WEBVTT - #286: Ass-Whole Foods 0:00:03.279 --> 0:00:07.960 Guess who just got back today the Brooklyn bus that 0:00:08.039 --> 0:00:11.600 had been away. They both have so much to see, 0:00:12.320 --> 0:00:25.440 you know. Their names are Brilliance sker It Boysons. Guess 0:00:26.800 --> 0:00:31.400 the episode two eighty six of the Brooklyn Boys podcasts. 0:00:32.800 --> 0:00:35.160 Eighty six a big number for you and me. Eighty 0:00:35.240 --> 0:00:38.920 six Usually in the restaurant industry means you're out of it. 0:00:39.120 --> 0:00:40.880 Throw it out. No, it means you're out of it. 0:00:41.479 --> 0:00:45.839 Eighty six. Yeah. And when you're a shuretcakes out of pancakes, no, No, 0:00:46.000 --> 0:00:49.239 eighty six means eighty six the pancakes meaning they went bad, 0:00:49.320 --> 0:00:51.800 throw them out eighty six, right, But also you take 0:00:51.840 --> 0:00:54.880 it off the menu eighty six eighty six eighty six 0:00:54.960 --> 0:00:56.720 that we don't have the Asian pasta today. Eighty six. 0:00:56.800 --> 0:00:58.800 Eighty six is like, you know, fished it went bad. 0:01:00.240 --> 0:01:02.560 You're being very negative? Why is it a positive number 0:01:02.560 --> 0:01:05.320 for you and me? Look at the colors of our logo. 0:01:05.680 --> 0:01:08.760 I know, is that bell? Yeah? I see it. Any 0:01:08.920 --> 0:01:11.080 Mets fan when he iss a number eighty six, he 0:01:11.200 --> 0:01:15.720 or she eighty six Mets the greatest Mets teams. Of course, 0:01:17.480 --> 0:01:24.280 note to self, don't eat chili before a long ass podcast. No, 0:01:24.400 --> 0:01:27.240 don't eat chili slices. Let me tell you what Scary did. 0:01:28.240 --> 0:01:31.399 He wanted a podcast at seven o'clock. I said, okay, 0:01:31.440 --> 0:01:34.400 seven o'clock's good. I text him at seven fifteen. I 0:01:34.440 --> 0:01:37.600 still haven't heard from him. Seven twenty as I call him, 0:01:37.760 --> 0:01:39.880 what's going on? I had a four hour had a 0:01:39.920 --> 0:01:42.839 four hour turkey chili going. Yeah, I'm slow. I'm slow 0:01:42.880 --> 0:01:45.600 cooking turkey chili. I said, well, you're gonna eat dinner, 0:01:45.640 --> 0:01:47.840 then we can do the podcast at seven thirty. No, no, 0:01:47.920 --> 0:01:50.560 it's slow cooking. I can just watch it. Have you eaten? No? 0:01:50.960 --> 0:01:51.560 You canna eat? 0:01:51.640 --> 0:01:51.680 No? 0:01:52.360 --> 0:01:53.880 I said, all right, you're just gonna slow cook it. Yeah, 0:01:53.880 --> 0:01:55.600 I'm just slow. It's a slow cooker. We can podcast, 0:01:55.760 --> 0:01:58.320 It'll still be cooking when I'm done. Okay, seven thirty, 0:01:58.320 --> 0:02:00.360 seven thirty five, I call him, Scared, what are you doing? Oh, 0:02:00.560 --> 0:02:05.559 I'm eating turkey chili. It's so good. I couldn't be sill. 0:02:05.880 --> 0:02:08.200 The aroma in my house is so good. It's it's 0:02:08.240 --> 0:02:12.880 just it's wafting through the air. The problem is I 0:02:13.080 --> 0:02:16.359 had some and now we're starting the podcast and I'm 0:02:16.400 --> 0:02:19.880 already feeling rumble in my stumbach rumbling. Oh dude, it's 0:02:19.919 --> 0:02:26.400 a royal rumble of epic proportions. When the scary Joane says, no, no, no, 0:02:26.720 --> 0:02:28.480 I have food cooking, but I'm not gonna eat. I'll 0:02:28.520 --> 0:02:31.800 be ready. Don't believe him? Yeah, now I don't believe him. 0:02:31.800 --> 0:02:34.160 I gotta say I probably should have waited till after 0:02:34.200 --> 0:02:38.880 the podcast because at some point, man so, we wanted 0:02:38.960 --> 0:02:40.679 to pause to both of us because I went the 0:02:40.720 --> 0:02:43.480 Whole Foods today to return some things to Amazon. You 0:02:43.520 --> 0:02:45.280 know they have the Amazon return I'll get to that 0:02:45.360 --> 0:02:48.280 later because I'm pissed off a Whole Foods. But while 0:02:48.280 --> 0:02:50.840 you're there, you know the scam. The scam is they 0:02:50.919 --> 0:02:52.799 know you're gonna buy something while you're there. You know, 0:02:52.840 --> 0:02:55.600 Amazon owns Whole food So it's a win win, Like 0:02:55.639 --> 0:02:58.840 you know what, I'm in the mood for a packaged 0:02:59.639 --> 0:03:02.320 Uh yeah, I'm gonna move for in those prepackaged chicken 0:03:02.320 --> 0:03:04.760 tiaka masala with the rice, your microwave that you've done, 0:03:04.800 --> 0:03:07.440 you buy some garlic, non you have a whole meal. Yep, 0:03:07.520 --> 0:03:10.320 so I go. So there's two types of u tika 0:03:10.360 --> 0:03:14.239 masala at Whole Foods. There's the plastic container with the 0:03:14.919 --> 0:03:18.359 with the with the peelback plastic wrap, the microwave, and 0:03:18.400 --> 0:03:21.519 there's the frozen version. So I go over to the 0:03:21.800 --> 0:03:24.200 the area with the with the rap and to look forward, 0:03:24.280 --> 0:03:29.720 and they have they have uh sogpaneer and chana masala, 0:03:29.800 --> 0:03:33.800 which is like chicken peas. Are you're talking different language here? 0:03:33.840 --> 0:03:37.720 I don't chicken curry. And the chicken massala sleeve is out, 0:03:37.800 --> 0:03:40.320 it's empty, it's no more. I said, I'm gonna move 0:03:40.360 --> 0:03:43.360 for chicken masala masala. So I'll go to the frozen one. 0:03:43.440 --> 0:03:45.200 Get the frozen one. I go to the section. I 0:03:45.280 --> 0:03:47.440 open the door. It was a little frosted over case. 0:03:47.440 --> 0:03:48.840 You're like, why don't you just look through the door, Brody, 0:03:49.680 --> 0:03:53.080 And they've got again sogpreneer, which is spinach. I'm not 0:03:53.160 --> 0:03:57.320 eating that shit, and pad tie and again chicken curry. 0:03:58.080 --> 0:04:01.000 But but no, but no teaka masala, the American man's 0:04:01.400 --> 0:04:03.480 Indian food. So I ended up. 0:04:03.480 --> 0:04:03.760 I was. 0:04:03.920 --> 0:04:05.600 I was in the mood. So I got the chicken 0:04:05.680 --> 0:04:07.760 curry and I got a little love, a little grumbling 0:04:07.840 --> 0:04:11.040 going on myself. Oh perfect, So we're on the same page. 0:04:11.320 --> 0:04:14.080 I feel we may have a race, grumbling race. Who's 0:04:14.080 --> 0:04:19.360 going to be in a hurry from the Curry. Well, yeah, slices. Uh. 0:04:19.640 --> 0:04:22.200 You could thank your boy David Brody and his shitty 0:04:22.279 --> 0:04:25.400 g ass network, which is the reason why we didn't 0:04:25.440 --> 0:04:29.200 podcast late last week because Brodie's Wi Fi is slower 0:04:29.279 --> 0:04:32.360 than a fucking turtle. Not anymore, it's not off. I 0:04:32.440 --> 0:04:35.040 fixed it all right, But we waited. We tried. We 0:04:35.200 --> 0:04:38.000 tried for several hours to connect and get a podcast 0:04:38.120 --> 0:04:42.320 up and donning not why, that's not why. There's other reasons. 0:04:42.360 --> 0:04:46.080 I mean entirely on timely death from We had a 0:04:46.120 --> 0:04:48.480 friend of on Wednesday and then we had a slice 0:04:48.520 --> 0:04:51.200 time and then we go you had a lot going 0:04:51.240 --> 0:04:53.359 on going on Galluic. Are we talking about the gallup 0:04:53.520 --> 0:04:55.440 Let's go there. Yeah, let's talk real quick because we 0:04:55.520 --> 0:04:57.320 had a lot to cover. We we haven't had an 0:04:57.360 --> 0:05:00.960 episode since before my vacation to the in Republic. That's 0:05:01.000 --> 0:05:03.240 like a whole that's a whole episode. But with your 0:05:03.279 --> 0:05:06.560 father and the speedo. Yeah, so the gala and we 0:05:06.640 --> 0:05:08.400 have talking about the funeral that we went to, which 0:05:08.480 --> 0:05:11.360 is you know, I got some issues. We'll talk about that. 0:05:11.640 --> 0:05:14.920 So anyway, the gap, the music, Yeah, the music's here. 0:05:15.320 --> 0:05:17.680 The gal the Gala, I put them the Jingles. Maybe 0:05:17.800 --> 0:05:19.960 I think we should play them this week. Okay, perfect, 0:05:19.960 --> 0:05:21.280 all right, a little later on we'll get to that. 0:05:21.760 --> 0:05:24.400 So at this gala, it was for our friend, not 0:05:24.520 --> 0:05:27.720 a sponsor, Eat Clean Bro, our buddy Jamie, who runs 0:05:27.800 --> 0:05:30.720 this food prep service, which SAIDs it's it's a regional thing, 0:05:30.920 --> 0:05:33.560 but they're going by the way. They're rolling out nationwide. 0:05:33.800 --> 0:05:36.119 So if you've never heard of eat clean Bro, pretty 0:05:36.160 --> 0:05:38.080 soon you will. You're HEARDing your first It should be 0:05:38.120 --> 0:05:40.560 like it's like eat clean Bro. Yeah, Eat clean Bro. 0:05:41.040 --> 0:05:43.600 There's always boards all over the place. They used to 0:05:43.640 --> 0:05:45.600 sponsor the morning show and send food up all the time. 0:05:46.640 --> 0:05:50.120 So so eat Clean Bro is in its third annual 0:05:50.240 --> 0:05:53.400 gala to raise money for children specialized hospital where all 0:05:53.440 --> 0:05:57.560 the money goes to them. So anyone who's anyone in 0:05:57.720 --> 0:06:02.600 Central Jersey on a Saturday now used uses this to 0:06:02.760 --> 0:06:05.640 go to this event and spend money. They do a 0:06:05.760 --> 0:06:09.560 casino night again, all proceeds go to that that uh 0:06:09.960 --> 0:06:14.000 you know that charity. So I was invited with Robin 0:06:14.360 --> 0:06:17.840 and then Gandhi from our Big Show. You were invited 0:06:17.880 --> 0:06:19.520 with Robin. You were invited with a plus one. I 0:06:19.560 --> 0:06:22.400 was invited with a plus one Okay, hello, Well you 0:06:22.440 --> 0:06:25.240 and I don't have a relationship, well not like the 0:06:25.320 --> 0:06:27.040 one you and Robin have, but I you know, all right, 0:06:27.279 --> 0:06:29.880 I'm willing for the right gallaxy. All I could say 0:06:29.960 --> 0:06:34.280 is this. The gallow was amazing. H Jay, Wow was 0:06:34.320 --> 0:06:37.040 there from the Jersey Shore. Wow. Some you know New 0:06:37.120 --> 0:06:40.240 Jersey Housewives like Melissa Gorga and Joey Gorga and the 0:06:40.279 --> 0:06:43.520 bank stars, all the New Jersey Housewives, the whole crew. 0:06:43.920 --> 0:06:49.680 We had an awesome time raising money. Gandhi Uh won 0:06:49.880 --> 0:06:52.839 a bid a live a live auction for a trip 0:06:52.960 --> 0:06:55.400 to Bali Bali. She was the only one who bid, 0:06:55.560 --> 0:06:57.360 so she won. She won. She was bidding against some 0:06:57.440 --> 0:06:59.520 other dude in the back and he's the only one 0:06:59.560 --> 0:07:04.560 that bid. But well, we don't we think it was 0:07:05.120 --> 0:07:06.880 it was the plant. Yeah, we talked about the plan 0:07:07.000 --> 0:07:09.279 on this on this podcast. We think she was bidding 0:07:09.320 --> 0:07:13.160 against herself, which, by the way, is a scamboni when 0:07:13.200 --> 0:07:16.120 it comes to eBay, where people run computer programs, or 0:07:16.160 --> 0:07:18.160 they have their friends, or they have a second account, 0:07:18.200 --> 0:07:20.200 they have the second, third, fourth, fifth account that are 0:07:20.280 --> 0:07:23.239 run that's running up the score just so you're bidding 0:07:23.320 --> 0:07:26.320 against nothing a computer, a bot and you wind up 0:07:27.000 --> 0:07:29.720 being a sucker. Anyway, Gandhi won a trip to Bali 0:07:29.840 --> 0:07:31.960 on that uh, but she was the only one bidding 0:07:32.040 --> 0:07:33.960 upside from some random guy in the back who they 0:07:34.200 --> 0:07:35.880 every time I kept turning around, they go, they go, 0:07:35.920 --> 0:07:38.280 you in the back, yes, three fifty five hundred, Yeah 0:07:38.280 --> 0:07:39.480 you were the back. I turn around. I'm like this, 0:07:40.280 --> 0:07:42.960 how fast? How fast did he guy pick his hand 0:07:43.040 --> 0:07:44.520 up and put it down? I don't think it was 0:07:44.600 --> 0:07:48.120 phantom bidder. Yes, of course that's not even that's a 0:07:48.200 --> 0:07:50.680 major scam. That isn't even a I feel I feel 0:07:50.720 --> 0:07:52.520 like they do that at a lot of charity events. 0:07:52.800 --> 0:07:54.760 I feel like that this is not just I feel 0:07:54.800 --> 0:07:56.520 like just because it's it's for a good cause, all 0:07:56.520 --> 0:07:59.280 the money's going to raise and they have to cover 0:07:59.400 --> 0:08:01.320 the cost of the actual trip. They can't sell it 0:08:01.600 --> 0:08:05.000 and lose money. And what did you wear to the Galla? 0:08:05.120 --> 0:08:08.040 You go, Brooklyn, Dusty? That was that was it, dude. 0:08:08.440 --> 0:08:10.800 Everybody was dressed to the nines. I felt so und dressed. 0:08:10.880 --> 0:08:13.760 It was some black tie optional and we show up 0:08:14.240 --> 0:08:15.760 and I don't have a tie on. I just had 0:08:15.800 --> 0:08:18.760 this like hot pink shirt. Black Tie optional means at 0:08:18.760 --> 0:08:20.520 the very least you gotta do a regular tie in 0:08:20.560 --> 0:08:24.240 a suit. No one told me that that's black tie optional. 0:08:24.240 --> 0:08:27.040 Doesn't mean tie optional. Friend Cheryl said, it was Saturday 0:08:27.160 --> 0:08:30.240 night festive, So my Saturday night festive, all right, So 0:08:30.320 --> 0:08:35.199 that means I wore my Hugo boss suit jacket, dropper 0:08:35.360 --> 0:08:39.200 jacket and pants, and I wore a button down pink 0:08:39.720 --> 0:08:42.760 shirt underneath it with which kind of like popped. It 0:08:42.840 --> 0:08:45.920 didn't need a tie. But there were people there in ties, 0:08:46.000 --> 0:08:48.319 and they were people there in bow ties and black ties, 0:08:48.320 --> 0:08:51.079 and I'm like, I thought this was black tie optional. Yeah, 0:08:51.120 --> 0:08:54.079 it's not tie optional. I don't understand black tie optional 0:08:54.200 --> 0:08:56.199 means means you don't have to wear a tuxedo, but 0:08:56.240 --> 0:08:57.760 you have to wear dark suit. Well, they should change 0:08:57.760 --> 0:09:00.640 the fucking name of the thing when they say black 0:09:00.679 --> 0:09:03.520 tie optional, because you confuse me. I told you what happened. 0:09:03.600 --> 0:09:05.440 I've told this story on the podcast. When I went 0:09:05.480 --> 0:09:07.760 to the black to optional big time wedding. No, it's 0:09:07.760 --> 0:09:10.720 gonna be an awesome wedding, awesomebody black optional. The only 0:09:10.800 --> 0:09:12.640 person wearing a black tie other than the wedding party 0:09:12.760 --> 0:09:16.120 was me, and the photographer kept grabbing me for pictures 0:09:16.160 --> 0:09:19.280 every time the bridal party. Bridle party wanted to take pictures. 0:09:19.480 --> 0:09:22.880 But yeah, but you talks for my wedding. You in 0:09:22.920 --> 0:09:25.439 the opposite direction. You actually got really but to me, so, 0:09:25.559 --> 0:09:28.320 what's the least amount you could dress in a black 0:09:28.320 --> 0:09:32.079 tie option suit? You don't need a tie, though, yes 0:09:32.200 --> 0:09:33.920 you do. It's it's like it's like going to like 0:09:33.960 --> 0:09:35.520 the Emmys. You wouldn't go to the Emmys with a 0:09:35.600 --> 0:09:39.439 fucking a coat over a T shirt. I didn't say 0:09:39.480 --> 0:09:41.240 that t shirt. I had a button down, long sleeve 0:09:41.280 --> 0:09:44.200 shirt on. Gotta have a tie black taie optional means 0:09:44.520 --> 0:09:46.760 it's one step below black tie. It means if you 0:09:46.800 --> 0:09:48.199 don't have a tuxedo, we're not going to make you 0:09:48.200 --> 0:09:49.839 spend the money, but we want you to look like 0:09:49.920 --> 0:09:52.040 your care so you gotta have a tie. That's my 0:09:52.440 --> 0:09:56.440 a black tie optional that yes, I don't know, man. Oh, 0:09:56.559 --> 0:09:59.319 I just think it's open to the date anyway. The 0:09:59.480 --> 0:10:02.959 women and their their gowns. Holy shit, everyone was dressed 0:10:02.960 --> 0:10:05.880 to the nines. Everybody, and you know, Robin Robin did 0:10:05.960 --> 0:10:08.839 the same. I feel like some people came out in 0:10:08.920 --> 0:10:11.800 like old bridesmaid's dresses. That's how fancy. It was. Seven 0:10:11.800 --> 0:10:16.120 and a half's at best. Well it was. It was 0:10:16.160 --> 0:10:18.199 a good time. You know. It was away down a 0:10:18.240 --> 0:10:23.480 freehold at the Southgate Manor right near Ariceway Park. No, 0:10:23.640 --> 0:10:31.520 that's Eaton Town, New Jersey. Ah like so, And as 0:10:31.559 --> 0:10:32.880 I was trying to get out of here, I was 0:10:32.920 --> 0:10:35.800 about to jump in the shower, I get face timed 0:10:35.880 --> 0:10:38.959 by our friend Brittany, who is a longtime friend of 0:10:39.000 --> 0:10:43.319 the State Baby. She She's like, scary, Hey, I have 0:10:43.480 --> 0:10:46.240 a big fan here. I'm in Atlantic City and I 0:10:46.280 --> 0:10:47.800 went to school with this kid, and it turns out 0:10:47.840 --> 0:10:51.319 he's a slice for life. So she put him on FaceTime. 0:10:51.880 --> 0:10:53.520 And I want to give a shout out to Brett, 0:10:54.400 --> 0:10:57.319 who is a big fan of the Brooklyn Boys podcast. 0:10:57.360 --> 0:10:59.000 He was freaking out that he was talking to me 0:10:59.040 --> 0:11:02.079 on FaceTime. He probably said, you don't know scary, and 0:11:02.200 --> 0:11:05.439 she goes, oh, yeah, the hell I don't. I'll get 0:11:05.480 --> 0:11:07.840 him on right now. Was that you're saying? Was saying 0:11:07.840 --> 0:11:10.880 it like a Russian guln't don't hell? I do the 0:11:10.920 --> 0:11:13.240 hell I wanted to say, do, but don't. Okay, So 0:11:13.400 --> 0:11:15.360 Brittany calls me up and of course I answer her 0:11:15.400 --> 0:11:18.800 face time. So I was like, Hey, what's up? She goes, 0:11:18.840 --> 0:11:20.319 I want to put a slice on the phone, so 0:11:20.400 --> 0:11:25.160 shout out to Brett nice. All right, so got a 0:11:25.200 --> 0:11:28.880 lot to cover. Oh, before we go any further, let's 0:11:28.880 --> 0:11:32.079 put this right up front. Time is running out. The 0:11:32.200 --> 0:11:36.440 time is time keeps on ticking ticking ticking into the future. 0:11:36.800 --> 0:11:39.839 And that means, uh, March fifteenth is the deadline for 0:11:39.960 --> 0:11:43.600 you to get your orders in on our Brooklyn Boys 0:11:43.960 --> 0:11:47.480 March twelfth. We it's fifteenth, okay, because we're gonna go 0:11:47.720 --> 0:11:49.520 sometime after the fifteenth, We're going to go out to 0:11:49.840 --> 0:11:52.559 Matt Merch and we're gonna sign all the merch. 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Boom Sonovox Brooklyn Boys Podcast. 0:12:30.679 --> 0:12:31.800 We will be right back. 0:12:32.320 --> 0:12:34.400 Hey, we just gave the address to the website. You 0:12:34.400 --> 0:12:37.199 see how we did it. You gave the address and 0:12:37.280 --> 0:12:41.079 then I repeated it and said the address. Yes, that 0:12:41.200 --> 0:12:43.079 gives people, in other words, not only does it give 0:12:43.080 --> 0:12:45.440 them another chance to hear it, but it also gives 0:12:45.440 --> 0:12:47.200 them a chance to write it down if they want. Yes. 0:12:48.559 --> 0:12:52.480 I called a company today. I called a magazine subscription 0:12:52.600 --> 0:12:54.800 company and they said, oh, you want to talk to 0:12:54.880 --> 0:12:57.839 the subscription department. Hold on, we'll transfer you. So I 0:12:57.880 --> 0:13:02.040 get this message. Hi, I'm more remote today, so please 0:13:02.160 --> 0:13:04.640 leave a message. Oh you're just Oh, I'm working remote today. 0:13:05.080 --> 0:13:06.599 If you're in if you need to speak to me, 0:13:06.880 --> 0:13:08.719 email me blah blahlah blah blah blah bah blah blah 0:13:08.720 --> 0:13:10.480 blah blah blah at gmail dot com. Wah wah, wa 0:13:10.559 --> 0:13:13.800 wah wah wah wah, Charlie Brown's teacher right now. Did 0:13:13.840 --> 0:13:15.600 you have a chance to write it down? No? Did 0:13:15.640 --> 0:13:17.559 I know she was going to leave her email address? No? No, 0:13:17.840 --> 0:13:19.720 was I ready with it with my fingers to type? 0:13:20.400 --> 0:13:21.959 Did I have a pen and paper in my hand? No? 0:13:22.240 --> 0:13:24.000 They said, you're going to transfer you to the woman 0:13:24.040 --> 0:13:26.480 at work. First of all, you're not working remote. You're 0:13:26.520 --> 0:13:31.560 working remotely. Yeah, we're looking adverbs people, adverbs. Yeah, I'm 0:13:31.559 --> 0:13:35.520 working remotely. I work my hull from my home. It's 0:13:35.600 --> 0:13:38.120 a remote that's fine. But you're working remotely anyway, So 0:13:38.280 --> 0:13:42.640 grammar aside. She never repeated it. She never said you 0:13:42.720 --> 0:13:45.319 can reach me at talk too fast at gmail dot com. 0:13:45.800 --> 0:13:49.080 She just say again, in case you missed it, that's 0:13:49.240 --> 0:13:52.240 talk too fast at gmail dot com. No, So I 0:13:52.520 --> 0:13:54.439 I left her message. I said, yeah, hey, listen, I 0:13:54.440 --> 0:13:58.160 couldn't possibly write down your email address. Yeah, I can't 0:13:58.200 --> 0:13:59.360 call her back. And then I got to call the 0:13:59.400 --> 0:14:01.520 main number again and get the receptionist to have a 0:14:01.600 --> 0:14:03.600 transfer me just so I can then write down the email. 0:14:03.720 --> 0:14:06.280 I said, here's my number, call me. She didn't call 0:14:06.559 --> 0:14:09.760 call me. Maybe she didn't. She maybe didn't. No, you know, 0:14:10.040 --> 0:14:11.959 you know, you gotta give people. You got to repeat it. 0:14:13.160 --> 0:14:14.640 You have to say, hey, listen, yeah, I'm not at 0:14:14.720 --> 0:14:16.599 work today. The best way to get in touch with 0:14:16.679 --> 0:14:19.400 me examine me. I'll give you my email address in 0:14:19.440 --> 0:14:21.680 a minute, but I'll get back to you by the end. 0:14:21.680 --> 0:14:26.400 Closing business stall, you know, and the commercials go flying 0:14:26.440 --> 0:14:28.280 by on the radio. That's why at the end, I 0:14:28.400 --> 0:14:31.320 say pound two fifty keyword slomans and they say that's 0:14:31.320 --> 0:14:33.800 pound two fifty keyword slomans. I say it again. I 0:14:33.880 --> 0:14:36.320 say it twice just so you can you know, you 0:14:36.400 --> 0:14:38.120 can hear it right, and you know what I say. 0:14:38.160 --> 0:14:40.440 I'm gonna say it twice. Hit the jingle bitch, that's 0:14:40.520 --> 0:14:43.240 hit the g No, no, no, no, I I was 0:14:43.400 --> 0:14:47.080 using it as an example. Eight hundred hit the jingle bitch, 0:14:48.200 --> 0:14:50.800 hit it. I did not do that on purpose. I 0:14:50.960 --> 0:14:53.520 was using it as an example. You did it twice, 0:14:53.640 --> 0:14:56.880 I had I had to use it a real life example. No, 0:14:57.000 --> 0:14:58.600 you didn't. You could have made up a product like 0:14:58.680 --> 0:15:00.920 I said, talk too Fast the g dot com. I 0:15:00.960 --> 0:15:05.000 didn't say your email address. I made up one Hello, 0:15:09.880 --> 0:15:13.080 hold on. Play it again here the first in case 0:15:13.080 --> 0:15:14.600 people didn't have time to hear it the first time. 0:15:20.240 --> 0:15:24.640 Thank you, thank you. And by the way, people are 0:15:24.760 --> 0:15:27.720 telling me to hit the jingle bitch on my own 0:15:27.840 --> 0:15:31.040 Instagram where I at. No, I'm not fine with it 0:15:31.480 --> 0:15:35.400 because that's my personal Instagram and that those are paid ads, 0:15:35.920 --> 0:15:39.040 right it says hashtag ad. You don't hit the jingle 0:15:39.080 --> 0:15:43.360 when it's a paid ad. Sorry, tell them to hit 0:15:43.400 --> 0:15:48.200 the ging. No, no, no, no, I refuse. So you 0:15:48.280 --> 0:15:51.160 know what we man lately. It's a lot of doom 0:15:51.200 --> 0:15:53.480 and gloom the last couple of months. I don't want to. 0:15:53.960 --> 0:15:56.240 I don't want to think the little slices think that 0:15:56.320 --> 0:15:59.400 we're going down a negative road again talking about another funeral, 0:16:00.000 --> 0:16:04.320 but from the tragedy becomes comedy on this one, because right, 0:16:04.680 --> 0:16:05.320 I mean, I don't know. 0:16:05.640 --> 0:16:06.240 We we. 0:16:08.240 --> 0:16:11.360 One of our close friends, her mom passed and uh, 0:16:11.880 --> 0:16:15.600 Brody and I were both at the wake. Now, I 0:16:15.640 --> 0:16:20.360 don't know. I feel like, you know, first of all funerals, 0:16:20.880 --> 0:16:23.240 we might have talked about this that I think everything's 0:16:23.240 --> 0:16:25.360 been the same since, like the nineteen fifties, it's frozen 0:16:25.400 --> 0:16:27.040 in time. I think we've spoken about it once before, 0:16:27.160 --> 0:16:31.840 the furniture, the competing, the everything, and the tradition that 0:16:32.000 --> 0:16:35.280 goes along with it. But there's some awkward moments when 0:16:35.280 --> 0:16:37.320 you go to a wake. When we say a funeral 0:16:37.360 --> 0:16:39.360 will be talking not about the burial part. We're talking 0:16:39.400 --> 0:16:41.400 about the actual part where you show up and you 0:16:41.520 --> 0:16:44.320 offer condolences and usually in the body of the body 0:16:44.320 --> 0:16:48.520 and open or close whatever. But but you're for me anyway, anyway, 0:16:48.600 --> 0:16:53.240 So for me, So we had both attended and and 0:16:54.680 --> 0:16:57.000 I got a little annoyed. You know, I talked about 0:16:57.040 --> 0:16:58.320 a little bit on The Big Show. I'm not going 0:16:58.400 --> 0:17:01.400 to really it's just on yeah here, I'm not going 0:17:01.440 --> 0:17:04.119 to expand on it. I just I'm just mentioning it 0:17:04.200 --> 0:17:06.200 on that our fifteen minute Moe Show podcast. That's where 0:17:06.240 --> 0:17:08.720 I did it, not on the Big Show. And I 0:17:08.880 --> 0:17:11.679 just think it's disrespectful when a bunch of us are 0:17:11.760 --> 0:17:14.560 there and you just now take the furniture, the wooden 0:17:14.640 --> 0:17:17.440 chairs against the wall and you turn them around so 0:17:17.560 --> 0:17:20.399 you could like have a semicircle jerk where you can 0:17:20.440 --> 0:17:21.840 all talk to each other in a circle and you 0:17:21.960 --> 0:17:26.080 face away from the body and what's going on in front. 0:17:26.200 --> 0:17:28.480 So we had it was Brody and Danielle from The 0:17:28.520 --> 0:17:30.600 Big Show. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I didn't move the chairs 0:17:30.600 --> 0:17:33.000 when I got there. It was Gandhi Gandhi is the 0:17:33.040 --> 0:17:35.520 Big Show, sitting against the wall, and then other people 0:17:35.640 --> 0:17:38.800 brought chairs over to sit across from them. It was 0:17:38.880 --> 0:17:40.760 just it's weird. We were toward the back, but we 0:17:40.840 --> 0:17:43.680 were kind of like in a huddle, like like a 0:17:43.800 --> 0:17:46.560 football huddle. Getting ready to discuss the next play, and 0:17:46.640 --> 0:17:49.000 I'm like sitting there, like, why are we all doing this? 0:17:49.119 --> 0:17:51.280 Is terrible? I'm like, you don't do that. There was 0:17:51.400 --> 0:17:53.720 more concern with the chairs than the dead lady in 0:17:53.720 --> 0:17:58.600 the front of the room. Is a problem. People are like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 0:17:59.080 --> 0:18:02.280 The biggest tragedy here is not the the fact that 0:18:02.320 --> 0:18:05.840 woman passed away. The biggest tragedy is the chairs not 0:18:06.000 --> 0:18:10.000 facing front forward that face. You're sitting there like you're 0:18:10.000 --> 0:18:12.720 watching a movie. Nothing's happening. What do you need to 0:18:12.720 --> 0:18:16.800 face phone for? Nothing's going on. I there's a silent movie. 0:18:16.920 --> 0:18:18.680 And it's it's a photograph, is what it is. Some 0:18:18.880 --> 0:18:22.240 members of our show decided to move the chairs around 0:18:22.320 --> 0:18:25.840 and start facing facing away from the front. And as 0:18:25.880 --> 0:18:28.680 I said, and it's maybe it's poorly put, but the 0:18:28.800 --> 0:18:30.879 main attraction is at the front, and you get your 0:18:30.920 --> 0:18:33.320 back turned toward that. That's not cool. I think that's 0:18:33.359 --> 0:18:35.600 the main attraction. We don't know the lady. It's this. 0:18:35.920 --> 0:18:38.200 I'm sure she was a wonderful woman, but it's just 0:18:38.400 --> 0:18:41.399 weird hearing her post post life. It's just weird. No, 0:18:41.560 --> 0:18:43.960 I'm not And then and then and then other people. 0:18:44.040 --> 0:18:46.320 You know, you know the phone people bring the phones in. 0:18:46.440 --> 0:18:47.679 I think if you're gonna use your phone, you got 0:18:47.760 --> 0:18:49.600 to step out of the room. You can't and use 0:18:49.640 --> 0:18:51.440 my phone. Now I'm not using the phone. Now that's tacky. 0:18:51.520 --> 0:18:53.359 Oh that's where you draw the line. Huh, that's what 0:18:53.520 --> 0:18:55.520 you drew. One guy was placing bets. He was on 0:18:56.080 --> 0:18:58.880 a draft Kings or sports bet and he was making 0:18:58.920 --> 0:19:01.880 He said, dude, I'm doing Paul laying. He was Paul 0:19:01.960 --> 0:19:04.560 laying at a wake. You can't parlay it awake. Yeah, 0:19:05.119 --> 0:19:06.760 then there's no one. Dude looked like Aaron Judge from 0:19:06.760 --> 0:19:09.760 the Yankees. Did you see him? Yeah? I did. Yeah. Well, 0:19:09.840 --> 0:19:12.359 before I get to what bothered me, that the second 0:19:12.400 --> 0:19:16.320 thing that bothered me. Yeah, scary says, uh, listen, I'm 0:19:16.320 --> 0:19:18.800 gonna go. Robin and I having dinner to be or 0:19:18.920 --> 0:19:21.040 byob We got to pick up a bottle liquor. We 0:19:21.160 --> 0:19:23.800 have an Italian food. I said, Okay, he's like I'm leaving. 0:19:23.840 --> 0:19:24.960 I said, well, you know what, I got a shirt 0:19:24.960 --> 0:19:26.720 in my car to give to Greg T. I got 0:19:26.760 --> 0:19:29.159 an old see one hundred Greg T shirt if you 0:19:29.160 --> 0:19:30.480 want to give it to him. I got my car. 0:19:31.160 --> 0:19:34.240 He says. Yeah. Now, Scary was supposed to bring something 0:19:34.280 --> 0:19:37.000 to me, weren't you, Scary? I was. I have a 0:19:37.119 --> 0:19:39.240 shirt from a listener here that's been sitting here for 0:19:39.320 --> 0:19:41.760 three months that I write, Yeah, And I texted Scary 0:19:41.760 --> 0:19:43.920 and I said, hey, bring the shirt. I'll bring the 0:19:44.000 --> 0:19:47.040 shirt for Greg fatigue, and you bring the shirt from 0:19:47.080 --> 0:19:50.080 the listener. He goes absolutely. I texted him fifteen minutes 0:19:50.119 --> 0:19:53.359 before he left. Okay, okay, he didn't bring it. I 0:19:53.440 --> 0:19:56.080 forgot because Scary is leaving and going to dinner. We 0:19:56.160 --> 0:19:58.240 had already been there like two and a half hours, right, 0:19:58.800 --> 0:20:01.480 And I said, oh, you know what, I'll uh, I'll 0:20:01.560 --> 0:20:05.120 say my goodbyes. I'll get my condolences to our friend 0:20:05.800 --> 0:20:08.960 and who's a woman, and we're gonna call her Mary 0:20:09.000 --> 0:20:10.400 for the sake of this, because I need to say 0:20:10.400 --> 0:20:12.639 a name later. We used to call him Mary. And 0:20:14.320 --> 0:20:17.359 he's Scary never left. I got done with the thing 0:20:17.400 --> 0:20:20.240 that bothered me. My condolences. Yeah, and he was supposed 0:20:20.240 --> 0:20:22.560 to be fresh, relieved and like everyone's standing waiting for him, 0:20:22.600 --> 0:20:25.520 and he's saying goodbye to everybody in the place. Yeah, 0:20:25.840 --> 0:20:28.720 people barely knew. Oh yeah, what's your name again. Oh yeah, 0:20:29.080 --> 0:20:32.480 seeing you. I'm a bad goodbyer. I'm the worst. I'm 0:20:32.520 --> 0:20:34.800 the worst goodbyer. I have to think aboute everybody in 0:20:34.840 --> 0:20:37.639 the room. It's like almost like OCD. He went and 0:20:37.640 --> 0:20:40.200 shook hands with them, but they passed away. Person. That's 0:20:40.240 --> 0:20:42.840 not right, you're terrible, that's all, okay. So I want 0:20:42.880 --> 0:20:45.640 to get my condolences to the to the our female friend, 0:20:45.680 --> 0:20:49.280 we'll call him Mary. And you know, all the seats 0:20:49.320 --> 0:20:51.320 are in the middle, so there's the left aisle to 0:20:51.400 --> 0:20:53.399 walk up to the front and the right aisle on 0:20:53.520 --> 0:20:56.439 the side before we'll get to that. On the entrance, 0:20:56.520 --> 0:20:59.520 it's pretty easy because everyone stands in the line and 0:20:59.560 --> 0:21:02.720 everybody whoever first come first served. So you stand in 0:21:02.800 --> 0:21:05.200 the line, you wait to greet to you greet, the 0:21:05.400 --> 0:21:07.800 doors open, everybody goes in and you walk in one 0:21:07.880 --> 0:21:10.200 at a time, and then you say you know, your condolences, 0:21:10.240 --> 0:21:12.760 and then to the person the family, I'm sorry if 0:21:12.760 --> 0:21:14.439 you're lost, and maybe you go over to the casket, 0:21:14.520 --> 0:21:16.159 maybe you don't and you skip that and then you 0:21:16.200 --> 0:21:20.800 go to the back whatever. But obviously is there even 0:21:20.920 --> 0:21:24.720 a rule for believing? Problem? That's the problem believing part 0:21:25.359 --> 0:21:28.080 If if you're coming up one of the two aisles. 0:21:28.920 --> 0:21:31.359 You can either like get in one line or alternate. 0:21:32.000 --> 0:21:34.320 But at the front of the room was a side 0:21:34.480 --> 0:21:38.399 entrance where people would come in. So I walk up 0:21:38.440 --> 0:21:40.200 to say goodbye to Mary. Then I'm in. I'm in 0:21:40.240 --> 0:21:43.280 the left lane and I'm I'm third in the lane 0:21:43.320 --> 0:21:46.480 to say goodbye, and people are saying goodbye, Oh, Mary, 0:21:46.520 --> 0:21:48.320 I'm so sorry to give her a big hog thanks 0:21:48.359 --> 0:21:53.040 for coming. Oh he's a beautiful Then the second one 0:21:53.160 --> 0:21:55.879 goes and it's my turn. I'm next. The problem is 0:21:56.000 --> 0:21:58.240 is also people trying to say hello at the same 0:21:58.320 --> 0:22:01.320 time that you want to say goodbye. Right, I'm gonna 0:22:01.320 --> 0:22:03.840 tell the story, you fuck. So as I'm trying to 0:22:03.840 --> 0:22:06.040 say goodbye to give my condolences because now it's been 0:22:06.119 --> 0:22:08.359 so busy, I haven't even said hello to her. She 0:22:08.400 --> 0:22:09.960 doesn't even know I'm there, not that she you know, 0:22:10.000 --> 0:22:12.800 it's not you hello, you just want to do the hello. 0:22:12.840 --> 0:22:14.600 Because there were like ten people around her when I 0:22:14.640 --> 0:22:16.200 walked in. So I went in the back and I 0:22:16.280 --> 0:22:18.639 talked to my You guys, so you're gonna say goodbye 0:22:18.640 --> 0:22:20.520 hello at the same time you say hello and goodbye, 0:22:20.560 --> 0:22:23.440 I say you say goodbye, and I say hello. I 0:22:23.520 --> 0:22:26.639 was in New that right, Hello goodbye. Yeah. So as 0:22:26.720 --> 0:22:29.280 I'm going up, I'm next, all of a sudden, I 0:22:29.359 --> 0:22:33.960 hear from the side Mary, Oh my god, I'm so sorry, 0:22:34.800 --> 0:22:37.679 and some old couple comes in and they hug her 0:22:37.760 --> 0:22:41.119 and they get okay, Now I'm next. The problem is 0:22:41.359 --> 0:22:44.360 Mary is now facing to her left, my right. She's 0:22:44.600 --> 0:22:46.679 she's looking at the other lane, and you're coming from 0:22:46.720 --> 0:22:48.200 the other side. Right now, people are going up the 0:22:48.280 --> 0:22:50.879 right lane. I'm next on the left lane, and they're like, 0:22:51.160 --> 0:22:54.840 oh Mary, goodbye. I'm I'm so sorry. She's hugging them. 0:22:55.840 --> 0:22:59.439 So I'm standing there and he's motioned by, like Brodie's 0:22:59.480 --> 0:23:01.280 motioning to I'm in the back of the room, and 0:23:01.320 --> 0:23:03.400 he's like giving me that look like what the fuck 0:23:04.200 --> 0:23:06.800 staring at me? So throw his hands up. Now she's 0:23:06.840 --> 0:23:10.000 talking to somebody like for like five minutes. So no problem. 0:23:10.359 --> 0:23:12.400 I go to the back. I goes scared. Listen, I'm 0:23:12.440 --> 0:23:16.239 getting I'm getting condolence blocked. I'm getting condolence blocked. Every 0:23:16.280 --> 0:23:17.920 time I try to get my condolen somebody cuts in 0:23:17.960 --> 0:23:20.760 front of me. I'm getting condolence blocked. Yeah, he's well, 0:23:20.800 --> 0:23:23.040 go back it looks like it's slowing down now, I said, okay, 0:23:23.880 --> 0:23:25.480 So I go back to my spot. I'm first and 0:23:25.560 --> 0:23:29.840 longing again. I'm second in line. Sorry. Somebody goes and 0:23:30.000 --> 0:23:32.920 gives it the hug goodbye. And then somebody else comes 0:23:33.000 --> 0:23:36.160 around me who was good friends with the person who's 0:23:36.200 --> 0:23:39.040 hugging her and cuts me off again. So then I 0:23:39.160 --> 0:23:41.280 turned back and Gandhi's like, I'll be right there, I'll 0:23:41.280 --> 0:23:44.600 help you. So Gandhi comes. She comes walking up the 0:23:44.680 --> 0:23:47.320 left aisle. I said, Gandhi, because I'll make sure nobody 0:23:47.359 --> 0:23:49.160 cuts you. I go, Gandhi, I know you. You're gonna 0:23:49.200 --> 0:23:51.240 cut me. No, I'm not gonna cut you. I'm gonna block. 0:23:51.320 --> 0:23:53.600 I'm gonna block around you so no one can get 0:23:53.640 --> 0:23:56.879 in front of you again. Exactly great. So Ganhi stands 0:23:56.920 --> 0:23:59.239 to my left shes, Brody, now's your chance. As soon 0:23:59.280 --> 0:24:03.800 as she turns, you go. Mary turns around and goes, oh, Gandhi, 0:24:04.920 --> 0:24:08.119 he is Gandhi. Gandhi goes and she condolence blocks me. 0:24:08.560 --> 0:24:11.399 And as she's doing it, she looks back and goes, sorry, Brody, 0:24:11.640 --> 0:24:14.399 and she goes and co condolence blocks me. It was 0:24:14.520 --> 0:24:17.920 three more people before I could get into saygabye. That's scary. 0:24:18.000 --> 0:24:21.600 Still hadn't finished saying goodbye to everybody else. Hah, don't 0:24:21.720 --> 0:24:24.480 condolence block And the whole time, I'm thinking, I need 0:24:24.560 --> 0:24:27.240 my Larry David, curb your enthusiasm music, because this is 0:24:27.320 --> 0:24:30.200 a perfect, perfect time. Play the music, Scary, play the 0:24:30.240 --> 0:24:33.720 curby enthusiasm. I just want to say goodbye to Mary. 0:24:34.160 --> 0:24:36.840 I've done Mary like twenty years. I want to pay 0:24:36.960 --> 0:24:38.639 my respect. I want to tell I care about her. 0:24:38.880 --> 0:24:41.119 I want to give her a hug. But no I 0:24:41.200 --> 0:24:44.720 can't because everybody's not Mary. What's Mary? I want to 0:24:44.760 --> 0:24:48.520 think about the Mary. Little old Italian ladies, Irish people 0:24:48.560 --> 0:24:50.920 are all coming over. I can't say goodbye to Mary. 0:24:51.800 --> 0:24:54.840 It took me fifteen minutes singabye to Mary and the 0:24:54.920 --> 0:24:58.120 whole time, and in a minute I get to hug Mary. 0:24:58.600 --> 0:25:00.639 There's people giving me looks like hurry up. I want 0:25:00.680 --> 0:25:03.440 to say goodbye to Mary. No, it's my turn. You 0:25:03.480 --> 0:25:07.080 don't get to interrupt me. I get my moment. So 0:25:07.200 --> 0:25:10.600 I went to the side finally, and Scary still saying goodbye. 0:25:12.800 --> 0:25:15.520 I'm the worst, the worst. I can't leave because I've 0:25:15.560 --> 0:25:17.600 got the shirt in the car and he's got nothing 0:25:17.640 --> 0:25:19.320 for me. So if you're the person who gave me 0:25:19.359 --> 0:25:22.480 the shirt, I appreciate it. But Scary has still not 0:25:22.600 --> 0:25:25.160 gotten it to me, you know. And at the same time, 0:25:25.640 --> 0:25:29.160 we were headed out to dinner, which it's so unfortunate 0:25:29.240 --> 0:25:31.720 you couldn't join us. Yeah, but I wanted, you know, 0:25:31.760 --> 0:25:33.440 I wanted you to come with us. Bro, Can I 0:25:33.440 --> 0:25:36.920 address that too? What I want to address that you 0:25:36.960 --> 0:25:39.240 want to Yeah, I'm gona address that too. Thank you 0:25:39.320 --> 0:25:42.960 for reminding me, so, Scary says to me earlier in 0:25:43.000 --> 0:25:46.040 the night. What are you doing tonight, I says, Scary, Listen. 0:25:46.119 --> 0:25:48.880 You know I'm in the process of moving. I've got 0:25:49.280 --> 0:25:51.200 a day left to get the rest of this stuff 0:25:51.200 --> 0:25:53.919 out of my house. I'm gonna be working all night 0:25:54.000 --> 0:25:57.399 tonight driving my stuff from from my my house and 0:25:57.480 --> 0:25:58.879 by the way, slices, I'll fill you in all the 0:25:58.920 --> 0:26:01.640 details on the house. That's all the horrible real estate, 0:26:02.440 --> 0:26:05.800 the buyer stories, and follow that, I'll make it a 0:26:05.840 --> 0:26:08.920 whole thing. But for right now, I was like, Scary, listen, 0:26:09.000 --> 0:26:12.240 my night's fucked. I ended up until two thirty in 0:26:12.240 --> 0:26:14.440 the morning driving stuff from the old place to the 0:26:14.480 --> 0:26:16.640 new place because I didn't move that far. I said, 0:26:17.160 --> 0:26:20.679 I'm exhausted, my back hurts, I'm dying, so Scary already 0:26:20.800 --> 0:26:24.040 knew what I was doing that night. He goes, hey, Brody, 0:26:24.040 --> 0:26:26.640 you want to go to dinner. That's scary. I'm I'm 0:26:26.720 --> 0:26:30.119 swamped moving stuff out of my house. All right, I forgot, No, 0:26:30.240 --> 0:26:33.000 you didn't forget. Scary wanted credit for inviting me to 0:26:33.440 --> 0:26:35.720 I just knowing I couldn't go. If I'm going to 0:26:35.760 --> 0:26:38.960 be completely honest with the slices, I just wanted to 0:26:39.000 --> 0:26:42.240 give credit. I just wanted the credit, right, Yeah, because 0:26:42.280 --> 0:26:44.840 I knew you weren't coming. And guess what, had you 0:26:45.280 --> 0:26:47.639 came with us, you would have come, Because had you 0:26:47.720 --> 0:26:49.679 come with us, you would have caused a shit storm 0:26:50.040 --> 0:26:53.000 because of the whole splitting the check seven ways thing. 0:26:53.480 --> 0:26:56.360 And I didn't have the bar with it was bring 0:26:56.480 --> 0:26:57.960 your own, so I wasn't gonna be paying for anybody 0:26:57.960 --> 0:27:00.719 else's alcohol. I would have been fine with that. Yeah, well, 0:27:00.720 --> 0:27:03.119 I don't mind splitting the check if it's fair and retrospect, 0:27:03.280 --> 0:27:05.800 it was you joyed to meet to dinner knowing I 0:27:05.880 --> 0:27:09.120 couldn't go, but I still got the credit. I'm mister 0:27:09.200 --> 0:27:11.800 nice credit. You got the credit. For a second when 0:27:11.800 --> 0:27:13.520 I went scared, that's very nice, thank you very much. 0:27:13.640 --> 0:27:14.879 And then I dawned on me what you did, and 0:27:14.920 --> 0:27:16.520 I was like, fuck you scared. You know I'm busy tonight. 0:27:16.560 --> 0:27:20.320 You started laughing. You don't get credit. Fuck you? Come on, 0:27:20.440 --> 0:27:25.520 I get credit with Scary and Rodi. Can we stay 0:27:25.560 --> 0:27:30.399 on the funeral tip and we can? Not a weird story. 0:27:30.480 --> 0:27:32.639 I need your opinion because I know you. I know 0:27:32.720 --> 0:27:34.680 when you hear the story, you're gonna think you know 0:27:34.800 --> 0:27:37.320 my opinion. So I want to tell you the story. 0:27:37.680 --> 0:27:39.040 It was on the news about a week and a 0:27:39.040 --> 0:27:44.440 half ago. A woman in England went on a site 0:27:44.640 --> 0:27:49.760 like mccaary or one of those non eBay sites, but 0:27:49.880 --> 0:27:54.320 the equivalent in England, and she was selling a whole 0:27:54.400 --> 0:28:00.200 lot of flowers flower arrangements, and so the per soon 0:28:00.240 --> 0:28:02.800 reached out to her and said, why are you selling 0:28:02.840 --> 0:28:06.160 all these flowers and flower arrangements and bouquets and everything? Yeah, 0:28:06.600 --> 0:28:09.320 you know, like I'm interested, I need them? What do 0:28:09.400 --> 0:28:11.920 you Why do you have all these flowers? Are you flourished? 0:28:12.400 --> 0:28:15.760 Just no, it's from my mother's funeral and I'm selling 0:28:15.760 --> 0:28:17.760 all the flowers. We didn't need them. After the funeral. 0:28:17.880 --> 0:28:20.280 So yeah, they all still look great. So I'm trying 0:28:20.280 --> 0:28:23.640 to make a little money off it. It's going to waste. 0:28:23.640 --> 0:28:25.840 They're gonna throw them out anyway. I don't know, man, 0:28:26.560 --> 0:28:30.000 I call that being an entrepreneur. So you're fine with that, 0:28:30.280 --> 0:28:33.879 I'm I mean, after the fact, they're gonna go in 0:28:33.960 --> 0:28:36.360 the garbage. Everything goes in the garbage. I saw firsthand 0:28:36.440 --> 0:28:38.800 what happened to all the flowers. We had more flowers 0:28:38.800 --> 0:28:40.880 than a florist at our funeral home for my mom, 0:28:41.360 --> 0:28:44.960 and I couldn't believe how much waste there was there. 0:28:45.120 --> 0:28:48.920 It all went in the trash. It's sad you only 0:28:49.040 --> 0:28:50.680 take so much. And then the rest of the brough 0:28:50.760 --> 0:28:52.479 I brought flowers. I don't even think you saw them, 0:28:52.560 --> 0:28:54.200 No I did. I saw them. They were on the table, 0:28:54.240 --> 0:28:56.120 they were beautiful, they were staying. They're in the trash. Now, 0:28:57.160 --> 0:28:59.840 well they don't planted them, they farm give them a 0:28:59.840 --> 0:29:03.600 new home. I don't know, man, I so you okay? 0:29:03.680 --> 0:29:05.400 So So if you had time, would you have tried 0:29:05.440 --> 0:29:07.640 to sell them? If somebody said, like, nah, I don't 0:29:07.680 --> 0:29:10.360 have the bandwidth. But if somebody has the time to 0:29:10.440 --> 0:29:13.640 sell them, sell them, then somebody will take them home 0:29:14.240 --> 0:29:16.080 and they will make they'll make the best of them, 0:29:16.120 --> 0:29:18.760 and they'll probably you know, make them, they'll try and 0:29:18.920 --> 0:29:22.240 keep them alive. I don't have a problem with it. Like, so, 0:29:22.360 --> 0:29:24.400 who's gonna buy a wall of flowers? Somebody, I guess 0:29:24.840 --> 0:29:27.240 I get I've set that iHeart wall offlower. That was huge. 0:29:27.280 --> 0:29:30.360 You can't then a call. Yeah, well, let me ask you. 0:29:30.360 --> 0:29:33.280 Guess if somebody said to you before the funeral, hey, uh, 0:29:34.080 --> 0:29:37.120 I can get you secondhand flowers. They were used for 0:29:37.160 --> 0:29:40.120 about forty five minutes this morning. You can have them 0:29:40.160 --> 0:29:42.959 all for like a third of the price. Loaded up, 0:29:42.960 --> 0:29:45.840 Load up the funeral home, load it up. Maybe start 0:29:45.880 --> 0:29:48.640 a business like uber flower where people look at hand flowers, 0:29:48.960 --> 0:29:51.840 second hand flowers. If people will deliver flowers like on 0:29:51.960 --> 0:29:55.120 the spot, buy sell, Hey, I can get them to 0:29:55.120 --> 0:29:57.000 your By one o'clock, we're still there's still people crying. 0:29:57.040 --> 0:29:58.680 I'm gonna wait till they finished crying. We'll get them 0:29:58.680 --> 0:30:02.080 out and crush out the name on the the sympathy card. Well, no, 0:30:02.280 --> 0:30:06.840 but write a new card. Yeah, yeah, second half flowers 0:30:06.880 --> 0:30:08.480 that they haven't been used. They've just been sitting now 0:30:08.520 --> 0:30:14.360 for a little while. Would you buy him? We've We've 0:30:14.400 --> 0:30:17.120 bought worse. We've bought gas station flowers before. Who knows 0:30:17.120 --> 0:30:19.560 where hell they came from. I don't think they came 0:30:19.560 --> 0:30:23.600 from a funeral, do you? No? Oh? Wait, you think no? Anyway? 0:30:23.960 --> 0:30:24.040 Did? 0:30:24.160 --> 0:30:25.920 By the way, was your does? Does your wife? Is 0:30:25.960 --> 0:30:29.880 she okay with gas station flowers? Who the hell's calling me? 0:30:31.440 --> 0:30:33.200 Is that my wife answered that question? That's my father. 0:30:33.360 --> 0:30:36.320 My father's calling me. Tony's calling me. Oh oh, I 0:30:36.440 --> 0:30:38.000 was talking about his speedo. Go and get him on, 0:30:38.480 --> 0:30:41.680 but uh no, I don't know if he's ready for that. 0:30:41.920 --> 0:30:45.520 Let me you want to book a boys podcast? No, no, 0:30:45.880 --> 0:30:48.160 let me just tell him. I'll call you back, but 0:30:48.320 --> 0:30:50.000 talk to him. I just I just texted him. All right, 0:30:50.000 --> 0:30:51.760 I'll call you later. We're in the middle of the podcast. 0:30:52.000 --> 0:30:54.640 I can't your father as a character. I know, but 0:30:54.800 --> 0:30:57.000 I know, but we we have seventeen things to cover, 0:30:57.040 --> 0:30:58.720 and I don't know if he's ready. If he's ready, 0:30:58.720 --> 0:31:00.320 I want to ask your father if would have the 0:31:00.480 --> 0:31:03.440 second hand fl No, I'm talking to you. Don't talk 0:31:03.480 --> 0:31:08.040 to my dad about that stuff. Crazy. Hey, what's he's 0:31:08.040 --> 0:31:10.160 the guy who's the last guy to be fancy? Let 0:31:10.200 --> 0:31:13.040 me always yells at you for being fancy. Yeah, although 0:31:13.040 --> 0:31:16.000 I bet your father knows po black topical means probably. 0:31:16.520 --> 0:31:19.280 So I got a question for you. This is this 0:31:19.520 --> 0:31:22.360 bothered the hell out of me. A brand new whole 0:31:22.400 --> 0:31:25.720 Food's opened in Jersey City, right because I used to 0:31:25.760 --> 0:31:27.760 have to go far away for one. Now one open 0:31:27.840 --> 0:31:31.239 ten blocks for me. You drive right in and they 0:31:31.440 --> 0:31:36.040 there's a sign that says, hey, park here, and it's 0:31:36.240 --> 0:31:41.719 you know, it really says buy something for twenty dollars, 0:31:41.960 --> 0:31:45.360 show over receipt and you park for free. Oh how 0:31:45.440 --> 0:31:48.160 much is parking? Well otherwise it's like, you know, it's 0:31:48.280 --> 0:31:51.520 like eight dollars and then fifteen by the hour. Here 0:31:52.600 --> 0:31:54.280 is it their parking lot? Or they make you park 0:31:54.320 --> 0:31:56.640 on the street. Well, you see, Brody, I live, I 0:31:56.760 --> 0:31:59.920 live in an area pooh poosi. No, no, no, no, 0:32:01.120 --> 0:32:02.880 I have to how do I even how do I 0:32:02.960 --> 0:32:06.480 even go about this? No parking permit? No no, no, 0:32:06.840 --> 0:32:08.960 no no. Let me explain this because I have to 0:32:08.960 --> 0:32:12.280 paint the picture because most people listening don't have the 0:32:12.320 --> 0:32:15.360 situation of urban living where I live in those in 0:32:15.440 --> 0:32:19.720 the area that's so crowded. So where we live, I 0:32:19.880 --> 0:32:21.840 just had a money making idea. Go on, remind me 0:32:22.360 --> 0:32:26.160 where we live in this area, it's so crowded that 0:32:26.320 --> 0:32:29.240 how crowded is it? Well that even at places like 0:32:29.360 --> 0:32:34.280 the grocery stores, they have parking in these buildings that 0:32:34.400 --> 0:32:36.920 don't belong to them. They don't they don't own, there's 0:32:36.960 --> 0:32:40.000 no lots. We have to valid parking. Yes, you got 0:32:40.120 --> 0:32:42.840 to get it validated. So I was parking in a 0:32:42.920 --> 0:32:46.920 parking garage that Whole Foods uses, but they don't own 0:32:46.960 --> 0:32:49.280 the garage. They just own their own Whole Foods. But 0:32:49.840 --> 0:32:53.800 if you show them twenty dollars worth of receipts, you 0:32:53.880 --> 0:32:57.320 could park up there for like ninety minutes. Here's my issue. Ready, 0:32:58.040 --> 0:33:02.520 I did a major, major shopping shopping spree because I 0:33:02.600 --> 0:33:05.080 needed food because I was coming back from vacation. So 0:33:05.320 --> 0:33:08.480 I was in that fucking Whole Foods for over two hours. 0:33:08.960 --> 0:33:12.040 That's that's hold. I spent a lot of money in 0:33:12.080 --> 0:33:13.640 that Whole Foods that day. I had to fill my 0:33:13.720 --> 0:33:16.640 fridge was empty and I had to fill it. So 0:33:17.560 --> 0:33:20.040 I come out, I go to the you know, the 0:33:20.120 --> 0:33:23.240 lady gives me the redemption for parking. I go to 0:33:23.280 --> 0:33:28.560 the park pay it and she's like, oh, eight dollars please, 0:33:29.280 --> 0:33:33.400 and I'm like what they're like. Yeah, the free parking 0:33:33.480 --> 0:33:37.040 only covers you up to ninety minutes. You may Whole 0:33:37.040 --> 0:33:39.280 Foods more than ninety minutes, as I said, I was 0:33:39.320 --> 0:33:42.240 there for you don't have a checklist for two hours. Holy, 0:33:42.600 --> 0:33:46.360 but hold on, why the fuck am I getting punished 0:33:47.440 --> 0:33:50.760 for spending more time and more money? Because it makes 0:33:50.880 --> 0:33:54.880 no sense. It's a nine twenty dollars and twenty times. 0:33:56.160 --> 0:33:59.600 The more time I spend in Whole Foods, the more 0:33:59.680 --> 0:34:02.959 money I'm gonna spend. Obviously, since you left after an 0:34:03.000 --> 0:34:05.520 hour and come back and finish shopping, you would have 0:34:05.560 --> 0:34:09.040 been free parking. Yes, but that's not the issue. The 0:34:09.200 --> 0:34:12.200 issue is if someone's getting it going on a major 0:34:12.280 --> 0:34:15.399 grocery run and they got to spend two hours, three 0:34:15.440 --> 0:34:19.239 hours at the grocery store, their chances are they're gonna 0:34:19.280 --> 0:34:22.880 spend crazy money at that store. So then why the 0:34:22.960 --> 0:34:25.840 fuck am I getting punished and penalized now that I 0:34:25.960 --> 0:34:28.360 have to pay eight dollars for going over the ninety minutes? 0:34:28.800 --> 0:34:31.719 To me, it's like it should be free and they 0:34:31.840 --> 0:34:35.799 call them asshole foods. Fuck's that wrong? It is wrong. 0:34:35.920 --> 0:34:37.160 Did you ask to speak to a manager? 0:34:37.880 --> 0:34:37.920 No? 0:34:38.080 --> 0:34:40.680 Because the people who own the parking lot is not 0:34:40.800 --> 0:34:43.359 whole foods. Their in lies should take eight dollars off 0:34:43.400 --> 0:34:46.520 your bill out damn straight, they should whole food Whole 0:34:46.560 --> 0:34:49.400 Foods shouldn't be covering you for ninety minutes. They should 0:34:49.440 --> 0:34:52.800 be covering you for two three hours. The longer you 0:34:53.000 --> 0:34:54.680 the longer you spend in the whole foods, the more 0:34:54.680 --> 0:34:57.759 money you're spending. Therefore, parking should definitely be free. But 0:34:57.880 --> 0:35:01.759 instead I got you have spend twenty dollars, you get 0:35:01.760 --> 0:35:03.040 an hour and a half. Did you know it was 0:35:03.040 --> 0:35:05.000 an hour and a half by the way, No, there 0:35:05.120 --> 0:35:07.960 was any signs that said there might have been. But 0:35:08.120 --> 0:35:11.279 the thing is, I look, let's just say there was 0:35:11.320 --> 0:35:12.800 a sign. If there was a sign, I would have 0:35:12.880 --> 0:35:15.719 probably been pulled a slick move like you and let 0:35:15.840 --> 0:35:18.640 left after the ninety minutes and then come came back in, 0:35:18.840 --> 0:35:21.839 circled around. And here's here's what I what I would say. 0:35:22.560 --> 0:35:28.200 They should have tiered comparking, tiered validation. In other words, 0:35:28.400 --> 0:35:29.880 if you spend twenty dollars, you get an hour and 0:35:29.880 --> 0:35:32.040 a half, but if you spend one hundred dollars or 0:35:32.080 --> 0:35:34.640 two hundred dollars, you get unlimited, or you get four 0:35:34.719 --> 0:35:38.680 hours right. It should be by It should be by spend, 0:35:38.840 --> 0:35:41.160 not by time. You should have gone to customer service 0:35:41.239 --> 0:35:44.800 immediately and said this is unacceptable. See that's the difference 0:35:44.800 --> 0:35:47.279 between you and returned everything but twenty dollars. That's the 0:35:47.320 --> 0:35:49.360 difference between you and me. We don't. I just I 0:35:49.440 --> 0:35:52.160 wasn't gonna quibble over it. I already have had groceres 0:35:52.200 --> 0:35:55.200 in my car, my slices. Use the iHeartRadio app, hit 0:35:55.239 --> 0:35:57.120 the talk back feature. Let us know what you would 0:35:57.120 --> 0:35:58.520 have done. Would you have just sucked it up and 0:35:58.560 --> 0:36:01.239 paid the parking for Keep in mind, I'm coming off 0:36:01.280 --> 0:36:03.720 of out of a parking lot that's all twisty in turney, 0:36:03.960 --> 0:36:05.560 and I was on the fourth floor and now I'm 0:36:05.560 --> 0:36:08.680 outside in the frigging you know, I already made the turnout. 0:36:09.200 --> 0:36:11.960 My my, my frozen stuff was melting, melting. I had 0:36:11.960 --> 0:36:13.799 eggs in the car, I had meat. I don't want 0:36:13.880 --> 0:36:15.400 something you did to find out until you at the 0:36:15.520 --> 0:36:17.759 at the arm going up. Yes, at the very end, 0:36:17.840 --> 0:36:20.040 I thought this was the cashier grocery. No, no, no 0:36:20.280 --> 0:36:24.279 groceries in the car. Driving out, you get to the arm, 0:36:24.600 --> 0:36:28.200 the lady takes the money, she scans the fucking uh 0:36:28.440 --> 0:36:31.880 the redemption and she goes eight dollars. Please, Oh you 0:36:31.920 --> 0:36:34.560 got balked. Of course I did, at least at least 0:36:34.600 --> 0:36:38.719 charge you four something. You got dick. You should go. 0:36:38.760 --> 0:36:40.960 You should take your seat and go to Whole Foods 0:36:40.960 --> 0:36:43.840 and complain to get your money back. And then I 0:36:43.960 --> 0:36:47.160 got dicked on this fucking peanut butter. They charged me. Whoa, 0:36:47.200 --> 0:36:50.440 whoa is there a dog involved? They got me this 0:36:50.920 --> 0:36:54.640 once once again. Fucking you put peanut butter on your 0:36:54.680 --> 0:36:56.719 dick that the dogs go crazy from what I've heard, 0:36:56.760 --> 0:36:59.719 from what you've heard, Yeah, that's not You don't know firsthand. 0:37:00.000 --> 0:37:02.000 Friend of yours told you, right, I know firsthand. I 0:37:02.040 --> 0:37:04.560 don't know dog hand. Oh well, I'll tell you this 0:37:05.680 --> 0:37:09.960 once again. Organic peanut butter make difference. They charged me 0:37:10.080 --> 0:37:14.480 twenty three ninety nine. Now peanut but now here's the 0:37:14.520 --> 0:37:17.439 best part. I eat the worst food all year except 0:37:17.480 --> 0:37:21.719 for first quarter. Scary. I googled it. Now it's expensive, 0:37:22.320 --> 0:37:25.360 But it's expensive. It's it's eleven ninety nine expensive, not 0:37:25.560 --> 0:37:28.400 twenty three ninety nine. So now here I am with 0:37:28.600 --> 0:37:31.720 the rear pan. Come home with you. I have the receipt. 0:37:33.000 --> 0:37:35.359 It's got to be a mistake. You could have bought 0:37:35.360 --> 0:37:39.920 a jar peanut butter gum free parking Brody twenty three 0:37:40.040 --> 0:37:42.040 ninety nine. I don't know what, So now what would 0:37:42.040 --> 0:37:44.680 Brody you do? Now I'm gonna I'm saving the city 0:37:44.680 --> 0:37:47.400 get back. Well, no, I didn't take it back, but 0:37:47.600 --> 0:37:49.200 I guess next time I go to Whole Foods, I'm 0:37:49.200 --> 0:37:52.640 gonna literally I have it. I have it circled. I'm like, hey, guys, 0:37:53.239 --> 0:37:55.320 you guys, you guys fucked me on this. Did you 0:37:55.400 --> 0:37:56.480 go on the app and see how much it is 0:37:56.520 --> 0:37:56.879 on the app? 0:37:57.760 --> 0:37:57.800 No? 0:37:58.160 --> 0:38:00.960 I probably should, but I googled it and Amazon's selling 0:38:01.000 --> 0:38:03.400 it for like eleven dollars or something. So open up 0:38:03.440 --> 0:38:05.480 the Amazon app and go to the food section. They 0:38:05.520 --> 0:38:09.480 may have overcharged you, or because Amazon charges different prices 0:38:09.560 --> 0:38:11.120 than the store does on a lot of things. Yeah, 0:38:11.239 --> 0:38:13.719 so that's why my brother, well, my brother told me. 0:38:14.320 --> 0:38:16.800 He said, there's a lot of stuff at Trader Joe's 0:38:16.880 --> 0:38:19.479 and at Whole Foods that if you go to find 0:38:19.520 --> 0:38:22.760 it in a local store in another area, the price 0:38:22.880 --> 0:38:27.239 is is is completely different, much marked down much. You know, 0:38:27.520 --> 0:38:31.680 it's a scambougie. It is a scambougie. That's a scamboogie. 0:38:31.680 --> 0:38:33.960 That's a new word. Write that down, hashtag scamboo scambougie 0:38:34.200 --> 0:38:37.040 because they know you'll pay a premium for it, because 0:38:37.080 --> 0:38:39.560 you're in Whole Foods. Yeah, but we've got you. There's 0:38:39.600 --> 0:38:41.640 a lot of there's a lot of products that they 0:38:41.719 --> 0:38:45.000 fucking do that. I don't know if the peanut butter 0:38:45.120 --> 0:38:46.520 was one of them. That had to be a mistake. 0:38:46.760 --> 0:38:48.920 There's no one knowing the whole case of peanut butter 0:38:48.960 --> 0:38:50.719 for twenty dollars. No one in their right mind would 0:38:50.719 --> 0:38:52.440 pay twenty three ds. So now I got another headache. 0:38:52.719 --> 0:38:55.000 So now I got two complaints. I gotta go to 0:38:55.080 --> 0:38:57.799 customer ship up, I gotta go to customer service. Now 0:38:58.239 --> 0:39:00.600 who watches the receipt? This is flying. I'm gonna make 0:39:00.640 --> 0:39:02.440 sure my soda bottles are on sale. I gotta make 0:39:02.480 --> 0:39:05.040 sure everything. Just because I tell you it's on sale 0:39:05.040 --> 0:39:08.120 doesn't mean the digital couplan it applied. Well, now now 0:39:08.320 --> 0:39:10.120 I have I have two gripes. When I go back there, 0:39:10.560 --> 0:39:14.239 the parking situation, customer service and this twenty three ninety 0:39:14.280 --> 0:39:16.920 nine peanut putter. How much they charge for seedless gripes? 0:39:17.600 --> 0:39:21.799 Like thirty dollars? What are you talking? By the way, 0:39:22.200 --> 0:39:23.919 I was at the Whole Foods today, which I mentioned 0:39:23.920 --> 0:39:26.680 about I couldn't get the US. Yes, yeah, I had 0:39:26.680 --> 0:39:29.200 a return stuff that King of frugal. I had a 0:39:29.280 --> 0:39:31.600 return stuff to Amazon. The Amazon return is it? The 0:39:31.640 --> 0:39:36.200 Whole Foods? Okay? Anyway? For years? For years, you walk 0:39:36.239 --> 0:39:38.520 into the Whole Foods and as soon as you walk 0:39:38.560 --> 0:39:42.359 in the exit, right, there's the table right there by 0:39:42.400 --> 0:39:45.040 the silverware that you can take for the food. Right 0:39:45.080 --> 0:39:46.960 there's the counter of Amazon. You're done. You walk in 0:39:47.040 --> 0:39:49.799 ten feet that you're done. Boom. I walk in. There's 0:39:49.840 --> 0:39:52.400 picnic tables there. Now like, where the fuck is the 0:39:52.440 --> 0:39:58.359 Amazon return? I'll sign nowhere? No signage, So I'm looking around. 0:39:58.400 --> 0:40:00.400 I'm looking around, and finally some girls s works there. 0:40:00.440 --> 0:40:01.759 She goes. You have to look on your face like 0:40:01.800 --> 0:40:04.120 you're looking for the Amazon return. Yeah. Just it's all 0:40:04.120 --> 0:40:06.520 the way back there in the fall corner. Did I 0:40:06.600 --> 0:40:09.160 miss a sign? No, there's no sign. I had to 0:40:09.160 --> 0:40:10.800 go all the way to back. I think it's a 0:40:10.920 --> 0:40:15.040 national branding thing, because that's exactly the situation at the 0:40:15.120 --> 0:40:17.480 one by me, the Whole Foods by me. The Amazon 0:40:17.600 --> 0:40:20.120 return is there on that level, but it looks like 0:40:20.160 --> 0:40:22.520 a fucking giant break room like a cafeteria, and like, 0:40:22.560 --> 0:40:24.359 what the fuck's going on? And people are sitting down 0:40:24.600 --> 0:40:26.960 it's like a cafe and people are eating and drinking there. 0:40:27.520 --> 0:40:29.560 But that there's also in the way back there's an 0:40:29.560 --> 0:40:32.080 Amazon return So I guess so behind the picnic tables 0:40:32.120 --> 0:40:33.760 all the way in the back. That's how they're building 0:40:33.840 --> 0:40:36.399 my returns, so I said. I said to the woman 0:40:36.400 --> 0:40:39.279 who worked there, I said, hey, I couldn't find this place, 0:40:39.360 --> 0:40:41.239 like I didn't know you moved it. Yeah, just oh 0:40:41.280 --> 0:40:44.920 there's a sign. Really, where's the sign? Oh yeah, I 0:40:44.960 --> 0:40:48.600 guess there should be a sign. There's no sign. Yeah, 0:40:49.560 --> 0:40:52.120 so fuck you. Whole Foods for me and for Skiy, yeah, 0:40:52.160 --> 0:40:54.240 both of us, unless you want to sponsor the podcast 0:40:54.680 --> 0:40:59.200 asshole Foods. Asshole food Is that the name of this 0:40:59.680 --> 0:41:01.880 ass w h o eli food that's the name of 0:41:01.920 --> 0:41:09.440 the podcast this episode as Whole Foods. Oh my god, No, 0:41:09.560 --> 0:41:12.560 we can't name it that. Why not? Oh dude, I'll 0:41:12.600 --> 0:41:15.080 never I'll never get a sponsorship from them again. If 0:41:15.120 --> 0:41:18.000 they advertise I would have one. No, but I I would. 0:41:18.000 --> 0:41:19.400 If you think one comes down the road and he 0:41:19.400 --> 0:41:22.080 starts amazingly, will be very nice to them. I love 0:41:22.120 --> 0:41:24.040 Whole foods, but they've not been good to You want 0:41:24.080 --> 0:41:28.480 me today? That's all foods. That's whole foods, whole paycheck foods. 0:41:30.200 --> 0:41:32.279 Did we just think of a title right here as 0:41:32.320 --> 0:41:33.799 we're in the middle of the pod. By the way, 0:41:33.840 --> 0:41:35.360 I don't know if anyone's ever called it that before, 0:41:35.400 --> 0:41:37.040 but that's what I just called it. It's not my head. 0:41:37.120 --> 0:41:41.839 That's all foods. That's Whole foods. In a minute, all right, 0:41:42.719 --> 0:41:47.680 it's the podcast. I never told I have traded Joe's 0:41:47.680 --> 0:41:49.560 that to be over. I'll spell trader t R A 0:41:49.719 --> 0:41:57.560 I t o R trade trade Joe's I'm ready. Uh 0:41:57.840 --> 0:42:00.920 so we never man, we went on vacation and we 0:42:01.560 --> 0:42:05.919 just left everybody well, left everybody high and dry. Def 0:42:06.000 --> 0:42:09.200 Leppard album, nineteen eighty one. Everyone needs time with their family. 0:42:09.719 --> 0:42:13.640 I I planned this, I talked about it. I I 0:42:13.840 --> 0:42:16.840 I followed through on the promise. It wasn't just promise. 0:42:18.239 --> 0:42:20.239 We had to take Butters, the racist dog. Did you 0:42:20.320 --> 0:42:23.200 know the Butters was was boarded up or somebody was 0:42:23.200 --> 0:42:25.680 watching Butters. He wasn't boarded up. They didn't take planks 0:42:25.719 --> 0:42:28.680 of wooden and stable them. Damn they get damaged during zone. 0:42:28.840 --> 0:42:30.320 They bought. Isn't that what they call it when you 0:42:30.440 --> 0:42:32.560 when you leave, you board the dog. You don't board 0:42:32.600 --> 0:42:34.560 the dog up. You brought up windows during a hurricane 0:42:34.640 --> 0:42:36.440 or right? Do I know? I don't have any pets. 0:42:36.680 --> 0:42:38.560 They don't board it up though they bought it up 0:42:38.560 --> 0:42:40.799 the dog. No, you don't board up the dog. Brought 0:42:40.880 --> 0:42:44.080 up means you put boards on it. Some fuck Michael 0:42:44.120 --> 0:42:49.600 McDonald is white amazing. Listen. So they boarded up the dog. 0:42:49.680 --> 0:42:54.240 We went to We went to dumb ass. We stayed 0:42:54.239 --> 0:42:57.520 at COSTAA Campo in the Dominican Republican. Okay, Campo, can 0:42:57.560 --> 0:42:59.960 I address every Yeah? Yeah, you fucking you let me 0:43:00.200 --> 0:43:02.399 down a rabbit hole. You said it in that house 0:43:02.480 --> 0:43:07.800 of evil, and it does it. It means farmhouse. Thank you, slices. 0:43:10.520 --> 0:43:12.120 I tell you, I'm not going to mention any names, 0:43:12.480 --> 0:43:14.840 but two slices told me, hey, we looked it up. 0:43:14.880 --> 0:43:17.120 You weren't right. It's actually a house of whatever you 0:43:17.239 --> 0:43:20.239 just said farmhouse. Yeah, And I'm like, of course, I'm 0:43:20.280 --> 0:43:24.319 not right. It was a fucking joke. Of course, fucking 0:43:24.440 --> 0:43:28.240 what scary he doesn't speak Spanish cause of the Campo. Brody, 0:43:28.239 --> 0:43:30.880 you were wrong. I looked it up. It's not. I 0:43:30.960 --> 0:43:32.759 knew it. I knew I'd been had. I'm like, nas 0:43:32.960 --> 0:43:35.239 you know what. He did that on purpose, said thank 0:43:35.320 --> 0:43:36.960 you Slices for looking it up and tell me the 0:43:37.040 --> 0:43:40.279 real thing. So we were in the Dominican Republic, and 0:43:40.440 --> 0:43:42.480 a lot of people when they think Dominican Republic, they 0:43:42.560 --> 0:43:45.320 just think puttakana and that's it. Uh, But this is 0:43:45.360 --> 0:43:47.560 a whole other area. It's like, and this is not 0:43:47.640 --> 0:43:49.520 a commercial. This is not an ad. Believe me, it 0:43:49.600 --> 0:43:52.200 is not an ad. I paid fucking retail and then 0:43:52.280 --> 0:43:55.160 some for this. But it was a good time away 0:43:55.840 --> 0:43:59.839 the couple. Was the trip more expensive than whole foods? Yeah, 0:44:00.040 --> 0:44:02.879 it was expensive, okay, but you know what, you can't 0:44:02.920 --> 0:44:05.239 put a price on spending time with your family and 0:44:05.760 --> 0:44:09.439 you know, making memories with the grandkids from my father. 0:44:09.600 --> 0:44:18.640 That was turnkey. But I tried Dominican lamb. Yeah was it? 0:44:18.719 --> 0:44:20.759 I feel like a real woman I got. I got. 0:44:21.000 --> 0:44:21.160 Uh. 0:44:22.280 --> 0:44:25.719 Well, yeah, you ever not look things up like the 0:44:25.760 --> 0:44:30.560 camp on what it means? Yeah. Well, so my father 0:44:31.200 --> 0:44:34.720 was talking about having lamb chops because he likes lamb chops. 0:44:34.880 --> 0:44:37.359 So they made his lamb chops for lunch. But then 0:44:37.400 --> 0:44:40.480 they're like you know, for dinner, we're gonna cook you 0:44:40.600 --> 0:44:44.200 guys a specialty of the house, Dominican lamb. They're like, 0:44:44.360 --> 0:44:48.840 lamb chops are great, but Dominican lamb it's the best. Okay, 0:44:49.200 --> 0:44:53.400 just like red pandas aren't really pandas uh, and Dominican 0:44:53.480 --> 0:44:55.920 lamb is not really sweet. Breads are not sweet and 0:44:55.960 --> 0:44:59.680 they're not bread bread. Yeah. Yeah, it's like that. So 0:45:00.280 --> 0:45:03.920 as it turns out a rocky mountain oysters, the Dominican 0:45:04.040 --> 0:45:06.760 lamb comes out in like a stew and a beautiful sauce, 0:45:07.400 --> 0:45:09.640 and you know, it's like kind of like these chunky 0:45:09.719 --> 0:45:14.240 little pieces of look like it looks like beef. Okay, interesting, 0:45:14.280 --> 0:45:17.040 it's like lamb. Yeah, why don't you, Brodie, why don't 0:45:17.040 --> 0:45:19.640 you give a Google search real quick and find out 0:45:19.680 --> 0:45:22.640 live on this podcast. So we're sitting there, we're eating it, like, oh, 0:45:22.680 --> 0:45:25.440 this is so good. That's awesome, And I'm like, well, 0:45:25.520 --> 0:45:31.040 what kind of meat is this Dominican lamb? Yeah, Dominican lamb? Brody, 0:45:31.120 --> 0:45:33.360 tell them what Dominican lamb is. Hold, I'm looking it up. 0:45:33.400 --> 0:45:44.759 Hold on, hold, Dominican lamb is. I'll just spare you. No, no, no, no, 0:45:44.920 --> 0:45:47.719 keep going with your story. Well, well, the story is 0:45:47.800 --> 0:45:50.960 the punchline of what Dominican lamb really is. Okay, what 0:45:51.239 --> 0:45:55.520 is Dominican lamb? I'm getting recipes because they don't have 0:45:56.040 --> 0:46:00.400 they don't have, like lamb is not readily avail like 0:46:00.480 --> 0:46:02.640 real lamb. Like you're thinking the lamb chops with mint jelly. 0:46:03.480 --> 0:46:05.839 We had that. They found something for us for lunch. 0:46:06.400 --> 0:46:10.200 But the Dominican lamb in this stew and this sauce, yeah, 0:46:11.320 --> 0:46:18.640 is baby goat. You look at you, it's baby goat. 0:46:19.320 --> 0:46:21.720 We ate baby goat. And we were eating a baby goat. 0:46:21.960 --> 0:46:25.520 So they said, yeah, the baby goat. And when someone 0:46:25.560 --> 0:46:27.080 looked up at the table and there's the picture of 0:46:27.120 --> 0:46:30.560 a baby goat, I'm like, no, oh, yeah, braised. 0:46:30.280 --> 0:46:38.000 Goat, it's goat. Why do they call it lamb? Not 0:46:38.160 --> 0:46:41.040 the Yeah, it was it good, Oh my god, it 0:46:41.120 --> 0:46:41.520 was so good. 0:46:41.880 --> 0:46:45.880 We loved it. See mind over matter, you just never know. 0:46:46.760 --> 0:46:49.000 But yeah, we were eating, we were eating. We were 0:46:49.000 --> 0:46:52.080 eating Dominican lamb, baby goat. And I gotta say it 0:46:52.160 --> 0:46:54.160 was also, is it the greatest of all time? It 0:46:54.320 --> 0:46:57.640 was very good. Didn't get that reference? The greatest of 0:46:57.719 --> 0:47:03.719 all time? Goat? Goat? Oh goat? The greatest of all time. Ah, 0:47:04.160 --> 0:47:06.080 I see what you did there. Everybody, all the slices 0:47:06.080 --> 0:47:07.759 were waiting for you on that one. Yeah. No, of course, 0:47:07.840 --> 0:47:11.319 I'm sorry. That was like baby go Tom Brady's kid. Yeah. 0:47:12.080 --> 0:47:14.120 So uh yeah. So so we we did have we 0:47:14.200 --> 0:47:15.960 had a staff and that the chef would cook for 0:47:16.040 --> 0:47:17.800 us at the house. We would tell them what the groceries, 0:47:17.840 --> 0:47:19.959 what we wanted. And then a chef at the house, 0:47:20.000 --> 0:47:22.919 your boogie bastard, Well that was part of the deal. 0:47:23.320 --> 0:47:25.520 Like they they they cook for you if you want, 0:47:25.680 --> 0:47:27.840 and we were like, yeah, cook us something great. And 0:47:27.960 --> 0:47:30.800 then but you're paying for the food they go shopping 0:47:30.880 --> 0:47:33.440 for you, and now there's no whole foods there. But uh, 0:47:34.040 --> 0:47:35.520 you know, they give you a grocery bill at the 0:47:35.600 --> 0:47:37.360 end of this day and then you know, you you 0:47:37.480 --> 0:47:39.400 divvy it up. It's what you do when you're on 0:47:39.520 --> 0:47:44.000 vacation with the family. But I am a pro Fuck 0:47:44.160 --> 0:47:46.720 what's the matter, brody, because somebody already stole my idea? 0:47:47.080 --> 0:47:51.480 What's that? A booge cruise? A booge cruise, Yes, that 0:47:51.560 --> 0:47:55.799 was a million dollar idea Booge cruise dotready exists. God 0:47:56.000 --> 0:48:00.680 damn it. So this house that we were at. They 0:48:00.719 --> 0:48:02.439 were like, oh, this is this is a famous house. 0:48:02.440 --> 0:48:04.719 It's a party house. It's a ghost house. How much 0:48:04.719 --> 0:48:07.160 did you pay for it? No, it's not what I 0:48:07.200 --> 0:48:09.920 paid for it. It was a famous house where a 0:48:10.000 --> 0:48:14.840 big a lot of parties would go on. Post Malone 0:48:15.360 --> 0:48:17.279 stayed at this house. Wait a minute, so you were 0:48:17.320 --> 0:48:19.960 there post post Malone. I was there post post Malone, 0:48:20.400 --> 0:48:22.840 and Tiger the Rapper also stayed at the house. So 0:48:22.920 --> 0:48:26.280 you was a post Tiger. So all the while I'm thinking, 0:48:26.680 --> 0:48:29.640 don't touch his curls. Well, you know the pool area, 0:48:29.640 --> 0:48:32.319 I'm thinking like, oh my god, rockstar living. We're weird 0:48:32.360 --> 0:48:35.000 in the same house that post he rented. And then 0:48:35.040 --> 0:48:37.400 they told me that the bedroom that me and Robin 0:48:37.440 --> 0:48:40.200 are staying in, the bedroom that Robin and I were 0:48:40.239 --> 0:48:43.840 staying in, yeah, was the bedroom that post Malone stayed in. 0:48:44.520 --> 0:48:47.719 And Brody I couldn't help to think. It all hit 0:48:47.840 --> 0:48:51.160 me one one night I was sitting there by myself 0:48:51.400 --> 0:48:55.239 on the toilet and I'm like, oh my god, post 0:48:55.320 --> 0:48:58.439 Malone said on this toilet. I'm like, did I really 0:48:58.560 --> 0:49:01.320 need to know that post Malone's like slept in that 0:49:01.520 --> 0:49:04.960 bed and like sullied the sheets. And did it. But 0:49:05.040 --> 0:49:08.080 he did. I don't know. Anyway, it was it was 0:49:08.600 --> 0:49:10.560 cool to know they do in the pool. That's a 0:49:10.600 --> 0:49:14.440 better question. I don't know. Maybe you swam in circles. 0:49:15.200 --> 0:49:21.359 Oh oh, do you feel better now? I'm just saying yeah, 0:49:21.440 --> 0:49:25.439 I I I'm I don't know if I've I'm better 0:49:25.560 --> 0:49:28.560 for having that knowledge or if I'm worse off because 0:49:29.400 --> 0:49:30.840 scary you got to stay in a house where famous 0:49:30.880 --> 0:49:33.279 people stayed. No, but I kept thinking about, oh my god, 0:49:33.320 --> 0:49:35.560 this is I sat on this toilet. Post Malone sat 0:49:35.600 --> 0:49:38.520 on this toilet. That's like you're a rock star taking 0:49:38.600 --> 0:49:42.920 the life. You're a sign out, You're a psycho name 0:49:43.360 --> 0:49:45.959 in case you didn't know, slices, we're naming post Malone songs. 0:49:46.040 --> 0:49:48.520 I was, yes, I got four and I think I 0:49:48.600 --> 0:49:53.520 think I got three. Circles dude, post yeah, sunflower you. 0:49:53.760 --> 0:49:57.600 I was like, wow, I was wow. A hot tub there, Yes, yeah, 0:49:57.640 --> 0:49:59.760 there was a hot tub. Yes, due you know post Malone, 0:50:00.080 --> 0:50:04.120 uh post coitus right in that hot tug dude, you 0:50:04.200 --> 0:50:06.360 know he did? Yeah, Well, we ate so much. I 0:50:06.480 --> 0:50:11.280 was post by the end of that. Oh oh, speaking 0:50:11.320 --> 0:50:14.560 of postavon, scary are you doing with the trip talk? 0:50:14.640 --> 0:50:19.680 Because you sent me the video over. Yeah, yeah, I have, well, 0:50:20.880 --> 0:50:22.360 one more thing on the trip, one more thing on 0:50:22.440 --> 0:50:27.600 the trip. I feel like my niece Ruby hates me. 0:50:28.400 --> 0:50:31.680 I talked, no doubt I mentioned I mentioned it on 0:50:31.920 --> 0:50:35.200 the Big Show as an around the room. But I 0:50:35.320 --> 0:50:37.520 don't know what it is. I'm hoping she grows out 0:50:37.560 --> 0:50:42.000 of it. I couldn't look her directly in the eye 0:50:42.239 --> 0:50:46.680 every time I she was listen. This baby was happy, 0:50:46.800 --> 0:50:52.920 full of joy, smiling, laughing, eating with her. She was 0:50:52.920 --> 0:51:00.160 sitting in her high chairs. She yello, Jeff colicy? Was 0:51:00.239 --> 0:51:03.040 she colicky? She had her little baby bib on and 0:51:03.120 --> 0:51:05.239 the food. They have these rubber bibs that have a 0:51:05.400 --> 0:51:08.560 food catcher like a trough rubber babybibs underneath, so the 0:51:08.640 --> 0:51:11.520 food that like like falls into the think. So she's 0:51:11.600 --> 0:51:16.200 eating with her hands, she in the high chair. All 0:51:16.200 --> 0:51:19.000 of a sudden, I look at her and smile, like really, 0:51:19.880 --> 0:51:22.680 she stops. She looks me dead in the face and 0:51:22.920 --> 0:51:27.200 going from laughing to screaming her brains out. They took 0:51:27.200 --> 0:51:29.840 her about fifteen minutes to get under control. I was like, 0:51:29.960 --> 0:51:32.800 oh my god, I'm like, my niece hates me. I 0:51:32.840 --> 0:51:34.759 don't know if it's me if it's a guy thing. 0:51:35.360 --> 0:51:38.719 Whatever they're saying that babies that were born in the 0:51:38.840 --> 0:51:42.279 COVID era that didn't get to see and experience a 0:51:42.360 --> 0:51:45.600 lot of impultents' yes, a lot. I don't like you 0:51:45.680 --> 0:51:48.520 in general. No, I found it. Don't like you. I 0:51:48.640 --> 0:51:54.520 found out it's the outside world. They haven't gotten the 0:51:54.600 --> 0:51:56.759 seen it. They haven't gotten to see it. So like 0:51:56.840 --> 0:51:58.600 what you're going with, I wasn't over for three years. 0:51:58.600 --> 0:52:00.959 How old I was, she's like one and a half. 0:52:01.400 --> 0:52:03.920 The thing wasn't born during COVID, then, your dumb ass, No, 0:52:04.080 --> 0:52:07.279 but she she was protected and she stayed in a lot. 0:52:07.640 --> 0:52:09.920 She hasn't been exposed to the element. COVID was over 0:52:10.000 --> 0:52:12.440 in twenty one and a half. I read an article 0:52:12.560 --> 0:52:15.759 that COVID babies. All right, so maybe the baby's got 0:52:15.840 --> 0:52:19.600 a three now fun Nicki Minaj in two thousand and nine, Well, 0:52:19.680 --> 0:52:22.960 you have no concept it's a COVID baby. But these 0:52:23.040 --> 0:52:26.400 babies that were born okay, maybe not her, but babies 0:52:26.440 --> 0:52:28.000 that are three years old. But now, the one that 0:52:28.040 --> 0:52:31.040 hates you, they all have anxiety. They don't they haven't 0:52:31.120 --> 0:52:34.200 had outside stimuluses. You think she has anxiety from the 0:52:34.239 --> 0:52:36.759 fact that she missed COVID by two years. No, my 0:52:36.960 --> 0:52:39.279 brother and sister in law said that that for the 0:52:39.360 --> 0:52:41.680 first year of her life, they you know, they kind 0:52:41.719 --> 0:52:44.279 of kept her indoors a little bit. They kind of 0:52:44.320 --> 0:52:47.760 treated her. Now clubbing right, she wasn't out and exposed 0:52:47.760 --> 0:52:49.480 to the to the elements. So let me ask you 0:52:49.520 --> 0:52:52.239 a question. I saw her at Christmas. She was friendly 0:52:52.320 --> 0:52:56.360 to me. Are you looking directly in the eye? Of 0:52:56.400 --> 0:52:58.719 course I did it when we said, lo lords, are 0:52:58.760 --> 0:52:59.160 you doing it? 0:52:59.480 --> 0:52:59.640 Well? 0:52:59.719 --> 0:53:01.839 She's got it. Every time I see her, she cries 0:53:02.000 --> 0:53:03.800 you gave her a present. She turned away from you 0:53:03.840 --> 0:53:06.200 when you gave her a present. I know she'll grow 0:53:06.239 --> 0:53:09.400 out of that. A lot of people responded to that comment. 0:53:09.560 --> 0:53:11.400 When I made it and that people emailed me and 0:53:11.480 --> 0:53:14.040 they said, scary, don't worry about it. You know now 0:53:14.120 --> 0:53:17.320 it's ten fifteen years later, and my niece and my 0:53:17.480 --> 0:53:19.440 nephew they love me now. They used to cry when 0:53:19.440 --> 0:53:20.960 they see me, So I guess I don't have to 0:53:21.040 --> 0:53:23.080 really worry about it. But what are you gonna do 0:53:23.160 --> 0:53:25.759 with a twelve year old niece, a thirteen fourteen year 0:53:25.800 --> 0:53:27.480 old niece? The hell are you gonna say to them? 0:53:28.520 --> 0:53:30.680 I'm you probably won't be and see what undred at 0:53:30.719 --> 0:53:34.200 that point you'll be eighty Wow. What do you say 0:53:34.320 --> 0:53:36.759 you're ruthless tonight? Huh No, I'm just saying, like, what 0:53:36.840 --> 0:53:40.000 are you gonna says? You know what I'm saying. I mean, 0:53:40.719 --> 0:53:44.200 I'm not gonna she's not gonna avoid me. Who's to say, 0:53:45.880 --> 0:53:48.439 Who's to say? Man, kids, kids are weird that way? 0:53:48.719 --> 0:53:51.480 All right? Well, my kids avoid me and my kids 0:53:54.160 --> 0:53:57.600 do well. Listen to me. I'm just saying that there 0:53:57.680 --> 0:54:01.759 are maybe not ruby bad example, there are babies out 0:54:01.800 --> 0:54:04.560 there that are three four years old now that may 0:54:04.680 --> 0:54:07.680 have a lot of anxiety because I think a six 0:54:07.760 --> 0:54:10.120 month old baby knows the difference between sitting on the 0:54:10.200 --> 0:54:14.920 couch and sitting in a restaurant, but three years removed 0:54:15.000 --> 0:54:19.359 now they may have developmental issues because of what they 0:54:19.440 --> 0:54:19.799 went through. 0:54:19.880 --> 0:54:20.040 Then. 0:54:20.160 --> 0:54:23.080 I don't know, you're making ship up. You're making up 0:54:23.080 --> 0:54:25.959 which podcast? Did you hear that on? Which which cable 0:54:26.000 --> 0:54:30.799 news network that made up that story. It's just throwing out, 0:54:30.880 --> 0:54:34.080 by the way, the CDC that what they issued today 0:54:34.600 --> 0:54:38.960 COVID should now be treated exactly like the flu sound familiar, 0:54:39.520 --> 0:54:45.759 Just saying yes, scary, I along now the strains have 0:54:45.880 --> 0:54:48.840 been changed, maybe taking the wind out of my seals 0:54:49.520 --> 0:54:52.600 because you're making I'm just saying, all of a sudden, 0:54:52.680 --> 0:54:56.400 it's being treated like the flu. Scary. I explained to 0:54:56.440 --> 0:54:58.359 you why it's being treated more like the flu now 0:54:58.880 --> 0:55:01.879 because the serious part it has gone. It's gone away, 0:55:02.560 --> 0:55:05.000 just like other viruses and disease. All Right, you and 0:55:05.080 --> 0:55:07.600 I have come to blows on this for years and 0:55:08.000 --> 0:55:10.840 you're quoting your unhappy. It was a happy It was 0:55:10.880 --> 0:55:13.400 a happy day. It was a very good day. People 0:55:13.719 --> 0:55:17.520 people coming around, different strain now, different strain. Okay, all right, 0:55:17.840 --> 0:55:19.440 we'll talk about the Earth being flat. We can do 0:55:19.520 --> 0:55:22.400 that next coming up after this. But where did that 0:55:22.520 --> 0:55:25.440 come from? Have you not put on social media? Have 0:55:25.560 --> 0:55:28.640 you not seen the swell of flat earthers. I'm not 0:55:28.719 --> 0:55:31.279 a I don't believe that the Earth is flat. Holy shit. 0:55:31.400 --> 0:55:33.680 You go on TikTok and you scroll for you page 0:55:34.120 --> 0:55:37.320 and every like seventh or eighth live videos. Brody, I 0:55:37.400 --> 0:55:41.440 can't even trust TikTok videos anymore. Some motherfucker put an 0:55:41.480 --> 0:55:44.880 oreo cookie in milk and a glass, put it in 0:55:44.960 --> 0:55:47.680 the microwave and it came out and the oreo was 0:55:47.760 --> 0:55:51.840 five times the size and I'm like, I can absorb 0:55:51.920 --> 0:55:55.120 the milk. And I'm like, that's a fucking Oreo cakester, 0:55:55.239 --> 0:55:57.640 you asshole. I know an Oreo cakester when I see one. 0:55:58.360 --> 0:56:01.840 And secondly, the time lapse after the three minutes in 0:56:01.880 --> 0:56:04.960 the microwave, he just reached into the microwave, grabbed the 0:56:05.000 --> 0:56:07.600 glass and pulled it out, and I'm like, ah, you 0:56:07.640 --> 0:56:10.879 would have needed potholders if that glass was just coming 0:56:10.920 --> 0:56:13.040 out of the microwave after three minutes. Well they. 0:56:15.560 --> 0:56:15.880 Ed it. 0:56:16.520 --> 0:56:18.719 He didn't put anything in there for three minutes, but 0:56:18.840 --> 0:56:20.640 he grabbed the fucking thing out of the microwave like 0:56:20.719 --> 0:56:23.000 it just came out. And I'm like, would you fucking 0:56:23.120 --> 0:56:26.040 like like gotten blisters on your hands? But no, My 0:56:26.160 --> 0:56:28.080 point is I don't I read. I read the blisters 0:56:28.120 --> 0:56:30.240 in a longer, painful. I don't that. I don't trust 0:56:30.400 --> 0:56:32.840 anything I see on TikTok. I don't. And you know, 0:56:33.000 --> 0:56:35.560 I'm just telling you this. People debating the Earth being flat, 0:56:36.000 --> 0:56:40.600 they think everything's fake. It's flat. My head hurts, mind 0:56:40.640 --> 0:56:43.320 does I can't watch the videos. I do have TikTok 0:56:43.360 --> 0:56:49.640 audio I want to play after this? Could you could 0:56:49.640 --> 0:56:51.960 you massage my temples? No, I cannot. I didn't know 0:56:52.000 --> 0:56:54.680 you were Jewish. Now I've told you about these scammers 0:56:55.480 --> 0:56:58.919 that go on, like the fourth the hidden fourth hidden object. Yeah, 0:56:59.719 --> 0:57:02.279 so I came across this one again. It's like a 0:57:02.360 --> 0:57:05.080 cartoon drawing and it's four items that are hidden, and 0:57:05.160 --> 0:57:07.040 it says, I bet you won't find the fourth item. 0:57:07.480 --> 0:57:09.560 Why because it's not there. It's not there. We've talked 0:57:09.600 --> 0:57:12.279 about this, right, and and the guy's like, oh, if 0:57:12.360 --> 0:57:14.839 I get like four more presents or money guns, I'll 0:57:14.840 --> 0:57:16.720 tell you where where it is. I'll tell you right 0:57:16.800 --> 0:57:19.640 now all we need a lot of times they're pre recorded, 0:57:20.360 --> 0:57:22.720 they're not even like live, they're just and they go, 0:57:23.120 --> 0:57:24.959 Maria got it, and you look at this, No Marie, 0:57:24.960 --> 0:57:27.320 in the in the comments, no one's getting it. No 0:57:27.320 --> 0:57:29.120 one's getting it right because it's not there. You can't 0:57:29.160 --> 0:57:31.640 find something it isn't there. And people are guessing, is 0:57:31.680 --> 0:57:33.920 it the hairbrush? Is it in her hair? Is it 0:57:33.960 --> 0:57:36.480 by your head? Is it by the cat? Is it's 0:57:36.520 --> 0:57:40.880 not there? So this guy is promising it's too long 0:57:40.920 --> 0:57:41.960 to play the whole thing, but I want you to 0:57:42.000 --> 0:57:43.720 hear this guy. He's like, I'm wanna tell you. I'm 0:57:43.720 --> 0:57:45.440 gonna tell you the answer right now, right now, I'm 0:57:45.440 --> 0:57:46.560 gonna tell you the answer right now here it is. 0:57:46.640 --> 0:57:49.080 Listen to this guy's audio. I wanted to go through 0:57:49.120 --> 0:57:51.240 the front of punch up you've before. 0:57:51.120 --> 0:57:55.240 Except right now, okay, only only have a few more seconds, yes, 0:57:55.320 --> 0:57:57.280 thor guys, we will be reviewing it in then in 0:57:57.360 --> 0:58:02.000 the next couple of seconds, everybody start screen recording your devices. 0:58:01.720 --> 0:58:04.680 Right now, right now. I can't I can't take it. 0:58:04.720 --> 0:58:06.560 I'm gonna jump ahead. Hold on, I'm gonna jump ahead. 0:58:06.560 --> 0:58:08.000 I can't take this ship. I want you to hear 0:58:08.040 --> 0:58:10.680 a little more of it. Everyone just everyone's doing this 0:58:10.800 --> 0:58:14.960 for the clicks, the views, the likes to go viralssres. 0:58:13.880 --> 0:58:16.240 Less left on the list. If you guys want to 0:58:16.280 --> 0:58:19.360 be noticed by thirty eight thousand people, you guys got 0:58:19.480 --> 0:58:21.600 to be a first to send the train right now eleven, 0:58:22.960 --> 0:58:25.560 you guys are gonna give you notice the pre recorder. 0:58:25.240 --> 0:58:27.440 Live the whole entire of course, it was what you 0:58:27.520 --> 0:58:31.040 hear that? Did you hear that? What are you say again? 0:58:31.120 --> 0:58:33.200 Listen again? Here's the ending here. 0:58:33.320 --> 0:58:36.360 Iss less left on the list. If you guys want 0:58:36.400 --> 0:58:38.760 to be noticed by thirty people. 0:58:38.600 --> 0:58:40.240 Seven minutes later, it's got to be a first one. 0:58:40.400 --> 0:58:41.560 He's still gonna tell you right. 0:58:41.480 --> 0:58:43.520 Now, who's gonna be the first one? You guys are 0:58:43.560 --> 0:58:45.800 gonna give me noticed by the whole entire live. 0:58:45.760 --> 0:58:49.400 Whole entire he that went entire. Yeah, you know I 0:58:49.440 --> 0:58:54.400 went dead? Why he ended? Yeah, ended the live and 0:58:54.520 --> 0:58:57.000 then yeah, hold on, I find him again as I'm 0:58:57.000 --> 0:58:59.520 scrolling through the for you page. Hold on you get 0:58:59.520 --> 0:59:02.520 to the end of here again. Yeah, this is this 0:59:02.680 --> 0:59:07.960 is twenty minutes now. Lady's hair, the spoon, he's giving 0:59:07.960 --> 0:59:09.480 he's telling you what we already know, the three we 0:59:09.480 --> 0:59:13.200 already know, and then he goes, it's over. He just 0:59:13.320 --> 0:59:14.920 it just ends the live. He never tells you, and 0:59:15.000 --> 0:59:16.840 it comes back. He goes, I don't know what happened. 0:59:17.080 --> 0:59:19.520 I don't know what happened. It's never it's never cut 0:59:19.600 --> 0:59:22.080 out before. It's never cut out before. I'm gonna tell 0:59:22.080 --> 0:59:24.400 you what it is right now. Twenty minutes he goes, on, 0:59:25.120 --> 0:59:26.680 I leave and I come back. He's still doing it. 0:59:26.840 --> 0:59:28.680 I'm gonna tell you right now, right now, I see 0:59:28.680 --> 0:59:32.360 five more people right now, right now. Everybody. Everybody wants 0:59:32.400 --> 0:59:35.480 to be famous, everybody wants to go viral, everybody, but 0:59:35.800 --> 0:59:39.720 but these misleading. I just can't stand these misleading experiments 0:59:40.280 --> 0:59:43.080 where they just it's all, it's all fuckery. You know 0:59:43.200 --> 0:59:46.280 it's not it's not real. What was that, the one 0:59:46.480 --> 0:59:48.800 the non melting ice cream or something? Yeah, well, no, 0:59:48.960 --> 0:59:51.920 that that's real. In one moment did we talk about that? 0:59:52.680 --> 0:59:55.760 It's all it's all it's all chemicals. It's all chemicals. 0:59:55.800 --> 0:59:58.120 It doesn't melt. No, this fucking oreo thing where the 0:59:58.160 --> 1:00:01.000 oreo like, bet you didn't know this. It took me 1:00:01.400 --> 1:00:03.640 all these years to figure out that the oriole will 1:00:03.680 --> 1:00:05.720 absorb the milk if you put it in for three minutes. 1:00:06.040 --> 1:00:08.200 You can't believe if you watch something you're like this 1:00:08.400 --> 1:00:12.200 so much. There's so many scambonies on on on TikTok. 1:00:12.360 --> 1:00:14.400 If you see something and you go, I can't believe 1:00:14.440 --> 1:00:17.200 that's amazing, then it's probably not. It's probably not. If 1:00:17.240 --> 1:00:19.320 it was that amazing, you'd know about it already. Oh 1:00:19.400 --> 1:00:23.800 oh did you last week? Hold on, ye dude, we're 1:00:23.880 --> 1:00:26.160 sidetracking each other. What happened to the band? You were 1:00:26.160 --> 1:00:26.720 gonna pull up? 1:00:26.840 --> 1:00:26.960 Oh? 1:00:27.040 --> 1:00:28.760 The band? No? 1:00:28.880 --> 1:00:28.920 No? 1:00:29.040 --> 1:00:31.440 Now I want to hear about curby your enthusiasm okay, 1:00:31.600 --> 1:00:34.200 because I can't curb my enthusiasm anymore. Okay, hold on, 1:00:34.360 --> 1:00:38.280 curb your hope, Curby enthusiasm. Not not so Today's what 1:00:38.320 --> 1:00:41.600 it was today Monday? Yeah right, not the episode on 1:00:41.920 --> 1:00:44.560 on the third. What's stay the fourth? Today's the fourth? Yeah? 1:00:44.760 --> 1:00:49.520 Not not the March third episode. Last week, the February episode, 1:00:50.480 --> 1:00:53.600 Larry walks in at eleven ten to the golf club 1:00:53.680 --> 1:00:56.400 with his friends, no spoilers, not a big deal. And 1:00:56.520 --> 1:00:58.840 he and his friends are like, oh, give me have 1:00:58.960 --> 1:01:01.960 an omelet. And she says, after eleven o'clock, I can't. 1:01:01.960 --> 1:01:03.520 I can't make it. I can't make you breakfast. I 1:01:03.560 --> 1:01:06.480 can't have breakfast's clothes. We're we're on lunch menu now. 1:01:06.920 --> 1:01:10.040 He said, well, what's the big deal? Some eggs, I 1:01:10.160 --> 1:01:12.600 cook it myself. We can't do it. He has his 1:01:12.680 --> 1:01:14.880 own eggs in his pocket. He I got my own eggs. 1:01:15.800 --> 1:01:17.240 I got my own eggs. It's bread in the back. 1:01:17.320 --> 1:01:20.680 Make me some French toast. He's I gotta French toast. 1:01:21.240 --> 1:01:23.920 So she gets in the whole argument, and then she 1:01:24.320 --> 1:01:26.880 ends up making them gets into breakfast food at eleven ten. 1:01:27.200 --> 1:01:30.439 Then every other table in the place now wants breakfast food. 1:01:30.800 --> 1:01:34.040 Became a whole thing. The whole episode. Then they go back, 1:01:34.480 --> 1:01:36.400 they go back later. I'm gonna tell you, gotta watch 1:01:36.400 --> 1:01:39.080 the episode. But it's all about he couldn't get breakfast 1:01:39.120 --> 1:01:41.720 after eleven o'clock. Sound familiar. It's only eleven ten. What 1:01:41.760 --> 1:01:44.280 are you talking about? You just finished making it? Yeah, 1:01:44.280 --> 1:01:46.320 except when it's happened to me the Jersey Shore. It 1:01:46.440 --> 1:01:49.360 was eleven oh one. Okay, eleven oh one eleven ten 1:01:49.400 --> 1:01:51.360 are two different things. Did you bring your own eggs? 1:01:51.960 --> 1:01:54.680 I didn't, b yoe? No? Okay, Oh it was great. 1:01:54.760 --> 1:01:57.120 Here's a great episode so far. It's a pretty good season. 1:01:57.560 --> 1:02:02.000 Now that that TikTok that I sent you that you're 1:02:02.080 --> 1:02:07.400 just obsessed with. Okay, I knew you on this in 1:02:07.480 --> 1:02:11.080 his video. Look, I don't want to hear about fat shaming. 1:02:11.160 --> 1:02:13.280 I don't all right, this is Brooklyn Boys podcast. We 1:02:13.520 --> 1:02:14.880 could just do it. You don't even have to give 1:02:14.920 --> 1:02:19.640 the disclaimer. Okay. He sends me a video It's almost cool, 1:02:19.680 --> 1:02:22.120 Alice is are cool? Okay. It's from an account called 1:02:22.200 --> 1:02:27.480 epic dot Comments, dot God, and they post off that 1:02:27.640 --> 1:02:31.560 already has unbelievably funny comments. Yeah. So it's a video 1:02:32.560 --> 1:02:35.960 of three guys in a garage or four guys in 1:02:36.000 --> 1:02:39.000 a garage's jamming with their guitars. They're jamming and they're 1:02:40.120 --> 1:02:44.320 they're incredibly large, incredibly large. One of these guys are big, 1:02:44.840 --> 1:02:48.160 and they're playing like this, like rock this bad. I 1:02:48.320 --> 1:02:51.680 had these power chords. They were like jammin' with you know, 1:02:51.760 --> 1:02:55.280 with their guitars and strumming their guitars and and so 1:02:56.360 --> 1:02:59.960 it's about thirty second comments. Thirty second video. No, it's 1:03:00.000 --> 1:03:02.040 it's like five seconds. It is not even long. It's 1:03:02.080 --> 1:03:05.240 just the loop. It's I'm looking at the comments and 1:03:05.400 --> 1:03:08.440 if one person wrote, you know, like Pyork, they wrote 1:03:08.520 --> 1:03:12.000 Puork with a P like pork. And then someone wrote 1:03:12.040 --> 1:03:18.320 Avenged seven Folds, red Hot, Twinkie Scoffers, food street Boys, 1:03:18.720 --> 1:03:23.480 rage against the Cardio Machine. Yeah, Alison Kanes, which is 1:03:23.520 --> 1:03:27.400 a chicken fried chicken place. Uh, and pressure wrote this 1:03:27.600 --> 1:03:30.440 band is heavy as fuck, meaning the music but the 1:03:30.480 --> 1:03:38.640 heart attacks Fleetwood, Mac and Cheese, m we know, bread Zeppelin, 1:03:39.000 --> 1:03:44.720 bread Zeppelin, Pound Garden, led Zeppelin, Feasty Boys, Panic at 1:03:44.760 --> 1:03:52.400 the Crisco, the Rolling Stones, the Rolling Stones, Jimmy Eat, Worlds, 1:03:54.720 --> 1:03:59.160 Panic at the Bistro, pearl Ham, Heart Attack, earth Wind, 1:03:59.240 --> 1:04:04.120 and tired. So I got Mumfort and Tons. So I 1:04:04.200 --> 1:04:06.720 got sucked in. So you may not know all of 1:04:06.800 --> 1:04:09.440 these bands, I'm gonna mention, but I did rage against 1:04:09.440 --> 1:04:14.360 the vending machine, the Bait, Titty Rollers, Minnie van Halen, Cage, 1:04:14.400 --> 1:04:20.800 the Elephants, the meg A Death, Shalk Reference, Savage, Olive Garden, Fat, 1:04:20.880 --> 1:04:26.440 Lizzie Our Lady, piece of Pizza, jelly Rolls, Faith no More. 1:04:26.480 --> 1:04:29.360 I turned into fits no more. A flock of seagulls. 1:04:29.400 --> 1:04:32.040 I turned into a plate of seagulls. Less than Jake, 1:04:32.080 --> 1:04:35.360 I turned into more than Jake, eagleye cherry Pie. I 1:04:35.480 --> 1:04:38.440 turned Arrow Smith into Carol Smith. Caro is the syrup 1:04:38.520 --> 1:04:41.320 you make a pea campie out of bowling for sheep 1:04:42.280 --> 1:04:49.400 Hershey's Kiss, Wow, Newfound Gravy, Avenge, seven Sevenfold, Culture Club, Sandwich, 1:04:49.760 --> 1:04:54.080 Foody and the Flay of Fish, The Flat Blowfish, Alter Bridge, Collapse, 1:04:54.600 --> 1:05:00.480 Man sized Steamrollers, Mighty Mighty Waistbands, Alison Spanks, Fall limp 1:05:01.080 --> 1:05:06.760 e rhythmcdonald's chicken finger Fruit Punch, Red Tracksuit Apparatus. Wow, 1:05:06.800 --> 1:05:10.240 you just kept going. I wrote five Young Cannibals, and 1:05:10.240 --> 1:05:11.959 there's only four of them, So you make it figure 1:05:11.960 --> 1:05:17.200 out where went Golden Corral Earring, Burger King Diamond, you know, 1:05:17.320 --> 1:05:19.040 Temple of the Dog. I made them, Temple of the 1:05:19.080 --> 1:05:22.680 Hot Dog eating Contest, Cohat and Cambria. I made Coheating, 1:05:22.760 --> 1:05:28.320 Camon Bear, Huge Lewis and the Choose Buffalo, Wild Winger, Midnight, 1:05:28.400 --> 1:05:34.440 Friar Oil, Florida Georgia Sized Bachman Turner, Overweight, My Edible Romance, 1:05:34.560 --> 1:05:37.880 Three Hog Night, The Almond Butter Brothers Band, All you 1:05:37.960 --> 1:05:40.760 Can Eat Breakfast Club. Do you kept going nine inch 1:05:40.880 --> 1:05:43.760 chins jars of gravy? How many hows were you at this? 1:05:44.800 --> 1:05:48.760 Three minutes? Jim Class, no shows, real real, real, real, 1:05:48.840 --> 1:05:54.040 big fish, electric light orches for electric light orchestra. I 1:05:54.120 --> 1:05:56.040 had to stop, it was getting late. I had so 1:05:56.200 --> 1:06:00.000 much fun. Yeah, I hope they don't see the common 1:06:00.280 --> 1:06:03.360 but boy, there's some fucking clever people on the Internet. Yes, 1:06:03.520 --> 1:06:07.000 so the Internet always wins. The Internet wins. They have 1:06:07.200 --> 1:06:09.800 to know. I mean, I think they do that sometimes 1:06:09.920 --> 1:06:11.800 just to put it out there to see if anybody's 1:06:11.840 --> 1:06:25.560 gonna bite, because because people my god, So one other 1:06:25.680 --> 1:06:30.240 thing I wanted to bring up before uh oh we 1:06:30.360 --> 1:06:38.120 talked about oh did uh oh wait a second, Oh yes, 1:06:38.360 --> 1:06:41.760 this happened and Robin and I. I was embarrassed, me 1:06:41.880 --> 1:06:45.000 and Robin. No, Robin and Robin and me. Well, actually 1:06:45.000 --> 1:06:47.480 it happened to me and Robin. Let's fine that way, ye. 1:06:48.280 --> 1:06:51.160 So during that vacation, one night, we're like, oh, let's 1:06:51.160 --> 1:06:52.640 just the two of us go out to dinner. So 1:06:52.760 --> 1:06:55.280 we went to the Italian restaurant that they had. You 1:06:55.320 --> 1:06:59.400 should have invited me. I couldn't make it this and 1:07:01.440 --> 1:07:08.280 they had serenaders. So they had a violinist and like, 1:07:08.360 --> 1:07:10.880 I guess they're playing like their their acoustic guitar or 1:07:10.920 --> 1:07:12.960 whatever it was, but three of them and they were singing. 1:07:13.000 --> 1:07:17.160 They were all singing together like Italian songs. So they 1:07:17.520 --> 1:07:21.360 approach our table a song for the lady, A song 1:07:21.440 --> 1:07:25.520 for the lady that we didn't have fucking cash on us. 1:07:26.000 --> 1:07:29.200 Oh no. I was like, oh no, this is awkward. 1:07:29.520 --> 1:07:32.160 And it was after they started singing, so I'm like, 1:07:32.440 --> 1:07:36.720 now what. I felt so bad, Brodie because now they're 1:07:36.800 --> 1:07:39.480 singing and the only thing I could think of while 1:07:39.480 --> 1:07:42.560 they're serenading us is I got no money for a tip? 1:07:43.160 --> 1:07:44.800 I mean you got to tip them, right. They don't 1:07:44.920 --> 1:07:46.640 just sing. They don't come over to your table and 1:07:46.720 --> 1:07:49.360 sing for free. I feel like you got to give 1:07:49.360 --> 1:07:53.080 them at least five what you say, five bucks? Oh yeah, 1:07:53.080 --> 1:07:56.920 at least buck. How many guys were there? Three? I 1:07:57.040 --> 1:07:58.880 think I give him five. You gotta give them five 1:07:58.920 --> 1:08:01.800 at least at least five. If not, you know, you 1:08:02.400 --> 1:08:04.560 can slip them three singles. But you got you know, 1:08:04.640 --> 1:08:06.160 I mean, if I had a twenty dollars bill on me, 1:08:06.240 --> 1:08:08.360 I'd say, here, sing me a couple of songs. But 1:08:09.080 --> 1:08:11.960 I was I was not even in that position. I 1:08:12.120 --> 1:08:18.000 felt so embarrassed. So they finished and I was like, yeah, bravo, okay, 1:08:18.920 --> 1:08:23.280 and then they they did that linger, like the pregnant pause, 1:08:23.400 --> 1:08:26.160 like yeah all right, and I'm like, I'm like, you 1:08:26.280 --> 1:08:28.800 guys were amazing, thank you. And I just looked down 1:08:28.800 --> 1:08:31.080 at my fucking steak and I started cutting it. 1:08:31.800 --> 1:08:31.840 No. 1:08:32.360 --> 1:08:38.240 Yes, So so as they've walked away, no, I said, 1:08:38.280 --> 1:08:41.760 excuse me, I said, as you know, I came from 1:08:41.960 --> 1:08:44.040 one of the houses here and I'm staying at the post. 1:08:45.240 --> 1:08:47.720 I only have I only have a credit card on me. 1:08:48.720 --> 1:08:51.519 And he got go and go and gold bars and 1:08:51.600 --> 1:08:54.320 he goes, oh, he goes, that's not a problem at all. 1:08:54.520 --> 1:08:57.120 He goes, he pulls out a card. He goes, here's 1:08:57.120 --> 1:08:59.080 the cue. Scan the QR code. He goes, this is 1:08:59.160 --> 1:09:02.920 my VENMO. Nice. Yeah. I'm like, yeah, all right, okay, 1:09:03.160 --> 1:09:05.519 Now you're thinking I said you got it, and I 1:09:05.640 --> 1:09:08.320 scanned the VET. I scanned the QR. They don't take 1:09:08.320 --> 1:09:11.120 it over with that ship anymore. No, that's exactly it. 1:09:11.720 --> 1:09:15.000 Now it's like, oh, so sorry, I don't have any cash, Like, 1:09:15.120 --> 1:09:18.280 I mean, someone could be in hands. A homeless guy 1:09:18.400 --> 1:09:20.400 is gonna come to your call window, yes, and he's 1:09:20.400 --> 1:09:22.479 gonna say, can you help me out with some lunch? Like, 1:09:22.520 --> 1:09:24.479 I don't have any money? God? No, I got Venmo, 1:09:24.640 --> 1:09:27.000 then I got Vemo, I got cash app here, just 1:09:27.320 --> 1:09:32.120 scan the QR and send me some money. Freaking dude, 1:09:32.160 --> 1:09:34.120 everybody's getting in on it now. I mean, I have 1:09:34.160 --> 1:09:36.479 it in my notes to talk about this episode. There 1:09:36.560 --> 1:09:38.479 was an accordion player on the on the on the 1:09:38.520 --> 1:09:41.200 Path train last two weeks ago when I was on 1:09:41.280 --> 1:09:45.599 the Path train right and he's playing piano man. First 1:09:45.600 --> 1:09:47.120 of all, you can't play piano man on the court. 1:09:47.200 --> 1:09:49.200 Oh wait, yeah, that doesn't make any sense. You shouldn't 1:09:49.200 --> 1:09:50.920 be playing sing as a song. You're the accordion man, 1:09:51.200 --> 1:09:54.040 don't you should do scenes with an Italian restaurant. He 1:09:54.080 --> 1:09:58.000 can do the beginning. Yeah, so he's got a he's 1:09:58.000 --> 1:10:02.200 got his Venmo sign hanging off his basket. You had 1:10:02.280 --> 1:10:05.200 the basket in case you had cash, and if you didn't, 1:10:05.400 --> 1:10:07.880 he had the Venmo QR code, which, as we all know, 1:10:07.960 --> 1:10:10.720 QR stands for scary. What does QR stand for? You know? 1:10:10.760 --> 1:10:14.880 I don't. I don't even know no QR oh QR code? 1:10:14.920 --> 1:10:19.840 What does that mean? Quick reader response? Quick response? Okay, 1:10:20.400 --> 1:10:24.200 dire go slices, you're welcome. Didn't know, I'm not am'st 1:10:24.200 --> 1:10:26.479 the slices new it's fine and most people quick response code. 1:10:26.560 --> 1:10:28.640 I was quick reader. See see, I just off I 1:10:28.720 --> 1:10:30.200 thought off the top of my head what it could 1:10:30.240 --> 1:10:32.160 possibly mean. You know what the letters A Venmo stand 1:10:32.200 --> 1:10:39.840 for virtual? I don't know nothing nothing. Oh, you're fucking 1:10:39.960 --> 1:10:42.360 trying me now, now you're it's a mobile vendor, is 1:10:42.400 --> 1:10:44.960 what I assume it's UH short for. But it doesn't 1:10:45.080 --> 1:10:46.800 I don't stand someone gona up with something. 1:10:46.840 --> 1:10:46.880 Go. 1:10:46.960 --> 1:10:49.640 You know what it means, right, gentlemen only ladies forbidden. No, 1:10:49.720 --> 1:10:54.160 it doesn't mean that. Okay, hey, uh scary if you 1:10:54.240 --> 1:10:56.840 had like let's say you had ten pairs of white 1:10:56.920 --> 1:10:59.320 tube socks you wore every day. Yeah, ten pair, You 1:10:59.439 --> 1:11:02.000 had a ten pack of socks. If you're wearing a 1:11:02.040 --> 1:11:03.479 pair of socks and at the end of the night, 1:11:03.520 --> 1:11:06.000 you're like, you realize your big toe has gone through 1:11:06.040 --> 1:11:07.960 one of them, Yeah, rip the hole? What do you 1:11:08.040 --> 1:11:12.720 do with the socks? I throw that one away, and 1:11:12.840 --> 1:11:15.160 then I put the other one aside because at some 1:11:15.400 --> 1:11:18.240 point it may happen again, and then I have another 1:11:18.320 --> 1:11:20.920 pair that I can match up. Thank you, you don't 1:11:20.960 --> 1:11:23.679 throw away the other sock I have. I have a friend. 1:11:23.720 --> 1:11:27.000 I'm not gonna mention his name, but he throws both 1:11:27.080 --> 1:11:30.519 socks out. That's stupid. Of course it'sid so sock they're not. 1:11:30.560 --> 1:11:33.080 There's no left and right right. Then when then when 1:11:33.160 --> 1:11:35.000 you rip another one, you tell I'm other the pair out? Yeah, 1:11:35.040 --> 1:11:38.200 that's dumb. Yeah, but I do put it aside, just 1:11:38.479 --> 1:11:41.680 so I don't drive myself crazy thinking that I lost bottom, right, 1:11:42.560 --> 1:11:44.240 I think it under the stack of socks in the drawer, 1:11:44.439 --> 1:11:47.200 because eventually it's gonna happen, or one's gonna go missing, 1:11:47.400 --> 1:11:49.439 because that always happens. And then you're like, uh, bonus 1:11:49.520 --> 1:11:52.679 sock in the drawer. Yes, love that, thank you. Yeah. 1:11:52.720 --> 1:11:54.880 By the way, I worry I wouldn't have tube socks 1:11:54.960 --> 1:11:57.400 because I thought bougie bastard like you, you're like throwing 1:11:57.439 --> 1:11:59.479 shit in the No, no, not with socks. I don't 1:11:59.479 --> 1:12:01.800 waste socks, but I wouldn't wouldn't catch me dead in 1:12:01.880 --> 1:12:04.400 tube socks. What is this? Nineteen eighty six gym class 1:12:04.520 --> 1:12:07.920 socks just like white sock at you know whatever? Yeah, alright, 1:12:08.040 --> 1:12:11.360 I'm not talking about tube socks for God's sake. Okay, 1:12:13.439 --> 1:12:16.600 all right, we got to roll out of here. I mean, 1:12:16.640 --> 1:12:19.080 unless you have something else no I want, I'll save 1:12:19.120 --> 1:12:20.280 it for next week. I have to. I have a 1:12:20.360 --> 1:12:22.920 problem with car seat etiquette. I feel like there's a 1:12:23.000 --> 1:12:26.960 there's an etiquette to car seats, not car not nope, nope, 1:12:27.040 --> 1:12:30.080 not where. No, it's it's the etiquette of who sits 1:12:30.120 --> 1:12:33.880 wearing a car. We'll adjust that next week. Oh okay, 1:12:33.960 --> 1:12:36.439 I had a real problem this weekend, and I knew 1:12:36.439 --> 1:12:39.840 I was right. I googled it as the problem was happening. Oh, 1:12:40.160 --> 1:12:42.479 there's a right or wrong to this one? Oh this? Yeah? 1:12:42.520 --> 1:12:46.080 Oh yeah, I was yeah, I was wrong, all right. 1:12:46.200 --> 1:12:49.760 By the way, dooms do boring is ship and I'm 1:12:49.760 --> 1:13:01.080 a sci fi fan. Wow, boys boys roo.