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Speaker 4: Hey everybody, it's Joe Gatto, one of your favorite two
Speaker 4: cool moms, and I'm here with.
Speaker 1: Steve Burn, the other cool mom. Yes, here he is. Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm excited to be here. Stevie, sleepy Steve, I'm here.
Speaker 4: Steve's got it tough. Tell him why what happened on
Speaker 4: your travel day today? We woke up your travel day?
Speaker 4: Tellhim why it was so tough this morning? We all
Speaker 4: out of bed at what time?
Speaker 1: Four am? Two days in a row.
Speaker 3: I always take their first flight out, Yes always, they
Speaker 3: said that about Nicole Stevie first flights.
Speaker 1: So my flights at six.
Speaker 3: I get up at four and then I got home
Speaker 3: and you know, went right to my daughter's soccer game
Speaker 3: my son's birthday party, and then watched the Steelers crush.
Speaker 1: There you go. They beat the the goals the Russian
Speaker 1: the Russian Bears. Russian Bears beat Chicago favorites. They beat
Speaker 1: the Chicago Bears.
Speaker 4: Yes, known for Ditka, also known for being from Chicago.
Speaker 1: There we go to Chicago. Please.
Speaker 4: Three things I know about the Chicago Bears. One Dica
Speaker 4: two Chicago. Three colors are gold and black. No, wow,
Speaker 4: is that right?
Speaker 1: Wow? You are an athlete? Is right? Black and gold
Speaker 1: is Pittsburgh Chicago? It's orange and blue, orange and blue. Yeah.
Speaker 4: The the Chicago Bears, their guy, their main guy who
Speaker 4: throws the ball, quarterback.
Speaker 1: Yep, that's him.
Speaker 3: His name is I have no idea who they Who's
Speaker 3: the Chicago Bear guy right now?
Speaker 1: No, the Pittsburgh Steeler guy who throws a football Major
Speaker 1: Wilson Rod. Justin Field, No, justin quarterback. Justin Fields played.
Speaker 3: At Chicago, played in Chicago, and now he's with Pittsburgh.
Speaker 1: That's not how I'm thinking it was.
Speaker 5: I think you're trying to talk about a guy who
Speaker 5: I think got cut last year.
Speaker 1: Kenny Pickett.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Joe Kenny Piggy got cut.
Speaker 1: He's out isn't he. Yeah, yeah, do you have any idea?
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? I know Kenny Pickett. How
Speaker 1: do you know Kenny Pickett?
Speaker 4: He went to high school in Long in Jersey, Ocean
Speaker 4: Township High School, and then he went on to play football. Now,
Speaker 4: he went on to play football, and then we befriended him.
Speaker 4: He went to the University of Go fuck yourself. I
Speaker 4: don't know where you went to pitt He went to
Speaker 4: pitt and that's why I ended up at Pittsburgh.
Speaker 3: And then and they got drafted him and now he's
Speaker 3: in Philly time out.
Speaker 1: That's how I know.
Speaker 4: I know because he went to Philly and he plays
Speaker 4: in Philly. Now he's at Philly quarterback. Yes, currently the
Speaker 4: other one with the computer first.
Speaker 1: Yes, the second second year. Is that what we said? Yeah,
Speaker 1: he had a great ten minutes yesterdays when you met
Speaker 1: him in Philly.
Speaker 4: I know him because he went through uh the school
Speaker 4: system in Ocean Township where my cousin is a teacher. Okay,
Speaker 4: Mike Plano was his teacher, and then we used to
Speaker 4: talk to each other. Me and Michael I used to
Speaker 4: talk to his classes.
Speaker 1: About young boys. He remember that.
Speaker 4: No, he does TV. He does a film production. That's
Speaker 4: the teacher the class. He teaches TV production.
Speaker 1: So we most guys that are in this rings work
Speaker 1: in the industry. Yes, so I was in. You know what,
Speaker 1: let's start the whole episode over. I don't like it
Speaker 1: any I don't like any of this energy you bring
Speaker 1: it at me. You're clearly tired. Come on, t play
Speaker 1: for the Miami Donalans. He's with the Eagles. He's with
Speaker 1: the Eagles, with the Eagles, Eagles, Philadelphia. There you go,
Speaker 1: born and raised. We figured it out. He's not born.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about.
Speaker 6: In the playgrounds where he spent most of his days?
Speaker 6: Hid a Philadelphia Eagles are They're green and white. I
Speaker 6: know this, and I played the Giants yesterday and famously
Speaker 6: they lost twenty eight thirty eight.
Speaker 1: There you go. Twenty to three is even worse. What.
Speaker 1: I don't know much about sports, but I do know this.
Speaker 1: Oh please an Eagles a bird.
Speaker 3: What is your greatest sporting event that you've ever been to?
Speaker 3: Because I know you don't like you don't follow sports,
Speaker 3: but given the nature of your celebrity status.
Speaker 4: The Garden Game seven New York Rangers first, the Houston Astros.
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't know that. I do know this was
Speaker 1: about this is ridiculous.
Speaker 4: This year year two maybe of jokers. I went and
Speaker 4: I went to the game seven. The Rangers were playing
Speaker 4: against somebody, and I remember when the Rangers scored a
Speaker 4: puck in the basket, I can't even do This place
Speaker 4: what nuts And I was like, wow, the roof almost
Speaker 4: went crazy off this thing. Fast forward years later, me
Speaker 4: and the boys are playing the Garden, the same garden
Speaker 4: where the New York Rangers play, and we walked out
Speaker 4: and the applause were thunderous, and I was like, it
Speaker 4: sounds like we just scored a goal at.
Speaker 1: A Arrangers You just tying it?
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, all right, No, I do remember that was
Speaker 4: one of the biggest games and biggest moments I've ever
Speaker 4: had heard in sports. I was we were doing promo
Speaker 4: or something and I was on the top level. We
Speaker 4: were just going around and doing all the and they
Speaker 4: scored and I remember the place going absolutely nuts, and
Speaker 4: I was like, this place feels like it was gonna explode.
Speaker 4: That was one of the biggest moments in a sporting
Speaker 4: event I think I've ever been to.
Speaker 3: She never been any Yankee game I've been in yank game. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I've been, but Yankee games. Yankee Stadium is loud. Yeah,
Speaker 3: some gardens loud.
Speaker 1: Nicks nixt they played basketball. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 4: I was on the sideline at the Next wanted a
Speaker 4: charity event. Me and my nephew went okay, and I sat.
Speaker 4: That wasn't That was the Barclays. That wasn't that Giants
Speaker 4: Jets Giants event. They both football teams out of here.
Speaker 1: Had a New York gear. Yeah, you never been. I've
Speaker 1: been to both.
Speaker 4: Been to a Next game, been to a Giants game,
Speaker 4: been to a Jets game, the New Yankees game, been
Speaker 4: to a Mets games, Ranger games.
Speaker 1: I've been to a Ranger game. Islander. I haven't Islanders.
Speaker 3: I haven't all those sporting events. What was your favorite
Speaker 3: that you that you could enjoy?
Speaker 1: I would say the football games?
Speaker 3: Really yeah, why you're outside, that's it.
Speaker 4: It's nice out, nice fall day. See the Pigs game
Speaker 4: getting thrown back and forth. The fellows are hitting each other.
Speaker 4: I will say my best football experience, hands down, my best.
Speaker 1: I would say it was I got what I went
Speaker 1: to Sofi Field. Yeah, that's why, that's right.
Speaker 4: The Chargers, you idiot, I can't believe you know nothing
Speaker 4: about sports, The Chargers, the.
Speaker 1: Los Angeles you guys, yeah on Monday night football.
Speaker 4: Yeah, watching Mark did fake talking to each other as
Speaker 4: the camera pan to us on a Monday.
Speaker 3: Night I honestly look like you guys are doing an
Speaker 3: undercar undercover drug deal because you were both looking down
Speaker 3: for some reason talking to each other, and I was like,
Speaker 3: are they good?
Speaker 1: Because the guy.
Speaker 4: Said to us, he goes, hey, you're gonna be on camera,
Speaker 4: just don't look at the camera.
Speaker 1: So we marked like, hey, let's just fake talk, and
Speaker 1: we're like, why wouldn't you look at the camera. That's
Speaker 1: what everybody does. Look, you go crazy. The guy said,
Speaker 1: don't look to us.
Speaker 5: He was like an old like Monday night football. You know,
Speaker 5: it was like eighty years old. He's filming us and
Speaker 5: we're like pointing out stuff at the end zone. We
Speaker 5: also have no idea what's going on and uh. And
Speaker 5: then after he's done, he goes, congratulations, you were just
Speaker 5: on Monday night football.
Speaker 1: Yes, Like I was like, I finally made it on TV.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, boy, justin Herbert shout.
Speaker 3: Out, I did uh, I did the uh the Vegas
Speaker 3: Golden Knights, Oh, yes, they have the airhorn.
Speaker 1: The siren siren. They do the siren.
Speaker 3: Before the periods, and UH like, all right, she just
Speaker 3: grabbed the handle and just crank it and the ladder.
Speaker 1: You crank it the ladder it gets I go okay,
Speaker 1: and I'm like.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm a comedian. Do I do I take this seriously?
Speaker 3: Or do I kind of goo for whatever? And so
Speaker 3: I got on it and I started doing it and
Speaker 3: the place is going nuts, and I pretend like I'm
Speaker 3: like climbaxing. And my buddy works for them in the
Speaker 3: you know, TV production whatever. He's like, I never saw
Speaker 3: them cut away from uh from their celebrities so quick.
Speaker 3: They cut away from you the quickest I've ever seen.
Speaker 3: But he gave me the raw thing, so I have it,
Speaker 3: and I'm just like, because you're climax too quickly, it's
Speaker 3: like it's over.
Speaker 1: So did you enjoy Pittsburgh is your city?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 4: You like the Pittsburgh Pirates, you like the Pittsburgh Penguins,
Speaker 4: and you like the Steelers, so you're all Pittsburgh all
Speaker 4: the time pretty much.
Speaker 1: So, but I mean, you look, you travel, But I
Speaker 1: got like, okan.
Speaker 4: So if the Raptors are playing, who the Toronto Raptors
Speaker 4: the Toronto.
Speaker 1: They're not even in this country.
Speaker 4: Yes, the Raptors aren't even in this country. Are you
Speaker 4: sure about that? It's in Nashville. W Penguins. No, Nashville,
Speaker 4: don't tell me. Nashville Knights. That's what it should be.
Speaker 1: It's not. But it's called the Nashville Predators. Predators. That's weird. Okay.
Speaker 4: I'm not in a sports guy, but to name your
Speaker 4: team to predators.
Speaker 1: Twenty years ago, twenty years ago, no, twenty years ago.
Speaker 1: You have to get rid of the Indians.
Speaker 4: They can keep the predators. They can keep they have
Speaker 4: to lose the Indians, but they keep the Predators.
Speaker 1: And that's the problem with sports. Well, they're renaming it
Speaker 1: to the Nashville Kevin Spaces. Oh, here it goes. What
Speaker 1: this episode is gonna be? Four minutes long?
Speaker 4: That was a very funny joke. Actually, I like that. Okay,
Speaker 4: we'll keep that one. We'll give you that one.
Speaker 1: I get one. Ye, we should do it.
Speaker 3: We should do a super cut episode where it's all
Speaker 3: the things you take out that are we can't.
Speaker 1: We're on iHeart now, we can't do that. We'll put
Speaker 1: on YouTube.
Speaker 3: Okay, but just all the jokes I put in that
Speaker 3: can cut out the good.
Speaker 1: Ones or yeah, all of them. Okay, so there's some
Speaker 1: I think we could sparse it together from eighty.
Speaker 3: Every time I say joke like that, I just see
Speaker 3: you rub your temples like like like I spilled my
Speaker 3: milk at the dinner table.
Speaker 1: Well we have we have to have brands protection. Oh
Speaker 1: who mine a brand? You don't have a brand out
Speaker 1: of here? I love you, all right, Okay, my apologies.
Speaker 4: No, I didn't know when you were younger your dad
Speaker 4: took it to Pittsburgh's games my dad?
Speaker 1: Did your dad take you to games like in the stadiums?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, my dad never did that where my
Speaker 4: dad wasn't really he was dead.
Speaker 1: It's a fair point. They bring the skeleton into the
Speaker 1: I'd be like plus one, where can I put the urine?
Speaker 1: Excuse me?
Speaker 4: I mean like, but it was it was just the ghost.
Speaker 4: I like, my dad does a great siren. But my
Speaker 4: dad was alive when I was younger, like in the
Speaker 4: in the taking the sports.
Speaker 1: Age bracket, but he never followed.
Speaker 4: Didn't but he didn't like baseball. He wasn't a big
Speaker 4: baseball guy. He liked the Giants were his team. And
Speaker 4: I did go to a couple of games with them,
Speaker 4: but I didn't. We weren't. He wasn't like I think
Speaker 4: you have dads that are like that that go.
Speaker 1: To the sport.
Speaker 4: Right, you're big in the Boston area, right, Mark, you
Speaker 4: did the sports.
Speaker 5: And did the sports. But that's like the bonding Some
Speaker 5: parents do it as a bonding thing. I think.
Speaker 1: So my dad didn't love me.
Speaker 5: It was a love issue basically.
Speaker 3: My dad just my father hugged me all the time
Speaker 3: and said I'm proud of you and just I don't know,
Speaker 3: it's just like just normal for me.
Speaker 1: What was it like for you? So? Did he ever
Speaker 1: pat you on the back or no? It was never
Speaker 1: good enough. Let's get to the questions. I guess, Hey,
Speaker 1: I have a question. Why do you love me? Dad? Stupid? No,
Speaker 1: my dad loved me very much. I was I was
Speaker 1: a magician. I was an amateur magician. That's what he
Speaker 1: loved about me. No, yeah, definitely not.
Speaker 4: My dad was a six foot three tight ends. I
Speaker 4: was his only son, five foot nine, flabby metal. He
Speaker 4: even wrote I have one letter from my father, my
Speaker 4: dead father, and I kept it. It was a note
Speaker 4: that he wrote about all this stuff that he was
Speaker 4: proud of me. I did this thing in the notes
Speaker 4: watch me disappear.
Speaker 1: I made my father doesnappear. That was my greatest streak. Dah,
Speaker 1: he wrote.
Speaker 3: He know.
Speaker 4: He even takes a jab to me in the letter.
Speaker 4: So the la he's talking about how much he loves me.
Speaker 4: I'm so priday.
Speaker 1: He's such a good guy. How old are you?
Speaker 4: I'm a fourteen, I'm in school. I'm in Why did
Speaker 4: write the letter? Just curious because I was on this
Speaker 4: thing called the Retreat Team, which was a team that
Speaker 4: you helped. It was like an orientation team for the
Speaker 4: new kids that came in, the new freshman stuff, and
Speaker 4: you talked to them about like good.
Speaker 1: Was good, moralswas to give out now like morals and
Speaker 1: things like that. It was called the Retreat Team.
Speaker 4: So you go on this retreat and the teacher, unbeknownst
Speaker 4: to you, goes to everybody in your life and gets
Speaker 4: them to write a letter about you. So you have
Speaker 4: it as a keepsake, which I didn't know I would
Speaker 4: need four years later when.
Speaker 1: My dad fucking kicked it.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, So I have this and in it in
Speaker 4: the letter, he takes a jab at me about the
Speaker 4: magic tricks. It's so funny. No, he's like, hey, I
Speaker 4: love you. I know you're a good kid, even though
Speaker 4: with your.
Speaker 1: Dumb card tricks. It's in a letter. Yeah, it's so funny.
Speaker 1: You cann't help. But that's where you get it from.
Speaker 4: That's it for sure, for sure. But I was an
Speaker 4: amateur magician. I don't think he was proud of that.
Speaker 4: I think that's why he died.
Speaker 1: He was like, this is im out. I his only son.
Speaker 1: He has two older daughters. My sister was a star
Speaker 1: basketball player.
Speaker 4: Gina, my oldest sister, crushed it and then gave up
Speaker 4: on her dreams because when she went to college, she
Speaker 4: didn't want to.
Speaker 1: Play a collegiate level. Why because she fucking didn't have
Speaker 1: any confidence in herself. No, she was good at accounting.
Speaker 4: She wanted to concentrate on her She wanted to concentrate
Speaker 4: on her accounting. Yeah, accounting in college, which is weird, right, Yeah,
Speaker 4: I think, yeah, Okay, that's why I think he's supposed to.
Speaker 4: She went to Hofstra out on Long Island College in college,
Speaker 4: and she didn't want to play college ball. My sister,
Speaker 4: Carla was a cheerleader and then she ended up crushing
Speaker 4: it on the kick line team.
Speaker 1: Yeah, where she met the love of her life, Vinnie
Speaker 1: big Vin, who you know, of course, who was offensive lineman. Yes,
Speaker 1: marriage made in Heaven.
Speaker 3: And then little Joe Joseph was just a small town
Speaker 3: kid who was really.
Speaker 1: Good at slight of hand. No, no, no no.
Speaker 3: He was a welder by day, but dancer by night
Speaker 3: and had a lot of dreams.
Speaker 1: I wasn't dancer by night.
Speaker 4: I on a dance floor. That's where I shined. And
Speaker 4: they couldn't understand. I pulled the water and just it's.
Speaker 1: Called fat Dance. And if you haven't seen any check
Speaker 1: it out on Netflix. Yeah. I guess that's right. I
Speaker 1: guess that's right. I guess. So my dad did love me.
Speaker 1: We could say that's the take. Of course he loved you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't know. You didn't know him, don't say of course,
Speaker 1: I you know him.
Speaker 3: Well, it sounds every everything you've told me in the
Speaker 3: past always sounds like he did.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I would say he did. Yeah, even if it's lies,
Speaker 4: you don't know. I'm not going you can't ask him.
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna go.
Speaker 1: Around like Joe.
Speaker 3: You don't believe the sweep Ouiji board talked to him today.
Speaker 1: Did you did you Does your son know you love him?
Speaker 1: Oh beyond more than your daughter? God, you can go
Speaker 1: together now.
Speaker 3: No, that's that's always I mean, look your father, that's yeah,
Speaker 3: that's always the thing, right. But it's like, no, I
Speaker 3: love you guys equally one hundred percent.
Speaker 1: So we get all the time the questions.
Speaker 4: My daughter is always like, my daughter stopped asking because
Speaker 4: I think she thinks it's her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so she's always like she used to be like
Speaker 1: she knows. She was like, do you love me more
Speaker 1: than remail?
Speaker 4: Like she just said that all the time, And now
Speaker 4: she stopped asking because I think she thinks she knows
Speaker 4: that I do.
Speaker 1: But we were just on the road.
Speaker 4: They came on the road with me and it was
Speaker 4: just the three of us. We went to in Oklahoma City.
Speaker 4: They had this amazing science museum and I was like,
Speaker 4: I had to find something to do with them. We
Speaker 4: were okay, see we had about half a day until
Speaker 4: we had to meet everybody.
Speaker 1: I was like, a right, let's go check this out.
Speaker 1: It was phenomenal.
Speaker 4: And to watch my two kids to see what they
Speaker 4: gravitated towards completely differently, was so interesting. My son was
Speaker 4: all about the sign stuff. My daughter was all about
Speaker 4: the They had this whole activity section where you like,
Speaker 4: climbed walls and did all that stuff, and I just
Speaker 4: watched them crush it in their own specific areas, and
Speaker 4: I was like, that's so funny to see my personal
Speaker 4: in two different ways.
Speaker 3: Your kids are too very I think your son is
Speaker 3: the cerebral aspect of you, very very math inclined. I
Speaker 3: remember last time we were hanging out one of your
Speaker 3: book signings, one of the professors at the university was
Speaker 3: doing math drills with him and he was a singing Yes.
Speaker 1: She was blown away. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I was like, wow, And he's really you could just tell,
Speaker 3: very sweet, but a little more recluse, kind of like
Speaker 3: very observant.
Speaker 1: He's taking it all in.
Speaker 3: And your daughter is just the most outgoing, so fun,
Speaker 3: just a great smile and you know, no inhibitions.
Speaker 1: How you doing? What are you?
Speaker 4: What do you do to crazy talks to strangers it's
Speaker 4: a problem, actually, but no, like she gets in there.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So I have both of them, and yours are
Speaker 4: the same way though. I would think your son is
Speaker 4: very smart like your wife, right, and.
Speaker 1: Your daughter is very outgoing like her father. Right. As
Speaker 1: you would.
Speaker 4: Say that's what I would say, smart like my wife,
Speaker 4: no relationship.
Speaker 1: You know your your wife is smarter than you. My
Speaker 1: wife is smarter than Yeah, so that's okay.
Speaker 4: You have a confidence to say that, right yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: So I'm not saying anything you haven't said out loud.
Speaker 4: All the world knows.
Speaker 1: By meaning the two of you, and she still picked you.
Speaker 1: She's very smart and she picked you. She's the best. Guys. See,
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you. I'm a shithead. I'm dumb as fu.
Speaker 1: That's the clip. That's the clip. I'm glad that you
Speaker 1: found your hands together.
Speaker 4: No, I'm not saying you're dumb, but I'm saying that
Speaker 4: you're No, your wife is very Uh. It's funny to
Speaker 4: see very vividly the difference between your kids.
Speaker 1: You know, I see that your but your son does
Speaker 1: have your sense of humor.
Speaker 3: He is the other day where this is just yesterday.
Speaker 3: We're driving and I always I always have my son
Speaker 3: FaceTime my parents when we're driving them.
Speaker 1: Because there's gonna be the time they can't Well, it's true,
Speaker 1: and I it is true. I mean, quick interjection.
Speaker 8: We're at the okay, we're at the okay see thing,
Speaker 8: and there there's an exhibit with skeletons, and I flip
Speaker 8: on the video and into the group chat, I drop
Speaker 8: a video like, hey guys, it's so great that the
Speaker 8: kids can go on field trips with the grandparents.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, and my daughter is dance. Sorry, god,
Speaker 1: I got so funny.
Speaker 3: My my my uh, my son, my son.
Speaker 1: He facetimes your grandmother. He goes because my dad's bald.
Speaker 1: You know, he's got like the two land strips on
Speaker 1: the side.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And my son is just being a kid. He's like,
Speaker 3: so do you do you wash your hair? Like It's like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I washed my hair, like the hair I have. Yeah,
Speaker 3: of course I wash it. He's like, oh okay. And
Speaker 3: and then he's like, when did you go bald? And
Speaker 3: my grandfather's my father's like, I guess my thirties. I went,
Speaker 3: I went bald. And my son's like, oh okay. And
Speaker 3: then my grandma started talking and she was talking about
Speaker 3: something and my grandfather goes, I know what you're thinking,
Speaker 3: Ken boring, and then ken't goes, no, when you talk,
Speaker 3: I just hear bald. And I was like, oh my god, Wow,
Speaker 3: that's great.
Speaker 1: And I lost that dying laugh.
Speaker 3: And my father's got a great sense of humor, dying laugh,
Speaker 3: and you could just see he like he knows he's
Speaker 3: got it, so he's totally.
Speaker 1: Enjoying it, totally enjoying. So that's very, so good, quick witted,
Speaker 1: very to see him come up with that. I remember
Speaker 1: the first time I noticed he had he had.
Speaker 3: I mean, you're great at pulling things out of the ether. Yeah,
Speaker 3: just all the time with music and everything. But we
Speaker 3: went to David Buster's one time. He got all these
Speaker 3: tickets and he got this huge teddy bear walks out.
Speaker 3: My daughter goes, my god, can't it's the biggest teddy
Speaker 3: bear I've ever seen. He goes, I'm a dangerous man
Speaker 3: with some money in my pocket. I was like, wow,
Speaker 3: that's a great pole, that's a great poll.
Speaker 1: I love that. Yeah, great kid, both of them. I
Speaker 1: think we both did well with our offspring.
Speaker 4: Yes, the fountains they came from are definitely rusty, but the.
Speaker 3: Children were very lucky guys to have the wives we
Speaker 3: do because we travel as much as we do.
Speaker 4: They brought some stuff to the gene Pool too. Let's
Speaker 4: talk about it, right, Thank goodness, thank god. My daughter
Speaker 4: looks like a mother. Could you imagine that Schnile's on that.
Speaker 4: I'm so brave and funny.
Speaker 3: When you like that, when you lie down in Central Park,
Speaker 3: I can tell what time it is.
Speaker 1: You know. The little guy, you know, like it's smoke
Speaker 1: in the shower because he's got a big nose.
Speaker 3: But your nose, it goes to my face, it goes
Speaker 3: with her face. It's not it's not like there was
Speaker 3: a girl. I remember I dated this girl once and
Speaker 3: she was she had her she always had her hair
Speaker 3: down right over nose.
Speaker 1: There's a cousin it. He's a girl from the ring
Speaker 1: and she just got a nose coaster the curtains just
Speaker 1: her hair and partner just feed her.
Speaker 3: But this girl I dated, I can't say her name,
Speaker 3: but she had a Remember one time she pulled her
Speaker 3: her hair back behind her and this fucking satellite radio
Speaker 3: huge ears and just went bull of bag.
Speaker 1: Was like, let's draw the curtains again. I never I
Speaker 1: dated it, like for such a great listener. Oh, I
Speaker 1: can't hear you. What do you mean? What do you mean?
Speaker 7: Well?
Speaker 1: Your hairbat? Why you're picking up the traffic on forty
Speaker 1: second Street? Okay, let's get let's get it.
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Speaker 1: So we've just hit a button and the like wet you.
Speaker 5: I listen. Suzanne hits us up. She goes, hey mom,
Speaker 5: this is hit us up on the Instagram. My friends,
Speaker 5: this is not Suzanne. So she says, my friend has
Speaker 5: been with her, well, you never know. My friend has
Speaker 5: been with her partner for almost twenty five years and
Speaker 5: the relationship is for the most part a good one.
Speaker 5: She follows a male dance team online. I was gonna
Speaker 5: stay serious.
Speaker 1: But okay, okay slows a male dance tea.
Speaker 5: I don't know what you know what that means?
Speaker 1: The magic mics.
Speaker 5: She follows a male dance team online, and her boyfriend
Speaker 5: is very jealous of them. He doesn't like her doing
Speaker 5: it and would like her to stop. Now, you got me,
Speaker 5: But she should have the right to do whatever she wants, right,
Speaker 5: I think he I think he regards them as some
Speaker 5: sort of way, as if she is cheating on him.
Speaker 5: A little motherly advice would be most helpful.
Speaker 3: I think I have no problem with this whatsoever. I
Speaker 3: have no problem with with it whatsoever. I think she's
Speaker 3: a human being. No, She's gonna see things that are
Speaker 3: appealing to her, sure, and I think it's healthy.
Speaker 1: I think it's a healthy dynamic. She doesn't react on.
Speaker 3: It, right, you know, as long as she's not the
Speaker 3: videos with the whipped cream and the sheet or whatever.
Speaker 3: As long as she's not going there and going crazy,
Speaker 3: which I don't assume she would.
Speaker 1: Yeah, your feed is your feed. I think that just
Speaker 1: stems from insecurity.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you can't be insecure about what people who guess
Speaker 4: what people follow on social media? You think that's cheating,
Speaker 4: that's not that's that stuff is if you if there's
Speaker 4: an issue that's that's just watering a seed of insecurity
Speaker 4: you have, then you need to talk about that.
Speaker 1: It's not about why you following them. It's like, why
Speaker 1: do you feel insecure? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Are they doing something else that's making you feel that way?
Speaker 4: So that's what you need to get down to.
Speaker 1: The root of.
Speaker 3: It's funny this like comes up because my wife literally
Speaker 3: we're at lunch and she goes, can I tell you something?
Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, of course, you told me anything
Speaker 3: you want. It's like I I was sent a picture
Speaker 3: by somebod I don't even know. I was like, okay,
Speaker 3: and she described it was it.
Speaker 1: Was I'm sorry. I didn't want to say it was
Speaker 1: an accident. They're right next to the phone on the phone.
Speaker 3: But it was a it was a dick pic right
Speaker 3: is my black dude and sent it to her and she, uh,
Speaker 3: She's like, you know, I just felt uncomfortable. Obviously I
Speaker 3: didn't know the number. I don't know who this is,
Speaker 3: but I I just wanted to tell you. And I
Speaker 3: was like, I was like, no, Jess, I really appreciate
Speaker 3: that you like would be honest with me and open
Speaker 3: and tell that to me. But next time, please just
Speaker 3: send it to me, because I was like, you know,
Speaker 3: let's of course you're gonna make a joke about it.
Speaker 3: But it's like, I just think like stuff like that.
Speaker 3: It's just like even if you know who knows, just
Speaker 3: I just think it's it's someone healthy, and you know,
Speaker 3: like everybody's got their feeds whatever. But it was interesting
Speaker 3: because I think a while back my wife and I
Speaker 3: were discussing each other's feeds and what you're looking at whatever.
Speaker 3: I was like, take my phone and just go to
Speaker 3: my Instagram and and you know where you do the
Speaker 3: search bar, just.
Speaker 1: Type in anything. See what you see.
Speaker 3: What pops up my algorithm and my algorithm Superman an oasis.
Speaker 1: There you go. That's it.
Speaker 3: Nothing to words, Superman, Christopher Reeve like all these like
Speaker 3: behind the scenes and then it's all oasis clips.
Speaker 4: I'll I'll say that there was a very funny SNL
Speaker 4: sketch about that where they they wanted to look at
Speaker 4: each other things, and then the reason why they want
Speaker 4: to is they want they were all following this weird character,
Speaker 4: which was funny, right, but they weren't worried about the
Speaker 4: girl thing. You know it all, But I wouldn't even
Speaker 4: say like the to worry to If your significant other
Speaker 4: is finding it disrespectful that you follow other people or
Speaker 4: is that, then that's something that you need to take consideration.
Speaker 4: What's more important following this male dance team or or
Speaker 4: upsetting your.
Speaker 1: What what's the big deal?
Speaker 3: The sparkle motions and they're really talented crust this landing.
Speaker 4: I would say, I would say, that's that's what you
Speaker 4: need to take consideration. So if your friend air quotes,
Speaker 4: if your friend is upsetting their partner by following this person, right,
Speaker 4: what's more important to follow the dance team or to not.
Speaker 1: Have all male dancing?
Speaker 3: I look, I also understand it from the other This
Speaker 3: is a guy though, right. But I had a friend
Speaker 3: who was dating a girl and she had an issue
Speaker 3: with a past relationship with a guy looked at a
Speaker 3: lot of porn and it be and it became a
Speaker 3: hindrance to them being intimate and physical with each other
Speaker 3: so much so that she's like, look, we should see somebody.
Speaker 3: So they went and saw somebody, and this guy like
Speaker 3: had to get professional help to like wean himself away
Speaker 3: from it. So so one day, this girl is now
Speaker 3: in a new relationship with my friend, and she goes,
Speaker 3: she goes, Hey, we're going to this new place or
Speaker 3: this restaurant, you know, let me put the directions in
Speaker 3: on your phone. So she goes to put the directions in,
Speaker 3: she screw flips up and he's.
Speaker 1: Some girl just like she's like, oh my god.
Speaker 3: So she literally tells me, She's like, look, I was
Speaker 3: in a prior relationship and look, just for me personally,
Speaker 3: i'd appreciate it if you would abstain from looking at
Speaker 3: that stuff because it kind of damaged me and I
Speaker 3: felt insecure about it. And I would just appreciate if
Speaker 3: you didn't do it. And he's like, oh, yeah, of
Speaker 3: course yes. So they had a serious conversation.
Speaker 1: He broke at two days later. Two days later, like
Speaker 1: a week later, we went. She's like, hey, my phone's charge.
Speaker 3: Can take something on your phone's like yeah, She's like,
Speaker 3: oh god.
Speaker 1: And it didn't last long at all.
Speaker 3: But even that, like, I think there's there's a health
Speaker 3: dynamic to that.
Speaker 1: There's a healthy dynamic to all those things. But at
Speaker 1: the same time, I think it's just scrolls and the
Speaker 1: thing and it's just videos of you ringing the siren
Speaker 1: just a meme.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I look, at the end of the day,
Speaker 4: you're gonna have to decide what's more important, something that's
Speaker 4: important to you versus something that's upset in your partner,
Speaker 4: And that's what relationships are about. So I think you
Speaker 4: just have to look at it from that perspective. Is
Speaker 4: it more important to you? You know, because we always
Speaker 4: go to the defensive. I know I'm this too, it's like, oh,
Speaker 4: why is this upsetting you? Well it doesn't the why,
Speaker 4: it doesn't matter as much as that they are upset.
Speaker 4: And I think that's a big growth part in a
Speaker 4: relationship is to be able to be like, this is
Speaker 4: upsetting my partner. I shouldn't get defensive on why it is.
Speaker 4: I should figure out what's more important here?
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course, you know, and then talking out.
Speaker 4: Look, if you want standing ground about something, talk it out, sure,
Speaker 4: talk it out, but it shouldn't be like, well, this
Speaker 4: is what you know.
Speaker 1: I think you need to come to it from a
Speaker 1: healthy angle. Yeah, what what does the male dance team?
Speaker 4: You need that male dance team in your feed as
Speaker 4: much as you need to keep your boyfriend, uh, you know,
Speaker 4: happy and secure.
Speaker 1: That's up to you to decide.
Speaker 3: But it's also like, you know, how how great is
Speaker 3: your relationship right and are you willing to like let
Speaker 3: that slide?
Speaker 1: Is that worth the fight? Yes? Or is that worth
Speaker 1: the argument?
Speaker 3: Or is your relationship that fractured that that's actually a
Speaker 3: pretty big issue.
Speaker 4: That's very true, and it just might be something that's
Speaker 4: it might be nice that this male dance team is
Speaker 4: not only bringing rhythm into your life, but it'll brings
Speaker 4: some balance.
Speaker 1: So let's you know, what do you call it? Sparkle crotch?
Speaker 1: Would sparkle motion? I would?
Speaker 3: I would, honestly, I've never been to obviously one of
Speaker 3: those things. I would go for the funnies to see to.
Speaker 1: Just go, well, it's an all male dance team.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're going to differ in direction than it's not.
Speaker 1: It's not the fucking thunder. I would go to laugh
Speaker 1: at that stuff. No, they would laugh at you, but
Speaker 1: they would, they would hysterical laugh.
Speaker 3: But anytime, guys. But on all male dance team, what
Speaker 3: do you mean like a dance squad?
Speaker 1: Like a dance squad. I'm imagining like agic dance.
Speaker 3: I'm thinking she's going I'm thinking she's falling thunder from
Speaker 3: down Under.
Speaker 1: That's they're not.
Speaker 5: They're not on the team. Though very individualistic in their play.
Speaker 3: They play individually, no, but they all come out together
Speaker 3: like the lightning bolt.
Speaker 1: I've seen the commercials, Yeah comes Upsidency in Vegas. I'm
Speaker 1: sure it's the commercial. It's always on the yeah but yeah,
Speaker 1: but the yeah.
Speaker 4: Steve stems at the Jimmy Kimble Comedy Club being like,
Speaker 4: I gotta rub this up, guys, I gotta go catch
Speaker 4: a show down the road.
Speaker 1: Excuse me?
Speaker 3: Does anybody think it's getting overcast in town?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I think we. I think we answered that one.
Speaker 1: That's great.
Speaker 3: I hope I think it's I think I honestly think
Speaker 3: it's it's an exotic male dance. I don't think she's
Speaker 3: who's who's following a male I've never even heard of
Speaker 3: a dance crew, but he could have.
Speaker 1: A male dance.
Speaker 5: Maybe they're like, name.
Speaker 1: One male dance crew. Besides, like a boy band. Tell
Speaker 1: me just took out the biggest thing. That's like saying
Speaker 1: somebody who's Chinese. She'd say saying stupid.
Speaker 3: No, she'd say a boy band. She'd say a boy band. No,
Speaker 3: I agree, but this one, this is did you ever
Speaker 3: see Step Up? Back to the streets? Stepping Up to
Speaker 3: the streets?
Speaker 1: What was the one? What are you talking? What was
Speaker 1: that big dance movie?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: That step Up that's got that's got magic mic and
Speaker 4: that's got Charlie's tyron.
Speaker 1: What's his name? What's the guy's name?
Speaker 4: That's a guy's name. Who's a big chanting Tatum? That's
Speaker 4: got no step up is chatting Tatum. But who's what's
Speaker 4: the big dance movie?
Speaker 1: Uh? Battle the battle dance movie, guys, the big one.
Speaker 1: It's called step Up. No, it's not. They have Step
Speaker 1: Up and Tatum. You're thinking of the I am You're.
Speaker 5: Right, Yeah, step Up is a film franchise about dance.
Speaker 5: It's a dance franchise.
Speaker 1: Okay, here's here. Step Up is what I'm taking off.
Speaker 1: Here's my point.
Speaker 3: If she's following the Jabbowaukees, that's a dance crew.
Speaker 1: But nobody else, nobody else knew it.
Speaker 3: I had to think for like, I'm like, what's a
Speaker 3: what's a dude dance crew? Okay, Well, if she's following that, okay,
Speaker 3: she likes one of the wakies, but this dude's jealous. No,
Speaker 3: I think it's more like it's one of the dance crews.
Speaker 1: Who is it?
Speaker 4: And all male dance crews like America's Got Talent has
Speaker 4: like four hundred of them.
Speaker 3: I doubt I think it's I think it's under from
Speaker 3: down under guarantee something like that.
Speaker 1: That's why he's getting jealous.
Speaker 4: I didn't even think of it that way. And if
Speaker 4: that is, then I think he's got a foot. I
Speaker 4: think he's got a thunder.
Speaker 1: To stand on too. I think he does, because that
Speaker 1: is different. That is sexually charged. That's a sexually charged thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I don't she's watching clips name.
Speaker 1: Clips.
Speaker 5: It says she follows a male dance team, so like
Speaker 5: I don't know if she's like going to shows like no.
Speaker 1: But she follows all like Instagram. Yeah, yeah, she's just
Speaker 1: or she follows them to the house. No follows.
Speaker 5: But like if you're like I follow a band that
Speaker 5: you might go to their shows, maybe it's a little
Speaker 5: bit more more.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I clarification, but I think I think either way
Speaker 3: it's I don't think it's that big of a deal.
Speaker 4: But yeah, you do agree it's all on the phone anyway. Yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 4: she's she's turned them, she's getting turned up.
Speaker 1: With them. It's a different study. U's the phone on
Speaker 1: vibrate Guys.
Speaker 5: Here we go, next question. This one's a little turn here.
Speaker 5: But Garrett asked, what's the rudest audience.
Speaker 1: Member that you have?
Speaker 5: Do you have a story about the rudest audience member encounter?
Speaker 3: Oh? I mean you take it away instantly? When my
Speaker 3: head got split open? Can I tell her how we did?
Speaker 1: We told the one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, my head got split open. I've had a lot.
Speaker 3: Did I tell you about the fight at the comedy store?
Speaker 1: The guy is not ringing a bell? Yeah, the Asians outside?
Speaker 9: That is that a horror movie? I knew it more
Speaker 9: harm the Asians outside. Well, they get in the houses
Speaker 9: to Asians within.
Speaker 1: It's called house keeping. No, no, I was.
Speaker 3: I was at the comedy store and set the table.
Speaker 3: At the comedy store, there's like maybe thirty people there,
Speaker 3: and as I'm walking up to the stage being introduced,
Speaker 3: a group of Asian kids walk out.
Speaker 1: Okay, so there's w okay.
Speaker 3: Before before I can even say a thing, this guy
Speaker 3: is sitting by himself and there's another guy by himself.
Speaker 1: Another guy. Okay, so he's.
Speaker 3: Hitting by himself and he uh, he goes, hey, your
Speaker 3: friends just left you.
Speaker 1: I go what he goes?
Speaker 3: Your friends just left you and you told the story
Speaker 3: I did, okay, So we had some great jokes.
Speaker 1: In this, so we'll keep all that stuff in.
Speaker 3: Wall.
Speaker 1: Come on, you gotta have another one. Uh I good? Please, No,
Speaker 1: I'm only think of medical emergencies. Well that's not rude.
Speaker 1: Depends what your as. This woman had to have. This
Speaker 1: woman had to have her you know, her fits and
Speaker 1: my dorm, my set. She had a seizure, seizure, Oh
Speaker 1: my god. Well we got her assistant. We did a
Speaker 1: seizure and assistant she got no, she passed out. She
Speaker 1: was trying to get out.
Speaker 4: This is the worst part was it was very funny
Speaker 4: from my ankle, and I'll tell you why.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yes, you talked to me about protecting the brand.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, this the seizure wasn't as funny. But
Speaker 4: the problem was Joe. The problem was she's fine, so
Speaker 4: it's all okay. But she got up to excuse herself.
Speaker 4: Had had the seizure and then fell into the aisle.
Speaker 9: So half a body was out into the So I
Speaker 9: just saw half a body out.
Speaker 1: You just see feet.
Speaker 4: I just said, no head. The top part the thing.
Speaker 4: So she did that, and then she's laying out that
Speaker 4: it was post seizure. Before it turned the lights on,
Speaker 4: she she had seized and she was undeceased.
Speaker 1: Steven's a galdt. And then they saw the half of body.
Speaker 1: So I just saw everybody like, she needs help and
Speaker 1: I just saw a half. They got a help and
Speaker 1: she was fine.
Speaker 4: But it was a very weird angle for only I
Speaker 4: could see from the stage, so it was very bizarre.
Speaker 1: But she was fine. But I had to sit on
Speaker 1: stage door in that which what do you do? Do
Speaker 1: you leave? So you think that's rude. I think it's
Speaker 1: rude to leave. Oh no, I think it was rude
Speaker 1: that the only woman did it this. She could have waited.
Speaker 1: She could the door Jiggy set.
Speaker 3: But the good thing is when when they come to you, right,
Speaker 3: they see a comedy show. When Jiggy's on, it becomes
Speaker 3: an escape room. All the doors are locked behind you.
Speaker 1: You have to weep this out. It's a saw episode.
Speaker 4: Now, that was that. That's always weird for me when
Speaker 4: you see that. I didn't call that rude. I just
Speaker 4: it's a thing I thought of when I was prompted
Speaker 4: with the question. But it could be labeled rude.
Speaker 3: I think like rude for me is like when you're
Speaker 3: what happened? It just can never be labeled, right, That's
Speaker 3: why I said. I was like, you think that's rude?
Speaker 4: Yeah, to everybody around you think everybody in that place
Speaker 4: is like all that poor woman.
Speaker 1: Some people are like, oh, this bitch had that just
Speaker 1: getting building story. Why I think.
Speaker 3: Rude is just people that get too drunk and think
Speaker 3: they're helping, and it's not heckling. Heckling is different. Heckling
Speaker 3: is like I'm being a jerky, but when you're too
Speaker 3: drunk to understand, like the social cues, you're actually ruining
Speaker 3: the show. But you're too drunk to know. That's what
Speaker 3: I don't like because then it's almost like the audience turns.
Speaker 3: I don't have to do anything as a comic. It's
Speaker 3: like I don't even have to say a word because
Speaker 3: the audience hate you.
Speaker 1: They pick up on it.
Speaker 4: So we had we had people get thrown out of
Speaker 4: a show for having sex at a joker show.
Speaker 3: No, I swear to go, Who's who's banging at your show?
Speaker 1: Who's who?
Speaker 2: It's very impractical that somebody somebody did. They were in
Speaker 2: the barn up.
Speaker 1: They were, well, I mean we're four, We're four fucking
Speaker 1: heart throps.
Speaker 2: We just ooze Middle America sex. So we were talking
Speaker 2: about a dance squad. If you're following us, Oh will
Speaker 2: you guys.
Speaker 3: Talking about Arby's for ten minutes And they're like, ah,
Speaker 3: we did so.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was we heard a ruckus. We saw the
Speaker 4: flashlights going up in the balcony. And then later we
Speaker 4: found out Jeff Johnson Game had told us that they
Speaker 4: got pulled out because he got pulled because got it
Speaker 4: got pulled out. So they got pulled on the God,
Speaker 4: yeah they were. They were having sex in the middle
Speaker 4: of the show.
Speaker 1: That's rude. That's rude. I had.
Speaker 3: I was in Columbus and a couple left.
Speaker 1: I'm just playing a part of you in today in
Speaker 1: this episode. Oh you want to okay, I'll let it myself.
Speaker 3: I was in Columbus, Ohio at the Funny Bone and
Speaker 3: there was a couple that got up and left during
Speaker 3: my show. And then there was a guy that came
Speaker 3: into the guy's bathroom and.
Speaker 1: Blumpkin. Oh in the bathroom, they get it on. But
Speaker 1: that's not that's not the theater. You can't hold them
Speaker 1: accountable for that. At least they took it out, and
Speaker 1: they took it.
Speaker 3: They took it to the streets, took to the streets.
Speaker 3: But a blumkin, you know what blunkin is?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought I'd be going like this three times.
Speaker 4: I understood that he was getting head while he was
Speaker 4: taking his ship.
Speaker 1: But if you want me to explain it to America,
Speaker 1: I'll go ahead and do that.
Speaker 4: I will be the guy my children listen to this podcast.
Speaker 1: Okay, so hey, kids, just sitting out with toilet and
Speaker 1: dropping a deuce and a lady kneels in front of
Speaker 1: you and starts to gobble dobble is what we call
Speaker 1: a plumpkin?
Speaker 7: Next question, Mark, don't that would keep it in?
Speaker 1: That's great?
Speaker 4: A right, We're gonna name this episode blumpkin pot.
Speaker 1: Do you think the people at iHeart are like.
Speaker 9: The didn't we think when we signed these two?
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm sorry, all right, all right, you get a
Speaker 1: question here's in the talk back app on the iHeart
Speaker 1: media app. Well, this wasn't subtle enough that I knew
Speaker 1: you were talking about. I was like a bomb. Go ahead, sorry, okay, great, okay.
Speaker 5: Last question, Please John send us an email.
Speaker 1: I love Mark's setups. He's got to tell you how
Speaker 1: we got the question. I want people to know about it.
Speaker 5: Any advice on how to come to terms mentally with
Speaker 5: the patients required to land that first job and deal
Speaker 5: with the insecurity of not feeling as mature or financially
Speaker 5: stable as your peers that.
Speaker 1: Is, that's a tough that's a tough goal.
Speaker 4: After I graduated college, I didn't have a job for
Speaker 4: quite a while.
Speaker 1: Quite a while I didn't have a job, and I
Speaker 1: was living in mom's basement.
Speaker 4: And because I knew I didn't want to be an
Speaker 4: account I had an accounting degree and I didn't have
Speaker 4: and I was like, okay what.
Speaker 1: I was in a space where I'm like, all right,
Speaker 1: what am I going.
Speaker 4: To do with my life at all? I had no idea.
Speaker 4: I ended up with the consulting gig by going to
Speaker 4: a job fair. And I will say this about the
Speaker 4: job fair. The job fair was the Marriott Marque. This
Speaker 4: is nineteen ninety eight, maybe nine, And I.
Speaker 1: Was like, okay, what do I want to do with
Speaker 1: my life? I don't know what I want to do.
Speaker 4: And I went to a job fair and it made
Speaker 4: me realize all the jobs I didn't want, right. I
Speaker 4: think that's a huge thing by process of elimination. So
Speaker 4: I would highly recommend going to a big job fair
Speaker 4: and just walking around and just it'll help you steer
Speaker 4: you in a way. Now, the rejection part of it,
Speaker 4: that's part of the game, right, you're not gonna get
Speaker 4: I mean, I can't even tell you how many things
Speaker 4: I got rejected from my life. Not even jobs, just
Speaker 4: things that you get rejected from. So that's part of life.
Speaker 4: You've got to be strong enough to do that. You
Speaker 4: just gotta get through rejection. Rejections are part of life,
Speaker 4: so you can't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but also he sounds young. Yeah, he's getting his
Speaker 3: first job. You have plenty of time to find your job,
Speaker 3: and there's so much road ahead of you. It's like
Speaker 3: you can't judge your success by others at twenty two,
Speaker 3: twenty three, twenty four, it's like that's not going to
Speaker 3: happen for another twenty five thirty years for you.
Speaker 4: So one thing to John I didn't like in his
Speaker 4: email where he's saying, because he's looking at he's comparing himself.
Speaker 1: Yeah, comparison does nothing for you. Yeah, comparison is the
Speaker 1: worst thing you could do.
Speaker 4: Because everybody's got their own story, their own sure, and
Speaker 4: you know, if you just look at our different careers even, right.
Speaker 1: You you're a brand, I'm not right? Yes, well no,
Speaker 1: you're a no frills brand. Yeah.
Speaker 3: People bang at your shows and people get Blumkins.
Speaker 1: The Blubkin tour.
Speaker 10: But Steve Birds, sorry, that's so funny.
Speaker 1: You can't compare. You can't compare the two of us,
Speaker 1: but our stories.
Speaker 4: I mean, seriously, you when you started this whole thing,
Speaker 4: you moved chase a dream, right, I didn't get famous.
Speaker 1: I was thirty four.
Speaker 4: You were doing these things that you were twenty one, right, right,
Speaker 4: so like you were in the game a lot longer
Speaker 4: than I was, and I would if you can, Yeah,
Speaker 4: I passed right by you.
Speaker 1: Is you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 4: No, I mean, I'm making internet sketch videos when you're
Speaker 4: doing comedy tours, right, look at it, like seriously you
Speaker 4: think about but the later life, I mean, I blow
Speaker 4: you out of the water. I mean, but before at
Speaker 4: the beginning, No, I'm just kidding, but at the beginning,
Speaker 4: I mean, like it's literally if I was looking I
Speaker 4: wanted to be a comic, right I was doing versus
Speaker 4: what you were doing completely different.
Speaker 1: You're on the stand up comedy tour.
Speaker 4: You're on the bus with everybody, you know Sebastian and
Speaker 4: you know you're doing that whole tour while I'm the
Speaker 4: four of us are trying to make the next Internet
Speaker 4: sketch right from MySpace.
Speaker 1: So like it really you can't compare.
Speaker 3: No, But also like we're at least in the same field,
Speaker 3: Like I mean, who knows what his friends are involved in?
Speaker 3: Ones in finance, ones in real estate, ones, you know
Speaker 3: who knows it? Just like right, you got plenty of
Speaker 3: time to figure it out. You got so much life
Speaker 3: in front of you. And I think, if anything, if
Speaker 3: you're twenty two to twenty three trying to figure out
Speaker 3: what your job is, all this free time you have
Speaker 3: enjoy it because at some point you're not going to
Speaker 3: have that free time. Like when COVID hit and I
Speaker 3: was home for like two months, I was like, I'm
Speaker 3: going to enjoy every second of this because this is
Speaker 3: a moment in time that will never happen again in
Speaker 3: my lifetime ever. And I think when you're in your
Speaker 3: twenties early twenties, it's like all that free time you have,
Speaker 3: soak it up, go to the park, go out, get bombed,
Speaker 3: have fun, wake up with a hang. You know, just
Speaker 3: all the experiences you can have. Get on a road,
Speaker 3: get take a road trip, go do things. Just experience
Speaker 3: as much as you can, because at some point you're
Speaker 3: gonna have to buckle down and you don't get that
Speaker 3: freedom anymore, for sure, for sure.
Speaker 1: So he's asking for advice on how to have the patience.
Speaker 4: Well, you have to have patients, right you just I
Speaker 4: think the things that you can do is avoid pitfalls,
Speaker 4: which are comparing yourself to other friends, taking a look
Speaker 4: at where other people are, because guess what, in five
Speaker 4: years they might be unemployed and you might be five
Speaker 4: years in your new career.
Speaker 1: You never know how that's going to pan out.
Speaker 4: I would also say, do things that make you feel
Speaker 4: good about your position, you know, keep applying for different jobs,
Speaker 4: even if the nose come in. Keep researching different ways
Speaker 4: that you could do things. Go to different networking events.
Speaker 4: I love those kinds of things. Networking events, job fairs,
Speaker 4: that kind of stuff get you in the mix. It
Speaker 4: makes you feel like you're doing something. Yeah, the biggest
Speaker 4: problem is feeling staff anything in life. So if you
Speaker 4: feel stagnant, you feel stuck. Get unstuck by doing things.
Speaker 4: Take steps. Go to job fares, go to networking events,
Speaker 4: go to you can find so many bullshit networking events
Speaker 4: by Google searching anything.
Speaker 1: Everybody's start. All these events you.
Speaker 4: Write Facebook, all these groups that you could find, you
Speaker 4: could you could join.
Speaker 1: So I would say do that kind of stuff. That's
Speaker 1: gonna help you.
Speaker 3: But so much in business, as I've gotten older, I
Speaker 3: try to analogize those things. Much like a relationship, right,
Speaker 3: It's like you're in PA I have to have the
Speaker 3: patience to get a job. It's like if you like
Speaker 3: a girl, you're not gonna tell her you love her
Speaker 3: within the first three, like two or three dates. It's like, relax,
Speaker 3: take your time, ease into it, like get to get
Speaker 3: to know the situation, get to know yourself. Like I
Speaker 3: try to a lot of dynamics. Treat it as though
Speaker 3: I'm courting a girl, you know, and just like be cool,
Speaker 3: Just be cool, binde your time, play your cards when
Speaker 3: you want, but have security within yourself. And don't you know,
Speaker 3: I think to rush things again, It's just like if
Speaker 3: you were to rush things in a relationship, it's not
Speaker 3: gonna work out. It's the same thing in life. It's
Speaker 3: the same thing in business. It's like you just take
Speaker 3: your time, relax, be cool.
Speaker 4: There's a good way to think about it. Yeah, you're
Speaker 4: gonna find yourself with the love of the love of
Speaker 4: your life, right being married?
Speaker 1: Whatnot? Or you're getting a blumpkin another show. That's all
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Speaker 1: joining us on two Cool Moms.
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