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Speaker 1: Trump's be Best campaign. Everyone, please, welcome to the stage.

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Speaker 1: Teen social social media manager Davi Zoning. Yes, Dave, Hi, Dave,

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Speaker 1: what a team Dave here's talked about this? Hello everyone? Hi? Oh,

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Speaker 1: You know, being a teen, I just think about, you

418
00:24:24,119 --> 00:24:26,840
Speaker 1: know what what am I most concerned with? What am

419
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:33,800
Speaker 1: I constantly thinking about? Is it Demilovado's you know, sobriety? Maybe? Um?

420
00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:36,040
Speaker 1: Is it? You know? Is it whether or not my

421
00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:39,160
Speaker 1: mom bought the correct flavor of tide pod. Um. Yes,

422
00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:42,800
Speaker 1: that's a freaking concern um only like certain flavors. But

423
00:24:43,119 --> 00:24:47,640
Speaker 1: I will say that my primary concern um is Instagram. Um.

424
00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:49,440
Speaker 1: And so that is what the b Best campaign is

425
00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:51,399
Speaker 1: going to be all about, guys. Um, It's going to

426
00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:53,880
Speaker 1: be about the thing concerning me most as a teen,

427
00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:57,960
Speaker 1: which is Instagram. Um. So here, I guess we'll first

428
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,159
Speaker 1: ask what does it mean to be best? Um? The

429
00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:04,320
Speaker 1: best means living your best life? Yes, Um, So feeling

430
00:25:04,359 --> 00:25:06,520
Speaker 1: your best so that you realize your best is more

431
00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:11,359
Speaker 1: better than others best. And when your best is better,

432
00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:15,760
Speaker 1: that that is that's good best, that is best. Um. Yeah,

433
00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:18,639
Speaker 1: But how do you know for certain if your best

434
00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:21,920
Speaker 1: is better? Um? And that's the question I keep asking

435
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:23,720
Speaker 1: myself as I fall asleep with my phone in my

436
00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:28,600
Speaker 1: hand nightly. UM. So I then say, um, followers, and

437
00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:31,840
Speaker 1: that's really what this initiative, be Best is here to

438
00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:37,080
Speaker 1: bring followers to the unfollowed um, just to drive the morale.

439
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:39,359
Speaker 1: And and you know, it's it's not about being a leader,

440
00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:43,639
Speaker 1: it's about having followers. And so I just want to

441
00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:45,760
Speaker 1: drive that home. And I'm really excited. I've really, like

442
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:48,520
Speaker 1: I said, been given free reign of this campaign. So

443
00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:51,919
Speaker 1: as a seventeen year old, I'm having fun, all right,

444
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:55,440
Speaker 1: thank you? UM? So well, yes, like I said, America's

445
00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:58,480
Speaker 1: youth getting followed and and that's what this campaign is

446
00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:01,439
Speaker 1: all about. So the three of the Best, I'll tell you,

447
00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:03,320
Speaker 1: I did this in fifteen minutes. So here we go.

448
00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:09,359
Speaker 1: UM followers, content and contouring. We'll get it so followers.

449
00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:13,000
Speaker 1: Like I said, UM, it's very important turning leaders into followers.

450
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:16,360
Speaker 1: Get kids of t K by fifteen, because how are

451
00:26:16,359 --> 00:26:19,760
Speaker 1: they supposed to survive in this climate? It's very important.

452
00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:22,879
Speaker 1: And also hashtags, we think I'm not exactly sure how

453
00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:25,920
Speaker 1: they work, but I'm certain that they do. UM content

454
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:30,199
Speaker 1: for the next generation. Another very important thing in Instagram, UM,

455
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:33,280
Speaker 1: something that the b Best campaign has been working tirelessly

456
00:26:33,359 --> 00:26:37,240
Speaker 1: to help improve. UM. We're gonna be creating access to

457
00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:41,200
Speaker 1: basic post care UM, which is going to include photo shoots.

458
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:44,399
Speaker 1: You know, post care. Every team deserves kind of a

459
00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:50,359
Speaker 1: photo on the beach where they're kind of looking this way, wow,

460
00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:53,600
Speaker 1: did or maybe like they're tossing their hair like a

461
00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:56,680
Speaker 1: little bit but they don't see you though they've asked

462
00:26:56,720 --> 00:27:03,400
Speaker 1: you to take the photo, but they're yes, something like that. UM,

463
00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:06,760
Speaker 1: so yeah, we're working on that um merch obviously, but

464
00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:09,600
Speaker 1: that that's a given. And also sponsors. Um, we've been

465
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:16,879
Speaker 1: in talks with T Mobile. Um all right. We have

466
00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:20,840
Speaker 1: access to food for all these teams as a part

467
00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:27,240
Speaker 1: of the BBST campaign, such as avocado toast. Um. We

468
00:27:27,359 --> 00:27:30,440
Speaker 1: also have outreach which we're doing and we're out there

469
00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:33,479
Speaker 1: and we're reaching out um so um with that, we're

470
00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:37,080
Speaker 1: gonna be having murals of angel wings. We need war

471
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:41,000
Speaker 1: murals because um, it's such a good photo. Um. We

472
00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:44,920
Speaker 1: also need Broadway playbills because you can't legally take any

473
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:47,359
Speaker 1: other photos into there, but we want to know you're there, okay. Um.

474
00:27:47,359 --> 00:27:52,920
Speaker 1: And also succulents from above I find all right so

475
00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:57,080
Speaker 1: and also contouring, um so your face but best So

476
00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:59,960
Speaker 1: I'm guys, this kind of came into into the pillar

477
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:02,399
Speaker 1: a sort of in the wee hours and I'll just

478
00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:04,680
Speaker 1: say it was part of my obsession with how much

479
00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:08,320
Speaker 1: this can truly change your face. UM. Drag is incredible.

480
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:11,600
Speaker 1: UM so yeah, um this this is a six ft

481
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:16,040
Speaker 1: black man and this is a fisherman. Um And but

482
00:28:16,119 --> 00:28:20,719
Speaker 1: with the power of contouring, YouTube can be best. And

483
00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:25,680
Speaker 1: you'd think I would say be the best, but no, UM, alright, great,

484
00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:30,000
Speaker 1: so here's some data. UM. So this is real data

485
00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:33,280
Speaker 1: from a real place. UM. And so as you can see,

486
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:37,080
Speaker 1: as in the early seventies people didn't have many followers,

487
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:41,200
Speaker 1: There wasn't many. So as it gets better, the green

488
00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:45,840
Speaker 1: correlates to UM being your best, as red correlates to followers.

489
00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:47,280
Speaker 1: It was in the New York Times. I promise you

490
00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:50,040
Speaker 1: don't look it up. UM. And we've also very excited

491
00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:53,400
Speaker 1: to welcome one of our first UM major influences to

492
00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:59,120
Speaker 1: the campaign, Will Mayo, UM, who is an alien doll,

493
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:04,320
Speaker 1: UM who has a clothing line and one point seven

494
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:08,360
Speaker 1: million followers UM and hangs out with Rihanna. I'm very serious,

495
00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:14,120
Speaker 1: little little Mayo. The stories are, Little Mayo, please watch.

496
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:16,840
Speaker 1: The stories are are absolutely insane. So I guess what

497
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:21,760
Speaker 1: I'm saying is, guys, be best, UM, because you know,

498
00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:25,640
Speaker 1: as the world continues to turn, followers become more and

499
00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:29,000
Speaker 1: more important, and being seventeen, I know that better than

500
00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:33,120
Speaker 1: any of you. UM. So yeah, UM, helping the next

501
00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:36,640
Speaker 1: generation get verified, guys, Thank you so much the best.

502
00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:40,680
Speaker 1: Today everything is so much clearer, thank you, damazone. It

503
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:44,360
Speaker 1: literally is clearer than it was before. Amazing. Dave's gonna

504
00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:47,480
Speaker 1: join us. But now let's move on. It is another

505
00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:58,480
Speaker 1: red carpet moment with Sindy Washington. Thank you, Sydy City microphone.

506
00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:03,520
Speaker 1: They did he take Tony? Is my Sydney move? Yeah?

507
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:09,560
Speaker 1: Oh my god, oh my god, Sydy Sydney. How many licks?

508
00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:12,560
Speaker 1: How many licks? How many licks? Play the music just

509
00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:18,479
Speaker 1: a little bit louder? How many licks? I can't hear you,

510
00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:22,800
Speaker 1: I can't hear you? How over my beauty? I'm sorry? Ship? Okay, Sidney,

511
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:24,680
Speaker 1: how many licks? Hay to get to the middle of

512
00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:29,719
Speaker 1: this tutsie? Pop? A thousand? A thousand dollars? Actually, Sydney,

513
00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:32,560
Speaker 1: Sidney recycling is huge right now? If you had a boat,

514
00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:35,320
Speaker 1: where would you go? If I had a boat, where

515
00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:39,760
Speaker 1: would I go? Capri thing? Okay, Sidney, what is your

516
00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:43,440
Speaker 1: advice for all the children? My advice for all the

517
00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:48,800
Speaker 1: children is shop at Century one Contemporary section Ship. They

518
00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:52,320
Speaker 1: have twenty good pans, Yes they do. And I always

519
00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:54,440
Speaker 1: asked where's the sale, and they're like, this whole place

520
00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:57,960
Speaker 1: is a sale. I'm like, okay, you're right, Sidney. When

521
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,720
Speaker 1: are you gonna do your Vegas residents? When am I

522
00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:05,040
Speaker 1: doing my Vegas very Sycy after the show. Have a

523
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:08,640
Speaker 1: PJ waiting for me right after this private jet For

524
00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:13,320
Speaker 1: those people who don't know what sendy well again crazy tonight.

525
00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:18,640
Speaker 1: Where are we getting crazy? Lean will still even go there?

526
00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:22,760
Speaker 1: Sidney crew, Okay, I got it. This is the le

527
00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:25,840
Speaker 1: Blond Crew. Okay, I got it. Sidney tell us a poem,

528
00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:30,760
Speaker 1: a poem the music off. Roses are red, violets are blue.

529
00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:38,880
Speaker 1: You need more black friends. There you go, Sidney Washington. Gentlemen, Okay,

530
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:44,120
Speaker 1: wow um, I just handed my glasses off to my

531
00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:47,000
Speaker 1: co host because he needs to do a really quick change.

532
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:49,080
Speaker 1: And I we fought over this, I said Matt. Their

533
00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:52,840
Speaker 1: prescription lenses. They will damage your eyes in addition to

534
00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:57,480
Speaker 1: rendering me legally blind. But he wants to commit to

535
00:31:57,520 --> 00:32:00,320
Speaker 1: this because there's a costume element. But now, please welcome

536
00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:03,160
Speaker 1: to the stage. The host of his hit show on

537
00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:09,800
Speaker 1: VH one Other Gideon Papa Demo Kus Dealist celebrity, corresponding, Gideon,

538
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:14,560
Speaker 1: where are you here? We are here? We are yasass.

539
00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:19,920
Speaker 1: Golly st ya sass, that is yas ass. That is

540
00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:23,480
Speaker 1: how we say hello in Greek. Gideon, how are you

541
00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:26,000
Speaker 1: get getting We're running out of time, so fucking tired.

542
00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:31,920
Speaker 1: And right after this, get this, me and Time Daily

543
00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:37,880
Speaker 1: are getting on a big ship. I can't see a

544
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:40,840
Speaker 1: fucking thing, and we're just heading out into the middle

545
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:42,640
Speaker 1: of the ocean and we're gonna We're just gonna see

546
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:46,560
Speaker 1: what happens. Do you, guys? No, Time Daily the biggest

547
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:50,480
Speaker 1: celebrity that there is. Today everyone is talking about Time.

548
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:52,920
Speaker 1: Let me tell you a little bit about who I am.

549
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:55,120
Speaker 1: My name is Gideon Papa Deimo cous I am the

550
00:32:55,160 --> 00:33:01,160
Speaker 1: host of with Gideon. Now I know, spelled out gasp

551
00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:04,880
Speaker 1: with Gideon. Whoa um. But the thing is, it's a

552
00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:09,360
Speaker 1: it's actually and you have to grab your friends. Now.

553
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:12,120
Speaker 1: I have a show on v H one other This

554
00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:15,040
Speaker 1: is different from v each one. This is we, of

555
00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:18,400
Speaker 1: course have different shows. We have not RuPaul's Dragons, we

556
00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:23,680
Speaker 1: have Serena Chash shows, drag Ras, we have Um Love

557
00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:28,680
Speaker 1: and Hip Hop Reno, and we have the Moderately Behaved

558
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:32,120
Speaker 1: Girls Club. So we have a lot of amazing shows.

559
00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:36,040
Speaker 1: And my show is on four thirty AM Central and

560
00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:39,400
Speaker 1: we have dozens of viewers. And so basically, guys, what

561
00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:41,320
Speaker 1: I do is I keep up to date with all

562
00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:43,360
Speaker 1: the D list gossip and I am here to spill

563
00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:47,360
Speaker 1: the tea. Okay, here we go. Gideon says, we are

564
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:52,200
Speaker 1: now on Normandy Watch. Fifth Harmony has broken up. We

565
00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:57,000
Speaker 1: are on Normandy Watch. Does everyone know Normany? Is Normandy

566
00:33:57,040 --> 00:34:00,640
Speaker 1: the best member of Fifth Harmony? No, Camilla is objectively

567
00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:04,560
Speaker 1: the best Harmony. But Camilla is a B list celebrity,

568
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:07,080
Speaker 1: so we are not looking for her. We're looking for Normann.

569
00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:11,000
Speaker 1: Where is Normani? We don't know, but we are looking

570
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:15,520
Speaker 1: all right, Here we go, moving on. Normany has been

571
00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:19,919
Speaker 1: spotted at several places having a secret ran Da Vu

572
00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:27,239
Speaker 1: with the legendary A list celebrity be Linda Carlyle at

573
00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:29,920
Speaker 1: the famed l I Eat Spot in and out. They

574
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:37,160
Speaker 1: were seen, and the question is begged, were they talking? Collapse? Okay?

575
00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:42,000
Speaker 1: Normani was spotted leaving Best By Los Angeles after a

576
00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:45,239
Speaker 1: spat with former Biffle Coral from the Real World World

577
00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:48,719
Speaker 1: Rules Challenge, and it begs the question what were they

578
00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:53,080
Speaker 1: doing buying a fish tank? Oh my god? She was

579
00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:56,760
Speaker 1: spotted on the cellular phone while driving, and it begs

580
00:34:56,800 --> 00:35:00,880
Speaker 1: the question was she talking with someone? We are on

581
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:04,080
Speaker 1: nor Money Watch. Either way, stay tuned on with Gideon

582
00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:08,040
Speaker 1: and we're gonna give you all the Normaney news. Okay,

583
00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:13,719
Speaker 1: now everyone is talking about the biggest A List star. No,

584
00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:16,160
Speaker 1: I'm not talking about Angelina Julia. I'm talking about Mary

585
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:22,720
Speaker 1: steen Bergen. Her performance in the upcoming film Book Club

586
00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:26,640
Speaker 1: is receiving Golden Glove buzz. What is the golden glove?

587
00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:30,480
Speaker 1: The Golden Gloves is like the Golden Globes, except much shittier.

588
00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:34,000
Speaker 1: And it's five women who are over the age of

589
00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:36,640
Speaker 1: sixty who have had their hands burned in the kitchen

590
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:40,440
Speaker 1: and they vote on an awards and Mary Steinbergen is

591
00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:47,040
Speaker 1: all the ridge I cannot see. Okay, we're gonna move on. Okay,

592
00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:49,640
Speaker 1: now every course the med Gala. We all saw the

593
00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:53,279
Speaker 1: med Gala. Everyone's talking about bees med Gala fashions. Here

594
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:59,640
Speaker 1: we go Amy, Amy, she's known as the Queen you mean,

595
00:35:59,719 --> 00:36:04,120
Speaker 1: the Brandonan. She just let's slip on the carpet. There

596
00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:06,440
Speaker 1: are toughs that we've all been talking about it and

597
00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:09,239
Speaker 1: it's confirmed. There's gonna be a judging Amy reunion. Will

598
00:36:09,239 --> 00:36:13,480
Speaker 1: and answer the question what will Amy decide in her judgment?

599
00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:16,080
Speaker 1: That was the big question. That was the will they

600
00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:19,160
Speaker 1: will won't they? Ross? Rachel, it was what would she

601
00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:22,680
Speaker 1: judge and we're gonna find out in the reunion. Okay,

602
00:36:22,719 --> 00:36:25,920
Speaker 1: this is this is a picture of countries reigning Queen

603
00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:32,320
Speaker 1: Naomi Judd at the Met Gala. Whispers of an amazing

604
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:36,360
Speaker 1: race cameo filled the Met Gala at the Met Gala,

605
00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:39,560
Speaker 1: so let's keep an eye out offer Naomi Judd's moves.

606
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:44,959
Speaker 1: And of course Time. You can't stop talking about Time.

607
00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:47,759
Speaker 1: She's the only name on everyone's lips. And that is

608
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:53,959
Speaker 1: her at the Met Gala looking so happy slash scared. Okay, Now,

609
00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:57,960
Speaker 1: the famous segment of Gideon Papa Demo Custa Show is

610
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:01,840
Speaker 1: can't we talk about Nicolet? Nicola Sheridan, the star of

611
00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:06,440
Speaker 1: Knots Landing and Desperate Housewives. Every week on my show

612
00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:08,560
Speaker 1: we talk about what she's been up to and we

613
00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:11,480
Speaker 1: answer the question can we talk about Nicolette? So this

614
00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:14,680
Speaker 1: week can we talk about Nicolette? No, there's nothing going

615
00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:20,160
Speaker 1: on Radio silent from Captain Nicolette. Obviously there's a lot

616
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:22,360
Speaker 1: to look forward to, just nothing going on this week.

617
00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:24,800
Speaker 1: So thank you all so much. Make sure you watch

618
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:29,840
Speaker 1: with Gideon. I'm gonna go get on that boat with

619
00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:34,440
Speaker 1: Time's daily. Thank you so much. Wow, give it up

620
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:41,920
Speaker 1: for Gideon Papadimo cous everyone. Wow, that was um, that

621
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:47,320
Speaker 1: was that was truly upsetting Amy the Queen Brennaman. Um, No, thanks,

622
00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:50,799
Speaker 1: I uh know, I love Amy. We love Amy. What

623
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:55,440
Speaker 1: do we think about Amy? We're like, yeah, Kelly Briscoe,

624
00:37:55,440 --> 00:38:00,000
Speaker 1: thank Kelly, and that is what we think about Amy. Yeah,

625
00:38:00,239 --> 00:38:08,640
Speaker 1: it's time for another Red Carmelle. Here we go. Wait,

626
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:12,959
Speaker 1: she's rounding the she was going through the backage. She's

627
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:19,080
Speaker 1: going through the back of walking. Yes, Oh, she's going

628
00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:31,279
Speaker 1: through the back of the house. Darling, Oh moyes, yes,

629
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Speaker 1: mo Mo. But what are you wearing tonight? What are

630
00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:38,799
Speaker 1: you wearing that moment? By Walgreen? Bet mom by Walgreen.

631
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:41,799
Speaker 1: Did you hear Yanni or loyal? Or should I shut

632
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:45,480
Speaker 1: the funk up with this question? I don't pay attention

633
00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:50,960
Speaker 1: to Instagram too busy, Okay, we'll fig of Instagram. How

634
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:54,200
Speaker 1: many stories is too many stories within a twenty four

635
00:38:54,239 --> 00:38:56,480
Speaker 1: hour period? There's only ten stories in the world. And

636
00:38:56,520 --> 00:39:02,880
Speaker 1: where all are we telling our own thoughts on Samantha Mamba.

637
00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:07,480
Speaker 1: Samantha Mamba, you know, yeah, I loved her like denim

638
00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:13,000
Speaker 1: fucking miniskirt. That is a question. Have you seen Rachel

639
00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:15,360
Speaker 1: Bilton in the Chapstick commercials. I never said, why do

640
00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:23,400
Speaker 1: you think Rachel? Who Bilson? That's exactly what I mean. Mo.

641
00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:25,719
Speaker 1: Haven't you got the chance to meet Jacob the very

642
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:29,240
Speaker 1: nice stage manager. Oh my god, he's gorge He's really

643
00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:32,879
Speaker 1: We're looking good. He's like, um, um, what's that one

644
00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:35,320
Speaker 1: guy from West World with that other handsome guy? Oh

645
00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:38,560
Speaker 1: not James Morriston, Yes, the other one? Or do you

646
00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:40,920
Speaker 1: mean James? Both of them? I agree, he looks like

647
00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:45,040
Speaker 1: both people look the same. Puts. Cut the music down,

648
00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:54,680
Speaker 1: take us on a musical journey. Oh my god, listen

649
00:39:57,680 --> 00:40:12,800
Speaker 1: the song he Oh my god, I'm Beyonce. Sorry, Um,

650
00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:17,279
Speaker 1: all the time has come from my dreams. Will be hard, Yes,

651
00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:22,000
Speaker 1: I will not be. What's just sad turned turned into

652
00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:37,439
Speaker 1: your own because you want everyone fry pass everybody. Thank

653
00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:39,440
Speaker 1: you so much, mam. You are giving us a calm

654
00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:45,279
Speaker 1: the Scarson look. Yes, yes, okay, guys, we're gonna move on.

655
00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:47,839
Speaker 1: This is a quick little game from me to you.

656
00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:50,960
Speaker 1: We're gonna blaze through this because it's a pretty straightforward game.

657
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:55,200
Speaker 1: It's called Asian trivia. So when we're just gonna ask

658
00:40:55,239 --> 00:40:57,799
Speaker 1: some basic questions about Asian culture. We're gonna go through

659
00:40:57,800 --> 00:40:59,839
Speaker 1: them together. It's very h Q style. The questions get

660
00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:02,680
Speaker 1: hard as we go along. I am um. I've been

661
00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:05,560
Speaker 1: told I'm like a Scott Rigowski but even more uncomfortable.

662
00:41:05,719 --> 00:41:10,160
Speaker 1: So let's get through this right now? Shall it is? Me? Do?

663
00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:12,160
Speaker 1: Here we go? Here we go? Question one? What is

664
00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:14,120
Speaker 1: the name of the lead actress in the upcoming Crazy

665
00:41:14,239 --> 00:41:18,000
Speaker 1: Rich Asians film adaptation? Is aiming? Now? When be constant?

666
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,560
Speaker 1: Swou see Tilda Swinton? What's the answer? I'm gonna go

667
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:22,480
Speaker 1: out to the audience. Anyone have an idea? Does anyone

668
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:25,560
Speaker 1: know the answer? Answer? Coming over here? Do you know

669
00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:30,680
Speaker 1: who the answer? And she's right? The answer is correct? Okay.

670
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:33,360
Speaker 1: Let's put a question to which the following is not

671
00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:36,480
Speaker 1: a major Asian body of water and the Indian Ocean

672
00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:39,960
Speaker 1: be the Yangz River see my parents days. Anyone answer

673
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:43,800
Speaker 1: to this question? Let's as to the answer. Yes, should

674
00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:46,840
Speaker 1: be screaming and the question and the answer is correct.

675
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:51,880
Speaker 1: My parents, thank you, It's amazing. Okay. Question three? According

676
00:41:51,920 --> 00:41:54,840
Speaker 1: to my parents, my childhood acquaintance from saddling me or

677
00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:58,000
Speaker 1: summer camp Sidney Shoe just got a job as what

678
00:41:58,239 --> 00:42:04,560
Speaker 1: a product engineer being your rology residency, hedge fund manager's question.

679
00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:10,239
Speaker 1: Quick as you say, bus, none of those and she's

680
00:42:10,239 --> 00:42:15,399
Speaker 1: in law school. A little trick question there, little little edge. Yes, Okay, great,

681
00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:18,680
Speaker 1: Let's let's see a question four. Between five and nine

682
00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:22,439
Speaker 1: Chinese immigrants suffered the indignation of a head tax upon

683
00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:26,320
Speaker 1: entering which country was a Peru, b Russia or Ce? Canada?

684
00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:28,360
Speaker 1: Would have an instinct, that's to the answer to this question.

685
00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:31,360
Speaker 1: You would have an instinct and in clues anyone. This

686
00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:33,359
Speaker 1: is hard. There's no punchline in these answers. Yeah, this

687
00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:35,600
Speaker 1: is just sad. Someone can just guess one of the

688
00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:39,960
Speaker 1: three letters and the answer is actually Canada. That's correct

689
00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:45,000
Speaker 1: that you think, right, Okay, let's move on to questions. Okay,

690
00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:47,640
Speaker 1: there is a dearth of Western media representation or Asia

691
00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:50,480
Speaker 1: for Asians and Pacific Islanders. According to my parents, which

692
00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:52,040
Speaker 1: are the who are the following is doing the most

693
00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:57,520
Speaker 1: health visibility? Is a that pregnant stand up woman be

694
00:42:57,840 --> 00:43:04,879
Speaker 1: Kim jong on whatever? C till just Swinson answers. It's

695
00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:07,120
Speaker 1: been kind of dead. It's been kind of dead. Got

696
00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:10,600
Speaker 1: a hand over there, I see what about you, sir? Pregnant?

697
00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:14,600
Speaker 1: None of those Cindy Shoe because the media equals Facebook

698
00:43:14,640 --> 00:43:18,960
Speaker 1: to my parents. Another true, very subversive game. Subversive game.

699
00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:21,080
Speaker 1: But she's in law school. But but she's still making

700
00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:23,960
Speaker 1: herself visible. Final question, you guys, let's get this right.

701
00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:26,399
Speaker 1: This is the hardest one. Sidney Sho a person I

702
00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:28,480
Speaker 1: bow and Yang have not seen since I was eleven

703
00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:31,520
Speaker 1: years old. It's recently single. And even though I'm homosexual,

704
00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:33,279
Speaker 1: where should she and I have our wedding? According to

705
00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:40,000
Speaker 1: my parents, Russian Canada have an inkling as one. Right,

706
00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:44,719
Speaker 1: I'm going over here, Russia, Russia, Russia. The answer to

707
00:43:44,719 --> 00:43:47,600
Speaker 1: see my country of origin Canada. But thank you so much,

708
00:43:47,719 --> 00:43:50,600
Speaker 1: the true guys that has been Asian trivia. Thank you

709
00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:57,279
Speaker 1: so much for playing Wow. And I think it might

710
00:43:57,320 --> 00:44:03,080
Speaker 1: be time for another at carpet moment with peters Man.

711
00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:11,040
Speaker 1: Hello my god, Peter. Oh yes, Peter, Peter, Oh my god,

712
00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:20,760
Speaker 1: beautiful Peter, Peter. Hi, Peter. Yes, I'm killing everybody, yes everyone, yes, yes, yes,

713
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:26,720
Speaker 1: everyone gets mouth every more else it's all consensual, Peter,

714
00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:30,360
Speaker 1: taking it like Peter, when are you getting a baby?

715
00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:34,120
Speaker 1: What are you getting a baby? When uterus transplants are

716
00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:38,400
Speaker 1: widely available for everybody in the world, puters, stress plants.

717
00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:42,319
Speaker 1: What I was just agreeing. What is your advice for

718
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:46,359
Speaker 1: everyone out there who's having a hard time? Bread through it,

719
00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:50,120
Speaker 1: breathe through it. Yes, yes, yes. What should we be

720
00:44:50,239 --> 00:44:57,320
Speaker 1: doing for the children, I'm telling them tips up, shoulders back, Yes, Peter,

721
00:44:58,239 --> 00:45:02,360
Speaker 1: what are your thoughts on the movement, So the movement, movement,

722
00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:07,719
Speaker 1: the movement in general, yes, just the movement. Yet I

723
00:45:07,719 --> 00:45:10,319
Speaker 1: think the foot works there. I'd like to see more

724
00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:18,040
Speaker 1: smiles from everybody, bigger, Hey, Peter, best letter A through

725
00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:22,640
Speaker 1: Z for Peter, Oh my god, Oh my god, for

726
00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:29,360
Speaker 1: best number one through three. Oh, the first thing you

727
00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:33,120
Speaker 1: do when you wake up in the morning, I say,

728
00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:41,880
Speaker 1: hello world, Peter, bring down the music wordlessly. With movement,

729
00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:47,800
Speaker 1: take us on a journey that teaches us something about

730
00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:57,680
Speaker 1: what human kind needs to learn. Okay, with movement, movement,

731
00:45:57,719 --> 00:46:13,520
Speaker 1: we use movement. Okay. Um, he is removing and just

732
00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:16,680
Speaker 1: you should be able to take off your own blouse. Ye,

733
00:46:20,239 --> 00:46:24,520
Speaker 1: be able to take off your own glass, your own dress,

734
00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:34,319
Speaker 1: Peter Smith, Everyone's join everybody, everyone. I would I would say,

735
00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:37,920
Speaker 1: we're we're meeting our time limit, our time restraint. Um

736
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:40,880
Speaker 1: with a plum look before we get to our final

737
00:46:40,960 --> 00:46:43,560
Speaker 1: finals segment. We have one more. Um, and this is

738
00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:47,719
Speaker 1: a divisive, polarizing segment that we've introduced on the podcast. Um,

739
00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:50,960
Speaker 1: but we're gonna do it anyway. It's called a voice memo,

740
00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:53,719
Speaker 1: you bitch. We're gonna do a voice memo, you bitch.

741
00:46:53,760 --> 00:46:55,880
Speaker 1: And we have a voice memo, you bitch. This evening

742
00:46:56,040 --> 00:47:01,400
Speaker 1: from John Early, a young girl in the industry. John Early, So, UM,

743
00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:04,640
Speaker 1: let's go ahead and um play that voice mention paying

744
00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:10,080
Speaker 1: Matt and UM, I want to say, bowen, how are

745
00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:15,520
Speaker 1: you guys? Uh? It's John Earley from Search Party, bobs

746
00:47:15,520 --> 00:47:19,000
Speaker 1: Burgers at Home with Amy Sedaris, the Disaster Artists, What

747
00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:23,480
Speaker 1: Out American Summer? Ten years later, Animals fun Mom, than

748
00:47:23,560 --> 00:47:27,879
Speaker 1: are Beatrice at dinner Portlandia? Five five? Five? Haters back off,

749
00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:33,000
Speaker 1: typical people, neighbors to the characters, love other people? What

750
00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:37,000
Speaker 1: Hot American Summer? First day of camp and of course

751
00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:43,000
Speaker 1: Broad City, High Maintenance and thirty Rock. Um, I am

752
00:47:43,200 --> 00:47:50,360
Speaker 1: so fucking bummed. I can't be there tonight. I'm actually teaching. Yeah,

753
00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:55,440
Speaker 1: I started, I started teaching. Ever since, my pilot with

754
00:47:55,560 --> 00:47:59,319
Speaker 1: keeper Land was passed on by every major network and

755
00:47:59,440 --> 00:48:06,680
Speaker 1: streaming platform. Meanwhile, rapists continue to freely make content. So yeah,

756
00:48:06,719 --> 00:48:09,480
Speaker 1: I'm really just kind of focusing more on my first passion,

757
00:48:09,560 --> 00:48:15,080
Speaker 1: which is working with kids. Um, but I wanted to

758
00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:21,040
Speaker 1: say I got y'all's package. I got that in the mail.

759
00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:24,279
Speaker 1: I'm talking about the one that had both of your

760
00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:27,600
Speaker 1: head shots and your resumes and then a post it

761
00:48:27,719 --> 00:48:30,920
Speaker 1: that just said help. Oh he got it. You know

762
00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:35,919
Speaker 1: you know what you're talking about. UM, it did. There's

763
00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:40,640
Speaker 1: a lot to address. First of all, I don't I'm

764
00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:43,640
Speaker 1: not even particularly sure what I could do, you know, like,

765
00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:47,640
Speaker 1: I'm happy to make some call, you know. I mean,

766
00:48:47,680 --> 00:48:50,239
Speaker 1: I'm happy. There are a lot of I don't know

767
00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:52,919
Speaker 1: people I know that I'm sure would take a meeting

768
00:48:52,960 --> 00:48:55,000
Speaker 1: with you, But it's just like I don't want to

769
00:48:55,080 --> 00:49:00,279
Speaker 1: burn bridges through an ask like that. Another thing is

770
00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:04,680
Speaker 1: you don't need to tea stain your head shots. The

771
00:49:04,840 --> 00:49:10,400
Speaker 1: kind of aged look with the singed corners, it's it's

772
00:49:10,440 --> 00:49:12,560
Speaker 1: it feels like a book report, you know. And and

773
00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:17,800
Speaker 1: I don't know if that kind of character is UM

774
00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:23,240
Speaker 1: what you're going for. UM. Lastly, I miss you guys,

775
00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:29,080
Speaker 1: And UM, I'm sorry it couldn't be of more help. Um,

776
00:49:29,120 --> 00:49:32,440
Speaker 1: but you know, I wish I was there, and I'm

777
00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:34,920
Speaker 1: really running out of team here. I'm sorry, I'm very distracted.

778
00:49:34,960 --> 00:49:38,120
Speaker 1: I'm at a huge, huge party just with a bunch

779
00:49:38,120 --> 00:49:46,200
Speaker 1: of different friends of mine from UM, high school, UM

780
00:49:47,040 --> 00:49:53,680
Speaker 1: and camp. Yeah, old friends from camp and a lot

781
00:49:53,680 --> 00:49:55,960
Speaker 1: of toxic friends, a lot of really really toxic friends

782
00:49:55,960 --> 00:49:58,799
Speaker 1: from show choir. But yeah, they're all in town and

783
00:49:58,840 --> 00:50:02,320
Speaker 1: so we're rage to say the least. Um. But anyway,

784
00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:05,320
Speaker 1: I actually get back to them. I love you, I

785
00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:14,600
Speaker 1: wish I was there, and UH, have one on me tonight. Okay, wow,

786
00:50:16,080 --> 00:50:19,880
Speaker 1: the package? That all right? Here's the deal. We have

787
00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:22,200
Speaker 1: seven minutes and forty seconds left, I think if we

788
00:50:22,239 --> 00:50:24,040
Speaker 1: all do and I don't think so, honey, and exactly

789
00:50:24,080 --> 00:50:26,040
Speaker 1: one minute we woke, got this one under the water,

790
00:50:26,320 --> 00:50:29,120
Speaker 1: and this will be a successful Vulture Festival segment festival.

791
00:50:29,239 --> 00:50:31,400
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna go first. Here is Matt Rogers. I

792
00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:37,240
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. He is on the clock. Oh wait, bitch,

793
00:50:37,239 --> 00:50:41,520
Speaker 1: hold on, he's on the clock. The tennis time starts now,

794
00:50:41,719 --> 00:50:43,800
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Mack and Chillen Hall, what

795
00:50:43,920 --> 00:50:47,080
Speaker 1: the fun do you think you are? You had a

796
00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:50,680
Speaker 1: Vulture Festival thing. I'm back at John Hall in five acts, bitch,

797
00:50:50,719 --> 00:50:57,520
Speaker 1: Which five? Which five? I'm secretary? Uh the dark night

798
00:50:57,760 --> 00:51:02,880
Speaker 1: I Miss Katie Hall was Maggie Jill you should not

799
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:05,040
Speaker 1: have stood upside. We were gonna do a fun ass

800
00:51:05,080 --> 00:51:09,000
Speaker 1: game with you. That Maggie game was lit. Everyone in

801
00:51:09,040 --> 00:51:13,560
Speaker 1: here was fucking dying, well was with Magga Jill. I

802
00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:16,280
Speaker 1: heard time square. We're gonna do a fun time square

803
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:18,799
Speaker 1: bit because she's in the deuce time square. You know,

804
00:51:19,760 --> 00:51:22,480
Speaker 1: Maggy Jill Hall Gall, you are my second favorite Jillan

805
00:51:22,560 --> 00:51:29,080
Speaker 1: Hall anyway, famously, Jake is Jake. Fifteen seconds, Maggie Chillen Hall.

806
00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:32,360
Speaker 1: Here's the deal. You want to get my respect, you

807
00:51:32,520 --> 00:51:36,760
Speaker 1: need to get blown up in more movies than Maggie Smith.

808
00:51:37,600 --> 00:51:42,279
Speaker 1: Maggie Smith movie is that one minute? Five seconds? Maggie

809
00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:44,479
Speaker 1: jill In Hall. I don't think so, honey, don't stand

810
00:51:44,520 --> 00:51:53,239
Speaker 1: me up. I'm gonna be huge. Wow. Okay, there we go.

811
00:51:54,280 --> 00:51:59,760
Speaker 1: It was all right, It was alright. I don't think so, honey.

812
00:51:59,760 --> 00:52:02,080
Speaker 1: And it's time starts now. I don't think so, honey.

813
00:52:02,120 --> 00:52:06,920
Speaker 1: Maggie fucking Jillen Hall. Oh no, no, no, no no no.

814
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:10,040
Speaker 1: Here's here's a true story of one of minor actions

815
00:52:10,040 --> 00:52:12,040
Speaker 1: with Maggie Gillan Hall wasn't an interaction. I saw her

816
00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:15,040
Speaker 1: on the five train back into Brooklyn. She was standing

817
00:52:15,040 --> 00:52:17,760
Speaker 1: and chatting with the guy who plays Daisy on Girls,

818
00:52:17,840 --> 00:52:20,359
Speaker 1: and I was like, who do you think you are

819
00:52:20,719 --> 00:52:25,359
Speaker 1: taking the train with your other thespian friends? Fuck you?

820
00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:27,200
Speaker 1: And I think she had like a bag of groceries

821
00:52:27,239 --> 00:52:29,840
Speaker 1: and they were talking. They were in deep conversation about

822
00:52:29,920 --> 00:52:33,200
Speaker 1: something I don't care to know. Maggie Gillan Hall, You're busted.

823
00:52:33,520 --> 00:52:35,880
Speaker 1: Here's why. I hard Time Square was gonna be a

824
00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:38,120
Speaker 1: game where we all each tricken turner say something we

825
00:52:38,160 --> 00:52:41,319
Speaker 1: love about Times Square and the last person standing was

826
00:52:41,400 --> 00:52:46,719
Speaker 1: the winner. Is that not brilliant? We had to We

827
00:52:46,760 --> 00:52:49,440
Speaker 1: had just pull all these games in segments out of

828
00:52:49,440 --> 00:52:51,680
Speaker 1: her ask with all of these interviews, and and they're

829
00:52:51,719 --> 00:52:55,160
Speaker 1: all great. Kenny Watson our producers right there, and we

830
00:52:55,239 --> 00:52:59,840
Speaker 1: love Kenny. So Maggie, don't dare. Don't you dare stands

831
00:53:00,120 --> 00:53:02,040
Speaker 1: us up in the future. What you need to do

832
00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:05,000
Speaker 1: is collp Kenny wats is to sit down with us.

833
00:53:05,040 --> 00:53:13,200
Speaker 1: Thank you. We're gonna be huge, alright, this is Pat Reagans.

834
00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:16,560
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. We're ready all right and

835
00:53:16,680 --> 00:53:19,920
Speaker 1: pat your time starts now. I don't think so, honey.

836
00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:25,360
Speaker 1: Tyler Henry Hollywood Media, the ultimate one of these young girls,

837
00:53:25,480 --> 00:53:28,960
Speaker 1: nineteen year old medium in Hollywood. His mom drives into

838
00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:31,480
Speaker 1: his readings. He he's too young to even know who

839
00:53:31,560 --> 00:53:33,640
Speaker 1: any of the people are, which he stresses, and they

840
00:53:33,640 --> 00:53:35,480
Speaker 1: don't have to kind of like fight the inside of

841
00:53:35,520 --> 00:53:39,080
Speaker 1: their lip and act like it's refreshing. He's always the sweating.

842
00:53:39,320 --> 00:53:41,840
Speaker 1: He once told Misha Barton that he read Hern's that

843
00:53:41,920 --> 00:53:44,719
Speaker 1: I could tell your middle name is Anne, and she

844
00:53:44,920 --> 00:53:47,799
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, I was coming through in the middle way.

845
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:51,800
Speaker 1: He once read Carol Rodswell and he was like, um,

846
00:53:51,960 --> 00:53:54,839
Speaker 1: Carolyn Kennedy came through, and I have no idea who

847
00:53:54,840 --> 00:53:59,560
Speaker 1: that is. I'm like kind of attracted him, kind of

848
00:53:59,600 --> 00:54:01,880
Speaker 1: not like decide and it's like, give us me an anerism.

849
00:54:03,080 --> 00:54:07,480
Speaker 1: He um. He once told Ryan Lockney that his partner

850
00:54:07,600 --> 00:54:09,160
Speaker 1: was going to write a book, and it's always like,

851
00:54:09,239 --> 00:54:10,800
Speaker 1: oh my god, she wants to write a book. He's like,

852
00:54:10,800 --> 00:54:12,160
Speaker 1: she's going to write a book and it's gonna be

853
00:54:12,160 --> 00:54:16,920
Speaker 1: like her big Thank second. I don't think he's psychick.

854
00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:20,600
Speaker 1: I think he harps on the pain of other people.

855
00:54:20,880 --> 00:54:26,759
Speaker 1: But I also like that was I don't think so.

856
00:54:27,200 --> 00:54:32,719
Speaker 1: I don't want please'm Andie Donley and Donley this is

857
00:54:32,719 --> 00:54:34,279
Speaker 1: your I don't think so hunting your time starts now.

858
00:54:34,480 --> 00:54:36,640
Speaker 1: I don't think so, Honey, the reboot of Murphy Brown.

859
00:54:38,880 --> 00:54:41,359
Speaker 1: We've seen you before. We don't need you to come

860
00:54:41,360 --> 00:54:43,680
Speaker 1: back again. The last time we saw Candis Bergen was

861
00:54:43,719 --> 00:54:46,239
Speaker 1: Sex in the City, and it was like, you're this

862
00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:51,160
Speaker 1: is this is not a reference anymore, Like you're too old, honey,

863
00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:55,879
Speaker 1: take your pension plan. You go to Palm Springs and

864
00:54:55,920 --> 00:55:01,040
Speaker 1: why a ratty? You could take Rosanne with you Tube Now.

865
00:55:01,080 --> 00:55:03,160
Speaker 1: I love Roseanne, but we got to give these young

866
00:55:03,160 --> 00:55:07,880
Speaker 1: girls that yead. Okay, listen, I've been shopping my my

867
00:55:08,040 --> 00:55:11,400
Speaker 1: TV show around town will not get picked up. Okay,

868
00:55:11,520 --> 00:55:13,759
Speaker 1: I'm going to do an all female version of Home

869
00:55:13,800 --> 00:55:18,560
Speaker 1: Improvement where I am the star and all my teenage

870
00:55:18,640 --> 00:55:22,839
Speaker 1: daughters have horrible periods, and nobody will pick this up

871
00:55:22,880 --> 00:55:27,960
Speaker 1: because they want who fucking Murphy Brown. If you don't

872
00:55:27,960 --> 00:55:31,919
Speaker 1: know who Murphy Brown is your mom m, that's who

873
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:39,520
Speaker 1: likes Murphy Brown, Wine nose and drug addicts. Don't Brown,

874
00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:43,760
Speaker 1: Baby care comes Dave Massoni. I don't think so honey,

875
00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:46,840
Speaker 1: time starts now. All right, I don't think so, honey.

876
00:55:46,880 --> 00:55:50,839
Speaker 1: People who still refuse to follow Britney Spears on Instagram,

877
00:55:52,680 --> 00:55:57,560
Speaker 1: why are you resisting this woman? I've said it before

878
00:55:57,560 --> 00:56:02,080
Speaker 1: and I will say it again. Has done for your sins?

879
00:56:04,360 --> 00:56:09,680
Speaker 1: This woman raised you from a young baby. Okay, so listen,

880
00:56:09,680 --> 00:56:11,520
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear it like. She's posting a

881
00:56:11,560 --> 00:56:15,760
Speaker 1: lot of good things. She's running a lot with her kids,

882
00:56:15,360 --> 00:56:19,400
Speaker 1: she's painting. She seems to be very in love and

883
00:56:19,440 --> 00:56:22,799
Speaker 1: in what I'm gonna say is maybe a stable relationship.

884
00:56:23,640 --> 00:56:26,040
Speaker 1: He seems very nice, or at least very dead set

885
00:56:26,120 --> 00:56:30,879
Speaker 1: on picking her up whenever she asked him to. I'm sorry,

886
00:56:30,880 --> 00:56:32,239
Speaker 1: gonna take this off because I know they made me

887
00:56:32,280 --> 00:56:35,360
Speaker 1: look pissed, and I've changed my mood to be happy

888
00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:38,080
Speaker 1: because Brittany is in a good place. And I don't

889
00:56:38,120 --> 00:56:42,080
Speaker 1: think so, honey. To you for only giving her seventeen

890
00:56:42,080 --> 00:56:45,319
Speaker 1: million followers, She's Brittany fucking spiracu idiot. I don't think

891
00:56:45,320 --> 00:56:52,920
Speaker 1: so honey, you follow her? Sendey Washington, it is your time,

892
00:56:53,800 --> 00:56:57,400
Speaker 1: and your time starts now. I don't think so, honey.

893
00:56:57,480 --> 00:57:04,080
Speaker 1: Netflix casting Jennifer Annison as president and a lesbian. The

894
00:57:04,160 --> 00:57:07,640
Speaker 1: gay community will not accept that bullshit? Are you serious?

895
00:57:08,120 --> 00:57:11,279
Speaker 1: She is boring? She is a bologna sandwich. I mean

896
00:57:12,280 --> 00:57:15,080
Speaker 1: I can't even watch her and friends. How dare you

897
00:57:15,360 --> 00:57:18,439
Speaker 1: put her as the president? There's so many more people

898
00:57:18,440 --> 00:57:20,760
Speaker 1: who could be the president and a lesbian. How about

899
00:57:21,120 --> 00:57:29,320
Speaker 1: Meryl Street, Viola Davison, Lean, Pila Bassett Street. We will

900
00:57:29,360 --> 00:57:33,680
Speaker 1: accept any of those women except Jennifer Aniston. Netflix, were you?

901
00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:36,320
Speaker 1: Were you out of people? I could be the lesbian

902
00:57:36,600 --> 00:57:41,120
Speaker 1: as a president that you need? A black woman? Here?

903
00:57:41,600 --> 00:57:44,320
Speaker 1: Here you go right here. First of all, I've been

904
00:57:44,320 --> 00:57:47,000
Speaker 1: gay for four years in the community still hasn't accepted me.

905
00:57:47,080 --> 00:57:51,080
Speaker 1: So how hell oh yes, I'm still wait listed as

906
00:57:51,080 --> 00:57:54,920
Speaker 1: a lesbian. So you're gonna take Jennifer Aniston? Is that

907
00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:56,919
Speaker 1: what you're gonna do. You're gonna be like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,

908
00:57:56,920 --> 00:57:59,240
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna watch her, but what

909
00:57:59,520 --> 00:58:03,040
Speaker 1: twenty episodes? I'm gonna watch one and then I'll be like,

910
00:58:03,120 --> 00:58:06,920
Speaker 1: tig you gotta carry this whole show. Yes, Tignitaro has

911
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:12,200
Speaker 1: to be her her partner on the show. And I'm like, what, Netflix,

912
00:58:12,280 --> 00:58:20,080
Speaker 1: what was the casting on that girl? That's woman? What?

913
00:58:20,080 --> 00:58:24,560
Speaker 1: What show. Is this? What show is? It's called First Ladies. Yes,

914
00:58:24,680 --> 00:58:26,560
Speaker 1: it was on Deadline. I'm sorry that you didn't know

915
00:58:26,560 --> 00:58:29,040
Speaker 1: about that, all right, we didn't know, But now I know.

916
00:58:29,560 --> 00:58:34,800
Speaker 1: Mo fry passing. Wow, she is staying seated and your

917
00:58:34,920 --> 00:58:37,680
Speaker 1: time starts now. I don't think so any dreams that

918
00:58:37,720 --> 00:58:39,400
Speaker 1: are so real and boring that I think they happen

919
00:58:39,440 --> 00:58:41,880
Speaker 1: in real life? Are you kidding me? It's like it

920
00:58:41,920 --> 00:58:43,400
Speaker 1: was like in my house, but it wasn't really my house.

921
00:58:43,440 --> 00:58:44,760
Speaker 1: But it wasn't my house, you know. It's like, I

922
00:58:44,760 --> 00:58:46,720
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. I have a fragile sense of reality,

923
00:58:46,880 --> 00:58:49,240
Speaker 1: like these don't just stort it any further. It's like,

924
00:58:49,240 --> 00:58:50,440
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Like I like, I have

925
00:58:50,520 --> 00:58:51,920
Speaker 1: a dreamer. It's like I had a conflict with a

926
00:58:51,920 --> 00:58:53,560
Speaker 1: friend and I dealt with it. It's like I wake up,

927
00:58:53,560 --> 00:58:56,680
Speaker 1: It's like, did I deal with it? Hold on? And

928
00:58:56,720 --> 00:58:58,680
Speaker 1: I thought I'd doubt with that. It's like, what did

929
00:58:58,720 --> 00:59:00,400
Speaker 1: I do? What did I do? In the dreams? Fixed

930
00:59:00,440 --> 00:59:04,040
Speaker 1: everything I fucking forgot? Also, I don't think so honey.

931
00:59:04,080 --> 00:59:06,080
Speaker 1: Not being able to take iPhone photos inside of your dreams.

932
00:59:06,200 --> 00:59:09,400
Speaker 1: You know, I said, I see a beautiful sunset of

933
00:59:09,400 --> 00:59:11,560
Speaker 1: my dreams. I want to remember that. It's like, how

934
00:59:11,560 --> 00:59:14,200
Speaker 1: do I remember something? A photograph on my iPhone? And

935
00:59:14,200 --> 00:59:18,040
Speaker 1: it's like, oh, it's just like so frustrating, Like I

936
00:59:18,040 --> 00:59:19,520
Speaker 1: don't think so any like not being able to, like,

937
00:59:19,560 --> 00:59:21,520
Speaker 1: you know, really take my dreams into reality. And I

938
00:59:21,600 --> 00:59:23,600
Speaker 1: know that's very niche, you know, And it's like for

939
00:59:23,600 --> 00:59:25,959
Speaker 1: our dreamers, our pisces out there, you know what I'm saying.

940
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:27,600
Speaker 1: So it's just like it's like this is like a niche.

941
00:59:27,600 --> 00:59:29,240
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, But I don't think so honey,

942
00:59:29,280 --> 00:59:32,520
Speaker 1: like the construct of dreams five seconds, Like I don't

943
00:59:32,520 --> 00:59:34,960
Speaker 1: think so anny, Like give me some stability, like let

944
00:59:34,960 --> 00:59:38,640
Speaker 1: me take a picture. That's why we should be able

945
00:59:38,680 --> 00:59:41,120
Speaker 1: to photograph in our dreams. And I can say thank

946
00:59:41,160 --> 00:59:45,520
Speaker 1: you finally, Peter Smith. Oh and they're gonna they're gonna

947
00:59:45,560 --> 00:59:51,600
Speaker 1: stand and their time starts now. I don't think so, honey.

948
00:59:51,760 --> 00:59:56,200
Speaker 1: Dead Prince Philip and when watch the Row wedding today,

949
00:59:56,280 --> 00:59:59,160
Speaker 1: gonna go to raise some hands. Yeah, Prince Philip was dead.

950
01:00:00,880 --> 01:00:04,360
Speaker 1: He was sitting there dead next to his wife who

951
01:00:04,440 --> 01:00:07,120
Speaker 1: might have been dead too. This man is married to

952
01:00:07,160 --> 01:00:10,800
Speaker 1: the Queen of England. Queen Elizabeth the second and this

953
01:00:10,880 --> 01:00:17,600
Speaker 1: man had blood, four eyes, the thinnest, thinnest skin, a

954
01:00:17,680 --> 01:00:24,520
Speaker 1: metal rod, just threw his head just up. How many seconds? Okay,

955
01:00:24,520 --> 01:00:28,600
Speaker 1: this guy, you've seen tissue paper before, you've seen it,

956
01:00:28,880 --> 01:00:31,360
Speaker 1: you've unwrapped a present. This is that you took that

957
01:00:31,520 --> 01:00:36,360
Speaker 1: garbage tissue paper and wrapped it in blood and then

958
01:00:36,560 --> 01:00:40,280
Speaker 1: put it in a chapel and expected the world to say, Oh,

959
01:00:40,320 --> 01:00:43,640
Speaker 1: this guy is alive and excited to be here. They

960
01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:46,160
Speaker 1: said that it would take twenty six minutes for my photo. Second,

961
01:00:46,200 --> 01:00:51,000
Speaker 1: because Prince Philip gets prickly. He's not prickly, he's dead.

962
01:00:52,080 --> 01:00:59,800
Speaker 1: P Smith, all right, everyone was the Vulture Festival, second Festival.

963
01:01:01,680 --> 01:01:03,520
Speaker 1: We want to say thank you all of my casts.

964
01:01:03,840 --> 01:01:10,200
Speaker 1: Peter Smith, Mode Fantastic, Sydney Washington, damn this outing anytime.

965
01:01:11,680 --> 01:01:15,439
Speaker 1: Thank you Voter, Thank you Jacking, Thank you Jack Out.

966
01:01:16,600 --> 01:01:27,720
Speaker 1: See you in the Vulture lad Party. Forever. This has

967
01:01:27,760 --> 01:01:31,440
Speaker 1: been a Forever Dog production executive produced by Brett Boham,

968
01:01:31,800 --> 01:01:36,600
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969
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970
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971
01:01:45,360 --> 01:01:48,200
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972
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