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Speaker 1: We're getting to this email round up any second. Here.
Speaker 1: I have to address a couple of things because apparently
Speaker 1: they just passed a gigantic fat bill today and we
Speaker 1: have to address it really quickly. But first, I've been
Speaker 1: accused of something vicious by Chris. You know, we moved
Speaker 1: into this new fancy studio. What was that a month ago? Chris?
Speaker 1: A couple of weeks month. I don't know who knows.
Speaker 1: I'm not intelligent. We moved in very shortly. Are iHeart
Speaker 1: and the first TV? My TV show. I'm on TV
Speaker 1: every night nine pm Eastern. They got us the studio
Speaker 1: down here, so we had our own stuff, and there
Speaker 1: are a lot of nice things about it. One, we
Speaker 1: have a kitchen full of chips and cookies and little
Speaker 1: Debbie products. We got ranch and all kinds of salsas
Speaker 1: and condiments in our fridge. They got us our own fridge.
Speaker 1: They got me a big couch that I can nap
Speaker 1: on and it's a big couch because I remember I'm
Speaker 1: six foot eight. We have all this great stuff. But
Speaker 1: maybe the best part of it is this the studio
Speaker 1: part where I actually do the show. No one else
Speaker 1: uses it, meaning no one else touches the microphone, move
Speaker 1: stuff around the desk. I get up and leave tonight
Speaker 1: when the show's over, I show back up tomorrow to
Speaker 1: do the show as I will. All the stuff's right
Speaker 1: where I left it, and let's talk about the microphone
Speaker 1: situation here. And I looked, I don't care if you
Speaker 1: don't care. I have to unburden myself with this and
Speaker 1: defend myself from accusations in the older studio. And it's
Speaker 1: grateful to be there. While it was there, other people
Speaker 1: would use it. I mean, it's booked all day long.
Speaker 1: This guy has to do this morning show here, and
Speaker 1: this guy has to do that morning show there, and
Speaker 1: he has to record his podcast here, and eventually we
Speaker 1: come in. People sometimes when they talk, spit comes out,
Speaker 1: all right, spittle. Look do you think you think the
Speaker 1: people around Joe Biden don't know this? All right? When
Speaker 1: they talk, spit comes out sometimes. And yes, we have
Speaker 1: cleaning people, but they don't clean the microphone, and so
Speaker 1: sometimes you'd get down to talk into the microphone. I know,
Speaker 1: I'm cringing too, and you can smell it, and we all,
Speaker 1: I know, Chris, it's the grossest thing in the world,
Speaker 1: and so we'd have to go and get some chlorox
Speaker 1: wipes and wipe it down because it's just the grossest
Speaker 1: sting in the world. The good news is that never
Speaker 1: happens anymore. Microphone never smells because I'm not sitting here
Speaker 1: drooling into it. That's the good part. The bad part
Speaker 1: is when there ever is something on the microphone, there's
Speaker 1: no one else to blame. I'm currently staring at the microphone.
Speaker 1: There's a little I say, brown, not orange. There's a spec.
Speaker 1: Don't shake your head, Chris, there's a speck of some kind,
Speaker 1: you know what. We're taking a picture of this and
Speaker 1: we're putting it online so people can figure out for themselves.
Speaker 1: There's a little brown spec in there. I just got
Speaker 1: accused during the break of eating cheeseballs, which you know
Speaker 1: I do, eating cheeseballs in gear and getting cheeseball on
Speaker 1: the microphone. I said I did not, Chris, this is
Speaker 1: a false accusation. I reject it. I reject it. That's
Speaker 1: me dropping a ball on your false accusation. For this
Speaker 1: Congress reaches a deal on Ukraine aid and a one
Speaker 1: point five trillion dollars spending bill, and all right, let's
Speaker 1: this is gonna be it's gonna be rough, but let's
Speaker 1: have a hard talk here. You're looking forward to twenty
Speaker 1: twenty two, right, the election anyway? I mean, obviously twenty
Speaker 1: twenty two might be a bit of a rocky year
Speaker 1: for us, but you're looking forward to the election. I'm
Speaker 1: looking forward to the election. Let's take back some power.
Speaker 1: Get these scumback democrats out of office, same boat, same boat.
Speaker 1: Who who are we replacing them with? Because I just
Speaker 1: watched a video of Mitch McConnell talking about the one
Speaker 1: point five trillion dollars spending bill, and you know what
Speaker 1: he was talking about, the fourteen billion for Ukraine. I understand,
Speaker 1: fourteen billion dollars is a lot of money, a lot
Speaker 1: more than all oversea in my lifetime. But fourteen billion
Speaker 1: dollars isn't even a pimple on an elephant's butt on
Speaker 1: a one point five trillion dollars bill. So they just
Speaker 1: passed a massive one point five trillion dollars bill with
Speaker 1: more waste and Democrat goodies in it. Then you can
Speaker 1: possibly imagine they sold it to you as something to
Speaker 1: help out Ukraine. Of course, well let's just for Ukraine,
Speaker 1: think of the children. That's how they sold it to you.
Speaker 1: But in reality it's a huge Democrat spending bill. That's
Speaker 1: not the worst part. The worst part is Republicans participated,
Speaker 1: not just participated, actively pushed it. We're excited about the
Speaker 1: elections in twenty twenty two. You're excited. I'm excited, everyone's excited.
Speaker 1: What are we going to replace the scumbag Democrats with?
Speaker 1: Because it's if it's just more of this, then what's
Speaker 1: the point? You know what, Chris, You know, this reminds me.
Speaker 1: This reminds it. People ask me all the time why
Speaker 1: we fell so far? How do we fall so far?
Speaker 1: We haven't played this in a long time, and I
Speaker 1: got to start remember to play this more. We play
Speaker 1: this often on the show. There was a guy by
Speaker 1: the name of Yuri Besmanov. He was a KGB guy.
Speaker 1: He defected to the West and he sat down in
Speaker 1: nineteen eighty four. He sat down after he defected, and
Speaker 1: he had this extensive interview, and I will highly recommend
Speaker 1: you go watch it. It's like an hour and a
Speaker 1: half long. Watch it. Watch it with your kids. He
Speaker 1: sits down with this guy and explains what the Soviets
Speaker 1: did here and why they did it, and how the
Speaker 1: Soviets they knew they weren't going to beat America militarily,
Speaker 1: they weren't going to match our economy, so they instead
Speaker 1: went for something called ideological subversion. Listen to this and
Speaker 1: it'll help you understand how we got so broken. Ideological
Speaker 1: subversion is the slow process which we call either ideological
Speaker 1: subversion or active measures active lymipriyatia in the language of
Speaker 1: the KGB, or psychological warfare. What the basically means is
Speaker 1: to change the perception of reality of every American to
Speaker 1: such an extent that, despite of the abundance of information,
Speaker 1: no one is able to come to sensible conclusions in
Speaker 1: the interests of defending themselves, their families, their community, and
Speaker 1: their country. It's a great brainwashing, a process which goes
Speaker 1: very slow, and it's divided in four basic stages, the
Speaker 1: first one being demoralization. It takes from fifteen to twenty
Speaker 1: years to demoralize a nation. Why that many years, because
Speaker 1: this is the minimum number of years which requires to
Speaker 1: educate one generation of students in the country of your
Speaker 1: enemy exposed to the ideology of the enemy. In others,
Speaker 1: Marxist Leninism ideology is being pumped into the soft heads
Speaker 1: of at least three generations of American students without being
Speaker 1: challenged or counterbalanced by the basic values of Americanism American patriotism.
Speaker 1: Posit real quick, posit real quickly, without being challenged. You see,
Speaker 1: this is where we failed so much on the right.
Speaker 1: And I know it wasn't you personally, but this is
Speaker 1: where we've failed on the right is we decided to
Speaker 1: go hands off when it came to the education of
Speaker 1: the kids. Oh, I'm sure they're just learning about reading
Speaker 1: and writing and arithmetic. It will be fine, it'll be fine.
Speaker 1: And so instead we had schools full of teachers teaching
Speaker 1: kids Soviet propaganda. Now, don't get me wrong, the teachers
Speaker 1: today don't necessarily know they're teaching Soviet propaganda because this
Speaker 1: was back then, and that teacher taught the next generation,
Speaker 1: who taught the next generation. And now you have teachers
Speaker 1: in America grade school and college teaching kids full blown
Speaker 1: communism instead of patriotism. Remember patriotism. It's not one of
Speaker 1: those cliche kind of unimportant things. It's really important to
Speaker 1: have a society full of people who love their country.
Speaker 1: Very important. That's not a small thing anyway, Chris, sorry,
Speaker 1: played again, anyway, Go ahead, americanism, American patriotism. The demoralization
Speaker 1: process in the United States is basically completed already for
Speaker 1: the last twenty five years. Actually it's over fulfilled, because
Speaker 1: a demoralization now reaches such areas where previously not even
Speaker 1: comradan drop off, and all his experts would even dream
Speaker 1: of such a tremendous success. Most of it is done
Speaker 1: by Americans to Americans thanks to lack of moral standards.
Speaker 1: As I mentioned before, exposure to true information does not
Speaker 1: matter anymore. A person who was demoralized is unable to
Speaker 1: assess true information. The facts tell nothing to him. Even
Speaker 1: if I shower him with information, with the authentic proof,
Speaker 1: with documents, with pictures, even if I take him by
Speaker 1: force to the Soviet Union and show him concentration can
Speaker 1: he will refuse to believe it that sound familiar at all.
Speaker 1: That end part, he's unable to process real information. Doesn't
Speaker 1: matter how much you present him with the truth. That
Speaker 1: doesn't sound familiar today at all. Right, don't know anyone
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Speaker 1: Oh god on Adim Mollie side on me Kelly, you're
Speaker 1: listening to the Jesse Kelly Show. Democrats want to teach
Speaker 1: your kindergartener about sex in school? They do. Why is
Speaker 1: every Republican in the United States of America not running
Speaker 1: ads about this right now? They're not even hiding it.
Speaker 1: They're not hiding from it. They're embracing it. They're going
Speaker 1: all in. These people want to teach your children about
Speaker 1: sex in school. Regarding the Floridaville, in nineteen ninety four,
Speaker 1: when many of us in this room we're in school,
Speaker 1: President Biden actually voted for a much broader restriction that
Speaker 1: banned federal funds from being used for, quote, the promotion
Speaker 1: of homosexuality as a positive lifestyle alternative. Why did he
Speaker 1: do that and can you describe how his thinking has
Speaker 1: evolved over the years. Well, I think that you have
Speaker 1: seen the President speak passionately about his view that a
Speaker 1: bill like this, a bill that would discriminate against families,
Speaker 1: against kids, put these kids in a position of not
Speaker 1: getting the support they need at a time where that's
Speaker 1: exactly what they need. Is discriminatory, it's a form of bullying.
Speaker 1: It is horrific. I mean, the President has spoken to
Speaker 1: that in terms of his views and comments from twenty
Speaker 1: five years ago. I think the most important question now
Speaker 1: is why are Florida leaders deciding they need to discriminate
Speaker 1: against kids who are members of the LGBTQI community. What
Speaker 1: prompts them to do that? Is it meanness? Is it
Speaker 1: wanting to make kids have more difficult times in school
Speaker 1: and their communities? Yeah, you get the idea. They're not
Speaker 1: running away from it. The emailed guy, he asked me,
Speaker 1: why aren't more of our people getting involved because we
Speaker 1: don't understand the stakes. We still have not accepted how
Speaker 1: truly evil these people really are. They do want to
Speaker 1: groom your kids, they do. They want your kids to
Speaker 1: violate all of your values. That's why they talk all
Speaker 1: the time. Now. These teachers get caught all the time
Speaker 1: now talking about how we have to hide this from
Speaker 1: parents and hide that from parents. The communist thinks your
Speaker 1: children belong to him. He flat out finds it offensive
Speaker 1: that you want to protect them, that you want to
Speaker 1: guide them instead of him. The communist thinks that's absurd.
Speaker 1: We haven't gotten involved because we haven't fully understood the stakes. Yes,
Speaker 1: we want to stay home, go to work, take care
Speaker 1: of the kids, husband, wife, normal life, white pick offense,
Speaker 1: pay the bills. In the meantime, they've been finding a
Speaker 1: way to worm their way into every single part of
Speaker 1: our society so they can rot it out from within.
Speaker 1: That's the reality. We for too long have not understood
Speaker 1: the stakes. Right now, right now, almost undoubtedly you know somebody,
Speaker 1: you know someone who shares your values. He shares your values,
Speaker 1: probably love of country, everything else, loves his wife or
Speaker 1: loves his wife, she loves her husband, loves the kids. Whatever.
Speaker 1: They share your value, work, school, everything. They don't get
Speaker 1: involved in politics though there Oh I don't like it.
Speaker 1: They'll say things like, oh they all lie, Oh it's
Speaker 1: too stressful. Oh I'm not into it. And I don't
Speaker 1: need you to yell at that person or beat that
Speaker 1: person down or shame that person. But that's the general
Speaker 1: way of thinking with people who share our values. We
Speaker 1: don't have an offensive mentality. We don't we have a
Speaker 1: live and let live mentality. Hey man, do whatever you want,
Speaker 1: don't really care. I'm gonna do what I want. We'll
Speaker 1: just leave each other alone. Right, That works fine if
Speaker 1: the other guy wants to participate in that. If you
Speaker 1: want to, Hey, live and let live, and he wants
Speaker 1: to take and destroy everything you have. He's gonna win,
Speaker 1: He's gonna win. I brought up the Disney thing yesterday.
Speaker 1: Disney was initially backing off, not saying anything about the
Speaker 1: Florida bill. They decided to reverse course. Today Disney CEO
Speaker 1: got a hold of Ron de Santis told him he
Speaker 1: didn't like the bill, and not only that, they're gonna
Speaker 1: be putting out a formal statement against the bill. Chris,
Speaker 1: would you do me a favor? Look up, real quick,
Speaker 1: how many kids every single year visit Disney. I mean,
Speaker 1: it doesn't even matter if it has to be exact.
Speaker 1: I bet the number is staggering. I wouldn't be surprised
Speaker 1: if it was a million kids. It's got to be
Speaker 1: a lot. How many kids visit Disney. And remember, I'm
Speaker 1: not going to point fingers at you. I'm not going
Speaker 1: to look down at you. If you have done it,
Speaker 1: I've done it. I've been in Disney World twice. My
Speaker 1: parents took me when I was a kid, and five
Speaker 1: six years ago we took our kids. Now that was
Speaker 1: before they went into a lot of this stuff, or
Speaker 1: at least too bad. But how many Chris fifty seven
Speaker 1: thousand children a day. Chris said, fifty seven thousand children
Speaker 1: a day are being hauled into a theme park where
Speaker 1: the CEO things they should be taught about sex by
Speaker 1: their kindergarten. Kindergarten teacher. Now, do you think that's something
Speaker 1: you should support or do you think maybe we have
Speaker 1: other options, better options. Do you think that's maybe something
Speaker 1: they should feel, they should feel your anger. Again, part
Speaker 1: of the reason they make these decisions is they know
Speaker 1: they're going to feel the anger of the LGBTQ air
Speaker 1: Force community. They're one of the rabid street communists, just
Speaker 1: like the environmentalists and the feminists and the Black Lives
Speaker 1: Matter and the ANTIFA, and they're just like the gun lobby.
Speaker 1: They're all the same. Remember, they're all one group. They
Speaker 1: just have different labels, different brands, but they're all one group.
Speaker 1: And they know if they thumb their nose at the
Speaker 1: LGBTQ air Force, they'll actually do something about it. They'll boycott,
Speaker 1: they'll riot, they won't show up. And they also think,
Speaker 1: because of our live and that live mentality, they think
Speaker 1: to themselves, the right won't do anything. It's what they think.
Speaker 1: And why wouldn't they think that, Because we haven't. I
Speaker 1: brought it up yesterday. Again. I'm not talking down to
Speaker 1: you or looking down at you, because I've watched more
Speaker 1: NFL than you have in your lifetime. I'm obsessed with
Speaker 1: it forever. I get it. But how many NFL games
Speaker 1: you watched this year? You go to Annie, pay that
Speaker 1: hundred dollars for a park and pass, maybe a couple
Speaker 1: hundred per ticket, Go grab a beer, probably Gosha fifteen
Speaker 1: or so, maybe some pizza who ghost Saints. Okay, the
Speaker 1: NFL hates your freaking guts. The NFL has made it
Speaker 1: a stated policy that America is an evil, racist place,
Speaker 1: and they dump on this country every chance they get.
Speaker 1: Are you supporting that? Are you're putting your money where
Speaker 1: your morals are? And I want to again be clear,
Speaker 1: I'm not preaching it. You were talking down to you
Speaker 1: because I still have so many things in my life
Speaker 1: where I know I'm I'm not doing right. I've started investing,
Speaker 1: not some big Wall Street stockbroker guy, but started investing,
Speaker 1: started looking into that because you know, you hand the
Speaker 1: money off and you invest and you start looking into
Speaker 1: some of the things you're investing in, and you're thinking,
Speaker 1: oh gosh, I'm a hypocrite, so I'm I know, I'm guilty.
Speaker 1: Shouldn't we strive to be better? I say we should?
Speaker 1: All right? We an actual email roundup is coming soon. Chris.
Speaker 1: Hang on, my lord, and I'm black bag bardzing down
Speaker 1: and take a look at me. Come on there, don't
Speaker 1: see I got Chris. It's about to start raining spiders.
Speaker 1: Now listen, listen. Headline is this? I didn't come up
Speaker 1: with it. Giant spiders expected to drop from the sky
Speaker 1: across the East Coast this spring. An invasive species of
Speaker 1: spider the size of a child's hand is expected to
Speaker 1: colonize the entire East Coast this spring by parachuting down.
Speaker 1: The University of Georgia announced large Joro spiders. Millions of
Speaker 1: them have beginning to ballooning up and down the East
Speaker 1: Coast as early as May. They're harmless to humans as
Speaker 1: their fangs are too small to break human skin. You
Speaker 1: should see this spawn of Satan. You should see this
Speaker 1: spider harmless to humans? My rearant what Chris now the
Speaker 1: East coast? Idiot? California is on the west coast. Chris
Speaker 1: just wanted to break California off. All right, we'll do
Speaker 1: bell well. But never listen. I have to confess everything.
Speaker 1: All right, Look, are we in the trust tree? Are
Speaker 1: we not in the trust tree? I have no issue
Speaker 1: with snakes. It's not something that's ever bothered me. I
Speaker 1: really really do not care for spiders. I do not
Speaker 1: care for now. Look, I need to be clear. When
Speaker 1: the wife sees a spider in the house, she calls
Speaker 1: me and I go kill the spiders. So it's not
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, I can't do it. It's not that
Speaker 1: kind of paranoia or fear. But I don't enjoy it.
Speaker 1: I don't enjoy it one little bit. Ever. Tell you
Speaker 1: about that time in Thailand, Chris, Oh gosh. So all right,
Speaker 1: so let me clear hold on, pause, pause on everything
Speaker 1: for a second. Let's do a little story time. I
Speaker 1: haven't told one of these in a little bit. So
Speaker 1: when you're in the Marine Corps infantry, I can't I
Speaker 1: can't speak to how every other thing works, but I
Speaker 1: know when you're in the infantry setting war and stuff
Speaker 1: like that aside, you have periods of time where you
Speaker 1: will go overseas and you'll do various things when you
Speaker 1: go overseas, and depending on which unit you're in, you'll
Speaker 1: go to different places. We were in twenty nine Palms, California,
Speaker 1: and we're we deployed again. Not combat, I'm just talking
Speaker 1: training here. We had six month deployments to Okinawa, so
Speaker 1: we weren't on a boat. We would go to Okinawa, Japan,
Speaker 1: and you do a bunch of training there, but then
Speaker 1: while you're there, you would leave there and you would
Speaker 1: go train in other places. We went to Mount Fuji
Speaker 1: up in Japan. Property Yeah, Chris, Yeah, we did. We
Speaker 1: even set an illegal fire off in Mount Fuji. How
Speaker 1: about that? Well, oh, you know what, I'll tell you
Speaker 1: that story here real quick. We went to Mount This
Speaker 1: is actually not even the story I was going to tell,
Speaker 1: but now we're telling it now. In Mount Fuji. When
Speaker 1: they take you to go train in the Marine Corps,
Speaker 1: it's almost always there are almost always two parts to it,
Speaker 1: really cool and really miserable. You're gonna get both at
Speaker 1: all times. So you're gonna have moments where you feel like, Wow,
Speaker 1: I'm a freaking commando. This is awesome, and then lots
Speaker 1: of the time you're gonna think this is the most miserable,
Speaker 1: freaking thing I've ever done in my life. Land navigation
Speaker 1: is difficult and I need to explain what that is
Speaker 1: for people who may not know. You know, you don't
Speaker 1: just magically. I know this happens in the movies. You
Speaker 1: don't magically. Let's say they drop you off in a
Speaker 1: helicopter and we want to get over to this base
Speaker 1: over here. You don't just teleport. You actually have to
Speaker 1: get there, and there isn't somebody who can stop and
Speaker 1: tap on the shoulder for directions. Now set aside GPS
Speaker 1: for a moment. Okay, that stuff fails all the time.
Speaker 1: You don't want to rely on it anyway. So they
Speaker 1: will teach you how to land navigate land. Now we
Speaker 1: called it. Here's a map, here's a compass, figure out
Speaker 1: how to get from point A to point B. If
Speaker 1: you haven't ever done it, I will say that sounds
Speaker 1: remarkably simple, but remember maps are not three dimensional. Looks
Speaker 1: very simple A to B. You have to try to
Speaker 1: land navigate using direction obviously and other things from point
Speaker 1: A to point B. When we went up to Mount
Speaker 1: Fuji in Japan, part of the training was this horrific,
Speaker 1: totally sucky land navigation operation where they were dropping us
Speaker 1: off out in the wilderness and they we had several
Speaker 1: points we had to get to. It wasn't A to B,
Speaker 1: it was you have to get from A to B
Speaker 1: to C T D. And with land navigation, I need
Speaker 1: to clarify, it's very, very very easy to get lost.
Speaker 1: Do the math. If I have to get from A
Speaker 1: to B and let's say I'm even a couple degrees
Speaker 1: off in my compass, and I walk for a thousand meters,
Speaker 1: that's just called a thousand meters. How far I am
Speaker 1: I away from the point I was supposed to be at,
Speaker 1: really really far. This is something that takes practice, and
Speaker 1: I'm certainly not an expert. I don't want to act
Speaker 1: like I am. It takes practice, and they know that,
Speaker 1: and they know you're going to fail at it. A lot.
Speaker 1: We do this land navigation exercise where they essentially dropped
Speaker 1: us off in the woods and it's mountainous and there's
Speaker 1: all kinds of gullies and ditches, and if I remember right, Chris,
Speaker 1: I may have this song. I think it was a
Speaker 1: national park because this is kind of like a sacred area.
Speaker 1: There are things you are allowed to do and things
Speaker 1: you aren't allowed to do. You're most definitely not allowed
Speaker 1: to start a fire. Back to my story. We're land navigating,
Speaker 1: and there were broken up into a bunch of different groups.
Speaker 1: I don't remember how big the groups were. I think
Speaker 1: there were about ten people. But we're broken up into
Speaker 1: a bunch of different groups, and they send all the
Speaker 1: units out there and everyone's going every different way and
Speaker 1: everyone's lost. I mean, some people pulled it off right
Speaker 1: off the bat, but again we're still learning, we're still
Speaker 1: getting good at it. Eventually, I mean, mommy's not coming
Speaker 1: to pick you up. That's the thing. You're always on
Speaker 1: your own. Mommy's not coming to pick you up. Eventually,
Speaker 1: the sun starts going down and we're not back. In fact,
Speaker 1: we're not even close to back. And again, this is
Speaker 1: the Marines, this is not the cub Scouts. They're not
Speaker 1: going to come out and say it's okay, here's some
Speaker 1: hot chocolate, guys, we'll try again tomorrow. No, you're out
Speaker 1: there and we'll see you back whenever you get the
Speaker 1: course done. It starts getting really cold. We're not ready
Speaker 1: for the cold. We weren't expecting to still be out
Speaker 1: there in freaking nighttime, and the temperature starts dropping, and
Speaker 1: so we just decide, well, actually I was not part
Speaker 1: of this decision making Neady. To be clear, I wasn't
Speaker 1: I wasn't Chris. I really wasn't part of the decision maker.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying I wouldn't have been part of it.
Speaker 1: But we all stumble into this little mini clearing in
Speaker 1: the mountains at the same time, and we're all exhausted
Speaker 1: and starving and we're starting to freeze, and we said,
Speaker 1: you know what, screw these rules, and we started just
Speaker 1: chopping up wood and getting kidling, and we built the
Speaker 1: biggest bonfire you've ever seen in your life in Mount Fuji.
Speaker 1: And it was completely illegal. To this day, I don't
Speaker 1: think anyone ever knows about it. And remember it's not
Speaker 1: as if they don't ever have observers out there. They
Speaker 1: are going to have observers. And so not only did
Speaker 1: we build a big bonfire, we had to worry about
Speaker 1: getting caught. So you couldn't just lay there all night.
Speaker 1: It was one of those things. Build the bonfire, stand
Speaker 1: there for as short period of time as possible, and
Speaker 1: then get out and if you hear someone coming, go hide.
Speaker 1: It was that kind of situation. All right. Back to
Speaker 1: my story, we're talking about spiders and everything else, all right.
Speaker 1: That was the Okinawa Mount Fuji. Portion. Part of the
Speaker 1: Okinawa thing was we would go to Thailand. They still
Speaker 1: do it. I still think it's called Cobra Gold Thailand.
Speaker 1: I would not recommend it. I would not recommend it.
Speaker 1: It is a really really dark place. I mean, at
Speaker 1: one point in time somebody offered to sell me a
Speaker 1: grenade launcher from behind the bar. It's that kind of place.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Chris, Yeah, just a very dark place. And
Speaker 1: it's all jungle, thick jungle, triple canopy jungle. And towards
Speaker 1: the end of our Cobra Gold thing, they send you
Speaker 1: out in the jungle. I forget how long. It's like
Speaker 1: five six days and you just have to hack your
Speaker 1: way through the jungle and mountains and rivers and you're
Speaker 1: sleeping in a hammock. I'm not going into that story
Speaker 1: again right now, but I'll never forget. Remember I'm not
Speaker 1: a spider guy. My first day in the jungle, first
Speaker 1: day in the jungle, we are walking down this path.
Speaker 1: A couple of my buddies have actually already gone down
Speaker 1: from heat exhaustion because it's so humid. They didn't drink
Speaker 1: enough water. And this is day one and it's pretty
Speaker 1: rigorous already so far the jungle sucks everything, all the
Speaker 1: leeches you have to pick off your body, and it's rough.
Speaker 1: And we're walking down this path and the guys in
Speaker 1: front of me just stop and I will explain exactly
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Speaker 1: All right, forget about that. We'll get back to my
Speaker 1: story here really quickly case you missed it. I'm just
Speaker 1: telling a little story about spiders because apparently a bunch
Speaker 1: of giant spiders are about to saturate the East coast.
Speaker 1: Get out while you can anyway. So we're in Thailand
Speaker 1: and we're walking through the jungle. It's the first day
Speaker 1: of this final exercise we have to do for this
Speaker 1: jungle warfare training. And the guys in front of me stop,
Speaker 1: and of course you know, peek up there, and I'm like, Hey,
Speaker 1: what's going on? What are we stopping for? I know
Speaker 1: that we're stopping for a reason. A gigantic cobra slithered
Speaker 1: right in front of them, across the path running right
Speaker 1: to left. Oh, I know, I know. The gigantic cobra
Speaker 1: slivers across them, and I swear it was like something
Speaker 1: out of the movies. The cobra's gone and we're staring
Speaker 1: at it. It's about five or six of us, and
Speaker 1: we look up and there's not much sun in the jungle,
Speaker 1: especially triple canopy. There's basically none, but sometimes you'll get
Speaker 1: to a place where it's lighter and the sun can
Speaker 1: peek through. We look up. I'll never forget this as
Speaker 1: long as they live right to our left, ten feet away.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe there's a spider web. And this thing is
Speaker 1: at least five feet across, at least five feet in diameter,
Speaker 1: and that's that might be underselling it. And the sun
Speaker 1: is coming through the tops of the trees. The sun's
Speaker 1: coming through the tops of the trees, and it's perfectly
Speaker 1: reflecting this spider that is right in the middle of
Speaker 1: this gigantics web. And I'm six eight. All right, I
Speaker 1: have big hands. That spider was every bit as big
Speaker 1: as my hand is, right in the middle of this
Speaker 1: huge web. All Chris is shaking his head. Oh, I know,
Speaker 1: I know. Oh gosh, it gives me the ski It
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Speaker 1: I don't know why everyone's worried about Europe and Europe
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Speaker 1: Oh gosh, you know what before before I actually even
Speaker 1: get to that, speaking of Okinawa and Marines and stuff
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Speaker 1: to clarify. I know you know this, but the world,
Speaker 1: really everything is a people business. It is. People talk
Speaker 1: about Trump and why Trump was so great at foreign policy.
Speaker 1: Well I figured it out. Trump was an international businessman.
Speaker 1: Trump understood people. He understood how to walk in a
Speaker 1: boardroom and Japan and get a deal done, how to
Speaker 1: go visit Scotland and get a deal done. So what
Speaker 1: he did it's just people. Foreign policies about people. It's
Speaker 1: about how you interact with people. We like to imagine
Speaker 1: that there's all these super smart people and they're way
Speaker 1: better than us, but they're not they don't know anything.
Speaker 1: And Joe Biden, since he's half functional and has to
Speaker 1: go get his diaper changed in Delaware every weekend, Joe
Speaker 1: Biden can't go. We are possibly on the verge of
Speaker 1: a world war. I don't think I have to tell
Speaker 1: you that Russia they just did an air strike that
Speaker 1: hit a maternity hospital. Still trying to get casualty numbers.
Speaker 1: And who knows if we can trust whatever we see it.
Speaker 1: We're going to be seeing pictures now in video of
Speaker 1: dead kids. This thing is escalating, it's ramping up. Since
Speaker 1: we don't have a commander in chief, we sent this
Speaker 1: person to Europe. Imagine a future the freight trucks that
Speaker 1: deliver bread and milk to our grocery store shelves, and
Speaker 1: the buses that take children to school and parents to work.
Speaker 1: Imagine all the heavy duty vehicles that keep our supply
Speaker 1: lines strong and allow our economy to grow. Imagine that
Speaker 1: they produced zero emissions. Well, you all imagined it. That's
Speaker 1: why we're here today, because we have the ability to
Speaker 1: see what can be, unburdened by what has been, and
Speaker 1: then to make the possible actually happen. That person, that
Speaker 1: person is heading to Poland, and she's going to sit
Speaker 1: down with other world leaders. And look, we don't want
Speaker 1: to imagine that, right because you want to imagine when
Speaker 1: you get in the plane, you want to imagine your pilot.
Speaker 1: He's sober as a duck, eyes are perfect, he is
Speaker 1: super attentive, got a good night's sleep last night. His
Speaker 1: reflexes are all the way. And obviously we're not naive.
Speaker 1: We know sometimes that's not the case, but you will.
Speaker 1: You don't want to think about it. I don't want
Speaker 1: to think about it. When I go back and sit down,
Speaker 1: I want to think. We have the smartest men in
Speaker 1: the world in the cockpit, smartest, sharpest, best eyes and
Speaker 1: the same thing. Right now, we have huge world affairs happening,
Speaker 1: Russia's drop of bombs on eternity hospitals, and we want
Speaker 1: to think to ourselves, Man, this thing is really escalating.
Speaker 1: I'm glad we have some pros on the job. And
Speaker 1: we have the dumbest, most naive, least capable people on
Speaker 1: planet Earth running the show. That's the truth, Chris was out.
Speaker 1: Our line is that is that wrong? That's the truth.
Speaker 1: We have the dumbest, least capable people on Earth running
Speaker 1: the show. I'm not sure where this thing is going
Speaker 1: to go. But like I've been saying for a while,
Speaker 1: I don't like where it's going. I really really don't
Speaker 1: like where it's going because again, Ukraine putting up a
Speaker 1: great fight, but there can be a cost to putting
Speaker 1: up a great fight. Yeah, we're cheering for him. Looks
Speaker 1: good David versus Goliath. But if Vladimir Putin is a
Speaker 1: man who doesn't think he has any other options, then
Speaker 1: he has no option but to s plate. What does
Speaker 1: escalation look like? Well, I'm looking at a bombed out
Speaker 1: maternity hospital in Ukraine. That's what it looks like as
Speaker 1: of now. I can't I want to try to keep
Speaker 1: you updated as I hear. As of now, by the
Speaker 1: grace of God, I don't know that we have any
Speaker 1: confirmed deaths. I think it's just seventeen injured. But where
Speaker 1: do we go from here? Where does this thing go? Well?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Does NATO now look at these sad
Speaker 1: pictures and jump in start bombing? Maybe you want that, Okay, fine,
Speaker 1: but you know where that goes, right, you know where
Speaker 1: that goes? And again, back here at home, let's remember
Speaker 1: we have real problems when it comes to twenty twenty
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Speaker 1: I believe the legislature ought to take a very hard
Speaker 1: look at the option of decertification of the twenty twenty
Speaker 1: Wisconsin presidential election. Man, we have a lot of problems
Speaker 1: that's coming at us from all sides. What are we
Speaker 1: gonna do. We gotta laugh about it, right, I'll tell
Speaker 1: you what we're gonna do, Chris. We're just gonna throw
Speaker 1: our heads back. Man, We're gonna laugh. It's a beautiful laugh. Right.
Speaker 1: We still have another hour of the Jesse Kelly Show coming,
Speaker 1: another hour, how about that. Don't look at the emails, Chris.
Speaker 1: I'm getting to him starting now.