WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Small Town Stranded

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<v Speaker 1>Second date of date.

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<v Speaker 2>How many times has Brooke come to one of us saying,

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I have the cutest date night idea ever.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, there's this adorable little shop.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just a two and a half hour drive away,

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<v Speaker 2>and a blind woman there teaches you how to cut

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<v Speaker 2>off your own hair and turn it into a shower loofah.

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<v Speaker 2>I just forced my husband to do it with me

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<v Speaker 2>and it was so romantic.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, and he has such thick hair. You

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<v Speaker 3>believe the loofah that man is able to make. I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>just a head of gorgeous hair.

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes good friends give terrible dating advice, and apparently that's

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<v Speaker 2>what happened to one of our listeners recently named Will Will.

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<v Speaker 2>Were you tricked into making loofahs out of your own hair?

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<v Speaker 4>Uh? No, not a loofah?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay? Good?

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<v Speaker 3>And I was gonna say, don't call it a hairball,

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<v Speaker 3>because it's not one, all right.

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<v Speaker 4>I was going to call it that.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. Tell us about the that you went on what's

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<v Speaker 1>her name?

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<v Speaker 4>Her name's Heather, Heather.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, what did you and Heather do for your date?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I was trying to think of a date idea

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<v Speaker 4>because I wanted it to be cute, you know. I

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<v Speaker 4>thought it seemed really nice. Uh huh. So I talked

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<v Speaker 4>to a friend of mine and she was like, go

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<v Speaker 4>try out this little downtown area. It's on like the

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<v Speaker 4>end of this little peninsula. I had never heard of

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<v Speaker 4>it before, but apparently it's really cool. Huh. But it's

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<v Speaker 4>kind of far away and I don't have a car.

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<v Speaker 4>She doesn't have a car. So we took a bus.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, wait, took a bus to like some isolated peninsula,

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<v Speaker 2>far far away.

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<v Speaker 4>I thought it was kind of weird, but I like

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<v Speaker 4>trust this person who told me that it was cool.

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<v Speaker 3>So I was like, okay, whatever, okay, and wait, I

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<v Speaker 3>mean it is a destination like a cafe, Like, what's

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<v Speaker 3>the whole point of this?

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<v Speaker 4>She said? There was bars and restaurants.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, it's like a little town okay.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, like little beach area and things like that,

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<v Speaker 4>like a touristy thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. So you bust over there with Heather.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Heather and I bust over there, and I didn't

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<v Speaker 4>realize that this place, like how small it was gonna be.

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<v Speaker 4>But it literally took us twenty minutes to see everything.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh no, small, it was very small, but they still

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<v Speaker 4>had like a restaurant, so we went and ate.

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<v Speaker 1>I bet it was busy restaurant if it's the only

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<v Speaker 1>one of the whole time.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, what was Heather's reaction. I mean, because I'm

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<v Speaker 3>guessing the bus ride took a long time.

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<v Speaker 4>The bus ride took kind of a long time, but

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know. I was trying to read the vibe

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<v Speaker 4>and she was still having a good time. And we

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<v Speaker 4>went and ate dinner and that was a good time.

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<v Speaker 4>But then there's kind of like nothing else to do

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<v Speaker 4>after that.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't have a hair Lufa class that you could

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<v Speaker 1>take over there.

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<v Speaker 4>You didn't plan correctly, sadly, No, I didn't. I didn't

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<v Speaker 4>see any ads for those.

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<v Speaker 3>They're usually in basements, so it's hard to find the flyer.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, checking herund.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, I try actively not to check for hair lubers.

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<v Speaker 5>That's you guys, do a little walk or something.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you do?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, well, we walked around for a second and we

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<v Speaker 4>were like, all right, let's just go back to the restaurant.

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<v Speaker 4>They had like a little bar.

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<v Speaker 1>Get hammered. That's always a good.

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<v Speaker 4>Idea, true.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I like that You've been there an hour and

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<v Speaker 5>you're already irregular.

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<v Speaker 4>We're back.

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<v Speaker 1>Was it fun?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah? It was fun. So we're getting drinks and then

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<v Speaker 4>we decide we want to leave and we missed the

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<v Speaker 4>last bus out of that place.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, this is like when SpongeBob missed the last bus

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<v Speaker 5>out of the city, remember that episode.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna take your word for it, thoughts.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean that means you just got a pony up

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<v Speaker 5>for a super expensive.

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<v Speaker 4>Uber, right, Yeah, that was the plan. But there were

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<v Speaker 4>no Ubers in the.

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<v Speaker 2>Town.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, no Ubers, no Lyft, no nothing.

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<v Speaker 5>Nope, they moved there. He's actually living there.

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<v Speaker 1>Now pay one of the locals to drive you home,

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<v Speaker 1>like you're the man.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'm calling from It's been a comfortable life. We

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<v Speaker 4>have to get like a tiny hotel room.

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<v Speaker 1>What oh god, which is also attached to the restaurant.

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<v Speaker 4>It was. It was pretty close to the restaurant.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait what was her reaction? Which I mean like, this

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<v Speaker 3>could go two ways. Either she's really excited and.

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<v Speaker 5>She's like, oh, don't worry about two, we'll split one.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>So I didn't want to assume anything and she didn't

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<v Speaker 4>tell me otherwise. So I just got a room with

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<v Speaker 4>two beds in it.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh and pretty assuming that's safe.

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<v Speaker 2>To sleep.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I think you would have to get two different

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<v Speaker 3>hotel rooms like a first night.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know if you're not going to assume anything.

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<v Speaker 1>Make a guy pay for two rooms someone to.

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<v Speaker 5>Pick him up, and it's his bad planning.

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<v Speaker 1>So what happened?

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<v Speaker 4>So long story short, nothing happened. Like we fell asleep

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<v Speaker 4>watching Pirates of the Caribbean, okay, and we woke up

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<v Speaker 4>in the morning, no breakfast, caught the first bus back.

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<v Speaker 4>It was just kind of awkward, like having to be

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<v Speaker 4>like forced to play together like the first night.

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<v Speaker 5>Literally that you don't have a toothbrush, you don't have

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<v Speaker 5>all of your like face stuff, like you're waking up

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<v Speaker 5>filling and.

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<v Speaker 1>You didn't like hook up at all.

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<v Speaker 4>It was not great. No, nothing happened.

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<v Speaker 5>Was she angry? Was she sitting with her arms were

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<v Speaker 5>watching it?

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<v Speaker 4>Or we be No, No, we were in sever bed

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<v Speaker 4>the whole time, Like God, she might have been mad.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>She was just kind of like not saying anything. Oh, anyway,

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<v Speaker 4>I emailed you guys because I have not heard from her.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like it's just as much her fault.

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<v Speaker 5>I would never not google that stuff. And if you're

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<v Speaker 5>with a dude that you don't want to be with.

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<v Speaker 3>You'd call your girlfriend, would get picked up, you would

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<v Speaker 3>get somebody to sacrifice.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I know that's what I thought.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, well, good idea.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's call her and shame hers.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it is.

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<v Speaker 3>I think that he did something in the hotel room

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<v Speaker 3>and she was into it until a certain point.

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<v Speaker 1>At least you didn't like call the coast guard to

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<v Speaker 1>come like get her like the also runs the restaurant.

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<v Speaker 4>Busy, so the helicopters.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, we're gonna come back. We're gonna call Heather for

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<v Speaker 2>you and see if it was your fault that it

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<v Speaker 2>ended badly or hers. When we know your second date

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<v Speaker 2>up date in the circumstances, we'll find out for sure.

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<v Speaker 1>Get your second date update, next second update.

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<v Speaker 2>If you missed part one of the Second Date, Will

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<v Speaker 2>and Heather ended up stranded in a tiny town on

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<v Speaker 2>a remote peninsula where the last bus had already left,

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<v Speaker 2>which gave them no choice but to stay the night

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<v Speaker 2>in one hotel room with two separate beds. Brooke immediately

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<v Speaker 2>said before we left in the first part that something

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<v Speaker 2>happened in that Hope Tel room. Scary like a gruff

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<v Speaker 2>detective who's been working the hooker beats on the wrong

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<v Speaker 2>side of town.

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<v Speaker 1>Something don't smell right over all.

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<v Speaker 3>I was trying to say, Jeffrey, is if she agreed

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<v Speaker 3>to the hotel to begin with, she was feeling something

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<v Speaker 3>good enough? Yeah, and then it turned to nothing but

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<v Speaker 3>Pirates of the Caribbean movie watching, like, well.

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<v Speaker 1>If she hadn't done that, what was her option to sleep.

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<v Speaker 3>Outside her own hotel room. She's a grown woman with

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<v Speaker 3>her own credit card. I'm sure she could have covered herself.

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<v Speaker 2>Jeff We don't know what her credit card situation is, like,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe they're all maxed out. All right, Well, we're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>see if Brooks gum shoe ways are right on or

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<v Speaker 2>way off. But Will maybe you should tell us did

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<v Speaker 2>you blow the ending of the Pirates movie? Because maybe

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<v Speaker 2>Heather hadn't seen it yet.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's it.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'm not much one for spoilers.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh really, he's like Johnny Depp gets away.

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<v Speaker 3>Come on?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh god, so funny.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, well, we don't have any spoilers for how this

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<v Speaker 2>second date is going to end, so let's get right

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<v Speaker 2>into it.

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<v Speaker 1>Hopefully it has a happy ending. You ready to do this?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, yep, do it all right?

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go. Oh, hey, we're looking for Heather.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, this is Heather.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey Heather, I said.

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<v Speaker 2>We because you're on with a whole morning show right

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<v Speaker 2>now called Brook and Jeffrey.

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<v Speaker 3>Hi, Heather, do you have a second whoa?

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<v Speaker 6>What do you mean like a more like a radio Yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>we're a radio show.

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<v Speaker 5>What if we were?

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<v Speaker 1>What if we're just like a morning show that got

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<v Speaker 1>together every day, just like a bunch of.

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<v Speaker 5>Random podcast too.

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<v Speaker 2>If it makes it, we're Yeah, we're a legit show,

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<v Speaker 2>and we're doing something called a second date update.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's where we.

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<v Speaker 2>Try and help some of our listeners who've gone out

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<v Speaker 2>on dates but are getting ghosted afterwards, to try and

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<v Speaker 2>figure out if anything went wrong or if there's a

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<v Speaker 2>chance you guys could meet up again. And uh, oh

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<v Speaker 2>hey there's a guy that you went out with recently

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<v Speaker 2>named Will.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah. Yeah, did he call you?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>We heard from Will a little bit about you guys

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<v Speaker 2>going to this little town on this peninsula, missing the

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<v Speaker 2>last bus out and having to stay the night there.

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<v Speaker 6>Wow. Okay, he told you everything.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think he told us everything because he didn't

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<v Speaker 3>tell us why you weren't calling.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, no, I bet he didn't tell you everything, because.

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<v Speaker 2>We've heard that you haven't been reaching back out to

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<v Speaker 2>him after your nights together.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah. So honestly, like I was actually really enjoying the date,

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<v Speaker 6>like it was going really well. It was funny like

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<v Speaker 6>that we kind of got stuck, and like, to be

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<v Speaker 6>totally honest, I knew the bus schedule because well what

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<v Speaker 6>way it was a complete slop. I wanted to know

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<v Speaker 6>my way out.

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<v Speaker 5>Wait wait, wait, so you purposely missed the last bus?

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<v Speaker 5>Is that what you're saying?

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<v Speaker 6>It wasn't even that. Kind of checked my watch and realized, like, okay,

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<v Speaker 6>if we were to catch the last LUs, we would

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<v Speaker 6>have to like sprink right now.

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<v Speaker 5>I think mentioned that, like why would you not know

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<v Speaker 5>bout safe girl?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I did not expect to hear that from you,

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<v Speaker 1>if I'm being honest.

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<v Speaker 3>So you were into him then, oh yeah, yeah, like

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<v Speaker 3>it was going very well.

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<v Speaker 6>So I just kind of wanted to see what he

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<v Speaker 6>would do, like how he would handle that situation, because

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<v Speaker 6>like everyone put on their first date face and I

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<v Speaker 6>was like, this could be interesting, This would be like

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<v Speaker 6>a fun little touch.

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<v Speaker 2>It is brilliant is a thing if you went on

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<v Speaker 2>one day with me.

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<v Speaker 1>You think I'm the perfect man. Okay, second date, it's like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, how are.

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<v Speaker 4>You even alive?

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<v Speaker 5>Already? By the second date, we fall quickly.

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<v Speaker 1>So everything was okay. When you got the hotel.

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<v Speaker 6>Room, it was it was going great, and I was like, okay,

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<v Speaker 6>I'm excited. And so yeah, he he ended up booking

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<v Speaker 6>at a hotel room.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, wait was that the right move for you? What

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<v Speaker 5>were you hoping him to do?

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<v Speaker 3>Well?

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<v Speaker 6>I was kind of hoping it would be one hotel room.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh okay, I was super into it.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, so what changed?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, so we get up to the room and he's like,

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<v Speaker 6>let's watch Paraso Caribbean, and I'm like, great, a classic,

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<v Speaker 6>let's do it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Plus, it's like it's a movie you've already seen,

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<v Speaker 3>so I always that indicates to be like, okay, you

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<v Speaker 3>don't actually want to pay attention to the movie.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, the background, right, Like I feel like everyone has

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<v Speaker 6>seen that movie. Yeah, okay, So anyway, about like thirty

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<v Speaker 6>minutes into the movie, she pauses the movie just kind

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<v Speaker 6>of like randomly and like dials a number on his

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<v Speaker 6>phone and she like turns it on speakerphone, and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 6>what is it about to happen? And his voice comes

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<v Speaker 6>on and it's the girl and she's like, is might

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<v Speaker 6>baby ready for his nightly routine?

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<v Speaker 5>Did he have a girlfriend?

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<v Speaker 4>What?

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<v Speaker 6>Guys?

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<v Speaker 3>It's his mom and.

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<v Speaker 6>She starts reading good Night Moones.

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<v Speaker 1>Yet I'm still waiting for the weird part.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it has to be some joke that it just

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<v Speaker 3>ended up not funny or something.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm like shook at this point. I'm literally like I

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<v Speaker 6>didn't say anything because I kind of kept waiting for

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<v Speaker 6>it to be a joke.

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<v Speaker 1>Did he tell his mom that you were there?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, he was like, okay, yes, I'm ready, but I've

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<v Speaker 6>got a friend over, so it's got to be quick.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm unusual. I would have been like, oh, let's do

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<v Speaker 1>this another time.

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<v Speaker 5>You know, he's done this in front of other women before.

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<v Speaker 4>Who can I stop you right there?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, I wanted to keep going.

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<v Speaker 3>I need excuse, I need like some logical just getting.

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<v Speaker 4>Good right now?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>Is that you?

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<v Speaker 3>I we swear his mom isn't on the phone too,

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<v Speaker 3>I promise.

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<v Speaker 2>That's how this segment works in the second dates is

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<v Speaker 2>we have the other person listening so that they can

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<v Speaker 2>or what went wrong?

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<v Speaker 4>What went.

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<v Speaker 1>That out.

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<v Speaker 4>I think it's weird that you don't appreciate that I

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<v Speaker 4>have like a good connection with my mom.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, well that's not normally.

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<v Speaker 4>You're a grown man.

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<v Speaker 1>Grown men aren't allowed to love their moms.

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<v Speaker 6>That's all what I'm saying. I'm saying grown men don't

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<v Speaker 6>have their mom call them on a date every good night?

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<v Speaker 6>Wound do you not.

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<v Speaker 4>Turn off very often? So this is like something that

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<v Speaker 4>we do together and it helps me sleep.

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<v Speaker 3>There is still there's not been another person telling you

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<v Speaker 3>that this is weird and creepy before.

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<v Speaker 4>Obviously I don't like have people around all the time,

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<v Speaker 4>but you were there and I thought you would be

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<v Speaker 4>okay with it and would think it was, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>like kind of cute.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that how you felt?

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<v Speaker 4>Feel like?

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe there's a little bit of cuteness, dude, This is not.

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<v Speaker 6>The worst part though, you guys. Let me cut to

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<v Speaker 6>the worst part of this. He gets on the phone

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<v Speaker 6>and then he decides that this is the time to

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<v Speaker 6>come on to me.

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<v Speaker 5>What no, no, he hung up.

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<v Speaker 6>He hung up the phone and he was like, Okay,

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<v Speaker 6>now I'm going to try to be cute and like

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<v Speaker 6>touddally And I.

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<v Speaker 4>Was like, no, if I'm you in that situation and

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<v Speaker 4>I see that something I'm with has a really close

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<v Speaker 4>connection with their mom, that's a turn on for me.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't it shows emotional maturity.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just saying, you imagine on their wedding night, he's

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<v Speaker 3>calling his mom.

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<v Speaker 1>What's wrong with that?

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<v Speaker 4>Don't knock it. She's a great storyteller.

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<v Speaker 1>I think Brooke is just jealous because she's not as

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<v Speaker 1>good of a mother. She has to get over that.

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<v Speaker 2>But really it comes down to Heather and if you're

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<v Speaker 2>willing to give will another chance for a second date.

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<v Speaker 1>Because if you are, we're willing to pay for it.

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<v Speaker 5>Man.

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<v Speaker 6>I just like, I can't imagine a future where this

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<v Speaker 6>is something I have to abide. Like if this was

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<v Speaker 6>how it was on my first date, how much worse

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<v Speaker 6>does it get?

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<v Speaker 3>And then you have to I mean when you are

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<v Speaker 3>with someone, you're with their mother too.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean it's like an inlaws situation.

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<v Speaker 4>Pather, I don't get you like it's just a story,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, it's how we cannect. I mean, she can

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<v Speaker 4>read a different story.

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<v Speaker 2>If you want, Heather you're missing, maybe you would like

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<v Speaker 2>to read him the good Night's stories.

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<v Speaker 3>Even no, I don't think Will would let anyone replace

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<v Speaker 3>his mother.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to impose. So is this not happening?

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<v Speaker 4>I think that is like so short sighted. I think

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<v Speaker 4>we had a good time and I think it's done

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<v Speaker 4>that you don't like that I have a good connection

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<v Speaker 4>with my mom.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I don't want you to go home empty handed tonight.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I'm gonna do Tonight, I'm coming over

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<v Speaker 2>and you and I.

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<v Speaker 1>Are doing Big Spoon, Little spoon. We'll have your mom

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<v Speaker 1>read a good night story, both of them.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you're gonna love it. It's a great story.

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<v Speaker 2>Do we have consolation prizes on this show that people

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<v Speaker 2>never even expected or wanted? Everyone today except for Heather, Sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>Brook and Jeffrey in the morning