1 00:00:01,400 --> 00:00:04,600 Speaker 1: Then Jebel Show on demand, what's the worst date You've 2 00:00:04,600 --> 00:00:06,560 Speaker 1: ever been? On? Call? Stop eight to eight, three four three, 3 00:00:06,600 --> 00:00:08,360 Speaker 1: one oh six one. I asked the question because a 4 00:00:08,360 --> 00:00:09,920 Speaker 1: new poll just came out and ask people the most 5 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:13,560 Speaker 1: unacceptable first date activities. I'll tell you the number one 6 00:00:13,600 --> 00:00:15,360 Speaker 1: answer in just a second. But some of the top 7 00:00:15,440 --> 00:00:18,959 Speaker 1: answers going shopping as a first date activity. Love it? 8 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:20,680 Speaker 1: What's wrong with that? Yeah? I kind of like that. 9 00:00:20,920 --> 00:00:23,000 Speaker 1: Well it depends are you the shoppy or the shopper? 10 00:00:23,200 --> 00:00:24,640 Speaker 1: Are you paying for it? Or you would get to 11 00:00:24,640 --> 00:00:26,560 Speaker 1: go shopping. I think getting to go shopping, well, that's 12 00:00:26,680 --> 00:00:28,360 Speaker 1: just a roll for the first date. Anyway. Any bad 13 00:00:28,400 --> 00:00:29,880 Speaker 1: day where I have to pay for anything is a 14 00:00:29,880 --> 00:00:34,839 Speaker 1: bad day. Your Christian activity is like swimming or attending 15 00:00:34,840 --> 00:00:39,280 Speaker 1: a gym class are not good first date activity? They say, yeah, 16 00:00:39,320 --> 00:00:41,319 Speaker 1: I took them swimming so that their makeup comes off. 17 00:00:41,760 --> 00:00:44,159 Speaker 1: That's amazing. Yeah, you said we're going to see right 18 00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:46,200 Speaker 1: through all the filters right here that first date. Yeah, 19 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:50,080 Speaker 1: I have no idea how waterproof makeup is the Number 20 00:00:50,080 --> 00:00:53,000 Speaker 1: one answer though, for the worst first date activity is 21 00:00:53,040 --> 00:00:56,760 Speaker 1: anything that involves family. Oh yeah, taking someone as a 22 00:00:56,760 --> 00:01:00,000 Speaker 1: plus one to a wedding is a big no oh 23 00:01:00,080 --> 00:01:01,880 Speaker 1: first date, I don't know. If there's an open bar, 24 00:01:01,920 --> 00:01:04,560 Speaker 1: I'll be your first alb absolutely. I once was on 25 00:01:04,600 --> 00:01:06,440 Speaker 1: a date with this dude where I met him at 26 00:01:06,440 --> 00:01:08,800 Speaker 1: his house. This was so freaking amazing. And then he 27 00:01:08,920 --> 00:01:13,720 Speaker 1: ordered a limo first day. But I had known him before. 28 00:01:13,880 --> 00:01:16,160 Speaker 1: He had just recently broken up with his girlfriend, like 29 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:18,080 Speaker 1: a couple months before that. So I get in the limo. 30 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:20,400 Speaker 1: We'd go to dinner, and we're enjoying dinner, and you 31 00:01:20,520 --> 00:01:25,080 Speaker 1: go Applebee's. I went to like a fancy state restaurants, 32 00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:27,320 Speaker 1: like we were all dressed up right. Two hours into dinner, 33 00:01:27,360 --> 00:01:29,679 Speaker 1: we had ordered dessert and I went to the bathroom. 34 00:01:29,720 --> 00:01:34,080 Speaker 1: I come back and his ex girlfriends at the table. Yep, yes, 35 00:01:34,280 --> 00:01:36,920 Speaker 1: I would have thrown wine in her face. I could 36 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:39,920 Speaker 1: not believe that that was happening to me because I 37 00:01:40,040 --> 00:01:42,440 Speaker 1: knew who she was. I saw pictures of her right, 38 00:01:42,640 --> 00:01:45,360 Speaker 1: so I walked on the corner. I was like, she 39 00:01:45,400 --> 00:01:48,080 Speaker 1: just showed up. She showed up, yo, my god. He 40 00:01:48,200 --> 00:01:50,280 Speaker 1: ordered a limo and the confirmation for the limo went 41 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:52,280 Speaker 1: to her email and then she show she forgot So 42 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:54,200 Speaker 1: if she was there to like fight you, no, she 43 00:01:54,240 --> 00:01:56,760 Speaker 1: was yelling at him. It was she just kept looking 44 00:01:56,760 --> 00:01:58,360 Speaker 1: at him. She wasn't even really paying attention to me 45 00:01:58,360 --> 00:02:00,440 Speaker 1: at all, she I mean, which was nice because what 46 00:02:00,480 --> 00:02:02,600 Speaker 1: did I do? So you're on you're kind of on 47 00:02:02,640 --> 00:02:06,040 Speaker 1: a double date sort of thing. Now she's on your date, 48 00:02:06,480 --> 00:02:09,280 Speaker 1: just sitting there like smiling at her, like because he 49 00:02:09,320 --> 00:02:10,840 Speaker 1: doesn't care, he don't want to be with her anymore. 50 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:13,560 Speaker 1: He just like, you're crazy. And then and she goes, 51 00:02:13,560 --> 00:02:17,040 Speaker 1: You're the most disgusting man that I have ever seen 52 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:21,360 Speaker 1: in my entire life. Like I just had sex with 53 00:02:21,400 --> 00:02:24,000 Speaker 1: you the other day, and I cannot believe that you 54 00:02:24,040 --> 00:02:26,120 Speaker 1: are dating on a date. Like she was just like 55 00:02:26,200 --> 00:02:28,359 Speaker 1: talking like that, and she was just staring at him, 56 00:02:28,360 --> 00:02:30,639 Speaker 1: going off. And then she's like, are you recording me? 57 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:34,560 Speaker 1: Are you acting like a crazy psycho? Devin? What's up? 58 00:02:34,639 --> 00:02:37,320 Speaker 1: So here's my bad date story? Right, Um, I get 59 00:02:37,360 --> 00:02:39,000 Speaker 1: to the bar we're supposed to meet. We went on 60 00:02:39,040 --> 00:02:41,640 Speaker 1: tender you know, we chatted for a little bit and 61 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:48,920 Speaker 1: she shows up forty five minutes late, and she's just wasted. No, 62 00:02:49,720 --> 00:02:53,400 Speaker 1: just way, Oh my god, you made up some excuse 63 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:55,360 Speaker 1: about how like you know, she was nervous about coming 64 00:02:55,360 --> 00:02:57,080 Speaker 1: out to the day and all that stuff, you know, 65 00:02:57,120 --> 00:02:59,840 Speaker 1: I get, but like, she just got hammered and we 66 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:02,160 Speaker 1: been it, like, you know, pretty late in the evening, 67 00:03:02,160 --> 00:03:03,720 Speaker 1: like nine o'clock or so. So I wonder if she 68 00:03:03,840 --> 00:03:06,520 Speaker 1: like came from a previous date or like came from 69 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:09,639 Speaker 1: a previous engagement. Yeah. So anyway, so we sat down 70 00:03:09,639 --> 00:03:13,399 Speaker 1: at the bar, um, she gets a drink, bartender refuses 71 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:19,160 Speaker 1: a server, and she loses it. Oh no, she loses 72 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:22,600 Speaker 1: her mind at this poor poor bartender, and she's just 73 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:25,960 Speaker 1: like going off on this guy. And then finally, like 74 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:28,480 Speaker 1: she turns to me and she's like, so, why don't 75 00:03:28,480 --> 00:03:29,720 Speaker 1: we just get out of here. We can just go 76 00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:32,119 Speaker 1: back to my place. I'll just see the drink there. 77 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:35,680 Speaker 1: Oh I've known her for five minutes, you know, before 78 00:03:35,680 --> 00:03:37,840 Speaker 1: five minutes, it's been yelling at a bartender. Must have 79 00:03:37,880 --> 00:03:42,960 Speaker 1: been impressive in those five Yeah. Yeah, either you're sexy 80 00:03:43,080 --> 00:03:46,080 Speaker 1: or the beer goggles made you look sexy. Yeah, yeah, 81 00:03:46,080 --> 00:03:49,280 Speaker 1: it was. It was hopefully the bova though. I feel 82 00:03:49,320 --> 00:03:50,920 Speaker 1: like you and I have been on the first date 83 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:52,920 Speaker 1: with the same person before. I had a first day 84 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:57,119 Speaker 1: like that before too. She was absolutely hammered, blacked out 85 00:03:57,320 --> 00:03:59,200 Speaker 1: right right at the beginning of the date, the whole time, 86 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:01,640 Speaker 1: and I met her there. I met her at the restaurant. 87 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:05,760 Speaker 1: I was like, she's slurring sempediment and then I'm like, no, 88 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:09,280 Speaker 1: she's hammered. And then she couldn't drive it, and she 89 00:04:09,320 --> 00:04:10,800 Speaker 1: was trying to walk down a hill and her shoes 90 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:14,600 Speaker 1: fell off and she's like, yeah, my shoes, and I'm like, man, 91 00:04:15,320 --> 00:04:18,680 Speaker 1: the speech impediment was vodka. Yea. I was like, I 92 00:04:18,720 --> 00:04:20,680 Speaker 1: don't remember talking with a weird lisp, but I'm like, no, 93 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:25,200 Speaker 1: she's just hammered. Weird. This actually happened this weekend. It 94 00:04:25,240 --> 00:04:27,159 Speaker 1: wasn't a first date, but it was a first like 95 00:04:27,320 --> 00:04:29,920 Speaker 1: time that I thought that I was maybe vibing with 96 00:04:29,960 --> 00:04:32,440 Speaker 1: someone and we could date. And they said something very 97 00:04:32,560 --> 00:04:34,680 Speaker 1: very flattering to me and like it don't take much 98 00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:37,680 Speaker 1: to charm me. So I was at a party this weekend. 99 00:04:38,080 --> 00:04:40,080 Speaker 1: I was at a party and this guy who's very 100 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:42,320 Speaker 1: handsome comes up and he's like, we met last week. 101 00:04:42,360 --> 00:04:44,039 Speaker 1: I don't remember, I guess because I was drunk. I 102 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:45,160 Speaker 1: was out of him. I was out at a bar 103 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:47,159 Speaker 1: we'd met last week, and I was like, oh, I'm sorry, 104 00:04:47,160 --> 00:04:48,520 Speaker 1: I don't really recall. But he was like, you had 105 00:04:48,520 --> 00:04:51,120 Speaker 1: the most amazing energy and I would like to get 106 00:04:51,120 --> 00:04:52,800 Speaker 1: to know you more. And I was like, what a 107 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:55,840 Speaker 1: nice nice to say. Yeah, so we chit chatted for 108 00:04:55,839 --> 00:04:59,359 Speaker 1: a little bit. Fast forward, he ends up following me 109 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:02,120 Speaker 1: into the restaurant room at this party where we exchanged 110 00:05:02,160 --> 00:05:04,560 Speaker 1: the kiss and you know, and I was like, oh, 111 00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:06,160 Speaker 1: this is so cute, like I actually want to get 112 00:05:06,160 --> 00:05:08,159 Speaker 1: to know this guy. On the way out, he said, 113 00:05:08,160 --> 00:05:11,599 Speaker 1: this is my boyfriend, meet him. What no, stop it? 114 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:16,360 Speaker 1: So the first date stopped before it even got started. Move, 115 00:05:16,960 --> 00:05:19,280 Speaker 1: Oh no, okay, call us up right now in at 116 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:21,000 Speaker 1: eight three four three, one oh six one. What's the 117 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:23,359 Speaker 1: first the worst first date you've ever been on? Is 118 00:05:23,360 --> 00:05:27,080 Speaker 1: it worse than either of those fighting? Or was he cheating? 119 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:31,839 Speaker 1: I'm still unsure. Are you going to find out? Yeah? 120 00:05:31,839 --> 00:05:35,120 Speaker 1: I want to The Jewels Show on demand