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Speaker 1: It's time to Catch a Cheater on the Jubile Show.

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Speaker 2: And Sarah is on the phone today for to catch

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Speaker 2: a cheater and she thinks that her fiance of a

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Speaker 2: year might be cheating on her. Hopefully not, but we'll

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Speaker 2: see if we can help her out. Sarah, why do

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Speaker 2: you think that your fiance hire m is cheating on.

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Speaker 1: You because she's been eating all the potatoes in our pantry? Why?

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Speaker 3: Why would that make you think he's cheating? Isn't that

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Speaker 3: good the potatoes good for you?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: What does that mean? What does that mean?

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Speaker 4: Well, okay, let me explain, because I know it seems

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Speaker 4: really crazy, but basically.

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Speaker 1: We're really committed. We've been together for two years and

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Speaker 1: we're saving ourselves for marriage.

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Speaker 4: But you know, obviously we're attracted to each other, we

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Speaker 4: care about each other.

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Speaker 1: But when we the urges get too intent, we do

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Speaker 1: different things to like calm it down.

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Speaker 4: And he eats a potato.

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Speaker 3: That's how he calms his urges.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and he eats it like straight out of the pantry,

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Speaker 1: like an apple cooking. It just eats it raw.

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Speaker 3: No, I would definitely take my mind off of it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's an interesting way to deal with the urges,

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Speaker 2: I guess if it works for him, And it works

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Speaker 2: for him, and so he's been eating more of the

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Speaker 2: potatoes to deal with his sensual urges. And okay, and

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Speaker 2: that's why you think.

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Speaker 1: Netflix and chilling or you know, like it'll be a

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Speaker 1: weekend and obviously he'll eat a potato.

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Speaker 4: But lately the.

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Speaker 1: Potatoes have gone missing throughout the week and he's been

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Speaker 1: staying at work longer, and then more potatoes are missing.

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Speaker 4: Does that make sense?

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Speaker 1: Like normally it's been like, okay, on the weekend, a

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Speaker 1: the point where he's eating a potato.

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Speaker 3: But doesn't Does that mean he wants you? Yeah, like

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Speaker 3: he's not acting on anything.

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Speaker 1: Well yeah, but the way I'm trying to explain it

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Speaker 1: is like he usually like I don't know, like second base,

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Speaker 1: it's I don't know, it's kind of like talk about.

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Speaker 4: It like that, but like then he'll go eat a

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Speaker 4: potato right when you like after.

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Speaker 1: Work every day, it's like I was just like checking

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Speaker 1: the mail and you know, taking a shower and not

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Speaker 1: anything like that would cause him to have.

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Speaker 4: The usual urge because it's out.

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Speaker 2: Of the patterns like start so why would he have

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Speaker 2: those urges when he's getting home from work?

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Speaker 3: Basically, yeah, is the usual? Yeah, I see.

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Speaker 2: Okay, well, we'll see if we can figure it out

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Speaker 2: for you. You already told us what grocery store he's a

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Speaker 2: rewards card member at, So we'll play a song come back,

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Speaker 2: and then pretend to be from the grocery store and

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Speaker 2: say that he's this month lucky winner of free flowers

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Speaker 2: delivered from our Florida department, and we'll see he sends

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Speaker 2: those to you or to somebody else.

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Speaker 3: Okay, okay, all right, we'll get her to catch theeter.

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Speaker 3: Next it's the Jubile Show. It's time to Catch a Cheater.

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Speaker 3: Only on the Jubile Show.

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Speaker 2: Right in the middle of to Catch a Teeter and

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Speaker 2: if you're just joining us, Sarah is on the phone,

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Speaker 2: and Sarah thinks that her fiance of a year might

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Speaker 2: be cheating. So we're about to call him and pretend

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Speaker 2: to be from the grocery store that he's a rewards

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Speaker 2: winner of free flowers delivered from our floor apartment, and

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Speaker 2: we'll see if he sends those flowers to his fiance, Sarah,

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Speaker 2: or to somebody else. But before we do that, Sarah,

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Speaker 2: why don't you refresh our memory on why you think

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Speaker 2: Hiram might be cheating?

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Speaker 4: Okay, So I thought we were very inlive.

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Speaker 1: I still think we are, and because of our belief,

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Speaker 1: we're saving ourselves for marriage. And so when you know,

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Speaker 1: things get a little too hot and heavy, he goes

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Speaker 1: in to control the urges. He eats a potato raw Okay,

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Speaker 1: and now it's just.

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Speaker 4: Been business as usual.

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Speaker 1: He gets from work and more potatoes have gone, but

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Speaker 2: And so you're fearful that he might be doing something

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Speaker 1: Yes, I really, because all the potatoes are dwindling a

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Speaker 3: Okay, got to start. Well, here we go.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna call him right now and try to figure

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Speaker 2: it out for you. Okay, okay, Okay, here we go. Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 2: this is Durable calling from grocers. I was looking for

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Speaker 2: our rewards card. Remember named Hiram?

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Speaker 1: Uh?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this is him? How can I help you.

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Speaker 2: Hi, Hiram, Please don't hang up. This is not a

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Speaker 2: marketing phone call. I'm actually calling with good news. Congratulations

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Speaker 2: that you're this month's winter Hey, we're clapping for you

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Speaker 2: and everything. Thank you very much for shopping with us.

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Speaker 2: Congratulations would oh well, I don't know if you know.

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Speaker 2: This is not about Every single month we one Rewards

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Speaker 2: card member who gets a free gift from us, and

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Speaker 2: this month it's flowers delivered from our floral department, absolutely

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Speaker 2: free to anybody that you want. You've won thirty six

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Speaker 2: long stem red roses, a box of candy or chocolate,

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Speaker 2: and a card to be delivered to anybody absolutely free, okay,

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Speaker 2: And I will not ask you for any kind of

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Speaker 2: credit card information, nothing like that. You'll get confirmations before

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Speaker 2: we've been off the phone. And it works very easy.

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Speaker 2: I can take down the information over the phone in

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Speaker 2: just a few minutes. I can do that right now.

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Speaker 2: If you know who you want to send them to.

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Speaker 2: I can also call you back, or you can come

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Speaker 2: down to the store, whatever is easiest.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you can send them to uh Sarah.

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Speaker 6: Um.

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Speaker 3: You don't need to add a card or anything. No,

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Speaker 3: just the flowers are cool. Okay. So Sarah.

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Speaker 4: Okay, well this is awkward.

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Speaker 2: Hiram, Hey, Hiram, that's that's Sarah on the phone.

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Speaker 3: This is actually a radio show. It's called The Jewbell Show.

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Speaker 3: Hi am Nina, Hi, I am Victorian. Yeah, and my

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Speaker 2: And that's your f say Sarah, who I imagine you

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Speaker 2: were sending the flowers to.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, what's going on?

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Speaker 2: Well, we do a segment on the show that's called

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Speaker 2: to Catch a Cheater, where if you think your significant

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Speaker 3: And so that's why Sarah's on the phone. Uh so

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Speaker 3: do you think of cheating on you?

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Speaker 1: Well? I don't know.

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Speaker 4: I mean, you know, like it used to just be

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Speaker 1: And it's just after work. It's not like when you

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Speaker 2: Yeahm Sarah's been concerned because, you know, she was telling

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Speaker 2: are you doing something with somebody else that makes you

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Speaker 2: think about that, So when you get home, you've got

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Speaker 2: to calm those urges, you know what I mean, No.

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Speaker 5: Not at all. And you know, if it was bothering you,

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Speaker 4: Why. I just don't understand, Like I don't want you

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Speaker 4: to be cheating, but I also know that that's how

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Speaker 4: these potatoes are missing, and.

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Speaker 1: It's just a why are you getting home and eating

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Speaker 5: Well, baby, you know how I started, like the woodworking classes,

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Speaker 5: and you know, I've been going to the space after work,

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Speaker 6: You know, and so this is like the weird part.

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Speaker 6: But like a couple of months ago, I noticed that

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Speaker 3: So are you saying okay?

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Speaker 2: So you're saying putting the like the rubber ends of

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Speaker 2: you think about those thoughts interest that make you yes, okay.

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Speaker 6: And then from there, I got to eat a raw potato.

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Speaker 6: You know, I know it super weird?

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Speaker 3: I've I'm sorry, I'm laughing. I've never heard this before.

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Speaker 1: What are you trying to say? That you're getting turned

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Speaker 6: I mean, yes, And I realized that it's very strange.

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Speaker 6: And when I realized how strange it was, I immediately started saying,

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Speaker 4: Okay, well, why didn't you tell me anything about it?

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Speaker 5: I mean, it's kind of weird and embarrassing.

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Speaker 2: So you've you've been going to like a therapist to

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Speaker 3: To those things.

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Speaker 5: I guess, well, I talked to a doctor, and so

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Speaker 5: the doctor did a bunch of tests and in terms

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Speaker 5: out I have a condition called Clover Boosey syndrome, and

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Speaker 5: Yeah, the doc said, some individuals may develop paraphyletic interests,

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Speaker 5: like okay, potatoes.

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Speaker 4: But I'm sorry, I'm so confused.

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Speaker 6: This is I swear to you that this is a

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Speaker 6: and I'll explain it to you.

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Speaker 4: Okay, babe, I am so sorry. I wish you would

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Speaker 6: I know, I wanted to talk to you about what

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Speaker 6: I thought you'd be worried about me developing like strange

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean we at least you know he's not

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Speaker 2: Oh boy, yes, I am Okay, okay, okay, that's good.

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Speaker 4: Okay, wait, wait, this is all kind of a lot

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Speaker 4: to me. But just a second ago, you said that

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Speaker 4: because of this condition, you could develop and attraction to potatoes.

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Speaker 4: Have you been doing, like, you know, things with potatoes.

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Speaker 6: I mean, is it still considered cheating if it's what?

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Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, okay, oh my god, wait.

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Speaker 3: What I'm joking.

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Speaker 4: I'm joking.

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Speaker 3: I'm joking.

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Speaker 6: I'm joking.

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Speaker 2: Everybody, everybody, including your fiance, was like, oh my god,

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Speaker 2: he just admitted that he's doing stuff to potatoes.

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Speaker 3: Could you imagine you're being cheated on with potato? Okay, well, Sara,

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Speaker 3: at least you know that he's not cheating on. I mean,

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Speaker 3: this has gone.

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Speaker 4: From I was worried to he cheating, then I'm worried

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Speaker 4: about a medical munition.

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Speaker 1: And now I'm worried that he's been.

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Speaker 4: Weird with potatoes.

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Speaker 3: I mean it was That's a terrible joke.

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Speaker 1: Im the Jubile shows to catch a cheater.