WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Early Bird Sees The Worm

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<v Speaker 1>Second, I think a lot of people listen to our show,

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<v Speaker 1>which starts at the butt crack of dawn, and they think, oh, well,

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<v Speaker 1>they must all be morning people. Yeah. No, I want

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<v Speaker 1>to make this painfully clear. Just because we work on

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<v Speaker 1>a morning show does not mean that we are mourning people.

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<v Speaker 1>We slog through these hours in complete and total agony,

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<v Speaker 1>just like the rest of you, and slog is actually

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<v Speaker 1>a nice way. Yeah, you think we wind on air,

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<v Speaker 1>you should listen to what happens in the studio off air.

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<v Speaker 1>But today we actually have one of those types on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone. For some weird reason, enjoys waking up before

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<v Speaker 1>eleven air. Oh his name is Neil. Neil, what is

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<v Speaker 1>wrong with you? I just like getting up in the

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<v Speaker 1>morning and starting my day off right. Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>I had a roommate like you once, Neil, and it

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<v Speaker 1>was terrible. She'd be doing dishes at seven in the

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<v Speaker 1>mornings outside. Stop it. Yeah, I'm gonna go on a run.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, don't come back. Yeah, So, Neil, why I

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<v Speaker 1>am so mad at you? Why? Why have you emailed

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<v Speaker 1>us for help? Who are we calling? Okay, So I

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<v Speaker 1>need you to help me out with this girl that

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<v Speaker 1>I met online. Her name's Aaron. Okay, okay, and she's

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<v Speaker 1>also a morning person. You two people under the age

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<v Speaker 1>of fifty who hadn't like getting up in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>How did you find each other? Amazing? Well, that was

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<v Speaker 1>one of the things that sort of attracted me to

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<v Speaker 1>her because we met online and one of the things

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<v Speaker 1>I was looking at on her profile was said that

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<v Speaker 1>she was a morning person, and I was like, thank god,

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<v Speaker 1>you know she likes to get up earlier than I do. Act. Yeah, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a good pair. Seriously, everything, there's someone out there

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<v Speaker 1>for everybody. So what did what did you and Aaron

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<v Speaker 1>end up doing? Well, we decided to go on a

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<v Speaker 1>breakfast dage of course. Oh god, that's cute. You lean

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<v Speaker 1>into it four am. Yeah, and this is kind of

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<v Speaker 1>where the problem was. We set the date at six

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<v Speaker 1>thirty am. Oh my god, my head to think about it, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>a girl is waking up and doing her makeup in

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<v Speaker 1>the morning. Well, she was totally up for it, because

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<v Speaker 1>she gets up and goes for a run at like

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<v Speaker 1>four thirty am, so like actually in the middle of

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<v Speaker 1>the day for her. Yes, it's like two masochists going

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<v Speaker 1>out with each other. Okay, So how how is your

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<v Speaker 1>breakfast date? Um? So we showed up at six thirty

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<v Speaker 1>and the cafe didn't open until seven. Oh those lazy

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<v Speaker 1>cafe workers. What are you going to do though? For

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<v Speaker 1>half an hour? Well, we decided to go on a

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<v Speaker 1>little walk and we were just kind of walking and

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<v Speaker 1>talking just to kill the half an hour time or

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<v Speaker 1>whatever about. Like, I don't know, ten fifteen minutes into it,

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<v Speaker 1>I had to go to the bathroom. Okay, And luckily

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<v Speaker 1>my place where I live isn't that far from the cafe.

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<v Speaker 1>So I asked her, like, is it okay? You know,

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<v Speaker 1>we go back to my place and I just used

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<v Speaker 1>the bathroom real quick. She's like, yeah, that's fine. New problem.

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<v Speaker 1>What you don't just go into the alley and like

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<v Speaker 1>do it on the wall with the man. I think

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<v Speaker 1>that's illegal. I've done it many times. Not a good

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<v Speaker 1>look either, right, Yeah, sure, I'll give you that. I

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<v Speaker 1>go into my apartment complex and like, she gets in

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<v Speaker 1>the elevator. I didn't ask her to come upstairs with me,

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<v Speaker 1>and she's just kind of following me. So I was like, okay, whatever. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm in the bathroom and I'm doing my business

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<v Speaker 1>and I ran out of toilet paper. Oh, you needed

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<v Speaker 1>toilet paper, which explains why you couldn't do this out

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<v Speaker 1>in the alley. Now I get it a little different,

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<v Speaker 1>but but that sucks. What are you gonna do? Yelled

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<v Speaker 1>at her, like exactly. I didn't want to yell at her, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>can you hand me some toilet paper from the hallway?

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<v Speaker 1>So I decided to run out to the hallway and

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<v Speaker 1>get it, which was a bad decision. What did you

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<v Speaker 1>have like pants around the ankles? Shuffy? Yeah, exactly in

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<v Speaker 1>your apartment. Well, I didn't think she would be able

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<v Speaker 1>to see me, and I thought she was like sitting

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<v Speaker 1>in the living room, which is away from any sort

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<v Speaker 1>of like where she could see it. But she's up

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<v Speaker 1>walking around and I walk out of the bathroom and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm there with my pants. Now we make eye contact

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<v Speaker 1>and it's super awkward, and I could just tell from

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<v Speaker 1>the look on her face that she thought I did

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<v Speaker 1>it on purpose, Like I'm the kind of guy that

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<v Speaker 1>like sort of just zips downd his pants and just like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you think, Like, I'm not that kind of person.

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<v Speaker 1>You flashed her by accident? Yeah, do you say anything

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<v Speaker 1>in that moment when you do? She just she just

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<v Speaker 1>turned out and left, and like I had the story

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<v Speaker 1>into the bathroom obviously to finish up. You're like bunny

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<v Speaker 1>hopping it like left, yes, And I texted her, she

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<v Speaker 1>didn't respond. I went out to the cafe. She wasn't there,

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<v Speaker 1>so she thinks I'm some weird perfect Yeah, dude, she does.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it's a total misunderstand it. It's really weird

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<v Speaker 1>that that exact situation has happened to me but like

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<v Speaker 1>ten times, and I've actually hooked up after every single

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<v Speaker 1>time that because it was at night. Yeah, it's the

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<v Speaker 1>warning part that makes it creepy. Totally ruins it. Bro Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>right place, right time for me. That is terrible. I

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<v Speaker 1>bet you feel awful. Well, it's a very embarrassing situation.

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<v Speaker 1>It's worth it for me to go through this again

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<v Speaker 1>because we vibed so well, and even though we didn't

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<v Speaker 1>spend a lot of time together, like that fifteen minutes

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<v Speaker 1>that we were talking like was really really quality and

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<v Speaker 1>I could tell that she's a quality person and I

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<v Speaker 1>hate for this to happen over like a mistake. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you finally found your morning person. All right, We're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>call this quality lady for you Aaron and just amitting here.

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<v Speaker 1>But first, pants up or pants down for this call?

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<v Speaker 1>Where we're going with Well, I mean we're on the phone,

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<v Speaker 1>so it doesn't matter, but we're saying it matters. I

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<v Speaker 1>can tell he's keeping his bell buckles. I mean, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>that's your decision. We're gonna do it with your second

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<v Speaker 1>date update right after this second we've all heard the

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<v Speaker 1>saying early morning bird gets the worm, But I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think that is the type of worming that Neil's date

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<v Speaker 1>had in mind, because because before their breakfast date, he

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<v Speaker 1>and Aaron stopped at his place so he could use

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<v Speaker 1>the bathroom real quick. But there's no toilet paper in there,

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<v Speaker 1>so Neil made the decision to shuffle out pants down

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<v Speaker 1>to grab a roll in the hallway. I mean, we've

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<v Speaker 1>all been in there before. We understand that shoff, we've

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<v Speaker 1>all done it. And that's when early Aaron got an

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<v Speaker 1>eyeful of morning words. And this is a good learning moment, Brooke.

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<v Speaker 1>What should Neil have done instead in that moment? Um, God,

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<v Speaker 1>use a washcloth and throw it away. That's a better

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<v Speaker 1>solutioner shower. You're saying, no, a washcloth is much more

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<v Speaker 1>logical here Neil, that makes sense to you. Yeah, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess it's just all a misunderstanding, you know, like

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<v Speaker 1>what was I already had taken a shower anyways, like

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<v Speaker 1>I was going to go back in you. I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>I would leave too, oh for sure. Yeah, well that's

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<v Speaker 1>not what we're talking about. We're trying to get him

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<v Speaker 1>another date here, because yeah, I would have probably run

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<v Speaker 1>out too. It's a funny explanation if she believes it,

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<v Speaker 1>if she buys it, because she may think that you

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<v Speaker 1>did it on purpose as a way to come on

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<v Speaker 1>to her. Let's find out be the dumbest way to

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<v Speaker 1>come onto a woman ever, just saying we've heard dumber

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<v Speaker 1>on this show. Ye. Anyway, let's talk to Aaron and

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<v Speaker 1>see what she has to say. A dollar number right now? Hello, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>is this Aaron who's calling? Please? My name is jeff

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<v Speaker 1>from a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Aaron. Hey, okay, right,

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<v Speaker 1>we're a morning show and we hear you like the

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<v Speaker 1>mornings h ide. Do you ever listen? Now? Sorry, that's okay.

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<v Speaker 1>There's actually happy in the things that are actually productive

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<v Speaker 1>for herself. But um, we're trying to be productive, right

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<v Speaker 1>now and help out one of our listeners that you

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<v Speaker 1>went out on a date with recently. I see a

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<v Speaker 1>date that, from what we heard, didn't go that well.

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<v Speaker 1>That that's an understatement. Actually terribly actually happened. I think

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<v Speaker 1>his name is Neil. Oh God, yeah, appropriate reaction. Yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>We we spoke to Neil a little bit about what happened,

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<v Speaker 1>and honestly, we don't know him that well, but we

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<v Speaker 1>always try to give the person that calls in for

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<v Speaker 1>help the benefit of the doubt in these situations. Neil

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<v Speaker 1>is the reason that I don't date online anymore. I

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<v Speaker 1>deleted the app and I'm all done. You know that

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<v Speaker 1>understand that it makes sense from what we've heard, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'll just tell you what we know, because you know,

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<v Speaker 1>he told us the story, and I'm not saying this

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<v Speaker 1>is exactly what happened, because we've heard a bunch of

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<v Speaker 1>these calls before and sometimes they're not always telling us

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<v Speaker 1>the full truth. But can I can I tell you

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<v Speaker 1>what we understand happened on your date? Sure? Why not? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>So what we know is that you met up to

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<v Speaker 1>go to breakfast. It was closed, so you took a

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<v Speaker 1>walk and had to stop off at Neil's place real

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<v Speaker 1>quick so we could use the bathroom, which it was

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<v Speaker 1>either number one planned or not to be corny number

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<v Speaker 1>two who takes a dump on a first date? I mean, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>can't you take care of that stuff before you leave out? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Point the part that seemed like the biggest problem to

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<v Speaker 1>us was when he said he came out of the

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<v Speaker 1>bathroom trying to grab an extra roll of toilet paper

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<v Speaker 1>and didn't expect to see you standing in the hallway. Yes, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>is that what he said? Is he lying? I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think that that's true. Nobody comes out of the bathroom

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<v Speaker 1>pants around their ankles, standing there their arms, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>on their hips proudly. Are you saying that you've never

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<v Speaker 1>done that before? Hands on him? Yeah? What's that? What

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<v Speaker 1>do you mean? He was Superman's post superhero pose and

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<v Speaker 1>he made direct eye contact with me. That's not That's

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<v Speaker 1>not a duck wattle to the storage closet for a

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<v Speaker 1>roller toilet paper. That's that was a different stance altogether.

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<v Speaker 1>It was completely creepy. I just I don't know. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't he's standing and posing with his hands on his

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<v Speaker 1>hips or was he in the middle of doing the macarena.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not funny, it's a good morning dance. Was he

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<v Speaker 1>trying to cover up like his hands could be by

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<v Speaker 1>his hands because he's about to cover up his you know,

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<v Speaker 1>there was there was no coverage, no god, and you

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<v Speaker 1>know what, there was no shame on his face either.

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<v Speaker 1>When we talked to me, he was so embarrassed. He

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<v Speaker 1>said he was in shock because he did not expect

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<v Speaker 1>to see you out there. I mean, maybe if that's

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<v Speaker 1>what shock looks like, I don't know. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>so you I mean, from your description, it does sound

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<v Speaker 1>like he did it totally on purpose. I mean, hello,

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<v Speaker 1>he's a guy and he met me online and he

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<v Speaker 1>got me to go back to the department, which was stupid.

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<v Speaker 1>But there's got here. Yeah, I mean, is there anything

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<v Speaker 1>that we missed? Is that the whole thing, the awkward

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<v Speaker 1>moment in the hallway, Well, the only thing we didn't

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<v Speaker 1>discuss is he was groaning. He was making these weird

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<v Speaker 1>groaning noises. I think he was in the bathroom for

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<v Speaker 1>some other reasons. I don't know when he was in

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<v Speaker 1>the bathroom he was groaning, or when he was standing

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<v Speaker 1>with his hands on his hips. When he was in

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<v Speaker 1>the bathroom, sat away. These are two sides to the

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<v Speaker 1>same story. So let's see when you get to the truth.

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<v Speaker 1>Because I have to tell you, Aaron Neil was on

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<v Speaker 1>the other line listening right now, wanting to talk to you. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>here we go. What is romeny fall? That's question? I'm sorry, Neil,

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<v Speaker 1>what the hell? Hey, look, everything, this is just a total,

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<v Speaker 1>total misunderstanding. Okay, just please hear me out for a second. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>First of all, I didn't invite you to come upstairs

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<v Speaker 1>with me in the first place. If you recall, I said, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go back to my place and use the

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<v Speaker 1>restroom real quick, and then you just followed me. I

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<v Speaker 1>thought you were gonna wait, like the lobby or downstairs

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<v Speaker 1>or something like that outside. I didn't say, hey, why

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<v Speaker 1>don't you come up to my place? All I said

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<v Speaker 1>was I'm going to run back up to my place

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<v Speaker 1>and use the restroom, and you you came with me.

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<v Speaker 1>All right. That's a checkmark on Neil's category for telling

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<v Speaker 1>feels like you're blaming her, like it's your fault for

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<v Speaker 1>coming up. Come on, Well, no, I'm not blaming her

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<v Speaker 1>for coming up, but like I didn't intend on her

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<v Speaker 1>coming up in the first place. I mean, it was

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<v Speaker 1>a total misunderstanding. What say, yeah, and and why would I?

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<v Speaker 1>It's like, why would somebody go and use the bathroom?

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<v Speaker 1>If I was trying to do whatever it is that

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<v Speaker 1>you thought that I was trying to do, why would

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<v Speaker 1>I go to the bathroom first? I mean, that's just disgusting.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe you why would I tell you I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>use the bathroom? That's no, Like, yeah, we already knew

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<v Speaker 1>that he took a shower in the morning, so he

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<v Speaker 1>was as fresh as could be. Yeah, but why are

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<v Speaker 1>you standing with your hands on your hips? I think

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<v Speaker 1>I was just in shock that I just I was

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<v Speaker 1>frozen and I don't know like where I put my

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<v Speaker 1>hands or anything. But all I remember is just seeing

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<v Speaker 1>you seeing me, and I was frozen. I have I

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<v Speaker 1>have at least four or five points in Neil's category.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to give Aaron a chance to talk Aaron. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know who point boy is, and it doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>really matter to me. Okay, that's another point that I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to award to Neil just for you. You just

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<v Speaker 1>keep keep giving him points as many as you want.

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<v Speaker 1>The fact of the matter is, no matter what his

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<v Speaker 1>intentions were I've already seen everything he has to offer

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm not interested. Yeah, that's real. That is not

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<v Speaker 1>fair because I actually have gotten compliments before and it's

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's look that. That's another thing too. I wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>even fog And what do you mean compliments? Before you

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<v Speaker 1>do this? Often you just stand in naked in front

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<v Speaker 1>of people to be done. Okay, I think we need

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<v Speaker 1>to know what was the temperature on the thermostat inside

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<v Speaker 1>your I keep it at sixty eight in my place.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that is a brisk temperature. We keep it at.

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<v Speaker 1>It's cold in here. It doesn't matter that you're just

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<v Speaker 1>not going to be attractive and there's just too many

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<v Speaker 1>like we're just concentrating on the wrong thing here. If

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<v Speaker 1>you wanted to get him a date, I think it's

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<v Speaker 1>not the size that matters, it's the intention. I never

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<v Speaker 1>heard you say that. Yeah, and I've got a paper

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<v Speaker 1>full of check marks and points for Neil, and so

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<v Speaker 1>I want to ask you, Aaron, would you like to

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<v Speaker 1>go out with him one more time? And we'll pay

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<v Speaker 1>for that date? Oh sweet, there's just not enough money.

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<v Speaker 1>There's not enough money. Well, it's gift cards. How many

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<v Speaker 1>gift cards. Will it take? I think I should charge

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<v Speaker 1>you just for this conversation. Oh, Neil, how you doing? Man?

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<v Speaker 1>This this sucks, dude, Honestly, totally a misunderstanding. Keep your

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<v Speaker 1>spare toilet paper underneath the bathroom sink like every other

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<v Speaker 1>human being. Bathroom things better, just going the alley like

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<v Speaker 1>a man, hands on the hips. Of course that sounds

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<v Speaker 1>a messy. How that's how we do it, Okay, Brooke

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<v Speaker 1>and Jeffrey in the morning,