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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast?

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Speaker 2: Fine Elvis.

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Speaker 1: Show, it is a fifty minute morning show podcast.

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Speaker 3: We're all here.

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Speaker 1: I love it when we've.

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Speaker 4: Got a full house. We've got Scotty be over in

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Speaker 4: master control, We've got Gandhi. They're scary, and there's Garrett.

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Speaker 4: Danielle's in the house and uh.

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Speaker 1: Nate's in the other room with a diamond. Hello. He

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Speaker 1: can't hear you, but do you think they're talking?

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Speaker 3: Do you know what he did again?

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Speaker 5: What we talked about this on the air. He left

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Speaker 5: his freaking credit card right there.

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Speaker 1: He's testing us.

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Speaker 3: Do you think he's testing me?

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Speaker 5: He thinks I'm gonna take it and buy something nice.

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Speaker 5: Let me act today.

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Speaker 2: You should buy him something nice.

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Speaker 5: That would be nice.

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Speaker 4: And if you buy him something nice on his credit card,

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Speaker 4: that's still stealing it is Do you.

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Speaker 5: Think he looks at the bill that much that he

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Speaker 5: know he'll know if I spend a thousand on a

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Speaker 5: gift and.

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Speaker 3: Give it to him, Yeah, yes, what if I do.

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Speaker 5: With cheap something cheap and then give it to him?

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Speaker 1: Steal? Stealing?

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Speaker 3: I think I think one hundred bucks I think.

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Speaker 6: You get if it's from a retailer, he usually does

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Speaker 6: not frequent.

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Speaker 1: Here he is. I don't know how many times to

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Speaker 1: say here, he is, Hi, Nate, would you Nate?

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Speaker 7: There?

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Speaker 2: You are stealing if we took your credit card but

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Speaker 2: we bought you something nice.

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Speaker 7: Oh, that's stealing. Typically the definition of thank you.

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Speaker 5: Do you look at your statement enough that you would

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Speaker 5: even know?

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Speaker 3: I check it every day?

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Speaker 2: So do I?

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Speaker 3: Because and in fact I checked it.

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Speaker 1: Yes, where's my wallet? Don't you know? I did not

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Speaker 1: take your wallet.

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Speaker 3: I lost my wallet yesterday. It fell in between the

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Speaker 3: seat and the console. I look for an hour and.

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Speaker 1: A half to find it. Maybe that's where it is now.

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Speaker 7: And then I'm like, okay, so I was in the

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Speaker 7: city late on Tuesday.

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Speaker 1: It may might have fallen out the sub way. O.

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Speaker 6: God, I used tile on my wallet.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Ti Air Target slim.

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Speaker 7: It's so slim. I wouldn't it'd be like having a

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Speaker 7: piece of hard.

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Speaker 8: I don't know about you guys, but I have active

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Speaker 8: alert and notifications anytime a transaction.

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Speaker 1: That's right there.

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Speaker 8: Ye, well, I accidentally threw away that was in the

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Speaker 8: old studios. I actually accidentally threw away to the wallet

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Speaker 8: because I had a cookie with a wrapper in one

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Speaker 8: hand and my wallet in the other.

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Speaker 1: Just another cookie.

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Speaker 8: I meant to do away the cookie wrapper, but instead

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Speaker 8: I threw away the wallet and then I just went

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Speaker 8: into the studio eating my cookie.

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Speaker 3: And that was the end of that.

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Speaker 1: Please never bring this up again. Okay, So back to

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Speaker 1: the question.

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Speaker 4: If we took your credit card and charge something for

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Speaker 4: you that was very nice, would I be stealing? The

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Speaker 4: answer is yes, that is unlawful use of your credit correct.

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Speaker 1: But what happens if you liked the gift, well, I

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Speaker 1: and you keep it, then you drop the charges.

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Speaker 7: I would make sure I got the gift and then

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Speaker 7: I would say, what is this fraud? But I would

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Speaker 7: keep the gift and they would just write it off.

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Speaker 2: So then you're a scammer too.

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Speaker 4: Once again, you are the biggest scammer I've ever had,

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Speaker 4: and you've had.

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Speaker 7: If you guys have fraudulent charges on your credit card, yes, yes,

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Speaker 7: so I think there is, And don't quote me on this.

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Speaker 7: I think there's just a dollar amount where if it's

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Speaker 7: below that dollar amount, the customer service report goes, Okay,

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Speaker 7: you're covered, You're fine. I want to say that there's

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Speaker 7: a dollar not that I know this and I would

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Speaker 7: scam But I think.

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Speaker 1: That's still scamming. That's still scamming. Scampy.

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Speaker 4: If you know that you charge something and you don't

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Speaker 4: want to pay for it, you tell them it's a scam.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's not nice.

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Speaker 1: That's nice.

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Speaker 7: I've never done that.

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Speaker 1: You're implying that that's possible.

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Speaker 3: Well, there's there's times where you know, because you'll get the.

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Speaker 7: Letter in the mail thank you for inquiring about this

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Speaker 7: fraudulent charge or whatever, and it'll be like under fifty

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Speaker 7: dollars and then they just it's gone, bye bye. WHOA.

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Speaker 5: I wonder if anyone's ever done that, Like say, of course,

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Speaker 5: say like I say you know what, I want this item,

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Speaker 5: and you say I want that item, So then I go, okay,

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Speaker 5: so you charge and I'll charge and we'll say our

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Speaker 5: stuff was stolen, but we'll get to keep the purse.

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Speaker 2: That's fucked up.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, it wasn't.

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Speaker 7: There a story somebody puts their their credit card down

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Speaker 7: at the bar and says, all right, drinks on me,

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Speaker 7: And the next morning he calls his credit card company

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Speaker 7: and says, I don't know what happened. Somebody got my card.

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Speaker 7: I don't know what happened. And then they see that

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Speaker 7: it was, you know, given at the bar and then

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Speaker 7: they just wipe it. You know, he and his buddy's

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Speaker 7: d his theft.

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Speaker 2: Brandon's very good friend is a multike jillionaire because he

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Speaker 2: came up with the card machines that take a picture

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Speaker 2: of your face when you swipe it at a strip club,

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Speaker 2: so that you cannot call the next day and say

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Speaker 2: it wasn't me because it pulls it up. Oh, but

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Speaker 2: here you are, it is you. Yeah, they have those.

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Speaker 2: It's like a point of sale something.

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Speaker 3: Not going to that place.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it actually catches you.

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Speaker 1: They don't take credit cards on you go.

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Speaker 7: Scotty wouldn't use it just because they turned that outrageous ATM.

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Speaker 3: God, yeah, they charged more to a strip club than

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Speaker 3: they're doing Vegas.

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Speaker 1: How much is the ATMP at a trip club?

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Speaker 3: I think it's like eleven ninety five or twelve bucks.

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Speaker 2: One dollar at the one was Yeah, so you're going

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Speaker 2: to pay it. Have been at a strip club last

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Speaker 2: year and the stripper because the ATM was not working,

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Speaker 2: The stripper walks up to you and she's like, just

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Speaker 2: venmo me and I'll give you the cash. You'ven know her,

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Speaker 2: like one hundred and fifty dollars. She gives you one

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Speaker 2: hundred and fifty dollars and like fives and then.

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Speaker 5: You can just go.

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Speaker 1: Does she charge you a fee?

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Speaker 3: She did not. They are literally an atm. Yes, wow,

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Speaker 3: and not the basest strippers.

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Speaker 8: Ass.

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Speaker 4: I think he did an automatic telling madam very hilarious.

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Speaker 3: For the record, I got dragged out there.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, sure he did.

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Speaker 5: You used to love that stuff.

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Speaker 7: I used to. Oh.

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Speaker 1: I used to have fights with Scotty all the time

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Speaker 1: at the strip club.

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Speaker 4: He would go to the strip club, get all lathered

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Speaker 4: up and then wonder why they wouldn't call him later.

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Speaker 1: You do know, Scotty, they're not there because they like you.

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Speaker 3: There was the one girl in Florida just saying most

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Speaker 5: Have relationships and like husbands and all more boyfriends.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: She wound up telling me she had a boyfriend. I

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Speaker 6: don't want to talk about that one. I just I

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Speaker 6: pulled up in my grandpa's ninety four Caddy because I

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Speaker 6: was at his house.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, and they parked it.

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Speaker 1: What are you doing?

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Speaker 3: Sorry, Diamond? Sorry?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: And then I ran out of money. It was a hole.

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Speaker 1: It was a whole ordeal.

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Speaker 6: Like it was a bad night, but I committed the

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Speaker 6: cardinal sin that night, and I can't even say what

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Speaker 6: it was.

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Speaker 3: Guys know, you fell in love with the stripper? No wait, no,

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Speaker 3: what is it?

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Speaker 5: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Guys know, I know what you did.

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Speaker 5: You went into the back room.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, I never did. I never no, I've

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Speaker 3: never done anything like that. What's the cardinals? I can't

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Speaker 3: tell you. No, no, no, yes, way wait.

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Speaker 2: Show me, show me, I can't. Are the cameras gonna

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Speaker 2: cameras will get it? Don't pick this up, cameras look

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Speaker 2: away from me.

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Speaker 7: Oh okay, it's a very sensitive mechanism. I'm going to vomit.

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Speaker 3: Write why that's a natural thing?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god?

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Speaker 3: Can we now?

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Speaker 7: Yes?

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Speaker 2: So much?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I wish we would have ended it

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Speaker 1: moments ago.

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Speaker 5: How long afore we did?

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Speaker 1: Who care? Doesn't matter? Long enough, longer than Scotty?

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Speaker 3: You are correct?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god? All right, Well on behalf of everyone

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Speaker 1: in the room.

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Speaker 4: And of course, Scottie's dirty pants.

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Speaker 1: Sweatpants sweatpants.

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Speaker 3: No, I don't wear a sweatpants.

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