Speaker 1: Forever. Look man, oh I see you? Why look over there? Wow?
Speaker 1: Is that let's call das dang dongas calling? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: you got how a tonight? All right? Hey bitch, hey
Speaker 1: bitch you guys all my friends? Hey, bitch, hey bitch.
Speaker 1: Um full disclosure, we're on our thirteen or so. Over
Speaker 1: the day, every New York Magazine staff member has approached us,
Speaker 1: and we did not initiate, and they will. They have
Speaker 1: come up to us all day and been like, you
Speaker 1: guys are doing a lot today. How the funk are
Speaker 1: you doing it? We're like, bitch, look, this is the
Speaker 1: only food we've also eaten today. We got handed a
Speaker 1: bunch of skittles after remember podcast visual Medium. We have
Speaker 1: skittles on the table. We're going to dive into it.
Speaker 1: It's our dinner. Thank you. Um but got what I mean?
Speaker 1: What a great diaper? Not complaining? Thank you so much
Speaker 1: to New York Magazine for having us. Um no, but
Speaker 1: I guess can we run through some of the ship
Speaker 1: that went down to yea, let's talk about all right?
Speaker 1: So okay, we did the drag race panel. That was fun. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was fine. Who was there was anybody there there? Yeah? Okay,
Speaker 1: Michelle Vassage signed my copy of the Diva Rules. Well
Speaker 1: done and um. But then she had one thing. She
Speaker 1: was so great, she was so sweet, She had one
Speaker 1: thing to say. She had a note. She had a
Speaker 1: note for us. As we said goodbye, what was that?
Speaker 1: She goes, it was a tough panel because there was
Speaker 1: a lot of people and there was a lot of
Speaker 1: cross talk. But you guys, guess you guys did a
Speaker 1: good job. But it wouldn't have been like a Michelle
Speaker 1: massage and I'm taking this out of here. It wouldn't
Speaker 1: have been a Michelle Massage experience without like a critical note,
Speaker 1: which we love. And then she saw in the book
Speaker 1: I love period you exclamation point, which is just it's
Speaker 1: not right. I loved it, it's not correct, so it's incorrect.
Speaker 1: Above all else, English is my third language, and it's
Speaker 1: not correct. I don't abide by that. Let's continue to
Speaker 1: talk about the Queen's bbs a horn A gave you
Speaker 1: everything you could ever want. Bobee was amazing. And here
Speaker 1: we go. What was the thing she said when we
Speaker 1: walked her back to the drink. We're walking back to
Speaker 1: the dresser room and she goes to us okay, but
Speaker 1: here's the thing. When are we going to work together professionally?
Speaker 1: And we said, Bebe, we have a podcast. We'd love
Speaker 1: to have you on anytime, because can you imagine Bebe's horror.
Speaker 1: And so then she said, you know, they try to
Speaker 1: play me on the show, make me seem quiet, but no,
Speaker 1: I say many things and talking them Mike, I'm true. Um,
Speaker 1: I said, uh, but yeah, well we have this podcast.
Speaker 1: We'd love to have you and then she says, okay,
Speaker 1: but what are you giving the girls? And it was
Speaker 1: like I thought that was like, how are we being compensated? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What are you giving the girls? So I was like, um, well,
Speaker 1: you know, we don't have a budget, so we don't
Speaker 1: usually pay our again, no, no, what are you giving
Speaker 1: the girls? And we understood that what she meant in
Speaker 1: her language, which is of course made up, was what
Speaker 1: is the podcast? And so we said, okay, we're giving
Speaker 1: you culture fun moment and she stops that. She goes, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: do that, do that again, do that again, and then
Speaker 1: do it again. So we said we're giving you fun
Speaker 1: and then she turns around and walks away from us,
Speaker 1: like walks away, keep going moments. Um, a pop culture
Speaker 1: commentary criticism. Um walks away from us and then it
Speaker 1: comes back and says, she's like considerate booked or something
Speaker 1: one thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. So I don't know.
Speaker 1: We loved forward to that, and now that we've truly
Speaker 1: fluffed it, now hopefully we've gotta make it happen. He
Speaker 1: go U Okay, what else? What we had? We did
Speaker 1: the Wendy Williams panel in this very room. It's very room,
Speaker 1: just a short time ago. If you can feel that
Speaker 1: Wendy Williams energy. Yeah, she was sweet. She was great.
Speaker 1: She was sweet and a professional. And by professional I
Speaker 1: mean we said two words her before and two words
Speaker 1: after she was out. But she did a great job,
Speaker 1: and she like was conserving her energy and her she's
Speaker 1: she's giving you a lot. She gives lots of people
Speaker 1: a lot of herself every day. What was some of
Speaker 1: the insane that we didn't ask Wendy? Where the audience
Speaker 1: asked questions. You guys are familiar with Wendy Williams show,
Speaker 1: so they do ask Wendy. Um, what was some of
Speaker 1: the advice that she gave? She This one girl was
Speaker 1: twenty one and she was saying how she loves her boyfriend,
Speaker 1: but her parents don't approve. What can what should she do?
Speaker 1: Should she care about what her parents? Her parents say
Speaker 1: that she could do better, and so Wendy was like,
Speaker 1: don't care about what they say. Do you think you're
Speaker 1: going to marry him? And then she was like, she
Speaker 1: goes no, she goes, I do think I could marry him? Yes,
Speaker 1: and she goes, well, you know what she said, don't
Speaker 1: stop taking your birth control? And the girl sank in
Speaker 1: her seat. Yeah, she was a little embarrassed. But okay,
Speaker 1: how about this for the t Guess who snubbed us today?
Speaker 1: Canceled on a handst minute, was feet away from the door.
Speaker 1: You are not going to fathom, Maggie Jill Hall, you
Speaker 1: were wait, Maggie Jill, as Pat Regan famously called her,
Speaker 1: Maggie Jill. Okay, I don't sorry. We're gonna get to
Speaker 1: Patton and it's gone. But you just left me hanging there.
Speaker 1: What the fun, Maggie Jill, don't come from me. We're
Speaker 1: very tired. I know that you will, like the last
Speaker 1: count reasons because of the bond of friends, you might
Speaker 1: see the dissolution of that This evening, honey, tonight. Um,
Speaker 1: but Maggie, I don't know. We had a game prepared
Speaker 1: and you guys want to play it with us now
Speaker 1: that we did not get Okay, we'll play the game
Speaker 1: really quick and we'll get into we'll get into the evening. Okay.
Speaker 1: So this is which Maggie though, and the game was
Speaker 1: gonna be. We were gonna say facts and they either
Speaker 1: pertained to Maggie Smith or Maggie Jillen Hall. So okay,
Speaker 1: and you guys can all say at once, you're the
Speaker 1: co host tonight. You guys to be the co host. Okay,
Speaker 1: slayde in Mona, Lisa Smile, good Slade in Gosford Park. Okay, great,
Speaker 1: got blown up in a movie, No, no, no, Maggie
Speaker 1: the Prime of Miss Gene Brody and she got blown
Speaker 1: up in Best exact, best exactly American Hotel. And she
Speaker 1: got blown up at the end of Sister Too. And
Speaker 1: that's why Lauren Hill sings. That's when Lauren Hills, That's
Speaker 1: when she sings after the explosion of Maggie Smith. Well,
Speaker 1: we'll get an into more into more te Oh my god,
Speaker 1: something's happening. I'm my brain is short. Oh my good. Um,
Speaker 1: we'll get into more of what happened today, but for now,
Speaker 1: let's just get right into it. We are on a clock, bitch,
Speaker 1: on the behind us there's um if you look behind you,
Speaker 1: there's there's a ticking clock. Okay, and that's for us,
Speaker 1: but let's just say it's for all of us. It's
Speaker 1: gonna be an anxious night, okay. So we have prepared
Speaker 1: for you a very special evening with all of the
Speaker 1: favorite Last Culturists people. We all are party people are
Speaker 1: here tonight and this is called the Lost Cultural Vulture
Speaker 1: Festival Segment Festival. So absolutely, yes, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1: I have to say something. I have to shout somebody out.
Speaker 1: You know who our stage manager, Jacob. He's the cutest
Speaker 1: and he does a great fucking job. He does a
Speaker 1: great job. And let me tell you one other thing
Speaker 1: about Tee that we just said. So we interviewed Tracy
Speaker 1: Morgan a little while ago, and and then so he
Speaker 1: comes in and he's a great and we're like, thank
Speaker 1: you for doing this. It's gonna be all softballs, no worries.
Speaker 1: He said, no, I only go in hard and we
Speaker 1: laughed like no. So so we start the interview offer
Speaker 1: like last r G is great. Um, tell us about
Speaker 1: the experience. He's like, oh, I wonder, it's great. It's
Speaker 1: a great show. And then you said he's the star
Speaker 1: of the last o g He said, no, I'm not.
Speaker 1: There are so many stars everyone working around the crew.
Speaker 1: I said, so cool. What's it like to work with
Speaker 1: Tiffany Hattish. He goes, no, it's not about Tiffany. It's
Speaker 1: about craft service, it's about it's about the gaffers. It's
Speaker 1: about the gaffers. It's about Jacob. So he taught us.
Speaker 1: But yeah, and then he went into this. It was rgeous, spiritual,
Speaker 1: just greed. Basically, you diet triped, not diet tripe. That's
Speaker 1: the wrong word. I don't know my words. Um, but
Speaker 1: I don't know, don't so uh but just he just
Speaker 1: wait for takeing out. I think they're gonna release the
Speaker 1: uncut version of that because it's truly beautiful. Hopefully it
Speaker 1: impacts you like it did. Um. He said, let me
Speaker 1: tell you something. The most honest person in the kingdom
Speaker 1: was the court jester because he was the only one
Speaker 1: who went up to the king and told him the truth.
Speaker 1: He said it again straight to camera, and then he said,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say it again and it was amazing. So
Speaker 1: thank you, Jacob, thank you, so thank you Jacob. Okay,
Speaker 1: so this is the Segment Festival, Yes, the segment Festival.
Speaker 1: We already are behind schedule, honey, all right, So what
Speaker 1: we're gonna do is we're gonna bring us some of
Speaker 1: our favorites that we're gonna do several segments, and we're
Speaker 1: gonna be on a strict time limit. As you can see.
Speaker 1: But the supposed to be a five minute thing. We're
Speaker 1: twelve minutes in. We're obviously on strict time limits tonight. Um,
Speaker 1: So what do you think should we get started, to
Speaker 1: get started? How are we feeling? We're good? Yes, our
Speaker 1: first guest, you know him, you love him. He's a
Speaker 1: lost culture, restless Icon Award winner. A Swedish woman once
Speaker 1: told him he would do well in Europe sexually. Please
Speaker 1: welcome to the stage, Pattery. I love Maggie ja Oh
Speaker 1: my god, Maggie Jail. So take center, bitch, you're taking center. Okay.
Speaker 1: So Pat is famous on our podcast, um and the
Speaker 1: other off the podcasts. Just racking up the credits. Now
Speaker 1: for someone who famously has no credits or projects. I
Speaker 1: begged them not to give me credits. I don't like
Speaker 1: fame or want it. It's rest upon me that my
Speaker 1: poetry is about the trappings of fame. Okay. So pat Um,
Speaker 1: we have a segment for you, and it's what we
Speaker 1: we've understood that you are very famous for knowing all
Speaker 1: about the young girls. I'm a little fed up with
Speaker 1: these young girls. He has coined the phrase these young
Speaker 1: girls young girls like because let me hear you something.
Speaker 1: I'm twenty nine, which is considered young in some culture. Um,
Speaker 1: but guess what, like these twenty three year olds like
Speaker 1: I invented being three, Okay, I their ghosh as funck
Speaker 1: raised in Barnes a scoop. Next that would make a
Speaker 1: hooker blush. Um. They all like own on fire islands.
Speaker 1: Like have you seen gang Instagram? It's twenty three year
Speaker 1: old porn um. Okay, So what are we doing in
Speaker 1: this segment? This segment is called these Young Girls, So
Speaker 1: pack ahead and said up what we're gonna be doing? Okay,
Speaker 1: So we're gonna so we're gonna take the these young
Speaker 1: girls mentality and we're going to explore culture. Um. And
Speaker 1: so we're gonna go through some of these young girls
Speaker 1: today like that you might see kind of in the
Speaker 1: headlines like prop culture and we're just gonna kind of
Speaker 1: give takes. Who are they are the important mots to
Speaker 1: deal with? These young girls? How can we help you?
Speaker 1: Do we care? Because if there's one thing I want
Speaker 1: my segment to be, it's helpful. Absolutely, he said that.
Speaker 1: I said that. I said, along to do it if
Speaker 1: it's helpful. Okay, they agreed. We all agreed. How are
Speaker 1: we ready to dive in? We're ready. I don't have
Speaker 1: takes on all of them, but we'll like, you know,
Speaker 1: we're going to go to the co host for some takes. Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. This young girl, this is Hailey Steinfeld,
Speaker 1: Hatley Steinfeld like not necessarily like for me kind of
Speaker 1: no notes Like I like Hatley Steinfeld. I think she
Speaker 1: can do with like hair commercial right, like a pantin,
Speaker 1: Like I want to see like bouncing lungs. Have more
Speaker 1: fun with that. You know, it's all these own girls
Speaker 1: in the beds today, all work work work, Like shouldn't
Speaker 1: be about that, Like I want to see you like
Speaker 1: whipping your hair around and being like my damaged hair
Speaker 1: bounced back, you know. Okay, Pat, how do you how
Speaker 1: do you square the act that she is allegedly allegedly
Speaker 1: was very vocal on the set of Pitch Perfect three
Speaker 1: before the election that she was going to vote for
Speaker 1: Donald Trump she thought he would be good. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: she's from Calabasa, so it all tracks. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: I don't support it. I don't give much credence to it.
Speaker 1: I don't engage with Pitch Perfect culture. So that's not
Speaker 1: like in my worlds, not in my struggle in which
Speaker 1: I swam. But it's shocking to me. Actually I didn't know,
Speaker 1: and I'm I'm I'm here, like no notes, Wow, I
Speaker 1: got your journalism. We've had a lot of practice today,
Speaker 1: all right, so let's continue. This young girl. I think
Speaker 1: this young girl, alright, continuing this is g I want her.
Speaker 1: I want to know what g things it's being being
Speaker 1: one of these young girls today, Like you can't hide
Speaker 1: and tell her shadow forever, like I gotta like you
Speaker 1: taught her nun chucks in bad Blood like that was um,
Speaker 1: but like, who are you Gigi? You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like my entrends to Gigi was obviously the hospice of
Speaker 1: Beverly Hills, and I don't know anything about her. And
Speaker 1: when I feel like I know nothing about you. That's
Speaker 1: a red bag um, But I think she does well.
Speaker 1: I like, I like Gigi, Like I'm not here to nitpack. Yeah. Sure,
Speaker 1: the beautiful young girls of today. Sure, I would say
Speaker 1: that there there are plenty of materials out there on gig.
Speaker 1: She has seventy three questions, I know, but it's all vanilla.
Speaker 1: It's all like drinking a lots and lots of water,
Speaker 1: you know. So the note for her is get a
Speaker 1: fucking personality. Yeah, like, give me a support Donald Trump,
Speaker 1: like something something, something is better than nothing. Kay, alright, cool.
Speaker 1: So this young girl alright, continuing on, this is Tom
Speaker 1: Holland and this young girl famously Spider Man. Yeah, like
Speaker 1: too classy. I think, like take your let your hair down.
Speaker 1: I think. I mean, I feel like he's always like
Speaker 1: so grateful to be in the business, and I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: like what aren't you rightful for? You know, amazing um as,
Speaker 1: amazing as, amazing body all around, amazing body all around.
Speaker 1: Do we feel bad about thinking that because he famously
Speaker 1: portrays the teen Peter Parker or do we accept that
Speaker 1: he is well over eighteen as Hollywood often cast people
Speaker 1: to play a team. We la, we accept that he's
Speaker 1: well over eighteen very old and that he's twenty one
Speaker 1: years old. Yeah, I don't feel bad for being attracted
Speaker 1: Tom Holland. Was he not sort of name checked in
Speaker 1: the Age of the Twink article though, like what do
Speaker 1: you make of him? Or maybe he wasn't, but what
Speaker 1: do you make of him? Sort of being put in
Speaker 1: that box. I think great with it. By don't agree
Speaker 1: with like if you're straight, no offense, like, you can't
Speaker 1: be a twin, no offense, no offense, no offense, offense,
Speaker 1: like you can't be you can be like um bro,
Speaker 1: you definitely can and history has proven that. And I
Speaker 1: also just think it's like if you're one of these
Speaker 1: young girls today, like some are like you can't retell
Speaker 1: Spider We can't always be tell Spider Man's or agree.
Speaker 1: At a certain point, it has to stop, like eat
Speaker 1: your talent. This young girl, all right, let's continue on.
Speaker 1: This young girl is Troy Savon. This is a young
Speaker 1: girl who is really taking the world by storm lately,
Speaker 1: taking the world by storm. I'm a no on Troy Savon. Wow,
Speaker 1: you don't bloom for him? I just I don't. I
Speaker 1: would bloom for Troyvon, but not an emotional level. I
Speaker 1: think that, um, he's started this kind of epidemic. And
Speaker 1: I celebrate Dave MAZONI, but he's an epidemic. Platinum blonde hair,
Speaker 1: it's like you care all. It's like platinum one here
Speaker 1: for twenty year old game man is like the new
Speaker 1: like going abroad, like like you're not interesting now you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Okay, we loved it. We love Dave,
Speaker 1: but you'll have to answer to him in just a
Speaker 1: few short minutes. Um, hopefully all right, So let's move
Speaker 1: on to isn't this is the young girl names? And yeah,
Speaker 1: I just hate Kathy Undercover. I don't know if we're like, um,
Speaker 1: Disney Channel people, what is Casey Undercover? Casey Undercover is
Speaker 1: the story of Zendaia, who's like in a family setting.
Speaker 1: It's on Disney Channel. It's her, her brother, her parents
Speaker 1: all spies, her little sister. It's a robot and and
Speaker 1: helps them spy. And like it's just like it's not
Speaker 1: clear to na. For me, it's like give something to
Speaker 1: I just feel like I need more star quality. And
Speaker 1: the cardinal sin for these young girls is having not
Speaker 1: star quality. We have a real nod in agreement. Right there,
Speaker 1: she was saying, absolutely right, the girl plays the bot
Speaker 1: a talent and where is she nowhere? It sounds like
Speaker 1: we're fitty on this young girl. All right, let's talk
Speaker 1: about this young girl. This is Seawan Mendez. That a
Speaker 1: lot of hardy woos from the gays. He sit down
Speaker 1: for this one. I'm sitting down literally nothing to say,
Speaker 1: literally nothing to say. I feel like I think he
Speaker 1: picked the wrong Baldwin to date. For me, it's Ireland,
Speaker 1: it's Haley Baldwin. Wow, I think date if you're going
Speaker 1: to date a Baldwin, Am I crazy? Like everyone's glass
Speaker 1: lighting me. Everyone's like no Haley, Like, I'm like no.
Speaker 1: What about the rumors from Alec Baldwin that she's an ungrateful,
Speaker 1: spoiled little pig. I believe that's I believe that's from
Speaker 1: Alec Baldwin's mouth himself. I celebrate that. Okay, on this
Speaker 1: young girl. Okay, continuing, This is Lucy Hale from Pretty
Speaker 1: Little Liars. I know a favorite trill of you. I
Speaker 1: love Pretty Little Liars. I love any um art that
Speaker 1: kind of there's the little story of gorgeous duplicitus teens
Speaker 1: um and yeah, I'm a yesa and Lucy Hale, even
Speaker 1: though she is my least favorite little liar by farm.
Speaker 1: I love her choice to um to do truth or
Speaker 1: a day or a story about what if teens had
Speaker 1: to murder each other? And um, yeah, I think I was.
Speaker 1: I love that she stopped with the middle part because
Speaker 1: a middle part can be so helpful, but you have
Speaker 1: to know when enough is enough with the middle part.
Speaker 1: And I love her new hair, and I agree she's
Speaker 1: rock in the middle part. There we think of this picture.
Speaker 1: I'm giving nothing to come, give me nothing to cam.
Speaker 1: She's giving this young girl here we go. Um, this
Speaker 1: is Millie Bobby Brown, famous young girl, famous young girl.
Speaker 1: And this when I feel a little bit like a
Speaker 1: like coming for a young child, I like a Second
Speaker 1: Amendment enthusiast. But I um, yeah, for me, it's like
Speaker 1: she's every time I watch her, it's like always like
Speaker 1: a talk back, like give me more, Hillary duff Less,
Speaker 1: Daniel de Lewis, you know, like you're a fourteen years
Speaker 1: old more more a Disney Channel lessons on the actor's studio,
Speaker 1: You know, like you're a fourteen Let me vicariously live that.
Speaker 1: Like I watched her in my forty seven. UM met
Speaker 1: Hillary Duff today. How do you think she was in?
Speaker 1: In three words? I think she was graceful, professional, annoying.
Speaker 1: She was she was the first. She was the first.
Speaker 1: She was not annoying, and I wanted to hear more. Okay,
Speaker 1: great if Hillary, if you're out there, if you're listening,
Speaker 1: but we're we're not holding to republicist anymore. Seven people said,
Speaker 1: don't mention her neighbor was okay, we won't mention. Dieter
Speaker 1: Addison Anna say this like that was a golden age
Speaker 1: of these young girls, And I was like, you had
Speaker 1: ban any Fair a cover, you had Olson's back to back,
Speaker 1: you had Bloodell, you had Duff, you had Mandy Like
Speaker 1: that was like that was they had a laundromat? Was
Speaker 1: what was that? They were just kind of I think
Speaker 1: in like a white space and like pale pink dresses.
Speaker 1: I love that that photo could have been taken here.
Speaker 1: I think it was taken. It was okay on this
Speaker 1: young girl, and that was these young girls. Pat why
Speaker 1: don't you go ahead to put that microp off back
Speaker 1: in that hole. We gotta keep things moving. Cat's gonna
Speaker 1: take a seat and join us for the rest of
Speaker 1: the show. But for now it's gonna be everyone get
Speaker 1: out your phones and put on the flesh, because we
Speaker 1: are about to be served a red carpet moment with
Speaker 1: any come on any any world, all over the world, Annie, Annie,
Speaker 1: We're here, Annie, Here, Annie, Ready, all over the world.
Speaker 1: There's poverty. Where are you raging tonight? Annie? What do
Speaker 1: you say about the poverty in the world? What do
Speaker 1: you have to say? Annie? Can you any question? Ednie?
Speaker 1: Get on the mic, and I'm like, Eddie, what are
Speaker 1: you wearing tonight? Honey, I'm wearing my own mother Nature original.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, did you make it? Yes? I made Annie.
Speaker 1: When are you getting a baby? I'm getting a baby
Speaker 1: at the end of summer. So anyone want to come
Speaker 1: rub my feet? Eddie? Annie? And you keep talking and
Speaker 1: tweeting about your husband's prick. How is it doing, Honey?
Speaker 1: My husband's prick isn't the whole reason this thing got started? Okay?
Speaker 1: He drew a condom on his dick. I fell for it,
Speaker 1: and here we are, and you're so dumb, Annie, Annie.
Speaker 1: Emma Stone is gonna play Cruela to Bill thoughts in
Speaker 1: a live action film? I mean, was middle are not available?
Speaker 1: I don't think she was. Okay, that's okay, Eddie, Annie, Annie,
Speaker 1: Fuck Younie, Annie? Are you gonna do you to have
Speaker 1: a little glass of wine? You're on your third trimester, honey,
Speaker 1: Been there, done that? Annie? Who was not the best president,
Speaker 1: not the worst president, but the most mediocre president, the
Speaker 1: one in the middle, number twenty six, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: the one of the bathtub taft. Yes, we love that, though.
Speaker 1: Patty questions for Annie, Annie, how's it going to be
Speaker 1: a stupid bad We are family, we are lost countries
Speaker 1: in his family, and we're both stupid bitches. Ye, try
Speaker 1: the music up, and it's only is gonna remain with us.
Speaker 1: Put that mic in the hole like your husband. Play
Speaker 1: is pricking you? Okay, but you and pat are gonna
Speaker 1: share a mic on this side, and then there's another
Speaker 1: mic over there for the rest of you. Cons have guests,
Speaker 1: phil In and everyone. We're very proud to welcome our
Speaker 1: next guest. Now, this actually is a really special one
Speaker 1: because you know this guest. This this next guest as
Speaker 1: a frequent friend collaborator of ours guests on our podcast.
Speaker 1: But he's got a new job. Yes, he is the
Speaker 1: teen social media director of the b Best campaign Man
Speaker 1: Trump's be Best campaign. Everyone, please, welcome to the stage.
Speaker 1: Teen social social media manager Davi Zoning. Yes, Dave, Hi, Dave,
Speaker 1: what a team Dave here's talked about this? Hello everyone? Hi? Oh,
Speaker 1: I feel so blessed to be seventeen. It is so
Speaker 1: lit to be here. Wow, he's he has the lingo down.
Speaker 1: It is lit tonight, guys. I'm so excited to be
Speaker 1: here as a teen representative for the B Best campaign. Um,
Speaker 1: you wouldn't believe. Just two weeks ago, I received an
Speaker 1: email in my Gmail LM on my phone and it
Speaker 1: was the Melania Trump the entire office, asking me if
Speaker 1: I would take on the entire B Best campaign. They said,
Speaker 1: we don't really know where we're headed with this, can you?
Speaker 1: And I said, okay, sure, So here here I am.
Speaker 1: And you know, I'm very excited to talk with you
Speaker 1: guys about what we have planned for the B Best campaign.
Speaker 1: You know, being a teen, I just think about, you
Speaker 1: know what what am I most concerned with? What am
Speaker 1: I constantly thinking about? Is it Demilovado's you know, sobriety? Maybe? Um?
Speaker 1: Is it? You know? Is it whether or not my
Speaker 1: mom bought the correct flavor of tide pod. Um. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's a freaking concern um only like certain flavors. But
Speaker 1: I will say that my primary concern um is Instagram. Um.
Speaker 1: And so that is what the b Best campaign is
Speaker 1: going to be all about, guys. Um, It's going to
Speaker 1: be about the thing concerning me most as a teen,
Speaker 1: which is Instagram. Um. So here, I guess we'll first
Speaker 1: ask what does it mean to be best? Um? The
Speaker 1: best means living your best life? Yes, Um, So feeling
Speaker 1: your best so that you realize your best is more
Speaker 1: better than others best. And when your best is better,
Speaker 1: that that is that's good best, that is best. Um. Yeah,
Speaker 1: But how do you know for certain if your best
Speaker 1: is better? Um? And that's the question I keep asking
Speaker 1: myself as I fall asleep with my phone in my
Speaker 1: hand nightly. UM. So I then say, um, followers, and
Speaker 1: that's really what this initiative, be Best is here to
Speaker 1: bring followers to the unfollowed um, just to drive the morale.
Speaker 1: And and you know, it's it's not about being a leader,
Speaker 1: it's about having followers. And so I just want to
Speaker 1: drive that home. And I'm really excited. I've really, like
Speaker 1: I said, been given free reign of this campaign. So
Speaker 1: as a seventeen year old, I'm having fun, all right,
Speaker 1: thank you? UM? So well, yes, like I said, America's
Speaker 1: youth getting followed and and that's what this campaign is
Speaker 1: all about. So the three of the Best, I'll tell you,
Speaker 1: I did this in fifteen minutes. So here we go.
Speaker 1: UM followers, content and contouring. We'll get it so followers.
Speaker 1: Like I said, UM, it's very important turning leaders into followers.
Speaker 1: Get kids of t K by fifteen, because how are
Speaker 1: they supposed to survive in this climate? It's very important.
Speaker 1: And also hashtags, we think I'm not exactly sure how
Speaker 1: they work, but I'm certain that they do. UM content
Speaker 1: for the next generation. Another very important thing in Instagram, UM,
Speaker 1: something that the b Best campaign has been working tirelessly
Speaker 1: to help improve. UM. We're gonna be creating access to
Speaker 1: basic post care UM, which is going to include photo shoots.
Speaker 1: You know, post care. Every team deserves kind of a
Speaker 1: photo on the beach where they're kind of looking this way, wow,
Speaker 1: did or maybe like they're tossing their hair like a
Speaker 1: little bit but they don't see you though they've asked
Speaker 1: you to take the photo, but they're yes, something like that. UM,
Speaker 1: so yeah, we're working on that um merch obviously, but
Speaker 1: that that's a given. And also sponsors. Um, we've been
Speaker 1: in talks with T Mobile. Um all right. We have
Speaker 1: access to food for all these teams as a part
Speaker 1: of the BBST campaign, such as avocado toast. Um. We
Speaker 1: also have outreach which we're doing and we're out there
Speaker 1: and we're reaching out um so um with that, we're
Speaker 1: gonna be having murals of angel wings. We need war
Speaker 1: murals because um, it's such a good photo. Um. We
Speaker 1: also need Broadway playbills because you can't legally take any
Speaker 1: other photos into there, but we want to know you're there, okay. Um.
Speaker 1: And also succulents from above I find all right so
Speaker 1: and also contouring, um so your face but best So
Speaker 1: I'm guys, this kind of came into into the pillar
Speaker 1: a sort of in the wee hours and I'll just
Speaker 1: say it was part of my obsession with how much
Speaker 1: this can truly change your face. UM. Drag is incredible.
Speaker 1: UM so yeah, um this this is a six ft
Speaker 1: black man and this is a fisherman. Um And but
Speaker 1: with the power of contouring, YouTube can be best. And
Speaker 1: you'd think I would say be the best, but no, UM, alright, great,
Speaker 1: so here's some data. UM. So this is real data
Speaker 1: from a real place. UM. And so as you can see,
Speaker 1: as in the early seventies people didn't have many followers,
Speaker 1: There wasn't many. So as it gets better, the green
Speaker 1: correlates to UM being your best, as red correlates to followers.
Speaker 1: It was in the New York Times. I promise you
Speaker 1: don't look it up. UM. And we've also very excited
Speaker 1: to welcome one of our first UM major influences to
Speaker 1: the campaign, Will Mayo, UM, who is an alien doll,
Speaker 1: UM who has a clothing line and one point seven
Speaker 1: million followers UM and hangs out with Rihanna. I'm very serious,
Speaker 1: little little Mayo. The stories are, Little Mayo, please watch.
Speaker 1: The stories are are absolutely insane. So I guess what
Speaker 1: I'm saying is, guys, be best, UM, because you know,
Speaker 1: as the world continues to turn, followers become more and
Speaker 1: more important, and being seventeen, I know that better than
Speaker 1: any of you. UM. So yeah, UM, helping the next
Speaker 1: generation get verified, guys, Thank you so much the best.
Speaker 1: Today everything is so much clearer, thank you, damazone. It
Speaker 1: literally is clearer than it was before. Amazing. Dave's gonna
Speaker 1: join us. But now let's move on. It is another
Speaker 1: red carpet moment with Sindy Washington. Thank you, Sydy City microphone.
Speaker 1: They did he take Tony? Is my Sydney move? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, oh my god, Sydy Sydney. How many licks?
Speaker 1: How many licks? How many licks? Play the music just
Speaker 1: a little bit louder? How many licks? I can't hear you,
Speaker 1: I can't hear you? How over my beauty? I'm sorry? Ship? Okay, Sidney,
Speaker 1: how many licks? Hay to get to the middle of
Speaker 1: this tutsie? Pop? A thousand? A thousand dollars? Actually, Sydney,
Speaker 1: Sidney recycling is huge right now? If you had a boat,
Speaker 1: where would you go? If I had a boat, where
Speaker 1: would I go? Capri thing? Okay, Sidney, what is your
Speaker 1: advice for all the children? My advice for all the
Speaker 1: children is shop at Century one Contemporary section Ship. They
Speaker 1: have twenty good pans, Yes they do. And I always
Speaker 1: asked where's the sale, and they're like, this whole place
Speaker 1: is a sale. I'm like, okay, you're right, Sidney. When
Speaker 1: are you gonna do your Vegas residents? When am I
Speaker 1: doing my Vegas very Sycy after the show. Have a
Speaker 1: PJ waiting for me right after this private jet For
Speaker 1: those people who don't know what sendy well again crazy tonight.
Speaker 1: Where are we getting crazy? Lean will still even go there?
Speaker 1: Sidney crew, Okay, I got it. This is the le
Speaker 1: Blond Crew. Okay, I got it. Sidney tell us a poem,
Speaker 1: a poem the music off. Roses are red, violets are blue.
Speaker 1: You need more black friends. There you go, Sidney Washington. Gentlemen, Okay,
Speaker 1: wow um, I just handed my glasses off to my
Speaker 1: co host because he needs to do a really quick change.
Speaker 1: And I we fought over this, I said Matt. Their
Speaker 1: prescription lenses. They will damage your eyes in addition to
Speaker 1: rendering me legally blind. But he wants to commit to
Speaker 1: this because there's a costume element. But now, please welcome
Speaker 1: to the stage. The host of his hit show on
Speaker 1: VH one Other Gideon Papa Demo Kus Dealist celebrity, corresponding, Gideon,
Speaker 1: where are you here? We are here? We are yasass.
Speaker 1: Golly st ya sass, that is yas ass. That is
Speaker 1: how we say hello in Greek. Gideon, how are you
Speaker 1: get getting We're running out of time, so fucking tired.
Speaker 1: And right after this, get this, me and Time Daily
Speaker 1: are getting on a big ship. I can't see a
Speaker 1: fucking thing, and we're just heading out into the middle
Speaker 1: of the ocean and we're gonna We're just gonna see
Speaker 1: what happens. Do you, guys? No, Time Daily the biggest
Speaker 1: celebrity that there is. Today everyone is talking about Time.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you a little bit about who I am.
Speaker 1: My name is Gideon Papa Deimo cous I am the
Speaker 1: host of with Gideon. Now I know, spelled out gasp
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Speaker 1: it's actually and you have to grab your friends. Now.
Speaker 1: I have a show on v H one other This
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Speaker 1: course have different shows. We have not RuPaul's Dragons, we
Speaker 1: have Serena Chash shows, drag Ras, we have Um Love
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Speaker 1: Girls Club. So we have a lot of amazing shows.
Speaker 1: And my show is on four thirty AM Central and
Speaker 1: we have dozens of viewers. And so basically, guys, what
Speaker 1: I do is I keep up to date with all
Speaker 1: the D list gossip and I am here to spill
Speaker 1: the tea. Okay, here we go. Gideon says, we are
Speaker 1: now on Normandy Watch. Fifth Harmony has broken up. We
Speaker 1: are on Normandy Watch. Does everyone know Normany? Is Normandy
Speaker 1: the best member of Fifth Harmony? No, Camilla is objectively
Speaker 1: the best Harmony. But Camilla is a B list celebrity,
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Speaker 1: spotted at several places having a secret ran Da Vu
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Speaker 1: nor Money Watch. Either way, stay tuned on with Gideon
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Speaker 1: now everyone is talking about the biggest A List star. No,
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Speaker 1: steen Bergen. Her performance in the upcoming film Book Club
Speaker 1: is receiving Golden Glove buzz. What is the golden glove?
Speaker 1: The Golden Gloves is like the Golden Globes, except much shittier.
Speaker 1: And it's five women who are over the age of
Speaker 1: sixty who have had their hands burned in the kitchen
Speaker 1: and they vote on an awards and Mary Steinbergen is
Speaker 1: all the ridge I cannot see. Okay, we're gonna move on. Okay,
Speaker 1: now every course the med Gala. We all saw the
Speaker 1: med Gala. Everyone's talking about bees med Gala fashions. Here
Speaker 1: we go Amy, Amy, she's known as the Queen you mean,
Speaker 1: the Brandonan. She just let's slip on the carpet. There
Speaker 1: are toughs that we've all been talking about it and
Speaker 1: it's confirmed. There's gonna be a judging Amy reunion. Will
Speaker 1: and answer the question what will Amy decide in her judgment?
Speaker 1: That was the big question. That was the will they
Speaker 1: will won't they? Ross? Rachel, it was what would she
Speaker 1: judge and we're gonna find out in the reunion. Okay,
Speaker 1: this is this is a picture of countries reigning Queen
Speaker 1: Naomi Judd at the Met Gala. Whispers of an amazing
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Speaker 1: so let's keep an eye out offer Naomi Judd's moves.
Speaker 1: And of course Time. You can't stop talking about Time.
Speaker 1: She's the only name on everyone's lips. And that is
Speaker 1: her at the Met Gala looking so happy slash scared. Okay, Now,
Speaker 1: the famous segment of Gideon Papa Demo Custa Show is
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Speaker 1: we talk about what she's been up to and we
Speaker 1: answer the question can we talk about Nicolette? So this
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Speaker 1: on Radio silent from Captain Nicolette. Obviously there's a lot
Speaker 1: to look forward to, just nothing going on this week.
Speaker 1: So thank you all so much. Make sure you watch
Speaker 1: with Gideon. I'm gonna go get on that boat with
Speaker 1: Time's daily. Thank you so much. Wow, give it up
Speaker 1: for Gideon Papadimo cous everyone. Wow, that was um, that
Speaker 1: was that was truly upsetting Amy the Queen Brennaman. Um, No, thanks,
Speaker 1: I uh know, I love Amy. We love Amy. What
Speaker 1: do we think about Amy? We're like, yeah, Kelly Briscoe,
Speaker 1: thank Kelly, and that is what we think about Amy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's time for another Red Carmelle. Here we go. Wait,
Speaker 1: she's rounding the she was going through the backage. She's
Speaker 1: going through the back of walking. Yes, Oh, she's going
Speaker 1: through the back of the house. Darling, Oh moyes, yes,
Speaker 1: mo Mo. But what are you wearing tonight? What are
Speaker 1: you wearing that moment? By Walgreen? Bet mom by Walgreen.
Speaker 1: Did you hear Yanni or loyal? Or should I shut
Speaker 1: the funk up with this question? I don't pay attention
Speaker 1: to Instagram too busy, Okay, we'll fig of Instagram. How
Speaker 1: many stories is too many stories within a twenty four
Speaker 1: hour period? There's only ten stories in the world. And
Speaker 1: where all are we telling our own thoughts on Samantha Mamba.
Speaker 1: Samantha Mamba, you know, yeah, I loved her like denim
Speaker 1: fucking miniskirt. That is a question. Have you seen Rachel
Speaker 1: Bilton in the Chapstick commercials. I never said, why do
Speaker 1: you think Rachel? Who Bilson? That's exactly what I mean. Mo.
Speaker 1: Haven't you got the chance to meet Jacob the very
Speaker 1: nice stage manager. Oh my god, he's gorge He's really
Speaker 1: We're looking good. He's like, um, um, what's that one
Speaker 1: guy from West World with that other handsome guy? Oh
Speaker 1: not James Morriston, Yes, the other one? Or do you
Speaker 1: mean James? Both of them? I agree, he looks like
Speaker 1: both people look the same. Puts. Cut the music down,
Speaker 1: take us on a musical journey. Oh my god, listen
Speaker 1: the song he Oh my god, I'm Beyonce. Sorry, Um,
Speaker 1: all the time has come from my dreams. Will be hard, Yes,
Speaker 1: I will not be. What's just sad turned turned into
Speaker 1: your own because you want everyone fry pass everybody. Thank
Speaker 1: you so much, mam. You are giving us a calm
Speaker 1: the Scarson look. Yes, yes, okay, guys, we're gonna move on.
Speaker 1: This is a quick little game from me to you.
Speaker 1: We're gonna blaze through this because it's a pretty straightforward game.
Speaker 1: It's called Asian trivia. So when we're just gonna ask
Speaker 1: some basic questions about Asian culture. We're gonna go through
Speaker 1: them together. It's very h Q style. The questions get
Speaker 1: hard as we go along. I am um. I've been
Speaker 1: told I'm like a Scott Rigowski but even more uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: So let's get through this right now? Shall it is? Me? Do?
Speaker 1: Here we go? Here we go? Question one? What is
Speaker 1: the name of the lead actress in the upcoming Crazy
Speaker 1: Rich Asians film adaptation? Is aiming? Now? When be constant?
Speaker 1: Swou see Tilda Swinton? What's the answer? I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: out to the audience. Anyone have an idea? Does anyone
Speaker 1: know the answer? Answer? Coming over here? Do you know
Speaker 1: who the answer? And she's right? The answer is correct? Okay.
Speaker 1: Let's put a question to which the following is not
Speaker 1: a major Asian body of water and the Indian Ocean
Speaker 1: be the Yangz River see my parents days. Anyone answer
Speaker 1: to this question? Let's as to the answer. Yes, should
Speaker 1: be screaming and the question and the answer is correct.
Speaker 1: My parents, thank you, It's amazing. Okay. Question three? According
Speaker 1: to my parents, my childhood acquaintance from saddling me or
Speaker 1: summer camp Sidney Shoe just got a job as what
Speaker 1: a product engineer being your rology residency, hedge fund manager's question.
Speaker 1: Quick as you say, bus, none of those and she's
Speaker 1: in law school. A little trick question there, little little edge. Yes, Okay, great,
Speaker 1: Let's let's see a question four. Between five and nine
Speaker 1: Chinese immigrants suffered the indignation of a head tax upon
Speaker 1: entering which country was a Peru, b Russia or Ce? Canada?
Speaker 1: Would have an instinct, that's to the answer to this question.
Speaker 1: You would have an instinct and in clues anyone. This
Speaker 1: is hard. There's no punchline in these answers. Yeah, this
Speaker 1: is just sad. Someone can just guess one of the
Speaker 1: three letters and the answer is actually Canada. That's correct
Speaker 1: that you think, right, Okay, let's move on to questions. Okay,
Speaker 1: there is a dearth of Western media representation or Asia
Speaker 1: for Asians and Pacific Islanders. According to my parents, which
Speaker 1: are the who are the following is doing the most
Speaker 1: health visibility? Is a that pregnant stand up woman be
Speaker 1: Kim jong on whatever? C till just Swinson answers. It's
Speaker 1: been kind of dead. It's been kind of dead. Got
Speaker 1: a hand over there, I see what about you, sir? Pregnant?
Speaker 1: None of those Cindy Shoe because the media equals Facebook
Speaker 1: to my parents. Another true, very subversive game. Subversive game.
Speaker 1: But she's in law school. But but she's still making
Speaker 1: herself visible. Final question, you guys, let's get this right.
Speaker 1: This is the hardest one. Sidney Sho a person I
Speaker 1: bow and Yang have not seen since I was eleven
Speaker 1: years old. It's recently single. And even though I'm homosexual,
Speaker 1: where should she and I have our wedding? According to
Speaker 1: my parents, Russian Canada have an inkling as one. Right,
Speaker 1: I'm going over here, Russia, Russia, Russia. The answer to
Speaker 1: see my country of origin Canada. But thank you so much,
Speaker 1: the true guys that has been Asian trivia. Thank you
Speaker 1: so much for playing Wow. And I think it might
Speaker 1: be time for another at carpet moment with peters Man.
Speaker 1: Hello my god, Peter. Oh yes, Peter, Peter, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: beautiful Peter, Peter. Hi, Peter. Yes, I'm killing everybody, yes everyone, yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: everyone gets mouth every more else it's all consensual, Peter,
Speaker 1: taking it like Peter, when are you getting a baby?
Speaker 1: What are you getting a baby? When uterus transplants are
Speaker 1: widely available for everybody in the world, puters, stress plants.
Speaker 1: What I was just agreeing. What is your advice for
Speaker 1: everyone out there who's having a hard time? Bread through it,
Speaker 1: breathe through it. Yes, yes, yes. What should we be
Speaker 1: doing for the children, I'm telling them tips up, shoulders back, Yes, Peter,
Speaker 1: what are your thoughts on the movement, So the movement, movement,
Speaker 1: the movement in general, yes, just the movement. Yet I
Speaker 1: think the foot works there. I'd like to see more
Speaker 1: smiles from everybody, bigger, Hey, Peter, best letter A through
Speaker 1: Z for Peter, Oh my god, Oh my god, for
Speaker 1: best number one through three. Oh, the first thing you
Speaker 1: do when you wake up in the morning, I say,
Speaker 1: hello world, Peter, bring down the music wordlessly. With movement,
Speaker 1: take us on a journey that teaches us something about
Speaker 1: what human kind needs to learn. Okay, with movement, movement,
Speaker 1: we use movement. Okay. Um, he is removing and just
Speaker 1: you should be able to take off your own blouse. Ye,
Speaker 1: be able to take off your own glass, your own dress,
Speaker 1: Peter Smith, Everyone's join everybody, everyone. I would I would say,
Speaker 1: we're we're meeting our time limit, our time restraint. Um
Speaker 1: with a plum look before we get to our final
Speaker 1: finals segment. We have one more. Um, and this is
Speaker 1: a divisive, polarizing segment that we've introduced on the podcast. Um,
Speaker 1: but we're gonna do it anyway. It's called a voice memo,
Speaker 1: you bitch. We're gonna do a voice memo, you bitch.
Speaker 1: And we have a voice memo, you bitch. This evening
Speaker 1: from John Early, a young girl in the industry. John Early, So, UM,
Speaker 1: let's go ahead and um play that voice mention paying
Speaker 1: Matt and UM, I want to say, bowen, how are
Speaker 1: you guys? Uh? It's John Earley from Search Party, bobs
Speaker 1: Burgers at Home with Amy Sedaris, the Disaster Artists, What
Speaker 1: Out American Summer? Ten years later, Animals fun Mom, than
Speaker 1: are Beatrice at dinner Portlandia? Five five? Five? Haters back off,
Speaker 1: typical people, neighbors to the characters, love other people? What
Speaker 1: Hot American Summer? First day of camp and of course
Speaker 1: Broad City, High Maintenance and thirty Rock. Um, I am
Speaker 1: so fucking bummed. I can't be there tonight. I'm actually teaching. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I started, I started teaching. Ever since, my pilot with
Speaker 1: keeper Land was passed on by every major network and
Speaker 1: streaming platform. Meanwhile, rapists continue to freely make content. So yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm really just kind of focusing more on my first passion,
Speaker 1: which is working with kids. Um, but I wanted to
Speaker 1: say I got y'all's package. I got that in the mail.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about the one that had both of your
Speaker 1: head shots and your resumes and then a post it
Speaker 1: that just said help. Oh he got it. You know
Speaker 1: you know what you're talking about. UM, it did. There's
Speaker 1: a lot to address. First of all, I don't I'm
Speaker 1: not even particularly sure what I could do, you know, like,
Speaker 1: I'm happy to make some call, you know. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm happy. There are a lot of I don't know
Speaker 1: people I know that I'm sure would take a meeting
Speaker 1: with you, But it's just like I don't want to
Speaker 1: burn bridges through an ask like that. Another thing is
Speaker 1: you don't need to tea stain your head shots. The
Speaker 1: kind of aged look with the singed corners, it's it's
Speaker 1: it feels like a book report, you know. And and
Speaker 1: I don't know if that kind of character is UM
Speaker 1: what you're going for. UM. Lastly, I miss you guys,
Speaker 1: And UM, I'm sorry it couldn't be of more help. Um,
Speaker 1: but you know, I wish I was there, and I'm
Speaker 1: really running out of team here. I'm sorry, I'm very distracted.
Speaker 1: I'm at a huge, huge party just with a bunch
Speaker 1: of different friends of mine from UM, high school, UM
Speaker 1: and camp. Yeah, old friends from camp and a lot
Speaker 1: of toxic friends, a lot of really really toxic friends
Speaker 1: from show choir. But yeah, they're all in town and
Speaker 1: so we're rage to say the least. Um. But anyway,
Speaker 1: I actually get back to them. I love you, I
Speaker 1: wish I was there, and UH, have one on me tonight. Okay, wow,
Speaker 1: the package? That all right? Here's the deal. We have
Speaker 1: seven minutes and forty seconds left, I think if we
Speaker 1: all do and I don't think so, honey, and exactly
Speaker 1: one minute we woke, got this one under the water,
Speaker 1: and this will be a successful Vulture Festival segment festival.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna go first. Here is Matt Rogers. I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. He is on the clock. Oh wait, bitch,
Speaker 1: hold on, he's on the clock. The tennis time starts now,
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Mack and Chillen Hall, what
Speaker 1: the fun do you think you are? You had a
Speaker 1: Vulture Festival thing. I'm back at John Hall in five acts, bitch,
Speaker 1: Which five? Which five? I'm secretary? Uh the dark night
Speaker 1: I Miss Katie Hall was Maggie Jill you should not
Speaker 1: have stood upside. We were gonna do a fun ass
Speaker 1: game with you. That Maggie game was lit. Everyone in
Speaker 1: here was fucking dying, well was with Magga Jill. I
Speaker 1: heard time square. We're gonna do a fun time square
Speaker 1: bit because she's in the deuce time square. You know,
Speaker 1: Maggy Jill Hall Gall, you are my second favorite Jillan
Speaker 1: Hall anyway, famously, Jake is Jake. Fifteen seconds, Maggie Chillen Hall.
Speaker 1: Here's the deal. You want to get my respect, you
Speaker 1: need to get blown up in more movies than Maggie Smith.
Speaker 1: Maggie Smith movie is that one minute? Five seconds? Maggie
Speaker 1: jill In Hall. I don't think so, honey, don't stand
Speaker 1: me up. I'm gonna be huge. Wow. Okay, there we go.
Speaker 1: It was all right, It was alright. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: And it's time starts now. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: Maggie fucking Jillen Hall. Oh no, no, no, no no no.
Speaker 1: Here's here's a true story of one of minor actions
Speaker 1: with Maggie Gillan Hall wasn't an interaction. I saw her
Speaker 1: on the five train back into Brooklyn. She was standing
Speaker 1: and chatting with the guy who plays Daisy on Girls,
Speaker 1: and I was like, who do you think you are
Speaker 1: taking the train with your other thespian friends? Fuck you?
Speaker 1: And I think she had like a bag of groceries
Speaker 1: and they were talking. They were in deep conversation about
Speaker 1: something I don't care to know. Maggie Gillan Hall, You're busted.
Speaker 1: Here's why. I hard Time Square was gonna be a
Speaker 1: game where we all each tricken turner say something we
Speaker 1: love about Times Square and the last person standing was
Speaker 1: the winner. Is that not brilliant? We had to We
Speaker 1: had just pull all these games in segments out of
Speaker 1: her ask with all of these interviews, and and they're
Speaker 1: all great. Kenny Watson our producers right there, and we
Speaker 1: love Kenny. So Maggie, don't dare. Don't you dare stands
Speaker 1: us up in the future. What you need to do
Speaker 1: is collp Kenny wats is to sit down with us.
Speaker 1: Thank you. We're gonna be huge, alright, this is Pat Reagans.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. We're ready all right and
Speaker 1: pat your time starts now. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: Tyler Henry Hollywood Media, the ultimate one of these young girls,
Speaker 1: nineteen year old medium in Hollywood. His mom drives into
Speaker 1: his readings. He he's too young to even know who
Speaker 1: any of the people are, which he stresses, and they
Speaker 1: don't have to kind of like fight the inside of
Speaker 1: their lip and act like it's refreshing. He's always the sweating.
Speaker 1: He once told Misha Barton that he read Hern's that
Speaker 1: I could tell your middle name is Anne, and she
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, I was coming through in the middle way.
Speaker 1: He once read Carol Rodswell and he was like, um,
Speaker 1: Carolyn Kennedy came through, and I have no idea who
Speaker 1: that is. I'm like kind of attracted him, kind of
Speaker 1: not like decide and it's like, give us me an anerism.
Speaker 1: He um. He once told Ryan Lockney that his partner
Speaker 1: was going to write a book, and it's always like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, she wants to write a book. He's like,
Speaker 1: she's going to write a book and it's gonna be
Speaker 1: like her big Thank second. I don't think he's psychick.
Speaker 1: I think he harps on the pain of other people.
Speaker 1: But I also like that was I don't think so.
Speaker 1: I don't want please'm Andie Donley and Donley this is
Speaker 1: your I don't think so hunting your time starts now.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, Honey, the reboot of Murphy Brown.
Speaker 1: We've seen you before. We don't need you to come
Speaker 1: back again. The last time we saw Candis Bergen was
Speaker 1: Sex in the City, and it was like, you're this
Speaker 1: is this is not a reference anymore, Like you're too old, honey,
Speaker 1: take your pension plan. You go to Palm Springs and
Speaker 1: why a ratty? You could take Rosanne with you Tube Now.
Speaker 1: I love Roseanne, but we got to give these young
Speaker 1: girls that yead. Okay, listen, I've been shopping my my
Speaker 1: TV show around town will not get picked up. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm going to do an all female version of Home
Speaker 1: Improvement where I am the star and all my teenage
Speaker 1: daughters have horrible periods, and nobody will pick this up
Speaker 1: because they want who fucking Murphy Brown. If you don't
Speaker 1: know who Murphy Brown is your mom m, that's who
Speaker 1: likes Murphy Brown, Wine nose and drug addicts. Don't Brown,
Speaker 1: Baby care comes Dave Massoni. I don't think so honey,
Speaker 1: time starts now. All right, I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: People who still refuse to follow Britney Spears on Instagram,
Speaker 1: why are you resisting this woman? I've said it before
Speaker 1: and I will say it again. Has done for your sins?
Speaker 1: This woman raised you from a young baby. Okay, so listen,
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear it like. She's posting a
Speaker 1: lot of good things. She's running a lot with her kids,
Speaker 1: she's painting. She seems to be very in love and
Speaker 1: in what I'm gonna say is maybe a stable relationship.
Speaker 1: He seems very nice, or at least very dead set
Speaker 1: on picking her up whenever she asked him to. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: gonna take this off because I know they made me
Speaker 1: look pissed, and I've changed my mood to be happy
Speaker 1: because Brittany is in a good place. And I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey. To you for only giving her seventeen
Speaker 1: million followers, She's Brittany fucking spiracu idiot. I don't think
Speaker 1: so honey, you follow her? Sendey Washington, it is your time,
Speaker 1: and your time starts now. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: Netflix casting Jennifer Annison as president and a lesbian. The
Speaker 1: gay community will not accept that bullshit? Are you serious?
Speaker 1: She is boring? She is a bologna sandwich. I mean
Speaker 1: I can't even watch her and friends. How dare you
Speaker 1: put her as the president? There's so many more people
Speaker 1: who could be the president and a lesbian. How about
Speaker 1: Meryl Street, Viola Davison, Lean, Pila Bassett Street. We will
Speaker 1: accept any of those women except Jennifer Aniston. Netflix, were you?
Speaker 1: Were you out of people? I could be the lesbian
Speaker 1: as a president that you need? A black woman? Here?
Speaker 1: Here you go right here. First of all, I've been
Speaker 1: gay for four years in the community still hasn't accepted me.
Speaker 1: So how hell oh yes, I'm still wait listed as
Speaker 1: a lesbian. So you're gonna take Jennifer Aniston? Is that
Speaker 1: what you're gonna do. You're gonna be like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna watch her, but what
Speaker 1: twenty episodes? I'm gonna watch one and then I'll be like,
Speaker 1: tig you gotta carry this whole show. Yes, Tignitaro has
Speaker 1: to be her her partner on the show. And I'm like, what, Netflix,
Speaker 1: what was the casting on that girl? That's woman? What?
Speaker 1: What show. Is this? What show is? It's called First Ladies. Yes,
Speaker 1: it was on Deadline. I'm sorry that you didn't know
Speaker 1: about that, all right, we didn't know, But now I know.
Speaker 1: Mo fry passing. Wow, she is staying seated and your
Speaker 1: time starts now. I don't think so any dreams that
Speaker 1: are so real and boring that I think they happen
Speaker 1: in real life? Are you kidding me? It's like it
Speaker 1: was like in my house, but it wasn't really my house.
Speaker 1: But it wasn't my house, you know. It's like, I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. I have a fragile sense of reality,
Speaker 1: like these don't just stort it any further. It's like,
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Like I like, I have
Speaker 1: a dreamer. It's like I had a conflict with a
Speaker 1: friend and I dealt with it. It's like I wake up,
Speaker 1: It's like, did I deal with it? Hold on? And
Speaker 1: I thought I'd doubt with that. It's like, what did
Speaker 1: I do? What did I do? In the dreams? Fixed
Speaker 1: everything I fucking forgot? Also, I don't think so honey.
Speaker 1: Not being able to take iPhone photos inside of your dreams.
Speaker 1: You know, I said, I see a beautiful sunset of
Speaker 1: my dreams. I want to remember that. It's like, how
Speaker 1: do I remember something? A photograph on my iPhone? And
Speaker 1: it's like, oh, it's just like so frustrating, Like I
Speaker 1: don't think so any like not being able to, like,
Speaker 1: you know, really take my dreams into reality. And I
Speaker 1: know that's very niche, you know, And it's like for
Speaker 1: our dreamers, our pisces out there, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: So it's just like it's like this is like a niche.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, But I don't think so honey,
Speaker 1: like the construct of dreams five seconds, Like I don't
Speaker 1: think so anny, Like give me some stability, like let
Speaker 1: me take a picture. That's why we should be able
Speaker 1: to photograph in our dreams. And I can say thank
Speaker 1: you finally, Peter Smith. Oh and they're gonna they're gonna
Speaker 1: stand and their time starts now. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: Dead Prince Philip and when watch the Row wedding today,
Speaker 1: gonna go to raise some hands. Yeah, Prince Philip was dead.
Speaker 1: He was sitting there dead next to his wife who
Speaker 1: might have been dead too. This man is married to
Speaker 1: the Queen of England. Queen Elizabeth the second and this
Speaker 1: man had blood, four eyes, the thinnest, thinnest skin, a
Speaker 1: metal rod, just threw his head just up. How many seconds? Okay,
Speaker 1: this guy, you've seen tissue paper before, you've seen it,
Speaker 1: you've unwrapped a present. This is that you took that
Speaker 1: garbage tissue paper and wrapped it in blood and then
Speaker 1: put it in a chapel and expected the world to say, Oh,
Speaker 1: this guy is alive and excited to be here. They
Speaker 1: said that it would take twenty six minutes for my photo. Second,
Speaker 1: because Prince Philip gets prickly. He's not prickly, he's dead.
Speaker 1: P Smith, all right, everyone was the Vulture Festival, second Festival.
Speaker 1: We want to say thank you all of my casts.
Speaker 1: Peter Smith, Mode Fantastic, Sydney Washington, damn this outing anytime.
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