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Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tab.

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Speaker 1: All right, scary, Yes, let's get into your phone tab.

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Speaker 1: What's going on? I Lean wants the phone to tap

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Speaker 1: her husband, Steven.

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Speaker 2: Now, they live across the street from a Catholic school

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Speaker 2: and a church, and every afternoon after school gets out,

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Speaker 2: there's a lot of this garbage and debris left behind

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Speaker 2: by the parents and the kids. So Stephen wrote a

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Speaker 2: letter to the school about the problem. Hasn't heard back

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Speaker 2: from them yet. So I'm gonna pretend like I'm from

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Speaker 2: the rectory calling back about Stephen's complaints.

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Speaker 1: Right, calling from the rectory. Oh boy a right, you're

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Speaker 1: calling from the rectory rectory. We'll see what happens. You're

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Speaker 1: scary rectory phone tap. Yeah, I'm looking for Stephen. Please

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Speaker 1: speaking Steven. Hi, how are you? This is John O'Malley.

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Speaker 1: I'm with Sam. They're going, Oh okay.

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Speaker 2: I'm just calling to follow up on your complaint letter

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Speaker 2: to our church regarding the Catholic school kids. Oh and

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Speaker 2: how they make a mess in front of your house

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Speaker 2: with gum wrappers and candy and Dixie cups and cigarette

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Speaker 2: butts left by their parents.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, absolutely I sweep up in front of the

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Speaker 3: house fifty cigarette butts a week because the parents come

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Speaker 3: to pick up the kids, obviously they're smoking, and they

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Speaker 3: throw the cigarette butts out in front of the house.

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Speaker 2: I think that the good book will tell you that

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Speaker 2: people littered in those times, and that although it's unacceptable today,

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Speaker 2: that maybe they're going back to the traditions of the past.

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Speaker 3: Traditions of the past is nothing, It is common courtesy.

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Speaker 3: I already caught one woman. The kids came out of

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Speaker 3: the school, jumped in this suv. The woman opened the

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Speaker 3: door and dumped the ashtray in front of my house.

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Speaker 2: Maybe they were the ashes of a deceased family member

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Speaker 2: of theirs, and they wanted to spread them around the area.

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Speaker 3: This is like totally like a useless conversation with you.

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Speaker 2: I just want to know why you feel they need

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Speaker 2: to make more comments to these families as they're passing

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Speaker 2: through that street.

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Speaker 3: Well, what is the root common Well, you've.

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Speaker 1: Been known to call them little bastard kids.

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Speaker 3: I've the little I turned around, I said, I don't

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Speaker 3: have to deal with these little brats.

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Speaker 1: These are children of the Lord, sir. Okay, yes, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I understand, Okay.

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Speaker 2: The Lord is our shepherd, and these are our lambs,

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Speaker 2: and you're yelling at our lambs.

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Speaker 3: Excuse me. I come home and when I witnessed this,

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Speaker 3: I turned around and I said, could you please not

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Speaker 3: do that?

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Speaker 2: So then why don't you send a little money our way,

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Speaker 2: and then we'll make a public announcement to not dump

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Speaker 2: cigarette butts and candy wrappers on the street.

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Speaker 3: Guess what I don't owe your school squat.

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Speaker 1: It would be nice of you in the face of

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Speaker 1: all this.

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Speaker 2: We've got five hundred dollars donation, and we can make

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Speaker 2: this problem go away, and the Lord will forgive you.

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Speaker 3: The Lord will forgive me for five hundred dollars.

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Speaker 1: Five hundred dollars. Send that in. The Lord would appreciate that.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, God be trust.

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Speaker 3: Well, guess what what's that? I'll die as Simmoth. I'll

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Speaker 3: burn an hell.

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Speaker 1: You will, Lucifer will get you. Yes, I will be

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Speaker 1: Ausie Bob.

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Speaker 3: Why don't you just walk up to my front door.

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Speaker 1: The Lord is my savior, who's yours?

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Speaker 3: Lord is your Well? Guess what somebody else better save

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Speaker 3: your raft.

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Speaker 2: Let me tell you something. You better give me that

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Speaker 2: five hundred dollars. You're gonna have a bigger problem than

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Speaker 2: cigarette button candy.

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Speaker 3: This is about a five hundred dollars donation.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna send some collectors around. I'm gonna send Sister

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Speaker 2: Angelica after me.

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Speaker 3: Buddy, you want you slimy pieces? Hey hey, hey, hey,

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Speaker 3: you're and you're a hitch. That's all you are.

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Speaker 2: I got Luke and Matt and John and Paul and

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Speaker 2: all the Corinthians, and we're coming to kick your ass.

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Speaker 3: And ring my doorbells and see where you land.

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Speaker 1: You're a sinner, though you admit you're a sinner.

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Speaker 3: Oh I'm a sinner.

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Speaker 1: You're s I'm a steven.

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Speaker 2: Repeat after me, if you will bless me father, for

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Speaker 2: I have sinned. And this is your first phone tap.

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Speaker 2: This is scary Jones, Helvis rand in the Morning Show.

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Speaker 2: You've been phone tapped.

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Speaker 1: It's a joke.

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Speaker 3: What did you do to me? Lean? You wouldn't get home,

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Speaker 3: You have no idea and you if I could find you,

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Speaker 3: I'd kill you.

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Speaker 1: Phone tap.

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Speaker 2: This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by

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Speaker 2: all participants. The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis

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Speaker 2: Duran in the Morning Show