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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little secret. Everybody has dealt with the person

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Speaker 1: who's on the phone for a dirty little secret today.

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Speaker 1: Most people don't like them. Some people are them, though.

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Speaker 1: Text in four one six one. Tell us you have

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Speaker 1: a dirty little secret, and we'll let you say whatever

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Speaker 1: it is on the show. And you're free to say

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Speaker 1: whatever you want because we keep everybody anonymous. That's why

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Speaker 1: everybody gets a fake anonymous nickname and on the phone

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Speaker 1: right now to tell us a dirty little secret. That

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Speaker 1: person with a really loud laugh in a restaurant like

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Speaker 1: super loud, I suck. I don't know, but what's up

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Speaker 1: loud laugher and restaurants? How are you pretty quiet? It

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Speaker 1: doesn't sound like you have that little laugh, I guess.

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Speaker 1: But anyway, you have a dirty little secret? Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: what is it? Yeah it's okay. So, oh my gosh.

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Speaker 1: So a little while back, I actually broke my tailbone.

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Speaker 1: Whoa ouch? Is that the secret? Well that I couldn't

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Speaker 1: hide obviously it was like terrible. Um everyone knew, you know,

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Speaker 1: like my gayly and my friends. When I worked, everybody

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Speaker 1: knew I broke my tailbone. Um, but I lied about

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Speaker 1: how it happened. Oh really, Okay, well, do you ask

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Speaker 1: for a lie or the truth? Now, well we know

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Speaker 1: why you lied based on your story, or do you

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Speaker 1: need to tell us why you lied first, I'll tell

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Speaker 1: you why I lied. Okay, Well the truth will set

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Speaker 1: you free. Yeah yeah, So why are you lying to

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Speaker 1: people about how you broke your tailbone? So I'm like

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Speaker 1: way too embarrassed about Like, this is one of those

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Speaker 1: things I would not tell anyone because it's like kind

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Speaker 1: of cringe. All right, So it's a cringe way that

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Speaker 1: you broke your tailbone. What did you do that? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Do you know those like stripper workout videos? Yeah, I've

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Speaker 1: heard of them. I've never actually I've tried. I wanted

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Speaker 1: to do stripper size, but you know, haven't haven't the

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Speaker 1: DVD easier? Yeah? So yeah, but I have heard of them. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they have like classes, but I was like embarrassed to

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Speaker 1: go to one of those classes. So like, not only

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Speaker 1: did I, you know, find the video, but I ordered

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Speaker 1: one of those poles for your house. Okay, I think

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Speaker 1: I know where this is going. Yeah, so you order

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Speaker 1: you know, you like attach it to the ceiling and

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Speaker 1: the floor, and I like made sure it was secure

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Speaker 1: and everything, and I was like confident about how it

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Speaker 1: was going to go down. Um, so I started doing

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Speaker 1: the workout and I was like splinging around on it,

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Speaker 1: and I clearly did not install it right because it

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Speaker 1: crashed down so hard, so fat that I couldn't stop

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Speaker 1: myself and just like shattered my tailbook. So if then

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Speaker 1: the pole actually fell on top of you or oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: it absolutely like not only did my tailbone hit the ground,

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Speaker 1: but I was still gripping the pole. So you're still

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Speaker 1: dedicated to let's still wrapped around the stripper pole. And

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Speaker 1: please tell me you got it on video. Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 1: You know, it's like so funny because I did get

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Speaker 1: it on video because I was like trying to watch

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Speaker 1: my form and you know people post those videos, but

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Speaker 1: I am way too embarrassed. I mean, totally funny. You

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Speaker 1: should just like blow your face out. Oh yeah, if

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Speaker 1: you blow it out, I'd be okay. Oh there's the thought.

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Speaker 1: Do you know, will you actually you know, did you

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Speaker 1: get the strip of pole to practice for stripping or

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Speaker 1: was it just strictly fitness? It was like fitness, but

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Speaker 1: you know when you're also just like this might be

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Speaker 1: good for my self esteem, and then absolutely the opposite happened.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be so hot, Like I'm gonna show them,

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Speaker 1: you know, I bring over. I want to show them

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Speaker 1: what I can do. Is the next guy that I

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Speaker 1: meet from Tender, that I invite over here to Netflix

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Speaker 1: and chill, he's gonna see my stripper powle and he's

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Speaker 1: gonna ask me about it, and I'd be like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I do the stripple workout you want to see. And

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Speaker 1: then he's gonna be like, oh my god, this chick

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Speaker 1: is so bomb. The next thing you know, you're in

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Speaker 1: a wheelchair. That's hilarious. Well, hopefully you post a video someday,

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Speaker 1: and if you do, send it to us because we

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Speaker 1: would love to see it. Please, I definitely would. All Right, well,

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Speaker 1: thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: What's your dirty little secret?