Speaker 1: Okay, So Brenn and I have these holiday traditions. And
Speaker 1: when she was younger, we used to go to the
Speaker 1: Grinch and we used to go to Macy's and see
Speaker 1: I think her name was like Virginia. That was the
Speaker 1: girl that like and there was a little puppet show
Speaker 1: and we'd, you know, buy an ornament and I still
Speaker 1: have the Macy's ornament and it's a great memories there.
Speaker 1: And she got older and we stopped going to Santa
Speaker 1: and we still went to Radio City for the Christmas
Speaker 1: show every year, and when she was younger, we would
Speaker 1: go see the Lamas in the back and they know us.
Speaker 1: That was a ritual. We have pictures from that. And
Speaker 1: then during the pandemic, we skipped some years of the
Speaker 1: Radio City show. I think it might have been just
Speaker 1: one and felt a little badly, but of course there
Speaker 1: was nothing you could do about it. But I think
Speaker 1: the anxiety was that we wouldn't pick it up again,
Speaker 1: and of course we did. And these new traditions have started,
Speaker 1: including jingle Ball, which is fun that it's like a
Speaker 1: glamorous red carpet event for us because I get to
Speaker 1: go on the red carpet with Brinn, which is sort
Speaker 1: of like a fun extra moment. She's not a kid
Speaker 1: that I take out to events and go on red carpets,
Speaker 1: nor do I really go to events and go on
Speaker 1: red carpets. But the ones that I like are the
Speaker 1: ones where it's like a mommy and me experience and
Speaker 1: it doesn't have to be I could bring her in
Speaker 1: a friend, which one year I'm sure I will, but
Speaker 1: we go together and not unlike the Taylor Swift concert,
Speaker 1: where you're gonna be up much later and be in
Speaker 1: traffic and you're not gonna leave early. She wants to
Speaker 1: stay to the end to see Olivia Rodrigo, and that
Speaker 1: means you're getting out at midnight and home at one am.
Speaker 1: And one of our rituals is that after the jingle Ball,
Speaker 1: which has now become part of our tradition to get
Speaker 1: dressed up girly and holiday like, is then to drive
Speaker 1: past the tree. And this year it said it would
Speaker 1: take us an hour to get home, which was in Connecticut,
Speaker 1: but it would take us thirty seven minutes to get
Speaker 1: to the tree. So we didn't do the tree. And
Speaker 1: we were supposed to go jingle ball Friday. Saturday, we
Speaker 1: had an event and Sunday go to Radio City Music Hall,
Speaker 1: and we both just looked at each other and we
Speaker 1: knew it was aggressive, and I was just like, we're tired,
Speaker 1: Like you can't beat yourself up. You can't just like
Speaker 1: do it to check the boxes. And so she said,
Speaker 1: maybe we'll do it another day, and I said, yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe we will, and maybe we won't. We'll always go
Speaker 1: back to the Radio City Music Show and if we
Speaker 1: don't get there this year, it doesn't mean, like, you know,
Speaker 1: we're worth not sticking to these traditions, which I think
Speaker 1: that people need to hold onto for themselves and for
Speaker 1: nostalgia and to capture childhood and to make sure that
Speaker 1: when the rest of life seems scary and terrible, or
Speaker 1: finances are in despair, or you can't be with family members,
Speaker 1: or you can't buy the things you want to buy,
Speaker 1: or you're getting older or someone sick or whatever it is,
Speaker 1: these traditions are something that you can rely on and
Speaker 1: somebody to look forward to, and memories to have and
Speaker 1: pictures and a reason to buy an ornament and then
Speaker 1: create another memory by hanging it on the tree. But
Speaker 1: you can always create new traditions, which we do the
Speaker 1: store that we buy the special ornament at will Be
Speaker 1: is a new tradition for probably a couple of years,
Speaker 1: and we now look forward to that. And I think
Speaker 1: it's good to add new traditions, you know, and not
Speaker 1: be obsessed with sticking to old ones. Last year, we
Speaker 1: traveled on Christmas Eve and we got into crazy delays
Speaker 1: and Brim was having massive anxiety that we wouldn't make Sana,
Speaker 1: and like we were trying to beat Sanna on the
Speaker 1: plane and see if we'd see the sleigh on the plane,
Speaker 1: and you know, it became this Christmas Eve thing. Now
Speaker 1: it wasn't fun. We do laugh about it, but lo
Speaker 1: and behold because there aren't enough days in vacation and
Speaker 1: just for different logistical reasons, this year we're traveling from
Speaker 1: the same place in Colorado by plane on Christmas Eve.
Speaker 1: It's a risk she might have anxiety again. We might
Speaker 1: have to try to beat Santa again. Like you know,
Speaker 1: these things are just these memories and it's sort of
Speaker 1: the process is fun, you know, I do so that
Speaker 1: you make the effort. It doesn't mean it has to
Speaker 1: cost money. It could, you know, it could be something inexpensive,
Speaker 1: like making your own snow globes. They sold those of
Speaker 1: the dollar store, you know, painting ceramic ornaments and the
Speaker 1: gingerbread house making can be at home and just buy
Speaker 1: extra candy and like do it yourself. I just think
Speaker 1: that it is fun to do these different things, you know,
Speaker 1: and stop down and create these memories and tradition. Kim
Speaker 1: Kardashian's not apologizing to Taylor's Swift. I'm not even sure
Speaker 1: that Taylor Swift is demanding an apology. I don't know
Speaker 1: that she even would actually realistically and truthfully accept an apology.
Speaker 1: I don't know that Kim is truly deeply sorry. And
Speaker 1: I'll say something is that Kim Kardashian and the Kardashians
Speaker 1: are too big to fail. They're too big to fail.
Speaker 1: And now Taylor's Swept individually is bigger than Kim Kardashian,
Speaker 1: but is not bigger and more powerful than the k's overall,
Speaker 1: the k's and the j's, because they've got half the
Speaker 1: alphabet at this point, Like the k's and the j's
Speaker 1: are so fucking powerful. It's just it's not it's too
Speaker 1: big to fail, like there'd have to be a massive economy,
Speaker 1: economic crisis, and like meetings, you know, with board members
Speaker 1: and international summits for the for the Kardashians to fail,
Speaker 1: like she should apologize, but she doesn't have to apologize,
Speaker 1: and she doesn't seem like she wants to apologize. I
Speaker 1: don't even know that it would be accepted. But they
Speaker 1: just like for things to just like pass on through
Speaker 1: because they've got global fame, international fame, power, acting, apparel, makeup.
Speaker 1: You know, there are very few mediums they don't fashion,
Speaker 1: they don't touch. And when you have so many siblings
Speaker 1: and like now you've got offspring, like you've just got
Speaker 1: so many layers of this Kardashian Jenner dynasty that it
Speaker 1: almost doesn't fucking matter what they do. They are beyond
Speaker 1: cancelation with a K, It's not even possible. And so
Speaker 1: all these people waste their goddamn breath doing TikTok videos
Speaker 1: and all this stuff about the phone call and the
Speaker 1: apology and that it was a manufactured phone call and
Speaker 1: all this stuff. Everyone likes to waste their breath just
Speaker 1: because they're gonna rate by talking about it. But it
Speaker 1: is a waste of breath because they are not going
Speaker 1: to get canceled, Like it's just not going to happen.
Speaker 1: So the more people talk about them, the more successful
Speaker 1: they become. So if you want to talk about them
Speaker 1: because it makes you more successful and you want to
Speaker 1: just grab onto some of the shine or the light,
Speaker 1: have at it. But people now jumping on a bandwagon
Speaker 1: all these years later after do the phone call, they
Speaker 1: could have stayed with that cause for years. They're jumping
Speaker 1: on the bandwagon because now it's popular and cool, and
Speaker 1: Time magazine came out or and and now it's popular
Speaker 1: and cool to complain and put snake emojis all over
Speaker 1: Kim's account, and so now it's time to apologize. Why
Speaker 1: why why wasn't the apology demanded years ago? Like everybody
Speaker 1: jumps on a bandwagon. In the beginning, everyone was so
Speaker 1: mad and I rate about TJ and Amy Roebuck, and
Speaker 1: like then it like de swelled. But now they really
Speaker 1: were going through a divorce when it all happened, and
Speaker 1: they didn't really do anything wrong in the eyes of
Speaker 1: their employers, and they did get the full payout for
Speaker 1: their contracts. They don't have to sue anybody. So it's
Speaker 1: like now it's cool and popular to bring it up again,
Speaker 1: Like it's just like more clickbait. But like what happened
Speaker 1: during all that in between time which is on to pause.
Speaker 1: Someone said, everyone pause on the TJ Amy thing. Let's
Speaker 1: let's beat the shit out of them even though they
Speaker 1: didn't do anything wrong. Then we're gonna pause. But then
Speaker 1: their exes are gonna get together and be in a relationship. Bup,
Speaker 1: bring it up again, Fire up the TJ Amy drama.
Speaker 1: Fire it up again? Like where's the conductor? Who's that
Speaker 1: person saying bring this side of the orchestra up? Bring
Speaker 1: the cam up now? Because because Taylor's in Time magazine. Okay,
Speaker 1: but hold, let's let that swell. Let's let that reduce.
Speaker 1: Bring up the tj and Amy because the exes are together.
Speaker 1: It's like, I know that's the media, but it's so
Speaker 1: bullshit for people to like get all like high and
Speaker 1: mighty and pound their chests about these things. Make it
Speaker 1: your cause if your cause is the tailor apology because
Speaker 1: you're a big swifty and always have been fucking wear
Speaker 1: the Britney t shirts like for years, like be that loyal,
Speaker 1: be it diehard, apologize to tailor bitch all this time.
Speaker 1: But you can't just come in and be like a
Speaker 1: fickle apologize to tailor bitch. Balenciaga, no different Balenciaga. Mothers
Speaker 1: are like canceling each other and going crazy. I was
Speaker 1: scared I had Blanciaga in my fucking household. I was
Speaker 1: scared someone was gonna see it through the walls. Someone
Speaker 1: has an invisible Balancioga camera. Because there was some like
Speaker 1: reference to like pedophilia or something in some photo shooting.
Speaker 1: Mothers were irate. We weren't allowed to like even say
Speaker 1: the word Balanciaga. I think Teresa wore a fake Balanciaga
Speaker 1: sweatshirt and she was getting in trouble because she didn't
Speaker 1: realize how deep it was. She didn't know the moms
Speaker 1: were gonna kill her. But now it now. No one
Speaker 1: told us it's okay. I have a Balenciaga mushy bag.
Speaker 1: I forgot what that bag is called. But it's been
Speaker 1: sitting in a fucking safety deposit box because we're not
Speaker 1: allowed to wear about it, to talk about it, you
Speaker 1: cannot speak of it. Everyone told me I couldn't talk
Speaker 1: about it. I wasn't allowed. But then all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: one day, the k's are wearing Balenciaga, just like somebody
Speaker 1: said no. The conductor said, oh no, no, you're allowed
Speaker 1: to Balencia. Bring in the Balanciaga orchestra. Now they can
Speaker 1: play the violins. It's okay now, no one to shoot
Speaker 1: a press release. No one told me we didn't know
Speaker 1: the Balenciaga bag. I think I put in my fucking
Speaker 1: another house, like to wear to paint. I'm not allowed
Speaker 1: to wear balance. Oh wait a minute, yes I am.
Speaker 1: Kardashian said, it's okay. I could wear a fucking turquoise
Speaker 1: body stocking in seteen now with gloves over my hands.
Speaker 1: Kardashian said, I can. I can wear my Balenciaga bag,
Speaker 1: and it's okay to kind of like TJ and Amy
Speaker 1: Roebuck because the conductor said, no, yeah, they didn't fucking
Speaker 1: do anything wrong. They were really getting divorced the whole time.
Speaker 1: They have a podcast out. Now their exes are together,
Speaker 1: they're gonna go on family vacations with everybody. You can
Speaker 1: wear fucking Balenciaga and love TJ and Amy Roebuck because
Speaker 1: the conductor told me it's okay. And now the conductor
Speaker 1: says it's time to get mad at Kim Kardashian, and
Speaker 1: now she has to apologize ninety years later. TJ and
Speaker 1: Amy Roebuck are not like public social media figures. They
Speaker 1: have a podcast, their news professionals. So they went on
Speaker 1: a fucking roller coaster ride. Why do I know that?
Speaker 1: I will not tell you exactly why and what exactly
Speaker 1: was said, because I'm a vault and even Andy Cohen
Speaker 1: I know deep dark about him. I've got text, I've
Speaker 1: got conversations. There is a code. You could have a
Speaker 1: sword and be at battle with a shield. There is
Speaker 1: a code. There is a code. So I was talking
Speaker 1: to TJ. He came up to me at the iHeart
Speaker 1: jingle Ball. I didn't even know he knew who I was.
Speaker 1: I didn't know why he would think that I was
Speaker 1: an expert on being hated. But he's right. So we
Speaker 1: were talking, and you know, they've been through the fucking
Speaker 1: rint cycle, up and down, up and down. I'm like,
Speaker 1: it's not even real anything. Nothing you're seeing is real.
Speaker 1: It's confirmation biased, Like you're reading things that you're seeing
Speaker 1: about you because you're like looking in places and it's
Speaker 1: about you go to the piggly wiggly. Nobody gives a
Speaker 1: good fuck. Kim has apologized to tailor, and we're allowed
Speaker 1: to wear Balanciaga again, TJ. Don't fucking worry about it.
Speaker 1: Go hang out with your new love. Well, it's been
Speaker 1: a love for a while. But do your podcast, love
Speaker 1: your life, love your beautiful daughter you brought to the
Speaker 1: jingle ball, and enjoy. Don't look at it. It's not real.
Speaker 1: It's a mirage. It's a mirage. Right now, we're putting
Speaker 1: snake emoji's on Kim kardashians account, and you know, watching
Speaker 1: people get exasperated trying to get an apology when it
Speaker 1: ain't fucking coming. Christmas is coming. Don't worry. You're the
Speaker 1: Conductor's gonna fucking put you to the side any minute.
Speaker 1: No one's gonna care. I could be up next right now. Yes,
Speaker 1: your exes are dating, you're taking another run. There's a
Speaker 1: news producer that just got married. Matt Lower is in
Speaker 1: the hot seat now too. He went to that wedding.
Speaker 1: You know all that's happening, But don't worry about it.
Speaker 1: It's not real. None of it's real. If I look
Speaker 1: on social media, I am the Devil incarnate. If I
Speaker 1: walk the streets, I'm fucking Madonna, the Justin Bieber of
Speaker 1: the Dollar Store. So you want to look for a
Speaker 1: fucking ant at the picnic, you'll find one. You don't
Speaker 1: go to the dollar store. It could be very famous
Speaker 1: there