Speaker 1: Rooking Jebels second date update. Normally, when do we get
Speaker 1: emails into the show for a Seconday update, I'll read
Speaker 1: them and I'll be like, what did they do that
Speaker 1: screwed up the date? You can't really tell. It seems
Speaker 1: all normal. But I read Josh's email, Who's on the
Speaker 1: phone for a second day update right now? And all
Speaker 1: I thought was, what did you do that didn't screw
Speaker 1: up the dates? Josh? How are you? I'm good? But
Speaker 1: I thought the date went well. I don't know what
Speaker 1: you're talking about. I mean, I'll let you tell it
Speaker 1: and then oh no, we can all be the judge.
Speaker 1: First of all, what's the name of the girl you
Speaker 1: want to call today? Le Neves Caroline Carolyne? All right,
Speaker 1: and where did you meet Carolyne? So we never saw
Speaker 1: the on tender? And I need a lot of women
Speaker 1: on Tender? Was that like, did you? Are you bragging? Or? Well? No?
Speaker 1: Because I've had the app for a while, it just
Speaker 1: sounds like you're kind of like, yeah, I meet so
Speaker 1: many chicks on Tender? No, man, I mean it's true,
Speaker 1: I do. Or is a bad thing because you're meeting
Speaker 1: a lot of women and you're still single. I mean,
Speaker 1: I like to play it for you, do you know
Speaker 1: feel it out? Okay, sure, it's all your decisions. Well,
Speaker 1: tell us about tell us about playing her field? How
Speaker 1: was playing Caroline? Still? Caroline was really nice. I think
Speaker 1: it was like her first time on a tender date,
Speaker 1: because she was like nervous or like, whatever about it?
Speaker 1: You guys do for Oh? Sorry, would you guys? Would
Speaker 1: you do for your date? We went to dinner, but
Speaker 1: hopefully you had better chemistry than what's just happened. But again, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: exactly said. Now we're all on an awkward date. I'm talking. Yeah,
Speaker 1: how was it with her? I thought it was good?
Speaker 1: We vibe well. So I do this thing to kind
Speaker 1: of like break the ice on first date. So I
Speaker 1: always tell the tender person like, hey, why don't you
Speaker 1: bring over some of your unopened mail? And I'm gonna
Speaker 1: bring some of my unopened mail and we'll open it together.
Speaker 1: What's the point of that. It's cool, it's a conversation piece. Wait,
Speaker 1: people have actually followed through with this. Yeah, it's just mail,
Speaker 1: Like I opened her mails to open his mind. It's
Speaker 1: not that big of a deal. Okay, do you pay
Speaker 1: each other's bills too? Or no, no, it's fun. And
Speaker 1: I actually I feel like I helped her out because
Speaker 1: like she got a ticket, like a trash can fine
Speaker 1: or something like that. So I told her, I'm like, hey,
Speaker 1: you can totally fight it, like you're not gonna actually
Speaker 1: charge you. Okay, so you actually all right? I mean
Speaker 1: that would be I'd sleep with you right away if
Speaker 1: you help me get out of a ticket. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: get a lot of tickets, So man, maybe we should
Speaker 1: go out sometime. You know what, did she open up yours?
Speaker 1: Like some bills and some like junk mail, nothing extracting
Speaker 1: it and she didn't like open them and you have
Speaker 1: a crazy amount of like outstanding debt or anything? Right, No, no, no,
Speaker 1: no, no no, it was it was mainly they're just like
Speaker 1: start a conversation like, oh so you subscribe to this
Speaker 1: type of magazine. Oh so you have this phone plan.
Speaker 1: Oh so you have electricity at your house and also
Speaker 1: pay a water bill exactly. It's okay, yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: it's it. I've never heard of that before. So did
Speaker 1: she seem to like it? She seemed to be having fun.
Speaker 1: We will laughing and joke and it seems to be
Speaker 1: going well. Okay, So it was a highlight of the date. No.
Speaker 1: After that, we went to see a movie. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: and you made her pay because you saw her bank account.
Speaker 1: It's funny you say that because I am in between
Speaker 1: jobs at the moment, so I'm not like bawling. Okay,
Speaker 1: But there's a lot of cool ways that you can
Speaker 1: get around stuff, and like not, I want to say,
Speaker 1: be frugal just to be like smart. I think frugal
Speaker 1: is a smart thing. Like I thin, frugal is sexy
Speaker 1: what you do. So we got our movie tickets and
Speaker 1: she sent me out to get popcorn. And I don't
Speaker 1: know if you know, like most movie theaters, if you
Speaker 1: get a large popcorn and they gave you fromlimited refills
Speaker 1: or whatever. Right, So I'm going out to get popcorn
Speaker 1: and I look over to this like pretty much empty
Speaker 1: trash can and so the empty unlimited popcorn bucket in there.
Speaker 1: It just called your name, I hear you. First of all,
Speaker 1: the trash can was pretty much empty, like maybe like
Speaker 1: you coked in there. Nothing ridiculous. Start. I took it out,
Speaker 1: I emptied it, I cleaned it completely. No one was there,
Speaker 1: no one saw it. So I just walked up to
Speaker 1: the counter and they gave me a three week fils.
Speaker 1: I literally need to save ten dollars. All right, did
Speaker 1: she see it though? No? No one, Sorry, no one's noticed.
Speaker 1: So I came back and we had popcorn and it
Speaker 1: was good buttery tape to whatever and everything everything went well.
Speaker 1: I mean I kind of a little bit cried during
Speaker 1: the movie because it like reminded me of my ex.
Speaker 1: But I still wasn't that big of act. And you
Speaker 1: ate popcorn out of the trash. That's where we're at. Okay.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't say crying. I would say there might have
Speaker 1: been a few tears. Okay, all of this is fine.
Speaker 1: If she doesn't know the background of any of these things, right, Like,
Speaker 1: if you're crying, she can see you as like being
Speaker 1: in tune with your emotional side. Great, awesome. I didn't
Speaker 1: tell her that, right, Like, I'm crying because of my ex.
Speaker 1: We used to go eat garbage popcorn together all the time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't think she knows the crying, and I'm for
Speaker 1: sure if he doesn't know about the pop Okay, Okay, So,
Speaker 1: how was the end of the evening. Did you guys
Speaker 1: get a kiss or anything? No? So, I we're driving
Speaker 1: back to her place, however, and she seems like kind
Speaker 1: of like nervous or like anxious. So I wanted to
Speaker 1: like ease her thoughts, like her mind or whatever. So
Speaker 1: I just let her know. I'm like, hey, just so
Speaker 1: you know, I do have a condo, said I have
Speaker 1: a condom or a condo condom like protected. All right,
Speaker 1: just throwing out there, like she wasn't headed up to
Speaker 1: your place or anything, right, You're just just let you know.
Speaker 1: And I have condoms everywhere. We were heading this to
Speaker 1: her place, and I just probably she was getting anxious,
Speaker 1: like maybe she didn't have any. You don't say it,
Speaker 1: then you bypassed the first kiss and went straight to
Speaker 1: how you have protection. I just want to know that
Speaker 1: I'm safe. So wait, did it work? Did she call
Speaker 1: up down after you said that? Because I have a
Speaker 1: feeling she didn't. No, No, she said that she had
Speaker 1: to be like up early for work or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Do you really not see an issue with any of this.
Speaker 1: I'll give you, guys that I sort of waited a
Speaker 1: little bit to mention the condom, but I think that
Speaker 1: might have been the only thing I did. Long. Okay,
Speaker 1: we'll find out. We'll play a song and then come
Speaker 1: back and call her and get your second date update.
Speaker 1: All right, Okay, hanger fucking jubil in the morning, right
Speaker 1: in the middle of a second date update. And if
Speaker 1: you're just joining us and you're a bit nervous about
Speaker 1: what might happen, don't worry. I've got protection. I've got
Speaker 1: so no matter what happens, we are good. And so
Speaker 1: does Josh, who's on the phone right now. He's got
Speaker 1: condoms as well. And Josh told us about his date
Speaker 1: with a girl named Caroline. They went to dinner in
Speaker 1: a movie, did kind of a weird activity at dinner.
Speaker 1: He told her to bring her mail along and they
Speaker 1: opened mail together. He says it's a fun thing to
Speaker 1: do with people, and actually it kind of sounded entertaining,
Speaker 1: so I can't really rip him for it. After dinner,
Speaker 1: they ended up going to a movie and Josh is
Speaker 1: a very frugal dude who knows how to cut corners,
Speaker 1: so he grabbed a popcorn bag out of the trash
Speaker 1: and took that up to the counter and got some
Speaker 1: free popcorn. He doesn't think she noticed that, though. The
Speaker 1: thing that he thinks is the reason she's not getting
Speaker 1: back to him is because at the end of the date,
Speaker 1: he just sort of threw it out there while he
Speaker 1: was driving her home. Hey, I got condoms. Yes, they
Speaker 1: didn't even get a kiss or anything. Josh, Before we
Speaker 1: call her, I forgot to ask you have you talked
Speaker 1: to her at all since your date? Is she responded
Speaker 1: to anything? So I sent her like three text messages
Speaker 1: over like the last two or three days, So I
Speaker 1: don't know if she's like ghostee me. Like to be honest,
Speaker 1: I just want to know it's just a chance that
Speaker 1: we can hang out again, because like I have other
Speaker 1: women that match with me and that are like hitting
Speaker 1: me up. Okay, Yeah, well you got other ways to
Speaker 1: use those condoms, said glad they won't go to waste.
Speaker 1: I thought we had chemistry, so I'd rather just kick
Speaker 1: it with her. But if she's not down, okay, I
Speaker 1: wanted to know so I can move on to other women. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, you gotta supply condoms. You got to get
Speaker 1: through these things, you know. For real, though, it's so
Speaker 1: presumptuous to say that you have protection when you haven't
Speaker 1: even kissed someone. I mean it's literally like telling them
Speaker 1: I know we're going to have sex. Yeah, that was
Speaker 1: my mistake. I read the vibe songs, so we'll see it. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna dollar phone up right now here we go. Hello, Hi,
Speaker 1: might I speak to Caroline? Please? This is Caroline. Hey,
Speaker 1: how are you? This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel
Speaker 1: in the Morning, like the radio show. Yeah, you actually
Speaker 1: know the show. I've heard of the show. Okay, there
Speaker 1: it goes. It's always what we were so shocked for
Speaker 1: a minute, like what really? But at least you've heard
Speaker 1: of it, so that Yeah, it's it's a radio show,
Speaker 1: Brook and Jewel in the Morning. And I'm calling you
Speaker 1: today because why are you calling? Oh? Yeah, I was
Speaker 1: getting there, jeez, I'm very patient, are you? I'm calling
Speaker 1: you today because we got an email from one of
Speaker 1: our listeners about you. Okay, about what? Well, we do
Speaker 1: a segment on our show called the second Date Update.
Speaker 1: That's where if you go out on a date with
Speaker 1: somebody and then end up not calling them after, they
Speaker 1: can email us to get you on the phone and
Speaker 1: see if we can find out what happened. Oh okay, interesting.
Speaker 1: Do you have any idea who might have emailed us?
Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, I don't do that many first dates.
Speaker 1: So if it's in the last few weeks, I have
Speaker 1: a guess. Okay, go for a guess. We'll tell you
Speaker 1: if you're right. Is it Josh? Yes, Josh has condoms.
Speaker 1: If you were wondering he told me about that, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I did. Everyone. Were you mortified when he said that
Speaker 1: or pissed? I? Okay, at first I thought it was
Speaker 1: a joke, and then I realized it wasn't a joke,
Speaker 1: so I wasn't pissed. I was just like, oh God,
Speaker 1: and he had multiple there were many condoms or you
Speaker 1: got to see him, they're like, oh, the glove box
Speaker 1: in his car and just condoms just start spilling out
Speaker 1: like a cornucopia of safe sex conucopia. Yeah. No, he
Speaker 1: opened his center console and pulled out like I don't
Speaker 1: know if it was like twelve or twenty four, but
Speaker 1: he was like really excited that he got a deal
Speaker 1: on them somehow, Like he got them. W did he
Speaker 1: gets discount condoms? Yeah? No, I mean he would seem
Speaker 1: like a frugal guy just in general. He was very
Speaker 1: like into the deal of the condoms. What was the deal?
Speaker 1: He said he paid like five bucks for them on
Speaker 1: the internet. Huh, is there a dark web for condoms. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I have no idea. Josh told us about that because
Speaker 1: he said that he knows that might have been like
Speaker 1: a misstep on the date. He thought that was awkward
Speaker 1: to bring up at the end of the date. Is
Speaker 1: that the reason you're not calling it back? Well, just
Speaker 1: in general, I liked Josh, like he was a nice guy.
Speaker 1: I would say. The date didn't really live up to
Speaker 1: my expectations, and part of that was his fault, but
Speaker 1: part of it wasn't what happened. So we go to
Speaker 1: dinner and he had this idea that we should like
Speaker 1: bring each other's mail, which I actually thought was kind
Speaker 1: of unique and cute. He told us about that, and
Speaker 1: he also told us you got a ticket. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: he kind of like helps. He's like, I can help
Speaker 1: you get out of that, which you know, it's cute.
Speaker 1: And after dinner, this is a little weird to me.
Speaker 1: He tried to pay with a group on but that's
Speaker 1: not group Okay, No, that was fair, but it was expired.
Speaker 1: I hate that they still have to honor how much
Speaker 1: money that you spent on that dough So I ended
Speaker 1: up chipping in a little, which honestly is fine, Like
Speaker 1: I'm totally fine, lest it was just a little uncomfortable,
Speaker 1: like it turned into a weird moment. Okay, well other
Speaker 1: than dinner, how is everything else? You guys went to
Speaker 1: a movie, right? Was that fine? Yea, So we went
Speaker 1: to a movie. The theater itself was kind of gross
Speaker 1: to me, Like, I just wish we'd gone to a
Speaker 1: different theater. What was gross? So halfway through the movie
Speaker 1: I realized there was like showed gum on the bottom
Speaker 1: of the popcorn bag that we were eating. Oh my god, gross.
Speaker 1: I wonder how that happened on the bottom bottom on
Speaker 1: the outside, like on the bag. I'm like, how are
Speaker 1: they serving this bag with a gum on it? Yeah? Yeah, disgusting.
Speaker 1: So yeah, that grossed me out. But again, like that's
Speaker 1: not Josh's fault. That was the feeder. So it was
Speaker 1: like another word moment. But that wasn't he didn't do that,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, that was definitely not him.
Speaker 1: That was theater's fault for sure. I mean you can't
Speaker 1: blame him for that. Yeah. And actually I ended up
Speaker 1: going on YELP that night and I left them like
Speaker 1: one stark. I'm like, you don't serve your food with
Speaker 1: chewed gum on it. Of course I left a review
Speaker 1: because I don't want that near my mouth. It's like
Speaker 1: someone else's chewed gum. It's like, all right, so do
Speaker 1: what Just All in all, it was an awkward date. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, I did like him, Okay, it was just
Speaker 1: these weird little things that kept happening, and then it
Speaker 1: just at the end of it, I was left on
Speaker 1: the fence about him. It sounds like you followed your
Speaker 1: like intuition that maybe something wasn't sitting right. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: how exactly how I felt. It's just like something was
Speaker 1: off about it. Well, speaking of awkward surprises, he's actually
Speaker 1: on the other line listen and wants to talk to you. Wait,
Speaker 1: he's wait, he just heard it. Yeah, I was here
Speaker 1: the whole time. Oh my god. Okay, oh my god.
Speaker 1: Why don't you guys say hi to each other? I
Speaker 1: mean it's been a while, like a week. Um. So
Speaker 1: here's the thing, the group on thing. I didn't know
Speaker 1: it was inspired, Like I bought it a while back
Speaker 1: and I haven't got a chance to use it. So
Speaker 1: I think it could just be a perfect time. We're
Speaker 1: going on a day and then it was expired, like
Speaker 1: I had no idea. Yeah, no, I didn't think that
Speaker 1: was on purpose, Like that wasn't a real issue. It
Speaker 1: was just kind of awkward. I guess the thing I
Speaker 1: did that was my fault, that I was just reading
Speaker 1: signals wrong, Like I maybe probably shouldn't have flung out
Speaker 1: the fact that I had condoms. Yeah, I mean, and
Speaker 1: then they'd like to show her the condoms too. I
Speaker 1: might have been a bit much, you know. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I can't believe that's a maybe from you, Josh, Like,
Speaker 1: are you not listening? My thing is like I was
Speaker 1: reading the signals wrong. I thought that she was giving
Speaker 1: me all the signs, like I thought I was giving
Speaker 1: the green light, like I was a green light. Like
Speaker 1: we didn't even kiss though, I don't know, I'm gonna listen.
Speaker 1: I'm really mad about it. You weren't like a trip
Speaker 1: about it. It was just bizarre, Like next time, I
Speaker 1: would recommend not doing that. And it doesn't prove I mean, Josh,
Speaker 1: since you called us, it does prove that you wanted
Speaker 1: more than just like a one night booty call, because
Speaker 1: that's what it would normally feel like if some dude
Speaker 1: was like, hey, I got condoms. Yeah, it's exactly. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's not what I was going for at all. I
Speaker 1: just missed, right. I thought she was giving vibes that
Speaker 1: she wasn't giving, and that was my fault. Okay, but
Speaker 1: its fall astle movie thing goes. I'm appalled, Like I
Speaker 1: had no idea that that was even all the bag.
Speaker 1: I mean I would get a refund, but I mean
Speaker 1: it's too late now because I didn't know that it
Speaker 1: was bad. But like I would have got a refund
Speaker 1: if you told me. Well, I appreciate that, and I
Speaker 1: obviously that's not your fault, Like I didn't take that
Speaker 1: against you. That's not like you like wearing the trash
Speaker 1: and grabbed a popcorn bag. I mean, like i'd be ridiculous. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that'd be dirty, Like no, thank you. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: you can't blame him for that. Yeah, no, I can't
Speaker 1: blame you for that, Josh obviously. Yeah. So I feel
Speaker 1: like I'd only had like really one strike, and that
Speaker 1: was like the condom thing and like ships out first date,
Speaker 1: so like you're gonna have some strikes, only one thing
Speaker 1: to go on on the first date. I feel like
Speaker 1: that's still a really good first date. It's not bad.
Speaker 1: That's true, Caroline, would you like to give him a
Speaker 1: shot at a second strike? Would you? Would you like
Speaker 1: to go on a second date with Josh? Will pay
Speaker 1: for it? He made it pretty good. Please listen him.
Speaker 1: As long as you don't pull lots of condoms out
Speaker 1: of like hidden spaces, Sure I will go out with
Speaker 1: you again. Really awesome, I promise. No matter what happened,
Speaker 1: people like holding hands or anything, I'm not wearing any
Speaker 1: condoms at all. Like, no, you're missing the signals again.
Speaker 1: That wasn't like, Hey, we don't need to use protections,
Speaker 1: just wait for the condoms, No, Josh, Yeah, that's not
Speaker 1: what I meant. Like, condoms are a great thing, but
Speaker 1: we don't know each other that well yet, so maybe
Speaker 1: keep them in the bedroom and like, away from our
Speaker 1: initial dates. Yeah, right, that's fair. I can do that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: only use condoms when people you've been dating for a
Speaker 1: while strangers, No condoms. Write that down, kids, broken jewel
Speaker 1: in the morning,