1
00:00:02,080 --> 00:00:05,440
Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy, this COVID nine

2
00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:09,760
Speaker 1: one edition. I'm your host, Cool Stratton inform Mr Kevin Palk.

3
00:00:10,360 --> 00:00:12,560
Speaker 1: Let's meet an alchemist. Shall we, in no particular order,

4
00:00:12,600 --> 00:00:17,159
Speaker 1: say hello to Craig Kowski. Craig they they say you

5
00:00:17,280 --> 00:00:20,200
Speaker 1: learn things through time. If you could say anything for

6
00:00:20,239 --> 00:00:26,160
Speaker 1: the fifteen year old Joey, what would you say? Uh?

7
00:00:26,239 --> 00:00:32,960
Speaker 1: Improv is not your thing. It's it's a time suck.

8
00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:36,920
Speaker 1: It's a cult like get out now. You know, maybe

9
00:00:37,040 --> 00:00:39,400
Speaker 1: dabble a little in high school, but I think don't

10
00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:44,320
Speaker 1: go beyond that. What would you recommend I do? Just

11
00:00:44,479 --> 00:00:47,440
Speaker 1: it's just not improv, it's just not your think. Great,

12
00:00:49,400 --> 00:00:53,920
Speaker 1: all right, please welcome back. Mr James Heney Heny. Uh.

13
00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:55,800
Speaker 1: When you were a kid, what was like the one

14
00:00:55,960 --> 00:00:57,880
Speaker 1: arcade game you couldn't get enough of it. You'd go

15
00:00:57,920 --> 00:01:00,400
Speaker 1: down to the arcade and pump quarters into It was

16
00:01:00,440 --> 00:01:03,840
Speaker 1: a game called blood Storm, and it was very similar

17
00:01:03,880 --> 00:01:08,040
Speaker 1: to Mortal Kombat, except in addition to like, you could

18
00:01:08,120 --> 00:01:10,920
Speaker 1: rip somebody's arm off and they would have to continue

19
00:01:10,920 --> 00:01:13,520
Speaker 1: the fight. I don't remember if you could pick that

20
00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:15,399
Speaker 1: arm up and beat them with it, but it was

21
00:01:15,480 --> 00:01:19,960
Speaker 1: certainly like the bloodier version of Mortal Kombat. But Mortal

22
00:01:20,040 --> 00:01:22,000
Speaker 1: Kombat was a close I used to go to. I

23
00:01:22,120 --> 00:01:24,200
Speaker 1: used to go and I would like put my quarters

24
00:01:24,240 --> 00:01:26,400
Speaker 1: down in play as long as I could, And if

25
00:01:26,440 --> 00:01:30,759
Speaker 1: I could trick some old fool into putting into myright code,

26
00:01:31,120 --> 00:01:33,240
Speaker 1: you could put in code so somebody would start with

27
00:01:33,280 --> 00:01:36,880
Speaker 1: like quarter health. That was like my dream come true

28
00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:40,280
Speaker 1: when somebody fell for the remember like the whole etiquette

29
00:01:40,280 --> 00:01:42,280
Speaker 1: of putting a quarter on the machine, basically claiming it

30
00:01:42,360 --> 00:01:46,520
Speaker 1: like I'm next fucker. What I feel bad. It's it's

31
00:01:46,560 --> 00:01:48,640
Speaker 1: so much cheaper to play video games at home and

32
00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:52,680
Speaker 1: compete internationally from your couch, but there is a loss

33
00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:57,040
Speaker 1: of that feeling at the arcade. Yeah, I agree. Guys.

34
00:01:57,120 --> 00:02:00,520
Speaker 1: Look over there, it's Chris Alvarado chra. If you could

35
00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:03,440
Speaker 1: eat one thing that's like terrible for you, but from

36
00:02:03,480 --> 00:02:07,760
Speaker 1: now on it's healthy. What would that be? This right here?

37
00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:13,360
Speaker 1: Nicotine gum? You're gonna eat that. I wish I got

38
00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:16,240
Speaker 1: swallow it, but it's unhealthy to swallow gum, So yeah,

39
00:02:16,240 --> 00:02:19,200
Speaker 1: I probably nicotine gum, all right, kind of what I

40
00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:26,760
Speaker 1: was expecting. He's welcome, Jackie d Ruthie. Jackie, did you

41
00:02:26,800 --> 00:02:30,040
Speaker 1: have a favorite board game growing up, I loved all

42
00:02:30,080 --> 00:02:33,400
Speaker 1: board games, Real of Real Fiend, but I'd have to

43
00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:38,600
Speaker 1: say Cranium. I liked the mixed medium of it. Cranium

44
00:02:38,600 --> 00:02:40,960
Speaker 1: is funny to me because like performers are like this

45
00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:43,760
Speaker 1: is easy, and then non performers like it was thrown away.

46
00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:47,600
Speaker 1: They have a great game that's called hoop La and

47
00:02:47,639 --> 00:02:50,200
Speaker 1: it's the best parts of Cranium, but there's no board

48
00:02:50,520 --> 00:02:53,600
Speaker 1: and instead of working against people, you're all working with

49
00:02:53,639 --> 00:02:57,640
Speaker 1: each other against the clock. And I like that. I like,

50
00:02:58,040 --> 00:03:02,160
Speaker 1: you know, we don't need I hate risk, we don't

51
00:03:02,160 --> 00:03:04,360
Speaker 1: need to become enemies while trying to play a game.

52
00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:08,200
Speaker 1: Sometimes you have to fortify Australia. We all know that.

53
00:03:08,240 --> 00:03:11,720
Speaker 1: We've all been there playing nuclear Risk and then it's

54
00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:15,600
Speaker 1: really dangerous. But we almost had time to play risk

55
00:03:15,600 --> 00:03:19,560
Speaker 1: in our setup today. Last, but not least, it's Mr

56
00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:24,000
Speaker 1: Joey Graare. Joey Uh, you're super in the know. What's

57
00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:27,240
Speaker 1: some hot stock tips you can give us? Oh wow,

58
00:03:27,320 --> 00:03:28,679
Speaker 1: if you're on Wall Street bets, let me tell you

59
00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:30,160
Speaker 1: right now. I know a lot of people looked at

60
00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:34,360
Speaker 1: game Stop and AMC. We saw their stocks surge recently

61
00:03:34,440 --> 00:03:39,520
Speaker 1: and that was just through uh independent trading and communication online. Right,

62
00:03:39,560 --> 00:03:41,000
Speaker 1: so a lot of people bet that they were out

63
00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:42,960
Speaker 1: based on like you know, people aren't going to go

64
00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:46,400
Speaker 1: into those stores to buy their products. But actually the

65
00:03:46,480 --> 00:03:48,760
Speaker 1: insider tip I got right now something I've been looking

66
00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:53,840
Speaker 1: at a lot, and I really want people to take. Yeah, yeah,

67
00:03:53,880 --> 00:03:57,240
Speaker 1: some somebody really want invest in right now corn feet,

68
00:03:58,200 --> 00:04:01,520
Speaker 1: corn feet. So it looks like Elon musk Tesla and

69
00:04:01,560 --> 00:04:04,640
Speaker 1: always with the Amazon Jeff Pizos are looking to develop

70
00:04:04,720 --> 00:04:10,280
Speaker 1: corn Feet. That's just ceft on the stock exchange. Yeah,

71
00:04:11,280 --> 00:04:13,480
Speaker 1: so just if you see corn feed by it right now,

72
00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:22,000
Speaker 1: the stock is probably about six. That's, of course Joey's

73
00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:24,000
Speaker 1: beloved character and the guy who takes a ship while

74
00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:28,159
Speaker 1: giving stock tips. All right, let's do a damn show, Shelley.

75
00:04:29,120 --> 00:04:31,680
Speaker 1: All of our scene suggestions are gathered from listeners, emails,

76
00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:33,840
Speaker 1: or from our Patreon v I p s To become

77
00:04:33,880 --> 00:04:36,720
Speaker 1: a Patreon supporter of the show and enjoy exclusive content

78
00:04:36,760 --> 00:04:39,440
Speaker 1: and other perks, just head on over to patreon dot

79
00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:42,080
Speaker 1: com slash alchemy This. If you'd like to submit a

80
00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:45,480
Speaker 1: scene suggestion via email, please write to the podcast at

81
00:04:45,760 --> 00:04:49,039
Speaker 1: your name here at alchemy this dot com. That's your

82
00:04:49,120 --> 00:04:55,440
Speaker 1: name here, at Alchemy. This just seen one comes from Catherine,

83
00:04:55,440 --> 00:04:59,960
Speaker 1: who wrote, Hello, Hello, you guys are all great and whatnot. Honestly,

84
00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:02,560
Speaker 1: when I first started listening to your podcast, I definitely

85
00:05:02,640 --> 00:05:04,839
Speaker 1: was not expecting it to be a long term relationship,

86
00:05:05,240 --> 00:05:07,359
Speaker 1: and yet here we are, and here I am writing

87
00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:10,440
Speaker 1: to you my sence suggestion. I live in d C,

88
00:05:10,720 --> 00:05:13,000
Speaker 1: which means that I am constantly victim to the loud

89
00:05:13,040 --> 00:05:17,080
Speaker 1: opinions of anyone and everyone who wields a megaphone. Seriously,

90
00:05:17,080 --> 00:05:19,560
Speaker 1: there should be some sort of review process or license

91
00:05:19,640 --> 00:05:22,200
Speaker 1: requirement before you are allowed to own one, which brings

92
00:05:22,200 --> 00:05:25,560
Speaker 1: me to my suggestion, a world where megaphones are treated

93
00:05:25,600 --> 00:05:29,080
Speaker 1: with the same stigma and regulations as guns or other weapons.

94
00:05:29,760 --> 00:05:35,680
Speaker 1: Thanks for the laughs. KP from Days DC. Welcome to Walmart.

95
00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:41,440
Speaker 1: How can I help you? I'm looking for the projection area. Yeah,

96
00:05:41,480 --> 00:05:44,880
Speaker 1: that's just gonna be to the left, but then also

97
00:05:44,960 --> 00:05:46,840
Speaker 1: a right, and then you're gonna want to take to

98
00:05:46,960 --> 00:05:51,159
Speaker 1: the double doors, and it's gonna in and out of

99
00:05:51,240 --> 00:05:55,880
Speaker 1: Walmart all goddamnd and so sorry, sir, it's actually against

100
00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:58,480
Speaker 1: policy for me to walk with you. God forbid, I

101
00:05:58,480 --> 00:06:01,200
Speaker 1: try to make a pass at you or something like that,

102
00:06:01,279 --> 00:06:03,520
Speaker 1: So I like, you get me a mail escort to

103
00:06:03,560 --> 00:06:06,240
Speaker 1: bring me to the projection area. Actually, they can to

104
00:06:06,279 --> 00:06:08,640
Speaker 1: make a pass at you. So we stand in our

105
00:06:08,680 --> 00:06:11,680
Speaker 1: allocated circles and we just point to you, and I

106
00:06:11,680 --> 00:06:13,480
Speaker 1: can point to you to the next person who could

107
00:06:13,520 --> 00:06:14,880
Speaker 1: point to you a little closer, and we can go

108
00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:16,920
Speaker 1: down the line like that. But it's just like a

109
00:06:17,040 --> 00:06:20,320
Speaker 1: new rules here. Okay, great, So I'm gonna need you

110
00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:22,760
Speaker 1: to go again to the right and then to the

111
00:06:22,839 --> 00:06:24,560
Speaker 1: left and then to the double doors, and it's gonna

112
00:06:24,560 --> 00:06:27,760
Speaker 1: go like I need to have like some sort of

113
00:06:27,760 --> 00:06:30,520
Speaker 1: shuttle relay reason to get there, because I don't want

114
00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:32,440
Speaker 1: to spend another hour and a half in a Walmart

115
00:06:32,720 --> 00:06:34,320
Speaker 1: where I have to just walk out because I don't

116
00:06:34,400 --> 00:06:37,479
Speaker 1: understands here. I hear you say you're looking for a

117
00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:43,000
Speaker 1: male escort dollars from me to say the night. Uh

118
00:06:43,560 --> 00:06:47,400
Speaker 1: what about just a day rate? Oh day rate? Uh

119
00:06:47,560 --> 00:06:51,920
Speaker 1: of four or fifty bus tips? What you're not gonna pay?

120
00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:54,440
Speaker 1: You're not gonna pay my guy. You pay my fucking

121
00:06:54,440 --> 00:06:58,960
Speaker 1: guy out right, pimp piece of ship? You like you

122
00:06:59,080 --> 00:07:02,279
Speaker 1: like what you see here, don't. I just have to

123
00:07:02,320 --> 00:07:05,279
Speaker 1: be clear they are not employed by Walmart. They have

124
00:07:05,440 --> 00:07:07,720
Speaker 1: nothing to do with Walmart or what we believe here

125
00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:13,880
Speaker 1: at the understand with Sam's Club, Sam's Club. Well, Jones,

126
00:07:13,920 --> 00:07:16,440
Speaker 1: I gotta say, are very happy to have you be

127
00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:19,400
Speaker 1: part of the family. Um, you know, I never had

128
00:07:19,400 --> 00:07:21,800
Speaker 1: a son, as you know, I have three daughters. You're

129
00:07:21,840 --> 00:07:25,600
Speaker 1: marrying one of them. But you know you're one of us. Now,

130
00:07:25,760 --> 00:07:27,400
Speaker 1: you're one of us. Now have a seat, Have a seat.

131
00:07:28,840 --> 00:07:31,320
Speaker 1: I don't want to take up too much of your time.

132
00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:33,880
Speaker 1: I have a seat. He likes the cars. He likes

133
00:07:33,880 --> 00:07:39,240
Speaker 1: the cars. I don't really Yeah, sure, sure, clip that

134
00:07:39,320 --> 00:07:41,600
Speaker 1: for you, gotta clip that. Yeah, write that up real quick,

135
00:07:43,440 --> 00:07:48,559
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, that means you know it's good.

136
00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:52,520
Speaker 1: It's good, it's good. So a couple of things, A

137
00:07:52,560 --> 00:07:55,160
Speaker 1: couple of quick things. Um, look, one day this house

138
00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:58,320
Speaker 1: will probably yours. I'll be honest, okay, and I keep

139
00:07:58,360 --> 00:07:59,800
Speaker 1: that in mind. That's why I keep it up. So

140
00:08:00,720 --> 00:08:05,160
Speaker 1: got new oak floors, the new h fact system that's

141
00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:07,160
Speaker 1: gonna be yours, and that's got a thirty year warranty.

142
00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:09,720
Speaker 1: So that's someone here by the way. Um, so just

143
00:08:09,840 --> 00:08:12,360
Speaker 1: one more thing I gotta show you there, Jones. Um,

144
00:08:12,520 --> 00:08:14,920
Speaker 1: you sit right there, you're probably wondering what this bay

145
00:08:14,960 --> 00:08:17,440
Speaker 1: door is doing in the garage. Right, You're like, what's

146
00:08:17,520 --> 00:08:19,880
Speaker 1: what's behind that big door? Right? I was wondering a

147
00:08:19,920 --> 00:08:21,400
Speaker 1: little bit. Yeah all right, let me just open this

148
00:08:21,440 --> 00:08:28,400
Speaker 1: up for a quick kick. Holy ship. Yeah wow, that

149
00:08:28,560 --> 00:08:32,520
Speaker 1: is quite a stockpile. I'm talking. We got twelve volts,

150
00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:35,600
Speaker 1: twenty four volts. I even got one over here, hundred

151
00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:41,640
Speaker 1: thirty six volts. That's that's how megaphones are. Yeah yeah,

152
00:08:42,920 --> 00:08:47,360
Speaker 1: that's how the rated by voltage. Yeah, so, um are

153
00:08:47,400 --> 00:08:50,679
Speaker 1: the higher volter ones louder or louder? They also make

154
00:08:50,760 --> 00:08:55,880
Speaker 1: their noises. You got siren, you got loud beeps. Really

155
00:08:56,280 --> 00:09:01,320
Speaker 1: open a in a megaphone household that? Okay, that's okay,

156
00:09:02,120 --> 00:09:06,000
Speaker 1: you're part of this. We're not big first people. Yeah,

157
00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:10,080
Speaker 1: well Jones, you know, things change, right, people's people's opinions change.

158
00:09:10,240 --> 00:09:12,920
Speaker 1: You ever you ever held one of these before? Oh? No,

159
00:09:14,960 --> 00:09:17,800
Speaker 1: thank you? Oh my god, I can't believe champagne. We're

160
00:09:17,800 --> 00:09:20,800
Speaker 1: just celebrating when now from the engagement, Jones is so exciting.

161
00:09:22,280 --> 00:09:24,920
Speaker 1: You need to help me, You need to help me.

162
00:09:24,960 --> 00:09:28,800
Speaker 1: I don't have a wedding hashtag yet. Think of something clever, Jones.

163
00:09:28,880 --> 00:09:31,320
Speaker 1: And someone told Marie. I told dad you could come

164
00:09:31,360 --> 00:09:33,079
Speaker 1: with us for a bit. Now you have to leave.

165
00:09:33,120 --> 00:09:36,680
Speaker 1: This is Jones in my engagement. I'm in charge of

166
00:09:36,720 --> 00:09:38,800
Speaker 1: doing the wedding hashtag. That's like the one thing that

167
00:09:38,880 --> 00:09:41,800
Speaker 1: she told me to do. I don't know. I don't

168
00:09:41,840 --> 00:09:48,720
Speaker 1: fucking know. Hone in on Jones and somebody. Can we

169
00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:53,079
Speaker 1: just get discuss the wedding clouds and then maybe Marie

170
00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:57,680
Speaker 1: could leave. Put down the megaphone. Good you look at you?

171
00:09:57,720 --> 00:10:01,120
Speaker 1: I fuck? This is this is classic Bromary wants to

172
00:10:01,120 --> 00:10:06,360
Speaker 1: take away everyone's a megaphone. You're thick, please, it's why

173
00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:09,319
Speaker 1: does everyone Everyone doesn't need to have a megaphone. If

174
00:10:09,320 --> 00:10:11,120
Speaker 1: no one had a megaphone, then no one would need

175
00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:13,880
Speaker 1: a megaphone. George Washington had a megaphone when he crossed

176
00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:16,320
Speaker 1: the Delaware. If he didn't have that, where will we

177
00:10:16,360 --> 00:10:18,520
Speaker 1: be as Americans? I don't think I don't think that's

178
00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:23,120
Speaker 1: for four d and fifty dollars. I thought that you

179
00:10:23,120 --> 00:10:27,280
Speaker 1: would know a little bit about megaphones. I'm not helping me.

180
00:10:27,640 --> 00:10:30,320
Speaker 1: I know some about megaphones, but you know not a lot.

181
00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:33,800
Speaker 1: You know, I I haven't. My mom was super like

182
00:10:34,040 --> 00:10:36,760
Speaker 1: not in the megaphone so I never had one. But

183
00:10:36,920 --> 00:10:38,920
Speaker 1: one time I went over to my my friend Joey's

184
00:10:38,960 --> 00:10:41,280
Speaker 1: house and he had He had a lot of megaphones,

185
00:10:41,320 --> 00:10:43,480
Speaker 1: so we would play around with them, but I was dangerous.

186
00:10:43,559 --> 00:10:47,240
Speaker 1: You know, exactly is your expertise in the geek squad?

187
00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:51,800
Speaker 1: On the geek Squad, I'm the guy that just tells

188
00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:58,319
Speaker 1: you to reboot. Oh well, alright, buck, I see you.

189
00:10:58,320 --> 00:11:01,160
Speaker 1: You got a Walmart shopping bag there. You come to

190
00:11:01,240 --> 00:11:05,160
Speaker 1: me on the day of my daughter's wedding. Imagine you

191
00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:07,000
Speaker 1: have a gift for me. Maybe you wouldn't need something

192
00:11:07,040 --> 00:11:12,400
Speaker 1: from me as well. What's what's in the bed? Well, um,

193
00:11:12,520 --> 00:11:16,280
Speaker 1: I believe it to be something that you could add

194
00:11:16,320 --> 00:11:20,640
Speaker 1: to your collection. I've heard his legendary but never been

195
00:11:21,120 --> 00:11:24,160
Speaker 1: personally shown. I didn't have a chance to wrap up.

196
00:11:25,240 --> 00:11:27,120
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest. I don't love your son. I

197
00:11:27,160 --> 00:11:29,360
Speaker 1: don't love Jones. Okay. I mean he's gotta he's a

198
00:11:29,360 --> 00:11:32,040
Speaker 1: good enough kid, but I don't love the guy. Okay.

199
00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:34,120
Speaker 1: So this is what we're doing right here. This is

200
00:11:34,120 --> 00:11:36,959
Speaker 1: gonna go a long way either for or against the

201
00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:39,720
Speaker 1: way I feel about Jones. You understand, well, you've treated

202
00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:45,240
Speaker 1: him so nice. I didn't for my baby girl. Oh well,

203
00:11:45,280 --> 00:11:49,319
Speaker 1: I mean my son is a gentleman. He's smarter than well,

204
00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:53,240
Speaker 1: he's smarter than his educational record would say. Should really

205
00:11:53,240 --> 00:12:00,800
Speaker 1: opened the stubble bag of Walmart. There it is. I

206
00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:04,320
Speaker 1: I couldn't find anything about voltage or wattage. But how

207
00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:06,920
Speaker 1: much did you pay for this thing? Well? It was

208
00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:09,240
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. It was an open box item,

209
00:12:09,280 --> 00:12:16,280
Speaker 1: but that wasn't why it was. All right, everyone settled

210
00:12:16,280 --> 00:12:19,640
Speaker 1: down and everyone's filled out their forms. That's good, all right,

211
00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:21,960
Speaker 1: So everyone who's here today to get a permit to

212
00:12:22,320 --> 00:12:25,360
Speaker 1: open carry a megaphone? All right, so let's just go

213
00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:28,679
Speaker 1: over the group. Yeah, let's just go over the grounds

214
00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:33,040
Speaker 1: right here. It is a state by state laws we

215
00:12:33,080 --> 00:12:36,000
Speaker 1: all know, okay, so please know any body laws within

216
00:12:36,080 --> 00:12:39,880
Speaker 1: each state if you're allowed open cart as well as okay,

217
00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:42,960
Speaker 1: all right? Uh can the two people in back making

218
00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,120
Speaker 1: that campfire and looks like they're mining, can you stop

219
00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:50,360
Speaker 1: for a second. I'm just okay. So, um, so what

220
00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:52,200
Speaker 1: we got here? I want to make sure we go

221
00:12:52,240 --> 00:12:54,680
Speaker 1: by our state and city laws. Why we use the

222
00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:59,160
Speaker 1: megaphone that's in your hand, because I believe in megaphone

223
00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:01,839
Speaker 1: safety and if anyone's gonna pull out a megaphone and

224
00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:04,000
Speaker 1: start using it, I don't think you're ready. Don't want

225
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:07,839
Speaker 1: to make a phone. A magaphone is only supposed to

226
00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:11,920
Speaker 1: be Excuse me, where's the bathroom? Shake it down? Down

227
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:20,480
Speaker 1: the megaphone down now, Jim, it's been brought to my

228
00:13:20,559 --> 00:13:24,840
Speaker 1: attention that the class had some issues last night. Is

229
00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:28,040
Speaker 1: that correct? Yeah, for sure, had some isssues. Yeah, some

230
00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:30,120
Speaker 1: people didn't know how to use a megaphone. And now

231
00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:31,959
Speaker 1: you're in charge of the people in that room. Is

232
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,920
Speaker 1: that correct? Yeah. Look, I don't know why I'm getting

233
00:13:33,920 --> 00:13:35,520
Speaker 1: a third degree for people not knowing how to use

234
00:13:35,559 --> 00:13:37,800
Speaker 1: it at the beginning of class. I'm teaching a class

235
00:13:37,840 --> 00:13:42,080
Speaker 1: year they didn't pass. People were hurt yesterday, Jim Marcy,

236
00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:45,239
Speaker 1: I know that. Okay, I got a guy's ear drum

237
00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:48,320
Speaker 1: blown out. Do you think this is a joke? No,

238
00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:51,560
Speaker 1: of course, I think megaphone here in my eyes? Please,

239
00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:54,000
Speaker 1: I like looking at your nose. Is that a problem?

240
00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:57,720
Speaker 1: It feels weird to me, sir. You can't bring this

241
00:13:57,840 --> 00:14:01,440
Speaker 1: on the airplane. You just can't. It's clearly stated there

242
00:14:01,559 --> 00:14:03,719
Speaker 1: that no megaphones are a lot on board. I mean

243
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:09,240
Speaker 1: it's pretty obvious. Okay, sir, please can you get behind me?

244
00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:11,520
Speaker 1: I got this all right. Neither of you can bring

245
00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:14,560
Speaker 1: your megaphones on the plane. All right. It's sealed so

246
00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:16,959
Speaker 1: you couldn't check me anyways for it. They have no

247
00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:23,880
Speaker 1: reason to check my body, gone through security, and security

248
00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:28,080
Speaker 1: let you through with the megaphone. Oh well, I'm here

249
00:14:28,640 --> 00:14:31,400
Speaker 1: all right. Next uh and just so you know we

250
00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:34,120
Speaker 1: have homeland Security has no reason to check your body,

251
00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:38,240
Speaker 1: all right, no reason? Uh huh. Okay, now just step

252
00:14:38,240 --> 00:14:41,000
Speaker 1: into this ice ball. What's that over there? What's that

253
00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:44,240
Speaker 1: over there? Where are you pointing? We can look behind you?

254
00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:57,760
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Okay, what about hashtag jonesing to get married?

255
00:14:57,960 --> 00:15:00,520
Speaker 1: Or does that completely leave out some Will you just

256
00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:02,640
Speaker 1: give me a second. I don't know where Jones is.

257
00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:07,040
Speaker 1: He's gonna answer my calls you to give. It's just

258
00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:10,640
Speaker 1: the only job, so I really need to get it done.

259
00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:16,760
Speaker 1: A coup Jones. You're a goddamn cop. I'm sorry I

260
00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:20,640
Speaker 1: had to find out this way, all right. What do

261
00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:28,240
Speaker 1: you want for me? Ah? Look, we've will for two years.

262
00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:30,520
Speaker 1: Do you even love my dad? Do you even love

263
00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:34,920
Speaker 1: my daughter? Which one is she? Again? The one you're

264
00:15:34,920 --> 00:15:39,000
Speaker 1: supposed to marry or is that also an undercover operation? Dad.

265
00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:41,040
Speaker 1: I'm here for you, Dad, I'm here for you. I've

266
00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:46,560
Speaker 1: got your back, Dad, I've got your back. Get away, Jones. Now, earlier,

267
00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:50,240
Speaker 1: when I said I only had three daughters, I failed

268
00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:56,280
Speaker 1: to mention I have one bad motherfucking son. Come on out, Darry,

269
00:15:56,360 --> 00:16:01,040
Speaker 1: Come on out, Darry. That's right, that's right to adopted.

270
00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:04,000
Speaker 1: So he never counts me, but I count. So what

271
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:07,800
Speaker 1: do you want to do? Job? Kid? You can put

272
00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:14,600
Speaker 1: cheers off first, Dad, Darry? June's what's going on? Someone?

273
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:18,000
Speaker 1: Put put your airphones on. I don't know what's going on.

274
00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:20,840
Speaker 1: What's going on? Put your airphones on. I've got a

275
00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:26,040
Speaker 1: hundred and twenty megaphone. It's gonna burst your ear drums.

276
00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:32,440
Speaker 1: Oh d shit, you think that's a lot. Mine's three

277
00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:40,640
Speaker 1: seventy four. It is illegal. My whole goddamn stoppiles illegal.

278
00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:43,840
Speaker 1: Now someone's gonna get hurt here, Okay? Is that what

279
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:46,600
Speaker 1: we want? Jones? Is that what you want? Look, we

280
00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:48,920
Speaker 1: know that you got all these megaphones and megaphone shows

281
00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:52,920
Speaker 1: where they don't have to be regulated. What's the problem

282
00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:56,720
Speaker 1: with that? The problem is that that it's under the table.

283
00:16:57,160 --> 00:16:59,880
Speaker 1: I'm trying to protect my family, Jones, and I was,

284
00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:04,440
Speaker 1: I was going to protect you. I was going to

285
00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:11,119
Speaker 1: protect you. Do it. So if you just go to

286
00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:14,400
Speaker 1: the left and then straight down that aisle and then

287
00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:16,760
Speaker 1: you're going to go on a hide between the aisle

288
00:17:16,840 --> 00:17:20,640
Speaker 1: gets to the R, I'm sorry, are your is your?

289
00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:25,520
Speaker 1: Are your? Don't worry. We do sell megaphones here, and

290
00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:28,679
Speaker 1: it's actually super easy to get them. You barely have

291
00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:36,040
Speaker 1: to even show identification. Don't worry. You're saying that's fine,

292
00:17:36,119 --> 00:17:39,199
Speaker 1: that's fine. Um, if you could even look lower, you

293
00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:42,920
Speaker 1: could maybe read my lips, although not everyone. That's actually

294
00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:50,840
Speaker 1: a hard thing. Number two is from Patreon. V I P.

295
00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:55,880
Speaker 1: Chris as always, I love the show. All the guests

296
00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:59,879
Speaker 1: have been amazing additions to the gang. See suggestion character

297
00:18:00,119 --> 00:18:02,239
Speaker 1: and to make your own adventure book. I guess it's

298
00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:04,160
Speaker 1: a choose you're on adventure book, but maybe the same thing.

299
00:18:04,520 --> 00:18:09,080
Speaker 1: Become increasingly frustrated with an indecisive reader. You're all great, Chris.

300
00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:17,439
Speaker 1: And then as soon as Mr Grimble's came upon the

301
00:18:17,520 --> 00:18:21,840
Speaker 1: Golden Chest, he was able to wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

302
00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:27,400
Speaker 1: don't go don't go away further, I'm getting scared. Okay,

303
00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:33,000
Speaker 1: do you want to put the chest? I don't know

304
00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:36,080
Speaker 1: what I mean. You're a babysitter, what do you think? Well,

305
00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:39,600
Speaker 1: we're the same age, so I mean, but you have

306
00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:42,920
Speaker 1: authority over mere. I know it's because I can read.

307
00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:50,280
Speaker 1: I can't. It's okay, I could teach you. No, thank you.

308
00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:53,239
Speaker 1: You should learn how to read this chest? All right?

309
00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:57,960
Speaker 1: So where were we? Well, I mean, I really think

310
00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:01,360
Speaker 1: you should have literacy generally out of the question. That's

311
00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:04,840
Speaker 1: the question. Because my parents pay people like you to

312
00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:07,080
Speaker 1: read for me. I understand that. But like you have

313
00:19:07,119 --> 00:19:11,800
Speaker 1: to understand that this is gonna do this chest, Mr

314
00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:15,159
Speaker 1: Grimble found the gold. Just read this part here, Just

315
00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:25,359
Speaker 1: read this part here gold shiit chest? Good? What should

316
00:19:25,359 --> 00:19:28,080
Speaker 1: I do with this church? Good? Good? Good? Okay, now

317
00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:31,000
Speaker 1: see how it's blank just in line. Okay. Now it

318
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:34,600
Speaker 1: says one for six. So those are options. So if

319
00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:37,240
Speaker 1: you look and then we just turned the page. All right, now,

320
00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:39,680
Speaker 1: these are three options. So read number red, number one?

321
00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:45,600
Speaker 1: What should I do with this church? E? No no

322
00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:52,520
Speaker 1: no what he no no no neat no no no.

323
00:19:53,119 --> 00:19:57,440
Speaker 1: Hey you're a are you Grimble? Right? Yeah? Grimble, we've

324
00:19:57,480 --> 00:19:59,800
Speaker 1: never met. I'm the old gerl who lives in the dungeon.

325
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:03,480
Speaker 1: I was just wondering there was a dungeon. Well, there

326
00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:05,639
Speaker 1: is a dungeon, and I'm the oger who lives in it.

327
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:09,800
Speaker 1: We're waiting around to see what you're gonna do. I

328
00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:12,840
Speaker 1: think I'm supposed to eat this golden chest. I don't.

329
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:15,159
Speaker 1: I can't even figure out what angle and put it

330
00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:19,560
Speaker 1: in my mouth. That's an option to eat the chest. Honestly,

331
00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:21,679
Speaker 1: it's the closest thing I've heard so far. But I

332
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:24,960
Speaker 1: feel like I couldn't. I just can't. Actually, you give

333
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:28,159
Speaker 1: it a shot. Can you take a Certainly I'm an

334
00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:31,520
Speaker 1: ogre eat the chest, but you know, maybe you could

335
00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:34,400
Speaker 1: crack it open with your jaw or something. Hey Ogre,

336
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,480
Speaker 1: Mr Grimble, I'm super Later in the book, I'm the

337
00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:41,440
Speaker 1: kid that goes to space, but I'm super tired. So yeah,

338
00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:44,440
Speaker 1: but that's the way so many choices even get there.

339
00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:48,280
Speaker 1: It's very far away in this book. So any chance

340
00:20:48,359 --> 00:20:51,760
Speaker 1: that we're going to move this show along, I'm just

341
00:20:51,920 --> 00:21:00,280
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm stuck on this chest seat feet right. Okay,

342
00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:03,480
Speaker 1: so now look look at this scraph here right, yeah, okay, Now,

343
00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:07,040
Speaker 1: let's these are all b words right, yeah, okay, so

344
00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:08,560
Speaker 1: we'll just do something really simple. We'll start with just

345
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:19,080
Speaker 1: a two letter B word. I'm mommy, mommy, mommy, your

346
00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:26,160
Speaker 1: old mom is home. Thank you so much for caring

347
00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:32,920
Speaker 1: for my baby. So wow, Eric, uh Mrs Stevenson, I

348
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:37,359
Speaker 1: don't know how to tell you this, but you're pregnant. Wow? No,

349
00:21:38,359 --> 00:21:41,280
Speaker 1: are you sure? I think this might be the oldest

350
00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:47,520
Speaker 1: pregnancy on record, as Spry eighty two haven't had sex

351
00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:52,000
Speaker 1: in sixteen years for the last time. Sure, Mrs Stevenson.

352
00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:54,480
Speaker 1: I'm just cleaning your pool. I'd be happy to put

353
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:58,240
Speaker 1: some suntanlow shot in your back. Okay, yeah, I'm putting

354
00:21:58,280 --> 00:22:01,280
Speaker 1: all along on my back. Let me take off my

355
00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:05,040
Speaker 1: suit so that I have the best coverage. Well, if

356
00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:07,920
Speaker 1: you're gonna do that, I might as well do that too. Okay,

357
00:22:08,080 --> 00:22:10,520
Speaker 1: did did you know what kind of thing was? It? Was? It?

358
00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:17,240
Speaker 1: Uh soun pregnancy factor six or I think he was

359
00:22:17,359 --> 00:22:21,800
Speaker 1: even higher. Actually, and then they're making us recall our

360
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:25,119
Speaker 1: goddamn son pregnancy lotion. All right, everyone just chill the

361
00:22:25,119 --> 00:22:27,240
Speaker 1: hell out here. Okay, we're not gonna get suited. No

362
00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:29,879
Speaker 1: one's gonna get sued o of their ass alright, told

363
00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:34,800
Speaker 1: US SPF was already copyrighted. Someone should have told us that,

364
00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:37,639
Speaker 1: all right, And there's no one to blame, okay, no

365
00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:40,000
Speaker 1: one should blame on this. Actually there's someone to blame. Okay.

366
00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:44,840
Speaker 1: It's Hector right there, just guy right here, this guy, Hector.

367
00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:47,399
Speaker 1: He's the one to blame right there with me. If

368
00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:48,840
Speaker 1: we just put a spin on there's a lot of

369
00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:53,080
Speaker 1: people trying to get pregnant. Well here's a spins. Wait,

370
00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:56,000
Speaker 1: wait before you leave. I know you're done babysitting because

371
00:22:56,040 --> 00:22:58,200
Speaker 1: my mom's But I had an idea about the book.

372
00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:02,480
Speaker 1: Since I can't read, What if I just use my genomination?

373
00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:09,399
Speaker 1: What what if I just use my gym animation, Jim animation.

374
00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:14,600
Speaker 1: Mr Kimble the sides to give give the gold to

375
00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:19,440
Speaker 1: all of his friends and then they all buy cars,

376
00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:25,479
Speaker 1: and then and then that's as far as mine. All right,

377
00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:29,440
Speaker 1: Mrs Stevens, I'm sorry, but you're a child's imagination is

378
00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:33,680
Speaker 1: is lacking. He almost has no imagination. He actually doesn't.

379
00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:37,359
Speaker 1: He has an imagination. It's a it's another it's a

380
00:23:37,359 --> 00:23:41,280
Speaker 1: different words. It's a completely different thing altogether. So when

381
00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:45,600
Speaker 1: you think about it, it might even be better, you know,

382
00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:49,000
Speaker 1: like milk and almond milk. They're different, but they're kind

383
00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:51,560
Speaker 1: of the same, and one of them is definitely better,

384
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,840
Speaker 1: then they're not at all the same. That's a little

385
00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:57,440
Speaker 1: bit of a personal thing. What are we all gonna

386
00:23:57,480 --> 00:23:59,920
Speaker 1: do with cars? I'm a kid that goes to spa

387
00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:03,320
Speaker 1: look over. I can't fit in a car. I know

388
00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:06,320
Speaker 1: that much. I feel like I was born to drive

389
00:24:06,359 --> 00:24:09,760
Speaker 1: a car, but I don't have any money left. It's crazy.

390
00:24:10,119 --> 00:24:14,080
Speaker 1: Have we ever had a reader go off book? My

391
00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:16,760
Speaker 1: first time? This is my first time. I was really

392
00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:18,280
Speaker 1: hoping it was going to be good. I'm a new

393
00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:20,639
Speaker 1: part of the book. I think I didn't even know

394
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:22,439
Speaker 1: there was a reader. I thought I was making my

395
00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:29,480
Speaker 1: own choices and the choices for us. But when they're illiterate,

396
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:32,159
Speaker 1: I don't know what that. I mean, who starts on

397
00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:35,960
Speaker 1: to choose your own adventure book? Mom? Can can I

398
00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:38,959
Speaker 1: call my babysitter? I know it's late at night, but

399
00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:43,240
Speaker 1: I have some ideas. Let's bring him over. I love

400
00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:47,760
Speaker 1: Eric like he's my own son, and so let's just

401
00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:50,920
Speaker 1: call him over at two o'clock in the morning. That's

402
00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:53,920
Speaker 1: that should be fine. Fine, Okay, yeah, let's bring him

403
00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:58,040
Speaker 1: over here. I only sleep three hours every four hours,

404
00:24:58,119 --> 00:25:02,639
Speaker 1: you know, so technically will lead him. Hey, um, you

405
00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:06,639
Speaker 1: have to come over here. Who is this? It's me?

406
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:13,720
Speaker 1: Are you trying to tell me that my son has

407
00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:17,920
Speaker 1: no imagination and no concept of his own first name?

408
00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:23,520
Speaker 1: That's what I'm telling you. Yes, but they're pulling it on,

409
00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:26,440
Speaker 1: and it's on. It's all so much. It's not just

410
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:30,400
Speaker 1: one thing individual, it's all compacted, and it makes me

411
00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:36,000
Speaker 1: feel overwhelmed. I can see you s wedding night, all right, Bud.

412
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:39,359
Speaker 1: So at this point in the book, um, we have

413
00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:41,560
Speaker 1: the weird kid who may be weird or may have

414
00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:44,359
Speaker 1: special powers, right, and he's controlling the other characters in

415
00:25:44,359 --> 00:25:46,679
Speaker 1: the book. So it's up to you. What does the

416
00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:49,920
Speaker 1: weird kid do? I don't know. This is confusing, Christopher

417
00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:53,760
Speaker 1: Knowledge should have never written to choose your adventure. Well,

418
00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:55,679
Speaker 1: here we are, here, we are I get you one

419
00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:57,439
Speaker 1: weekend a month. Button. This is what we're doing with it.

420
00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:01,400
Speaker 1: I'm sorry to interrupt, but the this is a Walmart

421
00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:04,879
Speaker 1: in the library, so we know the difference. Okay, So

422
00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:05,920
Speaker 1: you want to buy the book or what do you

423
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:08,439
Speaker 1: want to do? No? Thank you? All right, Look I'm

424
00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:10,040
Speaker 1: in my circle. I can't come near you, but I

425
00:26:10,119 --> 00:26:12,280
Speaker 1: can definitely talk to you loddon. Okay. In fact, if

426
00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:14,760
Speaker 1: you want to just move along, I can keep this

427
00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:17,320
Speaker 1: going all day. Jesus Christ, I can keep just going

428
00:26:17,359 --> 00:26:21,440
Speaker 1: all day. Just buy the book. Get up. I choose

429
00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:27,000
Speaker 1: that Walmart employee uses the megaphone on himself. Good, that's

430
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:33,560
Speaker 1: not how that works? Good? All right? Okay, yeah, yeah, okay,

431
00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:36,680
Speaker 1: thank you so much. Eric. You can just sit with

432
00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:40,159
Speaker 1: my son and you guys can do whatever you do,

433
00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:43,360
Speaker 1: and I'll pay you in advance. How much is how

434
00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:45,880
Speaker 1: much is your rate? Has it gone up since last time?

435
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:50,639
Speaker 1: We're still at eight dollars now? I don't know where man, wake,

436
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:56,600
Speaker 1: wake up. I think I'm fine with eight dollars. Okay,

437
00:26:56,640 --> 00:27:00,640
Speaker 1: I'm figured it out. Okay, the ogre Mary the kid,

438
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:09,520
Speaker 1: and they put the guy with the chest in he's grounded. Wait,

439
00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:12,960
Speaker 1: you're saying the narrators of our story are in a

440
00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:17,440
Speaker 1: story themselves, then what are we even? Are we real?

441
00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:20,520
Speaker 1: I don't know. But it's been so long since he's

442
00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:23,320
Speaker 1: made a selection that I'm now the man who goes

443
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:28,760
Speaker 1: to space. I have noticed you've gotten older. I'm the

444
00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:31,639
Speaker 1: marrying age now. I guess I mean I should have

445
00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:33,800
Speaker 1: known an eight year old woman with a six year

446
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:37,520
Speaker 1: old child, with another six year old babysitting. It's far fetched.

447
00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:40,920
Speaker 1: It's far fetched. Hey, what what if we were to

448
00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:46,280
Speaker 1: just make our own adventure? You have been no help, Grimple,

449
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:52,639
Speaker 1: Come on alright, but hey, you're getting on that plane.

450
00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:54,520
Speaker 1: You know I won't see you until next month. You

451
00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:58,000
Speaker 1: wanna maybe tell me how the story ends. I'll tell

452
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:01,080
Speaker 1: you how the story ends, all right. The ogre goes

453
00:28:01,119 --> 00:28:03,879
Speaker 1: on a rampage, killing the kid from outers Face and

454
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:07,000
Speaker 1: Mr Grimble. He then jumps out of the book and

455
00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:11,119
Speaker 1: kills the eighty four year old woman and her two kids.

456
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:13,080
Speaker 1: And he tries to jump out of that but he

457
00:28:13,119 --> 00:28:15,879
Speaker 1: can't because there's a four shield. Came him to go

458
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:20,520
Speaker 1: into the real world, so we're safe by I'm tramped

459
00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:24,560
Speaker 1: in this book. What you do see now, I can

460
00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:36,440
Speaker 1: torment him forever. Number two we all use our imagemations

461
00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:43,520
Speaker 1: on that one. C Three is from Brian, who wrote,

462
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:47,800
Speaker 1: Hello Alchemists, first time, long time, Thank you all for

463
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:51,360
Speaker 1: the hours of laughter. Why would I want? Butt onion?

464
00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:54,760
Speaker 1: Just had me kealing over here at work a suggestion,

465
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:57,760
Speaker 1: and we're going a very small town hockey rink and

466
00:28:57,840 --> 00:28:59,680
Speaker 1: most of the parents think their kids are going to

467
00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:02,480
Speaker 1: the end h L even though they're playing Tier five A.

468
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:05,880
Speaker 1: That's it doesn't have to be hockey, whichever sport you prefer,

469
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,280
Speaker 1: where the delusional parents see the pros in the future.

470
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:11,880
Speaker 1: Thank you, you're the best. Brian and elk Point Alberta.

471
00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:18,440
Speaker 1: A good job, Tyler, keep it up, tie, good job. Man.

472
00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:22,680
Speaker 1: My kid is gonna go pro, mark my words right now.

473
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:24,720
Speaker 1: And my kid doesn't go pro, then you can stab

474
00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:28,520
Speaker 1: me in the goddamn chess with a hockey stick. Yeah,

475
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:31,120
Speaker 1: that's kind of extreme. You're Sonny is good. Um. He

476
00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:33,840
Speaker 1: he's very good at centering the puck. Um, but he

477
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:37,240
Speaker 1: really needs to hustle back on defense. I don't think so.

478
00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:40,080
Speaker 1: But he's called a score. Do you know what that is? Uh?

479
00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:44,080
Speaker 1: I do know what that is. I've been coaching for

480
00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:47,160
Speaker 1: many years. Uh. And really you should go back to

481
00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:48,880
Speaker 1: the stands and get out of the box. I gotta

482
00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:51,760
Speaker 1: get the kids line changes going so well. I was

483
00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:53,600
Speaker 1: actually one of the parents that funded the jersey, so

484
00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:56,880
Speaker 1: I think I'm allowed to be here. Okay, it was

485
00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:59,920
Speaker 1: like every parent gave twenty dollars towards the jerseys, So

486
00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:02,560
Speaker 1: I don't think that that's at least something you can do.

487
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:05,160
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm curious right now, but you just don't

488
00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:07,880
Speaker 1: know it. Um, But if you could back up, that

489
00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:09,920
Speaker 1: would be great, because I gotta get back into the game.

490
00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:11,920
Speaker 1: Get my head in the game. You know. Well, if

491
00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:13,560
Speaker 1: your head keep getting out of the game, that maybe

492
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:15,840
Speaker 1: I should be here because my head never leaves the game.

493
00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:20,640
Speaker 1: In fact, my head is the game. I'm the game. Okay, sorry,

494
00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:22,240
Speaker 1: you need to back up, all right, we'll take out

495
00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:27,000
Speaker 1: this megaphone. Look, babe, I'm Malcolm Gladwell, okay, you know

496
00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:29,680
Speaker 1: that about me. I've written a lot of books. Okay.

497
00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:32,600
Speaker 1: One of the things I wrote an outliers is that

498
00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:35,400
Speaker 1: our child, we'll have more of a chance to become

499
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:38,120
Speaker 1: a professional athlete if they're born in a certain month.

500
00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:41,920
Speaker 1: So if we have sex today, our child will be

501
00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:46,720
Speaker 1: born around August one. Now, if it's past August, we're screwed.

502
00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:48,880
Speaker 1: But if our child can be born between August twenty

503
00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:52,320
Speaker 1: one auguste he'll be in a level that's lower, but

504
00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:54,760
Speaker 1: he'll be older than the other kids, and that year

505
00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:59,360
Speaker 1: will make all the difference. Now, are you hot? I'm sorry,

506
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:03,800
Speaker 1: I was just zoning out, Um, baby naked, I want

507
00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:06,640
Speaker 1: to have sex. I'm so so so so sorry. I

508
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:12,000
Speaker 1: was up all night watching brit Um. Great. Yes, um,

509
00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:14,880
Speaker 1: you wanta have sex? Yeah, but but not just sex.

510
00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:17,000
Speaker 1: I want you need to know that we're making a

511
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:20,280
Speaker 1: professional athlete here. Oh I never want to have kids.

512
00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:23,080
Speaker 1: I thought. I'm so so so sorry. I so thought

513
00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:26,280
Speaker 1: that we had discussed that. I so thought we had

514
00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:33,160
Speaker 1: discussed that. I'm nothing Gladwell, yes, okay, that is definitely true. Yeah,

515
00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:35,080
Speaker 1: well we got the hot wings, you know. And it's

516
00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:38,040
Speaker 1: just nuts because, like you know, Sherry, she's got like

517
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:40,360
Speaker 1: probably six kids in her telling me gonna pop out.

518
00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:41,720
Speaker 1: They're all going to be born in the right month,

519
00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:43,400
Speaker 1: They're all going to go bro. It's nuts, you know

520
00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:45,320
Speaker 1: what I mean? Malcolm, did you get the cider or

521
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:49,280
Speaker 1: would you get I just got water? So okay, wait

522
00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:54,920
Speaker 1: who got the cider? So I didn't order the side

523
00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:56,320
Speaker 1: or no one at the table order the side or

524
00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:58,200
Speaker 1: so if you want to take it back, look, I'm

525
00:31:58,200 --> 00:32:02,920
Speaker 1: nothing Gladwow, I wrote blink outliers. Excuse me, excuse me?

526
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:05,000
Speaker 1: Can you can you just take this out? We none

527
00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:09,440
Speaker 1: of us ordered the cider. Sodazing, No, I'm sure, but

528
00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:20,880
Speaker 1: peach and cardamom, what month were you born? January? January? January?

529
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:26,560
Speaker 1: Oh say, buddy, get ready, he's gonna read you. Okay, Okay, alright, alright,

530
00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:30,440
Speaker 1: I'm on warn give me that cider. Whoa ship. That's

531
00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:33,200
Speaker 1: a lot of cardam I think that this is crazy too,

532
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:35,920
Speaker 1: But at the same time, it's not like I'm having

533
00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:38,440
Speaker 1: a kid, you know what I mean, Like I'm pregnant,

534
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:41,360
Speaker 1: but like I'm having a having a kid, but like

535
00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:44,000
Speaker 1: I'm having an athlete is like really what I'm having

536
00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:45,280
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like I didn't want to

537
00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:51,840
Speaker 1: have kids, but like an athlete, that's a really different situation. Yeah,

538
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:57,640
Speaker 1: your husband has got I'm Jane Gladwell. I'm not delusional.

539
00:32:57,680 --> 00:33:01,880
Speaker 1: I'm Jane Gladwell. Jane, You've got to treat this baby

540
00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:05,720
Speaker 1: like a baby, okay, just because your husband wants it

541
00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:09,120
Speaker 1: to run track and field, and it's not just I

542
00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:13,640
Speaker 1: wanted to run track and field the ultimate athlete. All right,

543
00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:16,880
Speaker 1: I'm looking at your chart. Here is Goodwill Gladwell, and um,

544
00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:22,240
Speaker 1: your baby is due to be born in January, which

545
00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:30,560
Speaker 1: means um server at best that I'm sorry, the calculations

546
00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:34,800
Speaker 1: that we did actually had the baby born. January babies

547
00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:39,320
Speaker 1: are good at predicting and tasting notes and beverages. Okay,

548
00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:40,920
Speaker 1: if you give them some wine, they can tell you

549
00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:44,920
Speaker 1: what the tannins are and what there's hints of something, insiders, beers, whatever,

550
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:49,440
Speaker 1: But they can't dunk. Maybe the gestational period for an

551
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:54,320
Speaker 1: athlete is a little different. Mom, This syereal tastes so good.

552
00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:57,840
Speaker 1: Not only do I get hints of cinnamon, but I'm

553
00:33:57,880 --> 00:34:06,320
Speaker 1: also finding a sot s your fucking child. You understand

554
00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:15,520
Speaker 1: that sweetie, baby, baby, sweetie, and is actually verble. But

555
00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:18,400
Speaker 1: but can you put one of the flakes of cereal

556
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:21,239
Speaker 1: on the edge of the spoon and use the other

557
00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:23,920
Speaker 1: type side of the spoon to flick it up? And

558
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:28,200
Speaker 1: can you get it? Knock it off? You train him?

559
00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:32,160
Speaker 1: I know somebody I know a January baby. Okay, if

560
00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:34,400
Speaker 1: I made a mess on the table, I'd probably have

561
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:36,600
Speaker 1: to clean it up and bush. Come with me, Come

562
00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:38,480
Speaker 1: with me, kid, Come here, Come with me, Come with me,

563
00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:41,480
Speaker 1: Come here, come here, come here. I'm taking it. I'm

564
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:46,200
Speaker 1: taking them for a ride. Shut up, excuse me, sir,

565
00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:49,880
Speaker 1: the hi folks, how many hi? I'm not glad? Well?

566
00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:54,360
Speaker 1: I wrote blank every time you're here, did you? I

567
00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:57,040
Speaker 1: spent ten thousand hours learning guitar and I still suck

568
00:34:57,080 --> 00:35:00,440
Speaker 1: at it, So thanks a lot. Impossible. Look, you were

569
00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:03,239
Speaker 1: born in January. Yeah, now this child here was also

570
00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:06,000
Speaker 1: born in January. Maybe you could take him off my hands?

571
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:10,800
Speaker 1: What maybe you could take him? That's your kid, well

572
00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:16,520
Speaker 1: by barely, Okay, I mean I guess we could use

573
00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:21,000
Speaker 1: some help around the restaurant. Who the hell is this? Uh,

574
00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:25,000
Speaker 1: he's he's an intern. An intern. Looks like a fucking toddler.

575
00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:28,759
Speaker 1: What is this? Look he's uh, he's a January birth,

576
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:33,400
Speaker 1: so he's got an incredible nose. Miles. Why what is

577
00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:35,840
Speaker 1: going on? You brought a toddler in here? Yeah? We

578
00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:38,960
Speaker 1: already have enough service here, so I don't know why

579
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:41,879
Speaker 1: you're bringing in a toddler to serve over here when

580
00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:48,880
Speaker 1: we already have so many stubb But look, he's he's

581
00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:52,319
Speaker 1: gonna be, you know, off the books. Uh. You know,

582
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:54,279
Speaker 1: he'll work on tips alone. You know, he's not gonna

583
00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:56,439
Speaker 1: take any shifts away from you guys. So I gonna

584
00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:59,640
Speaker 1: have a toddler working on the downlow here, alright, this

585
00:35:59,719 --> 00:36:01,680
Speaker 1: is the off the wild wings. Okay, do you know

586
00:36:01,719 --> 00:36:03,759
Speaker 1: what I would give to get my stuff on in

587
00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:08,120
Speaker 1: the table. The texts are killing me. Fight is killing me.

588
00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:16,400
Speaker 1: Part of me? Coach, coach, coach, Um, I'm Malcolm Gladwell. Liars,

589
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:19,600
Speaker 1: oh yeah, verse yeah, thank you. Um. I was thinking

590
00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:21,239
Speaker 1: maybe it might could be a good idea if you

591
00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:22,919
Speaker 1: run up the kids and I have a quick talk

592
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:25,400
Speaker 1: with him, you know, just set them straight for the future.

593
00:36:25,719 --> 00:36:29,040
Speaker 1: Maybe the parents too. Okay, could we wait like between

594
00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:31,279
Speaker 1: periods right now because the game is really close? Is

595
00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:33,960
Speaker 1: three to two? And fine? Okay, those are all the

596
00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:36,160
Speaker 1: parents up there in the stands right Oh yeah, well

597
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:37,839
Speaker 1: some of them are in the box with me right

598
00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:41,200
Speaker 1: here because they refused to stay up there. How you doing? Hey?

599
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:43,440
Speaker 1: How are you? What month was you? When did you

600
00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:46,880
Speaker 1: have sex with whoever gave birth to that child? What

601
00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:50,040
Speaker 1: the sex? When? When? You know? When were you humping

602
00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:53,000
Speaker 1: and bumping? I kind of question is that? I'm Malcolm

603
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,480
Speaker 1: glad Well, I wrote outliers, don't who the hell you are?

604
00:36:55,520 --> 00:37:00,919
Speaker 1: How gonna get your hands off? Your hands? Has calmed

605
00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:03,320
Speaker 1: this down? This is nothing that I visit to Tim Horton.

606
00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:06,399
Speaker 1: It's can't fix okay, So everybody piling them my kick

607
00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:08,360
Speaker 1: car there we'll go down, We'll get some coffee and

608
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:10,600
Speaker 1: some colors and stuff, and we'll see what's happening. Okay,

609
00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:16,040
Speaker 1: it down? Fine? Um, once we get into the actual

610
00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:21,160
Speaker 1: divorce proceedings and the mediation, can you still call me

611
00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:24,640
Speaker 1: Jane Gladwell? I actually do want to keep the last

612
00:37:24,719 --> 00:37:32,080
Speaker 1: name if possible. Well, I mean it's not traditional, it's

613
00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:34,160
Speaker 1: I mean, it's not against the rules to keep your

614
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:37,040
Speaker 1: the last name of your husband. But what if we

615
00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:40,880
Speaker 1: were to change it to something that's very similar like

616
00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:48,320
Speaker 1: god will, good will um? Or what the hell good?

617
00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:52,280
Speaker 1: What's what's? What do you will? How about good? Grade?

618
00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:58,879
Speaker 1: Just double it down? Would have an identity to ask?

619
00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:02,400
Speaker 1: Because what they chosen a name? Yet, I've been in

620
00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:04,520
Speaker 1: here forever. They got to choose a name so we

621
00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:07,160
Speaker 1: can move forward in the story. I'm still stuck in

622
00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:18,880
Speaker 1: the book and I'm dead. And that's let's thank you

623
00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:22,280
Speaker 1: each of our alchemists. See what they're up to. Greig Kikowski,

624
00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:28,960
Speaker 1: Thanks Cole at Kikowski on Twitter, see Kikowski on Instagram. Yeah,

625
00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:31,160
Speaker 1: just follow me on the social media's and see what

626
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:35,120
Speaker 1: I'm up to. It's a new year. It's a blank slate, uh,

627
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:41,520
Speaker 1: which is my way of saying that not much. Jackie Ruthy, Yeah,

628
00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:44,680
Speaker 1: hey guys, thanks for having me, uh same old stuff

629
00:38:44,719 --> 00:38:48,160
Speaker 1: over here, Jackie. I'm at Jackie Ruthy on all my handles.

630
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:50,160
Speaker 1: And if you think you can't spell that last name,

631
00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:55,280
Speaker 1: you're underestimating yourself. You absolutely can. It's right half confidence people.

632
00:38:55,960 --> 00:39:01,359
Speaker 1: Joey Greer Sep thanks for having me. God bless chim

633
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:05,480
Speaker 1: Chum on Instagram. That's my personal So if you want

634
00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:08,960
Speaker 1: to see all all all the personal go there. Check

635
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:12,440
Speaker 1: out alchemy this Instagram. Check out bear Supply at twitch

636
00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:16,040
Speaker 1: dot tv back slosh bs Comedy every Wednesday at eight o'clock.

637
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:18,719
Speaker 1: We'll go for at least ten minutes. Check it out.

638
00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:24,879
Speaker 1: That's true. Chris Alarono Instagram. Chris dash Elarno dot com

639
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:28,920
Speaker 1: the website with the most I mean, I'm talking, I'm

640
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:33,359
Speaker 1: talking yearly updates on that motherfucker, you know what I mean.

641
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:35,839
Speaker 1: And you can see some outdated head shots of mine

642
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:40,279
Speaker 1: and look at a resume that is lacking. Is there

643
00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:50,400
Speaker 1: a blank upcoming gig section? Finally, James eh thanks for

644
00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:55,239
Speaker 1: having me. Bear supply every Wednesday eight pm Pacific Standard time,

645
00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:57,000
Speaker 1: and we will go at least ten minutes. I don't

646
00:39:57,040 --> 00:39:59,759
Speaker 1: think we've ever gone less than an hour though, but

647
00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:04,080
Speaker 1: we'll We guarantee ten minutes of fun. That's the Bear

648
00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:07,560
Speaker 1: supply guarantee. It's printed on T shirts. People. I'm at

649
00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:10,399
Speaker 1: Cool Stratton on Twitter at Stratton Cole on Instagram. Please

650
00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:12,160
Speaker 1: go to s F Sketch Fest dot com. We have

651
00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:14,560
Speaker 1: this big benefit show coming up. It's probably already passed

652
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:17,480
Speaker 1: on j I think there's a good chance to be

653
00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:20,520
Speaker 1: putting this up for rental. It's got tons of amazing

654
00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:22,160
Speaker 1: performers in it, so please go check that out to

655
00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:25,359
Speaker 1: help support the festival. SF sketch Fest dot com. Let's

656
00:40:25,360 --> 00:40:31,319
Speaker 1: thank our amazing engineering producer Doug Bam and the fine

657
00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:36,640
Speaker 1: folks at i heeart Media dot com fumpumpum. Please write

658
00:40:36,680 --> 00:40:39,240
Speaker 1: to us at your name here at alchemy this dot com.

659
00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:44,880
Speaker 1: That's your name here at alchemy this do until next time.