WEBVTT - Second Date Update Classic: Boat Fished

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<v Speaker 1>The second date update. You guys, feeling the warm breeze

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<v Speaker 1>in your hair right now?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not what I want to.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, feel the sands stuck in your bikini bottoms,

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<v Speaker 1>the wet splashes on your face of what I hope

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<v Speaker 1>isn't contaminated lake water.

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<v Speaker 2>How are you making this dream?

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<v Speaker 1>And we're just going to get right to the second

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<v Speaker 1>date today with one of our listeners, Alan, because he's

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<v Speaker 1>one of the smart people, he took his date out

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<v Speaker 1>to a place that was difficult to quickly escape from,

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<v Speaker 1>out in the middle of the water. Isn't that right, Alan,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm scared.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's absolutely correct.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you all trying to say you went boating? Is

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<v Speaker 2>that what you're trying to say?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I did take my date on the lake.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay? And what's your date's name?

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<v Speaker 3>Her name is Erica?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, bombo, I'm bumble. I mean, how is your conversation?

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<v Speaker 3>It was great? Well, first of all, she's gorgeous, of course,

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<v Speaker 3>and she's fun and she likes to have a good time.

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<v Speaker 3>She's out doorsy, which is great because am I okay?

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<v Speaker 3>All right?

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<v Speaker 1>Everything is matching up between you and Erica.

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<v Speaker 3>So we met up at the lake and we went kayaking.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, that's fun.

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<v Speaker 3>So she shows up looking like a supermodel and her

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<v Speaker 3>water higher, I mean, so hot.

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<v Speaker 2>It's such a fun date.

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<v Speaker 4>I love that you like planned and you you know,

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<v Speaker 4>put some activities together.

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<v Speaker 2>You thought about what she liked. I mean, I bet

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<v Speaker 2>she was.

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<v Speaker 3>Stoked, definitely, And I brought a couple of beers just

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<v Speaker 3>to like relax, you know, because it's our first date. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>we had a great conversation. We went on the kayak's

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<v Speaker 3>the kayak for two, Okay, very romantic.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know why. In my head I was picturing

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<v Speaker 1>a kayak for two, like her sitting on top of

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<v Speaker 1>his shoulders while they paddled like that sounds like a

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<v Speaker 1>romantic type of activity, the fun type of kayaking. But

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<v Speaker 1>do you feel like you were able to connect with

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<v Speaker 1>her while you guys.

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<v Speaker 3>Are out there. We had great conversation, you know, I

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<v Speaker 3>made a laugh, and you know, we were out there

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<v Speaker 3>for about like an hour, and then her arms got tired,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, so we went back again.

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<v Speaker 1>You just made her paddle the entire time, okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Like I was actually kind of happy, just because it

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<v Speaker 3>was hot out and I was getting sumburned, so I

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<v Speaker 3>didn't really mind. So then we took paddled to the shore.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I'm sorry, we paddled to like, like, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>we left the lake and.

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<v Speaker 1>Then okay, so.

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<v Speaker 3>Wherever the ground is, it's not a beach.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, you found Alan.

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<v Speaker 1>I can tell just by your voice that you're sounding

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit nervous right now, but it's okay. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean you must have just really liked Erica a lot.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I did. I really did like her, and I

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<v Speaker 3>was hoping for like a second date.

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<v Speaker 4>How did you end it? I mean you said you

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<v Speaker 4>paddled to the shore and then what.

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<v Speaker 3>So we paddled the shore and then I actually got

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<v Speaker 3>stuck in my kayak, had drag the kayak and me

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<v Speaker 3>out with who knows with her four star arms. That

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<v Speaker 3>felt so bad out Yeah, like I was a dead fish.

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<v Speaker 3>I can say.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not a sexy look to leave.

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<v Speaker 3>No, it was embarrassing at the start, but at the

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<v Speaker 3>end we're like we both thought, had a really good

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<v Speaker 3>laugh about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, at least you were able to get on the

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<v Speaker 1>same page. It's funny. I just I just picture her

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<v Speaker 1>trying to put like canola oil all over your body,

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<v Speaker 1>trying to like flip you out of your kayak hole.

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<v Speaker 3>It was actually olive oil.

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<v Speaker 1>You had some type of oil.

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<v Speaker 3>I always break some type of oil with me, good Man.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, I can't tell you. I can't tell if Allan's

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<v Speaker 2>joking or not.

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<v Speaker 3>You're joking, right, maybe, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So since that date happened, have you been keeping

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<v Speaker 1>in touch with Erica? Like, how how's that been?

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<v Speaker 3>Well? I mean had texted her and no response, and

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<v Speaker 3>then I went back on bumbball and I was trying

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<v Speaker 3>to get hold of her but nothing. It's like dead silently.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think it was because she dragged me out.

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<v Speaker 3>I was a person on baywatch.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that's what I was going to ask. She had

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<v Speaker 1>to pull you off physically. Was there any other physical contact?

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<v Speaker 1>A hug, a high five, a kiss, anything. It'd be

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<v Speaker 1>hard to do a hug with your so slippery with

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<v Speaker 1>the oil slip right now.

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<v Speaker 3>No Cass, No Cassy, you know, because I was a gentleman.

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<v Speaker 3>But we did get a hug. I couldn't get that

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<v Speaker 3>close to her because my life jacket was bulky, but.

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<v Speaker 1>He kept the life jackets on for the hug.

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<v Speaker 3>The guy was actually pretty successful, even though it sounds

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<v Speaker 3>like it might be an epic fail.

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like, yeah, maybe next time, like half hour

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<v Speaker 4>of kayaking and then maybe go get food and a

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<v Speaker 4>drink or something as well.

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<v Speaker 1>He brought two light beers with him I did.

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<v Speaker 3>I did a couple of like beers and a box

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<v Speaker 3>of cheese. It's that we were like throwing at each other.

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<v Speaker 2>Nothing wrong with him box of soggy cheese.

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<v Speaker 1>Its you can't argue with that. So I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what's wrong with this girl, Erica. We're gonna call her

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<v Speaker 1>and try and figure it out. We'll get to the

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<v Speaker 1>bottom of it with your second date update, Next second

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<v Speaker 1>date update. Oh I just I can't stop thinking about

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<v Speaker 1>the awkward life vest Hug farms sick and the sound

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<v Speaker 1>of wet cloth, plastic rubbish together. It's just a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of squeaking, but two dolphins trying to French kiss. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>not the most romantic ending that we've ever heard on

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<v Speaker 1>the show. But that's how Alan ended his date with

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<v Speaker 1>Erica after they spent about an hour together out on

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<v Speaker 1>the lake, and so ever since then, she's been ghosting him,

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<v Speaker 1>and Alan wants our help to turn that life vest

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<v Speaker 1>Hug into a lifelong relationship.

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<v Speaker 2>I see what you did there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, let's stop, Alan, How you doing man good?

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<v Speaker 3>You know, I was actually just thinking maybe when she

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<v Speaker 3>pulled me up on shore, I might have looked less

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<v Speaker 3>badly and I'm pretty badly.

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<v Speaker 5>So I'm pulling a guy in a life fest out

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<v Speaker 5>of the kayak.

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<v Speaker 2>Doesn't sounds like Okay, come on, buddy, let's get you

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<v Speaker 2>out of the kayak.

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<v Speaker 1>Nothing screams testosterone to me like being pulled out of

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<v Speaker 1>a kayaki.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it just sucks that that was like your last

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<v Speaker 5>impression too. I mean, I know that you guys got

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<v Speaker 5>to laugh about it, and that's cool, but like that.

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<v Speaker 3>I just checked my bumbo account and I can't find her.

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<v Speaker 3>I think she blocked me or she just follow me.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, well, we're just gonna really look forward to this.

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<v Speaker 2>Call from us.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, let's not speculate anymore. We're just gonna call Erica

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<v Speaker 1>and see what she has to say. We'll ask her

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<v Speaker 1>exactly how manly you were. Okay, all right, okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna die her number right now. We'll see what

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<v Speaker 1>you just say. Let's do. Hello, Hey is this Erica.

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<v Speaker 1>It is hey Erica. My name is Jeff from the

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<v Speaker 1>radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. How are

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<v Speaker 1>you doing?

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<v Speaker 6>Uh, I'm good, I'm sorry. Where are you from.

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<v Speaker 1>We're from a radio show. It's called Brook and Jeffrey

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<v Speaker 1>in the Morning on every morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep.

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<v Speaker 4>You can also get us on podcast on Spotify if

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<v Speaker 4>you want to look us up there.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh okay, I'm what?

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<v Speaker 3>I sorry?

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<v Speaker 6>What do you want?

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<v Speaker 1>We want to ask you a little bit about a

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<v Speaker 1>date that you went on recently with one of our listeners.

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<v Speaker 1>Help our friend. Yeah, somebody do call a second date update?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you remember going out recently with a guy named Alan?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 6>Alan, Alan's a liar.

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<v Speaker 3>That guy is the biggest liar.

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<v Speaker 1>What he's whoa you mean the manly man that you

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<v Speaker 1>pulled out of the coin.

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<v Speaker 2>We didn't need to do that. Oh my god, that

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<v Speaker 2>is such a I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't mean to interrupt Erica, but that is not

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<v Speaker 4>what I think any of us expected. Like, we talked

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<v Speaker 4>to Alan, and he was I didn't see liar written

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<v Speaker 4>all over him, But I don't.

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<v Speaker 5>Think he could get away with a lot and humble, wholesome,

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<v Speaker 5>humble hunk is how we yeah, how we read it.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, so then he continues to lie to you guys, too,

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<v Speaker 6>and he's totally fooled you that.

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<v Speaker 2>What is he like some player or something like? What

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<v Speaker 2>are you saying?

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<v Speaker 3>No, I wouldn't go okay, what was your take? Okay?

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<v Speaker 6>Well, so on his profile, like he talked about, you know,

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<v Speaker 6>his boat, how he's on his boat all the time.

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<v Speaker 3>Ye.

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<v Speaker 6>So like when we.

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<v Speaker 7>Started talking, he invited me out on his boat, okay,

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<v Speaker 7>not a dumb kayak, which everyone.

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<v Speaker 2>I would go on a boat and I wouldn't want

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<v Speaker 2>to kayak.

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<v Speaker 4>Wait, you thought he meant boat boat not man powered boat.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, of course, like a boat with a boater.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, but why does that matter?

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<v Speaker 6>Like he's cute, right, why does it matter? For every

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<v Speaker 6>reason possible? First of all, his picture is the way

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<v Speaker 6>he like has them frame. It looks like he's on

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<v Speaker 6>the water, but he kind of cuts out like I

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<v Speaker 6>don't know the kayak part.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, So you were expecting to be out on

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<v Speaker 1>some like yacht.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah I don't know.

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<v Speaker 6>I mean one where I don't have to paddle? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, But I mean, were you able to get past

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<v Speaker 4>that initial shock? Like he said, he brought some beers

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<v Speaker 4>and you guys had a good time.

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<v Speaker 6>I didn't even be completely rude and like we're out

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<v Speaker 6>there anyway. So I was like, okay, I'll get on this, like,

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<v Speaker 6>we'll do it. And we're out there for like an

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<v Speaker 6>hour and my arm there on fire. I didn't expect

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<v Speaker 6>to be doing more workout this day. And finally we

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<v Speaker 6>get back to the shore and he gets stuck.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah, he told us that part of the story.

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<v Speaker 1>And I don't want to sound super judgmental here, but

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't it seem a little bit superficial. No, that's the

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<v Speaker 1>only thing that you're interested in. No, No, I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 6>You, Okay, I'm planning to have a fun summer, like

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<v Speaker 6>not on a kayak.

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<v Speaker 1>You can work on a kayak, trust me, but you

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<v Speaker 1>can pull it off.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and you know it's like kayak was a no go.

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<v Speaker 2>Right from the beginning.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, of course.

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<v Speaker 2>Why wouldn't you just tell him that?

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know. He seemed very excited about the whole thing.

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<v Speaker 6>I didn't want to like bursts his whole bubble, And

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<v Speaker 6>I was like, look again, I mean then I don't

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<v Speaker 6>have to work out later, So it just was fine.

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<v Speaker 1>Fortunately you didn't burst his bubble then, but you burst

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<v Speaker 1>it now because he's on the other line listening wait what, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Alan's been there the whole time, wants to talk to you.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you saying you're not going to want to do

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<v Speaker 3>with me because my kayak is not a boat technically,

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<v Speaker 3>if we look up in the dictionary, a kayak is

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<v Speaker 3>technically a boat.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Alan, have you been listening? She doesn't want the kayak.

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<v Speaker 3>I know, but I'm just saying technical terms. I wasn't

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<v Speaker 3>lying kayak is considered a boat.

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<v Speaker 1>Is this the first time we've ever done a second

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<v Speaker 1>date where somebody got boat fished?

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<v Speaker 3>I did get boat fish?

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<v Speaker 6>I want I don't know what we're talking about semantics.

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<v Speaker 6>I want a guy with a boat like I don't

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<v Speaker 6>want like a kid at.

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<v Speaker 3>The flash slash Erica. I just bought a boat, A

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<v Speaker 3>twenty foot foot boat. Can call our thirty?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you just make up a bunch of words and

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<v Speaker 1>then put boat at the beginning.

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<v Speaker 6>Of wait, you said it's the way it's at twenty

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<v Speaker 6>You said it's a twenty four foot Bennington bolts are

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<v Speaker 6>thirty boat.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, is a half boat, half horse.

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<v Speaker 3>So I don't know the name, but I do know

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<v Speaker 3>what it's twenty four feet. I bought it online. It's used,

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<v Speaker 3>I said, caught a Beddington called Bault.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you don't. You don't have to keep pronouncing it

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<v Speaker 1>makes me?

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<v Speaker 4>Are you serious, Alan, or were you just google searching

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<v Speaker 4>boats for sale while you were listening to Erica?

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<v Speaker 3>I got one. The listing is pending, and I think

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<v Speaker 3>that will be the highest bidder.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, Erica, So he seemed to be boat owner.

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<v Speaker 2>As long as the bidding goes through the eBay sale.

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<v Speaker 1>Erica, picture picture yourself sitting on a Bennington Cult boat full. Yeah, thirty,

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't that sound that is a big difference.

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<v Speaker 3>No, the mono number is an R thirty, not the size.

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<v Speaker 3>You guys don't know anything about boat.

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<v Speaker 1>Excuse me, I forgot we were talking to the boat experts. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but Erica, I mean anything. You said that you only

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<v Speaker 1>want to date a guy with a boat, and it

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<v Speaker 1>sounds like he's about to own one.

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<v Speaker 6>Look first of all, like I know a little bit

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<v Speaker 6>about boats, and I actually those those are real. That's

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<v Speaker 6>a real boat.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. I just googled it and it says that boat

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<v Speaker 3>gets all the hot chicks.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I didn't know they put that in the boat description.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a good selling.

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<v Speaker 3>Point, Erica.

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<v Speaker 1>It sounds to me like this is kind of a match.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, you're you're looking for any man who owns

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<v Speaker 1>a boat, and he is a man who owns technically

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<v Speaker 1>two boats stringing together. Next thing, you know, you got

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<v Speaker 1>a party in the back.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I say, if Erica doesn't say yes, I

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<v Speaker 2>think a lexus.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, two choices, Erica has two choices. You can date

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<v Speaker 3>a hero like me or a zero like the bumbo

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<v Speaker 3>other people because they don't have a boat and I

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<v Speaker 3>do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, what do you say, Erica? You want to go

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<v Speaker 1>out with the hero because we'll pay for it.

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<v Speaker 6>Look, I'm not just saying this because we were like

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<v Speaker 6>out on the water. But this whole thing sounds fishy.

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<v Speaker 1>Boat puns.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you don't believe them. Huh.

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<v Speaker 6>It sounds like while we were talking, he just jumped

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<v Speaker 6>on eBay and put a bid on a boat.

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<v Speaker 3>But but how I got the boat? I'm getting one.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's a man who sees what you want and

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<v Speaker 1>he gets it for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Try to deliver.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the type of person that you want to end

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<v Speaker 1>up dating, a man that can get stuck in two boats.

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<v Speaker 2>Honestly, I can't wait to see him try to back

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<v Speaker 2>that down.

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<v Speaker 1>But Erica, we need an answer. What do you say,

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<v Speaker 1>will you give Alan one more chance?

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<v Speaker 6>I mean, if you throw in some like SPF fifty

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<v Speaker 6>for Alan, I'm interested. I'm not promising i'll go on it,

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<v Speaker 6>but I'll see it.

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<v Speaker 2>Salesman.

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<v Speaker 1>Congratulations on we got a woman within viewing sight of

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<v Speaker 1>your It.

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<v Speaker 3>Took a lot of the effort and time. I thank

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<v Speaker 3>you guys, but I think we got it yet, that.

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<v Speaker 2>It was.

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<v Speaker 3>Right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Yet, Okay, good for you, Brook. Jeffrey in the morning,