Speaker 1: Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? A production of
Speaker 1: I Heart Radio. Oh thank God, thank god ABC. We
Speaker 1: needed that James for you in the woods of Pennsylvania
Speaker 1: at the Nemclinos or who knew that that is what
Speaker 1: we needed as a world coming out of a holiday season.
Speaker 1: That happened. That happened, That's what happened. I did not
Speaker 1: know that I needed to see a seven foot nine
Speaker 1: man towering over Chris Harrison to make everything okay in
Speaker 1: my life. Hello, and welcome to the very first episode
Speaker 1: of one of Will You Accept This Rose. My name
Speaker 1: is Arta Marine, coming to you from my boogie garage
Speaker 1: somewhere in California, and I am wearing my bachelor sweatshirt
Speaker 1: that was sent to me last night, and I am
Speaker 1: feeling like, honestly, if the is the one moment of
Speaker 1: my week where I am doing okay in honor of
Speaker 1: our first guest, I might myself a little c B
Speaker 1: d T h c T because I knew what was
Speaker 1: gonna be happening on my bottom left corner. So I
Speaker 1: was like, I'm stressed out. It's January five. I've never
Speaker 1: had a CBDT. While I was recording, but I thought
Speaker 1: today's the day I need it. I needed Let's just
Speaker 1: ease into one like a warm bath with us as
Speaker 1: a man who has really stolen our hearts. We definitely
Speaker 1: accept his rose. He is the host of the Daily Zycheist.
Speaker 1: He is our newest addict. We hooked him entering the
Speaker 1: Goat episodes and he was like okay, And then when
Speaker 1: he became kind of he got hooked on Nick Vale
Speaker 1: and had strong opinions on Nick Kaylee. Then he went
Speaker 1: through Claire and Tatious season with us, then he broke
Speaker 1: down his picks with us, and now he's fully addicted
Speaker 1: and I like what I'm seeing, Ladies and gentlemen. Miles Gray,
Speaker 1: thank you for having me act out out to all
Speaker 1: the people who I have not spoken to the years,
Speaker 1: who listened to your show and hit me up and
Speaker 1: go are you all? Will you accept this Rose? And
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm fine, how are you? How have you been?
Speaker 1: And yes that is me? But yeah, it's nice to
Speaker 1: like really start like, you know, why did the picks
Speaker 1: for Tassia and now this one? But like this, I'm
Speaker 1: I'm I'm getting momentum as a rose rosehead. Well, I
Speaker 1: thought of you last night. I thought okay, you and
Speaker 1: our other guest is coming up. You guys started with
Speaker 1: the Goat episodes, and then I know that you Binge
Speaker 1: watched Tastias season and you watched it and that, like,
Speaker 1: how now you're actually like, now you kind of know
Speaker 1: the deal. Now you've never seen it all in Calabasas,
Speaker 1: you've seen it out at the Quinta, and now you're
Speaker 1: seeing it in the woods in Pennsylvania. And I have
Speaker 1: to say it travels. It have Chris Harrison will travel.
Speaker 1: I was thinking of you and wondering if you were like, oh,
Speaker 1: I know this now, like your feelings last night. Um, yeah,
Speaker 1: like definitely. I mean I still have outstanding questions that
Speaker 1: you are built on my lack of data that I've
Speaker 1: collected from watching full seasons. But yeah, I'm definitely like
Speaker 1: I'm starting to say ship audibly out loud. That's not okay,
Speaker 1: you're doing Okay, You're doing that because I'm starting to
Speaker 1: understand the dynamics a little bit more of what this
Speaker 1: as a game rather than watching people before I was like,
Speaker 1: this is a documentary about love the Oh, these are
Speaker 1: people pursuing spawn. Con No, this is why we don't
Speaker 1: do spoilers. Because it's like our super Bowl, so it's
Speaker 1: both who's gonna win, who's going to win the most followers,
Speaker 1: who's gonna maybe get married, who's going to be the
Speaker 1: bat flarette, and who's gonna take over, and who's gonna
Speaker 1: get to quit quit being a dental hygienis and just
Speaker 1: like self fab fit fund boxes for the next five years.
Speaker 1: Do you wait? Do you keep track of people's social
Speaker 1: media follows, like at the start of the season, so
Speaker 1: you can't quantify that by that. That's a really great question.
Speaker 1: I feel like Katie checks in early on, but I
Speaker 1: don't think she checks out the numbers. But maybe Katie,
Speaker 1: I feel like she would be a good keeper of
Speaker 1: the spawn con I I feel stolid about that. Let's
Speaker 1: also introduce our other guests today. Now I knew I
Speaker 1: had to get her in early, because again, this woman
Speaker 1: has been a fan favorite on our show. She's come
Speaker 1: on and you're like, we want more of her, But
Speaker 1: I know that she wouldn't naturally be watching it, So
Speaker 1: I'm like, let's just get her on the She'll watch
Speaker 1: the first episode because she can't be behind. She just
Speaker 1: needs to watch one and then maybe maybe she'll like it.
Speaker 1: Enough that she'll keep watching and she'll want to come back.
Speaker 1: But I'm not putting that kind of pressure on It's
Speaker 1: it's like it's easy here. We're just happy to get
Speaker 1: you when we can get you. She um, she was.
Speaker 1: She's the host of a podcast. I got like a
Speaker 1: very large shout out from Vulture of like favorite podcast
Speaker 1: of the year, and if your excuse me, excuse me.
Speaker 1: She's a brilliant actress. She's an amazing comedian. We love
Speaker 1: her on this podcast. She hosts Scam Goddess, Ladies and Gentlemen.
Speaker 1: Lacey Mosley. Oh my goodness, what an introduction, and oh
Speaker 1: my god, I'm bounding. I'm bound in my home, y'all.
Speaker 1: Y'all hear me. I you are the true queen. Get
Speaker 1: take that. Take take a Victoria's little crown away and
Speaker 1: let's give it to you because you should be bowing you.
Speaker 1: You're amazing. Victoria's a wow girl. Victoria, she came. She
Speaker 1: she came to be both the thirstiest and the villain.
Speaker 1: Like I didn't realize that thirstiest end villain could be
Speaker 1: all in one person. Somebody, Oh my god, Victoria, get
Speaker 1: the gator rate overall, How is your feeling about last night,
Speaker 1: how is it? Overall? Before we get deep into it,
Speaker 1: I'll walk us through the episode overall, I'll just speak personally.
Speaker 1: I thought out of the gate, I was like, Okay,
Speaker 1: here's first of all, it's our first black bachelor. Let's
Speaker 1: just start with that, and like, uh, for twenty five years.
Speaker 1: In twenty five years in I think they had was
Speaker 1: was one Pablo, the only non white male bachelor. So
Speaker 1: the one dude they had was like such to fucking
Speaker 1: creep too. He was the best until he was the worst.
Speaker 1: He was what's he know? White? Because you know, like
Speaker 1: in other races, like they're still or like nationalities, they're
Speaker 1: still white people. Was he white? Whatever he was? Or
Speaker 1: was he like Katie? Yeah, I know what you mean?
Speaker 1: He was white? You mean like like how there's like
Speaker 1: Mexican or yeah, like people going to like there's white
Speaker 1: people in Spain they speak Spanish, but they still white,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Caucasian? Right? Yeah? Yeah? What's
Speaker 1: because she from Boston, she's a first generation Boston me.
Speaker 1: That would be like I wrote about in my book
Speaker 1: that I am the dickhead that went with my mom
Speaker 1: to England for like ten days and what I was
Speaker 1: twenty one years old, and I came back and I
Speaker 1: got hammered and I panicked, and I spoke with the
Speaker 1: British accent one night and I wrote about what a
Speaker 1: dick head. I was like, what a dude? Who does that?
Speaker 1: Like what a total dog? You're fine? And I but
Speaker 1: she she, this white girl from Boston, did it for
Speaker 1: seven years, like with her husband. The Today Show clip
Speaker 1: of her asking what the word in English is for cucumber?
Speaker 1: I think, man, incredible, that was That was the hardest,
Speaker 1: Like Peppino just learned that ship that was the holiday
Speaker 1: Santa came late and it brought us a daddy. Okay,
Speaker 1: so one problem. So here we are. We have Matt James,
Speaker 1: I have to say. And he's never been on the show,
Speaker 1: so he's not a known quantity. We don't fuck. I
Speaker 1: well done, well cast, like hot, seven ft tall. I
Speaker 1: think if you think he's actually six ft eight is
Speaker 1: what I heard, which christ like a hobbit next to him.
Speaker 1: Somebody tweeted to us because he played he played he's groot.
Speaker 1: He played um football at Wake Forest Um and I
Speaker 1: found him to be like relaxed, and I mean even
Speaker 1: though he was nervous, but I found him to be
Speaker 1: like a nice guy and a present guy. Generally, their
Speaker 1: male leads are very neutered, milk toast white guys that
Speaker 1: are super Christian. So this is similar, but not quite
Speaker 1: as openly, like there's never never been an open prayer circle,
Speaker 1: which we'll get to, but like they're super Christian, like
Speaker 1: white guys that are that your mom would not be
Speaker 1: afraid for you to go to the prom with. Like that,
Speaker 1: they don't cast sexy leads, and I have to say,
Speaker 1: I feel like Matt James, they cast a sexy lead.
Speaker 1: I feel like it's the most beautiful group of women
Speaker 1: I've ever seen. I think the resort is stunning, and
Speaker 1: I think it's gonna be a fun season. That was
Speaker 1: my big overall Okay, Miles, what was your overall painted
Speaker 1: picture of like the the Matt, the ladies, the setting
Speaker 1: like in a pandemic. Great choice. The setting was beautiful,
Speaker 1: I couldn't. I mean the Laquita was It felt like
Speaker 1: a Lakina. It felt like some desert resort with a
Speaker 1: golf course. It didn't feel there was no magisterial quality
Speaker 1: to it. If I may say so, this felt like
Speaker 1: it felt like it matched the occasion rather than like
Speaker 1: adapting to the time. So I like that the diversity.
Speaker 1: I'm loving it. Who would have thought that that renders
Speaker 1: you a very good looking crop of contestants. Shout out
Speaker 1: to my man's waves that were blowing in the wind
Speaker 1: when he was in that open cockpit airplane. Really should
Speaker 1: have put a hat on, but you know what, the
Speaker 1: way it was wavy up there. But I love the outfit.
Speaker 1: I loved his outfit. I loved his turtleneck and I
Speaker 1: loved it. Oh everybody loves the Mihrchela Ali turtleneck with this,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? I told you, like I
Speaker 1: forget that that one men's tell all that one dude
Speaker 1: hat was rocking. I was like, he googled Mihrchela Ali outfits. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it would be in social Silicon Valley and I would
Speaker 1: y yes, optimistic, Um, okay, lazy overall? What did you
Speaker 1: think of the setting? The Bachelor of the Ladies overall? Takeaway?
Speaker 1: So I do have to piggyback on miles with the
Speaker 1: Majestic like it was getting cute, Like the little role
Speaker 1: was cute that they pulled up on. Was that pop?
Speaker 1: I don't know, They're like Cinderella. I felt like they
Speaker 1: actually found like the Bridgerton Castle in Pennsylvania that we
Speaker 1: did not know that even handle, cannot even handle. He
Speaker 1: is giving the dude gid he horn horn. He is horny.
Speaker 1: He looked at everybody's booty as they went up the stairs,
Speaker 1: and I loved well the sisters pressed their nose in
Speaker 1: the fucking porthole on the seventy eighth floor watching down below.
Speaker 1: I loved it. Okay, so horny Duke. Yes, Yes, he's
Speaker 1: giving edges in my hand because I hate my dad,
Speaker 1: you know, he's giving Briton. Yes, and he's also like
Speaker 1: he's really cute. Um. I The women are like they
Speaker 1: were just like, hey, um calling all bad bitches, this
Speaker 1: is the Bachelor. Um Like they're all beautiversually beautiful different
Speaker 1: And I really like that because I swear there's always
Speaker 1: like six handers who looked the exact same on like
Speaker 1: every season at The Bachelor. I'm like, which which handah
Speaker 1: is that? And what they look the same? Um? So
Speaker 1: at one point I was like maybe I was getting
Speaker 1: into q Knochle space. I was like, maybe the Bachelor's
Speaker 1: just manufacturing white women to come on the show, putting
Speaker 1: them in wayfair boxes you you follow me to perpetuate whiteness.
Speaker 1: They definitely I feel like they were getting more and
Speaker 1: more pageant e like white women wait for about like
Speaker 1: even like Hannah a B Hannah cy hannahdy like and
Speaker 1: it's all. It was getting more and more like southern
Speaker 1: white women pageant queens. Right, they all come up and
Speaker 1: do it a weird tiny hand wave, professional smilers. Right.
Speaker 1: I will say the sit down that he had with
Speaker 1: Chris Harrison for me with a little troubling Yeah. So
Speaker 1: I don't know if you want to wait for it.
Speaker 1: We'll get right, We'll get right. Yeah. Yeah. So I'm
Speaker 1: excited about this season though it looks very cute and
Speaker 1: Chris Harrison was also like the worst actor in the world,
Speaker 1: but he was like, oh, you want to talk to me?
Speaker 1: And then it's like, let's go to this perfectly lit,
Speaker 1: like pure one room with these like two chairs awkwardly
Speaker 1: sitting in front of candles, like, oh, like you didn't
Speaker 1: plan this out, okay, Katie? Overall, what was your overall?
Speaker 1: Just before we dive in, thoughts on the setting, the season,
Speaker 1: the guy, the gals, all of it. Well, the resort's amazing,
Speaker 1: like I legitimately want to go there now. I looked
Speaker 1: it up, but he was like, how do I get there?
Speaker 1: And ouside of Pittsburgh. I guess like it just got
Speaker 1: so beautiful. Matt was really great. He seemed nervous, but
Speaker 1: he played it really well, like he let it get
Speaker 1: to him. I felt like he actually already has like
Speaker 1: a connection with a few of the girls. I really
Speaker 1: liked a lot of the girls, Like I really liked
Speaker 1: Abigail a lot. And I'm excited, I think, I'm I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm excited for it. I think it's gonna be a
Speaker 1: really fun season. So here we are. We're in Nemacola, Pennsylvania.
Speaker 1: Who would have ever thought that would sound sexy but
Speaker 1: the Bridgerton of America Pennsylvania. Uh So, who would we meet?
Speaker 1: Matt James? Who is He's twenty eight years old, he's skateboarding.
Speaker 1: He's from North Carolina. He loves working with kids. He
Speaker 1: works as a lot of kids that are homeless, a
Speaker 1: lot of them, so they he loves working with them.
Speaker 1: He's a he was a real estate agent. Um. He
Speaker 1: shows up in his biplane. He's got the Hershela Ali
Speaker 1: outfit on and we find out. He's he grew up
Speaker 1: with his mom and his older brother. He has a
Speaker 1: white mom, he's a black dad. His parents split up
Speaker 1: when they were young. He grew up in a Christian household,
Speaker 1: and his mom sacrificed a lot for them and like
Speaker 1: supported him through football and stuff like that. And then
Speaker 1: we see his mom coming in and somebody tweeted us,
Speaker 1: which I loved. The tweet was like, who knew? His
Speaker 1: mom looks like Celine Dion joined a biker gang and
Speaker 1: I am here for it and it is sexy? Should
Speaker 1: we take that out? Does that mean to me? It
Speaker 1: looked like her vibes was like Ursula from Little Mermaid
Speaker 1: if she went to Joel Osten's church. But I felt
Speaker 1: like I loved her leather pants. I loved her like Rocket,
Speaker 1: like he's got the cool mom showing up and like
Speaker 1: I I loved her. And that was when the whole
Speaker 1: sort of like overall narrative of the season is. And
Speaker 1: I know when Anna comes here, she's obsessed with how
Speaker 1: they say the world vulnerable, which I know I don't
Speaker 1: intentionally enunciated it just now I know I don't naturally,
Speaker 1: I don't say it properly, but we find out all night.
Speaker 1: It was just the word unpacking and vulnerable. So it
Speaker 1: was like, when was the last time you were vulnerable?
Speaker 1: Has your mom ever asked? I mean, Miles, has your
Speaker 1: mom ever said Myles, when was the last time you
Speaker 1: were vulnerable? And what would you say if Mamma Grace
Speaker 1: said that to you. My mom grew up right after
Speaker 1: World War two in Japan. She's not asking me shit
Speaker 1: about vulnerability. That's just straight facts. Um, So that was jarring.
Speaker 1: But I mean, you know, not that like we don't
Speaker 1: have deeper conversations, but like that's definitely not a that's
Speaker 1: not a sentence I've even heard, like maybe even from
Speaker 1: a therapist like when was the last thing? It felt
Speaker 1: so like like the producer was like, be sure to
Speaker 1: ask this because we want to thread this word and
Speaker 1: theme throughout everything. It definitely felt like we're learning that
Speaker 1: he saw his parents break up. It was very hard
Speaker 1: for him to be raised in a single parent household.
Speaker 1: And I don't know if his dad is still in
Speaker 1: his life or not. I don't know anything about that,
Speaker 1: but like that he is afraid of getting too involved,
Speaker 1: that he doesn't want to recreate, he doesn't want to
Speaker 1: hurt a woman maybe like his mom was hurt and
Speaker 1: so there's a block there, Um, lazy, what did you
Speaker 1: think of his interaction with his mom and all of that?
Speaker 1: So I was looking down because I had to go
Speaker 1: google her again because she has she has a lot
Speaker 1: of photos of that are very much like Dave black Men. Um,
Speaker 1: she's giving me that haircut, she's giving me that. I'm
Speaker 1: at the soccer game and you know, my baby daddy
Speaker 1: here Yum. The vulnerable question was interesting to me because honestly,
Speaker 1: it's all stage for like TV and stuff. Um, but
Speaker 1: I just honestly, I feel like his mom came on
Speaker 1: TV and was like, these actually a single too, so
Speaker 1: let the girls know, let the girls know. I oh
Speaker 1: my god, look who is here. I felt for her
Speaker 1: because I love blush and I remember one time asking
Speaker 1: my friend leaving the house. I was like, do I
Speaker 1: have on too much blush? And she said to me,
Speaker 1: not if you're not trying to look like a marionette,
Speaker 1: like like two little Pinocchio circles Like I am very
Speaker 1: I am a fully staw doll heavy hander with the
Speaker 1: blush and I and I know without and I thought,
Speaker 1: oh my god, they couldn't have just gone her. I
Speaker 1: know it's COVID, but they could have gotten her somebody
Speaker 1: in like a shield at the monitor to be like, hey,
Speaker 1: this is h D. Maybe in personal looks great. Let's
Speaker 1: just blend it down a little bit, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? Like I felt for her that she didn't know.
Speaker 1: I'm sure she's look great in person, she didn't know
Speaker 1: to blend it down, Lacy, you disagree. She sat, she
Speaker 1: sat in the makeup. She said, have y'all see you, Harman.
Speaker 1: That's that's what I won't give me the harless. Have
Speaker 1: y'all seen Queen. She'll be like I said, more blush. Hi,
Speaker 1: dr Anna, Tanna Bananas here, Hi, doctor Banana. We were
Speaker 1: staying overall that we are feeling, we're feeling Nemacola, that
Speaker 1: it is the bridge retain of the pets of the
Speaker 1: American Estates. Have you seen Bridgtain yet? Anna? I have not.
Speaker 1: Oh you okay, you simply must just know when you watch,
Speaker 1: simply must Yes, he is the is that Matt James
Speaker 1: is the duke, the horny duke who hates his dad. Right,
Speaker 1: and uh, it's such a sexy show you're gonna love it.
Speaker 1: Side note Britain I was curious about the casting of
Speaker 1: the gal. I was like, like, he's the diamond of
Speaker 1: the season in the in Britain. It was just weird
Speaker 1: because he was like such a just piece of man.
Speaker 1: And then she had a little like a little girl
Speaker 1: if she is in her mid twenties. But I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't know if his baby should be having all
Speaker 1: these sexuals. Yeah, she I know, watching her like put
Speaker 1: her hand down to her another regions, I was like,
Speaker 1: I felt protective of the actress. Now, they handled it
Speaker 1: really well and they were respectful, but I thought she
Speaker 1: felt vulnerable doing it that day. I know she did
Speaker 1: Anna horrible. How do people say how do they say?
Speaker 1: They don't say the L. They say that's how I
Speaker 1: do it. I say vulnerable, horrible. I don't say the L.
Speaker 1: I only say it out because you and Lisa Delirious
Speaker 1: on our Patreon have pointed it out. But I naturally
Speaker 1: would say I'm feeling very vulnerable. Vulnerable, right you do
Speaker 1: you do say the elbow? If you hear I hear
Speaker 1: you say the vulnerable, It was vulnerable. You're got a
Speaker 1: dance on your turnue a little bit. I'm just like,
Speaker 1: I'm like the horny. Do I have one last point
Speaker 1: for you analyoe about Bridgertin before you get back into
Speaker 1: the Bachelor stuff. Just no, and for everybody listening, don't
Speaker 1: watch specially with your parents or anybody, because it starts
Speaker 1: off like normal show. Yeah, and then one episode that
Speaker 1: was like, oh girl, it's the cord and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: don't watch it with your dad, Tanna, don't watch it
Speaker 1: with your dad. Don't. Definitely don't do that. And because
Speaker 1: kids start looking around the room and pretending you don't
Speaker 1: know what a sexy. So I was like, this is crazy.
Speaker 1: What did I doing with? Oh my god, were you?
Speaker 1: Did you watch that with your parents? Did you watch
Speaker 1: you with your parts? I started it with my mom
Speaker 1: and I was like, Chad, this is this a damvil. No,
Speaker 1: I can't, I can't. It's the laptop in my room.
Speaker 1: Show excuse me. Um. So then so then the mom
Speaker 1: there there, they start going there's no perfect family, and
Speaker 1: she's like, I'm worried that. He says, I'm worried someone
Speaker 1: could break my heart and she was like, gotcha. So
Speaker 1: that means you think that somebody could break your heart.
Speaker 1: So that means you are open to being vulnerable I
Speaker 1: think that's really neat. Yes, you are ready, you are
Speaker 1: going to move on to your next chapter. And he
Speaker 1: was like, I think you're right. Sexy mom who's bringing
Speaker 1: it and ready. She definitely was putting it out there
Speaker 1: that mom was available and that mom could rock leather
Speaker 1: leggings and still like hatt and leather leggings and still
Speaker 1: like how she was built. It was there, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? It was not there were no games
Speaker 1: and not she was no. She said, sir, rand wrapped
Speaker 1: me and all the BLUs you have. You're gonna count
Speaker 1: all the change in my pocket. You go knees, okay
Speaker 1: me and keep me up, dude. If my mom, God
Speaker 1: blood God rest j J soul. If JJ had showed
Speaker 1: up in a shiny patent leather pants with like the
Speaker 1: oldsen booty that we all have, like it would and
Speaker 1: not in acute, it would have been like we all
Speaker 1: have very long torsos, super short legs. There'd be a
Speaker 1: short legged bootylicious woman stuff just like bat mother leggings
Speaker 1: with all the blush. Batting her eyes at Matt James,
Speaker 1: which should have been amazing. She said, us, what are
Speaker 1: you talking about? Tell me that I got you Jan
Speaker 1: and I'm Lou. I played fat Jan in high school.
Speaker 1: I played fat Jam and that's what it was called. Anyway,
Speaker 1: here we go so um, so then we see the
Speaker 1: ladies are by the way. There was an ad now
Speaker 1: Lacy and Miles. I don't know if you watched Nick
Speaker 1: Fiel's full season, but there was. So they didn't add
Speaker 1: for orbit gum last night. They're like, in honor of
Speaker 1: the twenty five years of The Bachelor, we want to
Speaker 1: give a shout out to the most romantic date. They
Speaker 1: picked this singular date where Vanessa and Nick went. They
Speaker 1: did like zero gravity and then she threw up like
Speaker 1: him like two seconds later. They picked that day to
Speaker 1: be the great gum orbit. Did she need gum because
Speaker 1: she's about to freaking throw up into a bag? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Get her kiss on orbit. And they should have just
Speaker 1: kept that in for orbit. I mean, that wouldn't a
Speaker 1: bit of back. It just a weird thing to like associate.
Speaker 1: I mean, I get what you're saying, Like, you know,
Speaker 1: if you need your breath right, including bit rides, makeout sessions,
Speaker 1: then you need orbit. But I don't want to associate
Speaker 1: your gum with vomiting in my house. They picked that
Speaker 1: up any five seasons of The Bachelor, that means there's
Speaker 1: probably in um, I don't know, like thousands of dates,
Speaker 1: thousands and thousands that was the one moment you picked
Speaker 1: was the one where she fomits twenty seconds later? Is
Speaker 1: there was there ever, like a cheeky date where people
Speaker 1: did like oral sex and you knew that happened and
Speaker 1: they were like or there was rumors there was ms
Speaker 1: with also a nixt season with Karin and the whip
Speaker 1: cream in the Bounce House that like behind the scenes,
Speaker 1: there was rumors of that, right right, okay, okay, so
Speaker 1: that we have so here, we go there here, So
Speaker 1: he's getting ready to show up, he's putting out. They
Speaker 1: have a lot of shirtless shots of him, which I'm
Speaker 1: not mad at. I mean, he's incredibly fit, but they are.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of him getting dressed. They loved They
Speaker 1: always love showing did they get him in the shower
Speaker 1: because they usually get the Bachelor's showering and thinking did
Speaker 1: they do? They have him scrubbing down Tannah, it's in
Speaker 1: the coming up. They show him showering coming up around
Speaker 1: like how do you productive? Producers to you look like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, coming here Matt. Yeah. Yeah, So today we're
Speaker 1: gonna get you in the shower. We're gonna get you
Speaker 1: soping up. We can get to night and have the read. Like,
Speaker 1: what does that happen? Every single time? There was a
Speaker 1: There was a guy last year on Hannah's season that
Speaker 1: was the villain that they would show showering up that
Speaker 1: said he was like apparently like a real creep in college.
Speaker 1: It turned out he was also a creep last year
Speaker 1: as well, but he that Jesus came to him in
Speaker 1: the shower, So there was a lot of him talking
Speaker 1: to Jesus in the shower Jesus, but they showed him
Speaker 1: showering and then Jesus came to him in the shower
Speaker 1: and told him to stop sleeping around in college because
Speaker 1: born again virgin. Right, he became a born again virgin
Speaker 1: because of like a tap in the shower, like a
Speaker 1: tap on the shoulder in the shower from like but
Speaker 1: then I'm with that, and Jesus started texting all in
Speaker 1: the shower. It tells you you need to stop holing,
Speaker 1: you know, come on to me. I give you a
Speaker 1: the Jimmy back. Shout out to his parents and that
Speaker 1: congregation because for that guilt to get you that hard,
Speaker 1: because let's be real, he jerked off in the shower
Speaker 1: and was up on his ass. Yeah, pull Jesus up
Speaker 1: on his as he said, oh God, Jesus, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: And Jesus been coming to give him messages at turning
Speaker 1: points like I've seen this a hundred times. You've seen school,
Speaker 1: I've seen what it does to these kids. Well, it happened.
Speaker 1: It happened about Luke last year. So then we see
Speaker 1: the ladies arriving and it's you know, they had some
Speaker 1: overall the gimmicks we had, the goat feet. I felt
Speaker 1: badly for her. I felt badly for it, and I
Speaker 1: feel that I would have been talked into wearing the
Speaker 1: goat slippers, like I I'm the fool that they would
Speaker 1: be like, you're the fun one here, like put on
Speaker 1: these camel toe slipper goat toe. He hit like a
Speaker 1: tray of like accessories that you can pick, Like, what
Speaker 1: do you think I think that the I think the
Speaker 1: the that the producers have extra long now in general
Speaker 1: two because they had to go quarantine for two weeks.
Speaker 1: So you're locked into some hotel. You're probably in like
Speaker 1: a daze in somewhere in Pennsylvania for two weeks by yourself,
Speaker 1: and they're like, you gotta make an entrance. Let us
Speaker 1: let's just brainstorm what do you want? Like, Okay, let's
Speaker 1: get you a pickup truck, Let's get you goat slippers,
Speaker 1: let's get you Like I waked the quarantine and you
Speaker 1: came up with Goe. I don't think she made the
Speaker 1: cut either, So we made the ballerina Alicia. Then we
Speaker 1: have um. We I have to say because I sort
Speaker 1: of I rewatched again this morning. The first four out
Speaker 1: of the gate were strong, four or five, like it
Speaker 1: was like back to back of whole Lee Cow these
Speaker 1: We started out with Brie and the green dress, who's stunning, stunning,
Speaker 1: she's definitely a contender. Um. Then we had I have
Speaker 1: to pull up because it's still brand new. Uh, we
Speaker 1: have Bree, we have um Rachel. There was like a
Speaker 1: dark haired girl named Rachel who also like teared up
Speaker 1: when he gave his toast. Um there was Chelsea in
Speaker 1: the sexy dress. Um. There was the young lady who's
Speaker 1: parents her dad had Luke Garrig's and then so she
Speaker 1: moved home to be a caretaker. And then so she
Speaker 1: showed up. She had sort of a nice interaction with
Speaker 1: him where she was like, I'm gonna miss my friends
Speaker 1: and family at home, but I'm hoping that, you know,
Speaker 1: I feel like home for you, and he seemed to
Speaker 1: really he can. He seemed like a guy that was
Speaker 1: actually present, even though he did sort of check out
Speaker 1: everybody's booty, which I respect he as he should, but
Speaker 1: he did seem to like it when somebody was sincere
Speaker 1: and talking to him. Um, because when Rachel left, he
Speaker 1: was like, good God Almighty, like he was he had.
Speaker 1: It was so funny how he had something to say
Speaker 1: every time one of the contestants walked aways, like well,
Speaker 1: she's a stunner. Another time he was like I felt
Speaker 1: like if he was if he didn't go to church
Speaker 1: when he saw Rachel, he I think he would have said,
Speaker 1: God damn he saw her, he looked back and was like, shit, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm on the Bachelor for real right now. Well, I
Speaker 1: think that he did that after Mari. Mari was a Mari.
Speaker 1: He was like, sometimes you just don't have anything to say,
Speaker 1: and I just didn't I agree with you that he
Speaker 1: would be like goddamn, like wearing that dress. Chelsea Chelsea
Speaker 1: was wearing that dress. I mean she was sucking wearing
Speaker 1: I mean like that ass, but yes he was. And
Speaker 1: then I thought, of you, Miles, that he legitimately even
Speaker 1: though I thought just Send he was adorable, I thought
Speaker 1: she was the first one that because it was like
Speaker 1: like out of ten knockouts, like five or six in
Speaker 1: a row of like ten out of ten, and then
Speaker 1: they got to sweet adorable just Senia, who's like a
Speaker 1: nine and a half. And I remember being like, jes
Speaker 1: Senna is adorable, and then you Miles said, yeah, you'd
Speaker 1: be like, oh yeah, right, just Senia, Yeah exactly, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: hey right yeah, just Senia, right, Like, hey, nailed it.
Speaker 1: That was exactly what I thought. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: this poor, adorable, beautiful woman who's probably a fucking knockout.
Speaker 1: But like there was like seven like signed Ford models
Speaker 1: in a row, and then here goes to Senia and
Speaker 1: just Senia, who's adorable. But it was like, I just
Speaker 1: in my brand I heard Miles going, right, yeah, hey,
Speaker 1: just Send, even in the row ceremony, and they that's right,
Speaker 1: getting about her. She's on the television. I mean, this
Speaker 1: is how like again this strong crop of I guess
Speaker 1: Then we have the beautiful woman that rolls up in
Speaker 1: the Kayla, who rolls up in the truck, who is
Speaker 1: from North Carolina, who's stuckening, And I felt really smart
Speaker 1: to like be like I'm from North Carolina too, Like
Speaker 1: really smart. I'm gonna trust I'm gonna believe that that's
Speaker 1: her truck. Whenever people drive in vehicles, I'm like, it's
Speaker 1: always a two perfectly stage direction version. It's like the
Speaker 1: too perfect of the truck. When we were in when
Speaker 1: Palm Springs, it was too perfect of the gelopy, like
Speaker 1: it's never it's art direction. It's not her. She could
Speaker 1: drive stick shifts, so she had that at least. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was cute. It was very cute. She was like,
Speaker 1: look at me. NOA thinks she was cute. I mean
Speaker 1: I felt like there was a lot that came out.
Speaker 1: Then we have Katie who comes shows up rolling up
Speaker 1: with a fucking vibrator and I love that, Like, never
Speaker 1: did I think on ABC Prime Time when I hear
Speaker 1: the word dildo said like eighty eight times? Never did
Speaker 1: I just picturing where they chose to put the bar,
Speaker 1: that it was a light up glitter dildo, that she
Speaker 1: treated it like it was used like she would say
Speaker 1: stuff like, don't worry, I cleaned it the her like
Speaker 1: like guilty, like cat that got into the birdcage, look
Speaker 1: of like her, like she was so shivering with excitement
Speaker 1: to pull her like vibrator prank and be like it's
Speaker 1: been a really isolating pandemic and we all just need
Speaker 1: to do things that make us feel connected, and I
Speaker 1: wanted to just give you the gift and like plunk
Speaker 1: in that in theory used dildo into Matt James's hand.
Speaker 1: I felt that he was a good sport about it.
Speaker 1: I mean later on like he was generally he seemed
Speaker 1: like he has an okay sense of humor. I found
Speaker 1: him to be very affable. Lacy, what did you think
Speaker 1: of a vibrator? Shaking my head and lay with my
Speaker 1: hands like the inflatable tooth man because I was so
Speaker 1: over her, But by the end of the night, By
Speaker 1: the end of the night, she was annoying as fuck,
Speaker 1: like baby girl, the shiny party trick, like do you
Speaker 1: have a personality? Were you like, damn, I don't really
Speaker 1: have a personally. Let me bring this fake penis because
Speaker 1: it's gonna have to be this. You got to fall
Speaker 1: in love with this because I can't give her nothing
Speaker 1: from up here. It was like the one moment where
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, girl, like please sit down, because
Speaker 1: I would have I would have tossed some hand sances
Speaker 1: for doing this. So Home Girl was sitting and talking
Speaker 1: to Math and she was like, you know something, my
Speaker 1: granny had died or whatever, and yeah, the earth in
Speaker 1: Puerto Rico here, well, that's where the Bachelor producers are
Speaker 1: the biggest satanist because they're like, go and go que
Speaker 1: Katie and the Vibratorque tap her on the shoulder with
Speaker 1: the vibrator. I wish somebody would rub a penis on
Speaker 1: me while I'm talking about my bad granny hands. I groaned.
Speaker 1: I was like I would have been like, I'm not
Speaker 1: with this ships, do not poke me with that thing.
Speaker 1: Are you serious? I'm talking about my fucking country being devon.
Speaker 1: You know, this is my people being devastated. Literally, Hockey,
Speaker 1: you jab me with your dirty vibrator. Literally. She was
Speaker 1: talking about earthquakes and hurricanes that I've been just back
Speaker 1: to back to back to back on her homeland with
Speaker 1: her family is still there, and that she's like praying
Speaker 1: for and her like having an honest, sincere moment. But
Speaker 1: you know that some p a like n que the vibrator,
Speaker 1: que the vibra, go, vibrator, go, vibrator flying and vibrator Okay,
Speaker 1: pop on the shoulder. You crying about granny, nammy, and
Speaker 1: then just suddenly and feel like, excuse me to talk
Speaker 1: about my granny in a minute, um after to like
Speaker 1: preserve honor. At that point, you're like, you just you
Speaker 1: just desecrated my family memory with this, and now I
Speaker 1: have only one option but to destroy you. To restore
Speaker 1: I will defend my family's honor. To question to bring
Speaker 1: a dildo in the midst of a confer station about
Speaker 1: my grandmother can only yield one result, and we'll do
Speaker 1: it with a vibrators, said don Or. We'll be right
Speaker 1: back with our dueling vibrators. Oh, bone zone, time for
Speaker 1: the bone zone and we're back. Um you guys, yes
Speaker 1: we were right before the break, we were talking with
Speaker 1: the dueling vibrators. I was surprised that Mari could roll
Speaker 1: with it that much because she she did feel the
Speaker 1: most pageanty of everybody there. She did not seem like
Speaker 1: somebody that could roll with it. Before we get to that,
Speaker 1: let's just back up for a second before the limos happened.
Speaker 1: He shows up, he's nervous, He's standing on the front
Speaker 1: steps outside of this stunning resort that Chris Harrison goes,
Speaker 1: welcome to my shut out, and then um, just Captain
Speaker 1: Harrison does it again. Humor Okay. So then so then
Speaker 1: they staged it and and and so they they're like, okay,
Speaker 1: so the first one was pulling up the driveway and
Speaker 1: then he goes, hey, Chris, I've never done this before.
Speaker 1: Can we chat? Like I actually felt like Matt did
Speaker 1: a good acting job there. I I felt that he
Speaker 1: played his part well. I actually believed that he had.
Speaker 1: And then and then until Captain Harrison starts going what
Speaker 1: now now that James was like, yeah, I just have
Speaker 1: a couple of questions again casual. They're like, hey, just
Speaker 1: make it seem relatable and like normal people talking. But
Speaker 1: you know that Captain Harrison knew what he like was
Speaker 1: planned was like this incredibly awkward talk which I told
Speaker 1: Lazy we were going to get to. And so then
Speaker 1: they go into this oh oh, we're just gonna like
Speaker 1: this a lit room that they clearly made Matt ask
Speaker 1: for this moment, and um, he's like, what seems to
Speaker 1: be on your mind, Matt, And he's like, well, I
Speaker 1: just I feel a lot of pressure. You know, I'm
Speaker 1: the first black bachelor, and I feel like I feel
Speaker 1: like there's a lot of expectations that I am supposed
Speaker 1: to end up with a certain kind of person or
Speaker 1: some and and Chris okay, Lacey, and he's like, how
Speaker 1: do I please everybody? And he's like, can you be
Speaker 1: more specific please? Chris Harrison, He's like like, he's like, look,
Speaker 1: I've never been in love. Um, and I just I
Speaker 1: feel like I had a white mom and a black dad,
Speaker 1: and you know, this is something like I know, like
Speaker 1: a lot of people have certain expectations, and um, I
Speaker 1: felt Chris Harrison, it just felt like he was very
Speaker 1: well equipped for that conversation. Did you think so? No?
Speaker 1: I was like yeah, if I was, like, he felt
Speaker 1: so like uncomfortable and like like it just felt he
Speaker 1: felt like he was brushing it off and not like
Speaker 1: it's so uncomfortable and not able to actually honor that
Speaker 1: that like this is a big thing and there is
Speaker 1: a lot of pressure on him. And Rachel, who was
Speaker 1: the first black bat Surette got completely torn apart in
Speaker 1: the press and was not protected and like he should
Speaker 1: be nervous, and like it's it is a he does
Speaker 1: have a lot of pressure on him and there it's
Speaker 1: a very vulnerable position to be in, and it felt
Speaker 1: a little dismissed of, like, oh, don't like these are
Speaker 1: all valid sincere claims lazy. Chris Patterson was giving me
Speaker 1: big I posted a black square on Instagram and that's
Speaker 1: enough excedence. I'm for today. Okay. He was like, what
Speaker 1: are you talking about? Girl? Oh you're black? Oh girl,
Speaker 1: I don't speak colors. Colors Okay. Everyone's like to me, Anna,
Speaker 1: at Anna, what's happening? I mean, Also, this really clude
Speaker 1: me into the fact that are I peza all the
Speaker 1: black women on the show, because y'all I go get picked.
Speaker 1: Matt just told us I'm about to stuck on all
Speaker 1: these white women and I'm gonna pick a white woman
Speaker 1: and the girls will dragged me. I'm gonna be in
Speaker 1: the roots. I'm gonna be in essence. They're gonna tell
Speaker 1: me apart. And he's right, yeah, and his first five
Speaker 1: takes for white white brunette woman, I'm like, like at
Speaker 1: the Rose ceremony and I'm like, oh, man, wake forest.
Speaker 1: His daddy wasn't there or even that he was there.
Speaker 1: He was staying with a white woman, like he got
Speaker 1: white women and then he's gonna be white woman in
Speaker 1: this whole show. And I don't watch it. Yes, Anna
Speaker 1: take it. Anna. I was just so horrified that he
Speaker 1: had to explain He literally had to explain race relationship.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, man, you do you not understand?
Speaker 1: Are but like America is one giant, like truly like
Speaker 1: a boiler, like like it's going to it's exploding, Like
Speaker 1: we're in the process of exploding. It already started exploding.
Speaker 1: We'll keep going because there's such a divide and for
Speaker 1: you to be like he's just like I'm sorry, what
Speaker 1: do you mean? What do you mean? And he was
Speaker 1: actually acting like he was acting like they didn't ast him.
Speaker 1: After in the middle of like the like the height
Speaker 1: of the Black Lives Matter and people literally like you know,
Speaker 1: the the nation is burning. People are like what the funk?
Speaker 1: And like entire websites were started like fuck you a BC,
Speaker 1: like twenty five seasons, give us a fucking black lead,
Speaker 1: Give us a black lead. And then and then to
Speaker 1: act casually like like oh is that how that like,
Speaker 1: were you gonna pick him otherwise because you haven't yet.
Speaker 1: You've had a lot of great guys you could have picked.
Speaker 1: Like like you, you're acting like that's not how this
Speaker 1: casting like you guys when you're somebody America grabbed you
Speaker 1: by the neck and put you up against the wall
Speaker 1: and was like fucking wake up, you know, and and
Speaker 1: downplay down. It's well documented that Chris Harrison hasn't spoken
Speaker 1: to a black person in at least a decade. You know,
Speaker 1: when you sit down with a black and you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is different, Like happening is the police? You say, right,
Speaker 1: And I just want to say one more thing. He
Speaker 1: ended it with, that's a lot to carry, So shall
Speaker 1: we go meet these women? It's like it's like he
Speaker 1: just told you about like romantic expectations based on his
Speaker 1: biracial background that he's feeling torn between quite literally about saying,
Speaker 1: you know, being biracial, you know you'll you'll never be
Speaker 1: black enough or white enough or whatever half half you are,
Speaker 1: Like that's just a feeling that you will always carry
Speaker 1: with you. So I think did speak to something very nuanced.
Speaker 1: I think a lot of people can identify with. But
Speaker 1: like there was not again, it was there was there
Speaker 1: was so much opportunity to kind of talk about that
Speaker 1: in a more meaningful way rather than like ticking a
Speaker 1: box about being like right by racial who knows what's
Speaker 1: gonna happen here. Maybe you're gonna now tip your hat
Speaker 1: to what your preferences because a lazy like you were saying.
Speaker 1: He was basically saying, I'm sorry to black women in
Speaker 1: America because I've been dragged my whole life for dating
Speaker 1: white women, and I just know that now that I'm
Speaker 1: on TV, it's gonna be intense. So I just want
Speaker 1: to get this out of the way now, just so
Speaker 1: nobody's I don't have to go through this thing again.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it was. It was an interesting moment for
Speaker 1: something much more meaningful to happen. And then it's just
Speaker 1: kind of like, yeah, right again, this is just a
Speaker 1: reality dating should Chris, since team like I couldn't even
Speaker 1: hire like just like get you all the consulted, like
Speaker 1: everybody else, do a pay I'm black to come in
Speaker 1: and tell your things black people. Could they can give
Speaker 1: him some black people? Cue car Oh my god, we
Speaker 1: got some two cards. But Chris, Okay, so this is
Speaker 1: black last matter out the black people black though. That's
Speaker 1: it's so simple. Just they could have truly fed Chris
Speaker 1: Harrison lines and they just so absolutely it after seeing
Speaker 1: his house, after seeing his romata in like his like
Speaker 1: like up in the hills, his Harrison Harrison like Ramada
Speaker 1: and lobby like study that he looks like when was
Speaker 1: the last time he left Calabasas that wasn't on a
Speaker 1: bachelor set, you know what I mean? Like has there
Speaker 1: been a moment that's not been high on the castle?
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, he goes deep sea fishing in Cabo, like
Speaker 1: every summer. How many black people out there in the
Speaker 1: deep just me, all my white friends on my surrounded
Speaker 1: by water. So oh my god, well, uh we have
Speaker 1: all of our intros. Is there anybody else that came
Speaker 1: out of the gate That was Victoria? Of course, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, Queen Victoria. So like four p as have
Speaker 1: to carry her in. It was incredible Victoria, what I love.
Speaker 1: She couldn't have had a better entrance. It was a
Speaker 1: ten out of ten for me because she rolled into
Speaker 1: like say the best for last bet Jazz and then
Speaker 1: she falls down the steps like falls and like barrel
Speaker 1: rolls down the steps like the like the mean step
Speaker 1: sisters in like Cinderella, and then he doesn't even go
Speaker 1: get her to see she's okay. He's just like, you're good.
Speaker 1: You're like she's like I'm good, and she's like, I know,
Speaker 1: like her confidence of like it's fine. He knew the
Speaker 1: queen is here, clear it out like royal, like for
Speaker 1: my can like for it is Bridgert is fully Bridgton
Speaker 1: and um she again. Look, every year has like somebody
Speaker 1: vying for screen time thirstiest villain. One year we had Boom,
Speaker 1: Like there's always a really thirsty people come in with
Speaker 1: taglines and stuff. I'll take Queen Victoria if I have
Speaker 1: to have a very super thirsty villain. I find this.
Speaker 1: I actually found Victoria more entertaining to watch because she
Speaker 1: got hammered than Katie Dildo. I will take Victoria over
Speaker 1: the Dildo because at least Victoria was just like actually
Speaker 1: filled down the steps. But you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Like there's somebody's like, I gotta go on, I can't
Speaker 1: fanging out and then a guy he's justiny, he think
Speaker 1: here it comes, well, I'm good, I'm good, versus like
Speaker 1: like that right right right, She's like on it because
Speaker 1: she's like her own energy force, which is what is it,
Speaker 1: what makes her good. She's like, you're just basically you're
Speaker 1: either in the way or you're you're going along with it.
Speaker 1: And that's why I like, those are the kinds of
Speaker 1: characters you like to see because like, oh, they don't
Speaker 1: need anything else. They are going to be their own
Speaker 1: thing and then whatever happens around that is going to happen.
Speaker 1: And I like that she was got hammered. I liked
Speaker 1: her commitment to it. She wasn't nervous about it, whereas
Speaker 1: like the lady that came out and I was like,
Speaker 1: can I put my balls in your mouth? Like if
Speaker 1: you're gonna do that, like own it, She's like, my ball,
Speaker 1: my balls? Can I put my balls in your mouth?
Speaker 1: And then was like and I was like the size
Speaker 1: of not even a softball, bigger than that, like like
Speaker 1: a small like a small volleyball. And then she's like,
Speaker 1: that was my meatball. It was like you had a
Speaker 1: meatball like this size of four softballs. It's like a
Speaker 1: hand like a clutch, like we're in the middle of
Speaker 1: a pond to replay, I'm not eating the old meatball
Speaker 1: because she just brought out of a bag. What if
Speaker 1: you're doing we are in a global pant away. Watching
Speaker 1: the watching the lady in the tramp spaghetti thing really
Speaker 1: made my pick the COVID the sucking of a noodle.
Speaker 1: He did not want a noodle stuck with her, that
Speaker 1: is not noodle, didn't have a must have really wanted
Speaker 1: to kid because I was like, this is he's not
Speaker 1: having your mouth. And again that's why I like Queen
Speaker 1: Victoria because she fell down and she's like I still
Speaker 1: got it. Whereas the noodle gal and they're like, let
Speaker 1: me put my balls like the tea bag ball lady.
Speaker 1: They were nervous about committing to It's like this is
Speaker 1: your end of the noodle and this is my and
Speaker 1: then you suck and put my balls in your mouth, Like,
Speaker 1: give me at least a confident if you're gonna have
Speaker 1: a stupid entrance, commit to it. I go ahead, lazy oh,
Speaker 1: I was just gonna say we he ate that season
Speaker 1: noodle and made no comments on the taste. I was like,
Speaker 1: he ain't go pick no black womans. Pack your wigs up, girls.
Speaker 1: I love I found when h m J showed up
Speaker 1: in her pizza car um, she seemed like a good
Speaker 1: sport when she couldn't get her pizza box out and
Speaker 1: like kind of chill and uh, you know she wouldn't
Speaker 1: like she seemed like she had a good sense of whatever.
Speaker 1: She seemed normal and like when got it um and
Speaker 1: I guess that was those are Was there any other
Speaker 1: big entrance that you can think? I was disappointed because
Speaker 1: Aaron Folly has always wanted to show up in her
Speaker 1: football outfit and I wanted more of. I wanted more
Speaker 1: of like the football thing. There was a lady who
Speaker 1: threw the fish and then it missed. Katie, you're leaning forward,
Speaker 1: what do you Is there somebody that you remember? Well, Abigail,
Speaker 1: I have a go ahead of great entrance and they
Speaker 1: really hit it off and then funk. I just thought
Speaker 1: of one more and I kick through Abigail, who was
Speaker 1: we'll get to the front run and I this made
Speaker 1: this like it was like that's how some pressure. I
Speaker 1: was like, oh this woe me an interesting see reason
Speaker 1: she gets out of the limo. We learned that she
Speaker 1: was born deaf. She has without her aid in her
Speaker 1: ear that she can hear nothing, and so she gets
Speaker 1: nervous about people like she says it feels like it's
Speaker 1: heavy to tell people immediately, but you kind of have
Speaker 1: to tell people, Um, she's cute as a button. Got
Speaker 1: out of the car and told him right away. And
Speaker 1: again I rewatched it this morning and he was so
Speaker 1: locked in on her, and then and then he was
Speaker 1: She was like, so I'll be reading your lips and
Speaker 1: he said, well, I'll this make sure to like enunciate
Speaker 1: really clearly for you, and like there was like a
Speaker 1: calming thing that happened, like there was like the energy
Speaker 1: really got very calm and sweet, and he was so
Speaker 1: taken by her. I loved like that. She had a
Speaker 1: great entrance, Miles, I see your hand take it. Oh no,
Speaker 1: I was just it was, yeah, it seemed very sincere,
Speaker 1: like because everybody had like a gimmick, you knowing up
Speaker 1: until that point, like very entertaining and it was like
Speaker 1: a show. And then like that that that was I mean,
Speaker 1: whether or not they're producing it to look like to
Speaker 1: sort of subtly show you that there's obviously a connection there.
Speaker 1: It really did seem you know, he had like he
Speaker 1: I don't know, like when he said the annunciation line,
Speaker 1: it felt like something like he's already wired as like
Speaker 1: a nurture or someone who likes to look out for people.
Speaker 1: So that just seemed very like natural. It wasn't even
Speaker 1: him being like flirtatious or just being clever and polite,
Speaker 1: but that he was like, oh okay, like he was
Speaker 1: very much responding to what he was here. Well, I
Speaker 1: guess now that you're saying that, it makes me think
Speaker 1: of like his work that he does with the kids,
Speaker 1: like and that like he liked the woman that we like.
Speaker 1: He probably didn't know at the time, but that whose
Speaker 1: dad has Luke, Like did he liked this sort of
Speaker 1: real people who might have like some complications in their lives,
Speaker 1: people that you know, if you can't hear and your
Speaker 1: dad has Luke Gariggs, and like he seemed to relate
Speaker 1: to the people who had some real things happening. Lazy
Speaker 1: you were saying something, Oh, yeah, I was gonna say,
Speaker 1: like when he ends up, you know, having that moment
Speaker 1: with her with the rose like it was just so
Speaker 1: his speech to her, like everything just felt like it
Speaker 1: jumped off the screen. That he was like, this is
Speaker 1: the lady that I'm the most horny for, and it
Speaker 1: seemed like he liked her brain too. He was horning
Speaker 1: for her brain as well. Um, there was there was
Speaker 1: an interesting I wanted to mention. I don't know the
Speaker 1: girl's name, but the one who came to make it
Speaker 1: with a quote record clothes. Oh yes, yes, let's talk
Speaker 1: about that. Kay was no Katie had the vibrator Kaylee. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So Kaylee shows up and she's got she's in her
Speaker 1: lingerie in a sexy robe, but she's got two outfits.
Speaker 1: She's like, I couldn't decide. And then he was like,
Speaker 1: I like that. I like that she did that. I
Speaker 1: like that she did that. That's happening. I like that.
Speaker 1: He liked that. Um, he was definitely like because that
Speaker 1: kind of gone either way. He's an interesting character because
Speaker 1: you're like he's about to do a prayer circle and
Speaker 1: yet but he very much responded. He liked like like,
Speaker 1: I'm like, this isn't interesting, like interesting, he got pumped
Speaker 1: up up weird, like damn, like that's six. She's sucking
Speaker 1: owning that ship confidence bro fucking like she's in her underwear. Man.
Speaker 1: What he was like, Claire Hart can't lose I The
Speaker 1: thing is is like a man can never do that.
Speaker 1: Like the business was a bachelorette and a man showed
Speaker 1: up in his damn draws and with him with some clothes.
Speaker 1: I'm like joyous. Second, and I'll tell you what. And
Speaker 1: Ana and I are watching New Zealand right now on Patreon,
Speaker 1: and I feel like in New Zealand there's a few
Speaker 1: guys that would show uping like strip on the carpet,
Speaker 1: and Anna and I watched together like and and the
Speaker 1: the ladies are like, yeah, like show me that day, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: let me see it. I want to stay it, like
Speaker 1: they like on a state let me look at it.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna see it. You stand there and let me
Speaker 1: look at it. Yeah, you know what, maybe maybe that's
Speaker 1: a good idea because then you could just put it
Speaker 1: back in the middle inmo if they know how don't
Speaker 1: you saw that? In that They're like, let me see it,
Speaker 1: let me look at it. I'm gonna look at it
Speaker 1: for a while. I'm gonna see it. Not here at
Speaker 1: all about nudity, Like they're just like it is what
Speaker 1: it is. And not only not only do I not care,
Speaker 1: I want to look you better show to me you
Speaker 1: may see It's like I think, is one of the
Speaker 1: guys who's naked, doesn't he stands there like this. He
Speaker 1: stands there like this and for a while like buck
Speaker 1: naked at a cocktail party, and she's just like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I like that. Let's just keep it, keep it going.
Speaker 1: I want to see that. She's a dog. I would probably.
Speaker 1: And then we have Kit coming up. She's a fashion entrepreneur. Uh,
Speaker 1: and she comes rolls in it about Bentley and she
Speaker 1: said this, Uh, this felt like uh coming in in
Speaker 1: the limo felt like total ride share. So I thought
Speaker 1: I would hire this. And then she gave him a
Speaker 1: snow globe and she was like, I know you're from
Speaker 1: New York City. And then they set up I'm gonna
Speaker 1: call it right now too. On one is going to
Speaker 1: be Kit in Victoria. They set up her give me
Speaker 1: the snow globe and already they set up like excuse me,
Speaker 1: Prince s As, but the Queen is here, and then
Speaker 1: kids like excuse me, I'm the king of the CEO
Speaker 1: and THEO. Yeah, and so, um, I just full disclosure.
Speaker 1: I know Kit's mom, and I feel like Kit kid
Speaker 1: grew up with cooler people than uh than Victoria. I
Speaker 1: suspect Kit will win in this duo. Tanna, what did
Speaker 1: you think of Kit? I like, um, Kit, came in
Speaker 1: with a clear h like I don't know. There's something
Speaker 1: about it where I'm like, I can't hate the game.
Speaker 1: Like she knows what she's doing. She came in, she
Speaker 1: made an impression on me immediately, and you know what, hell,
Speaker 1: I hope her fashion entrepreneur or gets blows up because
Speaker 1: of this because she did what she did. I like
Speaker 1: to wear combat boots. Yeah, like I didn't. I wasn't like,
Speaker 1: you know, I wasn't immediately like, well, how is she
Speaker 1: going to be with Matt if she if she's too
Speaker 1: busy fighting with Victoria or whatever. I'm like, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: She knows what she's doing. I can't hate the game.
Speaker 1: Like not everyone is here to win Matt's heart, and
Speaker 1: I respect that she's going to make an impression, walk
Speaker 1: away from this and uh use it to better her
Speaker 1: business and or social following, so you know what, good
Speaker 1: for her. I can't wait to see kids selling Oh no, no,
Speaker 1: go ahead, likes it? I say, I can't wait to
Speaker 1: see kids selling on Instagram and you know, giving us
Speaker 1: a sponsored by Nibia post, I'm very into it. I
Speaker 1: also want to say I love that she was like
Speaker 1: limos are for poor people. It's giving poverty, stimulish check.
Speaker 1: Don't meet those girls that Jeff Bezos and my uncle
Speaker 1: Hony Like, she's giving so and I love it. I
Speaker 1: love it. Miles. Oh, she's again, you know, pulling up
Speaker 1: in the Bentley convertible. She's one on one. She's the
Speaker 1: professor in classes and session. I was like, get it,
Speaker 1: you're you're you're you're not as basic as these others
Speaker 1: as you were trying to demonstrate. Um, you know, we'll
Speaker 1: see what how she I think, Yeah, Like Anna is
Speaker 1: saying she knows what she's doing. She's still in college.
Speaker 1: She's literally she goes to anyway, she's still an undergrad.
Speaker 1: So if she gets her followers and does her thing,
Speaker 1: good for her. I don't. Yeah, I don't take her
Speaker 1: seriously as a contestant. And I think, you know that's
Speaker 1: what she's doing. The right thing is like right now,
Speaker 1: she's basically showing you who she is in comparison. She's
Speaker 1: contrasting herself to these other contestants because it's a social
Speaker 1: media follow You're like, I like that, I'm her. I
Speaker 1: am so cute in person. Can I just say she's stunning,
Speaker 1: like like a super Fox. Side note she's super cute.
Speaker 1: She so side note. So in Victoria the Queen, she
Speaker 1: fell down the stairs. She's like, I know, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: put my best foot forward. Then she falls down the stairs,
Speaker 1: and then he goes, you're good. She goes, I'm good.
Speaker 1: I am the Queen of the Kingdom. Save the best
Speaker 1: for last, which is incredible. Um, and then and then
Speaker 1: she goes, yes, Queen the Queen has a right bitches,
Speaker 1: which is again night email, like she's a fucking night
Speaker 1: You don't want to be her roommate, but like you
Speaker 1: don't want to engage with it. The sort of entry
Speaker 1: she'll she'll last four episodes, like she will be fun
Speaker 1: villain for four episodes. So then he comes in and
Speaker 1: he's like, you know, I've been thinking long and hard
Speaker 1: about what i wanted to say to you, and I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna scrap that. And then is this unprecedented in
Speaker 1: the Bachelor has anybody out of the gate referred to
Speaker 1: the Heavenly Father in the opening? Like, I think you
Speaker 1: are pretty Christian, but this has been the most openly
Speaker 1: Christian I've seen. It's getting men Brown, who's like, I've
Speaker 1: made Jesus still loves me, even though I've had sex,
Speaker 1: so before a kid goes here's what I will say.
Speaker 1: I didn't grow up with any religion. I have no Look,
Speaker 1: I actually feel like if that's like I understand when
Speaker 1: I get nervous for things, I understand like before I
Speaker 1: go into a situation, like I'll go into the bathroom
Speaker 1: and I'll like calm myself and I have a little
Speaker 1: sort of mantras or prayers or whatever. Like everybody has
Speaker 1: their thing. It was unusual on ABC Prime Time to
Speaker 1: see in this show that ends up people like grinding
Speaker 1: in hot tubs. It was just it was just a surprise,
Speaker 1: that's all. I was just like the the setting. It
Speaker 1: was just an odd thing to match with the show
Speaker 1: that gives birth to Bachelor in Paradise. Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: the equation is to offset the blackness of the contestant,
Speaker 1: you have must have one open prayer in the top
Speaker 1: of the show to get everybody bit of America, well,
Speaker 1: at least Christ. Yes, Oh that's interesting. I will say
Speaker 1: he handled it well when he came out of it,
Speaker 1: and the first thing that he saw was a vibrator,
Speaker 1: and then he had a good sense of humor about that. Like, uh,
Speaker 1: I saw Katie leaning forward, Katie, what did you want
Speaker 1: to say? Well, I was just gonna say, like, I
Speaker 1: do wish there was more religious diversity on this show.
Speaker 1: It seems like they're always just all Christians, and I
Speaker 1: wish there was you know, Jews, Muslims, Agnostics, atheists. And
Speaker 1: because so many of the women were like I loved that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I would have walked out. I just want have been like,
Speaker 1: I'm very uncomfortable here and I'm going to leave. I'm
Speaker 1: curious if there was a shot of anyone who was
Speaker 1: like looking around when everybody was bounding the I would
Speaker 1: have been like this, you know that I would have
Speaker 1: been hiding in a quarter. I liked that he spoke
Speaker 1: his heart. I appreciate the sentiment, but again I'm not
Speaker 1: used to I think I would have been like just
Speaker 1: almost feeling like I was intruding somebody else's family dinner
Speaker 1: or something, you know what I mean, Like I don't
Speaker 1: know what ner I don't know if that makes him happy,
Speaker 1: that's great. It was just like so out of the
Speaker 1: gate and so quick and just like, hey, everyone pray,
Speaker 1: and I was just like WHOA, okay, interesting choice? Uh
Speaker 1: all right? Sure? Lazy? Three things? So one it is
Speaker 1: very weird. I agree with Katie to just assume that
Speaker 1: Jesus is everybody's homeboy because uh not just seen ever seen,
Speaker 1: because I was a weed pircle and before we had
Speaker 1: smoking the weed, we gotta prey over the weed. And
Speaker 1: then he prayed to guy over the weed um, and
Speaker 1: I was very interesting if I was, you know, I'm
Speaker 1: passing for weird prayers. And then I wish the prayer
Speaker 1: itself has been a little bit more honest and bachelor,
Speaker 1: like this is the prayer that I want. Dear, sweet
Speaker 1: little baby Jesus, please come with me while I kiss
Speaker 1: on all thirty andies women and a booties like something
Speaker 1: more realistic like kee. Yeah, I think, Anna, what did Anna?
Speaker 1: What did you think I would have allowed to have
Speaker 1: disrupted the whole situation. I've been like allah who akbar
Speaker 1: am I right? We make it through this season? Like
Speaker 1: just literally, you hear Mickey Mouse calling like shut it down, shot,
Speaker 1: shut it, stupp it, stupp it. Don't then we tackled you.
Speaker 1: I mean JP was Jewish, right, I remember I feel
Speaker 1: like JP was and Andy Dorfman was Jewish, right, Yes,
Speaker 1: Andy Jorfman was Jewish. Do they treat their Judaism like
Speaker 1: a like a fun gimmick thing or was it I
Speaker 1: think that I just think I feel like religions, there's
Speaker 1: no like we never got to say that. We never
Speaker 1: got a good shot. But I know what JP. You
Speaker 1: know what JP's wedding like, you know the traditional Joshu
Speaker 1: weary Yamica and stuff like that. But like, yeah, they
Speaker 1: don't they don't talk about it. Early just historically they
Speaker 1: people didn't talk about it as much as it's I
Speaker 1: feel like it's gotten more and more in the last
Speaker 1: three years that I think that's also because it's got
Speaker 1: more pageanty, it got more pages. World's kind of like
Speaker 1: lived together, I feel like. I mean even on like
Speaker 1: So we had we had on Peter Pilot's season, we
Speaker 1: had on Hannah b season with Luke, and then even
Speaker 1: now with Tastia sending Ivan home because he wasn't Christian
Speaker 1: like that, it's been a pot point in a large way,
Speaker 1: in a way that I don't remember it before that,
Speaker 1: because you would have thought it would have been a
Speaker 1: bigger plot point earlier seasons. It's getting more and more
Speaker 1: conservative it or for her, I don't know, um from
Speaker 1: at this point, it's also getting more diverse. So I
Speaker 1: feel like that's also the reason. It's like when you
Speaker 1: when you bring on a black person, they have to
Speaker 1: be the right kind of black person. He's not he's
Speaker 1: half white, has to be he's like skin. He has
Speaker 1: to be super religious, he has to be like as
Speaker 1: white friendly as possible. Like they just got a lot
Speaker 1: of posts the post aboard like I love like, yeah,
Speaker 1: right right right, um, okay, so then we have so
Speaker 1: then he doesn't and uh he you know, he sees
Speaker 1: the vibrator, starts laughing, and he starts pulling people aside,
Speaker 1: and a lot of the women are like hey man,
Speaker 1: hey man, and are like the Rachel Rachel is sobbing.
Speaker 1: And then somebody goes, are you religious? And there was
Speaker 1: a pause where she was like yeah, but like but
Speaker 1: I was like, is she like so yeah, there's She
Speaker 1: was definitely going like, you know, it just really personally.
Speaker 1: It was just very personally. Spoke to me personally. And
Speaker 1: then she was like it's hard to be vulnerable. Um.
Speaker 1: So then he goes and he pulls somebody aside, and
Speaker 1: he's like, you know what I really want? How am
Speaker 1: I going to unpack this? There's a lot of him
Speaker 1: talking to people about how to unpack things. He wants
Speaker 1: to unpack each person. I want to unpack you. I
Speaker 1: want to unpack my family, unpack your family, see if
Speaker 1: you're vulnerable, all of that. Um. And then he goes, well,
Speaker 1: I saw a vibrator and I lost my train of thought.
Speaker 1: But he goes, I just feel like I need to
Speaker 1: be a perfect person. And this was when he was
Speaker 1: talking to the young lady who was the reporter whose
Speaker 1: dad has Luke garrigs And then she said, well, nobody
Speaker 1: wants to hang out with a perfect person. It's not relatable,
Speaker 1: and he really liked that. I feel like she is
Speaker 1: a contender, that young lady. I don't think she's gonna win,
Speaker 1: but I think she'll probably make it. If we were
Speaker 1: non pandemic times, I feel like she would make it overseas,
Speaker 1: but as it is, I feel like maybe she'll make
Speaker 1: it top six. What's her name? She was the brought
Speaker 1: Sarah Sarah the broadcast journalist. UM. And then let's say
Speaker 1: he so then he was talking, let's see who else?
Speaker 1: Who do you guys want to talk about next? I
Speaker 1: was just gonna, oh, Rachel. I feel like she's just
Speaker 1: very strong. Because that was the first time. I was saying.
Speaker 1: As I watched the show, I was like, Oh, she's
Speaker 1: playing the fucking game. She played the She played the game,
Speaker 1: honey like she knew. I was like, oh, I see
Speaker 1: she did, so she was the one. She's so stunning.
Speaker 1: She was like, and she was the one that's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: same same, same tame. I've never been vulnerable. I just
Speaker 1: clam up because I know then you get hurt, like
Speaker 1: it never works, so I'm not going to do it.
Speaker 1: And he was like, right right, well we'll do it together.
Speaker 1: She was like, I mean, but thank you, thank you
Speaker 1: for your prayer, like it just really meant a lot,
Speaker 1: Like this is hard, like I really strong. She knew
Speaker 1: to be like I can't open up. Maybe I will,
Speaker 1: but she was super hot. She played. What did you
Speaker 1: see with her playing the game? Mr Miles, Well, just
Speaker 1: because you know, anytime you have Jesus induced crocodile tears, yes, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, that's a that's that's a called a special ability.
Speaker 1: If you're in the X Men. It is just to
Speaker 1: do on command, like I'm just gonna mirror and relate
Speaker 1: to you like instantly. And I think that's why she's like,
Speaker 1: I love that everything's on the side because she's just
Speaker 1: doing that thing. He's like, I am you, we are,
Speaker 1: we already have every the subtext that's like Clara talking
Speaker 1: to Dale, same s S s s same same same. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm here and I think she'll go far because a hey,
Speaker 1: he was like, oh she got that onion booty make
Speaker 1: me want to cry when I look at it. When
Speaker 1: she first walked away, I remember, he might have a
Speaker 1: little been biting his fishy. She's stunning her dark features,
Speaker 1: for you know, I think that's the kind of white
Speaker 1: woman that he's vibing for. He doesn't. I don't think
Speaker 1: he's gonna like a blonde and after, you know, we'll
Speaker 1: get to the first impression or anything like that. But like,
Speaker 1: I feel like a brunette white woman is definitely the benchmark. Now,
Speaker 1: the first five that he picked were like brunette white women.
Speaker 1: It was that the chill Chelsea is so stunning. I
Speaker 1: mean that dress she yeah, Miles, No, I just it's
Speaker 1: a it's a very very tightly packed field, you know,
Speaker 1: like there are so many people. That's why it's hard
Speaker 1: to even own these early episodes what's going on, because
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm so off from when we were
Speaker 1: doing well. We all we all loved, we love the
Speaker 1: beautiful pharmacist. We all were like, it's gonna be the
Speaker 1: beautiful pharmacist who really got very from Ethiopia, who got
Speaker 1: very little screen time, who's done me no, but like
Speaker 1: in the in the pictures when we were when we
Speaker 1: were like picking because we only saw the photos, she
Speaker 1: really she's gonna get lost behind and she's she's a beauty. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I would have. I wish I had been here for
Speaker 1: the pigs because I was going to put the black
Speaker 1: girls in the pis because that was just the easy
Speaker 1: we knew that wouldn't happen. Um, you know, you go
Speaker 1: gett black love on the back foot, know to cocoa
Speaker 1: butter queens. I thought he was going to do that
Speaker 1: thing where he was like, I'm gonna rediscover my blackness
Speaker 1: through like dating again. I was like, maybe it's like
Speaker 1: a movie script. I would be so excited if they
Speaker 1: don't show Matt in a do rag. They are lying
Speaker 1: to me because he ain't getting them ways, just sleeping
Speaker 1: on that hair, be wearing a dow rag at night,
Speaker 1: and I bet she's gonna show up at him in
Speaker 1: the shower, running his hair, you know, doing the damn
Speaker 1: Caress commercial. We never gonna see that damn do rag.
Speaker 1: But I know that it's there that I know, and
Speaker 1: I wanted to say that, Um wait, what was I
Speaker 1: going to say? Oh do Rachel girl. So Miles put
Speaker 1: of a great point about the mirror and I just
Speaker 1: want to say that that is a very big scammer tactic,
Speaker 1: is to just be what the other person is because
Speaker 1: that automatically makes them feel very comfortable with you, and
Speaker 1: that keeps them. Yet it also gives you this false
Speaker 1: sense of a bond that you don't have because you
Speaker 1: know yourself right. So if you feel like you meet
Speaker 1: someone who feels just like you, then you immediately feel
Speaker 1: a little bit more bonded to who they are. I
Speaker 1: think is really gonna like that because he's also a
Speaker 1: real estate and will state is a scam profession. Okay,
Speaker 1: so he likes crime as well. Yes, yes, I have
Speaker 1: to say, uh, yeah, he definitely. I've I have to
Speaker 1: say that mirroring thing. I think it works on almost
Speaker 1: every bachelor. I think if you are listening, you are
Speaker 1: wanting to go and succeed in the mansion. A good
Speaker 1: I think a really good tip is I don't think
Speaker 1: we've ever heard it articulated so well as the two
Speaker 1: of you, Like I don't think i've ever heard it.
Speaker 1: I mean we noticed, we noticed that Claire would do
Speaker 1: it with Dale, like no matter what he said, she'd
Speaker 1: be like, oh my god, I got me do me too,
Speaker 1: me do But like we but she was she already
Speaker 1: held all the cards because she was the bachelorette. Like,
Speaker 1: you're absolutely right that if you come in and you
Speaker 1: mirror and you're a little cool about it, like like
Speaker 1: you have to play it cool, like yeah, I know,
Speaker 1: like like like a wild or so in acted, it's
Speaker 1: like unbelievable, like yeah, because I feel like the way
Speaker 1: I feel like we're in the same page, it's so
Speaker 1: hard to like, yeah, my opening up is hard, Like
Speaker 1: I just run, I just cut and run. But like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm it's totally worth it, Like you know, you don't
Speaker 1: have any skin in the game. You just you know,
Speaker 1: you never get it's worth it. That's really happening right now.
Speaker 1: So then we have course, sweet poor sweet Mari. This
Speaker 1: is the she she gives him the boarding pass. She's like,
Speaker 1: you know, this is flight one three to my heart
Speaker 1: and Puerto Rico. Um that we hear about their hurricane,
Speaker 1: the earthquake, the grandparents, and she's hit by a dildo,
Speaker 1: and then somebody else inside goes talk about a buzz kill,
Speaker 1: and then somebody says, Sarah, there, Katie, the woman who
Speaker 1: had it says, it was never on my bucket list
Speaker 1: to boop a pageant queen in the shoulder with a dildo.
Speaker 1: But I absolutely like being love it and I just
Speaker 1: thought you piece of ship, Like she was talking about
Speaker 1: her grandparents, like in like natural disasters, like you're you're
Speaker 1: not nailing it, You're you look like such a dickhead,
Speaker 1: so toned, Tanna, did you want to say anything about
Speaker 1: that moment? I mean, Katie seems fun, but she also
Speaker 1: seems again like just out of touch because yeah, like
Speaker 1: also if you would if you would't even taken a
Speaker 1: second to hear what she was saying, she was literally
Speaker 1: being like, and we are worried that, you know, we
Speaker 1: might lose, Like hey, hey, you're just there for the
Speaker 1: bit and you're like, dude, just I feel like I
Speaker 1: would feel so awkward. I guess they always like emphasized
Speaker 1: like being confident in doing what you gotta do, But
Speaker 1: It's like if I if I had walked up and
Speaker 1: I could hear a serious conversation going on and be like, oh,
Speaker 1: I should give them like a minute. But maybe I
Speaker 1: was just raised by immigrant parents who let you know,
Speaker 1: pushed me around enough to know that you really have
Speaker 1: to respect people. But like that, Katie just seems I
Speaker 1: don't like her because I know already I would. She's
Speaker 1: the friend you go to the party with. But then
Speaker 1: like you leave without saying goodbye because you're like I
Speaker 1: really can't have her. No, I'm leaving because she won't
Speaker 1: let me leave. She'll just harass me the whole time.
Speaker 1: You suck. Why are you that your party pooper? I
Speaker 1: just I'll go. I'll have the fun, Victoria. I'll do
Speaker 1: that too, Victoria all night and be like you're a
Speaker 1: market and you got to market yourself, yes, sneakers, be
Speaker 1: like like she was so obsessed, Like you get one shot,
Speaker 1: one shot, one shot for love. So then we have
Speaker 1: He gets pulled out to the pickup truck and Kaylee
Speaker 1: gives him some sweet tea, and and there was again
Speaker 1: a lot, a lot to unpack. We've got to unpack
Speaker 1: each other, we gotta unpack this. Then we have Kit
Speaker 1: gives them the snow globe and we have excuse me,
Speaker 1: princess um and he's like, wow, it's just like drinking
Speaker 1: through a fire hose. I'm just trying to take along
Speaker 1: a lot of information. And then Victoria because I'm the
Speaker 1: best fire house, which is me sucking squirt all over
Speaker 1: your face? Are you saying is that Southern phrase? Drinking
Speaker 1: from a fire hose? He's like, just like the volume
Speaker 1: of as opposed to drinking, I'm the mass. So that
Speaker 1: he's talking, he's talking to Brie, and then she was like,
Speaker 1: my Persian Queen, Brie, I gotta get around my podcast.
Speaker 1: I'm so fucking stunning, and so she's like, um, he
Speaker 1: was like, I was really nervous. It's like I was
Speaker 1: so nervous that he came out like you didn't seem
Speaker 1: like you didn't notice what I was like, I know,
Speaker 1: I was so nervous. And she was the first one
Speaker 1: out of the limo. The first one out of the
Speaker 1: limo is always either like gonna win or it's going
Speaker 1: to be the next bachelorette. And and he was like,
Speaker 1: I can't imagine. It wasn't easy on any person. And
Speaker 1: she was like It's important for me to see diverse
Speaker 1: true love stories because it's not something that I saw.
Speaker 1: I saw so much as a child. My mom is Persian,
Speaker 1: but she was white passing. My dad is black. I
Speaker 1: never saw an example of what love was like. And uh,
Speaker 1: I feel like she could take it. If Abigail doesn't win,
Speaker 1: I think it's I think it's between Abigail and brief
Speaker 1: is my Those are my top Katie's my number one
Speaker 1: number one. Yeah, it was Brie and the Cassandra who
Speaker 1: we literally never saw, who was everybody else's number one,
Speaker 1: and then I had Abigail. Yeah, but Brie, she's she's
Speaker 1: she just seems so real and so cool and like nice.
Speaker 1: I really all right, anna take it? You love her?
Speaker 1: So I love Briefe because she says I'm Persian. Immediately
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm in because you're like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: there's something about like that kind of just like feeling
Speaker 1: kind of like disconnected, like I've you know, I'm Persian,
Speaker 1: but I've always felt like the outsider. I'm like the
Speaker 1: black sheep. So I like know how she feels like
Speaker 1: where you're just like I don't fit in, but like
Speaker 1: also I did my research on her. Her mom is
Speaker 1: a gorgeous hole. Her mom. The reason she's so gorgeous
Speaker 1: because her mom looks like her sister, but like her
Speaker 1: like white sister. Like literally beaut this family. I don't
Speaker 1: I couldn't find the father, but this family is beautiful.
Speaker 1: I have never seen Anna so animated. This is the
Speaker 1: most alert and like like perky I have ever seen
Speaker 1: Anna feeling this. I love it. Excited I was for
Speaker 1: JoJo's Persian ass drunk ass mom being like she's a prancess,
Speaker 1: like this is my vibe is when a Persian shows
Speaker 1: up on these shows and goes full on like, hey, look,
Speaker 1: you know we are Like I love it because that
Speaker 1: is my representation of like, I know that life. It's
Speaker 1: nice to see them on this like show. So she's like,
Speaker 1: you know, I was raised by this single mom. I
Speaker 1: had these struggles where I didn't, you know, fit in
Speaker 1: and I was always just trying to like find my place.
Speaker 1: And on top of that, I looked her up. She's
Speaker 1: got a ball and ass job in San Francisco, which
Speaker 1: is why they she almost couldn't do the show. Did
Speaker 1: she do? She do communication company, but she works high
Speaker 1: up in a tech company in SF. I'm thinking maybe Instagram, Twitter, Facebook,
Speaker 1: something like that, because she almost put into the job
Speaker 1: and they've hidden her profession so well that you cannot
Speaker 1: find this company, which means she's bawling, Oh my god. Break,
Speaker 1: you're getting our rose, You're getting a roast. We love you.
Speaker 1: We're gonna take a break and we're gonna come back
Speaker 1: and we're gonna talk about the Abigail conversation, the coming
Speaker 1: attractions and tweeter of the week who I don't know
Speaker 1: about you, but things again so hot. I think I
Speaker 1: gotta take I'll pay your break. We're back. We've just
Speaker 1: been really, like, very much enjoying Brie and her mom
Speaker 1: on Instagram during the break at Dr Banana. Your research
Speaker 1: is once again spectacular. You've done chef's kiss. You've done
Speaker 1: it again, Dr Banana. She we have an incredible She
Speaker 1: could be the nice bachelorette. She doesn't win. I'll say
Speaker 1: it now either Abigail, it'll go abigailar Brief win her
Speaker 1: bachelorette between those two those are that's my prediction. Um okay,
Speaker 1: So then we have the chat with Abigail and they
Speaker 1: start talking. We find out that she both she and
Speaker 1: her sister are deaf. That he liked that she just
Speaker 1: said it right out of the gate, and that she
Speaker 1: grew up, that her sister was always so bold, that
Speaker 1: she just followed in the footsteps of her sister. Um,
Speaker 1: and he says, you know, when I met you, I
Speaker 1: just went blank, I'm glad you're here. And then he
Speaker 1: kissed her. He kissed her and then he and then
Speaker 1: he ran like like like through this gigantic mansion, through
Speaker 1: fifty eight rooms to go get that Rose. They had
Speaker 1: her in the farthest room so she could find that Rose.
Speaker 1: Test every woman that was like, and you're not getting it,
Speaker 1: and you're not getting it, and you're not We're gonna
Speaker 1: run it up to that like weird room in the
Speaker 1: attic where there's like everybody pressed off against the window,
Speaker 1: and Um and Abigail got the first impression roads the
Speaker 1: way that Rose went through that like lobby. It looked
Speaker 1: like when you're super hungry at a restaurant and you
Speaker 1: see the ship coming out from the past and god, yeah,
Speaker 1: everyone everyone had that energy and break the wish that
Speaker 1: he had picked them out a little bit, like he
Speaker 1: stopped to like rest a little bit. Let me put
Speaker 1: this down right here, a real quick looking at the
Speaker 1: women that he cut. The women he cut were so stunning.
Speaker 1: I mean, this group, this is definitely cuts deep. This
Speaker 1: is I think the stiffest competition they've ever. I mean
Speaker 1: the women that were cut were stunning. The ballerina got cut, Um,
Speaker 1: that was wild. I was surprised. He was like, no, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just like she did who dance when I know,
Speaker 1: I thought she was gonna. I thought I would like
Speaker 1: that if somebody came out on pointed toe like um
Speaker 1: and uh. And then we saw some coming attractions. And
Speaker 1: then Heather, the never been kissed girl from Colton season
Speaker 1: that's thirsty for her to come back, she's back coming,
Speaker 1: implied that they had met previously through Hannah Brown, like
Speaker 1: there had been flirtations and Brown were hanging out heart
Speaker 1: and then they have as they if you've listened to
Speaker 1: our Patreon and you guys can subscribe. Um. Down in
Speaker 1: Australia and in New Zealand, they called them intruders, So
Speaker 1: it's basically they call it. They don't do that here,
Speaker 1: but down Under they call them intruders. If something so
Speaker 1: like mid season, if they unleash a new set of
Speaker 1: like you know, a new season of Gals. It looks
Speaker 1: like this season they're doing a couple of intruders that
Speaker 1: come in in the middle, and they also talk about
Speaker 1: people like when some that he says, like say, Miles say,
Speaker 1: I was talking to you, and then Lacey was like,
Speaker 1: can I still you for a minute? They call it cutting,
Speaker 1: like Lacey came up and cut my grass. Let's cutting
Speaker 1: the grass. It does sound sexual. What Chris Harrison said
Speaker 1: to him. Chris Harrison said to him something that felt sexual.
Speaker 1: That was like, by the end of this, you're really
Speaker 1: gonna want to what did it? Was it? What was it?
Speaker 1: You're gonna want to choke me out is what? Oh
Speaker 1: my god, he said, You're gonna want to choke my hair.
Speaker 1: You're gonna want to choke me out is what he said.
Speaker 1: At the Chris becomes the intruder. He's on the show.
Speaker 1: Now excuse me. He's like, hey, ladies, I'm here. I
Speaker 1: wanted to choke me out, just anyway. That's like if
Speaker 1: I choke you, will you leave me alone? Man? Yeah? Absolutely? Absolutely? Um.
Speaker 1: And then somebody was like, I was through for COVID
Speaker 1: tests for this. That's what that Some of the world
Speaker 1: we're living in you guys, that's what she was angry
Speaker 1: that she um. I mean again, is there so we've
Speaker 1: never had more women. There's never been more women. So
Speaker 1: at this point, I don't know the names of anybody
Speaker 1: that got caught. I do think the goat feet and
Speaker 1: the ballerina got cut um. There's a good chance that Cassandra,
Speaker 1: our front runner, could have gotten cut um. And then
Speaker 1: we see that there's intruders coming up overall before we
Speaker 1: get to tweet of the week impressions on the first night,
Speaker 1: I look, nobody got hammered. Queen Victoria was fun. I
Speaker 1: thought Abigail's connection was exciting. I think it's fun, quite honestly,
Speaker 1: to it that that they have refreshed the franchise and
Speaker 1: brought in They used to do this back in the day.
Speaker 1: They would bring in people that hadn't gone through the
Speaker 1: machine of it already, and I think it's I think
Speaker 1: it needed that air. Like it's almost like inbreeding animals,
Speaker 1: like it was like it like people like that. People
Speaker 1: start to like, you know, like they know the system
Speaker 1: and the quirks and they get their friends in the producers,
Speaker 1: like like you just gotta reset of like let's just
Speaker 1: bring in fresh air something he's not cynical to the process,
Speaker 1: you know, like like not yet. Yeah, I thought it was.
Speaker 1: I liked that. It was a reset that felt good.
Speaker 1: I'm all in. I hope he finds love. I hope. Okay,
Speaker 1: so let's before we do twitter this week, give me
Speaker 1: or who do you think the top three are going
Speaker 1: to be? And who do you think it's going to be? Bachelorette, Miles,
Speaker 1: Rachel and you think you win. Who's gonna win? It's
Speaker 1: gonna be Rachel, Abigail And Okay before I say my third,
Speaker 1: is it ever like, if you don't see the people
Speaker 1: talking in the first episode, does that mean they're not
Speaker 1: gonna win? Or sometimes they do it? Oftentimes they do
Speaker 1: win if they're not in the first episode. Yeah, they yes,
Speaker 1: And they'll make it me like there like we didn't.
Speaker 1: They'll almost hide people that you don't so you don't
Speaker 1: see them coming. So like that happens where you'd be
Speaker 1: like then out the blue, like someone so shows up.
Speaker 1: So yes, sometimes that happens. People win. So I'm so
Speaker 1: then I'm gonna keep Aliana in there because she was
Speaker 1: one of my top picks, so to be Alana rachel
Speaker 1: Or Abigail, which one was Alana? She was I don't
Speaker 1: have her biop in front of me. No. Bree Aliena
Speaker 1: is the one that we all thought would be thirsty
Speaker 1: because she owns her own like, oh, she was to
Speaker 1: eat my balls. She wasn't fall she was gon. I
Speaker 1: just there's there's an energy and plus knowing the appetites
Speaker 1: of biracial black men, I don't know. I just need
Speaker 1: to see more. I need more data. I need more
Speaker 1: data because although I don't think it'll be a blond woman,
Speaker 1: I just there's just more data need. Okay, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say Top three are going to be Abigail, Bree and Rachel.
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna say for the win. Usually with the
Speaker 1: bachelorette whoever gets the first impression Rose Winds, but not
Speaker 1: for the bachelor. But I'm going to say it is
Speaker 1: going to be for the bachelor. I say Abigail Winds
Speaker 1: and then I say Bree is the next bachelorette. All right, Lacy,
Speaker 1: Top three, who's the bachelorette and who's gonna win? I
Speaker 1: am in the same boat with you. On the top three,
Speaker 1: it's Rachel, Abigail Bree. Um. I think that Abigail is
Speaker 1: gonna win. And I think that Rachel could be the
Speaker 1: next bachelorette because Brie and Tna wasn't her name was?
Speaker 1: What was Tasia bringing? Tasia looked too much Alife just
Speaker 1: from the casting positions, They're probably not going to go
Speaker 1: with another girl who looks like her. Okay, good, good
Speaker 1: thinking like an excative but they also have but at
Speaker 1: the on the same side, they did that for the
Speaker 1: white contestants. Yeah, why, you know, don't work for us.
Speaker 1: You know, that was enough activist in get the ratings up.
Speaker 1: That's what they did with Rachel. Rachel was their best
Speaker 1: bachelorette and and the ratings went down and then and
Speaker 1: then again, it wasn't until like until they had to
Speaker 1: that they cast Asia. Like you know, this season, they're
Speaker 1: already putting out ratings for the episode that aired, and
Speaker 1: it's it was the highest air like rating wise on
Speaker 1: Monday night that Monday night compared to other television shows. However,
Speaker 1: for a Bachelor rating, it was a low already happening.
Speaker 1: I hate that. I've never been more excited for Bachelor. Anna,
Speaker 1: who do you think that that's awful? I didn't know
Speaker 1: that that's fucking awful, Like, what the flick? What's the
Speaker 1: problem Bachelor Nation? Most of them are just like white
Speaker 1: people in them, you know, flyover States. Sorry to say it,
Speaker 1: but it's true, and they're racist and they don't like
Speaker 1: when things change. Um. And also the prayer, well, you know,
Speaker 1: they didn't see the problems prayer gone in. They need
Speaker 1: to tune in to see prayer. Even by showing his
Speaker 1: mother is white. I know we did everything they said
Speaker 1: up top. This man is white and Christian also, and
Speaker 1: they blew the white budget and it didn't work. God damn,
Speaker 1: I go ahead, go ahead. Oh I was gonna say
Speaker 1: last thing. Um, so I feel like Chris Harris been
Speaker 1: whispered a Matt's ear, like you gotta pick Victoria crazy behind.
Speaker 1: We can't lose that yet. So they did. For sure,
Speaker 1: they for sure producer pick. They made him keep Vibrator
Speaker 1: and Victoria the producers for sure, but he would not
Speaker 1: have picked Vibrator in Victoria over Ballerina and like cammellte
Speaker 1: slippers for sure. All right, Tanna, who are your top three?
Speaker 1: And who do you think the Bachelor it will be?
Speaker 1: I'm thinking so there is a part in the upcomings.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna take a prediction swings. I don't know,
Speaker 1: but because it looks like at one point Matt is
Speaker 1: thrown and just need some time crying that they have
Speaker 1: to pull out Chris Harrison to be like, I've never
Speaker 1: been a black man, but it seems like you're upset.
Speaker 1: I've ever seen one of you cry, I think potentially,
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna make a guess that maybe because it
Speaker 1: feels like Abigail is his number one, maybe Abigail self exits.
Speaker 1: Oh good guest, because there was a helplessness in his eyes. Yes,
Speaker 1: there was a this was the one. Wait what am
Speaker 1: I supposed to do? Maybe like maybe like maybe a
Speaker 1: relative of hers gets sick or something, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, Like maybe she has to go. Maybe she's like,
Speaker 1: I don't want to Like I've realized in the process
Speaker 1: that this is I don't want to be in this
Speaker 1: environment or something. She just seems so real to me
Speaker 1: that maybe she's like, oh, this is actually toxic and
Speaker 1: these ladies are terrifying or something. I don't know, So
Speaker 1: maybe that's what happened. Okay, Okay, I like it. Antifa,
Speaker 1: give us give us your and Ba give us your
Speaker 1: winner and your bachelorette and your top three not scenario.
Speaker 1: I would think winner is um winner is either Bri
Speaker 1: or Rachel. If I'd have to pick, I would say Brie,
Speaker 1: and then Bachelorette is Abigail h first ship. Can we
Speaker 1: acknowledge any sort of disability on this show? My god,
Speaker 1: you guys the producer, you're right, because the producers might
Speaker 1: be evil enough that they poison it and they take
Speaker 1: their love so they can capture this. They see this beautiful.
Speaker 1: You're right that she thinking, But I've watched this show
Speaker 1: long and all right, that's beautifully like differently abled person.
Speaker 1: And they're like, oh no, we have bigger aspirations for her.
Speaker 1: Let's ruin Marilyn find anyone and intrudes on her season?
Speaker 1: Oh excuse me? Can I cut the grass? Please? Excuse you?
Speaker 1: To the bloody grass? And Chris Harrison. She's really nice.
Speaker 1: So I don't know if Abigail so far, if I
Speaker 1: would watch her with a bunch of different dudes, like
Speaker 1: she just seems like a nice human like you're right
Speaker 1: to be a little more, You're right, a little more, okay, Katie,
Speaker 1: dr Katie, you're up, my friend. I have the same
Speaker 1: thing that's going to be UM free Abigail Rachel I think.
Speaker 1: I also I think Bree is gonna win. I think
Speaker 1: they have a connection um and I kind of think
Speaker 1: Abigail could be the Bachelor l which I think would
Speaker 1: be amazing. But it also really worries me for her because,
Speaker 1: like I looked at her Instagram, she seems so cool
Speaker 1: and normal and totally real, and I feel like this
Speaker 1: franchise would ruin her and I would be so sad
Speaker 1: to see that because she seems like such an amazing
Speaker 1: seen human. But maybe she would be a great bachelor.
Speaker 1: Maybe it wouldn't ruin her. Maybe she would change the franchise.
Speaker 1: I don't know. They're gonna make sure she's the bachelor.
Speaker 1: You guys are so god I can't believe I didn't
Speaker 1: even see it. They're gonna ensure that Brie. They're going
Speaker 1: to get the right song to play slow dancing. They're
Speaker 1: gonna get They're his favorite band to slow dance with
Speaker 1: Brie and have the right fireworks, and they're gonna just
Speaker 1: plant all the right like Hansel and Gretel Horny trail
Speaker 1: to lead to Brie so they get to capture Abigail.
Speaker 1: You're absolutely right. Oh my god, I can't lilive that
Speaker 1: it's it. I'm the one in the bachelor's sweatshirt, and
Speaker 1: yet I am such a sucker and a fool that
Speaker 1: I thought just pure love prevail. But nope, the behind
Speaker 1: the scenes, the behind the scenes, they're gonna do agail
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Speaker 1: my surprise at the addition of Jerry Trainer, who I
Speaker 1: loved so deeply that my older sister once screen printed
Speaker 1: me a T shirt that says Mrs Sandrich because Jerry appears,
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Speaker 1: a fun review, Katie, What do you think of that one?
Speaker 1: That is really fun? I love the Mrs Sandwich thing
Speaker 1: because this is Sandwich too. I was old, it was
Speaker 1: too old for it. And uh, I just love how
Speaker 1: many people love Jerry from Oh my God, Jerry has
Speaker 1: been this what's been so fun too is like just
Speaker 1: making you know, it's been so fun getting to know
Speaker 1: like Lacy and Miles and Doug Benson and we have
Speaker 1: Ross Matthews is going to join us this season. Um,
Speaker 1: I think Kate mccouchee is going to join us. There's
Speaker 1: so many. Yeah, it's like it's the most fun way
Speaker 1: to get to know people a little better. Like I
Speaker 1: feel so much closer to everybody, Like I've known all
Speaker 1: these people, but now I feel like they're my friends.
Speaker 1: You have you have something the bond over something. It's like,
Speaker 1: let's playing the same sport. We haven't played the same
Speaker 1: sport exactly. Um let's see. Here's an email. This is
Speaker 1: from Kim Ruth. This is yesterday, excited for tonight. Um hello,
Speaker 1: just listen to your draft picks while I work. Of course,
Speaker 1: it makes me pumped for the season. I was literally
Speaker 1: talking about charcuterie boards with my husband just last night.
Speaker 1: An instagram showing the charcuterie boards is the now the
Speaker 1: most basic news story post. It's the new boomerang of
Speaker 1: clicking glasses or doing a shimmy. But of course, since
Speaker 1: these are all want to be influencers in order to
Speaker 1: be that image, it's all about the charcuterie board. Just
Speaker 1: like a few years ago, everyone was like I love tacos.
Speaker 1: Whatever happened to someone being like, my favorite food is pie.
Speaker 1: Uh can't wait for your awese content to be posted
Speaker 1: on Patreon. Um so that's so great. Well, thank you,
Speaker 1: Kim Ruth, thank you so much for emailing us. I
Speaker 1: love all the chicouterie board talk because, to be honest,
Speaker 1: I don't I don't eat meat or cheese, and I
Speaker 1: don't really I didn't know what like I I've I
Speaker 1: don't never really I've seen them, but I don't really
Speaker 1: partake in them unless there's like grapes or something. I've
Speaker 1: never ordered a charcuterie board. And now I understand it's
Speaker 1: because all these people are on the Keto diet, Like
Speaker 1: there is that what they're doing. This gotta be It's
Speaker 1: gotta be crackers and bread, right, But I bet they
Speaker 1: just take the cheese with the meat. I get like,
Speaker 1: that's just the bread. I mean, I'll take the cheese
Speaker 1: and the grapes, all the fruit or the veggies and
Speaker 1: the bread and that's it. If I got past and
Speaker 1: there's like the little mini sliced breads, I will eat
Speaker 1: the ship out of that. Dude. I mean, I'm a
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Speaker 1: it says. This subject is thank you from Andrea Apticker.
Speaker 1: Dear Arden. On this New Year's Eve, since I am
Speaker 1: home and socially distancing and baking too many brownies, I
Speaker 1: thought it was finally time to write you a love letter.
Speaker 1: Thank you and your hilarious team of friends for getting
Speaker 1: me through this insane year. The Bachelor is my guilty
Speaker 1: pleasure and your podcast is hilarious. I think I adored
Speaker 1: you right away because you sound like Amy Pohler, who
Speaker 1: I also love. You must get that a lot. I don't,
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Speaker 1: insomnia my whole life. Like just the thought that I
Speaker 1: could ever help someone fall asleep makes me feel good
Speaker 1: because it's been a hard year and now it's a
Speaker 1: fresh start. And look, let's be real, I think this
Speaker 1: is gonna be a transition year, and so like there's
Speaker 1: a light at the end of the tunnel, but it's
Speaker 1: still like you know, spirits up and there's still a
Speaker 1: bit of a we're still climbing the mountain, but we're
Speaker 1: going to get to downhill sled soon and we hope
Speaker 1: this provides some levity along the way. Miles Lacy, before
Speaker 1: you go, will you help us pick a tweet of
Speaker 1: the week? Of course, Now, if you guys want to participate,
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Speaker 1: be considered. Anna literally narrows it down to eight e
Speaker 1: tweets and then I will pick about eight or nine
Speaker 1: and read them to you, and then we vote on
Speaker 1: the number one tweet to the week. You guys have
Speaker 1: been on fire, truly. The writing we could staff an
Speaker 1: entire late night show here. The writing is just getting
Speaker 1: better and better. I mean, it's just what a season
Speaker 1: here we go. I'm gonna read about eight or nine,
Speaker 1: maybe ten. Here we go. This is from Lauren at
Speaker 1: Purple Underscore Hayes Producers. Ladies, please come into the lobby
Speaker 1: for some drinks. Now, please take ten flights of stairs
Speaker 1: to the attic so we can show you looking out
Speaker 1: the top floor window. Ideal, lazy, thank you, lazy, all right.
Speaker 1: Three D underscore Dorito at Josh Hall. Women huddled around
Speaker 1: a TV, watching women huddled around the window, watching women
Speaker 1: getting out of limos. This is from I'm Better than
Speaker 1: Ben Shapiro at Andrea Underscore Shapiro All the pas that
Speaker 1: carried Queen Victoria in went to USC Film School and
Speaker 1: assumed they'd be working on a West Anderson film by Now, okay,
Speaker 1: this is a visual one, but it really made me laugh.
Speaker 1: This is from three D underscore Dorito at Josh al Me,
Speaker 1: showing up to ask Matt what dress I should wear.
Speaker 1: It's a potato with bra and underwear carve. That's so
Speaker 1: I felt. I was like, if I shood up in
Speaker 1: my bra and underwear like flat footed, I would feel
Speaker 1: fully like a potato, hoping like just be like what
Speaker 1: should I wear? Matt? And just like cover yourself, madam
Speaker 1: in full spanks had on the Kim K underwear. There's
Speaker 1: like three spanks. Okay. This is from Business Rat Colon
Speaker 1: at ABC Madsen. The non religious girls are regretting that
Speaker 1: they ended up at Bible Chateau. Oh my God. And
Speaker 1: then if somebody replied to her, how many are gonna
Speaker 1: be like, it's been real, but I'm out. And then
Speaker 1: she said, I want the first lady cut that goes
Speaker 1: up to him to whisper Haile Satan. Okay. This is
Speaker 1: from Lauren Geene Johnson at Words by L L I J.
Speaker 1: Matt said a prayer and God showed him a vibrator.
Speaker 1: God is a woman. Oh that's so good. That is good.
Speaker 1: It's so good. It's to Me's out of prayer and
Speaker 1: got you right after that was um so. Then this
Speaker 1: is from Lorraine Arena at Lorena Underscore Arena. Um I
Speaker 1: was more shocked by opening the cocktail party with a
Speaker 1: prayer than a girl bringing a dildo. It was the
Speaker 1: weirder thing, arguably. Yeah, things have changed over the years.
Speaker 1: This is from m at just called me fee. But
Speaker 1: what if that James had pulled the vibrator out from
Speaker 1: behind his back instead of the first impression Bross him,
Speaker 1: I bigail, I'm just so enjoy talking you think about me.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, um oh this I really enjoyed. Um.
Speaker 1: This is from Laura J. Johnson at Words by l
Speaker 1: I G. Missed opportunity, missed opportunity not to throw the
Speaker 1: vibrator at Matt when he called out m J to
Speaker 1: get a rose. You know ware you going away? You
Speaker 1: know the nickname the vibrator, m J. This opportunity not
Speaker 1: to throw the vibrator at Matt when he called out
Speaker 1: for m jd get FROs the vibrator to get a rose.
Speaker 1: But that roborator J Okay, alright. This is from Seth
Speaker 1: Thatt SV Total Landscaping at that's Basebone one, Our lord,
Speaker 1: who aren't hot tub fantasy, be thy name thy bones on,
Speaker 1: come no rose, go home on earth as it is
Speaker 1: on television. Okay. And these are the final two. Liz
Speaker 1: to uncle at Jessy Lizzie raps, Katie, do you take
Speaker 1: Matt James to be your lawfully witted husband? I dil
Speaker 1: don't see I do, I don't do I know? Um.
Speaker 1: This is Liz Uncle at Jessy Lizzie raps. I hope
Speaker 1: Katie Knight's queen Victoria with that dildo here. No, here's
Speaker 1: the final one. This is from Stephanie at nine Glow.
Speaker 1: Someone went to law school and passed the bar to
Speaker 1: decide exactly how much of that vibrator had to be
Speaker 1: covered by a black box. This entire episode especial. All right,
Speaker 1: there are so many good ones. Let's narrow it down
Speaker 1: to two, like the TV Lord's prayer. Okay, my favorite. Okay,
Speaker 1: so we'll dowd all right, So we're gonna do all right,
Speaker 1: so we're gonna do. We're gonna do you Okay, here
Speaker 1: we go, Here we go, the final two. I'm better
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Speaker 1: Thy name Thy Bone Zone, Come No Rose, go home
Speaker 1: on Earth as it is on television, Lacy, do you
Speaker 1: want to be the decider? Do you want to be
Speaker 1: the decider? Do you want to go last? Okay, we'll
Speaker 1: see if it starts to be tight, all right, Tanna.
Speaker 1: I'm gone with Bones on No Thy Name? All right,
Speaker 1: Miles uh as so U c C C l A bruin
Speaker 1: us fun s all day. So I'm loving that SC
Speaker 1: Film School. All Right, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: Bones Zone, be Thy Name, Okay, all right, Lazy you
Speaker 1: can go next, and then we'll let Katie to be
Speaker 1: the decider. Okay, Okay, I mean lords, Okay, And I'm
Speaker 1: glad that we can feel goad in the chateau. Okay,
Speaker 1: So I gotta okay, Katie. Uh I really liked the
Speaker 1: the USC with the film School, and I thought that
Speaker 1: was pretty great. Alright, So Bones doone Chateau, one seth
Speaker 1: that you did it again. We've been asking for you.
Speaker 1: We're like, where the hell is said that? Well, you
Speaker 1: came back Evida eighty eight thousand people to be a
Speaker 1: two eight the week for the first week, one Seth.
Speaker 1: But our lord, who aren't Hot Tub Fantasy, be Thy Name,
Speaker 1: Thy Bones Zone, Come No Rose, go home on Earth
Speaker 1: as it is in television. You did it again based
Speaker 1: on one all of you. Thank you so much. We
Speaker 1: love our fans. Please. We hope everybody had a nice holiday.
Speaker 1: We hope everybody is a great so far, so good one.
Speaker 1: Feeling great? Um, Lacy, do you think you're gonna watch
Speaker 1: the season? Dimple? Tell you know now that I'm quarantined
Speaker 1: in my home as a prisoner. You know, all right,
Speaker 1: I'll like that a TV. Al right? Well, what where
Speaker 1: can people find you? Why would you like to promote?
Speaker 1: If you guys have not listened to Lacey's podcasts, scam,
Speaker 1: goddess it is I've been a guest. Uh, Miles is
Speaker 1: an amazing guest. I mean it is. Vulture magazine involved
Speaker 1: her like they picked it as one of their top
Speaker 1: ten favorite podcasts of She's brilliant. What would you like
Speaker 1: to promote? Where would you like? Well, damn are promoting
Speaker 1: for me? I appreciate you, queen, Thank you as always.
Speaker 1: Scam that is fod If you want to find me online?
Speaker 1: D I V A l A c I DVA Lacey
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Speaker 1: everyone was tweeting, like right in time for the Bachelor
Speaker 1: tweets to come in. You know, I was thinking about that,
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Speaker 1: the week? Okay, have job? Yeah, you better be texted
Speaker 1: me tweet of the week. Um. And also and and
Speaker 1: I have our Patreon. I think we are going to
Speaker 1: do Bachelor in Paradise because we had other people emailing
Speaker 1: and say it was fun and I feel like we
Speaker 1: need a paradise. I need to go back to Fiji. Tanna,
Speaker 1: we gotta go to Fiji. Watch any Australian to franchise show.
Speaker 1: Just tell me when to show up. I'm there. I'll
Speaker 1: watch that. I'll watch Ellie and her sister, they're both
Speaker 1: the Bachelorette. I'll watch that. Katie Levine talk to us, Queen.
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Speaker 1: back and play with us. We love having you and
Speaker 1: thank you for your time. Thank you everybody, thanks for listening.
Speaker 1: Well until next week. Bye. Oh yeah, it's going to
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