Speaker 1: Guess we've just got that today. The Brooklyn Boys that
Speaker 1: had been away, they both have so much to see.
Speaker 1: You know their names of Steering Podcasting, episode two oh eight,
Speaker 1: It's the Brooklyn Boys podcast ran back. After a week
Speaker 1: of vacation, everyone's asking another vacation till my god, April exactly.
Speaker 1: People are gonna be pissed that we have a vacation
Speaker 1: in five weeks from now and people, you're just going back.
Speaker 1: I cannot wait. This is my favorite vacation of all
Speaker 1: the vacations that we take during the year, the one
Speaker 1: coming up, because people will be on our ask because
Speaker 1: it will feel like if no no time has gone
Speaker 1: has gone by, but mean the two Yeah, it is quick.
Speaker 1: It's a quick one. The powers that be moved our
Speaker 1: vacation this year. We don't normally have a February vacation.
Speaker 1: We usually have a March, right, usually do March May,
Speaker 1: March May, and so we did February. But it's a
Speaker 1: last week of February, right, But it's still threw me off.
Speaker 1: Not used to being off in February, but that made
Speaker 1: it seem closer to our vacation in December. And yep,
Speaker 1: and then Friday April. Aight, we're gonna hear it again
Speaker 1: when we say we'll see in a week, like what what? What? What? What? Now?
Speaker 1: Your headphones are really loud today, just so you know what,
Speaker 1: I made them louder for the podcast, the fifteen Minute
Speaker 1: Morning Show podcast. Sorryout. Okay, Well, well while you go
Speaker 1: fix your headphones. I did it ready, Okay, I got
Speaker 1: turned the little knob down. I don't know how long
Speaker 1: does it? How long does it take to give a
Speaker 1: little knob down? Yeah that's not as not as quick
Speaker 1: as you because you can't get to it. Yeah, I crusty,
Speaker 1: little booger conte, I got something terrible in my nose.
Speaker 1: We have to pause now while you you don't go
Speaker 1: a commercial while you pick your nose. But I'm not
Speaker 1: picking my nose. That's the problem. I hate picking my nose.
Speaker 1: I'm not a nose picker. Listen. I'm not a big,
Speaker 1: big believer in in a higher power. But if a
Speaker 1: higher power created us, the finger fits perfectly in the nose.
Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying. Grand design, it really is. And
Speaker 1: if you didn't want the finger in the nose, he
Speaker 1: would have made the finger bigger or the nose smaller.
Speaker 1: We've all picked our nose before we have it's it's
Speaker 1: an imperfect system. That's another thing. But but but if
Speaker 1: you say, hold on, if you're sitting there saying, I'm
Speaker 1: not saying that you. No, not you, I'm talking about
Speaker 1: our slices at one time or another pick their nose,
Speaker 1: even if it was just because it's so itchy, was like,
Speaker 1: I gotta get this out of here. I'm not saying
Speaker 1: your chronic nose picker. If God made us in his image, right,
Speaker 1: that's that's some people's theory that were made in God's image?
Speaker 1: Did he pick his nose? Did he have to wipe
Speaker 1: his butt? Like I don't want to be sacrilegious, but
Speaker 1: we talked about wiping you but a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 1: And if like we're imperfect that we have to pick
Speaker 1: our nose, it seems like the whole air system into
Speaker 1: the nose, they would have been figured out. I know
Speaker 1: that the hairs catch the dirt and that's what creates
Speaker 1: the boogers. There's gotta be a better system. We should
Speaker 1: have like a mesh screen over the bottom of our
Speaker 1: noses and the like the dirt would just fall down.
Speaker 1: There's gotta be a better system. So I don't know.
Speaker 1: So let me ask you this. If you see a
Speaker 1: hot chick bumber screens hashtag booger screens by the Bookers,
Speaker 1: if you see a hot chick on a lounge chair
Speaker 1: hanging out, you know, taking the sun right, Yeah, and
Speaker 1: then she all of a sudden she goes like digging
Speaker 1: up her nose and he goes right off the She
Speaker 1: doesn't make her any less, No, it makes her like
Speaker 1: she's probably crazy in bed, like she's if she's willing
Speaker 1: to pick her nose in public, what she's willing to
Speaker 1: do out of public? Okay, because because because we saw
Speaker 1: that when I was on vacation, well, I was in
Speaker 1: I was in Costa Rica. I was in the pool
Speaker 1: and um my buddy Brian was with me. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was my buddy Brian, and we're like looking and there
Speaker 1: was this woman on the other side, uh you know,
Speaker 1: of the pool with with her boyfriend and they're just
Speaker 1: sitting there taking the sun. And she's like just sitting
Speaker 1: there with the with the sunglasses on, face up. And
Speaker 1: then Brian's like, hey, look I check her out. And
Speaker 1: since I go look her, look at her? She fucking
Speaker 1: goes digging in her nose, and I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: she's picking her nose. How do you hold on? It
Speaker 1: wasn't just a nose pick it was it was she
Speaker 1: was like digging for gold up there. It was that
Speaker 1: she had a chip in the dip. All right, Well,
Speaker 1: you know what the old saying is what hot girls
Speaker 1: a finger in the nose, anything goes without the clothes.
Speaker 1: That's it. Did you just make that? Or is it
Speaker 1: a finger in the nose without her clothes? Anything goes?
Speaker 1: That's what it was. Yeah, that was a thing. I
Speaker 1: never heard that before my life. Oh yeah, it's an
Speaker 1: old expression. It's like liquor in the back, poker in
Speaker 1: the rear, and and uh was it a woman in
Speaker 1: the streets freaking the sheets heard? But the same people
Speaker 1: were I think with Shakespeare wrote wrote that. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: I can't I couldn't believe it that. I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I've never seen this before. But you
Speaker 1: get turned off by that. Remember that really really hot
Speaker 1: girl that worked with us, and then she she stunk
Speaker 1: up the bathroom and you couldn't find her a track
Speaker 1: them anymore? Yes, yeah, yeah, because she was human, but
Speaker 1: she was humanized yes, but then again, you you've always
Speaker 1: said on the radio that hot girl Piana Pool doesn't
Speaker 1: bother you. Yeah. I think all these things that I
Speaker 1: were was at one point. I don't. I think I've
Speaker 1: outgrown them, and I'm I think I'm okay with all
Speaker 1: of it now. It doesn't milk. So hot girl p
Speaker 1: would would not still not bother you, No, because no,
Speaker 1: I think I'm leaning towards the person who stinks up
Speaker 1: the bathroom, who cares it's still okay, then okay, then
Speaker 1: the girl picking her nose should be okay. It was
Speaker 1: you know what it was. It was more like you
Speaker 1: just didn't expect that. It just came out of nowhere.
Speaker 1: I've never seen anyone pick their nose in public, let
Speaker 1: alone this hot girl. So go whatever. But anyway, well,
Speaker 1: if you like a girl who puts her fingers in places,
Speaker 1: then she's perfect for you. I just I'm just saying,
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to put that means. I'm just trying
Speaker 1: to picture. I've never seen my girlfriend pick her nose,
Speaker 1: so now I'm trying to think I'm relating it to
Speaker 1: my real life. She doesn't. I've never seen my girl
Speaker 1: picker knows ever, But then, but I wouldn't be a
Speaker 1: little shot, a little a little a little thumb side,
Speaker 1: like a flick of the nose, wouldn't be less attracted
Speaker 1: to her if she was picking her nose. I think
Speaker 1: that we're all human and we do human things. And
Speaker 1: as you said, the new the nose. I'm sorry, the
Speaker 1: finger fits perfectly up the nose, right, So you can't
Speaker 1: play in the girl. And besides her, she had a
Speaker 1: hot boyfriend, right, big muscle ball and guy probably uh yeah,
Speaker 1: so he'll probably kick my ass. So he's not he's
Speaker 1: not Karen. Yeah, but he's not Karen. Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 1: It was. It was because she didn't just it wasn't
Speaker 1: even like a like a quick one. It was she
Speaker 1: she spent some time on it. Right now. Do you
Speaker 1: think when they fight and she's like, you don't clean
Speaker 1: up your underwear, it's all in the house. Do you
Speaker 1: think he's like you pat your nose? You think he
Speaker 1: throws it out like in the heat of battle. I
Speaker 1: also associate picking your nose with like being eleven. You know,
Speaker 1: kids like seven year old kid and then like eighteen,
Speaker 1: puts it in the mouth and spits like like you
Speaker 1: go for distance with it you have boog a spitting?
Speaker 1: Who does that? Why? Teenage guys? When I was a teenage,
Speaker 1: I didn't do it, of course I didn't do it,
Speaker 1: you know, but people would do. You know, one of
Speaker 1: those like watermelon seeds. No kind of contest did you
Speaker 1: have when you were a kid, not the like the
Speaker 1: ones you had FLEXI Listen, boys did stuff spit balling,
Speaker 1: you know, shooting spitballs of people that was like a
Speaker 1: wat of spit and some paper that that was gross.
Speaker 1: I mean the adult version of that is beer, I guess.
Speaker 1: I mean literally, there's there's dirty ball dirty and drink it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and as soon as it goes into the beer, no,
Speaker 1: the alcohol kills the germs and still gross. Well, you know,
Speaker 1: you know what kids do now is they literally kids
Speaker 1: these days? Kids these days they fill all the all
Speaker 1: the solo cups up with water and then the ball
Speaker 1: lands in the in the cups of water, and then
Speaker 1: they chugged their beer off to the side that's in
Speaker 1: a bob. The the the the crazy kids are so
Speaker 1: much more sensible now, yeah, I mean they've advanced actually
Speaker 1: smarter than we were. Drinking the beer out of the
Speaker 1: dirty ping punk ball cup is chuggy. You know, is
Speaker 1: it chuggy? I think it's chuggie. What is that one
Speaker 1: of those? Yeah, it's like salty, it's chug it's you know,
Speaker 1: is that it's like is that one of those? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's the kids are saying. The kids are saying. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I could urban dictionary that for you if you want. Well,
Speaker 1: let's see. Hopefully someone didn't hack a lugi. I don't
Speaker 1: think kids still hanka lugi's. I think they you know,
Speaker 1: they spit, They spit all. And by the way, uh,
Speaker 1: vomit is vomit. Throw up is the action. That's another
Speaker 1: that's my pet peeve for the day. Uh oh, you
Speaker 1: mean people using it in the wrong form like yeah,
Speaker 1: they're no, no, it's vomit. Yeah, no, vomit could be
Speaker 1: used both ways and so compete, but cannot um. Yes,
Speaker 1: I saw some vomit on the floor. I saw some
Speaker 1: I saw some throw up on the floor. Not it's
Speaker 1: just a puke on the floor. That works. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: you can. I puked, I vomited, so you can. So
Speaker 1: those two words are versatile. What the fund are we
Speaker 1: talking about? I don't know. You can ship and ship
Speaker 1: like this? Can we erase the blackboard here, can we
Speaker 1: can we start over? Let's start over? Well, can you
Speaker 1: get a picture? Microphone picture? But yeah, oh yeah. Chugi
Speaker 1: a catch all words to describe anything that is basic, uncool,
Speaker 1: or untrendy. Chugi C H, e U G y. Okay,
Speaker 1: come on, man, Like the last ten minutes of our podcast,
Speaker 1: it was little jugy. That's fine, it's the boys podcast. Okay.
Speaker 1: We we should talk about our vacations, Yes, we should.
Speaker 1: Why don't you tell tell us where you went and
Speaker 1: what you did because I saw a lot of your
Speaker 1: social media. Um, okay. So I went to Costa Rica
Speaker 1: and then I went to Carta Hannah, Columbia. So Hannah yea.
Speaker 1: So my time in Central America and Costa Rica was wonderful.
Speaker 1: It was calm and peaceful because there was just like
Speaker 1: three of us hanging out. It was me and my
Speaker 1: buddy Brian and uh the nose picker. No, I'm kidding,
Speaker 1: his friend, his friend John. So it was waking up
Speaker 1: every morning at six seven o'clock because the animals, the
Speaker 1: creatures of the forest, of the jungles nearby, and the
Speaker 1: birds chirping, the McCaw parents going, oh, we're just a spectacle.
Speaker 1: First I thought people were being murdered in the middle
Speaker 1: and it became part of my dreams. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: what the hell. And I'm like, oh, ship, that's just nature.
Speaker 1: And I go outside on the balcony and I watched
Speaker 1: the sunrise. We cooked breakfast because we had a full kitchen.
Speaker 1: Um I did. I did the cooking. I made my
Speaker 1: famous Scary Jones uh omelets, the slow omelets. You know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Uh you know, Thomas, you know we
Speaker 1: talked about that on this podcast that was David Brodie. Everyone.
Speaker 1: Uh so all your complaints there no the the these
Speaker 1: Um you know, I told you how make a proper oumelet,
Speaker 1: slow and low. I've bitched about it on this podcast
Speaker 1: that is the tempo. Yes. So my buddy Brian was
Speaker 1: never had a real alma before like that. He goes, oh,
Speaker 1: mine's always burned on the bottom, Like, let me show
Speaker 1: you how it's done. Because we had all the time
Speaker 1: in the world. Why why were you cooking though you're
Speaker 1: a vacation. I was breakfast. It was breakfast, and then
Speaker 1: there was nothing nearby, you know, we hung out. We
Speaker 1: had some great dinners. We watched what crazy adventurous stuff
Speaker 1: did you do in coach Parasale? Did you doing bugs?
Speaker 1: There were opportunities to go to doing some do some
Speaker 1: zip lining, and the opportunities in a TV. You know,
Speaker 1: maybe go visit a monkey house where there are all
Speaker 1: these monkeys around and you could hang out with monkeys
Speaker 1: and sloths. Sure, okay, did none of it. It was hot,
Speaker 1: it was there was a great pool. I was laying around.
Speaker 1: So what did you do in these places so that
Speaker 1: you couldn't You couldn't have done in Floria it's called
Speaker 1: unwinding well because it's much color more colorful. There's mountains
Speaker 1: and then the sea, and then there's everything's green, lush greenery.
Speaker 1: And you didn't do anything that was that was nothing related,
Speaker 1: not nothing noteworthy. The real action started when Um, I
Speaker 1: went to well know, when I flew to Cartagena and
Speaker 1: I was in Colombia and there I was with my friends.
Speaker 1: We we went out to amazing restaurants in the daytime.
Speaker 1: We had two or three amazing experiences. We had a
Speaker 1: chef cook for us at night. That was different. Um
Speaker 1: did a lot of drinking. And you know, I gotta
Speaker 1: tell you, as much as I hang out with my
Speaker 1: friends and love them, so much my homeboken guys. They
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm the square the square peg because a
Speaker 1: lot of them are older, you know than me, and
Speaker 1: they like to drink whiskey. They they're all busy passing
Speaker 1: the cavassier. They're smoking amazing. There was a cigar shop nearby,
Speaker 1: forget about that. That was like an hour and there
Speaker 1: I'm like, what the funk are we buying? And here
Speaker 1: guys and they wanted there talking about make sure do
Speaker 1: we have the opus X? Do you guys have this?
Speaker 1: Or they all these fancy cigar names. I'm like, guys,
Speaker 1: they didn't know you, you know, so well versed in
Speaker 1: cigar and you know, you can't be a cigar expert.
Speaker 1: You have to be in a ficionado nado. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: you can't be like an enthusiast or a collector. I
Speaker 1: have to be in efficient. I'm a cigar fish and
Speaker 1: not so so that was one that was fun too.
Speaker 1: You know, we're hanging out, hanging out a lot. You know,
Speaker 1: we had our own pool there at the place. We
Speaker 1: went out at night, were to do a couple of
Speaker 1: rooftop bars. Um, but I will I will say one thing,
Speaker 1: you'd watch your back when you're in another country. This
Speaker 1: is a third world country, and we forget and we
Speaker 1: are gringoes. We're fourteen gringoes walking through the narrow streets
Speaker 1: of Cardagena, which which physically, I'm gonna interrupt you there
Speaker 1: for a second. I'm not sure it's third World. I'll
Speaker 1: have to check that. I don't think it is Columbia. Also,
Speaker 1: gringoes is a Mexican term. Doesn't matter, it means, it
Speaker 1: means a non ethnic but for but for, I think
Speaker 1: it's just Mexico. All right, well it all together. But
Speaker 1: we may still be a gringo technically, but they because
Speaker 1: I'm just a white boy, you know, That's what I'm meant. Well, anyway,
Speaker 1: there's fourteen of us. Was scary Jones by the way, Okay, well, well, well,
Speaker 1: my larger point is that as beautiful as Cardajena was
Speaker 1: because it had all the makings of those narrow cobblestone
Speaker 1: streets with the you know, like an old San Juan
Speaker 1: or if you've ever been to Barcelona. I don't know
Speaker 1: what listeners have been out around the world, but into Barcelona.
Speaker 1: But these are streets were made for horse and buggy
Speaker 1: back in the day, and and then you're in this city,
Speaker 1: which is streets were made for walking inside the walls.
Speaker 1: It's like a fortress that was built in the eighteen
Speaker 1: hundreds or seven hundreds, you know, for some war anyway,
Speaker 1: and we're inside of that and there's all these structures
Speaker 1: and things to see. That's great. However, at night you
Speaker 1: walk out on the street to the bar, you're asking
Speaker 1: for trouble. If you don't keep your ship in your
Speaker 1: front pocket. Now I try, you aren't making it rain
Speaker 1: on the streets. Well, the first problem began because as
Speaker 1: soon as you walk outside, they're panhandlers everywhere. It's so
Speaker 1: hard to relax or your stress free vacation. Your anxiety
Speaker 1: levels go up and your stress goes way through the roof.
Speaker 1: And you're walking to get to where you need to be.
Speaker 1: You got your hands in your pockets because you didn't
Speaker 1: you don't want anything stolen. My buddy left his iPhone
Speaker 1: thirteen in his back pocket, so a seven year old kid,
Speaker 1: they're trained to do this. The kids, the cutest kids
Speaker 1: in the world. I come expected to come run up
Speaker 1: to you to try and pick pockets you. They went
Speaker 1: into back in his back pocket, took the phone literally
Speaker 1: popped the phone out of his pocket, fell up, the
Speaker 1: phone fell on the floor, three kids fought over it
Speaker 1: on the floor, and they they fucking bolted. Two hours later,
Speaker 1: my buddy did to find my iPhone bit and they
Speaker 1: saw that the phone was already at the airport at
Speaker 1: San Jose Airport. So I'm glad it was the mountains
Speaker 1: and the other airport the Columbia Airport. But my point
Speaker 1: is it was fucking that. Part of it was so
Speaker 1: nerve racking because we had to be young guard all
Speaker 1: the time. And my one friend thought he was gonna
Speaker 1: be a gentleman, a nice guy and get him just
Speaker 1: handed his phone it over to the locals. Well he
Speaker 1: might as well have. He pulls out a lot of
Speaker 1: fucking cash from his pocket to give to the kids
Speaker 1: because kids wanted to. Some kid wanted to play a
Speaker 1: dice game. As we're walking, people are coming to York
Speaker 1: and play three card Monty. Meanwhile, three teenagers are up
Speaker 1: in our face like wrapping, because that's what they do,
Speaker 1: They wrap for money, and they're wrapping these spitting hip
Speaker 1: hop rhymes in your face. One person is holding the
Speaker 1: boom box and then I'm sitting there like we're all like,
Speaker 1: and they try and kind of corner you in a way.
Speaker 1: But they're panhandlers. They're not gonna they're not gonna stick
Speaker 1: you up, but they will take your money. So all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, my buddy pullsp money out of his
Speaker 1: pocket to try and hand out a bunch of five
Speaker 1: dollar bills too little kids or get it. Within thirteen seconds,
Speaker 1: fifty people were around us, like, surrounding us trying to
Speaker 1: get money. You don't do that. You don't pull out
Speaker 1: a wat of cash. I mean, there has to be
Speaker 1: a discreet way of doing it. Um, there was. This
Speaker 1: has been brought to you by the Card to Hannah
Speaker 1: Urson Board. This segment not part the exact opposite. I
Speaker 1: swear to you it was. It was so I felt
Speaker 1: so uncomfortable. I didn't feel at that point. I didn't
Speaker 1: feel so sad you and first because I thought my
Speaker 1: vacation paled in comparison, but I went home with most
Speaker 1: of my money. Well, listen, I'm just gonna blanket this.
Speaker 1: And I know this is people that are Colombian. There's
Speaker 1: a people listening, Okay, that that is saying that's not
Speaker 1: that bad. The truth of the matter is, you were
Speaker 1: probably in a rough area. Well, just act smart, act
Speaker 1: street smart. Can you blame the victim? People walking? Keep
Speaker 1: walking forward and and just no, I'm not blaming the victim. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what, My friend John was a fucking putts
Speaker 1: for pulling out a lot of cash in the middle.
Speaker 1: I get it. You want to help people out there
Speaker 1: on the street. I don't understand where's where's your buddy from.
Speaker 1: He's from fucking New Jersey. Okay, I don't know what
Speaker 1: part of New Jerseys from. But growing up in Brooklyn,
Speaker 1: you have more than one pocket in your pants for
Speaker 1: a reason. When you walk around, you put most of
Speaker 1: your money in your left pocket, and then you put
Speaker 1: a couple of fives in a single, maybe a ten
Speaker 1: in your right pocket. So if you have to pull
Speaker 1: out money, you fold them in half. Right. You put
Speaker 1: your singles and fives on the outside so you can
Speaker 1: just reach in your pocket, knowing that the first bill
Speaker 1: on the outside is of one or five. But he
Speaker 1: wanted to hook up this point. If you get mugged,
Speaker 1: you give him everything in your right pocket. Nobody looks. No,
Speaker 1: it wasn't a mugging, you see, it would saying. But
Speaker 1: when you want to take money, out of your pocket.
Speaker 1: You don't have it all in the same pocket. You
Speaker 1: put them in your sock, you put them in your
Speaker 1: in your you know, if you're a woman, you put
Speaker 1: them in your bra, you put them in your purse,
Speaker 1: You spread it around. I don't have it all in
Speaker 1: one place, right Bertie, I do the same thing. But
Speaker 1: if you mugging me on vacation, I don't have any money.
Speaker 1: John just pulls a wad out. And you know, there
Speaker 1: was this woman. She was she she was carrying her
Speaker 1: infant child, and then she was she was shoeless. She
Speaker 1: needed money. John was trying to give her money. But
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, people everyone around sees the money
Speaker 1: and they all come running at her. I guess it's
Speaker 1: no longer relaxing vacation. I'm done, my buddy, Brian. We
Speaker 1: totally warned him. We said, dude, you're not in Brooklyn.
Speaker 1: The guys from Sheep said Bay Brooklyn. He fucking he
Speaker 1: leaves his phone in his back pocket so a kid
Speaker 1: could pop it out and run away with it. And
Speaker 1: then he's wearing a goddamn rolex on this. Right away,
Speaker 1: I said, dude, you were here to impress nobody. You
Speaker 1: do not fucking wear jewelry out where the because he
Speaker 1: doesn't have the phone to tell him what time it is.
Speaker 1: I gotta say, man, I gotta say. Some of my
Speaker 1: friends they learned that first night. That first night was
Speaker 1: a crazy war is all the first night. This was
Speaker 1: all in one fucking five and minute. Okay, you know what,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make like the iPhone and go right to
Speaker 1: the airport. At that point I'm out. Oh it was,
Speaker 1: and it was loud because someone was holding a boom
Speaker 1: box and there this kid was wrapping in my friend's
Speaker 1: face to cover the screams. Oh my god, it was.
Speaker 1: It was. It was bad. Listen, listen. But overall a
Speaker 1: beautiful country. We had a great time. It was to
Speaker 1: Day two was on the Real Life Murder podcast. We
Speaker 1: went back brody, We went back to the drawing I'm
Speaker 1: gonna conclude by saying this. We went back the drawing board.
Speaker 1: But then they stole my pen. And then the next
Speaker 1: day everyone dressed down, no jewelry, everything in your front pot,
Speaker 1: don't show the money. And we were fine, and it
Speaker 1: was okay, we were we were. But the first day
Speaker 1: we acted like the tourists with the binoculars around there.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, looking up at all the tall buildings.
Speaker 1: I'm listen. I'm I'm happy that you weren't one of
Speaker 1: those dopes. I was not. But you gotta find different people.
Speaker 1: By the way, speaking of different people, uh, you always
Speaker 1: put up videos in my mind over the same five
Speaker 1: or six people. There's your buddy will Sex on the way, Dave,
Speaker 1: a couple of muscle bound guys. Sound Falco, yeah, Falco,
Speaker 1: rights say, but this time you had a guy in
Speaker 1: the video. I had never seen in any of your
Speaker 1: videos in every twenty years because he never comes on
Speaker 1: the trips ever, and he decided to come on this one,
Speaker 1: and he was so he's a new guy. He kind
Speaker 1: of stood out, didn't look like the rest of yoursel.
Speaker 1: I was like, so, I'm gonna say it, Scary has
Speaker 1: a black friend. Scary has a black friend I did
Speaker 1: not know about. I have had plenty of black friends, no,
Speaker 1: but less less. I've known forever he's I have. He's
Speaker 1: about the salesman black forever, blackend. I've known him forever. Okay,
Speaker 1: but but that was the first time that Greg was
Speaker 1: doing it. Greg was doing push on my instagrams because
Speaker 1: he couldn't find a gym and he has to work
Speaker 1: out every morning, so he decided to work out in
Speaker 1: the kitch of him. Yeah, okay, they stole his his
Speaker 1: his six pack by the way, I saw that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I've never seen anyone of color in your videos.
Speaker 1: So I was like, oh, this, he's got a black friend. Uh.
Speaker 1: And it turns out he used to play for the Giants.
Speaker 1: He did, right, he was a running back for the
Speaker 1: Giants in the all the nineties. I think at any point,
Speaker 1: did you my man him? Like, my man? You do
Speaker 1: a man's me? Does he? That's where though he's allowed
Speaker 1: he man's because he was my man? Scary, Like, is
Speaker 1: that what you got it from that? You think you
Speaker 1: can then do it to other people? Now now I
Speaker 1: know you're like, I have a black friend, So I
Speaker 1: know you do. Now when you say it, I know
Speaker 1: you actually have one. Okay, I've had exe you guys,
Speaker 1: I still had some black friends. Were's we're Spruce pin Man.
Speaker 1: It's been like a year and a half this podcast.
Speaker 1: Spruce has been. I'll tell you what Spruce has been.
Speaker 1: I want to have him on the podcast. Last week,
Speaker 1: so I I texted on my stay could do the podcast.
Speaker 1: He sent me a video. Spruce was in New Orleans
Speaker 1: or New Orleans, and uh, he was down there, and uh, yeah,
Speaker 1: he has family down there and he has friends. He
Speaker 1: grew up in that area. In mattery, I think, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think that I'm pronouncing it properly. If I'm not,
Speaker 1: don't worry about it. Uh. And he was getting boomed.
Speaker 1: He was in some bar where they put you in
Speaker 1: a in a in a in a like a flat
Speaker 1: table that spins like a massage table, and then the
Speaker 1: girl gives it the massage if you give her extra money,
Speaker 1: like your friends are all sitting around watching, like you know,
Speaker 1: you go bull riding in some places, you ride the
Speaker 1: mechanical bull. He was on some table. You ride the
Speaker 1: mechanical bull and you get boomed. And so the girl
Speaker 1: with the big boobs put her boobs in his face
Speaker 1: and did like the whole motive, like the reverse motor
Speaker 1: boat him. So he wasn't coming on the podcast what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Okay, I understand he was having a good talking,
Speaker 1: a great time. Okay, yeah, we'll get him, We'll get
Speaker 1: him over here, all right. Yeah he just moved. But
Speaker 1: I can tell you about my vacation. You do right
Speaker 1: after this alright, alright, let me just say our vacation
Speaker 1: was ten days long. Now, it was only like five
Speaker 1: days off Monday to Friday, and we had President's Day, right,
Speaker 1: but we had the Friday, Saturday Sunday before and the
Speaker 1: you know, the Saturday Sunday after, So it's like ten
Speaker 1: days by the time you leave work at ten o'clock
Speaker 1: on Friday and when you go back to work on
Speaker 1: Tuesday was eleven days. Whatever. It was. It was a
Speaker 1: long you know, because the President's Day we didn't whatever.
Speaker 1: So okay, So all I wanted to do was going
Speaker 1: to New Haven, Connecticut, which is a a little under
Speaker 1: a two hour drive from me Lofty Goals, Loft. That's it.
Speaker 1: I don't want to go to Hannah. I don't want
Speaker 1: to lose my iPhone. I don't have it phone have
Speaker 1: an Android, so I don't want to get mugged. I
Speaker 1: don't want to wear rolex I don't have one. I
Speaker 1: don't smoke cigars. I'm like, I don't have a form
Speaker 1: of running back. Friends. The more you point out, the
Speaker 1: more I realized, what idiots. I don't have a water
Speaker 1: of run money. Okay, what abouchs with me to do?
Speaker 1: So all I want to do. So, you know my
Speaker 1: buddy Jeff, I've talked about him on the podcast. So
Speaker 1: he works Monday to Friday. But I'm like, you know what,
Speaker 1: let's pick a day. We got President's Day coming up,
Speaker 1: get the long weekend. Why don't we go away? Uh,
Speaker 1: come with me to New Haven. He's like, oh, sounds
Speaker 1: gotta go. We'll do a pizza fest. I can't eat
Speaker 1: all this pizza myself. We'll we'll go to like five
Speaker 1: six places. We'll share the pizza. He's like, I'm in.
Speaker 1: I send them all the places I want to go.
Speaker 1: I'm in a small ask by the way, for your
Speaker 1: big vacation. This is this was easy and easy. Bully
Speaker 1: hit the bull's eye kind of day. So he can't
Speaker 1: go at me the first Saturday because he's got responsibilities
Speaker 1: with his family. Okay. Then he can't go Sunday because
Speaker 1: he promised his daughter he would take it to some whatever.
Speaker 1: And then he can't go President's Day because okay. So
Speaker 1: I said to him, no, no, it was Saturday, he
Speaker 1: couldn't go, and he couldn't go Monday. I said, look
Speaker 1: the whole the first three or four days now are burned, burned,
Speaker 1: burn burn burn burn burn Burn. So now the Monday
Speaker 1: to Friday, I can't go because I still gotta pick
Speaker 1: up my daughter at school every day. So I even
Speaker 1: on my vacation, I still got to pick her up
Speaker 1: my work. So then the second weekend comes and I'm like,
Speaker 1: let's go Saturday, let's go. Let's do this. He's like,
Speaker 1: you know what, I can't go Saturday, but it might
Speaker 1: be able to go Sunday. I said, I Well, let
Speaker 1: me know, because I'm planning. I said, we could get
Speaker 1: a hotel if you want. He's like, no, we'll go together.
Speaker 1: I'll drive. I say, okay, great. So then he tells
Speaker 1: me that, uh, Sunday a couple of days ago, he says,
Speaker 1: you know what, I just found out I forgot Sunday.
Speaker 1: We're going to look at colleges for my daughter. I
Speaker 1: want to be in the car all day, and I don't.
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't do a car all day two
Speaker 1: days in a row. I can't go Saturday. I can't
Speaker 1: be in a car all day. I wanna be in
Speaker 1: the car all day Sunday. So I said, well serious,
Speaker 1: He's like, I can't do it. But I can't. Let's
Speaker 1: go pick up, let's go on. And the week after
Speaker 1: I said, I can go any week, but I gotta
Speaker 1: go on my vacation. I gotta go and accomplish something
Speaker 1: my vacation. So I went. I drove to New Haven.
Speaker 1: But I'll get back to that Monday. I say to him.
Speaker 1: He had the college tour. Go. Now, look, we live
Speaker 1: in in northern New Jersey. Right when you live in
Speaker 1: the Tri state area of New York, New Jersey, Connecticut,
Speaker 1: when you say you're going to look at colleges, normally
Speaker 1: that means driving upstate New York, which for us is
Speaker 1: like Oneonta, Syracuse. Yeah, it's two to four or five hours.
Speaker 1: Or you go you go to Penn State, you go
Speaker 1: to Delaware, you go to phil you go to Philadelphia area,
Speaker 1: you know, you go to Temple and St. Joe's Way.
Speaker 1: You go in like a three or four hour or
Speaker 1: you go up in northern Connecticut. You go three or
Speaker 1: four hours in the city. So you want your kids
Speaker 1: to be away, but you want to be able to
Speaker 1: get them if you have to get them. Right three
Speaker 1: So I'm figuring he's going upstate New York. My kids
Speaker 1: went three hours and four hours away. My two that
Speaker 1: have been to college already, so I go. So I
Speaker 1: asked him with colleges he was going to. He's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I gotta talk to my wife. I she's got it all. Whatever.
Speaker 1: It was okay. So then Monday I said, hey, listen,
Speaker 1: I went for pizza. Uh you know where? How is
Speaker 1: the college tour? Where'd you go? He says to me, Well,
Speaker 1: we only went to two colleges. I said, oh, there's
Speaker 1: probably a lot of driving. Was yeah, he said, we
Speaker 1: went to uh Montclair State and Fairley Dickinson. Dude, that's
Speaker 1: forty five minutes away at best, Montclair State from where
Speaker 1: he and I live. Where he lives is about fourteen minutes,
Speaker 1: and Fairley Dickinson is about twenty five. He couldn't go
Speaker 1: with me to New Haven because he was gonna be
Speaker 1: in the car all day. Fuck you, fuck you. You
Speaker 1: didn't go with me. What kind of friend is this?
Speaker 1: He's like, Oh, my god, we're gonna be in a
Speaker 1: college torone in carl day driving but a college. He
Speaker 1: went on a fourteen minute drive one way and then
Speaker 1: it must have been forty minut it's back to go
Speaker 1: to the college. No good piece of fucking burnt the
Speaker 1: cruise with me. He's a pizza crush, that's what he is.
Speaker 1: I took him on the Norwegian Cruise of Me that
Speaker 1: time that my family couldn't make it, and we went
Speaker 1: to Seattle in l a piece. How about that? Okay?
Speaker 1: So I went to New Haven. Now she went by yourself.
Speaker 1: I went by myself. I took my dog, one of
Speaker 1: my dogs. We went for a ride. Uh and uh.
Speaker 1: I went to New Haven. So here a little pizza,
Speaker 1: get a little something. So here's I want to just listen,
Speaker 1: let me just run it down. So I went to
Speaker 1: three places, three pizza places at a burger everyone right,
Speaker 1: just one. I went to Peppi's, Frank Peppi's. Okay, I
Speaker 1: went to Frank Peppie's for the clam pizza. Let's start
Speaker 1: off with that. So I'm driving, I'm I'm about fifteen
Speaker 1: minutes outside of town in my car. I call ahead
Speaker 1: and I say, I want the clamp white clampie. Give
Speaker 1: me a small white clampie. It's a twelve inch think clampie. Right,
Speaker 1: the small medium lodge. Nobody sells slices. It's not like
Speaker 1: New York. Okay, I gotta get the clampie. But you
Speaker 1: raise about clam pie. So I said, do you want
Speaker 1: my credit card? Just no, you'll pay when you get
Speaker 1: to the spot. Okay. Do you know what that means? Scary? Oh?
Speaker 1: Just pulled to the side kind of deal like you No,
Speaker 1: do you know what pay when? When you pay when
Speaker 1: you get to the spot. What does that mean? I
Speaker 1: think that means when you pick up your pie, you
Speaker 1: pay right there and there at the cash register. No,
Speaker 1: at the spot. So I don't know. I don't know
Speaker 1: if you ever order like like take out connecticution thing. No, no,
Speaker 1: it's not. But normally when you say pay at the spot,
Speaker 1: like if I go get Chinese food or pick up
Speaker 1: at Friday's, this parking spaces and it says, call this
Speaker 1: number when you arrive, we'll bring the food out. Tell
Speaker 1: us what spot number you're in, right, okay? So like
Speaker 1: you go to Friday's, you go, I'm here for my food.
Speaker 1: I'm in spot three, and then the person comes out
Speaker 1: with you bag of food and he knows you're in
Speaker 1: spot Yeah, okay, all right, so I get the delivery
Speaker 1: something like that. So I pull into the parking lot.
Speaker 1: I pull into the spot. It says Frank Peppie's parking only,
Speaker 1: and I'm sitting there. There's no phone number, so I go,
Speaker 1: you know, I should just call Maybe I have to
Speaker 1: call and tell him. So I call the number and
Speaker 1: I say, Hey, this is David. I ordered my food.
Speaker 1: I'm in a black Dodge Charger. She says, oh, just
Speaker 1: come in, okay, all right. So I walk into Frank Peppie's,
Speaker 1: which is, well, you're in the spot, right, you go
Speaker 1: around around the little wall right, because you're on the
Speaker 1: side of the store. You palk on the side of
Speaker 1: Frank Peppie's and there's a line of people outside. And
Speaker 1: by the way, I passed Stacy's Pizza because it's on
Speaker 1: the same block as Frank's. You have to pass Stacy's first.
Speaker 1: Stacy's line was like around the block. Frank's line was
Speaker 1: like eight Sally Sorry, right, Sally's Sally's up pizza. So
Speaker 1: I walk into Frank's. I walked right past the line.
Speaker 1: I feel guilty, like, I'm hey, I'm just don't pick up.
Speaker 1: Don't don't beat me up. You walk in. There's a
Speaker 1: little like a vestibule, like a little area before you
Speaker 1: walk into the restaurant, and there's a guy sitting there
Speaker 1: with a phone and paperwork and everything. He's checking you in.
Speaker 1: He's like the door guy, the maitre d the host.
Speaker 1: He says, can I help you? I said, yeah, I
Speaker 1: ordered uh my pizza a David B. He says, uh, yeah,
Speaker 1: you gotta. You gotta pick it up at the spot.
Speaker 1: So I said, yeah, I was in my I just
Speaker 1: I just called the girl said to come in. He says,
Speaker 1: you gotta pick it up at the spot. I said,
Speaker 1: I understand that. But the girl said to come in.
Speaker 1: You're not listening to me. You gotta pick it up
Speaker 1: at the spot around the corner. I said, I was
Speaker 1: in the spot around the corner. He said, sir, I
Speaker 1: don't know. He goes, you gotta go to the spot
Speaker 1: around the corner. I said, look, I don't know what
Speaker 1: you're saying. I've never been here before. I don't understand
Speaker 1: your lingo. Can you please just dumb it down for me.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't. I'm trying, like I'm trying to
Speaker 1: stay calm, scary, like I'm trying to be nice, but
Speaker 1: I'm getting Brooklyn. I'm like, I don't understand. I was
Speaker 1: in the spot. They told me to pay in the spot,
Speaker 1: and then when I called they said, come in. I said,
Speaker 1: what's the spot? What spot? What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: So he says, there's a building in the parking lot
Speaker 1: called the spot. You pick up your food there, it's
Speaker 1: called the Spot building. So you walk around. I go,
Speaker 1: why couldn't you just say that? Clearly, I've never been
Speaker 1: here before. So you walk up back around the corner right,
Speaker 1: and there's a building in the back of the parking lot,
Speaker 1: a little one floor, a little shack. It does it
Speaker 1: say the spot on It's scary, you tell me, yeah,
Speaker 1: it should It doesn't. It says nothing. It's a brick
Speaker 1: building with nothing on it. There's no signs in the
Speaker 1: parking lot that say go to the building over there.
Speaker 1: So I started walking around. There's no giant, there's no
Speaker 1: giant in lights with arrows, spot the red spot like,
Speaker 1: there's no target logo, but it's a spot. There's no
Speaker 1: like white circle with a dot in it. Nothing. So
Speaker 1: as I'm walking, this woman is yelling at her husband
Speaker 1: in the car. She's outside the car with her hand
Speaker 1: on her forehead. She's going, I don't know what this
Speaker 1: spot is. She said, to pick it up at the spot.
Speaker 1: What the hell are they talking about? So I say,
Speaker 1: I think it's that building over there. She didn't know either.
Speaker 1: So I go in the spot this little building and
Speaker 1: apparently that that's so busy at the at Peppie's they
Speaker 1: have a little building just for pick up. Nobody tells
Speaker 1: you that on the phone. Would it have killed her
Speaker 1: to say, hey, we're in a little building in the
Speaker 1: parking lot. What if I didn't park in the parking
Speaker 1: lot and I parked on the street. Like totally unorganized.
Speaker 1: So I go in and there's a there's a table
Speaker 1: when you walk in with menus on it. Okay, not
Speaker 1: very helpful. I already ordered. And then to the left
Speaker 1: is the brick oven and a long white counter. And
Speaker 1: on the white counter is stacks of pizza boxes. Okay,
Speaker 1: So I go in and get my name goes, I
Speaker 1: don't see your pizza. I go, what? Oh? Come on?
Speaker 1: So the girl says, no, I made that pizza should
Speaker 1: be right there. I said that you're the person I
Speaker 1: smoked on the phone. Yeah, I just told you to
Speaker 1: come in. I go. I just I would have been
Speaker 1: in eight minutes, ten minutes ago, but I was the
Speaker 1: guy was telling me to go. I don't want to
Speaker 1: spot it. It's like, oh, I'm sorry. We assume everybody knows. No, no,
Speaker 1: not everybody knows you're a tourist place. How would everybody know? Okay,
Speaker 1: so they give me the pizza. I get in the
Speaker 1: car and I pull out. I checked the pizza's clampie,
Speaker 1: the pizza's ice cold, and and they did lazy lazy toppings.
Speaker 1: They did easy pizza, No lazy pizzas. Know what's lazy pizzas?
Speaker 1: When you take a fistful of the topping and you
Speaker 1: just throw it on the pizza. You're supposed to like
Speaker 1: sprinkle it around the outside and then you keep making
Speaker 1: the circle small until you get to the middle, or
Speaker 1: you go from the middle and you sprinkle out like
Speaker 1: a like a like a hypnosis circles. Okay, ye, my
Speaker 1: my world famous Frank Peppi's clam pie that I drove
Speaker 1: three hours for because it was traffic has when I
Speaker 1: when I went by the way. Instagram is blocking me
Speaker 1: for some reason. I can't post for like four days now.
Speaker 1: I have my people working on it. Anyway. I think
Speaker 1: it's owned by Frank Peppi, So I'll eventually put up
Speaker 1: the pizza. I wish it was up already. You'll see
Speaker 1: all the toppings are on three slices on one side,
Speaker 1: and like a like a couple ran across to the
Speaker 1: other side. God right, so clam is on one side. Alright, alright, well,
Speaker 1: well we'll get to the review part. How was it?
Speaker 1: What did you think it was? It was? It was
Speaker 1: really different than any other clampie. It was like they
Speaker 1: took a pizza and they put clam juice on it
Speaker 1: and threw some chopped clams on it on one half.
Speaker 1: It was fine, Okay. Then I called Stacy's Pizza sall
Speaker 1: Sally's Pizza. Sorry, uh, hoping for a better result. Uh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I want to place an order now. I saw the
Speaker 1: line was out the out the door, up the block.
Speaker 1: She says, uh, it's three hours. I said, no, no,
Speaker 1: I don't want to come in. It's for pickup. She said,
Speaker 1: my my pickup of it is full until seven forty five.
Speaker 1: Because I I was full forty five at this point.
Speaker 1: She just do you want it or not? But she
Speaker 1: was polite. I'm just being abrupt when I tell the story.
Speaker 1: I said three hours, Like all right, yeah, order it's
Speaker 1: I order a medium sausage pizza. I go, this is
Speaker 1: this better? Be good. I'll order a medium because it's
Speaker 1: gotta better than a clamp ie. I just head Now
Speaker 1: I've got to kill three hours. So I eat a
Speaker 1: decent amount of the clam pie, and now I'm off
Speaker 1: to uh I'm looking at all. By the way, everyone
Speaker 1: who tweeted me, thank you for your recommendations. I'm now
Speaker 1: off to Bar. Bar is a ten minute drive. Seven
Speaker 1: minutes i've I get to bar and I look online
Speaker 1: and the best thing they have highly recommended the mashed
Speaker 1: potato and bacon pizza. What wow, that sounds like that
Speaker 1: gas station pizza from de Moine. No, that was trash,
Speaker 1: but I I like it. Sounds like Casey's gas station pizza. Yes,
Speaker 1: I like potato skins like a UNO's and you know, okay,
Speaker 1: so I'm like, I gotta try it. I mean, I
Speaker 1: already had clam pie. I ordered the sausage pizza. I'm
Speaker 1: up here one time. Let's order what they're known for.
Speaker 1: So I call up. I get the medium. By the way,
Speaker 1: this automatically sounds like trash. I would not have ordered this.
Speaker 1: Well I got it. Very nice place, very nice place
Speaker 1: you wouldn't know from the outside, very plain, just says
Speaker 1: Bar on it. Very cool vibe that pick up window,
Speaker 1: very professional. Pizza scary. The pizza was excellent, really excellent,
Speaker 1: bacon and mashed potato all over it, perfectly laid out.
Speaker 1: It was like a giant potato skins. Well, I wouldn't
Speaker 1: call it pizza, but it was very delistic. Yeah, alright,
Speaker 1: I got home. I put a Russian dressing on it,
Speaker 1: like a dip. It in fantastic? Did you visit Modern?
Speaker 1: From Modern? Hold on? Now, I go across the street
Speaker 1: because you told me I had to go to Louise Lunch,
Speaker 1: the birthplace of the Hamburg. Allegedly, I go with to
Speaker 1: Louis Lunch. It's a little red building, looks like a
Speaker 1: tiny schoolhouse in the middle of the street. It's right
Speaker 1: across the street. So my dog got to watch me
Speaker 1: walk across the street. By the way, New England right now,
Speaker 1: not a blade of grass anywhere in New Haven. My
Speaker 1: my dog could not find grass. It was covered in snow.
Speaker 1: So I go with to Louis Lunch and I don't
Speaker 1: know how to order. So I go up to the
Speaker 1: counter and I said, listen, my first time here. Now
Speaker 1: there's two guys behind the counter. A guy in his forties,
Speaker 1: making the burgers vertical vertical cast iron grill gridles from
Speaker 1: the eighteen hundreds, like a toaster, like a like toaster
Speaker 1: pop up type of right, and he's got like a
Speaker 1: bread toaster like a conveyor bell that goes up around
Speaker 1: and down, which we used to use in Red Robin
Speaker 1: when I was when I worked, and then as a
Speaker 1: older guy not wearing gloves. This is important to the story.
Speaker 1: He takes your order, so he says, what do you have?
Speaker 1: I go, I don't know what to order here. How
Speaker 1: do I order? He goes, You've got two choices cheese
Speaker 1: and no cheese, tomato or onion. Like, oh, cheese, tomato,
Speaker 1: no onion. He goes, great, that's it. You're very low, low,
Speaker 1: low choices. I love it. Bread on whitebread. Yes, it
Speaker 1: couldn't be any more basic, right, So I was worried
Speaker 1: it was gonna be choogy. So the guy takes me
Speaker 1: to order. He has like a white note pad, and
Speaker 1: he says, what's your name David? For here to go?
Speaker 1: All right to go? He writes, to go, all right
Speaker 1: to go? Okay, he writes to go, I say it
Speaker 1: to go, So it's it. It took about twenty five
Speaker 1: minutes because they make them to order and the guys
Speaker 1: are very slow. It's not a New York City pace,
Speaker 1: which is fine. And he says, we make all the
Speaker 1: burgers medium rare. I go bets high want it. That's perfect.
Speaker 1: So it's a very small place. It looks like a
Speaker 1: tiny tavern inside wood paneling, you know, very and it's
Speaker 1: like four tables at best, right, little bats, really old place.
Speaker 1: There's no garbage pail. There's no room for garbage pails.
Speaker 1: So everybody brings their garbage to the old guy behind
Speaker 1: the counter who takes it bare handed and throws it
Speaker 1: in his garbage pail. Okay, fine, but then he uses
Speaker 1: the same hands to handle money and to put out
Speaker 1: the He pre puts out the little white paper plates
Speaker 1: for the for the guy to put the burger on.
Speaker 1: He like lays him out like he's like he's dealing cards,
Speaker 1: so he's touching them and the and the garbage. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm waiting for my food. Fifteen minutes go by. He
Speaker 1: can't find the phone that belongs to the restaurant, not
Speaker 1: a cell phone, the cordless phone when people call, he
Speaker 1: can't find. So a couple of the regulars are like, oh,
Speaker 1: we'll help you find it, and they're all calling. It's
Speaker 1: not ringing. So he and the burger guys start going
Speaker 1: through all the cabinets. Not in the cabinets. They started
Speaker 1: moving the stuff on the counter. Not on the counter.
Speaker 1: Where does the older guy start looking for the phone?
Speaker 1: Scary in the garbage, in the garbage with his bare hands, rifling.
Speaker 1: He's rifling through the garbage with his bad hands. He's
Speaker 1: putting I'm a bit back on the counter. By the way,
Speaker 1: I guess who's burgers up next. My burger is not
Speaker 1: out yet. Okay, you can't find the phone. So that
Speaker 1: he goes into the bathroom to look for the phone.
Speaker 1: He can't find the phone because he went in the bathroom.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't see any water dripping over his hands.
Speaker 1: Comes out of the bathroom, he goes right bind the counter. Okay,
Speaker 1: So like five minutes later he's putting more plates out,
Speaker 1: and then my burger comes out and the guy puts
Speaker 1: the burger on the plate. He puts a napkin on
Speaker 1: the burger and hands me the slides it under the plexiglass,
Speaker 1: the COVID glass, and there's my plate. Burger napkin. So
Speaker 1: I said, oh, it's to go. Do you have a
Speaker 1: little box to put it in? I figured he'll take
Speaker 1: the plate and the napkin and the burger, no touchy,
Speaker 1: and put it in a box. He has to throw
Speaker 1: a box at you. That's that kind of pillow. He
Speaker 1: takes the napkins, moves them off, goes to the back counter,
Speaker 1: takes out wax paper, picks up my burger with his hands.
Speaker 1: Of course, puts it in the wax paper. Yourself, yourself,
Speaker 1: you could have gotten away. I sucked myself, could have
Speaker 1: gotten away without was so close, diseased hands on your
Speaker 1: fucking burger. You have to was so close. So I
Speaker 1: bring it out to the car and I'm like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, he garbage paled my burger. I can't but
Speaker 1: I'm like, fuck it, I'm up here. It's a once
Speaker 1: in a lifetime. I got to eat the burger. How
Speaker 1: is the burger? The burger was very good. The burger
Speaker 1: was a solid seven. It was good, alright, it was good.
Speaker 1: It was They put cheat like melt like cheese spread.
Speaker 1: So they put like cheese with a knife. Wasn't bad.
Speaker 1: It was like velvita, So it's not bad. Okay. At
Speaker 1: this point, I've now eaten half a clam pie, half
Speaker 1: a uh the third, at least a third of the
Speaker 1: mashed potato and bacon, and half the burger. All right,
Speaker 1: I'm stuffed, and you still have to pick up your
Speaker 1: pizza from Sallie's. I have an hour and fifteen minutes
Speaker 1: before I have to go to Sallie's to get my pizza. Roughly,
Speaker 1: I look up Modern Modernist five minutes away, and then
Speaker 1: I look. I'm looking at the pictures and the reviews
Speaker 1: are great. Everyone said go to Modern, Gotta go to Modern,
Speaker 1: and I'm thinking to myself, you know, my kids don't
Speaker 1: eat leftover pizza. They're not. I don't know why I
Speaker 1: love leftover pizza. I'm gonna eat all this pizza myself.
Speaker 1: I just lost all this weight. If I go to Modern,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get another pizza and I would be in
Speaker 1: the car in a two hour drive home. It's important.
Speaker 1: It's important to note they don't do slices at these places.
Speaker 1: You have to order the entire pie. It's another seventeen
Speaker 1: dollars for for a small pizza with tacks and everything.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I can't do Modern. I can't. And and
Speaker 1: so here's another thing. I get to the minute. So
Speaker 1: I go to I go to the Sally's. I get
Speaker 1: a spot in the parking lot. I sit there for
Speaker 1: an hour. I go in. When my my time is
Speaker 1: there set, my pizza is ready. I look at the pizza.
Speaker 1: It's still warm. I go in the car. It looks great.
Speaker 1: Uh it's a I had. I had immediately had a
Speaker 1: bite of it. The sausage was hand sliced sausage. It
Speaker 1: wasn't crumbles, was like little circles, which is still good.
Speaker 1: I give it a given an s seven and a
Speaker 1: half eight. Okay, there you go the peas. Now look, look,
Speaker 1: there are people waiting three hours for this pizza. I
Speaker 1: waited three hours with the pizza. Here's what I will say.
Speaker 1: It's not the pizza capital of the world. It was
Speaker 1: very good pizza. Okay, it might be better if you
Speaker 1: sit in the restaurant, like if you get it right
Speaker 1: right to your table. All over the pizza of all
Speaker 1: the places, modern, all of them. It's all thin, crust
Speaker 1: like brick oven pizza. There's not a lot of variety.
Speaker 1: Now it all may taste a little different. But in
Speaker 1: New York You've got Sicilian and round and thick crust
Speaker 1: and thin varieties here pizza with big zity on top
Speaker 1: of it, lasagnea on top of it. Like it. There's
Speaker 1: so many different Hell, you can get an awesome Detroit slice. Here,
Speaker 1: you can get Detroit, you can get deep dish. So
Speaker 1: it lacked variety for me, Like there was no like
Speaker 1: get a Grandma slice, get an upside down vodka. It
Speaker 1: was all basically the same seven or eight top. I
Speaker 1: did have fox on soda. A bunch of people recommended.
Speaker 1: I had to diet cream very good. I couldn't find
Speaker 1: grape soda anyway. The only thing you sucked up on
Speaker 1: is whoever told you to go to bar really sucked
Speaker 1: you up because you really should have gone to Modern
Speaker 1: instead of Bar. To say, I went to bar with
Speaker 1: the intention of going to Modern. I went to bar
Speaker 1: to get the bacon and potato pizza, right right. You
Speaker 1: know you're gonna do it all, but now you gotta
Speaker 1: go back up there. Yeah, I know, I know, all right,
Speaker 1: But the spot, the spot would have sucked anybody up.
Speaker 1: You know, that's that's really still it's a parking spot.
Speaker 1: You you paid the spot that's sucking dumb meet me
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Speaker 1: It's not up there. So f you a your entire order. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: so right, yeah that sounds good. I like that. And
Speaker 1: then pretty soon sound we speaking of few A seventy seven,
Speaker 1: we have a phone number you could leave a voicemail on.
Speaker 1: It's to eight one. F you ape sev is not correct,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry to eight Yes, F you APE seventy seven.
Speaker 1: That's right. Thank you. Don't have dyslexia, and don't accidentally
Speaker 1: call to a one. Oh. By the way, speaking of dyslexia,
Speaker 1: I saw a license plate driving up to New Haven.
Speaker 1: It said, uh, uh Lizdeskia. That's hysterical. Yeah, so well,
Speaker 1: not that we'll make it fun, no, but yeah we
Speaker 1: could like, we could laugh, We could laugh if we
Speaker 1: want to. We could leave our friends behind. The friends
Speaker 1: left and uh getting it mugged and called Hana and
Speaker 1: then the friends of mine. Speaking of laughing. Can I
Speaker 1: say a quick story because I told a joke and
Speaker 1: I got very worried I offended someone and it took
Speaker 1: like twenty minutes to find out that I didn't. So
Speaker 1: somebody texted in this morning. You don't have to get
Speaker 1: my permission. You're gonna do it anyway. Oh no, if
Speaker 1: you tell me I can't do it, I won't do it.
Speaker 1: I respect you tell me I can't do it, I
Speaker 1: won't do it. You can't do it, I don't do
Speaker 1: it anyway. So we gotta we gotta text message that
Speaker 1: said they. The woman wanted us to uh give her
Speaker 1: son courage. Her son is very young. I'm gonna say
Speaker 1: how old he is, but he's he's under twelve. And
Speaker 1: it was wacky Wednesday at school and he you have
Speaker 1: to dress up crazy dress up, you know, whackies do
Speaker 1: something wacky. And so her son decided to wear her
Speaker 1: clothing like leggings and like, um what she say, like
Speaker 1: a romper or something over it, you know, like typical
Speaker 1: like mom, like a pulled like a like a big
Speaker 1: sweater with leggings, right, and he put on nail polish
Speaker 1: and makeup and like he went, he went. His heart
Speaker 1: he went as a woman, and and he was like
Speaker 1: a little nervous about it, that you might get picked
Speaker 1: on whatever. And she said, if you could just you know,
Speaker 1: on the air, uh, which good luck. My son's name
Speaker 1: is cross c r o SS. So I said, look,
Speaker 1: I wrote back, and I said, listen, your son's very grageous.
Speaker 1: That's very funny, very clever. He should feel proud that
Speaker 1: he's willing to commit to a wacky Wednesday. That's great.
Speaker 1: And I said, I don't know if we're gonna have
Speaker 1: time on the air, but uh, you know, please say,
Speaker 1: uh you know, good for you for being wacky like
Speaker 1: us to your son Cross right. And then it dawned
Speaker 1: on me and I texted a second time back and
Speaker 1: I said, hey, if you think about it, your son
Speaker 1: is a cross dresser pile right, Like, first of all,
Speaker 1: how many kids in the world named cross and how
Speaker 1: many of them are dressing like like their mom in
Speaker 1: women's cloth, and and it's it's appropriate. So after I
Speaker 1: sent the first text message, she wrote back immediately, thank
Speaker 1: you so much for the words of wisdom. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: show him the text message. Then I made the jo
Speaker 1: the cross dress joke. I don't hear it. I don't
Speaker 1: see a text back for like twenty minutes. I go, oh,
Speaker 1: look like I I made it. I was blatant that
Speaker 1: I was funny. I was like good for him, cross
Speaker 1: dresser literally cross dressing, good form like it was so.
Speaker 1: Then like after like twenty two minutes, she writes back, sorry,
Speaker 1: I was driving hilarious like there is well I got,
Speaker 1: I got you know you know what I mean? Yeah,
Speaker 1: and your mind runs crazy like did I say something wrong?
Speaker 1: I'm not getting a response back right, yeah, sorry, thank you.
Speaker 1: Area co seventy seven just a couple of voicemails that
Speaker 1: are commenting on previous episodes es Birdie and Scarious Scary Bertie.
Speaker 1: I don't care what it is. You suck sucked me up.
Speaker 1: I got in shrouble. I'm in the military and I
Speaker 1: was listening to an episode of when she started on
Speaker 1: the deck, and my captain came in and was wondering
Speaker 1: what was going on because my guys were talking about
Speaker 1: the episode of the famous episode where we uh, some
Speaker 1: woman farted on her guy's penis while they were in
Speaker 1: bed together spooning, and when he went, she went. So
Speaker 1: that was a very disgusting and funny episode. He was
Speaker 1: he's in the military and was listening to that episode.
Speaker 1: I guess in his in his bed or in his
Speaker 1: bunker whatever it was he got in trouble from the captain. Anyway,
Speaker 1: you've got a lot of catching up to do their pal.
Speaker 1: That was that episode like six ten something low. All right,
Speaker 1: here's Area code nine one. Wait a minute, are you
Speaker 1: gonna play the one that relates to the car commercial?
Speaker 1: I'll do that one last. We gotta play the car
Speaker 1: commercial nine three. That was a seven. Thank you Cleveland.
Speaker 1: I think Eric code nine one four? How about this one? Hey,
Speaker 1: brine and scary it is Mr Trish here. Um. I
Speaker 1: just wanted to comment on the Firestone thing. I think
Speaker 1: ire Stone are freaking idiots because it's not like shop
Speaker 1: right where you're going every other week to buy something.
Speaker 1: Most people don't have car problems like that, and Pop
Speaker 1: would probably save the gift card like Brody did. I'm
Speaker 1: not going in there every other week to buy air
Speaker 1: fresheners from my car, like a hundred dollars worth. So um,
Speaker 1: they are definitely wrong for putting that expiration date. That
Speaker 1: is so so stupid. All right, love you guys. Okay,
Speaker 1: feedback on that. Uh, let's see here and then oh,
Speaker 1: here we go. This is area code for eight four
Speaker 1: somewhere in Pennsylvania. I'm guessing, right, I'm guessing. I don't know, Yo,
Speaker 1: what the is up? Brooken boys boy DJ bringing you guys?
Speaker 1: That driving me nuts with this text inventive ship. I'm
Speaker 1: behind a couple of episodes, obviously, I think we'll six
Speaker 1: s me. Uh, you've been talking about this whole texting dialogue, Brody.
Speaker 1: I fucking love you, by guy. But Gary's right, Sorry, Gary,
Speaker 1: I mean sorry, Roody. I gotta SERI listen. If it's
Speaker 1: the same topic, all good. But if it's multiple topics,
Speaker 1: let me give you some fucking hanre pi. Bro Like,
Speaker 1: hold on a minute, let me reply to the first one,
Speaker 1: and then because I was with the second question, it's
Speaker 1: the same topic, big deal. Come on, man, come on, man,
Speaker 1: I guy, I'll teck you. I'm gonna go back and listening. Alright,
Speaker 1: So that call fantastic. He's talking specifically about the fact
Speaker 1: that Brody likes to ask multiple multiple questions in one
Speaker 1: fucking text message without me responding to the first one first.
Speaker 1: So now when I answer it, I have to like say, Okay,
Speaker 1: point number one, the answer is this point number two.
Speaker 1: You're My answer is that point funk that one thought
Speaker 1: at a time. Wait for me, wait for me to
Speaker 1: respond to your first thought. I'm not I'll forget the
Speaker 1: second question by the time you get around and getting
Speaker 1: back to me six hours later. Let's not rehash that.
Speaker 1: And then finally this one, which is going to lead
Speaker 1: us into Actually, so we need to play. We need
Speaker 1: to play my clips first, don't we We need to play. Well,
Speaker 1: let's let's play the first clip first. This is this
Speaker 1: This voicemail has to do with this clip that we're
Speaker 1: about to play right here. Okay, so let me let
Speaker 1: me set this up again real quick. You guys listening
Speaker 1: in order? You've heard this listener Peter May twenty nine
Speaker 1: on Instagram. He noticed this sent it to me. I
Speaker 1: had noticed it, but uh didn't record it, And he
Speaker 1: noticed didn't pointed out and I was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's right, I did. Okay, So listen to this woman
Speaker 1: from last week. In case this is your first episode,
Speaker 1: welcome aboard. Go back and listen to episode zero and
Speaker 1: listen in order after this one. So in this clip
Speaker 1: to a man and a woman are in a car
Speaker 1: driving trying to figure out what they want to eat.
Speaker 1: He asks her what she wants, she says what she
Speaker 1: already had, and then he gives the more suggestions. So
Speaker 1: you can play the clip, and said for lunch yesterday Indian.
Speaker 1: Maybe you know I don't like food. Okay, So the
Speaker 1: point was, he says, She says, I had sushi for lunch,
Speaker 1: and then he says, how about seafood and she goes,
Speaker 1: you know, I don't like seafood, but you just said
Speaker 1: you like sushi, right exactly like So that's why this
Speaker 1: email came in. Okay, this voicemail from Mary coach one
Speaker 1: some Suffolk County, Long Island in the house. Hey, guys,
Speaker 1: was just listening to one of your new episodes, and
Speaker 1: I'm so happy you called out that commercial where they're
Speaker 1: talking about what they're gonna have for lunch or dinner
Speaker 1: and she says she likes sushi but she doesn't like seafood.
Speaker 1: I just that was driving me crazy. I'm so happy
Speaker 1: you brought that up. Anyways, continue doing great work. You
Speaker 1: guys are awesome. All right, ye thank you nameless whoever
Speaker 1: that was? Uh? And then okay, so there you go.
Speaker 1: So that was the commercial. However, there's a follow up
Speaker 1: to the commercial. Yeah, so I caught this before vacation.
Speaker 1: I recorded it and then we didn't do a podcast
Speaker 1: last week, and a bunch of people tweeted me saying,
Speaker 1: did you see the commercial? They updated it? It must
Speaker 1: be because of you, guys. So he is the same
Speaker 1: commercial now the first commercial. He speaks, she speaks, he speaks,
Speaker 1: she speaks, he speaks, she speaks. Listen to this one
Speaker 1: and see what's missing and what they added. How about sushi?
Speaker 1: I said sushi for lunch yesterday? Indian maybe a Tirashian
Speaker 1: we went too a couple of weeks ago. How about
Speaker 1: so they edited out I don't him saying seafood and
Speaker 1: her saying I like seafood, and added in her saying
Speaker 1: how about Ti? How about she went twice? Yes, they
Speaker 1: used extra They must add extra footage, and they must
Speaker 1: have like randomly picked which ones they liked for the commercial.
Speaker 1: And now that they got fucked and people pointed out
Speaker 1: how stupid they are. People were like people used the
Speaker 1: Thaiwe definitely definitely pointed it out. And then obviously they
Speaker 1: didn't have any more from him. They probably didn't have
Speaker 1: any more suggestions from him, like, well, we got one
Speaker 1: from her, so and I looked, I look carefully. It's
Speaker 1: definitely the same day, because like the scarf is exactly
Speaker 1: in the same spot on her and her hair is
Speaker 1: exactly the same. So it wasn't like they put her
Speaker 1: back in the car with a green screen behind her.
Speaker 1: It was definitely you know, uh, extra footage. But they
Speaker 1: changed it. Don't we win? This just in from the
Speaker 1: BBN News Center, the Brooklyn Boys News Center. A breaking news.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay, so now you have my audio? Is
Speaker 1: how each time breaking okay, breaking news. So a lot
Speaker 1: of times if you watch, especially cable news, because they
Speaker 1: can show you more things, they will say, we have
Speaker 1: footage of something horrific, and if you're bothered by disturbing images,
Speaker 1: please turn away. What we're about to show you is disturbing, right, Okay.
Speaker 1: They always say the same thing, like each network has
Speaker 1: their own prepared thing. Hey, uh, there was a bomb
Speaker 1: that went off in the subway in in such and
Speaker 1: such country. We have footage. It's shocking. Now is your
Speaker 1: chance to turn away? Now? This is I'm not making
Speaker 1: fun of the war. It's terrible, but listen to this
Speaker 1: is wolf Blitzer, I believe. Listen to him and how
Speaker 1: much of a warning they give you following the breaking
Speaker 1: news in your grain? Right now, we have some very
Speaker 1: very graphic video justin watch this. I mean, it was
Speaker 1: it was like, hey, we've got some really graphic, awful
Speaker 1: shire this here it is, Hey, you guys, almost like
Speaker 1: they wanted you to see it, like before you can react,
Speaker 1: right fucking here, watch it. Like he put the disclaimer in,
Speaker 1: like so legally he's off the hook, Hey we have
Speaker 1: something he shouldn't watch you this go. It was like
Speaker 1: it started rolling as he was warning you not to
Speaker 1: watch it. Some playing again and listen how much time
Speaker 1: you have if you want to turn it off? Following
Speaker 1: the breaking news in your grain? Right now, we have
Speaker 1: some very very graphic video justin watch this. He had
Speaker 1: the first one. He's like, I gotta get it on
Speaker 1: before my competiti you see this ship's like, oh man,
Speaker 1: this is gonna go viral, I mean, And then they
Speaker 1: played this one clip, this one clip of a guy
Speaker 1: Ukrainian soldier He's got a cigarette in his mouth and uh,
Speaker 1: I didn't get the audio from it because it was
Speaker 1: so stupid and the the anchor says yeah, these guys.
Speaker 1: These guys are professionals, because I don't know what the
Speaker 1: Russians thought that we're gonna get, but these guys are
Speaker 1: professional soldiers. Look at him, he's got an a K
Speaker 1: forty seven a cigarette his mouth. Is that what makes
Speaker 1: a professional? A cigarette? Your mouth? Right? Like? Yeah, So
Speaker 1: that clip, that clip was from like Friday of last week.
Speaker 1: On Saturday, they played, wow, we got new footage, so
Speaker 1: breaking news, and they showed the same foot and obvious
Speaker 1: it's the same guy. Come on, it's the same guy
Speaker 1: with the cigarette in his mouth on the same street,
Speaker 1: shooting at the same tank. And he's like, oh, we
Speaker 1: got new footage. No, we have new footage, and we're
Speaker 1: not show it to you. Instead, we're gonna show you
Speaker 1: this old clip, right. I mean, look, look, if they
Speaker 1: show you, like like guys and trees, you're, like I
Speaker 1: said to say, you're not sure if it's the same
Speaker 1: tree and this guy's got the same Cigarett's so obvious
Speaker 1: it's the same clip. They ran that shift for three
Speaker 1: days going here's some new footage from the streets of
Speaker 1: you stop it stooping. You know, there was one thing
Speaker 1: that I wanted to quickly rant about but I already
Speaker 1: did it on the Big Show, and Alas allowed me
Speaker 1: to rant about it on the Big Show. But I
Speaker 1: wanted to bring it up here. No, no, because you know,
Speaker 1: ilus agreed with me and and that is the definition
Speaker 1: of it. It's rare, was the definition of a people mover.
Speaker 1: And then Brody now is going to disagree with me
Speaker 1: on this. Well no, My My problem was, well, why
Speaker 1: don't I just say what it was first? Okay, say
Speaker 1: how you said it? Okay, so this is this is
Speaker 1: what I said. Okay, I should have gotten the audio
Speaker 1: when I was when I was, when I was in
Speaker 1: Panama City trying to make a connecting flight down Panama
Speaker 1: City where I was flying from. I was flying from
Speaker 1: Coaster Rica to Columbia by way of Panama City. I
Speaker 1: only had forty five minutes to get to my flight
Speaker 1: to catch the connecting flight. Now, of course they had
Speaker 1: to make the two flights. The furthest fucking part that
Speaker 1: they could in separate terminals. They couldn't put the planes
Speaker 1: next to each other and adjoining gates, so I had
Speaker 1: a fucking bolted Now, when you bolt through an airport,
Speaker 1: they have these things called people movers and they're there
Speaker 1: for a reason. They're the flat there. It's a flat
Speaker 1: escalator pretty much, and it glides you across the walkway
Speaker 1: of an airport, and it they're meant so from people
Speaker 1: coming off the flight. They're meant for people like me
Speaker 1: that I needed it for in my case, which as
Speaker 1: I need to walk at double triple speed so I
Speaker 1: can walk hastily down this fucking thing and zip across
Speaker 1: the hallway. That's what a people mover is. For escalators.
Speaker 1: You can have. You can argue with me all day
Speaker 1: if you want to stand still, but you do not
Speaker 1: stand still on a fucking people mover because it isn't
Speaker 1: It is going horizontally across, and you certainly don't stand
Speaker 1: in the middle so other people can't get around you
Speaker 1: don't do right, okay, but no one is supposed to
Speaker 1: be sitting still standing still on a goddamn people will
Speaker 1: get over. Here's where I disagree, first of all, with
Speaker 1: an escalator. If you stand on the right, you can
Speaker 1: stand there all day, but don't stand on the left,
Speaker 1: because that's what people want to run by you. And
Speaker 1: I understand some people have a fear of escalators because
Speaker 1: they're they're on it's irrelevant to this. Stay on the right.
Speaker 1: If you're not gonna move. No. Look, if you live
Speaker 1: in a town where you're not in the hard to
Speaker 1: go anywhere, I can't speak for that. But when you're
Speaker 1: in the New York area, get over to the right,
Speaker 1: because people are gonna run up the stairs and say
Speaker 1: with going down, moving bitch, get out, get out of
Speaker 1: the way. But get out the way. We are gonna
Speaker 1: run up or walk quickly. I will fucking knock you over.
Speaker 1: Scary said, knock you out. Okay. So the thing with
Speaker 1: the people mover is okay, let's debate that in a second.
Speaker 1: The way you set it up was come on, people.
Speaker 1: They call it a people moving for a reason. The
Speaker 1: name says it all. That's why you're wrong. The name
Speaker 1: says it moves you. The name doesn't say it moves
Speaker 1: you faster if you if it was called the people Accelerator,
Speaker 1: then the name would say it all. So by saying
Speaker 1: the name says it all, you funk yourself because the
Speaker 1: move the name of it is people mover, which means
Speaker 1: you don't have to move, it moves you. Now, I'm
Speaker 1: not saying I don't agree with you. I was disagreeing
Speaker 1: with the way you set it up. Okay, okay, but
Speaker 1: I will I get it. But but but you can
Speaker 1: still stay to the right on the people mover. Some
Speaker 1: people are old, some people have heavy luggage, some people
Speaker 1: are in no hurry, understood. Stay to the goddamn right,
Speaker 1: that's fine, or left to go to the right. I
Speaker 1: I don't don't have to stay to the right. This
Speaker 1: isn't a car. You're not in a car. Stay to
Speaker 1: stay either left or right. I will. Also, if you're
Speaker 1: on the left and you're walking, that's fine. But if
Speaker 1: the guy behind you is running, pull over to the right,
Speaker 1: like you're on the road. When the guy's giving you
Speaker 1: the brights on on the people mover and you hear
Speaker 1: him coming, what his wheels, move over? You don't get
Speaker 1: to walk slowly when the guy behind you has to
Speaker 1: get to his plane and he's going with his wheels
Speaker 1: on the on the right. Am I right? Yeah, you're
Speaker 1: so right? Then you can pull over, pull behind Grandpa,
Speaker 1: and then when speedy Gonzalez is by, then you get
Speaker 1: back on the left and then you go yes, yes,
Speaker 1: so I had to get that. Don't have your iPhone
Speaker 1: in your back pocket. Although I will say something something
Speaker 1: that somebody did to me to me today on the text,
Speaker 1: and they're wrong. Um, we were talking about playing Domino
Speaker 1: Domino by Jesse j which is a song from the
Speaker 1: late two thousand's. Actually, people, so I said, so Elvis
Speaker 1: is like, scary is your pick? What do you want
Speaker 1: to do today? I said, let's go back. I said,
Speaker 1: let's go back to the late two thousands. Someone, some
Speaker 1: idiot texted in late two thousand's, you mean like two
Speaker 1: thousand seventy five, That would be the late two thousand's. No, dick,
Speaker 1: We're talking about decades and the proper syntax. The proper
Speaker 1: if you say the late two thousands, it's like saying
Speaker 1: the late nineteen nineties, the late nineteen eighties, the late
Speaker 1: two thousand tens. That would be two thousand eighteen, two
Speaker 1: thousand nineteen. Now, if I say the late two thousands,
Speaker 1: it means two thousand and nine, two thousand and eight. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: this person like that would be two thousand seventy hold on,
Speaker 1: you're both right. Here's the thing. Technically, two thousand is
Speaker 1: the odds. It's a stupid I understand, right. The zeros
Speaker 1: are the arts. The decade of the two thousands is
Speaker 1: the ards. Wait, I've never heard this term in my life.
Speaker 1: What's an odd? Uh? Like you ought to know? No,
Speaker 1: let me, I'll hold on. The two thousands decade is
Speaker 1: the odds. Let me see how you spell it, because
Speaker 1: I want to get a u g h t a
Speaker 1: u g h t s. The adds is a way
Speaker 1: of referring to the decade of two thousand to two
Speaker 1: thousand nine. Yeah, but nobody. The reason why hold on
Speaker 1: the reason why. I'm saying that that is the proper way,
Speaker 1: and I'm not saying you're wrong scary. But if I
Speaker 1: said to you that that armor is from the late
Speaker 1: fourteen hundreds, you would think fourteen eighty. You would not
Speaker 1: think fourteen o seven because time passage is so great.
Speaker 1: But when you're talking about music, you always refer to
Speaker 1: it by decades centuries. Hold on if I okay, but
Speaker 1: if I said that music is from the late nineteen hundreds,
Speaker 1: you would say nine. You wouldn't say nineteen o seven.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't. All I'm saying is they're right, and you're
Speaker 1: right because two thousand is such an odd number, like
Speaker 1: nineteen hundred. It's got a hundred in it. But we
Speaker 1: don't say twenty hundred, right, If we said the twenty hundreds,
Speaker 1: then it would be it would be no problem. Oh
Speaker 1: that music is from the late Dreds. You all know
Speaker 1: the decade problem. I understand the problem. The problem is
Speaker 1: what we were supposed to say. I believe, like we
Speaker 1: say two thousand and eight, but some people say two
Speaker 1: thousand and eight, right, like ninth oh nine, like nineteen
Speaker 1: o nine, nineteen ten, two thousand and ten, and people
Speaker 1: say two thousand and ten. It got kind of messed
Speaker 1: up in how we referred to the decade, and so
Speaker 1: I think we were correct itself. Next decade, when we're
Speaker 1: back in we'll all be dead. Yet just degree normal
Speaker 1: people refer to it as the two thousands. This person
Speaker 1: was being technical, so we can give him a big
Speaker 1: funk you, but he's also right. He or she is
Speaker 1: right so but but not right because he knew Dann Well,
Speaker 1: you're talking. It's all about context, and it's all about
Speaker 1: the time. So what you're talking about music, you always
Speaker 1: talk by decades. You don't talk about centuries. We're not
Speaker 1: talking about armor from the fourteen hundreds. That's different. I'm
Speaker 1: not going back to the Crusades here, because we're talking
Speaker 1: about history. I'm talking about music, which we referred to
Speaker 1: by decade, and it's understood. Let let me read read this.
Speaker 1: The arts is a way of referring to the decade
Speaker 1: two thousand and two thousand nine in American English equip
Speaker 1: hold on. The equivalent term used in British English is
Speaker 1: the naughties. Uh. These terms arrived from the word ought
Speaker 1: and not respectively, both meaning zero. Naughties also serves as
Speaker 1: a pun for the word naughty. Whoever rot I don't
Speaker 1: want to punch them in the face because nobody uses it.
Speaker 1: I I know, well, you watched like documentaries or like
Speaker 1: news programs all the auts. I don't. Oh, absolutely, you've
Speaker 1: heard the arts us. Yes, how do you think I
Speaker 1: know it? You think I just like got a fortune
Speaker 1: cookie or Snapple cap I watched television that like you
Speaker 1: watched like you know, educational programming or documentaries. They'll say,
Speaker 1: as you know, and the thought of the century in
Speaker 1: the early aughts, Yes they yes, Yes, I don't use it.
Speaker 1: People use slices. Tweet at this, motherfucker, you've never heard scary.
Speaker 1: I'm not like I didn't say the slices are using arts.
Speaker 1: I'm saying no one's using arts. I didn't say you,
Speaker 1: I said documentary. I even have it? Why? Why is
Speaker 1: it was invented? Whoever fund? Just erase it and say,
Speaker 1: you know what, let's go back to the fucking drawing
Speaker 1: board on this one. Didn't catch on. It didn't catch on.
Speaker 1: Didn't the same with the thousand? The year thousand? What
Speaker 1: do you call the thousand five? It's the it's the
Speaker 1: it's the it's the thousand arts. You know the why
Speaker 1: they called it? Adds. I told you there's no hundred
Speaker 1: like in twenty one hundred. This won't be the problem
Speaker 1: because you'll call it the twenty one hundred the decade
Speaker 1: of hundreds. Right, But even then, someone's gonna go with
Speaker 1: the late You're gonna go seventy nine if I'm talking
Speaker 1: about the early early twenties, Yeah, twenties. Right. The problem
Speaker 1: is when the decade and the century of the same,
Speaker 1: there's a problem. I see where you're talking. I understand
Speaker 1: what you're talking about. I just don't agree this person.
Speaker 1: This person needs to put their phone down and not
Speaker 1: put it in the back pocket in cart to hand,
Speaker 1: exactly like my be Brian R I P. Two was
Speaker 1: uh I phoned thirteen. By the way, do you get
Speaker 1: the six plus is now? H is now considered vintage?
Speaker 1: Apple deemed vintage. He said it was released in two
Speaker 1: thousand fourteen. How vintage. Android just deemed the Apple I
Speaker 1: Phone twenty vintage. Yeah, alright, go fund yourself. Thank you,
Speaker 1: you and your d that's droid was one model. You
Speaker 1: don't know nothing about anything I know. That's a double nae. Boys, Boys,