WEBVTT - #208: Dude, Where's My Phone? 0:00:03.120 --> 0:00:07.760 Guess we've just got that today. The Brooklyn Boys that 0:00:07.920 --> 0:00:11.440 had been away, they both have so much to see. 0:00:12.160 --> 0:00:28.960 You know their names of Steering Podcasting, episode two oh eight, 0:00:29.160 --> 0:00:33.640 It's the Brooklyn Boys podcast ran back. After a week 0:00:33.720 --> 0:00:41.800 of vacation, everyone's asking another vacation till my god, April exactly. 0:00:41.920 --> 0:00:44.479 People are gonna be pissed that we have a vacation 0:00:45.040 --> 0:00:47.760 in five weeks from now and people, you're just going back. 0:00:47.840 --> 0:00:50.440 I cannot wait. This is my favorite vacation of all 0:00:50.479 --> 0:00:52.720 the vacations that we take during the year, the one 0:00:52.800 --> 0:00:56.560 coming up, because people will be on our ask because 0:00:56.600 --> 0:00:58.920 it will feel like if no no time has gone 0:00:59.000 --> 0:01:02.800 has gone by, but mean the two Yeah, it is quick. 0:01:03.000 --> 0:01:05.680 It's a quick one. The powers that be moved our 0:01:05.760 --> 0:01:08.160 vacation this year. We don't normally have a February vacation. 0:01:08.800 --> 0:01:11.880 We usually have a March, right, usually do March May, 0:01:12.840 --> 0:01:16.160 March May, and so we did February. But it's a 0:01:16.240 --> 0:01:19.200 last week of February, right, But it's still threw me off. 0:01:19.720 --> 0:01:21.280 Not used to being off in February, but that made 0:01:21.319 --> 0:01:24.360 it seem closer to our vacation in December. And yep, 0:01:24.440 --> 0:01:27.240 and then Friday April. Aight, we're gonna hear it again 0:01:27.480 --> 0:01:32.399 when we say we'll see in a week, like what what? What? What? What? Now? 0:01:32.600 --> 0:01:35.240 Your headphones are really loud today, just so you know what, 0:01:35.360 --> 0:01:38.360 I made them louder for the podcast, the fifteen Minute 0:01:38.400 --> 0:01:40.400 Morning Show podcast. Sorryout. Okay, Well, well while you go 0:01:40.520 --> 0:01:43.240 fix your headphones. I did it ready, Okay, I got 0:01:43.640 --> 0:01:46.680 turned the little knob down. I don't know how long 0:01:46.760 --> 0:01:49.320 does it? How long does it take to give a 0:01:49.360 --> 0:01:53.400 little knob down? Yeah that's not as not as quick 0:01:53.440 --> 0:01:56.920 as you because you can't get to it. Yeah, I crusty, 0:01:57.040 --> 0:01:59.680 little booger conte, I got something terrible in my nose. 0:02:00.000 --> 0:02:01.600 We have to pause now while you you don't go 0:02:01.640 --> 0:02:03.160 a commercial while you pick your nose. But I'm not 0:02:03.240 --> 0:02:06.200 picking my nose. That's the problem. I hate picking my nose. 0:02:06.320 --> 0:02:08.799 I'm not a nose picker. Listen. I'm not a big, 0:02:09.080 --> 0:02:11.239 big believer in in a higher power. But if a 0:02:11.280 --> 0:02:14.320 higher power created us, the finger fits perfectly in the nose. 0:02:14.919 --> 0:02:18.079 That's all I'm saying. Grand design, it really is. And 0:02:18.400 --> 0:02:20.440 if you didn't want the finger in the nose, he 0:02:20.440 --> 0:02:22.240 would have made the finger bigger or the nose smaller. 0:02:22.400 --> 0:02:25.440 We've all picked our nose before we have it's it's 0:02:25.600 --> 0:02:28.560 an imperfect system. That's another thing. But but but if 0:02:28.639 --> 0:02:32.040 you say, hold on, if you're sitting there saying, I'm 0:02:32.040 --> 0:02:34.000 not saying that you. No, not you, I'm talking about 0:02:34.560 --> 0:02:37.880 our slices at one time or another pick their nose, 0:02:37.960 --> 0:02:39.880 even if it was just because it's so itchy, was like, 0:02:40.000 --> 0:02:41.760 I gotta get this out of here. I'm not saying 0:02:41.760 --> 0:02:45.400 your chronic nose picker. If God made us in his image, right, 0:02:45.480 --> 0:02:47.720 that's that's some people's theory that were made in God's image? 0:02:48.320 --> 0:02:50.400 Did he pick his nose? Did he have to wipe 0:02:50.440 --> 0:02:52.120 his butt? Like I don't want to be sacrilegious, but 0:02:52.120 --> 0:02:53.919 we talked about wiping you but a couple of weeks ago. 0:02:54.280 --> 0:02:56.840 And if like we're imperfect that we have to pick 0:02:56.880 --> 0:03:00.160 our nose, it seems like the whole air system into 0:03:00.200 --> 0:03:02.400 the nose, they would have been figured out. I know 0:03:02.520 --> 0:03:05.240 that the hairs catch the dirt and that's what creates 0:03:05.280 --> 0:03:07.680 the boogers. There's gotta be a better system. We should 0:03:07.680 --> 0:03:09.160 have like a mesh screen over the bottom of our 0:03:09.240 --> 0:03:11.560 noses and the like the dirt would just fall down. 0:03:11.639 --> 0:03:13.440 There's gotta be a better system. So I don't know. 0:03:14.000 --> 0:03:16.679 So let me ask you this. If you see a 0:03:16.760 --> 0:03:19.520 hot chick bumber screens hashtag booger screens by the Bookers, 0:03:19.560 --> 0:03:21.160 if you see a hot chick on a lounge chair 0:03:21.280 --> 0:03:25.239 hanging out, you know, taking the sun right, Yeah, and 0:03:25.400 --> 0:03:27.120 then she all of a sudden she goes like digging 0:03:27.160 --> 0:03:30.040 up her nose and he goes right off the She 0:03:30.120 --> 0:03:32.720 doesn't make her any less, No, it makes her like 0:03:32.840 --> 0:03:34.760 she's probably crazy in bed, like she's if she's willing 0:03:34.760 --> 0:03:37.080 to pick her nose in public, what she's willing to 0:03:37.120 --> 0:03:40.080 do out of public? Okay, because because because we saw 0:03:40.160 --> 0:03:42.880 that when I was on vacation, well, I was in 0:03:43.480 --> 0:03:45.080 I was in Costa Rica. I was in the pool 0:03:45.720 --> 0:03:48.920 and um my buddy Brian was with me. Yeah, it 0:03:48.960 --> 0:03:51.160 was my buddy Brian, and we're like looking and there 0:03:51.240 --> 0:03:53.280 was this woman on the other side, uh you know, 0:03:53.800 --> 0:03:56.600 of the pool with with her boyfriend and they're just 0:03:56.640 --> 0:03:59.240 sitting there taking the sun. And she's like just sitting 0:03:59.280 --> 0:04:01.760 there with the with the sunglasses on, face up. And 0:04:01.840 --> 0:04:03.640 then Brian's like, hey, look I check her out. And 0:04:04.160 --> 0:04:07.600 since I go look her, look at her? She fucking 0:04:07.640 --> 0:04:09.600 goes digging in her nose, and I'm like, oh my god, 0:04:09.680 --> 0:04:15.040 she's picking her nose. How do you hold on? It 0:04:15.160 --> 0:04:18.560 wasn't just a nose pick it was it was she 0:04:18.800 --> 0:04:21.240 was like digging for gold up there. It was that 0:04:21.320 --> 0:04:23.560 she had a chip in the dip. All right, Well, 0:04:23.640 --> 0:04:25.440 you know what the old saying is what hot girls 0:04:26.120 --> 0:04:28.599 a finger in the nose, anything goes without the clothes. 0:04:29.600 --> 0:04:31.560 That's it. Did you just make that? Or is it 0:04:31.680 --> 0:04:34.479 a finger in the nose without her clothes? Anything goes? 0:04:34.560 --> 0:04:36.240 That's what it was. Yeah, that was a thing. I 0:04:36.360 --> 0:04:38.040 never heard that before my life. Oh yeah, it's an 0:04:38.040 --> 0:04:40.360 old expression. It's like liquor in the back, poker in 0:04:40.400 --> 0:04:43.280 the rear, and and uh was it a woman in 0:04:43.320 --> 0:04:47.640 the streets freaking the sheets heard? But the same people 0:04:47.760 --> 0:04:50.040 were I think with Shakespeare wrote wrote that. Yeah, so 0:04:50.640 --> 0:04:52.000 I can't I couldn't believe it that. I was like, 0:04:52.040 --> 0:04:53.840 oh my god, I've never seen this before. But you 0:04:53.920 --> 0:04:55.960 get turned off by that. Remember that really really hot 0:04:56.040 --> 0:04:58.520 girl that worked with us, and then she she stunk 0:04:58.600 --> 0:05:00.000 up the bathroom and you couldn't find her a track 0:05:00.000 --> 0:05:03.520 them anymore? Yes, yeah, yeah, because she was human, but 0:05:03.600 --> 0:05:06.120 she was humanized yes, but then again, you you've always 0:05:06.160 --> 0:05:08.240 said on the radio that hot girl Piana Pool doesn't 0:05:08.240 --> 0:05:11.320 bother you. Yeah. I think all these things that I 0:05:11.440 --> 0:05:13.840 were was at one point. I don't. I think I've 0:05:13.880 --> 0:05:15.960 outgrown them, and I'm I think I'm okay with all 0:05:16.000 --> 0:05:17.760 of it now. It doesn't milk. So hot girl p 0:05:17.920 --> 0:05:21.240 would would not still not bother you, No, because no, 0:05:21.400 --> 0:05:24.320 I think I'm leaning towards the person who stinks up 0:05:24.320 --> 0:05:28.039 the bathroom, who cares it's still okay, then okay, then 0:05:28.120 --> 0:05:30.680 the girl picking her nose should be okay. It was 0:05:30.800 --> 0:05:32.640 you know what it was. It was more like you 0:05:32.760 --> 0:05:34.480 just didn't expect that. It just came out of nowhere. 0:05:34.480 --> 0:05:37.200 I've never seen anyone pick their nose in public, let 0:05:37.240 --> 0:05:43.480 alone this hot girl. So go whatever. But anyway, well, 0:05:43.520 --> 0:05:45.440 if you like a girl who puts her fingers in places, 0:05:45.520 --> 0:05:48.880 then she's perfect for you. I just I'm just saying, 0:05:49.240 --> 0:05:50.960 I'm just trying to put that means. I'm just trying 0:05:51.000 --> 0:05:52.880 to picture. I've never seen my girlfriend pick her nose, 0:05:52.920 --> 0:05:54.800 so now I'm trying to think I'm relating it to 0:05:54.920 --> 0:05:57.480 my real life. She doesn't. I've never seen my girl 0:05:57.600 --> 0:05:59.560 picker knows ever, But then, but I wouldn't be a 0:05:59.600 --> 0:06:01.640 little shot, a little a little a little thumb side, 0:06:02.000 --> 0:06:05.240 like a flick of the nose, wouldn't be less attracted 0:06:05.279 --> 0:06:07.680 to her if she was picking her nose. I think 0:06:07.760 --> 0:06:09.880 that we're all human and we do human things. And 0:06:10.200 --> 0:06:13.320 as you said, the new the nose. I'm sorry, the 0:06:13.360 --> 0:06:16.279 finger fits perfectly up the nose, right, So you can't 0:06:16.279 --> 0:06:17.680 play in the girl. And besides her, she had a 0:06:17.720 --> 0:06:21.320 hot boyfriend, right, big muscle ball and guy probably uh yeah, 0:06:21.560 --> 0:06:23.640 so he'll probably kick my ass. So he's not he's 0:06:23.640 --> 0:06:26.160 not Karen. Yeah, but he's not Karen. Yeah, you're right. 0:06:26.560 --> 0:06:28.320 It was. It was because she didn't just it wasn't 0:06:28.320 --> 0:06:30.760 even like a like a quick one. It was she 0:06:31.040 --> 0:06:33.160 she spent some time on it. Right now. Do you 0:06:33.200 --> 0:06:35.000 think when they fight and she's like, you don't clean 0:06:35.080 --> 0:06:36.520 up your underwear, it's all in the house. Do you 0:06:36.560 --> 0:06:38.880 think he's like you pat your nose? You think he 0:06:38.960 --> 0:06:41.920 throws it out like in the heat of battle. I 0:06:41.960 --> 0:06:44.840 also associate picking your nose with like being eleven. You know, 0:06:45.680 --> 0:06:51.279 kids like seven year old kid and then like eighteen, 0:06:51.440 --> 0:06:54.280 puts it in the mouth and spits like like you 0:06:54.360 --> 0:06:56.080 go for distance with it you have boog a spitting? 0:06:56.640 --> 0:07:00.720 Who does that? Why? Teenage guys? When I was a teenage, 0:07:00.720 --> 0:07:02.120 I didn't do it, of course I didn't do it, 0:07:02.200 --> 0:07:04.600 you know, but people would do. You know, one of 0:07:04.640 --> 0:07:12.360 those like watermelon seeds. No kind of contest did you 0:07:12.440 --> 0:07:14.480 have when you were a kid, not the like the 0:07:14.560 --> 0:07:19.360 ones you had FLEXI Listen, boys did stuff spit balling, 0:07:19.440 --> 0:07:21.680 you know, shooting spitballs of people that was like a 0:07:21.800 --> 0:07:24.040 wat of spit and some paper that that was gross. 0:07:24.880 --> 0:07:29.239 I mean the adult version of that is beer, I guess. 0:07:29.440 --> 0:07:33.720 I mean literally, there's there's dirty ball dirty and drink it. Yeah, 0:07:33.720 --> 0:07:35.480 and as soon as it goes into the beer, no, 0:07:35.680 --> 0:07:38.080 the alcohol kills the germs and still gross. Well, you know, 0:07:38.240 --> 0:07:41.120 you know what kids do now is they literally kids 0:07:41.200 --> 0:07:44.040 these days? Kids these days they fill all the all 0:07:44.120 --> 0:07:47.360 the solo cups up with water and then the ball 0:07:47.480 --> 0:07:49.560 lands in the in the cups of water, and then 0:07:49.600 --> 0:07:51.680 they chugged their beer off to the side that's in 0:07:51.760 --> 0:07:55.400 a bob. The the the the crazy kids are so 0:07:55.520 --> 0:07:58.800 much more sensible now, yeah, I mean they've advanced actually 0:07:58.920 --> 0:08:01.760 smarter than we were. Drinking the beer out of the 0:08:02.120 --> 0:08:05.960 dirty ping punk ball cup is chuggy. You know, is 0:08:06.000 --> 0:08:10.120 it chuggy? I think it's chuggie. What is that one 0:08:10.120 --> 0:08:13.800 of those? Yeah, it's like salty, it's chug it's you know, 0:08:13.960 --> 0:08:16.000 is that it's like is that one of those? Yeah, yeah, 0:08:16.000 --> 0:08:18.920 it's the kids are saying. The kids are saying. Yeah, 0:08:19.200 --> 0:08:22.440 I could urban dictionary that for you if you want. Well, 0:08:22.800 --> 0:08:26.480 let's see. Hopefully someone didn't hack a lugi. I don't 0:08:26.520 --> 0:08:28.600 think kids still hanka lugi's. I think they you know, 0:08:28.960 --> 0:08:33.040 they spit, They spit all. And by the way, uh, 0:08:33.520 --> 0:08:36.160 vomit is vomit. Throw up is the action. That's another 0:08:36.240 --> 0:08:40.319 that's my pet peeve for the day. Uh oh, you 0:08:40.400 --> 0:08:42.600 mean people using it in the wrong form like yeah, 0:08:42.640 --> 0:08:50.439 they're no, no, it's vomit. Yeah, no, vomit could be 0:08:50.520 --> 0:08:55.760 used both ways and so compete, but cannot um. Yes, 0:08:56.160 --> 0:08:58.480 I saw some vomit on the floor. I saw some 0:08:58.960 --> 0:09:02.120 I saw some throw up on the floor. Not it's 0:09:02.160 --> 0:09:04.000 just a puke on the floor. That works. Yeah, but 0:09:04.160 --> 0:09:07.400 you can. I puked, I vomited, so you can. So 0:09:07.480 --> 0:09:09.520 those two words are versatile. What the fund are we 0:09:09.600 --> 0:09:11.680 talking about? I don't know. You can ship and ship 0:09:11.840 --> 0:09:14.719 like this? Can we erase the blackboard here, can we 0:09:14.800 --> 0:09:17.719 can we start over? Let's start over? Well, can you 0:09:17.720 --> 0:09:20.880 get a picture? Microphone picture? But yeah, oh yeah. Chugi 0:09:21.000 --> 0:09:24.079 a catch all words to describe anything that is basic, uncool, 0:09:24.160 --> 0:09:28.400 or untrendy. Chugi C H, e U G y. Okay, 0:09:28.640 --> 0:09:30.920 come on, man, Like the last ten minutes of our podcast, 0:09:31.360 --> 0:09:36.480 it was little jugy. That's fine, it's the boys podcast. Okay. 0:09:36.640 --> 0:09:39.720 We we should talk about our vacations, Yes, we should. 0:09:40.360 --> 0:09:42.120 Why don't you tell tell us where you went and 0:09:42.200 --> 0:09:43.800 what you did because I saw a lot of your 0:09:43.920 --> 0:09:47.520 social media. Um, okay. So I went to Costa Rica 0:09:48.200 --> 0:09:52.600 and then I went to Carta Hannah, Columbia. So Hannah yea. 0:09:52.679 --> 0:09:55.760 So my time in Central America and Costa Rica was wonderful. 0:09:55.840 --> 0:09:58.199 It was calm and peaceful because there was just like 0:09:58.320 --> 0:09:59.760 three of us hanging out. It was me and my 0:09:59.760 --> 0:10:02.600 buddy Brian and uh the nose picker. No, I'm kidding, 0:10:03.559 --> 0:10:07.400 his friend, his friend John. So it was waking up 0:10:07.440 --> 0:10:11.199 every morning at six seven o'clock because the animals, the 0:10:11.320 --> 0:10:15.000 creatures of the forest, of the jungles nearby, and the 0:10:15.120 --> 0:10:20.400 birds chirping, the McCaw parents going, oh, we're just a spectacle. 0:10:20.480 --> 0:10:22.400 First I thought people were being murdered in the middle 0:10:22.440 --> 0:10:24.839 and it became part of my dreams. And I'm like, 0:10:24.960 --> 0:10:27.960 what the hell. And I'm like, oh, ship, that's just nature. 0:10:28.200 --> 0:10:30.000 And I go outside on the balcony and I watched 0:10:30.040 --> 0:10:33.080 the sunrise. We cooked breakfast because we had a full kitchen. 0:10:33.720 --> 0:10:35.719 Um I did. I did the cooking. I made my 0:10:35.760 --> 0:10:40.520 famous Scary Jones uh omelets, the slow omelets. You know 0:10:40.559 --> 0:10:43.079 what I'm saying. Uh you know, Thomas, you know we 0:10:43.200 --> 0:10:45.760 talked about that on this podcast that was David Brodie. Everyone. 0:10:46.280 --> 0:10:50.560 Uh so all your complaints there no the the these 0:10:50.640 --> 0:10:52.840 Um you know, I told you how make a proper oumelet, 0:10:52.960 --> 0:10:55.040 slow and low. I've bitched about it on this podcast 0:10:55.160 --> 0:10:58.280 that is the tempo. Yes. So my buddy Brian was 0:10:58.880 --> 0:11:01.800 never had a real alma before like that. He goes, oh, 0:11:01.840 --> 0:11:03.600 mine's always burned on the bottom, Like, let me show 0:11:03.600 --> 0:11:05.120 you how it's done. Because we had all the time 0:11:05.160 --> 0:11:07.920 in the world. Why why were you cooking though you're 0:11:07.960 --> 0:11:10.360 a vacation. I was breakfast. It was breakfast, and then 0:11:10.360 --> 0:11:12.280 there was nothing nearby, you know, we hung out. We 0:11:12.360 --> 0:11:16.400 had some great dinners. We watched what crazy adventurous stuff 0:11:16.400 --> 0:11:20.040 did you do in coach Parasale? Did you doing bugs? 0:11:20.520 --> 0:11:24.199 There were opportunities to go to doing some do some 0:11:24.320 --> 0:11:27.920 zip lining, and the opportunities in a TV. You know, 0:11:28.160 --> 0:11:30.600 maybe go visit a monkey house where there are all 0:11:30.640 --> 0:11:32.920 these monkeys around and you could hang out with monkeys 0:11:32.960 --> 0:11:35.680 and sloths. Sure, okay, did none of it. It was hot, 0:11:36.480 --> 0:11:39.200 it was there was a great pool. I was laying around. 0:11:39.559 --> 0:11:41.880 So what did you do in these places so that 0:11:41.880 --> 0:11:43.720 you couldn't You couldn't have done in Floria it's called 0:11:43.800 --> 0:11:48.120 unwinding well because it's much color more colorful. There's mountains 0:11:48.320 --> 0:11:51.760 and then the sea, and then there's everything's green, lush greenery. 0:11:51.920 --> 0:11:55.800 And you didn't do anything that was that was nothing related, 0:11:55.920 --> 0:12:00.319 not nothing noteworthy. The real action started when Um, I 0:12:00.840 --> 0:12:04.640 went to well know, when I flew to Cartagena and 0:12:04.720 --> 0:12:07.560 I was in Colombia and there I was with my friends. 0:12:07.640 --> 0:12:11.400 We we went out to amazing restaurants in the daytime. 0:12:11.480 --> 0:12:13.480 We had two or three amazing experiences. We had a 0:12:13.559 --> 0:12:15.880 chef cook for us at night. That was different. Um 0:12:16.240 --> 0:12:18.720 did a lot of drinking. And you know, I gotta 0:12:18.760 --> 0:12:21.839 tell you, as much as I hang out with my 0:12:21.920 --> 0:12:24.480 friends and love them, so much my homeboken guys. They 0:12:25.160 --> 0:12:28.439 I'm like, I'm the square the square peg because a 0:12:28.520 --> 0:12:30.959 lot of them are older, you know than me, and 0:12:31.480 --> 0:12:35.760 they like to drink whiskey. They they're all busy passing 0:12:35.800 --> 0:12:39.920 the cavassier. They're smoking amazing. There was a cigar shop nearby, 0:12:40.080 --> 0:12:41.760 forget about that. That was like an hour and there 0:12:41.760 --> 0:12:43.679 I'm like, what the funk are we buying? And here 0:12:43.760 --> 0:12:47.120 guys and they wanted there talking about make sure do 0:12:47.240 --> 0:12:49.360 we have the opus X? Do you guys have this? 0:12:49.679 --> 0:12:52.000 Or they all these fancy cigar names. I'm like, guys, 0:12:52.000 --> 0:12:54.959 they didn't know you, you know, so well versed in 0:12:55.120 --> 0:12:58.440 cigar and you know, you can't be a cigar expert. 0:12:58.480 --> 0:13:01.160 You have to be in a ficionado nado. Yes, yes, 0:13:01.360 --> 0:13:05.160 you can't be like an enthusiast or a collector. I 0:13:05.240 --> 0:13:07.040 have to be in efficient. I'm a cigar fish and 0:13:07.120 --> 0:13:09.720 not so so that was one that was fun too. 0:13:10.080 --> 0:13:11.880 You know, we're hanging out, hanging out a lot. You know, 0:13:11.920 --> 0:13:13.880 we had our own pool there at the place. We 0:13:14.000 --> 0:13:15.439 went out at night, were to do a couple of 0:13:15.559 --> 0:13:18.839 rooftop bars. Um, but I will I will say one thing, 0:13:19.960 --> 0:13:22.480 you'd watch your back when you're in another country. This 0:13:22.559 --> 0:13:24.800 is a third world country, and we forget and we 0:13:24.960 --> 0:13:28.840 are gringoes. We're fourteen gringoes walking through the narrow streets 0:13:28.840 --> 0:13:32.680 of Cardagena, which which physically, I'm gonna interrupt you there 0:13:32.720 --> 0:13:34.679 for a second. I'm not sure it's third World. I'll 0:13:34.679 --> 0:13:36.640 have to check that. I don't think it is Columbia. Also, 0:13:36.840 --> 0:13:40.079 gringoes is a Mexican term. Doesn't matter, it means, it 0:13:40.200 --> 0:13:43.679 means a non ethnic but for but for, I think 0:13:43.720 --> 0:13:46.640 it's just Mexico. All right, well it all together. But 0:13:46.960 --> 0:13:49.120 we may still be a gringo technically, but they because 0:13:49.120 --> 0:13:51.560 I'm just a white boy, you know, That's what I'm meant. Well, anyway, 0:13:51.600 --> 0:13:55.920 there's fourteen of us. Was scary Jones by the way, Okay, well, well, well, 0:13:56.080 --> 0:13:59.880 my larger point is that as beautiful as Cardajena was 0:14:00.080 --> 0:14:03.439 because it had all the makings of those narrow cobblestone 0:14:03.520 --> 0:14:05.840 streets with the you know, like an old San Juan 0:14:06.080 --> 0:14:07.760 or if you've ever been to Barcelona. I don't know 0:14:07.960 --> 0:14:11.160 what listeners have been out around the world, but into Barcelona. 0:14:11.720 --> 0:14:13.800 But these are streets were made for horse and buggy 0:14:13.880 --> 0:14:16.400 back in the day, and and then you're in this city, 0:14:16.520 --> 0:14:19.320 which is streets were made for walking inside the walls. 0:14:19.400 --> 0:14:21.680 It's like a fortress that was built in the eighteen 0:14:21.760 --> 0:14:24.920 hundreds or seven hundreds, you know, for some war anyway, 0:14:24.960 --> 0:14:27.000 and we're inside of that and there's all these structures 0:14:27.080 --> 0:14:30.640 and things to see. That's great. However, at night you 0:14:30.800 --> 0:14:35.200 walk out on the street to the bar, you're asking 0:14:35.240 --> 0:14:39.040 for trouble. If you don't keep your ship in your 0:14:39.080 --> 0:14:42.800 front pocket. Now I try, you aren't making it rain 0:14:42.880 --> 0:14:46.880 on the streets. Well, the first problem began because as 0:14:46.920 --> 0:14:50.560 soon as you walk outside, they're panhandlers everywhere. It's so 0:14:50.680 --> 0:14:54.320 hard to relax or your stress free vacation. Your anxiety 0:14:54.400 --> 0:14:57.040 levels go up and your stress goes way through the roof. 0:14:57.280 --> 0:14:59.200 And you're walking to get to where you need to be. 0:15:00.360 --> 0:15:02.160 You got your hands in your pockets because you didn't 0:15:02.160 --> 0:15:05.480 you don't want anything stolen. My buddy left his iPhone 0:15:05.600 --> 0:15:09.040 thirteen in his back pocket, so a seven year old kid, 0:15:09.320 --> 0:15:12.160 they're trained to do this. The kids, the cutest kids 0:15:12.200 --> 0:15:15.560 in the world. I come expected to come run up 0:15:15.600 --> 0:15:17.720 to you to try and pick pockets you. They went 0:15:17.800 --> 0:15:21.520 into back in his back pocket, took the phone literally 0:15:21.960 --> 0:15:23.880 popped the phone out of his pocket, fell up, the 0:15:23.920 --> 0:15:27.120 phone fell on the floor, three kids fought over it 0:15:27.360 --> 0:15:31.520 on the floor, and they they fucking bolted. Two hours later, 0:15:31.720 --> 0:15:34.560 my buddy did to find my iPhone bit and they 0:15:34.600 --> 0:15:37.320 saw that the phone was already at the airport at 0:15:38.000 --> 0:15:44.520 San Jose Airport. So I'm glad it was the mountains 0:15:44.640 --> 0:15:47.040 and the other airport the Columbia Airport. But my point 0:15:47.160 --> 0:15:50.440 is it was fucking that. Part of it was so 0:15:50.640 --> 0:15:52.600 nerve racking because we had to be young guard all 0:15:52.640 --> 0:15:55.760 the time. And my one friend thought he was gonna 0:15:55.800 --> 0:15:59.440 be a gentleman, a nice guy and get him just 0:15:59.480 --> 0:16:01.440 handed his phone it over to the locals. Well he 0:16:01.560 --> 0:16:03.840 might as well have. He pulls out a lot of 0:16:04.000 --> 0:16:07.240 fucking cash from his pocket to give to the kids 0:16:07.240 --> 0:16:09.040 because kids wanted to. Some kid wanted to play a 0:16:09.120 --> 0:16:14.480 dice game. As we're walking, people are coming to York 0:16:14.520 --> 0:16:17.440 and play three card Monty. Meanwhile, three teenagers are up 0:16:17.440 --> 0:16:20.240 in our face like wrapping, because that's what they do, 0:16:20.400 --> 0:16:23.000 They wrap for money, and they're wrapping these spitting hip 0:16:23.040 --> 0:16:25.920 hop rhymes in your face. One person is holding the 0:16:25.960 --> 0:16:28.320 boom box and then I'm sitting there like we're all like, 0:16:28.920 --> 0:16:31.240 and they try and kind of corner you in a way. 0:16:31.320 --> 0:16:34.840 But they're panhandlers. They're not gonna they're not gonna stick 0:16:34.920 --> 0:16:37.240 you up, but they will take your money. So all 0:16:37.280 --> 0:16:39.000 of a sudden, my buddy pullsp money out of his 0:16:39.080 --> 0:16:40.960 pocket to try and hand out a bunch of five 0:16:41.000 --> 0:16:46.560 dollar bills too little kids or get it. Within thirteen seconds, 0:16:47.560 --> 0:16:51.560 fifty people were around us, like, surrounding us trying to 0:16:51.600 --> 0:16:54.000 get money. You don't do that. You don't pull out 0:16:54.040 --> 0:16:56.160 a wat of cash. I mean, there has to be 0:16:56.240 --> 0:16:58.680 a discreet way of doing it. Um, there was. This 0:16:58.800 --> 0:17:00.400 has been brought to you by the Card to Hannah 0:17:00.520 --> 0:17:06.359 Urson Board. This segment not part the exact opposite. I 0:17:06.520 --> 0:17:08.400 swear to you it was. It was so I felt 0:17:08.480 --> 0:17:11.840 so uncomfortable. I didn't feel at that point. I didn't 0:17:11.840 --> 0:17:13.639 feel so sad you and first because I thought my 0:17:13.760 --> 0:17:16.440 vacation paled in comparison, but I went home with most 0:17:16.480 --> 0:17:21.040 of my money. Well, listen, I'm just gonna blanket this. 0:17:21.160 --> 0:17:24.080 And I know this is people that are Colombian. There's 0:17:24.080 --> 0:17:27.600 a people listening, Okay, that that is saying that's not 0:17:27.720 --> 0:17:29.480 that bad. The truth of the matter is, you were 0:17:29.520 --> 0:17:32.720 probably in a rough area. Well, just act smart, act 0:17:32.800 --> 0:17:36.040 street smart. Can you blame the victim? People walking? Keep 0:17:36.080 --> 0:17:39.760 walking forward and and just no, I'm not blaming the victim. Yeah, 0:17:39.760 --> 0:17:42.359 you know what, My friend John was a fucking putts 0:17:42.560 --> 0:17:45.040 for pulling out a lot of cash in the middle. 0:17:45.240 --> 0:17:47.040 I get it. You want to help people out there 0:17:47.080 --> 0:17:49.520 on the street. I don't understand where's where's your buddy from. 0:17:50.280 --> 0:17:53.159 He's from fucking New Jersey. Okay, I don't know what 0:17:53.240 --> 0:17:55.280 part of New Jerseys from. But growing up in Brooklyn, 0:17:55.800 --> 0:17:57.720 you have more than one pocket in your pants for 0:17:57.760 --> 0:18:00.879 a reason. When you walk around, you put most of 0:18:00.960 --> 0:18:03.119 your money in your left pocket, and then you put 0:18:03.160 --> 0:18:05.040 a couple of fives in a single, maybe a ten 0:18:05.080 --> 0:18:06.840 in your right pocket. So if you have to pull 0:18:06.880 --> 0:18:09.560 out money, you fold them in half. Right. You put 0:18:09.640 --> 0:18:11.639 your singles and fives on the outside so you can 0:18:11.720 --> 0:18:13.480 just reach in your pocket, knowing that the first bill 0:18:13.520 --> 0:18:15.200 on the outside is of one or five. But he 0:18:15.280 --> 0:18:16.920 wanted to hook up this point. If you get mugged, 0:18:17.000 --> 0:18:18.840 you give him everything in your right pocket. Nobody looks. No, 0:18:19.400 --> 0:18:21.520 it wasn't a mugging, you see, it would saying. But 0:18:21.560 --> 0:18:23.080 when you want to take money, out of your pocket. 0:18:23.320 --> 0:18:25.840 You don't have it all in the same pocket. You 0:18:25.920 --> 0:18:27.879 put them in your sock, you put them in your 0:18:27.920 --> 0:18:29.320 in your you know, if you're a woman, you put 0:18:29.359 --> 0:18:31.120 them in your bra, you put them in your purse, 0:18:31.359 --> 0:18:33.760 You spread it around. I don't have it all in 0:18:33.840 --> 0:18:36.119 one place, right Bertie, I do the same thing. But 0:18:36.600 --> 0:18:38.800 if you mugging me on vacation, I don't have any money. 0:18:39.200 --> 0:18:41.280 John just pulls a wad out. And you know, there 0:18:41.359 --> 0:18:44.040 was this woman. She was she she was carrying her 0:18:44.119 --> 0:18:46.560 infant child, and then she was she was shoeless. She 0:18:46.680 --> 0:18:49.040 needed money. John was trying to give her money. But 0:18:49.119 --> 0:18:51.720 all of a sudden, people everyone around sees the money 0:18:51.720 --> 0:18:53.320 and they all come running at her. I guess it's 0:18:53.359 --> 0:18:57.680 no longer relaxing vacation. I'm done, my buddy, Brian. We 0:18:57.840 --> 0:19:00.720 totally warned him. We said, dude, you're not in Brooklyn. 0:19:00.760 --> 0:19:03.320 The guys from Sheep said Bay Brooklyn. He fucking he 0:19:03.680 --> 0:19:05.800 leaves his phone in his back pocket so a kid 0:19:05.800 --> 0:19:07.639 could pop it out and run away with it. And 0:19:07.760 --> 0:19:10.360 then he's wearing a goddamn rolex on this. Right away, 0:19:10.400 --> 0:19:13.040 I said, dude, you were here to impress nobody. You 0:19:13.160 --> 0:19:16.560 do not fucking wear jewelry out where the because he 0:19:16.560 --> 0:19:18.040 doesn't have the phone to tell him what time it is. 0:19:18.640 --> 0:19:20.760 I gotta say, man, I gotta say. Some of my 0:19:20.840 --> 0:19:23.760 friends they learned that first night. That first night was 0:19:23.840 --> 0:19:26.280 a crazy war is all the first night. This was 0:19:26.359 --> 0:19:29.840 all in one fucking five and minute. Okay, you know what, 0:19:30.000 --> 0:19:31.720 I'm gonna make like the iPhone and go right to 0:19:31.760 --> 0:19:34.560 the airport. At that point I'm out. Oh it was, 0:19:34.840 --> 0:19:36.880 and it was loud because someone was holding a boom 0:19:36.920 --> 0:19:39.160 box and there this kid was wrapping in my friend's 0:19:39.200 --> 0:19:44.240 face to cover the screams. Oh my god, it was. 0:19:44.400 --> 0:19:47.000 It was. It was bad. Listen, listen. But overall a 0:19:48.520 --> 0:19:52.200 beautiful country. We had a great time. It was to 0:19:52.680 --> 0:19:56.399 Day two was on the Real Life Murder podcast. We 0:19:56.480 --> 0:19:58.560 went back brody, We went back to the drawing I'm 0:19:58.560 --> 0:20:00.800 gonna conclude by saying this. We went back the drawing board. 0:20:01.280 --> 0:20:04.560