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Speaker 1: I had a roommate like you once, Neil, and it

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Speaker 1: from a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Aaron. Hey, okay, right,

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Speaker 1: When we talked to me, he was so embarrassed. He

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Speaker 1: here we go. What is romeny fall? That's question? I'm sorry, Neil,

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Speaker 1: what the hell? Hey, look, everything, this is just a total,

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Speaker 1: total misunderstanding. Okay, just please hear me out for a second. Okay,

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Speaker 1: First of all, I didn't invite you to come upstairs

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Speaker 1: don't you come up to my place? All I said

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Speaker 1: and use the restroom, and you you came with me.

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Speaker 1: All right. That's a checkmark on Neil's category for telling

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Speaker 1: feels like you're blaming her, like it's your fault for

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Speaker 1: coming up. Come on, Well, no, I'm not blaming her

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Speaker 1: a total misunderstanding. What say, yeah, and and why would I?

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Speaker 1: It's like, why would somebody go and use the bathroom?

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Speaker 1: If I was trying to do whatever it is that

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Speaker 1: Maybe you why would I tell you I'm going to

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Speaker 1: use the bathroom? That's no, Like, yeah, we already knew

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Speaker 1: was as fresh as could be. Yeah, but why are

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Speaker 1: I was just in shock that I just I was

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Speaker 1: have at least four or five points in Neil's category.

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Speaker 1: I want to give Aaron a chance to talk Aaron. Okay.

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Speaker 1: I don't know who point boy is, and it doesn't

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Speaker 1: really matter to me. Okay, that's another point that I'm

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Speaker 1: going to award to Neil just for you. You just

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Speaker 1: keep keep giving him points as many as you want.

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Speaker 1: The fact of the matter is, no matter what his

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Speaker 1: intentions were I've already seen everything he has to offer

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Speaker 1: and I'm not interested. Yeah, that's real. That is not

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Speaker 1: fair because I actually have gotten compliments before and it's

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Speaker 1: it's it's look that. That's another thing too. I wasn't

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Speaker 1: even fog And what do you mean compliments? Before you

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Speaker 1: do this? Often you just stand in naked in front

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Speaker 1: of people to be done. Okay, I think we need

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Speaker 1: to know what was the temperature on the thermostat inside

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Speaker 1: your I keep it at sixty eight in my place.

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Speaker 1: Oh that is a brisk temperature. We keep it at.

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Speaker 1: It's cold in here. It doesn't matter that you're just

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Speaker 1: not going to be attractive and there's just too many

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Speaker 1: like we're just concentrating on the wrong thing here. If

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Speaker 1: you wanted to get him a date, I think it's

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Speaker 1: not the size that matters, it's the intention. I never

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Speaker 1: heard you say that. Yeah, and I've got a paper

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Speaker 1: full of check marks and points for Neil, and so

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Speaker 1: I want to ask you, Aaron, would you like to

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Speaker 1: go out with him one more time? And we'll pay

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Speaker 1: for that date? Oh sweet, there's just not enough money.

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Speaker 1: There's not enough money. Well, it's gift cards. How many

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Speaker 1: gift cards. Will it take? I think I should charge

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Speaker 1: you just for this conversation. Oh, Neil, how you doing? Man?

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Speaker 1: This this sucks, dude, Honestly, totally a misunderstanding. Keep your

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Speaker 1: spare toilet paper underneath the bathroom sink like every other

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Speaker 1: human being. Bathroom things better, just going the alley like

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Speaker 1: a man, hands on the hips. Of course that sounds

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Speaker 1: a messy. How that's how we do it, Okay, Brooke

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Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning,