WEBVTT - Ep 301: His grandma’s NURSE?!! (Ft. Nick Creegan) 0:00:02.480 --> 0:00:11.080 Guess what decision we're about to make a horrible decisions, y'all. Welcome, Welcome, Welcome, Welcome. 0:00:11.119 --> 0:00:14.400 We is bite baby, that's right. Another year. Can y'all 0:00:14.400 --> 0:00:18.360 believe we're here? No? Probably fucking not. Y'all, Welcome to 0:00:18.400 --> 0:00:22.200 another episode of Hurry Blair. This is yours. I'm your girl. 0:00:22.280 --> 0:00:25.959 Queen Latifa a k A that bitch, a k A 0:00:26.079 --> 0:00:28.600 full court pumps a k A Mandy be God damn it. 0:00:28.680 --> 0:00:31.159 When you're gonna give up, Queen Latifa. Queen Latifa not 0:00:31.160 --> 0:00:33.760 going nowhere, baby, because he's new. Teeth is here, baby. 0:00:34.680 --> 0:00:36.640 See when I got my cities and I stopped talking 0:00:36.640 --> 0:00:38.800 about it after like two years, Well then maybe I'll 0:00:38.800 --> 0:00:40.559 talk about these things for two years. You think you're 0:00:40.560 --> 0:00:42.919 ever gonna forget? They there? What do they feel like 0:00:43.720 --> 0:00:46.839 like teeth? They don't? You don't feel like something else? Now? 0:00:46.880 --> 0:00:48.840 I don't suck dick with them already and everything. It's 0:00:48.880 --> 0:00:52.559 like when you eat, like everything brushes off regular like 0:00:52.640 --> 0:00:55.480 there's no and you use the water pick, Like do 0:00:55.520 --> 0:00:56.680 you feel like you have to get your mouth? I 0:00:56.720 --> 0:00:58.560 do have to. I feel like I have to philosophore 0:00:58.760 --> 0:01:00.760 because I feel like they be atch and some ship 0:01:00.840 --> 0:01:03.680 and I'll be like, God, damn, come out, thank you. 0:01:04.160 --> 0:01:06.520 I literally was like, I don't want to be consequence, 0:01:06.600 --> 0:01:08.680 don't want to be Nori shout out to Black Effect. 0:01:08.800 --> 0:01:10.320 I didn't want to be Eric Amanda. There was a 0:01:10.360 --> 0:01:11.800 lot of people I said. I didn't want to look like, 0:01:12.800 --> 0:01:15.720 oh my god, they're so big. Anyway, anyways, guys, welcome. 0:01:16.560 --> 0:01:19.480 My name's easy, welcome back. Thanks for joining us for 0:01:19.480 --> 0:01:22.039 another year. Let's just have a gag laugh. And how 0:01:22.080 --> 0:01:24.480 many times y'all said we wouldn't make it to every 0:01:24.560 --> 0:01:27.040 year every year? But they also said there was no 0:01:27.080 --> 0:01:30.600 way that y'all could keep talking about sex for more 0:01:30.640 --> 0:01:32.480 than a hundred episodes. They said, what y'all gonna do 0:01:32.480 --> 0:01:34.160 when 'all get to episode on Honey, They ain't that 0:01:34.240 --> 0:01:37.360 much ship to talk about. Y'all were here again. Next year, 0:01:37.520 --> 0:01:40.360 we're here, and we're here. Let's not act like withal. 0:01:41.959 --> 0:01:44.040 I feel like I've oh damn, like, do I need 0:01:44.080 --> 0:01:45.319 to get fun so we can do the show. But 0:01:45.360 --> 0:01:47.400 we have a guest. Great, Yeah, so now we get 0:01:47.400 --> 0:01:49.960 to talk about how you get fucked? You called sorry? 0:01:50.040 --> 0:01:52.120 You well, Bill, you can get you can get fun. 0:01:52.960 --> 0:01:55.720 I've been fun by women. Yeah, yeah, sometimes they you 0:01:55.760 --> 0:01:58.080 know what I'm saying, like you just have to accept 0:01:58.760 --> 0:02:03.440 what it is consensually fucked. Um. We have our boy 0:02:03.560 --> 0:02:05.960 Nick in the building, Nick Creagan, clap it up your Nick. 0:02:06.840 --> 0:02:08.880 You know we let me think. Well, so I was 0:02:08.919 --> 0:02:12.560 drinking how out of the light skin man's We don't 0:02:12.560 --> 0:02:16.359 have many because honestly, now we all look like brother 0:02:16.400 --> 0:02:18.359 and sister on this couch. Yeah, I really don't like this. 0:02:18.360 --> 0:02:27.959 This is giving the racial brigade. No, I'm talking ship. 0:02:28.280 --> 0:02:31.720 Actually it's crazy because you had just I know, we've 0:02:31.720 --> 0:02:34.080 talked about it like whatever. But Nick had just hit 0:02:34.120 --> 0:02:35.760 me up and was like, yo, letybe, I guess I'm 0:02:35.760 --> 0:02:37.519 like Niger, are you nasty? And he was like yeah, 0:02:37.560 --> 0:02:41.880 I like feet. Well no, no, I like beautiful toes. 0:02:41.960 --> 0:02:45.200 I don't like feet. You said feet, but nice feet. 0:02:45.240 --> 0:02:48.200 Let me be specific. I don't like feet like if no, 0:02:48.320 --> 0:02:53.800 it's not no, Okay, nice toes are a way of life, 0:02:54.000 --> 0:02:57.120 like it's like you have to it's a way of life, 0:02:57.160 --> 0:02:59.520 like you don't care about how do the toes have 0:02:59.560 --> 0:03:02.920 to look? What are good toes? Okay? So good to 0:03:03.080 --> 0:03:07.760 Caruchi has beautiful toes? Nothing there long, there's so long 0:03:08.600 --> 0:03:13.399 nice Rihanna, Rihanna. Everybody talks about her exactly like there's 0:03:13.520 --> 0:03:15.120 you know what, that's why he sneaks staying on it 0:03:15.240 --> 0:03:18.880 because the way you're explaining those two toes, they're there. 0:03:19.120 --> 0:03:22.600 Their toes are so long they're almost like fingers. But 0:03:22.600 --> 0:03:28.720 they're just metrical. And that's the problem. I got Caruci 0:03:28.800 --> 0:03:33.720 has great feed but you but she takes she clearly 0:03:33.720 --> 0:03:36.120 takes pride in them, for sure, because she wears them 0:03:36.200 --> 0:03:39.840 nice as heels all the time. But okay, yeah, okay, 0:03:39.840 --> 0:03:45.840 I wait, so see so you got we got the toes, 0:03:46.040 --> 0:03:49.160 the black and white. Yeah, so as a as a 0:03:49.200 --> 0:03:52.240 toe kind of sword, right there is I have a 0:03:52.240 --> 0:03:55.320 staircase toe. That's the best. That's the best toe. It's 0:03:55.320 --> 0:03:56.800 supposed to go. It's not supposed to go like you see, 0:03:56.800 --> 0:04:00.440 I'm my middle fingers longer. If your toe is like that? Wait, 0:04:00.480 --> 0:04:04.920 how are yours? It's all the same size? What you mean? 0:04:04.600 --> 0:04:15.720 I'm joint? Are YouTube? Am I allowed? Am? I allowed 0:04:15.800 --> 0:04:17.520 to give you a rating? You can write my toes 0:04:17.560 --> 0:04:19.440 because I did have a feet page at one point 0:04:19.839 --> 0:04:26.200 used to sell fee. You know something crazy. I looked 0:04:26.200 --> 0:04:28.440 at my first and last name recently on Google and 0:04:28.480 --> 0:04:30.720 there's literally a foot page for the hundred and forty 0:04:30.800 --> 0:04:33.040 nine pitchers in my feet of yours. They've been building 0:04:33.040 --> 0:04:35.880 it for three years. That's pretty all right. Here's a moment, 0:04:36.960 --> 0:04:42.880 she said, she gathered all the same simes me. They're oh, 0:04:42.920 --> 0:04:51.400 that's interesting, have you That's what they are. Not ugly, okay, 0:04:51.400 --> 0:04:55.520 but they're they're also very, very the same, just like 0:04:55.560 --> 0:04:58.760 your pinky toe. Ain't everything. It was like the only 0:04:58.800 --> 0:05:01.080 toe that's a little short of mandy. It's a hand. 0:05:02.440 --> 0:05:07.560 It's an interesting vibe. All right, but listen, you know 0:05:07.640 --> 0:05:11.560 what you do have? The color of choice, the white toes, 0:05:12.360 --> 0:05:14.520 the white souls isn't so let me what is it? 0:05:14.520 --> 0:05:21.360 Because it's like the perfect to nail polished color is marshmallow, marshmallow, 0:05:21.480 --> 0:05:27.880 David marshmallow white. Now you're advanced, like a pearly white 0:05:27.880 --> 0:05:33.440 marshmallow pearly white. So okay, wait, I gotta surprise you. 0:05:33.480 --> 0:05:38.800 Was something. This ship was so crazy because when this 0:05:38.839 --> 0:05:42.360 girl wrote me, I said, so I reposted a picture 0:05:42.400 --> 0:05:46.560 of us or something, and oh from the the other night, 0:05:46.600 --> 0:05:51.480 the wild Joint. Then this girl replied that I know, 0:05:52.480 --> 0:05:56.880 and she said all caps, Oh my god, I had 0:05:56.920 --> 0:06:01.960 sex with him in college, I said, I staid, shut 0:06:02.000 --> 0:06:04.240 the funk up. Mind you I worked with said it 0:06:04.279 --> 0:06:07.680 was good? I said, did he suck your feet? She goes, no, 0:06:07.839 --> 0:06:10.080 he didn't, but he did have porgn on in the background. 0:06:10.560 --> 0:06:19.719 Wait what who went? Do you remember? Oh? Yeah, do 0:06:19.760 --> 0:06:23.479 you remember? She Actually, that's crazy, she wrote. She wrote 0:06:23.520 --> 0:06:25.719 me and she said, I haven't spoken to this girl 0:06:25.720 --> 0:06:30.000 in years. That used to me my, So she wrote me, 0:06:30.200 --> 0:06:31.760 I actually tell you the story of how we met 0:06:31.800 --> 0:06:34.159 and all that. She wrote me the other day she said, oh, 0:06:34.240 --> 0:06:36.240 we's my girl in the bed, like that's my that's 0:06:36.240 --> 0:06:38.039 what my homies. And I'm like, oh, dope, Like yeah, 0:06:38.120 --> 0:06:40.840 we just dope. But she didn't say I told her 0:06:40.880 --> 0:06:44.280 that we have I mean women, I'm not gonna lie. 0:06:44.360 --> 0:06:48.120 To be fair, we don't tell our male friends and 0:06:48.200 --> 0:06:51.080 guys that we everything that we tell our friends. Like, 0:06:51.120 --> 0:06:52.920 there's been guys that I I'd be like, yeah, I 0:06:53.000 --> 0:06:55.400 made me with my homegirl. I'm not telling you that 0:06:55.440 --> 0:06:58.040 I told my home girl I had you because you 0:06:58.120 --> 0:07:01.240 probably gonna talk to her in years. That's crazy. But 0:07:01.279 --> 0:07:03.160 I'll say that I worked with her for years and 0:07:03.200 --> 0:07:06.360 she never said I did this one black in college. Yo. 0:07:06.520 --> 0:07:08.920 So we met in political science class. I think it 0:07:09.000 --> 0:07:11.520 was either I think it was political science and both. 0:07:11.600 --> 0:07:13.760 Y'all don't do that ship today. What's weird is I 0:07:13.760 --> 0:07:18.160 don't I've never had a white girlfriend. Um, but in 0:07:18.240 --> 0:07:21.040 college I started having sex. I've had I had sex 0:07:21.040 --> 0:07:22.600 a white women. So this is a white woman we're 0:07:22.600 --> 0:07:26.480 talking about. And it's interesting because I used to think 0:07:26.480 --> 0:07:28.720 white girls just weren't I'm saying, we'ren't into me because 0:07:28.720 --> 0:07:30.400 I'm most of the people I grew up with are 0:07:30.440 --> 0:07:33.000 black or Latin, so all my girlfriends have been Blacklin 0:07:33.160 --> 0:07:37.280 only think white girls was into you because because white 0:07:37.280 --> 0:07:39.480 women that I met were either in the white dudes 0:07:39.640 --> 0:07:44.720 or if you're black, so it was like too much 0:07:44.720 --> 0:07:46.680 of in between for them. I felt like I knew 0:07:46.720 --> 0:07:48.800 that by racial men had this problem, so I thought 0:07:48.800 --> 0:07:51.480 about that I did not know. Yeah, that's how I felt. 0:07:51.520 --> 0:07:52.800 I was like, oh, yeah, why I don't know how 0:07:52.800 --> 0:07:54.360 to talk to white girls. I don't know what. I 0:07:54.400 --> 0:07:57.840 don't know what. You remember when Sophia said I was 0:07:57.880 --> 0:08:00.760 only got quarter black. But the first white girl that 0:08:01.000 --> 0:08:04.560 ended up turning me out to two things, older women 0:08:05.320 --> 0:08:09.480 and white women, was this my grandma's nurse. When I 0:08:09.640 --> 0:08:12.240 was first of all, I didn't even get to being 0:08:12.280 --> 0:08:15.400 horrible decision. But let's talk about it now. Is your 0:08:15.400 --> 0:08:18.520 grandma still a line? No, she passed away. Okay, mine too, 0:08:18.600 --> 0:08:24.320 suarresting her grandma's But was it like a hospital nurse? No? No, no, no, 0:08:24.480 --> 0:08:26.800 so my grand so crazy. I was like, because now 0:08:26.800 --> 0:08:30.840 you really ain't. My grandma had uh she had like 0:08:30.840 --> 0:08:32.840 a fall and she had to go to the hospital. 0:08:33.240 --> 0:08:35.680 And where we're from there like two hospitals, this White 0:08:35.679 --> 0:08:39.400 Plains Hospital and Westchester Medical Center. But that's where I 0:08:39.440 --> 0:08:41.920 was going during COVID agin which was all I know 0:08:42.040 --> 0:08:43.560 is I lived in the Bronx at the time, and 0:08:43.559 --> 0:08:47.040 then COVID lines was long and she might might have 0:08:47.040 --> 0:08:49.720 took her test. Yeah. So so she was like the 0:08:49.760 --> 0:08:51.880 head nurse and she was taking care of my grandma. 0:08:51.920 --> 0:08:55.040 Wants to grand So she came in the room and 0:08:55.040 --> 0:08:58.000 I'm like, damn, this chick is bad, Like this chick 0:08:58.120 --> 0:08:59.960 is bad. Yeah. I was looking at her. I was 0:09:00.640 --> 0:09:03.960 I was like nineteen. I thought she might have been 0:09:04.000 --> 0:09:08.080 about like at least twenty six, but I wasn't sure 0:09:08.160 --> 0:09:13.640 where she was at. She happened to be twenty eight. Yeah, 0:09:13.920 --> 0:09:18.040 so she happened to be eight, and we caught odds, 0:09:18.120 --> 0:09:21.120 but I was like nineteen. Somehow she found me on 0:09:21.160 --> 0:09:23.720 Facebook and she wrote me. She was like, hey, you 0:09:23.800 --> 0:09:25.680 looked I saw you today and I knew you looked 0:09:25.679 --> 0:09:29.079 super familiar. Actually giving hippo violation, it's not. She happened 0:09:29.080 --> 0:09:34.200 to find you on Facebook grandma's name. So she told 0:09:34.200 --> 0:09:36.480 me that I looked familiar and that she had seen 0:09:36.520 --> 0:09:38.120 me in the neighborhood before. So she went to the 0:09:38.120 --> 0:09:40.319 same high school as me, but she was way older, 0:09:40.679 --> 0:09:42.720 but all of my friends were older. So we started 0:09:42.720 --> 0:09:46.319 having sex, so I think, and it was like too, 0:09:47.040 --> 0:09:49.200 it was some of the best sex I've ever had 0:09:49.200 --> 0:09:52.000 in my life. Like, she turned me, ain't that old? 0:09:52.040 --> 0:09:55.560 If you're I wouldn't would you if you're twenty eight? 0:09:55.559 --> 0:10:01.480 Would you a nineteen year old? Really? Maybe? Well, at 0:10:01.480 --> 0:10:06.400 the time, I was bamboos. So I thought young guys 0:10:06.480 --> 0:10:10.720 had the stamina. I like rounds. I like a negative 0:10:11.240 --> 0:10:13.480 like come and stay hard and puck me right again 0:10:13.520 --> 0:10:15.800 after they come again and puck me again right after. 0:10:16.080 --> 0:10:17.959 I like to be tired until I'm like running from 0:10:17.960 --> 0:10:20.360 the dick right And so I thought just only young 0:10:20.400 --> 0:10:23.560 guys had that. I didn't realize that. So do retired 0:10:23.600 --> 0:10:25.240 men because they have a lot of time on their hands. 0:10:25.600 --> 0:10:29.800 So but also when you're older, you're way more, way 0:10:29.840 --> 0:10:31.880 more advanced in the bedroom. And I was like, oh, 0:10:31.880 --> 0:10:34.480 I ain't gotta teach I teach them MoU nothing, no more. 0:10:34.920 --> 0:10:39.360 So now I actually prefer older guys. But the young 0:10:39.360 --> 0:10:41.880 little Tenerani's I used to be after them, So yes 0:10:41.920 --> 0:10:43.880 I did. And you know what, I know she used 0:10:43.880 --> 0:10:45.600 to joke about me all the time. Tell me, God, 0:10:45.679 --> 0:10:47.040 they can't even drink with you. I had a bar 0:10:47.120 --> 0:10:48.880 at my house so we didn't have to go out. 0:10:51.880 --> 0:10:55.360 Just you know, for a fact, these young dudes, when 0:10:55.360 --> 0:10:57.000 you're doing that, they feel like they're on top of 0:10:57.040 --> 0:11:00.920 the because you're an older woman attract to a younger guy. 0:11:01.040 --> 0:11:03.200 So for me, this woman, I was sucking her and 0:11:03.240 --> 0:11:05.199 she was trying to have me live with her, and 0:11:05.240 --> 0:11:07.920 I'm like, I got to go back to college. What 0:11:07.640 --> 0:11:10.600 what things did you said she turned you out? Yeah? 0:11:10.800 --> 0:11:12.760 Not real quick. When I say I'll turn into out, 0:11:12.800 --> 0:11:15.679 I mean certain things. So what did she how did 0:11:15.679 --> 0:11:21.720 she turn you out? What did she started with the gooch? 0:11:22.360 --> 0:11:27.120 Like I was like between the team, I was like, 0:11:27.160 --> 0:11:29.160 what the funk like I had never you know what 0:11:29.200 --> 0:11:31.560 I'm saying, I had never felt that before, because the 0:11:31.640 --> 0:11:34.200 chicks my age were not they're not doing it, wasn't eating. 0:11:34.840 --> 0:11:42.280 But I was like, what the fun? Okay, what's your birthday? Okay? 0:11:42.640 --> 0:11:45.199 So she started looking the gate as the age. I 0:11:45.240 --> 0:11:46.959 thought she was getting to the start of the moons win. 0:11:47.400 --> 0:11:49.640 But you just wanted to see when he turned two. Here, Leo, 0:11:50.840 --> 0:11:54.640 I was getting in the Leo rising and Leo, alright, alright, 0:11:54.679 --> 0:11:56.360 you just gotta go with the first one. No one 0:11:56.400 --> 0:12:00.440 needs to hear your whole I'm so used to it, 0:12:00.480 --> 0:12:02.520 but I feel like that's just the fucking how many 0:12:02.559 --> 0:12:04.920 women asked what time you were born? I don't answer 0:12:04.960 --> 0:12:11.520 them anymore. If you're if you're a co star girl, 0:12:11.559 --> 0:12:13.720 like if you're like, get a searching my fucking co 0:12:13.800 --> 0:12:16.920 star to see if we should continue this conversation, I'm like, yeah, 0:12:16.920 --> 0:12:19.080 you're you're too deep into the I mean, I'm a 0:12:19.160 --> 0:12:21.680 fun anyway, but sometimes I do like to know what, 0:12:21.679 --> 0:12:23.520 what will happen, what kind of I just don't like 0:12:23.559 --> 0:12:26.520 putting preconceived notions on anything. I'm like, yo, just get 0:12:26.600 --> 0:12:29.680 to know somebody, and then when you're really alight. For instance, 0:12:29.679 --> 0:12:33.600 the girl i'm dated right now, she's a Sagittarius and 0:12:34.520 --> 0:12:39.840 my most intense, my most sex where anybody has been 0:12:39.840 --> 0:12:43.000 a Sagittarius woman. And when she told me she was 0:12:43.040 --> 0:12:44.679 a sag I was like, oh, you already know, like 0:12:44.800 --> 0:12:47.920 you know this is this is gonna be crazy. Yeah, 0:12:48.240 --> 0:12:50.360 I just knew it, like immediately. I was like, oh, 0:12:50.520 --> 0:12:52.240 this is gonna be wild. And I told her that 0:12:54.440 --> 0:12:57.079 it was crazy. That's why y'all still talking, because that's 0:12:57.040 --> 0:13:04.240 agree you're talking to right now. He said, you know Horizon, Yeah, Moon, 0:13:04.360 --> 0:13:08.760 I forgot what the burger moon telling somebody on a podcast, 0:13:08.800 --> 0:13:11.439 my Moon, I don't know, you said, moon stars. I 0:13:11.480 --> 0:13:14.040 don't know. She's just universe, it's all them. She's she's 0:13:14.080 --> 0:13:18.760 a sade. Do you want to know something? That's why 0:13:18.760 --> 0:13:25.040 I know God God loves me, right, So manifested, manifested her. 0:13:25.320 --> 0:13:27.600 Like the first day we started, I d m her 0:13:27.800 --> 0:13:32.040 right And the first day we started talking, I'm asking it. 0:13:32.240 --> 0:13:34.160 She's Latin, so I'm like, yo, teach me x Y 0:13:34.200 --> 0:13:37.640 and Z in Spanish. And then I found out how 0:13:37.679 --> 0:13:45.280 to say no. You should have seen me at Colombia, Nigga, 0:13:45.760 --> 0:13:48.400 I said, I said, something about a foot massage, and 0:13:48.440 --> 0:13:49.679 she was like, I don't play with me. I love 0:13:49.760 --> 0:13:51.840 feet rubs. And then I was like this, she doesn't 0:13:51.840 --> 0:13:54.679 even know who she's talking. Well, so you do, like 0:13:55.160 --> 0:13:57.920 it ain't they gotta be pretty though, it gotta be 0:13:57.960 --> 0:14:01.080 the whole thing you want, you like giving, like giving 0:14:01.160 --> 0:14:03.400 pretty feet. What I'm saying like kiss a little room man, 0:14:03.960 --> 0:14:06.800 So so I said. I was like, but I was like, 0:14:06.840 --> 0:14:08.679 you gotta have pretty toes, like I'm not gonna we 0:14:08.800 --> 0:14:11.960 can interesting toes. Right after that, she sent me a 0:14:11.960 --> 0:14:15.520 photo of her feet. Right after that via DM. Had 0:14:15.600 --> 0:14:17.360 y'all moved into text message. It was still in the 0:14:17.440 --> 0:14:19.560 d M, but it wasn't but it wasn't the disappearing 0:14:19.600 --> 0:14:26.760 pick she's sitting. She was like, did the suffice? I 0:14:26.800 --> 0:14:30.040 was like, she said you her foot via the Instagram DM, 0:14:30.160 --> 0:14:32.800 did you the first night? No? No, no, So this 0:14:32.880 --> 0:14:36.680 was all. She lives in another city. I don't want 0:14:36.680 --> 0:14:38.520 to say too much. She lives in another city. You 0:14:38.520 --> 0:14:42.000 didn't get a business sucking boom. She lives in another city. 0:14:42.040 --> 0:14:46.480 So this was all over texting DM at first, and 0:14:46.800 --> 0:14:49.760 that ship was an instant connection, like it was crazy. 0:14:50.200 --> 0:14:52.640 So um yeah. When she sent the foot pick, I 0:14:52.720 --> 0:14:54.840 was like, oh, and then she made a joke. I 0:14:54.880 --> 0:14:56.360 don't know if she was serious. And now she's like, oh, 0:14:56.760 --> 0:14:59.120 my cousin told me I could sell feet picks because 0:14:59.160 --> 0:15:01.600 like they're sexy or whatever. And I was like, if 0:15:01.600 --> 0:15:04.160 you were to selfie picks, what would you what would be? 0:15:05.200 --> 0:15:06.720 Did you ask the price? No? I was just trying 0:15:06.720 --> 0:15:10.840 to get more because I'll be honest. So when when 0:15:10.960 --> 0:15:14.240 I pandemic time, I was like, why not? Um didn't 0:15:14.280 --> 0:15:16.520 last long? Only two months I did it. But when 0:15:16.560 --> 0:15:19.240 I was when when I got into the foot picture 0:15:19.240 --> 0:15:22.600 realm you asking that question, was when I learned there's 0:15:22.640 --> 0:15:27.160 things like giving foot jobs on the on the camera, 0:15:27.520 --> 0:15:30.480 pouring food and things on your feet. That was kind 0:15:30.520 --> 0:15:34.480 of anything that's like, um know, anything that's like the 0:15:34.600 --> 0:15:39.120 consistency of nut or come. So what I was thinking like, 0:15:39.280 --> 0:15:42.560 maybe like I did do a video with baby oil, 0:15:42.680 --> 0:15:46.960 because then it glistened. Seriously, need a video? Oh yeah, 0:15:47.240 --> 0:15:50.360 I'll look for it. Uh. But also yeah no, but 0:15:50.360 --> 0:15:53.880 then the caraman just holding the foot now seriously well 0:15:53.920 --> 0:15:56.880 and also I didn't realize too that there's a thing 0:15:56.960 --> 0:16:00.760 with how you stretch your toes and art scrunched, so 0:16:01.000 --> 0:16:03.040 there was a thing where he was like now scrunch, 0:16:03.280 --> 0:16:06.560 now spread, and guys apparently like the spreading and scrunch 0:16:07.120 --> 0:16:10.720 research on this because I wasn't. I was very confused 0:16:10.760 --> 0:16:14.360 as to why I like feet and toes. So I'm like, yo, 0:16:14.400 --> 0:16:16.080 I don't know why that ship turns me on, but 0:16:16.160 --> 0:16:18.720 it does. So I looked it up, and there's something 0:16:18.760 --> 0:16:23.720 in your brain that whenever you attracted a genitalia, you 0:16:24.080 --> 0:16:26.080 might have your wires across a little bit where your 0:16:26.120 --> 0:16:30.480 brain confuses feet with genitalia. So the same ship that 0:16:30.520 --> 0:16:34.200 turns you on about a woman's vagina or whatever you're into, 0:16:34.840 --> 0:16:39.160 is you want fourth hole? Is the fourth was supposed 0:16:39.160 --> 0:16:42.360 to be the foot home? Yeah? I mean I've done that? Yeah? 0:16:42.720 --> 0:16:46.000 Really can you? Are they exhausted because it's a lot 0:16:46.000 --> 0:16:50.760 of ad work, like just doing this, like I don't know, No, 0:16:50.920 --> 0:16:54.280 you might be laying down like from the bad, might 0:16:54.280 --> 0:16:55.880 be from the bad. Your feet might be up or 0:16:55.920 --> 0:16:58.800 are you just are I'm laying down and she's laying 0:16:58.800 --> 0:17:00.400 down at her feet or like just in front of 0:17:00.440 --> 0:17:02.000 me and she's doing that. Yeah, it might be a 0:17:02.000 --> 0:17:04.600 good workout. That's kind of hot, even though I don't 0:17:04.640 --> 0:17:07.000 like and the best thing is like coming on toes. 0:17:07.040 --> 0:17:09.359 See I could do this more than I could. I 0:17:09.440 --> 0:17:12.560 don't like my toes and somebody's mouth, see I love 0:17:12.680 --> 0:17:14.920 I don't like wet feet. Yeah. And then if you 0:17:14.960 --> 0:17:17.920 getting they still with I just like, are you gonna 0:17:17.920 --> 0:17:21.240 show me your foot fetish video? Oh my god, this 0:17:21.280 --> 0:17:25.399 looks like porn. This iss funny as there's no sound, 0:17:25.520 --> 0:17:29.040 No there is. It's an audio experience. Here guys, if 0:17:29.080 --> 0:17:31.159 you want to see my foot video, I will post it. 0:17:31.600 --> 0:17:46.280 This is actually yo, this is funny as Now you 0:17:40.840 --> 0:17:49.720 d like somebody kidnaps It looked like somebody kidnapped you. 0:17:49.840 --> 0:17:52.800 They're like, they're like, yo, now now let me just 0:17:53.880 --> 0:17:55.879 it looks like you're in a dunge. It looks like 0:17:55.920 --> 0:18:04.400 you're in the dog all right video the Matrio. Yet 0:18:04.800 --> 0:18:07.240 that was for photos I have. How much did you charge? 0:18:07.560 --> 0:18:09.240 How much did you charge for free? I feel like 0:18:09.280 --> 0:18:11.720 he got off It was for free, Oh my god. 0:18:11.800 --> 0:18:14.400 And we were gonna eventually collab. And if a woman 0:18:14.480 --> 0:18:20.160 took that much time to send me that wife after 0:18:20.240 --> 0:18:22.960 you laugh hysterically because I took time. You know what 0:18:23.000 --> 0:18:24.520 I'm saying, I would think that's mad. You know what 0:18:24.560 --> 0:18:28.000 I'm saying we had him on our show. Did the 0:18:28.000 --> 0:18:31.200 photography you had a whole backdrop it was that was 0:18:31.240 --> 0:18:34.159 my guest bedroom. He is such an interesting person, so 0:18:34.200 --> 0:18:37.480 he comes on. I think also it's very unassuming what 0:18:37.560 --> 0:18:39.360 type of person he would be. He was so interesting. 0:18:39.680 --> 0:18:41.320 I brought him on sex Cells to talk about the 0:18:41.320 --> 0:18:43.680 business of it because I just couldn't understand it. But 0:18:43.800 --> 0:18:47.680 he comes in and he said, you have bad energy 0:18:47.680 --> 0:18:49.720 for me because I'd be joking about feet. He was like, 0:18:49.720 --> 0:18:51.879 why are you be hiding your football? Like why are 0:18:51.880 --> 0:18:54.240 you behind your feet? Then we go through pictures on 0:18:54.240 --> 0:18:56.480 my instagram, my toes, one of which had no policies 0:18:56.480 --> 0:18:59.879 like that ship's fire. You you have nice toes like, 0:19:00.000 --> 0:19:05.880 but no polish of the thing. So there's a ton 0:19:05.920 --> 0:19:09.320 of things regarding web feet unpolishy said, there's even a 0:19:09.359 --> 0:19:13.040 thing about dirty level. I don't want dirty feet, You 0:19:13.080 --> 0:19:16.919 don't want dirty fings. Would you be stomped on or 0:19:17.040 --> 0:19:19.560 steps on? Like there's a thing where even men like 0:19:19.680 --> 0:19:22.280 to get kicked in their balls. We've talked about that. 0:19:22.960 --> 0:19:24.480 You don't want to do what you like walking on 0:19:24.520 --> 0:19:26.400 the chest, Like, yeah, she could do that. I would 0:19:26.400 --> 0:19:27.960 like feeding. I like feed on my face do that 0:19:27.960 --> 0:19:31.679 when I love it, that might make me come up 0:19:31.680 --> 0:19:34.159 in the yeah, yeah, yeah, if like I'm if I 0:19:34.440 --> 0:19:37.560 so if I'm having sex and she's first of all, 0:19:37.600 --> 0:19:40.199 she's like just everything's popping, and then her toes are 0:19:40.240 --> 0:19:42.399 sexy and they go on, they go on my face, 0:19:42.680 --> 0:19:49.399 I'm coming because it's a wrap. Like there's certain things. 0:19:50.040 --> 0:19:58.800 It's like start speaking a different language, dominicating foot mommy, 0:19:59.640 --> 0:20:06.760 it's giving South America. I gotta tell you about how 0:20:07.600 --> 0:20:10.760 one of my boys is like really in defeat and 0:20:10.840 --> 0:20:12.479 he was like, yo, I had a foot model hit 0:20:12.520 --> 0:20:14.640 me up basically like offering me like a foot job. 0:20:15.440 --> 0:20:19.520 But he's popular, like people know he is. So he's like, 0:20:20.119 --> 0:20:22.640 what if I let this bitch come over? And then 0:20:22.640 --> 0:20:26.640 suddenly bag on the shade room is her feet my dick. 0:20:26.760 --> 0:20:29.080 He's like, I'm fucking And he was like, I'd rather 0:20:29.200 --> 0:20:31.360 bitches running train on me. I'd rather the hole say 0:20:31.400 --> 0:20:33.679 I had a little dick anything with me getting the 0:20:33.680 --> 0:20:37.080 foot job. No, I wouldn't mind. Like I thought about this. 0:20:37.240 --> 0:20:40.639 So once I got into like the public, I I 0:20:40.640 --> 0:20:43.000 thought about and I was like, damn, Like there are 0:20:43.000 --> 0:20:45.000 certain women that I that I've dated in the past, 0:20:45.119 --> 0:20:47.720 like ex girlfriends whatever like that. I have pictures on 0:20:47.800 --> 0:20:51.080 my dick and I'm like, you know what, who are they? 0:20:52.320 --> 0:20:57.240 Who are there? Can we see see the people of 0:20:57.320 --> 0:20:58.800 your OFFICI with your dick, Like, do you think they'd 0:20:58.800 --> 0:21:01.840 be willing to share the old picks? That's what I'm saying, 0:21:01.880 --> 0:21:04.640 Like they might just they might just say, oh, I'm 0:21:04.640 --> 0:21:08.840 gonna like see if. I don't think I would be. 0:21:09.520 --> 0:21:11.760 I would be like annoyed that they did that without 0:21:11.760 --> 0:21:13.520 my consent, But at the end of the day, don't 0:21:13.520 --> 0:21:16.240 think it would hurt me. I'm still if nigga trying 0:21:16.240 --> 0:21:19.080 to expose the drop, oh, I'm probably gonna like I'm 0:21:19.080 --> 0:21:22.359 still in the funk out of it. I'm happy with 0:21:22.400 --> 0:21:24.240 my dick. I heard you had a decent size pen 0:21:24.359 --> 0:21:30.080 and not from her. That's then, huh, I would assume, 0:21:30.160 --> 0:21:33.640 So I said, I remember what I heard this, I 0:21:33.720 --> 0:21:38.280 literally said, and no, Nick, I said, really, you're always 0:21:38.320 --> 0:21:41.639 a nice surprise. I'm not gonna lie. I don't know 0:21:41.720 --> 0:21:44.480 many guys they get the pretty eyes and the big 0:21:45.400 --> 0:21:48.800 That's what God was like. You can't be told was 0:21:48.840 --> 0:21:51.560 tall with green eyes and a big dick. I don't 0:21:51.600 --> 0:21:53.399 know how I was blessed I'm one of God's chosen 0:21:53.680 --> 0:21:58.679 an asshole. He's actually he's actually really nice. It's smart. 0:22:00.200 --> 0:22:04.240 You know when I was legit like pray for a 0:22:04.240 --> 0:22:07.479 big dick because I'm like, God, i gotta do something. 0:22:08.000 --> 0:22:13.720 I ain't six feet five nine. Yeah, okay, you know 0:22:13.760 --> 0:22:18.280 I'm I'm you still be pulling bitches, it's pretty honestly, 0:22:19.480 --> 0:22:24.040 do we care? Thing is we do? But we are 0:22:24.080 --> 0:22:27.560 all the same size. Laying down, I'm cool with my height, 0:22:27.800 --> 0:22:29.720