Speaker 1: Second date of date.
Speaker 2: How many times has Brooke come to one of us saying,
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I have the cutest date night idea ever.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 1: Oh, there's this adorable little shop.
Speaker 2: It's just a two and a half hour drive away,
Speaker 2: and a blind woman there teaches you how to cut
Speaker 2: off your own hair and turn it into a shower loofah.
Speaker 2: I just forced my husband to do it with me
Speaker 2: and it was so romantic.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, and he has such thick hair. You
Speaker 3: believe the loofah that man is able to make. I mean,
Speaker 3: just a head of gorgeous hair.
Speaker 2: Sometimes good friends give terrible dating advice, and apparently that's
Speaker 2: what happened to one of our listeners recently named Will Will.
Speaker 2: Were you tricked into making loofahs out of your own hair?
Speaker 4: Uh? No, not a loofah?
Speaker 5: Okay? Good?
Speaker 3: And I was gonna say, don't call it a hairball,
Speaker 3: because it's not one, all right.
Speaker 4: I was going to call it that.
Speaker 1: Okay. Tell us about the that you went on what's
Speaker 1: her name?
Speaker 4: Her name's Heather, Heather.
Speaker 1: Okay, what did you and Heather do for your date?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Well, I was trying to think of a date idea
Speaker 4: because I wanted it to be cute, you know. I
Speaker 4: thought it seemed really nice. Uh huh. So I talked
Speaker 4: to a friend of mine and she was like, go
Speaker 4: try out this little downtown area. It's on like the
Speaker 4: end of this little peninsula. I had never heard of
Speaker 4: it before, but apparently it's really cool. Huh. But it's
Speaker 4: kind of far away and I don't have a car.
Speaker 4: She doesn't have a car. So we took a bus.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, wait, took a bus to like some isolated peninsula,
Speaker 2: far far away.
Speaker 4: I thought it was kind of weird, but I like
Speaker 4: trust this person who told me that it was cool.
Speaker 3: So I was like, okay, whatever, okay, and wait, I
Speaker 3: mean it is a destination like a cafe, Like, what's
Speaker 3: the whole point of this?
Speaker 4: She said? There was bars and restaurants.
Speaker 5: Oh, it's like a little town okay.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, like little beach area and things like that,
Speaker 4: like a touristy thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So you bust over there with Heather.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Heather and I bust over there, and I didn't
Speaker 4: realize that this place, like how small it was gonna be.
Speaker 4: But it literally took us twenty minutes to see everything.
Speaker 4: Oh no, small, it was very small, but they still
Speaker 4: had like a restaurant, so we went and ate.
Speaker 1: I bet it was busy restaurant if it's the only
Speaker 1: one of the whole time.
Speaker 3: I mean, what was Heather's reaction. I mean, because I'm
Speaker 3: guessing the bus ride took a long time.
Speaker 4: The bus ride took kind of a long time, but
Speaker 4: I don't know. I was trying to read the vibe
Speaker 4: and she was still having a good time. And we
Speaker 4: went and ate dinner and that was a good time.
Speaker 4: But then there's kind of like nothing else to do
Speaker 4: after that.
Speaker 1: They don't have a hair Lufa class that you could
Speaker 1: take over there.
Speaker 4: You didn't plan correctly, sadly, No, I didn't. I didn't
Speaker 4: see any ads for those.
Speaker 3: They're usually in basements, so it's hard to find the flyer.
Speaker 5: Yeah, checking herund.
Speaker 4: Okay, I try actively not to check for hair lubers.
Speaker 5: That's you guys, do a little walk or something.
Speaker 1: What do you do?
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, we walked around for a second and we
Speaker 4: were like, all right, let's just go back to the restaurant.
Speaker 4: They had like a little bar.
Speaker 1: Get hammered. That's always a good.
Speaker 4: Idea, true.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I like that You've been there an hour and
Speaker 5: you're already irregular.
Speaker 4: We're back.
Speaker 1: Was it fun?
Speaker 4: Yeah? It was fun. So we're getting drinks and then
Speaker 4: we decide we want to leave and we missed the
Speaker 4: last bus out of that place.
Speaker 5: Oh, this is like when SpongeBob missed the last bus
Speaker 5: out of the city, remember that episode.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna take your word for it, thoughts.
Speaker 5: I mean that means you just got a pony up
Speaker 5: for a super expensive.
Speaker 4: Uber, right, Yeah, that was the plan. But there were
Speaker 4: no Ubers in the.
Speaker 2: Town.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no Ubers, no Lyft, no nothing.
Speaker 5: Nope, they moved there. He's actually living there.
Speaker 1: Now pay one of the locals to drive you home,
Speaker 1: like you're the man.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm calling from It's been a comfortable life. We
Speaker 4: have to get like a tiny hotel room.
Speaker 1: What oh god, which is also attached to the restaurant.
Speaker 4: It was. It was pretty close to the restaurant.
Speaker 3: Wait what was her reaction? Which I mean like, this
Speaker 3: could go two ways. Either she's really excited and.
Speaker 5: She's like, oh, don't worry about two, we'll split one.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So I didn't want to assume anything and she didn't
Speaker 4: tell me otherwise. So I just got a room with
Speaker 4: two beds in it.
Speaker 5: Oh and pretty assuming that's safe.
Speaker 2: To sleep.
Speaker 3: No, I think you would have to get two different
Speaker 3: hotel rooms like a first night.
Speaker 5: I don't know if you're not going to assume anything.
Speaker 1: Make a guy pay for two rooms someone to.
Speaker 5: Pick him up, and it's his bad planning.
Speaker 1: So what happened?
Speaker 4: So long story short, nothing happened. Like we fell asleep
Speaker 4: watching Pirates of the Caribbean, okay, and we woke up
Speaker 4: in the morning, no breakfast, caught the first bus back.
Speaker 4: It was just kind of awkward, like having to be
Speaker 4: like forced to play together like the first night.
Speaker 5: Literally that you don't have a toothbrush, you don't have
Speaker 5: all of your like face stuff, like you're waking up
Speaker 5: filling and.
Speaker 1: You didn't like hook up at all.
Speaker 4: It was not great. No, nothing happened.
Speaker 5: Was she angry? Was she sitting with her arms were
Speaker 5: watching it?
Speaker 4: Or we be No, No, we were in sever bed
Speaker 4: the whole time, Like God, she might have been mad.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 4: She was just kind of like not saying anything. Oh, anyway,
Speaker 4: I emailed you guys because I have not heard from her.
Speaker 1: I feel like it's just as much her fault.
Speaker 5: I would never not google that stuff. And if you're
Speaker 5: with a dude that you don't want to be with.
Speaker 3: You'd call your girlfriend, would get picked up, you would
Speaker 3: get somebody to sacrifice.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know that's what I thought.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, good idea.
Speaker 2: Let's call her and shame hers.
Speaker 1: I think it is.
Speaker 3: I think that he did something in the hotel room
Speaker 3: and she was into it until a certain point.
Speaker 1: At least you didn't like call the coast guard to
Speaker 1: come like get her like the also runs the restaurant.
Speaker 4: Busy, so the helicopters.
Speaker 2: Well, we're gonna come back. We're gonna call Heather for
Speaker 2: you and see if it was your fault that it
Speaker 2: ended badly or hers. When we know your second date
Speaker 2: up date in the circumstances, we'll find out for sure.
Speaker 1: Get your second date update, next second update.
Speaker 2: If you missed part one of the Second Date, Will
Speaker 2: and Heather ended up stranded in a tiny town on
Speaker 2: a remote peninsula where the last bus had already left,
Speaker 2: which gave them no choice but to stay the night
Speaker 2: in one hotel room with two separate beds. Brooke immediately
Speaker 2: said before we left in the first part that something
Speaker 2: happened in that Hope Tel room. Scary like a gruff
Speaker 2: detective who's been working the hooker beats on the wrong
Speaker 2: side of town.
Speaker 1: Something don't smell right over all.
Speaker 3: I was trying to say, Jeffrey, is if she agreed
Speaker 3: to the hotel to begin with, she was feeling something
Speaker 3: good enough? Yeah, and then it turned to nothing but
Speaker 3: Pirates of the Caribbean movie watching, like, well.
Speaker 1: If she hadn't done that, what was her option to sleep.
Speaker 3: Outside her own hotel room. She's a grown woman with
Speaker 3: her own credit card. I'm sure she could have covered herself.
Speaker 2: Jeff We don't know what her credit card situation is, like,
Speaker 2: maybe they're all maxed out. All right, Well, we're gonna
Speaker 2: see if Brooks gum shoe ways are right on or
Speaker 2: way off. But Will maybe you should tell us did
Speaker 2: you blow the ending of the Pirates movie? Because maybe
Speaker 2: Heather hadn't seen it yet.
Speaker 1: Oh that's it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not much one for spoilers.
Speaker 1: Oh really, he's like Johnny Depp gets away.
Speaker 3: Come on?
Speaker 5: Oh god, so funny.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, we don't have any spoilers for how this
Speaker 2: second date is going to end, so let's get right
Speaker 2: into it.
Speaker 1: Hopefully it has a happy ending. You ready to do this?
Speaker 4: Well, yep, do it all right?
Speaker 1: Here we go. Oh, hey, we're looking for Heather.
Speaker 6: Yeah, this is Heather.
Speaker 1: Hey Heather, I said.
Speaker 2: We because you're on with a whole morning show right
Speaker 2: now called Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 3: Hi, Heather, do you have a second whoa?
Speaker 6: What do you mean like a more like a radio Yeah,
Speaker 6: we're a radio show.
Speaker 5: What if we were?
Speaker 1: What if we're just like a morning show that got
Speaker 1: together every day, just like a bunch of.
Speaker 5: Random podcast too.
Speaker 2: If it makes it, we're Yeah, we're a legit show,
Speaker 2: and we're doing something called a second date update.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's where we.
Speaker 2: Try and help some of our listeners who've gone out
Speaker 2: on dates but are getting ghosted afterwards, to try and
Speaker 2: figure out if anything went wrong or if there's a
Speaker 2: chance you guys could meet up again. And uh, oh
Speaker 2: hey there's a guy that you went out with recently
Speaker 2: named Will.
Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah, did he call you?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: We heard from Will a little bit about you guys
Speaker 2: going to this little town on this peninsula, missing the
Speaker 2: last bus out and having to stay the night there.
Speaker 6: Wow. Okay, he told you everything.
Speaker 3: I don't think he told us everything because he didn't
Speaker 3: tell us why you weren't calling.
Speaker 6: Yeah, no, I bet he didn't tell you everything, because.
Speaker 2: We've heard that you haven't been reaching back out to
Speaker 2: him after your nights together.
Speaker 6: Yeah. So honestly, like I was actually really enjoying the date,
Speaker 6: like it was going really well. It was funny like
Speaker 6: that we kind of got stuck, and like, to be
Speaker 6: totally honest, I knew the bus schedule because well what
Speaker 6: way it was a complete slop. I wanted to know
Speaker 6: my way out.
Speaker 5: Wait wait, wait, so you purposely missed the last bus?
Speaker 5: Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 6: It wasn't even that. Kind of checked my watch and realized, like, okay,
Speaker 6: if we were to catch the last LUs, we would
Speaker 6: have to like sprink right now.
Speaker 5: I think mentioned that, like why would you not know
Speaker 5: bout safe girl?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I did not expect to hear that from you,
Speaker 1: if I'm being honest.
Speaker 3: So you were into him then, oh yeah, yeah, like
Speaker 3: it was going very well.
Speaker 6: So I just kind of wanted to see what he
Speaker 6: would do, like how he would handle that situation, because
Speaker 6: like everyone put on their first date face and I
Speaker 6: was like, this could be interesting, This would be like
Speaker 6: a fun little touch.
Speaker 2: It is brilliant is a thing if you went on
Speaker 2: one day with me.
Speaker 1: You think I'm the perfect man. Okay, second date, it's like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, how are.
Speaker 4: You even alive?
Speaker 5: Already? By the second date, we fall quickly.
Speaker 1: So everything was okay. When you got the hotel.
Speaker 6: Room, it was it was going great, and I was like, okay,
Speaker 6: I'm excited. And so yeah, he he ended up booking
Speaker 6: at a hotel room.
Speaker 5: Okay, wait was that the right move for you? What
Speaker 5: were you hoping him to do?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 6: I was kind of hoping it would be one hotel room.
Speaker 6: Oh okay, I was super into it.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, so what changed?
Speaker 6: Yeah, so we get up to the room and he's like,
Speaker 6: let's watch Paraso Caribbean, and I'm like, great, a classic,
Speaker 6: let's do it.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Plus, it's like it's a movie you've already seen,
Speaker 3: so I always that indicates to be like, okay, you
Speaker 3: don't actually want to pay attention to the movie.
Speaker 6: Yeah, the background, right, Like I feel like everyone has
Speaker 6: seen that movie. Yeah, okay, So anyway, about like thirty
Speaker 6: minutes into the movie, she pauses the movie just kind
Speaker 6: of like randomly and like dials a number on his
Speaker 6: phone and she like turns it on speakerphone, and I'm like,
Speaker 6: what is it about to happen? And his voice comes
Speaker 6: on and it's the girl and she's like, is might
Speaker 6: baby ready for his nightly routine?
Speaker 5: Did he have a girlfriend?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 6: Guys?
Speaker 3: It's his mom and.
Speaker 6: She starts reading good Night Moones.
Speaker 1: Yet I'm still waiting for the weird part.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it has to be some joke that it just
Speaker 3: ended up not funny or something.
Speaker 6: I'm like shook at this point. I'm literally like I
Speaker 6: didn't say anything because I kind of kept waiting for
Speaker 6: it to be a joke.
Speaker 1: Did he tell his mom that you were there?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Yeah, he was like, okay, yes, I'm ready, but I've
Speaker 6: got a friend over, so it's got to be quick.
Speaker 1: I'm unusual. I would have been like, oh, let's do
Speaker 1: this another time.
Speaker 5: You know, he's done this in front of other women before.
Speaker 4: Who can I stop you right there?
Speaker 1: Oh no, I wanted to keep going.
Speaker 3: I need excuse, I need like some logical just getting.
Speaker 4: Good right now?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Is that you?
Speaker 3: I we swear his mom isn't on the phone too,
Speaker 3: I promise.
Speaker 2: That's how this segment works in the second dates is
Speaker 2: we have the other person listening so that they can
Speaker 2: or what went wrong?
Speaker 4: What went.
Speaker 1: That out.
Speaker 4: I think it's weird that you don't appreciate that I
Speaker 4: have like a good connection with my mom.
Speaker 3: Okay, well that's not normally.
Speaker 4: You're a grown man.
Speaker 1: Grown men aren't allowed to love their moms.
Speaker 6: That's all what I'm saying. I'm saying grown men don't
Speaker 6: have their mom call them on a date every good night?
Speaker 6: Wound do you not.
Speaker 4: Turn off very often? So this is like something that
Speaker 4: we do together and it helps me sleep.
Speaker 3: There is still there's not been another person telling you
Speaker 3: that this is weird and creepy before.
Speaker 4: Obviously I don't like have people around all the time,
Speaker 4: but you were there and I thought you would be
Speaker 4: okay with it and would think it was, you know,
Speaker 4: like kind of cute.
Speaker 1: Is that how you felt?
Speaker 4: Feel like?
Speaker 1: Maybe there's a little bit of cuteness, dude, This is not.
Speaker 6: The worst part though, you guys. Let me cut to
Speaker 6: the worst part of this. He gets on the phone
Speaker 6: and then he decides that this is the time to
Speaker 6: come on to me.
Speaker 5: What no, no, he hung up.
Speaker 6: He hung up the phone and he was like, Okay,
Speaker 6: now I'm going to try to be cute and like
Speaker 6: touddally And I.
Speaker 4: Was like, no, if I'm you in that situation and
Speaker 4: I see that something I'm with has a really close
Speaker 4: connection with their mom, that's a turn on for me.
Speaker 4: I don't it shows emotional maturity.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying, you imagine on their wedding night, he's
Speaker 3: calling his mom.
Speaker 1: What's wrong with that?
Speaker 4: Don't knock it. She's a great storyteller.
Speaker 1: I think Brooke is just jealous because she's not as
Speaker 1: good of a mother. She has to get over that.
Speaker 2: But really it comes down to Heather and if you're
Speaker 2: willing to give will another chance for a second date.
Speaker 1: Because if you are, we're willing to pay for it.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 6: I just like, I can't imagine a future where this
Speaker 6: is something I have to abide. Like if this was
Speaker 6: how it was on my first date, how much worse
Speaker 6: does it get?
Speaker 3: And then you have to I mean when you are
Speaker 3: with someone, you're with their mother too.
Speaker 5: I mean it's like an inlaws situation.
Speaker 4: Pather, I don't get you like it's just a story,
Speaker 4: you know, it's how we cannect. I mean, she can
Speaker 4: read a different story.
Speaker 2: If you want, Heather you're missing, maybe you would like
Speaker 2: to read him the good Night's stories.
Speaker 3: Even no, I don't think Will would let anyone replace
Speaker 3: his mother.
Speaker 1: I don't want to impose. So is this not happening?
Speaker 4: I think that is like so short sighted. I think
Speaker 4: we had a good time and I think it's done
Speaker 4: that you don't like that I have a good connection
Speaker 4: with my mom.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't want you to go home empty handed tonight.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm gonna do Tonight, I'm coming over
Speaker 2: and you and I.
Speaker 1: Are doing Big Spoon, Little spoon. We'll have your mom
Speaker 1: read a good night story, both of them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're gonna love it. It's a great story.
Speaker 2: Do we have consolation prizes on this show that people
Speaker 2: never even expected or wanted? Everyone today except for Heather, Sorry,
Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning