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Speaker 1: It's time for your brand new phone tap. It's Brooke

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Speaker 1: and Jewel in the morning. Don't forget I'll be performing

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Speaker 1: at the Parlor live tonight through Saturday. You can get

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Speaker 1: tickets at ugly tickets dot com. And it also kind

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Speaker 1: of relates to today's phone tap because in today's brand

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Speaker 1: new phone tap, I call a guy who is not

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Speaker 1: only a fan of the show, but he's also a

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Speaker 1: big fan of me. Oh man, Yeah, I know, right.

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Speaker 1: Isn't just a phone tap where you have him like

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Speaker 1: praise you the entire time he wants Anyway. He's actually

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Speaker 1: come out to a couple of my comedy shows and

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Speaker 1: I've taken a few pictures with him. But what he

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Speaker 1: doesn't know is that his brother contacted me to do

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Speaker 1: a prank phone call on him. And it's a rare

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Speaker 1: occasion that I get to touch one of my fans.

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Speaker 1: And let's face it, anybody who likes anything that I

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Speaker 1: do needs to get touched. I think, I don't know,

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Speaker 1: So listen to me touch him in your phone tap

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Speaker 1: right now. The twenties. Yeah, I'm gonna speak to Terry please. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is just calling. It's funny. You don't know who

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Speaker 1: it is. No, I do not who's calling please? Oh wow?

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Speaker 1: All right? Cool? Yeah, I haven't called somewhere and they

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Speaker 1: not realize it in a long time. This is jew

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Speaker 1: Bowl what yeah? Yeah, Jewel from you know, well you

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Speaker 1: know radio? Okay? Yeah? Really yeah, really really jew Bowl?

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Speaker 1: Get out. I would love to, but I can't. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is jew Bill. I need to talk to you

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Speaker 1: for a second. Really, Yeah, dude, I've said it like

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Speaker 1: four times now. I don't know what else you need

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Speaker 1: me to do, you know, I mean to like fact

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Speaker 1: you an ID or something. Okay, it sounds like you now,

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Speaker 1: all right, all right? How do you even get my number?

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Speaker 1: What's happening? Well, you've come to a few of my

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Speaker 1: comedy shows, and after the last one you mentioned where

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Speaker 1: you work when we were like taking pictures or whatever.

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Speaker 1: So I was able to get your number that way.

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Speaker 1: You remember who I am and where I work? Yeah, well,

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Speaker 1: I mean, I know it's surprising because nobody should really

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Speaker 1: remember you, but I did. That's not a cool thing

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Speaker 1: to say. I mean, I mean a lot of people.

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Speaker 1: You got a lot of people up your head. Hey man,

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Speaker 1: you know you're genuine fans. Man'd be nice about what

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Speaker 1: the fact? I mean? You know, you're like normal, So yeah,

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Speaker 1: what what? What? What? What do you want? Oh? I

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Speaker 1: need to talk to you about that night when I

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Speaker 1: met you in my comedy show. What about it? Well,

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Speaker 1: first off, I do want to thank you for coming,

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Speaker 1: because I know you paid full ticket price and that's

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Speaker 1: important to me. But I noticed that you weren't laughing

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Speaker 1: very hard and it bothered me. Keep out of here. No,

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Speaker 1: you've been to two comedy shows of mine. The first

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Speaker 1: one you went to, you were like right in the

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Speaker 1: front row, and I remember because you were laughing a lot.

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Speaker 1: This next one you didn't laugh as hard as I

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Speaker 1: would have liked. So I'm just wondering what the problem is.

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Speaker 1: Are you kidding? Is a joke? Well, I was laughing

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Speaker 1: my off. Well, you weren't laughing as hard as you

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Speaker 1: did before, which is really weird to me because it's

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Speaker 1: like an all New Hour and some of the suff

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Speaker 1: I mean, everything's genius, you know, And I'm looking out

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Speaker 1: of the crowd. Everybody's dying, and then I look at

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Speaker 1: you and you're like giggling. I'm confused, here, are you insane?

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Speaker 1: You just you just call people to bust their ass

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Speaker 1: about how hard they are laughing at your show. That's

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Speaker 1: a lot of questions, A lot of questions you just asked.

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Speaker 1: I'll answer. I'll answer one of them. Am I insane?

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Speaker 1: Maybe a little bit, But I am a genius and

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Speaker 1: geniuses are always kind of crazy, So that happens is

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Speaker 1: you know. I shouldn't have to explain that. Wow, congratulations? Yeah, well,

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Speaker 1: thank you appreciate it. Also, I'm an artist and it's

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Speaker 1: a distraction. So I'm gonna have to ban you from

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Speaker 1: any comedy shows coming up. Okay, what are you? Yeah? Serious? Yes,

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Speaker 1: if you come to one of my comedy shows, you

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Speaker 1: will be removed. Also, if I have a couple of

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Speaker 1: bad shows on the radio, I'm gonna have to ask

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Speaker 1: you to stop listening too, because I feel like you're

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Speaker 1: kind of a negative influence on me. You give yourself, man,

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Speaker 1: how does that sound? How about you know? What? How

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Speaker 1: if I come down to one of your shows and

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Speaker 1: give you a delivery? How would you like that? What

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Speaker 1: would you be delivering? I don't understand. Oh really? Uh

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Speaker 1: knuckle sandwich? Maybe? How how would that suit you? Our?

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Speaker 1: Keep mine? Would that work? Definitely not? Also, sandwiches have bread.

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Speaker 1: I staff the carbs. Another thing that bothers me about

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Speaker 1: you is you don't follow me on Instagram or Twitter,

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Speaker 1: and I've noticed that, and wow, I mean, wow, you

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Speaker 1: should think a lot of yourself. I'm surprised, but you

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Speaker 1: seem cool. You're funny stage. But what a piece of

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Speaker 1: work man, Right, But like I said, I'm an artist.

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Speaker 1: I'm an actor. That's all an act, okay, But I

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Speaker 1: know how talented I am. And I can't have somebody

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Speaker 1: there who's gonna take away from that. You know. Wow, Wow,

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Speaker 1: you fool me, that's for sure. But you know what

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Speaker 1: for you call me? Yeah? All right, Yeah, I know

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Speaker 1: you're gonna say that to me now, and then as

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Speaker 1: soon as we get off the phone, you're gonna like

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Speaker 1: tell your friends and you just had a cool conversation

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Speaker 1: with Jubil And I get it. That's fine, and that's

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Speaker 1: perfectly acceptable for yourself. You're not that cool, you're not

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Speaker 1: that famous. You're on a radio show, you know, I mean,

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Speaker 1: big deal. You know I was a fan, but not

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Speaker 1: until today after you pull I mean, all right, look,

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Speaker 1: I know what you want. Hey, I know what you want.

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Speaker 1: I'll send you signed head shot that'll make everything better.

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Speaker 1: Head shot you think I want to fight head shot.

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Speaker 1: Who want aid picture? Such a hole? Your brother Rick

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Speaker 1: might want it. What are you talking about my brother?

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Speaker 1: For what you guys are friends? Oh? Yeah, because he

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Speaker 1: set you up for a phone tap shot up. No,

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Speaker 1: I can't, because this is actually Jewel from Brook and

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Speaker 1: Jewel in the morning doing a phone tap on you

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Speaker 1: and your brother Rick set you up. I will as

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Speaker 1: soon as I get your your address to send you

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Speaker 1: a head shot. I thought in real life. Well, hey,

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Speaker 1: we still haven't talked about banning you from the whole

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Speaker 1: comedy show thing. That one hundred percent real. I can't

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Speaker 1: head it anymore, Okay, I'm telling you anyway. Yeah, I'm

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Speaker 1: not gonna laugh. Okay, Well you will be prosecuted to

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Speaker 1: the full extent of the law in that case. All right,

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Speaker 1: just letting you know weak up every morning with jubal

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Speaker 1: phone taps weekday mornings out of twenties, holy on, moving

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Speaker 1: ninety two point five. I've been taking sometime and I've

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Speaker 1: been keeping to muscle