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Speaker 1: Surlie, what is the biggest praise you've ever heard coming

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Speaker 1: from the bathroom.

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Speaker 2: I'm in here.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's one.

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Speaker 4: That's one.

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Speaker 1: Give me a second, big dog, you got one, don't though, Sirtain,

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Speaker 1: I need one biggest praise from the bathroom. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I thought the door was locked. Oh god, all right,

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Speaker 1: I got one for you. Here it is. Can you

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Speaker 1: bring me some paper?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, everybody has done it? Now, Now don't sit it

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Speaker 1: and act like ain't nobody on hit and done it?

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Speaker 1: Ain't done it. Everybody has done. Everybody has walked in there,

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Speaker 1: sat down and didn't look a rap. Can you bring

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Speaker 1: me some paper? The problem is asking somebody that you

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Speaker 1: really ain't got that kind of relationship with.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so this is right here.

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Speaker 1: Can you bring me? Hey, somebody.

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Speaker 4: Curtain down.

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Speaker 1: A shower, curtains, let's go cat.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to Charles. I'm looking for Charles.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. This Charlie? Who this Childie? How can I help you?

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Speaker 2: Hey? Listen, I'm you by what I speaking with? I'm sorry,

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Speaker 2: it's gotty man. I'm I'm house sitting for Rita.

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Speaker 3: She y'all okay, okay, yeah, yeah, she told me she

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Speaker 3: was going out of town. What can I do for you?

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Speaker 2: Brother? How fought y'all down the way? Man, y'all, I'm

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Speaker 2: in the house, both our houses, yeah, I think let's see. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: we four houses down. Okay. Now, she loved me a number, man,

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Speaker 2: love me, y'all know me. And then she loved miss Dars. No,

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Speaker 2: I try to call me Miss Dars, but then nobody

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Speaker 3: Yeah, she know. I'm in church around this time. Rita

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Speaker 2: So you say you down there right right right? And

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Speaker 2: right right, okay? Are you Are you busy right now? Man? Well?

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Speaker 3: Actually, I'm in the middle of cooking my wife some

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Speaker 2: But other than that, you know, okay, I mean you

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Speaker 2: you you are you able to help me out with

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Speaker 2: something right quick? Or you got you got time for that? Well?

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Speaker 3: Like I said, I'm in the middle of cooking. If

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Speaker 3: it's something I can help you with, I you know,

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Speaker 3: I don't mind coming down there and uh showing you

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Speaker 2: To do. Okay, Charlie, would you out to have any paper? Man?

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Speaker 3: Any paper?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I think I got some newspaper. What you're trying to No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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Speaker 2: No news. But I mean some paper. You have some paper?

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Speaker 3: What notebook?

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Speaker 2: Paper? No? See man, listen, Charlie. Like I said, my

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Speaker 2: name Scotty, Man, I know you don't know me. I

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Speaker 2: didn't got myself in this situation here down here, read

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Speaker 2: the house man, and I didn't. Man, I'm in a situation.

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Speaker 2: I actually I'm in the bathroom. Man. It ain't no

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Speaker 2: paper in here.

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Speaker 1: Dog.

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Speaker 3: So you saying you want me to bring you some

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Speaker 3: toilet paper.

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Speaker 2: I mean, if you don't mind, I'm sitting here. My

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Speaker 2: legs ain't got none of them. I can't feel my

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Speaker 2: whole little body man, from butt down, I can't feel nothing,

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Speaker 2: my feet, everything that went to sleep on me.

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Speaker 3: Hold up, babe, this dude down here at riad the

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Speaker 3: house saying he wants me to bring his paper because

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Speaker 3: he didn't got numb sitting on the truck man. Look

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Speaker 3: at it, bruh. I'm in the middle of cooking. I

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Speaker 3: wish I could help you, but you know, I mean tell.

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Speaker 2: You ain't about four hours a doc. Can you just

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Speaker 2: run down here right quickly. I'm in the back door open.

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Speaker 3: I have to say, Man, I understand all that you're saying,

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Speaker 3: but like I said, I'm in the middle of cooking

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Speaker 3: like that just to come bring you know, paper Now,

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Speaker 3: what I can tell you to do is if Rita

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Speaker 2: Towels or something down. Man, I'm not using nobody tie

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Speaker 2: like that. Disrespectful man. Okay, hey, but lord your voice.

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Speaker 3: Man, you calling me to help you, and you acting

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Speaker 2: You coase the hand, say the bat all I'm asking for.

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Speaker 2: Just ain't gonna take no more but two three minutes.

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Speaker 2: Run down here right quick and bring the paper man,

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Speaker 2: and then you get on back to your dinner.

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Speaker 3: Well what you would sounds like what you need to do.

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Speaker 2: Brother.

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Speaker 3: You said you had emergency. I thought the house or

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Speaker 3: the dog that got out, or uh, you locked yourself

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Speaker 3: out the house. But I'm not gonna come down there

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Speaker 3: and bring you no tables because that doesn't sound like emergency.

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Speaker 3: That sounds like some personal and Furthermore, you're in the bathroom,

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Speaker 3: just jump toot your cool getting a shout on white.

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Speaker 2: I'm not feeling the dog. That's like I said, I'm

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Speaker 2: numb right now. Man, I need some help.

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Speaker 4: It's on it.

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Speaker 3: So you want me to come down there and bring

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Speaker 3: you some toilet papers and pick your numb. You can't

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Speaker 3: get up out the tilet if I want to help

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Speaker 3: you things this day.

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Speaker 2: That's why I'm trying to tell you I'm in an emergence.

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Speaker 3: See man, Okay, Well that, like I said, Man, that

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Speaker 3: don't sound like emergency. It seems like a little quick fix.

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Speaker 3: Get your drawings and white your draw so go get

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Speaker 3: four houses down there to bring you some toilet papers

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Speaker 3: your legs. No'm h how you gonna get up.

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Speaker 2: And open the door. The back door is over All

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Speaker 2: you gotta do is come in here and reaching here

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Speaker 2: and pass me roll the paper.

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Speaker 3: Man.

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Speaker 2: That's all I'm asking you to do, mister Charlie.

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Speaker 3: I understand that. But I'm not sayna come down there

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Speaker 3: and bring you no taper. I'm not saying to bring you.

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Speaker 2: Bring me some paper down here. Man told you my.

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Speaker 4: Man to say, Man, who the hell you think you

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Speaker 4: holing at? You need me?

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Speaker 2: I don't need you or won't you to do something? Man?

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Speaker 2: You see, I'm sitting in a situation narda left y'all

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Speaker 2: number that y'all will help me while I'm down there

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Speaker 3: Man just cheers, crazy baby, Man, What wrong with you?

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Speaker 3: You're gonna call me asking me to bring you some newspaper.

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Speaker 3: I told you that I was in the middle of

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Speaker 3: calling me talking about some paper. Man. I don't want

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Speaker 2: Hello, Charlie, you're gonna bring this paper man?

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Speaker 3: Man, Look like I told you before.

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Speaker 4: I asking to bring you no paper down there. We

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Speaker 4: don't wipe no on this street all.

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Speaker 2: Old man, I can't just you can't just leave me

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Speaker 2: here and I'm numb like this.

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Speaker 4: Bounds to come bring no brown man, no toilet papers

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Speaker 4: because he is responsible when he going into a restroom.

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Speaker 4: That sound like a personal problem.

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Speaker 2: You you too wrong for that, just Situat said, though

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Speaker 2: this is an emergency, man, man, That don't sound like

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Speaker 2: no purgency that sounds like a personal problem that you.

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Speaker 3: Got going on.

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Speaker 2: Come on, when I get off of here, man, you

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Speaker 2: know to be off with I don't give about you

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Speaker 2: being man, not a fact. As soon as you get.

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Speaker 3: Your out of there, you so man. You come on

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Speaker 2: I'm coming down there by the truck. I'm coming down

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Speaker 2: there the way. I am just like this hell and

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna warp for not helping me while I'm in

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Speaker 2: a situation.

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Speaker 3: Will bring your song.

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Speaker 2: I got one more thing I need to say to

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Speaker 2: you that I'm gonna do. Is you listening?

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Speaker 3: Bring your tongue. I got some snake skin shoes that

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Speaker 3: fit right up. Clean up on it all. I got

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Speaker 3: one more thing, is just listening?

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Speaker 2: Man?

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Speaker 3: What man like I said? What what you got to say? Man?

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Speaker 2: This is left you toll me from the Steve Harvey

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Speaker 2: Morning Show. You just got pranked by your neighbor. Reader.

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Speaker 3: Ain't this cat mother from the radio station. It's timming

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Speaker 3: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 2: I'm a whoop reader.

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Speaker 3: Got you called my man? You had me house going

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Speaker 3: to come down there, man and boy show down and whoop.

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Speaker 4: You better be glad.

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Speaker 2: I'm eating.

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Speaker 3: I can't believe it.

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Speaker 2: Hey man, I gotta ask you man one more thing.

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Speaker 2: What is what is the baddest I'm talking about the

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Speaker 2: baddest radio show in the last The Steve Harvey Show.

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Speaker 3: Y'all playing pranktical jokes sold folks man by that center.

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Speaker 4: Crazy.

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Speaker 3: You know how it sounds.

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Speaker 1: Call this man all the way two doors down the

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Speaker 1: street to come bring.

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Speaker 2: King of Pranks. That's why you are the King of frank.

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Speaker 1: Two doors down the street to come bring this paper.

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Speaker 1: It's going down Friday night. We got one show, I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: Saturday night. This coming Saturday, all right, Lansdown, Pennsylvania at

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Speaker 1: Lansdowne Theater right outside Philly. Seven o'clock show was sold

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Speaker 1: out ten pm, got by forty one hickets left. I

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Speaker 1: did the count, Yes, I did. All right, you got

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Speaker 1: Bill Bellamy, Michael, call you downill rollins in the host

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Speaker 1: by yours truly, me, nephew, Tommy, and uh come check

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Speaker 1: us out. The boys are here and we're gonna act

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Speaker 1: a dog on food. We are not quote unquote the Kings.

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Speaker 1: That was a little mistake of glitch the other day.

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Speaker 1: Somebody cooked that. Don't worry abody, it will not happen again.

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Speaker 1: Go ahead, we might take that little personal go ahead shirt.

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Speaker 2: All right now, thank you a lot of stuff on

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Speaker 2: this show.

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Speaker 3: You can be any thing you want me.

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Speaker 1: You ain't finna be one then, And what you ain't

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Speaker 1: what you in your little group and to be

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Speaker 3: You're listening hard Morning Show