Speaker 1: The second date update. You guys, feeling the warm breeze
Speaker 1: in your hair right now?
Speaker 2: I'm not what I want to.
Speaker 1: I mean, feel the sands stuck in your bikini bottoms,
Speaker 1: the wet splashes on your face of what I hope
Speaker 1: isn't contaminated lake water.
Speaker 2: How are you making this dream?
Speaker 1: And we're just going to get right to the second
Speaker 1: date today with one of our listeners, Alan, because he's
Speaker 1: one of the smart people, he took his date out
Speaker 1: to a place that was difficult to quickly escape from,
Speaker 1: out in the middle of the water. Isn't that right, Alan,
Speaker 1: I'm scared.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's absolutely correct.
Speaker 2: Are you all trying to say you went boating? Is
Speaker 2: that what you're trying to say?
Speaker 3: Yes, I did take my date on the lake.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay? And what's your date's name?
Speaker 3: Her name is Erica?
Speaker 4: Okay, bombo, I'm bumble. I mean, how is your conversation?
Speaker 3: It was great? Well, first of all, she's gorgeous, of course,
Speaker 3: and she's fun and she likes to have a good time.
Speaker 3: She's out doorsy, which is great because am I okay?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: Everything is matching up between you and Erica.
Speaker 3: So we met up at the lake and we went kayaking.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's fun.
Speaker 3: So she shows up looking like a supermodel and her
Speaker 3: water higher, I mean, so hot.
Speaker 2: It's such a fun date.
Speaker 4: I love that you like planned and you you know,
Speaker 4: put some activities together.
Speaker 2: You thought about what she liked. I mean, I bet
Speaker 2: she was.
Speaker 3: Stoked, definitely, And I brought a couple of beers just
Speaker 3: to like relax, you know, because it's our first date. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we had a great conversation. We went on the kayak's
Speaker 3: the kayak for two, Okay, very romantic.
Speaker 1: I don't know why. In my head I was picturing
Speaker 1: a kayak for two, like her sitting on top of
Speaker 1: his shoulders while they paddled like that sounds like a
Speaker 1: romantic type of activity, the fun type of kayaking. But
Speaker 1: do you feel like you were able to connect with
Speaker 1: her while you guys.
Speaker 3: Are out there. We had great conversation, you know, I
Speaker 3: made a laugh, and you know, we were out there
Speaker 3: for about like an hour, and then her arms got tired,
Speaker 3: you know, so we went back again.
Speaker 1: You just made her paddle the entire time, okay.
Speaker 3: Like I was actually kind of happy, just because it
Speaker 3: was hot out and I was getting sumburned, so I
Speaker 3: didn't really mind. So then we took paddled to the shore.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm sorry, we paddled to like, like, you know,
Speaker 3: we left the lake and.
Speaker 1: Then okay, so.
Speaker 3: Wherever the ground is, it's not a beach.
Speaker 2: Okay, you found Alan.
Speaker 1: I can tell just by your voice that you're sounding
Speaker 1: a little bit nervous right now, but it's okay. I
Speaker 1: mean you must have just really liked Erica a lot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I did. I really did like her, and I
Speaker 3: was hoping for like a second date.
Speaker 4: How did you end it? I mean you said you
Speaker 4: paddled to the shore and then what.
Speaker 3: So we paddled the shore and then I actually got
Speaker 3: stuck in my kayak, had drag the kayak and me
Speaker 3: out with who knows with her four star arms. That
Speaker 3: felt so bad out Yeah, like I was a dead fish.
Speaker 3: I can say.
Speaker 2: That's not a sexy look to leave.
Speaker 3: No, it was embarrassing at the start, but at the
Speaker 3: end we're like we both thought, had a really good
Speaker 3: laugh about it.
Speaker 1: Okay, at least you were able to get on the
Speaker 1: same page. It's funny. I just I just picture her
Speaker 1: trying to put like canola oil all over your body,
Speaker 1: trying to like flip you out of your kayak hole.
Speaker 3: It was actually olive oil.
Speaker 1: You had some type of oil.
Speaker 3: I always break some type of oil with me, good Man.
Speaker 2: Actually, I can't tell you. I can't tell if Allan's
Speaker 2: joking or not.
Speaker 3: You're joking, right, maybe, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So since that date happened, have you been keeping
Speaker 1: in touch with Erica? Like, how how's that been?
Speaker 3: Well? I mean had texted her and no response, and
Speaker 3: then I went back on bumbball and I was trying
Speaker 3: to get hold of her but nothing. It's like dead silently.
Speaker 3: I don't think it was because she dragged me out.
Speaker 3: I was a person on baywatch.
Speaker 1: Well, that's what I was going to ask. She had
Speaker 1: to pull you off physically. Was there any other physical contact?
Speaker 1: A hug, a high five, a kiss, anything. It'd be
Speaker 1: hard to do a hug with your so slippery with
Speaker 1: the oil slip right now.
Speaker 3: No Cass, No Cassy, you know, because I was a gentleman.
Speaker 3: But we did get a hug. I couldn't get that
Speaker 3: close to her because my life jacket was bulky, but.
Speaker 1: He kept the life jackets on for the hug.
Speaker 3: The guy was actually pretty successful, even though it sounds
Speaker 3: like it might be an epic fail.
Speaker 4: I feel like, yeah, maybe next time, like half hour
Speaker 4: of kayaking and then maybe go get food and a
Speaker 4: drink or something as well.
Speaker 1: He brought two light beers with him I did.
Speaker 3: I did a couple of like beers and a box
Speaker 3: of cheese. It's that we were like throwing at each other.
Speaker 2: Nothing wrong with him box of soggy cheese.
Speaker 1: Its you can't argue with that. So I don't know
Speaker 1: what's wrong with this girl, Erica. We're gonna call her
Speaker 1: and try and figure it out. We'll get to the
Speaker 1: bottom of it with your second date update, Next second
Speaker 1: date update. Oh I just I can't stop thinking about
Speaker 1: the awkward life vest Hug farms sick and the sound
Speaker 1: of wet cloth, plastic rubbish together. It's just a lot
Speaker 1: of squeaking, but two dolphins trying to French kiss. I mean,
Speaker 1: not the most romantic ending that we've ever heard on
Speaker 1: the show. But that's how Alan ended his date with
Speaker 1: Erica after they spent about an hour together out on
Speaker 1: the lake, and so ever since then, she's been ghosting him,
Speaker 1: and Alan wants our help to turn that life vest
Speaker 1: Hug into a lifelong relationship.
Speaker 2: I see what you did there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's stop, Alan, How you doing man good?
Speaker 3: You know, I was actually just thinking maybe when she
Speaker 3: pulled me up on shore, I might have looked less
Speaker 3: badly and I'm pretty badly.
Speaker 5: So I'm pulling a guy in a life fest out
Speaker 5: of the kayak.
Speaker 2: Doesn't sounds like Okay, come on, buddy, let's get you
Speaker 2: out of the kayak.
Speaker 1: Nothing screams testosterone to me like being pulled out of
Speaker 1: a kayaki.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it just sucks that that was like your last
Speaker 5: impression too. I mean, I know that you guys got
Speaker 5: to laugh about it, and that's cool, but like that.
Speaker 3: I just checked my bumbo account and I can't find her.
Speaker 3: I think she blocked me or she just follow me.
Speaker 4: Okay, well, we're just gonna really look forward to this.
Speaker 2: Call from us.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's not speculate anymore. We're just gonna call Erica
Speaker 1: and see what she has to say. We'll ask her
Speaker 1: exactly how manly you were. Okay, all right, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna die her number right now. We'll see what
Speaker 1: you just say. Let's do. Hello, Hey is this Erica.
Speaker 1: It is hey Erica. My name is Jeff from the
Speaker 1: radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. How are
Speaker 1: you doing?
Speaker 6: Uh, I'm good, I'm sorry. Where are you from.
Speaker 1: We're from a radio show. It's called Brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the Morning on every morning.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 4: You can also get us on podcast on Spotify if
Speaker 4: you want to look us up there.
Speaker 6: Oh okay, I'm what?
Speaker 3: I sorry?
Speaker 6: What do you want?
Speaker 1: We want to ask you a little bit about a
Speaker 1: date that you went on recently with one of our listeners.
Speaker 1: Help our friend. Yeah, somebody do call a second date update?
Speaker 1: Do you remember going out recently with a guy named Alan?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 6: Alan, Alan's a liar.
Speaker 3: That guy is the biggest liar.
Speaker 1: What he's whoa you mean the manly man that you
Speaker 1: pulled out of the coin.
Speaker 2: We didn't need to do that. Oh my god, that
Speaker 2: is such a I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: I don't mean to interrupt Erica, but that is not
Speaker 4: what I think any of us expected. Like, we talked
Speaker 4: to Alan, and he was I didn't see liar written
Speaker 4: all over him, But I don't.
Speaker 5: Think he could get away with a lot and humble, wholesome,
Speaker 5: humble hunk is how we yeah, how we read it.
Speaker 6: Oh, so then he continues to lie to you guys, too,
Speaker 6: and he's totally fooled you that.
Speaker 2: What is he like some player or something like? What
Speaker 2: are you saying?
Speaker 3: No, I wouldn't go okay, what was your take? Okay?
Speaker 6: Well, so on his profile, like he talked about, you know,
Speaker 6: his boat, how he's on his boat all the time.
Speaker 3: Ye.
Speaker 6: So like when we.
Speaker 7: Started talking, he invited me out on his boat, okay,
Speaker 7: not a dumb kayak, which everyone.
Speaker 2: I would go on a boat and I wouldn't want
Speaker 2: to kayak.
Speaker 4: Wait, you thought he meant boat boat not man powered boat.
Speaker 6: Yeah, of course, like a boat with a boater.
Speaker 2: I mean, but why does that matter?
Speaker 6: Like he's cute, right, why does it matter? For every
Speaker 6: reason possible? First of all, his picture is the way
Speaker 6: he like has them frame. It looks like he's on
Speaker 6: the water, but he kind of cuts out like I
Speaker 6: don't know the kayak part.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, So you were expecting to be out on
Speaker 1: some like yacht.
Speaker 2: Yeah I don't know.
Speaker 6: I mean one where I don't have to paddle? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, But I mean, were you able to get past
Speaker 4: that initial shock? Like he said, he brought some beers
Speaker 4: and you guys had a good time.
Speaker 6: I didn't even be completely rude and like we're out
Speaker 6: there anyway. So I was like, okay, I'll get on this, like,
Speaker 6: we'll do it. And we're out there for like an
Speaker 6: hour and my arm there on fire. I didn't expect
Speaker 6: to be doing more workout this day. And finally we
Speaker 6: get back to the shore and he gets stuck.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, he told us that part of the story.
Speaker 1: And I don't want to sound super judgmental here, but
Speaker 1: doesn't it seem a little bit superficial. No, that's the
Speaker 1: only thing that you're interested in. No, No, I'm saying.
Speaker 6: You, Okay, I'm planning to have a fun summer, like
Speaker 6: not on a kayak.
Speaker 1: You can work on a kayak, trust me, but you
Speaker 1: can pull it off.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and you know it's like kayak was a no go.
Speaker 2: Right from the beginning.
Speaker 3: Yeah, of course.
Speaker 2: Why wouldn't you just tell him that?
Speaker 6: I don't know. He seemed very excited about the whole thing.
Speaker 6: I didn't want to like bursts his whole bubble, And
Speaker 6: I was like, look again, I mean then I don't
Speaker 6: have to work out later, So it just was fine.
Speaker 1: Fortunately you didn't burst his bubble then, but you burst
Speaker 1: it now because he's on the other line listening wait what, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Alan's been there the whole time, wants to talk to you.
Speaker 3: Are you saying you're not going to want to do
Speaker 3: with me because my kayak is not a boat technically,
Speaker 3: if we look up in the dictionary, a kayak is
Speaker 3: technically a boat.
Speaker 1: Okay, Alan, have you been listening? She doesn't want the kayak.
Speaker 3: I know, but I'm just saying technical terms. I wasn't
Speaker 3: lying kayak is considered a boat.
Speaker 1: Is this the first time we've ever done a second
Speaker 1: date where somebody got boat fished?
Speaker 3: I did get boat fish?
Speaker 6: I want I don't know what we're talking about semantics.
Speaker 6: I want a guy with a boat like I don't
Speaker 6: want like a kid at.
Speaker 3: The flash slash Erica. I just bought a boat, A
Speaker 3: twenty foot foot boat. Can call our thirty?
Speaker 1: Did you just make up a bunch of words and
Speaker 1: then put boat at the beginning.
Speaker 6: Of wait, you said it's the way it's at twenty
Speaker 6: You said it's a twenty four foot Bennington bolts are
Speaker 6: thirty boat.
Speaker 4: Okay, is a half boat, half horse.
Speaker 3: So I don't know the name, but I do know
Speaker 3: what it's twenty four feet. I bought it online. It's used,
Speaker 3: I said, caught a Beddington called Bault.
Speaker 1: No, you don't. You don't have to keep pronouncing it
Speaker 1: makes me?
Speaker 4: Are you serious, Alan, or were you just google searching
Speaker 4: boats for sale while you were listening to Erica?
Speaker 3: I got one. The listing is pending, and I think
Speaker 3: that will be the highest bidder.
Speaker 1: Oh, Erica, So he seemed to be boat owner.
Speaker 2: As long as the bidding goes through the eBay sale.
Speaker 1: Erica, picture picture yourself sitting on a Bennington Cult boat full. Yeah, thirty,
Speaker 1: doesn't that sound that is a big difference.
Speaker 3: No, the mono number is an R thirty, not the size.
Speaker 3: You guys don't know anything about boat.
Speaker 1: Excuse me, I forgot we were talking to the boat experts. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but Erica, I mean anything. You said that you only
Speaker 1: want to date a guy with a boat, and it
Speaker 1: sounds like he's about to own one.
Speaker 6: Look first of all, like I know a little bit
Speaker 6: about boats, and I actually those those are real. That's
Speaker 6: a real boat.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I just googled it and it says that boat
Speaker 3: gets all the hot chicks.
Speaker 1: Oh, I didn't know they put that in the boat description.
Speaker 2: It's a good selling.
Speaker 3: Point, Erica.
Speaker 1: It sounds to me like this is kind of a match.
Speaker 1: You know, you're you're looking for any man who owns
Speaker 1: a boat, and he is a man who owns technically
Speaker 1: two boats stringing together. Next thing, you know, you got
Speaker 1: a party in the back.
Speaker 2: I mean, I say, if Erica doesn't say yes, I
Speaker 2: think a lexus.
Speaker 3: Yeah, two choices, Erica has two choices. You can date
Speaker 3: a hero like me or a zero like the bumbo
Speaker 3: other people because they don't have a boat and I
Speaker 3: do it.
Speaker 1: Okay, what do you say, Erica? You want to go
Speaker 1: out with the hero because we'll pay for it.
Speaker 6: Look, I'm not just saying this because we were like
Speaker 6: out on the water. But this whole thing sounds fishy.
Speaker 1: Boat puns.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't believe them. Huh.
Speaker 6: It sounds like while we were talking, he just jumped
Speaker 6: on eBay and put a bid on a boat.
Speaker 3: But but how I got the boat? I'm getting one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a man who sees what you want and
Speaker 1: he gets it for you.
Speaker 2: Try to deliver.
Speaker 1: That's the type of person that you want to end
Speaker 1: up dating, a man that can get stuck in two boats.
Speaker 2: Honestly, I can't wait to see him try to back
Speaker 2: that down.
Speaker 1: But Erica, we need an answer. What do you say,
Speaker 1: will you give Alan one more chance?
Speaker 6: I mean, if you throw in some like SPF fifty
Speaker 6: for Alan, I'm interested. I'm not promising i'll go on it,
Speaker 6: but I'll see it.
Speaker 2: Salesman.
Speaker 1: Congratulations on we got a woman within viewing sight of
Speaker 1: your It.
Speaker 3: Took a lot of the effort and time. I thank
Speaker 3: you guys, but I think we got it yet, that.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 3: Right now.
Speaker 1: Yet, Okay, good for you, Brook. Jeffrey in the morning,