1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:02,720 Speaker 1: One eight hundred dy away. We'll go to one eight 2 00:00:02,800 --> 00:00:06,120 Speaker 1: hundred d yaway dot com. A great defense can be 3 00:00:06,160 --> 00:00:09,640 Speaker 1: the difference between a dismiss case or jail time. What 4 00:00:09,840 --> 00:00:16,120 Speaker 1: eight hundred do you y away? Hello? Hi? Is this Henry? Yeah? 5 00:00:17,120 --> 00:00:19,080 Speaker 1: Hi Henry. I don't think we've met yet. My name 6 00:00:19,160 --> 00:00:23,000 Speaker 1: is Dave from Roofing and Building Supply. I'm actually the owner. 7 00:00:23,040 --> 00:00:25,759 Speaker 1: How are you good? Thanks? How's it going to do? 8 00:00:26,120 --> 00:00:28,240 Speaker 1: Not too bad? Listen, I'm calling to let you know 9 00:00:28,280 --> 00:00:30,840 Speaker 1: that I'm pulling my guys off of working on your roof. 10 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:34,320 Speaker 1: Why are you pulling the guys off the project? What's 11 00:00:34,320 --> 00:00:37,120 Speaker 1: going on? Well, I know we're halfway through, and I'm 12 00:00:37,159 --> 00:00:40,440 Speaker 1: sure this is a major inconvenience for right now, but 13 00:00:40,479 --> 00:00:42,519 Speaker 1: it just needed to be done because of what's happening. 14 00:00:43,040 --> 00:00:44,920 Speaker 1: Did someone get hurt? Is there a problem to someone 15 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:47,680 Speaker 1: get injured on the job. No, I'm talking about the 16 00:00:47,720 --> 00:00:49,760 Speaker 1: other thing. You probably already know this, but we're very 17 00:00:49,760 --> 00:00:52,000 Speaker 1: close to the end of times, so I think it's 18 00:00:52,040 --> 00:00:54,000 Speaker 1: kind of pointless for us to continue. I'm just pulling 19 00:00:54,040 --> 00:00:55,920 Speaker 1: any work that we're doing right now just so people 20 00:00:55,960 --> 00:00:59,440 Speaker 1: can enjoy their lives. What are you talking about? End 21 00:00:59,480 --> 00:01:01,200 Speaker 1: of times. What hell are you talking about? Well, I've 22 00:01:01,240 --> 00:01:04,000 Speaker 1: been reading the Bible a lot lately, mostly revelations, and 23 00:01:04,120 --> 00:01:07,000 Speaker 1: I'm following the signs. Dud Dude, come on like that's 24 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:10,600 Speaker 1: a joke, sir, Come on, break No, I'm very serious. 25 00:01:10,880 --> 00:01:12,640 Speaker 1: It's probably good that we're talking so I can help 26 00:01:12,680 --> 00:01:16,399 Speaker 1: spread the word to you. Doesn't, man, this is some 27 00:01:16,480 --> 00:01:17,959 Speaker 1: kind of joke. You should tell me now because you 28 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:20,720 Speaker 1: sound like a whack job. No, this is not a 29 00:01:20,800 --> 00:01:23,160 Speaker 1: joke at all. I've been following things very closely in 30 00:01:23,240 --> 00:01:25,759 Speaker 1: the media. The media doesn't report on any of it. 31 00:01:26,040 --> 00:01:28,960 Speaker 1: They want to keep us in the dark. I literally 32 00:01:28,959 --> 00:01:30,800 Speaker 1: have no idea what you're talking about. Dude? Are you 33 00:01:30,800 --> 00:01:33,800 Speaker 1: on drug? What about the droughts or the bird flu? 34 00:01:34,080 --> 00:01:35,319 Speaker 1: They say it could be the next plague? You know? 35 00:01:35,360 --> 00:01:38,360 Speaker 1: Are you ignorant to that? Have you not been following along? Dude? 36 00:01:38,440 --> 00:01:40,440 Speaker 1: You're high? That's it. If you don't believe in those 37 00:01:40,480 --> 00:01:42,360 Speaker 1: things that I just talked about, answer me this question. 38 00:01:42,760 --> 00:01:45,759 Speaker 1: What happened to the thousands of sea lions that mysteriously 39 00:01:45,840 --> 00:01:48,680 Speaker 1: vanished off the coast of Antarctica? Do you have an 40 00:01:48,680 --> 00:01:52,480 Speaker 1: answer for that? I know I do. Enough of this bullshit. 41 00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:54,440 Speaker 1: Can we just get back to my roof. Yes, but 42 00:01:54,520 --> 00:01:56,240 Speaker 1: the Good Book it says that we're in the end 43 00:01:56,240 --> 00:01:58,880 Speaker 1: of times. Dude, shut up. I don't think you're taking 44 00:01:58,920 --> 00:02:01,000 Speaker 1: it seriously enough. Sir. You probably don't even know this, 45 00:02:01,240 --> 00:02:04,680 Speaker 1: but many people in Asia have had microchips embedded behind 46 00:02:04,760 --> 00:02:10,120 Speaker 1: their ears. It's scary. Oh, I absolutely do, and you don't. 47 00:02:10,639 --> 00:02:12,800 Speaker 1: You really should. You should go. It started out as 48 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:15,080 Speaker 1: a pilot program, but then the government took over and 49 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:18,280 Speaker 1: now they're forcing all babies to have this done. Stop talking. 50 00:02:18,440 --> 00:02:21,760 Speaker 1: I either want my money back or you finish the job. Well. 51 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:24,200 Speaker 1: I can't offer you a refund, but frankly, money at 52 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:26,600 Speaker 1: this point doesn't matter because we're not going to even 53 00:02:26,639 --> 00:02:28,840 Speaker 1: need money soon. I don't think you're prepared for that. 54 00:02:28,880 --> 00:02:32,639 Speaker 1: Have you repented? Ulverpen after I kick You're for wasting 55 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:34,679 Speaker 1: my time. You know that I have a microchip in 56 00:02:34,760 --> 00:02:37,799 Speaker 1: my nose. Oh, you have a microchip in your nose? 57 00:02:37,880 --> 00:02:40,160 Speaker 1: That makes sense? Does it gets out of light? Actually? 58 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:42,720 Speaker 1: I receive signals at night through my TV. When I 59 00:02:42,720 --> 00:02:46,040 Speaker 1: watched Jimmy fallon. Oh, he talks to me, sir, He 60 00:02:46,080 --> 00:02:48,679 Speaker 1: tells me about the end times. I'm sure he does. 61 00:02:48,760 --> 00:02:52,280 Speaker 1: Jimmy Fallon is Satan and God and he's coming for us. 62 00:02:52,480 --> 00:02:55,440 Speaker 1: Didn't you tell Jimmy Fallon to fix my proof? Yes 63 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:58,240 Speaker 1: I can. I want my money back. Hey man, this 64 00:02:58,320 --> 00:03:00,639 Speaker 1: is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel the Morning doing 65 00:03:00,639 --> 00:03:04,840 Speaker 1: a phone tap on you. Are you serious? Yeah, Your 66 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:08,520 Speaker 1: cousin Bruce set you up. And I should have known. 67 00:03:09,160 --> 00:03:11,200 Speaker 1: I couldn't figure out if you were like high, or 68 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:12,919 Speaker 1: it's a prank or what. It's a little bit of 69 00:03:12,919 --> 00:03:16,480 Speaker 1: all three. Actually, I do think Jimmy Fallon is coming 70 00:03:16,480 --> 00:03:18,720 Speaker 1: to take our souls. Though. If you believe that, time 71 00:03:18,840 --> 00:03:19,760 Speaker 1: to fix my roof.