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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after, it's my strawberry leather for today, the

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Speaker 1: subject I don't do black or broke when I'm out

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Speaker 1: right now though, the nephew is here with today's prank

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Speaker 1: phone call, what do you have for us today? Next?

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Speaker 1: I want to date your mama. See right there, I

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Speaker 1: want to date your mom, Steve, how would you do

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Speaker 1: it again? Please listen? Uh, today's prank is I want

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Speaker 1: to date your day. Put some prank on that. Put

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Speaker 1: some on yeah, I mean you know, I mean I

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Speaker 1: can't tell you how to prank because obviously we need

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Speaker 1: the king of it. Because I was just talking about

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Speaker 1: the introductions. Could use a lot of words. Put some

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Speaker 1: more flavor on that. Now see the flavors in the plank,

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Speaker 1: and we'll put some season in on that intro though. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's that's where you are not different. And so once again,

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Speaker 1: just do what you want again? All right? How do

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Speaker 1: I'm I can't? I want to date your mom? Do

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Speaker 1: you man? Run it? Hello? Hello, I'm trying to reach Uh,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach miss Burns. This is James. This

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Speaker 1: is her son. How you doing man? My name is

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Speaker 1: Gordon Gordon just recently joined the church man within the

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Speaker 1: last month, and I was trying to get into touch

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Speaker 1: with with miss Burns. One of the members gave me

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Speaker 1: a number, but I guess they must have gave me

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Speaker 1: the wrong number. I guess it's is this a home

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Speaker 1: number or what is this? A hell of hello? Who? Who?

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Speaker 1: Who is this again? My name is Gordon Gordon. I'm

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Speaker 1: I'm a new member at the church. Yeah. Uh, this

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Speaker 1: is just your number. Yeah, man, this is my phone number.

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Speaker 1: I'm James, I'm my son. Oh that's your mom. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's your mother? Right all right? Well yeah, my bad man.

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Speaker 1: I was trying to get in touch with miss Burns.

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Speaker 1: Now is do you have a sale or home number? Something?

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Speaker 1: I can it in touch with Miss Barnes. Wait, wait

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Speaker 1: to time, tell me tell you your name is what Gordon? Gordon?

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Speaker 1: Gordon not just joined the church man, so I might

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Speaker 1: not have met you yet, Jane. Okay, what God bless

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Speaker 1: you man, Thank you man. I appreciate it, because is

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Speaker 1: it anyway I could get your mom's home number from.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you're just joined the church. I mean I

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Speaker 1: don't I don't see why you wouldn't be able to

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Speaker 1: talk to it. I mean, is there anything there a

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Speaker 1: message I could pass on to it though? Uh? Well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean I'm I'm trying to see if it's all

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Speaker 1: right for uh, for me to take her out. I've

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Speaker 1: been seeing him for the last Hold up, Hold up,

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Speaker 1: hold up, hold hold Come and tell you you were

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Speaker 1: just send to you a new member to the church,

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Speaker 1: and somebody gave you or they were attempting to give

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Speaker 1: you my mother's number, and you're asking me if you

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Speaker 1: could take her out. Man, I wouldn't asking you. I

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Speaker 1: thought I had her phone number. I guess they give

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Speaker 1: me your number. Bout mistake. You know, that's my reason

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Speaker 1: for carll. I thought I was gonna get her. I

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Speaker 1: want to take her out, you know, maybe to dinner

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Speaker 1: or something. Well, I've been quite honest, man, I just

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Speaker 1: came back home from overseas from fighting and everything. Man.

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Speaker 1: And uh, I mean, you know my pops just passed

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Speaker 1: away not too long ago. And I ain't you know,

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Speaker 1: I ain't too keen or my mama going out with

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Speaker 1: somebody and beside you, you don't even sound like you. Hey,

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Speaker 1: she in the sixties. Man, older you man, I'm thirty six.

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Speaker 1: The hell out of you you how old man, I'm

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Speaker 1: thirty six, I'm thirty four. What is you doing? You

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Speaker 1: do realize my mom is pushing sixty right? Well? You

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Speaker 1: know what, man, I look at it like James, right, James,

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Speaker 1: I look at it like it's you know heyes, ain't

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Speaker 1: ning but the number. Man, This wasn't your heart, man,

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Speaker 1: And how you care yourself? You know? Yeah? But my hey, hey,

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Speaker 1: but my mama ain't know couger like that. And I

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Speaker 1: know she ain't coming after you right now. I remember

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Speaker 1: but going out with some of this thirty thirty. How

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Speaker 1: do you you do a baby man like I'm thirty,

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Speaker 1: I'm thirty six. Dude, Man, you like my brother something

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Speaker 1: man ain't nowhere in the world. My mama gonna be

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Speaker 1: I'm not calling trying to get permission from you. Miss

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Speaker 1: Burns is a grown woman and whoa whoa whoa talking

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Speaker 1: about now? I don't think you every man. I just

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Speaker 1: came back from fighting overseed her Pops passed away not

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Speaker 1: too long ago. I am the man of the house.

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Speaker 1: Let's get that straight right now, all right, I don't

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Speaker 1: care if I'm still living at home and now I'm

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Speaker 1: ass my mama on a date, you might as well

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Speaker 1: just stick the church dog, because you know, as I said,

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Speaker 1: be blessed. But it ain't gonna be no blessing for

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Speaker 1: me to you. I tell you that right now. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm not looking for a blessing from you at all. Bro.

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Speaker 1: You might, but I respect the fact that you've been

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Speaker 1: if I decide I wanna speak to miss Burns about

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Speaker 1: and Gordon wants to take her out up holding up, Look, Bro,

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Speaker 1: I don't care how old you say you are, all right,

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Speaker 1: number one, you're too young. As I already mentioned. All right,

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Speaker 1: this ain't going down with you and my mama. I'm

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Speaker 1: straight up, hey, man, not for your mama to decide.

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Speaker 1: No dog that you you're bringing up my mama. You're

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Speaker 1: letting the word your mama come out your mouth again.

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Speaker 1: That's gonna get you up, all right. I don't know

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Speaker 1: I'm pretty sick. I know what church my mama go

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Speaker 1: to and and it ain't gonna be her and you

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Speaker 1: you ain't gonna be asking her out, all right. I

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Speaker 1: don't give what it takes. I would show up on Sunday,

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Speaker 1: catch up in the porfeit or wherever you're gonna be

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Speaker 1: sitting in the back of the choir. It don't matter

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Speaker 1: something's going down. You were not gonna get with my

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Speaker 1: mama like that. You got that. That's up for your

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Speaker 1: mama to decide if your mamma want to go out

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Speaker 1: with me down dinner. I ain't long with that, man,

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm deciding it right now. It ain't gonna happen.

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Speaker 1: I told you, but wrede blessed or get your You

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Speaker 1: got two choices, all right. I didn't fight. Let's see

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Speaker 1: three years to come back and also deal with my

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Speaker 1: daddy Dian and then come back. I'm suffering from ps D. Dog.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm gonna do unless you want

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Speaker 1: to get it like that suffer from one PSD post

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Speaker 1: traumatic stress syndrome, and I will release all that on

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Speaker 1: you got that. I don't play. Hey man, listen, I

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Speaker 1: don't want no trouble. It don't matter to me. You

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Speaker 1: to have no trouble about you. Man. All I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: say is this right here. I'm gonna I'm gonna I

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Speaker 1: talk to you mom on Sunday. Okay, you ain't gonna

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Speaker 1: talk to Are you not hearing me? Man? I'm okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm crazy right now? Okay, can I say this? Can

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Speaker 1: I say one more thing? Kill you? Man? So you explode?

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Speaker 1: You ain't got nothing else to say. I got one

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Speaker 1: more thing before you explode. Man, if you're listening, yeah, man, James,

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Speaker 1: what hey man? I want to tell you this man.

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Speaker 1: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Hobby More to

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Speaker 1: show your mama. Hi got me to brank phone call

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Speaker 1: you get out of here because who hey man, this

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Speaker 1: is his nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man.

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Speaker 1: Your mama told me she's said my son been overseas,

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Speaker 1: he's been fighting. I'm glad to have him home, she said,

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Speaker 1: we gotta hit him back in the spirit of laughing. Man,

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Speaker 1: my mama, are you are you kidding me? Man? We

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Speaker 1: got you good. We listened to this show overseas. Man.

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Speaker 1: First of all, I gotta say thank you for fighting

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Speaker 1: for this country. I want to ask you one more thing.

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Speaker 1: What is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio

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Speaker 1: show in the land? Man, Nothing but the Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: Morning Show. Get it over season in the States? Though,

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Speaker 1: Thanks man, you know you did. Yes, you're a really

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Speaker 1: well Mama's need a little too, though, don't. I wish

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Speaker 1: we will talk about dating. Man. I might call you,

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Speaker 1: might call you next. See that's just see that's you

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Speaker 1: too far? Were you go too far? A lot right

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Speaker 1: there at that edge. But he usually goes to the

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Speaker 1: edge stuff over at sometime. You you think I'm mobible?

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Speaker 1: Now now perfectly? My is this reverse psychologist? No, I

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Speaker 1: don't matter, don't psychology. Don't work with him. We're getting

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Speaker 1: ready to get to the Strawberry Letter. Okay, up next subjects.

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Speaker 1: I don't do black or broke. We'll get into it

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Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to the morning show