Speaker 1: Guess who just got back today the Brooklyn bus that
Speaker 1: had been away. They both have so much to see,
Speaker 1: you know. Their names are Brilliance sker It Boysons. Guess
Speaker 1: the episode two eighty six of the Brooklyn Boys podcasts.
Speaker 1: Eighty six a big number for you and me. Eighty
Speaker 1: six Usually in the restaurant industry means you're out of it.
Speaker 1: Throw it out. No, it means you're out of it.
Speaker 1: Eighty six. Yeah. And when you're a shuretcakes out of pancakes, no, No,
Speaker 1: eighty six means eighty six the pancakes meaning they went bad,
Speaker 1: throw them out eighty six, right, But also you take
Speaker 1: it off the menu eighty six eighty six eighty six
Speaker 1: that we don't have the Asian pasta today. Eighty six.
Speaker 1: Eighty six is like, you know, fished it went bad.
Speaker 1: You're being very negative? Why is it a positive number
Speaker 1: for you and me? Look at the colors of our logo.
Speaker 1: I know, is that bell? Yeah? I see it. Any
Speaker 1: Mets fan when he iss a number eighty six, he
Speaker 1: or she eighty six Mets the greatest Mets teams. Of course,
Speaker 1: note to self, don't eat chili before a long ass podcast. No,
Speaker 1: don't eat chili slices. Let me tell you what Scary did.
Speaker 1: He wanted a podcast at seven o'clock. I said, okay,
Speaker 1: seven o'clock's good. I text him at seven fifteen. I
Speaker 1: still haven't heard from him. Seven twenty as I call him,
Speaker 1: what's going on? I had a four hour had a
Speaker 1: four hour turkey chili going. Yeah, I'm slow. I'm slow
Speaker 1: cooking turkey chili. I said, well, you're gonna eat dinner,
Speaker 1: then we can do the podcast at seven thirty. No, no,
Speaker 1: it's slow cooking. I can just watch it. Have you eaten? No?
Speaker 1: You canna eat?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: I said, all right, you're just gonna slow cook it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm just slow. It's a slow cooker. We can podcast,
Speaker 1: It'll still be cooking when I'm done. Okay, seven thirty,
Speaker 1: seven thirty five, I call him, Scared, what are you doing? Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm eating turkey chili. It's so good. I couldn't be sill.
Speaker 1: The aroma in my house is so good. It's it's
Speaker 1: just it's wafting through the air. The problem is I
Speaker 1: had some and now we're starting the podcast and I'm
Speaker 1: already feeling rumble in my stumbach rumbling. Oh dude, it's
Speaker 1: a royal rumble of epic proportions. When the scary Joane says, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I have food cooking, but I'm not gonna eat. I'll
Speaker 1: be ready. Don't believe him? Yeah, now I don't believe him.
Speaker 1: I gotta say I probably should have waited till after
Speaker 1: the podcast because at some point, man so, we wanted
Speaker 1: to pause to both of us because I went the
Speaker 1: Whole Foods today to return some things to Amazon. You
Speaker 1: know they have the Amazon return I'll get to that
Speaker 1: later because I'm pissed off a Whole Foods. But while
Speaker 1: you're there, you know the scam. The scam is they
Speaker 1: know you're gonna buy something while you're there. You know,
Speaker 1: Amazon owns Whole food So it's a win win, Like
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm in the mood for a packaged
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I'm gonna move for in those prepackaged chicken
Speaker 1: tiaka masala with the rice, your microwave that you've done,
Speaker 1: you buy some garlic, non you have a whole meal. Yep,
Speaker 1: so I go. So there's two types of u tika
Speaker 1: masala at Whole Foods. There's the plastic container with the
Speaker 1: with the with the peelback plastic wrap, the microwave, and
Speaker 1: there's the frozen version. So I go over to the
Speaker 1: the area with the with the rap and to look forward,
Speaker 1: and they have they have uh sogpaneer and chana masala,
Speaker 1: which is like chicken peas. Are you're talking different language here?
Speaker 1: I don't chicken curry. And the chicken massala sleeve is out,
Speaker 1: it's empty, it's no more. I said, I'm gonna move
Speaker 1: for chicken masala masala. So I'll go to the frozen one.
Speaker 1: Get the frozen one. I go to the section. I
Speaker 1: open the door. It was a little frosted over case.
Speaker 1: You're like, why don't you just look through the door, Brody,
Speaker 1: And they've got again sogpreneer, which is spinach. I'm not
Speaker 1: eating that shit, and pad tie and again chicken curry.
Speaker 1: But but no, but no teaka masala, the American man's
Speaker 1: Indian food. So I ended up.
Speaker 2: I was.
Speaker 1: I was in the mood. So I got the chicken
Speaker 1: curry and I got a little love, a little grumbling
Speaker 1: going on myself. Oh perfect, So we're on the same page.
Speaker 1: I feel we may have a race, grumbling race. Who's
Speaker 1: going to be in a hurry from the Curry. Well, yeah, slices. Uh.
Speaker 1: You could thank your boy David Brody and his shitty
Speaker 1: g ass network, which is the reason why we didn't
Speaker 1: podcast late last week because Brodie's Wi Fi is slower
Speaker 1: than a fucking turtle. Not anymore, it's not off. I
Speaker 1: fixed it all right, But we waited. We tried. We
Speaker 1: tried for several hours to connect and get a podcast
Speaker 1: up and donning not why, that's not why. There's other reasons.
Speaker 1: I mean entirely on timely death from We had a
Speaker 1: friend of on Wednesday and then we had a slice
Speaker 1: time and then we go you had a lot going
Speaker 1: on going on Galluic. Are we talking about the gallup
Speaker 1: Let's go there. Yeah, let's talk real quick because we
Speaker 1: had a lot to cover. We we haven't had an
Speaker 1: episode since before my vacation to the in Republic. That's
Speaker 1: like a whole that's a whole episode. But with your
Speaker 1: father and the speedo. Yeah, so the gala and we
Speaker 1: have talking about the funeral that we went to, which
Speaker 1: is you know, I got some issues. We'll talk about that.
Speaker 1: So anyway, the gap, the music, Yeah, the music's here.
Speaker 1: The gal the Gala, I put them the Jingles. Maybe
Speaker 1: I think we should play them this week. Okay, perfect,
Speaker 1: all right, a little later on we'll get to that.
Speaker 1: So at this gala, it was for our friend, not
Speaker 1: a sponsor, Eat Clean Bro, our buddy Jamie, who runs
Speaker 1: this food prep service, which SAIDs it's it's a regional thing,
Speaker 1: but they're going by the way. They're rolling out nationwide.
Speaker 1: So if you've never heard of eat clean Bro, pretty
Speaker 1: soon you will. You're HEARDing your first It should be
Speaker 1: like it's like eat clean Bro. Yeah, Eat clean Bro.
Speaker 1: There's always boards all over the place. They used to
Speaker 1: sponsor the morning show and send food up all the time.
Speaker 1: So so eat Clean Bro is in its third annual
Speaker 1: gala to raise money for children specialized hospital where all
Speaker 1: the money goes to them. So anyone who's anyone in
Speaker 1: Central Jersey on a Saturday now used uses this to
Speaker 1: go to this event and spend money. They do a
Speaker 1: casino night again, all proceeds go to that that uh
Speaker 1: you know that charity. So I was invited with Robin
Speaker 1: and then Gandhi from our Big Show. You were invited
Speaker 1: with Robin. You were invited with a plus one. I
Speaker 1: was invited with a plus one Okay, hello, Well you
Speaker 1: and I don't have a relationship, well not like the
Speaker 1: one you and Robin have, but I you know, all right,
Speaker 1: I'm willing for the right gallaxy. All I could say
Speaker 1: is this. The gallow was amazing. H Jay, Wow was
Speaker 1: there from the Jersey Shore. Wow. Some you know New
Speaker 1: Jersey Housewives like Melissa Gorga and Joey Gorga and the
Speaker 1: bank stars, all the New Jersey Housewives, the whole crew.
Speaker 1: We had an awesome time raising money. Gandhi Uh won
Speaker 1: a bid a live a live auction for a trip
Speaker 1: to Bali Bali. She was the only one who bid,
Speaker 1: so she won. She won. She was bidding against some
Speaker 1: other dude in the back and he's the only one
Speaker 1: that bid. But well, we don't we think it was
Speaker 1: it was the plant. Yeah, we talked about the plan
Speaker 1: on this on this podcast. We think she was bidding
Speaker 1: against herself, which, by the way, is a scamboni when
Speaker 1: it comes to eBay, where people run computer programs, or
Speaker 1: they have their friends, or they have a second account,
Speaker 1: they have the second, third, fourth, fifth account that are
Speaker 1: run that's running up the score just so you're bidding
Speaker 1: against nothing a computer, a bot and you wind up
Speaker 1: being a sucker. Anyway, Gandhi won a trip to Bali
Speaker 1: on that uh, but she was the only one bidding
Speaker 1: upside from some random guy in the back who they
Speaker 1: every time I kept turning around, they go, they go,
Speaker 1: you in the back, yes, three fifty five hundred, Yeah
Speaker 1: you were the back. I turn around. I'm like this,
Speaker 1: how fast? How fast did he guy pick his hand
Speaker 1: up and put it down? I don't think it was
Speaker 1: phantom bidder. Yes, of course that's not even that's a
Speaker 1: major scam. That isn't even a I feel I feel
Speaker 1: like they do that at a lot of charity events.
Speaker 1: I feel like that this is not just I feel
Speaker 1: like just because it's it's for a good cause, all
Speaker 1: the money's going to raise and they have to cover
Speaker 1: the cost of the actual trip. They can't sell it
Speaker 1: and lose money. And what did you wear to the Galla?
Speaker 1: You go, Brooklyn, Dusty? That was that was it, dude.
Speaker 1: Everybody was dressed to the nines. I felt so und dressed.
Speaker 1: It was some black tie optional and we show up
Speaker 1: and I don't have a tie on. I just had
Speaker 1: this like hot pink shirt. Black Tie optional means at
Speaker 1: the very least you gotta do a regular tie in
Speaker 1: a suit. No one told me that that's black tie optional.
Speaker 1: Doesn't mean tie optional. Friend Cheryl said, it was Saturday
Speaker 1: night festive, So my Saturday night festive, all right, So
Speaker 1: that means I wore my Hugo boss suit jacket, dropper
Speaker 1: jacket and pants, and I wore a button down pink
Speaker 1: shirt underneath it with which kind of like popped. It
Speaker 1: didn't need a tie. But there were people there in ties,
Speaker 1: and they were people there in bow ties and black ties,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I thought this was black tie optional. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not tie optional. I don't understand black tie optional
Speaker 1: means means you don't have to wear a tuxedo, but
Speaker 1: you have to wear dark suit. Well, they should change
Speaker 1: the fucking name of the thing when they say black
Speaker 1: tie optional, because you confuse me. I told you what happened.
Speaker 1: I've told this story on the podcast. When I went
Speaker 1: to the black to optional big time wedding. No, it's
Speaker 1: gonna be an awesome wedding, awesomebody black optional. The only
Speaker 1: person wearing a black tie other than the wedding party
Speaker 1: was me, and the photographer kept grabbing me for pictures
Speaker 1: every time the bridal party. Bridle party wanted to take pictures.
Speaker 1: But yeah, but you talks for my wedding. You in
Speaker 1: the opposite direction. You actually got really but to me, so,
Speaker 1: what's the least amount you could dress in a black
Speaker 1: tie option suit? You don't need a tie, though, yes
Speaker 1: you do. It's it's like it's like going to like
Speaker 1: the Emmys. You wouldn't go to the Emmys with a
Speaker 1: fucking a coat over a T shirt. I didn't say
Speaker 1: that t shirt. I had a button down, long sleeve
Speaker 1: shirt on. Gotta have a tie black taie optional means
Speaker 1: it's one step below black tie. It means if you
Speaker 1: don't have a tuxedo, we're not going to make you
Speaker 1: spend the money, but we want you to look like
Speaker 1: your care so you gotta have a tie. That's my
Speaker 1: a black tie optional that yes, I don't know, man. Oh,
Speaker 1: I just think it's open to the date anyway. The
Speaker 1: women and their their gowns. Holy shit, everyone was dressed
Speaker 1: to the nines. Everybody, and you know, Robin Robin did
Speaker 1: the same. I feel like some people came out in
Speaker 1: like old bridesmaid's dresses. That's how fancy. It was. Seven
Speaker 1: and a half's at best. Well it was. It was
Speaker 1: a good time. You know. It was away down a
Speaker 1: freehold at the Southgate Manor right near Ariceway Park. No,
Speaker 1: that's Eaton Town, New Jersey. Ah like so, And as
Speaker 1: I was trying to get out of here, I was
Speaker 1: about to jump in the shower, I get face timed
Speaker 1: by our friend Brittany, who is a longtime friend of
Speaker 1: the State Baby. She She's like, scary, Hey, I have
Speaker 1: a big fan here. I'm in Atlantic City and I
Speaker 1: went to school with this kid, and it turns out
Speaker 1: he's a slice for life. So she put him on FaceTime.
Speaker 1: And I want to give a shout out to Brett,
Speaker 1: who is a big fan of the Brooklyn Boys podcast.
Speaker 1: He was freaking out that he was talking to me
Speaker 1: on FaceTime. He probably said, you don't know scary, and
Speaker 1: she goes, oh, yeah, the hell I don't. I'll get
Speaker 1: him on right now. Was that you're saying? Was saying
Speaker 1: it like a Russian guln't don't hell? I do the
Speaker 1: hell I wanted to say, do, but don't. Okay, So
Speaker 1: Brittany calls me up and of course I answer her
Speaker 1: face time. So I was like, Hey, what's up? She goes,
Speaker 1: I want to put a slice on the phone, so
Speaker 1: shout out to Brett nice. All right, so got a
Speaker 1: lot to cover. Oh, before we go any further, let's
Speaker 1: put this right up front. Time is running out. The
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Speaker 1: And that means, uh, March fifteenth is the deadline for
Speaker 1: you to get your orders in on our Brooklyn Boys
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Speaker 3: We will be right back.
Speaker 1: Hey, we just gave the address to the website. You
Speaker 1: see how we did it. You gave the address and
Speaker 1: then I repeated it and said the address. Yes, that
Speaker 1: gives people, in other words, not only does it give
Speaker 1: them another chance to hear it, but it also gives
Speaker 1: them a chance to write it down if they want. Yes.
Speaker 1: I called a company today. I called a magazine subscription
Speaker 1: company and they said, oh, you want to talk to
Speaker 1: the subscription department. Hold on, we'll transfer you. So I
Speaker 1: get this message. Hi, I'm more remote today, so please
Speaker 1: leave a message. Oh you're just Oh, I'm working remote today.
Speaker 1: If you're in if you need to speak to me,
Speaker 1: email me blah blahlah blah blah blah bah blah blah
Speaker 1: blah blah blah at gmail dot com. Wah wah, wa
Speaker 1: wah wah wah wah, Charlie Brown's teacher right now. Did
Speaker 1: you have a chance to write it down? No? Did
Speaker 1: I know she was going to leave her email address? No? No,
Speaker 1: was I ready with it with my fingers to type?
Speaker 1: Did I have a pen and paper in my hand? No?
Speaker 1: They said, you're going to transfer you to the woman
Speaker 1: at work. First of all, you're not working remote. You're
Speaker 1: working remotely. Yeah, we're looking adverbs people, adverbs. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: working remotely. I work my hull from my home. It's
Speaker 1: a remote that's fine. But you're working remotely anyway, So
Speaker 1: grammar aside. She never repeated it. She never said you
Speaker 1: can reach me at talk too fast at gmail dot com.
Speaker 1: She just say again, in case you missed it, that's
Speaker 1: talk too fast at gmail dot com. No, So I
Speaker 1: I left her message. I said, yeah, hey, listen, I
Speaker 1: couldn't possibly write down your email address. Yeah, I can't
Speaker 1: call her back. And then I got to call the
Speaker 1: main number again and get the receptionist to have a
Speaker 1: transfer me just so I can then write down the email.
Speaker 1: I said, here's my number, call me. She didn't call
Speaker 1: call me. Maybe she didn't. She maybe didn't. No, you know,
Speaker 1: you know, you gotta give people. You got to repeat it.
Speaker 1: You have to say, hey, listen, yeah, I'm not at
Speaker 1: work today. The best way to get in touch with
Speaker 1: me examine me. I'll give you my email address in
Speaker 1: a minute, but I'll get back to you by the end.
Speaker 1: Closing business stall, you know, and the commercials go flying
Speaker 1: by on the radio. That's why at the end, I
Speaker 1: say pound two fifty keyword slomans and they say that's
Speaker 1: pound two fifty keyword slomans. I say it again. I
Speaker 1: say it twice just so you can you know, you
Speaker 1: can hear it right, and you know what I say.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say it twice. Hit the jingle bitch, that's
Speaker 1: hit the g No, no, no, no, I I was
Speaker 1: using it as an example. Eight hundred hit the jingle bitch,
Speaker 1: hit it. I did not do that on purpose. I
Speaker 1: was using it as an example. You did it twice,
Speaker 1: I had I had to use it a real life example. No,
Speaker 1: you didn't. You could have made up a product like
Speaker 1: I said, talk too Fast the g dot com. I
Speaker 1: didn't say your email address. I made up one Hello,
Speaker 1: hold on. Play it again here the first in case
Speaker 1: people didn't have time to hear it the first time.
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you. And by the way, people are
Speaker 1: telling me to hit the jingle bitch on my own
Speaker 1: Instagram where I at. No, I'm not fine with it
Speaker 1: because that's my personal Instagram and that those are paid ads,
Speaker 1: right it says hashtag ad. You don't hit the jingle
Speaker 1: when it's a paid ad. Sorry, tell them to hit
Speaker 1: the ging. No, no, no, no, I refuse. So you
Speaker 1: know what we man lately. It's a lot of doom
Speaker 1: and gloom the last couple of months. I don't want to.
Speaker 1: I don't want to think the little slices think that
Speaker 1: we're going down a negative road again talking about another funeral,
Speaker 1: but from the tragedy becomes comedy on this one, because right,
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 2: We we.
Speaker 1: One of our close friends, her mom passed and uh,
Speaker 1: Brody and I were both at the wake. Now, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I feel like, you know, first of all funerals,
Speaker 1: we might have talked about this that I think everything's
Speaker 1: been the same since, like the nineteen fifties, it's frozen
Speaker 1: in time. I think we've spoken about it once before,
Speaker 1: the furniture, the competing, the everything, and the tradition that
Speaker 1: goes along with it. But there's some awkward moments when
Speaker 1: you go to a wake. When we say a funeral
Speaker 1: will be talking not about the burial part. We're talking
Speaker 1: about the actual part where you show up and you
Speaker 1: offer condolences and usually in the body of the body
Speaker 1: and open or close whatever. But but you're for me anyway, anyway,
Speaker 1: So for me, So we had both attended and and
Speaker 1: I got a little annoyed. You know, I talked about
Speaker 1: a little bit on The Big Show. I'm not going
Speaker 1: to really it's just on yeah here, I'm not going
Speaker 1: to expand on it. I just I'm just mentioning it
Speaker 1: on that our fifteen minute Moe Show podcast. That's where
Speaker 1: I did it, not on the Big Show. And I
Speaker 1: just think it's disrespectful when a bunch of us are
Speaker 1: there and you just now take the furniture, the wooden
Speaker 1: chairs against the wall and you turn them around so
Speaker 1: you could like have a semicircle jerk where you can
Speaker 1: all talk to each other in a circle and you
Speaker 1: face away from the body and what's going on in front.
Speaker 1: So we had it was Brody and Danielle from The
Speaker 1: Big Show. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I didn't move the chairs
Speaker 1: when I got there. It was Gandhi Gandhi is the
Speaker 1: Big Show, sitting against the wall, and then other people
Speaker 1: brought chairs over to sit across from them. It was
Speaker 1: just it's weird. We were toward the back, but we
Speaker 1: were kind of like in a huddle, like like a
Speaker 1: football huddle. Getting ready to discuss the next play, and
Speaker 1: I'm like sitting there, like, why are we all doing this?
Speaker 1: Is terrible? I'm like, you don't do that. There was
Speaker 1: more concern with the chairs than the dead lady in
Speaker 1: the front of the room. Is a problem. People are like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 1: The biggest tragedy here is not the the fact that
Speaker 1: woman passed away. The biggest tragedy is the chairs not
Speaker 1: facing front forward that face. You're sitting there like you're
Speaker 1: watching a movie. Nothing's happening. What do you need to
Speaker 1: face phone for? Nothing's going on. I there's a silent movie.
Speaker 1: And it's it's a photograph, is what it is. Some
Speaker 1: members of our show decided to move the chairs around
Speaker 1: and start facing facing away from the front. And as
Speaker 1: I said, and it's maybe it's poorly put, but the
Speaker 1: main attraction is at the front, and you get your
Speaker 1: back turned toward that. That's not cool. I think that's
Speaker 1: the main attraction. We don't know the lady. It's this.
Speaker 1: I'm sure she was a wonderful woman, but it's just
Speaker 1: weird hearing her post post life. It's just weird. No,
Speaker 1: I'm not And then and then and then other people.
Speaker 1: You know, you know the phone people bring the phones in.
Speaker 1: I think if you're gonna use your phone, you got
Speaker 1: to step out of the room. You can't and use
Speaker 1: my phone. Now I'm not using the phone. Now that's tacky.
Speaker 1: Oh that's where you draw the line. Huh, that's what
Speaker 1: you drew. One guy was placing bets. He was on
Speaker 1: a draft Kings or sports bet and he was making
Speaker 1: He said, dude, I'm doing Paul laying. He was Paul
Speaker 1: laying at a wake. You can't parlay it awake. Yeah,
Speaker 1: then there's no one. Dude looked like Aaron Judge from
Speaker 1: the Yankees. Did you see him? Yeah? I did. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 1: before I get to what bothered me, that the second
Speaker 1: thing that bothered me. Yeah, scary says, uh, listen, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go. Robin and I having dinner to be or
Speaker 1: byob We got to pick up a bottle liquor. We
Speaker 1: have an Italian food. I said, Okay, he's like I'm leaving.
Speaker 1: I said, well, you know what, I got a shirt
Speaker 1: in my car to give to Greg T. I got
Speaker 1: an old see one hundred Greg T shirt if you
Speaker 1: want to give it to him. I got my car.
Speaker 1: He says. Yeah. Now, Scary was supposed to bring something
Speaker 1: to me, weren't you, Scary? I was. I have a
Speaker 1: shirt from a listener here that's been sitting here for
Speaker 1: three months that I write, Yeah, And I texted Scary
Speaker 1: and I said, hey, bring the shirt. I'll bring the
Speaker 1: shirt for Greg fatigue, and you bring the shirt from
Speaker 1: the listener. He goes absolutely. I texted him fifteen minutes
Speaker 1: before he left. Okay, okay, he didn't bring it. I
Speaker 1: forgot because Scary is leaving and going to dinner. We
Speaker 1: had already been there like two and a half hours, right,
Speaker 1: And I said, oh, you know what, I'll uh, I'll
Speaker 1: say my goodbyes. I'll get my condolences to our friend
Speaker 1: and who's a woman, and we're gonna call her Mary
Speaker 1: for the sake of this, because I need to say
Speaker 1: a name later. We used to call him Mary. And
Speaker 1: he's Scary never left. I got done with the thing
Speaker 1: that bothered me. My condolences. Yeah, and he was supposed
Speaker 1: to be fresh, relieved and like everyone's standing waiting for him,
Speaker 1: and he's saying goodbye to everybody in the place. Yeah,
Speaker 1: people barely knew. Oh yeah, what's your name again. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: seeing you. I'm a bad goodbyer. I'm the worst. I'm
Speaker 1: the worst goodbyer. I have to think aboute everybody in
Speaker 1: the room. It's like almost like OCD. He went and
Speaker 1: shook hands with them, but they passed away. Person. That's
Speaker 1: not right, you're terrible, that's all, okay. So I want
Speaker 1: to get my condolences to the to the our female friend,
Speaker 1: we'll call him Mary. And you know, all the seats
Speaker 1: are in the middle, so there's the left aisle to
Speaker 1: walk up to the front and the right aisle on
Speaker 1: the side before we'll get to that. On the entrance,
Speaker 1: it's pretty easy because everyone stands in the line and
Speaker 1: everybody whoever first come first served. So you stand in
Speaker 1: the line, you wait to greet to you greet, the
Speaker 1: doors open, everybody goes in and you walk in one
Speaker 1: at a time, and then you say you know, your condolences,
Speaker 1: and then to the person the family, I'm sorry if
Speaker 1: you're lost, and maybe you go over to the casket,
Speaker 1: maybe you don't and you skip that and then you
Speaker 1: go to the back whatever. But obviously is there even
Speaker 1: a rule for believing? Problem? That's the problem believing part
Speaker 1: If if you're coming up one of the two aisles.
Speaker 1: You can either like get in one line or alternate.
Speaker 1: But at the front of the room was a side
Speaker 1: entrance where people would come in. So I walk up
Speaker 1: to say goodbye to Mary. Then I'm in. I'm in
Speaker 1: the left lane and I'm I'm third in the lane
Speaker 1: to say goodbye, and people are saying goodbye, Oh, Mary,
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry to give her a big hog thanks
Speaker 1: for coming. Oh he's a beautiful Then the second one
Speaker 1: goes and it's my turn. I'm next. The problem is
Speaker 1: is also people trying to say hello at the same
Speaker 1: time that you want to say goodbye. Right, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell the story, you fuck. So as I'm trying to
Speaker 1: say goodbye to give my condolences because now it's been
Speaker 1: so busy, I haven't even said hello to her. She
Speaker 1: doesn't even know I'm there, not that she you know,
Speaker 1: it's not you hello, you just want to do the hello.
Speaker 1: Because there were like ten people around her when I
Speaker 1: walked in. So I went in the back and I
Speaker 1: talked to my You guys, so you're gonna say goodbye
Speaker 1: hello at the same time you say hello and goodbye,
Speaker 1: I say you say goodbye, and I say hello. I
Speaker 1: was in New that right, Hello goodbye. Yeah. So as
Speaker 1: I'm going up, I'm next, all of a sudden, I
Speaker 1: hear from the side Mary, Oh my god, I'm so sorry,
Speaker 1: and some old couple comes in and they hug her
Speaker 1: and they get okay, Now I'm next. The problem is
Speaker 1: Mary is now facing to her left, my right. She's
Speaker 1: she's looking at the other lane, and you're coming from
Speaker 1: the other side. Right now, people are going up the
Speaker 1: right lane. I'm next on the left lane, and they're like,
Speaker 1: oh Mary, goodbye. I'm I'm so sorry. She's hugging them.
Speaker 1: So I'm standing there and he's motioned by, like Brodie's
Speaker 1: motioning to I'm in the back of the room, and
Speaker 1: he's like giving me that look like what the fuck
Speaker 1: staring at me? So throw his hands up. Now she's
Speaker 1: talking to somebody like for like five minutes. So no problem.
Speaker 1: I go to the back. I goes scared. Listen, I'm
Speaker 1: getting I'm getting condolence blocked. I'm getting condolence blocked. Every
Speaker 1: time I try to get my condolen somebody cuts in
Speaker 1: front of me. I'm getting condolence blocked. Yeah, he's well,
Speaker 1: go back it looks like it's slowing down now, I said, okay,
Speaker 1: So I go back to my spot. I'm first and
Speaker 1: longing again. I'm second in line. Sorry. Somebody goes and
Speaker 1: gives it the hug goodbye. And then somebody else comes
Speaker 1: around me who was good friends with the person who's
Speaker 1: hugging her and cuts me off again. So then I
Speaker 1: turned back and Gandhi's like, I'll be right there, I'll
Speaker 1: help you. So Gandhi comes. She comes walking up the
Speaker 1: left aisle. I said, Gandhi, because I'll make sure nobody
Speaker 1: cuts you. I go, Gandhi, I know you. You're gonna
Speaker 1: cut me. No, I'm not gonna cut you. I'm gonna block.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna block around you so no one can get
Speaker 1: in front of you again. Exactly great. So Ganhi stands
Speaker 1: to my left shes, Brody, now's your chance. As soon
Speaker 1: as she turns, you go. Mary turns around and goes, oh, Gandhi,
Speaker 1: he is Gandhi. Gandhi goes and she condolence blocks me.
Speaker 1: And as she's doing it, she looks back and goes, sorry, Brody,
Speaker 1: and she goes and co condolence blocks me. It was
Speaker 1: three more people before I could get into saygabye. That's scary.
Speaker 1: Still hadn't finished saying goodbye to everybody else. Hah, don't
Speaker 1: condolence block And the whole time, I'm thinking, I need
Speaker 1: my Larry David, curb your enthusiasm music, because this is
Speaker 1: a perfect, perfect time. Play the music, Scary, play the
Speaker 1: curby enthusiasm. I just want to say goodbye to Mary.
Speaker 1: I've done Mary like twenty years. I want to pay
Speaker 1: my respect. I want to tell I care about her.
Speaker 1: I want to give her a hug. But no I
Speaker 1: can't because everybody's not Mary. What's Mary? I want to
Speaker 1: think about the Mary. Little old Italian ladies, Irish people
Speaker 1: are all coming over. I can't say goodbye to Mary.
Speaker 1: It took me fifteen minutes singabye to Mary and the
Speaker 1: whole time, and in a minute I get to hug Mary.
Speaker 1: There's people giving me looks like hurry up. I want
Speaker 1: to say goodbye to Mary. No, it's my turn. You
Speaker 1: don't get to interrupt me. I get my moment. So
Speaker 1: I went to the side finally, and Scary still saying goodbye.
Speaker 1: I'm the worst, the worst. I can't leave because I've
Speaker 1: got the shirt in the car and he's got nothing
Speaker 1: for me. So if you're the person who gave me
Speaker 1: the shirt, I appreciate it. But Scary has still not
Speaker 1: gotten it to me, you know. And at the same time,
Speaker 1: we were headed out to dinner, which it's so unfortunate
Speaker 1: you couldn't join us. Yeah, but I wanted, you know,
Speaker 1: I wanted you to come with us. Bro, Can I
Speaker 1: address that too? What I want to address that you
Speaker 1: want to Yeah, I'm gona address that too. Thank you
Speaker 1: for reminding me, so, Scary says to me earlier in
Speaker 1: the night. What are you doing tonight, I says, Scary, Listen.
Speaker 1: You know I'm in the process of moving. I've got
Speaker 1: a day left to get the rest of this stuff
Speaker 1: out of my house. I'm gonna be working all night
Speaker 1: tonight driving my stuff from from my my house and
Speaker 1: by the way, slices, I'll fill you in all the
Speaker 1: details on the house. That's all the horrible real estate,
Speaker 1: the buyer stories, and follow that, I'll make it a
Speaker 1: whole thing. But for right now, I was like, Scary, listen,
Speaker 1: my night's fucked. I ended up until two thirty in
Speaker 1: the morning driving stuff from the old place to the
Speaker 1: new place because I didn't move that far. I said,
Speaker 1: I'm exhausted, my back hurts, I'm dying, so Scary already
Speaker 1: knew what I was doing that night. He goes, hey, Brody,
Speaker 1: you want to go to dinner. That's scary. I'm I'm
Speaker 1: swamped moving stuff out of my house. All right, I forgot, No,
Speaker 1: you didn't forget. Scary wanted credit for inviting me to
Speaker 1: I just knowing I couldn't go. If I'm going to
Speaker 1: be completely honest with the slices, I just wanted to
Speaker 1: give credit. I just wanted the credit, right, Yeah, because
Speaker 1: I knew you weren't coming. And guess what, had you
Speaker 1: came with us, you would have come, Because had you
Speaker 1: come with us, you would have caused a shit storm
Speaker 1: because of the whole splitting the check seven ways thing.
Speaker 1: And I didn't have the bar with it was bring
Speaker 1: your own, so I wasn't gonna be paying for anybody
Speaker 1: else's alcohol. I would have been fine with that. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: I don't mind splitting the check if it's fair and retrospect,
Speaker 1: it was you joyed to meet to dinner knowing I
Speaker 1: couldn't go, but I still got the credit. I'm mister
Speaker 1: nice credit. You got the credit. For a second when
Speaker 1: I went scared, that's very nice, thank you very much.
Speaker 1: And then I dawned on me what you did, and
Speaker 1: I was like, fuck you scared. You know I'm busy tonight.
Speaker 1: You started laughing. You don't get credit. Fuck you? Come on,
Speaker 1: I get credit with Scary and Rodi. Can we stay
Speaker 1: on the funeral tip and we can? Not a weird story.
Speaker 1: I need your opinion because I know you. I know
Speaker 1: when you hear the story, you're gonna think you know
Speaker 1: my opinion. So I want to tell you the story.
Speaker 1: It was on the news about a week and a
Speaker 1: half ago. A woman in England went on a site
Speaker 1: like mccaary or one of those non eBay sites, but
Speaker 1: the equivalent in England, and she was selling a whole
Speaker 1: lot of flowers flower arrangements, and so the per soon
Speaker 1: reached out to her and said, why are you selling
Speaker 1: all these flowers and flower arrangements and bouquets and everything? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, like I'm interested, I need them? What do
Speaker 1: you Why do you have all these flowers? Are you flourished?
Speaker 1: Just no, it's from my mother's funeral and I'm selling
Speaker 1: all the flowers. We didn't need them. After the funeral.
Speaker 1: So yeah, they all still look great. So I'm trying
Speaker 1: to make a little money off it. It's going to waste.
Speaker 1: They're gonna throw them out anyway. I don't know, man,
Speaker 1: I call that being an entrepreneur. So you're fine with that,
Speaker 1: I'm I mean, after the fact, they're gonna go in
Speaker 1: the garbage. Everything goes in the garbage. I saw firsthand
Speaker 1: what happened to all the flowers. We had more flowers
Speaker 1: than a florist at our funeral home for my mom,
Speaker 1: and I couldn't believe how much waste there was there.
Speaker 1: It all went in the trash. It's sad you only
Speaker 1: take so much. And then the rest of the brough
Speaker 1: I brought flowers. I don't even think you saw them,
Speaker 1: No I did. I saw them. They were on the table,
Speaker 1: they were beautiful, they were staying. They're in the trash. Now,
Speaker 1: well they don't planted them, they farm give them a
Speaker 1: new home. I don't know, man, I so you okay?
Speaker 1: So So if you had time, would you have tried
Speaker 1: to sell them? If somebody said, like, nah, I don't
Speaker 1: have the bandwidth. But if somebody has the time to
Speaker 1: sell them, sell them, then somebody will take them home
Speaker 1: and they will make they'll make the best of them,
Speaker 1: and they'll probably you know, make them, they'll try and
Speaker 1: keep them alive. I don't have a problem with it. Like, so,
Speaker 1: who's gonna buy a wall of flowers? Somebody, I guess
Speaker 1: I get I've set that iHeart wall offlower. That was huge.
Speaker 1: You can't then a call. Yeah, well, let me ask you.
Speaker 1: Guess if somebody said to you before the funeral, hey, uh,
Speaker 1: I can get you secondhand flowers. They were used for
Speaker 1: about forty five minutes this morning. You can have them
Speaker 1: all for like a third of the price. Loaded up,
Speaker 1: Load up the funeral home, load it up. Maybe start
Speaker 1: a business like uber flower where people look at hand flowers,
Speaker 1: second hand flowers. If people will deliver flowers like on
Speaker 1: the spot, buy sell, Hey, I can get them to
Speaker 1: your By one o'clock, we're still there's still people crying.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna wait till they finished crying. We'll get them
Speaker 1: out and crush out the name on the the sympathy card. Well, no,
Speaker 1: but write a new card. Yeah, yeah, second half flowers
Speaker 1: that they haven't been used. They've just been sitting now
Speaker 1: for a little while. Would you buy him? We've We've
Speaker 1: bought worse. We've bought gas station flowers before. Who knows
Speaker 1: where hell they came from. I don't think they came
Speaker 1: from a funeral, do you? No? Oh? Wait, you think no? Anyway?
Speaker 2: Did?
Speaker 1: By the way, was your does? Does your wife? Is
Speaker 1: she okay with gas station flowers? Who the hell's calling me?
Speaker 1: Is that my wife answered that question? That's my father.
Speaker 1: My father's calling me. Tony's calling me. Oh oh, I
Speaker 1: was talking about his speedo. Go and get him on,
Speaker 1: but uh no, I don't know if he's ready for that.
Speaker 1: Let me you want to book a boys podcast? No, no,
Speaker 1: let me just tell him. I'll call you back, but
Speaker 1: talk to him. I just I just texted him. All right,
Speaker 1: I'll call you later. We're in the middle of the podcast.
Speaker 1: I can't your father as a character. I know, but
Speaker 1: I know, but we we have seventeen things to cover,
Speaker 1: and I don't know if he's ready. If he's ready,
Speaker 1: I want to ask your father if would have the
Speaker 1: second hand fl No, I'm talking to you. Don't talk
Speaker 1: to my dad about that stuff. Crazy. Hey, what's he's
Speaker 1: the guy who's the last guy to be fancy? Let
Speaker 1: me always yells at you for being fancy. Yeah, although
Speaker 1: I bet your father knows po black topical means probably.
Speaker 1: So I got a question for you. This is this
Speaker 1: bothered the hell out of me. A brand new whole
Speaker 1: Food's opened in Jersey City, right because I used to
Speaker 1: have to go far away for one. Now one open
Speaker 1: ten blocks for me. You drive right in and they
Speaker 1: there's a sign that says, hey, park here, and it's
Speaker 1: you know, it really says buy something for twenty dollars,
Speaker 1: show over receipt and you park for free. Oh how
Speaker 1: much is parking? Well otherwise it's like, you know, it's
Speaker 1: like eight dollars and then fifteen by the hour. Here
Speaker 1: is it their parking lot? Or they make you park
Speaker 1: on the street. Well, you see, Brody, I live, I
Speaker 1: live in an area pooh poosi. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I have to how do I even how do I
Speaker 1: even go about this? No parking permit? No no, no,
Speaker 1: no no. Let me explain this because I have to
Speaker 1: paint the picture because most people listening don't have the
Speaker 1: situation of urban living where I live in those in
Speaker 1: the area that's so crowded. So where we live, I
Speaker 1: just had a money making idea. Go on, remind me
Speaker 1: where we live in this area, it's so crowded that
Speaker 1: how crowded is it? Well that even at places like
Speaker 1: the grocery stores, they have parking in these buildings that
Speaker 1: don't belong to them. They don't they don't own, there's
Speaker 1: no lots. We have to valid parking. Yes, you got
Speaker 1: to get it validated. So I was parking in a
Speaker 1: parking garage that Whole Foods uses, but they don't own
Speaker 1: the garage. They just own their own Whole Foods. But
Speaker 1: if you show them twenty dollars worth of receipts, you
Speaker 1: could park up there for like ninety minutes. Here's my issue. Ready,
Speaker 1: I did a major, major shopping shopping spree because I
Speaker 1: needed food because I was coming back from vacation. So
Speaker 1: I was in that fucking Whole Foods for over two hours.
Speaker 1: That's that's hold. I spent a lot of money in
Speaker 1: that Whole Foods that day. I had to fill my
Speaker 1: fridge was empty and I had to fill it. So
Speaker 1: I come out, I go to the you know, the
Speaker 1: lady gives me the redemption for parking. I go to
Speaker 1: the park pay it and she's like, oh, eight dollars please,
Speaker 1: and I'm like what they're like. Yeah, the free parking
Speaker 1: only covers you up to ninety minutes. You may Whole
Speaker 1: Foods more than ninety minutes, as I said, I was
Speaker 1: there for you don't have a checklist for two hours. Holy,
Speaker 1: but hold on, why the fuck am I getting punished
Speaker 1: for spending more time and more money? Because it makes
Speaker 1: no sense. It's a nine twenty dollars and twenty times.
Speaker 1: The more time I spend in Whole Foods, the more
Speaker 1: money I'm gonna spend. Obviously, since you left after an
Speaker 1: hour and come back and finish shopping, you would have
Speaker 1: been free parking. Yes, but that's not the issue. The
Speaker 1: issue is if someone's getting it going on a major
Speaker 1: grocery run and they got to spend two hours, three
Speaker 1: hours at the grocery store, their chances are they're gonna
Speaker 1: spend crazy money at that store. So then why the
Speaker 1: fuck am I getting punished and penalized now that I
Speaker 1: have to pay eight dollars for going over the ninety minutes?
Speaker 1: To me, it's like it should be free and they
Speaker 1: call them asshole foods. Fuck's that wrong? It is wrong.
Speaker 1: Did you ask to speak to a manager?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Because the people who own the parking lot is not
Speaker 1: whole foods. Their in lies should take eight dollars off
Speaker 1: your bill out damn straight, they should whole food Whole
Speaker 1: Foods shouldn't be covering you for ninety minutes. They should
Speaker 1: be covering you for two three hours. The longer you
Speaker 1: the longer you spend in the whole foods, the more
Speaker 1: money you're spending. Therefore, parking should definitely be free. But
Speaker 1: instead I got you have spend twenty dollars, you get
Speaker 1: an hour and a half. Did you know it was
Speaker 1: an hour and a half by the way, No, there
Speaker 1: was any signs that said there might have been. But
Speaker 1: the thing is, I look, let's just say there was
Speaker 1: a sign. If there was a sign, I would have
Speaker 1: probably been pulled a slick move like you and let
Speaker 1: left after the ninety minutes and then come came back in,
Speaker 1: circled around. And here's here's what I what I would say.
Speaker 1: They should have tiered comparking, tiered validation. In other words,
Speaker 1: if you spend twenty dollars, you get an hour and
Speaker 1: a half, but if you spend one hundred dollars or
Speaker 1: two hundred dollars, you get unlimited, or you get four
Speaker 1: hours right. It should be by It should be by spend,
Speaker 1: not by time. You should have gone to customer service
Speaker 1: immediately and said this is unacceptable. See that's the difference
Speaker 1: between you and returned everything but twenty dollars. That's the
Speaker 1: difference between you and me. We don't. I just I
Speaker 1: wasn't gonna quibble over it. I already have had groceres
Speaker 1: in my car, my slices. Use the iHeartRadio app, hit
Speaker 1: the talk back feature. Let us know what you would
Speaker 1: have done. Would you have just sucked it up and
Speaker 1: paid the parking for Keep in mind, I'm coming off
Speaker 1: of out of a parking lot that's all twisty in turney,
Speaker 1: and I was on the fourth floor and now I'm
Speaker 1: outside in the frigging you know, I already made the turnout.
Speaker 1: My my, my frozen stuff was melting, melting. I had
Speaker 1: eggs in the car, I had meat. I don't want
Speaker 1: something you did to find out until you at the
Speaker 1: at the arm going up. Yes, at the very end,
Speaker 1: I thought this was the cashier grocery. No, no, no
Speaker 1: groceries in the car. Driving out, you get to the arm,
Speaker 1: the lady takes the money, she scans the fucking uh
Speaker 1: the redemption and she goes eight dollars. Please, Oh you
Speaker 1: got balked. Of course I did, at least at least
Speaker 1: charge you four something. You got dick. You should go.
Speaker 1: You should take your seat and go to Whole Foods
Speaker 1: and complain to get your money back. And then I
Speaker 1: got dicked on this fucking peanut butter. They charged me. Whoa,
Speaker 1: whoa is there a dog involved? They got me this
Speaker 1: once once again. Fucking you put peanut butter on your
Speaker 1: dick that the dogs go crazy from what I've heard,
Speaker 1: from what you've heard, Yeah, that's not You don't know firsthand.
Speaker 1: Friend of yours told you, right, I know firsthand. I
Speaker 1: don't know dog hand. Oh well, I'll tell you this
Speaker 1: once again. Organic peanut butter make difference. They charged me
Speaker 1: twenty three ninety nine. Now peanut but now here's the
Speaker 1: best part. I eat the worst food all year except
Speaker 1: for first quarter. Scary. I googled it. Now it's expensive,
Speaker 1: But it's expensive. It's it's eleven ninety nine expensive, not
Speaker 1: twenty three ninety nine. So now here I am with
Speaker 1: the rear pan. Come home with you. I have the receipt.
Speaker 1: It's got to be a mistake. You could have bought
Speaker 1: a jar peanut butter gum free parking Brody twenty three
Speaker 1: ninety nine. I don't know what, So now what would
Speaker 1: Brody you do? Now I'm gonna I'm saving the city
Speaker 1: get back. Well, no, I didn't take it back, but
Speaker 1: I guess next time I go to Whole Foods, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna literally I have it. I have it circled. I'm like, hey, guys,
Speaker 1: you guys, you guys fucked me on this. Did you
Speaker 1: go on the app and see how much it is
Speaker 1: on the app?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: I probably should, but I googled it and Amazon's selling
Speaker 1: it for like eleven dollars or something. So open up
Speaker 1: the Amazon app and go to the food section. They
Speaker 1: may have overcharged you, or because Amazon charges different prices
Speaker 1: than the store does on a lot of things. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so that's why my brother, well, my brother told me.
Speaker 1: He said, there's a lot of stuff at Trader Joe's
Speaker 1: and at Whole Foods that if you go to find
Speaker 1: it in a local store in another area, the price
Speaker 1: is is is completely different, much marked down much. You know,
Speaker 1: it's a scambougie. It is a scambougie. That's a scamboogie.
Speaker 1: That's a new word. Write that down, hashtag scamboo scambougie
Speaker 1: because they know you'll pay a premium for it, because
Speaker 1: you're in Whole Foods. Yeah, but we've got you. There's
Speaker 1: a lot of there's a lot of products that they
Speaker 1: fucking do that. I don't know if the peanut butter
Speaker 1: was one of them. That had to be a mistake.
Speaker 1: There's no one knowing the whole case of peanut butter
Speaker 1: for twenty dollars. No one in their right mind would
Speaker 1: pay twenty three ds. So now I got another headache.
Speaker 1: So now I got two complaints. I gotta go to
Speaker 1: customer ship up, I gotta go to customer service. Now
Speaker 1: who watches the receipt? This is flying. I'm gonna make
Speaker 1: sure my soda bottles are on sale. I gotta make
Speaker 1: sure everything. Just because I tell you it's on sale
Speaker 1: doesn't mean the digital couplan it applied. Well, now now
Speaker 1: I have I have two gripes. When I go back there,
Speaker 1: the parking situation, customer service and this twenty three ninety
Speaker 1: nine peanut putter. How much they charge for seedless gripes?
Speaker 1: Like thirty dollars? What are you talking? By the way,
Speaker 1: I was at the Whole Foods today, which I mentioned
Speaker 1: about I couldn't get the US. Yes, yeah, I had
Speaker 1: a return stuff that King of frugal. I had a
Speaker 1: return stuff to Amazon. The Amazon return is it? The
Speaker 1: Whole Foods? Okay? Anyway? For years? For years, you walk
Speaker 1: into the Whole Foods and as soon as you walk
Speaker 1: in the exit, right, there's the table right there by
Speaker 1: the silverware that you can take for the food. Right
Speaker 1: there's the counter of Amazon. You're done. You walk in
Speaker 1: ten feet that you're done. Boom. I walk in. There's
Speaker 1: picnic tables there. Now like, where the fuck is the
Speaker 1: Amazon return? I'll sign nowhere? No signage, So I'm looking around.
Speaker 1: I'm looking around, and finally some girls s works there.
Speaker 1: She goes. You have to look on your face like
Speaker 1: you're looking for the Amazon return. Yeah. Just it's all
Speaker 1: the way back there in the fall corner. Did I
Speaker 1: miss a sign? No, there's no sign. I had to
Speaker 1: go all the way to back. I think it's a
Speaker 1: national branding thing, because that's exactly the situation at the
Speaker 1: one by me, the Whole Foods by me. The Amazon
Speaker 1: return is there on that level, but it looks like
Speaker 1: a fucking giant break room like a cafeteria, and like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck's going on? And people are sitting down
Speaker 1: it's like a cafe and people are eating and drinking there.
Speaker 1: But that there's also in the way back there's an
Speaker 1: Amazon return So I guess so behind the picnic tables
Speaker 1: all the way in the back. That's how they're building
Speaker 1: my returns, so I said. I said to the woman
Speaker 1: who worked there, I said, hey, I couldn't find this place,
Speaker 1: like I didn't know you moved it. Yeah, just oh
Speaker 1: there's a sign. Really, where's the sign? Oh yeah, I
Speaker 1: guess there should be a sign. There's no sign. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so fuck you. Whole Foods for me and for Skiy, yeah,
Speaker 1: both of us, unless you want to sponsor the podcast
Speaker 1: asshole Foods. Asshole food Is that the name of this
Speaker 1: ass w h o eli food that's the name of
Speaker 1: the podcast this episode as Whole Foods. Oh my god, No,
Speaker 1: we can't name it that. Why not? Oh dude, I'll
Speaker 1: never I'll never get a sponsorship from them again. If
Speaker 1: they advertise I would have one. No, but I I would.
Speaker 1: If you think one comes down the road and he
Speaker 1: starts amazingly, will be very nice to them. I love
Speaker 1: Whole foods, but they've not been good to You want
Speaker 1: me today? That's all foods. That's whole foods, whole paycheck foods.
Speaker 1: Did we just think of a title right here as
Speaker 1: we're in the middle of the pod. By the way,
Speaker 1: I don't know if anyone's ever called it that before,
Speaker 1: but that's what I just called it. It's not my head.
Speaker 1: That's all foods. That's Whole foods. In a minute, all right,
Speaker 1: it's the podcast. I never told I have traded Joe's
Speaker 1: that to be over. I'll spell trader t R A
Speaker 1: I t o R trade trade Joe's I'm ready. Uh
Speaker 1: so we never man, we went on vacation and we
Speaker 1: just left everybody well, left everybody high and dry. Def
Speaker 1: Leppard album, nineteen eighty one. Everyone needs time with their family.
Speaker 1: I I planned this, I talked about it. I I
Speaker 1: I followed through on the promise. It wasn't just promise.
Speaker 1: We had to take Butters, the racist dog. Did you
Speaker 1: know the Butters was was boarded up or somebody was
Speaker 1: watching Butters. He wasn't boarded up. They didn't take planks
Speaker 1: of wooden and stable them. Damn they get damaged during zone.
Speaker 1: They bought. Isn't that what they call it when you
Speaker 1: when you leave, you board the dog. You don't board
Speaker 1: the dog up. You brought up windows during a hurricane
Speaker 1: or right? Do I know? I don't have any pets.
Speaker 1: They don't board it up though they bought it up
Speaker 1: the dog. No, you don't board up the dog. Brought
Speaker 1: up means you put boards on it. Some fuck Michael
Speaker 1: McDonald is white amazing. Listen. So they boarded up the dog.
Speaker 1: We went to We went to dumb ass. We stayed
Speaker 1: at COSTAA Campo in the Dominican Republican. Okay, Campo, can
Speaker 1: I address every Yeah? Yeah, you fucking you let me
Speaker 1: down a rabbit hole. You said it in that house
Speaker 1: of evil, and it does it. It means farmhouse. Thank you, slices.
Speaker 1: I tell you, I'm not going to mention any names,
Speaker 1: but two slices told me, hey, we looked it up.
Speaker 1: You weren't right. It's actually a house of whatever you
Speaker 1: just said farmhouse. Yeah, And I'm like, of course, I'm
Speaker 1: not right. It was a fucking joke. Of course, fucking
Speaker 1: what scary he doesn't speak Spanish cause of the Campo. Brody,
Speaker 1: you were wrong. I looked it up. It's not. I
Speaker 1: knew it. I knew I'd been had. I'm like, nas
Speaker 1: you know what. He did that on purpose, said thank
Speaker 1: you Slices for looking it up and tell me the
Speaker 1: real thing. So we were in the Dominican Republic, and
Speaker 1: a lot of people when they think Dominican Republic, they
Speaker 1: just think puttakana and that's it. Uh, But this is
Speaker 1: a whole other area. It's like, and this is not
Speaker 1: a commercial. This is not an ad. Believe me, it
Speaker 1: is not an ad. I paid fucking retail and then
Speaker 1: some for this. But it was a good time away
Speaker 1: the couple. Was the trip more expensive than whole foods? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was expensive, okay, but you know what, you can't
Speaker 1: put a price on spending time with your family and
Speaker 1: you know, making memories with the grandkids from my father.
Speaker 1: That was turnkey. But I tried Dominican lamb. Yeah was it?
Speaker 1: I feel like a real woman I got. I got.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, you ever not look things up like the
Speaker 1: camp on what it means? Yeah. Well, so my father
Speaker 1: was talking about having lamb chops because he likes lamb chops.
Speaker 1: So they made his lamb chops for lunch. But then
Speaker 1: they're like you know, for dinner, we're gonna cook you
Speaker 1: guys a specialty of the house, Dominican lamb. They're like,
Speaker 1: lamb chops are great, but Dominican lamb it's the best. Okay,
Speaker 1: just like red pandas aren't really pandas uh, and Dominican
Speaker 1: lamb is not really sweet. Breads are not sweet and
Speaker 1: they're not bread bread. Yeah. Yeah, it's like that. So
Speaker 1: as it turns out a rocky mountain oysters, the Dominican
Speaker 1: lamb comes out in like a stew and a beautiful sauce,
Speaker 1: and you know, it's like kind of like these chunky
Speaker 1: little pieces of look like it looks like beef. Okay, interesting,
Speaker 1: it's like lamb. Yeah, why don't you, Brodie, why don't
Speaker 1: you give a Google search real quick and find out
Speaker 1: live on this podcast. So we're sitting there, we're eating it, like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is so good. That's awesome, And I'm like, well,
Speaker 1: what kind of meat is this Dominican lamb? Yeah, Dominican lamb? Brody,
Speaker 1: tell them what Dominican lamb is. Hold, I'm looking it up.
Speaker 1: Hold on, hold, Dominican lamb is. I'll just spare you. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: keep going with your story. Well, well, the story is
Speaker 1: the punchline of what Dominican lamb really is. Okay, what
Speaker 1: is Dominican lamb? I'm getting recipes because they don't have
Speaker 1: they don't have, like lamb is not readily avail like
Speaker 1: real lamb. Like you're thinking the lamb chops with mint jelly.
Speaker 1: We had that. They found something for us for lunch.
Speaker 1: But the Dominican lamb in this stew and this sauce, yeah,
Speaker 1: is baby goat. You look at you, it's baby goat.
Speaker 1: We ate baby goat. And we were eating a baby goat.
Speaker 1: So they said, yeah, the baby goat. And when someone
Speaker 1: looked up at the table and there's the picture of
Speaker 1: a baby goat, I'm like, no, oh, yeah, braised.
Speaker 3: Goat, it's goat. Why do they call it lamb? Not
Speaker 3: the Yeah, it was it good, Oh my god, it
Speaker 3: was so good.
Speaker 1: We loved it. See mind over matter, you just never know.
Speaker 1: But yeah, we were eating, we were eating. We were
Speaker 1: eating Dominican lamb, baby goat. And I gotta say it
Speaker 1: was also, is it the greatest of all time? It
Speaker 1: was very good. Didn't get that reference? The greatest of
Speaker 1: all time? Goat? Goat? Oh goat? The greatest of all time. Ah,
Speaker 1: I see what you did there. Everybody, all the slices
Speaker 1: were waiting for you on that one. Yeah. No, of course,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. That was like baby go Tom Brady's kid. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So uh yeah. So so we we did have we
Speaker 1: had a staff and that the chef would cook for
Speaker 1: us at the house. We would tell them what the groceries,
Speaker 1: what we wanted. And then a chef at the house,
Speaker 1: your boogie bastard, Well that was part of the deal.
Speaker 1: Like they they they cook for you if you want,
Speaker 1: and we were like, yeah, cook us something great. And
Speaker 1: then but you're paying for the food they go shopping
Speaker 1: for you, and now there's no whole foods there. But uh,
Speaker 1: you know, they give you a grocery bill at the
Speaker 1: end of this day and then you know, you you
Speaker 1: divvy it up. It's what you do when you're on
Speaker 1: vacation with the family. But I am a pro Fuck
Speaker 1: what's the matter, brody, because somebody already stole my idea?
Speaker 1: What's that? A booge cruise? A booge cruise, Yes, that
Speaker 1: was a million dollar idea Booge cruise dotready exists. God
Speaker 1: damn it. So this house that we were at. They
Speaker 1: were like, oh, this is this is a famous house.
Speaker 1: It's a party house. It's a ghost house. How much
Speaker 1: did you pay for it? No, it's not what I
Speaker 1: paid for it. It was a famous house where a
Speaker 1: big a lot of parties would go on. Post Malone
Speaker 1: stayed at this house. Wait a minute, so you were
Speaker 1: there post post Malone. I was there post post Malone,
Speaker 1: and Tiger the Rapper also stayed at the house. So
Speaker 1: you was a post Tiger. So all the while I'm thinking,
Speaker 1: don't touch his curls. Well, you know the pool area,
Speaker 1: I'm thinking like, oh my god, rockstar living. We're weird
Speaker 1: in the same house that post he rented. And then
Speaker 1: they told me that the bedroom that me and Robin
Speaker 1: are staying in, the bedroom that Robin and I were
Speaker 1: staying in, yeah, was the bedroom that post Malone stayed in.
Speaker 1: And Brody I couldn't help to think. It all hit
Speaker 1: me one one night I was sitting there by myself
Speaker 1: on the toilet and I'm like, oh my god, post
Speaker 1: Malone said on this toilet. I'm like, did I really
Speaker 1: need to know that post Malone's like slept in that
Speaker 1: bed and like sullied the sheets. And did it. But
Speaker 1: he did. I don't know. Anyway, it was it was
Speaker 1: cool to know they do in the pool. That's a
Speaker 1: better question. I don't know. Maybe you swam in circles.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, do you feel better now? I'm just saying yeah,
Speaker 1: I I I'm I don't know if I've I'm better
Speaker 1: for having that knowledge or if I'm worse off because
Speaker 1: scary you got to stay in a house where famous
Speaker 1: people stayed. No, but I kept thinking about, oh my god,
Speaker 1: this is I sat on this toilet. Post Malone sat
Speaker 1: on this toilet. That's like you're a rock star taking
Speaker 1: the life. You're a sign out, You're a psycho name
Speaker 1: in case you didn't know, slices, we're naming post Malone songs.
Speaker 1: I was, yes, I got four and I think I
Speaker 1: think I got three. Circles dude, post yeah, sunflower you.
Speaker 1: I was like, wow, I was wow. A hot tub there, Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: there was a hot tub. Yes, due you know post Malone,
Speaker 1: uh post coitus right in that hot tug dude, you
Speaker 1: know he did? Yeah, Well, we ate so much. I
Speaker 1: was post by the end of that. Oh oh, speaking
Speaker 1: of postavon, scary are you doing with the trip talk?
Speaker 1: Because you sent me the video over. Yeah, yeah, I have, well,
Speaker 1: one more thing on the trip, one more thing on
Speaker 1: the trip. I feel like my niece Ruby hates me.
Speaker 1: I talked, no doubt I mentioned I mentioned it on
Speaker 1: the Big Show as an around the room. But I
Speaker 1: don't know what it is. I'm hoping she grows out
Speaker 1: of it. I couldn't look her directly in the eye
Speaker 1: every time I she was listen. This baby was happy,
Speaker 1: full of joy, smiling, laughing, eating with her. She was
Speaker 1: sitting in her high chairs. She yello, Jeff colicy? Was
Speaker 1: she colicky? She had her little baby bib on and
Speaker 1: the food. They have these rubber bibs that have a
Speaker 1: food catcher like a trough rubber babybibs underneath, so the
Speaker 1: food that like like falls into the think. So she's
Speaker 1: eating with her hands, she in the high chair. All
Speaker 1: of a sudden, I look at her and smile, like really,
Speaker 1: she stops. She looks me dead in the face and
Speaker 1: going from laughing to screaming her brains out. They took
Speaker 1: her about fifteen minutes to get under control. I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I'm like, my niece hates me. I
Speaker 1: don't know if it's me if it's a guy thing.
Speaker 1: Whatever they're saying that babies that were born in the
Speaker 1: COVID era that didn't get to see and experience a
Speaker 1: lot of impultents' yes, a lot. I don't like you
Speaker 1: in general. No, I found it. Don't like you. I
Speaker 1: found out it's the outside world. They haven't gotten the
Speaker 1: seen it. They haven't gotten to see it. So like
Speaker 1: what you're going with, I wasn't over for three years.
Speaker 1: How old I was, she's like one and a half.
Speaker 1: The thing wasn't born during COVID, then, your dumb ass, No,
Speaker 1: but she she was protected and she stayed in a lot.
Speaker 1: She hasn't been exposed to the element. COVID was over
Speaker 1: in twenty one and a half. I read an article
Speaker 1: that COVID babies. All right, so maybe the baby's got
Speaker 1: a three now fun Nicki Minaj in two thousand and nine, Well,
Speaker 1: you have no concept it's a COVID baby. But these
Speaker 1: babies that were born okay, maybe not her, but babies
Speaker 1: that are three years old. But now, the one that
Speaker 1: hates you, they all have anxiety. They don't they haven't
Speaker 1: had outside stimuluses. You think she has anxiety from the
Speaker 1: fact that she missed COVID by two years. No, my
Speaker 1: brother and sister in law said that that for the
Speaker 1: first year of her life, they you know, they kind
Speaker 1: of kept her indoors a little bit. They kind of
Speaker 1: treated her. Now clubbing right, she wasn't out and exposed
Speaker 1: to the to the elements. So let me ask you
Speaker 1: a question. I saw her at Christmas. She was friendly
Speaker 1: to me. Are you looking directly in the eye? Of
Speaker 1: course I did it when we said, lo lords, are
Speaker 1: you doing it?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 1: She's got it. Every time I see her, she cries
Speaker 1: you gave her a present. She turned away from you
Speaker 1: when you gave her a present. I know she'll grow
Speaker 1: out of that. A lot of people responded to that comment.
Speaker 1: When I made it and that people emailed me and
Speaker 1: they said, scary, don't worry about it. You know now
Speaker 1: it's ten fifteen years later, and my niece and my
Speaker 1: nephew they love me now. They used to cry when
Speaker 1: they see me, So I guess I don't have to
Speaker 1: really worry about it. But what are you gonna do
Speaker 1: with a twelve year old niece, a thirteen fourteen year
Speaker 1: old niece? The hell are you gonna say to them?
Speaker 1: I'm you probably won't be and see what undred at
Speaker 1: that point you'll be eighty Wow. What do you say
Speaker 1: you're ruthless tonight? Huh No, I'm just saying, like, what
Speaker 1: are you gonna says? You know what I'm saying. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna she's not gonna avoid me. Who's to say,
Speaker 1: Who's to say? Man, kids, kids are weird that way?
Speaker 1: All right? Well, my kids avoid me and my kids
Speaker 1: do well. Listen to me. I'm just saying that there
Speaker 1: are maybe not ruby bad example, there are babies out
Speaker 1: there that are three four years old now that may
Speaker 1: have a lot of anxiety because I think a six
Speaker 1: month old baby knows the difference between sitting on the
Speaker 1: couch and sitting in a restaurant, but three years removed
Speaker 1: now they may have developmental issues because of what they
Speaker 1: went through.
Speaker 3: Then.
Speaker 1: I don't know, you're making ship up. You're making up
Speaker 1: which podcast? Did you hear that on? Which which cable
Speaker 1: news network that made up that story. It's just throwing out,
Speaker 1: by the way, the CDC that what they issued today
Speaker 1: COVID should now be treated exactly like the flu sound familiar,
Speaker 1: Just saying yes, scary, I along now the strains have
Speaker 1: been changed, maybe taking the wind out of my seals
Speaker 1: because you're making I'm just saying, all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: it's being treated like the flu. Scary. I explained to
Speaker 1: you why it's being treated more like the flu now
Speaker 1: because the serious part it has gone. It's gone away,
Speaker 1: just like other viruses and disease. All Right, you and
Speaker 1: I have come to blows on this for years and
Speaker 1: you're quoting your unhappy. It was a happy It was
Speaker 1: a happy day. It was a very good day. People
Speaker 1: people coming around, different strain now, different strain. Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: we'll talk about the Earth being flat. We can do
Speaker 1: that next coming up after this. But where did that
Speaker 1: come from? Have you not put on social media? Have
Speaker 1: you not seen the swell of flat earthers. I'm not
Speaker 1: a I don't believe that the Earth is flat. Holy shit.
Speaker 1: You go on TikTok and you scroll for you page
Speaker 1: and every like seventh or eighth live videos. Brody, I
Speaker 1: can't even trust TikTok videos anymore. Some motherfucker put an
Speaker 1: oreo cookie in milk and a glass, put it in
Speaker 1: the microwave and it came out and the oreo was
Speaker 1: five times the size and I'm like, I can absorb
Speaker 1: the milk. And I'm like, that's a fucking Oreo cakester,
Speaker 1: you asshole. I know an Oreo cakester when I see one.
Speaker 1: And secondly, the time lapse after the three minutes in
Speaker 1: the microwave, he just reached into the microwave, grabbed the
Speaker 1: glass and pulled it out, and I'm like, ah, you
Speaker 1: would have needed potholders if that glass was just coming
Speaker 1: out of the microwave after three minutes. Well they.
Speaker 2: Ed it.
Speaker 1: He didn't put anything in there for three minutes, but
Speaker 1: he grabbed the fucking thing out of the microwave like
Speaker 1: it just came out. And I'm like, would you fucking
Speaker 1: like like gotten blisters on your hands? But no, My
Speaker 1: point is I don't I read. I read the blisters
Speaker 1: in a longer, painful. I don't that. I don't trust
Speaker 1: anything I see on TikTok. I don't. And you know,
Speaker 1: I'm just telling you this. People debating the Earth being flat,
Speaker 1: they think everything's fake. It's flat. My head hurts, mind
Speaker 1: does I can't watch the videos. I do have TikTok
Speaker 1: audio I want to play after this? Could you could
Speaker 1: you massage my temples? No, I cannot. I didn't know
Speaker 1: you were Jewish. Now I've told you about these scammers
Speaker 1: that go on, like the fourth the hidden fourth hidden object. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I came across this one again. It's like a
Speaker 1: cartoon drawing and it's four items that are hidden, and
Speaker 1: it says, I bet you won't find the fourth item.
Speaker 1: Why because it's not there. It's not there. We've talked
Speaker 1: about this, right, and and the guy's like, oh, if
Speaker 1: I get like four more presents or money guns, I'll
Speaker 1: tell you where where it is. I'll tell you right
Speaker 1: now all we need a lot of times they're pre recorded,
Speaker 1: they're not even like live, they're just and they go,
Speaker 1: Maria got it, and you look at this, No Marie,
Speaker 1: in the in the comments, no one's getting it. No
Speaker 1: one's getting it right because it's not there. You can't
Speaker 1: find something it isn't there. And people are guessing, is
Speaker 1: it the hairbrush? Is it in her hair? Is it
Speaker 1: by your head? Is it by the cat? Is it's
Speaker 1: not there? So this guy is promising it's too long
Speaker 1: to play the whole thing, but I want you to
Speaker 1: hear this guy. He's like, I'm wanna tell you. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna tell you the answer right now, right now, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna tell you the answer right now here it is.
Speaker 1: Listen to this guy's audio. I wanted to go through
Speaker 1: the front of punch up you've before.
Speaker 2: Except right now, okay, only only have a few more seconds, yes,
Speaker 2: thor guys, we will be reviewing it in then in
Speaker 2: the next couple of seconds, everybody start screen recording your devices.
Speaker 1: Right now, right now. I can't I can't take it.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna jump ahead. Hold on, I'm gonna jump ahead.
Speaker 1: I can't take this ship. I want you to hear
Speaker 1: a little more of it. Everyone just everyone's doing this
Speaker 1: for the clicks, the views, the likes to go viralssres.
Speaker 2: Less left on the list. If you guys want to
Speaker 2: be noticed by thirty eight thousand people, you guys got
Speaker 2: to be a first to send the train right now eleven,
Speaker 2: you guys are gonna give you notice the pre recorder.
Speaker 1: Live the whole entire of course, it was what you
Speaker 1: hear that? Did you hear that? What are you say again?
Speaker 1: Listen again? Here's the ending here.
Speaker 2: Iss less left on the list. If you guys want
Speaker 2: to be noticed by thirty people.
Speaker 1: Seven minutes later, it's got to be a first one.
Speaker 1: He's still gonna tell you right.
Speaker 2: Now, who's gonna be the first one? You guys are
Speaker 2: gonna give me noticed by the whole entire live.
Speaker 1: Whole entire he that went entire. Yeah, you know I
Speaker 1: went dead? Why he ended? Yeah, ended the live and
Speaker 1: then yeah, hold on, I find him again as I'm
Speaker 1: scrolling through the for you page. Hold on you get
Speaker 1: to the end of here again. Yeah, this is this
Speaker 1: is twenty minutes now. Lady's hair, the spoon, he's giving
Speaker 1: he's telling you what we already know, the three we
Speaker 1: already know, and then he goes, it's over. He just
Speaker 1: it just ends the live. He never tells you, and
Speaker 1: it comes back. He goes, I don't know what happened.
Speaker 1: I don't know what happened. It's never it's never cut
Speaker 1: out before. It's never cut out before. I'm gonna tell
Speaker 1: you what it is right now. Twenty minutes he goes, on,
Speaker 1: I leave and I come back. He's still doing it.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right now, right now, I see
Speaker 1: five more people right now, right now. Everybody. Everybody wants
Speaker 1: to be famous, everybody wants to go viral, everybody, but
Speaker 1: but these misleading. I just can't stand these misleading experiments
Speaker 1: where they just it's all, it's all fuckery. You know
Speaker 1: it's not it's not real. What was that, the one
Speaker 1: the non melting ice cream or something? Yeah, well, no,
Speaker 1: that that's real. In one moment did we talk about that?
Speaker 1: It's all it's all it's all chemicals. It's all chemicals.
Speaker 1: It doesn't melt. No, this fucking oreo thing where the
Speaker 1: oreo like, bet you didn't know this. It took me
Speaker 1: all these years to figure out that the oriole will
Speaker 1: absorb the milk if you put it in for three minutes.
Speaker 1: You can't believe if you watch something you're like this
Speaker 1: so much. There's so many scambonies on on on TikTok.
Speaker 1: If you see something and you go, I can't believe
Speaker 1: that's amazing, then it's probably not. It's probably not. If
Speaker 1: it was that amazing, you'd know about it already. Oh
Speaker 1: oh did you last week? Hold on, ye dude, we're
Speaker 1: sidetracking each other. What happened to the band? You were
Speaker 1: gonna pull up?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: The band? No?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Now I want to hear about curby your enthusiasm okay,
Speaker 1: because I can't curb my enthusiasm anymore. Okay, hold on,
Speaker 1: curb your hope, Curby enthusiasm. Not not so Today's what
Speaker 1: it was today Monday? Yeah right, not the episode on
Speaker 1: on the third. What's stay the fourth? Today's the fourth? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Not not the March third episode. Last week, the February episode,
Speaker 1: Larry walks in at eleven ten to the golf club
Speaker 1: with his friends, no spoilers, not a big deal. And
Speaker 1: he and his friends are like, oh, give me have
Speaker 1: an omelet. And she says, after eleven o'clock, I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't make it. I can't make you breakfast. I
Speaker 1: can't have breakfast's clothes. We're we're on lunch menu now.
Speaker 1: He said, well, what's the big deal? Some eggs, I
Speaker 1: cook it myself. We can't do it. He has his
Speaker 1: own eggs in his pocket. He I got my own eggs.
Speaker 1: I got my own eggs. It's bread in the back.
Speaker 1: Make me some French toast. He's I gotta French toast.
Speaker 1: So she gets in the whole argument, and then she
Speaker 1: ends up making them gets into breakfast food at eleven ten.
Speaker 1: Then every other table in the place now wants breakfast food.
Speaker 1: Became a whole thing. The whole episode. Then they go back,
Speaker 1: they go back later. I'm gonna tell you, gotta watch
Speaker 1: the episode. But it's all about he couldn't get breakfast
Speaker 1: after eleven o'clock. Sound familiar. It's only eleven ten. What
Speaker 1: are you talking about? You just finished making it? Yeah,
Speaker 1: except when it's happened to me the Jersey Shore. It
Speaker 1: was eleven oh one. Okay, eleven oh one eleven ten
Speaker 1: are two different things. Did you bring your own eggs?
Speaker 1: I didn't, b yoe? No? Okay, Oh it was great.
Speaker 1: Here's a great episode so far. It's a pretty good season.
Speaker 1: Now that that TikTok that I sent you that you're
Speaker 1: just obsessed with. Okay, I knew you on this in
Speaker 1: his video. Look, I don't want to hear about fat shaming.
Speaker 1: I don't all right, this is Brooklyn Boys podcast. We
Speaker 1: could just do it. You don't even have to give
Speaker 1: the disclaimer. Okay. He sends me a video It's almost cool,
Speaker 1: Alice is are cool? Okay. It's from an account called
Speaker 1: epic dot Comments, dot God, and they post off that
Speaker 1: already has unbelievably funny comments. Yeah. So it's a video
Speaker 1: of three guys in a garage or four guys in
Speaker 1: a garage's jamming with their guitars. They're jamming and they're
Speaker 1: they're incredibly large, incredibly large. One of these guys are big,
Speaker 1: and they're playing like this, like rock this bad. I
Speaker 1: had these power chords. They were like jammin' with you know,
Speaker 1: with their guitars and strumming their guitars and and so
Speaker 1: it's about thirty second comments. Thirty second video. No, it's
Speaker 1: it's like five seconds. It is not even long. It's
Speaker 1: just the loop. It's I'm looking at the comments and
Speaker 1: if one person wrote, you know, like Pyork, they wrote
Speaker 1: Puork with a P like pork. And then someone wrote
Speaker 1: Avenged seven Folds, red Hot, Twinkie Scoffers, food street Boys,
Speaker 1: rage against the Cardio Machine. Yeah, Alison Kanes, which is
Speaker 1: a chicken fried chicken place. Uh, and pressure wrote this
Speaker 1: band is heavy as fuck, meaning the music but the
Speaker 1: heart attacks Fleetwood, Mac and Cheese, m we know, bread Zeppelin,
Speaker 1: bread Zeppelin, Pound Garden, led Zeppelin, Feasty Boys, Panic at
Speaker 1: the Crisco, the Rolling Stones, the Rolling Stones, Jimmy Eat, Worlds,
Speaker 1: Panic at the Bistro, pearl Ham, Heart Attack, earth Wind,
Speaker 1: and tired. So I got Mumfort and Tons. So I
Speaker 1: got sucked in. So you may not know all of
Speaker 1: these bands, I'm gonna mention, but I did rage against
Speaker 1: the vending machine, the Bait, Titty Rollers, Minnie van Halen, Cage,
Speaker 1: the Elephants, the meg A Death, Shalk Reference, Savage, Olive Garden, Fat,
Speaker 1: Lizzie Our Lady, piece of Pizza, jelly Rolls, Faith no More.
Speaker 1: I turned into fits no more. A flock of seagulls.
Speaker 1: I turned into a plate of seagulls. Less than Jake,
Speaker 1: I turned into more than Jake, eagleye cherry Pie. I
Speaker 1: turned Arrow Smith into Carol Smith. Caro is the syrup
Speaker 1: you make a pea campie out of bowling for sheep
Speaker 1: Hershey's Kiss, Wow, Newfound Gravy, Avenge, seven Sevenfold, Culture Club, Sandwich,
Speaker 1: Foody and the Flay of Fish, The Flat Blowfish, Alter Bridge, Collapse,
Speaker 1: Man sized Steamrollers, Mighty Mighty Waistbands, Alison Spanks, Fall limp
Speaker 1: e rhythmcdonald's chicken finger Fruit Punch, Red Tracksuit Apparatus. Wow,
Speaker 1: you just kept going. I wrote five Young Cannibals, and
Speaker 1: there's only four of them, So you make it figure
Speaker 1: out where went Golden Corral Earring, Burger King Diamond, you know,
Speaker 1: Temple of the Dog. I made them, Temple of the
Speaker 1: Hot Dog eating Contest, Cohat and Cambria. I made Coheating,
Speaker 1: Camon Bear, Huge Lewis and the Choose Buffalo, Wild Winger, Midnight,
Speaker 1: Friar Oil, Florida Georgia Sized Bachman Turner, Overweight, My Edible Romance,
Speaker 1: Three Hog Night, The Almond Butter Brothers Band, All you
Speaker 1: Can Eat Breakfast Club. Do you kept going nine inch
Speaker 1: chins jars of gravy? How many hows were you at this?
Speaker 1: Three minutes? Jim Class, no shows, real real, real, real,
Speaker 1: big fish, electric light orches for electric light orchestra. I
Speaker 1: had to stop, it was getting late. I had so
Speaker 1: much fun. Yeah, I hope they don't see the common
Speaker 1: but boy, there's some fucking clever people on the Internet. Yes,
Speaker 1: so the Internet always wins. The Internet wins. They have
Speaker 1: to know. I mean, I think they do that sometimes
Speaker 1: just to put it out there to see if anybody's
Speaker 1: gonna bite, because because people my god, So one other
Speaker 1: thing I wanted to bring up before uh oh we
Speaker 1: talked about oh did uh oh wait a second, Oh yes,
Speaker 1: this happened and Robin and I. I was embarrassed, me
Speaker 1: and Robin. No, Robin and Robin and me. Well, actually
Speaker 1: it happened to me and Robin. Let's fine that way, ye.
Speaker 1: So during that vacation, one night, we're like, oh, let's
Speaker 1: just the two of us go out to dinner. So
Speaker 1: we went to the Italian restaurant that they had. You
Speaker 1: should have invited me. I couldn't make it this and
Speaker 1: they had serenaders. So they had a violinist and like,
Speaker 1: I guess they're playing like their their acoustic guitar or
Speaker 1: whatever it was, but three of them and they were singing.
Speaker 1: They were all singing together like Italian songs. So they
Speaker 1: approach our table a song for the lady, A song
Speaker 1: for the lady that we didn't have fucking cash on us.
Speaker 1: Oh no. I was like, oh no, this is awkward.
Speaker 1: And it was after they started singing, so I'm like,
Speaker 1: now what. I felt so bad, Brodie because now they're
Speaker 1: singing and the only thing I could think of while
Speaker 1: they're serenading us is I got no money for a tip?
Speaker 1: I mean you got to tip them, right. They don't
Speaker 1: just sing. They don't come over to your table and
Speaker 1: sing for free. I feel like you got to give
Speaker 1: them at least five what you say, five bucks? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: at least buck. How many guys were there? Three? I
Speaker 1: think I give him five. You gotta give them five
Speaker 1: at least at least five. If not, you know, you
Speaker 1: can slip them three singles. But you got you know,
Speaker 1: I mean, if I had a twenty dollars bill on me,
Speaker 1: I'd say, here, sing me a couple of songs. But
Speaker 1: I was I was not even in that position. I
Speaker 1: felt so embarrassed. So they finished and I was like, yeah, bravo, okay,
Speaker 1: and then they they did that linger, like the pregnant pause,
Speaker 1: like yeah all right, and I'm like, I'm like, you
Speaker 1: guys were amazing, thank you. And I just looked down
Speaker 1: at my fucking steak and I started cutting it.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: Yes, So so as they've walked away, no, I said,
Speaker 1: excuse me, I said, as you know, I came from
Speaker 1: one of the houses here and I'm staying at the post.
Speaker 1: I only have I only have a credit card on me.
Speaker 1: And he got go and go and gold bars and
Speaker 1: he goes, oh, he goes, that's not a problem at all.
Speaker 1: He goes, he pulls out a card. He goes, here's
Speaker 1: the cue. Scan the QR code. He goes, this is
Speaker 1: my VENMO. Nice. Yeah. I'm like, yeah, all right, okay,
Speaker 1: Now you're thinking I said you got it, and I
Speaker 1: scanned the VET. I scanned the QR. They don't take
Speaker 1: it over with that ship anymore. No, that's exactly it.
Speaker 1: Now it's like, oh, so sorry, I don't have any cash, Like,
Speaker 1: I mean, someone could be in hands. A homeless guy
Speaker 1: is gonna come to your call window, yes, and he's
Speaker 1: gonna say, can you help me out with some lunch? Like,
Speaker 1: I don't have any money? God? No, I got Venmo,
Speaker 1: then I got Vemo, I got cash app here, just
Speaker 1: scan the QR and send me some money. Freaking dude,
Speaker 1: everybody's getting in on it now. I mean, I have
Speaker 1: it in my notes to talk about this episode. There
Speaker 1: was an accordion player on the on the on the
Speaker 1: Path train last two weeks ago when I was on
Speaker 1: the Path train right and he's playing piano man. First
Speaker 1: of all, you can't play piano man on the court.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, yeah, that doesn't make any sense. You shouldn't
Speaker 1: be playing sing as a song. You're the accordion man,
Speaker 1: don't you should do scenes with an Italian restaurant. He
Speaker 1: can do the beginning. Yeah, so he's got a he's
Speaker 1: got his Venmo sign hanging off his basket. You had
Speaker 1: the basket in case you had cash, and if you didn't,
Speaker 1: he had the Venmo QR code, which, as we all know,
Speaker 1: QR stands for scary. What does QR stand for? You know?
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't even know no QR oh QR code?
Speaker 1: What does that mean? Quick reader response? Quick response? Okay,
Speaker 1: dire go slices, you're welcome. Didn't know, I'm not am'st
Speaker 1: the slices new it's fine and most people quick response code.
Speaker 1: I was quick reader. See see, I just off I
Speaker 1: thought off the top of my head what it could
Speaker 1: possibly mean. You know what the letters A Venmo stand
Speaker 1: for virtual? I don't know nothing nothing. Oh, you're fucking
Speaker 1: trying me now, now you're it's a mobile vendor, is
Speaker 1: what I assume it's UH short for. But it doesn't
Speaker 1: I don't stand someone gona up with something.
Speaker 2: Go.
Speaker 1: You know what it means, right, gentlemen only ladies forbidden. No,
Speaker 1: it doesn't mean that. Okay, hey, uh scary if you
Speaker 1: had like let's say you had ten pairs of white
Speaker 1: tube socks you wore every day. Yeah, ten pair, You
Speaker 1: had a ten pack of socks. If you're wearing a
Speaker 1: pair of socks and at the end of the night,
Speaker 1: you're like, you realize your big toe has gone through
Speaker 1: one of them, Yeah, rip the hole? What do you
Speaker 1: do with the socks? I throw that one away, and
Speaker 1: then I put the other one aside because at some
Speaker 1: point it may happen again, and then I have another
Speaker 1: pair that I can match up. Thank you, you don't
Speaker 1: throw away the other sock I have. I have a friend.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna mention his name, but he throws both
Speaker 1: socks out. That's stupid. Of course it'sid so sock they're not.
Speaker 1: There's no left and right right. Then when then when
Speaker 1: you rip another one, you tell I'm other the pair out? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's dumb. Yeah, but I do put it aside, just
Speaker 1: so I don't drive myself crazy thinking that I lost bottom, right,
Speaker 1: I think it under the stack of socks in the drawer,
Speaker 1: because eventually it's gonna happen, or one's gonna go missing,
Speaker 1: because that always happens. And then you're like, uh, bonus
Speaker 1: sock in the drawer. Yes, love that, thank you. Yeah.
Speaker 1: By the way, I worry I wouldn't have tube socks
Speaker 1: because I thought bougie bastard like you, you're like throwing
Speaker 1: shit in the No, no, not with socks. I don't
Speaker 1: waste socks, but I wouldn't wouldn't catch me dead in
Speaker 1: tube socks. What is this? Nineteen eighty six gym class
Speaker 1: socks just like white sock at you know whatever? Yeah, alright,
Speaker 1: I'm not talking about tube socks for God's sake. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, we got to roll out of here. I mean,
Speaker 1: unless you have something else no I want, I'll save
Speaker 1: it for next week. I have to. I have a
Speaker 1: problem with car seat etiquette. I feel like there's a
Speaker 1: there's an etiquette to car seats, not car not nope, nope,
Speaker 1: not where. No, it's it's the etiquette of who sits
Speaker 1: wearing a car. We'll adjust that next week. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: I had a real problem this weekend, and I knew
Speaker 1: I was right. I googled it as the problem was happening. Oh,
Speaker 1: there's a right or wrong to this one? Oh this? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I was yeah, I was wrong, all right.
Speaker 1: By the way, dooms do boring is ship and I'm
Speaker 1: a sci fi fan. Wow, boys boys roo.