Speaker 1: I had a guy stay over at my place.
Speaker 2: In the morning, he started reciting extremely long and terrible
Speaker 2: Harry Potter poetry. Told me, if we'd do this more often,
Speaker 2: he'd write me poetry for every morning we wake up together.
Speaker 1: I did not invite him back.
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Speaker 2: Let him letting me know he was married. Ah, but
Speaker 2: she's cool with it. What she is terrible ending to
Speaker 2: a date. By the way, I am married. But she's
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Speaker 1: I feel like those.
Speaker 3: People that say she's fine with it need to come
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Speaker 3: that I don't know if she's really cool with it,
Speaker 3: if you're just trying to make this okay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think dudes say that a lot.
Speaker 4: They do.
Speaker 1: People said that a lot of women probably do too.
Speaker 1: They're totally fine with.
Speaker 3: It, right, Yeah, there needs to be some kind of
Speaker 3: metal that says that that's okay.
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Speaker 3: So it was the next morning, also like mine, but
Speaker 3: he's like hey, because he didn't have his car at
Speaker 3: my house. He's like, hey, I really got to go
Speaker 3: pay my phone bill. Can you take me to like
Speaker 3: AT and T or whatever? And I'm like yeah, sure,
Speaker 3: So we go and he's like, oh, shoot, I.
Speaker 1: Don't have my money. Can you pay my phone bill? Why?
Speaker 3: And then I was like so hungry because I had
Speaker 3: been drinking the night before, and I was like, I
Speaker 3: need to get Karayoki.
Speaker 1: And he's like, can you kid me? Did you pay
Speaker 1: his phone bill? Of course she didn't. I did.
Speaker 3: Then I took him back to my house, we ate tarayaki,
Speaker 3: and then.
Speaker 1: Kicked him out.
Speaker 3: What it was a terrible date that came back to
Speaker 3: a second date months later.
Speaker 2: Nina, Oh my god, it's hot, but he was not smart.
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Speaker 1: A date you've ever had?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 5: God, okay, I just want to say, like, it'll be
Speaker 5: eight year this summer that this happened.
Speaker 6: It's taken me like a long time to get over it.
Speaker 7: This might be gold Medal as far as like worst dates.
Speaker 5: So I ended up going out with this super hot guy,
Speaker 5: like I mean think Johnny Death in his prime.
Speaker 6: I mean he was like the hottest guy I've.
Speaker 1: Ever gone out with. Okay, and he was also like
Speaker 1: not just.
Speaker 7: A pretty face.
Speaker 6: He was you know, farming and like you know, witty.
Speaker 5: And he invited me to go have dinner at this
Speaker 5: like new gourmey sorry gourmet pizza place that had opened up.
Speaker 5: And so I was like, yes, of course, but I'm
Speaker 5: lactose intolerant.
Speaker 1: But he said yes the pizza.
Speaker 7: He was that hot.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I know, I know, And like I went to town.
Speaker 6: I wanted to be like cool, I don't just eat
Speaker 6: salads like, you know, a.
Speaker 2: Whole pizza myself except your la I think you could
Speaker 2: have done that.
Speaker 6: No, dude, I like went for it, you know, and
Speaker 6: it was good on the lips. Let me just say
Speaker 6: that it's been a long time.
Speaker 7: It was the last time.
Speaker 5: So the day went great, like up until he walked
Speaker 5: me to my car for.
Speaker 1: The Oh my god.
Speaker 5: All right, so he says like some little comment.
Speaker 7: And like you can tell we're both fighting with each other.
Speaker 5: It's getting to the end of the day and he
Speaker 5: says some comment and we're like busting out laughing, and
Speaker 5: that's when.
Speaker 7: Everything went downhill.
Speaker 5: I don't really want to go into the details, but.
Speaker 6: Things got wet. I was wearing a skirt like the
Speaker 6: stch it.
Speaker 4: Was oh no, oh my goodness. No, oh, that's the worst.
Speaker 4: You get it the gold medal like in a row.
Speaker 4: So you ended your date with a wet laugh oh.
Speaker 7: Laugh, There was no laugh.
Speaker 5: Like the look of hair and his eyes like is
Speaker 5: steered into my memory.
Speaker 7: I will never forget it.
Speaker 6: Like I'm to the point where I can.
Speaker 7: Kind of laugh about it now.
Speaker 6: But like it was messed up, like I was.
Speaker 7: There was nothing to do.
Speaker 6: I was like I.
Speaker 5: Gotta go, and it ended abruptly and like I literally
Speaker 5: never talked to this guy again.
Speaker 1: And it was cool trauma.
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Speaker 1: Skirt a skirt and you're wearing a skirt?
Speaker 2: Oh my goodnes Hey Candy, Hello, what's the worst thing
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Speaker 7: And and keeping with that theme, my son in law
Speaker 7: went to the yes and my son in law went
Speaker 7: to the fair with the several friends. But one of
Speaker 7: them had a blind date, and they decided to go
Speaker 7: off by himself, you know, get acquainted. And he was
Speaker 7: walking along. He had his fancy khakis on and he thought, oh,
Speaker 7: I can get away with this, so he let a
Speaker 7: little too out. Only it was not a tue.
Speaker 1: Oh no, you can't come back from that.
Speaker 7: He went and he said, you know what, I think
Speaker 7: I'm gonna buy a pair of sweatpants. So he cried.
Speaker 7: He sat her on the bench and he crab walked
Speaker 7: over to the booth bought himself a pair of sweat
Speaker 7: and they I think, I said. The porter place says, hey,
Speaker 7: wait right here, I think I'll put these on. So
Speaker 7: he crag walked over to the porta potty.
Speaker 1: I mean it's Kaki's.
Speaker 7: Everything was trashed. He took his peas and wallet out
Speaker 7: and he just dropped him right down the chute he cleaned,
Speaker 7: so you're ripped open the package. It was a sweat shirt.
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