Speaker 1: Hello, Hey, we're going good. How are you good?
Speaker 2: Enjoined my night off?
Speaker 1: So, Matt, what's going on? How can I get you today?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Oh nothing, I just wanted to call and share
Speaker 2: a story. I'm not a little fishing trip I had
Speaker 2: eight years ago hit us, So yeah, I'm sorry. It
Speaker 2: was ten years ago. I went out fishing with my
Speaker 2: boss and his boss from work and we ended up
Speaker 2: sinking the boat and got lost at sea for twenty
Speaker 2: one hours.
Speaker 1: Really, you were lost at sea for twenty one hours?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, coast guard searching for us and everything.
Speaker 1: Did you all piss and shit into the water out
Speaker 1: of fear and swim in each other's piss and shit?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 2: No, that's kind of the funny thing is the way
Speaker 2: the boat sank. Eventually we were able to climb on
Speaker 2: top of it and it floated for a little bit.
Speaker 2: And so the way we were postured was my boss
Speaker 2: was up top, I was in the middle, and then
Speaker 2: his boss was below me and actually pissed on him.
Speaker 2: So there's that.
Speaker 1: Was your guys' formation on the boat, similar to how
Speaker 1: you were ranked in the company.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, he was uh so the guy on
Speaker 2: the top was the middleman and the guy below me
Speaker 2: was actually the senior.
Speaker 1: Wow, so the senior on the bottom and the middle
Speaker 1: man on the top.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, actually, after it was all said and done,
Speaker 2: we found out why he was and he was actually
Speaker 2: a good leader for taking that position. Basically, the way
Speaker 2: he was situated down at the bottom was he was
Speaker 2: holding onto a rope and basically doing like a curl
Speaker 2: up for you know, twenty plus hours, and he ended
Speaker 2: up getting the what's it called that rapdo myalysis, that
Speaker 2: thing that like ultra runners and super athletes get where
Speaker 2: when they're doing extreme exercise, their muscles actually produce a
Speaker 2: poison that starts like breaking down everything.
Speaker 1: So you're telling me that this guy was doing an
Speaker 1: uh got a disease, trying to save your life and
Speaker 1: you pissed on.
Speaker 2: Him, Well, got a disease, just trying to be comfortable,
Speaker 2: And yeah, I pissed on him.
Speaker 1: I gotta say, look, Matt, I don't know you too well,
Speaker 1: but that's just a dick move.
Speaker 2: Hey it was, but he he gave me the go ahead.
Speaker 2: I gave him a warning and said it was almost
Speaker 2: like that dumb and dumb move man. I said, Hey,
Speaker 2: I got a piss and he's like, just let it go, brother,
Speaker 2: let it go.
Speaker 1: Wow, man, that guy is so fucking he did he
Speaker 1: get a medal for that?
Speaker 2: No, No, he didn't get a medal, but we still
Speaker 2: love him.
Speaker 1: How did you have to pay? Where there's ocean everywhere?
Speaker 1: Why did you have to piss on him? That's like
Speaker 1: the like of all the infinite places you could have pissed.
Speaker 1: You could have avoided him.
Speaker 2: Well, we were surrounded by sharks, so no one wanted
Speaker 2: to get in the water.
Speaker 1: Oh well, as you could pee in the water, so there.
Speaker 2: Well, at that point, our muscles were too weak to
Speaker 2: stand up.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay, okay, So you were surrounded by sharks
Speaker 1: this whole time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. So the whole thing was we had gone
Speaker 2: out fishing and it was our first time like landing
Speaker 2: some big fish. We we ended up hooking up with
Speaker 2: like two really big tunas and we fought them for
Speaker 2: probably about like forty five minutes to an hour. We've
Speaker 2: lost one once we got it to the side of
Speaker 2: the boat. But the one we did land and get
Speaker 2: on the boat was about six feet and we think
Speaker 2: it was six We know it was six feet, but
Speaker 2: we imagine it's like two hundred something pounds. So anyways,
Speaker 2: once you catch the fish, once you catch the tuna,
Speaker 2: is you got to bleed them out and do everything
Speaker 2: like that, and then you store them in a giant
Speaker 2: bag full of ice so that way it stays fresh
Speaker 2: till you get to the shore. Well, the problem is
Speaker 2: is that ice is tied to the boat, so you
Speaker 2: don't ever lose it, or I'm sorry, the bag is
Speaker 2: tied to the boat, so you don't ever lose it.
Speaker 2: But you've got a bag with a bleeding tuna inside
Speaker 2: of it, So when the boat flipped over, we've basically
Speaker 2: just got a big piece of chum attached to the
Speaker 2: boat hanging in the water. So they're attracting some shirts.
Speaker 1: Wow, did you think you were going to die at
Speaker 1: any point during this.
Speaker 2: When the sun rise? When the sun rose on the
Speaker 2: next day, I thought there might be a chance, because
Speaker 2: like at that point, we were probably at like sixteen
Speaker 2: or eighteen hours in. So you started getting those you
Speaker 2: start getting those thoughts, but they're not very helpful, so
Speaker 2: you try to push him out.
Speaker 1: Did any of you guys freak out?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: No, no, Luckily, the guys I had with me were
Speaker 2: really good dudes, and it was kind of funny because
Speaker 2: that day on the boat we were talking about it
Speaker 2: happened there was a an NFL star who had actually
Speaker 2: died from He had gone out on a fishing charter.
Speaker 2: The boat capsized and he tried to swim to shore
Speaker 2: and he ended up drowning. And for some reason that
Speaker 2: day when we went out fishing, my boss brought it up.
Speaker 2: He was a big football fan. He brought it up
Speaker 2: and he was talking about it, and he's like, if
Speaker 2: anything ever happens, do not leave the boat. Stay as
Speaker 2: close to the boat as you can. And so that's
Speaker 2: what we did. And yeah, everyone stayed pretty calm. We
Speaker 2: just kind of joked around, try to keep it while
Speaker 2: we were out there.
Speaker 1: It sounds like he sunk the boat on purpose because
Speaker 1: he likes getting pissed on.
Speaker 2: Oh no, he didn't. He didn't because he didn't even
Speaker 2: have an insurance on it and it was a brand
Speaker 2: new boat.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, so I guess that one is wrong.
Speaker 1: M man, you guys are very manly dudes. So fucking
Speaker 1: killing fish and uh doing that exercise thing and not
Speaker 1: freaking out. I mean, I couldn't say the same about
Speaker 1: myself in that situation.
Speaker 2: Now, I freaked out at one point. The other two
Speaker 2: dudes were manly. There was a point after the boat
Speaker 2: had first capsized where the basically the engines were just
Speaker 2: like leaking gasoline into the water and we were holding
Speaker 2: onto the side of the boat, but the fumes were
Speaker 2: getting to us, so we tied off a rope and
Speaker 2: just decided to like float away from the boat and
Speaker 2: hold onto the ropes. That way we can get away
Speaker 2: from the fumes. Well during that time. During that time,
Speaker 2: my boss noticed that there was sharks in the water,
Speaker 2: and one had actually come up and tapped his nose
Speaker 2: on his leg, and my boss kicked him in the
Speaker 2: head and he's like hey. He's like, hey, a fucking
Speaker 2: shark just tried to come at me. And I remember
Speaker 2: telling him. I was like, hey, man, I can't do sharks.
Speaker 2: I need to get the fuck out of the water.
Speaker 2: And so I swan back to the boat as quick
Speaker 2: as I could.
Speaker 1: Fucking guy takes the worst position on the formation, gets
Speaker 1: a disease, exerting his body to keep you guys safe,
Speaker 1: lets you piss on his head, takes you out on
Speaker 1: his boat, and kicks a shark in the face.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, he was the manly guy. So we
Speaker 2: followed suit on.
Speaker 1: That what's he doing now?
Speaker 2: He's retired now still fishing. We're supposed to be doing
Speaker 2: a trip. I think this year will be the senior anniversary.
Speaker 1: Of course, the motherfucker is still fishing. No, and nothing's
Speaker 1: going to keep that guy from doing what he wants
Speaker 1: to do. That's cool, man, Oh yeah, that's really cool.
Speaker 1: What did you learn from the experience.
Speaker 2: Surround yourself with good people?
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: Do do not hang out with people who are going
Speaker 2: to freak out and cause you more problems? Well, I
Speaker 2: had older, wiser guys with me.
Speaker 1: What was it like getting getting rescued?
Speaker 2: I was it was pretty cool.
Speaker 4: It was.
Speaker 2: It was very relieving, of course, but uh yeah, it
Speaker 2: was kind of crazy. The coast guard, we saw them
Speaker 2: circling around us. Well, we finally were able to get
Speaker 2: their attention. I had a little mirror and I'm hoping
Speaker 2: that's what got them, but we don't know. But they
Speaker 2: eventually saw us and uh yeah, fricking badass swimmer dude
Speaker 2: jumps out start swimming over towards us. But we noticed,
Speaker 2: like every couple of feet he's swimming, he's like looking
Speaker 2: underwater and We talked to him later and yeah, they said,
Speaker 2: from up above, we were just completely surrounded by sharks.
Speaker 2: So he was checking his whole way coming in and
Speaker 2: then yeah, just he called us off one by one,
Speaker 2: rescue swam us to their little basket, pulled us up,
Speaker 2: and then they gave us oranges and snickers once we
Speaker 2: got in the helicopter.
Speaker 1: I'm why did they get out? Look, I don't know
Speaker 1: how to run the fucking coastguard, but why did they
Speaker 1: not just bring the boats. Why did he like jump
Speaker 1: off the poets and start swimming in the water.
Speaker 2: Because at this point they had already been searching for
Speaker 2: us for a while, and the helicopter was actually coming
Speaker 2: back in to refuel. He was the only one. He
Speaker 2: was the closest one available. I don't know if they
Speaker 2: actually send boats out for it that night, but he
Speaker 2: was the closest one available. So of course they stopped
Speaker 2: and got us as quick as they could. But the
Speaker 2: night before we could see them searching for us, but
Speaker 2: they were searching for us in the wrong spots. They
Speaker 2: had like U C one thirties and helicopters trying to
Speaker 2: big old lights trying to find us. But they were
Speaker 2: looking where we weren't we where we weren't at mm hmmm.
Speaker 1: Wow, this is Did this give you any perspective on
Speaker 1: life at all? Or the fuck it?
Speaker 2: It may have given me. It may have given me
Speaker 2: a complex actually kind of because I don't know. Mother
Speaker 2: has tried to take us down and we said no.
Speaker 1: I thought that you know what, you know what, you
Speaker 1: know what you bring you bring up a good point,
Speaker 1: because you could, you bring up a very good point,
Speaker 1: because you could come away from a near death experience
Speaker 1: one of two ways. Okay, you could have come back thinking,
Speaker 1: oh my god, life is so fragile. I could have
Speaker 1: almost died. I'm going to be more careful. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be so grateful for every moment I have to breathe
Speaker 1: on this earth. I can't believe it, or the total opposite.
Speaker 1: Mother Nature tried to take me, and Mother Nature turns
Speaker 1: out is a weak bitch. Can't do shit. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go out and fight another shark and jump off of
Speaker 1: buildings and go crazy because I can't die.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, a little bit like that. I
Speaker 2: mean I packed a little more safely. I make sure
Speaker 2: I always have my safety gear on me when I
Speaker 2: go out fishing. But but yeah, yeah, she can't do nothing.
Speaker 1: Well, good on you. I hope you. I hope you
Speaker 1: continue to not die.
Speaker 2: I'll keep trying.
Speaker 1: Is there anything else want to say to the people
Speaker 1: of the computer before we go?
Speaker 2: No, just yeah, Always surround yourself with good people, don't
Speaker 2: don't always surround me.
Speaker 1: Always surround yourself with good people. Never surround yourself with sharks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we got that.
Speaker 1: Take care. Thanks. Hello.
Speaker 5: Oh hi, what.
Speaker 1: Is your name?
Speaker 5: Emma?
Speaker 1: Hi, Emma? How are you?
Speaker 5: I'm doing all right?
Speaker 4: How about you?
Speaker 1: I'm doing good. Is there anything that you wanted to
Speaker 1: talk about today?
Speaker 5: Okay, yes, but we don't have to talk about it
Speaker 5: if you don't want to.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, we don't actually have to do any of
Speaker 1: what we're doing right now.
Speaker 5: Okay, valid?
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 3: So?
Speaker 5: I have a list of about thirty two people that
Speaker 5: I have slept with, and they each kind of have
Speaker 5: a weird story attached to them. I did a lot
Speaker 5: of like Tinder hookups, and I just kept a list
Speaker 5: for my records. Uh, And I don't know. If you
Speaker 5: want to give me a random number, I can tell
Speaker 5: you a little bit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it says here, it says here. You want me
Speaker 1: to pick a number between one and thirty and you'll
Speaker 1: give you'll give.
Speaker 5: The story, yeah, if you want, obviously, Like.
Speaker 1: Okay, here's what I'm thinking. I'm thinking, let's let's let's
Speaker 1: do let's start, Let's do one of these stories and
Speaker 1: then see how we feel. Nineteen, I see nineteen?
Speaker 4: Fuck what?
Speaker 1: All right now? Because now you got to tell us nineteen.
Speaker 5: So nineteen is Sam's.
Speaker 1: Boyfriend, Sam's boyfriend? All right, I want let's hear the
Speaker 1: story of Sam's boyfriend.
Speaker 5: So I had a threesome with Sam and her boyfriend.
Speaker 5: I was not expecting that. Whenever I went over to
Speaker 5: Sam's place, I thought it was just going to be
Speaker 5: Sam and it was going to be my first experience
Speaker 5: with a girl, like it was going to be a
Speaker 5: cool time. And then a dude is in the driver's
Speaker 5: seat whenever he comes to pick me up from a dorm.
Speaker 5: So it was very uncomfortable. The girl was absolutely amazing.
Speaker 5: Sam was amazing. Also, I'm reading chat.
Speaker 4: I know I shouldn't be, but.
Speaker 1: Sam, can you not read chat? Emma?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: All right. So there was a guy in the driver's seat.
Speaker 6: And he was just really creepy, like he kept on
Speaker 6: trying to I think he was trying to hit on
Speaker 6: me more than the girlfriend was.
Speaker 5: And I just I wasn't vibing with him. He was
Speaker 5: missing some of his front teeth. He was on the
Speaker 5: hockey team, so.
Speaker 3: I think that's why he was missed.
Speaker 1: So so you you thought that you were just gonna
Speaker 1: be having sex with Sam, and then her boyfriend was
Speaker 1: How did he How did he get involved?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 6: I guess he was always involved.
Speaker 5: I just wasn't aware of it.
Speaker 1: What does that mean? That does not make any sense
Speaker 1: at all.
Speaker 5: Like, whenever I was talking to Sam, she never mentioned
Speaker 5: a boyfriend.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, all right. So you were talking with Sam
Speaker 1: about like, oh hey, we're gonna meet, we're gonna hook up,
Speaker 1: all that stuff, and she was under the impression that
Speaker 1: you were under the impression that her boyfriend would also
Speaker 1: be involved. Yes, that you would be that you would
Speaker 1: be their unicorn, as they.
Speaker 5: Say, Yes, okay exactly.
Speaker 1: So I mean, look when you showed up and the
Speaker 1: boyfriend was there, were you like I'm not into this
Speaker 1: or were you just like, ah, fuck it, let's do it.
Speaker 3: You know, I was kind of like fuck it, let's
Speaker 3: do it, okay, And how did the experience prove like
Speaker 3: as you look back on it now, do you look
Speaker 3: back on it fondly or no?
Speaker 5: So none of us had a threesome before, and it
Speaker 5: was just awkward, so like none of us really knew
Speaker 5: what to do. So it was a lot of me
Speaker 5: and Sam having a moment and homeboy in the corner,
Speaker 5: you know what, you.
Speaker 1: Know, honestly being homeboy, you know what, being homeboy in
Speaker 1: the corner while your girlfriend another girl having a moment.
Speaker 1: Not a bad corner to be in. Not a bad gig,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 7: I guess.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I just couldn't tell us like he was actually
Speaker 5: enjoying it.
Speaker 3: I was.
Speaker 1: I'm sure he was. I'm sure he was. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: let's uh all right, let me look at the chat.
Speaker 1: Well but don't look. Don't don't look at chat. But
Speaker 1: let's do one more.
Speaker 5: Okay, I'm not walking at chat.
Speaker 4: I'll take off my glasses.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, I wouldn't feel bad for that guy. I
Speaker 1: think he's I think he's gonna be okay. Twenty four,
Speaker 1: twenty four.
Speaker 5: Okay, oh god, this is another story. Okay, I probably
Speaker 5: shouldn't say his real name. Let's call him Dan.
Speaker 4: Dan.
Speaker 5: I I had a fabulous of Valentine's Day weekend my
Speaker 5: freshman year college, I hooked up with three guys. That's
Speaker 5: like Valentine's Night, separate guy, three guys that night. Yeah, yes,
Speaker 5: that was something I've never done before. It's so amazing.
Speaker 1: What so wait, so is this fuck? What number do
Speaker 1: we pick? I forgot twenty.
Speaker 5: Three, twenty four, twenty three.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, twenty three Dan? Okay, so tell me, tell
Speaker 1: me about me about tell me first one, tell us
Speaker 1: tell us, yes, do you tell us about the nights?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 5: So Dan was the first one I hooked up with.
Speaker 5: He was a president of a frats. Sorry not already.
Speaker 5: I don't remember which one. I'll be honest, I don't
Speaker 5: really care about frats, but I had the ego boost
Speaker 5: of oh, I'm sleeping with a frat president.
Speaker 7: And he was really cool.
Speaker 5: We played video games afterwards after sex. He was a
Speaker 5: little disappointed because I accidentally scratched his shoulder during sex,
Speaker 5: and he was a little bit butt hurt about it.
Speaker 5: But it happens.
Speaker 1: I'm very like the legit. Here's the thing is having
Speaker 1: sex with three guys in one night. I'm just kind
Speaker 1: of curious about, like the logistics of it, like, so
Speaker 1: he was number one and then how do you like
Speaker 1: do you? How did you then go from Brad to
Speaker 1: the next guy?
Speaker 5: So then I went to back. After we had sex,
Speaker 5: we played video games for a little bit. I laughed
Speaker 5: because I didn't want to spend the night with him.
Speaker 5: I walked back to my dorm. I got in my dorm,
Speaker 5: I was scrolling through like Bumble or Tinder or whatever,
Speaker 5: and then another guy messaged me and was like, Hey,
Speaker 5: do you want to hang out tonight? And I'm like okay,
Speaker 5: And I think the next one that night ended up
Speaker 5: being a theater guy. I was a theater major in college,
Speaker 5: so I knew of him and I'm like, you know what,
Speaker 5: this is going to be easy.
Speaker 3: So he ended up being amazing.
Speaker 1: Which one of the three guys? What did that? Did it?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 1: As the evening progressed, did it get better or worse?
Speaker 5: It started off mid then it was really good and
Speaker 5: then it was like mah, like the dam yeah.
Speaker 1: So tell me about like I mean nowadays, what are
Speaker 1: you still as as adventurous or are you have you
Speaker 1: calmed down?
Speaker 5: What's I've been dating my partner for the past three years.
Speaker 5: It's going to be three years on Valentine's Day, So
Speaker 5: it's just been kind of me and him for a
Speaker 5: little bit.
Speaker 1: Valentine's Day has some special meaning to you. Yeah, oh said,
Speaker 1: it'll be three years what tomorrow?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Nice? Nicey? Have you so have you and him ever
Speaker 1: like played this game together with this with this list?
Speaker 5: Yes, he's also his.
Speaker 4: What which benefits?
Speaker 5: Before we started reading?
Speaker 1: Which story is his favorite?
Speaker 5: There was another theater guy that I hooked up with,
Speaker 5: that Pete in the Closet. I think that's probably his
Speaker 5: favorite story.
Speaker 1: Why did he in the closet?
Speaker 5: That was his first ever college party that we met at,
Speaker 5: and I think he had won too many drinks and
Speaker 5: he just woke up in the middle of the night
Speaker 5: and I didn't realize what was going on.
Speaker 3: So we started.
Speaker 5: I like kind of sat up in the bed, and
Speaker 5: I realized that he was facing his closet, just standing there,
Speaker 5: and I heard kind of like sound and I'm like,
Speaker 5: oh fuck. So I like felt try to pretend to
Speaker 5: uh like fall back asleep, and then he stumbled and fell,
Speaker 5: like he tripped on his dresser and he fell, and I.
Speaker 7: Thought he died.
Speaker 5: So I was trying to shake him the lake, but
Speaker 5: he wouldn't yeah, because he wasn't like responding, but he
Speaker 5: was just like really drunk, and I was just like,
Speaker 5: oh my god, fuck, I can't say me. Oh my god,
Speaker 5: this person like wake up. Uh. And then he was
Speaker 5: like oh and then I just threw a blanket over
Speaker 5: him and.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I then left.
Speaker 1: Well ship, Emma, uh, this is this is this was
Speaker 1: quite a game. It sounds like you had a lot
Speaker 1: of fun. Glad to hear that your your your h
Speaker 1: you know, with with somebody that you're excited to bounce.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Sure, great, Well you'll have.
Speaker 1: To call back in and then we can talk about
Speaker 1: the rest of the list.
Speaker 5: Also to the person who said my lap was annoying.
Speaker 1: I know, I told you not to read the chat. Emma, okay,
Speaker 1: your band, I know, I know. Okay, Biamma, is there
Speaker 1: anything else you want to say to the wait? Is
Speaker 1: the anything else you gonna say to the people of the
Speaker 1: computer before we go?
Speaker 5: Always wear a condom or wear safe shit while having
Speaker 5: sex or doing sexy stuff.
Speaker 1: By Emma, Hi, Hello, Hi, what's up? How can I
Speaker 1: get you today?
Speaker 4: I just need some relationship advice get.
Speaker 1: Okay, I mean I don't know, Yeah, what's up? Ask me.
Speaker 4: So, I've been dating this girl for about a year
Speaker 4: and a half now, right, uh huh? And so she
Speaker 4: whenever it all started, right, I was like dating her
Speaker 4: friend and then I hung out with her one night
Speaker 4: and I was like, I kind of I don't know.
Speaker 4: The girl was cheating on me, the first girl out
Speaker 4: with her friends, and then I realized she was cool. Right,
Speaker 4: So we start getting to know each other blah blah blah,
Speaker 4: and I find out that her home life is like
Speaker 4: really bad, like they would shit in their baptub okay,
Speaker 4: so I would just be like, I was just like, okay,
Speaker 4: you can stay here for a few days, and then
Speaker 4: a few days turned into a few months and then
Speaker 4: a year. So like he's never gotten a job, paid
Speaker 4: rent or anything like that, and like all we do
Speaker 4: is fight now, and I just don't don't know what
Speaker 4: to do because I still love her, but like some
Speaker 4: days I don't.
Speaker 1: Okay, let me, there's certain elements of your story that
Speaker 1: I want to get straight here, which is, uh, okay,
Speaker 1: poor girlfriend was cheating on you, and.
Speaker 4: No, no, so.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 4: So what happened was so I was dating her friends,
Speaker 4: I was dating her friend, and then the girl I
Speaker 4: was now told me that the girl I was with
Speaker 4: was cheating on me. So I was like, okay, then
Speaker 4: I'm just gonna get with her friends.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, the girl you're dating now was friends
Speaker 1: with the girl you were dating, and the girl you're
Speaker 1: dating now told you that her friend your girlfriend was
Speaker 1: cheating on you, and then you guys started to date.
Speaker 1: Is that correct?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's correct. So the girl was now never cheated
Speaker 4: on me.
Speaker 1: Okay, so what is your problem again?
Speaker 4: We just we constantly fight and we're like, also, we're
Speaker 4: also about to move into a house that has substantially
Speaker 4: higher rent with one of my friends, okay, and she's
Speaker 4: not gonna have any means of paying that rent, just
Speaker 4: like because her parents like don't have any of her
Speaker 4: like credentials like nose, birth certificates, social Security number, nothing,
Speaker 4: So she's basically just an alien at this point.
Speaker 1: Okay, this girl does not have a social Security number.
Speaker 4: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: Okay, And so is she putting her name on a lease?
Speaker 4: Well, it's it's it's under my dad's name, but he's
Speaker 4: just gonna make us pay him rent.
Speaker 1: Okay, So your dad put his name on a lease,
Speaker 1: and your girlfriend who does not have a job or
Speaker 1: any sort of income, and you, nothing, and your friend
Speaker 1: are all going to move into this place. Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: How many bedrooms is it?
Speaker 4: It's two bedroom, well, three bedrooms with a basement.
Speaker 1: Three bedrooms. Okay, so each of you get your own
Speaker 1: get their own bedroom.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right.
Speaker 1: So and I assume you're gonna pay for both your
Speaker 1: and your girlfriend's rent, and then your roommate is going
Speaker 1: to pay for his.
Speaker 4: Mm hmm, and then my friend's gonna face effort.
Speaker 1: Why are you doing this?
Speaker 4: Well, the place that we live at right now is
Speaker 4: like really really shitty, Like there's structural damage, the roof
Speaker 4: is rotting.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's just a really bad place. So your girl,
Speaker 1: your current girlfriend, financially depends upon you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, in every sense.
Speaker 1: And you guys are constantly fighting. What are you fighting
Speaker 1: about it?
Speaker 4: It could literally just be about straightening up, right. So
Speaker 4: you know, I like I kind of tell her that,
Speaker 4: like she should help me around the house because you know,
Speaker 4: she doesn't have a job, She doesn't do anything all
Speaker 4: day but sit on TikTok or do makeup, right, so
Speaker 4: you know, I'm like, hey, you should maybe straighten up.
Speaker 4: And then she mean I get she and I get
Speaker 4: into this like huge like argument about shit from the
Speaker 4: past and all this other is like nonsense that has
Speaker 4: nothing to relate with the issue at hand.
Speaker 1: Okay, do you have a job.
Speaker 4: Currently? No, but I'm sitting on a lot of money.
Speaker 1: How did you get this money that you're sitting on?
Speaker 4: Commercial real estate?
Speaker 1: Okay, it says that you're only eighteen years old. How
Speaker 1: did you make a bunch of money in commercial real estate?
Speaker 4: I have shared from my grandfather who passed.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you have money from your family that you're
Speaker 1: sitting on and you are using it to pay for
Speaker 1: both you and your girlfriends who live in an apartment,
Speaker 1: and you don't have a job and neither ye are
Speaker 1: you looking into getting a job?
Speaker 4: I mean yeah, We're about to move like forty minutes
Speaker 4: away from where we're at right now, so I'm like
Speaker 4: trying to get a job in the area that I'm
Speaker 4: trying to live at. But I had to quit my
Speaker 4: job because my manager threatened to shoot me.
Speaker 1: So all right, Uh, what kind of job you're looking
Speaker 1: for now?
Speaker 4: Just probably something in retail?
Speaker 1: Kay? Is your girlfriend looking for a job?
Speaker 4: I mean she has no way of getting one until
Speaker 4: she decides to get her shit together, all right, which
Speaker 4: I've been pleading for.
Speaker 1: All Right, tell me why you're why are you? What? What?
Speaker 1: What every day is compelling you to want to stay
Speaker 1: in this relationship?
Speaker 4: Well, the fact that I've seen, like through videos of
Speaker 4: how like horrible her house is, Okay, I would feel
Speaker 4: way too guilty at conscious to even send probably my
Speaker 4: worst enemy back to there.
Speaker 1: All right, So sympathy and guilt h yeah, Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: this is tough, because dude, you're on the eighteen. You
Speaker 1: are also not You're just like, you're just not even
Speaker 1: remotely in a position where you can reliably support another
Speaker 1: person you're trying to support. You're trying to support another
Speaker 1: person on top, you're trying to support and develop another
Speaker 1: person all of their emotions, all of their physical, logistical problems,
Speaker 1: their entire life on top of yours. Because you're eighteen
Speaker 1: and you don't even have a job, and you don't
Speaker 1: even have your shit together, So you are trying to
Speaker 1: get both of your guys shit together. And from what
Speaker 1: you've told me, it sounds as though she's not putting
Speaker 1: a lot of effort into getting her own shit together,
Speaker 1: not at all. Okay, And you can sit there and
Speaker 1: you can beg and you complete, and you can try
Speaker 1: as hard as you can, but there is nothing in
Speaker 1: the universe that can get you to control the actions
Speaker 1: of other people.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, not at all. It's all up to her
Speaker 4: at this point.
Speaker 1: Okay, So do you reckon so everything I just told you?
Speaker 1: Do you recognize that and understand that?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I understand it completely.
Speaker 1: Okay. So, Garrett, I want to say, I think it
Speaker 1: is an admirable thing to care about other people, to
Speaker 1: want to help other people, And that sounds like it's
Speaker 1: where your intentions are.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Because like I've been in a really bad place
Speaker 4: in my life whenever I was like younger, I got
Speaker 4: kicked out of my house and sent to rehabin Wisconsin
Speaker 4: and got left up there. So like I just felt
Speaker 4: like I needed to be the person that I never had. Mh.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to tell you what to do, but
Speaker 1: while you have admirable intentions, I think there was a
Speaker 1: lot to be said about putting uh you know, as
Speaker 1: they say on the airplanes, to put your mask on
Speaker 1: before helping somebody else, because you have you don't, like, dude,
Speaker 1: what do you have to give? You don't have anything
Speaker 1: to give? You don't have your own ship together. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I again, I think it's admirable that you want
Speaker 1: to help people, that you want to help this girl,
Speaker 1: and you want to be this thing that you didn't have.
Speaker 1: But you're you're just an empty cup. I mean, you
Speaker 1: have this money from your family, which is a nice
Speaker 1: start for you to, you know, get your feet planted
Speaker 1: on the ground. But dude like you gotta you gotta
Speaker 1: fill up your own cup before you try to of
Speaker 1: it to help other people.
Speaker 4: And yah, I.
Speaker 1: You know, look, you that philosophy is up for debate,
Speaker 1: reasonably so, but I think it's something for you to
Speaker 1: think about.
Speaker 4: Okay, So if you were me, GEK, what would you do?
Speaker 1: If I were you? You're asking me if what I
Speaker 1: would do? Yeah, I'd set my boundaries with this person
Speaker 1: and I would tell them you need to do this
Speaker 1: or else I cannot help you any longer.
Speaker 4: But what if you said that countless times and nothing
Speaker 4: ever changed.
Speaker 1: I would have to go and focus on my own life. Okay, Garrett,
Speaker 1: is is there anything else you want to say to
Speaker 1: the people of the computer before we go?
Speaker 4: Well, I just want to say I love your love
Speaker 4: your videos.
Speaker 2: GEG.
Speaker 4: My first time ever being on here. I've been trying
Speaker 4: for like a year, and I hope everyone else is
Speaker 4: in a situation like this. And if you are, just
Speaker 4: kick the bitch out, do what I can't do.
Speaker 1: I'll talk to you soon, Garrett.
Speaker 4: Thank you, all right, thank you. Gek.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm thinking that he's like, so, you know,
Speaker 1: intoxicated with this girl and you know, so deeply, deeply caring,
Speaker 1: and then he's says, kick the bitch out. That's actually
Speaker 1: a really tough situation. It's actually a really tough situation
Speaker 1: because I think he comes from, you know, this place
Speaker 1: of empathy for this girl who probably has a lot.
Speaker 1: I mean, she's you know, she's a she's young too,
Speaker 1: she has to figure her own shit out. She probably
Speaker 1: has a lot to figure out and probably is going
Speaker 1: up against a lot. But he's not. His head's not
Speaker 1: screwed on either. And I don't think I'm you know,
Speaker 1: even from her perspective, like she is gonna have to
Speaker 1: within herself figure out what's going on. And you know,
Speaker 1: this eighteen year old guy with no job and no
Speaker 1: idea what he's doing is not going to be an
Speaker 1: approbate brit Guardian angel for her. But that's a that's
Speaker 1: a tough that's a tough situation. I hope he figures
Speaker 1: it out. Hi.
Speaker 2: Hi is it Lyle?
Speaker 1: It is? Who is this?
Speaker 7: My name is Alessa. How's it going?
Speaker 1: Uh? It's going okay. I'm hanging out. I'm being a gecko.
Speaker 1: I'm trying my best. What's happening?
Speaker 7: So I called in to get your vibes on a situation.
Speaker 7: I'm having a familial situation. So I'm not sure what
Speaker 7: the cal screener types you, but basically, I am the
Speaker 7: eldest of four and my my three other siblings are triplets.
Speaker 7: I'm I'm close with all of them, which is super cool.
Speaker 7: We're only about two years apart. So our parents divorced
Speaker 7: and have been since about two thousand and Basically, my
Speaker 7: sister has been taking on a project at my dad's house,
Speaker 7: which has basically been to remodel my dad's house, which
Speaker 7: she's not kept up with, and I feel like she's
Speaker 7: kind of bulldozing the project. And also I feel like
Speaker 7: she's kind of like, I'm not sure that my dad
Speaker 7: has a will in place, and not that I like,
Speaker 7: our dad's not gonna die anytime soon, but she's kind
Speaker 7: of like remodeling this house under the guys that like,
Speaker 7: like she thinks she's going to get the house basically
Speaker 7: when he dies. And it's it's kind of a whole
Speaker 7: thing because I have a good relationship with my sister,
Speaker 7: a good relationship with my dad, but like I don't
Speaker 7: I'm afraid of it turning into litigation when he does pass.
Speaker 7: But it's it's kind of.
Speaker 3: A whole thing.
Speaker 7: So I was kind of trying to get your take on,
Speaker 7: you know, your experience with things like this.
Speaker 1: Your sister has been remodeling your dad's house for him
Speaker 1: with the secret intention that he will die and she
Speaker 1: will get the house that she is remodeling.
Speaker 7: Well, fortunately, I mean I don't think I mean that
Speaker 7: makes it sound a little like mischievous, like she's.
Speaker 1: Plased, sounds incredibly the way you are describing it sounds
Speaker 1: very mischievous.
Speaker 7: I don't think she's trying to kill our father, which
Speaker 7: is super cool and I love that. But he's he's
Speaker 7: seventy one, but he's a healthy seventy one. And so like,
Speaker 7: her whole thing is that like her lease ends in September, and.
Speaker 8: Neighborhood, I don't even know that it's quite that, but
Speaker 8: I mean I think she's kind of minimizing the whole thing,
Speaker 8: where like she's gonna have to live with her seventy
Speaker 8: one year.
Speaker 7: Old father and and I don't know that he's completely
Speaker 7: okay with it also, but I don't know that he's
Speaker 7: like gonna like stand up to her in that way
Speaker 7: because he's fixing up her house or she's fixing up
Speaker 7: his house. So Okay, it's weird because I feel like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 7: tell me.
Speaker 1: About I guess I still don't fully understand what is
Speaker 1: happening here. Her lease ends in September, and so she's
Speaker 1: remodeling her dad, your guys dad's house so that her
Speaker 1: dad will maybe let her live with him.
Speaker 7: Yeah, basically, yeah, I mean I think her intent is
Speaker 7: to try to live with him, presumably like rent free,
Speaker 7: but like, but she's spent money on his house so
Speaker 7: it'll be chilled, and.
Speaker 1: That makes that makes no sense? Why why does it?
Speaker 2: Has?
Speaker 1: Has she told him that she wants to live with him,
Speaker 1: so yes, they've had.
Speaker 7: That conversation, but then it's like more recently she's been like, yes,
Speaker 7: me and also my friend are going to live there,
Speaker 7: and like I feel like she's keeps like creeping up
Speaker 7: on the boundaries. And also like she's she's like had
Speaker 7: conversations with me about like yeah, and then all airbnb
Speaker 7: the house, and I'm like, her dad is not like
Speaker 7: on death's door.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just there's totally going to try to kill
Speaker 1: your dad. That's every that's that's everything you're telling me.
Speaker 1: It makes me really feel like planning to kill your dad.
Speaker 1: And she told her friend that if her friend helps
Speaker 1: her bury the body, that the friend could also live there.
Speaker 1: That's the that's my vie.
Speaker 7: But perhaps re butt or negate that my dad is
Speaker 7: a big gun guy, So I mean you could take that,
Speaker 7: you know, either way, from from either perspective of I mean,
Speaker 7: I don't think that's the case, Lyle.
Speaker 4: But it's just.
Speaker 9: The part that concerns me the most is that they're
Speaker 9: both kind of hard headed folks and my dad is
Speaker 9: just let this house get into disrepair. And and I
Speaker 9: feel like my sister when my dad does pass, which
Speaker 9: I don't think is going to.
Speaker 7: Be very soon, by the way, like I don't I
Speaker 7: don't want it to end in you know, my dad
Speaker 7: not having a will or something, because I don't know
Speaker 7: that he does. And then me it impacting my relationship
Speaker 7: with my sister who who the current time.
Speaker 1: Yes, I wanted to I did want to bring this
Speaker 1: back to you because I am curious what your role
Speaker 1: in all of this is.
Speaker 7: Uh here, Here's the other part too, is that I'm
Speaker 7: a I'm a very handy person, and so she she's
Speaker 7: called upon me to help with you know, replacing lighting
Speaker 7: fixtures and tearing things bah blah blah blah whatever. Like
Speaker 7: I I'm very handy, So she's been like, hey, I'll.
Speaker 4: Pay you to come help.
Speaker 1: Listen, Listen, if your sister asks if she can borrow
Speaker 1: some tools, don't lend them to her.
Speaker 7: But should I still go help?
Speaker 4: Because don't.
Speaker 7: House, no axes, no ice picks, no nothing.
Speaker 1: Okay, Look, this is right now from the way that,
Speaker 1: at least you're telling me this story out of I
Speaker 1: got no fucking idea what your sister is doing here.
Speaker 1: I don't your sister. It doesn't sound like she's talked
Speaker 1: to your dad about any of this stuff. It doesn't
Speaker 1: sound like you've talked to your dad about any of
Speaker 1: this stuff. But it also sounds like it. But it
Speaker 1: sounds like it is concerned you enough that you're calling
Speaker 1: me to talk about it, which means it is concerning
Speaker 1: to you. So why don't you talk to your dad
Speaker 1: and tell him that you guys should he should fucking
Speaker 1: make a will. I mean, he's seventy one, he should
Speaker 1: have a thing, he should have a piece of How
Speaker 1: do you coach?
Speaker 7: How do you coach a grown man that doesn't know
Speaker 7: how to set boundaries like that?
Speaker 1: You don't?
Speaker 8: Then what the fuck do I do?
Speaker 7: I mean I think that, yes, I agree he should
Speaker 7: have I mean because because I guess, perhaps from my perspective,
Speaker 7: I like, I think getting his house repaired and remodeled
Speaker 7: or whatever he is.
Speaker 1: He at least is he is he like, is he
Speaker 1: of sound mind and body?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 3: And that.
Speaker 1: Family legally must be taken care of kind of position.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 7: But the thing is that he's let this house get
Speaker 7: into disrepair. And also he had a hoarder mother, so
Speaker 7: he's got kind of some like horderous tendencies to like
Speaker 7: he's he's and he's also adhd undiagnosed saying he's he's
Speaker 7: like let the house get really fucking crazy. So I
Speaker 7: do think it's a good effort to repair the house, right,
Speaker 7: But I'm like, I feel like you know the motivations
Speaker 7: are a little skewed from my sister's.
Speaker 2: Point of view.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, I know it's it's weird.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 7: Do you have it's very weird?
Speaker 1: Or do I have any friends you can do? I
Speaker 1: have any friends whose sisters are remodeling their father's houses
Speaker 1: so that when their father dies they could have the
Speaker 1: remodeled house for their air to air to be out. No,
Speaker 1: I don't have any friends that that has happened to
Speaker 1: and that has never happened to me. But I mean, look,
Speaker 1: all you can really do is talk to your dad
Speaker 1: and be like, hey, look, I mean, don't get into
Speaker 1: some Shakespearean macave whatever thing with it, because you don't
Speaker 1: have time for that. You're an adult of your own life.
Speaker 7: Who does.
Speaker 1: Talk to Just talk to your dad. I don't know this.
Speaker 1: The reason this is making no sense to me is
Speaker 1: because you could. You should just talk to your dad
Speaker 1: about this, and if he's unresponsive to your talking about it,
Speaker 1: then congratulations, you have done the best that you can.
Speaker 1: Sure and if he's not in a feeble minded state,
Speaker 1: he doesn't have dementia or any of these kind of
Speaker 1: things that would that would make him legally unable to
Speaker 1: make decisions for himself. Then unfortunately, you cannot make decisions
Speaker 1: for him. You could talk to your sister. You could
Speaker 1: talk to your sister and have these conversations and whatnot.
Speaker 1: But again, if your sister wants to connive and you
Speaker 1: want to warn your father of her conniving and chastise
Speaker 1: her for her conniving, those are your options. But outside
Speaker 1: of that, there's you know, I mean, what are you
Speaker 1: gonna do?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean I think I think the three of
Speaker 7: us have had kind of some surface level conversations, and
Speaker 7: I think you're right, I need to like talk to
Speaker 7: him one on one. I just it's it's it's kind
Speaker 7: of this, you know, being the children of divorced parents
Speaker 7: who had kind of a tumultuous divorce, and then like
Speaker 7: her and I are very close, and it's like this
Speaker 7: weird thing where like her and I have not really
Speaker 7: had this kind of you know, disagreement in our relationship before,
Speaker 7: so it feels kind of different and new to even like.
Speaker 2: Okay, you know, have conflict with her.
Speaker 1: I guess so, okay, well you don't have Well, if
Speaker 1: it makes you feel any better, I'm going to tell you.
Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you this and then before we
Speaker 1: go it makes you feel any better, You don't have
Speaker 1: to deal with any of this you don't have. If
Speaker 1: you don't want to, you can ignore it completely.
Speaker 7: Yeah, for sure. No, you're totally right.
Speaker 1: But you're choosing to. You know why are choosing to?
Speaker 1: Because you care about your family.
Speaker 7: I care and I love them.
Speaker 1: That's a good thing. Don't let it drive you insane, Alisa,
Speaker 1: is there anything else you want to say to the
Speaker 1: people of the computer before we go?
Speaker 7: Lyle, thank you for taking my call. I want to
Speaker 7: give a shout out to my dog Doug, who's sitting
Speaker 7: on the couch and I remained a call, and also
Speaker 7: my BFF Katie, and I just I appreciate the chat.
Speaker 7: I appreciate you, Lyle, and I appreciate your very kind call.
Speaker 1: Screamers, God bless you. Alisa. Have a good rest of
Speaker 1: the night and to you nine nights. If only dogs
Speaker 1: understood shout outs, I'd shout out them all. Hello, Hello, Hi, Hi,
Speaker 1: what's up is this?
Speaker 6: Gag?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 5: Hello?
Speaker 3: Sorry?
Speaker 1: What's your name?
Speaker 3: My giggles out? Haley?
Speaker 1: How's it going? Haley? How can I get you today?
Speaker 3: It's fantastic, It's fantastic. I'm living my life. How you've been, How.
Speaker 1: Have I been? Mm hmm a, I'm okay. But what's
Speaker 1: I mean, what's going on with you? Haley?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 10: Uh, you know, just uh god done celebrating my birthday week.
Speaker 10: And the reason I called in was part of my
Speaker 10: birthday week. So I decided to just share a.
Speaker 3: Very intimate secret that I've been holding for a while.
Speaker 1: Okay, and what is that?
Speaker 3: I I prefer to have my alone time in uh,
Speaker 3: sensory deprivation tanks. Do you know what those are?
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm familiar.
Speaker 7: Have you been in?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: I haven't. Okay, you prefer to have your alone time
Speaker 1: and sensory deprivation tanks? Okay, yes, sir? What do you
Speaker 1: do when you're in the tank?
Speaker 3: So it's the whole, the whole thing. Some of the
Speaker 3: tanks are like an open, like big like hot tub,
Speaker 3: and in some you actually have to like get inside
Speaker 3: like a tomb and like close the door. And I
Speaker 3: know that can bother some people who have like claustrophobia.
Speaker 3: It doesn't bother me because I'm kind of small, so
Speaker 3: it doesn't matter which tank I'm in or which tub
Speaker 3: I'm in. But the first time I ever did one.
Speaker 3: It was actually like a gift from my boss and
Speaker 3: people at work because I had been like super stressed
Speaker 3: out and they bought me one as a gift. So
Speaker 3: I went in and I was like, wow, the last
Speaker 3: thing I want after being stressed out is to be
Speaker 3: alone in the dark with my thoughts for an hour.
Speaker 3: But however, once like get in and like, the water
Speaker 3: is really nice. It's the same temperature as the air
Speaker 3: above you, and it's like salt water and you're floating
Speaker 3: and like you can't tell like when the air begins
Speaker 3: in the water, and like ten minutes in, I was like.
Speaker 1: Listen, Haley, I wasn't gonna say it, but it says
Speaker 1: here that you like to masturbate in the tanks.
Speaker 3: Yes, I mass very excite now I was getting there.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, I said alone time, and I was like
Speaker 1: I was done moment to let her say it herself.
Speaker 3: But sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 10: I went on, Yeah, you did like you really as
Speaker 10: sune with like your body and your first your mind
Speaker 10: and then your body, and like, oh, I.
Speaker 3: Feel really in tune with my body. This is nice.
Speaker 1: Okay, why do you like to masturbate in the tanks?
Speaker 3: I just feel like the first time. I don't know.
Speaker 3: Its just I feel like I can really just focus
Speaker 3: on what I'm feeling physically. I feel like when I'm
Speaker 3: like with a partner, I can't and I have I
Speaker 3: have a lot of trouble climaxing with a partner physically,
Speaker 3: But when I'm in like one of these tanks, it
Speaker 3: takes me like a minute. It's just so different than
Speaker 3: being like, I don't I have no idea. It's I'm
Speaker 3: still trying to figure it out.
Speaker 1: I don't know what I was gonna. Well do you like,
Speaker 1: do you come yes? Where does the come go?
Speaker 3: Okay? There's a difference between a female like oh okay,
Speaker 3: like oh do I squirt?
Speaker 1: Like yeah, no, I don't.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I get wet, but like that doesn't go
Speaker 3: like I don't think, like I don't seem like enough
Speaker 3: comes out to like ruin the tank because it does
Speaker 3: say in like the rules, don't get any bodily fluids
Speaker 3: in here. But I'm like, I don't think, just come around,
Speaker 3: I'm not squirting.
Speaker 1: Do they are they testing the.
Speaker 3: Hey, I've been to the same place three times and
Speaker 3: they haven't kicked me out yet, So I think I'm
Speaker 3: doing good.
Speaker 1: Okay, do you, I mean, do you feel as though
Speaker 1: you're at risk of of potentially getting caught.
Speaker 3: No, I've looked around. I've like looked at like I
Speaker 3: keep going into the same room and I'm like, Okay,
Speaker 3: they're gonna set up a camera this time and try
Speaker 3: to catch me. And No, to this day, like nothing's happened,
Speaker 3: So I'm just going to keep I'm just gonna keep
Speaker 3: doing it.
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm hmm. Okay, do you anticipate like has okay,
Speaker 1: have it? Tell me this has has masturbating in these
Speaker 1: tanks ruined masturbation outside of.
Speaker 3: The tank for you, it hasn't ruined it, but it
Speaker 3: makes If I know I'm going to do a like
Speaker 3: a tank, I will build it up for weeks. I
Speaker 3: will be like, I will not touch myself for like
Speaker 3: weeks until the tank happens. Hm hmmmm.
Speaker 1: And that generally, you know, increases the sensation.
Speaker 3: For you, absolutely, okay. And it's not a super like
Speaker 3: it's salt water, so it's not super like you know, like,
Speaker 3: it's not super comfortable, but if you haven't like touched
Speaker 3: yourself in a while, it's it's still nice.
Speaker 1: Is this public masturbation or I guess because you're alone.
Speaker 1: It doesn't like legally speaking, where are we at with this.
Speaker 4: I don't, I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't know how you would where this would fall
Speaker 3: in the guideline. I'm in a private room. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I'm on private prop I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 3: No one can see me unless they put up camera.
Speaker 1: Do you do you masturbate in other questionable places?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 5: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: You know. By the way, I just want you to know.
Speaker 1: This makes perfect sense to me because all your senses
Speaker 1: are deprived, so you just focus entirely on the orgasm.
Speaker 1: It makes perfect sense.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's intense and it comes quickly, no pun intended,
Speaker 3: but yeah, it's.
Speaker 1: Maybe I'll do it. Maybe I'll check off on one
Speaker 1: of these things. But I feel like if I did,
Speaker 1: it's stuff, because then if I did it, it would
Speaker 1: be all jizzy. I could edge in the sensory deprivation
Speaker 1: tank and it wouldn't be that bad.
Speaker 3: I think I think you should try and just see
Speaker 3: if they say anything and just never do it again
Speaker 3: after that.
Speaker 1: No, that's because if they do say something, then I'm
Speaker 1: you know, I'm going to jail.
Speaker 3: It's not like, actually, you can get away with this
Speaker 3: where Okay, when you when you do, if you're laying
Speaker 3: down your back and you jerk off, yeah, come on, Like,
Speaker 3: can you come on your stomach, because when you're floating,
Speaker 3: your stomach stays above the water the whole time. So
Speaker 3: if you can like come on your stomach and like
Speaker 3: save it and then get out of the water without
Speaker 3: it getting into like the salt water, your guilt, your gold, baby,
Speaker 3: you could totally do it.
Speaker 1: You understand why that's much worse, right, Why because when
Speaker 1: I get out of the tank and stand up, whoever's
Speaker 1: there is going to see that I have a bunch
Speaker 1: of calm on my stomach.
Speaker 7: No, no, no, no no.
Speaker 3: Well, when you get out of the tank, you you
Speaker 3: still have the whole room to yourself. It's a private room.
Speaker 3: Whatever kind of tank you have, you have it for
Speaker 3: the whole hour, and you have to shower before and after,
Speaker 3: so the evidence will be gone. You should just just
Speaker 3: try it out, and I think you could do this.
Speaker 1: You know, the people who work there, they've got to
Speaker 1: know that people are checking off of these things. They've
Speaker 1: got it.
Speaker 3: Now, Hey, let me tell you something. It's worth it.
Speaker 3: It's one of the best It's one of the best
Speaker 3: feelings ever.
Speaker 1: Haley. Is there anything else you want to say to
Speaker 1: the people of the computer before we go?
Speaker 3: Yes, I wrote it down. Hold on if it feels good,
Speaker 3: do it if it feels bad.
Speaker 1: Stop debateable, lease, debatable, debatable, it's very it's highly debatable conjecture.
Speaker 1: But I'm glad you came prepared to say something. Uh,
Speaker 1: think of you calling Hayley.
Speaker 3: Thank you, hav a good night.
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Speaker 5: calls every night.
Speaker 4: Never be Ked goes doing his hide.
Speaker 1: He's teaching you cloud and your life, but he's not ready.
Speaker 2: An expert