1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:04,560 Speaker 1: It is time to ask the clo own home. 2 00:00:04,840 --> 00:00:05,200 Speaker 2: All right. 3 00:00:06,040 --> 00:00:09,280 Speaker 3: This is from Alicia in Jacksonville. Alicia says, I'm in 4 00:00:09,320 --> 00:00:13,039 Speaker 3: a very long distance relationship. My boyfriend lives in London 5 00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:16,000 Speaker 3: and we met on a dating app. I'm going to 6 00:00:16,040 --> 00:00:19,520 Speaker 3: meet him next month. I'm thirty two. But my mom 7 00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:22,960 Speaker 3: is skeptical and she wants to go with me. Should 8 00:00:22,960 --> 00:00:26,400 Speaker 3: I take my mom or go visit him alone? Ye? 9 00:00:26,440 --> 00:00:30,040 Speaker 2: Ain't bout me? Take your mama? Yeah, no, no, no, 10 00:00:30,160 --> 00:00:30,520 Speaker 2: you don't know. 11 00:00:30,640 --> 00:00:34,559 Speaker 4: No, they got catfishing and all kinds stuff. They got 12 00:00:34,560 --> 00:00:36,520 Speaker 4: a whole show on this here. You don't know who 13 00:00:36,520 --> 00:00:39,480 Speaker 4: you're going to meet. Yeah, you're in a very long 14 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:42,239 Speaker 4: dis relationship. You ain't in no relationship. You just know 15 00:00:42,320 --> 00:00:44,120 Speaker 4: somebody is stay in London. 16 00:00:44,320 --> 00:00:50,159 Speaker 1: Right, that's so true, stude. 17 00:00:50,520 --> 00:00:54,800 Speaker 4: Hey take your mama, man, so he so he'll know. Yeah, 18 00:00:55,080 --> 00:00:57,560 Speaker 4: I take him young, going over in London. 19 00:00:58,440 --> 00:01:01,000 Speaker 1: All the way to London? Yeah, yeah, man? 20 00:01:01,120 --> 00:01:01,480 Speaker 2: Please? 21 00:01:02,040 --> 00:01:02,560 Speaker 1: Yeah? 22 00:01:02,640 --> 00:01:04,920 Speaker 2: All right? Why don't he come over here? Yeah? 23 00:01:05,520 --> 00:01:07,040 Speaker 3: And is he paying for this trip? 24 00:01:07,840 --> 00:01:10,679 Speaker 2: Where are you going? Yeah? Right, why don't you have 25 00:01:10,800 --> 00:01:13,880 Speaker 2: him come over? You? Stop putting yourself out your comfort zone. 26 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:14,759 Speaker 2: You over there? 27 00:01:14,760 --> 00:01:17,160 Speaker 4: You at his beckon call? You don't know where you're going. 28 00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:18,320 Speaker 4: You don't know your way nowhere. 29 00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:21,319 Speaker 2: You ain't got no call where your brother Neil Matt. 30 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:24,920 Speaker 1: Good advice, fellow Great advice. 31 00:01:25,360 --> 00:01:29,280 Speaker 3: Moving on to Milani in Clocksburgh, Milani writes, I went 32 00:01:29,360 --> 00:01:32,120 Speaker 3: on a girl's trip and after hours, all of the 33 00:01:32,200 --> 00:01:35,560 Speaker 3: ladies got freaky with each other. My Bessie and I 34 00:01:35,640 --> 00:01:38,160 Speaker 3: weren't with it, and we didn't hang with them. 35 00:01:38,040 --> 00:01:40,680 Speaker 1: For the rest of the trip. The girls don't talk 36 00:01:40,720 --> 00:01:41,080 Speaker 1: to us. 37 00:01:41,160 --> 00:01:44,000 Speaker 3: Now do we try to fix this or let the 38 00:01:44,040 --> 00:01:45,279 Speaker 3: friendships go away? 39 00:01:45,920 --> 00:01:51,840 Speaker 4: Well, they were one way to fix It'll fix this. 40 00:01:52,160 --> 00:01:57,360 Speaker 2: No this evening after y'all get through eating. 41 00:01:58,720 --> 00:02:03,400 Speaker 4: Now y'all have going in there. See what's happening. Let 42 00:02:03,840 --> 00:02:07,360 Speaker 4: see they invited y'all. Y'all didn't know what was gonna 43 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:10,200 Speaker 4: happen right now. If that ain't your thing, that ain't 44 00:02:10,240 --> 00:02:10,679 Speaker 4: your thing. 45 00:02:11,919 --> 00:02:12,839 Speaker 2: They was hoping though. 46 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:17,920 Speaker 4: Yeah, they got freaking with each other, just all up 47 00:02:17,960 --> 00:02:18,919 Speaker 4: in here right now. 48 00:02:19,040 --> 00:02:21,840 Speaker 1: They was like, yeah, yeah, you and. 49 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:26,440 Speaker 4: Your girlfriend sitting over there, y'all little square self, not square? 50 00:02:27,120 --> 00:02:31,560 Speaker 2: What y'all doing while y'all, what's going on? Why your 51 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:32,200 Speaker 2: breasts out? 52 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:38,600 Speaker 4: What you your pant is back on? 53 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:43,720 Speaker 2: Much? What your mean hand you my PENI is what what? 54 00:02:45,520 --> 00:02:48,840 Speaker 1: All right? We get that, We get it moving on. 55 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:58,480 Speaker 1: Stop Monty and New Orleans get off my thigh. Okaynty 56 00:02:58,560 --> 00:02:59,600 Speaker 1: in New Orleans rights. 57 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:04,240 Speaker 3: I sell fried turkeys and spiral hands yearly for Thanksgiving. 58 00:03:04,639 --> 00:03:06,919 Speaker 3: My wife promised her boss and a few of her 59 00:03:06,919 --> 00:03:11,760 Speaker 3: coworkers free turkeys. This cuts into my money and my time. 60 00:03:12,160 --> 00:03:15,080 Speaker 3: She's refusing to tell them that I cannot do that. 61 00:03:15,560 --> 00:03:17,040 Speaker 3: Can I tell them myself? 62 00:03:18,040 --> 00:03:23,520 Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, just send the email up to the job. 63 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:26,959 Speaker 1: You know what should the email say though. 64 00:03:27,680 --> 00:03:34,640 Speaker 4: Fried turkeys thirty eight fifty, spy Ham twenty nine. 65 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:42,640 Speaker 3: Seeing okay yeah, Ste. 66 00:03:42,240 --> 00:03:44,640 Speaker 2: And D reply all. 67 00:03:47,840 --> 00:03:50,440 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's a lot of time and a lot 68 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:50,880 Speaker 3: of money. 69 00:03:51,320 --> 00:03:54,880 Speaker 4: Yeah, just for clarity, and just put in the just 70 00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:59,040 Speaker 4: for clarity. So my wife understands my business. Let me 71 00:03:59,120 --> 00:04:02,160 Speaker 4: help everybody else. All this boss free turkey, All this 72 00:04:02,320 --> 00:04:03,360 Speaker 4: ain't in ain't goin be. 73 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:06,960 Speaker 1: No free, not even for the boss. Huh. 74 00:04:06,960 --> 00:04:11,400 Speaker 4: Well, if you give me the turkey I fried for you, Oh, 75 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:13,640 Speaker 4: I might do that for you free. 76 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:15,560 Speaker 2: But well we're not gonna do. I'm not finna buy 77 00:04:15,640 --> 00:04:16,440 Speaker 2: no turkey for you. 78 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:20,520 Speaker 1: Yeah, but he said his time too is valuable. He's saying, well, all. 79 00:04:20,480 --> 00:04:22,280 Speaker 2: That I ain't mad at to do. She shouldn't have 80 00:04:22,279 --> 00:04:23,640 Speaker 2: been given away all this free stuff. 81 00:04:23,720 --> 00:04:27,960 Speaker 4: Everybody ain't nobody else Walmart ain't giving away no free turkeys. 82 00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:32,000 Speaker 1: Issues pop Eyes, Pop Pop. 83 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:33,320 Speaker 2: I'll sell a fried turkey. 84 00:04:33,600 --> 00:04:36,680 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good. 85 00:04:38,880 --> 00:04:39,800 Speaker 2: That's what saysn't in it. 86 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:40,040 Speaker 3: Now. 87 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:49,640 Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I don't get what regular I 88 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:53,279 Speaker 1: can't cook. You can't cook so well, I no good food. 89 00:04:53,680 --> 00:04:53,960 Speaker 2: Mind. 90 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:57,839 Speaker 4: You just said you don't like fried turkey. You obviously 91 00:04:57,920 --> 00:04:59,000 Speaker 4: don't know good food. 92 00:04:59,080 --> 00:05:02,200 Speaker 1: I said, I don't get them. It's okay to me. 93 00:05:02,320 --> 00:05:05,000 Speaker 1: The one I had. I think, sure, I thinks fried 94 00:05:05,080 --> 00:05:05,880 Speaker 1: turkeys are. 95 00:05:05,800 --> 00:05:07,640 Speaker 2: Like fried chicken, right chicken. 96 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:08,680 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not. 97 00:05:09,040 --> 00:05:10,440 Speaker 2: It's not like like that. 98 00:05:13,200 --> 00:05:17,200 Speaker 4: It's not like calling you having to explain that it's 99 00:05:17,279 --> 00:05:24,000 Speaker 4: the same. It's own woman, don't know what. Just let's 100 00:05:24,040 --> 00:05:25,159 Speaker 4: just move on to the next. 101 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:36,040 Speaker 2: Acause white they got white people. I bet I bet 102 00:05:36,080 --> 00:05:37,960 Speaker 2: she loves stove top dressing. 103 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:44,839 Speaker 1: No, I don't nothing. It's not even dressed. Don't even 104 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:46,480 Speaker 1: don't even go there. 105 00:05:46,520 --> 00:05:48,599 Speaker 2: Dressing in the pot on top of the stones. 106 00:05:50,360 --> 00:05:52,680 Speaker 1: All right, last one, we're moving on. 107 00:05:53,480 --> 00:05:57,599 Speaker 3: This is from satrese In Detroit, uh Strese writes, A 108 00:05:57,680 --> 00:05:59,719 Speaker 3: man down the street came and asked me to borrow 109 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:03,360 Speaker 3: some cooking oil. It was very strange. My brother said 110 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:05,560 Speaker 3: that the guy was trying to meet me. Well, why 111 00:06:05,640 --> 00:06:07,800 Speaker 3: play games? Was it a good way to meet me? 112 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:10,360 Speaker 3: Or should he have just said he was interested in me? 113 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:13,920 Speaker 4: No, you gotta come down there with some reason cooking aillo? 114 00:06:14,200 --> 00:06:17,599 Speaker 4: Who go down the street anymore asking for cooking af. 115 00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:18,520 Speaker 2: How old is he? 116 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:19,039 Speaker 1: Not? 117 00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:19,279 Speaker 3: Me? 118 00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:23,760 Speaker 4: Aint No, don't know. Nobody go down the street no more? 119 00:06:23,920 --> 00:06:28,919 Speaker 4: All this dope dash. Ain't nobody got to go down the. 120 00:06:28,760 --> 00:06:34,479 Speaker 2: Street cooking all? Or how old is he? 121 00:06:36,960 --> 00:06:37,400 Speaker 3: I don't know. 122 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:39,600 Speaker 4: I just came down here to get to see you 123 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:40,560 Speaker 4: guys from cooking? 124 00:06:40,640 --> 00:06:48,000 Speaker 2: All you want from peppermint? Is he cooking turkey? Let 125 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:50,760 Speaker 2: me ask you something. I'm gonna get this cooking all 126 00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:56,760 Speaker 2: you like hard candy? This is all hard candy. 127 00:07:02,480 --> 00:07:03,520 Speaker 1: What should he have done? 128 00:07:03,800 --> 00:07:04,040 Speaker 2: Well? 129 00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:10,400 Speaker 4: When dale Mark got down there, you should have dal 130 00:07:10,560 --> 00:07:13,600 Speaker 4: Mark got mama? What could I do for you? Well, 131 00:07:15,720 --> 00:07:17,560 Speaker 4: you ain't gonna I come down here to see you? 132 00:07:17,680 --> 00:07:26,000 Speaker 4: Got any wesson co on on? Huh avocada oil? 133 00:07:26,800 --> 00:07:28,840 Speaker 2: When they start making that? 134 00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:38,240 Speaker 1: All right? She doesn't like the games, all right, thank you. 135 00:07:38,280 --> 00:07:39,400 Speaker 2: Ain't got no Chris go. 136 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:44,600 Speaker 1: You're listening. Hardy Morning Show