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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show is here. Get your butt at the

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Speaker 1: the best ready go you've heard in a while, the

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Speaker 1: Jewels Show. Normally we never do this here it's a

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Speaker 1: jewel show. But there's somebody on the phone who wants

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Speaker 1: to tell us a dirty little secret. Dirty little secret

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Speaker 1: is the thing we do at a different time. But

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Speaker 1: they've been calling all morning saying that they want to

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Speaker 1: tell us something and I don't know what it is,

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Speaker 1: but our executive producer Brad Nolan said that it's very

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Speaker 1: important and I have to take the phone call. Okay,

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Speaker 1: then I should take the phone call and see what

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Speaker 1: it is. So hello, I don't have a fake name

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Speaker 1: for you. Normally, like if people fake name so they

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Speaker 1: can remain anonymous. But what do you want. I just

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Speaker 1: want to tell you, guys, I think I'm pregnant. And

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Speaker 1: I listened to you guys all the time and that's

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Speaker 1: why I'm oh, okay, well, congrats if you're trying to

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Speaker 1: get pregnant. I just took a pregnancy test while I

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Speaker 1: was on hold? What and that's why you've been calling

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Speaker 1: us all morning trying to get us on the vote. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I just wanted to bring you guys in on the

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Speaker 1: results if I'm pregnant. Okay, So how long until the results?

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Speaker 1: I don't know how? I mean how long did you

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Speaker 1: it's like it's just one of those sticks that you

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Speaker 1: I did. So how long I've got like another minute left? Okay?

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Speaker 1: I do you? Are you wanting a kid? I'm single,

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Speaker 1: so it's not ideal. Oh okay, So if you are pregnant,

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Speaker 1: do you know who the dat is? Yeah? I do

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Speaker 1: because it's not like we are in a relationship or anything. Well,

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Speaker 1: I mean, it happens. So you just pete on this

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Speaker 1: us know that you might be pregnant. Thank you for

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Speaker 1: listening to show. By the way, um, are you by yourself?

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Speaker 1: I am? Okay? And well we're here for a girl.

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Speaker 1: Let us know when it's ready. Yeah, there's still time left,

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Speaker 1: How long until it has it shown up yet? On

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Speaker 1: the thing, like it's usually like a what a plus

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Speaker 1: I am pregnant. And you do feel like you feel

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Speaker 1: just like I am sleeping, like crap may booths her,

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Speaker 1: and I've been really nauseated lately. All right, So if

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Speaker 1: not giving out her name because she wanted to call

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Speaker 1: even though it's not the time for it, and she

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Speaker 1: because she thinks she's pregnant. And you're single, you know

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Speaker 1: at least you will have to go to marine. Yeah

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Speaker 1: so we don't give us, don't give us the results

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Speaker 1: one thing. Welcome back to The Jewel Show's new hottest

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Speaker 1: game show called are You a Pregnant? And ar contestant

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Speaker 1: right now, we don't know her name, but she called

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Speaker 1: not pregnant? It looks like I am not, oh, not pregnant. Surprising.

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Speaker 1: All right. If you want to follow the show and

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Speaker 1: let us know if you're pregnant, you can do that

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Speaker 1: at the Jewel Show on TikTok and Instagram. You can

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Speaker 1: follow all of us individually. I'm a Jewel Fresh That

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Speaker 1: dre is the Jewil Show on demand. It's another Jewbil

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Speaker 1: phone frame morning. So that's twenties. Hello, Hi, this is

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Speaker 1: Pete Eakins calling from Community Homeowers Association I was looking

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Speaker 1: for Alex. All right, this is he. How are you? Um? What,

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Speaker 1: I'm okay? What's what's going on? Well? Not much? What's

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Speaker 1: going on with you? Well, I mean you call me.

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Speaker 1: I assume there's something you need, you know. The thing

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Speaker 1: homeowners association is that usually when we call it, it's

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Speaker 1: bad news. We're finding you, or we're telling you that

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Speaker 1: for you? Well, the bad news is I have bad news.

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Speaker 1: And the bad news is you're being fined five hundred

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Speaker 1: very soon. Happened at the community room? What happened? Well?

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Speaker 1: your little party. No, I get it, I remember it.

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Speaker 1: What's the problem? Well, was that you working the grille? Yes? Yes,

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Speaker 1: my compliments to the show. If it's smelled delicious. I

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Speaker 1: for you having a party in our community room. Wait,

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Speaker 1: that's not exactly it. I don't think you owe five

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Speaker 1: would just be nice to receive an invite and I

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Speaker 1: was not invited to your party. What I don't even

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Speaker 1: know you. That's my community room, isn't it. It is

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Speaker 1: not your community room. It's the community room of the community.

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Speaker 1: It's incorrect. And I work for the homeowners Association, so

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Speaker 1: technically it's my community room. And if I were going

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Speaker 1: want to invite them. It's not your house. Why would

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Speaker 1: I invite you. I don't know you, we are not friends.

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Speaker 1: third vice president of the homeowners Association. So yes, it

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Speaker 1: is my house. This is my community. You live under

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Speaker 1: my room. You guys are all the time. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: excuse me and give me one moment. I just need

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Speaker 1: to do something real quick. Let me just type something

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Speaker 1: all right, I just put in a toe request. One

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Speaker 1: because you didn't get a plate at the barbecue on

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Speaker 1: The fine was for not inviting me to hear barbecue

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Speaker 1: and it's not delicious. The toe request is for just

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Speaker 1: swearing at me. Watch your mouth, please. You know what

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go. Look, I'm gonna go get my papers.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go call the president of the homeowners association

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Speaker 1: and you bet enough told my card. If you do,

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Speaker 1: I will find your ass and beat the living. How

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Speaker 1: do you? Who do you think you are? I think

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Speaker 1: that I'm Jewel from the Jewel Show doing a phone

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Speaker 1: but I'm not sure sometimes. Yeah, this is actually Jewel

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Speaker 1: And your neighbor Tommy set you up. Oh. He says

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Speaker 1: that you guys have a terrible homeowners association and you

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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on Demand First Day follow Up. You

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Speaker 1: know that awkward moment where you want to talk to someone, yeah, right,

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Speaker 1: similar situation. That's what his email said. No, but he

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Speaker 1: called back from the girl that you met that you

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Speaker 1: exactly what the date was. Was it that same day?

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Speaker 1: Why don't you just start from the beginning, because now

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Speaker 1: I'm even confusing myself. So the other day I was

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Speaker 1: you know, I noticed this girl in front of me,

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Speaker 1: So you know, I made a little joke or something

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Speaker 1: you know. And what did she say when you asked

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Speaker 1: weirdest thing, you know, It's just like wait, so she staid,

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Speaker 1: wants to talk to you, Jeff. Are you still there? Yeah? Hi? Okay, Hey, Jeff,

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Speaker 1: too bummed out. I'm sure you'll meet somebody. Yeah, keep trying, Yeah, yeah, Jeff.

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Speaker 1: There you're a great guy, and there's somebody out there

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Speaker 1: up by Felicia? Felicia? How are you? By Felicia? I

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Speaker 1: but you actually don't like your sister's daughter. Huh yeah

420
00:24:02,119 --> 00:24:08,280
Speaker 1: my niece. Okay? Oh why yeah? Yeah, he's just to

421
00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:13,560
Speaker 1: see you next tuesday. Wow. Oh damn, Okay, I'm bad. Really,

422
00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:22,879
Speaker 1: he's just incredibly manipulative and mean and bratty and just

423
00:24:24,119 --> 00:24:27,359
Speaker 1: a pill. Does your sister know that you feel this way? No? No,

424
00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:29,439
Speaker 1: that's why. I mean, that's why she dies. It's my

425
00:24:29,520 --> 00:24:34,040
Speaker 1: dirty little thing. I'm a dummy can say. I was

426
00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:35,720
Speaker 1: gonna say I'm happy that she used to see you

427
00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:38,360
Speaker 1: next tuesday, because that's such an acceptable term in England.

428
00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:42,080
Speaker 1: Not so much over here, but it's very appropriate for

429
00:24:42,119 --> 00:24:44,159
Speaker 1: some people. People get very angry in America when you

430
00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:47,119
Speaker 1: say that. It's just like okay, in England they use

431
00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:50,920
Speaker 1: it for it's pretty much on ever menus family restaurants. Yea,

432
00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:53,199
Speaker 1: it shouldn't be like a good a deal, but like,

433
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Speaker 1: is it? I mean, is she going through a teenage

434
00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:58,360
Speaker 1: years or something and just a pain? Is that? It? No?

435
00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:02,639
Speaker 1: Got a teenage thing? Okay, okay, so well, hold is

436
00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:04,399
Speaker 1: she because you sound young? If you have an older sister,

437
00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:07,679
Speaker 1: do you. Well that's the thing, and that's this is

438
00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:12,200
Speaker 1: this is why I feel like really bad about how

439
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:21,879
Speaker 1: I feel about her. Um, because um, she's six, she's

440
00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:25,120
Speaker 1: he's last six year old. I see you next Tuesday.

441
00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:29,320
Speaker 1: I was thinking she was telling at least a teenager.

442
00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:33,199
Speaker 1: I mean you, guys, I know, I know it sounds bad.

443
00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:37,600
Speaker 1: I know, but like, trust me, trust that I am

444
00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:44,640
Speaker 1: telling you the truth. I trust she is the biggest

445
00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:48,960
Speaker 1: I've ever met. Okay, wow, hopefully she grows out of it. Yeah,

446
00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:52,200
Speaker 1: oh my god, I hope so. But I don't know.

447
00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:55,800
Speaker 1: It just every time I end up having to see her,

448
00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:59,520
Speaker 1: it just like it just gets worse. Oh yikes. I

449
00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:01,280
Speaker 1: would love to see the kind of guests that you

450
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:06,359
Speaker 1: get her Christmas. She gets like a Wuiji board for

451
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:08,439
Speaker 1: a birthday or oh my gosh, that's a great idea.

452
00:26:09,359 --> 00:26:12,080
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so she can call her real dad Satan.

453
00:26:14,359 --> 00:26:16,440
Speaker 1: All right, Well, hopefully things get better with her. Thank

454
00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:18,399
Speaker 1: you for telling us your dirty little secret. Appreciate it.

455
00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:22,680
Speaker 1: Thank you guys for listening. What's your Dirty Little Secret?

456
00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:31,879
Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on Demand I'm America. It's the Jewels Show,

457
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:34,919
Speaker 1: Land of the Free and Home of the brave. And

458
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:36,639
Speaker 1: you can tell that based on the fact that we

459
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:38,840
Speaker 1: have a lot of outdated laws. Even in some states

460
00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:41,800
Speaker 1: you still can't buy liquor on Sunday. So yeah, super free,

461
00:26:42,119 --> 00:26:44,760
Speaker 1: super free. Wow, also brave. You can tell by how

462
00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:49,200
Speaker 1: many guns we have stockpile because we're scared of well everything. Look,

463
00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:51,480
Speaker 1: America is cool and all, it's just not the most

464
00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:54,119
Speaker 1: free place. And based on the amount of Internet rolls

465
00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:56,800
Speaker 1: who comment using a profile where they won't even show

466
00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:59,600
Speaker 1: their picture of themselves, I'm not so sure we're that

467
00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:02,320
Speaker 1: brave either way. What does the rest of the world

468
00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:05,840
Speaker 1: think about us? Well, someone pulled two thousand people in

469
00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:08,760
Speaker 1: England and asked them to name the best and worst

470
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:12,080
Speaker 1: things that America has ever given to the world, and

471
00:27:12,119 --> 00:27:14,760
Speaker 1: they chose to England. I can probably give some insight

472
00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:16,760
Speaker 1: in this yet, Do you have any guesses English, Evan?

473
00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:19,480
Speaker 1: What would you say from England anyway? Yeah, it's in

474
00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:22,240
Speaker 1: your name, thank you very much. Yeah. Well, so the

475
00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:24,760
Speaker 1: worst and best things about the US? Yeah, I'd say

476
00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:27,959
Speaker 1: the best thing probably like how big everything is. Everything's massive,

477
00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:33,199
Speaker 1: even like portion size buildings, cars. Yeah, anybody who comes

478
00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:34,639
Speaker 1: to this country English, I'm not I'm sure you can

479
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:36,199
Speaker 1: relate to this. Anybody who comes to this country for

480
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:39,120
Speaker 1: the first time from another place, they you take them

481
00:27:39,119 --> 00:27:41,320
Speaker 1: to a McDonald's drive through or any drive through and

482
00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:44,119
Speaker 1: order a small drink and they'll be like, that's not

483
00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:48,159
Speaker 1: a lodge. Yeah. I was shocked. And everything's bigger in Texas.

484
00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:54,320
Speaker 1: Yeah it is, ye, except certain things. So here's what happened.

485
00:27:54,359 --> 00:27:57,240
Speaker 1: The best and worst things America has ever given the world,

486
00:27:57,280 --> 00:28:01,040
Speaker 1: according to a survey of Englishmen, two thousand of them,

487
00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:03,720
Speaker 1: I guess, and women probably just English people. And keep

488
00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:07,320
Speaker 1: in mind, America invented airplanes, Wi Fi, Google cars. None

489
00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:10,080
Speaker 1: of those made the list, though, Oh wow. The worst

490
00:28:10,119 --> 00:28:12,840
Speaker 1: things that we've given the world, according to the Brits,

491
00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:16,960
Speaker 1: include too many guns. Yeah it's not a great one.

492
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:18,359
Speaker 1: You ever go to the shooting range of the English

493
00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:20,440
Speaker 1: seven I actually have and I did have a great time.

494
00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:23,919
Speaker 1: It's awesome, isn't it. Did you shoot? I shot a glock?

495
00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:26,600
Speaker 1: Those are fun? Yeah, they are fun. Um And people

496
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:29,000
Speaker 1: who are against gun ownership and have never shot a

497
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:30,720
Speaker 1: gun there. I was like, this is I can't believe

498
00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:32,440
Speaker 1: people would ever even want to own a gun and

499
00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:35,480
Speaker 1: like you ever shoot one? Though? I like, yeah, it

500
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:38,080
Speaker 1: is pretty set. Yeah, they're fun. Among the other worst

501
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:41,520
Speaker 1: things that America has given the world the Kardashian family,

502
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:45,320
Speaker 1: Alex would have the opposite opinion. That's not even my opinion.

503
00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:47,360
Speaker 1: Like I look at them, don't you know what I

504
00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:51,520
Speaker 1: used to? Oh, they're atrocious. Yeah, like they are entertaining,

505
00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:54,840
Speaker 1: Like I don't understand how, but not as entertaining as

506
00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:57,160
Speaker 1: it used to be. This is an interesting one and

507
00:28:57,320 --> 00:29:00,160
Speaker 1: I feel like this is not an American invention, but

508
00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:04,640
Speaker 1: somehow we're getting the credit for it. Racial inequality. I

509
00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:08,120
Speaker 1: feel all the worst things happened before. Yeah, I feel

510
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:09,680
Speaker 1: like it's been happening for a long Maybe we just

511
00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:14,560
Speaker 1: have like a lot more racist Yeah, maybe country, some

512
00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:17,320
Speaker 1: racist out there's listening, like day An, Right, it's been

513
00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:19,400
Speaker 1: around for a while. But we made the best American's

514
00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:22,560
Speaker 1: best country in the gd world. We made racism great again.

515
00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:28,920
Speaker 1: Are politicians in general and Kanye West is one of

516
00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:31,440
Speaker 1: the worst things that America has ever given the world.

517
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:34,920
Speaker 1: According to the Brits, the best things that America has

518
00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:38,920
Speaker 1: ever given the world Netflix, Oh that's what that's what

519
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:42,160
Speaker 1: we call for it's okay, and this is a list

520
00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:44,960
Speaker 1: according to foreign people of what they think America has

521
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,200
Speaker 1: given the world. What are the great things? We say Netflix? Right?

522
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:50,960
Speaker 1: And then they always people always call Americans like entitled, right,

523
00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:55,520
Speaker 1: and uh, first world problem is yeah, let's proof right there. Yeah,

524
00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:57,920
Speaker 1: Netflix is cooling all but doesn't have everything. I mean,

525
00:29:58,080 --> 00:30:02,600
Speaker 1: I prefer Amazon anything I think of that America created Amazon, right,

526
00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:06,160
Speaker 1: Jeff Bezos didn't make the list either of the top

527
00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:08,440
Speaker 1: things according to the world the rest of the world

528
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:12,680
Speaker 1: that America has contributed to our society. McDonald's Oh yes,

529
00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:17,520
Speaker 1: I can get behind that one. What Coca Cola? Yes, okay,

530
00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:22,920
Speaker 1: I love co KFC, I love Hollywood movies. This is

531
00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:26,120
Speaker 1: what America. The best things that America to the world.

532
00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:30,560
Speaker 1: So very superficial. M Levi's Levi's the other thing that

533
00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:33,560
Speaker 1: made the top of the list of the best things

534
00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:37,720
Speaker 1: that America has ever contributed to the world. Is there

535
00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:41,240
Speaker 1: anything on the list you like? She's got pretty much, Alex.

536
00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:44,280
Speaker 1: I think you'll like this last one. Okay, Star Wars

537
00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:49,720
Speaker 1: definitely not texted for one of six one. Are you

538
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:55,680
Speaker 1: even American? Even? Maybe I should be English? I think so? Yeah,

539
00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:58,640
Speaker 1: maybe you should bet I was maybe English Evans should

540
00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:01,880
Speaker 1: be American. Yeah I switch I yeah, because the ideals

541
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:05,000
Speaker 1: I think I hold a very American Yeah yeah. Okay,

542
00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:06,840
Speaker 1: well now we have to change names of people on

543
00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:11,200
Speaker 1: the show. It's American Evan and English Alex. The Jebil

544
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:20,200
Speaker 1: Show on demand it's another Jebil phone Brame morning. Hello. Hi,

545
00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:24,080
Speaker 1: I'm looking to speak to Selene. This is she. Hey Selene,

546
00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:28,880
Speaker 1: it's Alexis from COO. How are you doing? Oh? Good good?

547
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:31,880
Speaker 1: How are you good? Um? Hey, just wanted to update you.

548
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:34,840
Speaker 1: I know that you've been working with Kate as your

549
00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:38,600
Speaker 1: wedding planner, but great news. Our head wedding planner is

550
00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:41,440
Speaker 1: taking over your account and he is amazing. You're gonna

551
00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:43,120
Speaker 1: love it. I mean he's probably gonna change some things,

552
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:48,640
Speaker 1: but you will love it all right, change things. Wait, wait,

553
00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:51,000
Speaker 1: everything's all taken care of and paid for. What do

554
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:54,040
Speaker 1: you mean? Yeah, I mean, but he's so good. You're

555
00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:56,680
Speaker 1: gonna love what he does. Here. I'm gonna I'm just

556
00:31:56,720 --> 00:32:00,440
Speaker 1: gonna transfer you to him right now. One second. Okay,

557
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:06,800
Speaker 1: I do, yes, I do Alario, decide to say yes,

558
00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:08,880
Speaker 1: say I do to you? I do to your wedding

559
00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:13,400
Speaker 1: Ilario will make it so fantastic. Oh, and there will

560
00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:19,000
Speaker 1: be no dry eye in the place. Splash slash, But

561
00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:22,920
Speaker 1: I don't slash splash the plans I have for your nuptials, Lario.

562
00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:25,440
Speaker 1: It's going to be so special that tears will be

563
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:32,440
Speaker 1: splashing on the ground. Yes, um a lot Alario, is it? Ellario? Yeah?

564
00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:36,040
Speaker 1: Lario like, yeah, I appreciate you wanting to help, but

565
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:39,320
Speaker 1: everything's already paid for and done. And you know I've

566
00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:44,400
Speaker 1: been planning my wedding, Ilario, Ilario. You don't know about Lario.

567
00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:49,640
Speaker 1: Ilario design clothing. But a Kate winslet Ilario, and now

568
00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:54,960
Speaker 1: I do your wedding, and now I do you. Well,

569
00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:59,120
Speaker 1: that's that's that's very nice of you. But um, I

570
00:32:59,160 --> 00:33:02,400
Speaker 1: don't want to change anything. I'm I'm everything's planned and

571
00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:06,560
Speaker 1: paid for. My guests all have replied, we're all. You know,

572
00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:09,640
Speaker 1: we're good to go. Yes, you say you don't want

573
00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:11,040
Speaker 1: to change, but you have not heard a lot of

574
00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:13,600
Speaker 1: your plan for your nuptial. And I am a mission

575
00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:19,760
Speaker 1: to make your wedding most spectacular splash power wedding ever seen.

576
00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:22,960
Speaker 1: It will be open, he said, most spectacular. Yeah, and

577
00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:27,000
Speaker 1: sracular splash parties hit the ground. Everybody happy, everybody start,

578
00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:31,600
Speaker 1: everybody happy again. How that's wonderful. But splash pow, No,

579
00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:34,600
Speaker 1: everything's paid for. I don't want to make any changes.

580
00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:39,400
Speaker 1: You're making me very upstart right now? Out does not exist? Altio,

581
00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:44,000
Speaker 1: make disappear plans gone, poof bye What did you just say,

582
00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:49,360
Speaker 1: make disappear alto Yes? Delete It only take one little

583
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:52,160
Speaker 1: key stroke to make the old wedding planner plan which

584
00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:57,400
Speaker 1: is I hete delete, I wipe it out. We start

585
00:33:57,400 --> 00:34:00,720
Speaker 1: again new, Yes, No, a lot you. No, you did

586
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:03,520
Speaker 1: not leave my wedding class. But we start new, We

587
00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:08,359
Speaker 1: start new. Funeral dead, bye bye bye Papa. What Yeah?

588
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:10,920
Speaker 1: I can you know I can barely understand you as

589
00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:16,640
Speaker 1: it is now. You're talking about what give you wedding birth, Yes, wedding, fantastic,

590
00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:22,759
Speaker 1: start new beginning. Funeral dead does not match saying I

591
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:25,880
Speaker 1: don't want your compau whatever you're talking about. I just

592
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:28,919
Speaker 1: want my wedding. It is splash pow. We fake your death.

593
00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:34,520
Speaker 1: Splash pow. Did you say you're going to fake your death? No, Ilario,

594
00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:42,160
Speaker 1: fake you did? Hello? Happy rebirth, wedding cry tears happy, sad?

595
00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:47,280
Speaker 1: What in the wedding you come back. Yes, Splash splash Papa,

596
00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:51,160
Speaker 1: only to find out Allario, it is wedding, happy time,

597
00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:54,359
Speaker 1: rebirth but new beginning. Splash pow, happy Ti, happy time.

598
00:34:54,680 --> 00:34:57,799
Speaker 1: What you're saying? Happy to hear? This is total and

599
00:34:57,880 --> 00:34:59,480
Speaker 1: I want to be put on the phone with somebody

600
00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:01,120
Speaker 1: who I can understand what I'm trying to say, that

601
00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:03,000
Speaker 1: we fake your death and then make it a funeral,

602
00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:04,520
Speaker 1: but then also like it's a wedding, you know what

603
00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:07,359
Speaker 1: I mean. That's why I was trying to say, OK, wait,

604
00:35:07,719 --> 00:35:09,680
Speaker 1: what do you Why are you talking like that? Now?

605
00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:11,560
Speaker 1: I don't oh, because this is a prank phone call.

606
00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:13,359
Speaker 1: My name is not a Laudio. But I do think

607
00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:15,080
Speaker 1: it would be a great idea for your wedding. Yeah,

608
00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:20,240
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, did you say this is a big prank

609
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:23,279
Speaker 1: phone call? Would Yes? This is actually Jewel from The

610
00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:25,839
Speaker 1: Jewil Show doing a phone prank on you and your

611
00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:33,040
Speaker 1: friend Michelle set you up. It's a joke. Wake up

612
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:37,400
Speaker 1: every morning with Jebil phone pranks the Jewbil Show on demand.

613
00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:42,360
Speaker 1: It's time Floor of the Roses only on The Jewbil

614
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:44,520
Speaker 1: showIn is on the phone today for a War of

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00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:47,560
Speaker 1: the Roses. To catch a cheater and if you guys,

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00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:50,160
Speaker 1: caldn't tell by the name of the segment, she thinks

617
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Speaker 1: her boyfriend is cheating on her, don't say yeah, I

618
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:54,319
Speaker 1: guess his name is Joe, and she said in her

619
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:57,000
Speaker 1: email that he's been acting very shady lately. She's pretty

620
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:59,680
Speaker 1: sure that he's seeing someone else. They've been dating for

621
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Speaker 1: a year and a half, so that's a long time.

622
00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:06,360
Speaker 1: Joe is Joe? Oh, that's we're about to find out. Megan,

623
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Speaker 1: thank you for your email. I'm sorry you have to

624
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:10,640
Speaker 1: be on the show like this, but let us know.

625
00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:15,839
Speaker 1: But tell us what's going on? Is Joe? Yeah? Well yeah,

626
00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:18,520
Speaker 1: I mean I hope, I hope not. But I have

627
00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:22,439
Speaker 1: a feeling that, like something's just not right. So what's

628
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:24,280
Speaker 1: going on? Why do you think Joe might be cheating

629
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:26,640
Speaker 1: on you? Okay, So we've been dating for about a

630
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:29,960
Speaker 1: year and a half. We've never had any issues at all.

631
00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:33,560
Speaker 1: He's like a really, really faithful dude. But the past

632
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:39,879
Speaker 1: couple of months something's been different. For sure. He has

633
00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:44,120
Speaker 1: been staying really late at work, and he used to

634
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:46,880
Speaker 1: be so good at always answering my calls and texts,

635
00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:50,000
Speaker 1: but now whenever he's at work, he won't respond at

636
00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:53,920
Speaker 1: all like, he'll address the text I've like sent him

637
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:55,719
Speaker 1: as soon as he walks in the door from work,

638
00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:58,560
Speaker 1: so he's not feels like he's not looking at his

639
00:36:58,640 --> 00:37:02,960
Speaker 1: phone at all or personally not responding to me. It's

640
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,640
Speaker 1: just been so shady, and so I asked him about

641
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:08,960
Speaker 1: it and he was like, you're crazy, nothing's wrong, Like

642
00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:11,560
Speaker 1: it's just work is busy. It is different when somebody

643
00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:13,359
Speaker 1: changes the way that they respond to you. If you've

644
00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:15,319
Speaker 1: been texting, you've been together for that long way. I

645
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:18,719
Speaker 1: know I'm bad at texting friends back. I'm bad at

646
00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:21,160
Speaker 1: answering emails. I don't answer my phone when it rings.

647
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:23,440
Speaker 1: Alex Freash and I are married. If he didn't know that,

648
00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:24,560
Speaker 1: but I have to say that because if you're a

649
00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:26,040
Speaker 1: new listener, you didn't know that, I got to explain it.

650
00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:27,720
Speaker 1: But if you're an old listener and it's getting annoyed

651
00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:28,920
Speaker 1: that I say that, I'm sorry about them, but I

652
00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:31,440
Speaker 1: have to do it. She text me, and I always

653
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:35,880
Speaker 1: answer right away because it's obviously we have a life together. Yeah,

654
00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:38,280
Speaker 1: and I communicate with her or I try to communicate

655
00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:41,759
Speaker 1: with her, But I'm so if he's not answering you,

656
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:45,399
Speaker 1: that's weird. Certainly sounds pretty shady. Yeah, it definitely does.

657
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:47,719
Speaker 1: No one's that busy to why they can't text or cool.

658
00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:50,080
Speaker 1: I mean, is there anything other than maybe he's cheating

659
00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:53,440
Speaker 1: that could be the reason for that. I guess what

660
00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:55,839
Speaker 1: if he's planning something for you, guys, Like what if

661
00:37:55,840 --> 00:38:00,359
Speaker 1: he wants to marry you? An engagement that's happened. I mean,

662
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:02,760
Speaker 1: but why wouldn't he be respond Like if he wants

663
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:06,279
Speaker 1: to marry me, he's certainly not buying the relations It's

664
00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:07,879
Speaker 1: a weird wait to show that you love someone by

665
00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:10,640
Speaker 1: not responding to them. Maybe it's really extravagant and he's

666
00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:12,920
Speaker 1: working really hard on it. Maybe he wants you to

667
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:15,960
Speaker 1: think that he's cheating, and then he's going to be like, no,

668
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:21,520
Speaker 1: I wasn't cheating. Here's a ring. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know.

669
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:23,840
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know. If he's that stupid, he

670
00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:27,560
Speaker 1: might be. Okay, so he's been staying late at work.

671
00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:31,719
Speaker 1: Has he been kind of avoiding you? I mean yeah,

672
00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:33,560
Speaker 1: so for the past couple of months. I mean, definitely

673
00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:36,439
Speaker 1: thinks it's been off. I definitely feel like it's been

674
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:40,000
Speaker 1: going downhill. I mean, we really haven't had sex in

675
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:42,759
Speaker 1: a couple of months, which is also a change. It's

676
00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:45,000
Speaker 1: a long time. I mean unless it started off that

677
00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:47,239
Speaker 1: way and you know, he's just not a guy that

678
00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:49,000
Speaker 1: wants to do that all the time, or you don't

679
00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:50,600
Speaker 1: want to do that all the time. But if you

680
00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:51,800
Speaker 1: guys were having a bunch and then all of a

681
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:54,799
Speaker 1: sudden it's stopped, especially has it stopped on his end

682
00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:58,880
Speaker 1: or your end? It feels like on his end, okay,

683
00:38:58,960 --> 00:39:01,480
Speaker 1: which is another reason I'm like, because maybe he's getting

684
00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:05,359
Speaker 1: it from from this person that he's been sending time with. Right,

685
00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:08,200
Speaker 1: he's going to another watering hole. Have you thought of

686
00:39:08,239 --> 00:39:12,360
Speaker 1: a way that we could call him that wouldn't be suspect? Yeah?

687
00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:16,479
Speaker 1: So he actually he plays on a community softball team

688
00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:19,200
Speaker 1: with some of his buddies and he actually runs the team,

689
00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:22,279
Speaker 1: so he gets phone calls from the league a lot.

690
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:25,560
Speaker 1: So I thought something something like that would work. Oh

691
00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:27,640
Speaker 1: is it do you know if it's a co ed like,

692
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,480
Speaker 1: is it females and males playing in the softball league?

693
00:39:31,239 --> 00:39:33,120
Speaker 1: It's just males? Oh? I was gonna say, we could

694
00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:34,759
Speaker 1: have found the cheetah h you can still be cheating

695
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:36,800
Speaker 1: with the dude. You never know what has happened before,

696
00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:40,759
Speaker 1: so close minded. Yeah, seriously, I hate myself for that

697
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:45,279
Speaker 1: and cancel you cancel eleven right now? Cancel eleven? All right.

698
00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:50,760
Speaker 1: What's the name of the league. It's called a league? Okay,

699
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:52,759
Speaker 1: all right, cool, Well we'll try to call him from there.

700
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:54,799
Speaker 1: Then we'll play a song come back, and then call

701
00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:58,360
Speaker 1: him and see if he is seeing someone else with

702
00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:00,759
Speaker 1: your War of the Roses against Cheeter. After this, it's

703
00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:02,719
Speaker 1: a jewel show on Hits one of six point one.

704
00:40:03,239 --> 00:40:14,320
Speaker 1: Hugging me Now it's just shaken. We co shut looking

705
00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:26,920
Speaker 1: but a nature so mine? Where's young boy? Wingo's just

706
00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:50,919
Speaker 1: some baby hoping could go? Oh I love you, I

707
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:56,960
Speaker 1: love myself. I feel like we could be come oks.

708
00:40:56,960 --> 00:41:01,120
Speaker 1: You ain't no gummy dummy, I like saying if if

709
00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:03,759
Speaker 1: we can guess it, just cut the purpose did not

710
00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:07,839
Speaker 1: might be honest tonight. Ain't giving you wonder public, I'm

711
00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:10,400
Speaker 1: giving you a hundreds. Can't get it something we just

712
00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:12,719
Speaker 1: gotta get into. It's like first Middle dass on the

713
00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:14,880
Speaker 1: Wisdom Coop and they wishing that the sky was like

714
00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:17,680
Speaker 1: a kissing booth, and the breakfast like ching gin and juice,

715
00:41:17,719 --> 00:41:20,600
Speaker 1: and it just like this is it too cavern. We French,

716
00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:23,919
Speaker 1: refresh me tooth when I bite that, come get me tooth.

717
00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:29,080
Speaker 1: You want lipstick, lip gloss, Hicky, So where's young boy?

718
00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:58,239
Speaker 1: We oh baby home and go oh you love I

719
00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:01,200
Speaker 1: love my time. I ain't give you a book neither

720
00:42:01,239 --> 00:42:04,480
Speaker 1: close you stop close you lemina. When good enough for

721
00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:06,719
Speaker 1: your fella, say that you love it. Don mean all

722
00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:09,080
Speaker 1: my trees black a dars. I don't need covering when

723
00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:13,120
Speaker 1: you feel like down. I can't need the next Shelly

724
00:42:13,239 --> 00:42:15,719
Speaker 1: like Gon need gulls. Know that you're gonna make me

725
00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:20,000
Speaker 1: need building. Know that I giveing with your bank maland

726
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:22,960
Speaker 1: know that got mean your back but the breaking. Know

727
00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:26,000
Speaker 1: that control and shoulder bakes it right back of this

728
00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:30,680
Speaker 1: cast for real. I'm gonna make you feel feels with

729
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:44,120
Speaker 1: Shin can give you whis for you boy, We oh baby,

730
00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:54,799
Speaker 1: hold me cousin, Gon boy Ran can do a lot

731
00:42:54,920 --> 00:43:17,480
Speaker 1: of I love my boy. It's time four of the

732
00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:20,160
Speaker 1: Roses only on this Jeble showIn is on the phone

733
00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:22,640
Speaker 1: four of the Roses to catch cheater and her boyfriend

734
00:43:22,719 --> 00:43:26,239
Speaker 1: Joe plays in a community softball league. So I'm gonna

735
00:43:26,239 --> 00:43:28,800
Speaker 1: call him from there and pretend to be from the

736
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:30,759
Speaker 1: league and offer him some flowers into someone and see

737
00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:32,799
Speaker 1: if he is cheating on her. Megan thinks that he's

738
00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:34,880
Speaker 1: cheating because all of a sudden, he started staying at

739
00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:38,640
Speaker 1: work very late. He hasn't been answering his texts or

740
00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:41,120
Speaker 1: phone calls from her, just kind of been not communicative.

741
00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:43,719
Speaker 1: They haven't been intimate in a long time, and it's

742
00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:46,239
Speaker 1: multi from his end, So Megan thinks that something must

743
00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:47,680
Speaker 1: be going on. We're about to call him right now

744
00:43:47,680 --> 00:43:49,920
Speaker 1: and find out if he is cheating. I am sorry

745
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,880
Speaker 1: for that very long drawn out intro. Megan, are you

746
00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:56,680
Speaker 1: ready to go? Yeah, I'm ready. So I'm gonna call

747
00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:58,640
Speaker 1: Joe right now and see if we can find out

748
00:43:58,640 --> 00:44:01,000
Speaker 1: if he's cheating. Remember, Megan, Joe been together a year

749
00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:04,600
Speaker 1: and a half. You guys lived together. No, No, okay, cool,

750
00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:06,799
Speaker 1: I just didn't get that. I didn't find that. All right,

751
00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:22,000
Speaker 1: here we go. Hello, Hi, I was looking for Joe.

752
00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:28,560
Speaker 1: This is Mar calling from League offices. Hey, how are

753
00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:30,600
Speaker 1: you doing? Hey, Joe, how are you doing. I don't

754
00:44:30,640 --> 00:44:35,440
Speaker 1: think we've met before? No, I don't think so. Yeah. No, Um,

755
00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:38,040
Speaker 1: I work here in the league offices and I handle

756
00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:41,759
Speaker 1: some of the organization stuff. We're calling some of the

757
00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:48,319
Speaker 1: managers and you're still managing your squad. I am all right, great,

758
00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:50,840
Speaker 1: we're doing pretty good this year. Good. Just calling to

759
00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:52,839
Speaker 1: kind of check in on a couple of things. I'll

760
00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:54,680
Speaker 1: get the fun stuff out of the way first and

761
00:44:54,719 --> 00:44:55,920
Speaker 1: then we can get to the business. What do you

762
00:44:55,960 --> 00:44:59,280
Speaker 1: think about that? All right? Sounds good. The fun stuff

763
00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:01,719
Speaker 1: is to say thank you to all of the people

764
00:45:01,760 --> 00:45:04,359
Speaker 1: who manage their teams and do all this work for free.

765
00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:07,800
Speaker 1: Wanted to extend an offer to send some flowers to

766
00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:10,160
Speaker 1: someone that you care about, because we know that you

767
00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:11,920
Speaker 1: take up a lot of time and trust me, you're

768
00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:15,200
Speaker 1: gone every Sunday, Saturday, whatever your day is that you play,

769
00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:18,120
Speaker 1: and we know that the you know, your significant other

770
00:45:18,239 --> 00:45:25,360
Speaker 1: sometimes get a little lonely at home. Okay, yo, what

771
00:45:25,480 --> 00:45:29,040
Speaker 1: did you say your name was? Again? I don't think

772
00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:31,160
Speaker 1: I did. Actually, when we got on the phone, I

773
00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:35,120
Speaker 1: did I introduce myself? I thought you did, but I

774
00:45:35,520 --> 00:45:39,520
Speaker 1: wasn't sure. I can't remember anyway. My name is Ross Darver,

775
00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:47,279
Speaker 1: Ross Stararver. Yeah, Darver with a D. Okay, So what's

776
00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:49,920
Speaker 1: the deal with the flowers again? Can you explain all that?

777
00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:54,320
Speaker 1: We're just saying thank you from the league? And offering

778
00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:56,480
Speaker 1: to send some flowers to anybody you want to send

779
00:45:56,560 --> 00:46:00,239
Speaker 1: them to. Hopefully it's someone that loses time from you

780
00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:03,320
Speaker 1: due to your commitment to the baseball team or softball

781
00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:06,520
Speaker 1: sorry softball team. Yeah, just a way to say thank you,

782
00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:08,799
Speaker 1: and also we recognize that all the work you're doing

783
00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:15,520
Speaker 1: for free. So okay, um hmm, could I send them

784
00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:18,960
Speaker 1: to myself? I mean, you can do whatever you want

785
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:20,720
Speaker 1: with them, So if you're going to send them to yourself,

786
00:46:20,719 --> 00:46:25,000
Speaker 1: I guess well I probably would have sent them to

787
00:46:25,160 --> 00:46:30,479
Speaker 1: my girlfriend Megan, who's uh, probably listening on the phone

788
00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:35,200
Speaker 1: right now, if she wasn't cheating. I'm gonna need an

789
00:46:35,239 --> 00:46:38,880
Speaker 1: explanation on that one. I'm I know that this is

790
00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:41,919
Speaker 1: Jubil and I know that this is War the Roses. Oh,

791
00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:47,759
Speaker 1: how did you know? I recognize the voice. I listen

792
00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:50,839
Speaker 1: to you guys all the time. It is the Jewel Show.

793
00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:52,719
Speaker 1: This is my name is Jewil? Well it mind's Alex

794
00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:57,719
Speaker 1: fresh minds English? And what how did you wait? Your girlfriend? Megan? Yeah,

795
00:46:58,200 --> 00:47:03,240
Speaker 1: so you're cheating. I'm I don't know what he's talking about.

796
00:47:03,719 --> 00:47:07,719
Speaker 1: That's not what this was about. Well, Megan, um, you

797
00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:11,439
Speaker 1: know I caught you cheating, and I set this whole

798
00:47:11,480 --> 00:47:14,080
Speaker 1: thing up. So no, you didn't set it up. We said,

799
00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:17,759
Speaker 1: we said. She emailed us about you because she thinks

800
00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:20,560
Speaker 1: you're cheating, and I don't. I don't even wear your

801
00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:23,600
Speaker 1: talking about her she's cheating, But she emailed us to

802
00:47:23,719 --> 00:47:26,200
Speaker 1: call you. Obviously you know that because you know the segment.

803
00:47:27,239 --> 00:47:31,239
Speaker 1: I'm so confused right now. Well, you know, Megan and

804
00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:33,840
Speaker 1: I listened to your show all the time, and I

805
00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:37,200
Speaker 1: was being shady with her on purpose. The fact is

806
00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:40,399
Speaker 1: she's the one that's cheating, and I found out because

807
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:45,880
Speaker 1: her best friend told me. What Megan, you're very quiet

808
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:51,680
Speaker 1: right now is what Joe's saying. True. I just okay.

809
00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:58,000
Speaker 1: So I'm just confused because j Jesse told you. I

810
00:47:58,080 --> 00:48:03,560
Speaker 1: don't I don't understand, and yeah, yeah, you know, Jesse's

811
00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:06,080
Speaker 1: a decent person and she told me everything because she

812
00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:08,200
Speaker 1: felt bad for me that I was being cheated on.

813
00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:12,319
Speaker 1: I did not see that coming. Like, you lost your

814
00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:17,680
Speaker 1: boyfriend and your best friend, you got anything to say? No,

815
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:22,560
Speaker 1: I no, this is no. I hope you'll still listen

816
00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:28,920
Speaker 1: to the show. Yeah. Yeah, well, you know that's the

817
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:31,600
Speaker 1: reason I haven't been having sex with you lately too. Honey,

818
00:48:31,719 --> 00:48:37,800
Speaker 1: So okay, I am. I think I'm gonna I gotta go,

819
00:48:38,120 --> 00:48:42,080
Speaker 1: I gotta go. Oh, I'm sure you too. She's gone, Joe,

820
00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:46,880
Speaker 1: Wow bye bye? Wow. You wait, you stayed around for

821
00:48:47,040 --> 00:48:51,759
Speaker 1: months after you found out. Well, you know what, I

822
00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:54,240
Speaker 1: just wanted to have my chance to have some revenge

823
00:48:54,600 --> 00:48:57,840
Speaker 1: and to humiliate her on the radio in front of

824
00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:01,719
Speaker 1: all of her friends. Did That's impressive that you knew

825
00:49:01,800 --> 00:49:04,480
Speaker 1: she would even email us? Like, what if she never did,

826
00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:07,319
Speaker 1: you'd beat That'd be a very long play. You guys

827
00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:09,440
Speaker 1: actually get married and have kids. You're like, one day,

828
00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:11,200
Speaker 1: she's gonna do that segment, and I'm gonna let her know.

829
00:49:11,840 --> 00:49:14,719
Speaker 1: We talk about it all the time. We love you guys.

830
00:49:14,840 --> 00:49:17,759
Speaker 1: And you know, I knew she would do it. I

831
00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:21,120
Speaker 1: just knew it. So well. I mean, good, good for you, Yeah,

832
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:23,160
Speaker 1: good for you for having a cheater. Yeah, and for

833
00:49:23,520 --> 00:49:25,520
Speaker 1: getting out of that relationship. She cheating on you, And

834
00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:27,600
Speaker 1: I'm sorry that that had to happen, But it sounds

835
00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:31,360
Speaker 1: like your plan worked. Yeah. You know, we just weren't

836
00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:34,239
Speaker 1: having sex anymore, and you know, less than a month,

837
00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:36,239
Speaker 1: and I was I was going to be out of

838
00:49:36,239 --> 00:49:39,319
Speaker 1: there anyway. So wow, Well you got it done. I'm

839
00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:42,839
Speaker 1: glad that it happened. Yeah, yeah, me too, Thank you guys.

840
00:49:42,960 --> 00:49:46,040
Speaker 1: All right, dude, well go about that. Take care. The

841
00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:51,000
Speaker 1: Jewil Shows. More of the Roses The Jewil Show on demand,

842
00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:56,640
Speaker 1: Jebils Dirty Little Secret. Time for your dirty little secret?

843
00:49:56,640 --> 00:49:58,360
Speaker 1: Remember text in four one O six one. If you

844
00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:00,440
Speaker 1: have a dirty little secret, you can literal really tell

845
00:50:00,520 --> 00:50:02,719
Speaker 1: us anything because nobody will know who you are. We

846
00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:05,080
Speaker 1: don't even ask what your name is, so you're free

847
00:50:05,160 --> 00:50:07,759
Speaker 1: to just spill the tea all over the place and

848
00:50:07,840 --> 00:50:10,200
Speaker 1: all over your faith and your lap and your pants

849
00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:12,480
Speaker 1: and whatever else. He got on and on the phone.

850
00:50:12,560 --> 00:50:14,680
Speaker 1: Right now, there's someone to spill the tea, and it's

851
00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:17,040
Speaker 1: obviously not this person, but the name we're going to

852
00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:20,000
Speaker 1: give them is Singia Malakar from American Idol way back

853
00:50:20,040 --> 00:50:21,680
Speaker 1: in the day. Who's now bald? If you haven't seen him,

854
00:50:21,680 --> 00:50:23,040
Speaker 1: that's kind of weird because he had long hair before.

855
00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:25,719
Speaker 1: What's up? Singia Malakar from a long time ago, which

856
00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:27,680
Speaker 1: is kind of weird, but who's now bald? But whatever

857
00:50:27,719 --> 00:50:32,200
Speaker 1: I said? Anyway, Hi, Hi, how are you okay? You

858
00:50:32,239 --> 00:50:36,960
Speaker 1: remember Singia Malakar from American Idol? I do remember Sia Malacar.

859
00:50:37,040 --> 00:50:40,320
Speaker 1: And here's the funny thing. I am bald. Oh you

860
00:50:40,400 --> 00:50:45,400
Speaker 1: are okay. I actually I have a history with Singia Malakar.

861
00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:46,840
Speaker 1: If you're interested in hearing it, I can tell you.

862
00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:49,360
Speaker 1: If you're not, all shut up, Oh no, tell me.

863
00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:52,360
Speaker 1: I once made that website Perez Hilton when it was

864
00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:54,800
Speaker 1: actually a big website because I posted a video on

865
00:50:54,920 --> 00:50:58,160
Speaker 1: YouTube that went viral of me performing in drag with

866
00:50:58,280 --> 00:51:02,839
Speaker 1: Sngia Malakar. It was awesome. Yeah, what did you see?

867
00:51:03,680 --> 00:51:08,400
Speaker 1: It's raining men, and I had Siam as my special

868
00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:09,920
Speaker 1: guest and he had no idea that it was going

869
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:11,880
Speaker 1: to be a drag show, and it was very awkward

870
00:51:11,920 --> 00:51:14,839
Speaker 1: for him, but very fun for me. And you should

871
00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:17,520
Speaker 1: re enact that. I should. I wish I could find

872
00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:20,040
Speaker 1: the video. I don't save stuff like that, and I

873
00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:21,800
Speaker 1: think you might be able to find it on YouTube somewhere.

874
00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:26,319
Speaker 1: But it had black about three hundred thousand views. Wow, wow, right,

875
00:51:27,239 --> 00:51:30,759
Speaker 1: look right after we're done? All right, Well, Sinjia, it's

876
00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:33,359
Speaker 1: been a long time since we dance and high hills together. Um,

877
00:51:33,680 --> 00:51:37,719
Speaker 1: what's your dirty little secret? Well, all right, so in

878
00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:40,160
Speaker 1: my little friend group among the people I hang out with,

879
00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:43,440
Speaker 1: thy pretty much look at me as the guy who's

880
00:51:43,520 --> 00:51:47,600
Speaker 1: the clumsy one, the forgetful one. You know, they treat

881
00:51:47,680 --> 00:51:50,040
Speaker 1: me kind of Oh you know, he's the one that's

882
00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:52,720
Speaker 1: gonna be late. He's the one that's gonna forget his wallet.

883
00:51:52,920 --> 00:51:54,560
Speaker 1: He's the one. You know that sort of thing you

884
00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:58,880
Speaker 1: stuff well, mister forgetful. So here's the real deal, man, Um,

885
00:51:59,280 --> 00:52:02,919
Speaker 1: I actually forget my wallet on purpose. I'm just cheap,

886
00:52:03,880 --> 00:52:05,200
Speaker 1: do you like? What do you mean, like when you're

887
00:52:05,200 --> 00:52:08,040
Speaker 1: out on a date people, So like if we're out

888
00:52:08,080 --> 00:52:10,279
Speaker 1: with my with the friend group and we're all out

889
00:52:10,360 --> 00:52:13,719
Speaker 1: doing stuff and we go have dinner and you know

890
00:52:13,800 --> 00:52:16,440
Speaker 1: it's time to split up the check. You know, I

891
00:52:16,640 --> 00:52:19,960
Speaker 1: forgot my wallet a time I left my wallet at

892
00:52:20,040 --> 00:52:22,000
Speaker 1: home or it's back, you know, it's way back in

893
00:52:22,040 --> 00:52:25,960
Speaker 1: the car we parked way way away. Because I'm okay, man,

894
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:27,600
Speaker 1: I'm just not going to pay if people are gonna

895
00:52:27,600 --> 00:52:30,080
Speaker 1: if people will pay for me. So do your friends

896
00:52:30,080 --> 00:52:32,280
Speaker 1: ever call you out for it? Like, dude, you're always

897
00:52:32,360 --> 00:52:35,279
Speaker 1: forgetting your wallet. You have like a checklist of like

898
00:52:35,360 --> 00:52:39,200
Speaker 1: who you did you last time? Well, you know that's

899
00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:40,920
Speaker 1: what you know. If you try and keep track of

900
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:43,279
Speaker 1: everything like that, you drive yourself crazy. So you know

901
00:52:43,360 --> 00:52:45,279
Speaker 1: every once in a while, you know, I do bring.

902
00:52:45,320 --> 00:52:47,960
Speaker 1: I don't forget every time, because if I forget every

903
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:50,440
Speaker 1: time that it becomes a thing. Right. But if I

904
00:52:50,560 --> 00:52:53,640
Speaker 1: do it, you know every two three times, oh man,

905
00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:56,959
Speaker 1: I left my wallet, it goes on by. Nobody says

906
00:52:56,960 --> 00:52:59,080
Speaker 1: the thing. So you pick and choose when you do it,

907
00:52:59,239 --> 00:53:00,640
Speaker 1: which is Mark Beau did it all the time. They

908
00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:02,640
Speaker 1: would know for sure you were forgetting your wallet on

909
00:53:02,719 --> 00:53:04,680
Speaker 1: purpose so you didn't have to chip in for the bill.

910
00:53:05,719 --> 00:53:06,960
Speaker 1: But you do it on purpose so you don't have

911
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:08,960
Speaker 1: to pay. Oh yeah, you can't do it. Oh yeah,

912
00:53:09,120 --> 00:53:11,040
Speaker 1: I can do it all the time. Man, Then you

913
00:53:11,120 --> 00:53:13,480
Speaker 1: get a different kind of reputation. Right now, it's kind

914
00:53:13,520 --> 00:53:16,640
Speaker 1: of a funny guy. It's that kind of ah, you know,

915
00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:19,399
Speaker 1: the guy just for god, he's a little a little

916
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:22,560
Speaker 1: a little absent minded or whatever. Right now, that's how

917
00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:25,920
Speaker 1: it's looked at. But you know, I used to it.

918
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:27,120
Speaker 1: I used to have a friend that would do that

919
00:53:27,160 --> 00:53:28,960
Speaker 1: all the time. And after a certain part was like,

920
00:53:28,960 --> 00:53:30,600
Speaker 1: I swear he's in that on purpose because he would

921
00:53:30,640 --> 00:53:33,560
Speaker 1: take out his wallet and something was always missing either

922
00:53:33,719 --> 00:53:36,160
Speaker 1: we were all putting cash in on the you know

923
00:53:36,239 --> 00:53:38,400
Speaker 1: the tab at a bar or we're gonna put our

924
00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:41,520
Speaker 1: cards down to split and he always didn't have the thing,

925
00:53:41,719 --> 00:53:43,200
Speaker 1: Oh wow, to pay for it. I was like, I

926
00:53:43,320 --> 00:53:45,680
Speaker 1: feel like that guy's doing it on purpose. Oh he was.

927
00:53:47,200 --> 00:53:50,440
Speaker 1: Are we friends from you? From a kidder? As a

928
00:53:50,520 --> 00:53:53,600
Speaker 1: matter of fact, we might be. Well, thank you for

929
00:53:53,640 --> 00:53:55,520
Speaker 1: telling us your little secret. You didn't know you hung

930
00:53:55,520 --> 00:53:57,480
Speaker 1: out with Sounjaia that all. I did not know that,

931
00:53:57,640 --> 00:54:03,120
Speaker 1: But thanks man? What's your dirty little secret? The Jewel

932
00:54:03,160 --> 00:54:08,200
Speaker 1: Show on demand? Hey Alex fend what what? Oh my god?

933
00:54:08,360 --> 00:54:15,640
Speaker 1: Hey English stop nudget. Are you ready because it's time,

934
00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:19,440
Speaker 1: ready now to play? Yeah, you guys didn't expect that.

935
00:54:23,440 --> 00:54:29,880
Speaker 1: It's so dumb. Just stop yelling. It's dumb me shouting.

936
00:54:30,360 --> 00:54:32,000
Speaker 1: All right, it is time for Beat the brit Do

937
00:54:32,080 --> 00:54:34,920
Speaker 1: you think you can beat English Evan in trivia and

938
00:54:35,120 --> 00:54:37,160
Speaker 1: on the phone right now? Line number two, which is

939
00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:39,360
Speaker 1: a very nice line. One of my favorite lines is

940
00:54:39,520 --> 00:54:41,800
Speaker 1: a contestant to play whose name I don't want to

941
00:54:41,840 --> 00:54:45,480
Speaker 1: say because I associate it with a terrible, horrible person.

942
00:54:46,400 --> 00:54:48,919
Speaker 1: So we're gonna have to change the name. Her name

943
00:54:49,080 --> 00:54:52,759
Speaker 1: is it's my ex girlfriend's name. The absolute worst person

944
00:54:52,880 --> 00:54:55,280
Speaker 1: like every to him. Yeah, I'm pretty sure the devil

945
00:54:55,560 --> 00:54:58,560
Speaker 1: the devil. So hey on the phone, can we change

946
00:54:58,600 --> 00:55:00,400
Speaker 1: your name with something else? Like? I know, yeah, I

947
00:55:00,400 --> 00:55:02,799
Speaker 1: can't even say it. It gives me shivers, PTSD all

948
00:55:02,840 --> 00:55:08,640
Speaker 1: kinds of stuff. Okay, okay, I'll allow it. I'm sure. Yeah,

949
00:55:08,719 --> 00:55:13,520
Speaker 1: you say you're probably great. Mercedes. Oh that's Mercedes. I

950
00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:16,760
Speaker 1: feel so much better. You should go Mercedes, A right, Mercedes.

951
00:55:17,080 --> 00:55:19,759
Speaker 1: Do you think you can beat English? Even interview? Oh?

952
00:55:19,840 --> 00:55:22,120
Speaker 1: Why do in my car? So I guess we'll see

953
00:55:22,160 --> 00:55:24,320
Speaker 1: how it is live. Yes, we will. We want to

954
00:55:24,360 --> 00:55:26,839
Speaker 1: send to English Evan out of the studio, and while

955
00:55:26,880 --> 00:55:28,359
Speaker 1: he's making his way out, you know the game's played.

956
00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:30,520
Speaker 1: He got thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible.

957
00:55:30,560 --> 00:55:31,920
Speaker 1: If you don't know when Jesse passed and you have

958
00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:35,000
Speaker 1: to beat English Evan outright to Wayne, are you ready? Yep,

959
00:55:35,239 --> 00:55:41,160
Speaker 1: let's do it, Mercedes. Here we go. Feels so powerful

960
00:55:41,160 --> 00:55:42,759
Speaker 1: when you have sound effects like that that just happened,

961
00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:45,719
Speaker 1: when you say things your time it starts now. What

962
00:55:45,920 --> 00:55:49,600
Speaker 1: is the first animal to be cloned? Aut How many

963
00:55:49,680 --> 00:55:54,560
Speaker 1: weeks are there in a year? What were Mickey Mouse's

964
00:55:54,600 --> 00:56:00,960
Speaker 1: first words? Hi? How did Marilyn and Rhode suicide. How

965
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:06,200
Speaker 1: many toes does a cat have? What US holds the

966
00:56:06,239 --> 00:56:08,960
Speaker 1: current official highest registered temperature on Earth at one hundred

967
00:56:08,960 --> 00:56:12,920
Speaker 1: and thirty four point one degrees that valley. And you

968
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:14,920
Speaker 1: got that in on time, Mercedes, Your time was up.

969
00:56:14,920 --> 00:56:16,640
Speaker 1: That was really perfectly timed with the sound effect. I

970
00:56:16,760 --> 00:56:18,239
Speaker 1: like how you did that there? Did you get the

971
00:56:18,360 --> 00:56:21,399
Speaker 1: cat answer? Because Mercedes, you tried to redo it. Are

972
00:56:21,400 --> 00:56:24,520
Speaker 1: you accepting that? Alex for you? Did you say to eight? Yes?

973
00:56:24,640 --> 00:56:26,160
Speaker 1: You said ten first and then okay, I want to

974
00:56:26,200 --> 00:56:27,520
Speaker 1: make sure we got that in. All right, we're bringing

975
00:56:27,680 --> 00:56:30,320
Speaker 1: seven back into the studio, all right, Mercedes, while English

976
00:56:30,320 --> 00:56:32,000
Speaker 1: seven takes a seat, puts his headphones on. Is there

977
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:33,600
Speaker 1: anything that you would like the world to know about you?

978
00:56:33,719 --> 00:56:36,400
Speaker 1: Is there an interesting tidbit? I always wanted to be

979
00:56:36,600 --> 00:56:39,880
Speaker 1: on the radio or a news station when I was

980
00:56:39,920 --> 00:56:44,680
Speaker 1: a kid. Congratulation, dreams do come true? He's there fifteen

981
00:56:44,680 --> 00:56:47,439
Speaker 1: minutes of name. All right, Well, I'll let you throw

982
00:56:47,480 --> 00:56:49,759
Speaker 1: it to English even then, So since you've always wanted

983
00:56:49,800 --> 00:56:55,880
Speaker 1: to do this, so just say, here we go. Okay,

984
00:56:56,560 --> 00:57:03,560
Speaker 1: you're not your long career. Here we go, English seven. Yeah,

985
00:57:03,640 --> 00:57:06,160
Speaker 1: your time starts. Now, what was the first animal to

986
00:57:06,239 --> 00:57:08,840
Speaker 1: be cloned a sheep? How many weeks are there in

987
00:57:08,920 --> 00:57:12,960
Speaker 1: a year? Fifty two? What were Mickey Mouse's first words?

988
00:57:14,320 --> 00:57:18,080
Speaker 1: How did Marilyn Monroe die overdose? How many tons does

989
00:57:18,120 --> 00:57:22,520
Speaker 1: the cat have? Oh? My god, might I have a cat? One? Three?

990
00:57:22,640 --> 00:57:25,640
Speaker 1: Four four? What US city holds the current official highest

991
00:57:25,680 --> 00:57:27,840
Speaker 1: registered temperature on Earth at one hundred and thirty four

992
00:57:27,840 --> 00:57:31,360
Speaker 1: point one degrees? You a city? How about somewhere in Arizona?

993
00:57:31,480 --> 00:57:37,120
Speaker 1: Like sumhere at Arizona? All right, somewhere Arizona. That's wrong,

994
00:57:38,760 --> 00:57:41,880
Speaker 1: English seven. Let's send it over to the scoreboard and

995
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:44,920
Speaker 1: see how both you guys did with Brad. I brought

996
00:57:45,040 --> 00:57:51,400
Speaker 1: my shoe, Nolan funky. That's fine. This one's a little

997
00:57:51,440 --> 00:57:54,680
Speaker 1: difficult because you're technically right on one of them, but yeah,

998
00:57:54,920 --> 00:57:59,360
Speaker 1: it is right. Okay, So Jackie, you got three correct. Congratulations,

999
00:57:59,440 --> 00:58:06,160
Speaker 1: that's very good. It's very good. Mercedes anyways, sorry, Mercedes

1000
00:58:08,040 --> 00:58:11,520
Speaker 1: even also got three correct, so he wins on technicality.

1001
00:58:12,120 --> 00:58:14,680
Speaker 1: The house the house. I does go to the house, Mercedes,

1002
00:58:14,760 --> 00:58:17,200
Speaker 1: But keep in mind Alex hasn't gone over the answers yet. English.

1003
00:58:17,240 --> 00:58:19,760
Speaker 1: Evan could say something and cut her to take away

1004
00:58:19,760 --> 00:58:21,200
Speaker 1: a point from him, and you might win before you

1005
00:58:21,200 --> 00:58:23,040
Speaker 1: can put that pressure on me every time. Let's go

1006
00:58:23,120 --> 00:58:26,160
Speaker 1: over the answers, Alex, for ye, what was the first

1007
00:58:26,200 --> 00:58:28,480
Speaker 1: animal to be cloned? Sheep? How many weeks are there

1008
00:58:28,520 --> 00:58:31,680
Speaker 1: in a year? Fifty two? What were Mickey Mouse's first words?

1009
00:58:31,800 --> 00:58:36,960
Speaker 1: Hot dogs? Really? How did Marilyn and Rode suicide? Overdose? Okay? Good? Yeah?

1010
00:58:37,080 --> 00:58:39,600
Speaker 1: How many toes does have? Eighteen? I mean you really,

1011
00:58:40,280 --> 00:58:42,840
Speaker 1: because you have in that rate, you mean, on every

1012
00:58:42,920 --> 00:58:49,720
Speaker 1: single foot. Cats don't have hands? How many toes fingers? Four? Yeah? Yeah,

1013
00:58:49,720 --> 00:58:51,280
Speaker 1: you're right, you're right. Never mind, you can see how

1014
00:58:51,360 --> 00:58:52,800
Speaker 1: much you respect your cat, though you look at it

1015
00:58:52,880 --> 00:58:55,200
Speaker 1: like it's a human. If her name wasn't the worst name,

1016
00:58:55,280 --> 00:58:57,440
Speaker 1: then I would have taken a point. I would have

1017
00:58:57,560 --> 00:58:59,520
Speaker 1: and then he would have lost. Remember that what us

1018
00:58:59,560 --> 00:59:02,080
Speaker 1: city wholes The current official highest registered temperature on Earth

1019
00:59:02,080 --> 00:59:05,040
Speaker 1: at one hundred and thirty four point one degrees doth Sally, California.

1020
00:59:05,120 --> 00:59:07,200
Speaker 1: And that's it? All right? Well, all right, you guys,

1021
00:59:07,280 --> 00:59:08,880
Speaker 1: tied tide does go to the house, But it really

1022
00:59:08,920 --> 00:59:12,040
Speaker 1: doesn't matter because you're gonna win some stuff anyway. I

1023
00:59:12,200 --> 00:59:15,720
Speaker 1: Alex Fresh, tell Mercedes what she wants. Well, you're well

1024
00:59:15,720 --> 00:59:19,160
Speaker 1: because I'm all thrown off right now because of her name,

1025
00:59:19,280 --> 00:59:21,640
Speaker 1: just for she didn't win, and because just for playing

1026
00:59:21,680 --> 00:59:24,320
Speaker 1: and tying him. Yeah, I'm gonna send you some Jewel

1027
00:59:24,360 --> 00:59:26,040
Speaker 1: Show s flag, so hangl on, I'll get your phone.

1028
00:59:26,600 --> 00:59:31,720
Speaker 1: Thank you, thanks for flags, Thank you, Jackie, Sorry Jackie.

1029
00:59:31,800 --> 00:59:35,480
Speaker 1: One m gratulations Mercedes, He's just what I'm done, all right.

1030
00:59:35,880 --> 00:59:39,440
Speaker 1: Beat every single Tuesday and Thursday at this time The

1031
00:59:39,600 --> 00:59:41,040
Speaker 1: Jewel Show on demand