Speaker 1: Cool media.
Speaker 2: Yo, it's always dope when there are times that, like
Speaker 2: all my worlds can collide and connect. So with the
Speaker 2: full solar eclipse that just happened two days ago, for y'all,
Speaker 2: I'm reminded of a poem I wrote for the Terrorform
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Speaker 2: now want to share it because now it's the news.
Speaker 2: So stay tuned to the end of this episode episode
Speaker 2: and yeah, hear that poem.
Speaker 1: All right, pull of.
Speaker 2: Politics, it's almost inevitable. It's recess. You're about to start
Speaker 2: playing tag, Hide and Go Seek, maybe some version of
Speaker 2: Superhero Star Wars with Lasers, whatever game you're playing, and
Speaker 2: you're playing with the hoummies, and if this is a
Speaker 2: hood story, at some.
Speaker 1: Point one of the homies is gonna want to.
Speaker 2: Fight no matter what's going on, go going to actually fight,
Speaker 2: and then everything get weird. And then as we get older,
Speaker 2: you know, we may be playing those games and then
Speaker 2: somebody start saying blad after everything, and now you're like,
Speaker 2: now we gangbanging and it's like, oh, here we go,
Speaker 2: but before that, before before cousin Bloods and Bracken and
Speaker 2: brazy starts popping out of our mouths. We're just playing.
Speaker 2: At some point, somebody gonna start losing the game. Boy,
Speaker 2: he don't ever lose, whatever the case may beat his,
Speaker 2: boy don't ever lose. And at some point he gonna
Speaker 2: shout when you know you tagged him, when you know
Speaker 2: your your laser sword, your lightsaber, your pretend lightsaber, hit
Speaker 2: that fool's arm got you, He's gonna say, nope, force
Speaker 2: Field or Invincible and then or invisible Vanish, and you're
Speaker 2: gonna be like force Field. Yeah, I use my force Field.
Speaker 2: It's like the game is unplayable because every time I.
Speaker 1: Hit you, you shout force Field.
Speaker 2: I at least have the wherewithal and the funzies of
Speaker 2: the game to just if you get me, you get me, ah,
Speaker 2: then I gotta pretend and then maybe I'm Wolverine and
Speaker 2: I heal, but you hit me, and sometimes the slow
Speaker 2: fall is fun when you get sliced off shaw that's
Speaker 2: part of the fun. You can't just be like invisible
Speaker 2: Magic Shield cause it's like like you can't just call
Speaker 2: force Field if you just called force field, we don't
Speaker 2: have a game anymore. We have something else now. My cousin,
Speaker 2: I don't even know if he listened to the show,
Speaker 2: but my cousin, Myron, Lord Jesus, my cousin, Myron was
Speaker 2: the king of the force field no matter what we
Speaker 2: was playing.
Speaker 1: Nigga, listen.
Speaker 2: We was at high school and he would do this,
Speaker 2: just boom magic vanish. I'm like, Nigga, you can't like,
Speaker 2: but Myron was so fun that like it didn't matter.
Speaker 2: Like I don't want to not play it because he's
Speaker 2: so fun. I don't want to not play with him.
Speaker 2: But it's like, but I be get I get so
Speaker 2: frustrated because it's like, what are we doing if you
Speaker 2: get to just call force field?
Speaker 1: Now? Obviously we're just playing.
Speaker 2: It's not really that serious, but sometimes it could get
Speaker 2: that serious. And when it do get that serious, we're
Speaker 2: from the hood. We might go the blows. You know,
Speaker 2: if you ever playing a game with somebody, like you know,
Speaker 2: you ever see you know, the throw the remote kid,
Speaker 2: you know they're like, you're playing whatever console you're playing,
Speaker 2: the kid that throws the remote. You're just like, well,
Speaker 2: I can't have you over you're just finna do this.
Speaker 2: Nigga just be making us rules in the middle of
Speaker 2: the game, like we can't play if you just go
Speaker 2: like that's that that kid, that's all the same kid,
Speaker 2: force field kid, throw the remote kid, you know, making
Speaker 2: up rules in the middle of stuff.
Speaker 1: That dude's the same.
Speaker 2: And usually the grown ups around they ain't got time
Speaker 2: for this. Y'all figure this shit out, like y'all Like, look,
Speaker 2: if y'all can't get along, go play something else. Y'all
Speaker 2: go to several rooms, go play something else. There are
Speaker 2: there's a level when it comes to black parenting that
Speaker 2: I'm actually I'm just now realizing the wisdom in it.
Speaker 2: They be picking and choosing which part of our drama
Speaker 2: they get into, because some stuff just not worth their time.
Speaker 2: Like matter of fact, if we get to arguing, you know,
Speaker 2: we get to loud, we get the wrestling. Then the
Speaker 2: gaming console gets unplugged and taking the mama's room, taking
Speaker 2: the auntie's room, and one of y'all just got to
Speaker 2: go home.
Speaker 1: Everybody just gotta go. The day's over. Play is over.
Speaker 1: She ain't got time to figure.
Speaker 2: Out who was what, you know, everybody getting a whooping
Speaker 2: or the fun is stopping. And now all y'all got charge.
Speaker 2: You know what, matter of fact, why don't ill go
Speaker 2: clean that garage? Let's see y'all figure that out. And like, okay,
Speaker 2: y'all you know either way, stop all that yelling. I
Speaker 2: don't want to hear none of it. I don't want
Speaker 2: to hear they matt. In fact, they punish you for snitching,
Speaker 2: like you know, you're not even supposed to tell who
Speaker 2: did what because it don't matter. Y'all friends or y'all cousins,
Speaker 2: y'all family, y'all need to figure this out unless it
Speaker 2: gets too serious. And then they come in there and
Speaker 2: they decide, and once they decide the argument over, we
Speaker 2: can bicker among each other. But like most of the time,
Speaker 2: they like your older sister in charge. The big kids
Speaker 2: are in charge, and they looking at them like you're
Speaker 2: supposed to give in there and keep them like I
Speaker 2: don't need to go in there. If I got to
Speaker 2: go in there, that's that's another thing for black families. Now,
Speaker 2: I don't know, I can only speak for black families
Speaker 2: because those are the families I know.
Speaker 1: I'd like if if this, if this fits y'all.
Speaker 2: Family, the don't but I know Black fans, especially black
Speaker 2: little hood families, if the adult has to go in there,
Speaker 2: we already in trouble. Like, no matter what happened, if
Speaker 2: they have to get up, if they got to put
Speaker 2: they if they got to stop they conversation in the
Speaker 2: living room, you know, they got to stop they fund
Speaker 2: and come check on us because we being too crazy.
Speaker 2: We allread everybody in trouble. We already in trouble. It
Speaker 2: don't matter what happened. The fact that they had to
Speaker 2: go back there means we in trouble. And usually we
Speaker 2: just gonna get sent outside. Y'all go outside, y'all laugh.
Speaker 2: But whatever they say is what goes. Now I'm the adult.
Speaker 2: This is a tales from my childhood from you know,
Speaker 2: things like this happen.
Speaker 1: But now I'm the adult. Now I'm the auntie.
Speaker 2: Like I've seen these these memes going around various social
Speaker 2: medias that are like dang, we are now the the drum,
Speaker 2: theos and theas at the party, like yeah, like it's us,
Speaker 2: like we're the grown ups now I'm I'm not. You know,
Speaker 2: that's a lineal that in between the in between ex
Speaker 2: and millennial, like the micro generation, like we a little
Speaker 2: bit of we, a little bit of both. It's like
Speaker 2: I got a TikTok and probably got to schedule colonostomy.
Speaker 2: I'm saying, like, we, a little bit of both you.
Speaker 2: But now I'm not the kid throwing the remote. I'm
Speaker 2: now the one having to come into the room. And
Speaker 2: oftentimes when you come into the room, and I'm pretty
Speaker 2: sure if you've ever worked with elementary school kids, if
Speaker 2: you've ever had middle schoolers in your life, specifically eighth graders,
Speaker 2: you might have found yourself saying sentences expressing things you
Speaker 2: never thought you'd have to express. You might find yourself
Speaker 2: saying something like, no, you cannot lick the escalator banister,
Speaker 2: the handrail.
Speaker 1: You know you can't lick that.
Speaker 2: I can't believe I'm saying this, but you cannot stuff
Speaker 2: dolls up your cousin's booty.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm just just the most outlandish. I can't believe I
Speaker 2: have to say this type moments, son, daughter, niece, nephew,
Speaker 2: l homie, baby mehole miha I knach badrey. I can't
Speaker 2: believe I have to explain this to you. You cannot,
Speaker 2: I repeat, you cannot set your cousins dolls on fire
Speaker 2: to make your video look realistic.
Speaker 1: No, But once you say to no, it's official. Can
Speaker 1: any of you guess what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2: I'm talking about Trump and the Supreme Court in his
Speaker 2: immunity case. All right, y'all, by the time that this
Speaker 2: show airs, they're probably well within if I'm calculating right,
Speaker 2: it's probably right when the oral argument started, because that's
Speaker 2: how far ahead I am. Right now, we're in February.
Speaker 2: It just got no March first today it just got announced.
Speaker 2: But I'm so far ahead of the game, you know.
Speaker 2: I'm talking about like your boy been your boy been
Speaker 2: cranking this year, you feel me? So this is probably
Speaker 2: around the week that oral arguments started for this case
Speaker 2: we fit to talk about.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: We're talking specifically about the federal case on complete immunity,
Speaker 2: which is not the case that started in March about
Speaker 2: Stormy Daniel, which is not the case in Atlanta about
Speaker 2: the election interference, which is not at sally the case
Speaker 2: about January sixth. It's the prequel to the January sixth case.
Speaker 1: Y'all.
Speaker 2: This is the messiest shit, I tell you what. It
Speaker 2: ain't as messy as Diddy though, woo lord, how excellent
Speaker 2: that man.
Speaker 1: Listen.
Speaker 2: It's one of those like everybody knows but nobody say
Speaker 2: nothing situations. And it's crazy because it's like that man
Speaker 2: got Shining prison, like y'all don't know who Shine is,
Speaker 2: and it's because y'all be diddy kind of like kind
Speaker 2: of ended this situation, you know, like y'all do y'all's
Speaker 2: googles on, like bad Boy Puff Daddy and Shine do
Speaker 2: your googles.
Speaker 1: But the point is it was like, you know, we.
Speaker 2: Shrugged off murder, we shrugged off robbery, we shrugged off
Speaker 2: all kinds of like rumors about his sexual prowess with
Speaker 2: the ladies, and then when he kissed the man, everybody
Speaker 2: was like, oh no, you out of pocket. Look man,
Speaker 2: the homophobic It just it's so deep in the culture. Man,
Speaker 2: I'm not it's not funny, but damn it's crazy. Man,
Speaker 2: y'all lest so much lie. But then a minute y'all
Speaker 2: found out like, oh yeah, nah, he was gising a man.
Speaker 2: Now everybody got nah, fam y'all gotta stop tripping anyway,
Speaker 2: did he?
Speaker 1: Man?
Speaker 2: I can't believe it was coming out, But Diddy k
Speaker 2: y L. Force Field not like drump So let's get
Speaker 2: to it. So the only way to understand this case
Speaker 2: is to understand the play, the play that Trump is running.
Speaker 2: And the play, honestly, I mean, it's it's so obvious,
Speaker 2: it's like brilliant, and it's.
Speaker 1: So hard to just imagine how the various courts.
Speaker 2: Now, of course, you know the separation between like federal
Speaker 2: and state, you know which what which is supposed to
Speaker 2: be a feature in our governmental structure, to where the
Speaker 2: state courts and the federal courts are two separate things.
Speaker 2: But I mean, y'all not on group text, like y'all
Speaker 2: ain't homies, y'all don't watch the news, Like there's no
Speaker 2: way y'all don't see the play. It seemed like the
Speaker 2: only people that got the memo was New York, and
Speaker 2: New York was like, no, nigga, we running this now,
Speaker 2: Like we got to run the play now, right, So
Speaker 2: New York done already got one under the belt, and
Speaker 2: they working on the second one. The one under the
Speaker 2: belt was the one about this fool's exaggerating putting a
Speaker 2: little extra sauce on the tacos about the worth of
Speaker 2: his properties. The reality is some of that stuff, like
Speaker 2: you said, it's like it's a guestimate, because even a
Speaker 2: value is like that. I mean, y'all, it's a guest
Speaker 2: you know what this property is valued.
Speaker 1: But that's their job. They job, that's what an appraiser is.
Speaker 2: That appraiser's job is to like take the data and
Speaker 2: make their best guess on what this thing is worth.
Speaker 1: That's their job.
Speaker 2: Some stuff was like this is a three thousand square
Speaker 2: foot thing, but he's like, y'all, it's a thirty thousand
Speaker 2: square foot Okay, now you just now you just created matter.
Speaker 2: Now you can't just create matter. That's like this, that's
Speaker 2: one of the laws of physics. Bruh, you tripping right,
Speaker 2: And they and Trump's arguments again, the play is brilliant,
Speaker 2: Like whoever, I can't It's not just him, it's like
Speaker 2: the squad. The play is brilliant. The play was like Nigga,
Speaker 2: who the victim? And that was the play we used
Speaker 2: to make with graffiti. We used to say this was
Speaker 2: a victimless crime. Nobody got hurt. Property value again, that's
Speaker 2: made up. It's a victimless crime. Matter of fact, like
Speaker 2: we're making the city better. Like I don't understand what
Speaker 2: y'all mad about. So the play with Trump was like like, well,
Speaker 2: y'all don't understand what y'all mad about. Like nobody got hurt,
Speaker 2: and whoever got hurt is other billionaires, Like y'all really care.
Speaker 2: We got we got approved to loans and then we
Speaker 2: just went to go try to make the money.
Speaker 1: Who loses in that? Who's the victim?
Speaker 2: And one could argue the victim is a nigga like
Speaker 2: me with terraform Colebrew. Now I've said this a few
Speaker 2: times on this show, like I don't have no money.
Speaker 1: That's why the coffee sold out. I don't have no
Speaker 1: money to re up.
Speaker 2: And I couldn't get approved for a small business loan
Speaker 2: because I like because I didn't lie about the value
Speaker 2: of my assets, so.
Speaker 1: They're not going to loan it to me.
Speaker 2: So I'm a stand in for all these other people
Speaker 2: small businesses trying to get they trying to get they
Speaker 2: loans off to get the stuff together. Like he there's
Speaker 2: only so much money to go around. This nigga's swooping
Speaker 2: up all the money for all the good loans to
Speaker 2: get their business off all the while this nigga lions.
Speaker 2: So yeah, like maybe I can't Nobody got slapped in
Speaker 2: the face, but like that's an actual victim, like there
Speaker 2: are there is actual carnage. And just like with the graffiti,
Speaker 2: like we was lying to ourselves like that's that's somebody's wall,
Speaker 2: Like that's that is somebody's place of business that is
Speaker 2: going to have to figure out what to do with
Speaker 2: their place of business. Although which I'm probably gonna do
Speaker 2: a whole little video about this. The graffiti tower and
Speaker 2: in La is the dopest shit I've ever seen in
Speaker 2: my life. Nigga, that's real. Let me tell you why
Speaker 2: that's real. I'm off topic, but it's very important. It's superpoortant.
Speaker 2: We'll do I'll do a video about it. But like,
Speaker 2: first of all, it's beautiful. It's the most La thing ever.
Speaker 2: Those towers, they're these if you haven't seen it yet,
Speaker 2: they are these high rise buildings in La Live that
Speaker 2: were supposed to be these like luxury apartments. They were
Speaker 2: owned by some like Chinese holdings that abandoned the project.
Speaker 2: So they're unfinished lofts in the middle of downtown Los
Speaker 2: Angeles across l like nobody's there. So the entirety of
Speaker 2: the scene of Los Angeles has taken a floor and
Speaker 2: they've painted and they've painted, They've bombed up every floor.
Speaker 1: It's the dopest thing. So it's rises all the way.
Speaker 1: It's like it's above the skylines so you could see it.
Speaker 1: All them buildings are abandoned.
Speaker 2: They talking about it's gonna take two billion dollars to
Speaker 2: clean it up. Nigga, No, it's not, because y'all was
Speaker 2: just gonna leave it there anyway. Like I don't understand,
Speaker 2: Like it's already an eye sore. Y'all sold out. You
Speaker 2: sold our downtown area to a company in a whole
Speaker 2: other country, and then complaining about immigrants coming into the city.
Speaker 2: I'm like, nigga, you complaining about immigrants at the border.
Speaker 2: Meanwhile you selling the soil up under our feet and
Speaker 2: you are nerve talking about an immigrant in Nigga. You
Speaker 2: selling our land. Nigga, what is you saying? At least
Speaker 2: we making it beautiful anyway. I'm gonna do a whole
Speaker 2: thing about that. But that's some politics shit. Now back
Speaker 2: to trumpness. Okay, wait, one more thing. Do you know
Speaker 2: how much more I would pay if I'm like, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: leave all the graffiti just finished the apartments. I would
Speaker 2: love to have an apartment where the whole building is
Speaker 2: bombed up, Like that'd be amazing. You could charge double
Speaker 2: Cuz anyway, they don't think like us, all right, the
Speaker 2: Trump of it all. So this particular case started off
Speaker 2: a few months back with the Federal appeals Court, and
Speaker 2: inside of the Federal appeals Court, they were gonna talk
Speaker 2: about Trump's role in January sixth and the insurrection. But
Speaker 2: the question that or better yet, the play that Trump
Speaker 2: was running, which I never actually articulated, the play which
Speaker 2: everybody sees, is to stall them out.
Speaker 1: I just got to stall y'all out.
Speaker 2: Keep pushing the thing, delay the thing, keep postponing until
Speaker 2: I mess around and become president. Because there's no doubt
Speaker 2: in my nigga mind that he gonna win this thing.
Speaker 2: Because if he can delay until then, or at least
Speaker 2: until the height of the campaign, like if he could
Speaker 2: get this stuff delayed till September, then he could be like, y'all,
Speaker 2: y'all can't run no trial right now, nigga, Like I'm
Speaker 2: in the middle of campaign, Like that's not it's too
Speaker 2: close to an election. It's wrong of y'all to do that,
Speaker 2: you know, So you just just stall them out, you
Speaker 2: feel me? It's like I said, it's the play everyone sees.
Speaker 2: It's not it's not not obvious that just the play
Speaker 2: you're running. The craziest part to me is that it's
Speaker 2: working by like his brain. If I become the president,
Speaker 2: then I'm just gonna cancel all these federal charges. I
Speaker 2: just in them cases. Now the state charges I can't
Speaker 2: do nothing about. But then federal charges, we're good. But
Speaker 2: remember you, you can't really charge it sitting president. I
Speaker 2: can't be on trial my nigga, like I'm the president.
Speaker 2: So that's that's that's that's the obvious play. And then
Speaker 2: if you remember in Colorado, Colorado was like, sir, you
Speaker 2: can't run for office because of the thirteenth Amendment. Nigga,
Speaker 2: like you you tried to like overthrow I mean not
Speaker 2: the thirteenth fourteenth Amendment. It's like, nigga, you tried to
Speaker 2: overthrow you. No sitting president can engage or no officer
Speaker 2: of the government can engage in insurrection.
Speaker 1: And then this.
Speaker 2: Nigga looked us in the face, it was like, but
Speaker 2: am I an officer? Though a word like again, like
Speaker 2: the parent having a tell they child they cannot lick
Speaker 2: the handrail on an escalator, sir, The presidency is a
Speaker 2: governmental office.
Speaker 1: Yes, nigga, that counts.
Speaker 2: But then the Supreme Court and that situation had to
Speaker 2: step in and say, hold on, now, we ain't never
Speaker 2: thought about this one. Can a state take a dude
Speaker 2: off the ballot? Like?
Speaker 1: Really? Can they do? They really have a.
Speaker 2: Right to do that because I guess in essence, state
Speaker 2: you sway in the election?
Speaker 1: Can one state do that?
Speaker 2: To what some would reply, the states do it all
Speaker 2: the time, y'all talking about there are requirements.
Speaker 1: There's entry level requirements to one is you got to
Speaker 1: be born here.
Speaker 2: Another you got to be over thirty five and not
Speaker 2: try to overthrow the government. I don't understand what y'all
Speaker 2: don't understand. I don't understand why anybody else not taking
Speaker 2: them off. But again, a feature of our system is
Speaker 2: that the Feds don't get to tell the states the
Speaker 2: states run their elections like that's part of what it
Speaker 2: means to be a democratic republic. Until we get to
Speaker 2: a position where we ain't never had to say this one.
Speaker 2: So so the Supreme Court had to be like, actually, no,
Speaker 2: let let me let me talk about this. Another feature
Speaker 2: of our of our system is that the Supreme Court
Speaker 2: gets to decide what cases they gonna actually listen to. Now,
Speaker 2: like I've said before other episodes, remember the Supreme Court
Speaker 2: is not it's not law and order. It's you present
Speaker 2: arguments like and we get to say we as in
Speaker 2: the judges get to say, okay, well have you thought
Speaker 2: about this again? They become toddlers. They get to say, well, okay,
Speaker 2: well what about this? Well what if this? What if this?
Speaker 2: What if this? To see if the thing that you
Speaker 2: present actually would hold weight? And if they say yeah,
Speaker 2: we think that holds weight, then either a law is
Speaker 2: made or now it actually something can actually go into trial,
Speaker 2: which is the situation we looking at with this immunity thing.
Speaker 2: But let me back up, let me back up the story.
Speaker 2: So part of this case that Trump was arguing starting
Speaker 2: with Colorado was like, well I wasn't even at the insurrection,
Speaker 2: nor have I been found guilty of insurrection, So y'all
Speaker 2: just can't declare me guilty and take this off. And
Speaker 2: I don't even know if this amendment applies, and a
Speaker 2: lot of things. Again, another thing you have to understand
Speaker 2: what how law works, is like you just throwing a
Speaker 2: bunch of a bunch of defenses at the wall. It's
Speaker 2: like again when your mama come home and she like,
Speaker 2: why why the teacher called me today?
Speaker 1: Why get this email from the teacher?
Speaker 2: Now now these modern teachers, Now we was kids, the
Speaker 2: teachers would call. Now you know, we get seventy nine
Speaker 2: emails from our kid schools, and it's like, Nigga, I
Speaker 2: don't know what's going on at the school because I
Speaker 2: can't keep up with all these damn emails. I don't
Speaker 2: know which one of these things I need to be
Speaker 2: a pay attention to. But if you get one of them,
Speaker 2: one of them special emails that you was cutting up
Speaker 2: in class, let me be black, you was cutting up
Speaker 2: in class. You're still messing up in school while the
Speaker 2: teacher called me. You better throw every possible answer you got.
Speaker 2: Filibuster my nigga, Like, throw every answer you got, one
Speaker 2: of them might stick. So that's kind of what when
Speaker 2: you're in a defense attorney, that's what you're doing, Like,
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna throw a bunch of different defenses at them.
Speaker 2: They don't have to be consistent, that the narrative don't
Speaker 2: have to make sense. I just have to make sure
Speaker 2: that one of these things stick. I think people don't
Speaker 2: understand that about the criminal justices don't got to make sense.
Speaker 2: It's just got to or they don't have to make
Speaker 2: sense together. It's just one of them got to stick.
Speaker 2: Or you're trying to you're trying to game up a
Speaker 2: booth thang a qutie pie. You do, look, shoot your
Speaker 2: shot one of them. You're gonna You're gonna make one
Speaker 2: of them shots. So part of his defense was like,
Speaker 2: you know, I'm maybe I'm like, I'm not even an
Speaker 2: officer and I'm already facing this federal trial about this.
Speaker 2: They haven't even they haven't even said them guilty of insurrection,
Speaker 2: So how can you take me off the off the ballot?
Speaker 2: Supreme Court was like, huh, well, I don't give fuck
Speaker 2: out none of that stuff. I give a fuck about
Speaker 2: whether one state should have that power. Huh, that's an
Speaker 2: interesting question. And they like, I don't know if you can.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you can take them off. Now
Speaker 2: back to the insurrection case. Trump's defense. One of the
Speaker 2: things they throwing at the wall is like, well I
Speaker 2: wasn't there. That's one idea. Two was I didn't tell
Speaker 2: them what to do. They made that choice. And then
Speaker 2: three was and even if I was, I don't not
Speaker 2: have immunity as a president to total. But the Nigga
Speaker 2: pressed his luck and was like I got total immunity.
Speaker 2: So it went to one of the lower courts, which
Speaker 2: was the appellate court in federal appeals court, like the
Speaker 2: second highest court. His argument was like, fam, I was
Speaker 2: acting as the president like I felt.
Speaker 1: Like, and I still believe the election was stolen.
Speaker 2: Nigga like I so like, were about to lose our
Speaker 2: democracy and I'm allowed to do that. And they was like, sir,
Speaker 2: the election was over. You actually were campaigning, so you
Speaker 2: wasn't even the president no more. And they're like, well,
Speaker 2: He's like, well, I'm not the president until after January sixth,
Speaker 2: and man wasn't inaugurated yet. I'm trying to save the thing.
Speaker 2: So what I'm doing is functioning as the president. And
Speaker 2: if I'm functioning as the president, I should be able
Speaker 2: to do whatever I need to do.
Speaker 1: And they was like, okay, I hear you.
Speaker 2: So if you, as the president, decided you was going
Speaker 2: to send in Seal Team six to wipe out one
Speaker 2: of your political opponents, that should be all good, to
Speaker 2: which his defense attorney was like, well, I mean, if.
Speaker 1: You say it like that, I ain't saying like that.
Speaker 1: I don't meet it like that.
Speaker 2: He was basically like, well, listen, if I did that,
Speaker 2: I would get impeached. And they was like nigga, And
Speaker 2: he was like, well, I haven't got impeached by nothing,
Speaker 2: So how could I have a criminal How could I
Speaker 2: do criminal things if I ain't been impeached for something.
Speaker 2: They were like, sir, impeachment is not a criminal process, Sir.
Speaker 2: Impeachment is is whether you could keep your.
Speaker 1: Job or not. And he was like, well, if I
Speaker 1: did that, I'd get impeached.
Speaker 2: So then of course, and they're like, okay, so you
Speaker 2: have to get impeached for you to do a crime.
Speaker 1: He's like yeah, he goes okay.
Speaker 2: So then, but when you were about to be impeached,
Speaker 2: you told us you hadn't committed a crime, so you
Speaker 2: can't impeach me. They said yeah, in which the judges
Speaker 2: was like, do you hear yourself right now? And clearly
Speaker 2: he did. So then they came back and they wrote
Speaker 2: probably like damn near unanimous no, no, no, not damn
Speaker 2: near unanimous opinion that they was like, we're gonna, We're
Speaker 2: gonna we're gonna do this. We're gonna move really slow,
Speaker 2: like we're gonna make sure that our arguments are air tight.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: So the DC Circuits, I mean, they wrote no dissenting papers.
Speaker 2: They was like, look, this is like this real rap,
Speaker 2: Like we need to make sure that what we're saying
Speaker 2: is clear. Here's an excerpt from one of the from
Speaker 2: their paper. They said, listen, we cannot accept that the
Speaker 2: office of the Presidency places its former occupants above the
Speaker 2: law for all time thereafter. And then the judges wrote,
Speaker 2: doing so, they would collapse our system of separation of
Speaker 2: powers by placing the president beyond the reach of all
Speaker 2: three branches. Nigga, that makes you a king. What you're
Speaker 2: saying is the president is a dictator if you have
Speaker 2: total immunity, nigga forever. Like Like do you, I mean,
Speaker 2: what did you skip eighth grade? Guys like that's no,
Speaker 2: my nigga, No, you can't just screen force field.
Speaker 1: So that was already written. That already happened.
Speaker 2: And then everybody thought again, because the Supreme Court gets
Speaker 2: to pick and choose what cases they take on, they
Speaker 2: could look at the appellate Court and be like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, same nigga, hard agree.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like nah, I defer no nigga facts, Like they
Speaker 2: could just look at that paper and be like, I
Speaker 2: don't know, I got nothing, no notes, Nigga, Yes, it
Speaker 2: could have been that. And if it's that, if Trump
Speaker 2: tries to appeal, it's like, Noah, nigga, you got to
Speaker 2: go to trial. You're going to try to march like
Speaker 2: because you have no immunity. We need to start this
Speaker 2: trial about your involvement in this insurrection to where we
Speaker 2: can decide nigga, whether you were now the whole time.
Speaker 2: The clock's ticking because again, how you finnah, charge a
Speaker 2: person in a federal case while they campaigning for office
Speaker 2: while they are the official nominee of one of the
Speaker 2: political parties, Like now you're putting your thumb on the
Speaker 2: democracy according to the law argument. Obviously that's wonky, but
Speaker 2: that's kind of what they're saying, Like, nigga, what what
Speaker 2: I mean?
Speaker 1: What is we finna? We need to hurry up? Whereas
Speaker 1: Trump is like.
Speaker 2: No, wait, wait, no, no, not slow down now, not
Speaker 2: slow down now, I can call force Field. And just
Speaker 2: cause you say I can't call force field, that don't
Speaker 2: mean that's the last word. Now again Auntie could walk
Speaker 2: in the room, look at your big cousin who already
Speaker 2: said he can't call Forcefield, and be like, nigga, of
Speaker 2: course you can't call force Field. I can't believe you
Speaker 2: even had me come over here and listen to this.
Speaker 2: I'm out and that be it. But sometimes Auntie says, okay,
Speaker 2: let me listen to this, so that we never got
Speaker 2: to talk about this again. Now that's what the Supreme
Speaker 2: Court is doing. Let me listen to this. And what
Speaker 2: sucks about the whole situation is like, nigga, what like
Speaker 2: were you not watching the play? Were you not watching
Speaker 2: what was going on? Because cause, like my nigga, like
Speaker 2: y'all dragging y'all feet. It was like almost two months, No,
Speaker 2: it was like two weeks. Eight week, two weeks. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was like two weeks. Like you could have said
Speaker 2: this some a long time ago. But instead what we
Speaker 2: think is probably now we're not in a room. Probably
Speaker 2: the Supreme Court was arguing. They was arguing among each other,
Speaker 2: like yo, should we take this on. Some fools was
Speaker 2: like I don't look, I have nothing, no notes, nigga.
Speaker 2: Other fools was like, nah, we probably we should say
Speaker 2: something or maybe there are some notes.
Speaker 1: Maybe we should hear this.
Speaker 2: I don't know, but they had to have been backstage
Speaker 2: being like, okay, this argument's absurd, Like we know the argument, serve.
Speaker 1: It's like app sir.
Speaker 2: Even And this is the best part to me why
Speaker 2: like the play they running is so incredible because Trump
Speaker 2: and them know this is absurd.
Speaker 1: We are going to lose this.
Speaker 2: Of course we don't have total immunity.
Speaker 1: What are you talking.
Speaker 2: Of course you can't call force field because the whole
Speaker 2: game's over.
Speaker 1: You call force field.
Speaker 2: But if I can make y'all discuss this for a while,
Speaker 2: then by the time you actually say that, it's gonna
Speaker 2: be too late, that's to play. So the Supreme Court
Speaker 2: comes in and says, all right, I'm gonna listen to
Speaker 2: this case, which is bonkers.
Speaker 1: Now that sets a clock.
Speaker 2: Now, if the Supreme Court listens to the case, it says, actually, no,
Speaker 2: we disagree he does have immunity in this particular case,
Speaker 2: then everything stops. The January sixth case ends. Insurrections done
Speaker 2: this nigga literally got away with it, in which you
Speaker 2: could say, that's the finesse king of all finesse kings.
Speaker 2: Everybody got to like again, I'll say it again. If
Speaker 2: this nigga beats ninety one charges, i'd like, I have
Speaker 2: no choice but to put respect on his name. Now,
Speaker 2: he hasn't beat all ninety one because he'dn't already lost.
Speaker 1: He owed for three right now.
Speaker 2: But let's see. So they come in and they say, okay, word,
Speaker 2: we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna listen to it now.
Speaker 2: Y'all got eight weeks. So that lands us at April
Speaker 2: twenty second when oral arguments start. Where it is again,
Speaker 2: how the Supreme Court works is you come in and
Speaker 2: you build your case. Right, So you build your case,
Speaker 2: you say this why I think this nigga tripping, and
Speaker 2: y'all need to like come in here, Auntie, make it official.
Speaker 2: Tell this nigga he can't call force field right, and
Speaker 2: then this nigga gets to go. Wait a minute, now,
Speaker 2: if that's the case, which is his argument, If that's
Speaker 2: the case, how can presidents like actually run the country
Speaker 2: If we think nigga like, we just gonna get in
Speaker 2: trouble for every move we make. Y'all don't understand the
Speaker 2: pressure we under Sometimes you be making moves and you
Speaker 2: like it's just like y'all just can't be doing this,
Speaker 2: like it's not fair, homie, Like I was trying that
Speaker 2: that's their argument, right Supreme Court part of they feeling again,
Speaker 2: it's like, I can't believe I have to say this,
Speaker 2: but really, damn, we never actually had to say this
Speaker 2: because there was one case, which was Watergate Richard Nixon,
Speaker 2: in which he was an unnamed defendant in the federal crime.
Speaker 2: But by the time he was out of office, President
Speaker 2: Ford pardoned him, which meant he never went to trial
Speaker 2: because boy did and white men stick together anyway. But
Speaker 2: now it's like, well, I wait, hold up, were not
Speaker 2: at that part yet. So if they decide after April
Speaker 2: twenty second, it's gonna take them some months to take
Speaker 2: them some weeks to deliberate, and then they release their opinion.
Speaker 2: And if their opinion is nah, fam, you're not immune,
Speaker 2: then that means the insurrection trial starts. But Jerry's selection
Speaker 2: won't start till June, which means it's probably not gonna
Speaker 2: go to trial till September. But by September, oh, we're
Speaker 2: in the full of the election. He can be like,
Speaker 2: y'all can't, like, let's wait till after the election. And
Speaker 2: then you're gonna put all your eggs in the basket
Speaker 2: of Well, maybe I'll become president. And if I'm president,
Speaker 2: then my gi, I'm canceling this charge. And besides, like dog,
Speaker 2: this is undue pressure. Nigga, I got all these other
Speaker 2: cases like you're making it impossible. He could always complain
Speaker 2: you're making it impossible for me to run by doing
Speaker 2: all this. But the X factor and all of that
Speaker 2: in that word kit, in that scenario is nigga the straits.
Speaker 1: That like less.
Speaker 2: We forget how wild his squad is, how ungovernable them
Speaker 2: folks is they like they only stormed the capitol, like
Speaker 2: we don't know where else they gonna storm them.
Speaker 1: Niggas is with the shits.
Speaker 2: So the dudes that went to jail ain't nobody even
Speaker 2: tripping off. They just did they time I stood corrected,
Speaker 2: I thought it would happen again. If y'all like do nothing,
Speaker 2: y'all are doing something. It's just taking too long. And
Speaker 2: since it took so long, niggas is forgetting that there
Speaker 2: are consequences for your actions.
Speaker 1: But if your.
Speaker 2: Big homie gets off in the way that he gets off,
Speaker 2: if he be all these charges, oh nigga, you like,
Speaker 2: Oh we are bulletproof. Oh we're doing what we nigga?
Speaker 2: Oh we rode we rode, we back the right horse
Speaker 2: were good like and unfortunately Supreme Court got to think
Speaker 2: about that. They got to think about is like, am
Speaker 2: I setting the nation on fire by actually checking this food?
Speaker 2: Which is if you're a bully, a great place to be.
Speaker 2: If you're a dictator, it's a perfect place to be.
Speaker 2: Either way. The Supreme Court is looking at us like,
Speaker 2: I can't believe I have to say this, but no,
Speaker 2: have several seats. You are not fully a mute. What
Speaker 2: the hell is you talking about? You can't just call
Speaker 2: force field politics, y'all. Look in twenty seventeen, for two
Speaker 2: minutes and thirty seconds, we were on Pangaea.
Speaker 1: One land, one nation, one.
Speaker 2: Planet, and I and my ancestors were same age. Two
Speaker 2: minutes thirty seconds, we saw how small we are. We
Speaker 2: saw how privileged we are. To see how small we are,
Speaker 2: we saw black was beautiful and if you just let
Speaker 2: black be black and it blocks out the light, the
Speaker 2: light reveals the brilliance it didn't know it had. No
Speaker 2: we should trust black Moore and mixed metaphors can speak volumes.
Speaker 2: You know the planet knew we needed it. We were
Speaker 2: two days away from Nazis marching on American soil, spinning
Speaker 2: the most vile irony on the American myths, the greatest
Speaker 2: generation rhetoric. We were three days away from cars driving
Speaker 2: into peace. White lives matter, blood and soil appropriated Polynesian
Speaker 2: mosquito repellents turned white hoods, tiki torches turned burnt crosses,
Speaker 2: fat boy uniforms, and all khaki, which.
Speaker 1: Were kind of funny.
Speaker 2: Though two days ago we were one planet, two minutes
Speaker 2: thirty seconds.
Speaker 1: Our perspective was f and when you know it, when
Speaker 1: you look back down at the ground in.
Speaker 2: Space, the word America ain't written on the ground, and don't.
Speaker 1: Look like the maps.
Speaker 2: Streamed across the globe, streamed revolution televised ben Oregon highways
Speaker 2: searched into one ways to support the traffic. Kim Joe
Speaker 2: was singing five one flat, Prince kissed Trump, Kna Hassei
Speaker 2: and Cornell squashed their beef, Stormy Daniels and the prophet
Speaker 2: Daniel Dragon Thunderbird. Weinstein thought twice about Aun Sippy Elvis
Speaker 2: and swing dancing, finally admitted to being appropriators and gentrifiers
Speaker 2: and meek. He was set free early two minutes thirty seconds.
Speaker 2: I straightened my side. I had them stupid red hats, hippies,
Speaker 2: white girls, and hululu who cared about traffic on the grow.
Speaker 1: Five heavenly bodies.
Speaker 2: Just shot off their curves in beautiful stretch of off space.
Speaker 1: Give me so sexy. We had our appetite, or destruct should.
Speaker 2: Say state for a second, traded our guns for roses.
Speaker 2: It's you too cool for the glasses. You too stupid
Speaker 2: to not look directly at him? Did our president actually
Speaker 2: look directly at him after every expert said, don't.
Speaker 1: Look directly at it? Did you, lad?
Speaker 2: And you ever made out with somebody you know you
Speaker 2: shouldn't have, and you ever touch up you know you
Speaker 2: wasn't opposed to.
Speaker 1: And you ever seen an eclipse? You ever been a
Speaker 1: stone hinge?
Speaker 2: You ever felt connected to Mayans and Druids at the
Speaker 2: same time, Dogans, Egyptians, Etruscans, Ethiopians, And you ever experienced
Speaker 2: something that was so far above you, What's gonna happen
Speaker 2: whether you was there or not?
Speaker 1: Get it felt like the entirety of the.
Speaker 2: Cosmos conspired just to show you. Sung about yourself two minutes,
Speaker 2: thirty seconds, so that none of us should be alive
Speaker 2: for the next