Speaker 1: What they talking about, they talk about them? What they
Speaker 1: talk about they talk about.
Speaker 2: Asking me what I like on my hot dog?
Speaker 1: Oh god, Jack, what do you like on your hot dog?
Speaker 2: Mustard?
Speaker 3: What they talk about they talk about them? What they
Speaker 3: talk about they talk about nothing? What they talk they
Speaker 3: talk they talk about? No, what they talk about someone?
Speaker 2: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, that's that's my a bit.
Speaker 2: That's my favorite part of the whole album. Hey bo
Speaker 2: bot bam type of ship among you wouldn't understand that
Speaker 2: ship rules. Hello the Internet, and welcome to this week
Speaker 2: trand edition of dirt Ally's I guess most catch up?
Speaker 2: Uh shit, my name is Jack, that is my Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm not on TikTok so I didn't know that I
Speaker 2: was stealing a mustard, Joe.
Speaker 4: No, that's anybody heard the album? Make it a video.
Speaker 4: What if I'm the guy screaming.
Speaker 2: Mustard hey hey, hey, hey, hey hey, that's my ship.
Speaker 2: That's the thing that just really stuck with me.
Speaker 1: The beauty of his ship, though it's like it's just
Speaker 1: the weirdest ship. It's not sometimes it's not even a bar.
Speaker 1: It's like, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I love the way to say hey hey, hey, hey.
Speaker 2: Hey, yeah, man, I mean like I was broken for
Speaker 2: a year off of Top of the Morning, Top of
Speaker 2: the Morning, Top of the Morning, Top of the Top,
Speaker 2: Top of the Morning, Top of the Morning. It is Jack,
Speaker 2: and that is Miles. And it is the week of
Speaker 2: Thanksgiving where and we are giving thanks for a Kendrick album.
Speaker 2: And yeah, a big weekend for Broadway fans. Wicked, Yeah,
Speaker 2: Wicked did wickedly well at the box office. Baff o
Speaker 2: bo Miles. Yeah. Also big news in the uh and
Speaker 2: the jay Leno story, the Jay Leno mystery face mystery
Speaker 2: really bigs. No, I wouldn't say we have a break
Speaker 2: in the case. The Internet thought they had a break
Speaker 2: in the case, but for me, the mystery only deepens. Uh.
Speaker 2: We'll get to all that ship in a moment. First,
Speaker 2: we like to let you get to know us a
Speaker 2: little bit better by telling you some stuff we think
Speaker 2: it is underrated, some stuff we think is overrated. Miles.
Speaker 2: What is something that you, sir, I think is underrated?
Speaker 1: Underrated? A decent mal santa. I don't mean like one
Speaker 1: that's like, you know, like a moral human being, but
Speaker 1: someone who who fucking embodies the.
Speaker 2: I don't care if they have a fucking gambling problem.
Speaker 2: They don't have to be decent as well. Man.
Speaker 1: I honestly you probably My thing is, I think to
Speaker 1: be a good Santa you have to be a broken man.
Speaker 2: You gotta got demons. Man.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because the way you like atone is to
Speaker 1: go be a Malsanta and be like, you know what,
Speaker 1: when I put this fucking pillow suit on, I make
Speaker 1: the kids smile and that'll that'll make up for the
Speaker 1: fact that I'm upside down on three cyber truck loans. Okay,
Speaker 1: did some bed shit in my dad? Yeah, neck tattoos,
Speaker 1: don't ask, but yeah. I was at the mallard child
Speaker 1: and dude, this Malsanta. We didn't we didn't go to
Speaker 1: see the mall Santa. We were just walking through to
Speaker 1: We were like with some family, we're gonna go to
Speaker 1: the bowling alley. And we walked by the Santa. This
Speaker 1: dude was like in between kids, so he was just
Speaker 1: kind of sitting like on pause, basically like in his Santa.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and we just.
Speaker 1: Casually just walked by and I was like, oh, look
Speaker 1: there's Santa. This dude locked onto the baby and just
Speaker 1: was like waving, smiling, making the baby laugh. This fool
Speaker 1: is very shy with strangers, and the way he immediately
Speaker 1: was like waving.
Speaker 2: Act and I'm like, yeah, Sanday's.
Speaker 1: Wave, I almost this motherfucker almost made me cry with
Speaker 1: the fucking he had such a twinkle in his goddamn I.
Speaker 4: I could not believe it.
Speaker 1: And then her majesty waves like thank you Santa, like
Speaker 1: it felt like a movie.
Speaker 2: We're like, I know, what's you and.
Speaker 1: Sander like was like waved back and like winked, and I,
Speaker 1: I don't know, like melted all my cynicism for.
Speaker 4: About make a little it did it, It did it.
Speaker 4: It didn't know.
Speaker 1: That's how I don't that it was real.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was gonna send a little speaker just replaced
Speaker 2: your memory of the weekend with a Hallmark movie again.
Speaker 2: But yeah, it sounds like this time it's real.
Speaker 1: And I had long blonde, wavy hair and watchboard.
Speaker 4: I remember it.
Speaker 2: It's just that you wear every time he leaves the house.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's just like wild to actually, because I'm
Speaker 1: so cynical on Santa and ship, but like this motherfucker,
Speaker 1: shout out to you, bro, you fucking killed it. You
Speaker 1: fucking killed it, standing ovation for you.
Speaker 2: I love the give a man, a grown man with
Speaker 2: children being cynical on Santa. Yeah, just like I don't
Speaker 2: believe that shit at all.
Speaker 1: It felt like, yeah, dude, it feels like a fucking
Speaker 1: holiday movie where it's like my whole life. I was
Speaker 1: never one of these Santa kids until forty years. Forty
Speaker 1: years old, I saw some dude at the mall completely
Speaker 1: flip my ship.
Speaker 2: Yeah, your mom and dad are gonna say, there's real Santa.
Speaker 2: Next thing, you're gonna see fucking Home Alone and see
Speaker 2: that there's a guy with a fake beard. It's like
Speaker 2: a six year old's ripping butts.
Speaker 1: That's me. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Next thing, you're gonna read Polar Express and say that
Speaker 2: it's subjective and it's a matter of what I believe.
Speaker 4: Fucked you up?
Speaker 2: The good will.
Speaker 4: Remember when you kid without.
Speaker 2: They talk about the list to your parents, what they
Speaker 2: talk about they talk about all right, My underrated is
Speaker 2: letting a twelve year old boy write a movie, which
Speaker 2: is what I have to assume happened with the film
Speaker 2: of The Bee Keeper, a movie I watched on the
Speaker 2: flight to see my parents. I'm in I'm out of state.
Speaker 2: I'm in Florida and the capital of America. The capital
Speaker 2: of America. America is a new capital. The bee Keeper,
Speaker 2: Great plane movie. So the good guy's motivated to kill
Speaker 2: people because those people are mean to grandparents.
Speaker 4: Wait, I'm sorry, Oh is this that State Them movie?
Speaker 2: Yeah, the Stath and Beeple.
Speaker 4: For a second, I was thinking like Aquila and the
Speaker 4: b type kids movie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, like twelve year old. I guess me as
Speaker 2: a twelve year old when I had like seen die
Speaker 2: Hard and all I can like, if I tried to
Speaker 2: write die Hard as a twelve year old, this is
Speaker 2: what you can't like. They Yeah, they're people who are
Speaker 2: mean to grandparents. The grandparent is so wild. The movie
Speaker 2: opens with like him. He's he's a bee keeper for
Speaker 2: an old woman Felicia Rischad and missus Huck's herself and
Speaker 2: these people steal her money, they like hack her, and
Speaker 2: she's just confused because she's like, I'm with computers. And
Speaker 2: then she just fucking blows her brains out with a gun,
Speaker 2: like they just find her because like she got cleaned out,
Speaker 2: which is wild. Anyways, he's motivated to kill people because
Speaker 2: they're mean to grandparents, Like that's their whole thing is
Speaker 2: like we gotta fucking drain these olds. The bad guy
Speaker 2: ends up being not the President but the president spoiled son. Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 2: he won't use guns on people who are shooting at him.
Speaker 2: But like it's never established really, I mean I watched
Speaker 2: this like in and out of sleep, so maybe it
Speaker 2: is established, but it feels like it's just like because yeah,
Speaker 2: why like just batman rules like and also he but
Speaker 2: it's not like he's doing it in a kind like
Speaker 2: out of kindness. He kills them in like far more
Speaker 2: brutal and horrifying ways. Singers are cut off, people are
Speaker 2: like tied to cars that are then just like it
Speaker 2: is a little bit like the Santa skit in I
Speaker 2: think you should leave where it's just wanton violence. I
Speaker 2: also half suspect the producers were like make a B
Speaker 2: movie like B. Me and the twelve year old only
Speaker 2: realized what they were talking about halfway through because it
Speaker 2: like doesn't really make sense that he's a bee keeper.
Speaker 1: Like it's just like his cover story is like a
Speaker 1: hitman kind of.
Speaker 2: Bee keeper, yes, but like beekeeper is a code name
Speaker 2: for like the worst best assassins that the CIA has
Speaker 2: access to. Oh okay, but also he's retired one of those,
Speaker 2: but then the thing he does in retirement is being
Speaker 2: a literal bee keeper like then who then puts like
Speaker 2: B metaphors on everything. They're like worried he's trying to
Speaker 2: target the main bad guy because something with like queens
Speaker 2: giving birth to defective offsprings. They think, like the main
Speaker 2: bad guy is son of the president as established, and
Speaker 2: they're like, he's gonna go after the president because the queen.
Speaker 2: It's the queen's fault if there's a defective drone in
Speaker 2: the like this fucking heavy labored metaphor that I honestly
Speaker 2: just think they were like, make a B movie. They
Speaker 2: came back with this draft and he they were like no,
Speaker 2: but fine, But yeah, it's just it's that genre of
Speaker 2: movies like with the Equalizer. Have you seen those the
Speaker 2: Denzel Washington movies, like where a guy walks into a room, Yeah,
Speaker 2: and like just the room is full of like nine
Speaker 2: people with machine guns and you know they're all gonna
Speaker 2: die in like different creative ways.
Speaker 1: Somehow they're all not shooting simultaneously to kill the guy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I wait my turn to get my neck broken.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, and like there yeah, it's always like he's
Speaker 2: like hey, drops his gun. He's like, I just I'm
Speaker 2: about to kill you, but I'm to make it fair.
Speaker 1: He's like, I'll give y'all a head start. Yeah, I'll
Speaker 1: count down from ten and they're like what and then
Speaker 1: just start smacking me. Yeah, yeah, okay, I like that.
Speaker 2: It kind of like fucked me out. Whoever wrote the
Speaker 2: movie has like a jumping through glass windows fetish, which
Speaker 2: I suppose like all twelve year olds sort of have,
Speaker 2: but so many people dive through and are thrown through
Speaker 2: pane glass windows and doors that Like then I was
Speaker 2: walking through the Miami Airport and there was like a
Speaker 2: situation where we were stopped at a glass door and
Speaker 2: I was just like, man, one of these metal dividers
Speaker 2: and smashed.
Speaker 1: Through that, Like what if I just throw my ass
Speaker 1: through this thing?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like truly, like yeah then you were just dust
Speaker 2: off some candy glass off your shoulder. And yeah. But
Speaker 2: I highly recommend The Beekeeper as a as a plane
Speaker 2: movie and also just not overthinking your plane, your plane,
Speaker 2: your kids like it. Yeah, they were big fans, so
Speaker 2: use that guy's job owned to kill the other guy.
Speaker 2: That was crazy.
Speaker 1: To be so scary.
Speaker 2: What's some of the things overrated? Mind y.
Speaker 1: Okay, So modern modern nursery rhymes, I gotta say, because
Speaker 1: like the new bangers from people like Miss Rachel and
Speaker 1: Miss Houston he the black Miss Rachel are they're just
Speaker 1: like easy melodies that are tolerable by parents where you're like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like a fun thing. But I just heard like
Speaker 1: an ancient white people nursery.
Speaker 2: Rhyme that I had never heard before, and it.
Speaker 1: Child cultural exchange moment. Okay, have you do you know
Speaker 1: the one she saw knock at the door?
Speaker 2: No, so not all of us are ancient.
Speaker 1: Do ancient ancient white people's nursery rhymes? Apparently this is popular,
Speaker 1: So this is how I The version that they do
Speaker 1: it is see saw knock at the door?
Speaker 4: Who's their grandpa? What do you want a bottle of wine?
Speaker 2: Hey, get out of here? You're drunk?
Speaker 4: And that's it.
Speaker 2: That's it. Really, that's the fucking nursery rhyme.
Speaker 1: But you just kind of play with a baby, like
Speaker 1: holding their arms and kind of like mimicking seesaw motions
Speaker 1: or like like you're doing like a two man saw.
Speaker 1: And I was like, what the fuck is this?
Speaker 4: What does this even mean?
Speaker 1: S saw knock at the door, who's their grandpa? What
Speaker 1: do you want a bottle of wine?
Speaker 4: Get out of here, you drunk.
Speaker 2: I get the feeling that this was not passed down
Speaker 2: to me because I come from a long line of
Speaker 2: drunks who found it offensive, So why should we look
Speaker 2: out into it?
Speaker 1: The original is called like seesaw something g seesaw Marjorie
Speaker 1: daw or whatever. It's from like the seventeenth like eighteenth
Speaker 1: century in England, Marjorie dah. It goes the originals see
Speaker 1: saw knock at the door, who's their grandpa?
Speaker 4: What do you want a bottle of the beer? Where's
Speaker 4: your money in my pocket? Where's your pocket in my pants?
Speaker 1: Where's your pants?
Speaker 4: I left them home? Get out of here?
Speaker 2: What's it's It's gotta reveal that the guy's not wearing
Speaker 2: ain't pants.
Speaker 4: I'm like, yo, what kind of fucking.
Speaker 1: Song is this?
Speaker 2: Mike twitson video interview reveal.
Speaker 1: Shit I'm saying with Miss Rachel's like red, orange, yellow, green,
Speaker 1: like that kind of shit. This one is about like
Speaker 1: some pants, as drunk is hitting up a bunch of
Speaker 1: kids who are playing on the street and hits them
Speaker 1: up for beer, and it's your grandpa. But Also, these
Speaker 1: kids clearly are them boys because they're out here transacting.
Speaker 1: If the first response to someone be like hey, let
Speaker 1: me get it, like let me get a thing is
Speaker 1: where's your money at? I'm like, what is this situation?
Speaker 1: Like you're the grandkids are like bottle running as children,
Speaker 1: like running cover, like on the playground, like the wire,
Speaker 1: like they ain't playing catch with that tennis ball, Like
Speaker 1: what is what is this? So it just blew my
Speaker 1: mid and I just didn't the stuff like I heard
Speaker 1: in Japanese like about an elephant and like, oh wow,
Speaker 1: your nose is so long, mister, and so is my mom.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this was.
Speaker 4: Like Heroin like wake him up, hit him with narcan.
Speaker 4: I'm like, what is this ship?
Speaker 2: Seesaw? Like I'm assuming that's like he's like waving back
Speaker 2: and forth like it would.
Speaker 1: Say as they were on a seesaw. That's how the song,
Speaker 1: that's why Seesaw is in it. But again, this is
Speaker 1: like evolved in Menu Zigang. Let me know if y'all
Speaker 1: have versions of this thing too, because apparently like this
Speaker 1: isn't a this is like a known thing. I just
Speaker 1: never heard of this ship before, and I thought it
Speaker 1: was so funny.
Speaker 2: It's just paints such a bleak image of what life
Speaker 2: was like, where it was just a common thing for
Speaker 2: old men to show up stat in the house try
Speaker 2: to be like, it's your grandpa, what do you want?
Speaker 2: They might believe it or they might not. But also
Speaker 2: like the way to score booze at the time was
Speaker 2: to just go and try and pay children to steal
Speaker 2: booze from their parents. Yeah, but you got no money though,
Speaker 2: because you got money, you've got no pants. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Here it ends with just like either way, it ends
Speaker 1: with abruptly being like just get just fuck off, man,
Speaker 1: you're fucking drunk.
Speaker 2: Hey man, the fuck out of here.
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ shutsa Marjorie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't usually have like some feeling that I'm
Speaker 2: you know, the Reincarnated song on the New Kendrick album
Speaker 2: where you're talking about past lives like this one actually
Speaker 2: resonates with me. Yeah, you know this is like I
Speaker 2: can I've been there. I've been in this place where
Speaker 2: you're going door to door trying to trick children into
Speaker 2: giving you a bottle of a bottle.
Speaker 4: It's grandpa, it's grandpa, kid.
Speaker 2: All right, And it's like believable because nobody's grandparents lived
Speaker 2: to be little. There's like I've never seen my grandpa.
Speaker 2: Sure might as well, do you beer? All right? My
Speaker 2: overrated athletes doing the Trump dance. I heard that Nick Bosa,
Speaker 2: who is like a famous maga, like the only openly
Speaker 2: maga guy in the NFL, was doing this in a
Speaker 2: recent game. But like when you look at the clip,
Speaker 2: it's like his teammates start doing it and then they're like,
Speaker 2: come on, do the thing that you always do, and
Speaker 2: then he starts doing it, but they like encourage him
Speaker 2: because they're like buddies. And I was hoping that was it,
Speaker 2: but there's apparently like Christian polistic, yeah did it? After
Speaker 2: is an American soccer.
Speaker 1: Player him up on the internet. They're calling him Diego
Speaker 1: Maga Donna.
Speaker 4: An NRA mar.
Speaker 1: For doing that stupid shit.
Speaker 2: Yeah man guy, which I guess, like I feel like
Speaker 2: it'd be rare for an MMA fighter not to be
Speaker 2: a Trump supporter. But there just seems to be this
Speaker 2: moment where, like I don't know, I'm hearing people like
Speaker 2: even comedians are like who I don't think are like
Speaker 2: Trump supporters will be like, hey, you gotta admit Trump
Speaker 2: is funny, which I guess in some ways, like he's
Speaker 2: funny to laugh at, but then there's like this undercurrent,
Speaker 2: even like in the mainstream media where it just feels
Speaker 2: like he's been normalized and they're like, people think Trump's
Speaker 2: funny and we shouldn't take all this so seriously, which
Speaker 2: I'd be like, if.
Speaker 1: The guy's dancing to it, I think we should just
Speaker 1: let's turn our bodies into a red carpet for fascism and.
Speaker 4: Let it roll on in.
Speaker 2: Okay, cool, I don't know. I feel like it's gonna
Speaker 2: look bad. And in the documentaries in twenty to thirty, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Of course, of course. But these people have no context.
Speaker 1: And I'm sure even for the teammates of Nick boser
Speaker 1: Boss or whatever, it's their money kind of keeps them
Speaker 1: in a different headspace where they're.
Speaker 4: Like, yeah, this is kind of fun.
Speaker 2: Sure, it's my teammate, it's my man, come me, I'm forty. Anyways,
Speaker 2: those are some things we thinks underrated, overrated. Let's take
Speaker 2: a quick break. We'll come back and talk about the news.
Speaker 4: Who's their grandpa?
Speaker 2: And we're back.
Speaker 1: We're back.
Speaker 2: Anything else on the Kendrick album, You just loving it?
Speaker 1: I just I think I did it.
Speaker 4: Once all the way through the second it came out.
Speaker 1: Then I started spot picking, you know, just track, like
Speaker 1: going back to tracks I remember, and then tonight I'm
Speaker 1: gonna listen to it again now that like most people
Speaker 1: have lyrics up that I can read along and just
Speaker 1: kind of use my reading and listening comprehension simultaneous. But
Speaker 1: I really like it. I just like that he's just
Speaker 1: he's he's wrapped it and he's even like letting you know,
Speaker 1: He's like, this isn't like mister Morale type stuff.
Speaker 2: It's very poppy. It sounds great.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I love the GNX of it all too.
Speaker 1: Like his whole thing is like I think it's in
Speaker 1: is it in TV off? Yeah, when he starts off saying,
Speaker 1: I'll ever wanted was a Black Grand National? Fuck being
Speaker 1: rational given what they ask for, Like the whole thing
Speaker 1: of like this, the Grand National is such a og
Speaker 1: like west car, like just a car car, like a
Speaker 1: hood car.
Speaker 2: Yea.
Speaker 1: And he's not on some Lamborghini Ferrari shit. He's like,
Speaker 1: let's get back to it, and like you hear a
Speaker 1: lot of the anecdotes about how he wanted just some
Speaker 1: like West Coast bouncy kind of stuff and it delivers
Speaker 1: on that. So I'm yeah, I really like it. And
Speaker 1: a lot of stuff feels evolutionarily like downstream of Tupac
Speaker 1: that I really enjoyed.
Speaker 4: So yeah, I'm I'm liking it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, me too, I do. I do love the weird moments,
Speaker 2: but I feel like those just stand out the first
Speaker 2: couple listens through and the rest of it is good.
Speaker 2: I feel like a Kendrick album, It's always like about this.
Speaker 2: Listen through, I'm like, Okay, this is actually my favorite song.
Speaker 2: But yeah, yeah, my favorite song. Yeah, I do think
Speaker 2: it's a loser shit that he's not after a Lambeau.
Speaker 2: Get on your grind ship, Kendrick, come on, it should be.
Speaker 2: But it's ns right, all right. We have an update
Speaker 2: kind of on the Jay Leno theory. Is it the mob?
Speaker 4: Is it a death wish?
Speaker 2: I'm I'm so confused. So the most important news story
Speaker 2: in America right now clearly uh the mystery of what
Speaker 2: happened to Jay Leno's fucked up face. One person on
Speaker 2: the Pittsburgh subreddit has offered a straightforward explanation that does
Speaker 2: not involve mafia violence or clandestine Pennsylvanian Illuminati ceremonies. Unfortunately,
Speaker 2: it also doesn't involve making the thing make more sense,
Speaker 2: so we're okay. So his theory Inside Edition aired footage
Speaker 2: of the wrong hill. If you the Inside Edition report
Speaker 2: that came out the day after, they showed a hill
Speaker 2: next to the Hampton Inn, is that what it is?
Speaker 2: That is like, not, it doesn't really look like a hill,
Speaker 2: it doesn't have a restaurant on the other side of it,
Speaker 2: and this person basically, I guess you should always be
Speaker 2: a little wary when someone on Reddit refers to their
Speaker 2: own journalism and their journalism is just searching something on
Speaker 2: Google Maps and then circling it in MS paint.
Speaker 1: Hey, hey, that's journalism, man, based on what we're seeing now,
Speaker 1: I did my own journalism too with Google Maps.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so.
Speaker 2: It's basically like they got it wrong. There's more information,
Speaker 2: like there's a fan flicked it up with Leno at
Speaker 2: a CVS, which is like between these restaurants in the hotel,
Speaker 2: where he looked like even more fucked up than I've
Speaker 2: seen him look before. Oh God. Also like the owner
Speaker 2: of the local restaurant that he supposedly went to, which
Speaker 2: is a sports bar, was like Jay Leno did not
Speaker 2: come in here, and then the owner of a restaurant
Speaker 2: that is not downhill from the hotel was like, no,
Speaker 2: he came here right after the ass whooping, whatever the
Speaker 2: ass whooping was. So people are like, all right, So
Speaker 2: either his story completely falls apart, or the owner of
Speaker 2: one restaurant is lying and saying Leno was there to
Speaker 2: like sell more chicken palm, and then the owner of
Speaker 2: the sports bar is lying to cover up that Leno
Speaker 2: was actually there.
Speaker 1: So okay, So what we do know is he went
Speaker 1: to a CVS that was near the sports bar. That's
Speaker 1: where he bought the eye patch, and that's where he
Speaker 1: flicked it up with the fan. But then it's it's
Speaker 1: it's after that that we don't know. It's presumed that
Speaker 1: he hit the CVS first and then went to dine after.
Speaker 2: Maybe potentially that is theory.
Speaker 1: And we have two places, one who said he wasn't
Speaker 1: here and the other saying yes, he was here.
Speaker 2: But the one that's saying he wasn't there was that
Speaker 2: was next to the sports bar that he allegedly didn't
Speaker 2: go into. And wow, I don't know, like it just
Speaker 2: also the main thing that is kind of strange to
Speaker 2: me is that the hill they're pointing to is tiny.
Speaker 2: It's like much smaller than the one that I had
Speaker 2: in mind. Yeah, he said it was sixty feet and
Speaker 2: he hit lots of rocks on the way down, and
Speaker 2: it's just like a grassy knoll. There have been a
Speaker 2: lot of grassy old jokes. And also the new picture
Speaker 2: of him in CVS looks far more fucked up than
Speaker 2: like what I'd seen before, Like the one where like
Speaker 2: his half his face is purple. It just looks like
Speaker 2: he has like weird purple makeup on half his face.
Speaker 2: But this one is just like he looks like, Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's like a black guy like pop I would get
Speaker 2: after being socked by Blue Doo.
Speaker 1: It looks like, yeah, he caught like a line drive
Speaker 1: off a softball.
Speaker 4: Straight to his eye.
Speaker 2: Yeah, straight movie black eye. Yeah, got punched in the
Speaker 2: face by the Hulk.
Speaker 1: Like, it can't be just black paint on your eye
Speaker 1: like a dog's eye spot, is it? Like? Yeah?
Speaker 4: No, no, that that kind of is what it looks like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So I'm on back. I'm back on board with
Speaker 2: the Illuminati. Shit. I think I think there's more going
Speaker 2: on here than anybody cares to admit.
Speaker 4: Welcome home, Jack, Welcome to Black Eye Club.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean what they Yeah, what they tell they on,
Speaker 3: what they talk about, they they I can't even say
Speaker 3: what they talk about. They talk about nothing.
Speaker 1: I had to rely on all my trumpet playing, double
Speaker 1: tonguing and triple tonguing skills.
Speaker 4: What they talk on, dal about, what they talk about,
Speaker 4: what they know?
Speaker 1: What they and it starts falling apart, like on you,
Speaker 1: like fuck fuck funk anyway? Good for Well now, I'm
Speaker 1: it's that hill though. That's what makes it even harder
Speaker 1: to believe, is that hill is not He describes a
Speaker 1: sixty to seventy feet even if you're like from the
Speaker 1: parking lot to the top straight vertically, that maybe looks
Speaker 1: like twenty five feet. And I know there's rise versus
Speaker 1: run if you're talking all geometry, so maybe that thing
Speaker 1: is a little bit.
Speaker 4: But come on, I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 2: It just seems it seems. And it's also a grassy hill.
Speaker 2: And he's like, I hit like five rocks on the
Speaker 2: way down. It's like each one hitting your left eye.
Speaker 4: Someone go and take a photo right now.
Speaker 2: Put on some hot internet research is not getting it done. Go.
Speaker 1: I think we need to go jack fuck it, I know,
Speaker 1: but yeah, we'll be like, yo, y'all, let's all meet
Speaker 1: at the hamp over here and just let's figure this
Speaker 1: out together.
Speaker 2: Sorry, babe, I know I was supposed to be home
Speaker 2: for Thanksgiving, but duty calls yeah right in the.
Speaker 1: Editor as all right, Yes, we are picturing Homer falling
Speaker 1: into the gorge it is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what Well, No, I'm not picturing that. I
Speaker 2: feel like that is what jay Leno was just trying
Speaker 2: when he came up with his excuse his home.
Speaker 4: Yeah, falling into just as easily he goes.
Speaker 1: He takes one step, He's wearing some like weird leather
Speaker 1: soled shoe, goes whoa, and then his first impact is
Speaker 1: face smashing into something and then going down.
Speaker 2: I've done this excuse before. Yeah, and it was not
Speaker 2: truetage on my eye. You know that that is, in fact,
Speaker 2: not what happened. But that is what I told work.
Speaker 1: So what good is all this surveillance If we can't
Speaker 1: even get like video of jay Leno.
Speaker 4: Getting tanged up by some mafia people on video? What
Speaker 4: is the fucking point?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like pulled into a white van.
Speaker 1: That's how I would feel safer if you want to
Speaker 1: push the whole safety issue about serving them, like, well,
Speaker 1: then let's find the people who attack Jay Leno.
Speaker 2: That's the only way I'll feel safe because yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: I'm a ring camera truther until I see that Jay
Speaker 1: Leno getting beaten up by the mom and I don't care.
Speaker 1: I don't care.
Speaker 2: Let's talk about Matt Gates. He's this is another one
Speaker 2: that feels like there's something going on here that beyond
Speaker 2: what I understand. Uh, maybe not, but he So he
Speaker 2: went from being the presumed presumptive Attorney General nominee to
Speaker 2: being on cameo charging five hundred dollars a video in
Speaker 2: two days. Two days he went from being the nominee
Speaker 2: it was announced actually no longer the nominee, and now
Speaker 2: he is selling birthday greetings on the same app as
Speaker 2: Greg from Darman and Greg, which no shade to Greg.
Speaker 2: Honest work if you can get it. Let's g Greg
Speaker 2: from Darmin Greg.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what was his name? That's what he's called, Oh,
Speaker 1: Greg from Darman and Greg. Yeah, okay, Coolms. Gibson, little
Speaker 1: boy Tommy Gibbs to his biodes went to Juilliard. You
Speaker 1: went to Juilliard to be fucking Greg from Darma and
Speaker 1: Greg Dude, what the fuck?
Speaker 2: Oh man? All right, sorry, sitcom money and the nineties.
Speaker 1: You know, I know that shit was a Yeah, my
Speaker 1: uncle Will worked as the first director on Dharmagreg, so
Speaker 1: I should I'm gonna shut the fuck up now.
Speaker 2: Uh. So, his bio does note that his nomination didn't
Speaker 2: work out and that he once fired the House Speaker.
Speaker 2: Seems like he's missing a couple details there. Uh dude,
Speaker 2: that reads like a shitty hinge dating profile. I served
Speaker 2: in Congress. Trump nominated me to be US Attorney General.
Speaker 2: Parentheses that didn't work out once I fired the House speaker.
Speaker 1: It sounds like from people I know are on dating apps,
Speaker 1: like they kind of like you want to come up
Speaker 1: with this like snappy ship, and you're like suiting Congress
Speaker 1: could have been ag fired the fucking speaker. Yeah. Yeah. Also,
Speaker 1: I'm kind of like a fucking bad guy anyway, kind
Speaker 1: of a bad guy, no.
Speaker 2: Like really bad, Like you should children from him, like literally, yeah,
Speaker 2: straight up more, I'm a piece of ship. I saw
Speaker 2: some headline this weekend that was like Matt Gates's bad
Speaker 2: boy reputation finally catches up to him. I was like,
Speaker 2: bad boy, leg did he.
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 4: That's that boy.
Speaker 1: That's the only context where you're yeah, yeah, the sex krim.
Speaker 1: You're alluding to something much larger and more nefarious.
Speaker 2: Cameo encourages people hiring Gates to get creative with your request,
Speaker 2: which seems like a risky suggestion, but yeah, just in
Speaker 2: case you're wondering how pathetic the videos are. He congratulated
Speaker 2: one lawyer on becoming partner, while admitting that his legal
Speaker 2: career took a bit of a different turn this last week.
Speaker 4: Oh god, hey, Tarah, it's Matt Gates. Your friend Jordan
Speaker 4: wanted to send yo, what's with his eyes?
Speaker 5: Iss for making partner at your law firm. Everyone's super
Speaker 5: proud of you. And look, I know your politics and mine.
Speaker 5: I'm not them. I cannot get past his half open eyes.
Speaker 2: Also there he was about to be like, I know
Speaker 2: your politics of mine don't exactly line up. So this
Speaker 2: is like a Democrat like sending this to their friend
Speaker 2: as like a funny. So this is like the Trump dance.
Speaker 2: This is like, ah, get it, it's fun It's funny.
Speaker 1: In the end, yeah line specifically, but you know, because
Speaker 1: you know, like I guess the there's a thing called
Speaker 1: statutory rape, and for me, I just call it being
Speaker 1: a player. But player anyway, congrats or whatever.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yikes, yikes, yikes, that makes sense.
Speaker 2: I guess he got one request to seemingly order predator
Speaker 2: strikes on his enemies, which is funny mainly because he
Speaker 2: keeps saying the word predator over and over again. I'm
Speaker 2: assuming that that just slipped by his internal sensor. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 2: but yeah, he's following in the proud footsteps of Rudy
Speaker 2: Giuliani George Santos. But like he doesn't need the money,
Speaker 2: like he his dad has an estimated fortune of thirty
Speaker 2: five million dollars. His brother in law co founded what's
Speaker 2: it called. Isn't like Palmer Lucky. He's the guy who
Speaker 2: like maybe oh yeah, ocul, yeah, Oculus. Yeah, yeah, he
Speaker 2: has a bunch of money. So I don't it, Like
Speaker 2: I really he went to cameo like it was part
Speaker 2: of a playbook, you know. Yeah, Like it was like
Speaker 2: I think, so, first thing you're gonna need to do,
Speaker 2: and then now that you've been fired from the job,
Speaker 2: you've dreamed of your whole life before you even got
Speaker 2: a chance to like get interviewed for it. So first
Speaker 2: step rehab image rehab, go to Cameo and start doing
Speaker 2: birthday messages where they try and trick you into saying
Speaker 2: incriminating shit.
Speaker 1: Same predator, predator, predator over, or you just get enough
Speaker 1: that you can just frank in bite the words around
Speaker 1: it and be like, Hi, it's Matt Gates. I'm a
Speaker 1: prolific predator and you should be warned stay away from
Speaker 1: me because I am a predator. Yeah, I mean it
Speaker 1: makes sense more in the sense like you're never gonna
Speaker 1: make the most money on Cameo unless you do it
Speaker 1: right away. So I get that part unless you're some
Speaker 1: kind of like you know, cult TV like character showing
Speaker 1: up there, but also like it's just I for me,
Speaker 1: it just strikes me as this place where like attention
Speaker 1: starved narcissists go to like just get that last couple
Speaker 1: hits a dopamine from being recognized, and you know, it's
Speaker 1: basically I feel like it's the website version of that
Speaker 1: pickup truck in Boogie Knights where Dirk Tigler hops in
Speaker 1: on New Year's even plays a game of Faster, Harder
Speaker 1: Right just to just to get something happening again.
Speaker 2: But it takes a while for him to fall that far,
Speaker 2: you know, yeah, yeah, Like I don't know.
Speaker 1: I I think that this other thing too, is it
Speaker 1: probably helps with your relevance too, because now all the
Speaker 1: talk is like what's he gonna pivot to?
Speaker 4: Like could he take Rubio's senate seat?
Speaker 1: Is he maybe gonna run for Deysantis' like governorship? Who knows?
Speaker 1: And maybe this is a way to'd be like, hey,
Speaker 1: I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm still Matt Gates.
Speaker 1: Like let's maybe it's better that this worries are about
Speaker 1: the cameos than talking about the fashion he's because all
Speaker 1: these like sex trafficking allegations against him.
Speaker 2: For the Dirk Diggler metaphor, it would be like if
Speaker 2: the first bad thing that happened in Dirk Diggler's career,
Speaker 2: he just like sprinted to that car with a bag
Speaker 2: smile on his face and started jagging off proudly, like
Speaker 2: right away next day after this first movie like flops,
Speaker 2: there's still.
Speaker 4: A few steps here.
Speaker 2: I'm down.
Speaker 4: Sorry, this spy says a lot more about me than anything.
Speaker 2: All Right, let's take a quick break and we'll be
Speaker 2: back to talk about Wicked and We're back, and Wicked
Speaker 2: did really well at the box office over the weekend.
Speaker 2: A Gladiator two came in below domestic box office expectations.
Speaker 4: But still Or two did below.
Speaker 2: It did fifty five million domestically, and I think they
Speaker 2: were saying sixty one, but it was still like a
Speaker 2: big It was Ridley Scott's biggest opening ever, I think,
Speaker 2: and globally because it had been released last week, it's
Speaker 2: already like made its money back. It's like two hundred
Speaker 2: something million. Cool, although I think production budget was two
Speaker 2: hundred and fifty million Jesus marketing budget, So I don't
Speaker 2: know if it's in the clear just.
Speaker 4: Yet, but yeah, yeah, it'll be all right if they
Speaker 4: it was a good week.
Speaker 2: It was like the best weekend for the box office
Speaker 2: of the year or you know, with with those two combined,
Speaker 2: I think it was like ten.
Speaker 1: Years since they had since this kind of money had
Speaker 1: been made in a Thanksgiving Festive week or some headline era.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and this was the best that a movie
Speaker 2: had ever done. Wicked was the best movie you'd ever done.
Speaker 1: Over the holiday that mall where I saw Santat there's
Speaker 1: a movie theater there. Yeah, motherfuckers were fucking all they
Speaker 1: were all trying to get into that movie theater, Like yeah,
Speaker 1: it definitely felt I remember we were there, like what
Speaker 1: the fuck's going on? Like, oh, it's Gladiator and Wicked,
Speaker 1: that's what's happening. Yeah.
Speaker 2: It really goes against a couple trends that we'd been seeing.
Speaker 2: One is like origin story you know that hasn't traditionally
Speaker 2: done well, like find out how the Wicked Witch got
Speaker 2: those flying monkeys, not like not that that was the
Speaker 2: pitch on the surface. And the other was like openly
Speaker 2: just being like, yeah, we're a fucking musical, Like yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: we can't do anything about that. Come watch our music.
Speaker 4: So we're one of the most beloved musicals, so like.
Speaker 2: Just cultural. Yeah, like even if you haven't even if
Speaker 2: you aren't up on Wicked, you've like heard people raving
Speaker 2: about Wicked, you're like curious about and like it's a
Speaker 2: pretty straightforward premise of like what if the Wicked Witch
Speaker 2: was the main care? So I get why I did well.
Speaker 2: I think my favorite thing that I saw this weekend
Speaker 2: was also related to Wicked, and that was the interview.
Speaker 2: I think it must have It must have happened a
Speaker 2: couple of weeks ago, but it was any Line with
Speaker 2: the release of Wicked, and it was Cynthia Rivo and
Speaker 2: Ariana Grande doing an interview without magazine, where the interviewer
Speaker 2: was like, people are holding space for what the gravity?
Speaker 2: What's the thing? Define gravity? And the reaction we should
Speaker 2: just play the audio. It's if you haven't seen it, it's.
Speaker 1: For you to check out.
Speaker 3: I've seen this week people are taking the lyrics of
Speaker 3: defining gravity and really holding space with that and feeling.
Speaker 1: Power in that.
Speaker 2: I didn't know that that was happening.
Speaker 3: I've seen it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's really helpful.
Speaker 2: That's why I.
Speaker 4: Wouldn't yeh finger grab. She's doing a little flute solo
Speaker 4: on her index.
Speaker 2: How widespread.
Speaker 1: But you know, I am in queer media, so.
Speaker 2: That's my what what are people? I mean?
Speaker 1: Like, I get that the whole hadence of this conversation
Speaker 1: is like very odd too, and it feels like, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: it's very whispery.
Speaker 2: The shock by her being like, wow, I can't believe
Speaker 2: they're holding space, but it's like such a vague term
Speaker 2: I feel like is part of the fun. Ariana Grande
Speaker 2: wordlessly being there and basically reacting how I would act
Speaker 2: if someone sitting next to me was just informed that
Speaker 2: their dad blew up in like a turkey friar accident.
Speaker 2: She just like holds her hand like you would just
Speaker 2: grab my finger for you, but she grabs grab your
Speaker 2: index finger, but.
Speaker 4: Then starts doing like a little little tike.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's like an ASMR aspect to it. I think
Speaker 2: the vague nature of the phrase people are holding space
Speaker 2: for and the fact that the response is that is
Speaker 2: exactly what I was hoping for. The interviewer then pulling
Speaker 2: the rug out and being like, I've seen a couple
Speaker 2: posts saying that, which is just such an honest thing
Speaker 2: to say to a celebrity after blowing them away with
Speaker 2: a compliment, being like the two posts I've seen.
Speaker 4: All right, I didn't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if I got to expand on that, like I
Speaker 1: think I saw it somewhere, I mana dreamed it up.
Speaker 4: All right, Well, that's so funny.
Speaker 2: It does make a little bit more sense when you
Speaker 2: know that it was the interview happened two days after
Speaker 2: the election, and so she was saying, like, you know,
Speaker 2: this week, as everyone is going through hell, I've seen
Speaker 2: multiple queer people say they're identifying with getting strength from
Speaker 2: the message of that song at an extremely trying time,
Speaker 2: and then it like makes a little more sense. I
Speaker 2: still do stand by as a great piece of media.
Speaker 1: I'm just thinking of that piccolo solo, that finger index finger. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can hear the piccolo and stars and stripes forever. Yeah,
Speaker 1: at the very end of it. Yeah.
Speaker 2: The other like version of this headline I've seen is
Speaker 2: like glicked fails to reach Barbenheimer Heights. She's just like
Speaker 2: that ship was going to happen. I don't no cares.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you, Hollywood, you just made a bunch of fucking
Speaker 1: money off of your movies that is recycled IP so great.
Speaker 2: Aren't you happy? Can't you ever be happy?
Speaker 4: But they're like, oh, but it wasn't like when God
Speaker 4: created Earth.
Speaker 1: It's like, what do you mean, dude, that's such a
Speaker 1: weird bar, like and it's mythical with this bar You're fine, dude,
Speaker 1: you make your money, go ahead. Yeah, they're just not
Speaker 1: the same. I think it's the fact that one is
Speaker 1: a musical that makes it really difficult, because that already
Speaker 1: like that energizes people in a very very specific way
Speaker 1: and also has people being like no, no, no, man,
Speaker 1: Like if it's if you'all are out here being like
Speaker 1: it's a musical, Like some people are just not into that, but.
Speaker 4: Hey, whatever, it ain't Barbenheimer and that's okay. That's okay Hollywood,
Speaker 4: And like.
Speaker 2: I I feel like, do you feel like a lot
Speaker 2: of the success of Barbenheimer was people being like, I'm
Speaker 2: doing the Barbenheimer challenge? Yeah, because it was stupid, you know,
Speaker 2: like you think people really like, we're driving because I
Speaker 2: want to see both those movies, because I wanted to
Speaker 2: see both those movies?
Speaker 4: Did you see them back to back?
Speaker 1: Though?
Speaker 4: You did it double?
Speaker 2: That's what I mean. I guess a lot of people did. Right.
Speaker 1: That was like the mythology though, where that people were
Speaker 1: gonna go do the barbin An.
Speaker 2: Extra value mel Yeah, and like remember because we were
Speaker 2: even like.
Speaker 1: Which would you see first? Like a do you do
Speaker 1: a Oppenheimer a mouse boosh? And then you bring it
Speaker 1: up with Barbie? You just like what's the order? And
Speaker 1: I think that's what got people really into the idea
Speaker 1: that's this could potentially be a double feature that people
Speaker 1: were gonna do, yeah, rather than like two movies that
Speaker 1: you'd want to see coming out on the same weekend,
Speaker 1: which is like fine, that used to happen like in
Speaker 1: the heyday of the late nineties.
Speaker 2: Right, right, two good movies. How do we smash their
Speaker 2: names together badly? It turns out?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: And finally, Marjorie Taylor Green is talking about what she's
Speaker 2: going to do to fix government spending and includes cutting
Speaker 2: back on toilets and sex apps.
Speaker 4: Oh that's show them.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Cutting recently reported that she will be working directly
Speaker 2: with the new DOGE, the Government Efficiency Crypto Promotions Department
Speaker 2: run by Elon Musk and Vivek. She went on Fox
Speaker 2: News on Sunday to explain what she has in mind
Speaker 2: for trimming government spending, and it included defunding MPR, which
Speaker 2: standard you know, standard talking you know how much this is.
Speaker 1: Guys, at least do some basic search, like on how
Speaker 1: any of this works, because I know you want to say, oh, man,
Speaker 1: fuck NPR, blah blah blah blah blah. That dude, we've
Speaker 1: gone through this before. It's like at most five percent
Speaker 1: of their budget comes from the federal government.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I get.
Speaker 1: I guess that's one of those things where a lot
Speaker 1: of the shit they're saying, like whether it's related to
Speaker 1: like mass deportation things. It's things that you want to
Speaker 1: say out loud and you're like, yeah, and we're gonna
Speaker 1: do that. But then on the on the other hand,
Speaker 1: you have like the entire farming industry, like you're gonna
Speaker 1: cause a food crisis if you if you like deport
Speaker 1: a bunch of people, like that's happening? Are you? Are
Speaker 1: you guys serious? Do you understand any of this? You
Speaker 1: just like to say this wacky shit out loud, And
Speaker 1: that's kind of like we're still in that phase a
Speaker 1: little bit. I don't know what ends up happening. But again,
Speaker 1: the NPR thing, I feel like we've talked about like
Speaker 1: every couple of years when they talk about this shit,
Speaker 1: it's like what they talk about ding time on, what
Speaker 1: they talk abou ding time on none exactly.
Speaker 2: That's what we always say when they talk about it.
Speaker 2: That's what that song is about.
Speaker 4: Actually everybody they whisper about men.
Speaker 2: Which, by the way, the effect if they if they
Speaker 2: defunded NPR, they lost five percent of their NBR lost
Speaker 2: five percent of their budget, how would they manage to
Speaker 2: apologetically both sides things and act like they felt terrible
Speaker 2: about about their liberal bias? That doesn't exist.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the Gates Foundation will come in with an extra
Speaker 1: couple million and they'll be fine. But again, I like,
Speaker 1: you know, I get it because the way they always
Speaker 1: described it is like now all they're doing is spitting
Speaker 1: Democrat propaganda, and we got right.
Speaker 2: Marjorie Tilgreen also talked about getting rid of toilets in Africa,
Speaker 2: sex apps, and Malaysia. The toilets in Africa is just,
Speaker 2: you know, a reference to USAID funding for sanitation programs
Speaker 2: in Africa that reduce the spread of disease and bring
Speaker 2: clean water to communities and need. So obviously she's going
Speaker 2: to be against that because white supremacy. And then the
Speaker 2: sex app thing is a reference to an NIH grant
Speaker 2: for an app that aims to reduce the spread of
Speaker 2: HIV and others sexually transmitted infections. But also the Pentagon,
Speaker 2: she said, just broadly cool. Yeah, come on, what you
Speaker 2: got for him, Marge, what do you got for him?
Speaker 2: She said, I want to talk to people at the Pentagon,
Speaker 2: ask them why they can't find billions of dollars every
Speaker 2: single year and why they failed their audit, which anytime
Speaker 2: she wants to do that work, that would be great,
Speaker 2: Maybe like a chance of a heart attack, gun getting
Speaker 2: in the picture. Not anything that I would say that
Speaker 2: I'm hoping for in any way, But I'm just saying
Speaker 2: it's the Pentagon also cutting off funding for any sanctuary
Speaker 2: cities she said, which that one actually is a little
Speaker 2: bit worrying. That would be six hundred cities that meet
Speaker 2: the definition. And that is a thing that Trump wanted
Speaker 2: to do frequently and was ignored in his first administration
Speaker 2: because he like didn't think he was going to get elected,
Speaker 2: so he had to like hire everybody last minute and
Speaker 2: just hired people with job experience working in the federal government.
Speaker 2: And so they were all like no, Like when when
Speaker 2: he was like, yeah, we should cut off funding to
Speaker 2: California during the wildfires, So yeah, cutting federal funding to
Speaker 2: any city that didn't like cooperate with his agenda would
Speaker 2: be like, I think that's something he's going to be
Speaker 2: doing in this second administration.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah. And even home and his you know, lead
Speaker 1: deporters do is echoing all that, like they don't want
Speaker 1: to get in line that will take their money away.
Speaker 1: But we also kind of need some of the state's
Speaker 1: money to help prop up some of the other states
Speaker 1: who aren't kicking in as much to.
Speaker 4: Hey, we'll get into that. We'll get into that when
Speaker 4: when we're in office.
Speaker 2: The only thing that makes me feel good about any
Speaker 2: of that is that they have instead of people who
Speaker 2: are actually experienced operators in the federal government, they have
Speaker 2: dipshits like Marjorie Taylor Green and right.
Speaker 1: You know, well, the thing about DOZE, right, it's not
Speaker 1: it's not a fucking government agency. It's it's a weird
Speaker 1: fucking group project that they're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, go
Speaker 1: do your group project and we'll create a little subcommittee
Speaker 1: under the House Oversight, like the the way that Elon
Speaker 1: Musk and vivec and all these people are. They're talking
Speaker 1: as if they're like, you better watch out, because when
Speaker 1: I see this thing, I don't like it's gonna go poof.
Speaker 1: Guess what, asshole, it won't because you have no fucking power.
Speaker 1: You're not an appointee. What they can do is make
Speaker 1: their suggestions and then have those people potentially go through
Speaker 1: the actual actions and motions of trying to get regulations
Speaker 1: taken down or cut spending. But they themselves do not
Speaker 1: wield some kind of fantastic like cost cutting magic wand
Speaker 1: that they think they do. They're merely gonna be like,
Speaker 1: here's our report. Do you like what it says?
Speaker 4: Okay, well I tried.
Speaker 1: The Pentagon sy Sa, knock at their door, loose their grandpa.
Speaker 4: Great.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So, like listen how they talk about like this
Speaker 1: OpEd that they put out just describing their work. They
Speaker 1: said that those will work with quote legal experts embedded
Speaker 1: in government agencies who are aided by advanced technology. That's
Speaker 1: how they will basically like that's how they're going to
Speaker 1: get to the bottom of this. And they would use
Speaker 1: the list that they put together to quote immediately pause
Speaker 1: enforcement of targeted regulations and initiate the process for review
Speaker 1: and recission of them.
Speaker 4: It's all just like it's so it's like fantasy.
Speaker 2: Speak, yeah, and it's so complishing the organization from the
Speaker 2: born identity there. We're going to embed or use legal
Speaker 2: entities that are embedding the government and have information and
Speaker 2: data collection abilities.
Speaker 1: Enhance in enhance, enhance, and we will use that advanced technologies.
Speaker 1: I mean, like there's plenty that they you know, like
Speaker 1: hiring freezes would be much more damaging to like, you know,
Speaker 1: like bureaucracies than whatever the fuck these guys are going
Speaker 1: to suggest, but whatever this is, you know, it's time
Speaker 1: for them to be the boogeymen that they pretend they
Speaker 1: want to be and have everybody like. But it's definitely
Speaker 1: gonna they're gonna be saying a lot of stupid stuff,
Speaker 1: that is for sure. But yeah, at the moment, I'm
Speaker 1: just like, I don't, I'm not. Can you can we
Speaker 1: be a little bit clear on how this all works
Speaker 1: because you have no mandate either, and Trump barely does
Speaker 1: either when you look at a popular vote.
Speaker 2: All right, well, I have to say to that is mustard.
Speaker 1: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey hey hey? What they talk
Speaker 1: about day time? On what they talk they talk about?
Speaker 1: Know what they talk about day talk about? Those are
Speaker 1: some of the stories that are trending on this Monday morning.
Speaker 1: We are back tomorrow with a whole ass episode of
Speaker 1: the show. Until then, be kind to each other, be
Speaker 1: kind to yourselves, get the vaccine, get your flu shot,
Speaker 1: don't do nothing about white supremacy, and we will talk
Speaker 1: to you all tomorrow. Bye bye,