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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand. Ladies and gents, this is

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Speaker 1: the moment you've waited for. The Jewel Show is here.

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Speaker 1: Get your butt at the front door. We are supervillains

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Speaker 1: ready to overtake the world, and we're gonna do it

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Speaker 1: in style. It's time for the best Ready go you've

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Speaker 1: heard in a while the Jewels Show. Today, Are're gonna

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Speaker 1: be one of those days where you base the perfect

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Speaker 1: turkey lovely, or one of those days where the turkey

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Speaker 1: bass you. You find out it's gonna be good or bad.

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Speaker 1: With Alex's daily vibration right now, what does that even lead?

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Speaker 1: I don't know, but I don't think it would just

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Speaker 1: good to get based in by the turkey. I think

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Speaker 1: you're supposed to base the turkey. Thay, all right, it's

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Speaker 1: not time you guys, time to raise a vibration. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be doing your daily one card taro draw

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Speaker 1: right now. And taro is is kind of like a horoscope.

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Speaker 1: If you don't know, I read tarot and I just

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Speaker 1: encourage you to be open to the message that you

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Speaker 1: are about to receive. This has to do with something

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Speaker 1: and I'm just gonna give you insight on your day,

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Speaker 1: helps you kind of create like a life path for

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Speaker 1: yourself to make your life easier and to make decisions

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Speaker 1: for yourself that'll be helpful. So I encourage you to

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Speaker 1: think of a question about something that's going on in

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Speaker 1: you would like to see some change in and be

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Speaker 1: open to see like signs throughout your day through symbols,

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Speaker 1: words and numbers. Okay, all right, cool, alex is cards shuffling.

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Speaker 1: All right. Today's card is the seven of Pentacles. Seven

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Speaker 1: a pentacles. Yes, so yesterday was ten of Pentacles, so

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Speaker 1: we got another pentacle. Pentacle is related to family finances

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Speaker 1: and health, and the seven of Pentacles relates to investment

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Speaker 1: and effort and potential timing issues. Okay, timing issues. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'll get it down in a second. But if you've

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Speaker 1: been putting your time and your effort into work and goals,

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Speaker 1: celebrate what you've created and assess the progress that you've

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Speaker 1: But yeah, you guys are doing well, so congrats. Sometimes, though,

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Speaker 1: the seven appentacles can also indicate frustration with slow results

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Speaker 1: maybe your efforts will go unrewarded. So this is an

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Speaker 1: And the perfect thing that helps me sometimes is just

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Speaker 1: going back to the drawing board, which could lead you

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Speaker 1: to seeing something that you may have missed before, or

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Speaker 1: something obvious. Just go back to the beginning of your project,

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Speaker 1: got there right? The ten is before the core. So anyways,

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Speaker 1: go listen to the ten Eppentacles of the Jewels dot com.

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Speaker 1: If you were struggling with yesterday's reading or with that,

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Speaker 1: seven Appentacles the seven penticles can be like Murphy's laws.

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Speaker 1: So whatever can go wrong will for instance, traffic issues, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: positive mindset will bring you positive everything. That's true. The

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Speaker 1: So there you go. That was your insight for the

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Speaker 1: day and that was your daily vibration. Well, thank you,

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Speaker 1: Hello hello, Oh traffic is crazy, dude? Uh yeah, hello, Hello,

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Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't hear anybody. Dude. Did you

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Speaker 1: are you calling for did you connect the bluetooth? Did

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Speaker 1: you connect the bluetooth dude? Um? Hello, hello, oh yeah connected? Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Hey this is Kevin. Dude, Kevin. Yeah, sorry about that. Like, um,

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Speaker 1: I'm in my car because traffic's super bad. And then

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Speaker 1: I was making sure that, um, I was on the Bluetooth,

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Speaker 1: if you well, you probably know I'm coming to meet

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Speaker 1: with you because, um, to toot, yeah, I mean to toot, toot,

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Speaker 1: to toot, yeah yeah. UM my wife said you would

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Speaker 1: be calling Kevin, Is that right? Yeah, dude, Kevin the

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Speaker 1: teot that's funny. I actually meant to say tutor because like, um, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I meant to say tutor, but then I stopped and

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Speaker 1: I said, too, it's not like I got it. I

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Speaker 1: put it together. I put it together. Kevin, I'm not

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Speaker 1: gonna You're gonna be here about half an hour ago.

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Speaker 1: Is there a hello? Yeah, Kevin, You're supposed to be

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Speaker 1: waiting both Oh my god, huh, dude, I'm sorry. I

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Speaker 1: with you for the position of tutoring your child. Aaron

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Speaker 1: is his name. If you didn't know that I'm sure

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Speaker 1: you know that. I'm well aware of what my child's

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Speaker 1: name is. Kevin. My wife's spoke very highly of you.

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Speaker 1: She's spoke glad, very highly. That's funny, dude, like you

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Speaker 1: could have been like she's spoke like well of you,

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Speaker 1: said good things with each other? That work? Right, that's hilarious.

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Speaker 1: And how far away are you right now? Oh? Well,

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Speaker 1: clearly my wife got the wrong impression. How about is

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Speaker 1: Can you drive me home? Outside? Outside? Right now? You're

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Speaker 1: that you in that orange van? Are you sitting outside

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Speaker 1: well I think it is you, and I'm coming outside

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Speaker 1: I'm walking over there right now. Okay, but don't don't. Hey,

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Speaker 1: actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a phone prank

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Speaker 1: I'm very glad that you interceeded there. I should have

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Speaker 1: First Date Franda is on the phone for a first

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Speaker 1: you hi? Guys? Thanks for having me on your email?

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Speaker 1: Basically said one of the reasons that you were attracted

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Speaker 1: him because he wasn't holding a fish? Yeah, correct, Okay,

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Speaker 1: He's really good looking and fun. He's yeah, he kind

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Speaker 1: your date? Now? We decided to go It's gonna sound funny,

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Speaker 1: How are you? This is Jewel Fresh from the Jewels Show.

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Speaker 1: It's Alex Fresh from the Jewel Show. It's English Ivan

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Speaker 1: Have you ever heard that before? No you haven't. Okay,

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Speaker 1: and get a dictionary like with pleasure, with pleasure, because

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Speaker 1: a second eight. No, I'm not gonna go out with her. Miranda,

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Speaker 1: one oh six one. If you have a dirty little secret.

422
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Speaker 1: You can tell us anything, literally whatever you want, because

423
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Speaker 1: we don't even know what your name is. We don't

424
00:22:18,119 --> 00:22:19,840
Speaker 1: ask you. Nobody knows what your name is. Text in

425
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Speaker 1: for one or six one if you want to tellus

426
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Speaker 1: a dirty little secret. And that's why everybody calling it

427
00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:25,080
Speaker 1: and gets a fake anonymous nickname. So we just make

428
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Speaker 1: it up before we talk to them. And on the

429
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Speaker 1: phone right now, I'll say a word, Then Alex Fresha'll

430
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Speaker 1: say word. The names show and I'll say a word,

431
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Speaker 1: and that'll be the name of the person on the phone.

432
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Speaker 1: And on the phone right now is Spurt Higher Spurt

433
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Speaker 1: hired shirt. I don't know why but I always feel

434
00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:39,880
Speaker 1: the need to rhyme, and I know that's the thing.

435
00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:42,480
Speaker 1: I've noticed that. Yeaheah. You can say any words, I know,

436
00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:44,480
Speaker 1: but I feel limited. Just try it again. I'll do

437
00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:48,640
Speaker 1: a different word, sprite, higher delight. I'm sorry every time.

438
00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:51,439
Speaker 1: I couldn't do it every time. Um well, either way,

439
00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:53,199
Speaker 1: whatever your name is, nice to meet you. How are

440
00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:57,520
Speaker 1: you good? How are you not too bad? What's your doing?

441
00:22:57,520 --> 00:23:02,200
Speaker 1: Little secret? So I actually got this girl fired from

442
00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:06,359
Speaker 1: her job. Oh that's Caddy. Yeah, unless it was like

443
00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:08,720
Speaker 1: she was stealing your stuff and you told him that

444
00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:10,840
Speaker 1: she was stealing your stuff, then that's appropriate. Or did

445
00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:13,920
Speaker 1: you set her up somehow? Still, Caddy, No, it just

446
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:17,320
Speaker 1: turns out so much worse. I went to get my

447
00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:21,760
Speaker 1: normal like morning coffee at Starbucks and the barista was

448
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:25,840
Speaker 1: just being super rude, okay, like she was taking her time,

449
00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:29,000
Speaker 1: wasn't really paying attention to me. And then when I

450
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:30,520
Speaker 1: got to the front of the line there was only

451
00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:33,199
Speaker 1: like two of us in there. She was just rushing

452
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Speaker 1: me along, like saying, Okay, come on, give me your car,

453
00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:41,320
Speaker 1: let's go hurr. Yeah. I guess yeah, she's having a

454
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Speaker 1: rough day or something. So then I'm waiting, and I'm

455
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Speaker 1: waiting and I'm waiting. So it's taking like twenty minutes

456
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Speaker 1: at this point, and you didn't say anything before that. No,

457
00:23:52,119 --> 00:23:54,840
Speaker 1: I was trying to lay off because she seemed like

458
00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:56,399
Speaker 1: she was in a bad mood. I didn't want to

459
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Speaker 1: get punched in the face. It sounds like, yeah, So

460
00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:02,280
Speaker 1: I asked her if she was almost done, and she

461
00:24:02,359 --> 00:24:04,720
Speaker 1: started raising her voice at me, and I just said, listen,

462
00:24:04,720 --> 00:24:06,960
Speaker 1: I've been waiting here for twenty minutes, and there's no

463
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,880
Speaker 1: one else in the store. Like, if you can't talk

464
00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:12,399
Speaker 1: to customers, if you're customer facing in your job, the

465
00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:14,760
Speaker 1: maybe you shouldn't have customer facing job. So many people

466
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:17,080
Speaker 1: lose it like that are so rude. If you do

467
00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:21,240
Speaker 1: have one bad day, though, it's like understandable kind of yeah.

468
00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:24,240
Speaker 1: So okay, so what happened after that? So anyway, I

469
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:27,439
Speaker 1: must have really picked her off by asking how much longer?

470
00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:32,000
Speaker 1: And she threw my drink at the floor. WHOA, Okay, okay,

471
00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:35,639
Speaker 1: she's crazy. What happened after that? So I wound up

472
00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:38,920
Speaker 1: getting pissed off, and I was like, this is so unnecessary.

473
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,760
Speaker 1: I just waited here for twenty minutes and now she

474
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Speaker 1: just threw the drink at the floor. It was all

475
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Speaker 1: over my shoes, so I stormed out. Yeah I would

476
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Speaker 1: have two. So that doesn't sound like a normal yeah

477
00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:54,560
Speaker 1: like interaction, you know, somewhere like a coffee place like that.

478
00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:57,480
Speaker 1: So what does this have to do with getting somebody fired? Yeah,

479
00:24:57,480 --> 00:24:59,000
Speaker 1: from your chicks, you probably got Did you get a

480
00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:01,480
Speaker 1: fire from that? I mean, well she should have been.

481
00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:03,480
Speaker 1: Was pissed off. So I was on a mission. I

482
00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:06,320
Speaker 1: called corporate that night and I told them what happened.

483
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:08,399
Speaker 1: And I was just on a mission to get this

484
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Speaker 1: girl fired. Yeah, I would be too. They told me

485
00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:17,639
Speaker 1: they let her go. Super appropriate. Actually that's why I

486
00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:20,200
Speaker 1: was confused. I thought you had got someone that works

487
00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:23,200
Speaker 1: with you fired? Right? Yeah, why is this a secret?

488
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:26,800
Speaker 1: So I was really happy about it when corporate called

489
00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:29,919
Speaker 1: back telling me that they let her go. But that

490
00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:33,199
Speaker 1: was two weeks ago. And then last night I was

491
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:35,119
Speaker 1: just sitting on the balcony of my apartment and I

492
00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:37,960
Speaker 1: see this moving truck pull up and it's the girl

493
00:25:38,119 --> 00:25:43,280
Speaker 1: that I got fired from Starbucks. What, well, that's awkward. Yeah,

494
00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:45,760
Speaker 1: that's gonna be very awkward. I wonder if she knows

495
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:47,080
Speaker 1: it was you though, or if they gives up from

496
00:25:47,119 --> 00:25:51,000
Speaker 1: an anonymous complaint. I mean she probably does. I don't know.

497
00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:54,560
Speaker 1: That's just like, really really a coincidence for her to

498
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Speaker 1: be moving into the same apartment building as especially when

499
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Speaker 1: she doesn't have a job. Probably first, well, has she

500
00:26:01,359 --> 00:26:04,600
Speaker 1: seen you? I know she hasn't seen me yet, but

501
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:06,320
Speaker 1: I always sit on my balcony at night, So I

502
00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:10,040
Speaker 1: guess I'm gonna have to not do that for a while. Well,

503
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:13,119
Speaker 1: or or run into her at all. Dude, you know

504
00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:16,320
Speaker 1: what you should do? What you should get a hold

505
00:26:16,359 --> 00:26:19,879
Speaker 1: of the like management in your apartment complex, make up

506
00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:21,960
Speaker 1: some story about her so they kick her out of there.

507
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:24,160
Speaker 1: So like you're just getting fired. You get her kicked

508
00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:25,560
Speaker 1: out of the apartment, and then you fallow around. Just

509
00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:27,359
Speaker 1: keep doing her to the rest of her life. That'll

510
00:26:27,359 --> 00:26:29,400
Speaker 1: make her regret throwing that cup on the ground for sure.

511
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:31,960
Speaker 1: That's not a bad idea. All right, Well, good luck

512
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:33,720
Speaker 1: with all that. Thanks for telling you do a little secret.

513
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:37,399
Speaker 1: Thank you. The Jewel Show on Demand still trying to

514
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Speaker 1: find good music for the Fuzzy Thanksgiving Memories. Still it's

515
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Speaker 1: a Jewel Show all week long until Thanksgiving. Fuzzy Thanksgiving

516
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Speaker 1: Memories at this time hit us up with your favorite

517
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Speaker 1: fuzzy Thanksgiving memories. Some have been actually really fuzzy, yeah really,

518
00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:53,520
Speaker 1: and some have been funny and ridiculous. You're trying to

519
00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:55,320
Speaker 1: find music to put behind it, you know, because that

520
00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:58,240
Speaker 1: makes the whole thing. It has really worked so far.

521
00:26:58,480 --> 00:27:12,159
Speaker 1: But DMX, that's a little aggressive. It's a funny Thanksgiving memory. Well, here,

522
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:14,080
Speaker 1: I'll try it out and see how it feels. Hey, everyone,

523
00:27:14,119 --> 00:27:17,760
Speaker 1: it's time to tell us your fuzzy Thanksgiving memories right

524
00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:23,600
Speaker 1: here on the Jewel Show. Hey, what's your fuzzy Thanksgiving memory?

525
00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:25,320
Speaker 1: I guess it doesn't really work as as good as

526
00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:27,679
Speaker 1: I thought it would. Um, anyway, call us up eight

527
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Speaker 1: at eight three four three one oh six one. Text

528
00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:32,159
Speaker 1: in four one oh six one, Brandon, you have a

529
00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:35,280
Speaker 1: foreign Thanksgiving memory? Yeah, it was like ten years ago.

530
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:37,639
Speaker 1: I was in Iraq, and uh, we didn't think we

531
00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:40,800
Speaker 1: were going to get Thanksgiving. And they loaded all a

532
00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:43,159
Speaker 1: bunch of us and let's say you were there working.

533
00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:49,440
Speaker 1: We're just hanging out, yeah, me and my buddies. Yeah, okay, sorry,

534
00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:51,200
Speaker 1: So they loaded you up and what like the back

535
00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:53,679
Speaker 1: of like supply trucks, like a whole bunch of us,

536
00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:55,560
Speaker 1: and uh, we had. We thought we were going on

537
00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:59,439
Speaker 1: some crazy mission, right, and uh, they actually drove us

538
00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:01,959
Speaker 1: to a different base where they had actually set up

539
00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:07,120
Speaker 1: like a huge buffet Thanksgiving dinner. Oh that's so cool.

540
00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:09,600
Speaker 1: How cool is that? Yeah? People were like, Okay, this

541
00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:11,600
Speaker 1: isn't like a real mission, and we thought it would

542
00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:13,439
Speaker 1: be something, but we had no idea it was going

543
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:18,040
Speaker 1: to be decked out like this was awesome and that's

544
00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:20,880
Speaker 1: an awesome memory though. Yeah, that's quite a switch up, though,

545
00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:22,960
Speaker 1: going from thinking you're gonna get shot at to having

546
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:26,640
Speaker 1: a nice Thanksgiving dinner, right, Yeah, what did that feel like? Oh?

547
00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:30,160
Speaker 1: It was like it literally took us out of that mindset,

548
00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:32,040
Speaker 1: even if it was for like eight hours, it was

549
00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:36,720
Speaker 1: like we were we were transported into like when we're

550
00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:39,560
Speaker 1: back home, like we're all For those couple hours we

551
00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:44,200
Speaker 1: were in that facility, it was just a beautiful, cool thing.

552
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:48,200
Speaker 1: And how many of them were you, like hundreds hundreds? Yeah,

553
00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:50,880
Speaker 1: I mean I couldn't even you know, supply trucks brought

554
00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:53,040
Speaker 1: them in from different bases. It was like this surprise

555
00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:56,360
Speaker 1: set up and wow, that's it. And this isn't like

556
00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:59,640
Speaker 1: necessarily fuzzy, but one of the sergeants that I was with.

557
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:02,960
Speaker 1: He was grabbing a bunch of whipped cream and he

558
00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:05,960
Speaker 1: was like dumping a ton of mayo on his pumpkin pie.

559
00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:11,800
Speaker 1: That's funny to me, grugs. I would imagine, you know,

560
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:13,959
Speaker 1: in the environment you're in, you do something like that,

561
00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:16,080
Speaker 1: and then now you never live it down and you're

562
00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:19,640
Speaker 1: nune as like mayo pie or something. Oh. It was

563
00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:22,120
Speaker 1: like every chance we got for the rest of that

564
00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:24,440
Speaker 1: deployment would be like, hey, you want some mail with

565
00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:28,400
Speaker 1: your dessert? You know, you know, I can't say what

566
00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:32,760
Speaker 1: he was saying. Too many upwards, you know, joke, please

567
00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:37,480
Speaker 1: tell it? Knock knock, who's there? Mayonnaise? Mayonnaise? Who? Man?

568
00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:43,640
Speaker 1: There's a lot of people in here. That is the

569
00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:48,680
Speaker 1: dad job. Yeah, that's awesome. Well thanks for telling us

570
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:51,600
Speaker 1: you're fuzzy. Thanksgiving memory. That is actually a really cool

571
00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:54,200
Speaker 1: memory to have in life. To think about something that

572
00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:57,000
Speaker 1: most people don't have, but to think that you're going

573
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,360
Speaker 1: somewhere to do something that is very dangerous or scary

574
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:00,880
Speaker 1: or whatever, and then oh you get a break for

575
00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:03,800
Speaker 1: a little while. This is awesome. You know that's cool. Yeah,

576
00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:06,280
Speaker 1: I mean it was awesome. It really was really cool

577
00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:08,800
Speaker 1: and thank you for your service man. Oh thanks for

578
00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:11,040
Speaker 1: saying something. I appreciate it. Yeah, thank you so much.

579
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:13,160
Speaker 1: And thanks for telling us that have a great day. Yeah,

580
00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:16,040
Speaker 1: thanks you too. You know what, my fuzzy Thanksgiving memory

581
00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:19,520
Speaker 1: is not kind of like that at all. In fact,

582
00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:22,280
Speaker 1: to follow a soldier at war thinking he's not even

583
00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:24,720
Speaker 1: going to have a Thanksgiving cardim off somewhere. He thinks

584
00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:27,000
Speaker 1: he's going to see some action and very scared. Everybody's scared,

585
00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:29,200
Speaker 1: and then they show up. Yeah, and they made him

586
00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:31,960
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving and there was an amazing memory for him. So

587
00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:34,440
Speaker 1: it's a very tough act to follow English, Evan. But

588
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:37,960
Speaker 1: which you're fuzzy things, here's the stage, Evan. Well, my

589
00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:41,760
Speaker 1: fuzzy Thanksgiving memory is that I have never really done Thanksgiving,

590
00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:44,280
Speaker 1: obviously because I'm from England. My mom is American though,

591
00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:46,320
Speaker 1: so we have done it every now and then. But

592
00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:49,440
Speaker 1: when I came over to America, I spent Thanksgiving with

593
00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:52,800
Speaker 1: a family who like our friends of my family, about

594
00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:57,240
Speaker 1: two years ago, and they're they're religious, and they started

595
00:30:57,560 --> 00:30:59,960
Speaker 1: doing like going down the line of people and doing prayer,

596
00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:02,320
Speaker 1: saying what they were thankful for the stuff. But I've

597
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:06,080
Speaker 1: never done a prayer before, so I started my prayer. Ever,

598
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:08,960
Speaker 1: I've never done a prayer, so I started my friend

599
00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:12,600
Speaker 1: Jesus because I thought that was what you're supposed to do.

600
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:16,080
Speaker 1: Everyone let go of everyone's hands looked up and they

601
00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:19,360
Speaker 1: were like what it's just like, isn't that how you

602
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:21,800
Speaker 1: do it Jesus? No, that's writing him a letter to

603
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:24,800
Speaker 1: your Jesus letter. Yeah, So from then on it was

604
00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:27,240
Speaker 1: just kind of a weird prayer. I mean, yeah, you

605
00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:30,000
Speaker 1: should have been you should have felt comfortable. Not saying

606
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:31,640
Speaker 1: any bad on you. I'm just saying, like people make

607
00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:33,640
Speaker 1: people awkward sometimes and stuff like that, you should have

608
00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:36,320
Speaker 1: come get Hey, guys, I've never prayed before, and I'm

609
00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:37,600
Speaker 1: more than happy to do it. But I don't even

610
00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:40,000
Speaker 1: know how to start it, Like I said, like yo Jesus,

611
00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:42,479
Speaker 1: or yeah, what's up Jesus? Like, I don't know how

612
00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:44,200
Speaker 1: to do it? Can you guys help me? I'm start

613
00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:46,880
Speaker 1: reaching out. How you do it? Yeah? A long time listener,

614
00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:50,160
Speaker 1: first time caller. I don't know, but hit us up

615
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:53,080
Speaker 1: with your fuzzy Thanksgiving memories and we're doing it all

616
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:56,040
Speaker 1: this week as we count down to Branksgiving. You get

617
00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:58,640
Speaker 1: more excited every time I know. Remember Thanksgiving Day, it's

618
00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:01,480
Speaker 1: all phone pranks all show long, so you can listen

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Speaker 1: at home while you do whatever you do for Thanksgiving. Remember,

620
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Speaker 1: you can follow the show on social media. At the

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show, you can follow all of us individually. I'm

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Speaker 1: Agible Fresh, I'm at that radio, the Jubil Show on demand.

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Speaker 1: It's another Jubil phone frameyday mornings on that's twenties. Hello, chirp, chirp?

624
00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:32,480
Speaker 1: What hello? I said, chirp, chirp. Who is it? I

625
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:37,160
Speaker 1: say it a little louder for you, I said, OK,

626
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:41,400
Speaker 1: give me, I don't have time. Position. Is it Derek? Yes?

627
00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:46,320
Speaker 1: This is Derek? Derek? Yes, this is Derek? Is this?

628
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Speaker 1: Who is this? It's not important by my name is

629
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:51,360
Speaker 1: right now? The only thing that's important is for you

630
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Speaker 1: to know that I got a parking ticket from you

631
00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:56,200
Speaker 1: the other day, so I tracked on your phone number, Becai.

632
00:32:56,320 --> 00:32:58,360
Speaker 1: I want to have a conversation with you about the birds.

633
00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:00,960
Speaker 1: How did you get my phone number? That's not important

634
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,640
Speaker 1: right now. How do you know that I was parked illegally?

635
00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:07,120
Speaker 1: With it the birds? Listen? I don't know what. I

636
00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:09,760
Speaker 1: don't know what the hell you're talking about? That is

637
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:11,760
Speaker 1: my job. I gave out a lot of tickets. I'm

638
00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:13,680
Speaker 1: talking about the fact that you gave me a ticket,

639
00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:15,280
Speaker 1: and I want to know which one of your birds

640
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:20,920
Speaker 1: thretted me out. So nobody ratted anybody out. That's my job. Okay,

641
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:24,200
Speaker 1: you were birds. I don't remember the birds. The birds

642
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:29,960
Speaker 1: talking about the birds work for you. Okay, which one

643
00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:31,480
Speaker 1: of the birds threaded me out? I need to know

644
00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:34,640
Speaker 1: right now, what are you talking about. I'm talking about

645
00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:37,600
Speaker 1: the fact that the birds work for the government and

646
00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:41,080
Speaker 1: they're not actually animals, they're drones. And I want to

647
00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:44,680
Speaker 1: know which drone told you that I was parked illegally

648
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:46,680
Speaker 1: so you could come and give me a ticket. I'm

649
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:50,680
Speaker 1: not blaming you. You're moron. So you were probably parked

650
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:52,280
Speaker 1: in the wrong spot and I saw your car and

651
00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:54,920
Speaker 1: I gave you a k I can see that you're Derek.

652
00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:56,600
Speaker 1: It sounds like you're a little annoyed, and I don't

653
00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:58,000
Speaker 1: want to let you know. I'm not blaming you. I'm

654
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,920
Speaker 1: blaming his birds. I just I wuldn't want to which

655
00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:02,600
Speaker 1: bird is. I don't like the fact that you gave

656
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:05,680
Speaker 1: me a parking ticket. In the birth that are droned

657
00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:09,480
Speaker 1: for the government ratted me out. I'm gonna hang up

658
00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:21,960
Speaker 1: on you. Quit protecting the bird. Hello. Hi, this is

659
00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:27,520
Speaker 1: Sergeant Dankler calling from Police Precinct Internal Affairs. I was

660
00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:32,040
Speaker 1: looking for Derek. Ah, this is Derek, but I don't

661
00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:34,560
Speaker 1: I don't know who the hell Sergeant Danklers. I'm sorry.

662
00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:37,120
Speaker 1: I move with internal Affairs. We haven't met before, but

663
00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:38,560
Speaker 1: I'm calling you because I need to speak to you

664
00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:41,400
Speaker 1: about something because your phone number showed up on a

665
00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:44,200
Speaker 1: list on the internet and I need to see if

666
00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:48,200
Speaker 1: you've gotten any phone calls from Oh yeah, something guy

667
00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:50,920
Speaker 1: just literally called me complaining about a parking ticket. All right,

668
00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:53,319
Speaker 1: I don't tell he's talking about what was he? Uh?

669
00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:58,160
Speaker 1: Talking about birds being drones for the government? Yeah, okay,

670
00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:00,399
Speaker 1: did you tell him anything in particular or like giving

671
00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:03,440
Speaker 1: him give him any kind of info at all on

672
00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:07,640
Speaker 1: your job or you or birds? I don't know. I

673
00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:10,520
Speaker 1: don't think so. No, I was. I wanted to know

674
00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:12,000
Speaker 1: how the hell he got my number. I just need

675
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:15,279
Speaker 1: to ask you if the birds are government drones or not?

676
00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:19,279
Speaker 1: And are they watching people? You need to ask me

677
00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:21,839
Speaker 1: if the birds are governed. Yes, I need to ask

678
00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:25,800
Speaker 1: you because it's me again. Oh, my god, I sing

679
00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:28,239
Speaker 1: you up and I got you what your birds hold

680
00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:31,400
Speaker 1: on me so I can shoot him my baby gun. Okay,

681
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:34,319
Speaker 1: who is it? You call me again? I swear to God,

682
00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:36,160
Speaker 1: I'm gonna find out where you live and I'm gonna

683
00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:38,080
Speaker 1: come down there. I'm gonna break all the bones in

684
00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:39,800
Speaker 1: your body a little shit. Okay, Well, then I'll just

685
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:40,920
Speaker 1: tell you it's a prank phone call. And this is

686
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:42,799
Speaker 1: actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a phone prank

687
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:47,880
Speaker 1: on you and your wife. Kendrick set you up. What Yeah,

688
00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:50,840
Speaker 1: it's a joke. She says that you work in parking

689
00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:53,239
Speaker 1: enforcement and people get pissed at you a lot, so

690
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:54,920
Speaker 1: I figured why not call you up with one of

691
00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:57,480
Speaker 1: the weirdest phone calls I think I've ever done. Are you?

692
00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:05,800
Speaker 1: Oh my god? The Jebel Show on demand, It's time

693
00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:09,239
Speaker 1: War of the Roses only on the Jewbil Show. Tell

694
00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:13,600
Speaker 1: him to catch a cheetah, Cheetah, possibly welcome back to

695
00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:16,840
Speaker 1: War of the Roses. To catch a cheetah on the

696
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:18,960
Speaker 1: jew Show. It is time for War of the Roses

697
00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:21,400
Speaker 1: to catch cheeter And on the phone right now is Caroline.

698
00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:23,920
Speaker 1: Caroline was up? How are you hi? Guys? How are

699
00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:27,360
Speaker 1: you doing today? Good? Not too bad? So you emailed

700
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:30,880
Speaker 1: us because you think that you're who's bond or husband?

701
00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:34,719
Speaker 1: Normal English, it is not being faithful to you. What's

702
00:36:34,719 --> 00:36:37,880
Speaker 1: going on? Um? Yeah, it's just a feeling I have,

703
00:36:38,080 --> 00:36:41,160
Speaker 1: you know, just in my stomach that he might be

704
00:36:41,239 --> 00:36:43,960
Speaker 1: seeing someone else. Okay, So you just have a feeling.

705
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:45,440
Speaker 1: I'm like, what is he doing that makes you think

706
00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:48,839
Speaker 1: that he's cheating? Yeah? So his birthday just passed and

707
00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:51,839
Speaker 1: I don't know, I just something just feels really off

708
00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:54,239
Speaker 1: with him. So I started going through his stuff, you know,

709
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:56,600
Speaker 1: I went through the stuffle bag and I found a

710
00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:59,840
Speaker 1: gift in there from a woman and it was the

711
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:03,840
Speaker 1: really expensive bottle of tequila and there was no inside,

712
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:06,640
Speaker 1: and it said, um, you know, it's been really great

713
00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:09,759
Speaker 1: getting to know you this here and I can't you know,

714
00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:13,839
Speaker 1: I'm basically looking forward to splitting this bottle with you. Wow.

715
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:17,600
Speaker 1: It was from someone named Melissa. Yes, Okay, So did

716
00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:20,839
Speaker 1: you ask him about it? No? I have not asked

717
00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:23,680
Speaker 1: him about it yet. And you know, honestly, it was

718
00:37:23,719 --> 00:37:28,200
Speaker 1: just really nervous about it. Yeah, because I mean I've

719
00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:30,480
Speaker 1: never heard him mention a Melissa. He doesn't work with

720
00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:33,880
Speaker 1: a Melissa. I've never heard him say anything about someone

721
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:36,480
Speaker 1: with that name, and it's a pretty expensive bottle of tequila,

722
00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:38,320
Speaker 1: you know. So part of me is just really scared

723
00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:40,880
Speaker 1: of the answer, and I feel like if I confront

724
00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:44,480
Speaker 1: him um at home, So just brush me off to

725
00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:46,839
Speaker 1: me crazy, you know that kind of thing, say, that's

726
00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:49,200
Speaker 1: what cheaters do, that's what they do, they do, that's

727
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:51,359
Speaker 1: with your mind. They're like, what are you talking about? Like, yeah,

728
00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:55,759
Speaker 1: you're paranoid, You're crazy. I'd never do anything. You really,

729
00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:57,880
Speaker 1: I'm making up that I found a bottle of tequila

730
00:37:57,960 --> 00:38:00,799
Speaker 1: from a woman named Melissa in your bag. So you

731
00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:02,879
Speaker 1: just you just decided to go through the bag because

732
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:06,200
Speaker 1: of your gut feeling. Yeah, exactly. I mean I'm not

733
00:38:06,239 --> 00:38:08,560
Speaker 1: really the type of snoop. I just don't you know.

734
00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:11,160
Speaker 1: We've been together for three years, we've married wine, and

735
00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:14,640
Speaker 1: I've always trusted him. It's just something in my gut, sous,

736
00:38:14,719 --> 00:38:18,040
Speaker 1: like there's just something really off, and it's his behavior

737
00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:19,680
Speaker 1: is off. So you know, I just I really want

738
00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:22,399
Speaker 1: to know. Yeah, yeah, like when a behavior is off

739
00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:26,800
Speaker 1: with your significant other man. Yeah, I mean I've snooped.

740
00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:29,640
Speaker 1: I've looked in bags, I've looked in I've looked in

741
00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:33,759
Speaker 1: their pants pockets for ee seeds on X relationships when

742
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:37,239
Speaker 1: they were actually cheating, Yeah, and looking for anything I

743
00:38:37,239 --> 00:38:39,520
Speaker 1: could find. So Alex, So did you have a feeling

744
00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:42,399
Speaker 1: that they were cheating before the snooping? Of course? Okay, yeah,

745
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:44,319
Speaker 1: I did think that they were cheating, So that's why

746
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:47,040
Speaker 1: I was looking for so it's justified. Yeah. But okay,

747
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:49,440
Speaker 1: would you snoop without them thinking that though? Just a snoop?

748
00:38:50,239 --> 00:38:53,960
Speaker 1: Uh No, No, I don't really care. I mean at

749
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,120
Speaker 1: this point, okay, yeah, if you are, you're going to

750
00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:57,960
Speaker 1: find anything, there's a good point. Yeah, yeah, I think

751
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,239
Speaker 1: can we kind of find a snoop? Still? Like in

752
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:03,080
Speaker 1: past relationships, I was just like I knew that stuff

753
00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:04,640
Speaker 1: was off and I knew that they were probably cheating,

754
00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:08,080
Speaker 1: and also like I was younger, you know, jealous probably,

755
00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:10,120
Speaker 1: you know, Like I'm just different now in life, Like

756
00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:12,279
Speaker 1: I don't care what my significanther is doing or what

757
00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:14,600
Speaker 1: they're buying, Like, as long as they're not cheating on me,

758
00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:17,080
Speaker 1: I don't really care. Yeah, Okay, it's still be fun

759
00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:21,439
Speaker 1: to snoop, though, I'll I care about a snoop does well?

760
00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:24,000
Speaker 1: All right? So, um, have you thought of any way

761
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:27,800
Speaker 1: that we could set him up. Um. Yeah, so he's

762
00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:31,959
Speaker 1: parts of a monthly wine club, you know, so they'll

763
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:33,759
Speaker 1: send it to your house, a new wine for you

764
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:37,120
Speaker 1: to try. So I thought maybe something like that, like

765
00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:39,759
Speaker 1: he would totally be into. Yeah, and how far How

766
00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:43,319
Speaker 1: long does his birthday? Just two weeks ago? Okay? Cool?

767
00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:45,000
Speaker 1: So maybe I could call from the wine of the

768
00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:50,560
Speaker 1: wine club that he's with. What's what's the name of it? Okay,

769
00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:52,719
Speaker 1: all right, Well, I'll pretend to call from there with

770
00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:55,719
Speaker 1: a birthday gift for him, wine and flowers to send

771
00:39:55,719 --> 00:39:57,400
Speaker 1: to someone and see whose name he gives us, if

772
00:39:57,400 --> 00:40:00,680
Speaker 1: he gives us your name or the Melissa that was

773
00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:05,879
Speaker 1: in the card that you found more someone else's Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah,

774
00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:08,240
Speaker 1: that's all right, we'll do it right for this Haengd'll

775
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:09,960
Speaker 1: play us. I'll come back and see if we can

776
00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:14,000
Speaker 1: catch a cheetah. Next, it's a jewel show. Go ahead

777
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:17,839
Speaker 1: and call it Caroline, who's on the phone right now

778
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:19,839
Speaker 1: for a ward rose to catch a cheater. She wants

779
00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:21,880
Speaker 1: us to call her husband Clint and see if we

780
00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:23,600
Speaker 1: can find out if he is in facting someone else,

781
00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:28,720
Speaker 1: because she found a bottle of tequila and a card

782
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:31,880
Speaker 1: in his bag his birthday just passed, and the card

783
00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:35,799
Speaker 1: said I really What did it say? Caroline? Again? It

784
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:39,520
Speaker 1: said it was nice getting to know you this year.

785
00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:44,960
Speaker 1: Looking forward to splitting this bottle with you, Melissa, Melissa, Yeah,

786
00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:46,719
Speaker 1: all right, Well we're gonna find out though. That's the

787
00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:49,200
Speaker 1: reason that Caroline thinks that he might be cheating on her.

788
00:40:49,239 --> 00:40:51,759
Speaker 1: And apparently he's a member of like a wine of

789
00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:54,160
Speaker 1: the month club. So I'm gonna call him up, pretend

790
00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:56,400
Speaker 1: to be from there with a special gift from it,

791
00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:59,319
Speaker 1: maybe a love of wine, okay, or a love of

792
00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:02,920
Speaker 1: birthdays because birthday just passed, and offer him a special

793
00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:04,839
Speaker 1: package that includes flowers and stuff, and see if he'll

794
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:06,080
Speaker 1: give us the name of the first he wants to

795
00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:09,120
Speaker 1: send the flowers too. Hopefully he says, your name, Carolyn. Yes,

796
00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:11,759
Speaker 1: I hope so too. All right, we'll find out whose name,

797
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:13,759
Speaker 1: he says in just a second. I'm a Dallas phone

798
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:22,359
Speaker 1: of it, right, everybody, right, ready, all right, stramp on in. Hello, Hi,

799
00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:28,920
Speaker 1: this is Jorman calling from dot com looking for Clint. Oh, hi, yeah,

800
00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:35,160
Speaker 1: speaking Clint, How are you pretty good? Is there an issue?

801
00:41:35,239 --> 00:41:38,200
Speaker 1: Or oh no, no, well, no issue. This is actually

802
00:41:38,239 --> 00:41:40,000
Speaker 1: a good phone call. But first of all, wanted to

803
00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:43,239
Speaker 1: thank you for your patronage. Okay, thank you. I hope

804
00:41:43,239 --> 00:41:45,920
Speaker 1: you're enjoying your service and you're enjoying the beautiful venos

805
00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:48,600
Speaker 1: that we're sending you. That's yes, it's awesome. I've actually

806
00:41:48,719 --> 00:41:51,440
Speaker 1: recommended to a couple of friends already. Oh wonderful. Thank

807
00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:53,640
Speaker 1: you very much. Make sure that they say your name

808
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:55,080
Speaker 1: if they sign up. You get a little bit of

809
00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:59,120
Speaker 1: a discount. Yes, yes, I have. Well, just calling you

810
00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:02,400
Speaker 1: to say thanks again for ordering from us. And also

811
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:10,000
Speaker 1: I want to say happy birthday. Thank you. Yeah, no problem.

812
00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:12,080
Speaker 1: Obviously you put in your birthday when you sign up

813
00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:14,719
Speaker 1: for us. And we're doing a new thing this year

814
00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:18,120
Speaker 1: where we are we're calling our people to say happy

815
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:20,319
Speaker 1: birthday and offer them a little birthday present to say

816
00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:24,080
Speaker 1: thank you for being such a great customer. So happy birthday,

817
00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:27,480
Speaker 1: and we would like to extend an offer of a

818
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:33,480
Speaker 1: free month for you, all right. Also great a bouquet

819
00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:37,319
Speaker 1: of flowers and some chocolates and a complimentary bottle of

820
00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:39,560
Speaker 1: wine that you can send to somebody special in your life.

821
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:44,160
Speaker 1: Damn wow, Yeah, okay, sure I'll take it. That doesn't

822
00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:47,120
Speaker 1: cost any actu No, no, no, no, it's all free.

823
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:49,439
Speaker 1: It's just our saying. It's just our what we of saying,

824
00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:52,920
Speaker 1: thank you. So anyway I can get you all set up.

825
00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:54,880
Speaker 1: We have, of course your information in the system, so

826
00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:56,800
Speaker 1: we take care of that free month. We'll send you

827
00:42:56,800 --> 00:42:59,640
Speaker 1: an email confirmation so you can get that. And these

828
00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:04,239
Speaker 1: flower hours and these chocolates just need to get the

829
00:43:04,239 --> 00:43:07,400
Speaker 1: information of who you want to send them to. So

830
00:43:07,719 --> 00:43:12,319
Speaker 1: um start I guess with a name. Okay, you can

831
00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:16,120
Speaker 1: address it to Melissa. Is there a message or anything

832
00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:17,839
Speaker 1: you want to put with that? You can write something

833
00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:22,839
Speaker 1: in the card if you want, Uh yeah, sure, just

834
00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:28,880
Speaker 1: say looking forward to sharing this with you. Thanks for

835
00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:31,640
Speaker 1: all the moments we've shared so far. Oh, shared a

836
00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:37,400
Speaker 1: lot of a lot of good moments. Huh yes with Melissa.

837
00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:41,440
Speaker 1: That's cool. Yeah, that's that's great. Although I feel like

838
00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:44,000
Speaker 1: you should be spending those precious moments with your wife,

839
00:43:44,040 --> 00:43:46,239
Speaker 1: because that's what I would be doing. That's what I'm

840
00:43:46,239 --> 00:43:49,799
Speaker 1: thinking to Why the hell are you spending wine and

841
00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:53,560
Speaker 1: chocolate with a woman named Melissa who you've been spending

842
00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:57,799
Speaker 1: what moments with? We are That's sorry, I know you,

843
00:43:57,920 --> 00:44:01,160
Speaker 1: hear me, Yeah, that's your wife. Airline on the phone.

844
00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:12,440
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Yeah, what who exactly? Who is Melissa? What? Clint?

845
00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:15,640
Speaker 1: This is the Jewels Show, I'm Jewel. That's my hottest wife,

846
00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:18,360
Speaker 1: Alex Freesh, my wife. And who I would send flowers to?

847
00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:20,920
Speaker 1: Somebody ask me English Evan. But I also probably send

848
00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:23,040
Speaker 1: flowers too, because he's a nice guy, beautiful. And then

849
00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:25,719
Speaker 1: your wife is on the phone because she found a

850
00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:28,880
Speaker 1: card in your bag with a bottle of expensive tequila

851
00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:31,560
Speaker 1: from a woman named Melissa, and she thought maybe you

852
00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:36,640
Speaker 1: might be sneaking around. I'm sorry you went through my bag.

853
00:44:37,120 --> 00:44:43,719
Speaker 1: Oh there it is. Here's the problem. Right now, you

854
00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:47,879
Speaker 1: are sending a bottle of wine a woman named Melissa,

855
00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:50,200
Speaker 1: who you have been spending time with. I have all

856
00:44:50,239 --> 00:44:52,319
Speaker 1: these memories with, So what the hell is going on?

857
00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:56,239
Speaker 1: You don't There's a lot there's a lot of context

858
00:44:57,040 --> 00:45:04,960
Speaker 1: you don't understand. That's breaching listening like secret phone calls

859
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:09,919
Speaker 1: and going through my stuff? Where are you crazy? Did

860
00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:12,719
Speaker 1: I say anything about secret phone calls? Us? It? So

861
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:22,880
Speaker 1: you're having my god, no paroid? Exactly why are you

862
00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:25,840
Speaker 1: sending wine and chocolates to this woman? Please explain that

863
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:29,040
Speaker 1: maybe we can, you know, get rid of my paranoia.

864
00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:32,320
Speaker 1: I can explain it later. It's just col Yeah, you

865
00:45:32,600 --> 00:45:34,319
Speaker 1: trying to make up a story, is that it? Yeah?

866
00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:40,799
Speaker 1: That doesn't have to like that, isn't inherently a romantic thing?

867
00:45:40,920 --> 00:45:46,400
Speaker 1: Like we are friends? Nervous? Really? So you get free wine?

868
00:45:46,680 --> 00:45:51,000
Speaker 1: Never had wine with a friend? Yeah? No friend? Yeah?

869
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:55,719
Speaker 1: And bottle of wine and chocolate to another man and say, oh,

870
00:45:55,719 --> 00:45:58,840
Speaker 1: why can't wait to split this with you? I wouldn't

871
00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:01,640
Speaker 1: mind if you did. I wouldn't. Of course, you wouldn't

872
00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:03,759
Speaker 1: mind because you're doing it. Yeah, because you're like, good,

873
00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:05,480
Speaker 1: she's off my back. Now I can just go see

874
00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:08,120
Speaker 1: Melissa with I don't worry about her. Well, listen, you

875
00:46:08,160 --> 00:46:11,319
Speaker 1: already have a bottle of expensive tequila at home to

876
00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:13,360
Speaker 1: split with her, So now you also have to split

877
00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:16,200
Speaker 1: a bottle on wine. That's what you're telling me. When

878
00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:18,080
Speaker 1: is the last time you and I have gone out

879
00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:19,960
Speaker 1: for a drink? When is the last time you and

880
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:22,520
Speaker 1: I have done anything? So instead of bringing that home

881
00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:25,160
Speaker 1: back to me, you're sending it back to another woman.

882
00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:29,200
Speaker 1: Well maybe if you appreciate it. At you out and

883
00:46:29,320 --> 00:46:32,000
Speaker 1: I did stuff for you. You're doing all this other

884
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:35,279
Speaker 1: stuff for another woman to thank her for what I

885
00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:38,799
Speaker 1: really can't with you right now. I can't can't with

886
00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:41,040
Speaker 1: you right now. So you know what you're going to

887
00:46:41,080 --> 00:46:45,440
Speaker 1: expect when you get home to pack your shop. There

888
00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:53,040
Speaker 1: is and there he goes. He left, probably home to package.

889
00:46:53,520 --> 00:46:58,719
Speaker 1: Yeah him, I'll do it for him. Yeah, you're right.

890
00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:04,359
Speaker 1: I'm actually pretty heated right now, honestly. Yeah. Yeah. Well

891
00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:09,239
Speaker 1: glad you trusted your gut because it was right. M um. Yeah,

892
00:47:08,880 --> 00:47:12,799
Speaker 1: I'm glad I trusted it two guys, and as embarrassing

893
00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:15,719
Speaker 1: as it is, at least I found out right. So

894
00:47:16,160 --> 00:47:19,000
Speaker 1: you did. But here's the thing though, Okay, this is

895
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:22,120
Speaker 1: why how I always feel when people someone's cheating on someone. Okay,

896
00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:25,040
Speaker 1: because people are always embarrassed by that. You don't have

897
00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:28,160
Speaker 1: anything to be embarrassed about. He's the one that should

898
00:47:28,160 --> 00:47:32,040
Speaker 1: be embarrassed. He just did what sometimes people do to

899
00:47:32,200 --> 00:47:34,719
Speaker 1: people that they don't really want to be with, or

900
00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:37,640
Speaker 1: whatever their reason for cheating is. He did that. There's

901
00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:39,759
Speaker 1: no reason you should be embarrassed by that. That has

902
00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:41,320
Speaker 1: nothing to do with you, that has everything to do

903
00:47:41,360 --> 00:47:45,040
Speaker 1: with him. Okay, thank you, thank you. If you get

904
00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:47,120
Speaker 1: home before him, smash that ball at tequila might make

905
00:47:47,120 --> 00:47:54,320
Speaker 1: you feel better. Drink, drink, it either way, I'm burning

906
00:47:55,040 --> 00:48:00,279
Speaker 1: on fire. Tequila is very flammable. Well, good luck with everything, Caroline. Oh,

907
00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:02,960
Speaker 1: thank you guys, thank you so much. All right, the

908
00:48:03,120 --> 00:48:10,520
Speaker 1: Jewels show on demand jubils dirty little Secret. It's time

909
00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:12,520
Speaker 1: for your dirty little secret. Remember text in four one

910
00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:14,120
Speaker 1: oh six one. If you have a dirty little secret,

911
00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:17,400
Speaker 1: you can tell us anything, anything you want. Because everybody

912
00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:19,520
Speaker 1: stays anonymous, we don't even ask what your name is.

913
00:48:19,520 --> 00:48:21,279
Speaker 1: Nobody will know it's you. So text in four one

914
00:48:21,320 --> 00:48:23,040
Speaker 1: o six one if you have a dirty little secret

915
00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:24,560
Speaker 1: and we don't even ask what your name is. That's

916
00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:27,040
Speaker 1: why everybody that calls in gets a fake anonymous nickname.

917
00:48:27,080 --> 00:48:30,200
Speaker 1: So on the phone right now, the other white meat, Pork,

918
00:48:30,600 --> 00:48:32,400
Speaker 1: Oh Pork is on the phone to tell us a

919
00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:38,000
Speaker 1: dirty little secret. What's up, Pork? Everyone on Pork. You've

920
00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:42,160
Speaker 1: been neglected your whole life, haven't you, Pork? I have

921
00:48:42,239 --> 00:48:46,120
Speaker 1: I had about you? Know? Well, Pork, I'm sure you've

922
00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:47,879
Speaker 1: got a lot of secrets, but there's one you want

923
00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:51,319
Speaker 1: to tell us today. Yeah, it's been one that I've

924
00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:54,480
Speaker 1: been holding onto for a number of years now. I've

925
00:48:54,520 --> 00:48:57,560
Speaker 1: got a great son, he's about ten years old right now,

926
00:48:58,400 --> 00:49:00,600
Speaker 1: and I'm ashamed to say he has as a pretty

927
00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:06,000
Speaker 1: sizeable scar on his butt on the left cheek. You're

928
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:09,720
Speaker 1: ashamed of the scar? That is not nice. Well, I

929
00:49:09,719 --> 00:49:11,200
Speaker 1: am in no way ash him to my son. He

930
00:49:11,239 --> 00:49:15,040
Speaker 1: used to do a great untle kid, But I'm ashamed

931
00:49:15,040 --> 00:49:17,080
Speaker 1: to say that. For the last few years, my wife

932
00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:19,759
Speaker 1: has believed that he got the scar because he fell down.

933
00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:23,520
Speaker 1: In reality, he got the scar because of me. And

934
00:49:25,320 --> 00:49:27,680
Speaker 1: so your wife thinks that your son got hurt in

935
00:49:27,680 --> 00:49:31,520
Speaker 1: a different way. So you didn't tell him the truth. Yes,

936
00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:35,840
Speaker 1: whenever he was probably I want to say about a

937
00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:38,360
Speaker 1: year year and a half old. We were going on

938
00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:41,360
Speaker 1: a camping trip. There were a couple other parents there

939
00:49:41,440 --> 00:49:45,160
Speaker 1: and having a great time. My wife went to bed

940
00:49:45,160 --> 00:49:47,200
Speaker 1: a little bit early. I stayed up with the guys

941
00:49:47,480 --> 00:49:50,240
Speaker 1: and I was having a few. Uh the adult beverages

942
00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:58,880
Speaker 1: and adult beverages, yeah what are though? That was like

943
00:49:58,880 --> 00:50:05,160
Speaker 1: with alcohol in him? They are they? And my most

944
00:50:05,200 --> 00:50:08,080
Speaker 1: alcohol beverages makes you have to pee. So I used

945
00:50:08,120 --> 00:50:11,040
Speaker 1: to go and pee and I was gonna put my

946
00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:13,560
Speaker 1: beer down, and I was obviously holding my son, and

947
00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:15,440
Speaker 1: they were kind of giving me a bit of a

948
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:18,400
Speaker 1: hard time and whether or not I could actually pee,

949
00:50:18,760 --> 00:50:22,399
Speaker 1: hold my beer and my son all at the same time. Um,

950
00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:26,200
Speaker 1: with a little liquid courage, I thought I could long

951
00:50:26,239 --> 00:50:29,759
Speaker 1: story short, I ended up. I did not drop my son.

952
00:50:29,880 --> 00:50:32,640
Speaker 1: I dropped my beer and I bumped into a tree

953
00:50:32,880 --> 00:50:35,720
Speaker 1: and that's how he ended up getting the cut on

954
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:40,279
Speaker 1: his butt cheek. Wait what you didn't You didn't drop him,

955
00:50:40,320 --> 00:50:44,239
Speaker 1: but he has a cut on his butt bumped into

956
00:50:44,239 --> 00:50:46,920
Speaker 1: the tree. I lost my balance a little bit. Um,

957
00:50:47,080 --> 00:50:54,560
Speaker 1: he screaming, crying. I felt, where was your wife asleep?

958
00:50:54,840 --> 00:50:58,640
Speaker 1: And she didn't wake up from a screaming kid. She

959
00:50:58,719 --> 00:51:02,759
Speaker 1: had had a few adult beverage as well. Down for

960
00:51:02,880 --> 00:51:06,319
Speaker 1: the count. This is why, this is why dudes don't

961
00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:08,120
Speaker 1: shouldn't be in charge of kids all the time, because

962
00:51:08,120 --> 00:51:10,279
Speaker 1: they'll get drunk together and then eventually we like, I

963
00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:12,760
Speaker 1: bet you can't like hold a baby in skydiver dude,

964
00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:17,440
Speaker 1: and you're like, watch this right now? So then you

965
00:51:17,480 --> 00:51:21,680
Speaker 1: why still doesn't know? No? Um? The next morning, she

966
00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:26,239
Speaker 1: saw the star, you know, the recent cut, and I

967
00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:28,279
Speaker 1: just told him that he had kind of fallen down

968
00:51:28,560 --> 00:51:33,400
Speaker 1: and she believed that. So, yeah, my son has a

969
00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:36,480
Speaker 1: permanent reminder of how dumb his dad can be. Whenever

970
00:51:36,520 --> 00:51:38,920
Speaker 1: he's had a couple of beers. I think we're ignoring

971
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:43,719
Speaker 1: the worst part of this whole story. You know what's

972
00:51:43,760 --> 00:51:49,600
Speaker 1: that you dropped your bed? I did? Oh yeah, I

973
00:51:49,600 --> 00:51:52,560
Speaker 1: would happily drop a thousand beers if I could make

974
00:51:52,560 --> 00:51:55,960
Speaker 1: sure I'm I'm keeping him up right. Well, thank you

975
00:51:55,960 --> 00:51:59,760
Speaker 1: for telling us your dirty little cigarette park. Thank you, guys.

976
00:52:00,160 --> 00:52:04,600
Speaker 1: Jewel Show on demand prell yeah, stop me. If you've

977
00:52:04,600 --> 00:52:07,360
Speaker 1: heard this one before, A horse, a donkey, and a

978
00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:12,640
Speaker 1: peacock all walk into a bar and the bartender says, yeah,

979
00:52:12,680 --> 00:52:19,840
Speaker 1: that's a good joke. It's the only American game show

980
00:52:19,920 --> 00:52:22,000
Speaker 1: with an English guy answering trivia questions that has a

981
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:24,520
Speaker 1: weird German dancy intro. That is the punchline of the

982
00:52:24,520 --> 00:52:28,080
Speaker 1: most hilarious joke ever told. And today to play beat

983
00:52:28,080 --> 00:52:30,200
Speaker 1: the britt Larel is on the phone. Laurel, how are you.

984
00:52:30,840 --> 00:52:34,719
Speaker 1: I'm wonderful. I'm so excited to suck whoa? All right,

985
00:52:34,760 --> 00:52:38,640
Speaker 1: calm down, good luck. Send him out of the room

986
00:52:38,719 --> 00:52:42,040
Speaker 1: so we can get You've been trying for months. Yes,

987
00:52:42,320 --> 00:52:45,240
Speaker 1: I just wentn't to pay my son's tuition, So today's

988
00:52:45,239 --> 00:52:49,919
Speaker 1: my lucky day hopefully, Oh like college school. No, he's

989
00:52:49,960 --> 00:52:57,520
Speaker 1: in pre k so in college. That's cool, though five

990
00:52:57,600 --> 00:53:01,560
Speaker 1: year olds in college, I would be surprised. I'm Stein junior,

991
00:53:01,719 --> 00:53:03,919
Speaker 1: Yeah all right, English even is definitely not I'm Stein

992
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:07,880
Speaker 1: junior or senior. But he's in the other studio getting ready,

993
00:53:07,920 --> 00:53:10,080
Speaker 1: and it's time for you to answer the questions. Here

994
00:53:10,080 --> 00:53:13,879
Speaker 1: we go, all right, So the theme for today is Thanksgiving,

995
00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:18,239
Speaker 1: all things Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving? All right, perfect, Laurel. Your time

996
00:53:18,520 --> 00:53:20,680
Speaker 1: starts out. How many pounds of turkey does the average

997
00:53:20,719 --> 00:53:26,320
Speaker 1: American consume on Thanksgiving Day? It's true? How many countries

998
00:53:26,320 --> 00:53:33,120
Speaker 1: observed Thanksgiving as a national holiday? How many country? Yeah? Den?

999
00:53:33,760 --> 00:53:40,160
Speaker 1: What does Thanksgiving mean when the Pilgrims came instacle over

1000
00:53:40,239 --> 00:53:42,879
Speaker 1: our country? Which video game character was the first three

1001
00:53:42,920 --> 00:53:49,359
Speaker 1: featured in the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade? Which character Snoopy? All right,

1002
00:53:49,480 --> 00:53:51,960
Speaker 1: got that in on time. We'll bring English seven back

1003
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:53,880
Speaker 1: in the room. So we already know that you have

1004
00:53:53,920 --> 00:53:55,719
Speaker 1: a five year old in college, which is really cool.

1005
00:53:55,840 --> 00:53:57,960
Speaker 1: But is there another interesting fact that we should know

1006
00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:01,719
Speaker 1: about you, Laurel? Yes, I am a mother of a

1007
00:54:01,880 --> 00:54:04,320
Speaker 1: five year old who has had two open hurt surgeries.

1008
00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:07,000
Speaker 1: Oh oh, was it like right when he was born?

1009
00:54:08,520 --> 00:54:11,040
Speaker 1: So I was pregnant. When I was told that there

1010
00:54:11,120 --> 00:54:13,440
Speaker 1: was something wrong with his heart. I was at twenty

1011
00:54:13,440 --> 00:54:16,520
Speaker 1: two weeks pregnant. I could feel him moving around. I

1012
00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:21,000
Speaker 1: was attached. Oh, I switched my doctor's office. I switched everything.

1013
00:54:21,480 --> 00:54:24,239
Speaker 1: They saved my son's life at four months old, and

1014
00:54:24,480 --> 00:54:27,080
Speaker 1: they took them back in and they saved him again

1015
00:54:27,120 --> 00:54:30,560
Speaker 1: at four. Wow. I'm not crying. You're crying. I also

1016
00:54:30,719 --> 00:54:32,840
Speaker 1: joined the conversation late, did you say he's in college

1017
00:54:32,880 --> 00:54:42,880
Speaker 1: and he's five? Actually, it's crazy. He did his own surgery.

1018
00:54:43,800 --> 00:54:46,680
Speaker 1: That's amazing though, and obviously he's meant to do big

1019
00:54:46,680 --> 00:54:50,760
Speaker 1: things in life. He's here for a reason. Most definitely. Wow,

1020
00:54:50,760 --> 00:54:54,480
Speaker 1: that's great. I'm glad to hear that. Well, that's a

1021
00:54:54,640 --> 00:54:57,120
Speaker 1: nice a fact. That almost said. Hi, that's amazing. Okay,

1022
00:54:57,239 --> 00:55:00,560
Speaker 1: I will. It feels really weird to go on trivia

1023
00:55:00,640 --> 00:55:07,040
Speaker 1: game a kind of insignificant. All right, it's time for

1024
00:55:07,120 --> 00:55:10,680
Speaker 1: Evan to answer his questions. Here we go, all right, Evan,

1025
00:55:10,719 --> 00:55:15,320
Speaker 1: today's theme is Thanksgiving. Okay, good luck, dude. If you beat,

1026
00:55:15,960 --> 00:55:19,560
Speaker 1: I'm gonna try and lose on. She was very thoughtful

1027
00:55:19,560 --> 00:55:27,640
Speaker 1: of her answers. Okay, your time starts now. How many

1028
00:55:27,680 --> 00:55:31,520
Speaker 1: pounds of turkey does the average American consume on Thanksgiving Day? One?

1029
00:55:31,920 --> 00:55:36,560
Speaker 1: How many countries observe Thanksgiving as a national holiday? Just one?

1030
00:55:37,200 --> 00:55:43,279
Speaker 1: What does Thanksgiving mean? It means to give thanks? Which

1031
00:55:43,360 --> 00:55:45,200
Speaker 1: video game character? What's the first to be featured in

1032
00:55:45,239 --> 00:55:48,080
Speaker 1: the Which video game character was the first to be

1033
00:55:48,120 --> 00:55:51,640
Speaker 1: featured in the Macy's Thanks Getting creative Mario from Mario Cott?

1034
00:55:51,800 --> 00:55:54,040
Speaker 1: What is a tradition called where on Thanksgiving night you

1035
00:55:54,080 --> 00:55:58,680
Speaker 1: go shopping to get the best holiday deals? Macy's. All right,

1036
00:55:59,320 --> 00:56:02,960
Speaker 1: thank you. Let's send over the scoreboard and see how

1037
00:56:03,080 --> 00:56:06,520
Speaker 1: you guys did with our scoreboard. Our executive producer Brad

1038
00:56:06,680 --> 00:56:10,720
Speaker 1: boom shack a boom. That's right, that's a favorite. All right, Evan,

1039
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:17,120
Speaker 1: how do we do zero? I'm glad, Laurel, you got

1040
00:56:17,239 --> 00:56:24,799
Speaker 1: one correct? Congratulations, gratulations, beat the Brits. Congratulations. Let's go

1041
00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:26,840
Speaker 1: over the answers now, okay, So, how many pounds of

1042
00:56:26,840 --> 00:56:30,280
Speaker 1: turkey does the average American consume on Thanksgiving Day? Fifteen pounds?

1043
00:56:30,560 --> 00:56:35,439
Speaker 1: One person? Yeah, I had to like verify yet. How

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Speaker 1: many countries observe Thanksgiving as a national holiday? For United States, Granada,

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Speaker 1: Saint Lucia, and Liberia? Sure you got it you're telling

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Speaker 1: us for the first thing. Mean, it just means like

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Speaker 1: honoring and showing gratitude for the things that you love

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Speaker 1: with the people you love, and usually sharing a meal together,

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Speaker 1: typically turkeys, diving, mashed potatoes and something about Pilgrims. Great

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Speaker 1: every word of that, right, but you just have to

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Speaker 1: say something along those and you said giving things. Which

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Speaker 1: video game character was the first to be featured in

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Speaker 1: the Macy's Thanksgiving parade, Sonic the Hedgehog? What is the

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Speaker 1: tradition called word? On Thanksgiving night you go shopping to

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Speaker 1: get the best holiday deals Black Friday, I prefer May. Congratulations, Laurel,

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Speaker 1: you did it. You beat the brit I'm gonna send

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Speaker 1: you some Jewel Show swag, so hang a lion, I'll

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Speaker 1: get your info. Congrats And we played Beat the brit

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Speaker 1: every single Tuesday and Thursday at this time, So tune

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