WEBVTT - "Hand in Hand!" With Billy Wayne Davis

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<v Speaker 1>I think you guys will really like it. No entering notice, Stockholm. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>this is the last grown up one and tomorrow's Guildfest.

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<v Speaker 1>You can run screaming from all that sausage. Just got happy? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>accept this season as on the BBC. Yes, I will.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what. It's not what I thought it would be,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's a new America. Is somebody's birthday today? Happy

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<v Speaker 1>birthday of Mirror. My name is Art Marine. I am

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<v Speaker 1>the mayor of this happy ship show. Um, I'm here

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<v Speaker 1>to say with me? Is my platonic lover? Uh the

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<v Speaker 1>sexiest twin a lot? My it's not my official best

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<v Speaker 1>friend because the secretary of stays my best friend, but

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<v Speaker 1>it's actually is my best friend. Thank you for clearing

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<v Speaker 1>that up. Aaron Falling. I hang out with women have

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<v Speaker 1>a perfect bone structure like you and Paget. I try.

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<v Speaker 1>I do nothing, but I brushed my hair this morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Look good. Thanks girl. Now Aaron, when this goes up,

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<v Speaker 1>it'll go up tomorrow and it'll be your actual birthday.

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<v Speaker 1>I love birthday. And what I just got you a present?

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<v Speaker 1>When did I give? Okay, America Arden is the best

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<v Speaker 1>because I got a George Michael faith candle. That's right,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like a it's like it's blue, it's powerful. All

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<v Speaker 1>my dreams are going to come true because it's exactly

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<v Speaker 1>when I have semics whispered Naso. And then with us

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<v Speaker 1>we have missed Katie LEVI now our our our sweet princess,

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<v Speaker 1>our secretary of State might beff Paget Brewister is filming

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<v Speaker 1>Criminal Minds when she loves all of you, and she

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<v Speaker 1>sent she was the panty Santa. Today she sent a

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<v Speaker 1>bundle of paint. We all got high end thongs. We

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<v Speaker 1>each got four natory feather thongs. And Rob. I have

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<v Speaker 1>Rob's underwear and you can get to Rob is filming

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<v Speaker 1>a movie. But I want everyone to know. And he

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<v Speaker 1>was so excited when I texted it to him. So

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<v Speaker 1>last week there was a lot of underwear discussion. There

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<v Speaker 1>was a lot of underweard texting I am wearing a

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<v Speaker 1>new pair of underwear that I ordered for myself from

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<v Speaker 1>They are very cute American Eagle Outfitters. There were ten

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<v Speaker 1>ten for thirty five dollars. I have a very cute

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<v Speaker 1>pair of panties on. But so we had this whole

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<v Speaker 1>discussion of what people were underwear this text chain, and

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<v Speaker 1>Rob was the only man on the chain. He really

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<v Speaker 1>rolled with it, and in that moment I broke it

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<v Speaker 1>to him that he did such a good job as

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<v Speaker 1>seventeen Best Story of the Year. And it was tough

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<v Speaker 1>because there's a lot of guys. We have Ralph Garment,

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<v Speaker 1>we have Steve Hitner, we have Thomas Middledish, we have

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<v Speaker 1>my the Boy, I adore your friend Kyle done again.

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<v Speaker 1>Rob is going to be a second year running year. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>so we're so excited. But we also have with us

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<v Speaker 1>Miss Katie Levy, girl, I've been on a tour. I

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<v Speaker 1>just want to say, as because we're waiting for our

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<v Speaker 1>guests to arrive, I want to say here's what I

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to clarify about Grief Island, and I wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>thank everybody for this summer. As we're wrapping up, we're

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<v Speaker 1>closing up this beach for the summer, putting that we're

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<v Speaker 1>putting the storm windows on. Here's what I realized. I

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<v Speaker 1>was done with Grief Island in the sense of like

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<v Speaker 1>Mobi Mobi, but I wasn't done with I wasn't ready

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<v Speaker 1>to go back to the mainland. So now I'm in

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<v Speaker 1>the tube tunnel where I basically I just had so

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<v Speaker 1>much fun on Grief is Grief Island brought me you.

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<v Speaker 1>It brought me Alex, It brought me Recie's Monkeys, it

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<v Speaker 1>brought me Dean, it brought me Kenny, Like, why would

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<v Speaker 1>I ever want to go back to the mainland. It

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<v Speaker 1>brought you singing Journey with two A packed Uh. I

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<v Speaker 1>got me, I got I did that, I got carried

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<v Speaker 1>like over the So I'm now tubing and I want

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<v Speaker 1>to say that I spent the weekend with I went

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<v Speaker 1>to the Project Runway finale. I've basically moved into my

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<v Speaker 1>television I made aside from If It Was Mary Barry

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<v Speaker 1>and from the Great British Baking Show, I basically have

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<v Speaker 1>succeeded in making all of my favorite shows come to life.

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<v Speaker 1>You gotta take those moments and put them on the

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<v Speaker 1>main lane. I went to the Project Runway finale in

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<v Speaker 1>New York because I went to the All Stars. But

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<v Speaker 1>I went again this week to the to the main

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<v Speaker 1>finale with the Lady plays Patti Mayonnaise Yoga Jones from

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<v Speaker 1>Oranges in New Blood. We went, and then I got

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<v Speaker 1>to go to Ulie's studio where she gave me some

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<v Speaker 1>cute clothes. In Cassanova, I met Mondo, I saw Tim Gunn.

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<v Speaker 1>I just spoke rushing for thirty seconds. I have no

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<v Speaker 1>was basically like but it was like I was taking

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<v Speaker 1>out Dan. But they make clothes. It was a cloth

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<v Speaker 1>of people that the Bachelor's would have beat up on

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<v Speaker 1>the playground. So it's like a lot of cute gay

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<v Speaker 1>guys who make clothing adorable. But anyway, that's what I did.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, our guest, I'm so sorry, Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>Most of it was spent at the parking machine. It's confusing. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>you have such a nice dulcet tone. Ladies and gentlemen.

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<v Speaker 1>He is a comedian. He is a straight man who

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<v Speaker 1>is a super fan of the Bachelor. He yeah, in

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<v Speaker 1>a straight way. I think too, So you're not a superman.

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<v Speaker 1>The Bachelor. No, I am, but probably in a weirder way. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Billy Wait, Davis, Hey, yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah I didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>It's very similar to how we stage. No, I understand,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm up here? Do you guys? Does anybody have anything

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<v Speaker 1>to promote? Coming up? Aaron? It's my birthday tomorrow, Leonard

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<v Speaker 1>Airs will be your birthday to day? Yes, is my birthday? Birthday?

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<v Speaker 1>Billy Wait? Do you have a new album out? Don't

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<v Speaker 1>you come out? Yeah? It's a Blue Man Records? You

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<v Speaker 1>did it with? So are you friends with Jack White?

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<v Speaker 1>Third record? Yeah? You said Blue Man Record? Did I?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so hot? Here's what you need to know about me.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't. I'm not a desert flower. And the error

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<v Speaker 1>is out and it's gonna be a lot of ship

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<v Speaker 1>like that. I don't. I don't gonna be. I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to ask you to show me your underwear, and now

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<v Speaker 1>I shouldn't. I did change before it. That's weird. What

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<v Speaker 1>are you wearing? Can I see your underwear just to

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<v Speaker 1>put out the top? Oh? Yeah, okay, I see that.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I would have guess. I would have guess

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<v Speaker 1>gray though. Yeah. Usually Yeah, that's a good did you

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<v Speaker 1>know you were going to it's going to be an underwear.

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<v Speaker 1>I was just in the bathroom before I came here

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, I'm just gonna change, but you

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<v Speaker 1>know what, I put on my new order because I

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<v Speaker 1>realized I lost all my uner was missing. Then I

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<v Speaker 1>went on a bend or I asked everybody went under

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<v Speaker 1>their war Paget just bought all of us, all of

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<v Speaker 1>us underwear. We have high end need Tory underwear. This

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<v Speaker 1>isn't usually how the podcast go. We've been in the

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<v Speaker 1>Underworld three weeks because I've had really ugly undervene yet.

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<v Speaker 1>But then we have men. But that's for Rob. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>so sorry, but I'm gonna be I have a show

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<v Speaker 1>coming up I'm going to and I've already emailed the

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<v Speaker 1>gal from Houston. She's gonna come see it. I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to be playing Hyenas in Dallas, which was actually one

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<v Speaker 1>of my favorite clubs. I'm playing Dallas. I'm playing I've

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<v Speaker 1>played for it worth. I'm playing Dallas Thursday, November through

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<v Speaker 1>and then Friday December one and Friday December two. You

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<v Speaker 1>can get tickets on my website art Marine m y

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<v Speaker 1>r i N dot com. That's a great club. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a great club. It's a great that's actually because I

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<v Speaker 1>I've played for it Worth, which is also fun. But

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<v Speaker 1>Dallas is one of my faves. Dallas is better. It

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<v Speaker 1>is where it is compare the cities. I'm always like, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>there's Dallas and then there's something to the last. He

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<v Speaker 1>look at that before week for Worth is a cute town,

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<v Speaker 1>but it was a little rougher, was a little like

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<v Speaker 1>the crowds are tougher, but it was a cute tower.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a rough town. It's a cow town, cow folk. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>here's what I want to say before we get going.

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<v Speaker 1>If you live in the Los Angeles area, God bless

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<v Speaker 1>Aaron Foil. Last night we were the only city that

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<v Speaker 1>they didn't play Bachelor and Parodies Finalgy. I didn't see

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<v Speaker 1>the Last, I'll be honest. I didn't see last fifteen

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<v Speaker 1>minutes because I had to a stream. I don't have

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<v Speaker 1>a thing, so I had to watch it today and

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<v Speaker 1>then it was like an hour and a half so

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<v Speaker 1>I had to lead to get here and I was

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<v Speaker 1>still late. I understand you did miss like the greatest?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah you did? Really, yeah you did? You did. In

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<v Speaker 1>my head, I was like it can't get more. Did

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<v Speaker 1>you see the proposal? No? Was it? Can I guess

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<v Speaker 1>who it is? Okay, we'll get there. We got there.

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<v Speaker 1>He's smart enough to be like, I cannot do better

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<v Speaker 1>than he certainly can't because Aaron, we'll get there. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>And then but that was where the most football on

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<v Speaker 1>last night? But you found it on a weird channel

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<v Speaker 1>and yeah, I'm a big football and I wasn't you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't gonna watch because it's the freaking Chargers, but yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I didn't. It was bizarre and it was

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<v Speaker 1>like an ABC affiliate. Yeah you found it? How did

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<v Speaker 1>you find it? Um? I just did a little men

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<v Speaker 1>you searched on direct TV and then uh, kind of

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<v Speaker 1>just really you really got into you just use those

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<v Speaker 1>buttons on the remote that most people ignore. Has anyone

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<v Speaker 1>did anyone want? Did anyone know who this new bachelor is?

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<v Speaker 1>Do I remember him now? Not? Laurie said he was sexy.

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<v Speaker 1>He's sexy. But the thing is what was crazy is

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<v Speaker 1>in Emily season, her husband died in a race car accident. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>he's a race car driver and he died on the track.

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<v Speaker 1>Ari came in second, was a race car driver. And

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<v Speaker 1>the whole season. More like you like that, that's like twice,

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<v Speaker 1>shame on you. Yeah, I just remember, just remember thinking,

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<v Speaker 1>how is you going to pick another race car driver?

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<v Speaker 1>He seemed totally find a little bit. I would have

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<v Speaker 1>to say, if my memory serves me correctly, look, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>a little snoozy seems alert. Twitter the morning seems to

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<v Speaker 1>have said that, you see, like Twitter's like he's a

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<v Speaker 1>dirty dog, but we shall see what you mean. I

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<v Speaker 1>think he might be a bit of a d o

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<v Speaker 1>G like a dirty dog. I mean, I think I

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<v Speaker 1>think quite onnest. I think a lot of these guys are,

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<v Speaker 1>let's be real, you come off the batchelor, you're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>get into the bones on like Craig Crap. Oh you

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<v Speaker 1>mean like since he was on? Yeah, I think I

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<v Speaker 1>think without a doubt, because they don't know how to

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<v Speaker 1>handle that. They don't know how to handle it. And

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<v Speaker 1>as Robbie said, we're the center of attention. What did

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<v Speaker 1>he say, We're like in the public eye wherever we go. Robbie, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted them to be together forever. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>she her lips, I can't stop sing. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>they've they've talked about who their plastic surgeons are. And right,

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<v Speaker 1>they're they're married. Are plastic surgeons married? So we need

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<v Speaker 1>to get married her. Okay, let's start talking about it.

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<v Speaker 1>You got did you get the pictures us Knight of

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<v Speaker 1>the Hair? Oh yeah, dude. Here's what I want to

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<v Speaker 1>say before we get going. I may be willing. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna think about it because I'm gonna be filming in Atlanta. Auful,

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<v Speaker 1>we gotta do a live show in Atlanta. We gotta

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<v Speaker 1>do a live show in Atlanta. Here's and and and

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<v Speaker 1>there's been and I'll read there's been a lot a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of people who want New York City. There's I

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<v Speaker 1>might be willing to go to go on Amazon by

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<v Speaker 1>the season of Emily's season and like a bedtime story,

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<v Speaker 1>like a one podcast recap of the adventure of Ari

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<v Speaker 1>on Bachelor in Paradise, just to say who he is? Um,

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<v Speaker 1>I could I could watch a couple of episodes and

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<v Speaker 1>so we can recap and we can just feel like

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<v Speaker 1>like a bedtime story, we could fill people in on

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<v Speaker 1>who he is. Okay, here we go, so we have

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<v Speaker 1>let's start. So basically, they're like, they're like, Paradise is over.

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<v Speaker 1>You either leave hair as a couple or you go,

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<v Speaker 1>you go go, get into the suv and like never

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<v Speaker 1>to be seen. And that's like, I'm pretty new to

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<v Speaker 1>the Paradise War. Can I just say if you have

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<v Speaker 1>you ever seen Paradise before, because it's usually a much

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<v Speaker 1>more fun shot. This was a real morning after show,

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<v Speaker 1>like they did all their humping in Dallas and then

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<v Speaker 1>they're like yeah, so okay, so that's no, it's not normal.

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<v Speaker 1>Normally you stay, some people leave, but like usually there's

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<v Speaker 1>a proposal on the beach, but they realized that they've

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<v Speaker 1>only been there for like two and a half days,

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<v Speaker 1>so it was not going to happen. Start to finish though,

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<v Speaker 1>this is the best episode of the entire season, tell me,

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<v Speaker 1>because it started like it was like racetrack, gun goes off. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I like that. Do this. I was just like, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think so, I don't think so. I loved it.

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<v Speaker 1>Love the love the pace, I will I will say

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<v Speaker 1>this and just talking about the pace and we'll get

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<v Speaker 1>when we get to the I was stunned when they

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<v Speaker 1>said like a date and there was no date. It

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<v Speaker 1>was like here's the bed, are you going to funk

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<v Speaker 1>or not? Yeah? Yeah, that's okay. That was the part

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<v Speaker 1>where I was like today, I was like, is this normal? No, No,

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<v Speaker 1>normally you get fireworks, you get fireworks in like an

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<v Speaker 1>out door meal that they don't touch. And then this

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<v Speaker 1>was line cuisine in a micro rate. It was it

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<v Speaker 1>was like eleven thirty at night, going like do you

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<v Speaker 1>want to do this? And what it was? I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like this. They got a better hotel room

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<v Speaker 1>than Peter and Ryan. They all got like youth hostels

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<v Speaker 1>over in Spain or wherever they were like they were

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<v Speaker 1>they had like some p A had to go to

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<v Speaker 1>like targets, Spinola tar target out so I speak, a

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<v Speaker 1>beautiful and so then they like they had to go

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<v Speaker 1>like finally two throw pills in a candle to make

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<v Speaker 1>the airbnb look fuckable. This was at least a proper

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<v Speaker 1>like hotel room that you should have sex. They were like,

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<v Speaker 1>you best be getting a fucking out And that was

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<v Speaker 1>like that was my favorite part of the episode, I think,

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<v Speaker 1>well other than her throwing at Robbie like no, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think so I was like, oh yeah, I was

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<v Speaker 1>with Robbie on that, like, I know she never wanted

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<v Speaker 1>she always wins when he went in. He looked, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so over it from this? How how does she feel

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<v Speaker 1>about anything? So her face is so, she had her lips,

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<v Speaker 1>she had a fourth lip. She did she she didn't

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<v Speaker 1>mention her kids once. I'm telling you, someone sneezes. That

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<v Speaker 1>woman blows down the beach. She is made of nothing.

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<v Speaker 1>There's nothing there, the only thing holding her down. I

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<v Speaker 1>just I just woke up. Ever, I don't feel like

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<v Speaker 1>if she got hurt, somebody like calling m Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>just this is a hard thing. I mean, you're it's

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<v Speaker 1>not you. You're a really good guy. I just I

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<v Speaker 1>just know five for she has like her one joke

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<v Speaker 1>to like I can finally eat pizza again. It's like,

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<v Speaker 1>my god, okay, I wrote that down and then it's

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<v Speaker 1>not even that good. It's not even that her kids

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<v Speaker 1>are like you're stupid. Oh she's Oh my god, they're

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<v Speaker 1>they must be like, you're so fucking stupid? Is wrong

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<v Speaker 1>with you? I don't know. At least those poor kids

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<v Speaker 1>had to live with gross Josh. How co can we?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, they do have it, Like, can you imagine

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<v Speaker 1>having text with her? Though? That's what I would break

0:16:14.760 --> 0:16:18.680
<v Speaker 1>her first of all, yes, Second, a greeting her emotions.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess it was just really I mean, she was

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<v Speaker 1>all over Josh. She was really into Josh. Like she

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<v Speaker 1>was not attracted to the falcon. That's Robbie. Robbi is

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<v Speaker 1>the falcon. She was not attracted to the falcon. She

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<v Speaker 1>was because of the falcon hair immediately, because because he

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<v Speaker 1>was as soon as you said, I was like, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know why, but I like that because last year

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<v Speaker 1>he was he had more of the falcon, and now

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<v Speaker 1>he's got like the old school bieber that are like clippings.

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<v Speaker 1>I if I knew you any better than you were

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<v Speaker 1>either gay or a lady, I would just take my

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<v Speaker 1>shirt off right now. So I wish we've met. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so I wanted to point out, so I'm gonna take

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<v Speaker 1>us through a little bit. When he said so, he

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<v Speaker 1>got so Chris Harrison gathered everybody. He's like, we're doing

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<v Speaker 1>fantasy sweets. Derek's lady Taylor actually winced when he said

0:17:11.520 --> 0:17:14.760
<v Speaker 1>fantasy sweets. I love it. She's like sexless fully important

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<v Speaker 1>to me, and yet she's like clearly so fucking terrified,

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<v Speaker 1>like she was, I'm really no, I'm a really sexual person,

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<v Speaker 1>and I can't feel anything until I've sexually known you.

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<v Speaker 1>It's that exchange. When then Derek says sex is very

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<v Speaker 1>important to Taylor. I can't like this poor guy. And

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<v Speaker 1>I actually thought they didn't do it yet, Like it's

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<v Speaker 1>because I know you're right they didn't do it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's the only way that he would. By the way, Hi, Katie,

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<v Speaker 1>come on to say hi before we completely lose you

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<v Speaker 1>to the heat. How's your new song treating new Katie?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you excited about it? One up? While we're talking.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you ever said to a man on Katie? Um,

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like after we have sex, um, my feelings

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<v Speaker 1>will progress in a manner down the road that might

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<v Speaker 1>lead to love. Yes, fantasy we should have see I

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<v Speaker 1>like you? Yeah, sure, sure we should do that. I

0:18:23.359 --> 0:18:25.399
<v Speaker 1>will bang you in. After I bang you, feelings of

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<v Speaker 1>love might pop out or my dick might pop out.

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<v Speaker 1>And honestly, I feel like it would make me like

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<v Speaker 1>it would make me like somebody less like I like you,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I and then we did it and it

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<v Speaker 1>was so awful that I'm like it was just to speak.

0:18:38.400 --> 0:18:40.480
<v Speaker 1>I think they're perfect for each other because if he

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<v Speaker 1>can actually hear what's coming out of her mouth and

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<v Speaker 1>agree they should lock it down. She is. Here's the

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<v Speaker 1>thing a problem with her. She is so nice to

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<v Speaker 1>look at, lady. She's got a great body. She's got

0:18:54.400 --> 0:18:57.600
<v Speaker 1>a great body, and her smile like it's just like

0:18:57.680 --> 0:19:00.240
<v Speaker 1>she has like a like it's she's very nice. Still

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<v Speaker 1>look because she also looks like a real person, like

0:19:02.320 --> 0:19:05.959
<v Speaker 1>she's actually like she's sexy and she looks believably like

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<v Speaker 1>you could know her better. This better this season than

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<v Speaker 1>the emotional whatever thing that came out of Med last season.

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<v Speaker 1>Then we graduate, so then we have we have Daniel

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<v Speaker 1>and Lacy and he says, come to your king, and

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<v Speaker 1>she says, I'm gonna love with Daniel. And he says,

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<v Speaker 1>are you ready for the fourth of July? And my pants,

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<v Speaker 1>which I kind of enjoyed. Is a gay man. He

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't be gay or he's my friend. And we've I've

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<v Speaker 1>I've met him. I've met him, and he's done the poe.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm telling you, that's not worried. That's not a bad thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I am a person, but she But what I'm saying

0:19:47.160 --> 0:19:50.359
<v Speaker 1>is he I think he'll blow his mind. The tight,

0:19:50.680 --> 0:19:54.080
<v Speaker 1>the tight hanging out with Vinnie the whole time, he

0:19:54.240 --> 0:19:56.320
<v Speaker 1>talked a lot about looking at other guys dicks, and

0:19:56.359 --> 0:19:59.720
<v Speaker 1>his skin looks like it's like his skin looks like

0:19:59.720 --> 0:20:02.479
<v Speaker 1>he does don't have enough neutral like he's malnourished. I

0:20:02.560 --> 0:20:04.600
<v Speaker 1>just think he would be happier if he had a

0:20:04.640 --> 0:20:09.240
<v Speaker 1>penis in. He's definitely in my I think it's more

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<v Speaker 1>like it doesn't matter. I agree with you. I think

0:20:11.560 --> 0:20:13.879
<v Speaker 1>he's just game. He's pan sexual. Yeah, no, I do.

0:20:13.960 --> 0:20:18.520
<v Speaker 1>I think I've where it's like they just like fucking stuff.

0:20:18.720 --> 0:20:22.760
<v Speaker 1>They just make stuff that's interesting. There's like a handful.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think I could roll. I feel like the

0:20:26.640 --> 0:20:28.560
<v Speaker 1>ladies like ladies, you can, like, if you want to

0:20:28.560 --> 0:20:30.399
<v Speaker 1>make out with ladies, go for it. But like if

0:20:30.480 --> 0:20:33.159
<v Speaker 1>my guy's been off, like fucking lots of guys are

0:20:33.200 --> 0:20:35.840
<v Speaker 1>blowing guys, I just like, please just go do that.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't believe that you're gonna want me forever. I

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<v Speaker 1>just think, overall all the people on the island, Daniel

0:20:42.760 --> 0:20:46.640
<v Speaker 1>is the most disrespectful. I actually cannot stand him. Yeah,

0:20:47.119 --> 0:20:50.840
<v Speaker 1>day one, he's like, oh, we've got scraps, We've got

0:20:50.880 --> 0:20:55.800
<v Speaker 1>scraps kind of everything. He's kind of but he's so gross,

0:20:56.080 --> 0:20:58.320
<v Speaker 1>and then like he's like I'm in love with you

0:20:58.359 --> 0:21:00.680
<v Speaker 1>just to stick it in. And lee SE's I don't

0:21:00.680 --> 0:21:02.480
<v Speaker 1>know what's going on in her head because to be

0:21:02.520 --> 0:21:05.840
<v Speaker 1>attracted to that man after he says nothing, he's just

0:21:05.960 --> 0:21:09.720
<v Speaker 1>so disrespectful. I had the same thought when she was like,

0:21:09.720 --> 0:21:11.360
<v Speaker 1>I want to get other than I think it's wait

0:21:11.520 --> 0:21:14.359
<v Speaker 1>because she's real smart too. Like that's why I'm like,

0:21:14.440 --> 0:21:16.440
<v Speaker 1>I don't care about these two. They're probably they'll hook

0:21:16.520 --> 0:21:18.480
<v Speaker 1>up and then they'll see other shiny stuff and they'll

0:21:18.520 --> 0:21:22.359
<v Speaker 1>go fuck it too. But if she said when he

0:21:22.480 --> 0:21:25.200
<v Speaker 1>said yeah, I think I love her, that's the first

0:21:25.200 --> 0:21:26.919
<v Speaker 1>thing I thought too, was like he's just saying that

0:21:26.920 --> 0:21:30.240
<v Speaker 1>because he's gonna suck her tonight. Of course you can say.

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<v Speaker 1>I also feel like they say that because they know

0:21:33.200 --> 0:21:36.199
<v Speaker 1>it gets the lot. If you can be a love story,

0:21:36.440 --> 0:21:41.000
<v Speaker 1>you're you have more social media, you have more like

0:21:41.119 --> 0:21:45.720
<v Speaker 1>relevance for US Weekly, for Instagram, Like if you can

0:21:46.359 --> 0:21:49.000
<v Speaker 1>make a deal, pair up and make it to the end,

0:21:49.080 --> 0:21:52.200
<v Speaker 1>you're more relevant than if you leave early. It's yes,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's very telling to when they tell each other like, oh,

0:21:55.280 --> 0:21:58.280
<v Speaker 1>you're not cut out for this world. Yeah, and it's

0:21:58.320 --> 0:22:04.080
<v Speaker 1>like that that was like, tell me really revealing. That's

0:22:04.119 --> 0:22:07.520
<v Speaker 1>like she was being changed my hope all does he

0:22:07.640 --> 0:22:10.800
<v Speaker 1>in her defense and Aaron and I might we should.

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<v Speaker 1>You should have her back with me. My girlfriend. She's

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<v Speaker 1>very funny. Um, who's your girlfriend, Aaron Dewy Lennox. Um,

0:22:16.800 --> 0:22:19.199
<v Speaker 1>she uh, she watches it in a different way than

0:22:19.240 --> 0:22:20.960
<v Speaker 1>I do. She really loves it and she gets mad.

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<v Speaker 1>Does she host? Does she host a podcast? Maybe we've

0:22:28.480 --> 0:22:31.040
<v Speaker 1>been together for a while. Um, she hosts the show

0:22:31.200 --> 0:22:33.840
<v Speaker 1>and Frogtown. I know that because it was Saturday night,

0:22:33.880 --> 0:22:37.320
<v Speaker 1>but she probably just don't you know. Okay, okay, okay,

0:22:37.359 --> 0:22:39.240
<v Speaker 1>keep going to like I got in trouble. They're trying

0:22:39.240 --> 0:22:42.880
<v Speaker 1>to help her. Um, okay, so so Rachel Rachel. Yes,

0:22:42.960 --> 0:22:46.320
<v Speaker 1>it was very telling, but like she got mad at

0:22:46.400 --> 0:22:48.160
<v Speaker 1>Rachel and I was like, yeah, it's very telling. If

0:22:48.200 --> 0:22:50.399
<v Speaker 1>who she is, I agree with you. I felt like

0:22:50.480 --> 0:22:52.760
<v Speaker 1>she was nailing it as the bachelorette and then in

0:22:52.800 --> 0:22:55.440
<v Speaker 1>that moment, I'm living my best wife and she wanted

0:22:55.480 --> 0:22:58.560
<v Speaker 1>that ring, but he did force her hand in a

0:22:58.600 --> 0:23:02.840
<v Speaker 1>weird way. It's like the show, this is the game.

0:23:03.280 --> 0:23:08.399
<v Speaker 1>Did you can't propose something? That's what happened. That's the game.

0:23:08.960 --> 0:23:11.359
<v Speaker 1>I went back and on that. I know I was like,

0:23:11.520 --> 0:23:14.359
<v Speaker 1>Peter's right, his feelings are correct, He's doing everything right.

0:23:14.359 --> 0:23:17.440
<v Speaker 1>And then Rob reminded me it was a game show.

0:23:17.680 --> 0:23:19.920
<v Speaker 1>Probably want to our friends under the Boss. We won't

0:23:20.000 --> 0:23:22.040
<v Speaker 1>name names, but some of the gentlemen that we've met

0:23:22.080 --> 0:23:24.600
<v Speaker 1>have all confessed that they also didn't We're trying to

0:23:24.600 --> 0:23:31.959
<v Speaker 1>figure out how to not propose um, because it's like,

0:23:32.000 --> 0:23:34.159
<v Speaker 1>I think you've had like three days with someone, you know,

0:23:34.440 --> 0:23:37.520
<v Speaker 1>you're saying yeah, yeah. They said they didn't want to propose. Yeah.

0:23:37.560 --> 0:23:40.919
<v Speaker 1>I think I think when you get a guy, some

0:23:41.080 --> 0:23:44.640
<v Speaker 1>substantial humans, and I wouldn't put Brian as a substantial

0:23:44.760 --> 0:23:50.280
<v Speaker 1>human man or woman. Uh, it would be extremely hard

0:23:50.320 --> 0:23:53.439
<v Speaker 1>to propose. Uh. And that's why I love Rachel. Up

0:23:53.480 --> 0:23:56.800
<v Speaker 1>to that last episode, I thought she just became someone else.

0:23:56.840 --> 0:23:59.199
<v Speaker 1>She became like almost like this weak lady that was

0:23:59.240 --> 0:24:02.080
<v Speaker 1>like to ring on my finger half. She became a

0:24:02.200 --> 0:24:06.639
<v Speaker 1>Rosale day. Things are so good, and you're like, I'm

0:24:06.720 --> 0:24:10.600
<v Speaker 1>crazy busy, I'm just engaged. Things are so crazy business

0:24:11.800 --> 0:24:15.919
<v Speaker 1>Rosale Day. Don't ever by when you get back in

0:24:15.960 --> 0:24:18.360
<v Speaker 1>touch with someone, or just like you haven't seen someone while.

0:24:18.400 --> 0:24:20.639
<v Speaker 1>And they have three kids, and they live in Long Island,

0:24:20.640 --> 0:24:22.879
<v Speaker 1>and they have a full commuteant in Manhattan. You go,

0:24:22.920 --> 0:24:24.320
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, how do you do it? They're like,

0:24:24.359 --> 0:24:27.720
<v Speaker 1>it's great, it's great, it's great, it's fine. I'm busy,

0:24:28.000 --> 0:24:30.879
<v Speaker 1>and you're like, oh you're you're fucking breaking inside. Now

0:24:30.960 --> 0:24:35.119
<v Speaker 1>I have one child. You like saying three. How older

0:24:35.160 --> 0:24:41.320
<v Speaker 1>is your child? You're fascinating? Does he live with you?

0:24:41.480 --> 0:24:43.480
<v Speaker 1>Does he live with you? Yeah? Well he splits like

0:24:43.520 --> 0:24:46.359
<v Speaker 1>half and half of me and my ex um. What's

0:24:46.400 --> 0:24:49.159
<v Speaker 1>his name? His name? His middle name is Danger. He

0:24:49.200 --> 0:24:53.000
<v Speaker 1>goes about danger. His name is prior Danger. No, that's

0:24:54.200 --> 0:24:56.320
<v Speaker 1>I want to go by Danger? Can I go by Danger?

0:24:56.359 --> 0:24:58.960
<v Speaker 1>Will you call me Danger? This episode, I'm gonna think

0:24:59.000 --> 0:25:03.080
<v Speaker 1>my name is gonna be Foig intern Frego. Okay. So

0:25:03.119 --> 0:25:06.200
<v Speaker 1>then we have jack Stone. So then jack Stone comes

0:25:06.240 --> 0:25:08.600
<v Speaker 1>and he pulls Christin aside, and she's making no eye

0:25:08.600 --> 0:25:11.199
<v Speaker 1>contact with him, and in that moment she looked like

0:25:11.240 --> 0:25:15.240
<v Speaker 1>Molly Ringwald yesterday. And then he said and then and

0:25:15.280 --> 0:25:18.720
<v Speaker 1>then she said, we are friends, we are acquaintances. It's like, well,

0:25:18.800 --> 0:25:21.960
<v Speaker 1>you've made I have not Katie's my friend. I even

0:25:22.040 --> 0:25:27.280
<v Speaker 1>made out with Katie. I thought that exchange was so random. Yeah, Wilson,

0:25:27.400 --> 0:25:29.959
<v Speaker 1>she threw him under the bus and she just was like,

0:25:30.040 --> 0:25:32.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna get I'd rather get knocked over by sea

0:25:32.160 --> 0:25:34.040
<v Speaker 1>wall and went right out to say, because she goes,

0:25:34.119 --> 0:25:35.639
<v Speaker 1>this is squirrel a you want to leave her as

0:25:35.640 --> 0:25:37.560
<v Speaker 1>a scubble like you want us to let's hold hands

0:25:37.560 --> 0:25:39.720
<v Speaker 1>and skip out of her, dude, And then he goes

0:25:39.800 --> 0:25:41.960
<v Speaker 1>do that was so weird. That was so so weird.

0:25:42.359 --> 0:25:45.680
<v Speaker 1>And then somebody said there's killer Jack looking for his prey.

0:25:45.760 --> 0:25:48.879
<v Speaker 1>And then there was well scallop fingers out just really

0:25:48.880 --> 0:25:51.600
<v Speaker 1>happy that scallop as were she wants to be. I

0:25:51.640 --> 0:25:56.000
<v Speaker 1>think for scallops. I wasn't here. I mean the scallops.

0:25:56.080 --> 0:25:58.440
<v Speaker 1>Just this, the young scallop. I have to say. Jack

0:25:58.440 --> 0:26:00.879
<v Speaker 1>Stone's reaction, though, I could he posted and I was

0:26:00.960 --> 0:26:04.200
<v Speaker 1>laughing so hard because he literally started with his A game.

0:26:04.280 --> 0:26:06.720
<v Speaker 1>You know. He comes and he's like listen, you know,

0:26:06.800 --> 0:26:09.040
<v Speaker 1>to the camera, you could be my wife. I'm gonna

0:26:09.119 --> 0:26:10.800
<v Speaker 1>leave here together. And he's like, listen, I just want

0:26:10.800 --> 0:26:12.919
<v Speaker 1>to leave here together, hand in hand, let's do this.

0:26:13.000 --> 0:26:16.240
<v Speaker 1>He tried to change the couple just she was like, no,

0:26:16.280 --> 0:26:18.600
<v Speaker 1>you're an acquaintance. He's like, listen, all I'm saying is

0:26:19.040 --> 0:26:21.280
<v Speaker 1>just grab my hand and we're just gonna leave. And

0:26:21.280 --> 0:26:23.320
<v Speaker 1>then she was like, no, no, I barely know you barely.

0:26:23.520 --> 0:26:25.320
<v Speaker 1>And then he goes, listen, we all have to exit

0:26:25.359 --> 0:26:27.280
<v Speaker 1>at some point. We can just see the exit. We

0:26:27.320 --> 0:26:32.560
<v Speaker 1>can just just leave together. He just literally like lowered

0:26:32.560 --> 0:26:35.040
<v Speaker 1>the bar to like nothing. Oh my god, it was

0:26:35.080 --> 0:26:40.440
<v Speaker 1>almost I felt outside. And then he say goodbye, give

0:26:40.520 --> 0:26:42.720
<v Speaker 1>me somebody. She's like, I'm going to drown myself. I've

0:26:42.800 --> 0:26:45.560
<v Speaker 1>never seen somebody goes so fast to an STV on

0:26:45.640 --> 0:26:49.360
<v Speaker 1>the show and silently, silently everyone everyone was like, wait,

0:26:49.359 --> 0:26:52.680
<v Speaker 1>where did he go pack? I didn't get a ship

0:26:53.200 --> 0:26:56.160
<v Speaker 1>the suitcase. Have that thought there. I was like, oh,

0:26:56.200 --> 0:26:58.240
<v Speaker 1>this would be like what I would do, but not

0:26:58.320 --> 0:27:02.360
<v Speaker 1>tell anyone. Right like two days in and like, did

0:27:02.359 --> 0:27:04.639
<v Speaker 1>you ever have you ever dated somebody? I had a

0:27:04.720 --> 0:27:09.240
<v Speaker 1>horrible boyfriend, horrible And I remember, like I remember it

0:27:09.280 --> 0:27:11.320
<v Speaker 1>was like one of those It was really nineteen, Like

0:27:11.359 --> 0:27:13.240
<v Speaker 1>I was like, wait, I'm gonna what's happening here? Like

0:27:13.240 --> 0:27:15.120
<v Speaker 1>why are all the women in the kitchen, Like this

0:27:15.240 --> 0:27:18.200
<v Speaker 1>is horrible? And I remember just having fantasies of like

0:27:18.800 --> 0:27:21.240
<v Speaker 1>if you just walk out the door, just leave your stuff,

0:27:21.240 --> 0:27:23.120
<v Speaker 1>just leave it, just get in the car. And drive away.

0:27:23.200 --> 0:27:25.639
<v Speaker 1>No one can find you. You just leave your Like

0:27:25.680 --> 0:27:27.400
<v Speaker 1>were you living together at the time. Now, we were

0:27:27.440 --> 0:27:30.280
<v Speaker 1>like like on a weekend getaway, like somebody's house, and

0:27:30.280 --> 0:27:32.120
<v Speaker 1>like all the women were in the kitchen and that's

0:27:32.119 --> 0:27:34.480
<v Speaker 1>so I was like, I don't know, I don't do

0:27:34.520 --> 0:27:37.840
<v Speaker 1>that hidden pack of cigarette. Yeah, I was like I gotta.

0:27:38.040 --> 0:27:39.720
<v Speaker 1>I had fantasies of just like I was like, just

0:27:39.800 --> 0:27:43.200
<v Speaker 1>leave you, just leave you. Nothing that's in that suitcase

0:27:43.320 --> 0:27:46.160
<v Speaker 1>is worth going back for, or just grab a marriage

0:27:46.200 --> 0:27:48.480
<v Speaker 1>like that, just like every day, mind, I just leave.

0:27:49.000 --> 0:27:51.480
<v Speaker 1>How long were you married? Three years? And you know,

0:27:51.600 --> 0:27:53.320
<v Speaker 1>like and then when did you how did you actually

0:27:53.359 --> 0:27:56.840
<v Speaker 1>do it? How did you get out? Did you say it?

0:27:56.880 --> 0:28:00.640
<v Speaker 1>Did you dare yourself? No? It just another thing happened.

0:28:00.680 --> 0:28:03.240
<v Speaker 1>And I was on the road all right back. So

0:28:03.280 --> 0:28:06.199
<v Speaker 1>then Jackson Jackson the car. Then Raven comes out Raven

0:28:06.359 --> 0:28:08.280
<v Speaker 1>and I was looking at her kid job going she

0:28:08.480 --> 0:28:13.159
<v Speaker 1>really they were out last night, They were out all seasons,

0:28:13.240 --> 0:28:16.320
<v Speaker 1>but they were extra las and that yellow bikini. And

0:28:16.320 --> 0:28:17.960
<v Speaker 1>then he goes, canna steal you for a minute. Can

0:28:17.960 --> 0:28:20.600
<v Speaker 1>I still you for a moment, my fiancee for a moment, please,

0:28:21.240 --> 0:28:24.719
<v Speaker 1>And uh so she was and then she was like

0:28:25.560 --> 0:28:28.960
<v Speaker 1>she grew on me again. Last night she was withholding.

0:28:29.000 --> 0:28:31.320
<v Speaker 1>I found her to be kind of sweet and charming

0:28:31.440 --> 0:28:33.520
<v Speaker 1>and she says all the like she she really is

0:28:33.560 --> 0:28:37.399
<v Speaker 1>such a real person with real reactions. And did I

0:28:37.440 --> 0:28:41.440
<v Speaker 1>think she was gonna say no no, but legitimate reasons

0:28:41.960 --> 0:28:44.360
<v Speaker 1>didn't work out. It seems like she's had a string

0:28:44.400 --> 0:28:46.960
<v Speaker 1>of I would say, boyfriends that literally hit her. Well,

0:28:47.120 --> 0:28:52.400
<v Speaker 1>she had with the shoe and she saw the vagina.

0:28:52.520 --> 0:28:54.480
<v Speaker 1>She hit him with the shoe, which made me last

0:28:54.800 --> 0:28:57.480
<v Speaker 1>she has had like some trash and then nick after

0:28:57.640 --> 0:29:03.200
<v Speaker 1>she's from Arkansas. Yeah, it's first of all, it's amazing.

0:29:03.440 --> 0:29:06.120
<v Speaker 1>She can't go back. She can't move back. No, there's

0:29:06.160 --> 0:29:09.120
<v Speaker 1>no one there for her. Um, if she does, that's

0:29:09.120 --> 0:29:12.480
<v Speaker 1>what she's Where does Adam? Adam? I think was in

0:29:12.560 --> 0:29:14.760
<v Speaker 1>like New Jersey or New York or something. Yeah, she

0:29:14.800 --> 0:29:19.760
<v Speaker 1>needs to turn the corner. She needs to to Austin,

0:29:19.800 --> 0:29:24.040
<v Speaker 1>Texas and find some dude. I'm there. I'm kind of

0:29:24.240 --> 0:29:27.120
<v Speaker 1>share for Adam. I share him for Adam and too

0:29:27.160 --> 0:29:31.040
<v Speaker 1>because Adam, Now, Adam, you did remember last night that

0:29:31.120 --> 0:29:33.440
<v Speaker 1>he's the dude, He's the dude with the doll. I

0:29:34.240 --> 0:29:36.160
<v Speaker 1>was like, wait, a minute. Is he the dude with

0:29:36.240 --> 0:29:39.440
<v Speaker 1>the doll? He is the dude with the doll. They

0:29:39.440 --> 0:29:42.360
<v Speaker 1>went to the fantasy suites. Now, we befriended some of

0:29:42.360 --> 0:29:44.320
<v Speaker 1>the guys from the show, and they were saying, in

0:29:44.400 --> 0:29:47.680
<v Speaker 1>real life Adam, actually, they're like, he seems boring on

0:29:47.720 --> 0:29:50.480
<v Speaker 1>the show, but in real life, Adam has a real job.

0:29:50.520 --> 0:29:52.160
<v Speaker 1>He's just like a normal dude. He's just like a

0:29:52.200 --> 0:29:57.280
<v Speaker 1>good guy. He's just like they're like, he's just like actually,

0:29:57.320 --> 0:29:59.800
<v Speaker 1>like in real life he would be considered like a catch.

0:29:59.840 --> 0:30:02.520
<v Speaker 1>He's he's got a real job, a real career. He's

0:30:02.520 --> 0:30:04.800
<v Speaker 1>a nice guy. He's a solid he likes his family,

0:30:04.840 --> 0:30:06.840
<v Speaker 1>like he's trying to be famous. Yeah, he's like, this

0:30:06.920 --> 0:30:08.640
<v Speaker 1>is my buddy out him. He's a good guy. Like

0:30:08.680 --> 0:30:10.960
<v Speaker 1>he's a real dude, And I like that. All it

0:30:11.000 --> 0:30:13.360
<v Speaker 1>takes is a good job. Because everybody's name than it

0:30:13.440 --> 0:30:22.360
<v Speaker 1>just co owner, social media influence, social media influencer, aspiring,

0:30:23.760 --> 0:30:28.600
<v Speaker 1>aspiring hail or hair model, beer opener. Yeah, it's just

0:30:28.680 --> 0:30:33.720
<v Speaker 1>it's silly now considering air being being my laundry room

0:30:34.120 --> 0:30:37.640
<v Speaker 1>still here. Okay, so then let's talk before we get

0:30:37.680 --> 0:30:40.640
<v Speaker 1>We'll come back to d We'll come back to Raven

0:30:40.680 --> 0:30:43.240
<v Speaker 1>and Adam because we're gonna go because we'll get to them.

0:30:43.880 --> 0:30:47.720
<v Speaker 1>So we're gonna do Dean, Dean and Dilo. And she's like, no,

0:30:47.840 --> 0:30:50.960
<v Speaker 1>it seems silly. She looked extra sexy in her white

0:30:51.080 --> 0:30:55.040
<v Speaker 1>frill top and her white with nothing. She looked as good.

0:30:55.120 --> 0:30:57.960
<v Speaker 1>She's hot and she was very hot again, because I

0:30:57.960 --> 0:30:59.600
<v Speaker 1>felt like she was less hot this season, that she

0:30:59.640 --> 0:31:02.000
<v Speaker 1>gives so hot and nixies that I thought she was

0:31:02.360 --> 0:31:07.840
<v Speaker 1>pretty hot. I thought she was. That she was super

0:31:07.840 --> 0:31:10.480
<v Speaker 1>fucking hot. Seems like the type that you would have

0:31:10.560 --> 0:31:14.560
<v Speaker 1>to consciously not look at her in person. Well, that's

0:31:14.600 --> 0:31:17.240
<v Speaker 1>what she because she's so hot. It's too too hot.

0:31:17.480 --> 0:31:20.360
<v Speaker 1>It hurts like if I hadn't been watching the episode

0:31:20.360 --> 0:31:21.720
<v Speaker 1>with my sister, I would have paused it and just

0:31:21.760 --> 0:31:26.080
<v Speaker 1>been like girl and like high five myself and then

0:31:26.160 --> 0:31:32.960
<v Speaker 1>gotten real close to TV and been like girls, frego,

0:31:33.040 --> 0:31:38.200
<v Speaker 1>you're that's your name right, and I'm danger keep yourself

0:31:38.200 --> 0:31:41.440
<v Speaker 1>in check for you. I would have gotten real close

0:31:41.520 --> 0:31:45.680
<v Speaker 1>to two hands and Peter, Peter, Peter might be too

0:31:45.760 --> 0:31:48.800
<v Speaker 1>much for me to look at his face. Peter's Instagram

0:31:48.880 --> 0:31:52.760
<v Speaker 1>is insane. He got hot his body, isn't that Peter

0:31:52.840 --> 0:31:56.520
<v Speaker 1>is the one that wouldn't. But oh the dude from Madison,

0:31:56.720 --> 0:32:04.480
<v Speaker 1>he's real fucking fine boy, just so foy, he's so boring.

0:32:04.760 --> 0:32:06.880
<v Speaker 1>He's only he got I thought that most of the season,

0:32:06.880 --> 0:32:10.000
<v Speaker 1>but then he grew on. His friends were like a

0:32:10.320 --> 0:32:15.800
<v Speaker 1>community college. Roch was like it was like two put

0:32:15.800 --> 0:32:17.840
<v Speaker 1>together where he was like, I've got black friends. I

0:32:17.880 --> 0:32:20.040
<v Speaker 1>did a last comic standing package where they go back

0:32:20.080 --> 0:32:21.719
<v Speaker 1>and look at your family and it's like, oh, I

0:32:21.760 --> 0:32:26.520
<v Speaker 1>can see how thought out this was. Tell me, what

0:32:26.560 --> 0:32:27.960
<v Speaker 1>do you mean who had to cast? Like this is

0:32:28.000 --> 0:32:30.280
<v Speaker 1>my uncle Dave? I mean, I didn't have to cast.

0:32:30.400 --> 0:32:33.680
<v Speaker 1>My dad goes, yo, they're gonna do that because your accent.

0:32:33.800 --> 0:32:35.600
<v Speaker 1>He's like, do you want to show him a real hillbilly?

0:32:35.640 --> 0:32:36.680
<v Speaker 1>And I was like, what are you talking about? He's

0:32:36.680 --> 0:32:38.400
<v Speaker 1>like your uncle Jack? And I was like, oh ship

0:32:38.600 --> 0:32:42.280
<v Speaker 1>did you Yeah? We showed him my dad did they are? Yeah?

0:32:42.680 --> 0:32:45.240
<v Speaker 1>I mean my uncle Jack looks like if like like

0:32:45.400 --> 0:32:51.480
<v Speaker 1>someone drew a hillbilly. Truly, it's like it's it's you

0:32:51.520 --> 0:32:54.320
<v Speaker 1>know what I have to say. The Marine family, God

0:32:54.320 --> 0:32:56.719
<v Speaker 1>bless him, God bless the Marines. We could dust some

0:32:56.760 --> 0:32:58.920
<v Speaker 1>stuff off. We could dust a few things off if

0:32:59.000 --> 0:33:01.680
<v Speaker 1>we wanted to. Don't become a lady comedian. If there's

0:33:01.720 --> 0:33:03.360
<v Speaker 1>not a few things you can dust off. If I

0:33:03.360 --> 0:33:05.760
<v Speaker 1>had a video camera at Mary Dick's house, I could

0:33:05.800 --> 0:33:10.080
<v Speaker 1>have had a bag three days convincing them to leave

0:33:10.160 --> 0:33:12.000
<v Speaker 1>their house because they were in the middle of the

0:33:12.040 --> 0:33:15.280
<v Speaker 1>irma storm storm, and they would my dad would have it,

0:33:15.320 --> 0:33:17.520
<v Speaker 1>and then they finally did. My dad wouldn't leave his

0:33:17.600 --> 0:33:22.360
<v Speaker 1>apartment in New York when they had sandy, and so

0:33:22.480 --> 0:33:26.920
<v Speaker 1>finally my brother had power, and um my gentleman caller

0:33:27.160 --> 0:33:30.640
<v Speaker 1>brought over peanut butter and a flashlight for him because

0:33:30.640 --> 0:33:32.920
<v Speaker 1>he wouldn't he's diabetic, to where he was diabetic. And

0:33:32.960 --> 0:33:36.480
<v Speaker 1>then so finally they're like, dude, this is getting dangerous.

0:33:36.480 --> 0:33:39.120
<v Speaker 1>You have to fucking leave. So they brought him to

0:33:39.200 --> 0:33:41.560
<v Speaker 1>my brother's house in Brooklyn where there was power, and

0:33:41.720 --> 0:33:44.320
<v Speaker 1>my brother's wife kept sending me photos and she's super

0:33:44.800 --> 0:33:47.200
<v Speaker 1>like Catholic, and she kept sending me photos of my dad.

0:33:47.200 --> 0:33:50.080
<v Speaker 1>It's like your father. Ten am my living room and

0:33:50.120 --> 0:33:51.880
<v Speaker 1>he was sprawled out in the middle of the living

0:33:51.920 --> 0:33:55.040
<v Speaker 1>room just reading fifty Ships of Gray. And then he

0:33:55.080 --> 0:33:59.400
<v Speaker 1>said to my gentleman, yeah, well he kept the flashlight.

0:33:59.440 --> 0:34:01.600
<v Speaker 1>He just kept using to read fifty Shades of Gray

0:34:01.760 --> 0:34:05.440
<v Speaker 1>like at his apartment, and then and then, and then

0:34:05.480 --> 0:34:08.839
<v Speaker 1>he kept saying to the gentleman caller, have you ever

0:34:08.920 --> 0:34:13.799
<v Speaker 1>made a woman blush? Like? I can't like your daughter?

0:34:14.000 --> 0:34:19.160
<v Speaker 1>You know, I just understand. I was in Wyoming. I

0:34:19.280 --> 0:34:21.640
<v Speaker 1>was in Wyoming. Thankfully I didn't have to winess it.

0:34:21.640 --> 0:34:23.040
<v Speaker 1>But I was like, wow, he really took one for

0:34:23.120 --> 0:34:28.319
<v Speaker 1>the team. Yeah, that was my or was it? It

0:34:28.440 --> 0:34:30.440
<v Speaker 1>was my mom? And my mom didn't know. My mom

0:34:30.520 --> 0:34:32.400
<v Speaker 1>just she's like, oh, this is on the cover. This

0:34:32.480 --> 0:34:34.880
<v Speaker 1>is on the New York Times bestseller lest So she

0:34:34.920 --> 0:34:37.880
<v Speaker 1>didn't know it just come out. She didn't know, and

0:34:38.040 --> 0:34:40.279
<v Speaker 1>she was like, my word. She's like, did you know

0:34:40.280 --> 0:34:42.640
<v Speaker 1>that there's a thing called anal beads? My mom, Janna Marine,

0:34:43.280 --> 0:34:46.760
<v Speaker 1>her birthday on Sunday, Happy birthday for oh your Oh

0:34:46.800 --> 0:34:50.879
<v Speaker 1>my god, buying house knee, Oh my god, a little control. Yeah,

0:34:50.920 --> 0:34:54.000
<v Speaker 1>no longer, Rent, no longer Rent. I got him. Get

0:34:54.040 --> 0:34:55.920
<v Speaker 1>my mom and Jenna Marine. I talked to her. She's

0:34:55.960 --> 0:34:59.960
<v Speaker 1>got a new you go, can you just pull him out?

0:35:00.000 --> 0:35:02.920
<v Speaker 1>That stranger danger, stranger danger, Okay, so you can have

0:35:02.960 --> 0:35:06.200
<v Speaker 1>that one that's for you, that's for you, so then okay,

0:35:06.320 --> 0:35:09.920
<v Speaker 1>So then Dean Christina and then he says to Dillo,

0:35:10.560 --> 0:35:14.120
<v Speaker 1>I love Christina, and then I want to leave separately,

0:35:14.719 --> 0:35:18.600
<v Speaker 1>and then Dello has a great body, and then Dean's crying, saying,

0:35:18.640 --> 0:35:22.200
<v Speaker 1>I literally hate myself. Here's the thing, Dean, don't hate yourself,

0:35:22.400 --> 0:35:25.000
<v Speaker 1>but but but I do see where people pleasing has

0:35:25.040 --> 0:35:27.680
<v Speaker 1>gotten you in trouble. It's like he couldn't bear that

0:35:27.719 --> 0:35:29.960
<v Speaker 1>somebody would be mad at Nobody's made everybody so much

0:35:29.960 --> 0:35:32.680
<v Speaker 1>more mad at him because it's like, you, like, if

0:35:32.719 --> 0:35:34.479
<v Speaker 1>you want to get in the bone zone with Dilo,

0:35:34.560 --> 0:35:37.799
<v Speaker 1>which you clearly do because you texted her afterwards. Bro, like,

0:35:38.080 --> 0:35:42.320
<v Speaker 1>just let Chris was the most that can I speak.

0:35:46.080 --> 0:35:49.880
<v Speaker 1>Here's the thing. I don't think that dude has truly

0:35:49.920 --> 0:35:54.600
<v Speaker 1>been in the position to just get mad pussy. He's

0:35:54.600 --> 0:35:58.759
<v Speaker 1>pretty cute though we've hung out with him. He's I

0:35:58.840 --> 0:36:03.520
<v Speaker 1>agree with that, but you also don't realize you. I think,

0:36:03.560 --> 0:36:07.480
<v Speaker 1>deep down he's a wonderful human being come out, but

0:36:07.640 --> 0:36:10.399
<v Speaker 1>there is that he's got mad that is coming at

0:36:10.440 --> 0:36:15.120
<v Speaker 1>that age two of being like you when presented with

0:36:15.239 --> 0:36:19.080
<v Speaker 1>someone like she's so hot, well, yeah that's fine, and

0:36:19.160 --> 0:36:23.200
<v Speaker 1>she wanted to suck him too. No, I agree, but

0:36:23.680 --> 0:36:26.319
<v Speaker 1>he should have just let yes. And you start going

0:36:26.360 --> 0:36:29.160
<v Speaker 1>through your head of like uh to quote like Chris

0:36:29.239 --> 0:36:31.960
<v Speaker 1>Rock or or is it anything like pussy past? But

0:36:32.120 --> 0:36:35.520
<v Speaker 1>being like girls you've turned down or it didn't work

0:36:35.520 --> 0:36:39.680
<v Speaker 1>out with, then you're just thinking, like I do want

0:36:39.680 --> 0:36:42.520
<v Speaker 1>to suck her? You mean Christina? No, I mean, but

0:36:42.600 --> 0:36:44.719
<v Speaker 1>that's okay, But then why did he not? Why didn't

0:36:44.719 --> 0:36:47.400
<v Speaker 1>you just leave a dealo? Well, it's also like he

0:36:47.480 --> 0:36:51.400
<v Speaker 1>wanted to funk Dialo but he likes It's two different worlds.

0:36:51.440 --> 0:36:53.040
<v Speaker 1>I know, I got it that that's what I had

0:36:53.040 --> 0:36:54.680
<v Speaker 1>to say. I get I get that you want to

0:36:54.680 --> 0:36:57.279
<v Speaker 1>suck everyone, go funk everyone. But this is why how

0:36:57.320 --> 0:37:01.359
<v Speaker 1>women always get mad at man, Because men, if they

0:37:01.400 --> 0:37:04.440
<v Speaker 1>were just honest, if they were literally just said listen,

0:37:05.239 --> 0:37:07.840
<v Speaker 1>I think you're fantastic. I just need to bang a

0:37:07.880 --> 0:37:09.680
<v Speaker 1>bunch of people. Christina would be like, go bang a

0:37:09.680 --> 0:37:13.160
<v Speaker 1>bunch of people, because they want two different things. So

0:37:13.400 --> 0:37:15.640
<v Speaker 1>I wasn't even mad that he I mean, I didn't

0:37:15.680 --> 0:37:19.319
<v Speaker 1>think he handled it the proper way. But like, all

0:37:19.480 --> 0:37:21.799
<v Speaker 1>you have to do is be like I'm gonna go

0:37:22.160 --> 0:37:25.719
<v Speaker 1>on Bancester seventeen. And when you don't and then you go, oh,

0:37:25.840 --> 0:37:29.080
<v Speaker 1>just just hold on for me for a little bit show.

0:37:29.440 --> 0:37:32.000
<v Speaker 1>I know. She was like, oh my God called him

0:37:32.000 --> 0:37:33.560
<v Speaker 1>out on the ship and Christina was like, wait, you've

0:37:33.560 --> 0:37:36.839
<v Speaker 1>been calling me. That's when I was like, d that's

0:37:36.840 --> 0:37:41.520
<v Speaker 1>what I like. You just gotta let christ Yeah. I

0:37:41.640 --> 0:37:44.440
<v Speaker 1>think men get into trouble. He also think he started

0:37:44.480 --> 0:37:47.279
<v Speaker 1>getting like people trashing him online, so he knew maybe

0:37:47.280 --> 0:37:49.400
<v Speaker 1>if he stayed with Christina that it looked better. But

0:37:49.440 --> 0:37:51.640
<v Speaker 1>it's like, but he but at the end of the day,

0:37:51.640 --> 0:37:56.000
<v Speaker 1>he there's nothing wrong with going and humping America. If

0:37:56.000 --> 0:37:59.640
<v Speaker 1>you want. He's a pleaser. You can't have a lot

0:37:59.640 --> 0:38:02.600
<v Speaker 1>of different women because women it's like he's like he's

0:38:02.600 --> 0:38:04.879
<v Speaker 1>a walking allan on right because he's trying to get

0:38:04.880 --> 0:38:07.759
<v Speaker 1>his family together, his mom. He's just he literally is

0:38:07.800 --> 0:38:11.399
<v Speaker 1>just can't He's like pleasing everybody, and he's gonna he's

0:38:11.440 --> 0:38:13.399
<v Speaker 1>gonna suck the wrong people and he's gonna get fucked.

0:38:13.800 --> 0:38:19.120
<v Speaker 1>A good outside to him, it's because he can't be

0:38:19.200 --> 0:38:22.600
<v Speaker 1>confrontational with people because he's never it's been never been

0:38:22.640 --> 0:38:26.640
<v Speaker 1>rewarded because he can't confront because it's just pushed away.

0:38:26.680 --> 0:38:28.720
<v Speaker 1>So he's just like well, you can't do that, because

0:38:28.760 --> 0:38:32.120
<v Speaker 1>then you're you're whoever you confront turns and puts on

0:38:32.160 --> 0:38:35.080
<v Speaker 1>a turban as the person you don't know anymore. That's

0:38:35.080 --> 0:38:37.960
<v Speaker 1>where he's at. He's also like, what if Christina was

0:38:38.000 --> 0:38:43.920
<v Speaker 1>in a turban? Um? Also she's scary talk I meet Christina?

0:38:44.000 --> 0:38:49.440
<v Speaker 1>Have you met Christina? Christina lipstick? Did you? Did you?

0:38:49.800 --> 0:38:51.760
<v Speaker 1>I want your new turban? Where did you get this turban?

0:38:51.840 --> 0:38:55.080
<v Speaker 1>I got turban from my dead boyfriend's father. I kill

0:38:55.200 --> 0:38:57.720
<v Speaker 1>him with my bare hands. See, I call other people

0:38:58.200 --> 0:39:01.080
<v Speaker 1>and then that don't call me. I killed the father.

0:39:01.120 --> 0:39:05.480
<v Speaker 1>I ripped therbo off the woods in Kentucky. Yes, I

0:39:05.560 --> 0:39:08.560
<v Speaker 1>bet that is an interesting gunning. Now who gave you this?

0:39:09.560 --> 0:39:11.400
<v Speaker 1>You said I have a secret insight. Who did you

0:39:11.400 --> 0:39:14.680
<v Speaker 1>get your insight from? A woman? Is your lady? Yeah?

0:39:14.719 --> 0:39:16.319
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, because I said it. I was like, well,

0:39:16.360 --> 0:39:18.880
<v Speaker 1>his problem is he can't confront his father, but without

0:39:18.920 --> 0:39:21.200
<v Speaker 1>crazy ship happened, so he can't confront anybody. That's why

0:39:21.200 --> 0:39:23.560
<v Speaker 1>he see him deep with these two women. Yeah. And

0:39:23.600 --> 0:39:26.120
<v Speaker 1>she was like and I was like, I don't think

0:39:26.120 --> 0:39:28.279
<v Speaker 1>it's that deep. I think it was pretty. I think

0:39:28.280 --> 0:39:30.439
<v Speaker 1>you were exploiting. I think he's like a nice guy

0:39:30.480 --> 0:39:33.880
<v Speaker 1>who also now we were with him in San Francisco.

0:39:33.960 --> 0:39:40.640
<v Speaker 1>Women love him, Yeah, we have. I hung out with

0:39:40.680 --> 0:39:44.440
<v Speaker 1>him all weekend and he's adorable and it's also and

0:39:44.480 --> 0:39:46.480
<v Speaker 1>he had Rachel said I love you and then said

0:39:46.560 --> 0:39:48.560
<v Speaker 1>him home. He's got the mom, he's got the dad

0:39:48.680 --> 0:39:50.920
<v Speaker 1>like he It was the perfect storm of like we

0:39:50.960 --> 0:39:53.120
<v Speaker 1>all want to take care of Dean, poor Dean. He's

0:39:53.160 --> 0:39:56.920
<v Speaker 1>all alone in the world. He's adorable, undateable right now.

0:39:57.239 --> 0:39:59.320
<v Speaker 1>Boy just needs to stick it in, keep it moving,

0:39:59.600 --> 0:40:03.120
<v Speaker 1>no real, a lot of contact, no confrontation. See, I'm

0:40:03.120 --> 0:40:05.759
<v Speaker 1>gonna see, I'm gonna I'm going to give a shout

0:40:05.800 --> 0:40:07.200
<v Speaker 1>out to my friend Katie right now. We're going to

0:40:07.280 --> 0:40:10.000
<v Speaker 1>cut to the end for one second. Katie, when are

0:40:10.040 --> 0:40:11.920
<v Speaker 1>you going to leave your boyfriend and run away with Benzi?

0:40:12.120 --> 0:40:14.920
<v Speaker 1>Because I felt that that one and I felt that end.

0:40:14.960 --> 0:40:17.800
<v Speaker 1>It was it was a proposal to you on national television.

0:40:17.800 --> 0:40:20.719
<v Speaker 1>It's like, it's like there's two proposals last night. No,

0:40:20.880 --> 0:40:22.919
<v Speaker 1>I could not agree with him more about how much

0:40:22.920 --> 0:40:25.560
<v Speaker 1>he loves his dog. I know, like everyone's acting like

0:40:25.600 --> 0:40:27.040
<v Speaker 1>it was so terrible, and I was like, I tell

0:40:27.080 --> 0:40:29.520
<v Speaker 1>Scout all the time that she's the love of my life.

0:40:29.719 --> 0:40:31.600
<v Speaker 1>She's a great dog. I say it in front of

0:40:31.640 --> 0:40:33.640
<v Speaker 1>my boyfriend. I stared in Scout's eye and I go,

0:40:33.719 --> 0:40:36.239
<v Speaker 1>you're the love of my life. Yeah, I really want to.

0:40:36.280 --> 0:40:40.200
<v Speaker 1>I honestly want to be best friends with Benz. Just texting. Okay,

0:40:40.239 --> 0:40:42.520
<v Speaker 1>I just gotta I just gotta text, and said the Dean.

0:40:42.719 --> 0:40:44.959
<v Speaker 1>But wait a minute, I'm looking at Dean right now.

0:40:45.680 --> 0:40:49.160
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, can I want to Can we call

0:40:50.520 --> 0:40:54.719
<v Speaker 1>Dean is and hold on you de texting right now? Sorry,

0:40:54.760 --> 0:40:56.840
<v Speaker 1>I'm so sorry. I don't usually even have my phone on.

0:40:57.080 --> 0:40:59.040
<v Speaker 1>Okay a minute. What does your boyfriend's day when you

0:40:59.080 --> 0:41:02.240
<v Speaker 1>say he's the love of my life? Oh? He agrees.

0:41:02.280 --> 0:41:03.960
<v Speaker 1>I asked him once. I said if there was a fire,

0:41:03.960 --> 0:41:05.799
<v Speaker 1>who would you save me or Scout? And he said

0:41:05.840 --> 0:41:08.680
<v Speaker 1>Scout and we like and didn't make you love Yeah,

0:41:09.960 --> 0:41:12.279
<v Speaker 1>because because you're you're you'll figure your way out. But

0:41:12.360 --> 0:41:14.279
<v Speaker 1>we need to save the dog. And I was like,

0:41:14.360 --> 0:41:16.920
<v Speaker 1>I agree, you would fire your way out. I would

0:41:16.920 --> 0:41:19.719
<v Speaker 1>trust you. You could be like on Team Rubicon. I

0:41:19.760 --> 0:41:22.360
<v Speaker 1>would send you in and you get help with disaster.

0:41:22.600 --> 0:41:24.800
<v Speaker 1>We we have this discussion all the time in the house. Scouts.

0:41:24.840 --> 0:41:27.200
<v Speaker 1>The most important thing in both of our lives. Okay,

0:41:27.560 --> 0:41:30.239
<v Speaker 1>getting any fan? No, I'm not. I'm getting no fan.

0:41:30.360 --> 0:41:32.200
<v Speaker 1>All right, I'm gonna keep it going. So then he

0:41:32.320 --> 0:41:37.920
<v Speaker 1>leaves Diggie and Dom. She she Dom. He breaks up

0:41:37.920 --> 0:41:40.920
<v Speaker 1>with Dom and then a little bit and then he

0:41:40.960 --> 0:41:44.520
<v Speaker 1>says to Jamie, I think she'll be ecstatic about the

0:41:44.560 --> 0:41:46.880
<v Speaker 1>news that I want. I don't did. I do not

0:41:46.960 --> 0:41:49.399
<v Speaker 1>believe he fucking said that. Yeah, I think I want

0:41:49.400 --> 0:41:52.280
<v Speaker 1>to leave it. Uh, I want to leave it, Jamie.

0:41:52.280 --> 0:41:54.560
<v Speaker 1>I think she'll be ecstatic about the news. Diggie got

0:41:54.600 --> 0:41:56.600
<v Speaker 1>grosser and grosser when he said he I want you

0:41:56.640 --> 0:42:00.560
<v Speaker 1>to choke on my strawberry. Um, I really liked him,

0:42:00.640 --> 0:42:02.360
<v Speaker 1>and I liked him and Tom because Don was a

0:42:02.520 --> 0:42:05.279
<v Speaker 1>cag and all of a sudden he just went. He

0:42:05.400 --> 0:42:09.040
<v Speaker 1>just flew like into like Dickville. And I literally was like,

0:42:09.160 --> 0:42:12.839
<v Speaker 1>what she's Oh, she's going to be a static because

0:42:12.840 --> 0:42:16.000
<v Speaker 1>he picked her. He shoved his strawberry down a girl's

0:42:16.040 --> 0:42:18.520
<v Speaker 1>throat and said choke on my strawberry. I didn't like

0:42:18.640 --> 0:42:21.920
<v Speaker 1>him since then he meant it was something else, like

0:42:22.000 --> 0:42:24.959
<v Speaker 1>he was flying he think, so maybe I couldn't figure

0:42:25.000 --> 0:42:26.520
<v Speaker 1>out what he meant by that. Why would a guy

0:42:26.560 --> 0:42:30.040
<v Speaker 1>say that it was like a modern day love letter.

0:42:30.560 --> 0:42:33.600
<v Speaker 1>He's not good with words. Um, but thank god Jamie

0:42:33.640 --> 0:42:36.759
<v Speaker 1>was like yourself. Yeah, Jamie was like, no, maybe it's

0:42:38.120 --> 0:42:43.000
<v Speaker 1>exactly or if you had both. Hey, Jeremy, she's the

0:42:43.040 --> 0:42:49.480
<v Speaker 1>one that's bisexual. They the one who's openly bisexual. Um. So,

0:42:49.520 --> 0:42:52.120
<v Speaker 1>then Robbie and Amanda and he goes, I want a

0:42:52.280 --> 0:42:56.160
<v Speaker 1>new hay clan. I want little Robbie's running around when

0:42:56.160 --> 0:43:01.600
<v Speaker 1>he's getting ready to go and with like, yeah, I

0:43:01.600 --> 0:43:03.840
<v Speaker 1>did think that. The kid when when he said that,

0:43:03.880 --> 0:43:06.040
<v Speaker 1>I was like, I don't know that. She's like, she's like,

0:43:06.080 --> 0:43:08.279
<v Speaker 1>I'm done, and she was, I just and I had

0:43:08.320 --> 0:43:11.360
<v Speaker 1>so much fun with you. I just I just I

0:43:11.360 --> 0:43:13.520
<v Speaker 1>don't know. I just this is like the ever had

0:43:13.560 --> 0:43:15.560
<v Speaker 1>to do. It's like if my lashes were a little

0:43:15.560 --> 0:43:22.440
<v Speaker 1>bit longer, her lips, her her lips and outside were

0:43:23.280 --> 0:43:26.080
<v Speaker 1>So we're in Mexico. Were left with Lacy and Daniel,

0:43:26.200 --> 0:43:28.279
<v Speaker 1>Raven and Adam and Taylor and Derek go into the

0:43:28.320 --> 0:43:30.839
<v Speaker 1>fantasy sweet where I forgot my name? Wait, what's my name?

0:43:31.000 --> 0:43:34.799
<v Speaker 1>The date is in the room and um so then

0:43:34.920 --> 0:43:38.520
<v Speaker 1>Lacey says, I'm following for you and it's terrifying, and

0:43:38.520 --> 0:43:41.000
<v Speaker 1>then I'm starting to fall for you in a relationship.

0:43:41.360 --> 0:43:44.160
<v Speaker 1>And then they do the whole Facebook status thing and

0:43:44.200 --> 0:43:47.120
<v Speaker 1>then they cut right to the date car there's no date,

0:43:47.560 --> 0:43:51.080
<v Speaker 1>and then and then she says, if he proposed, I

0:43:51.120 --> 0:43:54.920
<v Speaker 1>would say yes, and then we hear over the outro,

0:43:55.280 --> 0:43:58.000
<v Speaker 1>you're a bad girl. And then he spanked her and

0:43:58.080 --> 0:43:59.719
<v Speaker 1>that was the last we saw their date. Okay, we'll

0:43:59.719 --> 0:44:01.719
<v Speaker 1>just do a date and then we'll get to the

0:44:01.719 --> 0:44:05.920
<v Speaker 1>then feel good And then we have Derek and Taylor

0:44:06.760 --> 0:44:11.680
<v Speaker 1>and oh no, no, wait was this we have Raven

0:44:11.680 --> 0:44:14.120
<v Speaker 1>and Adam. I don't think I can reciprocate these feels. No,

0:44:14.280 --> 0:44:16.239
<v Speaker 1>this is Derek and Taylor. I don't think I could

0:44:16.280 --> 0:44:19.719
<v Speaker 1>reciprocate these feelings right now because sex, um, there's one

0:44:19.840 --> 0:44:22.040
<v Speaker 1>more piece that we haven't and then he goes, I

0:44:22.080 --> 0:44:23.880
<v Speaker 1>can't wait to get to know you in that way,

0:44:24.400 --> 0:44:27.520
<v Speaker 1>and then she says having sex and being pho. He

0:44:27.640 --> 0:44:31.120
<v Speaker 1>says having sex and being physical is very important to Taylor.

0:44:31.320 --> 0:44:34.319
<v Speaker 1>I literally almost threw the TV out the window. I

0:44:34.360 --> 0:44:36.880
<v Speaker 1>was like, I can't even believe that these people speak

0:44:36.880 --> 0:44:39.880
<v Speaker 1>to each other like this. I know, it's so fucking hilarious.

0:44:39.960 --> 0:44:42.640
<v Speaker 1>Twenty three, I'd be like, take your fucking pants off.

0:44:42.719 --> 0:44:47.279
<v Speaker 1>We're getting in the bone zone. If I had that

0:44:47.320 --> 0:44:49.080
<v Speaker 1>thought too, Like when she was talking, I was like

0:44:49.120 --> 0:44:50.680
<v Speaker 1>if some girls talking to me like, they'd be like,

0:44:50.719 --> 0:44:52.120
<v Speaker 1>I don't know the way you talk about it. I

0:44:52.120 --> 0:44:54.440
<v Speaker 1>don't want to do it now. Yes, it's like a

0:44:54.480 --> 0:44:57.759
<v Speaker 1>bone It's like literally, this is how I'm going to

0:44:57.840 --> 0:45:00.319
<v Speaker 1>be feeling when you put your penis in. And I

0:45:00.360 --> 0:45:03.240
<v Speaker 1>was also watching and I'm like that sucks, like so boring.

0:45:03.480 --> 0:45:07.719
<v Speaker 1>Like I was like, I hope we have chemistry. I

0:45:07.760 --> 0:45:09.359
<v Speaker 1>hope he had like a math it was like a

0:45:09.360 --> 0:45:11.400
<v Speaker 1>math problem on top of me, and it would make

0:45:11.440 --> 0:45:13.440
<v Speaker 1>her come. It was like it was like she was

0:45:13.520 --> 0:45:16.600
<v Speaker 1>driving like pole position that I was like to Like

0:45:16.680 --> 0:45:19.000
<v Speaker 1>the third time we did, I was like, I can't

0:45:19.560 --> 0:45:23.520
<v Speaker 1>it's so boring, way like boring, which around it made

0:45:23.520 --> 0:45:26.439
<v Speaker 1>it so unsexy and even like this slow like what

0:45:26.520 --> 0:45:31.240
<v Speaker 1>was she looking for of like you really opened yourself up?

0:45:31.280 --> 0:45:39.239
<v Speaker 1>Like how like she from like virgin status almost like yeah,

0:45:39.320 --> 0:45:42.000
<v Speaker 1>Bernie Man really opened me up there. But it also

0:45:42.080 --> 0:45:45.880
<v Speaker 1>felt to me it was more like slow eye contacting,

0:45:46.000 --> 0:45:49.120
<v Speaker 1>like I you are in me and we are eye

0:45:49.239 --> 0:45:54.120
<v Speaker 1>lacking and to become one but individuals and my own person, like,

0:45:54.400 --> 0:45:56.640
<v Speaker 1>just what's the under over that she started journaling while

0:45:56.680 --> 0:46:00.440
<v Speaker 1>his cock as soon as it goes in, she's and

0:46:00.840 --> 0:46:04.640
<v Speaker 1>there we are, and we have reached me more emotional,

0:46:04.960 --> 0:46:19.640
<v Speaker 1>emotional and oh you call orgasms love? And then and

0:46:19.680 --> 0:46:22.840
<v Speaker 1>then one of them says, I can't remember who it was.

0:46:22.920 --> 0:46:25.080
<v Speaker 1>It was either, I don't even remember which couple. I

0:46:25.120 --> 0:46:27.560
<v Speaker 1>can't wait still in public. I can't wait to get

0:46:27.640 --> 0:46:30.799
<v Speaker 1>to know you in that way having Okay, it's just

0:46:30.840 --> 0:46:34.239
<v Speaker 1>so gross. So then we have Adam and Raven and

0:46:34.360 --> 0:46:36.640
<v Speaker 1>she's like she was nervous. I would be nervous if

0:46:36.680 --> 0:46:38.600
<v Speaker 1>you haven't. I'm still like looking all these even like

0:46:38.640 --> 0:46:41.759
<v Speaker 1>you guys have been at a resort in Mexico for

0:46:41.800 --> 0:46:44.280
<v Speaker 1>a month and you've done it. Yet I don't buy

0:46:44.320 --> 0:46:46.520
<v Speaker 1>that you haven't done it. Why are you nervous now?

0:46:46.960 --> 0:46:49.120
<v Speaker 1>I just think at that age, I mean, I wasn't

0:46:49.160 --> 0:46:51.520
<v Speaker 1>like a whore, but I was also trying to figure

0:46:51.520 --> 0:46:52.759
<v Speaker 1>out I was gay, and I was like, I'm gonna

0:46:52.840 --> 0:46:56.600
<v Speaker 1>need agent and Tonics and every lady, but like you're

0:46:56.640 --> 0:47:02.800
<v Speaker 1>just like you. Yes, but I loved it bank Fest.

0:47:03.040 --> 0:47:05.880
<v Speaker 1>You know, I made out with everyone. I didn't anyone.

0:47:06.800 --> 0:47:12.960
<v Speaker 1>Everyone with everybody did, I made me I would have

0:47:13.000 --> 0:47:16.239
<v Speaker 1>been so much, so much more promiscuous if it was.

0:47:16.400 --> 0:47:19.440
<v Speaker 1>I was fully convinced. I just couldn't ever freely not

0:47:19.520 --> 0:47:22.320
<v Speaker 1>think about disease or pregnancy. So I just but I

0:47:22.400 --> 0:47:24.200
<v Speaker 1>did make out with every Pregnancy would have tripped me

0:47:24.280 --> 0:47:26.120
<v Speaker 1>up a lot more than the disease. I went straight

0:47:26.160 --> 0:47:28.920
<v Speaker 1>to disease. I went straight to Pregnancy was never my thing.

0:47:28.920 --> 0:47:30.880
<v Speaker 1>It was like, I don't want my mom was always

0:47:30.880 --> 0:47:32.800
<v Speaker 1>like just a pregnant. He was like, you want to

0:47:32.840 --> 0:47:35.160
<v Speaker 1>be on the pill. Your love is like God bless

0:47:35.160 --> 0:47:37.799
<v Speaker 1>you that you think anyone's knocking on my door. No

0:47:37.840 --> 0:47:40.160
<v Speaker 1>one's knocking on the door, you know, not on Do

0:47:40.160 --> 0:47:41.759
<v Speaker 1>you know that I look like barbed from stranger thing?

0:47:43.840 --> 0:47:46.360
<v Speaker 1>You want to see a photo, I'll show you. You're not.

0:47:46.400 --> 0:47:47.879
<v Speaker 1>You're not going to be. No one should be trying

0:47:47.920 --> 0:47:50.360
<v Speaker 1>to fuck you before you're fifteen, anyone exactly. I'm like,

0:47:50.400 --> 0:47:51.719
<v Speaker 1>why are they trying to get me on the pill?

0:47:52.000 --> 0:47:54.640
<v Speaker 1>I'm flattered that they think I even need to pill? This? Really?

0:47:54.760 --> 0:47:59.120
<v Speaker 1>Thank you? Women make out just just make out a lot.

0:47:59.200 --> 0:48:02.600
<v Speaker 1>I made out with everyone. I made out with everyone,

0:48:02.719 --> 0:48:06.919
<v Speaker 1>but nobody was like I was satisfying makeout sessions where

0:48:06.920 --> 0:48:10.759
<v Speaker 1>men I just feel like if they're not, there's no

0:48:11.719 --> 0:48:16.280
<v Speaker 1>after fourteen, there's no satisfying making unless it's like stuff

0:48:16.280 --> 0:48:19.439
<v Speaker 1>is shooting from your from your every now and then

0:48:19.520 --> 0:48:21.279
<v Speaker 1>it's like like the way you have a thrush on

0:48:21.320 --> 0:48:23.279
<v Speaker 1>a girl and like for like a long time and

0:48:23.320 --> 0:48:27.279
<v Speaker 1>then you just make out with the one that's pretty satisfying. Yeah,

0:48:27.320 --> 0:48:31.040
<v Speaker 1>but like it's very rare as an adult man, you

0:48:31.080 --> 0:48:32.520
<v Speaker 1>go out and you're like, I made out like three

0:48:32.520 --> 0:48:34.400
<v Speaker 1>girls and know it was pretty awesome. You're always like

0:48:34.960 --> 0:48:39.200
<v Speaker 1>you always like I almost suck three girls, right right.

0:48:39.239 --> 0:48:42.560
<v Speaker 1>It was a terrible night, say terribly if I've made

0:48:42.560 --> 0:48:43.840
<v Speaker 1>out with three chicks on one night to come on

0:48:43.920 --> 0:48:48.960
<v Speaker 1>and be like, yeah, i'd be. I love making out.

0:48:49.480 --> 0:48:54.120
<v Speaker 1>I love girls, just like making out. We love we

0:48:54.280 --> 0:48:56.800
<v Speaker 1>love to make out. Katie, do you love making out?

0:48:57.880 --> 0:48:59.640
<v Speaker 1>You like to get at it, You like to get

0:48:59.640 --> 0:49:02.400
<v Speaker 1>at it to get at it. But also like random

0:49:02.480 --> 0:49:11.640
<v Speaker 1>makeout was super fund. You can just make out with anyone.

0:49:11.680 --> 0:49:17.480
<v Speaker 1>It was like, yeah, she was the first person women, yeah,

0:49:17.520 --> 0:49:20.880
<v Speaker 1>because but if you were, if you were a single

0:49:20.960 --> 0:49:23.200
<v Speaker 1>gal though, she was like making out a model, it

0:49:23.239 --> 0:49:25.879
<v Speaker 1>was it was impressive, Like going around, did you worry

0:49:25.920 --> 0:49:30.279
<v Speaker 1>about disease? Sorry, there's a couple. Did you worry about disease? Yeah,

0:49:30.280 --> 0:49:34.239
<v Speaker 1>of course I wish I was. I was careful though,

0:49:34.480 --> 0:49:37.600
<v Speaker 1>I was always careful, and I still well, I've been

0:49:37.600 --> 0:49:41.719
<v Speaker 1>with my boyfriend like five years. I all, like, I

0:49:41.880 --> 0:49:44.879
<v Speaker 1>just never had that moment of like there was never

0:49:44.960 --> 0:49:47.280
<v Speaker 1>it was literally coming of age at like the height

0:49:47.400 --> 0:49:49.160
<v Speaker 1>of like you're all going to get a like, so

0:49:49.200 --> 0:49:51.360
<v Speaker 1>it was really like, so there was never that moment,

0:49:51.680 --> 0:49:55.120
<v Speaker 1>like I never had that moment of Like my friends

0:49:55.120 --> 0:49:58.279
<v Speaker 1>and I we were all very like we like if

0:49:59.080 --> 0:50:01.320
<v Speaker 1>like a few friends that were with serious boyfriends and

0:50:01.360 --> 0:50:04.600
<v Speaker 1>we went to planned parenthood. They got birth control, got condoms.

0:50:04.600 --> 0:50:06.879
<v Speaker 1>Like we were all like, oh, I really mature about

0:50:07.360 --> 0:50:10.759
<v Speaker 1>tons of condom having sexual intercourse. I was just like

0:50:10.840 --> 0:50:14.480
<v Speaker 1>t open up to book five, chapter two, page eighteen

0:50:14.640 --> 0:50:18.360
<v Speaker 1>called feelings in the Boys pull out your penises, girls

0:50:18.400 --> 0:50:23.759
<v Speaker 1>pull out your vagina. Wait wait, whoa you add? So

0:50:23.960 --> 0:50:26.759
<v Speaker 1>there we are. We're back in the studio and we

0:50:26.840 --> 0:50:32.000
<v Speaker 1>have where's Benzi? Not there with the dog? Wells was

0:50:32.040 --> 0:50:35.080
<v Speaker 1>off to the sidelines. All what did you think of

0:50:35.120 --> 0:50:38.239
<v Speaker 1>Wells as the as the bartender? Dude. I mean I

0:50:38.280 --> 0:50:40.160
<v Speaker 1>know wells I knew him before the show. He was

0:50:40.160 --> 0:50:43.560
<v Speaker 1>on the show. Um, he's a genius. He's an adorable

0:50:43.560 --> 0:50:47.160
<v Speaker 1>little genius. See someone I may have heard from a

0:50:47.160 --> 0:50:48.600
<v Speaker 1>friend of a friend and he was like, well, is

0:50:48.640 --> 0:50:50.680
<v Speaker 1>this going to be a bartender? And like my first

0:50:50.760 --> 0:50:52.640
<v Speaker 1>I was like, yeah, yeah, that felt like a good call,

0:50:52.920 --> 0:50:56.280
<v Speaker 1>a great call he was. He was provided much needed

0:50:56.320 --> 0:50:59.799
<v Speaker 1>commentary the entire season. And I love him And he

0:51:00.200 --> 0:51:03.759
<v Speaker 1>has that wonderful ability that the rare humans do that

0:51:03.880 --> 0:51:07.560
<v Speaker 1>like he hears everyone out. Yeah, and if he does,

0:51:08.440 --> 0:51:10.080
<v Speaker 1>he would could. I feel like he could be a

0:51:10.120 --> 0:51:12.480
<v Speaker 1>Carson Daily or Ryan's Secret, Like he could move here

0:51:12.480 --> 0:51:14.760
<v Speaker 1>and have a national TV show and then he's charming

0:51:14.800 --> 0:51:16.600
<v Speaker 1>and he could host things like he wouldn't want to

0:51:16.600 --> 0:51:19.640
<v Speaker 1>be with wealth, Yeah, and hanging out with him lovely. Yeah,

0:51:19.680 --> 0:51:26.560
<v Speaker 1>he's lovely. Also, he's I also know him, Like, I

0:51:26.600 --> 0:51:29.760
<v Speaker 1>didn't see you, so that was scary, but now I'm

0:51:29.760 --> 0:51:33.400
<v Speaker 1>so now I'm happy. Yeah, and they got you panties

0:51:33.440 --> 0:51:37.480
<v Speaker 1>for you for you so you're like way late, So

0:51:37.520 --> 0:51:40.759
<v Speaker 1>I don't feel better at all. Oh my god, it's

0:51:40.800 --> 0:51:46.640
<v Speaker 1>so hot, I'm losing Steave. Alright, wrap up this is fun.

0:51:47.640 --> 0:51:51.000
<v Speaker 1>Here you go, here's some panties for you. I might

0:51:51.000 --> 0:51:52.279
<v Speaker 1>have more panties for you. I guy just have to

0:51:52.280 --> 0:51:54.200
<v Speaker 1>make sure. Okay, So here we go, so then we

0:51:54.280 --> 0:51:58.239
<v Speaker 1>have okay, so then we have so Karenna tomorrow will

0:51:58.239 --> 0:51:59.440
<v Speaker 1>come out. She's like, I'm gonna go back to my

0:51:59.480 --> 0:52:03.279
<v Speaker 1>fashioned designed I was like, oh really. I fell on

0:52:03.400 --> 0:52:06.440
<v Speaker 1>fast forwarded both their commentary because I can't. I can't

0:52:06.480 --> 0:52:08.960
<v Speaker 1>like how many fucking times are they going to parade

0:52:08.960 --> 0:52:12.480
<v Speaker 1>them out? It felt egregious and gross. Get over it.

0:52:12.600 --> 0:52:15.480
<v Speaker 1>I passed forward. The twins were awful. Jack Stone is

0:52:15.520 --> 0:52:18.200
<v Speaker 1>like a serial killer. He killed our vibe in Paradise.

0:52:18.239 --> 0:52:20.000
<v Speaker 1>It is like, no, you he was a gentleman and

0:52:20.080 --> 0:52:23.759
<v Speaker 1>you guys were dicks. Yeah. I thought the Twins did

0:52:23.760 --> 0:52:27.520
<v Speaker 1>not did not represent. They came in We're going to

0:52:27.560 --> 0:52:31.799
<v Speaker 1>be the villains. Yeah, clearly. And then I felt bad

0:52:31.840 --> 0:52:35.239
<v Speaker 1>for scallet Fingers. And then you had Jasmine and Alexis going,

0:52:35.280 --> 0:52:37.640
<v Speaker 1>we didn't bully you, We didn't believe like you. I mean,

0:52:37.719 --> 0:52:40.360
<v Speaker 1>as much as I prefer you guys to scalt Fingers,

0:52:40.400 --> 0:52:42.680
<v Speaker 1>you did bully her. You were mean to her. It

0:52:42.760 --> 0:52:45.480
<v Speaker 1>did seem though. It did seem though they weren't like

0:52:45.760 --> 0:52:49.040
<v Speaker 1>Jasmine felt a little bullying, like a little bit. Well

0:52:49.200 --> 0:52:53.000
<v Speaker 1>actually so they both did everyone behind her back, but

0:52:53.320 --> 0:52:55.279
<v Speaker 1>she was the last to know they were meeting. They

0:52:55.280 --> 0:52:57.560
<v Speaker 1>made everybody called her scallet Fingers. He said, how smelling

0:52:57.640 --> 0:53:00.439
<v Speaker 1>and gross she was. I do think they me I wasn't.

0:53:00.680 --> 0:53:02.239
<v Speaker 1>Do you think though? It was more of like a

0:53:02.320 --> 0:53:05.640
<v Speaker 1>fun inside joke because scal Fingers herself was like, oh

0:53:05.680 --> 0:53:09.799
<v Speaker 1>it was a fun. You can see it. You could

0:53:09.800 --> 0:53:12.560
<v Speaker 1>see her be like, have to be cool about love it.

0:53:12.719 --> 0:53:15.000
<v Speaker 1>But I found her so annoying that I was sort

0:53:15.040 --> 0:53:20.839
<v Speaker 1>of stalking somebody. But if nobody like me. They did

0:53:20.840 --> 0:53:23.320
<v Speaker 1>it behind her back, and like everyone knows your nickname,

0:53:23.400 --> 0:53:25.280
<v Speaker 1>but you and she had to be a good sport

0:53:25.320 --> 0:53:27.719
<v Speaker 1>about it. But like everyone says, oh, Arden smells, Arden

0:53:27.840 --> 0:53:31.040
<v Speaker 1>smells bad. She touched me and she smells did they

0:53:31.120 --> 0:53:33.800
<v Speaker 1>I smells a sot bad? Don't I'm so hot my romper?

0:53:33.880 --> 0:53:35.840
<v Speaker 1>If I knew you any better, I could take my

0:53:36.360 --> 0:53:40.520
<v Speaker 1>shirt off. And did you think they were mean Hyanna?

0:53:42.000 --> 0:53:44.840
<v Speaker 1>Did you think they were being bullies with the Definitely

0:53:44.840 --> 0:53:47.479
<v Speaker 1>they were mean girling her at first. Yeah, I felt

0:53:47.520 --> 0:53:50.440
<v Speaker 1>like when they went up to like Amanda everyone that

0:53:50.440 --> 0:53:52.160
<v Speaker 1>one episode and they were just laughing in her face.

0:53:52.160 --> 0:53:55.000
<v Speaker 1>They told everyone they were bullies, and they're like, we're

0:53:55.000 --> 0:53:57.880
<v Speaker 1>not bullies. It's like, well you are bullies, but don't

0:53:57.920 --> 0:54:01.080
<v Speaker 1>bully about being a bully. You're the bull and just apologize.

0:54:01.200 --> 0:54:02.920
<v Speaker 1>That's what they do. They always feel like, look, we

0:54:02.920 --> 0:54:05.400
<v Speaker 1>weren't Bullinger before. They were like, look, we weren't slut

0:54:05.440 --> 0:54:11.280
<v Speaker 1>shaming Karin. They like are quick to like, yeah, you know, blackout,

0:54:13.000 --> 0:54:15.759
<v Speaker 1>you should shame people they black out and so then

0:54:16.280 --> 0:54:20.120
<v Speaker 1>so then we have h Dean came out with Dilo

0:54:20.440 --> 0:54:24.160
<v Speaker 1>and and Christina. We found out the Dean called deal.

0:54:24.360 --> 0:54:27.000
<v Speaker 1>That was bad. That was a gotcha moment after that

0:54:27.080 --> 0:54:29.360
<v Speaker 1>was bad. I don't think he was expecting that was

0:54:29.360 --> 0:54:30.960
<v Speaker 1>a bad. Part of it was like, good for you, Delo,

0:54:31.239 --> 0:54:34.000
<v Speaker 1>I was, I listen, I think Delo has got a

0:54:34.000 --> 0:54:37.640
<v Speaker 1>lot to offer. Um, you said she's really smart, she's

0:54:37.640 --> 0:54:41.400
<v Speaker 1>so smart last week. I want her to be smart

0:54:42.160 --> 0:54:45.840
<v Speaker 1>last week. Okay, so then that is this you're in

0:54:45.880 --> 0:54:49.399
<v Speaker 1>the same conundrum Denis. Yeah, that's exactly what he's thinking.

0:54:49.400 --> 0:54:52.640
<v Speaker 1>Her name was like, if she had Chris, if she

0:54:52.760 --> 0:54:54.880
<v Speaker 1>was as sharpest Christina, he was like, this would not

0:54:54.920 --> 0:54:58.160
<v Speaker 1>be a problem for Yeah, yeah, he wanted he wanted

0:54:58.239 --> 0:55:01.799
<v Speaker 1>Christina in a del A package and he send it

0:55:01.840 --> 0:55:05.640
<v Speaker 1>to me. So good looking, she's she's so cute, like

0:55:05.760 --> 0:55:09.399
<v Speaker 1>a princess. She's adorable the way I pictured like when

0:55:09.480 --> 0:55:11.359
<v Speaker 1>when you're younger, like if I'm here a princess. That's

0:55:11.360 --> 0:55:17.720
<v Speaker 1>what she was. She's so cute, slipper dress ready the goal. Literally,

0:55:18.360 --> 0:55:24.080
<v Speaker 1>So then we have Robbie. Robbie's lying about the girl

0:55:24.400 --> 0:55:29.360
<v Speaker 1>and and Aspen. So they tried dating Laurie. Apparently Amanda

0:55:29.440 --> 0:55:31.759
<v Speaker 1>tweeted it out last night. I said, I like when

0:55:31.760 --> 0:55:34.040
<v Speaker 1>he said that, here we go, I fun somebody you're

0:55:34.040 --> 0:55:36.359
<v Speaker 1>going to bring that up again. It's like, yeah, man,

0:55:36.640 --> 0:55:40.200
<v Speaker 1>I saw Robbie turned into a total on the show,

0:55:40.400 --> 0:55:44.359
<v Speaker 1>gross piece of emoticom poop last night. Okay, I'll show

0:55:44.360 --> 0:55:46.720
<v Speaker 1>you the phone into I think he didn't. I didn't

0:55:46.719 --> 0:55:49.279
<v Speaker 1>really mind him. I was like, but last night I

0:55:49.320 --> 0:55:52.880
<v Speaker 1>was like true colors, Robbie. The time that guy walked

0:55:52.920 --> 0:55:55.239
<v Speaker 1>on the screen, I was like, because he's like from

0:55:55.239 --> 0:55:57.759
<v Speaker 1>South Florida, he's like a swimmer. I was like, oh,

0:55:57.840 --> 0:56:02.160
<v Speaker 1>I know this dude. Also the Miami guy that one

0:56:02.280 --> 0:56:07.879
<v Speaker 1>actually the that's kissing he's totally kissing. Let me say, yeah,

0:56:07.920 --> 0:56:12.120
<v Speaker 1>it's him kissing. No, it's not, It's just my cheek

0:56:12.160 --> 0:56:15.359
<v Speaker 1>was right next to this girl's cheek because she could

0:56:15.400 --> 0:56:18.839
<v Speaker 1>you help me with this algebra problem? And I was like, yeah, yeah,

0:56:19.000 --> 0:56:22.080
<v Speaker 1>because you know how I have. Do you know how

0:56:22.160 --> 0:56:23.880
<v Speaker 1>much I like to get hammered and like figure out

0:56:23.960 --> 0:56:26.759
<v Speaker 1>now equation? Yeah, can't you put your cheek next to

0:56:26.840 --> 0:56:30.560
<v Speaker 1>my cheek and we'll discuss my friends? Right there? He

0:56:30.600 --> 0:56:35.160
<v Speaker 1>goes hunting again. Oh god, real hard. When I said, Agith, yeah,

0:56:35.239 --> 0:56:39.719
<v Speaker 1>he perfect. Why would she even care though it's like

0:56:39.840 --> 0:56:41.959
<v Speaker 1>she didn't like him at all? I did. I feel

0:56:42.000 --> 0:56:46.319
<v Speaker 1>like a business deal of like stupid like angles. I

0:56:46.360 --> 0:56:49.359
<v Speaker 1>like angles. I like being like we're just social media

0:56:49.400 --> 0:56:52.480
<v Speaker 1>influencers and okay, so then we have pressed the buttons

0:56:52.520 --> 0:56:54.640
<v Speaker 1>and the stuff comes. So then Daniel comes out and

0:56:54.960 --> 0:56:58.600
<v Speaker 1>they have the audio of him saying after he said

0:56:59.360 --> 0:57:01.640
<v Speaker 1>we should cheese to her Facebook status, I don't want

0:57:01.640 --> 0:57:03.640
<v Speaker 1>you to be with anybody else. And then you hear

0:57:03.719 --> 0:57:06.759
<v Speaker 1>him in the morning like saying to the producer she like,

0:57:06.880 --> 0:57:10.400
<v Speaker 1>wasn't like you brought that up, bro, And then he

0:57:10.560 --> 0:57:13.120
<v Speaker 1>totally got caught and then still denied it when they

0:57:13.160 --> 0:57:17.440
<v Speaker 1>played back the footage the producer through under the bus. Yeah, God,

0:57:18.160 --> 0:57:21.080
<v Speaker 1>he's the honest. I think he's the worst. I think

0:57:21.080 --> 0:57:23.920
<v Speaker 1>he's like, I think he's such a piece of ship

0:57:24.000 --> 0:57:27.960
<v Speaker 1>that did But openly, I don't think he's not likely.

0:57:28.360 --> 0:57:32.800
<v Speaker 1>She's a dummy that chases. She's terrible because she chased

0:57:32.920 --> 0:57:35.920
<v Speaker 1>someone that literally called her a scrap and then he

0:57:36.040 --> 0:57:37.560
<v Speaker 1>called her scrap. And then we found out that they

0:57:37.640 --> 0:57:42.120
<v Speaker 1>knew each other well, Laurie said. Lauri said, that's so terrible.

0:57:42.240 --> 0:57:44.880
<v Speaker 1>Lurie told me that they had made a pact to

0:57:45.000 --> 0:57:47.640
<v Speaker 1>go to the end together like that, they went in

0:57:47.960 --> 0:57:50.080
<v Speaker 1>going we'll go because they know they'll get more like

0:57:50.200 --> 0:57:52.760
<v Speaker 1>followers and ship that they made a path perfect together.

0:57:53.400 --> 0:57:56.360
<v Speaker 1>So then Derek and Taylor here we go. This was

0:57:56.440 --> 0:58:00.120
<v Speaker 1>the highlight. This was the highlight. Derek and Taylor here

0:58:01.000 --> 0:58:03.640
<v Speaker 1>and and Raven and Adam I thought, were so yeah,

0:58:05.600 --> 0:58:07.760
<v Speaker 1>and then her parents and they're in love and they

0:58:08.000 --> 0:58:12.000
<v Speaker 1>he looked cuter, he looked taller, shirt. I think he's

0:58:12.000 --> 0:58:15.280
<v Speaker 1>from New Jersey or New York. But but but I'm like,

0:58:15.400 --> 0:58:17.160
<v Speaker 1>none of them work like they went right to San

0:58:17.200 --> 0:58:19.520
<v Speaker 1>Francisco in the Dominican Republic, like none of them have

0:58:20.480 --> 0:58:24.280
<v Speaker 1>how do they pay for anything Instagram ads or or

0:58:24.320 --> 0:58:27.600
<v Speaker 1>do they just like get yeah, we has a radio show,

0:58:27.920 --> 0:58:30.720
<v Speaker 1>Wells has a job, Wells has a job. I Derek

0:58:30.800 --> 0:58:34.560
<v Speaker 1>had a job. I loved. I loved the from It

0:58:34.720 --> 0:58:37.320
<v Speaker 1>was just that kind of like. But I like the

0:58:37.360 --> 0:58:41.640
<v Speaker 1>speed breakups I like and then so that was super fun.

0:58:41.760 --> 0:58:43.960
<v Speaker 1>And then and then it got feel good and they

0:58:44.680 --> 0:58:47.560
<v Speaker 1>so like Dumpy mcdubber pants and then right into field good.

0:58:47.760 --> 0:58:50.400
<v Speaker 1>I hope that. I really hope Adam and Raven get married.

0:58:50.760 --> 0:58:53.240
<v Speaker 1>I really like them together. I'm all in doubling down

0:58:54.120 --> 0:58:57.120
<v Speaker 1>some former SEC football player. That's smart. That's a good call.

0:58:57.200 --> 0:59:00.720
<v Speaker 1>You're right, um, But I feel like, as much as

0:59:00.760 --> 0:59:03.440
<v Speaker 1>I wasn't excited about Taylor, I thought his proposal was

0:59:03.520 --> 0:59:07.560
<v Speaker 1>really cute. She said, I got ready. I really took

0:59:07.640 --> 0:59:11.080
<v Speaker 1>all of Derek in last night, which was disgusting. And

0:59:11.160 --> 0:59:12.960
<v Speaker 1>then she says, I'm ready to have a real lie

0:59:13.040 --> 0:59:17.200
<v Speaker 1>with you. I'm ready to roll roller blade with him

0:59:17.240 --> 0:59:20.000
<v Speaker 1>while he runs. Of course, she roller blades. Of course,

0:59:20.080 --> 0:59:24.240
<v Speaker 1>she rollerblades. She rollerblades. She rollerblades in reverse while his

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<v Speaker 1>small penis is around her eyeballs. And and then he's

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<v Speaker 1>dug his bad first dad line of what's up, kiddo,

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<v Speaker 1>and she goes and she goes turn around like he

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<v Speaker 1>didn't know how to have hit on her. And then

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<v Speaker 1>he says, I choose to love you this minute, this hour,

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<v Speaker 1>and this day and every day from here on out

0:59:46.360 --> 0:59:54.720
<v Speaker 1>and that, and he proposed. I had tears crying, and

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<v Speaker 1>then I thought it was adorable and I loved it.

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<v Speaker 1>It was great. You didn't watch, You did not watch?

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<v Speaker 1>You didn't watch it? Is she the counselor from Seattle? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>she's emotionally accessible, she's verbose. Um, I just thought I

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<v Speaker 1>like a lot of the words she says. But I

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<v Speaker 1>have to say I think they're a good match and

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<v Speaker 1>I wish for happiness. Yeah, he's like if John Krasinski

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<v Speaker 1>didn't have ambition, Oh yes, that's exactly what he is.

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<v Speaker 1>If Jim was okay to be in the salesman. I

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<v Speaker 1>want to say, overall, you guys and we are to

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<v Speaker 1>watch this show. We are having a special bonus episode tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 1>We're ending with a disgusting brochhow it's gonna be me

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<v Speaker 1>a Ralph garment and heightener. We're gonna hear their overall

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<v Speaker 1>thoughts on the h on this season. What's happening? What's happened? Um,

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<v Speaker 1>but you guys, can I just say overall this podcast

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<v Speaker 1>for the season, we're closing up for the what a world?

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<v Speaker 1>What a fun year this has been. The live shows

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<v Speaker 1>have been so the live shows have been so fun.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought, after wait, did we start this year with Nick? Yes? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so Nick started in and we're done with Nick. We're

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<v Speaker 1>done with Rachel. We got Rachel, and I loved everything

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<v Speaker 1>about Rachel. I know, Paradise sucked, but the guy ended

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<v Speaker 1>with the tears of joy. And we got to go

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<v Speaker 1>to we got to go to San Francisco and meet

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<v Speaker 1>all of our new friends. And so we'll try to

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<v Speaker 1>do one in Atlanta, and we'll try to do one

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<v Speaker 1>in New York and and I might do one from

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<v Speaker 1>my hotel room in Atlanta, where I might watch I

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<v Speaker 1>might watch are a season and like take an ambient

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<v Speaker 1>and start talking into my phone and do one. Alright,

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<v Speaker 1>tell I might recap who this aria is. Overall, Katie

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<v Speaker 1>and Anna, you guys have really nailed the amount of

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<v Speaker 1>fucking insanity we've done, the amount of Bachelor contestants we've befriended,

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<v Speaker 1>the amount it's so hot, the amount of flyers you've made, Anna,

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<v Speaker 1>And what was your favorite flyer of the year, favorite

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<v Speaker 1>flower of the year. I have no memory of any

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<v Speaker 1>of my flyers anymore. I love it. They were all

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<v Speaker 1>amazing because like every Tuesday night Wednesday night, we go,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, I know, I really loved the one.

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<v Speaker 1>I loved it on the jack Stone. I think that

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<v Speaker 1>had her tied up. I loved that. I also loved

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<v Speaker 1>Robbie on Activity. I like that one. I want to say.

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<v Speaker 1>We had ten pets adopted in the last two months.

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<v Speaker 1>I painted my final tier pet portraits of Peach and Arlow,

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<v Speaker 1>which is getting mailed out. I can't, guys, I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I think we need to come up with something else

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<v Speaker 1>next year because it takes me all day. But you, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>ten pets. Maybe I had you can do a hiku.

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<v Speaker 1>I love hikus. I'm obsessed with Are you would you

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<v Speaker 1>write a high kup? Okay? So before we go, um,

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<v Speaker 1>we're we are having a special bonus episode tomorrow. We're

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<v Speaker 1>doing a bro show and I'm giving Aaron a special

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<v Speaker 1>treat for her birthday, which is bringing Steve Heightener dancing

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<v Speaker 1>at a lesbian bar, which is just with all the

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<v Speaker 1>ladies of everybody's creepy lady. He's gonna see that guy

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<v Speaker 1>that's like to kiss So you guys, uh, anybody, he's

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<v Speaker 1>the worst. He's coming, He's coming. Do you guys like you? Guys?

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you so much, all of our super fans, you

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<v Speaker 1>guys out there, adopted ten pets in the last two much.

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<v Speaker 1>We have one. We have a special one. We have

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<v Speaker 1>a special thing. There's one pet we really want to

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<v Speaker 1>get adopted. Well, yeah, we're gonna check about it right now,

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<v Speaker 1>and we're gonna and if you adopt this pet, we

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<v Speaker 1>I will record your own special I will do a

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<v Speaker 1>ten minute podcast that we emailed you just for you,

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<v Speaker 1>and I will paint you a fucking portrait and I'll

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<v Speaker 1>do a high and we there's one pet in His

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<v Speaker 1>name is name is Dude. He's at the North Central

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<v Speaker 1>Animal Shelter. He's been there for over a year and

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<v Speaker 1>all he's a he's a staff favorite. Yeah, he's a

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<v Speaker 1>volunteering staff favorite. He's super cute. We featured him last week.

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<v Speaker 1>It was our second time featuring him. He just can't

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<v Speaker 1>catch a break. So and he's a pitt and so

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<v Speaker 1>and so sometimes people get scared because it's sweep. Everybody

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<v Speaker 1>loves if so. Have you guys adopted but don't like

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<v Speaker 1>just adopt them just for this, like you know, don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I want anyone who adopts a dog to be, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>but responsible if you are responsible about it, and you

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<v Speaker 1>if you want dude duke or dude dude, we will.

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<v Speaker 1>We will write you a hikup, we will do your

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<v Speaker 1>own ten minute pod, and we will paint you a picture.

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<v Speaker 1>And Pits are the best. They were such a bad rap.

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<v Speaker 1>I was literally my face in the jowls of two

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<v Speaker 1>pits this weekend and the Bulldog Mixed Wrangle. He's also

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<v Speaker 1>still up for adoption at Best Friends and Mission Hills.

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<v Speaker 1>Amazing dog. Okay, so I want to stay before we

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<v Speaker 1>get going. Thank you to everybody who's liked us on

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<v Speaker 1>Facebook and on iTunes. Here's two reviews that we have

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<v Speaker 1>five stars. I will always accept your rose from Anglo

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<v Speaker 1>Files Escapades. This is the best part of my weekends.

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<v Speaker 1>Down Commuting three hours a day means I need to

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<v Speaker 1>keep myself entertained, and boy, oh boy, except this rose

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<v Speaker 1>does the job I do have. I do have to

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<v Speaker 1>be wary of how a loud the podcast is playing

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<v Speaker 1>in my car when the thing song comes on, lots

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<v Speaker 1>of female moaning. I might have received some looks while

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<v Speaker 1>inadvertently blasting this in my office parking lot for this

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<v Speaker 1>podcast is the perfect mix of absolutely inappropriate humor and

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<v Speaker 1>genuine appreciation for the basketball escapades. All right, so then

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<v Speaker 1>we have one more five stars. I can't eat scallops anymore,

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<v Speaker 1>but by lake Town Jenny. If you aren't listening to

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<v Speaker 1>this podcast after you watch the friend case shows, you're

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<v Speaker 1>doing it wrong. You will want to take a pocket

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<v Speaker 1>sized art and home and keep her in a jar,

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<v Speaker 1>uh for the rest of your life to hear her

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<v Speaker 1>enthusiastic opinions and impressions. Thanks for making my work day enjoyable.

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<v Speaker 1>Please don't put me in a jar, but please do

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<v Speaker 1>listen to the podcast. We so appreciate it. I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to read a couple of emails and then we're good

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<v Speaker 1>to do the tweet of the week. Here we go,

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<v Speaker 1>get ready, here we go, Here we go. Here's two

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<v Speaker 1>quick emails that we got and please email us at

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<v Speaker 1>Rose podcast at gmail dot com. Um here we go

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<v Speaker 1>live share request okay ardent Aaron Paget, Rob Kitty Anna

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<v Speaker 1>and other wonderful guests. I cannot get enough of this podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been a fan of art and and Pagets three years,

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<v Speaker 1>as well as a Day one Bachelor fan, and this

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<v Speaker 1>podcast brings all my favorite things together in one I've

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<v Speaker 1>listened to every single episode at least two or three times,

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<v Speaker 1>and I've gotten my three closest girlfriends into listening at

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<v Speaker 1>this well, um um. Attending the live show in National

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<v Speaker 1>back in May was even better. Uh. The gang is

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<v Speaker 1>so fun. It makes each episode feel like you're in

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<v Speaker 1>the studio with them. I inappropriate laugh out out during

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<v Speaker 1>work listening to really socios and couldn't care lesson who

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<v Speaker 1>hears me. Everyone wants us to come to New York.

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<v Speaker 1>So that was a New York one. There's another New

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<v Speaker 1>York one, so we hear you. We're working on love

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<v Speaker 1>New York. Okay, and so here we go for our final.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's how it goes with our tweets of the week.

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<v Speaker 1>You tweet at me at arta marine M y R

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<v Speaker 1>I N and you do hashtag w y A t

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<v Speaker 1>R and we will have some for tomorrow. I usually

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<v Speaker 1>whittle it down to about twelve or fifteen. I text

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<v Speaker 1>them to Anna, who this filters him down to five.

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<v Speaker 1>Anna is gonna read the tweets of the week and

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna pick our final. Well, we'll do one tomorrow

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<v Speaker 1>with the Dirty Boys tweet of the week. Anna, will

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<v Speaker 1>you do the honors please? Sorry, Speedo pick? Yeah? All right?

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<v Speaker 1>So Basebone one that Kristen doesn't understand that Jack Stone

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<v Speaker 1>asking you to leave hand in hand means leave your

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<v Speaker 1>hand for my collection. Like that. Jill Hammond's at Hammond's

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<v Speaker 1>s Jill, she's come to our live shows. Yeah, she's

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<v Speaker 1>she's a cool. She's a cool. She's cool. She's cool.

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<v Speaker 1>You're cool. Sometimes. I learned on B I P. A

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<v Speaker 1>man that you make out with numerous times isn't excuse me?

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<v Speaker 1>Something I learned on B I P. A man that

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<v Speaker 1>you make out with numerous times is an acquaintance, not

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<v Speaker 1>a friend. Jack who knew? I like that? I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>know that the new definition of acquaintance. I made out

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<v Speaker 1>with my bank teller earlier today, Back and roll, Ralph.

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<v Speaker 1>I have so many acquaintances just around my apartment building.

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<v Speaker 1>Everybody everybody is silver like Sarah the Brown, Sarah the Brown.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it just me? Or is Chris Harrison's handwriting just

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<v Speaker 1>like every strority girl's ever. I agree with that, and

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted there to be a skeleton key even though

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<v Speaker 1>they were already at the bud true um at baseball one.

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<v Speaker 1>Set that that overly attractive people getting so nonchalantly broken

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<v Speaker 1>up with for not being hot enough is sweet nectar

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<v Speaker 1>to my soul. He's so good. Um I to you, Thwayne. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>One of the hardest things America had to do turning

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<v Speaker 1>down Robbie. I'm sorry. One of the hardest things a

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<v Speaker 1>man had to do it turning down Robbie not leaving

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<v Speaker 1>her kids behind for reality TV for the third time.

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<v Speaker 1>All Right, I'm going to nominate and ads for heighten

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<v Speaker 1>her I'm going to nominate hand and either the other

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<v Speaker 1>saith that one or Amanda I like, you know, to

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<v Speaker 1>mix it up the Amanda in the kids, Right, So

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<v Speaker 1>we'll do that Man in the Kids coach. So we'll

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<v Speaker 1>read them one more time and then we pick a

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<v Speaker 1>final one. So these are the final two. Seth that

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<v Speaker 1>the hand the first one. Oh, well, there's a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of wait. The hand one was the first one. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>you're right, Kristen doesn't understand that. Jack Stone asking you

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<v Speaker 1>to leave hand in hand means leave your hand for

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<v Speaker 1>my collection. Yes, and then one of the hardest things

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<v Speaker 1>Amanda had to do, turning down Robbie not leaving her

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<v Speaker 1>kids behind for reality TV for the third time. All Right,

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<v Speaker 1>what's your vote? I gotta I gotta say Seth that

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<v Speaker 1>with the hand I liked k Okay, I like Amanda Kids.

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<v Speaker 1>I was gonna go Seth that, but Amanda kids? What?

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<v Speaker 1>So who's our winner? It's I know how to pronounce

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<v Speaker 1>this very well, and I'm very sorry I spell it. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it's at I number two you t and so I

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<v Speaker 1>to a fan or it's just the number two is

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<v Speaker 1>there so you can't um it's not a you know,

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<v Speaker 1>okay right here anyway? All right, well, congratulations and that

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<v Speaker 1>always always good. Says that go go eat some red

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<v Speaker 1>meat until January to restock your supplies so you can

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<v Speaker 1>to this new Ari guy and Anna. Everybody listened to

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<v Speaker 1>Anna's podcast, which has been getting rave reviews. It's ethnically

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<v Speaker 1>ambiguous and you can ferrel audio and um and if

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<v Speaker 1>you like sports, Sports Without Balls is my podcast. And

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<v Speaker 1>if you like to laugh and you're in Dallas and

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<v Speaker 1>you want to see uh, you want to see me.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be high and is November three, December two, but

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<v Speaker 1>we will be back for special bonus episode tomorrow. A

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<v Speaker 1>brochow a sausage best with Ralph Garments Dve Heiner, Oh

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god. In conclusion, we really anybody anything, anybody

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<v Speaker 1>wants to say. I mean in Austin, Texas, December one

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<v Speaker 1>and second at cap City, La room. Oh fun, it's

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<v Speaker 1>a great room. I'm gonna miss you all. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>miss you. Happy birthday, ring yeah, happy birthday, Happy birthday,

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<v Speaker 1>Janna Marina on Sunday for all your birthday Janner look out,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you everybody listen, and we're gonna do one tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 1>So m yeah, don't rent it, sir, ay your summer housing.

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<v Speaker 1>Meads little Compton real estate. She has found a new

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<v Speaker 1>she found a new trick for mittens. She sent me

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<v Speaker 1>the video. I'll send it. I'll send it to you. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>good day to you, Good day, good day to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for coming, Billy having me anytime you guys

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<v Speaker 1>let me talk about the show. Oh yeah, I want

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<v Speaker 1>to get all une. So good. I just gotta wander

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