Speaker 1: You haven't been hungover in like a long time or no, no.
Speaker 2: I haven't been hungover in probably like five years, four years.
Speaker 3: So insane because I'm with Kai.
Speaker 1: Like my last like hangover was like a year ago
Speaker 1: at this point.
Speaker 3: That's also a complete lie.
Speaker 1: I was like, I've been on my medicine since August,
Speaker 1: so like before then, I think actually right before I
Speaker 1: got the last the call I had with my psychiatrist
Speaker 1: when he prescribed prozac, I was suffering the worst hangover,
Speaker 1: like because the night before I had so many drinks,
Speaker 1: like hanging out with Oriyan, and I kind of was
Speaker 1: like so happy to hear that I couldn't drink anymore
Speaker 1: because I was like thank odd because I to me
Speaker 1: now like or even at that point too many drinks
Speaker 1: was I had four drinks within the span.
Speaker 3: Of like.
Speaker 1: Four hours, and I think I had like half or
Speaker 1: a sip of the fifth drink, and I was like
Speaker 1: and I ate a big meal and like drank a
Speaker 1: bunch of water and had electrolytes before I went to
Speaker 1: sleep and I still woke up.
Speaker 4: Like true, it was was definitively the last time you
Speaker 4: drank the sidewalk thing.
Speaker 2: I think, so I think I think that was it.
Speaker 2: That was like the last time I like drank drank.
Speaker 4: What did you experience when you were like passed out
Speaker 4: or was it just like completely.
Speaker 3: It was darkness.
Speaker 2: I was screaming in my head. I've said this a
Speaker 2: billion times. I was literally screaming, like call an ambulance,
Speaker 2: like please, I was fully inside.
Speaker 3: You were saying that like you felt like you couldn't
Speaker 3: even like project.
Speaker 1: Now looking back at that, it is insane, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: holy shit.
Speaker 3: That's why Now when I meet a twenty one year
Speaker 3: old or a twenty two year old, it sounds like
Speaker 3: such an.
Speaker 1: Knowing old head thing to say, but I genuinely look
Speaker 1: at them and I'm like, wow, you are like you're
Speaker 1: young to me because I look at me at twenty
Speaker 1: one and I'm like, oh my god. Because now as
Speaker 1: an adult, I'd be like, fucking call an ambulance.
Speaker 4: Like I'm still I feel still very young. I feel
Speaker 4: like I still have growing pains when I go to sleep.
Speaker 3: Oh no, literally, I.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think, well, I'm only thirty, so I feel
Speaker 4: like there's still some growing.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not kidding. I'm like the last year I
Speaker 1: have felt like a teenager. In a way I can't describe,
Speaker 1: and I'm like Jesus fucking Christ, like I'm like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, I thought I remember at twenty two. I
Speaker 1: have a TikTok somewhere where it was like me being
Speaker 1: like I can feel I feel my age now twenty two,
Speaker 1: or like I have some dramatic twenty five. No, that,
Speaker 1: cause twenty five is actually when I was like. That
Speaker 1: was when I was like, oh God, because that's why
Speaker 1: I start. And that's when I started to feel like
Speaker 1: a teenager again and I.
Speaker 3: Was like whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wha wo wow. Like
Speaker 3: the year before that, I was like, I am so
Speaker 3: I've got figured out, and then it just.
Speaker 4: Well, I still buy shoes that are a little bit
Speaker 4: too big because I'm gonna grow into them because they're
Speaker 4: full of sand.
Speaker 1: So he can have a sand pocket. You, Loki should
Speaker 1: do that. You should find one of those YouTube engineers
Speaker 1: and like, I have like two guys in mind who
Speaker 1: I don't know off the top of the head, but
Speaker 1: they're the people who I watch to fall asleep, which
Speaker 1: actually sounds crazy, but I can get through like two
Speaker 1: videos and buy the third one. I'm like, because they
Speaker 1: have really good voices. Do you know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: I've talked to you about him. One of these guys
Speaker 1: is like in his basement. He has a huge fucking
Speaker 1: studio where he just does Like it's what I thought
Speaker 1: high school was gonna be, because he does demonstrations of
Speaker 1: physics to like help explain how things are made like bridges, damns,
Speaker 1: how they do, like garbage sites.
Speaker 3: How that works and all that shit. And I'm like, oh, okay,
Speaker 3: visual learner.
Speaker 2: Is that Nile Red No, I love not hemist?
Speaker 4: Right, yeah, yeah, go with him. Freaky ass change turn
Speaker 4: snickers into like alcohol or something.
Speaker 2: Turn chocolate chip cookie into gold.
Speaker 1: I was thinking earlier because you showed me that fuck
Speaker 1: ass video of Chris.
Speaker 2: Angel, Like that's my dream.
Speaker 3: You have the show.
Speaker 1: Kai, Like this was what I opened my eyes to
Speaker 1: this morning, by the way, like I woke up and
Speaker 1: Drew came into my room and this is the first
Speaker 1: thing he showed me.
Speaker 2: Like I want to do this so bad.
Speaker 3: Oh, it would make me so happy at this point.
Speaker 2: Okay, wait, what how do you spell his name?
Speaker 4: I think it's like, oh, Chris Angel c h R.
Speaker 1: I asked, Or he's some freaky bitch and it's c R,
Speaker 1: I asked, like Christina.
Speaker 2: Chris Angel Instagram, mind freak.
Speaker 1: You know what's fucked up is I was talking to
Speaker 1: someone about this the other day. I when that movie
Speaker 1: Now You See Me came. I don't even want to
Speaker 1: think about how old I was, because I think I
Speaker 1: was a bit too old to be this obsessed. But
Speaker 1: I became hyper fixated on magicians, and I became hyper
Speaker 1: fixated on Chris Angel, and I like that was when
Speaker 1: YouTube was kind of at its start, so you could
Speaker 1: find clips. So this had to have been like maybe
Speaker 1: two thousand and eleven. I was maybe twelve, So actually
Speaker 1: that's a fucking that is a child as fuck. So
Speaker 1: I was acting my age as well.
Speaker 3: I wanted to be a magician so fucking bad because
Speaker 3: the kid.
Speaker 2: That I saved from killing himself, like when I like
Speaker 2: literally took him out of the news was obsessed with magic.
Speaker 2: And I was so fucking jealous that hell, And wasn't.
Speaker 1: His like departing gift and how you knew he was
Speaker 1: like going away?
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was, like he started giving away all of
Speaker 2: his like items, like his like Xbox, his PlayStation, like everything,
Speaker 2: and he gave me that goddamn Magic Kit and I
Speaker 2: was like, oh fuck yeah, like he gave me a
Speaker 2: Magic Kit and he's giving me his PS three next week,
Speaker 2: like fuck yeah, Like this is lit. Turns out he
Speaker 2: was planning at suicide, but is it? But I saved
Speaker 2: his life. I saved his life.
Speaker 3: I was going to say, was it him on Xbox
Speaker 3: that made you know?
Speaker 1: But I remember one time we were like that kid
Speaker 1: was obsessed with fucking magic So I started to kind
Speaker 1: of raise an eyebrow when he gave away the Magic
Speaker 1: Kick because I was like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like wait, hold on because I was
Speaker 2: so jealous of that fucking thing. But yeah, we were
Speaker 2: in an Xbox party playing Halo and his like departing
Speaker 2: goodbye felt really off, and I was like I went
Speaker 2: and told my mom and I was like that that
Speaker 2: didn't seem that didn't seem normal, Like that was like
Speaker 2: that wasn't a good goodbye. And he lived up the
Speaker 2: street and she was like, oh, well, just like go
Speaker 2: check on him. So I went up the street to
Speaker 2: his house, ran around back, opened the back door because
Speaker 2: his front door he wasn't opening the door. And I
Speaker 2: was like, oh fuck, mind you twelve years old maybe thirteen,
Speaker 2: and I ran around back and crawled through his like
Speaker 2: brother's bedroom window and like went into his room. This
Speaker 2: was literally hanging hanging on by the red had and
Speaker 2: he was like no shade, like like a little bigger
Speaker 2: than me. I was like a little baby, like twinkie kid,
Speaker 2: And so I like had to like get up under
Speaker 2: him and like pick him up off of the noose.
Speaker 2: He's blue.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Drew, that is so.
Speaker 2: Then he begged me not to tell his mom. I
Speaker 2: didn't tell his mom, but my mom told his mom.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's so sad. But also like I saw
Speaker 1: this video.
Speaker 2: I found it blind and lost, lost in your eyes, feeling, healing, us.
Speaker 5: Chasing, Like, what about this makes you a magician or
Speaker 5: a mind freak?
Speaker 4: This is what I think about when maybe that does
Speaker 4: make literally a mind freak. Behavior to keep things.
Speaker 3: In perspective, that video is definitely sped up.
Speaker 2: It's definitely, Oh no, it is. It is.
Speaker 3: Imagine yeah, imagine.
Speaker 2: Being there, and it's just like it's like, well, he
Speaker 2: has other ones of him floating around, like.
Speaker 3: That's how long it would take to watch him like walking.
Speaker 2: Down the ladder. He loves this trick, walking down the
Speaker 2: fucking ladder.
Speaker 3: No, Okay, okay, okay, can.
Speaker 1: We please see if he's performing soon? Because I'm not kidding.
Speaker 1: That is the kind of shit that I genuinely think
Speaker 1: will bring me joy. Like we used to do shit
Speaker 1: like that. We used to like go to the fucking
Speaker 1: like show. Oh yeah, I guess Bob Baker. We used
Speaker 1: to go to Bob Baker. We used to do like shit,
Speaker 1: we used to go. Going to the zoo was so fun.
Speaker 1: Oh do you know what Bob Baker is?
Speaker 3: No, it was this place that was.
Speaker 1: Across the street from the block we lived on, and
Speaker 1: we used to always just walk around that area and
Speaker 1: we always saw it, and then finally we went and
Speaker 1: it was cool as fuck because it's literally just puppeteer puppets,
Speaker 1: Like it's just a puppet show.
Speaker 3: And I grew up loving the Muppets.
Speaker 1: I'm like, damn, I need to start doing shit like
Speaker 1: that again, because that's also when I was the happiest
Speaker 1: recently is when Josh was obsessed with the Muppets and
Speaker 1: I started watching the Muppets again, Like their cover of
Speaker 1: Take Me to Rio is so good.
Speaker 2: Have y'all heard the old iPhone alarms? Like recently, no,
Speaker 2: oh my god, this is my ring tone?
Speaker 3: That really is it? And it's been it since that
Speaker 3: song was like a.
Speaker 2: Thing, so people call me that or wait, where is
Speaker 2: the one that was cracking me the fuck up?
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 1: That song actually like really had longevity because there's a
Speaker 1: Fortnite skin with it.
Speaker 3: Oh, I need to make mine that right the fuck now? Wait.
Speaker 2: I remember hearing these for the first time and being like, wow,
Speaker 2: they're like groundbreaking.
Speaker 1: And no, not only that, you know what this is
Speaker 1: reminding me of before they were like apps and shit
Speaker 1: because I, me and my siblings shared the first iPhone
Speaker 1: because we had it because the guy this one.
Speaker 2: This one, this one who had that as their fucking
Speaker 2: ring tone. Bros.
Speaker 1: Also, I know something's wrong with me because I could
Speaker 1: keep talking and coke the whole time he's doing.
Speaker 4: You're just like stare off into the distance while pressing
Speaker 4: each one of those. It's like pank video.
Speaker 2: Also, why is a motorcycle? Bro?
Speaker 3: It's when they were like, wait, we had innovators.
Speaker 5: They were throwing ship at the wall and seeing if
Speaker 5: it would stare.
Speaker 2: There was one this one, bro.
Speaker 1: The meaner ship we've ever done is one time when
Speaker 1: O'Ryan was leaving our old apartment.
Speaker 4: We were stalling that one way, like goofy yeah, hate
Speaker 4: that one.
Speaker 3: You know what's fucked up? Is that sound just reminds
Speaker 3: me of the alien skin on Fortnite.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but like alien sound, Like that's exactly what
Speaker 1: an alien looks like. And he's wearing little swim trunks.
Speaker 1: You already know the freakiest Disney adult you've ever met.
Speaker 3: Like, she's into it all.
Speaker 1: She's down, down, down her ring tone.
Speaker 2: But like the haptic feedbacks on that one are crazy,
Speaker 2: Like I felt good. Yeah, No, it's like it's vibrating
Speaker 2: down like you know when you get a mosquito bite
Speaker 2: on the clip of your ankle and you itch it.
Speaker 2: That's what the glit of your ankle. Yeah, and you
Speaker 2: like itch it and it feels like it's really like
Speaker 2: it's like the greatest feeling of all time.
Speaker 3: Bests, that was amazing.
Speaker 2: That's what it feels like when you're itching the mosquito
Speaker 2: bite on the clip of your ankle.
Speaker 3: That's more like a tickle.
Speaker 2: Oh, this was my dad's ringturne. Why does this make
Speaker 2: me sad? Okay, it's not funny.
Speaker 1: My dad always had song ring tones. He always had
Speaker 1: song ring tones, and it was fucking awesome. I got
Speaker 1: because my dad and mom up until like twenty fifteen,
Speaker 1: they were Samsung users. Samsung lo KEI got smart because
Speaker 1: isn't that like the top distributor of tech in general.
Speaker 2: Like it's like literally that one of the biggest tech companies.
Speaker 1: And they let Apple get away with having Apple users
Speaker 1: dig on them for so long and they were like yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: like you play your silly games and try to expand
Speaker 1: your company, but you're like never gonna beat us. And
Speaker 1: now they just like kind of whooped their asses with
Speaker 1: the phone.
Speaker 4: I know. I feel like they weaponized the resentment because
Speaker 4: now Samsung phones are literally have you seen they They're
Speaker 4: from like the year twenty fifty year.
Speaker 3: Oh, I literally think I want to switch, and you
Speaker 3: know what's fucked up. I don't give a fuck. I
Speaker 3: want the one that opens into a huge No, that's
Speaker 3: what I was about to say.
Speaker 2: There's one that you can open and it's like six screens,
Speaker 2: Like you fold it open and it's three screens. Like
Speaker 2: it's so ridiculous, and I want it.
Speaker 1: So bad, especially because like there's so much used shit, Like.
Speaker 3: There is so much use shit.
Speaker 1: Like I'm like, I'm just going to switch off because
Speaker 1: Samsung now is like I think, a competitor in terms
Speaker 1: of prices like iPhones are. It's the craziest thing ever,
Speaker 1: but I guess actually it is the why the fuck
Speaker 1: is an iPhone and a laptop from them the same price?
Speaker 3: I like, you can't do shit with this thing, and.
Speaker 2: You can do everything with this thing.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, you could do everything but everything, but you
Speaker 1: can't do everything. You can't do everything because Rain and
Speaker 1: me went on that trip and I used a camcorder
Speaker 1: because I'm like sick cool, and I had to give
Speaker 1: her those files. It's an older system, so the only
Speaker 1: way to access those files is you have to convert
Speaker 1: them into MP three's manually, and like, yes, I could
Speaker 1: sit there and convert them all but my laptop is
Speaker 1: fucking full and I don't want to have to deal
Speaker 1: with it because oh my god, I spent so much
Speaker 1: on this thing and I'm a freak and I I'm
Speaker 1: not like an organized.
Speaker 2: I hate the storage on a fucking mac book.
Speaker 3: I know, Like why, like how have you not figured
Speaker 3: it out?
Speaker 2: Like it Internet?
Speaker 3: Like make it infinite.
Speaker 1: We used to strive for infinite, Like we need to
Speaker 1: go back to getting infinity.
Speaker 2: So Also it doesn't make sense to me, Like why
Speaker 2: is like ones and zeros like taking up like physical space.
Speaker 1: Like clean it up, you're smart, damn like some of
Speaker 1: these files I know, damn well you're all apart.
Speaker 2: Wait, how is the Internet infant all their files for me?
Speaker 2: How is the Internet infinite? If I can't have infinite
Speaker 2: data on my computers the Internet?
Speaker 4: I think there's a theoretical limit to the Internet size.
Speaker 4: It's like the amount of silicon. Okay, enough, okay, all right.
Speaker 2: I'm with you.
Speaker 3: That is I actually want to because I am like
Speaker 3: so confused.
Speaker 4: I think there's like a theoretical because silicon is made
Speaker 4: from sand I think essentially.
Speaker 2: From the shoe of kai.
Speaker 4: Well that's why.
Speaker 3: So often actually make than I thought, like, I'm so.
Speaker 4: Sorry, that's amazing, Okay, honestly, thank you.
Speaker 3: I actually okay, yeah, So silicon.
Speaker 4: Is the like servers and ship like I think I
Speaker 4: think you can you can view like the amount of
Speaker 4: material that can be converted into silicon, and then you
Speaker 4: can there is a theoretical I'm like, I think it's
Speaker 4: like exibites. It's like a billion trillion exobites of rocks
Speaker 4: that you can convert into silicon. I remember seeing something about.
Speaker 2: I wanted to buy a silicon disc off of eBay
Speaker 2: one time, but it was five hundred dollars and I.
Speaker 3: Thought, I didn't mean silicon. Is that what they like
Speaker 3: make like, uh.
Speaker 2: Like glass? Oh it's glass basically.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, so it is just glass. Because if it's
Speaker 1: saying that, it's that they're just heating.
Speaker 3: Up the glass to use.
Speaker 1: They're heating up the sand to just like make it
Speaker 1: into glass. I know, why is it exactly?
Speaker 3: I'm like so confused by that, but just keep going.
Speaker 4: Well, I think basically, I think it's like they turn
Speaker 4: it into from I think it's literally from rocks into
Speaker 4: a version of glass and they etch rocks into circuitry
Speaker 4: onto it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I did want to talk about.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you can literally get silica. Oh so
Speaker 1: it's yeah, it's just minerals.
Speaker 2: Cool, Ki, what were you saying?
Speaker 4: Oh, two really important things happened to me last week.
Speaker 4: I was Sally at the Role Model concert, which for
Speaker 4: a thirty year old man is like obviously trans yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: it's amazing. And then also so I was on tour
Speaker 4: with him for like five shows, and at the one
Speaker 4: in La Shaboozy came up to me and asked me
Speaker 4: if I was Ian the rapper.
Speaker 2: Yeah, wow, and you said yes, I said.
Speaker 4: I wish and he thought that was really funny.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: Wait, why do I love that? Oh that's sweet. That's
Speaker 1: a really big step up from the Dua Lipa incident.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I have no idea what you're talking. I actually
Speaker 4: don't know.
Speaker 3: I got a bit of confidences.
Speaker 4: Well, I actually control the edit, so there's no way
Speaker 4: that that's going.
Speaker 2: To be no.
Speaker 1: I I feel you though, because I had like I
Speaker 1: can't even make fun of you for the Dua Lipa
Speaker 1: thing because I cried to a huge celebrity.
Speaker 2: In public like this weekend, literally like sobbed.
Speaker 4: Wow, that's so sick.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: So I was at this like vintage market and I
Speaker 1: was with friends and it was like really packed. So
Speaker 1: I must admit I went outside and I smoked, because
Speaker 1: I was like, if I go outside and I smoke,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna come back in here and get hyper fixated
Speaker 1: on the fact that like there's just a bunch of
Speaker 1: clothes and it was like a whole charity thing, and
Speaker 1: I was like, oh cool, I could find like a
Speaker 1: cool thing here. So I Like, there were a bunch
Speaker 1: of friends of ours who were there, so I was
Speaker 1: like talking to them and whatever. I'm on this one
Speaker 1: floor and one of my friends comes up to me
Speaker 1: and is like Cynthia is here, and like and you like.
Speaker 2: Turn around and then she's like literally like four foot
Speaker 2: two floating through the crowd, like she's really tiny.
Speaker 3: She's so tiny. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I literally like, oh, I think, I like grew up
Speaker 1: with stan behavior, Like.
Speaker 3: I only like do so much.
Speaker 1: I only like music so much because that is just
Speaker 1: my nerd hype of fixation and I don't have that
Speaker 1: with like actors, but with Cynthia, I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: she has knocked both out of the park, so I
Speaker 1: must stand like I only kind of feel that way
Speaker 1: with musicians, and I'm blessed enough that, like, because of
Speaker 1: how vocal I've been about like my love for music,
Speaker 1: I'm friends with a lot of artists, which is to me.
Speaker 3: I'm like, like, I they don't know I'm their biggest fan.
Speaker 1: They don't know I know all their lyrics because if
Speaker 1: I like a song, I have to read the lyrics
Speaker 1: and memorize them.
Speaker 3: It's like I'm not kidding, Hey, I think if you
Speaker 3: look up.
Speaker 1: The word lyrics in my history, it will go forever
Speaker 1: like a I I want.
Speaker 2: To know what quite literally could not be more opposite.
Speaker 2: I know which I've been understanding a lot of songs recently, though,
Speaker 2: for the first time, I know.
Speaker 4: You have synesthesia.
Speaker 2: So that's yeah, I see the lyrics in my head.
Speaker 3: I paint the lyrics in my mind.
Speaker 4: What color and shape is a Benson Boone song Blue Circle?
Speaker 4: I see that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, ask another blue backflip?
Speaker 4: What color and shape is a Claro song?
Speaker 2: That's a tricky one because it's not just a single
Speaker 2: color or shape. It's like an explosion of red and yellow.
Speaker 4: M It's like one of those paint.
Speaker 3: Splatter yeah, patter.
Speaker 2: It's like a paint splatter and the Delta paint splatter.
Speaker 2: When she did her fucking talent show.
Speaker 3: So funny, what the fuck was I saying?
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, we were at this fucking market and somebody
Speaker 1: told me that, and I was like, Okay, I'm not
Speaker 1: going to go up to her because I usually don't
Speaker 1: go up to people. And I was like, that's fucking insane.
Speaker 1: And at the end of it, she like I but
Speaker 1: I had seen all of my friends going up to her,
Speaker 1: like she was having conversations, like she was talking to
Speaker 1: people and it wasn't like a thing where she was
Speaker 1: like fully alone. And then at one point she was
Speaker 1: like talking to a girl and then she turned around
Speaker 1: and like went to walk away, and I was like, dude,
Speaker 1: I don't know why I need to just be like
Speaker 1: you are.
Speaker 3: Amazing, because I literally think she's amazing.
Speaker 1: And I'm like I never have this like guttural feeling,
Speaker 1: but I was like, I think I was so pulled
Speaker 1: to it because me and Rain got really close because
Speaker 1: of my hyperfixation with Wicked, and me and Rain love
Speaker 1: like her and Ariana so much, and like we were
Speaker 1: like we gossip about the fact that like things are
Speaker 1: being previewed at Comic Con right now.
Speaker 3: Whatever.
Speaker 1: I went up to her and I was like, I
Speaker 1: think you were so awesome, and I am just such.
Speaker 4: A like.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I think because I was high, I
Speaker 1: forgot that I essentially was running up to a fucking
Speaker 1: Beatle like she's one of the Beatles, like her to me,
Speaker 1: her and Ariana Grande, like Drake has made comments about
Speaker 1: how he's bigger than the Beatles, and I'm like, babe,
Speaker 1: like whatever, but Wicked is the Beatles, like to me,
Speaker 1: like to me right now, like I feel that way,
Speaker 1: Like I feel that strongly. I remember when I didn't
Speaker 1: like the Beatles and people would like really get passionate
Speaker 1: to me about it, and I'd be like, whatever.
Speaker 3: That is.
Speaker 1: I like the Beatles now, but I don't have that
Speaker 1: passion for that. I have that passion for Wicked. And
Speaker 1: I went up to her and I was like, I
Speaker 1: usually don't do this, and I'm so sorry, but like
Speaker 1: I used to like be that annoying person who was like, oh,
Speaker 1: musicals are.
Speaker 3: Like whatever, I don't really like them. I don't like
Speaker 3: theater like that.
Speaker 1: And my friend, who I ended up getting really close
Speaker 1: to because of this, showed me Wicked, and like I
Speaker 1: have like such a newfound respect for what it really
Speaker 1: is to be a performer and what it is to
Speaker 1: like be a creative and actually be passionate and like
Speaker 1: put it in whatever. I held her for way too
Speaker 1: fucking long because I was just high and ranting to her,
Speaker 1: and then I saw like a there was like a
Speaker 1: photographer there, and I saw a photographer coming up and
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, I'm gonna go because
Speaker 1: I don't want like this on camera because I don't
Speaker 1: want her to just like be berated because a photographer
Speaker 1: sees like her in a conversation. And then I was like, uh,
Speaker 1: she was like, oh my god, thank you, Like that
Speaker 1: means so much, like I really love to hear that.
Speaker 3: And then I was.
Speaker 1: Like I started like tearing up because I started to
Speaker 1: talk about right now is like also it just brought
Speaker 1: me like so so close to like somebody who I
Speaker 1: really love, and I started like to cry and she's like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, okay, and I was like then the
Speaker 1: photoger came and she probably thought I was bash of
Speaker 1: crazy because I go, okay, yeah, just had to say that,
Speaker 1: please enjoy your day.
Speaker 3: Thank you so much for hearing me out. And I
Speaker 3: turned and I ran away.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I like went back to my friend who
Speaker 1: had been hanging out with that day, and I just
Speaker 1: started cracking up because I was I just looked at him.
Speaker 1: I was like, she probably thinks I'm batshit crazy, like
Speaker 1: I am a crazy person.
Speaker 3: That was so weird, but like I was so happy
Speaker 3: because I was.
Speaker 4: Like, no, that sounds really sweet, honestly.
Speaker 3: Like that was lit as fuck.
Speaker 1: I was so happy and that's like the first time
Speaker 1: in a long time I felt like that about a celebrity,
Speaker 1: and in that way, it made me feel like a
Speaker 1: teenager again.
Speaker 2: Into that, I was like, well, we were seven days
Speaker 2: into lockdown. Seven seven days into lockdown when all of
Speaker 2: the celebrities got together and made the imagine cover. We
Speaker 2: were locked down for seven whole days?
Speaker 4: What color and shape is that song?
Speaker 2: Black Hole? They really could not handle having zero attention
Speaker 2: on them for seven days that they got together and
Speaker 2: did that. Yeah, that like that shit blew my mind.
Speaker 2: I saw a girl talking about it on TikTok and
Speaker 2: I was like.
Speaker 3: Bro, the group chat for this probably was insane.
Speaker 5: No Heaven, easy future.
Speaker 2: They're being dead serious to hell below us, above the.
Speaker 4: Imagine all the people people like see nam for today?
Speaker 2: Ye imagine? No, Wait, that is Josiah? Wait? Who is this? Wait?
Speaker 2: Who is that? Who is that? James?
Speaker 3: That's somebody who?
Speaker 2: Yeah James?
Speaker 3: What was that?
Speaker 4: Wait?
Speaker 3: Why we need to read?
Speaker 4: Like we need to wait?
Speaker 3: Who was ourself? In and cover? Random people?
Speaker 4: And wait?
Speaker 2: Is this Benson Boone?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Wait?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I have no idea. It looks is that like a snowboarder?
Speaker 2: Well, a random I get a Long commented, the only
Speaker 2: thing moving during this montage was my gag refelix.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 2: I thought they were making like a sex choke, but
Speaker 2: I guess they were gagging at it. They were so
Speaker 2: gagged by it gagged me, that literally gagged me. Also,
Speaker 2: we have yet to talk about my Beyonce covers from
Speaker 2: the DJ set. Is that everybody said was fucking faked.
Speaker 2: They said it was Josiah singing for me, which is insane.
Speaker 2: Six months for six months, yeah, literally six months and
Speaker 2: you've gone through hell.
Speaker 4: I know I was.
Speaker 2: I literally was in the studio with Beyonce getting vocal
Speaker 2: lessons from No, you went and got.
Speaker 3: Fucking vocal surgery.
Speaker 1: Like there's like a new thing in LA where they'll like,
Speaker 1: I'm not even kidding, I'm not lying, eyes, I'm not lying, guy,
Speaker 1: I didn't want to.
Speaker 2: Bring this up.
Speaker 3: They'll put bow talks like in your vocal chords and
Speaker 3: you can sing and you can sing better.
Speaker 2: I got castrated for this, so I didn't go through puberty.
Speaker 4: I think you missed the window to get castrated.
Speaker 3: No, no, they'll say that about him, true, say that,
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Oh well, Also, we're going to run those videos, by
Speaker 2: the way, and we're going to play them all the
Speaker 2: way through. The people are going to be no my
Speaker 2: Beyonce cover, and people are gonna be annoyed. But the
Speaker 2: world needs to hear my voice.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, dude, watching those back, I genuinely I think
Speaker 4: that's the closest I remember, like a couple of years ago,
Speaker 4: I taught myself how to lucid dream, but I had
Speaker 4: like a horrible experience where I basically just like awoke
Speaker 4: in my parents' bathroom and I was like on fire.
Speaker 2: And I was like no, and I like, wait, that's
Speaker 2: what you wanted to do.
Speaker 4: No, I wanted to have sex and fly. But then
Speaker 4: I like forced myself out of the lucid dream and
Speaker 4: I was paralyzed for three and a half minutes. But anyway,
Speaker 4: watching those videos back is the like closest feeling I
Speaker 4: have to like lucid dreaming.
Speaker 2: You know, I hate that. It's also red light, and
Speaker 2: I like hate red light, like with the other hat
Speaker 2: on top. Oh my god, bring in the fucking clowns we.
Speaker 4: Drew, did you well, we haven't talked about this. The
Speaker 4: structures they found under the pyramids.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the eight Spiral. I saw that and I
Speaker 2: don't believe it. I'm like, I need to see it
Speaker 2: with my own two eyes.
Speaker 4: What's crazy is it's like I'm like so skeptical of everything,
Speaker 4: so I'm like, oh, that's probably AI generated. But then
Speaker 4: I see that, I'm like, yeah, of course there's batteries.
Speaker 2: Underneath the pyramid laser beams that shoot.
Speaker 4: Imarily, my brain's like, yes, yes, of course there's there's
Speaker 4: like an empire state building tall battery under both of
Speaker 4: the yes, and they were like, bro, no fucking way.
Speaker 3: And I just saw that because I started watching it
Speaker 3: and I was like whoa, because everything I.
Speaker 2: See now, I'm like this, I believe everything I see
Speaker 2: on the internet. I'm not kidding. Everything that crosses my
Speaker 2: feet I believe. I'm like, yep, period, No.
Speaker 1: Some things well, I'm also like the we've been over this,
Speaker 1: like the moon landing, like, but I really actually on
Speaker 1: the last plane ride I got on, I really want
Speaker 1: to go to space, Like I think I need to
Speaker 1: go to space soon, or I need to do skydiving,
Speaker 1: which I've always been against.
Speaker 3: But no, if I die, I die. But if I
Speaker 3: don't die, I'm scared I might become addicted to sky dives.
Speaker 2: I was going to say, I can't go skydiving or
Speaker 2: like client, I can't walk across a bridge or anything,
Speaker 2: because I used to think I was going to die
Speaker 2: in a car crash, but now I know I'm going
Speaker 2: to die from falling from a hype like a really
Speaker 2: high structure.
Speaker 1: I know that.
Speaker 2: I just have visions like I know what it feels
Speaker 2: like to be stabbed.
Speaker 3: The bitch is being like exactly, No.
Speaker 2: I know what it feels like to be stabbed because
Speaker 2: I was killed in a past life by a knife,
Speaker 2: and that's why I'm so scared of being stabbed. Like
Speaker 2: that's my literal worst fear is being stabbed to death.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna fall from like a really high place and
Speaker 2: That's how I'm gonna die. So I have to like
Speaker 2: avoid tall buildings, like I cannot go to the top
Speaker 2: of the Empire State building. I cannot. Like Also, I'm
Speaker 2: just so tiny, yeah I can't.
Speaker 3: Like no one's trying to take you.
Speaker 2: To the top of the people are Empire State one.
Speaker 2: I'm so like tiny and thin, like one like gust
Speaker 2: of wind would blow me over the edge.
Speaker 4: I will say. When we were walking around New York,
Speaker 4: I did see like you know, there's those grates where
Speaker 4: where the subway tracks are, and that like pushes wind
Speaker 4: out of it to like dissipate the air pressure.
Speaker 2: This happened to me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Drew was walking over one and it lifted him
Speaker 4: up a couple of blocks and I had to go
Speaker 4: and get it.
Speaker 2: It was like horrible.
Speaker 1: Also, I'm sorry, I'm really trying to find this lady
Speaker 1: that got caught in a like a dust double when
Speaker 1: it was on and shedak him a fuck, Like she
Speaker 1: got caught in like a little like door con stuation.
Speaker 3: And it's a video.
Speaker 2: She's like, no, I was gonna say, my mom literally
Speaker 2: that happened to her when she was young, and she
Speaker 2: tells me this story and it like literally makes me
Speaker 2: cry laughing. She like saw like a violent dust devil,
Speaker 2: probably like forty or fifty miles per hour, and I
Speaker 2: was like a six year old kid, just was like
Speaker 2: I'm gonna run into it, and she ran and stood
Speaker 2: in the middle of it, and she was like it
Speaker 2: was the worst five seconds of my life. Like my
Speaker 2: eyes were full of dust, like rocks and debris were
Speaker 2: hitting me my face or my hair was like whipping
Speaker 2: across my face, and like I had like lines from
Speaker 2: where my like hair whipped so fast across my face
Speaker 2: that it left like marks and like just makes me
Speaker 2: cry laughing with my mom like me like.
Speaker 3: Fuck fuck, fuck dude. You know what I want to do,
Speaker 3: like we need to find No, we don't.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you right now.
Speaker 1: We literally actually like realistically, there's nothing left to fine,
Speaker 1: Like I don't want to find anything else, but I
Speaker 1: do need to go to like an arcade where you
Speaker 1: get in that machine and you have to like grab tickets.
Speaker 2: They need to do like Chuck e Cheese like Tornado machine. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I got invited to the opening of a new Chuck
Speaker 2: E Cheese.
Speaker 3: Really oh like know me interested you should go? Like
Speaker 3: I realized, I'm like, damn, I know this is.
Speaker 2: Old news, Like this is very very, very very old news.
Speaker 2: They banned poppers like wait, what poppers are gone? Like
Speaker 2: the company that made poppers in America literally got shut
Speaker 2: down by the FDA.
Speaker 3: Wait what yes, oh but pop bars are still here?
Speaker 2: Yeah exactly.
Speaker 3: Oh oh okay.
Speaker 2: They they took the VCR cleaner away from us.
Speaker 3: Yeah I'm not I'm not even kidding. I actually can't believe.
Speaker 4: Why did they take the vc People are just cleaning.
Speaker 1: On saying about it and oh god forbid, like people
Speaker 1: get to sing about the things we love like.
Speaker 2: Bom Wells like open your butthole up?
Speaker 3: What mm hmm what who's doing so amazing? They got
Speaker 3: away with being claimed as like VCR cleaner.
Speaker 1: For so long?
Speaker 2: Ho what like No, it's been like twenty five years,
Speaker 2: like jungle.
Speaker 1: I remember at one point it said like nail varnish
Speaker 1: or something or like someone that I bought, and that
Speaker 1: kind of scared because I was like, Okay, this is
Speaker 1: kind of putting into perspective that I'm just huffing.
Speaker 2: Like we really did have like a poppers arc.
Speaker 3: Dude, I was addicted to pop.
Speaker 2: And it was like laying bed hitten going around it.
Speaker 3: I have an extremely addictive personality, and like she.
Speaker 2: Had it on her bedside table and she'd like wake
Speaker 2: up first thing in the morning and hit her poppers.
Speaker 1: And that was before I even like smoked cigarettes or
Speaker 1: puff bars like instead of a puff bar, I just was.
Speaker 1: I had poppers for like three months, but then it
Speaker 1: left me with like I have like nauseating migrains now
Speaker 1: like all the time.
Speaker 4: Really have we talked about exploding head syndrome?
Speaker 2: No, I mean kind of like we talked about like
Speaker 2: when I fall asleep, I hear some explosions.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I guess we have talking about it. Yeah,
Speaker 4: but it happened to my roommate's girlfriend. She like ran
Speaker 4: out of the room and she was like, what's going on?
Speaker 4: And I was like, I'm pretty sure you're just experiencing
Speaker 4: exploding head syndrome, which you can literally google, which is
Speaker 4: fucking insane.
Speaker 2: So weird. Like when I'm like, literally when I'm falling asleep,
Speaker 2: I haven't actually, now that I think about it, had
Speaker 2: it in so long. But like I will literally hear
Speaker 2: people whispering my names, like in the corner of my room,
Speaker 2: like like it'll be like yeah, and then I'll hear
Speaker 2: like ya like or not inya, but like a voice
Speaker 2: down the hall is like yell my name, and I'll
Speaker 2: like wake up and be like what. And then I'll
Speaker 2: hear fucking like car wrecks and explosions in my fucking head.
Speaker 2: Like I'll be like, literally, look out, my insane.
Speaker 3: I see I don't have that.
Speaker 1: But also I don't have that because I kind of
Speaker 1: rarely fall asleep without watching something. I like, I can't
Speaker 1: fall asleep without watching something because if I close my eyes,
Speaker 1: I will just start like doom upping for the next
Speaker 1: day and like like just like making a list, which
Speaker 1: I guess we should start journaling again, because usually when
Speaker 1: I journal, I at some point and that will just
Speaker 1: write out things I feel like I have to do,
Speaker 1: and a lot of them are like fake things because
Speaker 1: I'm just like anxious to make myself anxious and that helps.
Speaker 1: But like, bro, for the most part, I'm throwing on
Speaker 1: a man who's making physics shit in his basement and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna learn how the fuck damns are made and
Speaker 1: why they're important and when they collapse and why it's
Speaker 1: devastating and it's gonna be cool and like, am I
Speaker 1: gonna retain all the information?
Speaker 4: No, But I wanted to say this is like kind
Speaker 4: of random. But I never I never really go hard
Speaker 4: for Halloween, and I think this year I really want
Speaker 4: to do something special.
Speaker 3: I will literally tap in with you, you pop out
Speaker 3: with the.
Speaker 2: Boner, I do harden.
Speaker 4: No, I think what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna
Speaker 4: be poop baby. Remember that video of the guy and
Speaker 4: he walks in. There's like a baby on the cont
Speaker 4: It's covered in poop.
Speaker 2: And those peanut butter baby what it was poop baby,
Speaker 2: It was peanut butter baby.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what are you talking about? Also, like you like
Speaker 3: had me and then you completely fucking lost me, and like,
Speaker 3: now now you're back. I was trying to be nice
Speaker 3: to you.
Speaker 2: Now you're back, You're you're gonna walk around.
Speaker 4: I thought there was poop baby poop all over you. Yeah,
Speaker 4: like get the poop off.
Speaker 2: You do kind of look like that baby stop.
Speaker 4: Thank you?
Speaker 2: Yeah you also kind of give I want to start
Speaker 2: doing that. Andy Kaufman, Oh, I don't know if I
Speaker 2: love that. No, you'll have the same eyes he has
Speaker 2: like sweet scary eyes.
Speaker 3: I have sweet as the eyes and the eyebrows.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'll take that.
Speaker 3: I watched the.
Speaker 1: Movie Secretary, and it really is just fifty shades of
Speaker 1: gray if it was good and.
Speaker 2: Like people were, is that the one with the robot
Speaker 2: girlfriend that like burns her hand on a candle.
Speaker 3: No, No, that's a Companion, which I actually did see
Speaker 3: and it was like, so it was.
Speaker 2: Like funny, I want to see that movie.
Speaker 3: Yeah it was good.
Speaker 4: Wait, Secretary is actually good.
Speaker 3: Dude, Secretary is so good. But I will say it's
Speaker 3: the horniest movie I've ever seen.
Speaker 1: It's no, it's amazing because I like but I still, yes,
Speaker 1: you know, I like Baby Girl and I still fuck
Speaker 1: with it because I'm like, I like a movie with
Speaker 1: kind of no reason other than the fact that like
Speaker 1: their horny, and I'm like per Like, that's fine because
Speaker 1: I'm a PERV.
Speaker 3: I don't fucking know.
Speaker 1: But Secretary is, like, dude, it's so crazy. Also like
Speaker 1: performance of a lifetime from missus, Like, what's her name?
Speaker 3: Jane Goodall? She has some crazy name. John Jane Goodall
Speaker 3: is the lady I know.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Jane Goodall is having sex in a movie.
Speaker 3: Not Jane Goodall. She has Elsie kept saying her fucking
Speaker 3: name to me and I was like, who are you?
Speaker 3: I don't know her name? And then I looked into it.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, She's been in so
Speaker 1: many movies I fuck with and so many movies that
Speaker 1: are on my watch list, and she did this movie
Speaker 1: when she was fucking twenty two. But I don't know
Speaker 1: is that I can chill it is that Maggie jo
Speaker 1: and Maggie jill in Hall, change good off.
Speaker 4: Jane Goodall? Who was did she a girl that lived in.
Speaker 2: The Yeah, lived in the jungle, and she was like
Speaker 2: a scientist.
Speaker 4: Her pivot to like very horny, which.
Speaker 3: Would be kind like I would be like, yes, I
Speaker 3: like love that.
Speaker 4: The last time I watched Fifty Shades of Gray, I
Speaker 4: was like, this is really funny and very fun to watch,
Speaker 4: but I do wish it was like an actual good movie.
Speaker 3: Mm hmmm, well that's what secretary is.
Speaker 2: Would Jaw break up with your boyfriend if you found
Speaker 2: out he could do the splitz?
Speaker 1: Oh honestly, no, that would like really make me laugh.
Speaker 1: That would make me laugh a lot.
Speaker 2: Like but it just like, would Jaw break up with
Speaker 2: your boyfriend if you found out he could do the splitz?
Speaker 3: Like, well no, if I found out way later? Yes,
Speaker 3: unless it was like to me, I'm like, because what
Speaker 3: you could do?
Speaker 2: What you'd be swooned by it?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I'd be like that dude, that so fucking hilarious.
Speaker 1: Like because I wish I could do a flip or
Speaker 1: a backflip. I would really love to learn how to
Speaker 1: do some sort of flip. And I've thought about learning
Speaker 1: to do the splits because imagine just me being drunk as.
Speaker 2: That's what I want to split I want to secretly
Speaker 2: learn it and then just like bring everyone into the
Speaker 2: living room and be like, guys, watch this, yeah, and
Speaker 2: then just do the split.
Speaker 1: See if that was the scenario this happened, I'd be like, girl,
Speaker 1: I don't even believe in marriage, Like, but you literally
Speaker 1: you've brought magic back.
Speaker 2: Into the wad. Yeah. I don't think I would break
Speaker 2: up with my boyfriend if I found out.
Speaker 3: Can you learn to do the splits for me?
Speaker 2: I'm like pretty close, I'm like really flexible.
Speaker 3: I'm just I'm flexible.
Speaker 1: But for some reason, the splits, you know what it
Speaker 1: is is because I just think of my skin tearing,
Speaker 1: and it's always been a thing in my head.
Speaker 3: Which the more I talk about things.
Speaker 4: Like that, the more it is, like I think about
Speaker 4: my balls tearing.
Speaker 1: Doing the splits, Oh, come on, Like don't even mention that, Like,
Speaker 1: don't even mention that between like the taint area, yeah,
Speaker 1: the same.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what is it the pregnancy stitch or the husband's stitch.
Speaker 4: Because like it's definitely not the husband's.
Speaker 2: No, Like when when girls give birth there like tear down.
Speaker 2: It's like we would have to get the husband's No.
Speaker 3: Way, it's not taint because there's like two words for it.
Speaker 2: Now, whateal cycle. Also tea is like everybody's been using
Speaker 2: like what's that oil or the beef beef tallow as moisturizer. Like,
Speaker 2: first of all, don't stop putting meat on your fucking face.
Speaker 2: But I've been using gooch grease, like just scraping it
Speaker 2: from the gouc and just like putting it on my
Speaker 2: face as a moisturizer.
Speaker 3: And it's literally in your mustache.
Speaker 2: No, no, I've been using it as a moisturizer. No,
Speaker 2: I think it's like breaking my skin out, but it's
Speaker 2: like a perge era. Okay, Well, I made a list
Speaker 2: of one, two, three, four, five, six, seven things that
Speaker 2: if someone cheated on you, someone hurt you in a
Speaker 2: really bad way that you were dating, someone broke up
Speaker 2: with you, and you really want to ruin their life,
Speaker 2: but like not in like a crazy way. I feel
Speaker 2: like these are things that you could do to someone
Speaker 2: that would get under their skin and drive them absolutely
Speaker 2: fucking bananas, like batshit crazy, insane because they'd never find out.
Speaker 2: They'd never find out if someone hurts you put shrimp
Speaker 2: in their shower rod or sew them into their curtains,
Speaker 2: like little baby shrimps in the bottom of the curtains,
Speaker 2: so they rot over time and smell bad. Crack eggs
Speaker 2: under their heat and heater vent like if they have
Speaker 2: floor vents, like crack an egg into.
Speaker 3: It or put a boiled egg in there.
Speaker 2: Yeah exactly. M pour oil down the windows of his car.
Speaker 4: They just.
Speaker 3: So stupid, bruh.
Speaker 2: Put chia seeds in his drain. Oh.
Speaker 3: In my head, I was like, oh, that'd be cute though.
Speaker 2: But I was like, dude, oh, that's really good because
Speaker 2: they experand and they'd also sprout and they'd be like oh.
Speaker 1: But then what if he like becomes the guy who
Speaker 1: like posts on his TikTok with like a random fucking
Speaker 1: like like sweet song and he's like life finds away, yeah,
Speaker 1: like like nature will always grow, like I will always grow,
Speaker 1: like or some shit like that.
Speaker 3: And then he goes viral and then he gets like
Speaker 3: so much play from him.
Speaker 2: Get a spray bottle and fill it with milk and
Speaker 2: spray everything in his house, like you know the fine
Speaker 2: mister like spray bottles we have for our hair, like
Speaker 2: dusting everything in milk.
Speaker 5: Oh.
Speaker 2: Hell, in two to three days, it would so really good. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So there's a few little little things that you could
Speaker 2: do to people you don't like.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 2: Also, this is the crazy is fucking thing ever, I've
Speaker 2: been keeping tabs on all of the women in my life,
Speaker 2: all of them, no matter the age, I've been keeping
Speaker 2: tabs on them for this one specific reason. Every single
Speaker 2: girl in my life is complaining that they're balding. I'm
Speaker 2: not joking every single It's the internet.
Speaker 3: Literally, it's literally the fucking Internet. I like, I've been
Speaker 3: thinking about so much. I'm like, y'all are gonna make
Speaker 3: me the kind of batshit like natural only like literally,
Speaker 3: which is no shampoo. Like, I'm not kidding.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm not doing this game anymore because I
Speaker 1: now think I'm balding. And it's because like men, balding
Speaker 1: has become such a big topic online and then not
Speaker 1: transferred into women seeing that I think and being like, wait,
Speaker 1: am I like losing hair and the monoxidyl thing.
Speaker 2: It's also, don't put monoxidil on you because as we
Speaker 2: will lock it off and die. It's so bad for cats.
Speaker 3: No, I'm not kidding.
Speaker 2: I like, Also, I feel like monoxidal on women like
Speaker 2: is not a good thing.
Speaker 3: I don't know though, Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I haven't looked into it because I remember I was
Speaker 1: talking to somebody about it and it might have been you,
Speaker 1: and you were like, because I know their side effects
Speaker 1: for men, and you were like, you should look into
Speaker 1: the side effects for women. And I don't want to do,
Speaker 1: like when it comes to beauty and shit, I can't lie,
Speaker 1: like I'm not going that far, Like I'm not going.
Speaker 3: Like if there's like side.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, if it's side effects like that, fucking uh,
Speaker 1: I'll bald, Like fuck if if I'm supposed to bad,
Speaker 1: I guess I'll fucking bald and I'll have like a
Speaker 1: shaved head, like Sinead O'Connor was a fucking ge and
Speaker 1: she had a shaved head and like people like she.
Speaker 3: Was gorgeous, like my wife's name out of the fuck
Speaker 3: you're gay, Like you're gay. I don't understand. Dude, did
Speaker 3: you know that they're gonna start don't?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, if I'm supposed to, I'm supposed to ball,
Speaker 1: because that's how I feel about my boobs. Like when
Speaker 1: I started running, I lost weight and my boobs deflated,
Speaker 1: which was always a dream. I've always complained about my boobs.
Speaker 1: I feel so good about my boobs now, other than
Speaker 1: the fact that they look like the tits of the
Speaker 1: woman from Barbarian and I had to really come to
Speaker 1: term with that. And that's I've seen their boobs so
Speaker 1: much recently, you know, I've been embracing Like recently, I'm like,
Speaker 1: I am just letting, I am letting this idea that
Speaker 1: because I'm in a field now where I can have
Speaker 1: that like perfection, I should just do it because like
Speaker 1: it it really is, like and I don't have any
Speaker 1: gripes about it because I have a lot of friends
Speaker 1: actually who have had like brust reductions and like work,
Speaker 1: Like I know people with work done, and I have
Speaker 1: no gripes about it. But for me personally, I'm just like.
Speaker 3: I don't know if I care that much.
Speaker 1: Like I just don't because I kind of I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm really pretty actually, like I'm like it's fine, like
Speaker 1: but I feel like everyone should hit that, like I
Speaker 1: don't know, like, yeah, oh my god, I've got what
Speaker 1: I was wearing the other day. Oh, I was wearing
Speaker 1: a bathing suit the other day.
Speaker 3: My boobs are at the point where they like fold over,
Speaker 3: like if I wanted to I could literally roll my
Speaker 3: boob up like like I could like yeah, like I
Speaker 3: could literally like.
Speaker 2: Some wax in they're making a mega joint.
Speaker 3: If I put on a push up, braw push up,
Speaker 3: it's a lot. My boobs were way bigger.
Speaker 1: They were fucking huge, Like I big my boobs big, No,
Speaker 1: And I kind of missed them. But like that's like
Speaker 1: that that's the whole thing. I think that's what it was,
Speaker 1: is like I lost my boobs. I was really happy,
Speaker 1: but now I find myself every now and then being
Speaker 1: like damn, I kind of wish my boobs were like
Speaker 1: a little bigger or something.
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh no, no, no, there's no winning and
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna I'm not gonna pay to like get
Speaker 3: in the cycle of like I need it.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 1: I got told I had low density breast. That's what
Speaker 1: spiraled my really like crazy boob.
Speaker 3: I told you that I went to.
Speaker 1: A bra store because I needed new bras and the
Speaker 1: woman was actually really helpful and really sweet and she
Speaker 1: didn't mean this in a mean way, and she hooked
Speaker 1: me the fuck up because she gave me bras that
Speaker 1: are like perfect. But it cracked me up because I
Speaker 1: was like I can't believe I'm paying for a woman
Speaker 1: I don't know to stand over my shoulder looking in
Speaker 1: a mirror with me topless and like a bra that's transparent,
Speaker 1: and she's like fixing the straps and stuff. And she's
Speaker 1: like telling me how to adjust my moos and she's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're gonna have to do that because if you don't
Speaker 1: like you have low bre you have low density breast,
Speaker 1: so like you're gonna have to adjust them. But they
Speaker 1: looked like but she was being complimented, like she was
Speaker 1: complimenting me, but the term low density breast.
Speaker 2: I was like, we don't all this, all this boobtog
Speaker 2: makes me have a big boner me.
Speaker 4: Do you have a density penis stree? Have you checked?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: I have low density penia. Yeah, it's really low density.
Speaker 2: Drew Sye up corneran hate when ugly bitches be like,
Speaker 2: no caption needed, bitch, you better explain this, you better
Speaker 2: explain this one. Soon as ten thirty am hit, the
Speaker 2: McDonald's workers shove all the breakfast up their ass. Where
Speaker 2: did it go? I know, I know you'll have it
Speaker 2: back there still y'all shivering in this cold weather because them,
Speaker 2: she and jackets are made out of paper towels. If
Speaker 2: you have they them in your bio, I will not
Speaker 2: be arguing with you. I'm clearly outnumbered. I will never
Speaker 2: argue with anybody with the id outnumbered as fuck with
Speaker 2: this one's so good. There aren't any more squirrels outside now,
Speaker 2: all of a sudden, Taco Bell sells wings. Something's not
Speaker 2: right cause those wings from Taco Bell are really small,
Speaker 2: like squirrel bears.
Speaker 3: Like I haven't had the wings from Taco Bell. Why
Speaker 3: have you had the wings from Taco Bell?
Speaker 2: Because I try everything that's new, because he watches the
Speaker 2: Ted Talks of fast food companies. I love new things.
Speaker 2: I love trying new things, like I know you really do.
Speaker 2: Like I wanted the fucking dirty mountain do Baha blasts
Speaker 2: so badly.
Speaker 1: What is that?
Speaker 2: It's a mountain do Baha blast with cream in it?
Speaker 4: Like hello, that sounds really nice.
Speaker 3: It mean, I just think of the way those drinks
Speaker 3: look when they sit out.
Speaker 2: And like the curdlings, the curdling.
Speaker 3: But they're not real cream in it. It has to
Speaker 3: be like artificial, like I think.
Speaker 2: It's it's cream. I don't know it's either or it's cream.
Speaker 3: The way you say, cream is so funny, cream cream.
Speaker 2: Cream cream cream. I'll do one more.
Speaker 3: You know what's crazy is I'm watching him look at
Speaker 3: this and it's five words.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm trying to figure it out. First day as
Speaker 2: a pie, the wet pit, Oh god.
Speaker 3: You fucking yeah. That was from a male trying to
Speaker 3: figure it out.
Speaker 2: Callie Miller submitted those That was fucking amazing, and then
Speaker 2: Shelby Claire submitted the McDonald's one, and then Blake Bennett
Speaker 2: has just been on a tear recently. Shout out Blake
Speaker 2: Bennett being on a shout out Blake Bennett bos brother. Yeah,
Speaker 2: lyrical lemonade.
Speaker 4: I did not know that Benson Boone was a real guy.
Speaker 4: I thought that was a like a funny name that
Speaker 4: people were saying about.
Speaker 2: Who that was.
Speaker 3: Boone is the guy who in a backflip and has
Speaker 3: crazy vocal rain.
Speaker 2: You know, he's actually really talented.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's like a really good vocalist.
Speaker 1: But it's kind of like Charlie Pooth, like I'm like, yes,
Speaker 1: you are like so good, there's no question about your craft,
Speaker 1: but like.
Speaker 4: Like a backflip, also coming from someone named Kyle, your
Speaker 4: name's not real, Benson Boone is not a real name.
Speaker 4: I get to speak on that because I also don't
Speaker 4: have a real name.
Speaker 1: Benson Boom sounds like Ben Tent, Like it'd be like
Speaker 1: Ben Ten's real name, like in the cartoon Ben Ten.
Speaker 3: His real name is Benson Boom.
Speaker 2: Benson boone more like Benson Boon boom. Five you guys,
Speaker 2: five big boons. Benson boone more like Benson poon Nanny,
Speaker 2: I eat all that pussyw Oh, Now I'm the fucking
Speaker 2: bad guy. Now I'm the fucking bad guy.
Speaker 3: Okay. I actually this is something I'm curious about. These
Speaker 3: beautiful teas that I got. Body whoa you?
Speaker 2: That was really deep cut? I know you.
Speaker 1: Was I saying, Oh, I'm actually curious, like because I
Speaker 1: know there's the bush is like a huge conversation right
Speaker 1: now blah blah blah blahs back in a big way
Speaker 1: the bush and ever bush never left the bush, like.
Speaker 2: I've I've had a bush for the like since I
Speaker 2: was nine years old. That's weird, since I was seven
Speaker 2: years old.
Speaker 1: But basically, I know there's girls who have lasered their
Speaker 1: bush and now like they maybe have regrets about it.
Speaker 1: I'm curious if there's men who like lasered their bush
Speaker 1: and their life.
Speaker 2: Fuck. I regret that. And I know they're like kind
Speaker 2: of they have like leather skin, they tan a lot.
Speaker 2: It's like those guys.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, they're getting their their bikini lines.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh I guess yeah that is It's it would be
Speaker 1: like kind of maybe somebody who's like really fucks with
Speaker 1: this part of.
Speaker 2: Their neck up is covered in freckles and is red.
Speaker 2: And they wear glasses that have like a string around
Speaker 2: the back, so if they fall off, it goes around
Speaker 2: their neck. You know what.
Speaker 1: I might get something like that though, because I I
Speaker 1: leave my glasses everywhere. When I'm wearing my glasses, I'll
Speaker 1: take them off because is when I'm what's it, I'm
Speaker 1: like near sighted.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm near sighted.
Speaker 2: So if I'm like talking this, you're near sighted. I'm
Speaker 2: beer sided.
Speaker 4: I picked this up. M that was your.
Speaker 2: Aurch it a little more? What do you say? Yes? Yes?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 1: What? Yes?
Speaker 5: No? Yes?
Speaker 4: Oh? Do you know? It's the one year anniversary for
Speaker 4: the Chow Maine video, which one remember the one? All right?
Speaker 2: Let me put this up.
Speaker 1: Also, it's not only because I don't want to embarrass myself,
Speaker 1: but it was because I don't want to.
Speaker 3: I don't want to give the driver PTSD and think
Speaker 3: they've harmed me as well. So everyone wins in this situation.
Speaker 2: If I got hit by a car, never mine, never mind.
Speaker 3: Oh dude, I have a migraine.
Speaker 2: I know me too, I have like bad temple headache.
Speaker 2: Who has the best girlfriend ever? Who just bought you?
Speaker 2: All this stuff she did and all the stuff my girl,
Speaker 2: all of it, And I'm about to eat this and
Speaker 2: then we're gonna show on that I used to for him.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but we're not eating at all. Just know that,
Speaker 6: because we've gotta just save some budget cuts, you know,
Speaker 6: but save.
Speaker 3: I feared this is me like that.
Speaker 2: Oh you're her and I'm him. I used to feel
Speaker 2: bad for him, but there's like a power dynamic there
Speaker 2: that they both love deeply.
Speaker 4: It works something about that. This works pretty nice.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna lie, I know, like I want to
Speaker 2: kind of be like yelled at y'all are disgusting. No,
Speaker 2: I've always said, I've been saying that recently, I want
Speaker 2: a toxic relationship. No, I don't. Okay, should we do
Speaker 2: a little media vibe?
Speaker 3: Oh yes, okay, I already said secretary.
Speaker 2: So I saw Aaron Brockovich or I've rewatched Aaron Brockovich
Speaker 2: very great. I watched Conclave as well. That was an
Speaker 2: iconic moment in time.
Speaker 3: I watched Companion. Actually, that's one of the movies.
Speaker 2: I watched Companion.
Speaker 3: What was the other one we were talking about?
Speaker 2: Secretary?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Secretary. I think I watched like a horny movie
Speaker 3: the night before.
Speaker 1: To dude, remember one time you kept me hostage watching
Speaker 1: that dumb ass movie because you said you were listening
Speaker 1: to it like a podcast.
Speaker 2: I did that too recently. That's White Lotus.
Speaker 3: Fuck, I'm trying to think of. Yeah, I tried to
Speaker 3: watch To Die For again. What was the other movie?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you search for it? Still Life by
Speaker 2: One of Tricks, Point Never Textures by Herbie Hancock, helseeon
Speaker 2: and on and on by Orbital. And then I've been
Speaker 2: listening to Flow by Philip Glass literally on repeat in
Speaker 2: the craziest way, like literally over and over. And I
Speaker 2: never do that with music. That song has been on repeat.
Speaker 2: I feel like that is like the encapsulation of my
Speaker 2: life in every relationship I've ever built. Oh yeah, that
Speaker 2: song is I fucking love that song so much. I
Speaker 2: think it's.
Speaker 3: Perfect fucking love music.
Speaker 2: That's why music is so goaded.
Speaker 3: Music is life?
Speaker 2: Wait? Why is music? Literally the goat? Well?
Speaker 3: I have been listening to.
Speaker 1: Block by Don Tolliver, This is My Life by Shirley
Speaker 1: Bassey and the four or five four album. But I've
Speaker 1: been listening to that already for like two months, Cast
Speaker 1: of a Dreamer. I'm trying to see what else I've
Speaker 1: actually been listening to a lot of music. Is This
Speaker 1: What You Wanted by Leonard cow and Leonard Cohen. I
Speaker 1: can't say people's names. I'm sorry, like seriously, don't fucking like,
Speaker 1: don't hit me, don't hit me. And I've been listening
Speaker 1: to a lot of Donna Summer and.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's like when you do that phase, it looks
Speaker 4: like if you were in like a Madam Tussode.
Speaker 2: It feels like I had a passifier on for too long,
Speaker 2: Like I had a passifier till I was like seven years.
Speaker 3: Old, which.
Speaker 2: M hmm.
Speaker 3: I'm not good at doing like the.
Speaker 2: Yeah you are, don't act like you're not.
Speaker 3: That's I don't act like you can't do that face.
Speaker 3: Funny faces are so funny.
Speaker 2: I love funny faces, and I love poop jokes.
Speaker 3: That's why Jim Carrey is the goat. He was a
Speaker 3: silly little guy.
Speaker 2: I feel like I literally am like the Jim Carrey
Speaker 2: of our generation.
Speaker 4: I agree.
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 3: Jim Carrey could do the podcast, but could you be
Speaker 3: the mask?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Could you be?
Speaker 2: I could do the mask? But could Jim Carrey do
Speaker 2: the podcast? Let's have that?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I actually didn't think about it the other way.
Speaker 3: Yeah right, Okay, I have a really bad agree, so.
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, thank you for watching.
Speaker 1: Bye m