Speaker 1: Second, I think a lot of people listen to our show,
Speaker 1: which starts at the butt crack of dawn, and they think, oh, well,
Speaker 1: they must all be morning people. Yeah. No, I want
Speaker 1: to make this painfully clear. Just because we work on
Speaker 1: a morning show does not mean that we are mourning people.
Speaker 1: We slog through these hours in complete and total agony,
Speaker 1: just like the rest of you, and slog is actually
Speaker 1: a nice way. Yeah, you think we wind on air,
Speaker 1: you should listen to what happens in the studio off air.
Speaker 1: But today we actually have one of those types on
Speaker 1: the phone. For some weird reason, enjoys waking up before
Speaker 1: eleven air. Oh his name is Neil. Neil, what is
Speaker 1: wrong with you? I just like getting up in the
Speaker 1: morning and starting my day off right. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I had a roommate like you once, Neil, and it
Speaker 1: was terrible. She'd be doing dishes at seven in the
Speaker 1: mornings outside. Stop it. Yeah, I'm gonna go on a run.
Speaker 1: I'm like, don't come back. Yeah, So, Neil, why I
Speaker 1: am so mad at you? Why? Why have you emailed
Speaker 1: us for help? Who are we calling? Okay, So I
Speaker 1: need you to help me out with this girl that
Speaker 1: I met online. Her name's Aaron. Okay, okay, and she's
Speaker 1: also a morning person. You two people under the age
Speaker 1: of fifty who hadn't like getting up in the morning.
Speaker 1: How did you find each other? Amazing? Well, that was
Speaker 1: one of the things that sort of attracted me to
Speaker 1: her because we met online and one of the things
Speaker 1: I was looking at on her profile was said that
Speaker 1: she was a morning person, and I was like, thank god,
Speaker 1: you know she likes to get up earlier than I do. Act. Yeah, hey,
Speaker 1: it's a good pair. Seriously, everything, there's someone out there
Speaker 1: for everybody. So what did what did you and Aaron
Speaker 1: end up doing? Well, we decided to go on a
Speaker 1: breakfast dage of course. Oh god, that's cute. You lean
Speaker 1: into it four am. Yeah, and this is kind of
Speaker 1: where the problem was. We set the date at six
Speaker 1: thirty am. Oh my god, my head to think about it, dude,
Speaker 1: a girl is waking up and doing her makeup in
Speaker 1: the morning. Well, she was totally up for it, because
Speaker 1: she gets up and goes for a run at like
Speaker 1: four thirty am, so like actually in the middle of
Speaker 1: the day for her. Yes, it's like two masochists going
Speaker 1: out with each other. Okay, So how how is your
Speaker 1: breakfast date? Um? So we showed up at six thirty
Speaker 1: and the cafe didn't open until seven. Oh those lazy
Speaker 1: cafe workers. What are you going to do though? For
Speaker 1: half an hour? Well, we decided to go on a
Speaker 1: little walk and we were just kind of walking and
Speaker 1: talking just to kill the half an hour time or
Speaker 1: whatever about. Like, I don't know, ten fifteen minutes into it,
Speaker 1: I had to go to the bathroom. Okay, And luckily
Speaker 1: my place where I live isn't that far from the cafe.
Speaker 1: So I asked her, like, is it okay? You know,
Speaker 1: we go back to my place and I just used
Speaker 1: the bathroom real quick. She's like, yeah, that's fine. New problem.
Speaker 1: What you don't just go into the alley and like
Speaker 1: do it on the wall with the man. I think
Speaker 1: that's illegal. I've done it many times. Not a good
Speaker 1: look either, right, Yeah, sure, I'll give you that. I
Speaker 1: go into my apartment complex and like, she gets in
Speaker 1: the elevator. I didn't ask her to come upstairs with me,
Speaker 1: and she's just kind of following me. So I was like, okay, whatever. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So I'm in the bathroom and I'm doing my business
Speaker 1: and I ran out of toilet paper. Oh, you needed
Speaker 1: toilet paper, which explains why you couldn't do this out
Speaker 1: in the alley. Now I get it a little different,
Speaker 1: but but that sucks. What are you gonna do? Yelled
Speaker 1: at her, like exactly. I didn't want to yell at her, Hey,
Speaker 1: can you hand me some toilet paper from the hallway?
Speaker 1: So I decided to run out to the hallway and
Speaker 1: get it, which was a bad decision. What did you
Speaker 1: have like pants around the ankles? Shuffy? Yeah, exactly in
Speaker 1: your apartment. Well, I didn't think she would be able
Speaker 1: to see me, and I thought she was like sitting
Speaker 1: in the living room, which is away from any sort
Speaker 1: of like where she could see it. But she's up
Speaker 1: walking around and I walk out of the bathroom and
Speaker 1: I'm there with my pants. Now we make eye contact
Speaker 1: and it's super awkward, and I could just tell from
Speaker 1: the look on her face that she thought I did
Speaker 1: it on purpose, Like I'm the kind of guy that
Speaker 1: like sort of just zips downd his pants and just like, hey,
Speaker 1: what do you think, Like, I'm not that kind of person.
Speaker 1: You flashed her by accident? Yeah, do you say anything
Speaker 1: in that moment when you do? She just she just
Speaker 1: turned out and left, and like I had the story
Speaker 1: into the bathroom obviously to finish up. You're like bunny
Speaker 1: hopping it like left, yes, And I texted her, she
Speaker 1: didn't respond. I went out to the cafe. She wasn't there,
Speaker 1: so she thinks I'm some weird perfect Yeah, dude, she does.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's a total misunderstand it. It's really weird
Speaker 1: that that exact situation has happened to me but like
Speaker 1: ten times, and I've actually hooked up after every single
Speaker 1: time that because it was at night. Yeah, it's the
Speaker 1: warning part that makes it creepy. Totally ruins it. Bro Yeah,
Speaker 1: right place, right time for me. That is terrible. I
Speaker 1: bet you feel awful. Well, it's a very embarrassing situation.
Speaker 1: It's worth it for me to go through this again
Speaker 1: because we vibed so well, and even though we didn't
Speaker 1: spend a lot of time together, like that fifteen minutes
Speaker 1: that we were talking like was really really quality and
Speaker 1: I could tell that she's a quality person and I
Speaker 1: hate for this to happen over like a mistake. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you finally found your morning person. All right, We're gonna
Speaker 1: call this quality lady for you Aaron and just amitting here.
Speaker 1: But first, pants up or pants down for this call?
Speaker 1: Where we're going with Well, I mean we're on the phone,
Speaker 1: so it doesn't matter, but we're saying it matters. I
Speaker 1: can tell he's keeping his bell buckles. I mean, all right,
Speaker 1: that's your decision. We're gonna do it with your second
Speaker 1: date update right after this second we've all heard the
Speaker 1: saying early morning bird gets the worm, But I don't
Speaker 1: think that is the type of worming that Neil's date
Speaker 1: had in mind, because because before their breakfast date, he
Speaker 1: and Aaron stopped at his place so he could use
Speaker 1: the bathroom real quick. But there's no toilet paper in there,
Speaker 1: so Neil made the decision to shuffle out pants down
Speaker 1: to grab a roll in the hallway. I mean, we've
Speaker 1: all been in there before. We understand that shoff, we've
Speaker 1: all done it. And that's when early Aaron got an
Speaker 1: eyeful of morning words. And this is a good learning moment, Brooke.
Speaker 1: What should Neil have done instead in that moment? Um, God,
Speaker 1: use a washcloth and throw it away. That's a better
Speaker 1: solutioner shower. You're saying, no, a washcloth is much more
Speaker 1: logical here Neil, that makes sense to you. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: I guess it's just all a misunderstanding, you know, like
Speaker 1: what was I already had taken a shower anyways, like
Speaker 1: I was going to go back in you. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I would leave too, oh for sure. Yeah, well that's
Speaker 1: not what we're talking about. We're trying to get him
Speaker 1: another date here, because yeah, I would have probably run
Speaker 1: out too. It's a funny explanation if she believes it,
Speaker 1: if she buys it, because she may think that you
Speaker 1: did it on purpose as a way to come on
Speaker 1: to her. Let's find out be the dumbest way to
Speaker 1: come onto a woman ever, just saying we've heard dumber
Speaker 1: on this show. Ye. Anyway, let's talk to Aaron and
Speaker 1: see what she has to say. A dollar number right now? Hello, Hey,
Speaker 1: is this Aaron who's calling? Please? My name is jeff
Speaker 1: from a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Aaron. Hey, okay, right,
Speaker 1: we're a morning show and we hear you like the
Speaker 1: mornings h ide. Do you ever listen? Now? Sorry, that's okay.
Speaker 1: There's actually happy in the things that are actually productive
Speaker 1: for herself. But um, we're trying to be productive, right
Speaker 1: now and help out one of our listeners that you
Speaker 1: went out on a date with recently. I see a
Speaker 1: date that, from what we heard, didn't go that well.
Speaker 1: That that's an understatement. Actually terribly actually happened. I think
Speaker 1: his name is Neil. Oh God, yeah, appropriate reaction. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: We we spoke to Neil a little bit about what happened,
Speaker 1: and honestly, we don't know him that well, but we
Speaker 1: always try to give the person that calls in for
Speaker 1: help the benefit of the doubt in these situations. Neil
Speaker 1: is the reason that I don't date online anymore. I
Speaker 1: deleted the app and I'm all done. You know that
Speaker 1: understand that it makes sense from what we've heard, and
Speaker 1: I'll just tell you what we know, because you know,
Speaker 1: he told us the story, and I'm not saying this
Speaker 1: is exactly what happened, because we've heard a bunch of
Speaker 1: these calls before and sometimes they're not always telling us
Speaker 1: the full truth. But can I can I tell you
Speaker 1: what we understand happened on your date? Sure? Why not? Okay?
Speaker 1: So what we know is that you met up to
Speaker 1: go to breakfast. It was closed, so you took a
Speaker 1: walk and had to stop off at Neil's place real
Speaker 1: quick so we could use the bathroom, which it was
Speaker 1: either number one planned or not to be corny number
Speaker 1: two who takes a dump on a first date? I mean, oh,
Speaker 1: can't you take care of that stuff before you leave out? Okay?
Speaker 1: Point the part that seemed like the biggest problem to
Speaker 1: us was when he said he came out of the
Speaker 1: bathroom trying to grab an extra roll of toilet paper
Speaker 1: and didn't expect to see you standing in the hallway. Yes, Oh,
Speaker 1: is that what he said? Is he lying? I don't
Speaker 1: think that that's true. Nobody comes out of the bathroom
Speaker 1: pants around their ankles, standing there their arms, you know,
Speaker 1: on their hips proudly. Are you saying that you've never
Speaker 1: done that before? Hands on him? Yeah? What's that? What
Speaker 1: do you mean? He was Superman's post superhero pose and
Speaker 1: he made direct eye contact with me. That's not That's
Speaker 1: not a duck wattle to the storage closet for a
Speaker 1: roller toilet paper. That's that was a different stance altogether.
Speaker 1: It was completely creepy. I just I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't he's standing and posing with his hands on his
Speaker 1: hips or was he in the middle of doing the macarena.
Speaker 1: It's not funny, it's a good morning dance. Was he
Speaker 1: trying to cover up like his hands could be by
Speaker 1: his hands because he's about to cover up his you know,
Speaker 1: there was there was no coverage, no god, and you
Speaker 1: know what, there was no shame on his face either.
Speaker 1: When we talked to me, he was so embarrassed. He
Speaker 1: said he was in shock because he did not expect
Speaker 1: to see you out there. I mean, maybe if that's
Speaker 1: what shock looks like, I don't know. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: so you I mean, from your description, it does sound
Speaker 1: like he did it totally on purpose. I mean, hello,
Speaker 1: he's a guy and he met me online and he
Speaker 1: got me to go back to the department, which was stupid.
Speaker 1: But there's got here. Yeah, I mean, is there anything
Speaker 1: that we missed? Is that the whole thing, the awkward
Speaker 1: moment in the hallway, Well, the only thing we didn't
Speaker 1: discuss is he was groaning. He was making these weird
Speaker 1: groaning noises. I think he was in the bathroom for
Speaker 1: some other reasons. I don't know when he was in
Speaker 1: the bathroom he was groaning, or when he was standing
Speaker 1: with his hands on his hips. When he was in
Speaker 1: the bathroom, sat away. These are two sides to the
Speaker 1: same story. So let's see when you get to the truth.
Speaker 1: Because I have to tell you, Aaron Neil was on
Speaker 1: the other line listening right now, wanting to talk to you. Oh,
Speaker 1: here we go. What is romeny fall? That's question? I'm sorry, Neil,
Speaker 1: what the hell? Hey, look, everything, this is just a total,
Speaker 1: total misunderstanding. Okay, just please hear me out for a second. Okay,
Speaker 1: First of all, I didn't invite you to come upstairs
Speaker 1: with me in the first place. If you recall, I said, Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go back to my place and use the
Speaker 1: restroom real quick, and then you just followed me. I
Speaker 1: thought you were gonna wait, like the lobby or downstairs
Speaker 1: or something like that outside. I didn't say, hey, why
Speaker 1: don't you come up to my place? All I said
Speaker 1: was I'm going to run back up to my place
Speaker 1: and use the restroom, and you you came with me.
Speaker 1: All right. That's a checkmark on Neil's category for telling
Speaker 1: feels like you're blaming her, like it's your fault for
Speaker 1: coming up. Come on, Well, no, I'm not blaming her
Speaker 1: for coming up, but like I didn't intend on her
Speaker 1: coming up in the first place. I mean, it was
Speaker 1: a total misunderstanding. What say, yeah, and and why would I?
Speaker 1: It's like, why would somebody go and use the bathroom?
Speaker 1: If I was trying to do whatever it is that
Speaker 1: you thought that I was trying to do, why would
Speaker 1: I go to the bathroom first? I mean, that's just disgusting.
Speaker 1: Maybe you why would I tell you I'm going to
Speaker 1: use the bathroom? That's no, Like, yeah, we already knew
Speaker 1: that he took a shower in the morning, so he
Speaker 1: was as fresh as could be. Yeah, but why are
Speaker 1: you standing with your hands on your hips? I think
Speaker 1: I was just in shock that I just I was
Speaker 1: frozen and I don't know like where I put my
Speaker 1: hands or anything. But all I remember is just seeing
Speaker 1: you seeing me, and I was frozen. I have I
Speaker 1: have at least four or five points in Neil's category.
Speaker 1: I want to give Aaron a chance to talk Aaron. Okay.
Speaker 1: I don't know who point boy is, and it doesn't
Speaker 1: really matter to me. Okay, that's another point that I'm
Speaker 1: going to award to Neil just for you. You just
Speaker 1: keep keep giving him points as many as you want.
Speaker 1: The fact of the matter is, no matter what his
Speaker 1: intentions were I've already seen everything he has to offer
Speaker 1: and I'm not interested. Yeah, that's real. That is not
Speaker 1: fair because I actually have gotten compliments before and it's
Speaker 1: it's it's look that. That's another thing too. I wasn't
Speaker 1: even fog And what do you mean compliments? Before you
Speaker 1: do this? Often you just stand in naked in front
Speaker 1: of people to be done. Okay, I think we need
Speaker 1: to know what was the temperature on the thermostat inside
Speaker 1: your I keep it at sixty eight in my place.
Speaker 1: Oh that is a brisk temperature. We keep it at.
Speaker 1: It's cold in here. It doesn't matter that you're just
Speaker 1: not going to be attractive and there's just too many
Speaker 1: like we're just concentrating on the wrong thing here. If
Speaker 1: you wanted to get him a date, I think it's
Speaker 1: not the size that matters, it's the intention. I never
Speaker 1: heard you say that. Yeah, and I've got a paper
Speaker 1: full of check marks and points for Neil, and so
Speaker 1: I want to ask you, Aaron, would you like to
Speaker 1: go out with him one more time? And we'll pay
Speaker 1: for that date? Oh sweet, there's just not enough money.
Speaker 1: There's not enough money. Well, it's gift cards. How many
Speaker 1: gift cards. Will it take? I think I should charge
Speaker 1: you just for this conversation. Oh, Neil, how you doing? Man?
Speaker 1: This this sucks, dude, Honestly, totally a misunderstanding. Keep your
Speaker 1: spare toilet paper underneath the bathroom sink like every other
Speaker 1: human being. Bathroom things better, just going the alley like
Speaker 1: a man, hands on the hips. Of course that sounds
Speaker 1: a messy. How that's how we do it, Okay, Brooke
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning,