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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today and

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Speaker 1: the subject is my phone died, so I went to

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Speaker 1: his neighbor's house. We'll get into that, find out what

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Speaker 1: that all.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, just a few but right.

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Speaker 1: Now the nephew is here with some more foolishness for us.

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Speaker 1: Today's frank phone call nephew.

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Speaker 2: Well, you know, I think I'll tell you all. Yesterday

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Speaker 2: was my son's birthday. Jordan turned thirteen years old. Yes, yes, thirteen,

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Speaker 2: happy related to my young man. And this time is

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Speaker 2: right on into it. This is a birthday, but this

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Speaker 2: birthday is called curry go, Curry go. Nice item to

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Speaker 2: have at a child birthday party, right, curry go? Can

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Speaker 2: we get some more? Next?

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Speaker 1: Curry goat over here, mommy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this is this is at a at a birthday party.

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Speaker 2: Curry go. Let y'all take you this. Yeah, we might

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Speaker 2: do a little bit of that, but we go have

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Speaker 2: at carry got no, okay, that carry goat is there

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Speaker 2: for the kids, all right, cat dog, if you would

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Speaker 2: curry got come on hello Hello, Yeah, I'm trying to

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Speaker 2: reach a miss mister. Yeah, this is Benjamin Dixon. Trevor

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Speaker 2: is my son. He goes to school with your son. Now, yeah, uh,

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Speaker 2: he went to a birthday party that your son had

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Speaker 2: last weekend. Am I right? Well, listen, I listen. I

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Speaker 2: have a problem with you, mister, because I understand that

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Speaker 2: you all are Jamaican and from Jamaica, But listen, you

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Speaker 2: guys serve the children curry goat. You don't serve kids

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Speaker 2: curry goat. Everybody's child doesn't eat curry goat? Pete, what

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Speaker 2: happened to? What happened to ice cream and cake and

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Speaker 2: punch and maybe even a pizza at a birthday party

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Speaker 2: for kids? But curry goat? That's out the question.

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Speaker 3: Oh you mean? But when I understand way I talk,

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Speaker 3: you mean you mean middle feed to kid them Gordt's.

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Speaker 3: But when you're talking about bread, ern So what what

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Speaker 3: what are your twoat?

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Speaker 2: You mean?

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Speaker 3: Oh you mean you have a problem with me? Oh,

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Speaker 3: you have a problem with me.

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Speaker 2: I got a problem. I got a problem with any

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Speaker 2: parents who decides on their own that somebody else's child

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Speaker 2: it's okay to feed them some curry goat. My child

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Speaker 2: don't eat no goat. We eat chicken, we eat the steak,

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Speaker 2: we eat cow. We don't eat curry goat.

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Speaker 3: Yo, he eats it. Not a birthday a party, door man,

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Speaker 3: He means that birthday party. I want you might if

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Speaker 3: you would have told me I deal with something too,

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Speaker 3: so some route more call me when you're when you're

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Speaker 3: a dying of a rumbled by me and a bread

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Speaker 3: ron because you don't know who we are dealing with

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Speaker 3: or them.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I need you to slow it down for me. Man,

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Speaker 2: I understand that nothing you're.

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Speaker 4: Saying can't tell me for slow.

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Speaker 3: Don't you call me on a boat. You can't tell

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Speaker 3: me for slow a mighty four on your car.

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Speaker 2: Look, man, all, I'm saying here you this, this is

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Speaker 2: disrespectful to the child, to people's parents. You're going out

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Speaker 2: on your own liberty deciding on what you're gonna feed somebody.

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Speaker 2: You gotta feed them normal stuff. You can't do that,

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Speaker 2: kidd a birthday parties here in the States. Man, it's pizza,

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Speaker 2: it's ice cream, it's cake, it's punch.

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Speaker 4: That's it.

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Speaker 2: Hot dogs maybe, but not no damn curry goat.

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Speaker 4: Man. I mean you're run this show, brigand I'm telling

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Speaker 4: me what to do. I mean, you run this So

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Speaker 4: y'all come telling me both disrespect you disrespect me.

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Speaker 2: For I'm a disrespecting you bout calling your phone. I

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Speaker 2: want to know why it is you doing something like this?

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Speaker 2: And I bet you these other parents don't know you've

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Speaker 2: been serving goat.

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Speaker 4: Y'all kitchen man or you it? You want to meet me?

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Speaker 3: And I'm sure you all.

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Speaker 4: I want to hungry? Oh you brigand.

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Speaker 3: Who the hell is you? I don't know you from

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Speaker 3: I don't rigin.

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Speaker 4: I canna come come up.

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Speaker 3: On my phone?

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Speaker 2: And kind of waiting? Yo? Yo?

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Speaker 3: You know you know what can.

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Speaker 4: Spring?

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Speaker 2: Are you? You want to meet me somewhere? Is that

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Speaker 2: what you want to do? Me?

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Speaker 4: Me too?

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Speaker 2: Me?

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Speaker 4: Me, me me to wait? No unstund me me joy friend?

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Speaker 4: Can I know?

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I get it up.

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Speaker 2: I know you're gonna make me hurt you man if

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Speaker 2: if if I come over there, you're gonna make me

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Speaker 2: hurt you. You hear me? Then I mean this man?

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Speaker 2: Now I call you because I'm a concerned parent about

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Speaker 2: my child. Uh and then you got a nerve to

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Speaker 2: tell me you're the one that's in the room.

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Speaker 3: Yo.

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Speaker 4: Man, No no, no, get wrong, bridgrand no no no wrong,

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Speaker 4: canna found me? Tell me beat up? Me minding up,

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Speaker 4: come telling me about me? No, no wrong you and

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Speaker 4: you don't want to call my phone? Yo, just getting

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Speaker 4: away in and O. I'm gonna call meet you. I

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Speaker 4: feed you some corry, go you your family and leave

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Speaker 4: me alone.

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Speaker 2: You ain't gonna feed my family. Now you're gonna bring

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Speaker 2: my family in this man. You don't bring me. You

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Speaker 2: don't bring my wife and my kids into nothing. You

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Speaker 2: hit me, you mama, I got I got one. You

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Speaker 2: know what, man, I'm gonna tell you. I got something

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Speaker 2: I want to tell you. You listening this his nephew

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Speaker 2: tire me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just

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Speaker 2: got pranked by your sister Patsy.

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Speaker 4: Man like that.

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Speaker 3: You?

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Speaker 2: Hey, hey, you just got pranked by your sister Patsy Man.

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Speaker 2: She put me up to this dog boy.

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Speaker 4: I tell you, man, I'm so sweet boy. I need

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Speaker 4: to get a blood pressure cack.

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Speaker 3: I got a low. I got a little tolerance to

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Speaker 3: very low.

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Speaker 2: Boy, I tell you, man.

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Speaker 4: But anyway, I'm gonna still feed you and your family.

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Speaker 3: Some carry gold Man.

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Speaker 4: The house.

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Speaker 2: I better do it.

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Speaker 4: I ain't gonna have no right footed or nothing.

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Speaker 2: You know, when you get angry, American people really can

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Speaker 2: say what you're saying, you went on you went on

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Speaker 2: a Jamaican run.

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Speaker 4: They're like, what by saying, we gotta give.

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Speaker 2: A shout out to all of the Jamaicans out there. Baby.

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Speaker 2: What is the baddest radio show in the land.

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Speaker 4: Steve rb Morning Showy.

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Speaker 2: Maybe anybody wants some carry gold You want some carry

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Speaker 2: gold Bird? Try no, But the kids like it, door Man,

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Speaker 2: they like it. Door It's okay, uh, happy birthday. That's

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Speaker 2: going down. It is June fifteen, neph you tell me

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Speaker 2: House party, Comedy Jam. That's Dallas, Texas. That's at the

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Speaker 2: Majestic Theater. Tony Robbins, Dominique and myself we will be

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Speaker 2: in the building acting a dog gone fool. It is

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Speaker 2: Father's Day weekends. All your father's come on out and

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Speaker 2: get with your boy, get your groove on and have

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Speaker 2: a whole lot of laughs. And it's happening at the

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Speaker 2: Majesty Saturday, June fifteenth, that is Father's Day weekend. And

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Speaker 2: that is the next day will be my beautiful anniversary

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Speaker 2: with my I had twenty three years of being married.

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Speaker 2: I love you so much, dear. She'll be coming to

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Speaker 2: work with me. Hopefully she'll stay in the in the

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Speaker 2: dressing room and not hear any of the jokes I'm

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Speaker 2: out saying about her for me.

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Speaker 1: That ain't gonna happen.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, it might all be coming to close front row. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: well that's gone. This might be the last show then

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Speaker 2: with those jokes. Wow like that. Yeah, but I just

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Speaker 2: wrote these out right after cancer. These are great ones.

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Speaker 2: This is this is you don't want to please? Are classic.

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Speaker 2: They've been hitting home runs. I didn't wanted to see

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Speaker 2: them this early, but I guess this is it.

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Speaker 1: Well, she has a while, so she's definitely coming.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's been a minute. Soa pray for me in Dallas.

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Speaker 2: All your preachers in Dallas, come on out and lay

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Speaker 2: hands on me for a minute. Unless just let's just

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Speaker 2: see if I can get through it. So tell me

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Speaker 2: the cancer jokes about the white some of it. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: because she got me through it. Cancel. It's all wrapped

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Speaker 2: up in there together, Sat Agent. Why is that bother?

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Speaker 2: Figure that out?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just trying to figure out what juni'r gonna say?

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Speaker 2: Did he send ittors next year?

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Speaker 4: Dallas?

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Speaker 1: Time? All right, we're moving on. Thank you, nephew, coming

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Speaker 1: up next. Strawberry letter, subject my phone died, so I

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Speaker 1: went to his neighbor's house. We'll find out what that's

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Speaker 1: all about. Right after this, you're listening Hardy Morning Show