WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Stolen Hearts, Stolen Hangers

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<v Speaker 1>Brooking jewels. Second Dat up date. The guy on the

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<v Speaker 1>phone for a second date update today says the girl

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<v Speaker 1>that he met and the girl that he wants to

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<v Speaker 1>call bonded over an instrument probably the sexiest instrument known

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<v Speaker 1>to man, the banjo. That's right, he says. That's how

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<v Speaker 1>he struck up a conversation with the girl that he

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<v Speaker 1>wants to call today. I guess they are big fans

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<v Speaker 1>of the banjo. And when you said sexy, I was

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<v Speaker 1>immediately thinking bagpipe, So thank you for clarifying for me.

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<v Speaker 1>Those are probably the top two sexy instruments, but this

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<v Speaker 1>time it involves banjo's So Sean, how does one bond

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<v Speaker 1>over a banjo? What happened? I was at a show

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<v Speaker 1>with a band. They had a banjo player, and I

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<v Speaker 1>was really digging the guy and I at one point

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<v Speaker 1>I said out loud, oh my god, this guy's so good.

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<v Speaker 1>And there was a girl next to me. I wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>there with her. I hadn't talked to her, but she

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<v Speaker 1>heard me, and she just me and said, oh my god, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I love this guy. Yeah it happened. And who doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>think a good banjo player is impressive? It is always impressive. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but never like. Man, this banjo's making me horny. Anybody

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<v Speaker 1>else over here, sir? It's making me feel it too.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that really what happened? Oh? Yeah, she got all

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<v Speaker 1>hot and bothered. So tell us more about the evening.

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<v Speaker 1>What was her name, Julianna? Julianna? All right, So we

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<v Speaker 1>ended up talking a little bit. Of course, you can't

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<v Speaker 1>really talk too much during the show, and I was

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<v Speaker 1>there with some friends. She was there with some friends

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<v Speaker 1>of hers, but we both just kind of ditched them nice.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, that's pretty good. That's a good sign ballsy

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<v Speaker 1>on her part to just ditch your friends and go

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<v Speaker 1>with random banjo lover. Well, you know, how often do

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<v Speaker 1>you find a fellow banjo lover? Yeah? So afterwards we

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<v Speaker 1>ended up going to a bar nearby, and how was that?

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<v Speaker 1>It was great? You know, we hung out, had a drink,

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<v Speaker 1>We were just talking and chatting and laughing a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>And in fact, we're both surprised when, after I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know a little while twenty minutes or so, the bartender

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<v Speaker 1>actually asked how long we had been dating? Oh so

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<v Speaker 1>your chemistry was that good that it seemed like you

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<v Speaker 1>guys were a thing. Yeah, so we laughed like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess if this counts as a date, we've been

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<v Speaker 1>dating for about an hour now, that's awesome. Did you

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<v Speaker 1>like that answer? Did you seem okay with it being

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<v Speaker 1>called a date? She was cool with it. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>it was kind of awkward for both of us, but

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<v Speaker 1>since it wasn't either of us that caused the awkwardness,

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<v Speaker 1>we both just kind of laughed it off. And yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she seemed fine with it. And this was your actual date, right?

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<v Speaker 1>You didn't go out with her, No, we just met

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<v Speaker 1>and kind of decided to hang out for a minute. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>And how long how long was your guys just hanging

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<v Speaker 1>out that night? Well, we were there for maybe half

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<v Speaker 1>an hour or so. And then I did something stupid.

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<v Speaker 1>I spilled my drink on myself, you know, as we're

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<v Speaker 1>laughing and talking and having a good time. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>we all have spasms like that when we laughed. So

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<v Speaker 1>was the date over then when you dumped your drink

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<v Speaker 1>on yourself? No? Because she mentioned that she lived close

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<v Speaker 1>by there, and I said, you know, I really wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to hang out with her more, but not like covered

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<v Speaker 1>into sticky alcohol. I said, look, I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>be forward. I'm not trying anything, but would you mind

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<v Speaker 1>if I went back to if we went back to

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<v Speaker 1>your place and I could kind of clean myself up

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit. How big of a drink? I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I've spiled a lot of drinks on myself and just

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<v Speaker 1>been fine with it. Well, it was red wine. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't want to let it fit for too long.

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<v Speaker 1>So it was your idea to go back to her

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<v Speaker 1>place and then take your shirt off, yeah, and sit

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<v Speaker 1>there and talk to her with out a shirt on,

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<v Speaker 1>or maybe borrow one of her frocks. I was thinking

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<v Speaker 1>just like going, you know, wash it off into sink

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<v Speaker 1>and then put it back on again. Let it be damp,

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<v Speaker 1>and that would be honest. I didn't really think it

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<v Speaker 1>through that far, all right, you were totally just using

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<v Speaker 1>it as an excuse to go back to her place.

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<v Speaker 1>That would have been nice. I wasn't though. I really

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<v Speaker 1>did want to take their wine stained shirt. Did you

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<v Speaker 1>guys go back to her place where she like, nah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's good, we'll go out a different time. No, she

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<v Speaker 1>was fine with it, so we did. We went back

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<v Speaker 1>to her place, and you know, I cleaned myself up

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<v Speaker 1>as best I could and she said, hey, do you

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<v Speaker 1>want another your drink? So we ended up hanging out

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<v Speaker 1>at her place and having a couple of drinks and

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<v Speaker 1>then oops, I spilled one on my pants. Now, sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't see that one coming. So you know, I

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<v Speaker 1>wish I had had that level of forethought and tried that,

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<v Speaker 1>but I didn't. Oh you didn't, Okay, So you guys

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<v Speaker 1>just hung out and talked for a while. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'd had enough to drink by that point. I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>really feel comfortable driving home, so I ended up crashing

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<v Speaker 1>on her couch okay. And yeah, she was in her bed,

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<v Speaker 1>I was in the couch. No funny business. Everything was cool.

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<v Speaker 1>But we'd had a really good time. So what was

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<v Speaker 1>it like in the morning. Did she wake you up? Well?

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<v Speaker 1>I woke up before she did, and I didn't want

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<v Speaker 1>to wake her up. I wanted to let her sleep,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, as long as I could, So I just

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<v Speaker 1>I left, thinking that that was the considerate thing to do.

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<v Speaker 1>Was there a note left behind or anything. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>left her a little note said hey, I didn't want

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<v Speaker 1>to wake you had a great time. Hope we can

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<v Speaker 1>hang out again. And I haven't heard from her since then. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So what do you think might have gone wrong? Either

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<v Speaker 1>she just wasn't having as good a time as I

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<v Speaker 1>thought she was, or maybe she thought it was rude

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<v Speaker 1>or something that I left without saying goodbye even though

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<v Speaker 1>I was trying to beat, you know, as considerate as

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<v Speaker 1>I could. So I don't know. Okay, all right, well

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<v Speaker 1>we'll figure it out for you. A play a song,

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<v Speaker 1>come back, call her and get your second date update. Okay, cool,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you, Yeah, no problem, hang on rooking Jubil in

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<v Speaker 1>the morning second update right in the middle of a

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<v Speaker 1>second date update. And if you're just tuning in, Sean

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<v Speaker 1>who's on the phone to do a second date update today,

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<v Speaker 1>just gave every dude listening a great idea on how

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<v Speaker 1>to get back to a lady's house. Just spill drinks

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<v Speaker 1>on yourself. Stop, because that's what he did on his date.

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<v Speaker 1>He met a girl at a show. They bonded over

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<v Speaker 1>the banjo player, and then they went to a bar

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<v Speaker 1>after and we're having some drinks and he spilled his

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<v Speaker 1>drink on himself and then he was like, oh man,

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<v Speaker 1>now I need to take my shirt off and clean it.

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<v Speaker 1>Can we go back to your place? And she said yes,

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<v Speaker 1>so apparently it's a tactic that worked, Sean. I still

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<v Speaker 1>think you did that on purpose. I wish I had

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<v Speaker 1>and from now on I will you know if this

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<v Speaker 1>works anyway. I mean, like, if a guy said that

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<v Speaker 1>to me, I would obviously think he wanted to get

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<v Speaker 1>it on and my house and was using it as

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<v Speaker 1>an excuse. Maybe she was disappointed that you didn't try anything. Really,

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<v Speaker 1>I you know, I don't know. Maybe I was like

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<v Speaker 1>too tipsy to pick up on that by that point.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't think I was. Who knows. Sean actually spent

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<v Speaker 1>the night at her house and then left and left

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<v Speaker 1>her a note saying that he had a good time,

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<v Speaker 1>and then tried to get ahold of her after, but

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<v Speaker 1>hasn't heard anything from her. When doll her phone number

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<v Speaker 1>right now and see if we can get her on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone and find out why. You're ready? Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>here we go. Hello, Hi, Can I speak to Julianna please? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>This is she. Hey, Julianna, how are you? This is

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<v Speaker 1>Jebel from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. Who is

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<v Speaker 1>this Jebel from Brook and Jewbil in the Morning. I'm right,

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<v Speaker 1>what is this? It's a radio show? Is this a

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<v Speaker 1>scammer trying toform me something. I'm going to hang up. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not trying to send anything at all. One of

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<v Speaker 1>our listeners actually emailed us about you. Okay. His name

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<v Speaker 1>is Sean, and he's a guy that you sort of

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<v Speaker 1>went on a date with recently. Oh that went down?

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<v Speaker 1>So you remember hanging out with Sean? Yeah, I remember him.

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't sound like you fondly remember him. You could

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<v Speaker 1>say that, oh, oh, okay, he has great memories of you. Really, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's why he emailed us. Sean wants to know why

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<v Speaker 1>you're not calling him back. I think he's a sketch ball.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that a good enough reason? No? I mean we

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<v Speaker 1>talked to him. I thought he was like dorky at worst,

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<v Speaker 1>but a nice guy. So he called you. What did

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<v Speaker 1>you say? Well, I don't want to tell you because

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<v Speaker 1>you sound mad. I want to know. I want to know.

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<v Speaker 1>What did he say? Well, he said that he met

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<v Speaker 1>you at some show and you guys were bonding over

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<v Speaker 1>the great banjo player that they had, and then you

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<v Speaker 1>went to Then you went to a bar after and

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<v Speaker 1>he spilled a drink on himself and asked if he

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<v Speaker 1>could go back to your place to kind of clean

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<v Speaker 1>a shirt up or something, which we all said had

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<v Speaker 1>to be an excuse to just get over to your place,

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<v Speaker 1>but he swore up and down it wasn't. So I

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<v Speaker 1>guess he didn't mention to you that he's a thief.

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<v Speaker 1>What whoa, Yeah, he's a cleptomaniac. He didn't drop that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he didn't tell us that he likes to steal things. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So the next morning I was in my room, he

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<v Speaker 1>was on the couch. I heard some rustling in the

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<v Speaker 1>hallway and was like, I don't know, like five am

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<v Speaker 1>or something, and then I heard a door closed, so

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<v Speaker 1>I called out. I was like, Sean, Sean, hello, No answer,

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<v Speaker 1>So I got up, walked out in the hallway. I

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<v Speaker 1>looked around it, checked the couch. He wasn't there. He

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<v Speaker 1>was gone. But I saw that the closet door in

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<v Speaker 1>my hallway was open where I keep my coats and stuff, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and he had put his coat there. So I went

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<v Speaker 1>over to close it and his coat was gone. That

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<v Speaker 1>makes sense, I guess if he was gone. But then

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<v Speaker 1>all of my hangars were gone too. What Yeah, all

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<v Speaker 1>of my empty hangars that were just hanging in my closet.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gone. They were there, They were there before he came. So, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he's a thief. Wait, you're accusing him of stealing coat

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<v Speaker 1>hangers from your house. I'm not assuming that that happened.

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<v Speaker 1>I know what that happened. He did it. You sound

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<v Speaker 1>very angry about these hangars being taken. Would you be

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<v Speaker 1>angry if you invited someone back to your house after

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<v Speaker 1>a really nice date and then found out that they

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<v Speaker 1>stole things from you? Yeah, yeah, I think you'd be. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess, But I don't know why. Hangers just doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>hit me that hard neither. It's so weird. They're my things.

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<v Speaker 1>I only just met. We hung out for like a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of hours, and I invited him back to my place. Like,

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<v Speaker 1>what the man, Like, why did you take my hangars? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a really valid question. It makes no sense. It's weird.

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<v Speaker 1>It's sketchy and dumb. You didn't notice anything else missing

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<v Speaker 1>from your house. It was just the hangars. You keep

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<v Speaker 1>saying my hangers, like it's like it's not a big deal.

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<v Speaker 1>But but he just took them. He didn't even know,

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<v Speaker 1>he didn't say anything about it. He just took my hangers.

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<v Speaker 1>That is weird, man. Yeah, I guess it is weird.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know why you would take hangers. Don't you

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<v Speaker 1>want to know why he would? Don't you know why

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<v Speaker 1>he would want to steal your hangers? No, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>care why he did it. I don't care how he

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<v Speaker 1>tries to excuse himself. He's lucky I didn't call the police.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd love to see him get arrested for that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I probably, Yeah, you probably could get him arrested. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>kind of wondering why he would steal your hangers, So

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<v Speaker 1>I think we should ask him, Julianna, because he's on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone listening right now and wants to talk to you.

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<v Speaker 1>What this is a setup? I don't like that word.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a dirty way to describe it, but yeah, kind

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<v Speaker 1>of Sean. Hey, Julianna, Wow, I didn't know you're on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone, But since you are, what the hell are

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<v Speaker 1>you thinking? A great question? Okay, this is a big misunderstanding.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, what's the misunderstanding? He took my hangers? And

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<v Speaker 1>what's the misunderstanding? Okay, yeah, I took some hangars. I'm sorry, honestly. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>well you did take them? Oh my god, how is

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<v Speaker 1>there misunderstanding? There so weird. All right, Julianna, just calm down,

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<v Speaker 1>hear me out. Okay, there's actually a really good reason

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<v Speaker 1>why I took the hangars. There is no good reason

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<v Speaker 1>why you would take my hangar. I'm interested in hearing

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<v Speaker 1>the reason too. I think everybody is. And how many

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<v Speaker 1>hangars are we talking about right now, like three or twelve?

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<v Speaker 1>It was probably around fifteen or so. But okay, here's

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<v Speaker 1>the thing. I just moved into a new apartment. My

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<v Speaker 1>hangars are all in a box somewhere. I don't know where.

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<v Speaker 1>Everything I own is in boxes, except for all my

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<v Speaker 1>clothes that are in a pile on my kitchen table.

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<v Speaker 1>So I was thinking, all right, I was getting my

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<v Speaker 1>coat out of the closet, and I'm thinking, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>here's all these hangers. If I just grab a handful

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<v Speaker 1>and tim with me, it'll make my life so much

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<v Speaker 1>easier for the next few days. And then when I

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<v Speaker 1>see her again, I'll bring them back because I'll have

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<v Speaker 1>my life together a little bit more about that point,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'll say, hey, you probably didn't even notice fees

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<v Speaker 1>were gone, but I borrowed some of your hangers. I

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<v Speaker 1>was thinking you'd like think it was charming and funny.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's so weird you thought that stealing my hangers

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<v Speaker 1>and maybe actually want to see you again or surprisingly,

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<v Speaker 1>but the fact that you sold my things would be

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<v Speaker 1>exciting and charming, because that makes some no sense. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't steal anything, okay, I just borrowed something with every

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<v Speaker 1>intention of giving it back. I'll bring them back today

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<v Speaker 1>if you want. And it's fifteen plastic coat hangers. That

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't think being is when you asked someone, and

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<v Speaker 1>ask someone usually that you know or you can't just

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<v Speaker 1>need someone and then take their things and think it's

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<v Speaker 1>okay that you'll bring it back. What about intee you again? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>we'd had such a good time. I thought you were

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<v Speaker 1>probably gonna want to hang out again. Really annoying too,

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<v Speaker 1>that you would just assume that, so take my things

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<v Speaker 1>and that's your reasoning. That is so stupid. Okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it was kind of inconsiderate. I probably should have said

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<v Speaker 1>something about that on the note I left you. So

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm sorry. You know, what do you want me

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<v Speaker 1>to do? Honestly, at this point, I don't even care.

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<v Speaker 1>Just keep the hangers? Do you think your angers maybe

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit out of control? On this one. No one, No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't want a fust things that we just met

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<v Speaker 1>that night. You don't know what's that gonna win someone

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<v Speaker 1>over by taking their things? He just like that. What

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't that means for you to think? So every time

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<v Speaker 1>he comes over, if we hang out again, he's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>take something else? I don't. Yeah, that's true, like all

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<v Speaker 1>of a sudden, you're silverware's missing, just a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>forks though, I just I moved like not gonna lie,

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<v Speaker 1>but like that's indicative of like kleptomaniac tendencies, Like what

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<v Speaker 1>the hell that I think we're getting carried away? You

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<v Speaker 1>think you're maybe blin us a little bit out of

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<v Speaker 1>proportion for fifteen plastic coat hangers. I mean, I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>doing anything else proportion. Julianna, you're clearly fired up about this,

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<v Speaker 1>and I think you two should get together and talk

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<v Speaker 1>outside of this phone call. Would you like to go

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<v Speaker 1>on a second day? No? Would you like to go

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<v Speaker 1>on a second day with Sean? Will pay for it?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't care how fast you say it, I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>doing it. If I said this, best got a seconday

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<v Speaker 1>with him? What is that fast? Come on? Give up

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<v Speaker 1>a chance. He's like dumb with social graces maybe, but

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<v Speaker 1>he doesn't sound like a bad person. Well, dumb with

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<v Speaker 1>social racism, not not attractive. I don't know. This is Beery. Look,

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<v Speaker 1>whether you want to hang out again or not, that's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm gonna tell you what. I'll come back to

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<v Speaker 1>your place tonight. I'll bring back your hangers. No no,

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<v Speaker 1>no no no no no no, you don't did you

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<v Speaker 1>hear that? Though he said he'd bring up brand new sets.

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<v Speaker 1>That's an upgrade. You're right, Jewel, Well you're the god.

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<v Speaker 1>If you come up with tonight with those hangars, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna shut him inside you. That was aggressive. You never

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<v Speaker 1>know that could be even more incentive for him. In

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<v Speaker 1>the morning text in at seven eight five nine two

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<v Speaker 1>says that Julia woman from the second day update, only

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<v Speaker 1>two words come to mind. Whack job, very high pitched man,

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<v Speaker 1>she gets mad. Yeah, except I kind of agree with her,

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<v Speaker 1>though I don't think she's that much a whack job. Really, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, just because it's hangers doesn't mean it's not weird.

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<v Speaker 1>Took something. You don't know what we're talking about. We're

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<v Speaker 1>talking about today's second date update. This dude named Sean

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to call Juliana. That's her name, and she wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>calling him back because he stole hangers from her. I

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<v Speaker 1>know it sounds weird. Yeah, he woke up in the

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<v Speaker 1>morning took some hangers and she was really mad about it. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>she did kind of freak out a little too much,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe kind of be like, why would you take my hangers?

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<v Speaker 1>Instead of calling him like a thief and yelling at

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<v Speaker 1>him a bunch, But she agreed to never go out

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<v Speaker 1>with him again. She doesn't ever want to see him

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<v Speaker 1>again because he's a kleptomaniac and a thief. I was

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<v Speaker 1>so unorganized I wouldn't even know if he stole a

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<v Speaker 1>bunch of my hangers. Yeah, I'd had no idea. I'll

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<v Speaker 1>tell him. Remember, if you want to do a second

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<v Speaker 1>date update, all you have to do excuse me me.

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<v Speaker 1>There you go. Man. All you have to do is

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<v Speaker 1>email the show and we will call the person who

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<v Speaker 1>didn't call you back.