WEBVTT - Stevey First Flights: Episode 85 with Joe Gatto and Steve Byrne 0:00:00.080 --> 0:00:02.360 Hey everybody, thanks for watching this week's episode. We want 0:00:02.360 --> 0:00:04.280 to promote where you can see us. For tickets, go 0:00:04.280 --> 0:00:07.640 to Joe Gattofficial dot com and see all my door dates. 0:00:07.800 --> 0:00:12.920 And for Steve's go to punch Up dot Live. Backslash 0:00:13.039 --> 0:00:16.599 Steve hyphen Burn. That's beat Why r I? 0:00:17.160 --> 0:00:20.080 He makes it soper easy to find him and now 0:00:20.280 --> 0:00:26.240 onto the episode. 0:00:28.600 --> 0:00:29.200 Wear a ticket? 0:00:29.280 --> 0:00:34.440 Money great, I'll wait you finish this. You on to 0:00:34.440 --> 0:00:37.839 get started. Three two, let's keep the you on in. 0:00:37.960 --> 0:00:40.559 Hey everybody, it's Joe Gatto, one of your favorite two 0:00:40.560 --> 0:00:42.000 cool moms, and I'm here with. 0:00:42.440 --> 0:00:44.840 Steve Burn, the other cool mom. Yes, here he is. Oh, 0:00:44.960 --> 0:00:47.960 I'm excited to be here. Stevie, sleepy Steve, I'm here. 0:00:48.240 --> 0:00:50.120 Steve's got it tough. Tell him why what happened on 0:00:50.159 --> 0:00:52.680 your travel day today? We woke up your travel day? 0:00:52.680 --> 0:00:54.720 Tellhim why it was so tough this morning? We all 0:00:54.720 --> 0:00:55.760 out of bed at what time? 0:00:55.840 --> 0:00:58.040 Four am? Two days in a row. 0:00:58.400 --> 0:01:01.360 I always take their first flight out, Yes always, they 0:01:01.400 --> 0:01:03.440 said that about Nicole Stevie first flights. 0:01:04.280 --> 0:01:05.520 So my flights at six. 0:01:06.240 --> 0:01:09.200 I get up at four and then I got home 0:01:09.240 --> 0:01:12.000 and you know, went right to my daughter's soccer game 0:01:12.400 --> 0:01:16.160 my son's birthday party, and then watched the Steelers crush. 0:01:16.360 --> 0:01:21.000 There you go. They beat the the goals the Russian 0:01:21.280 --> 0:01:24.440 the Russian Bears. Russian Bears beat Chicago favorites. They beat 0:01:24.440 --> 0:01:25.279 the Chicago Bears. 0:01:25.360 --> 0:01:29.800 Yes, known for Ditka, also known for being from Chicago. 0:01:30.040 --> 0:01:31.679 There we go to Chicago. Please. 0:01:32.280 --> 0:01:34.720 Three things I know about the Chicago Bears. One Dica 0:01:35.400 --> 0:01:41.840 two Chicago. Three colors are gold and black. No, wow, 0:01:41.959 --> 0:01:42.520 is that right? 0:01:42.800 --> 0:01:46.199 Wow? You are an athlete? Is right? Black and gold 0:01:46.240 --> 0:01:50.760 is Pittsburgh Chicago? It's orange and blue, orange and blue. Yeah. 0:01:50.880 --> 0:01:53.360 The the Chicago Bears, their guy, their main guy who 0:01:53.400 --> 0:01:54.720 throws the ball, quarterback. 0:01:54.840 --> 0:01:56.960 Yep, that's him. 0:01:57.440 --> 0:02:00.680 His name is I have no idea who they Who's 0:02:00.680 --> 0:02:02.440 the Chicago Bear guy right now? 0:02:02.840 --> 0:02:06.960 No, the Pittsburgh Steeler guy who throws a football Major 0:02:07.000 --> 0:02:11.520 Wilson Rod. Justin Field, No, justin quarterback. Justin Fields played. 0:02:11.280 --> 0:02:14.040 At Chicago, played in Chicago, and now he's with Pittsburgh. 0:02:14.840 --> 0:02:16.200 That's not how I'm thinking it was. 0:02:16.320 --> 0:02:18.560 I think you're trying to talk about a guy who 0:02:18.600 --> 0:02:20.880 I think got cut last year. 0:02:21.919 --> 0:02:22.600 Kenny Pickett. 0:02:22.720 --> 0:02:26.440 Yeah, Joe Kenny Piggy got cut. 0:02:26.760 --> 0:02:30.320 He's out isn't he. Yeah, yeah, do you have any idea? 0:02:30.400 --> 0:02:33.360 What are you talking about? I know Kenny Pickett. How 0:02:33.400 --> 0:02:34.360 do you know Kenny Pickett? 0:02:34.400 --> 0:02:39.160 He went to high school in Long in Jersey, Ocean 0:02:39.160 --> 0:02:42.359 Township High School, and then he went on to play football. Now, 0:02:42.360 --> 0:02:45.360 he went on to play football, and then we befriended him. 0:02:45.440 --> 0:02:47.560 He went to the University of Go fuck yourself. I 0:02:47.560 --> 0:02:50.440 don't know where you went to pitt He went to 0:02:50.440 --> 0:02:52.359 pitt and that's why I ended up at Pittsburgh. 0:02:52.400 --> 0:02:55.079 And then and they got drafted him and now he's 0:02:55.120 --> 0:02:57.079 in Philly time out. 0:02:57.120 --> 0:02:57.680 That's how I know. 0:02:59.000 --> 0:03:00.960 I know because he went to Philly and he plays 0:03:01.000 --> 0:03:05.919 in Philly. Now he's at Philly quarterback. Yes, currently the 0:03:06.000 --> 0:03:07.160 other one with the computer first. 0:03:07.160 --> 0:03:11.560 Yes, the second second year. Is that what we said? Yeah, 0:03:12.080 --> 0:03:13.680 he had a great ten minutes yesterdays when you met 0:03:13.760 --> 0:03:14.280 him in Philly. 0:03:14.639 --> 0:03:18.239 I know him because he went through uh the school 0:03:18.280 --> 0:03:22.840 system in Ocean Township where my cousin is a teacher. Okay, 0:03:23.440 --> 0:03:26.920 Mike Plano was his teacher, and then we used to 0:03:27.200 --> 0:03:29.120 talk to each other. Me and Michael I used to 0:03:29.120 --> 0:03:30.280 talk to his classes. 0:03:29.919 --> 0:03:32.080 About young boys. He remember that. 0:03:32.160 --> 0:03:35.440 No, he does TV. He does a film production. That's 0:03:35.440 --> 0:03:38.200 the teacher the class. He teaches TV production. 0:03:38.440 --> 0:03:41.320 So we most guys that are in this rings work 0:03:41.320 --> 0:03:44.760 in the industry. Yes, so I was in. You know what, 0:03:44.960 --> 0:03:47.200 let's start the whole episode over. I don't like it 0:03:47.280 --> 0:03:48.920 any I don't like any of this energy you bring 0:03:48.920 --> 0:03:55.080 it at me. You're clearly tired. Come on, t play 0:03:55.080 --> 0:03:58.600 for the Miami Donalans. He's with the Eagles. He's with 0:03:58.640 --> 0:04:01.440 the Eagles, with the Eagles, Eagles, Philadelphia. There you go, 0:04:01.560 --> 0:04:04.119 born and raised. We figured it out. He's not born. 0:04:04.800 --> 0:04:06.080 What are you talking about. 0:04:05.840 --> 0:04:11.640 In the playgrounds where he spent most of his days? 0:04:12.120 --> 0:04:16.160 Hid a Philadelphia Eagles are They're green and white. I 0:04:16.200 --> 0:04:19.039 know this, and I played the Giants yesterday and famously 0:04:19.120 --> 0:04:23.200 they lost twenty eight thirty eight. 0:04:23.279 --> 0:04:26.440 There you go. Twenty to three is even worse. What. 0:04:29.120 --> 0:04:30.840 I don't know much about sports, but I do know this. 0:04:31.440 --> 0:04:33.400 Oh please an Eagles a bird. 0:04:35.000 --> 0:04:38.200 What is your greatest sporting event that you've ever been to? 0:04:38.800 --> 0:04:41.839 Because I know you don't like you don't follow sports, 0:04:41.839 --> 0:04:46.600 but given the nature of your celebrity status. 0:04:46.240 --> 0:04:51.600 The Garden Game seven New York Rangers first, the Houston Astros. 0:04:51.640 --> 0:04:54.520 Okay, I don't know that. I do know this was 0:04:54.560 --> 0:04:55.800 about this is ridiculous. 0:04:55.839 --> 0:04:58.440 This year year two maybe of jokers. I went and 0:04:58.520 --> 0:05:01.640 I went to the game seven. The Rangers were playing 0:05:01.839 --> 0:05:05.960 against somebody, and I remember when the Rangers scored a 0:05:06.000 --> 0:05:09.479 puck in the basket, I can't even do This place 0:05:09.600 --> 0:05:12.240 what nuts And I was like, wow, the roof almost 0:05:12.279 --> 0:05:15.719 went crazy off this thing. Fast forward years later, me 0:05:15.760 --> 0:05:17.839 and the boys are playing the Garden, the same garden 0:05:17.880 --> 0:05:20.400 where the New York Rangers play, and we walked out 0:05:20.440 --> 0:05:23.400 and the applause were thunderous, and I was like, it 0:05:23.440 --> 0:05:25.000 sounds like we just scored a goal at. 0:05:24.920 --> 0:05:28.560 A Arrangers You just tying it? 0:05:29.680 --> 0:05:31.760 Okay, yeah, all right, No, I do remember that was 0:05:31.800 --> 0:05:33.560 one of the biggest games and biggest moments I've ever 0:05:33.640 --> 0:05:36.120 had heard in sports. I was we were doing promo 0:05:36.240 --> 0:05:38.440 or something and I was on the top level. We 0:05:38.440 --> 0:05:40.640 were just going around and doing all the and they 0:05:40.680 --> 0:05:43.400 scored and I remember the place going absolutely nuts, and 0:05:43.440 --> 0:05:45.280 I was like, this place feels like it was gonna explode. 0:05:45.440 --> 0:05:47.320 That was one of the biggest moments in a sporting 0:05:47.320 --> 0:05:48.440 event I think I've ever been to. 0:05:49.160 --> 0:05:51.200 She never been any Yankee game I've been in yank game. Yeah, 0:05:51.200 --> 0:05:54.360 I've been, but Yankee games. Yankee Stadium is loud. Yeah, 0:05:54.440 --> 0:05:55.440 some gardens loud. 0:05:56.080 --> 0:05:59.560 Nicks nixt they played basketball. Yeah yeah. 0:06:00.160 --> 0:06:01.800 I was on the sideline at the Next wanted a 0:06:01.880 --> 0:06:04.839 charity event. Me and my nephew went okay, and I sat. 0:06:05.040 --> 0:06:08.280 That wasn't That was the Barclays. That wasn't that Giants 0:06:08.360 --> 0:06:10.920 Jets Giants event. They both football teams out of here. 0:06:10.920 --> 0:06:12.760 Had a New York gear. Yeah, you never been. I've 0:06:12.760 --> 0:06:13.320 been to both. 0:06:14.080 --> 0:06:16.159 Been to a Next game, been to a Giants game, 0:06:16.279 --> 0:06:18.400 been to a Jets game, the New Yankees game, been 0:06:18.440 --> 0:06:20.040 to a Mets games, Ranger games. 0:06:20.680 --> 0:06:24.080 I've been to a Ranger game. Islander. I haven't Islanders. 0:06:24.120 --> 0:06:26.960 I haven't all those sporting events. What was your favorite 0:06:27.560 --> 0:06:29.520 that you that you could enjoy? 0:06:29.640 --> 0:06:32.080 I would say the football games? 0:06:32.120 --> 0:06:37.839 Really yeah, why you're outside, that's it. 0:06:37.839 --> 0:06:40.880 It's nice out, nice fall day. See the Pigs game 0:06:40.920 --> 0:06:43.120 getting thrown back and forth. The fellows are hitting each other. 0:06:43.400 --> 0:06:49.720 I will say my best football experience, hands down, my best. 0:06:49.920 --> 0:06:52.080 I would say it was I got what I went 0:06:52.160 --> 0:06:56.360 to Sofi Field. Yeah, that's why, that's right. 0:06:56.680 --> 0:07:00.280 The Chargers, you idiot, I can't believe you know nothing 0:07:00.279 --> 0:07:02.560 about sports, The Chargers, the. 0:07:02.440 --> 0:07:05.560 Los Angeles you guys, yeah on Monday night football. 0:07:05.680 --> 0:07:09.840 Yeah, watching Mark did fake talking to each other as 0:07:09.960 --> 0:07:11.640 the camera pan to us on a Monday. 0:07:11.440 --> 0:07:13.120 Night I honestly look like you guys are doing an 0:07:13.160 --> 0:07:16.560 undercar undercover drug deal because you were both looking down 0:07:16.600 --> 0:07:18.480 for some reason talking to each other, and I was like, 0:07:18.600 --> 0:07:19.040 are they good? 0:07:19.320 --> 0:07:20.160 Because the guy. 0:07:20.000 --> 0:07:21.880 Said to us, he goes, hey, you're gonna be on camera, 0:07:22.120 --> 0:07:23.239 just don't look at the camera. 0:07:23.320 --> 0:07:25.160 So we marked like, hey, let's just fake talk, and 0:07:25.200 --> 0:07:28.400 we're like, why wouldn't you look at the camera. That's 0:07:28.400 --> 0:07:30.880 what everybody does. Look, you go crazy. The guy said, 0:07:30.920 --> 0:07:31.600 don't look to us. 0:07:31.640 --> 0:07:34.160 He was like an old like Monday night football. You know, 0:07:34.160 --> 0:07:36.000 it was like eighty years old. He's filming us and 0:07:36.040 --> 0:07:38.200 we're like pointing out stuff at the end zone. We 0:07:38.240 --> 0:07:41.000 also have no idea what's going on and uh. And 0:07:41.040 --> 0:07:43.840 then after he's done, he goes, congratulations, you were just 0:07:43.880 --> 0:07:44.840 on Monday night football. 0:07:44.960 --> 0:07:47.000 Yes, Like I was like, I finally made it on TV. 0:07:47.320 --> 0:07:50.320 Yeah yeah, boy, justin Herbert shout. 0:07:50.080 --> 0:07:54.080 Out, I did uh, I did the uh the Vegas 0:07:54.080 --> 0:07:56.920 Golden Knights, Oh, yes, they have the airhorn. 0:07:57.240 --> 0:08:01.520 The siren siren. They do the siren. 0:08:01.160 --> 0:08:03.600 Before the periods, and UH like, all right, she just 0:08:03.640 --> 0:08:05.640 grabbed the handle and just crank it and the ladder. 0:08:05.640 --> 0:08:08.000 You crank it the ladder it gets I go okay, 0:08:08.720 --> 0:08:09.360 and I'm like. 0:08:09.560 --> 0:08:11.720 Well, I'm a comedian. Do I do I take this seriously? 0:08:11.800 --> 0:08:13.800 Or do I kind of goo for whatever? And so 0:08:13.880 --> 0:08:15.840 I got on it and I started doing it and 0:08:16.120 --> 0:08:18.560 the place is going nuts, and I pretend like I'm 0:08:18.640 --> 0:08:25.120 like climbaxing. And my buddy works for them in the 0:08:26.360 --> 0:08:29.000 you know, TV production whatever. He's like, I never saw 0:08:29.000 --> 0:08:33.000 them cut away from uh from their celebrities so quick. 0:08:33.800 --> 0:08:35.800 They cut away from you the quickest I've ever seen. 0:08:37.320 --> 0:08:39.120 But he gave me the raw thing, so I have it, 0:08:39.160 --> 0:08:44.760 and I'm just like, because you're climax too quickly, it's 0:08:44.800 --> 0:08:45.280 like it's over. 0:08:45.840 --> 0:08:49.480 So did you enjoy Pittsburgh is your city? 0:08:49.559 --> 0:08:49.679 Right? 0:08:49.720 --> 0:08:52.600 You like the Pittsburgh Pirates, you like the Pittsburgh Penguins, 0:08:52.640 --> 0:08:54.920 and you like the Steelers, so you're all Pittsburgh all 0:08:54.920 --> 0:08:56.439 the time pretty much. 0:08:57.080 --> 0:09:00.280 So, but I mean, you look, you travel, But I 0:09:00.320 --> 0:09:01.199 got like, okan. 0:09:01.120 --> 0:09:05.359 So if the Raptors are playing, who the Toronto Raptors 0:09:06.600 --> 0:09:07.160 the Toronto. 0:09:07.200 --> 0:09:08.320 They're not even in this country. 0:09:08.400 --> 0:09:11.240 Yes, the Raptors aren't even in this country. Are you 0:09:11.240 --> 0:09:13.800 sure about that? It's in Nashville. W Penguins. No, Nashville, 0:09:14.120 --> 0:09:17.040 don't tell me. Nashville Knights. That's what it should be. 0:09:17.080 --> 0:09:21.880 It's not. But it's called the Nashville Predators. Predators. That's weird. Okay. 0:09:22.240 --> 0:09:24.760 I'm not in a sports guy, but to name your 0:09:24.760 --> 0:09:26.640 team to predators. 0:09:26.400 --> 0:09:29.080 Twenty years ago, twenty years ago, no, twenty years ago. 0:09:29.160 --> 0:09:30.240 You have to get rid of the Indians. 0:09:30.360 --> 0:09:32.400 They can keep the predators. They can keep they have 0:09:32.480 --> 0:09:35.040 to lose the Indians, but they keep the Predators. 0:09:35.320 --> 0:09:38.120 And that's the problem with sports. Well, they're renaming it 0:09:38.160 --> 0:09:42.200 to the Nashville Kevin Spaces. Oh, here it goes. What 0:09:42.840 --> 0:09:44.400 this episode is gonna be? Four minutes long? 0:09:47.440 --> 0:09:49.720 That was a very funny joke. Actually, I like that. Okay, 0:09:50.240 --> 0:09:51.480 we'll keep that one. We'll give you that one. 0:09:51.960 --> 0:09:53.959 I get one. Ye, we should do it. 0:09:54.000 --> 0:09:57.800 We should do a super cut episode where it's all 0:09:57.840 --> 0:10:00.680 the things you take out that are we can't. 0:10:00.440 --> 0:10:04.400 We're on iHeart now, we can't do that. We'll put 0:10:04.480 --> 0:10:05.120 on YouTube. 0:10:05.160 --> 0:10:07.319 Okay, but just all the jokes I put in that 0:10:07.400 --> 0:10:08.880 can cut out the good. 0:10:08.679 --> 0:10:11.160 Ones or yeah, all of them. Okay, so there's some 0:10:13.840 --> 0:10:16.000 I think we could sparse it together from eighty. 0:10:16.040 --> 0:10:18.240 Every time I say joke like that, I just see 0:10:18.280 --> 0:10:21.480 you rub your temples like like like I spilled my 0:10:21.920 --> 0:10:22.959 milk at the dinner table. 0:10:22.960 --> 0:10:27.720 Well we have we have to have brands protection. Oh 0:10:27.760 --> 0:10:33.200 who mine a brand? You don't have a brand out 0:10:33.200 --> 0:10:39.359 of here? I love you, all right, Okay, my apologies. 0:10:39.440 --> 0:10:42.160 No, I didn't know when you were younger your dad 0:10:42.200 --> 0:10:44.560 took it to Pittsburgh's games my dad? 0:10:44.559 --> 0:10:46.720 Did your dad take you to games like in the stadiums? 0:10:46.760 --> 0:10:48.839 Yeah, yeah, yeah, my dad never did that where my 0:10:48.920 --> 0:10:50.920 dad wasn't really he was dead. 0:10:51.120 --> 0:10:54.080 It's a fair point. They bring the skeleton into the 0:10:56.160 --> 0:10:59.000 I'd be like plus one, where can I put the urine? 0:10:59.400 --> 0:10:59.920 Excuse me? 0:11:00.080 --> 0:11:05.559 I mean like, but it was it was just the ghost. 0:11:06.600 --> 0:11:10.559 I like, my dad does a great siren. But my 0:11:10.679 --> 0:11:12.440 dad was alive when I was younger, like in the 0:11:12.520 --> 0:11:14.280 in the taking the sports. 0:11:14.280 --> 0:11:17.040 Age bracket, but he never followed. 0:11:16.679 --> 0:11:18.360 Didn't but he didn't like baseball. He wasn't a big 0:11:18.400 --> 0:11:21.280 baseball guy. He liked the Giants were his team. And 0:11:21.320 --> 0:11:22.680 I did go to a couple of games with them, 0:11:23.120 --> 0:11:24.880 but I didn't. We weren't. He wasn't like I think 0:11:24.920 --> 0:11:27.040 you have dads that are like that that go. 0:11:27.160 --> 0:11:27.880 To the sport. 0:11:28.000 --> 0:11:30.920 Right, you're big in the Boston area, right, Mark, you 0:11:30.960 --> 0:11:31.840 did the sports. 0:11:31.520 --> 0:11:34.640 And did the sports. But that's like the bonding Some 0:11:34.800 --> 0:11:36.440 parents do it as a bonding thing. I think. 0:11:36.640 --> 0:11:37.640 So my dad didn't love me. 0:11:38.440 --> 0:11:39.840 It was a love issue basically. 0:11:40.720 --> 0:11:42.800 My dad just my father hugged me all the time 0:11:42.840 --> 0:11:45.320 and said I'm proud of you and just I don't know, 0:11:45.320 --> 0:11:47.160 it's just like just normal for me. 0:11:47.679 --> 0:11:49.520 What was it like for you? So? Did he ever 0:11:49.600 --> 0:11:51.800 pat you on the back or no? It was never 0:11:51.800 --> 0:11:57.080 good enough. Let's get to the questions. I guess, Hey, 0:11:57.120 --> 0:12:08.280 I have a question. Why do you love me? Dad? Stupid? No, 0:12:08.360 --> 0:12:10.400 my dad loved me very much. I was I was 0:12:10.440 --> 0:12:12.560 a magician. I was an amateur magician. That's what he 0:12:12.559 --> 0:12:16.240 loved about me. No, yeah, definitely not. 0:12:22.679 --> 0:12:24.920 My dad was a six foot three tight ends. I 0:12:24.960 --> 0:12:31.640 was his only son, five foot nine, flabby metal. He 0:12:31.679 --> 0:12:34.160 even wrote I have one letter from my father, my 0:12:34.240 --> 0:12:36.640 dead father, and I kept it. It was a note 0:12:36.640 --> 0:12:38.040 that he wrote about all this stuff that he was 0:12:38.080 --> 0:12:40.480 proud of me. I did this thing in the notes 0:12:40.960 --> 0:12:41.960 watch me disappear. 0:12:43.600 --> 0:12:48.720 I made my father doesnappear. That was my greatest streak. Dah, 0:12:48.920 --> 0:12:49.360 he wrote. 0:12:49.360 --> 0:12:49.559 He know. 0:12:49.720 --> 0:12:52.120 He even takes a jab to me in the letter. 0:12:52.280 --> 0:12:53.719 So the la he's talking about how much he loves me. 0:12:53.960 --> 0:12:54.440 I'm so priday. 0:12:54.440 --> 0:12:55.839 He's such a good guy. How old are you? 0:12:56.480 --> 0:12:59.959 I'm a fourteen, I'm in school. I'm in Why did 0:13:00.080 --> 0:13:01.760 write the letter? Just curious because I was on this 0:13:01.840 --> 0:13:04.319 thing called the Retreat Team, which was a team that 0:13:04.440 --> 0:13:07.160 you helped. It was like an orientation team for the 0:13:07.200 --> 0:13:09.240 new kids that came in, the new freshman stuff, and 0:13:09.280 --> 0:13:11.200 you talked to them about like good. 0:13:10.960 --> 0:13:13.959 Was good, moralswas to give out now like morals and 0:13:14.000 --> 0:13:15.800 things like that. It was called the Retreat Team. 0:13:15.840 --> 0:13:18.880 So you go on this retreat and the teacher, unbeknownst 0:13:18.880 --> 0:13:21.800 to you, goes to everybody in your life and gets 0:13:21.840 --> 0:13:23.640 them to write a letter about you. So you have 0:13:23.760 --> 0:13:25.800 it as a keepsake, which I didn't know I would 0:13:25.800 --> 0:13:26.880 need four years later when. 0:13:26.760 --> 0:13:27.840 My dad fucking kicked it. 0:13:28.360 --> 0:13:30.840 Oh wow, So I have this and in it in 0:13:30.880 --> 0:13:32.760 the letter, he takes a jab at me about the 0:13:32.760 --> 0:13:35.240 magic tricks. It's so funny. No, he's like, hey, I 0:13:35.280 --> 0:13:37.199 love you. I know you're a good kid, even though 0:13:37.200 --> 0:13:37.600 with your. 0:13:37.559 --> 0:13:42.480 Dumb card tricks. It's in a letter. Yeah, it's so funny. 0:13:42.600 --> 0:13:44.400 You cann't help. But that's where you get it from. 0:13:44.440 --> 0:13:46.840 That's it for sure, for sure. But I was an 0:13:46.880 --> 0:13:48.640 amateur magician. I don't think he was proud of that. 0:13:50.400 --> 0:13:51.480 I think that's why he died. 0:13:51.600 --> 0:13:56.160 He was like, this is im out. I his only son. 0:13:56.200 --> 0:13:58.400 He has two older daughters. My sister was a star 0:13:58.480 --> 0:13:59.240 basketball player. 0:13:59.559 --> 0:14:02.640 Gina, my oldest sister, crushed it and then gave up 0:14:02.640 --> 0:14:04.240 on her dreams because when she went to college, she 0:14:04.240 --> 0:14:04.680 didn't want to. 0:14:04.640 --> 0:14:09.120 Play a collegiate level. Why because she fucking didn't have 0:14:09.120 --> 0:14:11.400 any confidence in herself. No, she was good at accounting. 0:14:11.800 --> 0:14:13.920 She wanted to concentrate on her She wanted to concentrate 0:14:13.960 --> 0:14:18.319 on her accounting. Yeah, accounting in college, which is weird, right, Yeah, 0:14:18.400 --> 0:14:21.800 I think, yeah, Okay, that's why I think he's supposed to. 0:14:21.800 --> 0:14:25.840 She went to Hofstra out on Long Island College in college, 0:14:25.880 --> 0:14:27.960 and she didn't want to play college ball. My sister, 0:14:28.040 --> 0:14:31.840 Carla was a cheerleader and then she ended up crushing 0:14:31.840 --> 0:14:32.880 it on the kick line team. 0:14:33.080 --> 0:14:35.040 Yeah, where she met the love of her life, Vinnie 0:14:35.400 --> 0:14:38.840 big Vin, who you know, of course, who was offensive lineman. Yes, 0:14:39.560 --> 0:14:40.480 marriage made in Heaven. 0:14:40.560 --> 0:14:44.280 And then little Joe Joseph was just a small town 0:14:44.400 --> 0:14:46.600 kid who was really. 0:14:46.240 --> 0:14:49.040 Good at slight of hand. No, no, no no. 0:14:49.200 --> 0:14:52.160 He was a welder by day, but dancer by night 0:14:52.960 --> 0:14:53.960 and had a lot of dreams. 0:14:55.800 --> 0:14:57.000 I wasn't dancer by night. 0:14:57.360 --> 0:14:59.880 I on a dance floor. That's where I shined. And 0:15:00.000 --> 0:15:03.080 they couldn't understand. I pulled the water and just it's. 0:15:02.920 --> 0:15:06.560 Called fat Dance. And if you haven't seen any check 0:15:06.560 --> 0:15:11.040 it out on Netflix. Yeah. I guess that's right. I 0:15:11.040 --> 0:15:13.080 guess that's right. I guess. So my dad did love me. 0:15:13.120 --> 0:15:15.200 We could say that's the take. Of course he loved you. Yeah, 0:15:15.240 --> 0:15:17.440 you don't know. You didn't know him, don't say of course, 0:15:17.480 --> 0:15:18.120 I you know him. 0:15:18.200 --> 0:15:20.480 Well, it sounds every everything you've told me in the 0:15:20.520 --> 0:15:22.200 past always sounds like he did. 0:15:22.880 --> 0:15:25.680 Yeah, I would say he did. Yeah, even if it's lies, 0:15:25.800 --> 0:15:28.840 you don't know. I'm not going you can't ask him. 0:15:29.000 --> 0:15:29.640 I'm not gonna go. 0:15:29.640 --> 0:15:30.520 Around like Joe. 0:15:30.560 --> 0:15:33.960 You don't believe the sweep Ouiji board talked to him today. 0:15:33.800 --> 0:15:36.320 Did you did you Does your son know you love him? 0:15:36.560 --> 0:15:41.840 Oh beyond more than your daughter? God, you can go 0:15:42.120 --> 0:15:42.680 together now. 0:15:46.040 --> 0:15:49.080 No, that's that's always I mean, look your father, that's yeah, 0:15:49.120 --> 0:15:51.720 that's always the thing, right. But it's like, no, I 0:15:51.720 --> 0:15:53.560 love you guys equally one hundred percent. 0:15:53.680 --> 0:15:55.000 So we get all the time the questions. 0:15:55.000 --> 0:15:57.240 My daughter is always like, my daughter stopped asking because 0:15:57.240 --> 0:15:58.160 I think she thinks it's her. 0:15:58.400 --> 0:16:00.320 Yeah, so she's always like she used to be like 0:16:00.400 --> 0:16:02.120 she knows. She was like, do you love me more 0:16:02.160 --> 0:16:02.640 than remail? 0:16:02.640 --> 0:16:04.000 Like she just said that all the time, And now 0:16:04.040 --> 0:16:06.440 she stopped asking because I think she thinks she knows 0:16:06.480 --> 0:16:06.800 that I do. 0:16:07.480 --> 0:16:08.480 But we were just on the road. 0:16:08.520 --> 0:16:10.200 They came on the road with me and it was 0:16:10.240 --> 0:16:14.200 just the three of us. We went to in Oklahoma City. 0:16:14.240 --> 0:16:16.840 They had this amazing science museum and I was like, 0:16:16.920 --> 0:16:18.080 I had to find something to do with them. We 0:16:18.080 --> 0:16:19.960 were okay, see we had about half a day until 0:16:20.000 --> 0:16:20.680 we had to meet everybody. 0:16:20.680 --> 0:16:21.880 I was like, a right, let's go check this out. 0:16:22.040 --> 0:16:23.080 It was phenomenal. 0:16:23.360 --> 0:16:25.280 And to watch my two kids to see what they 0:16:25.360 --> 0:16:29.440 gravitated towards completely differently, was so interesting. My son was 0:16:29.440 --> 0:16:31.200 all about the sign stuff. My daughter was all about 0:16:31.200 --> 0:16:33.480 the They had this whole activity section where you like, 0:16:33.520 --> 0:16:36.480 climbed walls and did all that stuff, and I just 0:16:36.560 --> 0:16:39.800 watched them crush it in their own specific areas, and 0:16:39.840 --> 0:16:41.480 I was like, that's so funny to see my personal 0:16:41.520 --> 0:16:42.280 in two different ways. 0:16:42.520 --> 0:16:45.400 Your kids are too very I think your son is 0:16:45.480 --> 0:16:48.760 the cerebral aspect of you, very very math inclined. I 0:16:48.840 --> 0:16:50.600 remember last time we were hanging out one of your 0:16:50.640 --> 0:16:54.960 book signings, one of the professors at the university was 0:16:55.000 --> 0:16:58.240 doing math drills with him and he was a singing Yes. 0:16:58.320 --> 0:16:59.480 She was blown away. Yeah. 0:16:59.720 --> 0:17:02.320 I was like, wow, And he's really you could just tell, 0:17:02.480 --> 0:17:05.920 very sweet, but a little more recluse, kind of like 0:17:06.440 --> 0:17:07.200 very observant. 0:17:07.760 --> 0:17:08.480 He's taking it all in. 0:17:08.840 --> 0:17:12.919 And your daughter is just the most outgoing, so fun, 0:17:13.080 --> 0:17:16.800 just a great smile and you know, no inhibitions. 0:17:16.160 --> 0:17:17.040 How you doing? What are you? 0:17:17.160 --> 0:17:19.680 What do you do to crazy talks to strangers it's 0:17:19.680 --> 0:17:23.000 a problem, actually, but no, like she gets in there. 0:17:23.480 --> 0:17:23.640 Yeah. 0:17:24.680 --> 0:17:26.639 Yeah, So I have both of them, and yours are 0:17:26.640 --> 0:17:29.200 the same way though. I would think your son is 0:17:29.320 --> 0:17:32.600 very smart like your wife, right, and. 0:17:32.480 --> 0:17:37.280 Your daughter is very outgoing like her father. Right. As 0:17:37.400 --> 0:17:37.960 you would. 0:17:37.720 --> 0:17:42.840 Say that's what I would say, smart like my wife, 0:17:44.000 --> 0:17:45.520 no relationship. 0:17:45.600 --> 0:17:47.600 You know your your wife is smarter than you. My 0:17:47.640 --> 0:17:49.240 wife is smarter than Yeah, so that's okay. 0:17:49.280 --> 0:17:51.280 You have a confidence to say that, right yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:17:51.280 --> 0:17:53.360 So I'm not saying anything you haven't said out loud. 0:17:53.359 --> 0:17:54.880 All the world knows. 0:17:57.000 --> 0:18:00.000 By meaning the two of you, and she still picked you. 0:18:00.160 --> 0:18:03.960 She's very smart and she picked you. She's the best. Guys. See, 0:18:04.760 --> 0:18:09.760 thank you, thank you. I'm a shithead. I'm dumb as fu. 0:18:10.359 --> 0:18:13.800 That's the clip. That's the clip. I'm glad that you 0:18:13.880 --> 0:18:14.800 found your hands together. 0:18:15.680 --> 0:18:17.280 No, I'm not saying you're dumb, but I'm saying that 0:18:17.320 --> 0:18:20.080 you're No, your wife is very Uh. It's funny to 0:18:20.119 --> 0:18:23.399 see very vividly the difference between your kids. 0:18:23.880 --> 0:18:26.240 You know, I see that your but your son does 0:18:26.240 --> 0:18:27.280 have your sense of humor. 0:18:27.520 --> 0:18:31.320 He is the other day where this is just yesterday. 0:18:31.359 --> 0:18:33.360 We're driving and I always I always have my son 0:18:33.440 --> 0:18:35.720 FaceTime my parents when we're driving them. 0:18:35.640 --> 0:18:38.720 Because there's gonna be the time they can't Well, it's true, 0:18:39.240 --> 0:18:43.520 and I it is true. I mean, quick interjection. 0:18:43.760 --> 0:18:47.040 We're at the okay, we're at the okay see thing, 0:18:47.480 --> 0:18:51.679 and there there's an exhibit with skeletons, and I flip 0:18:51.720 --> 0:18:54.120 on the video and into the group chat, I drop 0:18:54.160 --> 0:18:55.840 a video like, hey guys, it's so great that the 0:18:55.920 --> 0:18:58.160 kids can go on field trips with the grandparents. 0:18:58.320 --> 0:19:04.880 Oh my god, and my daughter is dance. Sorry, god, 0:19:05.920 --> 0:19:06.840 I got so funny. 0:19:07.480 --> 0:19:10.280 My my my uh, my son, my son. 0:19:10.200 --> 0:19:14.480 He facetimes your grandmother. He goes because my dad's bald. 0:19:14.520 --> 0:19:17.560 You know, he's got like the two land strips on 0:19:17.600 --> 0:19:17.880 the side. 0:19:18.000 --> 0:19:21.040 Yeah, And my son is just being a kid. He's like, 0:19:21.080 --> 0:19:24.160 so do you do you wash your hair? Like It's like, yeah, 0:19:24.200 --> 0:19:27.000 I washed my hair, like the hair I have. Yeah, 0:19:27.000 --> 0:19:30.760 of course I wash it. He's like, oh okay. And 0:19:30.760 --> 0:19:32.879 and then he's like, when did you go bald? And 0:19:32.960 --> 0:19:36.280 my grandfather's my father's like, I guess my thirties. I went, 0:19:36.400 --> 0:19:38.119 I went bald. And my son's like, oh okay. And 0:19:38.119 --> 0:19:41.280 then my grandma started talking and she was talking about 0:19:41.320 --> 0:19:43.640 something and my grandfather goes, I know what you're thinking, 0:19:43.720 --> 0:19:47.840 Ken boring, and then ken't goes, no, when you talk, 0:19:47.920 --> 0:19:53.000 I just hear bald. And I was like, oh my god, Wow, 0:19:53.240 --> 0:19:53.919 that's great. 0:19:54.640 --> 0:19:56.879 And I lost that dying laugh. 0:19:56.920 --> 0:19:59.840 And my father's got a great sense of humor, dying laugh, 0:20:00.040 --> 0:20:02.800 and you could just see he like he knows he's 0:20:02.840 --> 0:20:04.879 got it, so he's totally. 0:20:04.720 --> 0:20:07.280 Enjoying it, totally enjoying. So that's very, so good, quick witted, 0:20:07.359 --> 0:20:09.520 very to see him come up with that. I remember 0:20:09.560 --> 0:20:12.000 the first time I noticed he had he had. 0:20:12.920 --> 0:20:15.240 I mean, you're great at pulling things out of the ether. Yeah, 0:20:15.480 --> 0:20:19.000 just all the time with music and everything. But we 0:20:19.040 --> 0:20:20.800 went to David Buster's one time. He got all these 0:20:20.840 --> 0:20:23.760 tickets and he got this huge teddy bear walks out. 0:20:23.840 --> 0:20:26.120 My daughter goes, my god, can't it's the biggest teddy 0:20:26.119 --> 0:20:28.520 bear I've ever seen. He goes, I'm a dangerous man 0:20:28.560 --> 0:20:30.720 with some money in my pocket. I was like, wow, 0:20:31.000 --> 0:20:33.360 that's a great pole, that's a great poll. 0:20:33.480 --> 0:20:36.520 I love that. Yeah, great kid, both of them. I 0:20:36.560 --> 0:20:38.400 think we both did well with our offspring. 0:20:38.720 --> 0:20:44.320 Yes, the fountains they came from are definitely rusty, but the. 0:20:44.320 --> 0:20:47.199 Children were very lucky guys to have the wives we 0:20:47.280 --> 0:20:49.000 do because we travel as much as we do. 0:20:49.200 --> 0:20:51.240 They brought some stuff to the gene Pool too. Let's 0:20:51.280 --> 0:20:54.200 talk about it, right, Thank goodness, thank god. My daughter 0:20:54.240 --> 0:20:57.399 looks like a mother. Could you imagine that Schnile's on that. 0:21:00.560 --> 0:21:02.560 I'm so brave and funny. 0:21:03.960 --> 0:21:05.960 When you like that, when you lie down in Central Park, 0:21:06.000 --> 0:21:06.840 I can tell what time it is. 0:21:07.119 --> 0:21:08.720 You know. The little guy, you know, like it's smoke 0:21:08.760 --> 0:21:12.720 in the shower because he's got a big nose. 0:21:14.400 --> 0:21:17.280 But your nose, it goes to my face, it goes 0:21:17.320 --> 0:21:20.800 with her face. It's not it's not like there was 0:21:20.800 --> 0:21:22.879 a girl. I remember I dated this girl once and 0:21:22.920 --> 0:21:25.560 she was she had her she always had her hair 0:21:25.600 --> 0:21:30.320 down right over nose. 0:21:30.960 --> 0:21:33.080 There's a cousin it. He's a girl from the ring 0:21:33.200 --> 0:21:41.040 and she just got a nose coaster the curtains just 0:21:41.240 --> 0:21:42.720 her hair and partner just feed her. 0:21:44.760 --> 0:21:47.600 But this girl I dated, I can't say her name, 0:21:47.640 --> 0:21:51.200 but she had a Remember one time she pulled her 0:21:51.440 --> 0:21:54.840 her hair back behind her and this fucking satellite radio 0:21:55.119 --> 0:21:58.360 huge ears and just went bull of bag. 0:21:58.440 --> 0:22:00.720 Was like, let's draw the curtains again. I never I 0:22:00.880 --> 0:22:08.639 dated it, like for such a great listener. Oh, I 0:22:08.680 --> 0:22:10.399 can't hear you. What do you mean? What do you mean? 0:22:10.480 --> 0:22:10.640 Well? 0:22:10.640 --> 0:22:13.359 Your hairbat? Why you're picking up the traffic on forty 0:22:13.400 --> 0:22:19.840 second Street? 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My friend has 0:23:26.080 --> 0:23:28.320 been with her partner for almost twenty five years and 0:23:28.400 --> 0:23:30.680 the relationship is for the most part a good one. 0:23:31.119 --> 0:23:40.920 She follows a male dance team online. I was gonna 0:23:40.920 --> 0:23:41.600 stay serious. 0:23:41.640 --> 0:23:45.080 But okay, okay slows a male dance tea. 0:23:46.320 --> 0:23:47.760 I don't know what you know what that means? 0:23:47.840 --> 0:23:48.760 The magic mics. 0:23:48.880 --> 0:23:51.840 She follows a male dance team online, and her boyfriend 0:23:51.920 --> 0:23:55.200 is very jealous of them. He doesn't like her doing 0:23:55.280 --> 0:23:59.879 it and would like her to stop. Now, you got me, 0:24:01.320 --> 0:24:03.840 But she should have the right to do whatever she wants, right, 0:24:03.920 --> 0:24:08.960 I think he I think he regards them as some 0:24:09.040 --> 0:24:13.199 sort of way, as if she is cheating on him. 0:24:13.240 --> 0:24:16.000 A little motherly advice would be most helpful. 0:24:16.240 --> 0:24:20.159 I think I have no problem with this whatsoever. I 0:24:20.160 --> 0:24:22.880 have no problem with with it whatsoever. I think she's 0:24:22.920 --> 0:24:26.200 a human being. No, She's gonna see things that are 0:24:26.680 --> 0:24:28.919 appealing to her, sure, and I think it's healthy. 0:24:28.960 --> 0:24:32.320 I think it's a healthy dynamic. She doesn't react on. 0:24:32.280 --> 0:24:34.680 It, right, you know, as long as she's not the 0:24:34.760 --> 0:24:36.520 videos with the whipped cream and the sheet or whatever. 0:24:37.560 --> 0:24:39.800 As long as she's not going there and going crazy, 0:24:39.840 --> 0:24:41.320 which I don't assume she would. 0:24:42.200 --> 0:24:44.000 Yeah, your feed is your feed. I think that just 0:24:44.000 --> 0:24:45.080 stems from insecurity. 0:24:45.640 --> 0:24:47.680 Yeah, you can't be insecure about what people who guess 0:24:47.680 --> 0:24:50.600 what people follow on social media? You think that's cheating, 0:24:50.680 --> 0:24:53.080 that's not that's that stuff is if you if there's 0:24:53.119 --> 0:24:56.919 an issue that's that's just watering a seed of insecurity 0:24:56.960 --> 0:24:58.600 you have, then you need to talk about that. 0:24:59.080 --> 0:25:00.960 It's not about why you following them. It's like, why 0:25:00.960 --> 0:25:02.360 do you feel insecure? Yeah? 0:25:02.680 --> 0:25:04.760 Are they doing something else that's making you feel that way? 0:25:04.800 --> 0:25:06.280 So that's what you need to get down to. 0:25:06.280 --> 0:25:06.639 The root of. 0:25:06.720 --> 0:25:09.400 It's funny this like comes up because my wife literally 0:25:09.440 --> 0:25:11.600 we're at lunch and she goes, can I tell you something? 0:25:11.680 --> 0:25:13.480 I was like, yeah, of course, you told me anything 0:25:13.480 --> 0:25:18.080 you want. It's like I I was sent a picture 0:25:18.760 --> 0:25:21.240 by somebod I don't even know. I was like, okay, 0:25:21.400 --> 0:25:23.240 and she described it was it. 0:25:23.200 --> 0:25:25.480 Was I'm sorry. I didn't want to say it was 0:25:25.480 --> 0:25:28.320 an accident. They're right next to the phone on the phone. 0:25:28.720 --> 0:25:30.680 But it was a it was a dick pic right 0:25:30.880 --> 0:25:36.160 is my black dude and sent it to her and she, uh, 0:25:36.600 --> 0:25:39.040 She's like, you know, I just felt uncomfortable. Obviously I 0:25:39.040 --> 0:25:41.000 didn't know the number. I don't know who this is, 0:25:41.480 --> 0:25:44.880 but I I just wanted to tell you. And I 0:25:44.920 --> 0:25:47.160 was like, I was like, no, Jess, I really appreciate 0:25:47.280 --> 0:25:49.800 that you like would be honest with me and open 0:25:49.960 --> 0:25:52.919 and tell that to me. But next time, please just 0:25:53.000 --> 0:25:58.240 send it to me, because I was like, you know, 0:25:58.520 --> 0:26:00.800 let's of course you're gonna make a joke about it. 0:26:00.840 --> 0:26:03.919 But it's like, I just think like stuff like that. 0:26:04.040 --> 0:26:07.560 It's just like even if you know who knows, just 0:26:07.880 --> 0:26:11.359 I just think it's it's someone healthy, and you know, 0:26:11.520 --> 0:26:15.959 like everybody's got their feeds whatever. But it was interesting 0:26:15.960 --> 0:26:18.480 because I think a while back my wife and I 0:26:18.480 --> 0:26:21.200 were discussing each other's feeds and what you're looking at whatever. 0:26:21.560 --> 0:26:24.480 I was like, take my phone and just go to 0:26:24.520 --> 0:26:27.320 my Instagram and and you know where you do the 0:26:27.320 --> 0:26:28.320 search bar, just. 0:26:28.280 --> 0:26:30.640 Type in anything. See what you see. 0:26:30.640 --> 0:26:36.800 What pops up my algorithm and my algorithm Superman an oasis. 0:26:36.960 --> 0:26:38.159 There you go. That's it. 0:26:38.240 --> 0:26:41.199 Nothing to words, Superman, Christopher Reeve like all these like 0:26:41.240 --> 0:26:43.880 behind the scenes and then it's all oasis clips. 0:26:44.280 --> 0:26:47.399 I'll I'll say that there was a very funny SNL 0:26:47.400 --> 0:26:49.199 sketch about that where they they wanted to look at 0:26:49.560 --> 0:26:51.200 each other things, and then the reason why they want 0:26:51.240 --> 0:26:54.159 to is they want they were all following this weird character, 0:26:54.200 --> 0:26:56.600 which was funny, right, but they weren't worried about the 0:26:56.600 --> 0:26:58.240 girl thing. You know it all, But I wouldn't even 0:26:58.280 --> 0:27:04.880 say like the to worry to If your significant other 0:27:04.920 --> 0:27:08.800 is finding it disrespectful that you follow other people or 0:27:09.359 --> 0:27:11.879 is that, then that's something that you need to take consideration. 0:27:11.920 --> 0:27:16.280 What's more important following this male dance team or or 0:27:16.400 --> 0:27:17.280 upsetting your. 0:27:17.680 --> 0:27:18.640 What what's the big deal? 0:27:18.680 --> 0:27:23.280 The sparkle motions and they're really talented crust this landing. 0:27:24.000 --> 0:27:26.159 I would say, I would say, that's that's what you 0:27:26.240 --> 0:27:31.000 need to take consideration. So if your friend air quotes, 0:27:31.200 --> 0:27:35.800 if your friend is upsetting their partner by following this person, right, 0:27:35.840 --> 0:27:39.440 what's more important to follow the dance team or to not. 0:27:39.359 --> 0:27:41.720 Have all male dancing? 0:27:42.080 --> 0:27:45.159 I look, I also understand it from the other This 0:27:45.320 --> 0:27:47.679 is a guy though, right. But I had a friend 0:27:47.720 --> 0:27:51.959 who was dating a girl and she had an issue 0:27:51.960 --> 0:27:53.960 with a past relationship with a guy looked at a 0:27:54.000 --> 0:27:57.119 lot of porn and it be and it became a 0:27:57.240 --> 0:28:00.000 hindrance to them being intimate and physical with each other 0:28:01.119 --> 0:28:04.159 so much so that she's like, look, we should see somebody. 0:28:04.160 --> 0:28:06.080 So they went and saw somebody, and this guy like 0:28:06.119 --> 0:28:08.720 had to get professional help to like wean himself away 0:28:08.720 --> 0:28:12.840 from it. So so one day, this girl is now 0:28:12.840 --> 0:28:15.719 in a new relationship with my friend, and she goes, 0:28:16.320 --> 0:28:19.520 she goes, Hey, we're going to this new place or 0:28:19.640 --> 0:28:22.240 this restaurant, you know, let me put the directions in 0:28:22.320 --> 0:28:25.359 on your phone. So she goes to put the directions in, 0:28:26.119 --> 0:28:29.119 she screw flips up and he's. 0:28:30.640 --> 0:28:33.600 Some girl just like she's like, oh my god. 0:28:33.720 --> 0:28:36.280 So she literally tells me, She's like, look, I was 0:28:36.320 --> 0:28:40.080 in a prior relationship and look, just for me personally, 0:28:40.160 --> 0:28:44.000 i'd appreciate it if you would abstain from looking at 0:28:44.000 --> 0:28:47.160 that stuff because it kind of damaged me and I 0:28:47.160 --> 0:28:49.800 felt insecure about it. And I would just appreciate if 0:28:49.840 --> 0:28:51.360 you didn't do it. And he's like, oh, yeah, of 0:28:51.400 --> 0:28:53.240 course yes. So they had a serious conversation. 0:28:53.400 --> 0:28:56.680 He broke at two days later. Two days later, like 0:28:56.760 --> 0:29:00.400 a week later, we went. She's like, hey, my phone's charge. 0:29:00.640 --> 0:29:06.480 Can take something on your phone's like yeah, She's like, 0:29:06.520 --> 0:29:07.040 oh god. 0:29:07.960 --> 0:29:10.320 And it didn't last long at all. 0:29:10.360 --> 0:29:13.680 But even that, like, I think there's there's a health 0:29:13.760 --> 0:29:14.480 dynamic to that. 0:29:14.520 --> 0:29:17.560 There's a healthy dynamic to all those things. But at 0:29:17.560 --> 0:29:20.920 the same time, I think it's just scrolls and the 0:29:21.040 --> 0:29:23.440 thing and it's just videos of you ringing the siren 0:29:28.120 --> 0:29:28.680 just a meme. 0:29:29.800 --> 0:29:32.160 Yeah, I mean I look, at the end of the day, 0:29:32.400 --> 0:29:35.080 you're gonna have to decide what's more important, something that's 0:29:35.120 --> 0:29:37.480 important to you versus something that's upset in your partner, 0:29:37.600 --> 0:29:39.960 And that's what relationships are about. So I think you 0:29:40.080 --> 0:29:41.640 just have to look at it from that perspective. Is 0:29:41.680 --> 0:29:44.160 it more important to you? You know, because we always 0:29:44.160 --> 0:29:46.520 go to the defensive. I know I'm this too, it's like, oh, 0:29:46.520 --> 0:29:48.360 why is this upsetting you? Well it doesn't the why, 0:29:48.360 --> 0:29:50.400 it doesn't matter as much as that they are upset. 0:29:50.520 --> 0:29:51.920 And I think that's a big growth part in a 0:29:51.960 --> 0:29:53.760 relationship is to be able to be like, this is 0:29:53.800 --> 0:29:56.680 upsetting my partner. I shouldn't get defensive on why it is. 0:29:56.720 --> 0:29:58.160 I should figure out what's more important here? 0:29:58.200 --> 0:29:59.600 Yeah, of course, you know, and then talking out. 0:29:59.600 --> 0:30:01.760 Look, if you want standing ground about something, talk it out, sure, 0:30:01.880 --> 0:30:04.080 talk it out, but it shouldn't be like, well, this 0:30:04.160 --> 0:30:04.640 is what you know. 0:30:04.720 --> 0:30:05.880 I think you need to come to it from a 0:30:05.920 --> 0:30:10.040 healthy angle. Yeah, what what does the male dance team? 0:30:10.240 --> 0:30:12.160 You need that male dance team in your feed as 0:30:12.200 --> 0:30:14.640 much as you need to keep your boyfriend, uh, you know, 0:30:15.000 --> 0:30:15.800 happy and secure. 0:30:15.920 --> 0:30:17.040 That's up to you to decide. 0:30:17.720 --> 0:30:21.440 But it's also like, you know, how how great is 0:30:21.480 --> 0:30:24.880 your relationship right and are you willing to like let 0:30:24.920 --> 0:30:25.479 that slide? 0:30:25.520 --> 0:30:27.480 Is that worth the fight? Yes? Or is that worth 0:30:27.480 --> 0:30:28.040 the argument? 0:30:28.680 --> 0:30:33.120 Or is your relationship that fractured that that's actually a 0:30:33.120 --> 0:30:34.040 pretty big issue. 0:30:34.160 --> 0:30:36.760 That's very true, and it just might be something that's 0:30:37.080 --> 0:30:39.400 it might be nice that this male dance team is 0:30:39.440 --> 0:30:41.600 not only bringing rhythm into your life, but it'll brings 0:30:41.600 --> 0:30:42.160 some balance. 0:30:42.640 --> 0:30:46.040 So let's you know, what do you call it? Sparkle crotch? 0:30:46.080 --> 0:30:49.760 Would sparkle motion? I would? 0:30:50.040 --> 0:30:53.040 I would, honestly, I've never been to obviously one of 0:30:53.080 --> 0:30:56.760 those things. I would go for the funnies to see to. 0:30:56.960 --> 0:30:59.120 Just go, well, it's an all male dance team. 0:30:59.200 --> 0:31:01.480 Yeah, you're going to differ in direction than it's not. 0:31:01.560 --> 0:31:04.480 It's not the fucking thunder. I would go to laugh 0:31:04.480 --> 0:31:06.720 at that stuff. No, they would laugh at you, but 0:31:07.360 --> 0:31:08.760 they would, they would hysterical laugh. 0:31:09.160 --> 0:31:11.760 But anytime, guys. But on all male dance team, what 0:31:11.760 --> 0:31:12.880 do you mean like a dance squad? 0:31:12.960 --> 0:31:15.520 Like a dance squad. I'm imagining like agic dance. 0:31:15.520 --> 0:31:17.880 I'm thinking she's going I'm thinking she's falling thunder from 0:31:17.920 --> 0:31:18.320 down Under. 0:31:18.480 --> 0:31:19.680 That's they're not. 0:31:19.760 --> 0:31:23.080 They're not on the team. Though very individualistic in their play. 0:31:23.800 --> 0:31:25.960 They play individually, no, but they all come out together 0:31:26.080 --> 0:31:26.840 like the lightning bolt. 0:31:26.880 --> 0:31:31.840 I've seen the commercials, Yeah comes Upsidency in Vegas. I'm 0:31:31.840 --> 0:31:34.720 sure it's the commercial. It's always on the yeah but yeah, 0:31:34.800 --> 0:31:35.680 but the yeah. 0:31:36.120 --> 0:31:39.480 Steve stems at the Jimmy Kimble Comedy Club being like, 0:31:39.480 --> 0:31:41.680 I gotta rub this up, guys, I gotta go catch 0:31:41.680 --> 0:31:42.680 a show down the road. 0:31:43.080 --> 0:31:43.760 Excuse me? 0:31:43.840 --> 0:31:49.600 Does anybody think it's getting overcast in town? 0:31:51.480 --> 0:31:53.440 Yeah? I think we. I think we answered that one. 0:31:53.760 --> 0:31:54.160 That's great. 0:31:54.200 --> 0:31:56.920 I hope I think it's I think I honestly think 0:31:56.960 --> 0:31:59.880 it's it's an exotic male dance. I don't think she's 0:32:00.200 --> 0:32:02.640 who's who's following a male I've never even heard of 0:32:02.640 --> 0:32:03.800 a dance crew, but he could have. 0:32:03.720 --> 0:32:04.320 A male dance. 0:32:04.400 --> 0:32:05.720 Maybe they're like, name. 0:32:05.600 --> 0:32:09.040 One male dance crew. Besides, like a boy band. Tell 0:32:09.080 --> 0:32:13.000 me just took out the biggest thing. That's like saying 0:32:13.000 --> 0:32:17.280 somebody who's Chinese. She'd say saying stupid. 0:32:17.320 --> 0:32:20.280 No, she'd say a boy band. She'd say a boy band. No, 0:32:20.360 --> 0:32:24.000 I agree, but this one, this is did you ever 0:32:24.000 --> 0:32:26.600 see Step Up? Back to the streets? Stepping Up to 0:32:26.600 --> 0:32:26.960 the streets? 0:32:27.000 --> 0:32:29.040 What was the one? What are you talking? What was 0:32:29.080 --> 0:32:29.920 that big dance movie? 0:32:30.160 --> 0:32:30.200 No? 0:32:30.560 --> 0:32:32.440 That step Up that's got that's got magic mic and 0:32:32.520 --> 0:32:33.800 that's got Charlie's tyron. 0:32:34.000 --> 0:32:36.040 What's his name? What's the guy's name? 0:32:36.200 --> 0:32:38.240 That's a guy's name. Who's a big chanting Tatum? That's 0:32:38.240 --> 0:32:40.040 got no step up is chatting Tatum. But who's what's 0:32:40.040 --> 0:32:40.880 the big dance movie? 0:32:41.280 --> 0:32:44.200 Uh? Battle the battle dance movie, guys, the big one. 0:32:44.240 --> 0:32:46.720 It's called step Up. No, it's not. They have Step 0:32:46.800 --> 0:32:51.920 Up and Tatum. You're thinking of the I am You're. 0:32:51.840 --> 0:32:55.720 Right, Yeah, step Up is a film franchise about dance. 0:32:55.800 --> 0:32:56.920 It's a dance franchise. 0:32:57.080 --> 0:32:58.800 Okay, here's here. Step Up is what I'm taking off. 0:32:58.800 --> 0:32:59.280 Here's my point. 0:32:59.320 --> 0:33:04.920 If she's following the Jabbowaukees, that's a dance crew. 0:33:05.640 --> 0:33:07.920 But nobody else, nobody else knew it. 0:33:08.000 --> 0:33:09.800 I had to think for like, I'm like, what's a 0:33:10.080 --> 0:33:15.200 what's a dude dance crew? Okay, Well, if she's following that, okay, 0:33:15.360 --> 0:33:20.400 she likes one of the wakies, but this dude's jealous. No, 0:33:20.560 --> 0:33:23.440 I think it's more like it's one of the dance crews. 0:33:25.280 --> 0:33:25.800 Who is it? 0:33:25.960 --> 0:33:28.280 And all male dance crews like America's Got Talent has 0:33:28.280 --> 0:33:29.320 like four hundred of them. 0:33:29.480 --> 0:33:31.760 I doubt I think it's I think it's under from 0:33:31.760 --> 0:33:33.480 down under guarantee something like that. 0:33:33.480 --> 0:33:34.720 That's why he's getting jealous. 0:33:35.280 --> 0:33:36.640 I didn't even think of it that way. And if 0:33:36.680 --> 0:33:38.080 that is, then I think he's got a foot. I 0:33:38.080 --> 0:33:39.360 think he's got a thunder. 0:33:39.120 --> 0:33:42.040 To stand on too. I think he does, because that 0:33:42.160 --> 0:33:46.400 is different. That is sexually charged. That's a sexually charged thing. 0:33:47.200 --> 0:33:52.520 Yeah, but I don't she's watching clips name. 0:33:53.960 --> 0:33:54.360 Clips. 0:33:54.520 --> 0:33:58.560 It says she follows a male dance team, so like 0:33:58.800 --> 0:34:02.200 I don't know if she's like going to shows like no. 0:34:02.120 --> 0:34:04.320 But she follows all like Instagram. Yeah, yeah, she's just 0:34:04.720 --> 0:34:07.000 or she follows them to the house. No follows. 0:34:07.320 --> 0:34:08.920 But like if you're like I follow a band that 0:34:09.000 --> 0:34:10.879 you might go to their shows, maybe it's a little 0:34:10.880 --> 0:34:12.040 bit more more. 0:34:12.080 --> 0:34:14.960 Yeah, I clarification, but I think I think either way 0:34:14.960 --> 0:34:16.560 it's I don't think it's that big of a deal. 0:34:16.600 --> 0:34:20.239 But yeah, you do agree it's all on the phone anyway. Yeah, Yeah, 0:34:20.360 --> 0:34:22.279 she's she's turned them, she's getting turned up. 0:34:22.280 --> 0:34:25.200 With them. It's a different study. U's the phone on 0:34:25.280 --> 0:34:26.200 vibrate Guys. 0:34:27.440 --> 0:34:31.200 Here we go, next question. This one's a little turn here. 0:34:31.200 --> 0:34:33.520 But Garrett asked, what's the rudest audience. 0:34:33.160 --> 0:34:33.719 Member that you have? 0:34:33.760 --> 0:34:37.160 Do you have a story about the rudest audience member encounter? 0:34:37.320 --> 0:34:40.440 Oh? I mean you take it away instantly? When my 0:34:40.600 --> 0:34:42.279 head got split open? Can I tell her how we did? 0:34:42.320 --> 0:34:43.600 We told the one. 0:34:43.640 --> 0:34:47.080 Yeah, my head got split open. I've had a lot. 0:34:47.560 --> 0:34:49.279 Did I tell you about the fight at the comedy store? 0:34:50.480 --> 0:34:54.160 The guy is not ringing a bell? Yeah, the Asians outside? 0:34:54.920 --> 0:35:00.839 That is that a horror movie? I knew it more 0:35:00.880 --> 0:35:04.240 harm the Asians outside. Well, they get in the houses 0:35:04.280 --> 0:35:05.000 to Asians within. 0:35:08.480 --> 0:35:12.600 It's called house keeping. No, no, I was. 0:35:12.719 --> 0:35:16.880 I was at the comedy store and set the table. 0:35:17.120 --> 0:35:19.480 At the comedy store, there's like maybe thirty people there, 0:35:19.880 --> 0:35:23.440 and as I'm walking up to the stage being introduced, 0:35:23.520 --> 0:35:25.200 a group of Asian kids walk out. 0:35:25.360 --> 0:35:28.640 Okay, so there's w okay. 0:35:28.760 --> 0:35:39.600 Before before I can even say a thing, this guy 0:35:39.680 --> 0:35:42.480 is sitting by himself and there's another guy by himself. 0:35:42.480 --> 0:35:43.719 Another guy. Okay, so he's. 0:35:43.640 --> 0:35:46.120 Hitting by himself and he uh, he goes, hey, your 0:35:46.120 --> 0:35:47.080 friends just left you. 0:35:47.840 --> 0:35:49.560 I go what he goes? 0:35:49.560 --> 0:35:51.800 Your friends just left you and you told the story 0:35:51.840 --> 0:35:54.680 I did, okay, So we had some great jokes. 0:35:54.440 --> 0:35:55.799 In this, so we'll keep all that stuff in. 0:35:58.080 --> 0:35:58.200 Wall. 0:35:58.280 --> 0:36:03.319 Come on, you gotta have another one. Uh I good? Please, No, 0:36:03.360 --> 0:36:07.320 I'm only think of medical emergencies. Well that's not rude. 0:36:08.120 --> 0:36:10.440 Depends what your as. This woman had to have. This 0:36:10.480 --> 0:36:13.600 woman had to have her you know, her fits and 0:36:13.760 --> 0:36:17.239 my dorm, my set. She had a seizure, seizure, Oh 0:36:17.320 --> 0:36:20.320 my god. Well we got her assistant. We did a 0:36:20.320 --> 0:36:23.319 seizure and assistant she got no, she passed out. She 0:36:23.320 --> 0:36:24.040 was trying to get out. 0:36:24.719 --> 0:36:27.600 This is the worst part was it was very funny 0:36:27.600 --> 0:36:28.919 from my ankle, and I'll tell you why. 0:36:29.080 --> 0:36:34.520 Okay, Yes, you talked to me about protecting the brand. 0:36:34.600 --> 0:36:36.600 No, no, no, this the seizure wasn't as funny. But 0:36:36.600 --> 0:36:40.160 the problem was Joe. The problem was she's fine, so 0:36:40.200 --> 0:36:42.640 it's all okay. But she got up to excuse herself. 0:36:42.840 --> 0:36:46.040 Had had the seizure and then fell into the aisle. 0:36:46.200 --> 0:36:50.319 So half a body was out into the So I 0:36:50.440 --> 0:36:52.040 just saw half a body out. 0:36:52.080 --> 0:36:52.760 You just see feet. 0:36:52.840 --> 0:36:56.239 I just said, no head. The top part the thing. 0:36:56.640 --> 0:36:58.279 So she did that, and then she's laying out that 0:36:58.320 --> 0:36:59.840 it was post seizure. Before it turned the lights on, 0:36:59.880 --> 0:37:03.319 she she had seized and she was undeceased. 0:37:04.080 --> 0:37:10.560 Steven's a galdt. And then they saw the half of body. 0:37:10.719 --> 0:37:12.719 So I just saw everybody like, she needs help and 0:37:12.760 --> 0:37:16.239 I just saw a half. They got a help and 0:37:16.320 --> 0:37:16.839 she was fine. 0:37:16.880 --> 0:37:18.640 But it was a very weird angle for only I 0:37:18.640 --> 0:37:20.959 could see from the stage, so it was very bizarre. 0:37:21.040 --> 0:37:22.600 But she was fine. But I had to sit on 0:37:22.719 --> 0:37:24.600 stage door in that which what do you do? Do 0:37:24.640 --> 0:37:27.279 you leave? So you think that's rude. I think it's 0:37:27.360 --> 0:37:29.839 rude to leave. Oh no, I think it was rude 0:37:29.840 --> 0:37:31.479 that the only woman did it this. She could have waited. 0:37:31.560 --> 0:37:33.680 She could the door Jiggy set. 0:37:35.920 --> 0:37:38.839 But the good thing is when when they come to you, right, 0:37:38.920 --> 0:37:42.160 they see a comedy show. When Jiggy's on, it becomes 0:37:42.160 --> 0:37:47.640 an escape room. All the doors are locked behind you. 0:37:47.640 --> 0:37:52.200 You have to weep this out. It's a saw episode. 0:37:52.480 --> 0:37:54.359 Now, that was that. That's always weird for me when 0:37:54.400 --> 0:37:55.920 you see that. I didn't call that rude. I just 0:37:56.000 --> 0:37:57.640 it's a thing I thought of when I was prompted 0:37:57.680 --> 0:38:00.399 with the question. But it could be labeled rude. 0:38:00.520 --> 0:38:04.399 I think like rude for me is like when you're 0:38:05.239 --> 0:38:12.799 what happened? It just can never be labeled, right, That's 0:38:12.800 --> 0:38:14.479 why I said. I was like, you think that's rude? 0:38:14.800 --> 0:38:19.880 Yeah, to everybody around you think everybody in that place 0:38:19.920 --> 0:38:20.719 is like all that poor woman. 0:38:20.800 --> 0:38:26.040 Some people are like, oh, this bitch had that just 0:38:26.040 --> 0:38:32.680 getting building story. Why I think. 0:38:32.600 --> 0:38:36.359 Rude is just people that get too drunk and think 0:38:36.400 --> 0:38:41.040 they're helping, and it's not heckling. Heckling is different. Heckling 0:38:41.160 --> 0:38:45.920 is like I'm being a jerky, but when you're too 0:38:46.040 --> 0:38:49.640 drunk to understand, like the social cues, you're actually ruining 0:38:49.680 --> 0:38:51.960 the show. But you're too drunk to know. That's what 0:38:52.000 --> 0:38:55.080 I don't like because then it's almost like the audience turns. 0:38:55.320 --> 0:38:57.560 I don't have to do anything as a comic. It's 0:38:57.600 --> 0:38:59.520 like I don't even have to say a word because 0:38:59.520 --> 0:39:00.520 the audience hate you. 0:39:00.920 --> 0:39:01.839 They pick up on it. 0:39:02.400 --> 0:39:04.680 So we had we had people get thrown out of 0:39:04.680 --> 0:39:06.359 a show for having sex at a joker show. 0:39:07.000 --> 0:39:09.640 No, I swear to go, Who's who's banging at your show? 0:39:11.160 --> 0:39:11.839 Who's who? 0:39:12.080 --> 0:39:16.480 It's very impractical that somebody somebody did. They were in 0:39:16.520 --> 0:39:17.440 the barn up. 0:39:17.680 --> 0:39:20.120 They were, well, I mean we're four, We're four fucking 0:39:20.160 --> 0:39:20.840 heart throps. 0:39:21.640 --> 0:39:26.480 We just ooze Middle America sex. So we were talking 0:39:26.480 --> 0:39:29.120 about a dance squad. If you're following us, Oh will 0:39:29.160 --> 0:39:29.680 you guys. 0:39:29.440 --> 0:39:32.560 Talking about Arby's for ten minutes And they're like, ah, 0:39:33.719 --> 0:39:34.279 we did so. 0:39:34.400 --> 0:39:36.640 Yeah, that was we heard a ruckus. We saw the 0:39:36.640 --> 0:39:38.680 flashlights going up in the balcony. And then later we 0:39:38.680 --> 0:39:41.960 found out Jeff Johnson Game had told us that they 0:39:42.000 --> 0:39:44.800 got pulled out because he got pulled because got it 0:39:44.880 --> 0:39:46.600 got pulled out. So they got pulled on the God, 0:39:46.719 --> 0:39:48.279 yeah they were. They were having sex in the middle 0:39:48.360 --> 0:39:48.799 of the show. 0:39:49.160 --> 0:39:51.480 That's rude. That's rude. I had. 0:39:51.640 --> 0:39:56.040 I was in Columbus and a couple left. 0:39:58.360 --> 0:40:00.279 I'm just playing a part of you in today in 0:40:00.320 --> 0:40:03.960 this episode. Oh you want to okay, I'll let it myself. 0:40:05.840 --> 0:40:08.319 I was in Columbus, Ohio at the Funny Bone and 0:40:08.440 --> 0:40:10.120 there was a couple that got up and left during 0:40:10.160 --> 0:40:13.200 my show. And then there was a guy that came 0:40:13.560 --> 0:40:17.720 into the guy's bathroom and. 0:40:18.680 --> 0:40:22.120 Blumpkin. Oh in the bathroom, they get it on. But 0:40:22.160 --> 0:40:23.960 that's not that's not the theater. You can't hold them 0:40:24.000 --> 0:40:25.880 accountable for that. At least they took it out, and 0:40:25.920 --> 0:40:26.360 they took it. 0:40:26.440 --> 0:40:28.200 They took it to the streets, took to the streets. 0:40:28.239 --> 0:40:30.319 But a blumkin, you know what blunkin is? 0:40:30.400 --> 0:40:30.560 Right? 0:40:31.160 --> 0:40:33.600 Yeah, I thought I'd be going like this three times. 0:40:34.320 --> 0:40:36.360 I understood that he was getting head while he was 0:40:36.360 --> 0:40:36.959 taking his ship. 0:40:37.200 --> 0:40:39.480 But if you want me to explain it to America, 0:40:39.840 --> 0:40:40.920 I'll go ahead and do that. 0:40:41.200 --> 0:40:45.080 I will be the guy my children listen to this podcast. 0:40:45.200 --> 0:40:49.960 Okay, so hey, kids, just sitting out with toilet and 0:40:50.120 --> 0:40:53.000 dropping a deuce and a lady kneels in front of 0:40:53.000 --> 0:40:57.680 you and starts to gobble dobble is what we call 0:40:57.719 --> 0:40:58.320 a plumpkin? 0:40:58.680 --> 0:41:10.320 Next question, Mark, don't that would keep it in? 0:41:10.480 --> 0:41:13.000 That's great? 0:41:13.400 --> 0:41:20.040 A right, We're gonna name this episode blumpkin pot. 0:41:25.760 --> 0:41:27.359 Do you think the people at iHeart are like. 0:41:27.560 --> 0:41:33.239 The didn't we think when we signed these two? 0:41:40.320 --> 0:41:45.279 Okay, I'm sorry, all right, all right, you get a 0:41:45.760 --> 0:41:49.880 question here's in the talk back app on the iHeart 0:41:50.040 --> 0:41:57.960 media app. Well, this wasn't subtle enough that I knew 0:41:57.960 --> 0:42:06.040 you were talking about. I was like a bomb. Go ahead, sorry, okay, great, okay. 0:42:05.920 --> 0:42:12.480 Last question, Please John send us an email. 0:42:14.320 --> 0:42:16.560 I love Mark's setups. He's got to tell you how 0:42:16.560 --> 0:42:19.000 we got the question. I want people to know about it. 0:42:19.800 --> 0:42:22.799 Any advice on how to come to terms mentally with 0:42:23.080 --> 0:42:26.360 the patients required to land that first job and deal 0:42:26.400 --> 0:42:29.680 with the insecurity of not feeling as mature or financially 0:42:29.719 --> 0:42:32.880 stable as your peers that. 0:42:32.840 --> 0:42:34.399 Is, that's a tough that's a tough goal. 0:42:34.520 --> 0:42:36.520 After I graduated college, I didn't have a job for 0:42:37.120 --> 0:42:37.920 quite a while. 0:42:38.360 --> 0:42:40.080 Quite a while I didn't have a job, and I 0:42:40.120 --> 0:42:41.200 was living in mom's basement. 0:42:42.200 --> 0:42:43.719 And because I knew I didn't want to be an 0:42:43.719 --> 0:42:46.520 account I had an accounting degree and I didn't have 0:42:46.600 --> 0:42:47.440 and I was like, okay what. 0:42:47.920 --> 0:42:49.279 I was in a space where I'm like, all right, 0:42:49.280 --> 0:42:49.759 what am I going. 0:42:49.760 --> 0:42:51.960 To do with my life at all? I had no idea. 0:42:52.200 --> 0:42:53.920 I ended up with the consulting gig by going to 0:42:53.960 --> 0:42:57.040 a job fair. And I will say this about the 0:42:57.080 --> 0:42:59.040 job fair. The job fair was the Marriott Marque. This 0:42:59.120 --> 0:43:06.200 is nineteen ninety eight, maybe nine, And I. 0:43:06.120 --> 0:43:07.200 Was like, okay, what do I want to do with 0:43:07.239 --> 0:43:08.200 my life? I don't know what I want to do. 0:43:08.239 --> 0:43:09.640 And I went to a job fair and it made 0:43:09.680 --> 0:43:12.960 me realize all the jobs I didn't want, right. I 0:43:12.960 --> 0:43:16.040 think that's a huge thing by process of elimination. So 0:43:16.600 --> 0:43:19.680 I would highly recommend going to a big job fair 0:43:20.080 --> 0:43:22.680 and just walking around and just it'll help you steer 0:43:22.719 --> 0:43:24.640 you in a way. Now, the rejection part of it, 0:43:24.680 --> 0:43:26.640 that's part of the game, right, you're not gonna get 0:43:26.920 --> 0:43:28.279 I mean, I can't even tell you how many things 0:43:28.320 --> 0:43:30.160 I got rejected from my life. Not even jobs, just 0:43:30.280 --> 0:43:33.520 things that you get rejected from. So that's part of life. 0:43:33.480 --> 0:43:35.440 You've got to be strong enough to do that. You 0:43:35.520 --> 0:43:37.480 just gotta get through rejection. Rejections are part of life, 0:43:37.480 --> 0:43:37.919 so you can't. 0:43:38.160 --> 0:43:40.840 Yeah, but also he sounds young. Yeah, he's getting his 0:43:40.880 --> 0:43:44.280 first job. You have plenty of time to find your job, 0:43:44.800 --> 0:43:47.799 and there's so much road ahead of you. It's like 0:43:48.480 --> 0:43:51.600 you can't judge your success by others at twenty two, 0:43:51.719 --> 0:43:54.400 twenty three, twenty four, it's like that's not going to 0:43:54.440 --> 0:43:57.239 happen for another twenty five thirty years for you. 0:43:57.400 --> 0:43:58.920 So one thing to John I didn't like in his 0:43:59.000 --> 0:44:02.200 email where he's saying, because he's looking at he's comparing himself. 0:44:02.280 --> 0:44:05.080 Yeah, comparison does nothing for you. Yeah, comparison is the 0:44:05.080 --> 0:44:05.840 worst thing you could do. 0:44:05.960 --> 0:44:08.920 Because everybody's got their own story, their own sure, and 0:44:08.960 --> 0:44:11.839 you know, if you just look at our different careers even, right. 0:44:12.080 --> 0:44:15.000 You you're a brand, I'm not right? Yes, well no, 0:44:15.080 --> 0:44:16.359 you're a no frills brand. Yeah. 0:44:16.400 --> 0:44:25.080 People bang at your shows and people get Blumkins. 0:44:21.719 --> 0:44:22.560 The Blubkin tour. 0:44:22.640 --> 0:44:34.200 But Steve Birds, sorry, that's so funny. 0:44:34.239 --> 0:44:36.160 You can't compare. You can't compare the two of us, 0:44:36.320 --> 0:44:37.080 but our stories. 0:44:37.080 --> 0:44:39.640 I mean, seriously, you when you started this whole thing, 0:44:39.960 --> 0:44:43.080 you moved chase a dream, right, I didn't get famous. 0:44:43.200 --> 0:44:43.839 I was thirty four. 0:44:43.840 --> 0:44:46.239 You were doing these things that you were twenty one, right, right, 0:44:46.280 --> 0:44:47.719 so like you were in the game a lot longer 0:44:47.800 --> 0:44:50.759 than I was, and I would if you can, Yeah, 0:44:50.760 --> 0:44:51.560 I passed right by you. 0:44:51.600 --> 0:44:52.240 Is you know what I'm saying? 0:44:53.000 --> 0:44:55.080 No, I mean, I'm making internet sketch videos when you're 0:44:55.080 --> 0:44:58.759 doing comedy tours, right, look at it, like seriously you 0:44:58.800 --> 0:45:00.799 think about but the later life, I mean, I blow 0:45:00.840 --> 0:45:02.319 you out of the water. I mean, but before at 0:45:02.320 --> 0:45:04.200 the beginning, No, I'm just kidding, but at the beginning, 0:45:04.239 --> 0:45:06.160 I mean, like it's literally if I was looking I 0:45:06.200 --> 0:45:08.200 wanted to be a comic, right I was doing versus 0:45:08.280 --> 0:45:09.680 what you were doing completely different. 0:45:09.680 --> 0:45:11.399 You're on the stand up comedy tour. 0:45:11.440 --> 0:45:14.279 You're on the bus with everybody, you know Sebastian and 0:45:14.360 --> 0:45:16.520 you know you're doing that whole tour while I'm the 0:45:16.520 --> 0:45:18.200 four of us are trying to make the next Internet 0:45:18.239 --> 0:45:19.920 sketch right from MySpace. 0:45:20.400 --> 0:45:22.560 So like it really you can't compare. 0:45:23.400 --> 0:45:27.320 No, But also like we're at least in the same field, 0:45:27.400 --> 0:45:29.520 Like I mean, who knows what his friends are involved in? 0:45:29.600 --> 0:45:31.840 Ones in finance, ones in real estate, ones, you know 0:45:31.920 --> 0:45:34.520 who knows it? Just like right, you got plenty of 0:45:34.520 --> 0:45:37.640 time to figure it out. You got so much life 0:45:37.680 --> 0:45:39.839 in front of you. And I think, if anything, if 0:45:39.840 --> 0:45:41.680 you're twenty two to twenty three trying to figure out 0:45:41.719 --> 0:45:44.680 what your job is, all this free time you have 0:45:45.560 --> 0:45:48.080 enjoy it because at some point you're not going to 0:45:48.120 --> 0:45:50.920 have that free time. Like when COVID hit and I 0:45:50.960 --> 0:45:53.080 was home for like two months, I was like, I'm 0:45:53.080 --> 0:45:55.640 going to enjoy every second of this because this is 0:45:55.680 --> 0:45:57.600 a moment in time that will never happen again in 0:45:57.600 --> 0:46:00.879 my lifetime ever. And I think when you're in your 0:46:00.880 --> 0:46:03.440 twenties early twenties, it's like all that free time you have, 0:46:03.960 --> 0:46:06.920 soak it up, go to the park, go out, get bombed, 0:46:06.960 --> 0:46:08.920 have fun, wake up with a hang. You know, just 0:46:09.320 --> 0:46:11.120 all the experiences you can have. Get on a road, 0:46:11.160 --> 0:46:13.880 get take a road trip, go do things. Just experience 0:46:13.880 --> 0:46:16.560 as much as you can, because at some point you're 0:46:16.600 --> 0:46:18.400 gonna have to buckle down and you don't get that 0:46:18.440 --> 0:46:20.160 freedom anymore, for sure, for sure. 0:46:20.560 --> 0:46:24.600 So he's asking for advice on how to have the patience. 0:46:24.600 --> 0:46:27.920 Well, you have to have patients, right you just I 0:46:27.960 --> 0:46:30.920 think the things that you can do is avoid pitfalls, 0:46:30.960 --> 0:46:33.719 which are comparing yourself to other friends, taking a look 0:46:33.719 --> 0:46:36.120 at where other people are, because guess what, in five 0:46:36.160 --> 0:46:37.719 years they might be unemployed and you might be five 0:46:37.760 --> 0:46:38.680 years in your new career. 0:46:39.280 --> 0:46:40.759 You never know how that's going to pan out. 0:46:40.800 --> 0:46:42.760 I would also say, do things that make you feel 0:46:42.760 --> 0:46:47.240 good about your position, you know, keep applying for different jobs, 0:46:47.239 --> 0:46:50.399 even if the nose come in. Keep researching different ways 0:46:50.400 --> 0:46:52.760 that you could do things. Go to different networking events. 0:46:52.760 --> 0:46:55.040 I love those kinds of things. Networking events, job fairs, 0:46:55.080 --> 0:46:56.400 that kind of stuff get you in the mix. It 0:46:56.440 --> 0:46:59.000 makes you feel like you're doing something. Yeah, the biggest 0:46:59.040 --> 0:47:02.160 problem is feeling staff anything in life. So if you 0:47:02.239 --> 0:47:05.840 feel stagnant, you feel stuck. Get unstuck by doing things. 0:47:06.000 --> 0:47:09.520 Take steps. Go to job fares, go to networking events, 0:47:09.560 --> 0:47:12.280 go to you can find so many bullshit networking events 0:47:12.360 --> 0:47:13.920 by Google searching anything. 0:47:13.920 --> 0:47:15.200 Everybody's start. All these events you. 0:47:15.239 --> 0:47:17.480 Write Facebook, all these groups that you could find, you 0:47:17.480 --> 0:47:18.600 could you could join. 0:47:18.920 --> 0:47:20.279 So I would say do that kind of stuff. That's 0:47:20.280 --> 0:47:20.759 gonna help you. 0:47:20.840 --> 0:47:22.719 But so much in business, as I've gotten older, I 0:47:22.800 --> 0:47:26.879 try to analogize those things. Much like a relationship, right, 0:47:27.040 --> 0:47:28.759 It's like you're in PA I have to have the 0:47:28.760 --> 0:47:31.880 patience to get a job. It's like if you like 0:47:31.920 --> 0:47:34.160 a girl, you're not gonna tell her you love her 0:47:34.360 --> 0:47:37.200 within the first three, like two or three dates. It's like, relax, 0:47:37.719 --> 0:47:40.719 take your time, ease into it, like get to get 0:47:40.760 --> 0:47:42.960 to know the situation, get to know yourself. Like I 0:47:43.040 --> 0:47:46.520 try to a lot of dynamics. Treat it as though 0:47:46.680 --> 0:47:50.880 I'm courting a girl, you know, and just like be cool, 0:47:51.560 --> 0:47:54.560 Just be cool, binde your time, play your cards when 0:47:54.560 --> 0:47:58.680 you want, but have security within yourself. And don't you know, 0:47:59.160 --> 0:48:02.480 I think to rush things again, It's just like if 0:48:02.520 --> 0:48:04.600 you were to rush things in a relationship, it's not 0:48:04.640 --> 0:48:06.600 gonna work out. It's the same thing in life. It's 0:48:06.600 --> 0:48:08.680 the same thing in business. It's like you just take 0:48:08.680 --> 0:48:10.000 your time, relax, be cool. 0:48:10.040 --> 0:48:11.520 There's a good way to think about it. Yeah, you're 0:48:11.520 --> 0:48:14.200 gonna find yourself with the love of the love of 0:48:14.239 --> 0:48:16.040 your life, right being married? 0:48:16.080 --> 0:48:23.080 Whatnot? Or you're getting a blumpkin another show. That's all 0:48:23.080 --> 0:48:25.880 the time we have everybody. Thank you so much for 0:48:25.960 --> 0:48:27.360 joining us on two Cool Moms. 0:48:32.200 --> 0:48:35.520 You can find us on tour obviously Joe Gatto dot com. 0:48:35.440 --> 0:48:38.680 Joe Gattoofficial dot com official, and then Steve Burn you 0:48:38.719 --> 0:48:42.439 can find that Punch Up Lives Unofficial Joe Ghetto dot 0:48:42.480 --> 0:48:43.640 com dot com. 0:48:43.760 --> 0:48:47.319 Your website would be hysterical. That would be the best 0:48:47.320 --> 0:48:49.399 thing you ever pulled off. You should go right now, 0:48:49.920 --> 0:48:51.120 find your own to pay. 0:48:51.040 --> 0:48:52.759 Them the millions of dollars they want for it, just 0:48:52.760 --> 0:48:57.399 so you could be Joe Gatto dot com. My tour dates, yeah, yeah, 0:48:59.280 --> 0:49:02.680 your to my picture so people show up. 0:49:03.560 --> 0:49:05.360 Think it's gonna be big. Hey, this is a this 0:49:05.400 --> 0:49:08.640 is a strange case of y what's going on here? Yeah? 0:49:08.719 --> 0:49:12.960 So subscribe like share. You guys are the best. Thank 0:49:12.960 --> 0:49:15.080 you for tuning in. I don't know why you do it, 0:49:15.120 --> 0:49:18.120 but we love you for it. And I love you Steve, 0:49:18.440 --> 0:49:19.759 love you buddy,