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Speaker 1: You're listening to the voice I said, come on now,

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Speaker 1: I dig me to one. It only Steve Harvey got

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Speaker 1: a radio show. Okay, Now, I'm gonna be really honest

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Speaker 1: I really don't. I was sitting here and I was thinking,

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Speaker 1: want to be encouraging, uplifting and inspirational in some way

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Speaker 1: to affect somebody today. Oftentimes, these conversations that I have

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Speaker 1: in the mornings, they're designed with me because I am.

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Speaker 1: I needed myself, y'all, to be honest with you. I mean,

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Speaker 1: you know who makes the comedian laugh? I used to

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Speaker 1: I need motivation in my life sometimes myself. I think

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Speaker 1: when I get in moments like this, I often resort

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Speaker 1: And when I find myself in certain predicaments, I could

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Speaker 1: So while I'm sitting here trying to figure out what

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Speaker 1: in me is that I find myself grateful. I'm ever

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Speaker 1: grateful for the things that God has done for me.

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Speaker 1: I may not always know what to say, but I

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Speaker 1: how to remember and reflect back on where I come from.

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Speaker 1: I know how to realize where all my blessings come from.

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Speaker 1: I'm very very conscious of my journey that I've been on,

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Speaker 1: It's been difficult, man, it really really has. I ain't

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Speaker 1: gonna lie to you, um me, becoming successful was very difficult.

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Speaker 1: But as hard as this is to say, I really

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Speaker 1: I've been on. Number One, because I can't change anything

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Speaker 1: about it. So I never lived my life and regret.

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Speaker 1: But the main thing is was I discovered along the

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Speaker 1: way now, not doing the process. When you're going through

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Speaker 1: just very comforting to me. Mister Jakes told me one time,

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Speaker 1: he said, the closer you get to God, the more

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Speaker 1: you the how it comes and the what fays of

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Speaker 1: lot of times what troubles us is we just can't

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Speaker 1: back then, we don't understand the answers to these things. Well,

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Speaker 1: the closer I've gotten to God, the more of those

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Speaker 1: that the things that was happening to me, they wasn't

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Speaker 1: That was this process I had to go through. That

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Speaker 1: message up yourself, because when you're going through some stuff,

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Speaker 1: That ain't the lesson. You got to learn your lesson

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Speaker 1: sometimes it's it's gotta be how to be strong, how

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Speaker 1: That's how you get strong The lesson is to make

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Speaker 1: People oftentimes ask me, how do you do all that

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Speaker 1: So when you ask me how you do all of

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Speaker 1: for all you reflect on. Think about God's goodness and

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Speaker 1: you're listening morning show, ladies and gentlemen, Boys and girls,

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Speaker 1: this is not quiet story. This is Steve Harder reserving

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Speaker 1: and I want to apologize for anything happening. And Shirley

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Speaker 1: but I won't be able to to my boys, Carl

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Speaker 1: good morning, Hey, no, no, good morning. You ain't got

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Speaker 1: to get a stoney Steve, good morning, good morning, good morning, Hey,

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Speaker 1: good morning. You've been tell me Junior morning, I ain't changed. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you can't. Jay watch your damner, Steve who that's after birthday? Voice?

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Speaker 1: Birthday still how birthday? Happy belated birthday again forty two

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Speaker 1: So you need waiting on an assistant who posted been

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Speaker 1: didn't think it was necessary. Didn't come more. I got you,

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Speaker 1: were here tod Yes, Monty Galbert was symbolized detriputedly, I

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Speaker 1: said detroputedly, Hey, revelized, that's rend here on big Word Monday. Oh.

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Speaker 1: but I do have complaints. Now. As you know, Pastor,

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Speaker 1: we're excited to be approaching resurrection Sunday. The congregation is

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Speaker 1: LaDonna Davis wants DeAndre to do his as you know,

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Speaker 1: going to how many is it, Deacon? If fifteen we

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Speaker 1: ship it was die polo cololess. Oh, not a big

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Speaker 1: you forgot? You forgot the apologists, the thin diapolitologists, dire politologists,

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Speaker 1: Monday gonna be hard on me. Go ahead, all right,

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Speaker 1: I don't think I don't think any more responses will

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Speaker 1: Egg Hunt Committee has a major problem. As you know,

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Speaker 1: brother Thaddius Radcliffe, who worked at the veterinary clinic, browed

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Speaker 1: East egg Well, I said, go ahead and let him.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna happen for you regardless. What you don't want

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Speaker 1: I thought you meant like swingers. Okay, hunting? No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: This one for you, Jay, Tommy Junior. This segment is

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Speaker 1: Ways to get a man to stop hollering at you? Okay,

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Speaker 1: because it right? Oh yeah ye. The way the things

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Speaker 1: you know, just aggravating you Raya, Yeah, all that out

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Speaker 1: that with you right at all time, at all time.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what. When did

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Speaker 1: I'd be right. I hope they got my size still

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Speaker 1: the ladies. The guys are telling us ways that we

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Speaker 1: a fake test result on your chest that says you

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Speaker 1: have VD right away? Do you call it what you

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Speaker 1: want to way back in the day, if you guys, yes, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you get it. You you you you, you'll understand, you

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Speaker 1: phone and say, hey, don't make me shoot you again. Okay,

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Speaker 1: just these are ways for the ladies to get men

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Speaker 1: to stop trying to holler at them. Leave you alone. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: don't let them get two in. Don't let them get

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Speaker 1: you start leaving streets makes me, yeah, just start scratch.

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Speaker 1: He don't know what that scratching about. Stop talking. I

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Speaker 1: come on, nephew, go in the closet and get butt

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Speaker 1: him killing right there. I promise you to run his

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Speaker 1: ass straight on. Yeah, yeah, come on, seeing help the ladies.

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Speaker 1: He walk up to your start talking to you. Say. Look, look,

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Speaker 1: he ain't gonna do nothing, but my exits crossed the

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Speaker 1: street watching. He ain't gonna do that. Watch like you see.

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Speaker 1: Get them off right up? Yeah, come on, waste to

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Speaker 1: get him in. Tell him you got seven kids and

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Speaker 1: when you come to court with me. I need somebody

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Speaker 1: to tend when you come to court. Right there, I'm

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Speaker 1: sorry before before you ask me anything, Can you help

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Speaker 1: me lift my car from my hug? What happened? Don't

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Speaker 1: worry about I just need to help get him my mother.

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Speaker 1: I got one looking right now. You better step back.

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Speaker 1: My girlfriend's very jealous. Like a more physical approach and

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Speaker 1: they started talking to you because I know something that

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Speaker 1: just turned me off. If you see him and he

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Speaker 1: starts talking to you, hawk and spit that, I get

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Speaker 1: all of it. In the first it was coughing. Now

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Speaker 1: this hey baby, and make you right right back, he go,

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Speaker 1: he gonna walked right away. These are you want to

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Speaker 1: stop talking to you? Yes, thank you guys for your help.

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Speaker 1: These are ways that men we can do these things

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Speaker 1: holler at us. What you got dad? All just stand

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Speaker 1: pee right there and just look at so you know

422
00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:50,040
Speaker 1: where that happens in continent. Yes, just your Oh he's

423
00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:54,640
Speaker 1: so gone. Oh, I can't believe this is happening again.

424
00:32:56,280 --> 00:33:03,040
Speaker 1: Draw this from your own experiences, that's what I okay, yeah,

425
00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:10,040
Speaker 1: that's what it sounds, all right, Come on, Yeah, this

426
00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:13,400
Speaker 1: is easy. This is simplest radis this one right here.

427
00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:16,040
Speaker 1: If you don't have the courage for a lot of

428
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:18,560
Speaker 1: stuff and you just want to finally just get this

429
00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:21,960
Speaker 1: dude out your face, here's one simple way to do it.

430
00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:33,920
Speaker 1: Develop bad bro, yeah, oh oh yeah. Coffee coffee onion.

431
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:37,280
Speaker 1: All right, we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning

432
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:42,479
Speaker 1: Show coming up right after this. You're listening to show?

433
00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:45,479
Speaker 1: All right, guys, it is time to play around up.

434
00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:50,440
Speaker 1: Would you rather here we go? Would you rather get

435
00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:53,920
Speaker 1: away with any lie you tell? Any lie you tell

436
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:59,080
Speaker 1: you can get away with it? Or would you rather hey,

437
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:04,000
Speaker 1: my whole life goal right there? Baby age? I don't

438
00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:10,080
Speaker 1: because I want aga. This is for you, junior. Or

439
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:14,799
Speaker 1: would you rather detect any lie you here? So? Would

440
00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:16,520
Speaker 1: you rather be able to get away with one or

441
00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:22,319
Speaker 1: be able to tell him? Yeah? All day a day?

442
00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:26,320
Speaker 1: Don't you care if someone's lying to you? I care?

443
00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:35,799
Speaker 1: I would lie back. Dam Just two liars talking, that's

444
00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:40,400
Speaker 1: a good conversation to wave? What el ball should do? That?

445
00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:42,360
Speaker 1: What day we should lie to each other on a

446
00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:45,799
Speaker 1: cold dog? Just the whole damn thing. I just want

447
00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:49,399
Speaker 1: to be all mine, be believable. Yeah, my whole goal

448
00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:54,080
Speaker 1: in life anyway, man, Lord, thank you Jesus. I can't

449
00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:58,000
Speaker 1: say this, and she fuln't believe it. Yes, she's paid

450
00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:00,799
Speaker 1: to lighting you too. I don't, but damn I've been

451
00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:03,680
Speaker 1: lied too before. I can handle it, y'all. One can't

452
00:35:03,719 --> 00:35:07,239
Speaker 1: handle it. I want the truth. I want to know

453
00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:11,840
Speaker 1: the truth. Now I want what sound good? I love it.

454
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:13,839
Speaker 1: I love you too, Thank you baby? Seeing them all

455
00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:19,520
Speaker 1: okay't can't wait, okay, ain't no problems problem, ain't no problem?

456
00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:22,840
Speaker 1: Lie to me? Yeah, oh my god. Oh you're the

457
00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:24,600
Speaker 1: best to out a head. Thank you, baby, best to

458
00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:31,480
Speaker 1: out of head? Too? Cool? Great line. Ya, Yeah, I

459
00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:34,920
Speaker 1: love it. I'm telling you absolutely. Letna tell you why?

460
00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:37,640
Speaker 1: Surely because men's research department ain't good at all. We

461
00:35:37,719 --> 00:35:41,759
Speaker 1: ain't research and nothing to find out. It's the truth. No, it'

462
00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:44,520
Speaker 1: be true. I don't care. There's a lot of a

463
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:48,919
Speaker 1: lot of whatever. All right, Well, here's another one. Would

464
00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:52,840
Speaker 1: you rather never pay for taxes? He never pay for gads?

465
00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:56,880
Speaker 1: You were gonna say that. Yeah, yeah, I'm about to

466
00:35:57,000 --> 00:36:01,600
Speaker 1: hell out this gas. Hey. Hey, you know, hey, I

467
00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:04,240
Speaker 1: don't give a damn of gas. It's thirty dollars a gallon.

468
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:10,319
Speaker 1: If I could just get out of a yeah, all right.

469
00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:13,720
Speaker 1: Would you rather be a star of a small movie

470
00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:16,719
Speaker 1: or be an extra in a really big movie like

471
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:20,960
Speaker 1: Top Gun, Maverick or something extra? Walking around? Ain't got

472
00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:28,720
Speaker 1: no man, Hey, it's gonna be a small last line.

473
00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:34,879
Speaker 1: You're on the floor, you're part all right? One last

474
00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:37,400
Speaker 1: one if we have time, would you rather German chocolate

475
00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:43,400
Speaker 1: cake or cherry hey hey? Or cherry pie? Because you

476
00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:46,640
Speaker 1: know why? Because it's hard to find a good cherry path.

477
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:52,080
Speaker 1: Oh because I know that anybody know he's sliding my

478
00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:54,920
Speaker 1: DM to some I don't know. Why are you saying?

479
00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:59,239
Speaker 1: All right? All right, that's today's round. If would you rather? Thanks?

480
00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:06,360
Speaker 1: Guys you're listening to now. There is science that supports

481
00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:12,360
Speaker 1: that kids with older parents, older parents, now, especially fathers,

482
00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:16,680
Speaker 1: especially the dads, might be a little more socially awkward

483
00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:20,359
Speaker 1: than kids with younger fathers. All right, I can see.

484
00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:24,279
Speaker 1: So here's the question. Uh, did you guys have parents

485
00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:27,279
Speaker 1: that were much older than your friend's parents? Oh? Yeah,

486
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:31,000
Speaker 1: and if you did, and if you did, Steve says

487
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:33,080
Speaker 1: you did, So how does that affect you? Steve? Growing

488
00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:36,920
Speaker 1: up abouse a lot of fights about it? Really, What

489
00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:39,239
Speaker 1: do you mean you got teased about it? Oh? Yeah,

490
00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:43,919
Speaker 1: you know I went to publish school. Uh with Poe kids. Yeah?

491
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:52,600
Speaker 1: Oh grandmama that hey man, I've told you. I've told

492
00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:56,680
Speaker 1: you twice. Asked you one more town with grandmama and

493
00:37:57,080 --> 00:38:01,400
Speaker 1: mother and my damn MoMA though no Grandma, I'm explained

494
00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:04,600
Speaker 1: in nineteen sixty seven, I didn't totally dude, uh huh.

495
00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:08,920
Speaker 1: In nineteen sixty eight, another dude asked me school, grandmama,

496
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:12,839
Speaker 1: up is here to school? That was the day after

497
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:15,800
Speaker 1: Man Luther king funeral on TV. I jumped dead on

498
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:21,319
Speaker 1: his age. Forget all that piece of love stuff, ain't

499
00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:23,879
Speaker 1: marm Luke King? Did? I don't want to hear nothing

500
00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:29,239
Speaker 1: about this? Yeah? I had old parents. Wow, No, my

501
00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:31,200
Speaker 1: mom never had me when they were forty two. So

502
00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:34,920
Speaker 1: oh okay, So do you think age matters when it

503
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:38,680
Speaker 1: comes to parenting? Then hell you Yeah, you ain't got

504
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:40,560
Speaker 1: nothing to talk about. What you're gonna talk about you

505
00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:44,000
Speaker 1: should happen when you're younger. You think, yeah, recommend that

506
00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:46,960
Speaker 1: you can have them. Yeah, well, yeah, you don't have

507
00:38:47,080 --> 00:38:49,640
Speaker 1: nothing to talk about. Well, I mean the things that

508
00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:52,600
Speaker 1: you want to relate to each the older parents they're

509
00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:55,759
Speaker 1: much older, you know, the millennials and younger want to

510
00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:59,200
Speaker 1: talk about tech stuff and h yeah. Well I give

511
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:04,120
Speaker 1: you an example. Okay, I don't care for I love

512
00:39:04,239 --> 00:39:07,920
Speaker 1: the grandkids. When they come over you're running the office.

513
00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:11,120
Speaker 1: Papa hugged me, climb up on me, kiss me on

514
00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:13,440
Speaker 1: the cheek. I love that man and then get out

515
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:16,799
Speaker 1: of here. But wait a minute, Steve, Okay, that would

516
00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:19,799
Speaker 1: work if you were a much older grandparent, but you're

517
00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:23,239
Speaker 1: a normal age for a grand Yes, what are you

518
00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:31,839
Speaker 1: talking about if I want his life? I don't say

519
00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:34,480
Speaker 1: I was that old. I'm just saying I don't at

520
00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:37,400
Speaker 1: this age. I don't care for my grandkids a bit.

521
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:39,759
Speaker 1: I'm the hell I look like with a baby on

522
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:42,440
Speaker 1: my own and case in the ass home. You can

523
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:44,680
Speaker 1: only bring one at a time in my damn house,

524
00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:47,680
Speaker 1: one at a time. You can't. How many grandkids do

525
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:54,640
Speaker 1: you have? I got eleven, and then you have you

526
00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:57,360
Speaker 1: have a favorite and everyone else and you make no

527
00:39:57,440 --> 00:40:01,640
Speaker 1: b yes, and all the other grandkids know that, oh

528
00:40:01,719 --> 00:40:04,120
Speaker 1: they know, they know how this go an' even lying

529
00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:08,040
Speaker 1: because they know how to go and acknowledge your favorite

530
00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:11,960
Speaker 1: grandkids in front of the run that this this cuts

531
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,319
Speaker 1: out all the mess. If everybody gets and well, who's

532
00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:20,560
Speaker 1: your favorite? Now they know? Well, day, do is that

533
00:40:20,719 --> 00:40:24,080
Speaker 1: called a problem in the family? Or everybody know that

534
00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:28,520
Speaker 1: a kire is the favorite the rest of them? Maybe

535
00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:32,600
Speaker 1: you'll get it, maybe you won't, but a car can

536
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:36,480
Speaker 1: get it anything, won't She's my favorite? Is she your

537
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:40,080
Speaker 1: first grandkid? Is that why your first grandchild. It's a

538
00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:42,400
Speaker 1: long story, but I picked her as a favorite, and

539
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:44,640
Speaker 1: we just roll with that and we don't get into

540
00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:49,640
Speaker 1: fights about it. You pick a favor, a favorite, how's

541
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:52,560
Speaker 1: your favorite? Yes? How did you do that? Look? My

542
00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:54,839
Speaker 1: sister was the favorite of my mom. My mom didn't

543
00:40:54,840 --> 00:41:00,520
Speaker 1: speak to me to us thirteen years old. I have

544
00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:05,200
Speaker 1: a favorite grandchild too. You're not gonna do it. I

545
00:41:06,080 --> 00:41:12,919
Speaker 1: know it is, But no, don't have a favorite grand child?

546
00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:17,000
Speaker 1: Is Ezra? Uh oh, that's the baby that can't tell

547
00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:20,000
Speaker 1: because he don't know me. Yeah, he can't. He don't know.

548
00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:21,879
Speaker 1: You can't. He don't know me. He don't wan't none.

549
00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:25,680
Speaker 1: He don't talk back all the time and try to

550
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:28,840
Speaker 1: hold his big ass head off. He looked at me

551
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:32,239
Speaker 1: like he never seen me. He smiled, and he just

552
00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:35,400
Speaker 1: slobbed them. As soon as he see a bottle, his

553
00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:39,600
Speaker 1: whole body goes into a convulsion. It just straightened up

554
00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:41,680
Speaker 1: and stiff it out when he see a bottle. He

555
00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:48,759
Speaker 1: didn't get He just lock them all right. Coming up next,

556
00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:51,480
Speaker 1: it is the nephew, your favorite nephew. Steve would run

557
00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:57,560
Speaker 1: that prank back right after this. You're listening, all right? Nephew,

558
00:41:57,640 --> 00:42:00,760
Speaker 1: what you got time for the prank phone call Shirley.

559
00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:06,640
Speaker 1: It's time to baptize some people. It's called mobile baptismal pool.

560
00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:15,200
Speaker 1: Mobile baptisma. We come to you and you ignorant, You

561
00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:21,439
Speaker 1: come to your house and baptize. That's what we do. Hello. Hello,

562
00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:26,120
Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach a mister Wilson. How are you doing?

563
00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:29,160
Speaker 1: My name is brother springwater Man. Listen. We uh, we

564
00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:32,200
Speaker 1: we got paid to actually come by and do some

565
00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:35,880
Speaker 1: services to for for you by some friends of yours,

566
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:38,800
Speaker 1: and we wanted to actually call and see about scheduling

567
00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:43,960
Speaker 1: and see what you had available. Uh, some services. What

568
00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:47,440
Speaker 1: y'all plan on Clenson Grass? What I do? What kind

569
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:51,280
Speaker 1: of services you had? Actually, Sir, you've got some friends

570
00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:53,560
Speaker 1: that have actually spent a great amount of money on you.

571
00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:57,680
Speaker 1: And what we do is UM We have a baptismal

572
00:42:57,800 --> 00:43:00,680
Speaker 1: on Wheels servy and what we do is we go

573
00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:04,880
Speaker 1: and we um we baptize people at their home. And

574
00:43:05,239 --> 00:43:08,719
Speaker 1: Baptismal Wheels has been it's a new UM company, but

575
00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:11,719
Speaker 1: we've we've baptized over a thousand people. Now we have

576
00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:15,359
Speaker 1: a truck which actually has a baptismal pool on the back.

577
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:17,759
Speaker 1: Of it, and we actually come to your home and

578
00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:22,480
Speaker 1: we will baptize you in your driveway and and make

579
00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:27,160
Speaker 1: you hold again. So we hostess here, brother water, brother

580
00:43:27,239 --> 00:43:30,680
Speaker 1: friend m again, I'm sorry, I springwater, springwater, ain't what

581
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:32,279
Speaker 1: you wanted to come to my house and give me

582
00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:35,400
Speaker 1: a baptism in my front yard. We want to baptize

583
00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:37,239
Speaker 1: you right there in your drive where your friends are

584
00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:40,359
Speaker 1: paid for the services. And my friend, what friend will

585
00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:42,719
Speaker 1: pay for me to get baptized? Man, I've think baptized

586
00:43:42,719 --> 00:43:45,759
Speaker 1: are already well from our understanding, sir that, but then

587
00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:48,640
Speaker 1: that you you had some some bumps and bruises and

588
00:43:48,880 --> 00:43:51,400
Speaker 1: and and they seem to believe that you need to

589
00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:54,279
Speaker 1: be Washington coming again. I mean, that's all good, that's all,

590
00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:56,440
Speaker 1: that's all. It's all good. But I mean things are

591
00:43:56,600 --> 00:43:59,279
Speaker 1: I mean think that bad that it made? Man? I mean,

592
00:43:59,360 --> 00:44:02,360
Speaker 1: I've been baptize, I go to church. You know, me

593
00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:04,200
Speaker 1: and the Lord don't have no problems. I mean, we

594
00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:06,719
Speaker 1: all have setbacks. But for you to pull up with

595
00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:09,279
Speaker 1: your pool in front of my house to say you've

596
00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:11,719
Speaker 1: been a baptize me that that doesn't make any sense

597
00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:14,640
Speaker 1: to me. Doc. I mean, s Sometimes when some people

598
00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:16,680
Speaker 1: are not able to go to the house of the

599
00:44:16,719 --> 00:44:19,799
Speaker 1: Lord and get baptized. You know, we're making a lot

600
00:44:19,880 --> 00:44:23,359
Speaker 1: more convenient for you, but we can actually need no convenience.

601
00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:26,600
Speaker 1: I don't need no convenience. What I need convenience for

602
00:44:27,239 --> 00:44:30,239
Speaker 1: you asking me to come to my house on a

603
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:35,600
Speaker 1: Tuesday to baptize me in my driveway? Does that make

604
00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:37,840
Speaker 1: any sense to you? Brother water? I mean, come on,

605
00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:39,640
Speaker 1: if you really sit back and think about it, does

606
00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:43,640
Speaker 1: that make any sense to you? Further? First of all,

607
00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:47,040
Speaker 1: so that that's brother spring water. But what I'm trying

608
00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:49,719
Speaker 1: to what I'm trying to see the water is holy water,

609
00:44:50,120 --> 00:44:53,160
Speaker 1: spring water. It doesn't make no difference to me. You

610
00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:57,160
Speaker 1: can't come to my neighborhood and baptize me in front

611
00:44:57,200 --> 00:44:59,880
Speaker 1: of my house. Sir? What is all that this is?

612
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:02,359
Speaker 1: This is what your friends are talking about that don't

613
00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:04,560
Speaker 1: give it them what my players are telling you, man

614
00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:07,440
Speaker 1: and anybody which which one of my friends don't recommend

615
00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:11,080
Speaker 1: you to come to my damn out. So I'm and

616
00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:14,279
Speaker 1: I don't let's make that. You don't even make any

617
00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:16,360
Speaker 1: sense to me, you understand, So I'm not I'm not

618
00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:19,960
Speaker 1: at any liberty to tell you who actually importuning the

619
00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:22,440
Speaker 1: Liberty because of my damn house that baptized me. But

620
00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:24,800
Speaker 1: you can't tell me who the hell I'm gonna see you?

621
00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:27,480
Speaker 1: But you're not there? What's man? Come all? You don't

622
00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:29,920
Speaker 1: even call that makes sense for you? Dot come on?

623
00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:32,399
Speaker 1: That doesn't make any no where any world. I'm gonna

624
00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:34,520
Speaker 1: allow you to come and bring your poom in front

625
00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:37,440
Speaker 1: of my house. If baptize me, then I'm asking you

626
00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:39,600
Speaker 1: ask and you you supposed to be a pastor, you

627
00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:41,560
Speaker 1: supposed to be back tied, and I'm asking you, okay,

628
00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:43,880
Speaker 1: what's a friend of mine is sending you to you know,

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Speaker 1: letting you know I need to be done here at

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Speaker 1: Liberty to all I want to know basically you I've

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Speaker 1: already been paid. I'm coming. I don't take it to

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Speaker 1: a chair. I'm baptizing me. I baptime. I'm going to

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Speaker 1: baptize you. I'm Tuesday in your driveway hot tell you

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Speaker 1: as you come to the hot house and front of

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Speaker 1: my driver, you better bring the old obligation you understand.

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Speaker 1: You better bring the dependence the brothers, the sisters and

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Speaker 1: everybody heads as you think how many you got ties of?

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Speaker 1: This is a problem. This is what your friends are

639
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Speaker 1: talking about. This is why you need to be baptized

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Speaker 1: and cleansed again and washed in the blood of the lamp.

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Speaker 1: This is what's wrong. You need to be cleans That's

642
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Speaker 1: what's wrong with you, mister Wilton. What's problems means now,

643
00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:27,399
Speaker 1: what's wrong with you is called in the little my hot.

644
00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:29,279
Speaker 1: They're telling me I need to be back tied in

645
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Speaker 1: front of my house. If I need to be backtip,

646
00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:33,600
Speaker 1: don't get some oni water, I go down to the church.

647
00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:35,759
Speaker 1: I don't need you come in front of my house

648
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Speaker 1: looking old churkers. We are afraid of some white sheeps

649
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Speaker 1: talking about to win back athlete. That from my understands.

650
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Speaker 1: From my understanding. From my understanding, mister Wilson, you missed

651
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Speaker 1: two sound is already this month sund This so lad,

652
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Speaker 1: I can't go anywhere and get the water. I don't

653
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Speaker 1: need you coming head because you're telling how I missed

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Speaker 1: two dam Sundays. I don't miss this funny too, because

655
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Speaker 1: the fun out ain't coming off, sir. All I know

656
00:46:58,719 --> 00:47:01,000
Speaker 1: is I've been paid to do it job. I will

657
00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:03,359
Speaker 1: be there Tuesday morning at seven o'clock and we will

658
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Speaker 1: baptize you before you go to work on two more

659
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Speaker 1: you would I tell you what you curing my seven

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00:47:08,680 --> 00:47:12,479
Speaker 1: o'clock in Lord, I swear on your Lord, I'm gonna

661
00:47:12,520 --> 00:47:15,959
Speaker 1: bust you. You understand me. You would not come house

662
00:47:16,320 --> 00:47:18,040
Speaker 1: telling me you would have backtip. Now. I don't give

663
00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:20,960
Speaker 1: a dam who paid you. You understand I was trying

664
00:47:21,040 --> 00:47:25,160
Speaker 1: your awards matter. Step down from you, your teachers, everybody else.

665
00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:27,960
Speaker 1: We're gonna have wool crot you. That you understand. I'm

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Speaker 1: a man, I'm time. All of this anger and all

667
00:47:31,520 --> 00:47:34,000
Speaker 1: of this, these problems you have within you. We are

668
00:47:34,080 --> 00:47:36,920
Speaker 1: going to burge your body and get it out your system.

669
00:47:37,120 --> 00:47:39,440
Speaker 1: I want your tea. I tell you what I told

670
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Speaker 1: you what Without the swing one brother, rain water, you

671
00:47:44,160 --> 00:47:47,520
Speaker 1: gonna get baptized on Tuesday morning. I'm gonna give a

672
00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:50,879
Speaker 1: dam who pays you, who called you bringing your I'm

673
00:47:50,960 --> 00:47:54,200
Speaker 1: gonna I can it kill you. I'm gonna trying, y'all side.

674
00:47:54,280 --> 00:47:56,000
Speaker 1: I got one more thing I want to say to you.

675
00:47:56,080 --> 00:47:58,880
Speaker 1: When you listening to God that matter, I'm busy. You

676
00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:01,719
Speaker 1: ain't got to say me. I gotta go understand you

677
00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:03,960
Speaker 1: ain't at little man. I want to say to you,

678
00:48:04,160 --> 00:48:07,720
Speaker 1: is you listening to me? What this is? Nephew Timmy

679
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:11,240
Speaker 1: from the Steve Harby Morning Show. You just got pranked

680
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Speaker 1: by your boy Mason. Hello, man, let me check y'all something. Man,

681
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Speaker 1: Let me share you something boy, y'all, y'all was about

682
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Speaker 1: bridle man, I said, head man, I was about to

683
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Speaker 1: ask a fool on y'all because y'all would have showed

684
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Speaker 1: him by crib. You're standing me what time? Y'all ain't

685
00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:38,759
Speaker 1: got just better to do. Didn't sit around here and

686
00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:43,480
Speaker 1: just with people during their day. Man. I ain't never

687
00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:45,680
Speaker 1: thought y'all could give me with this They who the

688
00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:49,760
Speaker 1: hell goes around betide of people? All? That's like middles

689
00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:53,279
Speaker 1: on whill y'all baptized people with a pool on the

690
00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:57,880
Speaker 1: back fifty will I gotta ask you something, What is

691
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Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the lane? Man? You know

692
00:49:01,040 --> 00:49:04,839
Speaker 1: it's the Steve Harvey Morning the Show. See, that's how

693
00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:11,000
Speaker 1: you baptize somebody forgetting going to the church now exactly

694
00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:13,120
Speaker 1: when they don't make it to the church. You know,

695
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Speaker 1: we bring the baptismal to you right out. Actually a

696
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Speaker 1: good idea, man, Yeah, we'll baptize you go to work

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Speaker 1: in the morning, yeah, and get your get your save on.

698
00:49:26,360 --> 00:49:28,320
Speaker 1: We get to save on right there, We cleanse you

699
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Speaker 1: right there. We won't you do it? He will and will,

700
00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:40,640
Speaker 1: he won't. Thank you, nep you Coming up next. Strawberry Letter.

701
00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:44,640
Speaker 1: My man says, I went from whop to hop. We'll

702
00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:48,160
Speaker 1: get into it right after this. You're listening to Steve

703
00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:53,680
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Time now for today's Strawberry Letter, and listen.

704
00:49:53,760 --> 00:50:01,120
Speaker 1: If you need advice on sex, on dating, on parenting, relationships, whatever,

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Speaker 1: write us okay and more. Submit your strawberry letter to

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey FM and click submit Strawberry Letter. We'll try

707
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Speaker 1: to help you if we can. We can't help everybody.

708
00:50:13,160 --> 00:50:16,920
Speaker 1: If we can, we'll try, and we could be reading

709
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Speaker 1: your life like we're gonna read this one right here,

710
00:50:22,400 --> 00:50:25,239
Speaker 1: right now. Buggle up, hold on tight. We got it

711
00:50:25,320 --> 00:50:28,320
Speaker 1: for you here. It is to scroll every letter subject.

712
00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:33,680
Speaker 1: My man says, I went from whop to hop. All right,

713
00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:37,080
Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm a thirty year old mother with

714
00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:40,160
Speaker 1: three children. My children's father and I have been together

715
00:50:40,320 --> 00:50:42,680
Speaker 1: over ten years. So let me say this before you

716
00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:46,520
Speaker 1: bash me. He has asked me to marry him several times,

717
00:50:46,560 --> 00:50:49,200
Speaker 1: and I respectfully declined because we need to go to

718
00:50:49,360 --> 00:50:53,080
Speaker 1: therapy before we get married. Here's why my confidence is

719
00:50:53,080 --> 00:50:55,839
Speaker 1: at an all time low because my children's father has

720
00:50:55,960 --> 00:51:00,319
Speaker 1: cheated many times. Whenever I confront him, his exact words are,

721
00:51:00,680 --> 00:51:03,799
Speaker 1: your sex is very boring and you complain too much.

722
00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:07,319
Speaker 1: When the new Mega Stallion and Cardi B song came out,

723
00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:10,520
Speaker 1: he even joked that I've gone from walk to hop,

724
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:17,480
Speaker 1: meaning I have horrible ap My response was, well, I

725
00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:20,760
Speaker 1: was what you said in the letter was horrible ass

726
00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:25,879
Speaker 1: You didn't want to say as you got to read

727
00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:27,480
Speaker 1: the letter like we wrote the letter out of me.

728
00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:36,200
Speaker 1: You didn't write. You didn't write the letter ike anyways,

729
00:51:36,440 --> 00:51:39,719
Speaker 1: all right, you guys got the message. My response was, well,

730
00:51:39,719 --> 00:51:41,839
Speaker 1: I wouldn't complain as much and would do a better

731
00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:43,879
Speaker 1: job in the bedroom if you were half the man

732
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:46,840
Speaker 1: you used to be. I'm often tired from work and

733
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:49,400
Speaker 1: running around with three children, so he blames me for

734
00:51:49,560 --> 00:51:54,200
Speaker 1: our lackluster sex life and not u ever being in

735
00:51:54,280 --> 00:51:57,080
Speaker 1: the mood. I've obliged him many nights and would just

736
00:51:57,200 --> 00:51:59,719
Speaker 1: lie there trying not to fall asleep until the sex

737
00:51:59,840 --> 00:52:03,240
Speaker 1: was over. But now years later and after all the cheating,

738
00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:06,160
Speaker 1: it has affected my ability to perform in the bedroom.

739
00:52:06,520 --> 00:52:09,000
Speaker 1: I've heard it's a mental thing. But I'm not sure

740
00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:12,040
Speaker 1: why I can't get excited or in the mood. I

741
00:52:12,160 --> 00:52:14,239
Speaker 1: know that if I can't please him, he's going to

742
00:52:14,320 --> 00:52:17,239
Speaker 1: get it somewhere else. Just recently, we got into a

743
00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:19,960
Speaker 1: big argument and he yelled out that I have some

744
00:52:20,239 --> 00:52:25,800
Speaker 1: whack a kitty. He apologized a few minutes later, But

745
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:29,280
Speaker 1: this is affecting my confidence. He refuses to go to therapy,

746
00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:34,320
Speaker 1: So should I take my three children and leave him? Okay, listen,

747
00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:37,200
Speaker 1: you don't need therapy. You've mentioned therapy a few times

748
00:52:37,239 --> 00:52:39,800
Speaker 1: in this letter. You need a new man, that's what

749
00:52:39,960 --> 00:52:43,040
Speaker 1: you need. He's not deserving of you. I mean, what

750
00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:46,520
Speaker 1: does he do besides put you down and cheat? Ten

751
00:52:46,680 --> 00:52:50,040
Speaker 1: years of this, ten years of this you've been going through.

752
00:52:50,080 --> 00:52:54,839
Speaker 1: It has to be enough, that you know, just say enough.

753
00:52:55,080 --> 00:52:57,680
Speaker 1: This has to be enough for even the strongest and

754
00:52:57,880 --> 00:53:00,440
Speaker 1: the most confident woman wouldn't be able to deal with

755
00:53:00,560 --> 00:53:02,719
Speaker 1: this all the time. And here you are doing what

756
00:53:02,840 --> 00:53:07,120
Speaker 1: so many women do, blaming yourself. I mean, I just say,

757
00:53:07,239 --> 00:53:10,080
Speaker 1: life happens. Three kids in a full time job that's

758
00:53:10,160 --> 00:53:13,400
Speaker 1: not easy for anyone, and then he expects you to

759
00:53:13,520 --> 00:53:15,920
Speaker 1: perform and all of this and blah, blah blah. When

760
00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:18,960
Speaker 1: your man is not right, sex is the last thing

761
00:53:19,120 --> 00:53:21,000
Speaker 1: on your mind. Let me tell you that the only

762
00:53:21,160 --> 00:53:24,160
Speaker 1: thing that you're to blame for in this is staying

763
00:53:24,239 --> 00:53:26,680
Speaker 1: with him, in my opinion, for ten years, and for

764
00:53:26,840 --> 00:53:30,960
Speaker 1: taking him back repeatedly when he cheats on you. So

765
00:53:31,680 --> 00:53:34,040
Speaker 1: you don't give him an incentive to stop cheating or

766
00:53:34,080 --> 00:53:37,080
Speaker 1: anything like that. So I say to you, first things first,

767
00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:40,080
Speaker 1: don't worry about from whop to hop and all of

768
00:53:40,160 --> 00:53:43,719
Speaker 1: that right now, forget all that you can get that back.

769
00:53:43,880 --> 00:53:47,239
Speaker 1: He doesn't appreciate it or deserve it anyway. It's just

770
00:53:47,400 --> 00:53:49,520
Speaker 1: time to get back to yourself. I think you should

771
00:53:49,600 --> 00:53:52,680
Speaker 1: do you boo right now. Start building up, Start restoring

772
00:53:52,719 --> 00:53:55,680
Speaker 1: what you have allowed him to tear down in all

773
00:53:55,719 --> 00:53:59,600
Speaker 1: these years. Fall in love with yourself again. Start putting

774
00:53:59,640 --> 00:54:03,640
Speaker 1: yourself first. Okay, yourself first, and watch him take notice.

775
00:54:03,960 --> 00:54:06,880
Speaker 1: If not, don't be afraid to get the kids and

776
00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:11,800
Speaker 1: move on or put his trifling behind out. Steve, you

777
00:54:11,880 --> 00:54:15,640
Speaker 1: know surely I agree with every single thing you've said.

778
00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:20,919
Speaker 1: Great advice to this woman. Of course, my angle, it's

779
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:23,960
Speaker 1: gonna be a little bit different. See, I know how

780
00:54:24,040 --> 00:54:28,040
Speaker 1: men operate, and what he's doing is the atypical thing

781
00:54:28,480 --> 00:54:31,279
Speaker 1: when a man get busted or something. Here comes the

782
00:54:31,400 --> 00:54:37,120
Speaker 1: reverse psychology. Yeah, here comes the why I did it?

783
00:54:38,040 --> 00:54:41,120
Speaker 1: You know now? Its thirty year old mother three been

784
00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:45,080
Speaker 1: together ten years. He's asking a marry but she's declined,

785
00:54:45,160 --> 00:54:47,279
Speaker 1: respectfully because she feels like they need to go to

786
00:54:47,400 --> 00:54:51,799
Speaker 1: counseling before they get married, because my confidence is at

787
00:54:51,880 --> 00:54:55,960
Speaker 1: all time low because he's cheated on her many times.

788
00:54:56,719 --> 00:55:00,839
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, cheated on you many times? Why are

789
00:55:00,840 --> 00:55:05,439
Speaker 1: you still in the relationship? The marriage part, this ain't

790
00:55:05,480 --> 00:55:09,040
Speaker 1: even a discussion. If a man ain't gonna act right

791
00:55:09,120 --> 00:55:13,799
Speaker 1: before you get married, what makes you think? What thing

792
00:55:14,040 --> 00:55:18,160
Speaker 1: happens that makes you think that he gonna change after

793
00:55:18,280 --> 00:55:21,040
Speaker 1: you getting married? Remember, like I said on this show

794
00:55:21,200 --> 00:55:25,160
Speaker 1: several times, a minister told me one time, when a

795
00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:28,960
Speaker 1: man gets married, the only thing that changes the day

796
00:55:29,040 --> 00:55:31,879
Speaker 1: after the wedding is the appearance of his left hand

797
00:55:32,080 --> 00:55:36,920
Speaker 1: third finger. That's if he is what he was before

798
00:55:37,040 --> 00:55:41,880
Speaker 1: you got married. Marriage doesn't change anything. Now, if a

799
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:45,319
Speaker 1: person or you either practice being married or you don't.

800
00:55:45,640 --> 00:55:47,680
Speaker 1: You either getting ready used to cut and cut your

801
00:55:47,719 --> 00:55:50,200
Speaker 1: little strings out there or you a little wild old sewan.

802
00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:52,319
Speaker 1: Get that out the way for you get married. That's

803
00:55:52,360 --> 00:55:55,520
Speaker 1: how you get married. You can't be cheating on this

804
00:55:55,680 --> 00:55:59,640
Speaker 1: woman repeatedly, steady asking her to marry you. Marry you

805
00:55:59,800 --> 00:56:03,960
Speaker 1: for what? Man, are you kidding me? And then every

806
00:56:04,040 --> 00:56:07,560
Speaker 1: time you bust him, his exact words are, your sex

807
00:56:07,760 --> 00:56:11,360
Speaker 1: is very boring and you complain too much. Wait a minute,

808
00:56:11,800 --> 00:56:15,560
Speaker 1: that's not why you're cheating on me. You're cheating on

809
00:56:15,680 --> 00:56:18,799
Speaker 1: me because your ass is a low life. That's why

810
00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:22,279
Speaker 1: you doing it. Man. Now, when we come back, I

811
00:56:22,480 --> 00:56:25,560
Speaker 1: have my weight that you should handle this. All right.

812
00:56:25,640 --> 00:56:30,920
Speaker 1: Coming up, we'll have Parson you staying okay, oh okay.

813
00:56:31,360 --> 00:56:35,120
Speaker 1: At twenty three after the hour, subject of my Strawberry

814
00:56:35,200 --> 00:56:38,359
Speaker 1: letter for today is my man says I went from

815
00:56:38,480 --> 00:56:42,160
Speaker 1: wap to hop. We'll get back into it right after this.

816
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:47,560
Speaker 1: You're listening show, all right, Steve, come on, let's recap

817
00:56:47,640 --> 00:56:51,080
Speaker 1: today's Strawberry letter. Subject my man says, I went from

818
00:56:51,160 --> 00:56:55,520
Speaker 1: wap to hop. This letter right here kind of hurts.

819
00:56:55,560 --> 00:56:58,320
Speaker 1: So Shirley gave this woman some spot on advice that

820
00:56:58,440 --> 00:57:01,479
Speaker 1: I agree with. Thousand per said thirty year old woman,

821
00:57:01,560 --> 00:57:04,520
Speaker 1: three children have been together with her man ten years,

822
00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:08,240
Speaker 1: and she's asked he's asked her to marry him several times,

823
00:57:08,560 --> 00:57:12,360
Speaker 1: but she's respectfully declined. Why you did it respectfully? I

824
00:57:12,480 --> 00:57:14,440
Speaker 1: don't know because I found out he wasn't treating you

825
00:57:14,520 --> 00:57:17,840
Speaker 1: with no respect at all. But you respectfully decline because

826
00:57:17,880 --> 00:57:19,760
Speaker 1: you say you need to go to therapy before you

827
00:57:19,880 --> 00:57:23,200
Speaker 1: getting married, because your confidence as an all time low,

828
00:57:23,640 --> 00:57:28,040
Speaker 1: because he has cheated on you many times. Now here's

829
00:57:28,080 --> 00:57:32,160
Speaker 1: the thing. When you confront him, his exact words are,

830
00:57:32,720 --> 00:57:37,480
Speaker 1: your sex is very boring and you complain too much.

831
00:57:38,840 --> 00:57:44,000
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, that's why he's cheated on you many times.

832
00:57:45,480 --> 00:57:49,680
Speaker 1: But he stayed with you for ten years, made three kids,

833
00:57:50,720 --> 00:57:53,600
Speaker 1: and he's telling you that your sex is very boring.

834
00:57:53,800 --> 00:57:57,400
Speaker 1: He showed keep coming over there a lot for this

835
00:57:57,600 --> 00:58:03,080
Speaker 1: boring sex, three kids. It's now. When the new Mad

836
00:58:03,240 --> 00:58:06,240
Speaker 1: Stallion and Cardi B song came out, he joked that

837
00:58:06,360 --> 00:58:13,120
Speaker 1: I've gone from whop to a hop hap and in

838
00:58:13,240 --> 00:58:16,280
Speaker 1: the words of his letter meaning I have a horrible lass.

839
00:58:16,440 --> 00:58:24,640
Speaker 1: P okay, not dog. Really, this is mental abuse. I

840
00:58:24,840 --> 00:58:29,520
Speaker 1: understand the woman's confidence being shattered. I understand that, but dog,

841
00:58:29,760 --> 00:58:33,000
Speaker 1: So you're gonna use reverse psychology. So you're telling this

842
00:58:33,120 --> 00:58:35,560
Speaker 1: woman the reason you cheat because she got bad sex.

843
00:58:35,960 --> 00:58:39,120
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, and then lady, Now, now you got close. Lady,

844
00:58:39,240 --> 00:58:41,480
Speaker 1: here's why I started to have hope for you. My

845
00:58:41,680 --> 00:58:45,760
Speaker 1: response was, well, I wouldn't complain as much and would

846
00:58:45,800 --> 00:58:48,520
Speaker 1: do a better job in the bedroom if you were

847
00:58:48,680 --> 00:58:52,280
Speaker 1: half the man you used to be. Na, that's why

848
00:58:52,320 --> 00:58:54,800
Speaker 1: I want to get that in this latter See. Oh,

849
00:58:54,960 --> 00:58:58,480
Speaker 1: you stinging me talking about it. I got a horrible P.

850
00:58:59,320 --> 00:59:03,240
Speaker 1: Let's talk about choke pe. See right now, See, if

851
00:59:03,240 --> 00:59:05,760
Speaker 1: you're gonna talk about my pe, then we need to

852
00:59:05,840 --> 00:59:10,080
Speaker 1: talk about choke pe. See. I might have a hop

853
00:59:10,280 --> 00:59:13,360
Speaker 1: or horrible ass P. But but you got something wrong

854
00:59:13,440 --> 00:59:16,000
Speaker 1: with you too, because you just saying he has to

855
00:59:16,120 --> 00:59:19,240
Speaker 1: man he used to be. That's a lot smaller. You're

856
00:59:19,280 --> 00:59:22,960
Speaker 1: scaring me. Stick. So now you gotta lap. See you

857
00:59:23,080 --> 00:59:25,520
Speaker 1: gotta hap. You got a horrible ass P, and he

858
00:59:25,680 --> 00:59:28,160
Speaker 1: gotta lap. He got a little last pe. See what

859
00:59:28,320 --> 00:59:30,640
Speaker 1: I mean? Then what we got to do? We were

860
00:59:30,720 --> 00:59:35,840
Speaker 1: we're doing initials. Now, Oh I gotta have you gotta lap,

861
00:59:36,120 --> 00:59:39,480
Speaker 1: you gotta no, we're here talking about each other. Pe.

862
00:59:39,920 --> 00:59:44,360
Speaker 1: Let's spread the pee round, make my funk the pe funk.

863
00:59:44,720 --> 00:59:47,840
Speaker 1: I want to get funked up. I want the bomb,

864
00:59:48,240 --> 00:59:51,920
Speaker 1: I want the pe funk. I want my funk funked up.

865
00:59:52,440 --> 00:59:55,360
Speaker 1: Make my funk the p funk. I want you to

866
00:59:55,480 --> 00:59:57,760
Speaker 1: get funked up. That's what you want to play the

867
00:59:57,880 --> 01:00:00,840
Speaker 1: next time, y'all, head to the bathroom, head to the bedroom.

868
01:00:01,120 --> 01:00:03,880
Speaker 1: I want something to happen to me. But you ain't

869
01:00:04,120 --> 01:00:09,320
Speaker 1: half the man you used to be, cause you the shrunk. Oh,

870
01:00:09,880 --> 01:00:12,560
Speaker 1: your fat ass stomach is leaning over your belt. I

871
01:00:12,720 --> 01:00:15,560
Speaker 1: can't find it. You can't find it now you're over

872
01:00:15,640 --> 01:00:20,080
Speaker 1: here talking about mind horrible. It's cause you little. Now

873
01:00:20,360 --> 01:00:23,560
Speaker 1: we're doing all. You can go or you can go lp.

874
01:00:24,240 --> 01:00:27,960
Speaker 1: You got a livesy old poker. See your poker is lousy.

875
01:00:28,280 --> 01:00:32,080
Speaker 1: All you can be a lap You gotta you gotta

876
01:00:32,200 --> 01:00:34,959
Speaker 1: limp ass poker. See you can use We can dose

877
01:00:35,040 --> 01:00:40,680
Speaker 1: initials all day. See one thing about it, ladies. You

878
01:00:40,960 --> 01:00:44,840
Speaker 1: can bruise your man's ego, or were in the ego

879
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:50,600
Speaker 1: bruising business. Yeah, you ain't as exciting in the bedroom

880
01:00:50,680 --> 01:00:55,640
Speaker 1: no more, sister, because he don't excite you. No. Yeah,

881
01:00:55,760 --> 01:00:59,400
Speaker 1: you don't need it. You need Yeah, you need to

882
01:00:59,440 --> 01:01:01,120
Speaker 1: give it to a like he giving it to you.

883
01:01:02,160 --> 01:01:05,080
Speaker 1: It ain't what it was because you ain't what you was.

884
01:01:08,040 --> 01:01:10,400
Speaker 1: You don't know what color shoes you got on? What

885
01:01:10,520 --> 01:01:13,160
Speaker 1: color yo shoes? You look straight down? What color your shoes?

886
01:01:14,200 --> 01:01:16,400
Speaker 1: You don't even know. I went through that when I

887
01:01:16,480 --> 01:01:19,440
Speaker 1: was pregnant. See you don't know that. See. But men,

888
01:01:19,800 --> 01:01:21,480
Speaker 1: see it's okay for a woman to do that when

889
01:01:21,520 --> 01:01:24,240
Speaker 1: she's pregnant. Y'all have a baby in there. But some

890
01:01:24,400 --> 01:01:26,160
Speaker 1: of us can't look down because we ain't even got

891
01:01:26,240 --> 01:01:28,440
Speaker 1: no baby. We just look like we're in our second

892
01:01:28,480 --> 01:01:32,560
Speaker 1: tribal mess. See, you got to bring this up to him.

893
01:01:33,120 --> 01:01:35,160
Speaker 1: You ain't got to be the only one take a shot.

894
01:01:35,480 --> 01:01:39,240
Speaker 1: And now, years later, after all the cheating, it's affected

895
01:01:39,280 --> 01:01:42,200
Speaker 1: your ability to perform in the bedroom. I've heard it's

896
01:01:42,200 --> 01:01:44,959
Speaker 1: a mental thing, but I'm not sure why I can't

897
01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:47,080
Speaker 1: get excited or in the mood. Well, let me help you.

898
01:01:47,240 --> 01:01:50,200
Speaker 1: You can't get excited because he ain't exciting you. He

899
01:01:50,280 --> 01:01:53,520
Speaker 1: ain't doing nothing. And when he gets there, you're about

900
01:01:53,520 --> 01:01:58,720
Speaker 1: to fall asleep. Now or these his kids, yeah, the

901
01:01:58,720 --> 01:02:00,760
Speaker 1: ain't his kids. Then it must have been good at

902
01:02:00,880 --> 01:02:03,880
Speaker 1: some point, That's what I said. That's what I said.

903
01:02:04,480 --> 01:02:08,200
Speaker 1: You know, and they all live kids because he because

904
01:02:08,240 --> 01:02:13,560
Speaker 1: he looked and he made little kids. All his kids

905
01:02:13,680 --> 01:02:17,000
Speaker 1: real little under side down there at the school. That's

906
01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:21,800
Speaker 1: why I ain't none on them playing basketball, none of this. See,

907
01:02:21,920 --> 01:02:24,480
Speaker 1: y'all gonna understand his ass. Now, y'all got the big

908
01:02:24,560 --> 01:02:26,840
Speaker 1: ass argument. Recently he yelled out that he got some

909
01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:30,680
Speaker 1: whack ass kitty. Then he gonna apologize a few minutes later.

910
01:02:31,800 --> 01:02:37,479
Speaker 1: Well you well, well you got a whack ass Well

911
01:02:37,800 --> 01:02:41,200
Speaker 1: we can't cook. No, I just said it. Well, yours

912
01:02:41,360 --> 01:02:43,919
Speaker 1: is whacked too, So we just in here, just both

913
01:02:43,960 --> 01:02:48,000
Speaker 1: serving up just bad sex. Now where you're going, You

914
01:02:48,120 --> 01:02:50,720
Speaker 1: gotta keep cheating because every time you cheat with somebody,

915
01:02:50,760 --> 01:02:52,200
Speaker 1: they don't want it no more. So you gotta go

916
01:02:52,280 --> 01:02:55,000
Speaker 1: get somebody else to cheat with. Everybody to found out

917
01:02:55,040 --> 01:02:59,920
Speaker 1: what I know today Strawberry Letter and Steve Harvey feminine

918
01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:03,640
Speaker 1: intagramming Facebook. Check out the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand too.

919
01:03:04,240 --> 01:03:10,600
Speaker 1: You're listening, all right, Steve, introduce your friend. It's time,

920
01:03:11,520 --> 01:03:16,040
Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen. Uh I just you know he's here.

921
01:03:16,520 --> 01:03:20,400
Speaker 1: No very rare I say that, but he's here. J

922
01:03:20,480 --> 01:03:24,640
Speaker 1: Anthony Brown, I'm here. I'm here, and I'm overwhelmed and

923
01:03:24,800 --> 01:03:27,760
Speaker 1: I'm fed up. Somebody given another word for climp? Is

924
01:03:27,760 --> 01:03:33,080
Speaker 1: that a word it's just too much for me. Yeah,

925
01:03:33,320 --> 01:03:36,720
Speaker 1: you ain't got no schooling for all that for clamp. Okay,

926
01:03:36,840 --> 01:03:39,640
Speaker 1: this shows you how serious my problem is. And the

927
01:03:39,800 --> 01:03:44,160
Speaker 1: problem is it's too much damn TV. I can't keep

928
01:03:44,320 --> 01:03:48,400
Speaker 1: up with all the damn shows. I don't have all

929
01:03:48,520 --> 01:03:52,000
Speaker 1: the cables. When I want to see something, I got

930
01:03:52,080 --> 01:03:55,480
Speaker 1: to buy something else. I thought I could see it,

931
01:03:55,920 --> 01:03:57,880
Speaker 1: But in order to see it, I got to buy

932
01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:02,240
Speaker 1: something I thought already bought. Again. If there's something I've

933
01:04:02,280 --> 01:04:05,480
Speaker 1: seen before and I want to see that, why I

934
01:04:05,600 --> 01:04:08,040
Speaker 1: gotta pay for it again. I saw it one time

935
01:04:08,280 --> 01:04:12,040
Speaker 1: for free. Now it costs me two damned dollars to

936
01:04:12,240 --> 01:04:15,360
Speaker 1: see that again. I've seen that, Yeah, I have that.

937
01:04:15,520 --> 01:04:19,000
Speaker 1: I've seen I've seen it. Okay, and not only that,

938
01:04:19,320 --> 01:04:24,000
Speaker 1: forget that. There's another problem. I'm recording way too much.

939
01:04:24,920 --> 01:04:29,480
Speaker 1: I'm DVR and I'm paying some stuff to watch later.

940
01:04:30,360 --> 01:04:34,520
Speaker 1: I'm overwhelmed. It's just too much. I have a recorder.

941
01:04:34,680 --> 01:04:37,560
Speaker 1: They have a brand new recorder on the market and

942
01:04:37,680 --> 01:04:42,040
Speaker 1: I'm not making it up. It records a thousand hours

943
01:04:42,240 --> 01:04:46,920
Speaker 1: of TV. Yeah, I'm full. I'm a full of shows

944
01:04:47,680 --> 01:04:50,760
Speaker 1: that I'm gonna have to hire somebody to come in

945
01:04:51,280 --> 01:04:54,160
Speaker 1: and watch some of the stuff so I don't get

946
01:04:54,280 --> 01:05:00,040
Speaker 1: caught up because I'm as day are watching things that

947
01:05:00,200 --> 01:05:03,120
Speaker 1: I They're watching stuff that I didn't even know it all,

948
01:05:03,280 --> 01:05:07,200
Speaker 1: and I don't. I didn't know wh Where is that?

949
01:05:07,600 --> 01:05:10,440
Speaker 1: Where is the one night in Miami? I'm in la.

950
01:05:13,600 --> 01:05:21,240
Speaker 1: I don't know what he me. I'm recording. I'm pushing record, record, record,

951
01:05:21,880 --> 01:05:25,920
Speaker 1: and it is constantly blanking. Uh. So that anybody out

952
01:05:25,960 --> 01:05:29,720
Speaker 1: there looking for a job that will watch TV for Jay,

953
01:05:30,080 --> 01:05:34,360
Speaker 1: that's gonna be your titling to watch shows for me,

954
01:05:34,800 --> 01:05:38,440
Speaker 1: because I'm just I'm tired. I'm tired, and I can't

955
01:05:38,560 --> 01:05:41,840
Speaker 1: watch nothing that ain't that has episodes. I can't do

956
01:05:41,960 --> 01:05:46,160
Speaker 1: it no more. I can't do episode of stuff. All right, Jake,

957
01:05:46,320 --> 01:05:50,960
Speaker 1: thank you? All right? Aun least you're giving back. Un

958
01:05:51,040 --> 01:06:00,280
Speaker 1: least you're giving back. You know you're listening morning show.

959
01:06:02,440 --> 01:06:05,080
Speaker 1: All right, guys, it's time for comedy roulette. Jay you

960
01:06:05,120 --> 01:06:07,640
Speaker 1: were here, please quickly set it up for us. It's

961
01:06:07,840 --> 01:06:10,880
Speaker 1: very simple. You take some subjects, put them on the wheel,

962
01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:14,800
Speaker 1: spun the wheel around where the wheels stop. Stop. After

963
01:06:14,840 --> 01:06:18,320
Speaker 1: it spuns around where it stop, we'll do the damn

964
01:06:18,400 --> 01:06:21,040
Speaker 1: thing because we just that good. Put them up. Spun

965
01:06:21,160 --> 01:06:26,680
Speaker 1: it all right? All right, ready for today's categories. Yeah yeah,

966
01:06:26,800 --> 01:06:31,160
Speaker 1: we're ready. All right. Here we go on number one,

967
01:06:32,040 --> 01:06:36,000
Speaker 1: Crazy stuff you might yell out during sex? Number two.

968
01:06:38,960 --> 01:06:42,640
Speaker 1: Remember we're on the air live, guys. Remember that you

969
01:06:42,680 --> 01:06:46,160
Speaker 1: want what were you allowed on that? What things you

970
01:06:46,280 --> 01:06:51,880
Speaker 1: say to bad cooks? Number three things you say? Remember? Yeah?

971
01:06:54,280 --> 01:06:57,120
Speaker 1: Number three things you say to old people to keep

972
01:06:57,280 --> 01:07:01,040
Speaker 1: from cursing them out? Oh my god? Oh wow, okay,

973
01:07:01,160 --> 01:07:04,360
Speaker 1: you got it three three, three times. Let's go. Let's

974
01:07:04,360 --> 01:07:19,440
Speaker 1: spin it. But my biggest fear crazy things you might

975
01:07:19,560 --> 01:07:22,200
Speaker 1: yell out during sex. Here we go. Here we go,

976
01:07:22,920 --> 01:07:25,400
Speaker 1: coming to that crazy thing you might yell out doing sex.

977
01:07:25,520 --> 01:07:28,160
Speaker 1: Gonna stop, please stop. I gotta give me some ice

978
01:07:28,240 --> 01:07:30,440
Speaker 1: water and come back. Go ahead on that, I go ahead,

979
01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:37,360
Speaker 1: crazy crazy thing we are doing sex? Oh my god,

980
01:07:37,720 --> 01:07:44,520
Speaker 1: I can't feel my eyes. Well look who's here? Look

981
01:07:44,520 --> 01:07:50,680
Speaker 1: who just showed up? Work yell that out, junior. Crazy

982
01:07:50,760 --> 01:07:52,960
Speaker 1: things you yell out doing sex? Girl? You know what

983
01:07:53,200 --> 01:07:55,360
Speaker 1: I'm I'm girl. I'm gonna miss run and buy you

984
01:07:55,520 --> 01:08:00,440
Speaker 1: some money. I ain't. This is too good, right you girl,

985
01:08:00,480 --> 01:08:06,080
Speaker 1: I'm a buy you some money. Ain't. Come on, Steve,

986
01:08:07,280 --> 01:08:11,800
Speaker 1: Crazy stuff is crazy stuff you might yell out drink sex,

987
01:08:12,520 --> 01:08:19,599
Speaker 1: bite me on my front end. We're playing comedy Roulette.

988
01:08:19,680 --> 01:08:22,240
Speaker 1: The subject crazy stuff you might yell out drink sex?

989
01:08:22,360 --> 01:08:27,000
Speaker 1: Come on, Jay, crazy thing you might girl? That part

990
01:08:27,120 --> 01:08:37,320
Speaker 1: is numb. Okay, it's numb. That's crazy. Crazy things you

991
01:08:37,439 --> 01:08:43,040
Speaker 1: might yell out say, I'm gonna vote for you. What

992
01:08:43,680 --> 01:08:50,559
Speaker 1: is like playing the things you might yell out doing sex? Oh?

993
01:08:52,280 --> 01:09:03,000
Speaker 1: Oh oh, what is your name? What is your name?

994
01:09:03,160 --> 01:09:08,439
Speaker 1: I forgot what? Tell me again? What is your name? Crazy?

995
01:09:14,320 --> 01:09:17,560
Speaker 1: Crazy stuff you might yell out during sex? Steve, I

996
01:09:17,720 --> 01:09:26,719
Speaker 1: want Corona. It's crazy that it's crazy, all right? Coming

997
01:09:27,280 --> 01:09:31,600
Speaker 1: crazy things you might yell out doing. Say what are

998
01:09:31,600 --> 01:09:37,559
Speaker 1: you planning to put that? We not over here? Ain't

999
01:09:42,439 --> 01:09:47,000
Speaker 1: crazy things you yell out to six? Oh my god,

1000
01:09:48,040 --> 01:09:55,880
Speaker 1: I'm about to go to jail. What crazy thing? Crazy

1001
01:09:55,960 --> 01:10:00,519
Speaker 1: things you let you yell out in the middle of sex. Uh, listen,

1002
01:10:00,640 --> 01:10:02,960
Speaker 1: I'm almost at the finished land. You need to herry

1003
01:10:03,000 --> 01:10:04,680
Speaker 1: up if you're trying to beat me there, I'm just

1004
01:10:04,760 --> 01:10:10,080
Speaker 1: telling I'm almost I've been telling you. It's my mom

1005
01:10:10,160 --> 01:10:15,000
Speaker 1: almost all right. It's comedy roulette. Crazy things you might

1006
01:10:15,120 --> 01:10:18,960
Speaker 1: get out doing sexty. Just close it out. Yes, take

1007
01:10:19,000 --> 01:10:37,320
Speaker 1: it out. Take it out, Betty. Black lives matter, all right.

1008
01:10:37,920 --> 01:10:40,200
Speaker 1: On that note, we'll have more of the Steve Harvey

1009
01:10:40,280 --> 01:10:43,120
Speaker 1: Morning Show coming up in twenty minutes right after this.

1010
01:10:44,120 --> 01:10:49,639
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. A thirty

1011
01:10:49,720 --> 01:10:53,120
Speaker 1: four year old businessman from Fort Myers, Florida, was arrested

1012
01:10:53,320 --> 01:10:57,200
Speaker 1: on his wedding night, On his wedding night now, for

1013
01:10:57,400 --> 01:11:01,719
Speaker 1: soliciting a prostitute. He and his wife honeymooned in Tampa, Florida,

1014
01:11:02,120 --> 01:11:06,160
Speaker 1: and just six hours, six hours after his wedding, while

1015
01:11:06,240 --> 01:11:09,400
Speaker 1: his wife was asleep, he looked online for sex and

1016
01:11:09,520 --> 01:11:12,599
Speaker 1: he arranged to meet a prostitute at a Tampa hotel.

1017
01:11:14,120 --> 01:11:16,559
Speaker 1: When he got to the hotel, he was arrested by

1018
01:11:16,600 --> 01:11:20,280
Speaker 1: an undercover detective who would post as a prostitute online.

1019
01:11:20,720 --> 01:11:23,960
Speaker 1: The groom, Yes, the groom was one of one hundred

1020
01:11:24,000 --> 01:11:26,920
Speaker 1: and seventy six men arrested that night in the sting.

1021
01:11:27,600 --> 01:11:30,040
Speaker 1: Is that crazy? He spent his wedding night in jail

1022
01:11:30,960 --> 01:11:33,519
Speaker 1: because he tried to, because he was happening on a

1023
01:11:33,600 --> 01:11:37,320
Speaker 1: lot of wedding nights. The woman be so tired and

1024
01:11:37,520 --> 01:11:41,880
Speaker 1: exhausted from the events. Yeah, and the planning and it

1025
01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:44,240
Speaker 1: don't be the night that everybody think it's gonna be.

1026
01:11:44,360 --> 01:11:46,479
Speaker 1: And so he got up and went on down there

1027
01:11:46,520 --> 01:11:49,080
Speaker 1: and tried to get himself tightened up. And then that

1028
01:11:49,240 --> 01:11:52,920
Speaker 1: when he got caught, what he tried to say was

1029
01:11:53,040 --> 01:11:54,920
Speaker 1: he was a part of the sting and went down

1030
01:11:54,960 --> 01:12:00,519
Speaker 1: there to show him how how people do you know?

1031
01:12:00,600 --> 01:12:02,720
Speaker 1: I'm just down here trying to show him. Look y'all

1032
01:12:02,960 --> 01:12:04,600
Speaker 1: to start looking out for this stuff, because this is

1033
01:12:04,640 --> 01:12:07,439
Speaker 1: how easy it can happen. I am. Are you trying

1034
01:12:07,439 --> 01:12:09,760
Speaker 1: to head cut me? Take your hands off for me?

1035
01:12:10,479 --> 01:12:13,880
Speaker 1: I was just down he knew who this was, just

1036
01:12:14,080 --> 01:12:17,240
Speaker 1: trying to help y'all. But do you think he's still

1037
01:12:17,320 --> 01:12:22,920
Speaker 1: married Steve? He's in trouble because he can't get out

1038
01:12:22,960 --> 01:12:26,160
Speaker 1: of this one. Now, we'll have more of the Steve

1039
01:12:26,200 --> 01:12:28,479
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show coming up in thirty three minutes after

1040
01:12:28,520 --> 01:12:30,720
Speaker 1: we'll play a round. Would you rather right after this

1041
01:12:31,439 --> 01:12:36,120
Speaker 1: you're listening to show? All right, guys, it is time

1042
01:12:36,160 --> 01:12:39,160
Speaker 1: to play around of would you rather here we go?

1043
01:12:39,880 --> 01:12:43,920
Speaker 1: Would you rather get away with any lie you tell?

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Speaker 1: Any lie you tell you can get away with it?

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Speaker 1: Or would you rather Hey, my whole life goal right there? Baby,

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Speaker 1: I don't I want are this is for you, junior?

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01:13:01,080 --> 01:13:05,439
Speaker 1: Or would you rather detect any lie you here that?

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01:13:05,520 --> 01:13:07,240
Speaker 1: Would you rather be able to get away with one

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Speaker 1: or be able to tell as we need them? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: All day? But don't you care someone's lying to you?

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Speaker 1: Though I can't, I would lie back, damn. Just two

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Speaker 1: liars talking. That's a good conversation to what el ball day?

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01:13:31,360 --> 01:13:33,400
Speaker 1: We should lie to each other on a coon do

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Speaker 1: just the whole damn thing. I just want to be

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Speaker 1: all mine, be believable. Yeah, my whole goal in life anyway,

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Speaker 1: land Lord, thank you Jesus. I say this and she

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Speaker 1: fln't believe it. Yes, ray to lighting you too. I

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Speaker 1: don't give a damn. I've been lied to you before.

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01:13:51,520 --> 01:13:55,720
Speaker 1: I can't handle it, y'all. One can't hand it. I

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01:13:55,800 --> 01:13:57,559
Speaker 1: want the truth. I want to know the truth now.

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01:13:57,560 --> 01:14:01,800
Speaker 1: I want what sound good? I love me? I love

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Speaker 1: you too, Thank you, baby? See them all okay' can't wait? Okay,

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Speaker 1: ain't no problem, ain't no problem? Lie to me? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. Oh you're the best out of head.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, baby, best out of head too? Cool? Great line. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I love it. I'm telling you the same way. Absolutely.

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Speaker 1: Letna tell you why I surely, because men's research department

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Speaker 1: ain't good at all. We ain't research and nothing to

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Speaker 1: find out if it's the truth, No, it's true. I

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Speaker 1: don't care. Get a lot of a lot of now, okay, whatever,

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Speaker 1: all right, Well here's another one. Would you rather never

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Speaker 1: pay for taxes? Would never pay for gas? Hey? You

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Speaker 1: were gonna say that, Yeah, yeah, I'm about to hell

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Speaker 1: out this gas. Hey, hey, hey, I don't give a

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Speaker 1: damn of gas. It's thirty dollars a gallon. If I

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Speaker 1: could just get out of a yeah, all right? Would

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Speaker 1: you rather be a star of a small movie or

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Speaker 1: be an extra in a really big movie like Top Gun,

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Speaker 1: Maverick or something? Walking around? Ain't got no man, but

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01:15:11,840 --> 01:15:16,519
Speaker 1: it's Top Gun with top crew. A small last line?

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Speaker 1: You're on the floor, you're part all right, one last

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Speaker 1: one if we have time. Would you rather German chocolate

1083
01:15:25,080 --> 01:15:30,840
Speaker 1: cake or cherry hey hey, or cherry pie? Because you

1084
01:15:30,920 --> 01:15:34,800
Speaker 1: know why? Because it's hard to find a good cherry path. Oh,

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Speaker 1: because I know that's what anybody know. He's slide in

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Speaker 1: my dms. Are you saying all right? All right? That's

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Speaker 1: today's rounded? Would you rather? Thanks? Guys? Coming up at

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Speaker 1: forty nine minutes after the hour, our last break of

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Speaker 1: the day and some closing remarks from the one in

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Speaker 1: at least Steve Harvey. Right after this, you're listening to

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Speaker 1: morning show Steve Harvey. You've brought your fabulous, uh very insightful,

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01:16:01,000 --> 01:16:04,479
Speaker 1: very informal, very motivating closing remarks. Back is something that

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01:16:04,640 --> 01:16:07,200
Speaker 1: you started years ago when you first started the Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show, and people have grown to love them

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01:16:09,640 --> 01:16:12,519
Speaker 1: and you know to live by them and be inspired

1096
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Speaker 1: by them. So what do you have for us here today?

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01:16:15,560 --> 01:16:18,360
Speaker 1: A real good piece of motivation and makes your quest

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Speaker 1: to become successful a little bit simpler. You know, oftentimes

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01:16:23,320 --> 01:16:27,320
Speaker 1: people are stuck in a rut because they can't think

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Speaker 1: they way clear to see the end result. What I

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01:16:31,640 --> 01:16:36,080
Speaker 1: mean by is, some people make such lofty goals and

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01:16:36,240 --> 01:16:39,560
Speaker 1: then they sit there without a plan of attack to

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01:16:39,840 --> 01:16:43,640
Speaker 1: achieve that lofty goal until they've created a goal that

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01:16:43,800 --> 01:16:47,639
Speaker 1: seems so daunting that they don't even start the process

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Speaker 1: of a trying to accomplish it. For example, And this

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01:16:51,640 --> 01:16:53,800
Speaker 1: doesn't have to be the case. I'm just using this

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Speaker 1: as an example. Let's say you want to be a

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Speaker 1: millionaire and you say, wow, I want to make a

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01:16:59,479 --> 01:17:02,880
Speaker 1: million dollars, and then you start thinking of how to

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01:17:02,960 --> 01:17:06,839
Speaker 1: make the million dollars, and because you can't, it becomes

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01:17:06,880 --> 01:17:10,880
Speaker 1: so daunting. Making a million dollars is difficult. If it

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01:17:10,960 --> 01:17:15,280
Speaker 1: were easy, wouldn't you do it by Friday? Wouldn't you?

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01:17:15,720 --> 01:17:19,280
Speaker 1: Of course you would. But it's a little more difficult

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01:17:19,360 --> 01:17:22,439
Speaker 1: than that. So here's what I had to learn in

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Speaker 1: my life. Everybody listening to this was born with a gift.

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Speaker 1: It's inside of you. Because God is very fair, he

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01:17:31,680 --> 01:17:33,760
Speaker 1: didn't put it on a mountaintop, he didn't hide it

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Speaker 1: under a rock. It's in you. And your gift is

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Speaker 1: the thing that you do to absolute best with the

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Speaker 1: least amount of effort. In that lies your greatest chance

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Speaker 1: for success. There's a scripture that says your gift will

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01:17:48,360 --> 01:17:51,799
Speaker 1: make room for you and put you in the presence

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Speaker 1: of great men. Let's just look at the first part

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01:17:55,120 --> 01:17:59,000
Speaker 1: of that, your gift will make room for you. My

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01:17:59,200 --> 01:18:02,200
Speaker 1: interpretation of that has meant what my gift has done

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01:18:02,240 --> 01:18:05,479
Speaker 1: for me. It has allowed me to spread out, it

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01:18:05,560 --> 01:18:08,720
Speaker 1: has taken me places I never dreamed at. Goal your

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Speaker 1: gift will do the same thing for you. So now

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Speaker 1: let's just talk about your ability to get to the million.

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01:18:16,479 --> 01:18:19,280
Speaker 1: I think it's what your gift, because if that's what

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01:18:19,600 --> 01:18:22,040
Speaker 1: that he gave you and instill that you at birth,

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Speaker 1: was to make room for you, here's your chance. Now

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01:18:25,400 --> 01:18:27,680
Speaker 1: how do I do that? Steve? I call it to

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01:18:27,800 --> 01:18:31,160
Speaker 1: maximize your effort by ten theory. It's just something I

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01:18:31,320 --> 01:18:34,120
Speaker 1: came up with driving when I was home listening, coming

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Speaker 1: up with how to make it, and I discovered something.

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Speaker 1: All of you have something that some would pay you

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01:18:39,760 --> 01:18:43,320
Speaker 1: ten dollars to do. Some of you paint, some of

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01:18:43,400 --> 01:18:47,360
Speaker 1: you teach, some of you babysit tutors. Some of you

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01:18:47,680 --> 01:18:51,200
Speaker 1: work with your hands. Some of you can sing, some

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01:18:51,400 --> 01:18:56,240
Speaker 1: of you can choreograph. Some of you it's so many things.

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01:18:56,360 --> 01:18:59,719
Speaker 1: Cut grass, play the pianos, some of you do something.

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01:19:00,360 --> 01:19:02,599
Speaker 1: Some of y'all work on cars, some of y'all drive.

1144
01:19:03,120 --> 01:19:05,200
Speaker 1: But all of you have something that you will do

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01:19:05,640 --> 01:19:08,840
Speaker 1: that someone will give you ten dollars to do. All

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01:19:08,920 --> 01:19:11,880
Speaker 1: of you have something that someone will pay you ten

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01:19:11,920 --> 01:19:14,720
Speaker 1: dollars to because you do something that someone else can't do.

1148
01:19:15,920 --> 01:19:17,880
Speaker 1: So now all you gotta do instead of trying to

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01:19:17,880 --> 01:19:19,600
Speaker 1: figure out how to make a million dollars, it's go

1150
01:19:19,800 --> 01:19:22,519
Speaker 1: make the ten dollars that you're able to make. Once

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01:19:22,560 --> 01:19:24,000
Speaker 1: you make that ten dollars, I want you to do

1152
01:19:24,080 --> 01:19:26,360
Speaker 1: it ten more times. When you do it ten more times,

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01:19:26,400 --> 01:19:28,400
Speaker 1: you now have one hundred dollars. Once you have a

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01:19:28,520 --> 01:19:31,120
Speaker 1: hundred dollars, it's very simple. Do the same thing you

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01:19:31,200 --> 01:19:34,240
Speaker 1: did to make thee hundred dollars ten more times. You

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01:19:34,360 --> 01:19:37,240
Speaker 1: now have one thousand dollars. See, you don't have to

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01:19:37,320 --> 01:19:39,519
Speaker 1: keep thinking of something else to do. Just keep doing

1158
01:19:39,560 --> 01:19:41,519
Speaker 1: the same thing that you've been doing. Just do it.

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01:19:41,720 --> 01:19:46,040
Speaker 1: Multiply the effort. It's the effort that maximizes and brings

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Speaker 1: about the fruition of what your life can be. So,

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Speaker 1: if you make a thousand dollars and you do that

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01:19:50,720 --> 01:19:52,800
Speaker 1: ten more times, I have news for you. Now have

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Speaker 1: ten thousand dollars. Now Now, in order to make a

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01:19:57,720 --> 01:19:59,360
Speaker 1: one hundred thousand, you might need a little bit of help.

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01:19:59,360 --> 01:20:00,960
Speaker 1: You might need a high somebody that help you do

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01:20:01,080 --> 01:20:02,960
Speaker 1: the thing that you do. But if you make ten

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Speaker 1: thousand dollars and you do what you did to make

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Speaker 1: ten thousand dollars, which is the same thing you did

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01:20:07,680 --> 01:20:10,120
Speaker 1: to make ten dollars, if you do it ten more times,

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01:20:10,400 --> 01:20:13,960
Speaker 1: you now have a hundred thousand dollars. Now, listen to me,

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Speaker 1: my friends. Once you have one hundred thousand dollars, I

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01:20:16,920 --> 01:20:20,280
Speaker 1: could assure you you are going to need help because

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01:20:20,320 --> 01:20:22,800
Speaker 1: in order to maximize one hundred thousand dollars, you have

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01:20:22,880 --> 01:20:25,639
Speaker 1: to have some like minded people around you. Nobody gets

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01:20:25,680 --> 01:20:29,880
Speaker 1: to the top alone. Nobody becomes successful and wealthy by themselves.

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01:20:30,120 --> 01:20:34,080
Speaker 1: They form partnerships, relationships, they get employees. But once you

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Speaker 1: make a hundred thousand dollars doing the same thing you

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01:20:37,120 --> 01:20:40,040
Speaker 1: did to make ten dollars, if you do it ten

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01:20:40,320 --> 01:20:43,600
Speaker 1: more times, I have news for you, my friends. Congratulations,

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01:20:43,840 --> 01:20:46,599
Speaker 1: you have just made one million dollars with a ten

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01:20:46,680 --> 01:20:49,479
Speaker 1: dollar idea. Stop trying to figure out how to make

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01:20:49,520 --> 01:20:51,680
Speaker 1: the million. What all you gotta do is take your

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01:20:51,760 --> 01:20:54,400
Speaker 1: ten dollars gift that God has put in you. It's

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01:20:54,439 --> 01:20:57,240
Speaker 1: a million dollars gift that you have. You just haven't

1185
01:20:57,280 --> 01:21:00,040
Speaker 1: broken it down inch by inch. Anything's a sinch, and

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01:21:00,160 --> 01:21:04,120
Speaker 1: maximize the efforts. That's how you become successful. These jokes

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01:21:04,160 --> 01:21:06,240
Speaker 1: that pay me what I make now, it's the same

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01:21:06,360 --> 01:21:08,960
Speaker 1: jokes that pay me twenty five dollars a night. They're

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01:21:09,000 --> 01:21:13,560
Speaker 1: the same jokes. It's all English. This is not in

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Speaker 1: another language. I don't know no more words now than

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01:21:17,520 --> 01:21:21,719
Speaker 1: I knew then. I've taken these twenty five dollars jokes

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Speaker 1: and I maximize them over and over and over and

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01:21:25,880 --> 01:21:29,599
Speaker 1: over and over and over and over. It's the same

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01:21:29,800 --> 01:21:34,439
Speaker 1: jokes I was telling babysitters who charge fifty dollars to

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Speaker 1: watch kids. Babysitters end up opening up daycare centers. Daycare

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Speaker 1: centers turned into franchises, crim Dela, crim Monastory schools. These

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01:21:46,200 --> 01:21:52,599
Speaker 1: are national franchises. Somebody was just babysitting. My partner used

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Speaker 1: to cut grass. First three dollars in the front, three

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Speaker 1: dollars in the back. He got a landscape, come to Cleveland.

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Speaker 1: He made four million dolls a year. You know what

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01:22:01,520 --> 01:22:04,559
Speaker 1: he do? He cut grass, same six dollar grass cutn't

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01:22:04,560 --> 01:22:08,360
Speaker 1: he been doing? You? Check out some trucks. Now, what

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01:22:08,600 --> 01:22:10,600
Speaker 1: is it that you do that somebody will pay you

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01:22:10,720 --> 01:22:13,360
Speaker 1: ten dollars that you can maximize your effort for and

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01:22:13,520 --> 01:22:15,920
Speaker 1: turn it into your million. But trying to figure out

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01:22:15,960 --> 01:22:18,639
Speaker 1: how to make the million, take your ten dollars skills

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01:22:18,680 --> 01:22:22,320
Speaker 1: set and start hammering it and beating it and working

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01:22:22,400 --> 01:22:26,040
Speaker 1: it and grinding and hustling and multiplying and magnifying it

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Speaker 1: and you will make a million dollars. That's my closing remarks.

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Speaker 1: Thank y'all very much. Thanks all right now For all

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