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Speaker 2: Did you listen to the Box Family episode?

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Speaker 1: No? I need you? I want to do you think

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Speaker 1: we should start recording? I thought you already did. No

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Speaker 2: Well here's the problem. Did we ever get the audio fixed?

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Speaker 2: Because we did? You know, tease? All these people say

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Speaker 2: we got video, we got video. Then we listened back

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Speaker 1: There was no chance.

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Speaker 2: And then I don't even know if I'm in screen

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Speaker 1: Oh, maybe you should talk yo, yo, yo, check out

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Speaker 1: my levity. I want to love so No, then goes

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Speaker 1: to three. It's not even on me.

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Speaker 2: Well no, because slap idiots screwed with the cameras. These

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Speaker 2: people that come in the studio, there's no need for

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Speaker 2: them to mess with the camera. Just leave the camera

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Speaker 2: where it is. If you're not recording, it doesn't matter.

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Speaker 1: All right. I don't want the cameras to affect your

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Speaker 1: stories today. Go I'll tell my stories in February. No, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: no, no no, no, but you've been gone for a whole month.

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Speaker 1: I've been gone for an entire month, right, So you guys,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to talk about Jamaica Mon in March March eighth.

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Speaker 1: Make a note. Put it on your calendar. March eighth.

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Speaker 2: Ray comes back from Jamaica, Mon.

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Speaker 1: Mon.

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Speaker 2: Mon, Oh man, it feels good to be back.

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Speaker 2: Everybody says, oh man, it feels good to be back,

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Speaker 1: Really?

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Speaker 2: It feels terrible to be back.

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Speaker 1: It feels good to be back, Man, feels good.

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Speaker 2: I would stay gone for months if you let me.

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Speaker 1: But the stories that I found out man and one love,

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Speaker 1: You're able to come to work as easily as you did.

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Speaker 1: Some of the stories Mon that I heard, Mon, they

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Speaker 1: That is why I'm here. I get you can stay

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Speaker 2: I can't wait to hear your stories on March eighth

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Speaker 2: about how we should be appreciative of and how your

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Speaker 1: Oh, I'm so glad to get back.

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Speaker 2: Man, stop, who is glad to get back? I mean

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Speaker 2: I would like to say I'm glad to do this

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Speaker 2: And a lot of those people hate their families. Man,

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Speaker 1: So we should start the show because zim, we're going

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Speaker 1: it's above it, but close. Where are we? We're above it,

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Speaker 1: We're above it, way above it. We're pretty above it.

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Speaker 1: Weird stuff happens at the equator. Mone no idea Northern hemisphere,

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Speaker 1: Like what it isn't imaginary. It's gonna blow your mind.

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Speaker 1: Man, And it was boys. They said to me, we're

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Speaker 2: I am lunchbox I know the most about sports. I'll

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Speaker 2: So we decided last minute to go to Texas before Christmas.

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Speaker 2: Was like, I really want the kids to wake up

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Speaker 2: We always stayed home for Christmas.

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Speaker 2: You get to have cousin time. She was like, all right,

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Speaker 2: Could I skipped it all together? One didn't need to

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Speaker 1: Usual suspects, The exact.

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Speaker 2: Same families that I already know, three different families. We

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Speaker 1: No new families.

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Speaker 2: Didn't talk to anybody new at all.

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Speaker 2: We already know these folks, We're comfortable with these folks.

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Speaker 1: Did that happen? No?

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Speaker 2: Right, So we had to wake up Saturday morning start

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Speaker 1: Dude, I would never marry you that would not fly

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Speaker 2: Let's not act like I was the one that slowed

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Speaker 1: Bro. We didn't have to be to the airport until

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Speaker 2: There's no way I would be married to you that

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Speaker 1: We're at the airport two and a half hours early.

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Speaker 1: That's stupid. That's absolutely stupid. That's how we both rolled up.

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Speaker 2: That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard in

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Speaker 2: my life. Anyway, So we get in the car and

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Speaker 2: one day. We are four hours from Austin, Texas when

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Speaker 2: I said, no problem, we'll pull over at the next

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Speaker 1: I would never bother those kids if they ain't up

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Speaker 1: And so we wake up and I wake up to

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Speaker 2: They won in overtime. Apparently Caleb had an amazing comeback.

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Speaker 2: We were awesome. It was great. And as we're driving

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Speaker 1: Oh crap.

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Speaker 2: We already checked out of the hotel, Skip the Continental Breakfast,

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Speaker 2: I guess you didn't give me one. It's been eight

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Speaker 2: It's not playtime, like it is seven thirty. We were

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Speaker 2: So he did have the pancakes. He did have the pancakes.

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Speaker 2: We didn't waste the whole day sleeping in, eating that

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Speaker 2: And Granny had called us twenty minutes before that, how's

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Speaker 1: We're still in the drive through, driving through Dallas, and we.

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Speaker 2: And Granny opens the door, sees them and goes and

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Speaker 1: Like crime? And they they're like, Granny slammed the door

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Speaker 2: And then Grandpa comes walking around the side of the house.

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Speaker 2: Are you senile or what? And like five minutes later,

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Speaker 1: Makes sense to Shay. To Shay.

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Speaker 2: And then Grandpa brings one of his new dogs out,

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Speaker 1: You said your dog's name Chase, Okay, that's okay. Uh.

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Speaker 2: And Harry is my dad's dog, and he has Harry

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Speaker 1: Man to tell us after the break, I'll tell you

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Speaker 1: There we go, Down goes Chase. Dad sellsn't built the

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Speaker 2: He was trying to take a short cut to cut

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Speaker 1: Oh, I thought it was a car. He didn't see

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Speaker 1: it with his leg. That was probably two hundred on Amazon.

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Speaker 2: We'd been there forty five minutes and Chase can't walk.

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Speaker 2: Chase is yelping in pain. So it's time to go to.

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Speaker 1: The emergency vet for a bird bath. He won't walk

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Speaker 2: Scoop him up, put him in the car, whisk him

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Speaker 1: Oh what brings you in today?

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Speaker 2: Well, we've been here forty five minutes. He's shattered a

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Speaker 2: They do some poking and prodding. They're like, oh, here's

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Speaker 1: Dar if I take some of these holidays. And the

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Speaker 1: just good as new. Cistern laws of that.

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Speaker 2: I knew, dude, you shatter a concrete bird bath.

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Speaker 1: Hit me with the text next time, he ain't got

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Speaker 1: to go to the minute clinic. Think COVID coronavirus.

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Speaker 2: Well, they said, but we can do X rays.

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: It's it's three hundred without the X rays, but if

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Speaker 1: It wasn't the bird flu it was bird bath dude.

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Speaker 2: And I said, we'll pass on next rays. Well, we'll

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Speaker 1: My dad's got a bright light. You take it in

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Speaker 2: I'll just stick it right up close to his skin

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Speaker 1: Some of those maglights that were floating around for Christmas time.

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Speaker 1: If you hold him up, they can show a whole

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Speaker 2: I will have to check into that. That's pretty good stuff.

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Speaker 1: Maybe for your dad, big electrician guy or contractor.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, contractor retired though he is retired now, he's right.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, then what else did we do?

437
00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:05,920
Speaker 1: So? Then that was good? That way, that was great,

438
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:09,120
Speaker 1: and then anything positive? Well, see that's what I'm saying.

439
00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:12,080
Speaker 2: This vacation is off to a great start, right, great

440
00:22:12,119 --> 00:22:17,240
Speaker 2: start next day. But Dad and I deside, we're gonna

441
00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:18,280
Speaker 2: get some breakfast.

442
00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:20,920
Speaker 1: Tacos, just you and Dad at one and a million. No,

443
00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:23,680
Speaker 1: it's just a trailer right by the right by the house,

444
00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:25,480
Speaker 1: you know. And I've never told you this before, but

445
00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:31,560
Speaker 1: I love you bit and so Dad, we passed the salsa.

446
00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:38,200
Speaker 1: Come here, son, let's both start on and end of

447
00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:40,680
Speaker 1: this little taker rea and eat it down. It's got

448
00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:48,040
Speaker 1: some eggs and baky. Merry Christmas, Dad, Merry Christmas. Son.

449
00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:53,440
Speaker 1: So then we uh, Dad, I got to utensils. Would

450
00:22:53,480 --> 00:23:05,800
Speaker 1: you want to finish this one together? Without them? Did

451
00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:07,119
Speaker 1: you go to one in a million? No?

452
00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:09,040
Speaker 2: Mass too far from the house, man, too far from

453
00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:11,119
Speaker 2: the house. But I will say I forgot to tell

454
00:23:11,119 --> 00:23:12,359
Speaker 2: you when I went to go pick up the food

455
00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:14,840
Speaker 2: at the you know, the Applebee's eating good in the neighborhood.

456
00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:17,960
Speaker 2: I mean, you want to be jumping back to Arkansas, right,

457
00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:22,520
Speaker 2: we're in Texas. You wanna talk about people loving each other?

458
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,479
Speaker 2: They all sitting at the bar and hey, man, he

459
00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:26,760
Speaker 2: ain't what's going on over there?

460
00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:28,639
Speaker 1: Man? You know I've just been out traveling. You know,

461
00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:30,760
Speaker 1: I've been working up in North Dakota on this bag

462
00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:32,800
Speaker 1: for the holiday. Oh yeah, tell your old lady. I

463
00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:34,760
Speaker 1: said it loud so it was a neighborhood.

464
00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:37,399
Speaker 2: It wasn't neighborhood. Applebee's and the guys just sitting at

465
00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:39,880
Speaker 2: the bar yelling across each other, like, man, you guys

466
00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:42,720
Speaker 2: see that on the news last night. Oh I saw it, Harry,

467
00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:45,280
Speaker 2: I saw it. What the hell's going on?

468
00:23:46,119 --> 00:23:49,199
Speaker 1: Same story I'm gonna tell on Wednesday's podcast, but not

469
00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:53,760
Speaker 1: the neighborhood and not eating good. It's old belly laughing

470
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:58,200
Speaker 1: at O Charlie's and that story will be Wednesday. Then

471
00:23:58,240 --> 00:23:59,720
Speaker 1: it's like, that's a deep tease.

472
00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:01,120
Speaker 2: Man, What do you think I should do? You think

473
00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:02,760
Speaker 2: I should go back out the holidays? You think I

474
00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:05,399
Speaker 2: should work look for work round here? Well, Billy, I

475
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:07,639
Speaker 2: gotta tell you, man, I mean, I beg your family

476
00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:09,760
Speaker 2: misses you. I don't know if he's worth of going

477
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:10,360
Speaker 2: back up there.

478
00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:13,720
Speaker 1: You know, I consider doing work up in Arkadelphia. Oh

479
00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:16,600
Speaker 1: I heard the women are fast and the money's clean. Brother,

480
00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:22,800
Speaker 1: find you some good old lot of lizards, you any

481
00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:24,600
Speaker 1: of those trying to stick on? Or you can just

482
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:25,280
Speaker 1: leave him in the.

483
00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:29,440
Speaker 2: Pocket, lie boy. Yeah, and then so I get back

484
00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:30,720
Speaker 2: to the hotel room after that, and I had to

485
00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:32,119
Speaker 2: go to Walgreens and get medicine.

486
00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:34,600
Speaker 1: Hell of a plug for the sick kid. You know,

487
00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:41,080
Speaker 1: corner healthy and happy and me and this old dude

488
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:43,480
Speaker 1: are just sick kid, the one that threw up. We thought,

489
00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:47,320
Speaker 1: maybe he needs medicine. He's sick. That's a little food poisoning. Boy.

490
00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:50,199
Speaker 1: You shouldn't have got in those taco bell chip or

491
00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:53,040
Speaker 1: those uh truck stop chips.

492
00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:55,760
Speaker 2: So we're we're at the Walgreens and we're just sitting

493
00:24:55,800 --> 00:25:01,040
Speaker 2: there at the cashier one minute, two minutes, three minutes,

494
00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:03,480
Speaker 2: four minutes, five minutes.

495
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:06,680
Speaker 1: There is not a dang worker in sight. Experienced it myself.

496
00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:09,040
Speaker 2: So this eighty year old man just starts yelling, kno.

497
00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:17,399
Speaker 1: Knock, who's there, kno knock, knock knock, and then no

498
00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:22,840
Speaker 1: one comesant na na na na. That's how that he

499
00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:24,359
Speaker 1: used to do it back in the day.

500
00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:28,359
Speaker 2: And finally this lady comes up and he goes knock knock,

501
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,040
Speaker 2: and she goes, well, sir, right there, it says you

502
00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:32,360
Speaker 2: can press the button if you need help.

503
00:25:32,359 --> 00:25:39,639
Speaker 1: He goes, oh, I'm sorry about that, ma'am. We gotta

504
00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:41,760
Speaker 1: respect it. That's great.

505
00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:44,160
Speaker 2: But anyway, let me get back to the taco truck

506
00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:44,520
Speaker 2: in Austin.

507
00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:46,359
Speaker 1: I forgot that. Now I gotta go to the taco truck.

508
00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:48,720
Speaker 2: We go up and we order the tacos for me,

509
00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:51,679
Speaker 2: my dad, my mom, my wife, my kids, all you know,

510
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:54,520
Speaker 2: order all these tacos. And we're sitting down at a

511
00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:57,680
Speaker 2: picnic table talking. This guy comes walking up. He sits down.

512
00:25:57,760 --> 00:26:00,760
Speaker 2: I assume he's waiting for his order. Figure he went

513
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:04,480
Speaker 2: over the gas station, got a coke, came back, and

514
00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:06,159
Speaker 2: he just turns to me and he looks at me

515
00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:10,240
Speaker 2: and goes, oh, you think you're tough. You think you're tough.

516
00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:12,480
Speaker 2: We'll find out who's tough. Let's go right over here,

517
00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:15,120
Speaker 2: right in the woods, me and you, one on one.

518
00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:16,760
Speaker 1: No cops.

519
00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:20,760
Speaker 2: And I look around. I'm like, he goes, oh, don't

520
00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:22,639
Speaker 2: look around. I'm talking to you right there.

521
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:27,080
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, dude, what part of town to your parents?

522
00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:28,600
Speaker 2: He goes, you're thinking's some funny stuff.

523
00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:30,600
Speaker 1: Huh no, man, not funny, just tired.

524
00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:33,040
Speaker 2: He goes, you guys think y'all laughing? You you boys won't

525
00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:33,440
Speaker 2: be laughing.

526
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:37,840
Speaker 1: Let's go right now, belt ass one on one. You

527
00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:38,560
Speaker 1: think you tough.

528
00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:40,399
Speaker 2: You think let's go one on one in the woods

529
00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:41,440
Speaker 2: on we'll find out who's tough.

530
00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:43,680
Speaker 1: No cops, please tell me. He took his belt off,

531
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:47,520
Speaker 1: and I was like, I looked at my dask says,

532
00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:50,200
Speaker 1: he's talking to me, and he goes and he goes, yes,

533
00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:51,000
Speaker 1: I'm talking to you.

534
00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:54,520
Speaker 2: I'm right, we're just talking to each other. And he goes,

535
00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:56,399
Speaker 2: all right, I'll be over there if you want it

536
00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:57,600
Speaker 2: one on.

537
00:26:57,440 --> 00:26:58,360
Speaker 1: One, no cops.

538
00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:05,280
Speaker 2: What world were you in north side, Austin, Texas?

539
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:07,080
Speaker 1: In one love bro man?

540
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:10,040
Speaker 2: I was like, wow, man, that was interesting. And so

541
00:27:10,119 --> 00:27:11,960
Speaker 2: we're sitting there and waiting for our tacos and the

542
00:27:12,359 --> 00:27:14,640
Speaker 2: lady that the family that owns it, their little daughter

543
00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:17,000
Speaker 2: comes out of the taco trailer and she's got a

544
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:19,720
Speaker 2: little rocking horse set up out front. So she gets

545
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:22,959
Speaker 2: on the rocking horse starts rocking back and forth.

546
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:25,239
Speaker 1: We we we.

547
00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:28,360
Speaker 2: We We're like, whoa, whoa, whoa.

548
00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:32,040
Speaker 1: Here comes our boy. He comes back. He might have

549
00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:36,600
Speaker 1: been boozing and we're going whoa. We're laughing, whoa, whoa, whoa,

550
00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:39,280
Speaker 1: and he goes, whoa, whoa, whoa. My ball's in your

551
00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:44,760
Speaker 1: mf and mouth. Actually pretty good, good one.

552
00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:47,600
Speaker 2: That's like gotta get to That was a solid one.

553
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:47,840
Speaker 1: Man.

554
00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:52,800
Speaker 2: It was like, I was so solid man, Like out

555
00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:55,080
Speaker 2: of nowhere. He goes with the whoa wa, what what

556
00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:56,200
Speaker 2: balls in your mouth?

557
00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:58,880
Speaker 1: Dude? We gotta get him for the convention. Oh dude,

558
00:27:58,880 --> 00:27:59,159
Speaker 1: he was.

559
00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:01,240
Speaker 2: He was all a great and then he walks up

560
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:05,119
Speaker 2: to the window and he says, where's my stuff? And

561
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:08,080
Speaker 2: the lady's like, he goes, you gotta hurry out. My

562
00:28:08,119 --> 00:28:10,800
Speaker 2: son's coming. I need what you owe me. My son

563
00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:13,800
Speaker 2: is coming, and she goes, Derek, get out of here.

564
00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:16,480
Speaker 2: Just just get out of here, Derek. And then she

565
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:18,480
Speaker 2: listen to us. She goes, don't listen to anything. He

566
00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:22,000
Speaker 2: says he lives over there in the woods. Said all right,

567
00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:25,359
Speaker 2: cool man, But that was awkward man. He yeah, yeah,

568
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:27,359
Speaker 2: So that was my trip to the taco stand.

569
00:28:27,359 --> 00:28:27,479
Speaker 1: Man.

570
00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:29,480
Speaker 2: It was Austin was very welcoming.

571
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:34,080
Speaker 1: Homeless dude. Yeah, there was a family member of the truck.

572
00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:36,600
Speaker 2: Now it turns out he was a homeless dude. Man,

573
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:38,440
Speaker 2: but he was ready to find out who's tough or not.

574
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:44,120
Speaker 1: You when your dad couldn't roll this dude, when your

575
00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:48,320
Speaker 1: dad were afraid of alcoholic Derek, who hasn't eating in

576
00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:53,040
Speaker 1: three days. Well, I mean I said two verse one, dude,

577
00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:55,840
Speaker 1: hold on, No, he was pops belt to ask.

578
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,200
Speaker 2: He didn't challenge both of us. He just challenged one

579
00:28:58,200 --> 00:28:59,960
Speaker 2: of us. He didn't say, hey, both of you guys

580
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:01,200
Speaker 2: want to find out if you're tough.

581
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:05,680
Speaker 1: Your dad's like he was talking to you. It's like, no,

582
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:08,880
Speaker 1: my neck goes, well go do it. We'll go find

583
00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:09,880
Speaker 1: out if you're tough. Man.

584
00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:13,040
Speaker 2: I'm like, what in the hell is going What is

585
00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:13,520
Speaker 2: going on?

586
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:18,600
Speaker 1: That's bizarre? It was crazy. Eh, oh man, it was

587
00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:20,800
Speaker 1: a great time. Well take a break. I got more.

588
00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:22,400
Speaker 1: You want more? I want more?

589
00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:24,480
Speaker 2: Good, I'll give you more right after this, me me.

590
00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:31,200
Speaker 1: In the woods seeing the reason that's that's not social media,

591
00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:35,040
Speaker 1: that's in IRL. In real life. You got called out. Oh,

592
00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:37,280
Speaker 1: cold media is one thing. He wasn't.

593
00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:39,560
Speaker 2: No keyboard warrior dude. He wanted to find out if

594
00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:43,280
Speaker 2: we if I was tough or not. And I'm like, wow,

595
00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:45,560
Speaker 2: I mean I literally didn't say anything.

596
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:47,400
Speaker 1: To the dude. Even when I turned down the people

597
00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:50,440
Speaker 1: at the gas station every morning for money, they still

598
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:53,840
Speaker 1: don't try to fight me. That is wild. Dude, tried

599
00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:58,920
Speaker 1: to fight you. Cold Turkey cold called you he cold

600
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:01,360
Speaker 1: called me hard. He didn't even want to rob you,

601
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:04,840
Speaker 1: he just wanted to fight you. Yeah, with no cops.

602
00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:09,120
Speaker 1: Then to the fact that he circled back like he

603
00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:12,280
Speaker 1: came back just to let me know my balls his

604
00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:15,840
Speaker 1: balls were in my mouth. Tried to tell your dad

605
00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:18,080
Speaker 1: how you're doing well for yourself and you're getting called

606
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:20,440
Speaker 1: out by a homeless guy. Oh my god, Dad, I'm

607
00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:22,480
Speaker 1: just so happy to be back. Man. This brings back

608
00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:25,760
Speaker 1: so many memories. Oh, memories of my balls in your mouth.

609
00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:30,160
Speaker 1: I'll be dune in front of pops.

610
00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:34,760
Speaker 2: Oh and my dad did say, he goes, I thought

611
00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:37,080
Speaker 2: you were tougher than that. Why didn't you take that guy? No, Dad,

612
00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:40,480
Speaker 2: I'm good man, I'm good, so weird, so weird.

613
00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:44,200
Speaker 1: One love mine. We don't advocate fighting, No, we really don't.

614
00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:46,640
Speaker 2: We don't advocate fighting. And I don't know if he

615
00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:48,080
Speaker 2: was on Crystal mets. I don't know if he was

616
00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:49,640
Speaker 2: on Angel desk. I don't know what was wrong with

617
00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:50,000
Speaker 2: the dude.

618
00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:53,040
Speaker 1: And so far a convention without a fight. One love man,

619
00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:53,760
Speaker 1: one love.

620
00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:56,280
Speaker 2: I mean, we got another convention in two weeks. Hopefully

621
00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:58,480
Speaker 2: we go number five with no fights.

622
00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:00,720
Speaker 1: Sore Losers dot Com ticket still available?

623
00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:03,120
Speaker 2: Oh, still available? Do we still got room? We still

624
00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:05,600
Speaker 2: would love to see you here. Last minute? You know

625
00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:08,360
Speaker 2: what happens best things in life, last minute.

626
00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:10,640
Speaker 1: And also that big game I'm going to locks. Is

627
00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:12,720
Speaker 1: he coming? Does he coming? Does he listen into a

628
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:14,840
Speaker 1: couple of them? He moved away? Is it in a

629
00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:15,760
Speaker 1: different state? Now?

630
00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:19,360
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter. They have airplanes, trains, automobiles, everything.

631
00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:22,280
Speaker 1: The big game show at the mall. Yeah, I forgot

632
00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:25,640
Speaker 1: how amazing that mall is. We might lose some people

633
00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:28,440
Speaker 1: in that mall in the whole. Well, they're gonna want

634
00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:29,320
Speaker 1: to get back though, right.

635
00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:31,240
Speaker 2: They may want to go shop it, dude. Some people

636
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:31,800
Speaker 2: like the shop.

637
00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:34,520
Speaker 1: And I also found an IV station. You can go

638
00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:36,200
Speaker 1: in there and get some B twelve. You can get

639
00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:38,400
Speaker 1: the stuff that makes you feel not as hungover. The

640
00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:40,760
Speaker 1: lady said, licky split. She'll get you in and out

641
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:43,720
Speaker 1: ten minutes. I got a brochure and everything that's good.

642
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:45,080
Speaker 1: I can put it on the website.

643
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:47,560
Speaker 2: Unless they want to be part of the convention. We

644
00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:48,520
Speaker 2: don't get let's not right.

645
00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:52,000
Speaker 1: Why would we advertise him for free? Yeah? Why would we?

646
00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:52,920
Speaker 1: Why would we do that?

647
00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:56,000
Speaker 2: But anyway, back to over at Grant and Grandpa's dude,

648
00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:59,360
Speaker 2: let me tell you we had pure pandemonium. I thought

649
00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:02,840
Speaker 2: it already was seven kids, because you got my sister's

650
00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:06,640
Speaker 2: three kids, my brother's son, all running around just being

651
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:09,000
Speaker 2: Nutso Batter's Box has a kid.

652
00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:12,520
Speaker 1: You didn't know that. I mean, I figured that he

653
00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:16,160
Speaker 1: has an offspring. You thought he was celibate. Is it

654
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:18,280
Speaker 1: forty nine ers? Yes?

655
00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:21,000
Speaker 2: The kid loves the forty nine ers and his two

656
00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:24,280
Speaker 2: bonus children they also love the forty nine ers?

657
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:29,240
Speaker 1: What the Chris Jansen? Yes? Does everybody call it bonus children? No?

658
00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:31,720
Speaker 2: I just said it because of Chris Jansen. I don't

659
00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:34,000
Speaker 2: know what my brother calls it, but he does have

660
00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:36,680
Speaker 2: two step sons. But I don't know if you call them,

661
00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:38,560
Speaker 2: if he calls them bonus kids, or if I don't

662
00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:40,720
Speaker 2: know what he calls them. I just was saying bonus

663
00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:44,600
Speaker 2: kids because Chris Jansen does, and I find it funny anyway.

664
00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:47,120
Speaker 2: So they're just running around. I mean, it's just pure

665
00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:48,000
Speaker 2: chaos all the time.

666
00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:48,280
Speaker 1: Dude.

667
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:51,200
Speaker 2: It was so loud and crazy, and then we decided

668
00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:54,800
Speaker 2: we're gonna have a slumber party, all seven of them

669
00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:58,800
Speaker 2: over there, staying up till twelve thirty at night, shoes,

670
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:01,680
Speaker 2: gave him room float to be like, Oh, we'll put

671
00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:03,880
Speaker 2: on a movie, they'll fall asleep. They watched the whole

672
00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:04,400
Speaker 2: damn day.

673
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:08,120
Speaker 1: Parents are the ones clinging to light. Oh my golly,

674
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:10,440
Speaker 1: I see to go to bed. Can you please fall

675
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:13,280
Speaker 1: asleep as a kid. That's impressive They stayed up through

676
00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:15,560
Speaker 1: a movie. Yes, because I remember we'd go over to

677
00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:18,600
Speaker 1: friends houses. You could do one boom out, but all

678
00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:21,440
Speaker 1: you could do one that second one. It was impossible

679
00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:23,400
Speaker 1: to stay up for you'd be out like a light. No.

680
00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:26,480
Speaker 2: No, we didn't start the movie till ten thirty, thinking

681
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:29,640
Speaker 2: they would fall asleep. Twelve thirty and smash cut. We

682
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:34,160
Speaker 2: they're all in my parents' room, spread out all across

683
00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:37,360
Speaker 2: the room. My sister passed out on the floor.

684
00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:40,160
Speaker 1: Dad. They're about to go into the Dinosaur's Layer.

685
00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:42,640
Speaker 2: And I mean my four I mean from four year

686
00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:44,560
Speaker 2: old to nine year olds. They all stayed up till

687
00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:46,320
Speaker 2: twelve thirty watching the movie.

688
00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:47,000
Speaker 1: Can't beat It.

689
00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:49,960
Speaker 2: That was a great, great memory, great memory. Then we

690
00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:53,760
Speaker 2: have Christmas, dude, let me tell you Christmas was awesome.

691
00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:56,000
Speaker 2: What are you guys doing while they're watching that movie?

692
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:59,040
Speaker 1: Are you at sipping on some of some cough medicine.

693
00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:01,320
Speaker 2: No, I'm I watched a little bit of a movie.

694
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:03,320
Speaker 2: Then I'm just cleaning up, and then, you know, just

695
00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:05,040
Speaker 2: doing all sorts of stuff, hanging out with my mom

696
00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:07,840
Speaker 2: and dad. You know why the kids are watching the movie.

697
00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:10,640
Speaker 2: You know, we're just talking, chatting, living life.

698
00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:13,080
Speaker 1: So how are you guys doing? Am I a part

699
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:15,239
Speaker 1: of the will? But then, let me let me tell

700
00:34:15,239 --> 00:34:17,440
Speaker 1: you Christmas Eve, we made the mistake. Man. Let me

701
00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:20,080
Speaker 1: tell you. We had all those nights that we were there.

702
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:22,360
Speaker 2: We got there Sunday, so we had Sunday night, Monday night,

703
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:26,880
Speaker 2: Tuesday night, Wednesday night, four nights to rap presents.

704
00:34:27,239 --> 00:34:28,440
Speaker 1: Christmas was Thursday.

705
00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:32,040
Speaker 2: Yes, Christmas was Thursday. You have four nights to rap presence.

706
00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:33,239
Speaker 1: You gotta do it the first night.

707
00:34:33,719 --> 00:34:36,839
Speaker 2: Just wrap three at night and you're gonna be done

708
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:43,000
Speaker 2: by Christmas easily. No, what do we do nine to

709
00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:46,239
Speaker 2: thirty pm Christmas Eve? Well, I guess we better start

710
00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:47,240
Speaker 2: rapping presents?

711
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:51,240
Speaker 1: God, Oh, my wres Grandpa's liquor cabinet?

712
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:53,640
Speaker 2: Oh, Grant and Grandpa don't have a liquor cab.

713
00:34:53,560 --> 00:34:55,480
Speaker 1: I need to meet three of my friends in the alley,

714
00:34:55,640 --> 00:34:57,400
Speaker 1: Jim Jack and Jim Beam.

715
00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:01,439
Speaker 2: They don't have a liquor cabinet, and we just sit

716
00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:06,359
Speaker 2: there and rap and rap and rap, and I mean,

717
00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:10,040
Speaker 2: by the time you get in bed, it's midnight, you're exhausted,

718
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:13,840
Speaker 2: and you know who's waking up at six am? Those

719
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:18,480
Speaker 2: excited kids. But we did do a practice because Baby

720
00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:20,440
Speaker 2: Box he was sleeping on the bed by the window,

721
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:23,319
Speaker 2: and the other two baby Box two and three, were

722
00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:25,759
Speaker 2: on the floor on an air mattress. And I was like,

723
00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:28,000
Speaker 2: all right, but if you hear Santa, what are you

724
00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:29,640
Speaker 2: gonna do air mattress?

725
00:35:29,719 --> 00:35:30,840
Speaker 1: I guess seven kids?

726
00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:33,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, these were just three. This is just my three.

727
00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:35,279
Speaker 2: They spent the night at Green and Grandpa's. The other

728
00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:37,960
Speaker 2: ones went home for Christmas Eve. Your parents don't have

729
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:39,000
Speaker 2: a spare bed.

730
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:40,120
Speaker 1: They do.

731
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:42,719
Speaker 2: Baby Box was in the spare bed. It can only

732
00:35:42,719 --> 00:35:46,600
Speaker 2: fit one. It's a twin sized bed, got it? And

733
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:49,720
Speaker 2: he goes, I'm gonna stand up and I'll yell ah,

734
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:51,480
Speaker 2: and then if I don't, if you guys don't wake up,

735
00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:53,799
Speaker 2: I'll jump on my brothers. Then I'll run in you

736
00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:56,000
Speaker 2: and Mom's room. I'll jump on you guys. Then we'll

737
00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:58,399
Speaker 2: run in and jump on Granning and Grandpa.

738
00:35:57,880 --> 00:35:59,920
Speaker 1: Be careful, knock first, you know the dr.

739
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:02,200
Speaker 2: So we did do a routine. We did a video

740
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:03,759
Speaker 2: where we practiced.

741
00:36:03,239 --> 00:36:06,080
Speaker 1: And if mommy's in something, pink knocked four times.

742
00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:08,480
Speaker 2: Well know if that pink, if you see pink on

743
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:10,759
Speaker 2: the floor, that's when you need to knock four times.

744
00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:12,600
Speaker 2: If she still has it on, you can just come

745
00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:13,040
Speaker 2: right in.

746
00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:16,200
Speaker 1: And if it looks like the remote stuck under the sheets, remember,

747
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:18,719
Speaker 1: knock a couple of times, yell out loud, and then

748
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:21,400
Speaker 1: come jump on Daddy.

749
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:25,799
Speaker 2: And so he told me all this stories about how

750
00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:28,080
Speaker 2: what he was gonna do. Well, he didn't ever hear Santa.

751
00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:30,640
Speaker 2: And in the morning he comes in our room and

752
00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:34,719
Speaker 2: he's like, mom, Dad, Santa came. Sanna came, like what

753
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:36,879
Speaker 2: He's like? I went downstairs and looked.

754
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,680
Speaker 1: He came. I'm like, wait, you went down without us.

755
00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:41,640
Speaker 1: You're not supposed to go down without us.

756
00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:44,759
Speaker 2: We want to see your reaction to what Santa brought.

757
00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:47,359
Speaker 2: He was like, but he really came, He really came.

758
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:49,399
Speaker 2: We gotta go down there, We gotta go down there.

759
00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:53,520
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, okay. So we got up, went down

760
00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:57,040
Speaker 2: and you know what they got for Christmas? Man fark guns.

761
00:36:57,520 --> 00:37:01,000
Speaker 2: They all wanted fart guns, and Santa delivered with fark guns.

762
00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:04,960
Speaker 2: They were happier in the klam Worth. I mean, are

763
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:06,920
Speaker 2: they worth a crap?

764
00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:11,520
Speaker 1: They are worth a crowd. They and they shoot out smoke. Oh,

765
00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:15,520
Speaker 1: they shoot out poop. Not just smoke, smelly smoke, poop particles.

766
00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:17,440
Speaker 1: Poop particles. Dude.

767
00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:20,440
Speaker 2: They loved it. They were so excited. And so then

768
00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:24,359
Speaker 2: we had bubble bread and we opened presents that were

769
00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:27,520
Speaker 2: from Granny and Grandpa and from Mom and Dad. Then

770
00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:30,800
Speaker 2: we had to wait till the afternoon for the cousins

771
00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:31,319
Speaker 2: to come over.

772
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:35,440
Speaker 1: Batter's Box doesn't get up to the crack of two.

773
00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:42,959
Speaker 1: It's about right two pm they roll over. That's about

774
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:47,000
Speaker 1: what time he got there. About two thirty. The Niners

775
00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:50,920
Speaker 1: were playing What if everybody that's Batter's Box here better

776
00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:53,600
Speaker 1: watch out for them Niners in the playoffs. Oh, I

777
00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:56,280
Speaker 1: got a story about the Niners. I got They're supposed

778
00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:57,960
Speaker 1: to be playing Carolina and now all of a sudden

779
00:37:57,960 --> 00:37:59,960
Speaker 1: they got the Eagles. So maybe don't watch out for them.

780
00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:04,360
Speaker 1: But we players. Continue, man, I'm so good, Carol, continue

781
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:05,640
Speaker 1: continue anyway.

782
00:38:05,719 --> 00:38:07,680
Speaker 2: So we I mean, what else did we do? We

783
00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:11,439
Speaker 2: played so many games. Granny had game after game after

784
00:38:11,560 --> 00:38:15,279
Speaker 2: game that she created. Oh one was you take. She

785
00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:18,719
Speaker 2: had twenty five different stickers and you wrote numbers on them,

786
00:38:18,719 --> 00:38:21,600
Speaker 2: and we hit them throughout the house and the kids

787
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:23,600
Speaker 2: had to go find all twenty five and come and

788
00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:26,239
Speaker 2: put them back on the wall. And I thought, oh

789
00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:28,040
Speaker 2: my gosh, this is not gonna work. And they kept

790
00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:30,480
Speaker 2: walking around, Oh, we already see the stickers, we know

791
00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:32,399
Speaker 2: where all they all all are. And she was like, well,

792
00:38:33,040 --> 00:38:35,319
Speaker 2: you know he I hit them and she was like,

793
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:36,800
Speaker 2: they're like, well, you're not a very good hider. And

794
00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:38,160
Speaker 2: I was like, okay, you guys want to talk trash

795
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:40,359
Speaker 2: about me being a good hider. You want to talk

796
00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:42,319
Speaker 2: about me being a bad hider. So I started hiding

797
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:46,759
Speaker 2: them hard. I misplaced the six seven, and there's ones

798
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:49,120
Speaker 2: I forgotten. I'd be an hour later back, Oh guys,

799
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:50,920
Speaker 2: actually there might be one more out there.

800
00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:52,840
Speaker 1: There might be one more out I thought. It's all

801
00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:54,800
Speaker 1: the numbers so they could tell if one was missing.

802
00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:57,400
Speaker 2: Well, a couple I forgot where they were and I

803
00:38:57,840 --> 00:38:59,759
Speaker 2: couldn't find them when they were I was looking for

804
00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:01,640
Speaker 2: them to make sure they didn't move them. So I

805
00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:04,360
Speaker 2: put question marks and just said, oh, here this number

806
00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:07,120
Speaker 2: was missing, so put it out. It was great, great fun.

807
00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:10,719
Speaker 2: Then we did the rolling derby got it. It's like, uh,

808
00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:13,840
Speaker 2: you put a rolling a sheet on the It's like

809
00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:17,200
Speaker 2: a tablecloth and it's different squares and you put prizes

810
00:39:17,239 --> 00:39:20,120
Speaker 2: along it, and you get a bottled water and you

811
00:39:20,239 --> 00:39:22,960
Speaker 2: roll it and wherever it lands, you get that product.

812
00:39:23,719 --> 00:39:25,680
Speaker 2: Due the kids, we're loving it.

813
00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:27,359
Speaker 1: Seen that one loved it.

814
00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:32,040
Speaker 2: Then we're going to close the night out with a

815
00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:37,880
Speaker 2: family photo. And Granny and Grandpa had spent hours hot

816
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:43,520
Speaker 2: gluing together shirts. And when you put your arms over

817
00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:46,480
Speaker 2: your head, Ray, what do you form?

818
00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:50,520
Speaker 1: We are what wreaths?

819
00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:55,080
Speaker 2: We are a big family of wreaths, dude. And we

820
00:39:55,320 --> 00:39:58,239
Speaker 2: all get in front of the Christmas tree and we're

821
00:39:58,239 --> 00:39:59,000
Speaker 2: all wreaths.

822
00:39:59,239 --> 00:40:05,160
Speaker 1: You have got to be kidding me. That's that's Christmas.

823
00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:08,680
Speaker 2: That is Christmas. But what happened?

824
00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:15,600
Speaker 1: Scary stuff? Right after this? Ray, so my wife when

825
00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:17,879
Speaker 1: she raised her arms, it kind of was see through.

826
00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:21,200
Speaker 2: Now right as we're about to take the picture, we're

827
00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:25,520
Speaker 2: getting our sweatshirts on. Baby Box two is eating a

828
00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:28,280
Speaker 2: push pop and we're not talking about the ice cream pushpop,

829
00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:33,000
Speaker 2: the little hard candy. All right, Hey, Bud, you gotta

830
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:35,160
Speaker 2: put that down, baby box three, you gotta put that down.

831
00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:46,279
Speaker 2: We're gonna take a picture. Starts coughing, But are you okay?

832
00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:50,680
Speaker 2: You want to drink of water? Are you choking on

833
00:40:50,719 --> 00:40:52,240
Speaker 2: a piece of candy? To the piece of candy?

834
00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:58,319
Speaker 1: Drink some water? Okay? Well, his hands already above his

835
00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:01,279
Speaker 1: head for the wreath. We do the picture, and he's like,

836
00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:03,400
Speaker 1: I'm ready for bed. I want to go to night night.

837
00:41:03,840 --> 00:41:05,759
Speaker 2: It's already nine o'clock at night. We've been going at

838
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:07,600
Speaker 2: it for a long time. Maybe it's ten o'clock. I

839
00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:11,400
Speaker 2: don't even remember. So we put them to bed. Everybody

840
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:16,920
Speaker 2: says they're goodbyes. They leave twelve thirty at night. He

841
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:17,720
Speaker 2: wakes up.

842
00:41:19,080 --> 00:41:30,640
Speaker 1: Un consolable, coughing, crying, coughing, crying, can't can barely, is

843
00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:32,200
Speaker 1: struggling to breathe. What?

844
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:36,640
Speaker 2: And I'm like, we bring him in our room right

845
00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:39,080
Speaker 2: here here, let's watch the Grizzy. Let's watch them grizzy,

846
00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:42,400
Speaker 2: because Grizzy and the Lemons, lemmings, they usually call them

847
00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:46,279
Speaker 2: some down. He wouldn't even watch it. I look at

848
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:46,600
Speaker 2: my wife.

849
00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:49,440
Speaker 1: I said, we gotta go, We gotta go, We gotta go.

850
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:52,040
Speaker 1: You guys need a bogo at the minic clinic.

851
00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:54,800
Speaker 2: And when we ain't going minic clinic, we're going er

852
00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:58,040
Speaker 2: all right, We're going er like we don't have time.

853
00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:01,600
Speaker 2: And I'm in my It's twelve thirty. I've been asleep

854
00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:04,960
Speaker 2: for like an hour. Call my sister. Oh, I'm like, hey,

855
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:06,800
Speaker 2: what what what's the best children's hospital?

856
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:06,960
Speaker 1: Now?

857
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:09,880
Speaker 2: All right, cool, We're on our way. Uh wake up.

858
00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:12,000
Speaker 2: Granny said, Hey, if the boys wake up, we're gone.

859
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:12,960
Speaker 2: We're going to the hospital.

860
00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:15,440
Speaker 1: Is there everything? Okay? Yeah? Yeah.

861
00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:17,399
Speaker 2: So we throw them in the car, buckle them up,

862
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:20,439
Speaker 2: and we are going and I mean we are hitting

863
00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:23,120
Speaker 2: one A three and I'm going ninety five speed limit

864
00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:24,040
Speaker 2: probably fifty.

865
00:42:23,719 --> 00:42:27,400
Speaker 1: Five ninety five and fifty five. Yeah, I'm hauling. It's

866
00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:28,240
Speaker 1: reckless driving.

867
00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:31,160
Speaker 2: Oh, it's reckless. But dude, there are times when he's

868
00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:33,759
Speaker 2: on one A three. My wife keeps going, hey, Bud, Hey, Bud,

869
00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:35,759
Speaker 2: can you are you okay? Can you breathe for me?

870
00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:37,600
Speaker 2: Because there's a couple of times it felt like he

871
00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:43,280
Speaker 2: stopped breathing. What like it was absolutely terror filled.

872
00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:45,880
Speaker 1: Drive happy Holidays.

873
00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:47,680
Speaker 2: And I ran four red lights on the way there

874
00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:49,760
Speaker 2: because I'd stop, look.

875
00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:51,680
Speaker 1: Go like, we ain't got time. I do that coming

876
00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:54,120
Speaker 1: to work. We ain't got time. We ain't got time.

877
00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:57,680
Speaker 2: And then you pull up what looks like the main

878
00:42:57,840 --> 00:42:59,600
Speaker 2: entrance and it's closed.

879
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:03,200
Speaker 1: Now you gotta circle to place five times. Sometimes it's parking.

880
00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:06,000
Speaker 1: Sometimes you know, if it's er. Sometimes I just drop

881
00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:08,800
Speaker 1: baser off here outside. One time I take a buddy

882
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:10,600
Speaker 1: to it. Now you pull in the exit, you get

883
00:43:10,600 --> 00:43:12,200
Speaker 1: told to go around the other way. Even though it's

884
00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:15,120
Speaker 1: an emergency room. You can't just enter it in any direction.

885
00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:17,759
Speaker 1: You have to go around the loop and then into

886
00:43:17,800 --> 00:43:19,799
Speaker 1: the emergency because the ambulances have to pull in a

887
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:20,400
Speaker 1: certain way.

888
00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:24,400
Speaker 2: Trust me, now, oh, trust me, it said main entrance.

889
00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:26,960
Speaker 2: We follow the signs. Oh, the main entrance is closed.

890
00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:30,799
Speaker 2: Please follow these footprints to the other entrance, because they

891
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:32,400
Speaker 2: have footprints along the sidewalk.

892
00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:34,200
Speaker 1: Well are the footprints running?

893
00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:37,200
Speaker 2: Well, I'm sorry that I'm in a panic mode and

894
00:43:37,239 --> 00:43:39,240
Speaker 2: I don't want to play fun games where I follow

895
00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:40,399
Speaker 2: the freaking footprints.

896
00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:42,440
Speaker 1: So I rip them out of the car and I

897
00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:44,960
Speaker 1: am an if you don't mind, my feet are bigger

898
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:47,600
Speaker 1: than those. I got it, and.

899
00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:50,080
Speaker 2: I run through the metal detector and I get to

900
00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:52,000
Speaker 2: the front desks and he's like, oh, can you fill

901
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:52,960
Speaker 2: out that slip of paper?

902
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:54,160
Speaker 1: Please? No?

903
00:43:54,239 --> 00:43:55,960
Speaker 2: And I'm like, does it look like I need to

904
00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:58,640
Speaker 2: fill out a slip paper? Bro is hardly breathing here,

905
00:43:58,640 --> 00:43:59,720
Speaker 2: he struggling to breathe.

906
00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:02,520
Speaker 1: Have I fill it out? And it's like name.

907
00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:06,600
Speaker 2: Patients, name, day to birth, reason for a visit. I mean,

908
00:44:06,719 --> 00:44:09,200
Speaker 2: is that really you really need me to fill that out?

909
00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:09,360
Speaker 1: Like?

910
00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:12,080
Speaker 2: Why can't we get back there? And you diagnose me like,

911
00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:13,600
Speaker 2: dude is hardly breathing?

912
00:44:13,880 --> 00:44:17,520
Speaker 1: What's your wife in doing some Heimlich? No? She's just like, hey, Bud,

913
00:44:17,560 --> 00:44:19,240
Speaker 1: can you breathe? Are you okay? Or you okay?

914
00:44:19,239 --> 00:44:24,040
Speaker 2: Hey Bud, Hey don't fall asleep. Don't fall asleep. And

915
00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:25,600
Speaker 2: then she's like, okay, now that you have this, you

916
00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:27,319
Speaker 2: can just step right over to this lady over here.

917
00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:29,799
Speaker 2: And I'm like holding him and I'm trying to fill

918
00:44:29,840 --> 00:44:32,759
Speaker 2: this out and the lady's like, okay, does everything look correct?

919
00:44:32,760 --> 00:44:34,280
Speaker 1: And I'm like, no, I wrote down the wrong birthday.

920
00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:37,040
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, that's not his birthday. I wrote down Christmas.

921
00:44:37,360 --> 00:44:38,839
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm a big fan.

922
00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:40,839
Speaker 2: And they're like, oh, can you have him please stand up?

923
00:44:41,120 --> 00:44:42,839
Speaker 1: Twelve twenty five, twenty five, Oh.

924
00:44:42,719 --> 00:44:44,920
Speaker 2: My wait, wait, he's barely he's struggling to breathe, and

925
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:47,400
Speaker 2: you're gonna make me like make him stand? Like what

926
00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:49,399
Speaker 2: what the hell does he need to stand for?

927
00:44:50,280 --> 00:44:50,360
Speaker 1: Like?

928
00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:52,200
Speaker 2: Why can't I still hold him? So I make him stand?

929
00:44:52,360 --> 00:44:53,680
Speaker 2: Can you put that mask on him?

930
00:44:54,640 --> 00:44:56,319
Speaker 1: All right? Put a mask on him? All right? Just

931
00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:58,400
Speaker 1: sit right over here. Someone will be right with you.

932
00:44:58,440 --> 00:44:59,799
Speaker 1: What do you mean someone will be right with me?

933
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:03,160
Speaker 1: My son is barely breathing. He's struggling to freaking breathe. Dude,

934
00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:06,759
Speaker 1: what was this rescue Nashville nine to one one? Dude?

935
00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:08,440
Speaker 1: That's what it felt like. You guys are ready for

936
00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:09,600
Speaker 1: the new season, dude.

937
00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:11,279
Speaker 2: I mean I was like, what are we doing? And

938
00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:13,040
Speaker 2: then she gets on the phone and I'm like, okay,

939
00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:15,160
Speaker 2: now she knows it's serious. She came over, looked at him,

940
00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:17,960
Speaker 2: gone on the phone. So a nurse is gonna becoming quick.

941
00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:21,000
Speaker 2: Quick nurse comes like, I'm gonna go get this other family,

942
00:45:21,040 --> 00:45:22,359
Speaker 2: then I'll get you and we'll go on back.

943
00:45:22,360 --> 00:45:24,920
Speaker 1: And I'm like, no, no, we don't have time for another family.

944
00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:26,440
Speaker 1: What are we doing two families? What? No?

945
00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:30,560
Speaker 2: No, just take me back and they take us back.

946
00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:32,439
Speaker 2: All right, you're gonna be right here in room number three,

947
00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:36,799
Speaker 2: and the nurse comes in. He's new nurse.

948
00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:39,440
Speaker 1: New dude. He comes in. He's like, what's going on?

949
00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:42,560
Speaker 2: And he looks at me and goes, yeah, sounds like

950
00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:46,719
Speaker 2: he's got croup, right what? And he explains us all

951
00:45:46,719 --> 00:45:50,120
Speaker 2: about this thing called croup. It's a bacterial infection, it's

952
00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:53,360
Speaker 2: a virus and it comes on like that, no warning,

953
00:45:53,680 --> 00:45:56,279
Speaker 2: and it can be very sometimes alarming and scared. And

954
00:45:56,280 --> 00:45:57,719
Speaker 2: that's when they wake up in the middle night when

955
00:45:57,719 --> 00:46:00,480
Speaker 2: they're having a hard time breathing because their throat is swollen,

956
00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:04,239
Speaker 2: and it can be very traumatizing that that's why they

957
00:46:04,280 --> 00:46:06,440
Speaker 2: can't be consoled. It's because they're having a hard time breathing,

958
00:46:06,560 --> 00:46:07,360
Speaker 2: catching their breath.

959
00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:12,960
Speaker 1: Dude. The nurses at Dell were fantastic. The dude was

960
00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:14,200
Speaker 1: so cool. He had a.

961
00:46:14,160 --> 00:46:18,239
Speaker 2: Cubs hat on and I told my I was like, hey,

962
00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:19,719
Speaker 2: do you see what kind of how do he has?

963
00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:23,239
Speaker 2: Then he goes cubs and we start talking about the

964
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:27,160
Speaker 2: cubs and they, you know, just like made you feel

965
00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:28,040
Speaker 2: so welcome.

966
00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:29,840
Speaker 1: Great hat. What do you think about our playoff chances?

967
00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:31,600
Speaker 1: Maybe the pennant this year? Thanks Doc?

968
00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:34,920
Speaker 2: And they explain everything that we were going to do,

969
00:46:35,560 --> 00:46:37,440
Speaker 2: and they were gonna do a breathing treatment. They gave

970
00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:39,640
Speaker 2: him a steroid and this breathing treatment, they put this

971
00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:42,839
Speaker 2: mask over his face. He has to wear it for

972
00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:45,839
Speaker 2: five minutes and the whole time he's screaming, get this

973
00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:48,359
Speaker 2: mask on me. And they said, you hear that. Look

974
00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:49,840
Speaker 2: like when we came in. They said, you hear the

975
00:46:49,840 --> 00:46:52,799
Speaker 2: little wheezing. That's when it's problem. That's when it's good

976
00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:53,719
Speaker 2: that you came to us.

977
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:56,560
Speaker 1: What do you think about Pete crow Armstrong a good

978
00:46:56,600 --> 00:46:57,120
Speaker 1: little hitter.

979
00:46:57,760 --> 00:47:00,879
Speaker 2: So we do that and he does the treatment, crying

980
00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:02,719
Speaker 2: the whole time about get the mask off me, Get

981
00:47:02,719 --> 00:47:05,680
Speaker 2: the mask off me, dude. We got that mask off.

982
00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:09,319
Speaker 1: He was better. So the mask healed him.

983
00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:14,399
Speaker 2: The breathing treatment did everything, got it. It was unbelievable.

984
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:16,160
Speaker 2: And they said, he'll have that cough a little bit

985
00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:16,880
Speaker 2: for two weeks.

986
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:21,440
Speaker 1: Good public service, that's a good PSA.

987
00:47:22,239 --> 00:47:23,840
Speaker 2: So they do the breathing treatment and then they have

988
00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:25,520
Speaker 2: to observe him for two hours. So we had to

989
00:47:25,520 --> 00:47:28,440
Speaker 2: stay there for two hours longer after the breathing treatment,

990
00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:30,080
Speaker 2: just to make sure it doesn't flare back up. But

991
00:47:30,560 --> 00:47:32,520
Speaker 2: if it does flare back up, when you're back at home,

992
00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:35,960
Speaker 2: Let your stick your kids head in the freezer because

993
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:39,040
Speaker 2: the cold air. Give him a popsicle. Things like that

994
00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:40,920
Speaker 2: are what help it when you have croup. Just to

995
00:47:41,120 --> 00:47:43,839
Speaker 2: watch a movie, just in case, you guys root beer

996
00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:46,480
Speaker 2: float you guys have croup out there. Let me tell you,

997
00:47:46,520 --> 00:47:48,600
Speaker 2: it's the scariest thing in the world. It was terrifying.

998
00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:49,319
Speaker 2: I thought he was dying.

999
00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:52,160
Speaker 1: Well, maybe we don't do kid wreath games, you know.

1000
00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:54,080
Speaker 2: Well, I thought he was choking on a piece of candy,

1001
00:47:54,120 --> 00:47:55,919
Speaker 2: but it turned out as croup. Well, maybe we don't

1002
00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:59,920
Speaker 2: wrap a wreath around a kid's head. And so we

1003
00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:02,439
Speaker 2: rolled back to mom and Dad's house and we pulled

1004
00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:04,000
Speaker 2: up in front of their house five am.

1005
00:48:04,080 --> 00:48:06,400
Speaker 1: They're still standing there for the picture. No, they had

1006
00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:07,719
Speaker 1: all left. The picture was over.

1007
00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:13,080
Speaker 2: So we didn't get any sleep. After being up at

1008
00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:17,799
Speaker 2: six am on Christmas, we stayed up all night till

1009
00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:19,360
Speaker 2: five am the next day at the hospital.

1010
00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:21,680
Speaker 1: Man, let's be really, you slept once. He was okay

1011
00:48:21,719 --> 00:48:24,640
Speaker 1: at the hospital for a little while. No, you just

1012
00:48:24,719 --> 00:48:26,920
Speaker 1: sat there and played tittally wings for two hours.

1013
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:29,200
Speaker 2: I sat there and looked at him and watched him.

1014
00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:31,719
Speaker 2: But you said he was better well, I felt like

1015
00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:35,239
Speaker 2: he was better, but he was the masks off nap time, dude.

1016
00:48:35,239 --> 00:48:37,840
Speaker 2: I'm sitting in a chair that doesn't fold. It is

1017
00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:39,880
Speaker 2: a plastic chair against the wall.

1018
00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:40,919
Speaker 1: I would have been lights out.

1019
00:48:41,440 --> 00:48:42,880
Speaker 2: I would have loved to crawl in the bed with

1020
00:48:42,960 --> 00:48:46,640
Speaker 2: him and fallen asleep, but I didn't. He was awake

1021
00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:49,279
Speaker 2: the whole time. And then like twenty minutes where we're

1022
00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:50,400
Speaker 2: gonna leave, he falls asleep.

1023
00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:52,480
Speaker 1: Could I possibly get a bed, sir?

1024
00:48:53,560 --> 00:48:55,520
Speaker 2: And so we rolled back home at five am. Man,

1025
00:48:56,080 --> 00:48:59,239
Speaker 2: five am, Merry Christmas, dude. So we've been to the

1026
00:48:59,680 --> 00:49:03,000
Speaker 2: We've been to the doggy emergency. We've been trying to fight.

1027
00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:05,839
Speaker 1: In the woods. Human emergency, human emergency.

1028
00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:08,880
Speaker 2: And I'd even tell you that we took the kids

1029
00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:11,520
Speaker 2: to urgent care because once the dog got back from

1030
00:49:11,560 --> 00:49:14,560
Speaker 2: the doctor, I was like, man, what if the kids

1031
00:49:14,600 --> 00:49:16,200
Speaker 2: have the flu? I don't want to get grain and

1032
00:49:16,280 --> 00:49:18,200
Speaker 2: Grandpa the flu. Would have to get a hotel. So

1033
00:49:18,239 --> 00:49:21,120
Speaker 2: I took them to the CBS Minute Clinic to do

1034
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:24,400
Speaker 2: the you know, the test of the flu. And the

1035
00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:26,600
Speaker 2: thing says it closes at six o'clock and we get

1036
00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:28,480
Speaker 2: there at five point fifteen and the lady sticks her

1037
00:49:28,480 --> 00:49:31,120
Speaker 2: head out and goes, uh, sorry, I'm seeing my last

1038
00:49:31,160 --> 00:49:33,960
Speaker 2: patient for today, Like, what do you mean?

1039
00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:35,520
Speaker 1: That's America? Like, what do you mean?

1040
00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:37,360
Speaker 2: It says you close at six, it's five to fifteen.

1041
00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:40,040
Speaker 2: That examination is not going to take forty five minutes.

1042
00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:42,640
Speaker 1: That's when you point a trip advisor. I'll be filling

1043
00:49:42,640 --> 00:49:44,719
Speaker 1: one out even if this isn't a destination.

1044
00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:47,600
Speaker 2: So then we go to care Now or Urgent whatever

1045
00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:49,480
Speaker 2: the hell it was. It's on our insurance. When we're

1046
00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:51,960
Speaker 2: in Nashville and we go there and they're like, oh, yeah,

1047
00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:54,640
Speaker 2: care Now Texas is not on your insurance.

1048
00:49:55,239 --> 00:49:58,600
Speaker 1: Oh you get ready for a three thousand dollars deductible

1049
00:50:00,800 --> 00:50:03,319
Speaker 1: And I'm funny and I'm like what. I'm like, what

1050
00:50:03,360 --> 00:50:03,759
Speaker 1: do you mean?

1051
00:50:03,840 --> 00:50:06,120
Speaker 2: They're like, yeah, care Now in your state is on it,

1052
00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:08,839
Speaker 2: but when you leave the state sometimes they're not on it.

1053
00:50:09,680 --> 00:50:11,840
Speaker 2: So I paid one hundred and eighty dollars.

1054
00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:16,040
Speaker 1: It looks like you don't care now, huh, because I

1055
00:50:16,080 --> 00:50:16,880
Speaker 1: don't get.

1056
00:50:17,960 --> 00:50:19,880
Speaker 2: So I pay one hundred and eighty dollars for this

1057
00:50:20,239 --> 00:50:21,960
Speaker 2: to get my to get tested just one of them.

1058
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:23,440
Speaker 2: I was gonna have all three tests. I said no,

1059
00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:26,280
Speaker 2: just one because if he's not positive then that's good.

1060
00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:28,160
Speaker 1: I mean, while they're doing that, why don't you have

1061
00:50:28,239 --> 00:50:30,160
Speaker 1: him test you run something up your ass?

1062
00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:32,759
Speaker 2: They might as well have, dude. So yeah, so we

1063
00:50:32,840 --> 00:50:35,200
Speaker 2: come back and we celebrate for a couple more days

1064
00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:39,720
Speaker 2: with my family, and then it's the Big Niners versus

1065
00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:41,719
Speaker 2: the Bears football game.

1066
00:50:42,040 --> 00:50:46,160
Speaker 1: That was that weekend. It was that Sunday Sunday Night Football.

1067
00:50:46,640 --> 00:50:49,759
Speaker 1: Score Sunday Night Football. Tell you all about it right

1068
00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:54,240
Speaker 1: after this. Wait, but they already know what happened, dude.

1069
00:50:56,400 --> 00:51:02,160
Speaker 1: Of course, no teeth, Keith kid, I done got cable.

1070
00:51:02,320 --> 00:51:03,759
Speaker 1: You guys got an extra chair.

1071
00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:07,160
Speaker 2: There's nothing finer than being a forty nine er.

1072
00:51:07,520 --> 00:51:11,120
Speaker 1: This is our year with Purdy back and Perdle he's

1073
00:51:11,160 --> 00:51:11,800
Speaker 1: still hurt.

1074
00:51:12,160 --> 00:51:16,799
Speaker 2: Batter's Box, Oh my gosh. Yeah, So I'm gonna eng

1075
00:51:16,880 --> 00:51:20,120
Speaker 2: golf with Garrett Greg Jacob on a Sunday.

1076
00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:21,640
Speaker 1: We played over at Roy Kaiser.

1077
00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:25,640
Speaker 2: Of course I didn't watch football day, but we're gonna

1078
00:51:25,680 --> 00:51:27,600
Speaker 2: head over to Batter's Box house for the game.

1079
00:51:28,560 --> 00:51:30,800
Speaker 1: It's he's got enough seating for all the boys.

1080
00:51:31,080 --> 00:51:34,000
Speaker 2: It's the last night in town. We're going to Houston

1081
00:51:34,040 --> 00:51:37,400
Speaker 2: the next day, so I assume we are going to

1082
00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:40,480
Speaker 2: Batter's box house, bringing my family, bringing my sister's family.

1083
00:51:40,760 --> 00:51:44,080
Speaker 2: Everybody's going over there. My dad is gonna bring no teeth.

1084
00:51:43,960 --> 00:51:46,239
Speaker 1: Keith and he doesn't he can't drive.

1085
00:51:46,560 --> 00:51:50,640
Speaker 2: Well, his car broke down. It's the problem.

1086
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:53,719
Speaker 1: Uh batter's box. What if everybody it's a batter's box

1087
00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:55,520
Speaker 1: and I'm having people over for the game.

1088
00:51:56,320 --> 00:51:59,759
Speaker 2: And he's like batters box, Like, well, I thought it

1089
00:51:59,800 --> 00:52:01,840
Speaker 2: was just you and Dad and Keith.

1090
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:03,680
Speaker 1: See I knew he didn't have the seating for the

1091
00:52:03,719 --> 00:52:04,320
Speaker 1: whole boys.

1092
00:52:04,880 --> 00:52:06,680
Speaker 2: I said, yeah, but the kids can run around, you

1093
00:52:06,680 --> 00:52:08,120
Speaker 2: know what I mean, just fun. We'll bring you know,

1094
00:52:08,200 --> 00:52:10,360
Speaker 2: mom will come that way. It's our last night, you know,

1095
00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:14,920
Speaker 2: and we can all hang out. And he's like, it

1096
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:17,640
Speaker 2: might be better if they go to granny's. Like, what

1097
00:52:17,640 --> 00:52:20,040
Speaker 2: do you mean, because the kids go to grannies and you.

1098
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:21,880
Speaker 1: Guys come over. It's a good uncle.

1099
00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:25,799
Speaker 2: And I said, well, I kind of went to hang

1100
00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:27,520
Speaker 2: out with everybody. It's my last night. I kind of,

1101
00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:29,240
Speaker 2: you know, kind of have fun and you know Keith

1102
00:52:29,239 --> 00:52:31,279
Speaker 2: will be there. He goes, well, we got to have

1103
00:52:31,320 --> 00:52:33,400
Speaker 2: our routine. So I mean, if you and Dad and

1104
00:52:33,520 --> 00:52:36,480
Speaker 2: Keith want to come, but everybody else.

1105
00:52:36,280 --> 00:52:36,960
Speaker 1: Go to granny's.

1106
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:40,919
Speaker 2: What the Scarlett letter, And so I was like, well,

1107
00:52:40,960 --> 00:52:43,640
Speaker 2: I guess I'm not coming over. So it was me,

1108
00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:48,000
Speaker 2: my dad, Keith, my mom, my sister out in the

1109
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:48,719
Speaker 2: middle of the road.

1110
00:52:49,360 --> 00:52:53,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, and we were over at the house and we

1111
00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:55,520
Speaker 1: didn't even get to watch you a batter's box.

1112
00:52:55,840 --> 00:52:59,160
Speaker 2: Hell of a game though, Hell of a game. Oh

1113
00:52:59,239 --> 00:53:02,680
Speaker 2: my gosh. They pick six right off the bat, and

1114
00:53:02,719 --> 00:53:06,520
Speaker 2: my mom, who doesn't give two craps about football, calls

1115
00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:10,960
Speaker 2: batter's box, and of course it's during a Niners game,

1116
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:12,960
Speaker 2: so he's not allowed to even touch the phone or

1117
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:17,720
Speaker 2: answer it or respond. And she's like, uh oh, looking

1118
00:53:17,880 --> 00:53:21,759
Speaker 2: like a little trouble and she just starts laughing haaa

1119
00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:27,120
Speaker 2: because she's a Bears fan. I mean not really, shouldn't

1120
00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:30,040
Speaker 2: really care, but she grew up in Chicago. And he

1121
00:53:30,080 --> 00:53:32,960
Speaker 2: doesn't respond all game until the end.

1122
00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:35,440
Speaker 1: We get a video. How do you like that? How

1123
00:53:35,480 --> 00:53:37,640
Speaker 1: do you like them Niners in your mouth? How do

1124
00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:42,719
Speaker 1: you like that? Go Niners? Weird? Was it forty two

1125
00:53:42,840 --> 00:53:45,080
Speaker 1: thirty eight something like that? I thought I saw that

1126
00:53:45,200 --> 00:53:48,120
Speaker 1: the next day. They literally don't do cable in Jamaica,

1127
00:53:48,160 --> 00:53:51,120
Speaker 1: mon man. It was a fantastic football game. They do,

1128
00:53:51,200 --> 00:53:54,400
Speaker 1: but there's about a second delay in between each video clip,

1129
00:53:54,560 --> 00:53:56,600
Speaker 1: enough to annoy the crap out of you. And half

1130
00:53:56,640 --> 00:53:58,680
Speaker 1: the channels are in oddly in Spanish, even though they

1131
00:53:58,680 --> 00:54:01,359
Speaker 1: don't speak Spanish there. So yeah, there's no watching TV

1132
00:54:01,440 --> 00:54:03,640
Speaker 1: in Jamaica. Over to you, mon. Yeah.

1133
00:54:03,680 --> 00:54:06,600
Speaker 2: So then everybody came over the next morning to say goodbye.

1134
00:54:06,719 --> 00:54:09,640
Speaker 2: Batter's Box came over, We hung out, kids ran around,

1135
00:54:11,040 --> 00:54:13,080
Speaker 2: and then we drove to Houston, Man go to see

1136
00:54:13,080 --> 00:54:16,800
Speaker 2: the in laws. Let me tell you the exact opposite

1137
00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:20,240
Speaker 2: experience at the in laws that it is at my parents.

1138
00:54:20,560 --> 00:54:21,520
Speaker 1: I think you've said enough.

1139
00:54:21,640 --> 00:54:25,479
Speaker 2: It's pure chaos at my parents' house. At the in laws,

1140
00:54:25,520 --> 00:54:27,640
Speaker 2: it's just like everybody sits there quietly.

1141
00:54:31,320 --> 00:54:35,000
Speaker 1: I'll go over there, not putting me away from the chaos.

1142
00:54:35,040 --> 00:54:37,920
Speaker 2: Not much going on, a lot of just sitting, and

1143
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:39,600
Speaker 2: I get antsy with sitting.

1144
00:54:39,960 --> 00:54:42,960
Speaker 1: I don't like sitting. Kids not touching walls. I'm all

1145
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:43,359
Speaker 1: for it.

1146
00:54:43,520 --> 00:54:46,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, kids aren't breaking things, kids aren't running through things.

1147
00:54:46,680 --> 00:54:49,080
Speaker 1: Like it's just like okay. Yeah.

1148
00:54:49,280 --> 00:54:51,520
Speaker 2: So we ended up going to the zoo in Houston.

1149
00:54:52,280 --> 00:54:53,080
Speaker 1: That was cool.

1150
00:54:53,719 --> 00:54:55,560
Speaker 2: I met up with some friends and have two kids.

1151
00:54:55,560 --> 00:54:57,520
Speaker 2: We went to the zoo with them. Went to their

1152
00:54:57,560 --> 00:55:01,239
Speaker 2: place for dinner, and we just hung out with my

1153
00:55:01,320 --> 00:55:02,560
Speaker 2: in laws for a couple of days.

1154
00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:03,800
Speaker 1: And then like New.

1155
00:55:03,719 --> 00:55:07,279
Speaker 2: Year's Eve, man, we're sitting down for dinner. Well, it

1156
00:55:07,320 --> 00:55:08,800
Speaker 2: was earlier in the afternoon. We were playing in the

1157
00:55:08,880 --> 00:55:09,920
Speaker 2: leaves in the backyard.

1158
00:55:10,280 --> 00:55:11,160
Speaker 1: I saw the video.

1159
00:55:11,880 --> 00:55:14,600
Speaker 2: We had made big piles of leaves with the leaf

1160
00:55:14,680 --> 00:55:18,520
Speaker 2: blower playing in them, and Baby Box two is talking

1161
00:55:18,600 --> 00:55:20,719
Speaker 2: like this, let's.

1162
00:55:20,480 --> 00:55:22,960
Speaker 1: Go over here. I'm like, oh, my gosh, you know

1163
00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:23,640
Speaker 1: what that means?

1164
00:55:24,320 --> 00:55:27,960
Speaker 2: Strap voice? Oh I thought it was croup No, no, no, no,

1165
00:55:28,280 --> 00:55:29,400
Speaker 2: that's strap voice.

1166
00:55:29,600 --> 00:55:32,640
Speaker 1: Ray Creup will come on on set during wreath making

1167
00:55:33,120 --> 00:55:38,120
Speaker 1: and I'm like that, that's definitely strap voice. I'm like great.

1168
00:55:38,200 --> 00:55:40,080
Speaker 2: And as we're sitting down for dinner, I'm trying to

1169
00:55:40,080 --> 00:55:43,399
Speaker 2: tell my wife, hey, I think he's got strap, and

1170
00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:44,960
Speaker 2: before I can get out of my mouth.

1171
00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:48,240
Speaker 1: He goes, mom, anytime I swallow, my throat hurts.

1172
00:55:48,360 --> 00:55:50,800
Speaker 2: I'm like, I was gonna tell you a strap but voice,

1173
00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:53,000
Speaker 2: but I didn't want to scare your parents. But he's

1174
00:55:53,040 --> 00:55:55,399
Speaker 2: got strap. He's got strap for sure. Let me try

1175
00:55:55,400 --> 00:55:57,759
Speaker 2: to make an appointment of urgent care. New Year's Eve.

1176
00:55:57,800 --> 00:56:00,000
Speaker 2: They all close at five, though, so we've already missed

1177
00:56:00,120 --> 00:56:02,319
Speaker 2: the window. So I'm like, all right, I'm gonna make

1178
00:56:02,320 --> 00:56:05,160
Speaker 2: the first appointment New Year's Day. I'm gonna make the

1179
00:56:05,200 --> 00:56:07,839
Speaker 2: appointment first thing, so we can get the medicine he'll

1180
00:56:07,880 --> 00:56:11,200
Speaker 2: feel better. So I find an urgent care with insurance.

1181
00:56:11,560 --> 00:56:16,040
Speaker 2: Nine am I booked the appointment. Smash cut. Nine am

1182
00:56:16,080 --> 00:56:19,240
Speaker 2: comes around. Guess what, Baby Box two is still sleeping.

1183
00:56:19,960 --> 00:56:22,160
Speaker 2: He never sleeps out late, so I'm just gonna let

1184
00:56:22,200 --> 00:56:24,120
Speaker 2: him get his rest because he's sick. We'll find a

1185
00:56:24,160 --> 00:56:26,719
Speaker 2: different urgent care. And I get a text from that

1186
00:56:26,840 --> 00:56:29,560
Speaker 2: urgent care says, hey, we see you're running a little late.

1187
00:56:30,120 --> 00:56:32,719
Speaker 2: We rescheduled you for our next available appointment, which is

1188
00:56:32,760 --> 00:56:37,160
Speaker 2: ten forty five. Boom kid gets up at nine forty five,

1189
00:56:37,760 --> 00:56:38,800
Speaker 2: have a little breakfast.

1190
00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:41,680
Speaker 1: Thank you for being so accommodating. Exactly.

1191
00:56:42,160 --> 00:56:44,760
Speaker 2: We drive over there for the ten forty five appointment,

1192
00:56:44,840 --> 00:56:47,600
Speaker 2: twenty two minutes from the in law's house, pull in

1193
00:56:47,640 --> 00:56:49,560
Speaker 2: the parking lot, walk up and did it?

1194
00:56:51,480 --> 00:56:51,759
Speaker 1: Did it?

1195
00:56:52,560 --> 00:56:56,799
Speaker 2: Oh they're not open. They're not open. How the hell

1196
00:56:56,840 --> 00:56:59,759
Speaker 2: are you gonna let me make an appointment and reschedule?

1197
00:56:59,800 --> 00:57:02,440
Speaker 2: My mind and not even be open?

1198
00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:04,760
Speaker 1: Who were getting text from AI?

1199
00:57:05,360 --> 00:57:07,840
Speaker 2: I was getting texts from AI.

1200
00:57:09,080 --> 00:57:12,680
Speaker 1: I was talking back. How polite they were it was AI.

1201
00:57:13,040 --> 00:57:15,880
Speaker 1: I was so impressed, Well, thank you very much for

1202
00:57:15,960 --> 00:57:20,520
Speaker 1: your customer service. I was so impressed with their freaking

1203
00:57:20,880 --> 00:57:25,120
Speaker 1: ability to reschedule me automatically. I was like, that is

1204
00:57:25,240 --> 00:57:28,760
Speaker 1: customer service at the best, at its finest. You were

1205
00:57:28,920 --> 00:57:31,320
Speaker 1: talking to an ai bo in a farm. I didn't

1206
00:57:31,320 --> 00:57:34,280
Speaker 1: even talk to anybody AI farms. I didn't even talk.

1207
00:57:34,480 --> 00:57:36,600
Speaker 1: They sent me the text and said, would you like

1208
00:57:36,640 --> 00:57:40,080
Speaker 1: the ten forty five that's our next available appointment? What

1209
00:57:40,120 --> 00:57:40,800
Speaker 1: are you wearing?

1210
00:57:41,280 --> 00:57:43,640
Speaker 2: And so then I'm like, fine, I'll just go to

1211
00:57:43,680 --> 00:57:45,880
Speaker 2: the CVS minute clinic. We just saw one right down

1212
00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:48,000
Speaker 2: the road. We'll go there, we'll get tested, and we'll

1213
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:52,600
Speaker 2: go home. We drive to the CVS. This location does

1214
00:57:52,640 --> 00:57:53,840
Speaker 2: not have a minute clinic.

1215
00:57:54,160 --> 00:57:54,760
Speaker 1: Some don't.

1216
00:57:55,080 --> 00:57:57,200
Speaker 2: My god, I thought they all had him.

1217
00:57:57,240 --> 00:58:00,240
Speaker 1: No, not their problem. The one it vanny does not

1218
00:58:00,360 --> 00:58:00,880
Speaker 1: all of them do.

1219
00:58:01,320 --> 00:58:05,920
Speaker 2: So then I'm like, fine, let me google minute clinic. Okay,

1220
00:58:06,080 --> 00:58:09,600
Speaker 2: find one that is twenty five minutes away, get in

1221
00:58:09,600 --> 00:58:12,840
Speaker 2: the car, and it closes at one. Remember this is

1222
00:58:12,840 --> 00:58:15,440
Speaker 2: ten forty five, so now we're eleven thirty. So we

1223
00:58:15,480 --> 00:58:19,160
Speaker 2: show up to the other one at noon, and I

1224
00:58:19,240 --> 00:58:22,640
Speaker 2: start filling it out, you know, walk in. Sorry, we

1225
00:58:22,720 --> 00:58:24,520
Speaker 2: have no more walking appointments available.

1226
00:58:24,560 --> 00:58:25,919
Speaker 1: Today is New Year's Day.

1227
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:27,920
Speaker 2: You've got to be kidding me. You've got to be

1228
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:30,720
Speaker 2: kidding me. So my wife is going to see her

1229
00:58:30,760 --> 00:58:33,680
Speaker 2: old roommate and hang out. And I called her and said, listen,

1230
00:58:33,840 --> 00:58:35,120
Speaker 2: you've got to find me an urgent cady.

1231
00:58:35,200 --> 00:58:37,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, I cancel that crap. We don't care if she's

1232
00:58:37,120 --> 00:58:38,280
Speaker 1: gonna hang out with Javier.

1233
00:58:38,720 --> 00:58:41,040
Speaker 2: And so her friend Ashley comes through in the clutch

1234
00:58:41,040 --> 00:58:42,680
Speaker 2: with like, oh, we go to this place all the

1235
00:58:42,720 --> 00:58:44,880
Speaker 2: time and it seems to work out well. So we

1236
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:46,720
Speaker 2: drive eighteen minutes to that plate.

1237
00:58:46,840 --> 00:58:48,720
Speaker 1: Why does Ashley go there all the time? She has

1238
00:58:48,720 --> 00:58:50,680
Speaker 1: two kids? Oh? I thought I was were a dude.

1239
00:58:50,720 --> 00:58:52,880
Speaker 2: Maybe she has three kids. I don't remember. Well does

1240
00:58:52,920 --> 00:58:56,960
Speaker 2: he have anyway, So we he's an Eagles fan. Anyway,

1241
00:58:57,360 --> 00:58:58,560
Speaker 2: we drive over.

1242
00:58:58,840 --> 00:59:02,160
Speaker 1: You guys recently had some sort of transmittable diseases.

1243
00:59:02,560 --> 00:59:04,880
Speaker 2: So we drive over there, fill it out, and we

1244
00:59:05,040 --> 00:59:05,680
Speaker 2: get right in.

1245
00:59:06,120 --> 00:59:07,840
Speaker 1: It's beautiful. Oh my gosh.

1246
00:59:07,840 --> 00:59:10,560
Speaker 2: They got a nice fig tree, little fig tree, miniature

1247
00:59:10,600 --> 00:59:11,840
Speaker 2: fig tree in their lobby.

1248
00:59:12,080 --> 00:59:15,120
Speaker 1: They're so friendly. We get right in the room. Does

1249
00:59:15,160 --> 00:59:16,200
Speaker 1: that have to do with anything?

1250
00:59:16,280 --> 00:59:19,800
Speaker 2: I'm just a case of details, man, ambiance Ray.

1251
00:59:19,840 --> 00:59:21,720
Speaker 1: They had a painting up there on the wall of

1252
00:59:21,880 --> 00:59:24,080
Speaker 1: money leaving my wallet, and.

1253
00:59:23,960 --> 00:59:25,919
Speaker 2: They were so nice. They get us in a room.

1254
00:59:25,960 --> 00:59:29,560
Speaker 2: We only waited about fifteen minutes. They come in and

1255
00:59:29,560 --> 00:59:33,240
Speaker 2: the lady asks what's going on. She swabs his throat

1256
00:59:33,440 --> 00:59:35,440
Speaker 2: and then she leaves a little test right there on

1257
00:59:35,480 --> 00:59:37,200
Speaker 2: the counter so we can see it, and you see

1258
00:59:37,240 --> 00:59:42,200
Speaker 2: the double red line strep throat positive. The only problem

1259
00:59:42,280 --> 00:59:43,520
Speaker 2: is they didn't come back in the room for over

1260
00:59:43,560 --> 00:59:47,120
Speaker 2: an hour. We sat in there and we were making

1261
00:59:47,160 --> 00:59:49,680
Speaker 2: so much noise. We stuck our head out twice. We

1262
00:59:49,720 --> 00:59:53,040
Speaker 2: went to the bathroom twice, and we sat there for

1263
00:59:53,080 --> 00:59:54,880
Speaker 2: a freaking hour.

1264
00:59:56,360 --> 00:59:57,280
Speaker 1: Dude, it was.

1265
00:59:57,560 --> 00:59:59,480
Speaker 2: It was supposed to be a quick little trip for

1266
00:59:59,520 --> 01:00:02,880
Speaker 2: a strip test, and they finally the doctor finally comes in.

1267
01:00:02,920 --> 01:00:05,440
Speaker 2: It's like, oh, you know, yeah, it looks like you're positive.

1268
01:00:05,520 --> 01:00:08,800
Speaker 2: I call in your medication. Sorry for the weight. The

1269
01:00:08,840 --> 01:00:09,720
Speaker 2: weight was forever?

1270
01:00:09,960 --> 01:00:12,400
Speaker 1: Was she hot? No? Not?

1271
01:00:13,760 --> 01:00:16,880
Speaker 2: And so what was supposed to be like a little

1272
01:00:16,880 --> 01:00:19,960
Speaker 2: twenty minute endeavor. We drove to the h GB, we

1273
01:00:20,040 --> 01:00:21,920
Speaker 2: got the medication, we got home.

1274
01:00:22,360 --> 01:00:26,160
Speaker 1: We were gone for three and a half hours for

1275
01:00:26,240 --> 01:00:30,960
Speaker 1: a strip test. Not worth it. It was brutal not

1276
01:00:31,080 --> 01:00:32,440
Speaker 1: worth it, brutal man.

1277
01:00:33,760 --> 01:00:36,280
Speaker 2: And then we got the medicine and the next day,

1278
01:00:36,480 --> 01:00:39,840
Speaker 2: January second, we got in the car and we drove

1279
01:00:39,920 --> 01:00:41,000
Speaker 2: back to Nashville.

1280
01:00:41,720 --> 01:00:43,120
Speaker 1: And that was the end of our vacation.

1281
01:00:43,320 --> 01:00:46,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm on until we woke up on Saturday morning

1282
01:00:46,760 --> 01:00:50,360
Speaker 2: and baby Box three was like, my throat hurts. And

1283
01:00:50,400 --> 01:00:53,040
Speaker 2: we made an appointment with our pediatrician that Saturday morning

1284
01:00:53,760 --> 01:00:55,280
Speaker 2: and we went in and goes, oh, I see you

1285
01:00:55,280 --> 01:00:56,360
Speaker 2: guys went in for crup.

1286
01:00:56,400 --> 01:00:59,120
Speaker 1: He goes. As a parent, that is one of the.

1287
01:00:59,120 --> 01:01:02,240
Speaker 2: Two scariest things as you can experience, this croup and

1288
01:01:02,360 --> 01:01:08,560
Speaker 2: Baby Box three positive for strap. Congratulations. That was my vacation.

1289
01:01:09,440 --> 01:01:17,400
Speaker 2: Come on, that was a lot, dude. I'm telling you.

1290
01:01:17,400 --> 01:01:19,760
Speaker 2: You go on vacation with us, something's Bad's gonna happen.

1291
01:01:19,760 --> 01:01:24,840
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, I won't. Something bad is going to happen. Ray,

1292
01:01:24,880 --> 01:01:27,080
Speaker 1: you're gonna trip over a bird feet, you're gonna get creep,

1293
01:01:27,120 --> 01:01:29,680
Speaker 1: you're gonna have to make a wreathneck or you're gonna

1294
01:01:29,720 --> 01:01:35,240
Speaker 1: get strap or sitting awaiting room for five hours. Brutal man.

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Speaker 2: Happy holidays, happy holidays, everybody.

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Speaker 1: That was good. Man, that was good. Wednesday, I got

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Speaker 1: a story from O'Reilly's let's just call it. I believe

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Speaker 1: it's also called oh Charlie's. It's a good one. It's

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Speaker 1: it's a good one. It's a good one. Man.

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Speaker 2: I didn't mean to take all your time, man, I

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Speaker 2: just know.

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Speaker 1: I said, I'm I'll be prepared to share stories from

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Speaker 1: Jamaica March eighth March, but the Wednesday I can share

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01:01:59,360 --> 01:02:03,440
Speaker 1: a story from Oh man, it is about the elderly community.

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Speaker 1: Hopefully those stories were good, man. I think they were

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Speaker 1: a lot of people drive and listen to us. When

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Speaker 1: people I was at the pool, people are listening to

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Speaker 1: this crap. Anything works now. You basically had fart into

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Speaker 1: a microphone. People listen to it. Yeah, yeah, it's rough, man.

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Speaker 1: I mean we that.

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Speaker 2: Case right now that you said that, I'll just bring

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Speaker 2: the fark guns in on Wednesday and we'll just do

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01:02:23,600 --> 01:02:26,560
Speaker 2: fark guns all day. Gosh, let's go, man, Sorry, that

1314
01:02:26,600 --> 01:02:28,360
Speaker 2: was so long, dude. I know that's not what you

1315
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Speaker 2: want to do your first day back. Stay here so late.

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Speaker 2: Let's get out of here. Oh yeah, Batter's Box couldn't

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Speaker 2: even watch the game with me.

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Speaker 1: Man couldn't even watch the game with me. Superstitious.

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Speaker 2: You know what he texted me this weekend when they

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Speaker 2: were playing the Seahawks, goes, Man, I don't like us

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Speaker 2: wearing special uniforms for this game, just for the classic.

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Speaker 1: I thought the exact same thing. I did love. What

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Speaker 1: was the good vibe that I liked for Texans? No? No,

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Speaker 1: who'd they play? The Niners? Niners? Seahawks? I got right,

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01:02:56,640 --> 01:02:58,840
Speaker 1: So I went to bed and woke up and they

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Speaker 1: had possessions where they could have scored.

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Speaker 2: Yep, but they didn't see because I think they're sneaky good.

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Speaker 2: But I did not like that jersey choice. I'm with

1329
01:03:07,400 --> 01:03:10,360
Speaker 2: Batter's Box on that. Why did we go coloring book?

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Speaker 2: Why not go old schools?

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Speaker 1: Kid? Wear the lights If you're gonna bring home the

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01:03:15,800 --> 01:03:19,880
Speaker 1: winning battle, kid go classics. Why are we doing color

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01:03:19,960 --> 01:03:24,240
Speaker 1: rush on an important Sunday night game. I didn't like

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01:03:24,280 --> 01:03:27,680
Speaker 1: the color rush either. I'm with Batter's Box. I woke

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01:03:27,800 --> 01:03:29,880
Speaker 1: up in the morning into sports and I said, what

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Speaker 1: the hell were they wearing? Because I'm against the Seattle team.

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Speaker 1: That's a weird team. Man. A lot of weird stuff

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Speaker 1: happened up there in the Pacific Northwest.

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Speaker 2: I mean that Niners game came on the TV, and

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Speaker 2: I'm proud of baby Box.

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Speaker 1: He goes, Dad, I.

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Speaker 2: Don't think I've ever seen the Niners wear those uniforms.

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Speaker 2: This kid's paying attention, man, he is paying attention. Go Titans,

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01:03:50,760 --> 01:03:54,880
Speaker 2: right man, Yeah, go Bears. Good job yesterday, idiots.

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Speaker 1: Everybody's team in the building made the playoffs except for

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Speaker 1: me and Pitts, Chiefs and Titans. Everybody else made it.

1347
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Speaker 1: And the guy that gives me on this podcast cow Boys.

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Speaker 1: They didn't make Carolina, Panthers, britt Bears, Packers, Broncos, Pittsburgh.

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Speaker 1: That's it. Yeah, that's it. That's it, man,