Speaker 1: Brooking jewels. Second Dat up date. The guy on the
Speaker 1: phone for a second date update today says the girl
Speaker 1: that he met and the girl that he wants to
Speaker 1: call bonded over an instrument probably the sexiest instrument known
Speaker 1: to man, the banjo. That's right, he says. That's how
Speaker 1: he struck up a conversation with the girl that he
Speaker 1: wants to call today. I guess they are big fans
Speaker 1: of the banjo. And when you said sexy, I was
Speaker 1: immediately thinking bagpipe, So thank you for clarifying for me.
Speaker 1: Those are probably the top two sexy instruments, but this
Speaker 1: time it involves banjo's So Sean, how does one bond
Speaker 1: over a banjo? What happened? I was at a show
Speaker 1: with a band. They had a banjo player, and I
Speaker 1: was really digging the guy and I at one point
Speaker 1: I said out loud, oh my god, this guy's so good.
Speaker 1: And there was a girl next to me. I wasn't
Speaker 1: there with her. I hadn't talked to her, but she
Speaker 1: heard me, and she just me and said, oh my god, yeah,
Speaker 1: I love this guy. Yeah it happened. And who doesn't
Speaker 1: think a good banjo player is impressive? It is always impressive. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but never like. Man, this banjo's making me horny. Anybody
Speaker 1: else over here, sir? It's making me feel it too.
Speaker 1: Is that really what happened? Oh? Yeah, she got all
Speaker 1: hot and bothered. So tell us more about the evening.
Speaker 1: What was her name, Julianna? Julianna? All right, So we
Speaker 1: ended up talking a little bit. Of course, you can't
Speaker 1: really talk too much during the show, and I was
Speaker 1: there with some friends. She was there with some friends
Speaker 1: of hers, but we both just kind of ditched them nice.
Speaker 1: All right, that's pretty good. That's a good sign ballsy
Speaker 1: on her part to just ditch your friends and go
Speaker 1: with random banjo lover. Well, you know, how often do
Speaker 1: you find a fellow banjo lover? Yeah? So afterwards we
Speaker 1: ended up going to a bar nearby, and how was that?
Speaker 1: It was great? You know, we hung out, had a drink,
Speaker 1: We were just talking and chatting and laughing a lot.
Speaker 1: And in fact, we're both surprised when, after I don't
Speaker 1: know a little while twenty minutes or so, the bartender
Speaker 1: actually asked how long we had been dating? Oh so
Speaker 1: your chemistry was that good that it seemed like you
Speaker 1: guys were a thing. Yeah, so we laughed like, well,
Speaker 1: I guess if this counts as a date, we've been
Speaker 1: dating for about an hour now, that's awesome. Did you
Speaker 1: like that answer? Did you seem okay with it being
Speaker 1: called a date? She was cool with it. You know,
Speaker 1: it was kind of awkward for both of us, but
Speaker 1: since it wasn't either of us that caused the awkwardness,
Speaker 1: we both just kind of laughed it off. And yeah,
Speaker 1: she seemed fine with it. And this was your actual date, right?
Speaker 1: You didn't go out with her, No, we just met
Speaker 1: and kind of decided to hang out for a minute. Okay.
Speaker 1: And how long how long was your guys just hanging
Speaker 1: out that night? Well, we were there for maybe half
Speaker 1: an hour or so. And then I did something stupid.
Speaker 1: I spilled my drink on myself, you know, as we're
Speaker 1: laughing and talking and having a good time. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: we all have spasms like that when we laughed. So
Speaker 1: was the date over then when you dumped your drink
Speaker 1: on yourself? No? Because she mentioned that she lived close
Speaker 1: by there, and I said, you know, I really wanted
Speaker 1: to hang out with her more, but not like covered
Speaker 1: into sticky alcohol. I said, look, I don't want to
Speaker 1: be forward. I'm not trying anything, but would you mind
Speaker 1: if I went back to if we went back to
Speaker 1: your place and I could kind of clean myself up
Speaker 1: a little bit. How big of a drink? I mean,
Speaker 1: I've spiled a lot of drinks on myself and just
Speaker 1: been fine with it. Well, it was red wine. You know,
Speaker 1: you don't want to let it fit for too long.
Speaker 1: So it was your idea to go back to her
Speaker 1: place and then take your shirt off, yeah, and sit
Speaker 1: there and talk to her with out a shirt on,
Speaker 1: or maybe borrow one of her frocks. I was thinking
Speaker 1: just like going, you know, wash it off into sink
Speaker 1: and then put it back on again. Let it be damp,
Speaker 1: and that would be honest. I didn't really think it
Speaker 1: through that far, all right, you were totally just using
Speaker 1: it as an excuse to go back to her place.
Speaker 1: That would have been nice. I wasn't though. I really
Speaker 1: did want to take their wine stained shirt. Did you
Speaker 1: guys go back to her place where she like, nah,
Speaker 1: that's good, we'll go out a different time. No, she
Speaker 1: was fine with it, so we did. We went back
Speaker 1: to her place, and you know, I cleaned myself up
Speaker 1: as best I could and she said, hey, do you
Speaker 1: want another your drink? So we ended up hanging out
Speaker 1: at her place and having a couple of drinks and
Speaker 1: then oops, I spilled one on my pants. Now, sorry,
Speaker 1: I didn't see that one coming. So you know, I
Speaker 1: wish I had had that level of forethought and tried that,
Speaker 1: but I didn't. Oh you didn't, Okay, So you guys
Speaker 1: just hung out and talked for a while. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: I'd had enough to drink by that point. I didn't
Speaker 1: really feel comfortable driving home, so I ended up crashing
Speaker 1: on her couch okay. And yeah, she was in her bed,
Speaker 1: I was in the couch. No funny business. Everything was cool.
Speaker 1: But we'd had a really good time. So what was
Speaker 1: it like in the morning. Did she wake you up? Well?
Speaker 1: I woke up before she did, and I didn't want
Speaker 1: to wake her up. I wanted to let her sleep,
Speaker 1: you know, as long as I could, So I just
Speaker 1: I left, thinking that that was the considerate thing to do.
Speaker 1: Was there a note left behind or anything. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: left her a little note said hey, I didn't want
Speaker 1: to wake you had a great time. Hope we can
Speaker 1: hang out again. And I haven't heard from her since then. Okay,
Speaker 1: So what do you think might have gone wrong? Either
Speaker 1: she just wasn't having as good a time as I
Speaker 1: thought she was, or maybe she thought it was rude
Speaker 1: or something that I left without saying goodbye even though
Speaker 1: I was trying to beat, you know, as considerate as
Speaker 1: I could. So I don't know. Okay, all right, well
Speaker 1: we'll figure it out for you. A play a song,
Speaker 1: come back, call her and get your second date update. Okay, cool,
Speaker 1: thank you, Yeah, no problem, hang on rooking Jubil in
Speaker 1: the morning second update right in the middle of a
Speaker 1: second date update. And if you're just tuning in, Sean
Speaker 1: who's on the phone to do a second date update today,
Speaker 1: just gave every dude listening a great idea on how
Speaker 1: to get back to a lady's house. Just spill drinks
Speaker 1: on yourself. Stop, because that's what he did on his date.
Speaker 1: He met a girl at a show. They bonded over
Speaker 1: the banjo player, and then they went to a bar
Speaker 1: after and we're having some drinks and he spilled his
Speaker 1: drink on himself and then he was like, oh man,
Speaker 1: now I need to take my shirt off and clean it.
Speaker 1: Can we go back to your place? And she said yes,
Speaker 1: so apparently it's a tactic that worked, Sean. I still
Speaker 1: think you did that on purpose. I wish I had
Speaker 1: and from now on I will you know if this
Speaker 1: works anyway. I mean, like, if a guy said that
Speaker 1: to me, I would obviously think he wanted to get
Speaker 1: it on and my house and was using it as
Speaker 1: an excuse. Maybe she was disappointed that you didn't try anything. Really,
Speaker 1: I you know, I don't know. Maybe I was like
Speaker 1: too tipsy to pick up on that by that point.
Speaker 1: I didn't think I was. Who knows. Sean actually spent
Speaker 1: the night at her house and then left and left
Speaker 1: her a note saying that he had a good time,
Speaker 1: and then tried to get ahold of her after, but
Speaker 1: hasn't heard anything from her. When doll her phone number
Speaker 1: right now and see if we can get her on
Speaker 1: the phone and find out why. You're ready? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. Hello, Hi, Can I speak to Julianna please? Yeah?
Speaker 1: This is she. Hey, Julianna, how are you? This is
Speaker 1: Jebel from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. Who is
Speaker 1: this Jebel from Brook and Jewbil in the Morning. I'm right,
Speaker 1: what is this? It's a radio show? Is this a
Speaker 1: scammer trying toform me something. I'm going to hang up. No,
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to send anything at all. One of
Speaker 1: our listeners actually emailed us about you. Okay. His name
Speaker 1: is Sean, and he's a guy that you sort of
Speaker 1: went on a date with recently. Oh that went down?
Speaker 1: So you remember hanging out with Sean? Yeah, I remember him.
Speaker 1: It doesn't sound like you fondly remember him. You could
Speaker 1: say that, oh, oh, okay, he has great memories of you. Really, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's why he emailed us. Sean wants to know why
Speaker 1: you're not calling him back. I think he's a sketch ball.
Speaker 1: Is that a good enough reason? No? I mean we
Speaker 1: talked to him. I thought he was like dorky at worst,
Speaker 1: but a nice guy. So he called you. What did
Speaker 1: you say? Well, I don't want to tell you because
Speaker 1: you sound mad. I want to know. I want to know.
Speaker 1: What did he say? Well, he said that he met
Speaker 1: you at some show and you guys were bonding over
Speaker 1: the great banjo player that they had, and then you
Speaker 1: went to Then you went to a bar after and
Speaker 1: he spilled a drink on himself and asked if he
Speaker 1: could go back to your place to kind of clean
Speaker 1: a shirt up or something, which we all said had
Speaker 1: to be an excuse to just get over to your place,
Speaker 1: but he swore up and down it wasn't. So I
Speaker 1: guess he didn't mention to you that he's a thief.
Speaker 1: What whoa, Yeah, he's a cleptomaniac. He didn't drop that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he didn't tell us that he likes to steal things. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So the next morning I was in my room, he
Speaker 1: was on the couch. I heard some rustling in the
Speaker 1: hallway and was like, I don't know, like five am
Speaker 1: or something, and then I heard a door closed, so
Speaker 1: I called out. I was like, Sean, Sean, hello, No answer,
Speaker 1: So I got up, walked out in the hallway. I
Speaker 1: looked around it, checked the couch. He wasn't there. He
Speaker 1: was gone. But I saw that the closet door in
Speaker 1: my hallway was open where I keep my coats and stuff, okay,
Speaker 1: and he had put his coat there. So I went
Speaker 1: over to close it and his coat was gone. That
Speaker 1: makes sense, I guess if he was gone. But then
Speaker 1: all of my hangars were gone too. What Yeah, all
Speaker 1: of my empty hangars that were just hanging in my closet.
Speaker 1: We're gone. They were there, They were there before he came. So, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's a thief. Wait, you're accusing him of stealing coat
Speaker 1: hangers from your house. I'm not assuming that that happened.
Speaker 1: I know what that happened. He did it. You sound
Speaker 1: very angry about these hangars being taken. Would you be
Speaker 1: angry if you invited someone back to your house after
Speaker 1: a really nice date and then found out that they
Speaker 1: stole things from you? Yeah, yeah, I think you'd be. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess, But I don't know why. Hangers just doesn't
Speaker 1: hit me that hard neither. It's so weird. They're my things.
Speaker 1: I only just met. We hung out for like a
Speaker 1: couple of hours, and I invited him back to my place. Like,
Speaker 1: what the man, Like, why did you take my hangars? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a really valid question. It makes no sense. It's weird.
Speaker 1: It's sketchy and dumb. You didn't notice anything else missing
Speaker 1: from your house. It was just the hangars. You keep
Speaker 1: saying my hangers, like it's like it's not a big deal.
Speaker 1: But but he just took them. He didn't even know,
Speaker 1: he didn't say anything about it. He just took my hangers.
Speaker 1: That is weird, man. Yeah, I guess it is weird.
Speaker 1: I don't know why you would take hangers. Don't you
Speaker 1: want to know why he would? Don't you know why
Speaker 1: he would want to steal your hangers? No, I don't
Speaker 1: care why he did it. I don't care how he
Speaker 1: tries to excuse himself. He's lucky I didn't call the police.
Speaker 1: I'd love to see him get arrested for that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I probably, Yeah, you probably could get him arrested. I'm
Speaker 1: kind of wondering why he would steal your hangers, So
Speaker 1: I think we should ask him, Julianna, because he's on
Speaker 1: the phone listening right now and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 1: What this is a setup? I don't like that word.
Speaker 1: It's a dirty way to describe it, but yeah, kind
Speaker 1: of Sean. Hey, Julianna, Wow, I didn't know you're on
Speaker 1: the phone, But since you are, what the hell are
Speaker 1: you thinking? A great question? Okay, this is a big misunderstanding.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, what's the misunderstanding? He took my hangers? And
Speaker 1: what's the misunderstanding? Okay, yeah, I took some hangars. I'm sorry, honestly. Okay,
Speaker 1: well you did take them? Oh my god, how is
Speaker 1: there misunderstanding? There so weird. All right, Julianna, just calm down,
Speaker 1: hear me out. Okay, there's actually a really good reason
Speaker 1: why I took the hangars. There is no good reason
Speaker 1: why you would take my hangar. I'm interested in hearing
Speaker 1: the reason too. I think everybody is. And how many
Speaker 1: hangars are we talking about right now, like three or twelve?
Speaker 1: It was probably around fifteen or so. But okay, here's
Speaker 1: the thing. I just moved into a new apartment. My
Speaker 1: hangars are all in a box somewhere. I don't know where.
Speaker 1: Everything I own is in boxes, except for all my
Speaker 1: clothes that are in a pile on my kitchen table.
Speaker 1: So I was thinking, all right, I was getting my
Speaker 1: coat out of the closet, and I'm thinking, oh my god,
Speaker 1: here's all these hangers. If I just grab a handful
Speaker 1: and tim with me, it'll make my life so much
Speaker 1: easier for the next few days. And then when I
Speaker 1: see her again, I'll bring them back because I'll have
Speaker 1: my life together a little bit more about that point,
Speaker 1: and I'll say, hey, you probably didn't even notice fees
Speaker 1: were gone, but I borrowed some of your hangers. I
Speaker 1: was thinking you'd like think it was charming and funny.
Speaker 1: But it's so weird you thought that stealing my hangers
Speaker 1: and maybe actually want to see you again or surprisingly,
Speaker 1: but the fact that you sold my things would be
Speaker 1: exciting and charming, because that makes some no sense. I
Speaker 1: didn't steal anything, okay, I just borrowed something with every
Speaker 1: intention of giving it back. I'll bring them back today
Speaker 1: if you want. And it's fifteen plastic coat hangers. That
Speaker 1: I didn't think being is when you asked someone, and
Speaker 1: ask someone usually that you know or you can't just
Speaker 1: need someone and then take their things and think it's
Speaker 1: okay that you'll bring it back. What about intee you again? Well,
Speaker 1: we'd had such a good time. I thought you were
Speaker 1: probably gonna want to hang out again. Really annoying too,
Speaker 1: that you would just assume that, so take my things
Speaker 1: and that's your reasoning. That is so stupid. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: it was kind of inconsiderate. I probably should have said
Speaker 1: something about that on the note I left you. So
Speaker 1: I'm I'm sorry. You know, what do you want me
Speaker 1: to do? Honestly, at this point, I don't even care.
Speaker 1: Just keep the hangers? Do you think your angers maybe
Speaker 1: a little bit out of control? On this one. No one, No, no,
Speaker 1: you don't want a fust things that we just met
Speaker 1: that night. You don't know what's that gonna win someone
Speaker 1: over by taking their things? He just like that. What
Speaker 1: doesn't that means for you to think? So every time
Speaker 1: he comes over, if we hang out again, he's gonna
Speaker 1: take something else? I don't. Yeah, that's true, like all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, you're silverware's missing, just a couple of
Speaker 1: forks though, I just I moved like not gonna lie,
Speaker 1: but like that's indicative of like kleptomaniac tendencies, Like what
Speaker 1: the hell that I think we're getting carried away? You
Speaker 1: think you're maybe blin us a little bit out of
Speaker 1: proportion for fifteen plastic coat hangers. I mean, I'm not
Speaker 1: doing anything else proportion. Julianna, you're clearly fired up about this,
Speaker 1: and I think you two should get together and talk
Speaker 1: outside of this phone call. Would you like to go
Speaker 1: on a second day? No? Would you like to go
Speaker 1: on a second day with Sean? Will pay for it?
Speaker 1: I don't care how fast you say it, I'm not
Speaker 1: doing it. If I said this, best got a seconday
Speaker 1: with him? What is that fast? Come on? Give up
Speaker 1: a chance. He's like dumb with social graces maybe, but
Speaker 1: he doesn't sound like a bad person. Well, dumb with
Speaker 1: social racism, not not attractive. I don't know. This is Beery. Look,
Speaker 1: whether you want to hang out again or not, that's fine.
Speaker 1: But I'm gonna tell you what. I'll come back to
Speaker 1: your place tonight. I'll bring back your hangers. No no,
Speaker 1: no no no no no no, you don't did you
Speaker 1: hear that? Though he said he'd bring up brand new sets.
Speaker 1: That's an upgrade. You're right, Jewel, Well you're the god.
Speaker 1: If you come up with tonight with those hangars, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna shut him inside you. That was aggressive. You never
Speaker 1: know that could be even more incentive for him. In
Speaker 1: the morning text in at seven eight five nine two
Speaker 1: says that Julia woman from the second day update, only
Speaker 1: two words come to mind. Whack job, very high pitched man,
Speaker 1: she gets mad. Yeah, except I kind of agree with her,
Speaker 1: though I don't think she's that much a whack job. Really, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, just because it's hangers doesn't mean it's not weird.
Speaker 1: Took something. You don't know what we're talking about. We're
Speaker 1: talking about today's second date update. This dude named Sean
Speaker 1: wanted to call Juliana. That's her name, and she wasn't
Speaker 1: calling him back because he stole hangers from her. I
Speaker 1: know it sounds weird. Yeah, he woke up in the
Speaker 1: morning took some hangers and she was really mad about it. Now,
Speaker 1: she did kind of freak out a little too much,
Speaker 1: maybe kind of be like, why would you take my hangers?
Speaker 1: Instead of calling him like a thief and yelling at
Speaker 1: him a bunch, But she agreed to never go out
Speaker 1: with him again. She doesn't ever want to see him
Speaker 1: again because he's a kleptomaniac and a thief. I was
Speaker 1: so unorganized I wouldn't even know if he stole a
Speaker 1: bunch of my hangers. Yeah, I'd had no idea. I'll
Speaker 1: tell him. Remember, if you want to do a second
Speaker 1: date update, all you have to do excuse me me.
Speaker 1: There you go. Man. All you have to do is
Speaker 1: email the show and we will call the person who
Speaker 1: didn't call you back.