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Speaker 3: We are halfway through the countdown of our top ten

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Speaker 3: phone taps of Christmas at number five today and in

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Speaker 3: this one. You know how those self checkout machines always

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Speaker 3: ask you to tip or donate money at the end

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Speaker 3: of your transaction. We thought, what if we tried that

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Speaker 3: but using a stubborn AI robot who just will not take.

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Speaker 3: Now it's your number five phone tap of the year.

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Speaker 3: Right now is Brook and Jeffrey's ten phone tabs at Christmas?

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Speaker 4: Hello? Hi?

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Speaker 2: Is this Oscar Market?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Hi Oscar, This is Rusty Pipeenhammer from insurance. We

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Speaker 3: got an email from saying that you wanted to add

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Speaker 3: a new person onto your policy.

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Speaker 2: It's that right, Yes, I want to add my wife.

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Speaker 3: Okay, great, so we've already run it through and your

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Speaker 3: request has been approved. All right, great, So, yeah, the

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Speaker 3: transaction is going to happen through our automated payment system, though,

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Speaker 3: and for your privacy, I'm not going to be a

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Speaker 3: part of that, okay.

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Speaker 4: I you can't just auto go it to the policy

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Speaker 4: I already have.

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Speaker 3: Well, it will, but we have to confirm it through

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Speaker 3: the system, and I'm not allowed to be on that

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Speaker 3: call for your privacy.

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Speaker 4: All right, all right, all right, So.

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Speaker 3: I'm just going to send you through to the payment

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Speaker 3: system and then i'll jump back on when you're all done.

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Speaker 2: Okay, right, all right, sending you through now?

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Speaker 5: Hello, Your total balance for six months of premium coverage

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Speaker 5: is four hundred and seventy two dollars and thirty nine cents.

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Speaker 5: Do I have permission to charge your card on file

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Speaker 5: ending in seventy eight eighty one?

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Speaker 4: Yes, you have my permission.

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Speaker 5: Thank you. Transaction confirmed. Would you care to add a

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Speaker 5: one dollar donation to your transaction for charity?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 4: I do not.

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Speaker 5: How about five dollars?

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Speaker 4: No? I do not.

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Speaker 5: Last call for charity? Ten dollars? What?

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Speaker 4: No, I don't want to donate to any charity.

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Speaker 5: The charity is for many horses who are getting older.

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Speaker 5: Does that change your mind?

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Speaker 4: No? It does not.

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Speaker 5: So you would not like to donate any money to

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Speaker 5: sweet aging many horses.

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Speaker 4: No, I don't want to donate any money to anything.

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Speaker 5: So you wouldn't not like to not donate money to

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Speaker 5: sweet aging many horses. Just confirming with you, representative. How

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Speaker 5: about five dollars? No representative, last call for charity? Ten

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Speaker 5: dollars sixting.

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Speaker 4: No, I want to stalk to a person, but.

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Speaker 5: You do not want to help them, even the sweet

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Speaker 5: old ones who limp around the stables.

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Speaker 4: No, I do not. I want to talk for a representative.

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Speaker 5: Okay, just confirming with you that you are all right

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Speaker 5: if a mini horse suffers because no one wants to

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Speaker 5: help them.

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Speaker 4: No, I don't give me.

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Speaker 5: I thank you for your candor and Honestylie. I hope

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Speaker 5: you can sleep well tonight knowing your decision to withhold

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Speaker 5: money from the kindest animal to walk planet Earth. How

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Speaker 5: about five dollars? About five dollars? How about five dollars?

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Speaker 5: Last call for charity? Bull ten dollars?

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Speaker 4: Are you not listening? I said, give me a representative.

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Speaker 5: Thank you for using the automated payment system. I will

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Speaker 5: transfer you back to the representative for confirmation. You are

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Speaker 5: the only one out of hundreds I helped today who

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Speaker 5: chose not to help many horses.

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Speaker 4: I don't care.

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Speaker 2: Hey, Oscar, it's rusty again? How to go?

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Speaker 4: No? What rusty? What is wrong with you? Automatings about horses?

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Speaker 2: Oh right, yeah, you donated for the many horses.

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Speaker 4: No, I didn't donate for the god horses.

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Speaker 2: You didn't donate.

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Speaker 4: No, I don't give an I'm getting new insurance company.

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Speaker 2: So I'm sorry if you had a problem with the system.

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Speaker 4: Or something, why would they even ask that?

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Speaker 3: Well, I mean, many horses are just sweet, gentle creatures

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Speaker 3: of nature, and I feel like everybody would want to do.

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Speaker 4: That, the stupid automated systems.

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Speaker 3: Your wife Gina was on earlier and she said that

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Speaker 3: she would love to donate to help them many horses.

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Speaker 4: What Jena, And.

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Speaker 5: What charity is for many horses who are getting older?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? That charity?

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Speaker 4: So why are you now on at the same time

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Speaker 4: as the automated system?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Are you the one doing it?

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Speaker 3: Is probably happening because this is really a prank phone call.

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Speaker 2: We really have to figure this out.

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Speaker 5: What's the last call for charity?

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Speaker 1: What do you.

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Speaker 2: I don't work for the insurance company.

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Speaker 3: My name is Jeff from Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,

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Speaker 3: we're doing a phone tap on you. Gina said that

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Speaker 3: you get asked to donate money randomly all the time,

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Speaker 3: and it was getting on your nerves.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, the charity is for many horses who are getting older.

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Speaker 2: You know it can.

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Speaker 5: Does that change your mind?

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Speaker 3: You know, it keeps asking you the question over and

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Speaker 3: over until you agree to donate.

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Speaker 4: I'm not still not Agreenow, You're gonna.

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Speaker 2: Hold out against the mini horses. I'm holding out no

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Speaker 2: matter what.

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Speaker 3: You're probably good with your wife, but when people hear

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Speaker 3: this on the radio, they're gonna think that you despise

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Speaker 3: animal charities.

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Speaker 4: I'll roll those dice.

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Speaker 2: Good luck.

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