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Speaker 3: If I can say it, I better be able to
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Speaker 3: Wow, welcome, we got a monster. We got one.
Speaker 4: God, dude, we were limping into this one.
Speaker 2: Over here, just trying to figure this out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Kyle came with h He's known as our tech guy.
Speaker 4: But yeah, yeah, I had a lot lot of tech
Speaker 4: issues at the beginning. Now he's using his telephone as
Speaker 4: his microphone.
Speaker 5: We don't want to we don't want to bore you
Speaker 5: with the details, but we're gonna.
Speaker 4: So, yeah, we will for fifteen minutes. Right up top,
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Speaker 2: Okay, everybody out there who knows what's going on.
Speaker 7: I just got the Universal Audio Apollo twin X Thunderbolt.
Speaker 8: Okay, it's stayed at the hard top dog all right,
Speaker 8: but let's state you've got it. I guess I guess
Speaker 8: you have to download drivers or something for it right,
Speaker 8: and then you have to like connect the codes and.
Speaker 4: Like, dude, why did you get that? Ship? Then that
Speaker 4: sounds that's do doo.
Speaker 3: Just sounds bad.
Speaker 4: Just use the old stuff. And then and then it's
Speaker 4: our audio sounds dope as fuck. We won the funniest podcast.
Speaker 2: Yeah, makes it funny? Am I wrong?
Speaker 5: Least organized?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're not wrong, But I think what makes it
Speaker 4: funny is sort of the bad audio that we always
Speaker 4: have and the fans are like, I kind of heard that.
Speaker 4: I'm sure it was funny, and I think that's what
Speaker 4: our fans loved.
Speaker 5: We work in the shadows, which I believe you know
Speaker 5: something about it.
Speaker 4: I believe shadow. So what's up with this? Is this
Speaker 4: fourth of July episode? Is that why you're wearing the
Speaker 4: fourth of July? Diddy? There Jersey?
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, I've been known to do the Diddy. Let's
Speaker 5: just say. Olympic trials went down this past week. Ship.
Speaker 2: This is the way.
Speaker 5: I'm not feeling too good, guys. I think I got
Speaker 5: a case of Olympic fever once again?
Speaker 3: Who cares?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you really do love the Olympics, and the Olympics
Speaker 4: are just they're just fine. I think that's okay. I
Speaker 4: always want to like them more than I do. I
Speaker 4: do like that.
Speaker 5: If you did have to pick a sport that you
Speaker 5: rock with in the Olympics, yeah, what is it? Track? Swimming?
Speaker 5: Is it gymnastics? Is it rowing?
Speaker 4: The track?
Speaker 5: You track?
Speaker 4: Because I'm such a basketball fan, it would be basketball.
Speaker 4: But then you watch those games and they suck. It's
Speaker 4: like America has like one hundred and eighty points and
Speaker 4: then Nigeria has twelve and you're like, this sucks.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but not gonna gets down to it. Bro when
Speaker 5: it gets down to like the final four of the
Speaker 5: Elite eight, like Lithuania is bawling.
Speaker 4: Okay, hey, and now I know and now I'm excited.
Speaker 3: But also I don't know if you guys have ever
Speaker 3: watched badminton, but it goes fucking off.
Speaker 4: Dog is not an Olympic sport.
Speaker 3: Ahead is badminton. It's probably the first Olympic sport. It's
Speaker 3: like wrestling in badminton.
Speaker 5: Right, it was naked wrestling.
Speaker 4: The second thing they created.
Speaker 3: Yes, they found shuttlecocks ink so bad.
Speaker 2: I'm so glad that somebody got to say it.
Speaker 5: I'm kind of shocked that badminton didn't do what pickleball
Speaker 5: did bad minton.
Speaker 2: It is, it's badminton. He's saying it right, it's bad.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 3: I'm excited that we have a real badminton historian.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I also say February.
Speaker 4: Mitt minton, bad miton, here we go, it's weird en
Speaker 4: bad minton.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like a mint like like a mint mobile.
Speaker 5: Science. And then and what do you think the tennis
Speaker 5: tournament in uh London is called Wimbledon? What do you
Speaker 5: think it's called Wimbledon.
Speaker 3: It's Wimbledon the d Yeah, wimble done Wimbledon.
Speaker 5: Yes, more like what Blake just said, Wimbledon. It's Wimbledon,
Speaker 5: wimbled Wimbledon.
Speaker 2: What else?
Speaker 5: What else?
Speaker 4: Wow? I did not know words man words.
Speaker 5: And it's actually kra oka say karaoke.
Speaker 3: Have you have you guys ever played like an actual,
Speaker 3: really heated match of bad minton in college?
Speaker 5: We me and my boy too. We would go to innermurals.
Speaker 5: Hell yeah, just get We were pretty good, like he's athletic,
Speaker 5: and I was at least in shape and tall and
Speaker 5: could reach and not run out of energy.
Speaker 3: It's kind of an easy game, or no, very hard.
Speaker 5: We got destroyed by these dudes from India who like
Speaker 5: grew up playing.
Speaker 3: Just like I hate to say it, I don't think
Speaker 3: USA brings home the gold and badminton.
Speaker 5: No, I believe Norway is very strong.
Speaker 3: I thought via I thought Vietnam killed it. I thought
Speaker 3: Vietnam was kind of the spot.
Speaker 5: I think Indonesia, Vietnam, Yeah.
Speaker 3: They really rap it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's the places that don't play the big the
Speaker 4: actual sports that people care about. WHOA Okay, I think
Speaker 4: I think so, they like they find their niche.
Speaker 2: I think you can care about badminton.
Speaker 4: Well I don't think. No, they don't. I mean some
Speaker 4: people do for sure, but like Adam, as a world
Speaker 4: in general, we care about badminton.
Speaker 5: You're saying this like you don't realize that we invented
Speaker 5: football because we weren't any good at badminton's.
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, well you were the Did you know all
Speaker 9: the Olympics?
Speaker 5: I didn't know.
Speaker 4: I figured it might have been about soccer?
Speaker 2: Is what the Olympics. Isn't that what the Olympics are about? Though?
Speaker 7: They're about giving a ship about sports that normally are
Speaker 7: not given a ship about.
Speaker 2: Isn't that I don't know.
Speaker 3: That is written? Yeah, that's written in like the scribe
Speaker 3: in like in the stone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's on some tablets, dude.
Speaker 3: Yeah. In Greece they were like, we don't give a
Speaker 3: fuck about anything said basketball and football. Yeah, but if
Speaker 3: you want to play badmintonton and swim, ski and shoot
Speaker 3: at the same time and swim, then we will buy athlon.
Speaker 4: Hey, Blake, you are so dumb. Wow, well I love it.
Speaker 4: What are the first? It's wrestling? Wrestling was first, and
Speaker 4: then has to that's running right?
Speaker 5: Running? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, wrestling and then running before?
Speaker 4: Is that it the first? The first Olympic?
Speaker 5: I like, and.
Speaker 4: I get it. I get it. We're being dumb for
Speaker 4: dumb sake. But it gets it does get old, it
Speaker 4: gets hiring, I think for the audience because they're like,
Speaker 4: oh what what am I listening to?
Speaker 5: Adam's fed up, guys, I'm fed up.
Speaker 3: Okay, have this be the smartest podcast yet?
Speaker 4: Can we just have a very smart episode? I I
Speaker 4: know I started guys pronouncing badminton, which I don't think.
Speaker 4: You guys are punking me a little.
Speaker 5: Bit, guying.
Speaker 3: Let's lift the veil, let's open the curtain. Let's show
Speaker 3: people that we're actually very smart, very smart.
Speaker 5: Market members of intelligentsia.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we won't talk until we sell. Yeah, we know
Speaker 3: what we're talking about.
Speaker 4: It's an absolute silent episode.
Speaker 5: I do want to say this though, I do love
Speaker 5: that like every four years the like World's best shot
Speaker 5: Pudder is like on his ship, you know what I mean,
Speaker 5: and then he just goes back to being at home,
Speaker 5: depot or like whatever. Like the gig is. They're only
Speaker 5: like these people are only training for this. They aren't
Speaker 5: making a ship ton of money. That's what's kind of
Speaker 5: like it's interesting to say more noble than like doing
Speaker 5: being a professional athlete in a major league. But it's
Speaker 5: just fucking red.
Speaker 4: No, that is That is what's cool about these smaller
Speaker 4: like the Badminton's steeplechase.
Speaker 5: What's happening?
Speaker 2: Yeah? This shot put? What else is archery?
Speaker 3: What is steeple chase?
Speaker 5: Steeple chase? You run at eight thousand and you jump
Speaker 5: over three hurdles and one of them has water on
Speaker 5: the other side. You know I'm talking about?
Speaker 3: Uh wait, so what why? Where did that game?
Speaker 5: Even?
Speaker 3: What did that even come from? Like was it like,
Speaker 3: how did they invent that?
Speaker 5: I don't know, man, I'm just.
Speaker 2: One more time.
Speaker 5: What is it? It's it's a run around a track.
Speaker 5: For eight thousand and I think there's three hurdles that
Speaker 5: you got to jump over that and one of them
Speaker 5: has like a little pit of water on the other
Speaker 5: side of it, So like if you don't clear, as
Speaker 5: you get tired, it's harder to clear the water. Your
Speaker 5: shoes are getting wet. It's a wet mess.
Speaker 4: And that is an Olympic events. Yeah, I love that's sick.
Speaker 4: And I just put something in the group chat here.
Speaker 4: It says the first Olympic Games, held in ancient Greece
Speaker 4: from seven hundred and seventy six BC to three included
Speaker 4: sports such as foot races, jumping cool just jumping, throwing,
Speaker 4: jump this, rolling, boxing, wrestling, and pink ration.
Speaker 5: I can, okay, So pink rationing is you guys, do
Speaker 5: you know what that is?
Speaker 4: I do know what that is.
Speaker 5: Go ahead.
Speaker 4: It's a combination of boxing and wrestling.
Speaker 3: No, I have no idea UFC, so it's UFC.
Speaker 4: Okay, Now, what I was about to say, I was like,
Speaker 4: it's cool that Dana White just stole from the Olympic
Speaker 4: the ancient Olympic Games, and was like, yo, let me
Speaker 4: gank that. We'll call it ultimate fighting, when really, yeah,
Speaker 4: I did it's the smartest episode, Kyle, I say that
Speaker 4: used to be.
Speaker 2: One of my favorite words of all time.
Speaker 3: Dude, ganking still goes?
Speaker 4: Is that the word of the day. I'm not sure.
Speaker 3: Maybe I don't think gank is a real word.
Speaker 5: So there's no way, of course that's what you think
Speaker 5: until you look it up and it's like, oh, ganglish mate.
Speaker 3: No, gank for sure, forty made up gangs. Gang that
Speaker 3: is definitely from the Bay. Gank is from the Bay.
Speaker 5: I wonder they might have ganged it from somewhere else.
Speaker 4: No, it's in the diction. It's it's in the dictionary,
Speaker 4: and it's to take her steal so to rob or
Speaker 4: do you frog saying?
Speaker 5: People say, gaffle, why do we have boxing wrestling and
Speaker 5: the mix of boxing and wrestling, like.
Speaker 3: Because that's UFC. Come on, you know this, well, I.
Speaker 4: Know, I think boxing. I mean in the Olympics, the
Speaker 4: first Olympic Games, yeah, you would think, yeah, I mean,
Speaker 4: because I guess they just ran out. They like didn't
Speaker 4: have arrows yet, so they like run and do other things.
Speaker 4: They're like, you can't figure out how to do other
Speaker 4: things yet, let's just.
Speaker 7: Throwing discs and n I thought, for sure, they had
Speaker 7: arrows at the beginning.
Speaker 4: No, there were spears first, four arrows before arrows. It's
Speaker 4: the smartest episode, which is a really smart.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Javelin's pretty before arrows. That makes sense.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I was watching track track trials around now.
Speaker 5: I fucking love that ship. Dude.
Speaker 3: You love watching running?
Speaker 5: I love it. I love because it's something that it's
Speaker 5: something almost everyone can do. Obviously, some people are not
Speaker 5: physically able to run because they have no legs.
Speaker 4: Can't do it, can't do it. But like I can't run.
Speaker 5: This is the thing we can all do. And these
Speaker 5: are the fastest people on the planet at that.
Speaker 4: That's pretty tight. I will say, though, Dude, when it's
Speaker 4: when they're like it's the thirty six hundred meters whatever
Speaker 4: the longest one is, and you start to watch and
Speaker 4: you're like all right, yeah, and then you're like, what
Speaker 4: the fuck am I wat? And they cut commercials, they
Speaker 4: come back, they're still running, and like the guy in
Speaker 4: the yellow shirt is a little ahead, and you're like,
Speaker 4: who gives a ship?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but also even let's just.
Speaker 4: Cut back into the last lap.
Speaker 5: But then they give you the backstory about why he's
Speaker 5: wearing a yellow shirt. He's a school teacher. It represents
Speaker 5: the students back home. He's raising money for THELS.
Speaker 4: Well, that's exactly right. It just do they put the
Speaker 4: best announcers on those events where they're like, you're gonna
Speaker 4: have you're gonna have to spin a yarn because oh yeah,
Speaker 4: this is such a long event. You're gonna have to
Speaker 4: tell the whole backstory. You're gonna have to know the
Speaker 4: backstory on every person because who you don't know who's
Speaker 4: gonna win, So you've got to have backstories.
Speaker 3: And every they start making it up. They're like, oh,
Speaker 3: they failed, like NASA trials. They wanted to go to
Speaker 3: fucking different planets, but real Vertigo kept them on Earth.
Speaker 3: See that that's already pretty intriguing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh all right, what else? What else?
Speaker 2: Blake?
Speaker 4: So then yes, yes, and well hey Blake, uh okay,
Speaker 4: do your best announcer announce her voice and let's spin
Speaker 4: a yarn, spinning yarn.
Speaker 2: And running again.
Speaker 4: What doesn't need to be about NASA? Just whatever you want.
Speaker 4: But you can't say. You can't say, fucking you can't
Speaker 4: you are an announcer. This is Bob Costas is sitting
Speaker 4: right next to.
Speaker 3: For years he would run in the Sahara Desert training
Speaker 3: for the planet Mars, and it's in its hot surface.
Speaker 3: But as you can see, he was denied access to
Speaker 3: the ship because of his vertigo, so he had to
Speaker 3: remain on Earth and that is why he can run
Speaker 3: in such hot, flat settings. And what you're seeing now
Speaker 3: as him.
Speaker 10: And he and he's passing and he's passing the runner
Speaker 10: from Zaire and it is it is happening now and
Speaker 10: Switzerland has taken the lead.
Speaker 3: Houston, we have a problem.
Speaker 4: Wow, Hey, hey, that's a yard dude, wouldn't it be
Speaker 4: h We don't have a problem because.
Speaker 3: Now Houston, we don't have a problem. The Americans are
Speaker 3: in the lead. They're in the lead in the last stretch.
Speaker 3: This is incredible.
Speaker 2: They got Swiss tied it out.
Speaker 4: Spunny arn Bob Bennery.
Speaker 3: But I will I will.
Speaker 4: Say that slow. You spoke very slowly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you have to throw it out. It's like an
Speaker 3: audio book. It's like listening to an audio book.
Speaker 4: I feel like even even the announcers of when it's
Speaker 4: a longer event, they still speak with a pace and
Speaker 4: a cadence. I feel like they're not going. Yeah. So
Speaker 4: he's a NASA and he was supposed to go to.
Speaker 7: Maybe they should Will that be good on those long
Speaker 7: ass races, bro, because then you don't have to use
Speaker 7: this many words.
Speaker 3: And they're googling on their iPhone while they're talking. They're like,
Speaker 3: so this guy is how do.
Speaker 5: You spell it?
Speaker 2: How do you spell it?
Speaker 3: How do you spell his name?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: He was in NASS.
Speaker 4: I mean does he need to know how to spell
Speaker 4: it or say it?
Speaker 5: Just so?
Speaker 2: Probably say it? Was he saying it in a theory, Yeah,
Speaker 2: he could say it in a series.
Speaker 5: In this hypothetical situation. Blake likes to know that he
Speaker 5: can also spell it. Yeah. Absolutely.
Speaker 3: If I can say it, I better be able to
Speaker 3: spell it. That's my number one rule.
Speaker 4: So well, what what do you What Olympic event do
Speaker 4: you think you could? I mean, obviously we're not gonna
Speaker 4: make it like we know, swimming for durs, but maybe
Speaker 4: a sport that.
Speaker 5: The women's fifty freestyle that.
Speaker 4: We wouldn't think that you could do. Like you look
Speaker 4: at me and you're like, this guy's that he's built
Speaker 4: for wrestling, he's built for shotput.
Speaker 2: You know shotput? You're a shot put bro, Dude?
Speaker 3: Powerlifting?
Speaker 4: Powerlifting?
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's the other thing that discuss, I think you
Speaker 2: would crush.
Speaker 5: As are you saying, like, what do you think in
Speaker 5: like a hypothetical situation, hypothetical where you've where you've been
Speaker 5: able to train your body, Hang on, this is easy,
Speaker 5: where you've been able to train your body to its
Speaker 5: absolute peak for what it would accomplish. What is the
Speaker 5: sport for you?
Speaker 2: Yeah, well pickle ball is not in the Olympics, So.
Speaker 4: No, it is not. No, it is not yet, nor
Speaker 4: will we let it be.
Speaker 3: It will never be. It will never be, Kyle.
Speaker 5: We're getting you in the pool for water polo. Kyle,
Speaker 5: come on, cut it out, man.
Speaker 2: I tried water polo for a day. I couldn't cut
Speaker 2: it too much water.
Speaker 10: I know.
Speaker 5: But we're saying, like, in a hypothetical situation where your
Speaker 5: body has been tuned up, baby.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you would have had to gotten this is you
Speaker 4: start childhood and then and then you you tune with
Speaker 4: your baseball pitch.
Speaker 2: Come on, a big water polo is a sick fucking game, dude.
Speaker 3: Like it is because you get to grab everybody's dick
Speaker 3: underwater and they don't even know you're doing it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's mostly why Kyle, I think it's into it
Speaker 4: that's why.
Speaker 3: That's like the number thing I.
Speaker 2: Like about it.
Speaker 7: What, No, the thing you do is you grow your
Speaker 7: tone nails out and you shave them into points.
Speaker 2: That's what I like.
Speaker 3: Them to pull down from other people's speedos and then
Speaker 3: grab their nuts and rub their butt.
Speaker 4: Do they check your toenails? Is that a real thing?
Speaker 5: They check your fingernails and your toenails before water hole games?
Speaker 5: What about them? And they check them again?
Speaker 4: What if you took a like a bunch of viagara
Speaker 4: or or hymns? The question you gobble down some hymns
Speaker 4: you keep you keep poking people like in the back
Speaker 4: and stuff you feel coming through, Like you know how
Speaker 4: you like climb up someone to like get up higher,
Speaker 4: like climb climb up your your dick is just like
Speaker 4: brushing the shoulder blade.
Speaker 5: Check the manual. Yeah, leg, that's legal exactly right there.
Speaker 3: It's legal, legal, and it is it is.
Speaker 4: I think Kyle could shine there.
Speaker 3: That is an Olympic maneuver right there.
Speaker 4: Like what you got weird?
Speaker 3: Oh, it's very easy.
Speaker 5: Power walking all day.
Speaker 4: Power walk all day because that's not an Olympic event.
Speaker 3: Yes it is, motherfucker son of a bitch walking. This
Speaker 3: is the smartest episode.
Speaker 4: I am not saying we got to go back to
Speaker 4: the original ancient games. We've added a second, we've added
Speaker 4: too many.
Speaker 5: Well, no, no, I want, I want Anna or somebody
Speaker 5: can you before you put in the chat, just look
Speaker 5: up how far it is? I want everyone to guess,
Speaker 5: because I know I know roughly exactly how far it is.
Speaker 5: But how far do you guys think the power walking races?
Speaker 4: Oh, dude, too long?
Speaker 5: I'm sure.
Speaker 2: At bare minimum five miles.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's gonna be my guess.
Speaker 4: I don't know. I mean, I honestly have no clue.
Speaker 4: Too long, and you're watching just a bunch of moms
Speaker 4: walk really fast.
Speaker 3: Durs is stone facing. He is not showing any sort
Speaker 3: of smirk or.
Speaker 4: Smile, dead behind the eyes.
Speaker 3: I'm thinking it's higher. I'm thinking it's higher. I'm thinking
Speaker 3: it's twenty four miles like a marathon. No little less,
Speaker 3: little less?
Speaker 5: Okay, and then and uh, if you're even still fucking
Speaker 5: working behind, Okay, here we go.
Speaker 4: Don't look, don't look.
Speaker 5: She was still two distances twelve point four miles and
Speaker 5: thirty one miles.
Speaker 4: Thirty one So I got I got, yeah, I got
Speaker 4: the twelve all right. That was a total lucky guess.
Speaker 5: Can you imagine like speed walking powerwalking? I'm thirty one
Speaker 5: miles right away. The alarms in my head are ringing.
Speaker 5: It's like, when are we eating? This seems like a
Speaker 5: long walks, dude, where's the snack? Right? The hip dysplasia
Speaker 5: is in full effect for sure.
Speaker 7: So what do you mean is that what you're is
Speaker 7: that what you're using to win? Blake is at the
Speaker 7: end of the finish line.
Speaker 2: What's going on?
Speaker 5: Well, he's got a fishing pole with like hanging in
Speaker 5: front of him, Jason, That's what I would eat, dude.
Speaker 4: I went on a walk last night with my child's
Speaker 4: like pushing a stroller, and I was like, we walked
Speaker 4: like three miles. I was like, this fucking sucks.
Speaker 5: Well, you gotta get the lasagna.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you got to take a snack.
Speaker 4: The fishing pole you were going back? I was, I
Speaker 4: was grilling burgers. I got too far away from my
Speaker 4: house and then realize, now I have to walk all
Speaker 4: the way back pushing the stroller.
Speaker 3: That is the thing about.
Speaker 4: Now we're kind of far away from the cheeseburger that
Speaker 4: I was going to grow. I'm like, this kind of sucked.
Speaker 4: Why did you go so far?
Speaker 5: Common knowledge is the did you just ditch the baby
Speaker 5: in sprint home?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I ran? Yeah, yeah, the first time I've run in
Speaker 4: like five years.
Speaker 3: You called it. You called it huber and drop the
Speaker 3: phone in the create or in the stroller and just
Speaker 3: jet He'll find you.
Speaker 4: Okay, So you would be a power walker. I see
Speaker 4: that for you, Blake, Yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 5: What do you think your distance would be the twenty
Speaker 5: k or the fifty k?
Speaker 3: Well, just due to hunger, I think the shorter distance,
Speaker 3: yeah for sure.
Speaker 2: Okay and a half miles. What do we know what
Speaker 2: times are on the twelve and a half miles? And
Speaker 2: also what it's fast?
Speaker 5: Dude, they're doing like six minute miles, so that's running running.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's very specific.
Speaker 5: Rule get fined or like whatever. There's warnings.
Speaker 3: You always have to have a part of your foot
Speaker 3: touching the ground otherwise it's considered running. So you have
Speaker 3: to always be contacting the ground.
Speaker 4: So you guys, you have to have those long, lean legs.
Speaker 4: I feel like I would, I would not do it well.
Speaker 3: And you got to move your hips like this.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what it is, because it's just a longer stride.
Speaker 4: You take less steps.
Speaker 3: Also, I just feel like if like Michael Myers from
Speaker 3: like Halloween was in it, he would win every time.
Speaker 3: That would be sick to see.
Speaker 4: Yeah, or like the it follows.
Speaker 5: I feel like Mike Myers from Shrek.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I feel like if we had a horror power
Speaker 3: walk Olympics, it would be very interesting to see who
Speaker 3: walks the fastest.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Okay, So the men's world record for the mile walk
Speaker 4: is five hours, thirty one minutes and eight seconds, set
Speaker 4: by British olympian Tom Bosworth.
Speaker 2: That's I think that's five minutes.
Speaker 5: Oh is that that's five minutes thirty one seconds men's
Speaker 5: world record for the mile.
Speaker 2: That's that's five minutes thirty one mile walk.
Speaker 4: Oh, it's five minutes thirty one seconds. Oh okay, I
Speaker 4: thought it was for.
Speaker 2: The whole thing. That's five minutes. Brother.
Speaker 3: I was about to say, that's so slow.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's like yeah. I was like five hours. That
Speaker 4: seems like some Mike might be able to doybe five hours.
Speaker 4: I could watch twelve miles five hours, like I was like.
Speaker 4: But also I was like, well maybe I could get there.
Speaker 3: It's a power It's just about like smoking a blunt
Speaker 3: WA's just like you get distracted. You got to say
Speaker 3: what's up?
Speaker 5: All the homeianes.
Speaker 3: You're like, yo, dude, damn this guy made it here
Speaker 3: in five hours.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so yeah, I think you would be good at it.
Speaker 3: Blake, Yeah it could be cool, bro, just saying what's up?
Speaker 4: Durs? What do you think you would be good at?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Not swim.
Speaker 5: I don't I get it.
Speaker 3: I get it, of course, get it, jesus.
Speaker 5: I don't know what I would be good at. Let me.
Speaker 5: I would love to do track and fields in some
Speaker 5: some regard.
Speaker 2: Could you throw?
Speaker 5: Maybe you know what? You know what I would like
Speaker 5: to do? To kathlon? I think that'd be cathleon?
Speaker 4: Yeah, well not what's fun? What you think you might
Speaker 4: be good at?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I don't know. Maybe I feel like maybe I've got
Speaker 5: the wherewithal size, the size and the engine to do it?
Speaker 5: To kathlon?
Speaker 3: What about the wherewithal?
Speaker 5: Do you know I got that werewolf call where I'm like,
Speaker 5: oh yeah, I think I have the Wherewithal?
Speaker 2: I award you no points? What are the ten things?
Speaker 2: What are the ten Cathal?
Speaker 5: What is it?
Speaker 2: What's in that?
Speaker 5: It's definitely like a few distances of running. I think
Speaker 5: it's high jump. I think it's long jump. It's javelin.
Speaker 5: That's too much, it's discus. I think there's also like
Speaker 5: there's a pie eating aspect at the very beginning.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there I go.
Speaker 3: Do you think you could kill it on the piling
Speaker 3: so hard that it like like how do they? How
Speaker 3: do they? How do you win the medal? Like if
Speaker 3: you're like really good at the pipe and.
Speaker 4: Less good, it has to be the amount of time, yeah,
Speaker 4: because if it's like you said, it's like long jump.
Speaker 5: So there's a point system, there's a point it's long jumping,
Speaker 5: it's it's running.
Speaker 3: There's piling.
Speaker 4: How like how fast you could finish the like the
Speaker 4: first round of Super Mario Brothers.
Speaker 5: There's like a singing there's a singing game.
Speaker 4: There's a singing video game element. You could play uhs,
Speaker 4: back Man or Donkey Kong and those your three that
Speaker 4: you could choose.
Speaker 5: There's a mobile situation.
Speaker 4: I think I would be good at, like shooting guns.
Speaker 4: Isn't there like a rifle?
Speaker 2: It is that a real be rightful?
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, there's marksman. There's the mass shooting. It's the
Speaker 3: newest one this Olympia. I think it'd be good at
Speaker 3: the mass shooting. Yeah, it's it's a mall scenario. And
Speaker 3: then he would people it's a new record.
Speaker 4: I'm a pretty I'm a pretty good shot, but I think.
Speaker 5: You have to run into a grocery store.
Speaker 4: I'm just I'm just like a good shot for a
Speaker 4: guy that shoots a gun once a year when he
Speaker 4: goes hunting. But I think if I were to do it,
Speaker 4: maybe maybe I could g great, we're archery.
Speaker 5: If they had like a mock school like setup where
Speaker 5: it's like a library.
Speaker 2: And like no no, no, like like.
Speaker 5: Fake target monster.
Speaker 6: I mean, for one guy is still setting up, he
Speaker 6: gets locked in America, is bringing home the goal.
Speaker 4: I mean, I know that you said that you don't
Speaker 4: want to like shoot planes out of the air with
Speaker 4: rocket launchers with no people in it, flown by drones,
Speaker 4: but you're pitching a mass a mass shooting, Okay, mass
Speaker 4: shooting with targets. Okays.
Speaker 5: Caught you you in your wester, I got you, dude,
Speaker 5: don't dude epic gay Adam, do not do this to
Speaker 5: me on the pod. Don't hear me out.
Speaker 4: He doesn't want to shoot down planes with no people
Speaker 4: in it, but he does want to have a mass
Speaker 4: shooting Olympic event.
Speaker 5: I don't want to spend my hypothetical billions of dollars
Speaker 5: shooting on airplanes. I want to rearrange the oldest competition
Speaker 5: known to man to become a U training training ground for.
Speaker 2: School breeding ground.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and there should be real, man, you have to
Speaker 5: fuck and then go right into the library and shoot.
Speaker 4: Maybe that's how we stop mass shootings. Is you The
Speaker 4: only way to make the Olympics and to do this
Speaker 4: Olympic event is you can't have committed any murders. So
Speaker 4: these kids are like, I think I'd be really good
Speaker 4: at this. Uh, and they're like planning their their mass shootings,
Speaker 4: you know, in their manifestos. They're like, well, I can't
Speaker 4: do it because I'm trying to be an Olympic A man.
Speaker 5: I think that if you did commit a mass shooting, yeah,
Speaker 5: I don't think they would let you do it.
Speaker 4: Well, right, and yeah, well this is a hypothetical because
Speaker 4: what if you do mass shooting and then and then
Speaker 4: you're really good at it and they're like, hey, no, no,
Speaker 4: don't kill him. Don't don't let him kill himself. He's
Speaker 4: going to win gold for America. You know, America is
Speaker 4: all about winning gold.
Speaker 5: I know, I just feel like there might even be
Speaker 5: a situation where you end up in prison, though.
Speaker 2: I think that is right.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and by the way, I don't make the rules.
Speaker 5: I don't make it absolutely.
Speaker 4: But you don't think don't kill the president, do mash
Speaker 4: with the messenger, don't mass shoot the messenger. You don't
Speaker 4: think our next president, Donald Trump. You don't think dt
Speaker 4: he would just let them out of prison to be
Speaker 4: in the Olympics. Yeah, of course, for sure, he gets it. Yeah,
Speaker 4: Biden Trump, Yeah, Trump's Trump starting. Biden might let him
Speaker 4: rod a little bit, but I don't think so.
Speaker 11: I think Biden's old school. I think so old school going,
Speaker 11: old school. Baby, they're keeping at real old school days.
Speaker 3: The next election.
Speaker 5: I think if somebody asked Biden, like, hey, can we
Speaker 5: actually let this guy compete in the school shooting Olympics,
Speaker 5: he'll do that move where he turns back and just smiles.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he turns back, drops his aviator shades. Yeah, and
Speaker 4: then he goes where am I And you're like, oh,
Speaker 4: I thought you were doing a cool thing. Sorry, we
Speaker 4: asked you a question.
Speaker 5: Send my guy one of those bump stocks.
Speaker 4: Hook him up, hook him up with a bump stock.
Speaker 5: Okay, all right.
Speaker 4: That was the most fun day, right, just the other
Speaker 4: day when the world got together and the intern the
Speaker 4: whole internet was howked to a spit on that thing?
Speaker 4: And then I felt like after three hours of just
Speaker 4: looking at uh like being on the Internet and everything
Speaker 4: was hokua. No, I got sick of it so quickly.
Speaker 4: I'm like, we can't. We burned things down too quickly, right, yeah,
Speaker 4: let it simmer, let it, let it build a little bit.
Speaker 4: Where's the long janity?
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is important. I'm voting for you, thank you.
Speaker 2: It's important to.
Speaker 7: Be the regulator of like internet themes Adam's regulator.
Speaker 4: Well, because how great was it? Because you saw the
Speaker 4: first The first time I saw it was just a video.
Speaker 4: It was just a video. And then where did you see.
Speaker 5: It as just a video? Because I never even saw
Speaker 5: it as a video. I saw a lot of like
Speaker 5: responses to it.
Speaker 4: I don't it must have been I mean Instagram or Twitter,
Speaker 4: I can't remember. Those are the two that I peruse.
Speaker 5: But was it like hood clips? What are we following here?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I follow hood clips? Maybe it was that, I mean, just.
Speaker 5: Is this just Lisa AND's Twitter account?
Speaker 3: Maybe you know, or I think you found anything. Don't care.
Speaker 3: I think don't care posted it.
Speaker 4: Oh that might be the case. Everybody posted, everyone posted it.
Speaker 4: But I saw the original and I was like, oh man,
Speaker 4: that's hilarious. And then all of a sudden, I just
Speaker 4: saw it memified, like the uh I mean the one
Speaker 4: where coverted the soundboard where Trump looks where he's like
Speaker 4: to uh, and then you see Trump like going huh, and.
Speaker 5: Then uh isn't the best one?
Speaker 4: And then he goes, I'm gonna come, Yeah, that's pretty
Speaker 4: good from our board. I'm gonna come.
Speaker 5: That's pretty good.
Speaker 4: And then and then it spit on that thing. And
Speaker 4: then it ended with him going like ah, I don't
Speaker 4: you know whatever.
Speaker 2: Created they are pulling out some cuts.
Speaker 4: How quickly it happened, and then and how many like
Speaker 4: techno edits like they made songs like a lot of songs, sorry,
Speaker 4: a lot of songs were made.
Speaker 5: I feel like I'm old enough to not to just
Speaker 5: get the little like the beginning and then be okay,
Speaker 5: moving on from it.
Speaker 3: Sure you know, yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh you don't like, oh you don't have to watch
Speaker 2: the entire wave of course?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Yeah, Like yeah, I mean I want to see
Speaker 5: the best ones obviously.
Speaker 7: That's I'm cool with, Like I'm actually cool with like
Speaker 7: skipping it all together and not even knowing about it,
Speaker 7: and then my buddy send me the one like later
Speaker 7: and then I'm like, okay, cool.
Speaker 5: Here's my question.
Speaker 2: I don't even need to be involved.
Speaker 3: What is what is porn hub offering her okay to.
Speaker 5: Do a BJ video to talk to them?
Speaker 2: Wow? Yeah, I mean I don't know.
Speaker 4: I just porn do things like that.
Speaker 5: I don't know if If they're not, they're crazy. They
Speaker 5: should offer this girl a million dollars for a BJ video.
Speaker 4: I mean, she probably has a normal life that this
Speaker 4: is ruined right right, so cash, I'm sure she was
Speaker 4: just drunk in Nashville or wherever the hell she was
Speaker 4: at and uh, and her life is fully turned upside down.
Speaker 3: For a year or two. Like she'll she'll bounce back.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I mean, it's not that big of a
Speaker 4: deal as long as you like, as long as she
Speaker 4: just laughs it off and doesn't get fired. That would
Speaker 4: be the bummers. If she had a job and they're like, hey,
Speaker 4: you can't you're a preschool teacher, we can't have you.
Speaker 4: You're all over the internet talking about blowjobs. You can't
Speaker 4: work here, but the principle.
Speaker 5: That principle is gonna be like.
Speaker 3: Unless this is the way, unless great ass listen. I
Speaker 3: thought maybe, I thought, maybe you could teach a class about.
Speaker 5: Yeah, if you could just explain that you were talking
Speaker 5: about hawks.
Speaker 4: I did one of the best ones that I don't
Speaker 4: know who created it, because I saw several like t
Speaker 4: shirts being sold where it says if she doesn't hawk Tua,
Speaker 4: I won't talk to that's pretty great.
Speaker 3: That's pretty good.
Speaker 4: I won't talk to.
Speaker 5: That's pretty good.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I brought I brought that up to Chloe
Speaker 4: and was like, I was like, hey, this is crazy
Speaker 4: on these days. You got to talk to her and
Speaker 4: she's like, thinking she saw but she you know that
Speaker 4: doesn't she's a mother to an infant. So she's like
Speaker 4: what And I'm like, Tua and she's like, I have
Speaker 4: no idea you're talking about. I'm like, oh, you're in
Speaker 4: for a treat. But I only saw a few of
Speaker 4: the memes. And then she is on TikTok. I'm not
Speaker 4: really on TikTok. So she brings up the TikTok and
Speaker 4: that's where I saw just a one hundred thousand.
Speaker 3: The Hawk to a Universe, the HTCU.
Speaker 4: I wonder if TikTok's gonna spin off and it's just
Speaker 4: The Hawk to a Universe the spin off.
Speaker 5: I'm kind of mad you didn't get to spin on.
Speaker 2: That spit off.
Speaker 3: I just say, yes, I hardly heard you because you're
Speaker 3: talking into a cell phone.
Speaker 4: He's our tech god. He's our tech god.
Speaker 2: I'll be all fit next week. Don't worry about it.
Speaker 3: Good good, good, good good for you.
Speaker 2: Hey, or I won't be here, you know what.
Speaker 4: Yeah, my words, Kyle, my hat desktine meeting.
Speaker 3: He's going to did.
Speaker 5: You see my hat?
Speaker 4: Coy?
Speaker 7: I see your hat, and thank you so much for
Speaker 7: rocking that. Bro, he's just wearing I'm totally fine hat,
Speaker 7: like a like a real friend.
Speaker 4: Man, I'm a gud I never got one on.
Speaker 3: Can you make one that says I'm totally fucked? That'd
Speaker 3: be sick, bro.
Speaker 5: No, I didn't.
Speaker 2: That movie is pretty genuine.
Speaker 5: Bro, Oh god for you.
Speaker 4: Why would you make that, Blake, I'm totally fucked, nothing
Speaker 4: to do, nothing to do with the movie. Why would
Speaker 4: he make that? It's a sequel, bro, No, it's totally fucked.
Speaker 2: Like that's not the title of the movie.
Speaker 7: Dude, we're talking about a movie that i'n.
Speaker 5: Kyle's doing an impression of Blake in that movie right now. Actually, wow,
Speaker 5: And there's a lot of things you need to know
Speaker 5: about Blake in that movie to understand that day. Oh
Speaker 5: there it is. Sorry, what was the guitar after?
Speaker 3: Don't worry that people are strange, dude, ain't it ain't.
Speaker 3: But it is the doors. It is the doors. Oh,
Speaker 3: it's love tis good, That's correct.
Speaker 4: Kyle is our human that night, remember, dude.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I still have it on my phone and I.
Speaker 4: Will dig it out every once in a while.
Speaker 3: When was the last time you look at your history?
Speaker 3: What did your shazam? Bro? I gotta know, I.
Speaker 5: Feel like it was always that. We're like, ye, did
Speaker 5: somebody gets space?
Speaker 3: Yeah? What did you shazam? Please? Adam? Is it talking
Speaker 3: heads or something?
Speaker 5: Mine's gone?
Speaker 10: You know?
Speaker 2: Does it keep a log? It kept a log?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it has a history, so you can go back.
Speaker 2: I never used it. I know every song.
Speaker 5: I don't have the app anymore. It's just uh, Apple
Speaker 5: uses it now. What it's like built into my iPhone? Oh,
Speaker 5: I have an I have an iPhone seventeen.
Speaker 3: Okay, I have both SoundHound and Shazam. Do you guys
Speaker 3: have a preference?
Speaker 5: SoundHound was my ship.
Speaker 3: Yeah, SoundHound was good.
Speaker 5: Maybe I'll use that little Let's look that up.
Speaker 3: SoundHound was good. Let's give us a second. Everybody check
Speaker 3: check dude.
Speaker 5: This is important, So if you're listening, just chill.
Speaker 4: I won't play.
Speaker 3: I was actually watching a bunch of on YouTube videos
Speaker 3: about Jim Morrison Kyle just thinking about the Doors Black
Speaker 3: thought he's an interesting fellow.
Speaker 4: He uh.
Speaker 2: I saw a.
Speaker 7: Clip of him talking about like in the sixties or whatever,
Speaker 7: talking about how the future of music is.
Speaker 5: Going to be DJA.
Speaker 3: That's pretty cool.
Speaker 7: There's a there's a really cool clip of him like
Speaker 7: just knowing exactly what how the band was going to
Speaker 7: disappear and then it was going to be a bunch
Speaker 7: of machines that were being ran by one person, Ray Charles.
Speaker 3: Who said that Jim Morrison, oh cool. Do you think
Speaker 3: that was his way of telling the band that he
Speaker 3: didn't like them? And he thought that, yeah, here man, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I feel like I could do this on my own
Speaker 3: with robots and the Doors would be way sicker.
Speaker 2: Dude. That's exactly what it was. In like sixty nine.
Speaker 2: He's all, fuck you, guys. I could do this if
Speaker 2: I had a fucking machine.
Speaker 3: Guy's energy isn't matching mine. I'm over here doing a
Speaker 3: bunch of acid and you guys are just playing the keyboard.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm Black Thought Crowns for Kings with Danny the Butcher.
Speaker 3: We've lost hers and they've they've completely fallen into the
Speaker 3: abyss of tech and apps. I asked him to look
Speaker 3: up their history of their sound, Black Thought, Adam's the Butcher. Okay, okay,
Speaker 3: there's from twenty nineteen.
Speaker 2: Okay, Adam.
Speaker 3: No one can hear it.
Speaker 5: We can't.
Speaker 3: No one can hear it.
Speaker 2: Nobody can. We can't hear a word. We can't hear
Speaker 2: a sound. I'm playing it into my microphone. You can't
Speaker 2: hear it. No, Yeah, we heard making away or something.
Speaker 5: I don't like.
Speaker 3: I don't like this. Turn the turn the podcast mong me.
Speaker 4: I don't like this. I don't know why it was
Speaker 4: so loud. It was right up there gets the microphone.
Speaker 4: I figured you can hear that, but what was it?
Speaker 4: It was Stergil Simpson breakers roar.
Speaker 2: Okay, I heard a good ass guitar in there.
Speaker 4: It's a very melodic very okay, very beautiful song.
Speaker 3: What when did you hear that?
Speaker 5: When?
Speaker 3: When was a breaker's roar plane?
Speaker 4: A lot of times it's television or movies. I'm like,
Speaker 4: what is That's a beautiful song, and then I'll.
Speaker 5: See the date on it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, when did you not wear win Win Chill?
Speaker 5: Dude, He's trying to be smart this episode.
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. It's just like an
Speaker 2: energy that's going on.
Speaker 4: There's there's no there's no date here, no.
Speaker 5: Oh of this year, of this year, and that's or
Speaker 5: SoundHound chasm.
Speaker 4: Okay, it seems like I do uh a shazam a year.
Speaker 4: I got mos Yahoo representing him so tired.
Speaker 5: It's like a high school style.
Speaker 4: I got Amy Grant every heart beat, dude, dude, remember
Speaker 4: Amy Grant. That's that reminds me of my mother.
Speaker 5: Amy Get in here, play a little Amy.
Speaker 4: Grant, Wait a little Amy Grant. Every heartbeat, dude. It
Speaker 4: reminds me of my mother so much. By cleaning the
Speaker 4: house music, I think she just rocked a lot of
Speaker 4: Amy Grant growing up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, cleaning the house music is so important when we.
Speaker 4: Grew because I don't know where I heard it, but
Speaker 4: it like took me back. It was like a visceral
Speaker 4: thing close, like are you okay? And I'm like, who
Speaker 4: says this?
Speaker 3: Who?
Speaker 7: I can't think of an Amy Grant tune right now,
Speaker 7: but I remember the Amy Grant CD at my house.
Speaker 5: Aby, baby, what is it?
Speaker 10: Is it?
Speaker 2: Baby? Babe?
Speaker 9: What is it?
Speaker 5: You put my emotion? And we've sung this before on
Speaker 5: the pod that's Amy Grant.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I will play it. This is every heartbeat. Here's
Speaker 3: the Should I go first fifteen seconds or you want
Speaker 3: the middle?
Speaker 2: Go ahead and start it?
Speaker 5: Here we go.
Speaker 4: Amy's cool, She's not going to sue us.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, this is cleaning the house music.
Speaker 5: It is for sure.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's gip ahead a little.
Speaker 5: Whoa, whoa.
Speaker 3: I have never heard that song. I've never did that song.
Speaker 5: Really.
Speaker 4: Oh that's a banger, dude. You can clean a fucking house.
Speaker 5: You know, baby face produce that.
Speaker 3: Damn you've never heard that song?
Speaker 5: Blazer, You've never lived.
Speaker 3: I feel like that is definitely a house cleaning song.
Speaker 5: Yeah it we had.
Speaker 2: My mom used to play the cars.
Speaker 4: Oh dude, I remember driving around my mom's white cutless Supreme. Whoa,
Speaker 4: oh yeah, my mom's white.
Speaker 3: Cutless Supreme she's in UGK that.
Speaker 4: Is and uh and just that song would come on,
Speaker 4: just what the ceiling was was coming down, you know
Speaker 4: the hell oh like the like the fabric, the fabric
Speaker 4: falling down on you.
Speaker 3: I know you're saying like a convertible, but you're just
Speaker 3: saying the fabric kind.
Speaker 4: Of droop it on your head and it's like stuck
Speaker 4: with like uh, like little thumbtacks that we put up there.
Speaker 5: We put like wood, like a balsa wood long thing,
Speaker 5: a couple of those to like prop it up.
Speaker 4: Your car was a yur, dude, was our Was our
Speaker 4: families just poor? Or I mean probably, but were our
Speaker 4: families poor? Or were the cars in the nineties just
Speaker 4: the fabric was was whack? Were they using bad And he's.
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, they hadn't figured it out.
Speaker 5: My parents didn't buy new cars, used cars, So after
Speaker 5: fifteen years, the fabric's gonna be droopy.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like in a nutsack ye skin droops.
Speaker 5: I remember having to drive my dad. He goes, you're
Speaker 5: gonna have to drive in the morning when it was cold.
Speaker 5: He was like, you're gonna have to drive with like
Speaker 5: a cloth over your mouth, so that like the windows
Speaker 5: don't flog up. And I was like, I don't know.
Speaker 5: Can we just fix the thing by the heat.
Speaker 4: I'm like yeah, He's like, do you have seven hundred
Speaker 4: dollars Like I don't finish.
Speaker 3: No. I feel like you could just put cheese cloth
Speaker 3: over your mouth and it's all g brother, dude.
Speaker 5: It was wild.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, dude, dude. I had a convertible in the
Speaker 4: wintertime that one of the back windows didn't roll down,
Speaker 4: so there was always just like, you're good, frost in
Speaker 4: my back in my car, like every time you get
Speaker 4: in it, like the back seat, like when there was
Speaker 4: a bad snowstorm, there was just like snows snow in
Speaker 4: my back that I'd have to like shovel out of
Speaker 4: the back of my car.
Speaker 5: That it's important you're not global warming took care of that, dude.
Speaker 4: The fact that you didn't hear that every heart beat.
Speaker 5: That'll melt the snow for sure.
Speaker 4: My god, I'm gonna wait as a banger.
Speaker 5: Can you pull up? Bajia, this is what my mom
Speaker 5: used to clean too. B A s.
Speaker 4: I A b A s.
Speaker 5: I think she's like Bosnian or Serbian or something like that.
Speaker 3: Bajiyah. Yeah, she looks she kind of looks like Jonah
Speaker 3: Jonah Hill's sister, Basia.
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, and she has a name, go ahead and
Speaker 5: say name yea bean Felt scene, right, Yeah, she's not
Speaker 5: just Jonah Hill's sister. She's actually starting her own, right man, what.
Speaker 2: Beanie mag Man, it's a different person.
Speaker 3: What song would you like to listen to?
Speaker 5: Whatever the banger is, does it tell you what the
Speaker 5: biggest one is?
Speaker 3: The number one song is called until You Come Back
Speaker 3: to Me? Is that the one?
Speaker 5: Yeah? And I think you might even recognize it?
Speaker 3: Or do you think it's the second most popular song
Speaker 3: Cruising for a bruise?
Speaker 2: That's the one, dude, that's the one I want to hear.
Speaker 5: Do you know this song?
Speaker 3: Or no, I'm gonna play until You come back to Me.
Speaker 5: Let's see. I would go a little bit into it.
Speaker 4: This is Bajia Yeah.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, get trier it kind of dude? This
Speaker 3: legit sounds like, No, this is this a remake Until
Speaker 3: You come back Me?
Speaker 5: That's what I'm.
Speaker 6: Going to do?
Speaker 9: Is it?
Speaker 3: It sounds like it sounds like she sang that song
Speaker 3: over Mario Kart music. That's fucking cool, dude.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it does sound like Mario Kart music.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's exactly right, and like kind of holding her nose.
Speaker 3: It's like this is like the beach level on Mario car.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think that's where they got it from.
Speaker 4: I I don't, I don't. I don't think I've ever
Speaker 4: heard that song. And I also don't know if I've
Speaker 4: ever heard of Bogia.
Speaker 3: You've heard the.
Speaker 4: Specifically Cheryl Holme. She was the only one by this album.
Speaker 2: What's the original Blake? What are you talking about?
Speaker 3: It's until you come back to me, That's what I'm
Speaker 3: going I believe it's Stevie Wonder.
Speaker 5: Will you play Cruising for let me hang? Okay, what
Speaker 5: are you on?
Speaker 3: Are you ready for cruising? Already? And we're already well
Speaker 3: this is gip ahead a little bit. Oh my god,
Speaker 3: the times too.
Speaker 4: So this is your mom's cleaning music, not her slow
Speaker 4: fucking we'll just go on, what are we listening?
Speaker 5: But always like we're in here cleaning, and then I'm cleaning.
Speaker 3: Don't come in here clean, suspect.
Speaker 5: I just I just want to tell you that. She
Speaker 5: would say, don't don't come in here with cleaning, and
Speaker 5: then after they'd come out, she'd be like, watch out
Speaker 5: the floor slippery, it's slippers soon they were mothish, but
Speaker 5: now I think about.
Speaker 4: It to uh.
Speaker 9: Also, dude, a lot of Chamellionaire and fat Joe on
Speaker 9: my on my Hi ham, I gotta be riding dirty.
Speaker 9: I love that you keep being like, what is it
Speaker 9: so Chamellionaire again?
Speaker 4: I guess it's the same Chamelionaire song three times.
Speaker 2: I didn't know what it was, or probably it didn't work.
Speaker 2: It probably was.
Speaker 4: Nothing else to say, Adam and ride and dirty.
Speaker 3: Brother, that is that right you're looking for?
Speaker 4: Well, it's nothing else to say. Is the one that
Speaker 4: popped up a millionaire? I don't know what that is.
Speaker 5: I just want to say this before we move on
Speaker 5: from Baja Promises. If you're listening, listen to the song promises.
Speaker 5: I don't know what Blake was pulling up. I went
Speaker 5: on Spotify and looked for like the ones that had
Speaker 5: the most hits.
Speaker 3: Wait another track promises.
Speaker 5: Here, we we got some.
Speaker 2: No. I want to hear it before I go. I
Speaker 2: gotta go in a second, go go, never.
Speaker 5: Go over to the beginning, never start it's never good second.
Speaker 6: Oh she rocks, dude, I'm all in you know this song? No,
Speaker 6: I don't Blake's gonna jerk off to this music.
Speaker 3: Bro, I'm all in. It sounds like Scandinavian Gloria Estefan.
Speaker 5: I love it.
Speaker 4: It's bad.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm in. I'm in. That sounded fucking sick.
Speaker 4: I'm about to to you know what song I looked up?
Speaker 2: I gotta go. I love you?
Speaker 4: What the hell? What the hell?
Speaker 2: I gotta go early departure from this one.
Speaker 4: Okay, you gotta got a secret meeting DestinE meeting there, Kyle.
Speaker 5: That's right, the pickleball court is calling.
Speaker 2: I will do an admission.
Speaker 7: The reason that my tech did not work was because
Speaker 7: I was on the pickleball court this morning.
Speaker 2: And I really get to tech early enough to that's fine. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so I do a late admit, A late admit.
Speaker 4: Yeah, not apologize to early admit.
Speaker 3: Not apologize, Kyle.
Speaker 5: As long as you are operating correctly, that's all we
Speaker 5: care about.
Speaker 2: Come clean. I wanted to be a come clean.
Speaker 4: Clean. I would like to talk to a compleant, appreciate.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's my come clean. I'll talk to you guys later.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Kyle, he just glazed over all hawked to you later. Okay,
Speaker 5: I forgets right over here.
Speaker 4: You know what song? What song I listened to a
Speaker 4: lot in Germany right before my body broke, and please
Speaker 4: play a little bit of this song is Pressure by
Speaker 4: Billy Joel Pressure Pressure. It's a banger, but I listened
Speaker 4: to it a lot while working out and then my
Speaker 4: body snapped, and I kind of blame pressure the pressure.
Speaker 3: Billy you know about pressure. Okay, so it's Billy Joel Pressure.
Speaker 5: And is this a song that you guys performed on
Speaker 5: the show.
Speaker 4: No, No, it's just a song. I just heard it
Speaker 4: and shazammed it and was like, I like that song.
Speaker 4: And then, for whatever reason, you know, I get on
Speaker 4: songs yeah, where I'll just play the same song one
Speaker 4: thousand times over and over. That's what I did.
Speaker 3: Okay, are you ready for it? Let's hear what you
Speaker 3: got in store for us. This is a gay porno music.
Speaker 5: You can start thirty seconds and this would save us
Speaker 5: all so much. Could you fix my car?
Speaker 3: I skipped ahead a minute and it was the exact
Speaker 3: thing that sounded kind of cool.
Speaker 4: I like the sin, right, and when you're working out
Speaker 4: to that, when you're doing like CrossFit workouts to that,
Speaker 4: I was like beating records and by the way. No
Speaker 4: one in Germany was doing our dumbass American CrossFit workouts. Oh,
Speaker 4: there was not one person in the gym at the
Speaker 4: Soho House in Berlin doing these type of workouts. Usually
Speaker 4: you'll catch another guy doing the fast you know, high
Speaker 4: intensity interval training, hit hit workouts. It's science, not one guy.
Speaker 4: Everyone's just and they all look way better than I did.
Speaker 4: They all look infinitely infinitely better and they're just lifting weights.
Speaker 3: Well it's genetic, yeah, they they claim to be the
Speaker 3: Master race.
Speaker 4: I'm doing good. I'm I'm I'm down like twenty pounds.
Speaker 4: I'm down twenty LB's right now.
Speaker 3: You look great?
Speaker 2: Crazy?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Thank you do look great?
Speaker 5: How'd you do it?
Speaker 4: A lot of starving myself and I am as since
Speaker 4: I don't do I lift. I'm just lifting weights, and
Speaker 4: I am doing a lot of pilates, and I'm doing
Speaker 4: a lot of physical therapy, and pilates might be the
Speaker 4: X factor, but I've I'm essentially kind of went back
Speaker 4: to that diet that I was on during Mike and Day,
Speaker 4: which is just tomato, tomatoes and chicken breast, and I like,
Speaker 4: I don't eat before like noon. It sucks hot dogs
Speaker 4: and I could don't drink a lot anymore because when
Speaker 4: I do drink, my body spasms. Yeah, my body spasms
Speaker 4: and it sucks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, pumping the brakes on the drinking.
Speaker 5: Hey, so that's important.
Speaker 10: Uh?
Speaker 5: Is it easy for you to turn off eating for pleasure?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 5: How is?
Speaker 3: How hard is it to deny hot dogs? You're like,
Speaker 3: I don't need hot dogs.
Speaker 4: Anymore once I dogs? Yeah, Well, I think drinking for
Speaker 4: me really helps. I. Uh, I don't have Blake's body
Speaker 4: where I could just chug beer and still kind of
Speaker 4: look the same no matter how hard I work out.
Speaker 4: I if I'm drinking and I'm not going to get
Speaker 4: in good ship, I'll just kind of beat the same.
Speaker 4: I'll work out so hard and just beat the same.
Speaker 4: But the non drinking, or if I do drink, I
Speaker 4: have like two drinks and then I'm like, all right,
Speaker 4: if I have three drinks, my body's gonna spasm and
Speaker 4: I can't sleep for three days in my neck little balloon,
Speaker 4: Yeah totally, and my jow will just go.
Speaker 3: You're looking great. I mean, admittedly, on the tour you're
Speaker 3: looking better than ever, but now you're looking really good.
Speaker 4: I was looking I was all plump.
Speaker 2: I was juicy.
Speaker 4: I was looking thick. It is weird because I was
Speaker 4: getting a lot of compliments from girls during the tour,
Speaker 4: being like being like, oh my god, I love your
Speaker 4: new look, and I'm like, well, my new look.
Speaker 5: Is is what I was talking about.
Speaker 3: This is when you this is when you had the sidebur.
Speaker 4: Jobs and.
Speaker 5: Look that would look like you were like Kevin James
Speaker 5: and a throwback movie Angelus.
Speaker 3: I liked it too. I thought you were cool. He
Speaker 3: looked like you were re enacting the Civil War.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: No, the beard. I think they were talking to Beard
Speaker 4: and the the obesity. So I think some some women
Speaker 4: like the obesity. Turns out you were drunk.
Speaker 5: That was Blake telling you, Oh I hear.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that wasn't a girl.
Speaker 2: That was me.
Speaker 3: That's me in Indianapolis. Like, I think you were really cute.
Speaker 3: Uh At what was that bar called Eat a Beaver
Speaker 3: or something? That place was cool?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's the one that we like. Both Blake
Speaker 4: and I blacked out. And Blake like actually injured himself,
Speaker 4: don't He dove headfirst into the carpet.
Speaker 3: I thought I was playing baseball into the floor.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you thought the floor was not there in the home.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And you just dove into the floor. The carpet.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the carpet about Wild Beaver Saloon. If you're in Indianapolis,
Speaker 3: go to Wild Beaver Saloon tonight and have one for
Speaker 3: us police. We love that place.
Speaker 4: Yeah, pour yourself a Jaeger ass, a wild beaver, a
Speaker 4: goblet of Jaeger at the Wild Beaver Saloon.
Speaker 3: Yeah, goes off.
Speaker 4: Any take backs, any apologies, any epic slams here? Boys,
Speaker 4: hmmmm uh take apology slam. I think they're pretty good
Speaker 4: to each other and good to our fans this episode.
Speaker 4: I don't think we were two dirty.
Speaker 5: Dogs, sweet sweet man.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're really nice guys.
Speaker 3: I'd love to give an epic eplica. Love to give
Speaker 3: a compliment to us for the maybe the smartest podcast
Speaker 3: we've ever done today. I feel like this episode is
Speaker 3: pretty informative, and if I.
Speaker 5: Could just piggyback on what Blake is pretty eplic.
Speaker 3: Trying to sound smart, I couldn't pretty epic.
Speaker 5: Attributing to the gesticular of the very good.
Speaker 4: Dude, It's always so funny when people when people like
Speaker 4: try to compliment. It happened a lot during work allics
Speaker 4: because our characters are so dumb in their own rights,
Speaker 4: and my character particularly was very stupid and people would
Speaker 4: be like, no, it actually takes so smart person to
Speaker 4: like play that dumb And I'm like, it does it?
Speaker 5: Yeah, it does?
Speaker 4: It doesn't it doesn't.
Speaker 5: What is the best example of that of the smartest
Speaker 5: dumb person? Because everyone used to say that about Ashton Kutcher.
Speaker 5: They're like, he's actually brilliant and you've got to be
Speaker 5: smart to play somebody that dumb. And look Shastan Kutcher.
Speaker 5: He was like a biochemical engineer major at Iowa. He's
Speaker 5: made some very astute business decisions.
Speaker 3: Seems right stute, But like, who's the dumbest comedian that's
Speaker 3: actually smart?
Speaker 5: No, who's this? Yeah, who is the smartest person who
Speaker 5: plays dumb?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I mean you might have nailed it. Maybe it's
Speaker 4: Ashton Kutcher.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a pretty good swing. Maybe the dude. Maybe
Speaker 3: the Three Stooges were hell a smart dude, gotta be.
Speaker 5: Tight, but takes, they were just reading the dictionary.
Speaker 4: I don't think they were. They signed like a one
Speaker 4: hundred year long contracted.
Speaker 3: They used to go off the Three Stooges set and
Speaker 3: just go straight to Oppenheimer and make the fucking nuke bro.
Speaker 3: It was fucking crazy.
Speaker 6: Same timeline they rolled, Yeah, they rolled down the uh
Speaker 6: the old Hollywood boulevards to Oppenheimer's.
Speaker 3: U Let's go Split the Atom Boys.
Speaker 5: I love the Three Stooges growing up.
Speaker 4: I did.
Speaker 3: I watch it with my dad and it was kind
Speaker 3: of like kind of a bonding experience.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'd watch it with my dad. I remember it.
Speaker 4: We went to a lot of drive in movie theaters
Speaker 4: as a kid and would watch a lot of movies there.
Speaker 4: It was so fun and in Iowa.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and the best.
Speaker 4: It was the best, some of the best, the best
Speaker 4: memories there, and they would play them before the movies. Yeah, so,
Speaker 4: and usually it was a doubleheader. It was the most fun.
Speaker 4: The fact that they kind of don't exist anymore really
Speaker 4: fucking suck.
Speaker 5: I've never been to a driving really really.
Speaker 3: I saw Prete Willy there. Fucking life, dude, dude.
Speaker 4: I saw a twister in the in the drive in
Speaker 4: movie theater in Iowa. When a twister goes through the
Speaker 4: screen of a drive in movie theater in Iowa.
Speaker 5: A tornado, a tornado hit while you're watching Twister.
Speaker 4: No a happens in the movie goes through at a screen,
Speaker 4: a driving movie screen in the movie, and we're watching
Speaker 4: it in Iowa in the movie and I was in Iowa.
Speaker 3: Did that come out that there's a new twister coming
Speaker 3: out a scene? Yeah, Glenn Powell twists Christ twist this
Speaker 3: guy one. Can this guy say something for the rest
Speaker 3: of us?
Speaker 5: This Beefcake is He also plays every character in the movie.
Speaker 3: It's a Clumps universe.
Speaker 4: It's in the Clumps universe.
Speaker 5: Yeah, It's like, doesn't get more twisted.
Speaker 3: That you gotta find your universe, man, you have to
Speaker 3: get a universe.
Speaker 4: And that was another episode of This Important and it
Speaker 4: was today. I was today spin on that thing.