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Speaker 1: It's time now, guys for a round of would you rather?

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Speaker 1: Would you rather? Okay, let's get right to it. Would

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Speaker 1: you rather have an itchy butt or an itchy throat?

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Speaker 2: Throat? I scratching my behind.

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Speaker 3: I'll think.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna put some honey on this, but we an

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Speaker 2: Oh you can't.

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Speaker 4: Oh, you can't put no honey on your butt.

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Speaker 1: So we're moving on. Would you rather be cross eyed

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Speaker 1: and talented? Or would you rather have hazel eyes with

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Speaker 1: no talent?

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Speaker 5: What? What's your name?

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Speaker 2: I don't be cross eyed with talents?

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Speaker 1: Okay, really look over here, gotcha?

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Speaker 5: All right? We're cross side or we hazel?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna tell these jokes.

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Speaker 5: Cock nephew said, yeah, come on, nephew, come on.

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Speaker 3: I got to get them, Hazel lot I got.

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Speaker 5: I got you wonder them all your life, all your life.

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Speaker 5: You wanted my life.

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Speaker 3: I try to get them, Hazel, I forget them. Michael

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Speaker 3: eisn't get them, Michael, I still don't solve the problem.

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Speaker 1: The problems.

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Speaker 2: Now, we got to bend over the CEO.

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Speaker 3: If you can't, you know that cross sided you can't

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Speaker 3: see my.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, when I tell this cock eye joke, it's gonna

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Speaker 4: be good and funny though, all right, little short terms, howard.

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Speaker 5: He's been in the news lately. Yeah, okay, uh.

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Speaker 1: Boy, yeah yeah he did.

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Speaker 2: All right.

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Speaker 1: Would you rather have chickens for fresh eggs daily or

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Speaker 1: would you have it rather have a cow for fresh milk?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Chickens, Well, milk can't high right.

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Speaker 5: Now, but in just a short few.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I do.

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Speaker 4: A lot of fellas is off the hook, you know,

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Speaker 4: Mother's Day coming up and all this here.

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Speaker 5: I'm sorry because my prices are.

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Speaker 2: So high, all these prices so high.

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Speaker 4: Man, if y'all, y'all, if y'all give y'all girl, the

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Speaker 4: chicken this year should be happiest, not all of us chickens.

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Speaker 2: Everybody, you shut up, get his chicken.

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Speaker 4: You shut up, and get this chicken and put it

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Speaker 4: in your bag, laying eggs and everything.

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Speaker 3: A chicken until you get a fence, you know. All

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Speaker 3: right again, Julia Helian chicken all the way down the street.

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Speaker 1: Why you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show,