Speaker 1: Guess what decision we're about to make a horrible decisions, y'all. Welcome, Welcome, Welcome, Welcome.
Speaker 1: We is bite baby, that's right. Another year. Can y'all
Speaker 1: believe we're here? No? Probably fucking not. Y'all, Welcome to
Speaker 1: another episode of Hurry Blair. This is yours. I'm your girl.
Speaker 1: Queen Latifa a k A that bitch, a k A
Speaker 1: full court pumps a k A Mandy be God damn it.
Speaker 1: When you're gonna give up, Queen Latifa. Queen Latifa not
Speaker 1: going nowhere, baby, because he's new. Teeth is here, baby.
Speaker 1: See when I got my cities and I stopped talking
Speaker 1: about it after like two years, Well then maybe I'll
Speaker 1: talk about these things for two years. You think you're
Speaker 1: ever gonna forget? They there? What do they feel like
Speaker 1: like teeth? They don't? You don't feel like something else? Now?
Speaker 1: I don't suck dick with them already and everything. It's
Speaker 1: like when you eat, like everything brushes off regular like
Speaker 1: there's no and you use the water pick, Like do
Speaker 1: you feel like you have to get your mouth? I
Speaker 1: do have to. I feel like I have to philosophore
Speaker 1: because I feel like they be atch and some ship
Speaker 1: and I'll be like, God, damn, come out, thank you.
Speaker 1: I literally was like, I don't want to be consequence,
Speaker 1: don't want to be Nori shout out to Black Effect.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to be Eric Amanda. There was a
Speaker 1: lot of people I said. I didn't want to look like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, they're so big. Anyway, anyways, guys, welcome.
Speaker 1: My name's easy, welcome back. Thanks for joining us for
Speaker 1: another year. Let's just have a gag laugh. And how
Speaker 1: many times y'all said we wouldn't make it to every
Speaker 1: year every year? But they also said there was no
Speaker 1: way that y'all could keep talking about sex for more
Speaker 1: than a hundred episodes. They said, what y'all gonna do
Speaker 1: when 'all get to episode on Honey, They ain't that
Speaker 1: much ship to talk about. Y'all were here again. Next year,
Speaker 1: we're here, and we're here. Let's not act like withal.
Speaker 1: I feel like I've oh damn, like, do I need
Speaker 1: to get fun so we can do the show. But
Speaker 1: we have a guest. Great, Yeah, so now we get
Speaker 1: to talk about how you get fucked? You called sorry?
Speaker 1: You well, Bill, you can get you can get fun.
Speaker 1: I've been fun by women. Yeah, yeah, sometimes they you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, like you just have to accept
Speaker 1: what it is consensually fucked. Um. We have our boy
Speaker 1: Nick in the building, Nick Creagan, clap it up your Nick.
Speaker 1: You know we let me think. Well, so I was
Speaker 1: drinking how out of the light skin man's We don't
Speaker 1: have many because honestly, now we all look like brother
Speaker 1: and sister on this couch. Yeah, I really don't like this.
Speaker 1: This is giving the racial brigade. No, I'm talking ship.
Speaker 1: Actually it's crazy because you had just I know, we've
Speaker 1: talked about it like whatever. But Nick had just hit
Speaker 1: me up and was like, yo, letybe, I guess I'm
Speaker 1: like Niger, are you nasty? And he was like yeah,
Speaker 1: I like feet. Well no, no, I like beautiful toes.
Speaker 1: I don't like feet. You said feet, but nice feet.
Speaker 1: Let me be specific. I don't like feet like if no,
Speaker 1: it's not no, Okay, nice toes are a way of life,
Speaker 1: like it's like you have to it's a way of life,
Speaker 1: like you don't care about how do the toes have
Speaker 1: to look? What are good toes? Okay? So good to
Speaker 1: Caruchi has beautiful toes? Nothing there long, there's so long
Speaker 1: nice Rihanna, Rihanna. Everybody talks about her exactly like there's
Speaker 1: you know what, that's why he sneaks staying on it
Speaker 1: because the way you're explaining those two toes, they're there.
Speaker 1: Their toes are so long they're almost like fingers. But
Speaker 1: they're just metrical. And that's the problem. I got Caruci
Speaker 1: has great feed but you but she takes she clearly
Speaker 1: takes pride in them, for sure, because she wears them
Speaker 1: nice as heels all the time. But okay, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: I wait, so see so you got we got the toes,
Speaker 1: the black and white. Yeah, so as a as a
Speaker 1: toe kind of sword, right there is I have a
Speaker 1: staircase toe. That's the best. That's the best toe. It's
Speaker 1: supposed to go. It's not supposed to go like you see,
Speaker 1: I'm my middle fingers longer. If your toe is like that? Wait,
Speaker 1: how are yours? It's all the same size? What you mean?
Speaker 1: I'm joint? Are YouTube? Am I allowed? Am? I allowed
Speaker 1: to give you a rating? You can write my toes
Speaker 1: because I did have a feet page at one point
Speaker 1: used to sell fee. You know something crazy. I looked
Speaker 1: at my first and last name recently on Google and
Speaker 1: there's literally a foot page for the hundred and forty
Speaker 1: nine pitchers in my feet of yours. They've been building
Speaker 1: it for three years. That's pretty all right. Here's a moment,
Speaker 1: she said, she gathered all the same simes me. They're oh,
Speaker 1: that's interesting, have you That's what they are. Not ugly, okay,
Speaker 1: but they're they're also very, very the same, just like
Speaker 1: your pinky toe. Ain't everything. It was like the only
Speaker 1: toe that's a little short of mandy. It's a hand.
Speaker 1: It's an interesting vibe. All right, but listen, you know
Speaker 1: what you do have? The color of choice, the white toes,
Speaker 1: the white souls isn't so let me what is it?
Speaker 1: Because it's like the perfect to nail polished color is marshmallow, marshmallow,
Speaker 1: David marshmallow white. Now you're advanced, like a pearly white
Speaker 1: marshmallow pearly white. So okay, wait, I gotta surprise you.
Speaker 1: Was something. This ship was so crazy because when this
Speaker 1: girl wrote me, I said, so I reposted a picture
Speaker 1: of us or something, and oh from the the other night,
Speaker 1: the wild Joint. Then this girl replied that I know,
Speaker 1: and she said all caps, Oh my god, I had
Speaker 1: sex with him in college, I said, I staid, shut
Speaker 1: the funk up. Mind you I worked with said it
Speaker 1: was good? I said, did he suck your feet? She goes, no,
Speaker 1: he didn't, but he did have porgn on in the background.
Speaker 1: Wait what who went? Do you remember? Oh? Yeah, do
Speaker 1: you remember? She Actually, that's crazy, she wrote. She wrote
Speaker 1: me and she said, I haven't spoken to this girl
Speaker 1: in years. That used to me my, So she wrote me,
Speaker 1: I actually tell you the story of how we met
Speaker 1: and all that. She wrote me the other day she said, oh,
Speaker 1: we's my girl in the bed, like that's my that's
Speaker 1: what my homies. And I'm like, oh, dope, Like yeah,
Speaker 1: we just dope. But she didn't say I told her
Speaker 1: that we have I mean women, I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1: To be fair, we don't tell our male friends and
Speaker 1: guys that we everything that we tell our friends. Like,
Speaker 1: there's been guys that I I'd be like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: made me with my homegirl. I'm not telling you that
Speaker 1: I told my home girl I had you because you
Speaker 1: probably gonna talk to her in years. That's crazy. But
Speaker 1: I'll say that I worked with her for years and
Speaker 1: she never said I did this one black in college. Yo.
Speaker 1: So we met in political science class. I think it
Speaker 1: was either I think it was political science and both.
Speaker 1: Y'all don't do that ship today. What's weird is I
Speaker 1: don't I've never had a white girlfriend. Um, but in
Speaker 1: college I started having sex. I've had I had sex
Speaker 1: a white women. So this is a white woman we're
Speaker 1: talking about. And it's interesting because I used to think
Speaker 1: white girls just weren't I'm saying, we'ren't into me because
Speaker 1: I'm most of the people I grew up with are
Speaker 1: black or Latin, so all my girlfriends have been Blacklin
Speaker 1: only think white girls was into you because because white
Speaker 1: women that I met were either in the white dudes
Speaker 1: or if you're black, so it was like too much
Speaker 1: of in between for them. I felt like I knew
Speaker 1: that by racial men had this problem, so I thought
Speaker 1: about that I did not know. Yeah, that's how I felt.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, yeah, why I don't know how
Speaker 1: to talk to white girls. I don't know what. I
Speaker 1: don't know what. You remember when Sophia said I was
Speaker 1: only got quarter black. But the first white girl that
Speaker 1: ended up turning me out to two things, older women
Speaker 1: and white women, was this my grandma's nurse. When I
Speaker 1: was first of all, I didn't even get to being
Speaker 1: horrible decision. But let's talk about it now. Is your
Speaker 1: grandma still a line? No, she passed away. Okay, mine too,
Speaker 1: suarresting her grandma's But was it like a hospital nurse? No? No, no, no,
Speaker 1: so my grand so crazy. I was like, because now
Speaker 1: you really ain't. My grandma had uh she had like
Speaker 1: a fall and she had to go to the hospital.
Speaker 1: And where we're from there like two hospitals, this White
Speaker 1: Plains Hospital and Westchester Medical Center. But that's where I
Speaker 1: was going during COVID agin which was all I know
Speaker 1: is I lived in the Bronx at the time, and
Speaker 1: then COVID lines was long and she might might have
Speaker 1: took her test. Yeah. So so she was like the
Speaker 1: head nurse and she was taking care of my grandma.
Speaker 1: Wants to grand So she came in the room and
Speaker 1: I'm like, damn, this chick is bad, Like this chick
Speaker 1: is bad. Yeah. I was looking at her. I was
Speaker 1: I was like nineteen. I thought she might have been
Speaker 1: about like at least twenty six, but I wasn't sure
Speaker 1: where she was at. She happened to be twenty eight. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so she happened to be eight, and we caught odds,
Speaker 1: but I was like nineteen. Somehow she found me on
Speaker 1: Facebook and she wrote me. She was like, hey, you
Speaker 1: looked I saw you today and I knew you looked
Speaker 1: super familiar. Actually giving hippo violation, it's not. She happened
Speaker 1: to find you on Facebook grandma's name. So she told
Speaker 1: me that I looked familiar and that she had seen
Speaker 1: me in the neighborhood before. So she went to the
Speaker 1: same high school as me, but she was way older,
Speaker 1: but all of my friends were older. So we started
Speaker 1: having sex, so I think, and it was like too,
Speaker 1: it was some of the best sex I've ever had
Speaker 1: in my life. Like, she turned me, ain't that old?
Speaker 1: If you're I wouldn't would you if you're twenty eight?
Speaker 1: Would you a nineteen year old? Really? Maybe? Well, at
Speaker 1: the time, I was bamboos. So I thought young guys
Speaker 1: had the stamina. I like rounds. I like a negative
Speaker 1: like come and stay hard and puck me right again
Speaker 1: after they come again and puck me again right after.
Speaker 1: I like to be tired until I'm like running from
Speaker 1: the dick right And so I thought just only young
Speaker 1: guys had that. I didn't realize that. So do retired
Speaker 1: men because they have a lot of time on their hands.
Speaker 1: So but also when you're older, you're way more, way
Speaker 1: more advanced in the bedroom. And I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I ain't gotta teach I teach them MoU nothing, no more.
Speaker 1: So now I actually prefer older guys. But the young
Speaker 1: little Tenerani's I used to be after them, So yes
Speaker 1: I did. And you know what, I know she used
Speaker 1: to joke about me all the time. Tell me, God,
Speaker 1: they can't even drink with you. I had a bar
Speaker 1: at my house so we didn't have to go out.
Speaker 1: Just you know, for a fact, these young dudes, when
Speaker 1: you're doing that, they feel like they're on top of
Speaker 1: the because you're an older woman attract to a younger guy.
Speaker 1: So for me, this woman, I was sucking her and
Speaker 1: she was trying to have me live with her, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, I got to go back to college. What
Speaker 1: what things did you said she turned you out? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Not real quick. When I say I'll turn into out,
Speaker 1: I mean certain things. So what did she how did
Speaker 1: she turn you out? What did she started with the gooch?
Speaker 1: Like I was like between the team, I was like,
Speaker 1: what the funk like I had never you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying, I had never felt that before, because the
Speaker 1: chicks my age were not they're not doing it, wasn't eating.
Speaker 1: But I was like, what the fun? Okay, what's your birthday? Okay?
Speaker 1: So she started looking the gate as the age. I
Speaker 1: thought she was getting to the start of the moons win.
Speaker 1: But you just wanted to see when he turned two. Here, Leo,
Speaker 1: I was getting in the Leo rising and Leo, alright, alright,
Speaker 1: you just gotta go with the first one. No one
Speaker 1: needs to hear your whole I'm so used to it,
Speaker 1: but I feel like that's just the fucking how many
Speaker 1: women asked what time you were born? I don't answer
Speaker 1: them anymore. If you're if you're a co star girl,
Speaker 1: like if you're like, get a searching my fucking co
Speaker 1: star to see if we should continue this conversation, I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're you're too deep into the I mean, I'm a
Speaker 1: fun anyway, but sometimes I do like to know what,
Speaker 1: what will happen, what kind of I just don't like
Speaker 1: putting preconceived notions on anything. I'm like, yo, just get
Speaker 1: to know somebody, and then when you're really alight. For instance,
Speaker 1: the girl i'm dated right now, she's a Sagittarius and
Speaker 1: my most intense, my most sex where anybody has been
Speaker 1: a Sagittarius woman. And when she told me she was
Speaker 1: a sag I was like, oh, you already know, like
Speaker 1: you know this is this is gonna be crazy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just knew it, like immediately. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is gonna be wild. And I told her that
Speaker 1: it was crazy. That's why y'all still talking, because that's
Speaker 1: agree you're talking to right now. He said, you know Horizon, Yeah, Moon,
Speaker 1: I forgot what the burger moon telling somebody on a podcast,
Speaker 1: my Moon, I don't know, you said, moon stars. I
Speaker 1: don't know. She's just universe, it's all them. She's she's
Speaker 1: a sade. Do you want to know something? That's why
Speaker 1: I know God God loves me, right, So manifested, manifested her.
Speaker 1: Like the first day we started, I d m her
Speaker 1: right And the first day we started talking, I'm asking it.
Speaker 1: She's Latin, so I'm like, yo, teach me x Y
Speaker 1: and Z in Spanish. And then I found out how
Speaker 1: to say no. You should have seen me at Colombia, Nigga,
Speaker 1: I said, I said, something about a foot massage, and
Speaker 1: she was like, I don't play with me. I love
Speaker 1: feet rubs. And then I was like this, she doesn't
Speaker 1: even know who she's talking. Well, so you do, like
Speaker 1: it ain't they gotta be pretty though, it gotta be
Speaker 1: the whole thing you want, you like giving, like giving
Speaker 1: pretty feet. What I'm saying like kiss a little room man,
Speaker 1: So so I said. I was like, but I was like,
Speaker 1: you gotta have pretty toes, like I'm not gonna we
Speaker 1: can interesting toes. Right after that, she sent me a
Speaker 1: photo of her feet. Right after that via DM. Had
Speaker 1: y'all moved into text message. It was still in the
Speaker 1: d M, but it wasn't but it wasn't the disappearing
Speaker 1: pick she's sitting. She was like, did the suffice? I
Speaker 1: was like, she said you her foot via the Instagram DM,
Speaker 1: did you the first night? No? No, no, So this
Speaker 1: was all. She lives in another city. I don't want
Speaker 1: to say too much. She lives in another city. You
Speaker 1: didn't get a business sucking boom. She lives in another city.
Speaker 1: So this was all over texting DM at first, and
Speaker 1: that ship was an instant connection, like it was crazy.
Speaker 1: So um yeah. When she sent the foot pick, I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, and then she made a joke. I
Speaker 1: don't know if she was serious. And now she's like, oh,
Speaker 1: my cousin told me I could sell feet picks because
Speaker 1: like they're sexy or whatever. And I was like, if
Speaker 1: you were to selfie picks, what would you what would be?
Speaker 1: Did you ask the price? No? I was just trying
Speaker 1: to get more because I'll be honest. So when when
Speaker 1: I pandemic time, I was like, why not? Um didn't
Speaker 1: last long? Only two months I did it. But when
Speaker 1: I was when when I got into the foot picture
Speaker 1: realm you asking that question, was when I learned there's
Speaker 1: things like giving foot jobs on the on the camera,
Speaker 1: pouring food and things on your feet. That was kind
Speaker 1: of anything that's like, um know, anything that's like the
Speaker 1: consistency of nut or come. So what I was thinking like,
Speaker 1: maybe like I did do a video with baby oil,
Speaker 1: because then it glistened. Seriously, need a video? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll look for it. Uh. But also yeah no, but
Speaker 1: then the caraman just holding the foot now seriously well
Speaker 1: and also I didn't realize too that there's a thing
Speaker 1: with how you stretch your toes and art scrunched, so
Speaker 1: there was a thing where he was like now scrunch,
Speaker 1: now spread, and guys apparently like the spreading and scrunch
Speaker 1: research on this because I wasn't. I was very confused
Speaker 1: as to why I like feet and toes. So I'm like, yo,
Speaker 1: I don't know why that ship turns me on, but
Speaker 1: it does. So I looked it up, and there's something
Speaker 1: in your brain that whenever you attracted a genitalia, you
Speaker 1: might have your wires across a little bit where your
Speaker 1: brain confuses feet with genitalia. So the same ship that
Speaker 1: turns you on about a woman's vagina or whatever you're into,
Speaker 1: is you want fourth hole? Is the fourth was supposed
Speaker 1: to be the foot home? Yeah? I mean I've done that? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Really can you? Are they exhausted because it's a lot
Speaker 1: of ad work, like just doing this, like I don't know, No,
Speaker 1: you might be laying down like from the bad, might
Speaker 1: be from the bad. Your feet might be up or
Speaker 1: are you just are I'm laying down and she's laying
Speaker 1: down at her feet or like just in front of
Speaker 1: me and she's doing that. Yeah, it might be a
Speaker 1: good workout. That's kind of hot, even though I don't
Speaker 1: like and the best thing is like coming on toes.
Speaker 1: See I could do this more than I could. I
Speaker 1: don't like my toes and somebody's mouth, see I love
Speaker 1: I don't like wet feet. Yeah. And then if you
Speaker 1: getting they still with I just like, are you gonna
Speaker 1: show me your foot fetish video? Oh my god, this
Speaker 1: looks like porn. This iss funny as there's no sound,
Speaker 1: No there is. It's an audio experience. Here guys, if
Speaker 1: you want to see my foot video, I will post it.
Speaker 1: This is actually yo, this is funny as Now you
Speaker 1: d like somebody kidnaps It looked like somebody kidnapped you.
Speaker 1: They're like, they're like, yo, now now let me just
Speaker 1: it looks like you're in a dunge. It looks like
Speaker 1: you're in the dog all right video the Matrio. Yet
Speaker 1: that was for photos I have. How much did you charge?
Speaker 1: How much did you charge for free? I feel like
Speaker 1: he got off It was for free, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: And we were gonna eventually collab. And if a woman
Speaker 1: took that much time to send me that wife after
Speaker 1: you laugh hysterically because I took time. You know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying, I would think that's mad. You know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying we had him on our show. Did the
Speaker 1: photography you had a whole backdrop it was that was
Speaker 1: my guest bedroom. He is such an interesting person, so
Speaker 1: he comes on. I think also it's very unassuming what
Speaker 1: type of person he would be. He was so interesting.
Speaker 1: I brought him on sex Cells to talk about the
Speaker 1: business of it because I just couldn't understand it. But
Speaker 1: he comes in and he said, you have bad energy
Speaker 1: for me because I'd be joking about feet. He was like,
Speaker 1: why are you be hiding your football? Like why are
Speaker 1: you behind your feet? Then we go through pictures on
Speaker 1: my instagram, my toes, one of which had no policies
Speaker 1: like that ship's fire. You you have nice toes like,
Speaker 1: but no polish of the thing. So there's a ton
Speaker 1: of things regarding web feet unpolishy said, there's even a
Speaker 1: thing about dirty level. I don't want dirty feet, You
Speaker 1: don't want dirty fings. Would you be stomped on or
Speaker 1: steps on? Like there's a thing where even men like
Speaker 1: to get kicked in their balls. We've talked about that.
Speaker 1: You don't want to do what you like walking on
Speaker 1: the chest, Like, yeah, she could do that. I would
Speaker 1: like feeding. I like feed on my face do that
Speaker 1: when I love it, that might make me come up
Speaker 1: in the yeah, yeah, yeah, if like I'm if I
Speaker 1: so if I'm having sex and she's first of all,
Speaker 1: she's like just everything's popping, and then her toes are
Speaker 1: sexy and they go on, they go on my face,
Speaker 1: I'm coming because it's a wrap. Like there's certain things.
Speaker 1: It's like start speaking a different language, dominicating foot mommy,
Speaker 1: it's giving South America. I gotta tell you about how
Speaker 1: one of my boys is like really in defeat and
Speaker 1: he was like, yo, I had a foot model hit
Speaker 1: me up basically like offering me like a foot job.
Speaker 1: But he's popular, like people know he is. So he's like,
Speaker 1: what if I let this bitch come over? And then
Speaker 1: suddenly bag on the shade room is her feet my dick.
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm fucking And he was like, I'd rather
Speaker 1: bitches running train on me. I'd rather the hole say
Speaker 1: I had a little dick anything with me getting the
Speaker 1: foot job. No, I wouldn't mind. Like I thought about this.
Speaker 1: So once I got into like the public, I I
Speaker 1: thought about and I was like, damn, Like there are
Speaker 1: certain women that I that I've dated in the past,
Speaker 1: like ex girlfriends whatever like that. I have pictures on
Speaker 1: my dick and I'm like, you know what, who are they?
Speaker 1: Who are there? Can we see see the people of
Speaker 1: your OFFICI with your dick, Like, do you think they'd
Speaker 1: be willing to share the old picks? That's what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: Like they might just they might just say, oh, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna like see if. I don't think I would be.
Speaker 1: I would be like annoyed that they did that without
Speaker 1: my consent, But at the end of the day, don't
Speaker 1: think it would hurt me. I'm still if nigga trying
Speaker 1: to expose the drop, oh, I'm probably gonna like I'm
Speaker 1: still in the funk out of it. I'm happy with
Speaker 1: my dick. I heard you had a decent size pen
Speaker 1: and not from her. That's then, huh, I would assume,
Speaker 1: So I said, I remember what I heard this, I
Speaker 1: literally said, and no, Nick, I said, really, you're always
Speaker 1: a nice surprise. I'm not gonna lie. I don't know
Speaker 1: many guys they get the pretty eyes and the big
Speaker 1: That's what God was like. You can't be told was
Speaker 1: tall with green eyes and a big dick. I don't
Speaker 1: know how I was blessed I'm one of God's chosen
Speaker 1: an asshole. He's actually he's actually really nice. It's smart.
Speaker 1: You know when I was legit like pray for a
Speaker 1: big dick because I'm like, God, i gotta do something.
Speaker 1: I ain't six feet five nine. Yeah, okay, you know
Speaker 1: I'm I'm you still be pulling bitches, it's pretty honestly,
Speaker 1: do we care? Thing is we do? But we are
Speaker 1: all the same size. Laying down, I'm cool with my height,
Speaker 1: like that's the thing, and I think that helps. Like
Speaker 1: I've dated women taller than me. Yeah, and I first
Speaker 1: date meet me the like, but you're shorted me. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I don't give a fun like, but most tall women
Speaker 1: do like shorter guys. That's the thing. Not really really,
Speaker 1: I don't think so. I think I've pulled certain women
Speaker 1: that are told I've never dated a shorter guy. They like,
Speaker 1: only date basketball players or somebody that there's only like
Speaker 1: them even available they have. That's the other thing. So
Speaker 1: I saw a study the other broke. I saw a
Speaker 1: study the other day and this guy was like, if
Speaker 1: a woman, are you on, bro Like, how you got
Speaker 1: the foot study? You got this? So so I just
Speaker 1: watched a lot of consent right, like podcasts and like that.
Speaker 1: I don't watch that much porn anymore now, I really don't.
Speaker 1: It's funny that that that girl said that because in
Speaker 1: college I watched a lot of porn and it desensitized
Speaker 1: me to real sex. And I actually one of my
Speaker 1: tips to like, if my son or anybody younger than me,
Speaker 1: a dude ever asked me like giving a hord der
Speaker 1: of y'all, here's the sex tip. What's one thing you
Speaker 1: shouldn't do? Watch less porn and do not judge sex
Speaker 1: off of pornography. There's a few reasons for that, Like
Speaker 1: we could delve into those reasons, but for me, I
Speaker 1: lost my sense of reality with physical touch, like human interaction,
Speaker 1: and I was it because is it because you were
Speaker 1: masturbating to the porn or is it because what was
Speaker 1: happening in the porn really didn't align with with your reality?
Speaker 1: I think both two things, Like the look of the
Speaker 1: sex and the reality of it just wasn't real, Like
Speaker 1: women's assholes don't look like that. I've been trying to
Speaker 1: bleach mine. Yeah, I get what. I've been looking up
Speaker 1: ways to do it because I'm like, I know, my
Speaker 1: thighs are also dark in the inside, so I know,
Speaker 1: like I got dark areas, but it's cool. But my
Speaker 1: bootle does you just use like my boot on amby?
Speaker 1: I would like, I mean, I've been looking up like
Speaker 1: same non surgical ways to lighten up my boothole because
Speaker 1: I do like to have anal sex once a quarter
Speaker 1: and I'm just like, I would really just like it,
Speaker 1: like because I've ever got it up like I want.
Speaker 1: This boot hole did not look like a chocolate starfish.
Speaker 1: I wanted to look like caramout starfish. You haven't anal
Speaker 1: sex four times a year about I've never really, I've
Speaker 1: never really had anal sex with a woman. Like, dude,
Speaker 1: that's big, given she said you are too big, But
Speaker 1: now I really believe. All right, I look at you
Speaker 1: laughing is blessing and get the close up. That's funny.
Speaker 1: What the funk? Wait? Who did you hear this? Wait?
Speaker 1: Not the girl from college? Will you'd be out here
Speaker 1: giving that dick out here like it was a minute ago.
Speaker 1: I heard this. Okay, I think I was out. Thank
Speaker 1: you for telling the truth, you know, like like thank
Speaker 1: you say it again, you know, like you were not lying.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest. With you. I actually gotta call
Speaker 1: her to make sure she could with me. Even saying
Speaker 1: that I said it, I feel at guilty, but I
Speaker 1: couldn't help myself after I already I just every time
Speaker 1: I saw you after that, maybe two or three times,
Speaker 1: I was like, is that why you're so nice? Nice?
Speaker 1: I gonna say it? Come on, what the big duck?
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie that. It's one how you got
Speaker 1: your Now, No, I'm happy. I'm happy to be here. Guys. Now,
Speaker 1: I heard this a while ago. Wait, I was so so.
Speaker 1: Aside from the fact that that just is not what
Speaker 1: sex usually looks like, I also wasn't pleasuring women the
Speaker 1: way I should be because in porn, like most of
Speaker 1: the ship I was watching was very aggressive or two women,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, And it wasn't that. It
Speaker 1: ain't wo don't like most women I've slept with, well not.
Speaker 1: They don't want to just be pounded out, you know,
Speaker 1: unless I ask for it, unless you ask for it.
Speaker 1: So I love when Nigga says, are you okay, I'd
Speaker 1: be like, yeah, yeah, because it's like you want as
Speaker 1: a young guy. That's the other thing about young guys
Speaker 1: having sex with older women. Young guys think that they
Speaker 1: know what they're doing, or they think that they can
Speaker 1: keep going and ship, or they realize they're in too deep.
Speaker 1: They're like, oh, ship, Like, I don't have this stamina,
Speaker 1: and I also don't know what the funk I'm doing. Also,
Speaker 1: they're going so fast because that's how they think that's
Speaker 1: what they're trying to do. I think people do confuse
Speaker 1: going fast with stamina and the loss the loss of
Speaker 1: four play. There's like no four play in most porns,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, unless you're watching like a
Speaker 1: real estate agent trying to sell a house and she's like,
Speaker 1: you could maybe we could fun or whatever. Um so
Speaker 1: I watched less porn. Yeah, I like, uh, I like
Speaker 1: real life interactions. Now, well, I want to spill some
Speaker 1: tea because this just happened and it reminds me this
Speaker 1: is the night I saw you, so if you that's
Speaker 1: just a few months back. I went on a date
Speaker 1: with the skater guy who I fucked and it was
Speaker 1: great and then long story short for those who haven't
Speaker 1: heard it, Nick hasn't heard him. Maybe so this guy
Speaker 1: I used a certain type of condom with him right
Speaker 1: that I couldn't believe I found in the house. So
Speaker 1: a condom company gifted me like a hotel night and
Speaker 1: all this ship and basically were like, oh, go over
Speaker 1: rendezvous and like just talk about it. So we go out,
Speaker 1: we have an amazing night. It's like so much fun, shrews,
Speaker 1: We're kicking it, and then bam, his girlfriend shows up.
Speaker 1: I didn't even know you had a girlfriend. Now, I
Speaker 1: would argue that this dick was probably the best I
Speaker 1: had since hospital did. It was so good. Right now,
Speaker 1: I don't married niggas, and I try to have a
Speaker 1: rule about like not faking niggas with girlfriends. But there
Speaker 1: was this part of me that was like, it really
Speaker 1: ain't my problem. I don't want the nigga to let
Speaker 1: me just go to New York and have sex with
Speaker 1: this dude is alright, So as a man, right, I
Speaker 1: look at sex differently now like this today. Right. I
Speaker 1: used to think that, like my my pleasure in life
Speaker 1: was being able if if I'm single, like I could
Speaker 1: funk whoever, how many different people, whatever, whatever, and that's fine.
Speaker 1: But what I started to notice is like, yo, if
Speaker 1: I'm sucking like all these different people, my energy is
Speaker 1: getting low. I'm like I don't even like, I don't
Speaker 1: want to even have a conversation with some of these people.
Speaker 1: I don't even want them after we have sex. It's like, well,
Speaker 1: you know, it's like I don't want to chill with
Speaker 1: you and watch TV after then that's a problem. So
Speaker 1: if I don't want to share energy with you without sex,
Speaker 1: then why am I even having sex with you? For sure?
Speaker 1: I've had this conversation with him. We talked about it
Speaker 1: all the time with the guy you didn't have sex
Speaker 1: with yet, Yes, how much you'll have conversations about and
Speaker 1: then not have sex. Have y'all ever flirted on some
Speaker 1: like we've made out, we've had like yo, yes, no,
Speaker 1: but I think I would flat out because they're going
Speaker 1: Have you ever feel like a quarter? Okay, that's nice,
Speaker 1: that's cool. Do you know, like, have you ever had
Speaker 1: phone sex with him at all? I like, no sex.
Speaker 1: But here's how should just have tonight? I can't tonight?
Speaker 1: You should? You should just like, but this dress is
Speaker 1: given slept so I'm texting you should text it to him,
Speaker 1: and then you should try to have a little phone sex.
Speaker 1: I can't do him like anticipation of you coming back.
Speaker 1: This is how the sex combo happened. It was kind
Speaker 1: of like, oh, you know, like I'm getting older, these
Speaker 1: are things I'm looking for, Like I'm tired of talking
Speaker 1: these holes andl and like I didn't say that, but
Speaker 1: I thought you said that. I'm just saying It was
Speaker 1: like something along those lines of And then it was
Speaker 1: talking about like spending time with someone loves spending time
Speaker 1: with someone. It's great to suck somebody you actually like
Speaker 1: I'm and they're like, hello, nigga, are you sure he
Speaker 1: doesn't have a girlfriend or anybody at positive? I asked
Speaker 1: him to damn at him? Is he a sexual? Mind you?
Speaker 1: I only asked him the day I met I was
Speaker 1: worth because I met him coming off for the night
Speaker 1: that I was with the dude whose girlfriend popped up.
Speaker 1: Maybe he is currently rehabing sex addiction. No girl, all right?
Speaker 1: So wait, is it clear that you and him or
Speaker 1: does he know that? Into him him? And how does
Speaker 1: he think this is a friendship? It's clear? How is
Speaker 1: it clear because you made out? Have you made it clear?
Speaker 1: Let's talk about how you can make it clear that
Speaker 1: you as a woman want to Nick. Let me go
Speaker 1: back to my ship. This is and now I feel
Speaker 1: the preasure. Ain't okay? Threesomes? You ever had one? Not yet?
Speaker 1: What had a big dick and never had a three s?
Speaker 1: What a waste of time. So one of my ex girlfriends,
Speaker 1: when we were like, our relationship was heavy on the rocks,
Speaker 1: and she just suggested, she was like, maybe we should
Speaker 1: bring another woman into the mix. And I was like,
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, but we were really on the
Speaker 1: rocks exactly. You can't do three some tips that you'll
Speaker 1: be asking for if you were on the box with
Speaker 1: your partner, that is not the time to bring a third.
Speaker 1: So she was like, pretty much, you know, we should
Speaker 1: bring another girl into this. And this was a there
Speaker 1: was a girl that we both knew, and she was like,
Speaker 1: what do you think about her? And I'm like, she's fired.
Speaker 1: And as soon as I said that, she got piste off.
Speaker 1: She was like, she's fired, so why don't you gonna
Speaker 1: fun her? And I'm like, yo, you you were the
Speaker 1: one who just this is why do you too think
Speaker 1: she's fired? But no, I'm gonna be real with y'all.
Speaker 1: This is why you can't suck a bit. That's too bad.
Speaker 1: If you're not sure, I would rather have a threesome
Speaker 1: with two women that I'm not like, I don't want
Speaker 1: to be in a relationship or really like a woman.
Speaker 1: I wish I had like an opportunity where I was
Speaker 1: maybe casually dating a girl, like we're totally just sucking,
Speaker 1: and then maybe she has a really hot friend that
Speaker 1: she's always thought was attractive. That's cool, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. And then there's no emotional attachment involve because
Speaker 1: I feel like if you're in the relationship, because if
Speaker 1: you open the door to that, you don't know what
Speaker 1: you're opening. Um, I'm single, but I'm not. But I am.
Speaker 1: I am, but I'm not got it. And we had
Speaker 1: a lot of threesomes, and I realized how much more
Speaker 1: like the checking in, the crossing the boundaries. The way
Speaker 1: I felt it was way different than when I was
Speaker 1: just having three sis like athletes and people who like
Speaker 1: we're fun and good looking, but like not men that
Speaker 1: I would ever be with. So having had been the
Speaker 1: fun girl having three films with my friends or whoever
Speaker 1: they were sucking and we all just fun has been
Speaker 1: completely different than having sex with my partner. But I
Speaker 1: do realize it is a part of a relationship that
Speaker 1: I do like, because I realized how much I like women.
Speaker 1: So I would want my male partner to be comfortable
Speaker 1: enough to know that and to accept it. And you
Speaker 1: can join in or or not. It's so interesting, like
Speaker 1: whenever women asked me that, even women. The girl I'm didding,
Speaker 1: she asked me that early on. She's like, have you
Speaker 1: ever had a three something? I'm like no, She's like,
Speaker 1: for real, that's the question that gets asked. Wait, she said,
Speaker 1: for real, like, because I would have had. And I'm like, yo, honestly,
Speaker 1: Like I'm very content with like fucking one woman at
Speaker 1: a time and I have the best time ever, and
Speaker 1: I don't feel like I'm ever missing anything. But let's
Speaker 1: say I like was dating a chick in another Let's
Speaker 1: say I was dating a chicken like Paris or somewhere,
Speaker 1: and I'll go to see her in Paris and we're chilling,
Speaker 1: and then she happens to have a goddamn podcast because
Speaker 1: I've been many times Paris. Yeah, I love foreign love.
Speaker 1: Foreign love affairs are great, he said from scratch. That's
Speaker 1: what she said. I like that. I like that. Wait,
Speaker 1: hold on, what is going to and mind you if
Speaker 1: the woman lives in Paris, It's not like it's vacation sex.
Speaker 1: Why would that be the ideal thing? Well, what I'm
Speaker 1: saying is it would be ideal that I have no
Speaker 1: real time. You don't even want to run into somebody.
Speaker 1: I just want to If I was going to ever
Speaker 1: have a three something, it would have to be totally
Speaker 1: out of my zone. I don't want to have to
Speaker 1: see y'all all the time that you spent New Years
Speaker 1: in d R Right, No, I'm going to offer relaxation.
Speaker 1: I will say this. You said you're very content, like
Speaker 1: with one person like you. You just said something about
Speaker 1: like I don't know, I don't really need a threason,
Speaker 1: like I'm good with the One of the best compliments
Speaker 1: I felt like I ever had, or maybe not a compliment,
Speaker 1: but a moment a man made me feel really hot.
Speaker 1: I was with this guy and we were meeting up
Speaker 1: in another city and I said something about, like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's Miami, maybe we can you know, get a chick
Speaker 1: to them. He was like, yo, honestly, like we can
Speaker 1: get a chick for real, like anywhere we are, Like
Speaker 1: let's be real, Like I just want to be with you.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking about you. And I was like, that's some
Speaker 1: grown man ship is and it really feels good because
Speaker 1: men get so thirsty. And I wasn't even doing it
Speaker 1: to try to like, you know, oh my god, I'm
Speaker 1: this cool, fun sex bitch like I really did one,
Speaker 1: but I felt very special. And I think when men
Speaker 1: reaffirmed that that not trying to say, you know, trick
Speaker 1: a bit, but it does make women feel more comfortable.
Speaker 1: When you're the one that's constantly saying like I need
Speaker 1: this an x y Z, it's sucking annoying, Like when
Speaker 1: I'm around my boys and they they're like, see me
Speaker 1: happy with one person. As I got older and wiser,
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm like, yo, I don't need to
Speaker 1: Just because you can do something doesn't mean you gotta
Speaker 1: go do it. Like I know I could suck a
Speaker 1: bunch of women, but I don't need to, you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Cause then it's like true power is
Speaker 1: knowing that you boldly keys to something and you're like,
Speaker 1: but I don't really need to use it because why
Speaker 1: what is it actually doing for me? What is it
Speaker 1: making me more money? Is it making me better? You
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. As I get older and I'm
Speaker 1: trying to like build ship. I'm like, I'd rather just
Speaker 1: have a down ass chick who's dopest fuck, who's sucking
Speaker 1: the ship out of me and letting me suck the
Speaker 1: ship out of her, and we're cool, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. And if ever down the line, she's like,
Speaker 1: damn baby, Like I'm kind of feeling like I want
Speaker 1: a chick to eat my pushy or something like that.
Speaker 1: I'm like, Okay, now you just said she doesn't live
Speaker 1: in the same city. Has it been hard for you
Speaker 1: to be monogamous? Like is this something? This is the
Speaker 1: first time in my life so far, and it granted
Speaker 1: it's early, like it's only been Yeah, yeah, this is
Speaker 1: the first time in my life where I've like been
Speaker 1: because I'm technically so I'm still single, I have the
Speaker 1: I can I'm single. We're not it's not my girlfriend.
Speaker 1: But and I told her this, I was like, yo,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm good, Like, I'm only focused. I'm trying my
Speaker 1: best not to confuse the universe with what my intent.
Speaker 1: Why not together? Well, like we're taking our time, you know,
Speaker 1: there's a rush two months Okay, Yeah, so it's like
Speaker 1: I think I remembered you with another Latin and chick,
Speaker 1: and I thought, I think that's I thought that's who
Speaker 1: it was. No, Um, that's gone long, Okay, got you.
Speaker 1: You just have a type. No, I don't so my type.
Speaker 1: It's okay real quick, I'll be coming in my motherfucking friends.
Speaker 1: It is okay to have a type. The fact that
Speaker 1: they all say that my niggas could be brothers or
Speaker 1: cousins or that kid don't And I'm like, okay to
Speaker 1: have a type. But but my thing is, they don't
Speaker 1: want to be a shallow They don't even look they
Speaker 1: don't even look alike. That's what I'm be saying to you.
Speaker 1: They do that the type of dudes that I fun,
Speaker 1: I have the same energy maybe Artie Niggers. No, because
Speaker 1: I've dated up until up until college, like I said,
Speaker 1: I only dated mostly black women and few Latin women.
Speaker 1: Then I went to college and I'm like, oh, ship,
Speaker 1: all right, there's other Indian Indian chick like this. That
Speaker 1: the third and then I moved to Vancouver and I
Speaker 1: started dating Asian women and that was the first time
Speaker 1: I had ever dated as a lot of Asian people.
Speaker 1: There a lot, a lot of huge Asian population over there,
Speaker 1: and I'm I noticed, I'm like, Yo, my type really
Speaker 1: isn't physical, like because I find many different women beautiful physically.
Speaker 1: My type is reciprocated energy, like if I'm putting if
Speaker 1: if I'm like hitting you up and showing you a
Speaker 1: certain type of energy, like let's say I hit you
Speaker 1: up good morning, all that type of ship. If you
Speaker 1: never text me in the morning, that I'm like the
Speaker 1: fun if I don't, if I could not, you want
Speaker 1: good morning? Yeah, I wanna good morning daddy. You know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Morning. Yeah. Let me eat my eggs first.
Speaker 1: Let me get on the treadmill while you on the treadmill.
Speaker 1: Good morning daddy. Yeah, Oh my god. I'm a voice
Speaker 1: no person. I love voice. No, I won't listen to
Speaker 1: a voice. I hate getting them, but like I feel
Speaker 1: like I like sending them. But you want to know something,
Speaker 1: I hate voicemail from people. I don't want voice. Oh,
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear your voice. Certain times I
Speaker 1: got friends don't voice. No, I do like niggas that
Speaker 1: ain't scared to call me. Don't voice know me? Ship
Speaker 1: a blind back? What did you say? Sorry? Didn't you
Speaker 1: think of anxiety with phone? Calls are for people That's
Speaker 1: how you know if you have real chemistry, like if
Speaker 1: you can call somebody in the conversation just for I'll
Speaker 1: be on the phone sometimes for two hours now and
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, ship, I didn't even realize we're on
Speaker 1: the phone. Is I'll be that I was working out
Speaker 1: and she's on the phone while I'm doing pull ups
Speaker 1: and she's saying dirty ship to me. She's like, you're
Speaker 1: making me feel certain type where I'm like, you know,
Speaker 1: how am I making you feel? And like she's hearing
Speaker 1: my gruns some ship. She's like, tell me how you
Speaker 1: think you're making me feel. I'm like, what do your
Speaker 1: grunt sound like? Not? Look, don't house yo? I love
Speaker 1: when n do the gun me like a fucking ground.
Speaker 1: I like, I want to nig them out. It's dude,
Speaker 1: That's why hood nigga. I missed him, but some time
Speaker 1: I'm be tired of fuck. So my thing is the
Speaker 1: I think the beauty with me is that I grew up.
Speaker 1: I grew up in like a seesaw, Like I was
Speaker 1: always hood at Jason, you know what I'm saying. I'm
Speaker 1: always like in the hood, my friends are gang members
Speaker 1: and in high school, but I was never about that life. No, no,
Speaker 1: but it's like I was always on there, like all right,
Speaker 1: I know I have a I have to do ship
Speaker 1: with my life, but I learned so much from the
Speaker 1: streets that I'm able to bring that into my real
Speaker 1: life now. And the women I'm dealing with they're not
Speaker 1: used to that. They're not used to like a dude
Speaker 1: who's doing ship. But they're also like, wow, I've never
Speaker 1: met a dude that can take me to the Bronx
Speaker 1: and like take me to get some like official authentic
Speaker 1: oxyten and fun the ship out of me, but also
Speaker 1: be kind and like you know what I'm saying, funny
Speaker 1: or whatever. And I'm like, yeah, that's how most of
Speaker 1: my friends are like kind man in the Bronx. No,
Speaker 1: I spent a lot of time yea, not the big,
Speaker 1: big big brood ahead, you know what I mean because
Speaker 1: my family's Jamaican, so like that. It's the dick. I
Speaker 1: feel really bad for the girl your name actually, because
Speaker 1: after this episode comes out, they're gonna be like, just
Speaker 1: you're gonna get feet Listen, you go send the feature
Speaker 1: and be like, babe, what you think? You know? That's
Speaker 1: the dope? I love dated girl, right, and we're out
Speaker 1: and I love us both being able to be like yeah,
Speaker 1: she's fired or whatever, you know. As opposed to my
Speaker 1: other dating tip, stop the fucking insecurity. There's no way
Speaker 1: to stop it. There is not a lot of people
Speaker 1: don't have control over how someone else makes them feel
Speaker 1: or how they feel in a certain situation. My thing
Speaker 1: is sometimes there's force and stuff, but sometimes there's forced
Speaker 1: insecurity in the sense of like if nobody's ever all right, So,
Speaker 1: if you're dating somebody and you've never given them a
Speaker 1: reason to Let's say you have guy friends, platonic guy friends.
Speaker 1: You've introduced them, everybody's cool. If they're sitting there like
Speaker 1: questioning you about ship multiple times, like it's okay to ask,
Speaker 1: like yo, like just to make it clear, Like have
Speaker 1: you ever to any of these dudes, and you're like never,
Speaker 1: Like that's my fucking homie. He dates, he's dated my
Speaker 1: cousin before, if he oh, if you and him are tight?
Speaker 1: The other dude and he's constantly saying like, no, I
Speaker 1: don't funk with that dude. He's never given you a
Speaker 1: reason to say that. You're force. You're creating ship that
Speaker 1: doesn't exist, and you're putting it in the universe and
Speaker 1: eventually you're gonna drive her into doing some other type
Speaker 1: of ship. Also, we feel when there's nothing of a
Speaker 1: worse feeling than being around a man that he's worried about, Like,
Speaker 1: because I know when I'm into somebody and they feel it,
Speaker 1: and it's like, what the funk? Like you're sucking up
Speaker 1: the whole. I'm not even thinking about this ship. And
Speaker 1: when women do it, you know it's I've been that
Speaker 1: girl too, But I had to learn to put trust
Speaker 1: in how men feel about me, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: if you're bringing me to an event or a place
Speaker 1: where your friends are at or whatever, I have to
Speaker 1: trust and isolate this moment that you're not the last
Speaker 1: nick guy I thought about, you know what I mean. Like,
Speaker 1: the other thing is it makes you So I've realized
Speaker 1: the difference because I've been insecure before and I've like
Speaker 1: had paranoia and questions and past relationship, and I noticed
Speaker 1: the difference with not doing that anymore. That should just
Speaker 1: makes your Like. So let's say my girl's going down
Speaker 1: and she's wearing a gorgeous asked dress. Maybe here she's
Speaker 1: not wearing a bra and her titties are kind of showing.
Speaker 1: And she goes out to the club or some ship.
Speaker 1: I know for a fact there's gonna be dudes hollering
Speaker 1: at her. It don't evedn't matter if she got the
Speaker 1: dress on nick, that's the thing. Doesn't even matter in
Speaker 1: a hoodie, thank you. But some dudes would be like,
Speaker 1: why you gotta wear that? Why the question or texting?
Speaker 1: Now you're sure you're not talking to nobody. I'm more like,
Speaker 1: you'll have fun, but when you're with an attractive person,
Speaker 1: you have to accept it. Like I hit up my nigga.
Speaker 1: That's my nigga, and he was going out to watch football,
Speaker 1: and I was like, well, don't get hit on too
Speaker 1: much and make sure you know you don't give attention
Speaker 1: to too many people, something along the lines of him
Speaker 1: getting hit on. He was like, well, you know, I
Speaker 1: can't help that. And I was like, well, you're right,
Speaker 1: that's a cool little it's going to be a little
Speaker 1: jealous and throw it in there, you know what. I'm like,
Speaker 1: you gotta have a little bit what okay? No, no, no,
Speaker 1: the grace sweats ain't acceptable. I don't know him know,
Speaker 1: even when he wore my did you make a stop
Speaker 1: before you got here, because this is unacceptable. I do
Speaker 1: think what you can't wear them, But the little jealousy
Speaker 1: can be cute. It's the control ship, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, And the emotional dumping of your insecurities, you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. And I feel like whenever you
Speaker 1: let a woman or a guy like just beat them,
Speaker 1: they're gonna want you more because at the end of
Speaker 1: the day, if if somebody's gonna cheat on you or
Speaker 1: do anything, they're gonna do it. Rather whether you accuse
Speaker 1: them of ship or not. You accusing them of some
Speaker 1: ship that really might have never happened, it's only gonna
Speaker 1: make them think about it more. So why not just
Speaker 1: be fucking calm, cool and collective and be like, yo,
Speaker 1: if you cheat on me that I don't give a
Speaker 1: that's on you. We've got to start thinking better of ourselves.
Speaker 1: Let's just say you're with someone that's super attractive, right,
Speaker 1: there's a I think we talked about a horrible million
Speaker 1: dollars worth the game. Brent Fire said, sometimes I don't
Speaker 1: even look at the baddest bitch in the room because
Speaker 1: I'm looking for the girl that's out the energy or
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, every other woman wants to
Speaker 1: be around her, like that's the girl I'm looking at.
Speaker 1: And I really believe a lot of men are like that.
Speaker 1: I believe that ship with me. Like I hang out
Speaker 1: with a lot of especially since I'm in l A,
Speaker 1: like a lot of I like looking chicks, right, not
Speaker 1: that they ain't doing ship, but like they've got that look.
Speaker 1: And the men that come up to me, like I
Speaker 1: know that they see something else. Right, Maybe my asking
Speaker 1: as bad as my home girl, you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: But like maybe you see that I'm smiling and then
Speaker 1: I'm having a good time and whatever, and you want
Speaker 1: to be around me. And that's a real thing. And
Speaker 1: I think that we've got to understand when people have
Speaker 1: chosen us. Just understand he's always gonna be a bad
Speaker 1: a vision. It gonna be right, Yeah, it's gonna be
Speaker 1: a bit. You had real teeth, yea, not many anymore,
Speaker 1: but y that's back. No, you just gotta be People
Speaker 1: hit me up like you're gonna get your teeth. I
Speaker 1: think that's what are you going to do? Really, I've
Speaker 1: been able to like become confident and like for COVID
Speaker 1: helped me a lot, like with confidence and like really
Speaker 1: loving myself. Well. I feel like before quarantine, I was
Speaker 1: always with somebody. I was always either in a relationship
Speaker 1: or situation ship. And COVID was the first time in
Speaker 1: my life had sit my eyes down. I started working
Speaker 1: out and I was like, yo, I look good as fun,
Speaker 1: like I feel good as fun. I don't need to like,
Speaker 1: I don't care anymore. I didn't come my heir I had.
Speaker 1: I looked like a crazy motherfucker. That just I look
Speaker 1: like I just got out and I was the type
Speaker 1: of dude to do pull up, crush out like yo.
Speaker 1: That was the most. That was the most attention from
Speaker 1: women I was ever getting on Instagram when I was
Speaker 1: not giving a funk and they were like, something about
Speaker 1: you changed, like just be I ain't gold you. We
Speaker 1: love some beards. I had a that's the change. Now.
Speaker 1: I'm like, yo, I'm just gonna be a confident ass dude,
Speaker 1: and it's up to you to want to receive that
Speaker 1: or not. You know what I'm saying. I'm not going
Speaker 1: to pressure you into like not hanging out with your
Speaker 1: girls and making you feel guilty. Do your thing, and
Speaker 1: then when you come home, you know, you're getting good dick.
Speaker 1: So if you want to ruin that, bro, when you're
Speaker 1: fucking somebody, right, it don't matter where they go. I'm
Speaker 1: telling you, it doesn't matter. I've had niggas go any
Speaker 1: kind of fucking party, come back from wherever and just
Speaker 1: be like wanting me that when you really put your
Speaker 1: outfred in the fucking the shoot out of somebody, especially
Speaker 1: before they go somewhere, that's the real move. Don't only
Speaker 1: stuck your before you go to some dayn party. You're
Speaker 1: gonna want to come back home to it. I texted
Speaker 1: the nigga that I wanted to drain him once he
Speaker 1: came to my house in a suit before a g
Speaker 1: Q party. I'll never forget. He was like, all he's
Speaker 1: the best. Yeah, I love. That's what I'm saying about. Like,
Speaker 1: if you find your person, even if it's your person
Speaker 1: for that moment, like you don't need to be outside,
Speaker 1: find filling voids of yourself with other insignificant energies. You
Speaker 1: feel me like, I just feel like as we get older,
Speaker 1: we start to hopefully we start to realize that you don't,
Speaker 1: especially men, like you don't gotta be fucking every woman.
Speaker 1: And like I got some really attractive women friends that
Speaker 1: I've never like, I've never hit on you, you you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. And it's like some of my homies
Speaker 1: can't understand that ship. They're like, yo, men don't they don't.
Speaker 1: Men don't like Yo, you got all these bad like
Speaker 1: chicks like that you chill And I'm like, yeah, and
Speaker 1: I enjoy that, and like there have been times where
Speaker 1: I have really hot home girls who their friends are
Speaker 1: hot to and they've put me on with some of
Speaker 1: their home girls, you know. But also when you find
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Speaker 1: Like I have a lot of dude that hang when
Speaker 1: people don't believe I'm not working to either. It is
Speaker 1: what it is. But I I agree with you, and
Speaker 1: I also want to just add men listening, you see
Speaker 1: that you don't have to be at home. No you don't.
Speaker 1: And I used to be like I was outside you
Speaker 1: could be famous with a big dick and stop at
Speaker 1: some point you can. You know, it's sucking possible, and
Speaker 1: I didn't. I used to think it was yo. I
Speaker 1: used to think I would be like, well, it's probably
Speaker 1: over from I used to look at George Clooney and
Speaker 1: Derek Jeter and I'm like, I guess all till I'm fifty,
Speaker 1: because I know I have to be outside like fucking
Speaker 1: with starlets and all these like different women. And now
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, they don't even dessert. Why do I
Speaker 1: need to be fucking? Why do I need to give
Speaker 1: good dick to all these insignificant interests? You know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying, that's really my dick as good as funk.
Speaker 1: Why I gotta be sucking? No? That? So it's so
Speaker 1: it's like, yo, if you find a dope human, if
Speaker 1: you're a man or a woman and you find a
Speaker 1: dope human, appreciate that ship and stopped looking for something better. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you your grass is greener where you water it. It's
Speaker 1: green because I've I've had I've had I've had to
Speaker 1: go through ship. I've had to have regrets with with
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Speaker 1: you know, I don't regret it in the sense if
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Speaker 1: I'm so happy that it has happened. So I learned
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