Speaker 1: It's nine O Gene onegine with Jenny Garth and Tory Spelling.
Speaker 2: Hi ladies, hi y. This episode was so good, you guys.
Speaker 2: I liked it.
Speaker 3: It was. It was very soapy, juicy, Oh.
Speaker 1: Gosh, porn and nuns. I'm here for it.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, what a combo, right, I didn't even
Speaker 3: think about that.
Speaker 1: I mean the juxtaposition there, hellou wow.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but there is so much to talk about because
Speaker 3: the porn, the nuns, the inner monologues. Do you remember
Speaker 3: this at all?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I remember filming this. This was like a highlight.
Speaker 1: I was super psyched. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4: It was just different, you know. And it was beautiful
Speaker 4: where we filmed and not that I know where it was,
Speaker 4: but it was gorgeous there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was different. You're right to It was like
Speaker 3: a different vibe tone m hm. But good, but good,
Speaker 3: but so good. Yeah, Like we're we're kind of into
Speaker 3: that era of the episodes where they're so like juice,
Speaker 3: getting so much is going on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's getting so soupy.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 4: I screamed out loud when Valerie admitted she slept with Ray.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, not screamed, I guess I didn't remember that.
Speaker 1: She told Donna.
Speaker 4: I I go, literally what and then she goes two
Speaker 4: times's good?
Speaker 2: Oh it was too good.
Speaker 3: It was too good. Yeah, it was good.
Speaker 5: It was so like so many different storylines, very very different,
Speaker 5: but yet like really.
Speaker 3: Juicy.
Speaker 2: I was thinking during that part when val was telling
Speaker 2: us or you basically that she'd slept with Ray once
Speaker 2: but twice. I was like, I have seen that exact
Speaker 2: look on your face so many times on this podcast.
Speaker 5: I don't Also, it seemed like she did it way
Speaker 5: more than twice to me, but whatever, agree, I was.
Speaker 2: Like, I thought it was like a hundred times we
Speaker 2: only saw twice.
Speaker 5: I guess, yeah, I guess we were just to assume
Speaker 5: it was never happening when we didn't see it, right.
Speaker 4: If it wasn't aired on DV it didn't happen.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, the porn, the Porner scene with the guns.
Speaker 5: I mean, should we just.
Speaker 3: Like go in order because there's let's do it. Let's
Speaker 3: just do it?
Speaker 2: Crazy get Ready People, Season six, episode six, Speechless aired
Speaker 2: October eighteenth, nineteen ninety five.
Speaker 1: Synopsis. A girl's road trip leads to some serious confessions
Speaker 1: when Valerie finally admits she's guilty as sin, Dylan dines
Speaker 1: with the Devil aka Tony Marchett, Colin is canoodling with
Speaker 1: Claudia behind Kelly's back, Brandon's house becomes a Beverly Hill's porn,
Speaker 1: and Donna finally ditches her abusive boyfriend.
Speaker 3: That was dramatic at the end.
Speaker 2: Directed by Christopher Hibbler, written by Larry Mullen, and Meredith's time.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Wow, we're all kind of speechless by this one because there's.
Speaker 3: So much that you're like, wow, and like the nun story.
Speaker 2: You guys didn't see this probably I don't know where
Speaker 2: you watched it, but I watched it on my sticky
Speaker 2: thing from Darren Martin, so I saw you racing.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: He starts the show on stage and he's doing an
Speaker 2: acoustic set and I was like, what is he trying
Speaker 2: to put everyone there to sleep?
Speaker 3: It was very VH one of the time. I'm boring.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're judging when you admit you like Verry White,
Speaker 4: I mean sorry, that was Kelly.
Speaker 3: That was Kelly.
Speaker 2: That was not me.
Speaker 3: Very White is so cool and NYC.
Speaker 1: It's like one level above Dave cause.
Speaker 3: Mm hm, oh Dave, cause he's coming on I think
Speaker 3: I can't wait.
Speaker 2: Right out of the gate, though, we find out that
Speaker 2: Clara and Donna, the girls are all going on a
Speaker 2: weekend getaway. I got so excited when I heard this
Speaker 2: same But then.
Speaker 3: Where were you all going? I never quite got that.
Speaker 3: To a spa somewhere nor Yeah.
Speaker 4: That like nasty spa from like season one?
Speaker 1: Is it that one?
Speaker 3: So they're like up north? But yet she didn't go
Speaker 3: anywhere towards up north, like up north is Santa Barbara.
Speaker 2: I think that they went to Essalon. That's what I'm
Speaker 2: going to think. Do you guys know about that place?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: No, oh, Eslon. I don't know if I'm saying it right,
Speaker 2: Essalon or Eslon. It is like, uh, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't even know how to explain.
Speaker 2: It's like a self help retreat place on the cliffs
Speaker 2: up north. You go there and you stay in their
Speaker 2: little huts and their little cabins. You sleep with other
Speaker 2: people in your room.
Speaker 3: It was like bunk beds and you stranger.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you do community service, like you make the
Speaker 2: dinners and you serve the food, and everybody's doing all
Speaker 2: this incredible therapy work together all the time. It's really
Speaker 2: neat we spay is it e A L E n Oh?
Speaker 3: Wait, I saw e c h E l O N. No,
Speaker 3: that's a spawn bistro. Okay, that's not.
Speaker 4: We're saying it right. And Jen just gave you mad props.
Speaker 4: So hey, guys, think about us when you give us
Speaker 4: a free trip Salon Salon?
Speaker 1: So is it there? Is it like we care?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: It's like Salon Institute? Yeah, okay there it is a
Speaker 3: holistic retreat and educational institute. Oh okay, oh wow, okay.
Speaker 2: I liked it a lot.
Speaker 1: So if they were headed like that area happened Claire.
Speaker 4: Sorry, I'm probably screwing up direction wise, but she's like
Speaker 4: David and I went there, but the palm springs, Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's out that way. So I was confused. Okay, she
Speaker 4: certainly didn't go north, she went east. Yeah, directionally challenged,
Speaker 4: that's okay.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was really excited about the trip until I found
Speaker 2: out that val was going. Oh yeah, yeah, that was
Speaker 2: a curveball. It didn't see coming. And I don't remember
Speaker 2: filming this episode whatsoever.
Speaker 3: Oh it turned out dramatic too. I mean sort of
Speaker 3: was happy Valerie came because that caused all the drama.
Speaker 3: What was the game in the car? Like the game
Speaker 3: and you guys kept playing in the car?
Speaker 1: Who went over?
Speaker 3: Who is the sexiest cartoon character? Obviously Jessica Rabbit.
Speaker 2: And Donna, of all people, is getting a piss that
Speaker 2: we're talking about sex stuff. And I was like, this
Speaker 2: is not true to Tori at all.
Speaker 1: I am also but true to Donna.
Speaker 3: I do agree be super safe.
Speaker 5: I do agree with Valerie that Donna wasn't mad that
Speaker 5: Claire dated David, but yet Valerie kissed him and she's
Speaker 5: furious silent treatment.
Speaker 3: It's very double standard y.
Speaker 4: When Donna was getting mad, I was like, what's going on?
Speaker 4: That's how I personally would handle it. But I'm like, wow,
Speaker 4: I can't believe she's getting so snippy about this.
Speaker 2: What do you mean about the about the kissing David part?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, like even to this day, like we
Speaker 1: talk about like David Donna like stuff, and I'm get
Speaker 1: all defensive and like it was very on brand for
Speaker 1: both of us, Donna and Tory.
Speaker 2: I mean that, But then she starts in on on
Speaker 2: the ray. Yeah, yeah, I could not believe that that
Speaker 2: was happening.
Speaker 1: I had a feeling like, who's the best kisser going around.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my gosh, Valerie's gonna say ray.
Speaker 1: But then it went.
Speaker 2: Further and then it all all that's were a. Kelly
Speaker 2: was just like going off on Vale left and right,
Speaker 2: and so was Claire. Yeah, so was Donna. Like if
Speaker 2: I were val in that car, I probably would have
Speaker 2: jumped out. And then the vulvo broke down, of course
Speaker 2: it did. I love this shop, and she opens the Hood.
Speaker 2: She opens the Hood. Claire opens the Hood and it
Speaker 2: has like that special effects smoke come out.
Speaker 3: Of it, you know, like the.
Speaker 1: Good which is really like what's the stuff they use?
Speaker 4: And it smells like it's just like a oh oh
Speaker 4: dry ice?
Speaker 3: Is it? Dry ice?
Speaker 1: Isn't it? It has a smell when they show smoke.
Speaker 1: I don't know, or used to know.
Speaker 2: Let's go back to the peach Pit where Brandon tells
Speaker 2: Nat that he went over.
Speaker 3: His house budget. Yeah, that was what's his house budget?
Speaker 2: What's that mean?
Speaker 3: Like it's given him money to like, I don't know,
Speaker 3: the bills or something like the heat, the electricity. I
Speaker 3: don't know, that's what I assumed.
Speaker 4: No, I was just focused on Steve in the background
Speaker 4: because I didn't know it was going to evolve like
Speaker 4: he was gonna go over there. I thought Steve was
Speaker 4: just like doing the background work.
Speaker 2: And I was like no, But he introduces him to
Speaker 2: Johnny Mars and offers Brandon twelve hundred dollars a day
Speaker 2: to shoot in his house.
Speaker 3: That seems like a nice amount for.
Speaker 4: Then Yeah, now it's like twenty five thousand days.
Speaker 2: What wait, if you let someone allegedly film in your house,
Speaker 2: you can make twenty five thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: Probably don't even entertain it. You would freak out. No,
Speaker 1: she'd be so freaked out about any marks and like message, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: Thrashes option.
Speaker 2: I would have them cover all the floors, in all
Speaker 2: the walls and then and then just shoot in a
Speaker 2: cardboard box. She said, Shoot, she still has a mark
Speaker 2: on her couch from bo. What do you spill on
Speaker 2: your couch?
Speaker 1: Milk? Milk?
Speaker 3: I don't know what it was. I wasn't there is
Speaker 3: this true?
Speaker 5: I only know.
Speaker 2: I only think it might have been milk because I
Speaker 2: found a sippy cup like under the couch.
Speaker 3: So I thought maybe.
Speaker 1: Turtles. You have these special turtles girls. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: Oh not live turtles.
Speaker 2: No, no little figurines I'm superstitious. I have these little
Speaker 2: like figurines around my house in different places, and he liked, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Anyways, back to it. Back to it.
Speaker 2: So David comes over to see Val at Castle Walsh
Speaker 2: and he isn't. He says he's surprised that she was
Speaker 2: invited to the weekend get away, which was weird, and
Speaker 2: then she's like, I invited myself. Yeah, and then he
Speaker 2: thanks her by kissing her.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: That was a good kiss though whatever. I was like five, Yeah,
Speaker 6: it felt right.
Speaker 2: And she was like kind of swoony after it. He
Speaker 2: kind of made her swoony.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was a good They have chemistry, obviously they
Speaker 5: were together at the time.
Speaker 3: It was good. Yeah, sorry, toy, I wasn't. I wasn't
Speaker 3: mad at that.
Speaker 2: It was just a little kiss. It wasn't a big deal.
Speaker 2: It wasn't like a makeout yet.
Speaker 1: Are they going to be?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Man, Okay.
Speaker 2: So we go to California University and we see Dylan
Speaker 2: taking a very long walk to the library to find
Speaker 2: Tony Marsha.
Speaker 3: Jerry thin, did anybody notice that there was everybody looked
Speaker 3: a little too thin for me in this episode?
Speaker 1: Really, but he did.
Speaker 3: Specifically, his hair was really shit, and he did.
Speaker 2: He looked tall and thin, he said tall, I did it.
Speaker 2: And we also see that they're having a little tiff
Speaker 2: Dylan and Tony because she.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, when she when he's chasing around the library, she.
Speaker 2: Found out that he was snooping in her dad's office.
Speaker 2: So yeah, she knows something's up and that is going
Speaker 2: to get worse. So tells Brandon that she's embarrassed that
Speaker 2: she has a bridge game at her family's house into
Speaker 2: local Lake.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, back it up. He's like, I have a
Speaker 1: sister oh sister.
Speaker 2: Issue, he said, no, no, no, he said a feminine hygiene issue.
Speaker 2: What it's like, So, is a feminine hygiene issue like
Speaker 2: that would make that would make her busy for the evening?
Speaker 1: Like he thinks she has like a yeast infection or something.
Speaker 3: What is that? Though? I thought he thought maybe she
Speaker 3: was on her period hygiene. But I'm good with.
Speaker 1: Like it was just like the whole thing was so cringey.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, you know, like you know, like.
Speaker 1: You like smart.
Speaker 2: I like the shout out for Toluca Lake, though I
Speaker 2: know right, and bridge, I don't. I don't know how
Speaker 2: to play bridge.
Speaker 3: Do you know how to play bridge?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, we should we should start a
Speaker 1: bridge night or a like my mom plays.
Speaker 3: But that's like bunko, do.
Speaker 1: You guys know buncomm But bringing bridge back actually very
Speaker 1: that'd be cool because.
Speaker 6: Works.
Speaker 2: But yeah, and then we hit the road with the
Speaker 2: girls and this is where we see them all playing
Speaker 2: the game, and.
Speaker 3: Kelly so like, let's take the station wagon. Like you
Speaker 3: all don't have amazing BMW's, but whatever, we needed extra
Speaker 3: room for our luggage.
Speaker 1: It's a long road trip, five hours.
Speaker 3: Yeah, my dad station wagon.
Speaker 1: If it was funny?
Speaker 3: Why it was?
Speaker 2: That game was yeah, destined to be trouble between all
Speaker 2: of these girls.
Speaker 3: Oh for sure. It was just opening the can of worms.
Speaker 2: And then they just all start picking on Valerie for
Speaker 2: sleeping around. I mean, yeah she did, she made her bed,
Speaker 2: but they were being kind of rough on her.
Speaker 3: I thoughteah, yeah it was a little mean, little bully.
Speaker 4: Yes, this was the reference like all of the guys
Speaker 4: trophy heads like on your wall. This is the reference that.
Speaker 4: Then Mad Magazine did that cartoon of her.
Speaker 3: Wait what happened? I don't remember, I don't remember them.
Speaker 1: Well, wait didn't I send it to you guys?
Speaker 4: And I was like, oh my gosh, I didn't like
Speaker 4: all of the guys from the cast, and they were
Speaker 4: like deer heads on the wall, Oh my shot gun
Speaker 4: and you and I are like, yeah, I.
Speaker 3: Kind of remember this. Why would they do that? That's
Speaker 3: so funny?
Speaker 1: And I was like, whoa, what is this from? But
Speaker 1: literally from this episode?
Speaker 3: Oh wow, we have to show it. We have to
Speaker 3: show it. Mad Magazine remember that you I think it
Speaker 3: went away. Is it still around?
Speaker 1: I don't know, it'd be canceled if it was still around.
Speaker 4: I think it was so inappropriate for the day, right, Yeah,
Speaker 4: it was.
Speaker 2: That's where I was like, Donna, stop, don't ask Valerie questions. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because you're not going to like the answer.
Speaker 1: But you didn't know. You didn't know.
Speaker 3: I didn't know. Claire.
Speaker 4: Thanks for taking my back though. I was like, yeah,
Speaker 4: you're like, you could have told me.
Speaker 3: Could have told me. I would have told you in
Speaker 3: a heartbeat.
Speaker 1: Yep. This all would have ended along.
Speaker 4: Clar I wouldn't have broken my arm, No, this would
Speaker 4: have been done.
Speaker 1: So yeah, Claire fucked up. Claire messed up. Yep.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: And David, I can't believe this is true when you
Speaker 1: except you and I.
Speaker 5: Are you going to address this? Is Donna going to
Speaker 5: address this with David? Well, but she doesn't probably I
Speaker 5: think she sure addressed it with Ray Wow.
Speaker 3: But we'll get to that.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's go back to Cassa Walsh and uh, that's
Speaker 2: where Steve hasn't told Brandon that the food the film
Speaker 2: shoot is actually a porno shoot.
Speaker 3: Made it juicy? Why? Why? Who thought of this? Was
Speaker 3: this inspired by our neighbor soundstage?
Speaker 1: Probably gotta be right, It has to be if you're.
Speaker 5: Getting the money for the house, you're getting the money
Speaker 5: for the house. Like they don't have to all stand
Speaker 5: around and like they could have just left right.
Speaker 1: Right, But it's based on Wait, who was next door?
Speaker 1: What were they called vivid?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right, right, So maybe while we shot on
Speaker 4: set they just had people.
Speaker 3: Oh that's right, there was The porn capital of the
Speaker 3: world is in Chatsworth. That's right.
Speaker 2: We weren't far from Chatsworth, so that makes sense.
Speaker 3: Maybe that's why they wanted to do it.
Speaker 2: Oh The Topless Pizza Party Parts three in theaters near
Speaker 2: you soon, starring Steve Sanders.
Speaker 5: His outfit was no but even his like outfit before
Speaker 5: the Pizza Man outfit.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah. When he was like it got me
Speaker 3: parts for me with the blue shirt kind of, he
Speaker 3: looked really trim and good.
Speaker 2: I was like, wow, he looks sleek and like a
Speaker 2: like a adult entertainer. Then we go to Dylan's house
Speaker 2: where Tony comes over. Oh no, this is where Tony
Speaker 2: calls Dylan to invite him to meet her dad, and
Speaker 2: she tells him that her father actually knew his dad.
Speaker 2: So she's being things on one side, yep.
Speaker 3: By her dad to try to like cover up the murder.
Speaker 1: But poor Tony, she just likes him.
Speaker 3: But she's also completely believes her dad to be perfect
Speaker 3: and great. And I'm not sure that's the case.
Speaker 2: Pretty sure it's not.
Speaker 1: No, yeah, I want.
Speaker 3: To go to the convent in real life.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I'm surely was trying to figure out if
Speaker 5: I could be silent for some reason, Like I think
Speaker 5: you could silent, but I don't think I could do
Speaker 5: it because I think I would get tripped out of
Speaker 5: my head, like can I talk?
Speaker 3: Can I talk? Can I still talk?
Speaker 2: They weren't these girls weren't honoring the silent trying.
Speaker 3: Ish, they were sort of trying.
Speaker 2: I think that would be so fun I would love
Speaker 2: to go on a silent retreat. I know people who
Speaker 2: have done it and they loved it as well.
Speaker 3: If you go on a silent retreat and like a
Speaker 3: real can densed therapy, but it speeds up anxiety or healing,
Speaker 3: whatever healing you need to do.
Speaker 2: I don't know I'm really into that. I think I'm
Speaker 2: not a very talkative person in general, so going on
Speaker 2: a silent retreat sounds right up my alley.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. I do think the nuns seemed happy.
Speaker 3: They seemed calm.
Speaker 5: The one nun seemed like she suddenly tomorrow might be
Speaker 5: in Beverly Hills, like she was.
Speaker 3: Questioning working at fred Siegel, like her.
Speaker 2: Commitment for sure. Yeah, she looked at these girls and
Speaker 2: she was like this looks fun.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I was like, oh, I don't know if that
Speaker 3: one nun's gonna make it, but okay, she was sweet.
Speaker 3: She remind me of the Sister Act. Do you know
Speaker 3: the Shy One and Sister Act. Yeah, it suddenly has.
Speaker 5: The voice like you're like, oh my god, she's the
Speaker 5: best singer in the bunch.
Speaker 3: Like such a good movie Sister Act.
Speaker 2: Totally we lost story again, Totally.
Speaker 5: We'll keep going her internet seems to be happy issues
Speaker 5: in a second if mine does, Jenny's just gonna.
Speaker 3: Do by myself.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Sotato passing with the eyes.
Speaker 2: Post, oh my god. With the internal voices, each of
Speaker 2: them having their internal diluting the one nun including it
Speaker 2: was kind of genius.
Speaker 3: I wondering. I'm like, I wonder if any of these
Speaker 3: girls are virgins, Like, okay, none, I don't think that's
Speaker 3: going to be in your inner monologue. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I feel like there's a lot going on under that
Speaker 2: black thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah. Yeah. And also the fact that the nuns
Speaker 3: are car mechanics was impressive. Well we'll go out there. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I mean that was like amazing.
Speaker 2: So sister Agnes will fix the car in the morning,
Speaker 2: and she sure did. She sure did. It was it
Speaker 2: wasn't too too broken. It was just like a war.
Speaker 3: There was guess quarters. And did you feel that all
Speaker 3: your outfits were inappropriate for the convent?
Speaker 2: The tummy showers, Yeah, totally and the short shorts.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, this isn't like what I would
Speaker 3: want to be wearing if I'm walking into a convent
Speaker 3: on a convent in the middle of nowhere. But very
Speaker 3: very good, very cleverly bizarre storyline like a blue in
Speaker 3: a writer's room was.
Speaker 2: Like, you know what, I think we should do a
Speaker 2: car break down and go to a convent and then
Speaker 2: have a silent hour where we hear inside their heads.
Speaker 3: And Tori is right like the fact that it's the
Speaker 3: same episode where they're making a horn movie at Brand
Speaker 3: What the heck? Yeah, well done nine o two. I oh,
Speaker 3: well done.
Speaker 2: At the convent though, is where Valerie brings up Kelly's
Speaker 2: fling with Dylan and then we hear which she was right.
Speaker 2: We yeah, like she was, but also he wasn't Brenda's
Speaker 2: boyfriend at that time they had broken up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, ishi ish right ish.
Speaker 2: It was a little I'm pretty sure even now, like
Speaker 2: gray area, gray area, we.
Speaker 3: Just watched it not that long ago. It felt's a
Speaker 3: little dicey.
Speaker 2: But when you see Kelly laying her head down to
Speaker 2: go to sleep and during silent time, she's really thinking
Speaker 2: about that and questioning her a character, Yeah, given some
Speaker 2: deep thoughts.
Speaker 3: Donna's laying down prayer was I comic, No, I lay
Speaker 3: me down to sleep. She wants to protect everybody ce.
Speaker 2: And God bless my dad and God bless my dog
Speaker 2: and got even Valerie.
Speaker 3: She's so like pure, like so sweet. I have to say,
Speaker 3: this whole episode is very entertaining, Like I was totally
Speaker 3: entertained the whole time. Me too, Like it's so absurd.
Speaker 3: Do we get to the dinner yet, because I can't
Speaker 3: wait for that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the dinner. That's where we have the dinner,
Speaker 2: and we hear all the girls inner voices. Oh what
Speaker 2: about the dinner with Dylan and the we're not there yet. Sorry,
Speaker 2: we got to go back to our porn set, and
Speaker 2: Steve is very hot and bothered while they're shooting the
Speaker 2: porn He's so excited and you can hear moaning from
Speaker 2: the room. It's really gross. And then of course the
Speaker 2: director needs to stand in actor.
Speaker 3: But the mustache. That mustache was.
Speaker 5: Actually kind of making me cringey. And then when he's
Speaker 5: actually performing his scene with the girls, all the girls
Speaker 5: like grabbing him, and then the pizza is flying, and
Speaker 5: it's just.
Speaker 3: It was a lot. It was a lot for my eyes. Lot. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it was a lot to take him.
Speaker 2: But I could tell that he had a freshly shaved
Speaker 2: or waxed chest area situation. He was smooth and tan
Speaker 2: and oiled up and ready to go.
Speaker 3: That was hilarious. I'm sorry, I'm not even like bothered
Speaker 3: by the porn because it was so Hilarious's what's Brandon's
Speaker 3: lady's uism? She comes over and it reacts a bit
Speaker 3: the time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's just feisty. She can't help her feisty. Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: Len Brandon rips up the check and kicks them out.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't have done that, actually, I think I would
Speaker 3: have just said, I don't want this either, Let's go
Speaker 3: to your place, but I need this dough right into it.
Speaker 3: We might as well finish it out now. They've already
Speaker 3: done it on their couch, so yeah, the money. We
Speaker 3: go back to the.
Speaker 2: Convent and we see Colin check in with Kelly, and
Speaker 2: that is when we see another.
Speaker 3: Woman lost and this was coming Claudia played by Mary Crosby. Yeah,
Speaker 3: the one I think you took the phone call, remember
Speaker 3: when you wrote her.
Speaker 2: Claudia called and she's awesome, like this actress.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, bad news bears. She's like totally like, it's
Speaker 3: weird her relationship with your guy. What was Mary Rosby in?
Speaker 3: I'm looking that up because I feel like i've seen
Speaker 3: her face. Oh sure, yeah, let's see.
Speaker 2: And she's so beautiful and good and like this role
Speaker 2: is perfect.
Speaker 3: She's the daughter of Bing Crosby. Is that right?
Speaker 1: Do I have this right?
Speaker 3: Do I have this right?
Speaker 2: I think you?
Speaker 3: Wow? Yep, I do Wow. I think she's Bing Crosbie's daughter.
Speaker 3: That's the thing. Wow. Yeah, huh okay, and did a
Speaker 3: lot of things nothing that was like huge.
Speaker 2: But like like a lot of partings.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Wow.
Speaker 2: We see them kissing and I was just like, oh
Speaker 2: my god, this is a bad dude.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's got a bad dude. Dude.
Speaker 2: That's so sad for Kelly. I'm so mad at her
Speaker 2: for like giving up Brandon and Dylan and choosing herself,
Speaker 2: great decision, but then going ahead and choosing Colin.
Speaker 3: It's called the drugs. Oh my god.
Speaker 5: Oh I can't but yeah, and he's kind of like
Speaker 5: she owns him the art dealer. It's very not good, right,
Speaker 5: It's like he's it's not even like what he wants.
Speaker 3: We don't know. It seems like she sort of funds
Speaker 3: him or something.
Speaker 2: She's like sugar mama, sugar mama.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So oh okay, now it's the fancy dinner.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Okay, what restaurant was that? Do we know? No?
Speaker 2: I couldn't even familiary what it was when she said
Speaker 2: what restaurant either, and I was like, what, they're waiting
Speaker 2: for her dad to.
Speaker 3: She had a cute outfit. They both looked great. I
Speaker 3: loved her hair. Oh my gosh, her hair is unbelievable.
Speaker 5: You could do that with your hair, not that curly. Yeah,
Speaker 5: curl it, let's curl it. I don't think it would
Speaker 5: go that.
Speaker 3: Curly as hers. I don't think. I mean, that looks
Speaker 3: so cool though, with the clips. Yeah, she looked amazing.
Speaker 2: She looked amazing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she is stunning.
Speaker 2: But when she so, the dad has doesn't show up,
Speaker 2: and when Tony goes to the bathroom, suddenly Tony disappears.
Speaker 3: Tony got the call, your father's on the phone.
Speaker 1: It was a moment and it was all a setup.
Speaker 3: Like you think I'm gonna have dinner with you? Okay, Tony?
Speaker 3: What the gun? The gun? The gun? Click Clinton, And
Speaker 3: then Dylan's like, I too came prepared, click Click's an
Speaker 3: old Western, like what under the table?
Speaker 1: They love guns on this show so bad. It's such a.
Speaker 3: Boy like what are they gonna do? Like just shoot
Speaker 3: their guns? Inside this in Beverly Hills or wherever they are,
Speaker 3: like really, and they're not gonna both go to jail
Speaker 3: at that very moment, prison, I guess.
Speaker 2: You say Dylan's got you know what, because he says
Speaker 2: he threatens basically to the you know that Tony with
Speaker 2: his safe deposit box that he has all the information
Speaker 2: in yep, And.
Speaker 3: I was smart.
Speaker 2: I'm sure Tony marshat could get to your safe deposit box.
Speaker 3: Pal, I don't know about that. He's the guy. Is
Speaker 3: this the letter he wrote, dear FBI? I'm assuming isn't
Speaker 3: that a dear FBI? Like what.
Speaker 1: Dylan?
Speaker 3: Well, he leaves.
Speaker 2: Dylan leaves, he puts his gun away, and he warns
Speaker 2: Tony that this isn't over.
Speaker 3: Well. Yeah, and then now Tony but leaves what she's
Speaker 3: being told about her father being wonderful, and then we
Speaker 3: have that whole.
Speaker 2: Brandon comes over to Susan's dorm and explains what happened
Speaker 2: to Susan. She's flager snickty with him.
Speaker 3: Super flag on this.
Speaker 5: I don't know anyone that has a dorm room, even
Speaker 5: the ra whatever she is that that is that big
Speaker 5: with its own bathtub.
Speaker 3: Never, never have I seen a dorm room.
Speaker 1: She's like very literal, like there there's so many things
Speaker 1: that would never happen, but this is whenever it comes
Speaker 1: to college stuff.
Speaker 2: She's like, yeah, she knows.
Speaker 5: I don't know one r a with a private bathroom maybe,
Speaker 5: but a bathtom, I don't know, not back then, maybe
Speaker 5: now at like these fancy schools.
Speaker 2: But I don't know.
Speaker 3: His massage did age. I'm so uncomfortable. I was like, Oh,
Speaker 3: you're a terrible You're giving a terrible massage.
Speaker 1: What was the Monica massage? And friends the chandler?
Speaker 3: Oh god, it was reminiscent. Absolutely, it's uncomfortable.
Speaker 2: Then they go take a bath, and then they sleep
Speaker 2: together in her dorm.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, wait, why are you shaking your head at that?
Speaker 2: I don't know, Oh, because you see it?
Speaker 1: Does it feel right? And then one of your men.
Speaker 3: So dumb though, when she's like you passed the.
Speaker 2: Test, like, she goes, he made my bed and then
Speaker 2: they start making out after she just went running on
Speaker 2: the sweat makeout.
Speaker 4: But he doesn't care about feminine hygiene, right, I don't
Speaker 4: anything she's got going.
Speaker 3: On her bed. I was like, oh god, the nut's
Speaker 3: on the bottom of your shoes for sure.
Speaker 1: Brandon's good, He's good with everything.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he doesn't care. Do mind them? I don't find
Speaker 3: them annoying.
Speaker 2: It's just sort of like, okay, yeah, it's kind of like, okay.
Speaker 1: Whatever is he going to get her into rollerblading? That's
Speaker 1: his jam?
Speaker 3: What do you mean or ice skating?
Speaker 4: Yeah, just pictured them like having sex in her bed
Speaker 4: in roller.
Speaker 3: Blades, roller blades.
Speaker 2: Okay, why are you picturing these things?
Speaker 1: I don't want to see it.
Speaker 3: Back in the Covenant, yep.
Speaker 2: After reflection with sister Alice, Donna makes a peace offering
Speaker 2: to Valerie, and Valerie tells Donna not to forget what
Speaker 2: Ray did to her, and yeah.
Speaker 3: That was kind of huh wow, all right.
Speaker 2: I mean it was kind of like I did what
Speaker 2: I did in order to protect you, which was it
Speaker 2: was that why she slept with Ray?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: No, I mean, do you fornicate with somebody at like
Speaker 4: to protect fornicate?
Speaker 3: Who says cornicate? I don't know. This episode, Grandma right
Speaker 3: on both fronts, Like she not right, but she's wrong.
Speaker 3: What she did was wrong, But she's still right about
Speaker 3: what she's saying to Donna.
Speaker 4: Like penetration for protection. Correct that yup.
Speaker 2: But it was nice that Donna, you know, made up
Speaker 2: with her. Very Donna does, but very Donna.
Speaker 4: I remember filming with Sister Alice. Wait, who plate Sister Alice?
Speaker 1: She was so lovely.
Speaker 2: Sister Alice was played by Ginta Ray.
Speaker 1: Okay, I just remember spending a lot of time with
Speaker 1: her and like we wrapped for the day.
Speaker 3: Was she really a nun? I can't remember that, so
Speaker 3: I think she was an actor.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I just remember standing outside and everyone had wrapped, like
Speaker 4: the first team had gone back, like their trailers, and
Speaker 4: the crew was breaking down everything. And she and I
Speaker 4: stood outside for like an hour just talking, and I
Speaker 4: can't remember the conversation, but it's an impact on me huge.
Speaker 4: But I just remember she was so lovely and really kind.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna in my mind she was really a nun.
Speaker 3: Then sure she's a good actor.
Speaker 2: Wait, you guys, we didn't talk about the crew on
Speaker 2: the Porno set in the wallshouse.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that was all our crew.
Speaker 2: No, that old guy like no, not the old guy
Speaker 2: that ever had like lines. Everybody else like moving around
Speaker 2: in the background. Oh, I saw Robo coming down the
Speaker 2: stairs with me. This is the one time that the
Speaker 2: boom was actually in the shot for a reason.
Speaker 3: That's awesome.
Speaker 2: And who else did you did you see someone in
Speaker 2: the dining room at all that you recognized?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: I was this is when I gild the TV hair
Speaker 2: brush stuck in your hair?
Speaker 3: No, what was there? What through the frame?
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh my god, it's yeah, I
Speaker 2: got so. I had so much fun watching our real
Speaker 2: crew in there.
Speaker 3: That's actually super cool. I hope they get paid extra.
Speaker 3: I'm sure they did.
Speaker 1: Did you mean to make that pun extra?
Speaker 3: Paid extra? Thank you? Oh? Okay, where are we now? God?
Speaker 3: I think we're back to where Tony comes to see Tony.
Speaker 2: Comes over and then and then yeah, they basically break up,
Speaker 2: and I was a little sad. But it was kind
Speaker 2: of weird when she walked by him and he sniffed
Speaker 2: her hair.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was like very close, Like are you really
Speaker 3: like catching you?
Speaker 2: Yeah, my hair is going to touch you all over
Speaker 2: your face as I walk by. It probably smelled.
Speaker 1: Good, I mean that hair.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that hair had to smell good.
Speaker 3: Unbelievable. But I was a little sad for Dylan because
Speaker 3: I was sort of sad for both of them, and
Speaker 3: also like, this is a hot mess like a real
Speaker 3: hot mess.
Speaker 4: I mean, I was not sad because I mean I
Speaker 4: already know what's going to happen, a good part of
Speaker 4: what's going to happen, so I'm like, oh, they're going
Speaker 4: to get back together.
Speaker 3: Yeah. But then.
Speaker 4: Okay, ladies, it's like totally Romeo and Juliet like they
Speaker 4: never could have succeeded in this lifetime.
Speaker 1: You know, it's just what happens is so bad.
Speaker 3: We'll say that for when.
Speaker 2: We're not going to talk about that yet.
Speaker 1: Girls, No, no, no no.
Speaker 2: And this is the big beach House scene where Donna
Speaker 2: confronts around cheating on her not once twice with Valerie
Speaker 2: three times.
Speaker 1: Not a lady, She's not a lady. Valerie.
Speaker 2: And at the time that he was physically abusive.
Speaker 3: To him, you were aggressively like setting your boundaries and
Speaker 3: like nope, m hm, although you knew all this and
Speaker 3: still dated him, but well that's okay.
Speaker 1: But she finally I knew the abusive part. I didn't
Speaker 1: know that he's cheating on me. You're trying to rationalize that.
Speaker 2: But do you even say it? Donna even says I
Speaker 2: knew this all along, and Jesus wants to see the
Speaker 2: good people.
Speaker 1: Or she wants what she wants, so she Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think it's very interesting just the trajectory of Ray,
Speaker 3: the fact that they thought they could revive him, because
Speaker 3: I'm assuming the writers changed course, like they thought they
Speaker 3: were going to bring him back and he was going
Speaker 3: to be this star with you guys, they end up
Speaker 3: like firing him. Basically, he does more episodes, it gets weirder.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it gets weirder.
Speaker 1: Woo, this isn't the last one.
Speaker 3: No oh no, no, no, no, he.
Speaker 1: Comes back when he's reformed.
Speaker 5: No no, but still he's more when you're dating Joe,
Speaker 5: there's more, Oh.
Speaker 2: I know, yeah, yeah, yeah, no thing to look forward to.
Speaker 3: But yeah, he does come back when he's reformed. Good
Speaker 3: memory on that.
Speaker 4: But I honestly felt like that very first scene, the
Speaker 4: one you heard the music too, but I couldn't. But
Speaker 4: he finished, and he's getting in valeries like he's going
Speaker 4: to do his first record or right right right, I
Speaker 4: just like all I could think of is in his
Speaker 4: mind he knew at that point, like.
Speaker 3: Oh, like this was over, you think.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean at this point, I.
Speaker 3: Mean, I'm sure, yeah, at this point, he probably also
Speaker 3: knows that the fans are like, we.
Speaker 4: Hate So that's happened last season. So he's already and
Speaker 4: at this point I believe he comes back for more. Sorry,
Speaker 4: I don't know how many more he's in, but they
Speaker 4: had to finish because they had a contract with him.
Speaker 4: It was a series regular, so they had to bring
Speaker 4: him back for a certain number of episodes. So I
Speaker 4: think it's even is it later in season six or
Speaker 4: in season seven? He comes back.
Speaker 1: When he already.
Speaker 4: Has a record deal and he's a nice guy, and
Speaker 4: that was all part of the plan that.
Speaker 5: They try, and right, they tried, but like it just
Speaker 5: never worked.
Speaker 2: He's a series regular and they had to bring him back.
Speaker 2: If they didn't want to bring him back, they would
Speaker 2: have had to just pay him.
Speaker 3: That's right, that's right.
Speaker 1: We're trying to say.
Speaker 3: So you'll see what happens. You'll see what happens.
Speaker 1: But you'll see what happens. I know, but you know that.
Speaker 4: So what I'm saying is that first scene, I don't know,
Speaker 4: I could feel it looking at him, having been friends
Speaker 4: with him, and I felt like he was just like
Speaker 4: bummed and embarrassed and like, uh, which he did nothing
Speaker 4: wrong except be great.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what happens when you are an actor.
Speaker 3: You are pawn.
Speaker 2: And you have to roll with the movies.
Speaker 3: Yep, ye ye ye.
Speaker 2: Did you know, guys, I just saw this in our
Speaker 2: trivia breakdown. Luke only has four more episodes?
Speaker 3: Is that crazy?
Speaker 2: Until his character leaves until season nine, Season nine, this
Speaker 2: whole thing must wrap up in four episodes.
Speaker 1: If you leave, guys, you're right, Oh my god, that's
Speaker 1: gonna this is happening fast.
Speaker 2: It's happening fast fast. Well, give us a number of people.
Speaker 3: What do you like? Oh, ten, that's a great episode.
Speaker 2: Ridiculous, juice, sopy, funny, silly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was love you guys, Bye bye
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