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Speaker 1: Okay, So Brenn and I have these holiday traditions. And

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Speaker 1: Grinch and we used to go to Macy's and see

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Speaker 1: and we still went to Radio City for the Christmas

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Speaker 1: show every year, and when she was younger, we would

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Speaker 1: go see the Lamas in the back and they know us.

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Speaker 1: That was a ritual. We have pictures from that. And

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Speaker 1: then during the pandemic, we skipped some years of the

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Speaker 1: that I take out to events and go on red carpets,

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Speaker 1: nor do I really go to events and go on

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Speaker 1: ones where it's like a mommy and me experience and

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Speaker 1: And one of our rituals is that after the jingle Ball,

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Speaker 1: and we both just looked at each other and we

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Speaker 1: And now Taylor's Swept individually is bigger than Kim Kardashian,

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Speaker 1: because they've got global fame, international fame, power, acting, apparel, makeup.

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Speaker 1: You know, there are very few mediums they don't fashion,

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Speaker 1: So the more people talk about them, the more successful

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Speaker 1: why why wasn't the apology demanded years ago? Like everybody

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Speaker 1: like now it's cool and popular to bring it up again,

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Speaker 1: Like it's just like more clickbait. But like what happened

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Speaker 1: during all that in between time which is on to pause.

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Speaker 1: didn't do anything wrong. Then we're gonna pause. But then

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Speaker 1: bring it up again, Fire up the TJ Amy drama.

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Speaker 1: your cause if your cause is the tailor apology because

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Speaker 1: be it diehard, apologize to tailor bitch all this time.

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Speaker 1: But you can't just come in and be like a

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Speaker 1: fickle apologize to tailor bitch. Balenciaga, no different Balenciaga. Mothers

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Speaker 1: Kardashian said, I can. I can wear my Balenciaga bag,

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Speaker 1: now she has to apologize ninety years later. TJ and

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Speaker 1: Amy Roebuck are not like public social media figures. They

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Speaker 1: a fucking roller coaster ride. Why do I know that?

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Speaker 1: I will not tell you exactly why and what exactly

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Speaker 1: it's not even real anything. Nothing you're seeing is real.

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Speaker 1: It's confirmation biased, Like you're reading things that you're seeing

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Speaker 1: good fuck. Kim has apologized to tailor, and we're allowed

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Speaker 1: to wear Balanciaga again, TJ. Don't fucking worry about it.

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Speaker 1: Go hang out with your new love. Well, it's been

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Speaker 1: a love for a while. But do your podcast, love

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Speaker 1: jingle ball, and enjoy. Don't look at it. It's not real.

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Speaker 1: snake emoji's on Kim kardashians account, and you know, watching

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Speaker 1: ain't fucking coming. Christmas is coming. Don't worry. You're the

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Speaker 1: Conductor's gonna fucking put you to the side any minute.

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Speaker 1: No one's gonna care. I could be up next right now. Yes,

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Speaker 1: news producer that just got married. Matt Lower is in

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Speaker 1: You know all that's happening, But don't worry about it.

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Speaker 1: It's not real. None of it's real. If I look

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Speaker 1: walk the streets, I'm fucking Madonna, the Justin Bieber of

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Speaker 1: the Dollar Store. So you want to look for a

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Speaker 1: fucking ant at the picnic, you'll find one. You don't

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Speaker 1: go to the dollar store. It could be very famous

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