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Speaker 1: Ridiculous Crime is a production of our Heart Radio. Elizabeth.

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Speaker 1: You know what's ridiculous. Yeah, I'll tell you what's ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: The inflatable furniture craze of the late nineties that was

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Speaker 1: ridiculous and increasingly dangerous, right. I mean that's somebody keeps

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Speaker 1: like knives and stuff in my pockets and keys, and

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Speaker 1: I just like to just drop my weight down things disaster. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I've been breaking my taible on every other day. That's

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Speaker 1: a good ridiculousness. But I got one for you, and

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Speaker 1: it features one of your favorite people who It's not

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Speaker 1: the Pope, not Elvis impersonators, I know, and it's also

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Speaker 1: not Chewbacco. But you'll like this one, Okay. Around four

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Speaker 1: thirty a m. In the morning on March two thousand eleven,

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Speaker 1: a sixteen year old boy named Max Wade repelled down

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Speaker 1: into the British Motors dealership in San Francisco. It's a

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Speaker 1: luxury auto dealership. They have fatly lambos lotuses like all

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Speaker 1: those nice big cars. Right, A sixteen year old boys

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Speaker 1: dream place to break in. Now, Max Wade. He drops

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Speaker 1: down out of the roof, lands inside the showroom with

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Speaker 1: knew that there was one particular car in the showroom,

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Speaker 1: and you would know that's the car he's gonna take, right,

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Speaker 1: So instead, sixteen year old Max Wade decides to steal

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Speaker 1: the yellow and black two thousand eight Lamborghini. Guillardo Spider

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Speaker 1: valued it over two hundred thousand dollars. Yellow and black Lamborghini.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yellow and black like a like a high

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Speaker 1: yellow and black because it had a very unique owner.

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Speaker 1: The owner you know him as Guy Fieri. Yes, Max

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Speaker 1: Wade stole a Guy fee Eddies lamboy, and not only that,

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Speaker 1: he gets away with it. For the next few days,

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Speaker 1: Six year old boy the audacity. Oh yeah, and this

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Speaker 1: crime that's just the tip of this ridiculous iceberg. So

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Speaker 1: get ready for a good one. I'm ready, all right, y'all.

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Speaker 1: This is Ridiculous Crime. A podcast about absurd and outrageous capers,

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Speaker 1: heists and cons. It's always murder free and ridiculous. I'm

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Speaker 1: Zarin Burnett, I'm Elizabeth Dutton, and we are here to

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Speaker 1: hit you with the ridiculous. Okay, Now you know how

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Speaker 1: two thousand eleven was only like ten years ago? Was it? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Ten years ago a full decade, but in more ways

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Speaker 1: than time, it was very much a different time. Back down,

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Speaker 1: just to give you a sense of the culture. In

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Speaker 1: two thousand eleven, Harry Potter and the Deathly House is

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Speaker 1: the most watch movie of that year, huge blockbuster. Right.

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Speaker 1: Also we have Transformers, Dark of the Moon, the Twilight

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Speaker 1: Saga Breaking Down. These are the one, two, and three

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Speaker 1: and lastly at the seventh spot is Cars Too. Now

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Speaker 1: do you know what all those movies have in common?

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Speaker 1: Gritty realism only if you're friend, intense character study, amazing

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Speaker 1: acting work. No, all of those movies have one thing

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Speaker 1: in common, which is they have teenagers changing the world

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Speaker 1: if you think about it, right, Pirates, Breaking Dot whatever

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Speaker 1: the light movies, transformers, young people totally other ones, criminals

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Speaker 1: of culture spinning around young adolescent Max Wade. It is

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Speaker 1: a wild and reckless time. Now we live in a pandemic.

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Speaker 1: We don't think being reckless is cool anymore, not Max Wade.

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Speaker 1: So picture it. Max Wade is on the roof of

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Speaker 1: the luxury car dealership. Now he lifts open the rooftop

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Speaker 1: Looked it up on Google. He just looked over what

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Speaker 1: can learn anything on YouTube. I'm telling you, between YouTube

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Speaker 1: So back to Oro thief Max Wade. He bolts out

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Speaker 1: Guy Fieri's car. Now, can you guess what Guy Fiorry

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Speaker 1: I would call myself Regina corn Tower because Regina not

420
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:48,679
Speaker 1: Regina Regina, Regina corn Tower because it means, you know,

421
00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:52,600
Speaker 1: it's like you sound like a strapping, like milk fed

422
00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:56,480
Speaker 1: midwestern gal just doesn't take guff. Oh no, it sounds

423
00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:59,919
Speaker 1: like she wrestled Vikings for fun. Totally. That's that's my

424
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:06,199
Speaker 1: criminal alias. Your girl Regina be on the lookout. So

425
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:11,800
Speaker 1: the cops who are not looking for Regina after my

426
00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:14,280
Speaker 1: man Max Wade. They can't find him, but they start

427
00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:17,840
Speaker 1: getting these tips, right, so they call in Max Wade

428
00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:21,479
Speaker 1: and they try to interview him, right but one, they

429
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:24,520
Speaker 1: can't really find Max Wade. He's very difficult to find too.

430
00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:27,320
Speaker 1: They can't get any solid evidence that puts him with

431
00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:29,560
Speaker 1: the car. Although they've been told all about this, there's

432
00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:32,760
Speaker 1: no pictures, right, so it's kind of looking like the

433
00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:36,959
Speaker 1: kid's gonna get away with it. Now. Just try and

434
00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:40,359
Speaker 1: guess what could undo based on the little hints they

435
00:25:40,359 --> 00:25:44,480
Speaker 1: gave you earlier, what could undo our boy Max Wade Facebook?

436
00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:51,679
Speaker 1: Mostly it's that he starts thinking with his Okay, so

437
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:58,480
Speaker 1: he's a sixteen year old, starts hormones coursing through his veins. Yeah, oh,

438
00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:02,000
Speaker 1: skin is pretty much rippling with hormones. Voice is changing.

439
00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:07,000
Speaker 1: He's like, I stole a lambo and then he's like

440
00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:09,760
Speaker 1: it's all Embaris. That's why it can't be in school.

441
00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:13,439
Speaker 1: You're much more sensitive than the most adults were in

442
00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:16,320
Speaker 1: his life. If only he had someone like you, if

443
00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:21,159
Speaker 1: only he had Regina corn Tower in his corner, the

444
00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:24,240
Speaker 1: corn Tower family with us would have stood behind, set

445
00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:27,080
Speaker 1: that board down and just loved him up hearts, loved

446
00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:31,399
Speaker 1: him apart. You know, Lord, Lord, I'm gonna ask you

447
00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:34,040
Speaker 1: to shine down on this boy the way that Vin

448
00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:37,119
Speaker 1: Diesel's forehead light would shine on him, but in a

449
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:40,560
Speaker 1: good way. Prayers up, like the way the rocks hairline

450
00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:44,160
Speaker 1: is retreating backwards. I want you to push the sin

451
00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:52,120
Speaker 1: away from him. So we'll get into the dark troubled

452
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:58,280
Speaker 1: days on the morning of April a Friday, no less,

453
00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:01,959
Speaker 1: because Max Wade also likes to, you know, really twist

454
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:06,840
Speaker 1: that screw. It's got styled so way you'd approaches a

455
00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:10,080
Speaker 1: white Dodge four by four pickup truck. It's parked outside

456
00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:13,680
Speaker 1: at home in Mill Valley right inside or eighteen year

457
00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:17,840
Speaker 1: old Landon Walstrom. He's a kind of a good old boy,

458
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,320
Speaker 1: which is not really a Marin County thing. But there

459
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:23,080
Speaker 1: are some like you know, cow there's some dairy farms

460
00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:24,800
Speaker 1: and so forth, so there is a little bit of that,

461
00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:28,159
Speaker 1: like you know, kickup boots Cannon. But yeah, so Landing

462
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:30,960
Speaker 1: is a little bit of an outliers driving that lifted

463
00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:34,960
Speaker 1: white truck. He's likes you a dip. Now he's graduated

464
00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:37,439
Speaker 1: from Redwood High School. He's not a student anymore, but

465
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:40,080
Speaker 1: he's dating a high school student, a seventeen year old

466
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:45,800
Speaker 1: named Eva deady Air or dedier Eva. She's a senior

467
00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:48,920
Speaker 1: and she knows Max Wade because he sells her fake

468
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:51,720
Speaker 1: I d s. She's in fact loses so many. He

469
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:53,680
Speaker 1: sold her about five to six fake it das. So

470
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:56,879
Speaker 1: she's just absent minded. Yeah, just you know, just a

471
00:27:57,000 --> 00:28:02,080
Speaker 1: tan absent minded sprite of a girl. So he's smitten

472
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:04,320
Speaker 1: with this girl obviously, right, he's charging five dollars for

473
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:06,720
Speaker 1: these fake IDs. He's pretty much hand in. She he

474
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:09,760
Speaker 1: charges pop and she keeps losing, and she's up to

475
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:12,959
Speaker 1: six at this point. That's the easy three grand, right,

476
00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:15,800
Speaker 1: there's just just handed over to it, right, Yeah, I

477
00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:18,080
Speaker 1: mean that's a lot of pumpkin spice lattees that she's

478
00:28:18,119 --> 00:28:23,280
Speaker 1: going without. So that's a sacrifice, good for her. So

479
00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:27,200
Speaker 1: he's smitten on her and Max Wade he had texted

480
00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:31,320
Speaker 1: her earlier saying, so who you're spending Valentine's with? And

481
00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:36,320
Speaker 1: Eva had texted back my friend Landing, Well, that's why

482
00:28:36,359 --> 00:28:39,400
Speaker 1: on Friday he pulled up next to my friend Landon's

483
00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:42,800
Speaker 1: lifted white truck and my boy Wade, he pulls up

484
00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:46,160
Speaker 1: on a black motorcycle stolen plates because it's you know

485
00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:49,479
Speaker 1: him and probably that. But he's in all black because

486
00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:53,240
Speaker 1: he wants to make that stylistic approach. It's very like matrix.

487
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:55,760
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's good call, good call. And he's got

488
00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:58,440
Speaker 1: a black helmet on. Keep that in mind, a black

489
00:28:58,480 --> 00:29:01,280
Speaker 1: neck protector that this helmet is a very special one's

490
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:04,640
Speaker 1: called built. He's got a black built helmet, right, yeah, right,

491
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:07,320
Speaker 1: they're super cool. So he's also carrying, by the way,

492
00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:10,400
Speaker 1: um you know, an old Saturday Night Special revolver like

493
00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:16,440
Speaker 1: at like he's trying to kill someone in yeah so,

494
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:18,880
Speaker 1: and so the guns registered on someone else's name. He

495
00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:23,120
Speaker 1: pulls up and Wade is on that motorcycle, rocks up

496
00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:26,520
Speaker 1: next to lifted four by four white truck, and what

497
00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:31,040
Speaker 1: does he do? Got a gun? Pop pop pop, He

498
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:35,040
Speaker 1: lets five fly into the car. Landing is quick. He

499
00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:37,600
Speaker 1: sees him like basically point the gun at him. He

500
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:40,680
Speaker 1: pushes down Eva's head on the seat. None of the

501
00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:43,280
Speaker 1: bullets managed because the car the truck is lifted. He's

502
00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:45,560
Speaker 1: down on a motorcycle. They all go into the ceiling

503
00:29:45,560 --> 00:29:49,760
Speaker 1: of the truck. He doesn't adjust his height, he just

504
00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:52,440
Speaker 1: starts capping off and he gets so excited he leaves

505
00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:55,760
Speaker 1: one bullet in the chamber and you know, he's got

506
00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:57,880
Speaker 1: one bullet left. He's used like five of the rounds.

507
00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:00,719
Speaker 1: One bullets left, and he's fumbling with the gun. This

508
00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:03,680
Speaker 1: gives Landon a chance to peel out. They take off

509
00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:06,280
Speaker 1: and then he grabs the gun and tries to chase

510
00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:09,000
Speaker 1: after them on his motorcycle. He can't. They've made it away.

511
00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:11,120
Speaker 1: They go and they hide at a place called Joe's

512
00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:15,360
Speaker 1: Tacosa Landing and even ladd Eva. They pull up in

513
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:17,920
Speaker 1: the white lifted truck and Joe's Tacos and hide out

514
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:21,280
Speaker 1: collect their thoughts at Joe's Tacos. Can we just say that,

515
00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:24,000
Speaker 1: like Max didn't understand that he just made land In

516
00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:26,520
Speaker 1: a legend because Landon is going to tell the story

517
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:28,920
Speaker 1: for the rest of his life about and it's gonna

518
00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:32,440
Speaker 1: snowball every time, So that like how many years ago.

519
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:36,320
Speaker 1: Is this like eleven years ago now when Landon tells

520
00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:38,080
Speaker 1: the story, like someone came up with an a K

521
00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:41,800
Speaker 1: forty seven and open fire and he like used his

522
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:46,040
Speaker 1: key chain as a throwing star and like yeah, and

523
00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:50,200
Speaker 1: like tucked Eva under his shirt and drove Like yeah,

524
00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:53,480
Speaker 1: I can totally Landon's a legend thanks to Max. Oh yeah,

525
00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:56,800
Speaker 1: Landon is now getting a lot of free drinks from

526
00:30:56,840 --> 00:31:01,360
Speaker 1: the boys at the ball totally totally. Now, obviously, Marine County,

527
00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:03,840
Speaker 1: this isn't the home of the body bag. This is

528
00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:06,040
Speaker 1: not a place I mean where people are popping. I

529
00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:09,680
Speaker 1: mean Marin City get some violence, but there wasn't much violence.

530
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:12,840
Speaker 1: So the police overrespond to the shooting. The neighbors are

531
00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:14,960
Speaker 1: freaking out. People are calling in from the gas station

532
00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:16,920
Speaker 1: down the street where they saw the shooting him and

533
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:19,520
Speaker 1: they saw the white lifted truck go to Joe's Tacos.

534
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:22,600
Speaker 1: The staff of Joe's Tacos is under counter like just

535
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:26,800
Speaker 1: like shivering and calling yeah, this was big news. This

536
00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:29,280
Speaker 1: is bad business. Just getting chunks of lime ready in

537
00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:33,840
Speaker 1: case anyone comes in. So now the cops, though, remember

538
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:36,400
Speaker 1: they've never been able to pin Max Way down because

539
00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:42,000
Speaker 1: my man is like a ghost, but Carmine Carmine Carmine Colombo.

540
00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:48,280
Speaker 1: He he makes the mistake of basically creating incontrovertible evidence.

541
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:51,880
Speaker 1: He doesn't know this, but he did remember that black helmet.

542
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:56,880
Speaker 1: So a couple of the detectives are motorcyclists. They recognized

543
00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:59,240
Speaker 1: the built helmet and they're like, bro, there's only one

544
00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:03,000
Speaker 1: shop that sell those around here. He couldn't have gotten

545
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:05,640
Speaker 1: it anywhere else than Cycle World over in San Francisco

546
00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:09,200
Speaker 1: or cycle Gear over in San Francisco. So they pop

547
00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:10,720
Speaker 1: over to cycle Gear and they're like, hey, man, you

548
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:12,760
Speaker 1: guys had anybody come in and buy a built helmet.

549
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,000
Speaker 1: They're like, yeah, this kid came in and paid cash.

550
00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:18,880
Speaker 1: He bought a black neck protector, a black everything he's wearing.

551
00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:22,160
Speaker 1: They just basically, can we see the sort of veillance

552
00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:25,760
Speaker 1: footage now they have a good sense of what this

553
00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:30,360
Speaker 1: kid looks like. Oh yeah, the net is closing in

554
00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:33,120
Speaker 1: on my man, max Way, but he doesn't know it yet.

555
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:35,719
Speaker 1: Right now, you went to an all girls school, all

556
00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:39,280
Speaker 1: girls Catholic school. Did you know anyone who messed around

557
00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:43,360
Speaker 1: with them bad boys? I was um what is known

558
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:48,920
Speaker 1: as a power nerd in high school, so I socialized outside.

559
00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:53,160
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't have a social life. Um, but

560
00:32:53,280 --> 00:32:55,840
Speaker 1: I do know there was a girl in my class

561
00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:58,440
Speaker 1: who had a at the time we thought was a

562
00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:03,280
Speaker 1: significantly older uh boyfriend. Looking back, he may have been

563
00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:08,760
Speaker 1: like nineteen, but it was it was scandalous. Um yeah.

564
00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:10,960
Speaker 1: And now when I look back though, too, like let's

565
00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:12,520
Speaker 1: say he was in his twenties, I was like, that's

566
00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:15,520
Speaker 1: so pitiful that he's just like dating high school girl.

567
00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:18,440
Speaker 1: High school girl, Like, what's wrong with you, buddy? But yeah,

568
00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:20,320
Speaker 1: so that was I mean, like I said, I'm sure

569
00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:22,840
Speaker 1: there were all sorts of girls running around with bad boys,

570
00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:27,200
Speaker 1: but um, I was not aware of it, because you know,

571
00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:35,840
Speaker 1: model you in well as a farmer semi bad boy.

572
00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:37,760
Speaker 1: I don't know if I can say that after also

573
00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:41,160
Speaker 1: admitting that I was voted most friendly. What do they

574
00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:44,640
Speaker 1: mean by friendly if you can allow for that dynamic

575
00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:48,240
Speaker 1: to occur in your head. I was also somebody who

576
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:50,959
Speaker 1: the vice principal was questioning if I should return to school.

577
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,600
Speaker 1: So it was a little tugget war back there. And

578
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:56,400
Speaker 1: as a former bad boy, I can tell you it's fun,

579
00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:58,280
Speaker 1: but the girls only want to have fun with you.

580
00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:00,680
Speaker 1: They don't really want to necessarily make a life with you.

581
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,800
Speaker 1: They prefer a guy like they don't want to make

582
00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:06,160
Speaker 1: a life with a sixteen year old. Yeah, well, you know,

583
00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:08,680
Speaker 1: sixteen year old was riding around popping off shots because

584
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:12,200
Speaker 1: he's mad. So I'm gonna put a pin in this

585
00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:14,480
Speaker 1: for a second. We're gonna get back to Eva and

586
00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:18,520
Speaker 1: Max Wade, Landon and Guy Fieri. Now it loves Square,

587
00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:44,000
Speaker 1: and I'll tell you how this one ends. Now, Max Wade,

588
00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:49,400
Speaker 1: as we've discussed, is infatuated with Eva. He's fighting in

589
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:52,799
Speaker 1: a love rival battle with Landon, and he's cruising around

590
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:56,520
Speaker 1: and Guy Fieri stolen Lambeau right as one does. And

591
00:34:56,560 --> 00:34:58,279
Speaker 1: he's already tried to shoot his way out of the

592
00:34:58,320 --> 00:35:03,000
Speaker 1: friend zone, which ha apparently failed. Now at this time,

593
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:04,960
Speaker 1: there's like rumors going around on Facebook because all these

594
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:07,600
Speaker 1: kids know what this story is. So they start talking

595
00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:10,160
Speaker 1: about like, oh, you know, he threatened Landing on Facebook.

596
00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:12,920
Speaker 1: Landon's uncle finds this out, he tells the cops. The

597
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:15,839
Speaker 1: cops were like, wait what, And then they start being

598
00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:18,440
Speaker 1: able to piece this together. The only problem is they

599
00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:21,239
Speaker 1: have no idea where to find Max Wade. He has

600
00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:24,160
Speaker 1: falsified all of his stuff. There is no good address.

601
00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:26,080
Speaker 1: The school doesn't have an address for him. He's not

602
00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:28,759
Speaker 1: old enough to really have a legit license. He just

603
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:30,759
Speaker 1: fakes all of his i ds. So there is no

604
00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:33,399
Speaker 1: way for the cops to find this cat. So how

605
00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:35,879
Speaker 1: do you find a kid? Do you do? You don't

606
00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:39,759
Speaker 1: know where he is, you can't write. That's what the

607
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:43,640
Speaker 1: cops very quickly figure out. But one detective gets lucky.

608
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:47,360
Speaker 1: This detective sees Max Wade into the Marine County courthouse

609
00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:51,319
Speaker 1: on a different case. He admitted like a whole party situation.

610
00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:54,160
Speaker 1: He gets in trouble, right, so he's there. The detective

611
00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:56,760
Speaker 1: recognizement goes, that's that kid who stole Guy Fieri's lambeau.

612
00:35:57,200 --> 00:36:01,480
Speaker 1: He follows him and notices basically the kid goes through

613
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:04,120
Speaker 1: some house in Marine County and he's like, that's him.

614
00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:08,319
Speaker 1: So now they start basically working with Eva. They're like,

615
00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:11,319
Speaker 1: you gotta help us get this kid because we know

616
00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:13,839
Speaker 1: he's on for you, right, They now know that he's

617
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:18,200
Speaker 1: in the area. So around that exact same time, my

618
00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:20,920
Speaker 1: boy Max Wade makes a faithful mistake of text and Eva,

619
00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:24,480
Speaker 1: I know I tried to kill you the other day.

620
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:27,000
Speaker 1: I just want to see are we still cool? And

621
00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:29,160
Speaker 1: she's like, well, do you have any more fake ideas?

622
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:34,640
Speaker 1: And she's working with the cops. Yeah, what's that called honeypot? Honeypot?

623
00:36:34,719 --> 00:36:38,480
Speaker 1: So she's the classic honeypot. So she's like, you know,

624
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:41,279
Speaker 1: uh yeah, come and uh maybe show up and that's

625
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:43,200
Speaker 1: stolen lambo and we can go for a ride. That

626
00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:45,719
Speaker 1: cool with you? And he's like, like, go for a

627
00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:50,400
Speaker 1: ride I don't know, like the police station. So there's

628
00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:53,680
Speaker 1: really pretty parking line. She is why he stole that lambo.

629
00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:57,799
Speaker 1: He wants to impress her. Oh yeah, completely just out

630
00:36:57,800 --> 00:37:01,040
Speaker 1: of curiosity. What's the biggest thing you've ever stolen to

631
00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:04,960
Speaker 1: necessarily impress somebody? Just that you know? Okay, well, you know,

632
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,360
Speaker 1: I'm just going to be the truthful. The biggest thing

633
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:10,239
Speaker 1: I've ever stolen was the hearts of my countrymen with

634
00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:13,960
Speaker 1: my piccolo rendition of Gasolina at the nineteen fifty two

635
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:19,279
Speaker 1: Pan American Games. I knew I shouldn't have asked. You

636
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:22,279
Speaker 1: should know better by now. That truly is the That's

637
00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:25,200
Speaker 1: the biggest thing I've ever stolen. That's that's impressive. I

638
00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:26,960
Speaker 1: thought it was gonna be the love of the Argentinian

639
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:28,960
Speaker 1: people that you stole from the via to Peron. Oh

640
00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:32,719
Speaker 1: that's the Pales in comparison. Yeah, well, you know, what

641
00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:37,680
Speaker 1: can you do? So Wade agrees to meet Eva in

642
00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:40,279
Speaker 1: Guys here he's stolen Lambeau. He shows up at his

643
00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:42,960
Speaker 1: Richmond storage unit to go pick up his yellow car.

644
00:37:43,239 --> 00:37:45,759
Speaker 1: The cops have figured out at this point where he is.

645
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,920
Speaker 1: They've tracked him, they know that he's there. There's fifteen

646
00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:52,520
Speaker 1: cops waiting outside of the Richmond storage unit. It's a Saturday,

647
00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:57,879
Speaker 1: ap roughly two weeks after the shooting event. Now there

648
00:37:57,880 --> 00:38:02,799
Speaker 1: are fifteen cops sitting there waiting for him. They exactly right.

649
00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:07,040
Speaker 1: They let him go in, get the car, and drive away.

650
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:11,760
Speaker 1: He drives across the five ad bridge across rich Sandra

651
00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:15,440
Speaker 1: Fell Bridge. Yes, you're old bridge. That thing is falling apart.

652
00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:18,439
Speaker 1: He's lucky he didn't fall out, totally lucky he didn't

653
00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:22,080
Speaker 1: get hit by a chunk of cement. So he's racing

654
00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:24,920
Speaker 1: across that old bridge, headed to Marine County, going to

655
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:27,640
Speaker 1: Eva's place. Right, the cops are still, mind you back

656
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:31,000
Speaker 1: at the at the storage unit. So right, So they

657
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:33,279
Speaker 1: didn't give chase. They just let him. Oh, they're just

658
00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:37,080
Speaker 1: letting him. Remember you were saying about the honeypot you.

659
00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:40,760
Speaker 1: So Eva contexts and text him according to police instruction,

660
00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:43,279
Speaker 1: she says, I can't meet you today? Can we meet later?

661
00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:48,240
Speaker 1: And shines him. He's like okay whatever, turns around, drives

662
00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:52,840
Speaker 1: back to the waiting police. That gave them time to

663
00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:55,720
Speaker 1: set up. Yeah, they literally are set up there in trees.

664
00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:59,760
Speaker 1: They're in unmarked cars. There's a plane circling over the storage.

665
00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:02,520
Speaker 1: You know, you know that one of them was pushing

666
00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:06,319
Speaker 1: an old grocery cart full of recycling and had like

667
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:10,680
Speaker 1: smeared stuff on his face and was all raggedy, but

668
00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:15,359
Speaker 1: was wearing like Dockers and Kirkland elevens. Then he didn't

669
00:39:15,360 --> 00:39:19,920
Speaker 1: tend to back the blue hat exactly. Just all oh

670
00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:23,400
Speaker 1: my rooms, so bones like he's overplaying the whole character.

671
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:27,600
Speaker 1: They're just like, we can't we cannot invite Ken on

672
00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:31,240
Speaker 1: these on these steakhouats anymore. It's embarrassing. If it doesn't

673
00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:35,480
Speaker 1: involve the waterfront. Ken can't come. Kenn has like a

674
00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:43,120
Speaker 1: sailor costume. One ye, sorry. They're sitting there waiting in

675
00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:47,160
Speaker 1: the trees. Ken's pushing his bag down the street and

676
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:50,040
Speaker 1: Wade shows up right he pulls back in. Do the

677
00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:53,239
Speaker 1: cops take him. No, they let him go back inside.

678
00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:56,319
Speaker 1: He doesn't come out for an hour. He's just They're like, wait,

679
00:39:56,520 --> 00:40:00,680
Speaker 1: do we make a mistake. And VANGELI, I don't know.

680
00:40:00,719 --> 00:40:02,600
Speaker 1: I like to imagine he's sitting there and guy fieres

681
00:40:02,719 --> 00:40:07,000
Speaker 1: Lambo just crying to him, crying. Yeah, he got stood up.

682
00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:09,080
Speaker 1: I mean he's tried so hard. He tried to kill

683
00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:11,280
Speaker 1: a man for her. He stole the guy fieres lambeau

684
00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:13,640
Speaker 1: for her, and she just won't take him seriously, and

685
00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:16,600
Speaker 1: he's either, why are you breaking a man's heart? So

686
00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:19,040
Speaker 1: eventually he manages to come out, and he had been

687
00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:22,200
Speaker 1: dropped off by a friend who drove a Crown Victoria

688
00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:26,040
Speaker 1: and so the cop car he walks back out. He

689
00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:28,040
Speaker 1: thinks he's you know, he's sitting there staring at his

690
00:40:28,040 --> 00:40:29,920
Speaker 1: cellphone waiting for this guy to pick him back up,

691
00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:33,000
Speaker 1: and he notices this Crown Victoria coming towards him, so

692
00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:36,080
Speaker 1: he like walks over, thinking it's his friend. Nope, it's

693
00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:39,200
Speaker 1: an undercover car. The second one pulls up, he realizes,

694
00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:41,160
Speaker 1: wait a minute, these are cops. He sees the cop

695
00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:43,759
Speaker 1: in the tree, he bolts. He tries to make it

696
00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:45,960
Speaker 1: a run for it. The cops jump out right now.

697
00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:48,719
Speaker 1: One of the cops grabs him, another one kicks him,

698
00:40:48,719 --> 00:40:50,680
Speaker 1: another one kicks him in the chest. They're beating on

699
00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:53,239
Speaker 1: this kid, right, but they have good reason. According to

700
00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:56,799
Speaker 1: the police. Apparently he's like reaching for his waistband, which

701
00:40:56,840 --> 00:40:58,080
Speaker 1: you know, I mean the kids a white kid. I

702
00:40:58,120 --> 00:41:00,960
Speaker 1: don't even know they said that about white kids fan,

703
00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:05,200
Speaker 1: but that's what they said about him. Ye, yeah, he's

704
00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:09,359
Speaker 1: they're like ken. But turns out home he had a

705
00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:13,759
Speaker 1: loaded glock forty five with about fifty rounds of ammunition,

706
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,839
Speaker 1: so he could have been like and they didn't just

707
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:19,279
Speaker 1: light him up and they didn't know that they found

708
00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:21,319
Speaker 1: it when they searched him because remember before he had

709
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:27,640
Speaker 1: just had that Saturday Night special like subway stick up gun. Yeah,

710
00:41:27,640 --> 00:41:30,839
Speaker 1: but so they find that, uh, he's got a real gun.

711
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:32,759
Speaker 1: That explains why they had to beat the you know,

712
00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:36,919
Speaker 1: the underhaged boy. Anyway, he's got, of course, a fake

713
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:39,200
Speaker 1: I d on him. Now. Can you guess with this

714
00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:44,360
Speaker 1: fake idea is Oh my god, is it Guy Ferry

715
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:48,360
Speaker 1: his real name? That would have been great one. No,

716
00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:52,520
Speaker 1: this one was Dr and Agnello Gotti, you know, like

717
00:41:52,600 --> 00:42:00,239
Speaker 1: John Gotti, Remember well, and Agnello isn't that the Fiat guy. Yeah, okay,

718
00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:04,800
Speaker 1: on it with the Italian carmakers. It's in my blood

719
00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:09,919
Speaker 1: and apparently the Max too. So the cops now rest

720
00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:13,359
Speaker 1: Max Wade. He's busted. Everything's calmed down. They go down

721
00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:16,160
Speaker 1: to a storage unit. They find the yellow Lambeau right

722
00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:18,480
Speaker 1: where it was, and I'm talking this thing was tucked

723
00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:20,760
Speaker 1: in within inches of the walls. Like he barely squeeze

724
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:22,640
Speaker 1: us into the storage unit. But in there with the

725
00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:27,120
Speaker 1: with Guy Fierries Lambeau is the motorcycle, the guns, the outfits.

726
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:33,960
Speaker 1: He's got jammers literally books for future crimes. Ken, you

727
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:36,200
Speaker 1: know Ken locked into the warehouse and put his hand

728
00:42:36,239 --> 00:42:41,400
Speaker 1: on the hood of the Lamborkhan. He goes still warm, Kennan,

729
00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:44,640
Speaker 1: your crack detective skills. Can someone get him out of here?

730
00:42:44,880 --> 00:42:48,120
Speaker 1: Can we transfer him? So there also is a bill

731
00:42:48,160 --> 00:42:51,120
Speaker 1: of sale. He had sold Guy Fieri's cards some owner

732
00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:53,560
Speaker 1: in the Dominican Republic and it was supposed to get

733
00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:56,919
Speaker 1: on like some like you know, storage unit container ship

734
00:42:56,960 --> 00:42:59,120
Speaker 1: and sent down to the d R. It didn't make it.

735
00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:07,600
Speaker 1: He almost bought that close. Yeah, So now the luck

736
00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:11,040
Speaker 1: of ge is gonna hold though, because now he's already

737
00:43:11,080 --> 00:43:13,399
Speaker 1: filed with his insurance company because they couldn't find the car,

738
00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:16,319
Speaker 1: so he's been paid out the two dollars. He's not

739
00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:18,719
Speaker 1: really like, you know, too worried about it. Well, he

740
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:21,160
Speaker 1: loves it. Like he finds out it's stolen, He's not

741
00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:24,000
Speaker 1: like on his knees screaming to the sky my my

742
00:43:24,320 --> 00:43:27,839
Speaker 1: prize possession. He's like, oh one of my you know,

743
00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:31,720
Speaker 1: ridiculous supercars was stolen. Well we also, I'm not even

744
00:43:31,719 --> 00:43:34,200
Speaker 1: know this, but guy fiery, you know, the love of

745
00:43:34,239 --> 00:43:37,319
Speaker 1: my life. Yeah, he is a big Chevy man. So

746
00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:38,880
Speaker 1: most of his cars are cor The first car he

747
00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:40,640
Speaker 1: bought was a Corvette. When he first made his money

748
00:43:40,680 --> 00:43:43,240
Speaker 1: on the Food Network, he bought some tricked out Corvette.

749
00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:45,400
Speaker 1: He loves Chevy, so the Lambo to him is like

750
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:48,439
Speaker 1: I think to impress other people. Okay. Also, by the way,

751
00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:50,960
Speaker 1: he has this car, it's shown up on Driver or

752
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:55,360
Speaker 1: whatever Triple D, and he doesn't think the production associates mentioned.

753
00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:57,400
Speaker 1: He doesn't drive it. He just opens the door, kids

754
00:43:57,400 --> 00:44:02,600
Speaker 1: and open gets out. He just acts pull it up

755
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:04,600
Speaker 1: and he acts like I'm gonna drive away in this

756
00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:07,560
Speaker 1: rad my bitchen lambeau, and then he just gets right

757
00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:11,080
Speaker 1: back out and goes into the him. Good for him,

758
00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:13,799
Speaker 1: it's just it's just fake as his prop. It's top.

759
00:44:13,880 --> 00:44:18,520
Speaker 1: So now Max Wade has to go to obviously have

760
00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:25,160
Speaker 1: a trial because he's now being investigated for attempted murder impersonating.

761
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:27,120
Speaker 1: It turns out of police and all sorts of stuff

762
00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:31,000
Speaker 1: he's got, like fake uniforms. The guy has jammers for

763
00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:33,480
Speaker 1: police radios and for cell phones. I mean, he's doing

764
00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:36,839
Speaker 1: all sorts of crimes. It's just a laundry list. And

765
00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:40,080
Speaker 1: you know, he's also suspected to have been involved in

766
00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:42,720
Speaker 1: some break ins, but it turns out he's too slight

767
00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:44,319
Speaker 1: for that. But they were trying to attach him to

768
00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:46,839
Speaker 1: all these like crimes that they couldn't haven't been able

769
00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:49,080
Speaker 1: to close the book on yet. Right, So, now, what

770
00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:51,359
Speaker 1: do you think Max Wade's gonna do when he's locked

771
00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:54,360
Speaker 1: up in remind you juvenile hall, because he's still not

772
00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:57,880
Speaker 1: even eighteen. Does he do something terrible? Does he like

773
00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:02,319
Speaker 1: shive somebody? No? Really, that guy, I mean, even though

774
00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:04,040
Speaker 1: I know he did try to kill his love rival

775
00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:06,160
Speaker 1: with us Saturday Night Special, he's not the kind of

776
00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:09,000
Speaker 1: shift somebody in jail. Instead, he's the kind of guy

777
00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:11,000
Speaker 1: to get two of his idiot cronies to show up

778
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:14,879
Speaker 1: to Juvie with a sledgehammer and try to break him out.

779
00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:18,919
Speaker 1: Bang bang. These guys had like four thirty in the morning,

780
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:22,960
Speaker 1: I'm working with sledge hammers, trying to fast sledge hammers

781
00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:25,960
Speaker 1: from outside the cell. They're just sitting there smacking it

782
00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:28,480
Speaker 1: at four thirty in the morning. There's nothing going on

783
00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:30,759
Speaker 1: at four thirty in the morning except everybody's going to

784
00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:36,040
Speaker 1: hear that. Forty guards, forty Julie guards come rushing in

785
00:45:36,239 --> 00:45:39,759
Speaker 1: and they stopped Max Wade from getting his masterminded getaway.

786
00:45:39,880 --> 00:45:42,040
Speaker 1: And they go outside and they find the sledge hammers

787
00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:46,560
Speaker 1: and everything, but his his associates have disappeared more honestly, yes, exactly.

788
00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:50,160
Speaker 1: So why do you think he tried to do that, Well,

789
00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:52,239
Speaker 1: I mean he wanted to get out. I don't know

790
00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:54,520
Speaker 1: you wanted to get away, right, But also he was

791
00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:57,440
Speaker 1: about turn eighteen, an eighteenth birthday was coming up, and

792
00:45:57,520 --> 00:46:01,399
Speaker 1: that meant he would be transferred to a prison. He

793
00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:04,480
Speaker 1: didn't want to be around the real criminals. It was

794
00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:09,040
Speaker 1: his last chance to avoid that. Like too bad, buddy. Yeah,

795
00:46:09,120 --> 00:46:14,600
Speaker 1: So October rolls around and we now have the attempted

796
00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:18,120
Speaker 1: murder and theft case. Guess who is a star witness,

797
00:46:19,719 --> 00:46:23,920
Speaker 1: Your man Gie Fieri. So while like you have to

798
00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:26,680
Speaker 1: understand this is like a circus of a trial, right,

799
00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:29,000
Speaker 1: so that everybody wants in on this because this kid,

800
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:31,719
Speaker 1: I mean, he's basically become an internet legend. It's so

801
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:35,160
Speaker 1: some people may not remember this. He was an internet legend.

802
00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:38,240
Speaker 1: There were, in fact, a friend of his posted songs

803
00:46:38,239 --> 00:46:43,240
Speaker 1: on YouTube about him. He had his own folk hero ballots,

804
00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:47,200
Speaker 1: murder ballot exactly. So everybody is, like, you know, wanting

805
00:46:47,239 --> 00:46:49,320
Speaker 1: to get in on this court case. Only one reporter

806
00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:53,040
Speaker 1: is allowed in the room, a student from Redwood High School,

807
00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:56,600
Speaker 1: one of alumni. Yeah, he's allowed to be the only

808
00:46:56,640 --> 00:46:59,920
Speaker 1: one in the high school newspaper. Yeah, it's amazing. Right.

809
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:02,840
Speaker 1: So then there, of course obviously is a court reporter

810
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:05,799
Speaker 1: right now. The court reporter is the way that we

811
00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:08,640
Speaker 1: know what it looks like inside the courtroom, since there

812
00:47:08,680 --> 00:47:11,680
Speaker 1: was no press other than the school newspapers. Like a

813
00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:14,919
Speaker 1: sketch artist. So yeah, exactly, the courtate sorry, court sketch arts,

814
00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:19,160
Speaker 1: not court reporters, court sketch artist. The sketch artist manages

815
00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:22,360
Speaker 1: to capture your g Fieri and all his glory on

816
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:26,160
Speaker 1: the witness stand. Now here, let me show you this photo. Okay,

817
00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:29,480
Speaker 1: oh yeah, Now could you just try to describe it

818
00:47:29,719 --> 00:47:35,600
Speaker 1: for the listening audience? Okay? Um, first of all, like

819
00:47:36,160 --> 00:47:39,480
Speaker 1: we're putting this on the Ridiculous Crime Instagram so that

820
00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:41,200
Speaker 1: everyone can take a look at this. You have to

821
00:47:41,239 --> 00:47:44,000
Speaker 1: be able to see that. How did the artist manage

822
00:47:44,040 --> 00:47:49,000
Speaker 1: to make him look sweaty? Like meat? Sweats are hard

823
00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:53,240
Speaker 1: to capture in pastel. It really is a talented artist. Yeah,

824
00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:55,200
Speaker 1: it kind of it looks like he'd have a stuicy

825
00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:59,760
Speaker 1: tattoo on his shoulder blade. And the look on his face.

826
00:47:59,840 --> 00:48:01,839
Speaker 1: He kind of looks like the ticket taker just told

827
00:48:01,920 --> 00:48:04,560
Speaker 1: him his general admission ticket to who was saying as

828
00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:06,560
Speaker 1: counterfeit and he's going to have to go back out

829
00:48:06,640 --> 00:48:12,080
Speaker 1: and enjoy the rest of the county fair. Like his hair,

830
00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:14,680
Speaker 1: the hair, the hair cut. It looks like he was

831
00:48:14,719 --> 00:48:19,239
Speaker 1: in a mac and cheese blossom and I swear to

832
00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:22,080
Speaker 1: God people there are no lies. And looks the look

833
00:48:22,120 --> 00:48:24,400
Speaker 1: on his face. Doesn't it look like his mom just

834
00:48:24,480 --> 00:48:27,320
Speaker 1: found his trash bag full of stolen panties in the

835
00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:30,960
Speaker 1: bottom of his closet. What what is that? Weird look

836
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:35,560
Speaker 1: on the Oh my goodness, don't be mad at me, mommy. Yeah,

837
00:48:35,719 --> 00:48:38,560
Speaker 1: that's a that's a gem. I'm going to get that

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00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:42,520
Speaker 1: printed and framed. Yeah for above the Heart. I mean,

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00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:44,279
Speaker 1: what a joy though, to have Guy Fieri on the

840
00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:46,080
Speaker 1: witness stand in your trial and you're not even You're

841
00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:48,600
Speaker 1: just an eighteen year old boy and he's bringing it.

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00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:51,080
Speaker 1: Max Wade coming up in the world. Dark power is

843
00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:56,080
Speaker 1: what that is. So but man, Max Wade. He gets busted,

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00:48:56,080 --> 00:48:59,840
Speaker 1: convicted on one count of attempted murder of Landing, and

845
00:49:00,239 --> 00:49:03,320
Speaker 1: also he gets popped for auto theft and for possession

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00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:06,000
Speaker 1: of a stolen vehicle for shooting into the occupied vehicle,

847
00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:08,520
Speaker 1: for trying to kill his love interest. And he gets

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00:49:08,560 --> 00:49:11,440
Speaker 1: acquitted on the attempted murder of Eva because apparently Eva

849
00:49:11,480 --> 00:49:13,400
Speaker 1: doesn't want to press charges. I don't know, he couldn't

850
00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:16,800
Speaker 1: be convinced that he was trying to kill her. Also,

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00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:19,920
Speaker 1: he is acquitted on the charge of stealing the car.

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00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:24,160
Speaker 1: He doesn't get popped on commercial burglary. I'm not a lawyer,

853
00:49:24,239 --> 00:49:27,120
Speaker 1: I'm not a judge. I have no idea. Now, remember

854
00:49:27,120 --> 00:49:29,560
Speaker 1: that janitor who was or was not involved, Yeah, the

855
00:49:29,560 --> 00:49:31,680
Speaker 1: one who wound up road chum because he was hiding

856
00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:35,480
Speaker 1: into the car. Never shows back up never. So we

857
00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:39,000
Speaker 1: have this one like mystery out there also the other

858
00:49:39,080 --> 00:49:42,760
Speaker 1: mystery who dropped him off when he got we showed

859
00:49:42,840 --> 00:49:45,320
Speaker 1: up at his storage unit to pick up the Lambeau.

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00:49:45,320 --> 00:49:48,920
Speaker 1: Remember the cops never talked about that. I know exactly

861
00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:51,960
Speaker 1: who it was. Who was it? Fiery, He's in the

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00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:54,799
Speaker 1: Crown vic It's all. It's like, I feel like it's

863
00:49:54,840 --> 00:49:57,520
Speaker 1: the end of the usual suspects right now, right, it's

864
00:49:57,520 --> 00:49:59,920
Speaker 1: all coming together, and all of sudden the footwork starts

865
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:05,360
Speaker 1: smoothing totally. Guy Fierry doesn't know Limp anyway, I just

866
00:50:05,440 --> 00:50:11,160
Speaker 1: dropped my teacup, so so Max Wade, right, he tells

867
00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:14,480
Speaker 1: his probation officer. Look, I was by myself. The janitor

868
00:50:14,560 --> 00:50:16,520
Speaker 1: had nothing to do with it. Nobody helped me, which

869
00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:19,400
Speaker 1: seems like proof that the janitor helped him, right, And

870
00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:21,319
Speaker 1: that just seems like immediately so I don't know if

871
00:50:21,320 --> 00:50:23,399
Speaker 1: it's like a favorite uncle or somebody. Yeah, they're like,

872
00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:26,400
Speaker 1: who helped you with this? He's like, not the janitor,

873
00:50:28,520 --> 00:50:30,560
Speaker 1: Like wait what jandit He's like, never mind, I didn't

874
00:50:30,760 --> 00:50:37,440
Speaker 1: I didn't say anything. Voices still so in janu Max

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00:50:37,480 --> 00:50:41,239
Speaker 1: Wade has given the maximum sentence life in prison. He

876
00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:45,560
Speaker 1: sounds like, you know, I'm torn, How are you torn?

877
00:50:45,719 --> 00:50:48,800
Speaker 1: Because he sounds like a dangerous little guy. He sounds

878
00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:50,759
Speaker 1: like he might be a little bit of a psychopath.

879
00:50:51,600 --> 00:50:54,160
Speaker 1: But at the same time, like, I don't know, I

880
00:50:54,200 --> 00:50:56,200
Speaker 1: feel bad for him. I was I was a handful,

881
00:50:56,400 --> 00:50:59,080
Speaker 1: I was a troubled kid. I did some stuff. I

882
00:50:59,160 --> 00:51:02,440
Speaker 1: never tried shooting anybody, but you know, shy of that.

883
00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:04,239
Speaker 1: I can see how stories can be told that people

884
00:51:04,239 --> 00:51:06,080
Speaker 1: would see, oh, he's gonna be a big danger when

885
00:51:06,080 --> 00:51:09,319
Speaker 1: he gets bigger, which never really was the case. So

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00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:12,080
Speaker 1: I think Max Wade, you know, if things were different,

887
00:51:12,120 --> 00:51:14,719
Speaker 1: if somebody could have taken a hand, he might not have,

888
00:51:14,880 --> 00:51:19,200
Speaker 1: you know, been this person everybody feared too late. Unfortunately,

889
00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:23,719
Speaker 1: he is set up for twenty years of enhancements for

890
00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:27,560
Speaker 1: premeditation of a use of a firearm California law dooms,

891
00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:31,000
Speaker 1: so he's looking at basically has to do the life sentence,

892
00:51:31,120 --> 00:51:34,160
Speaker 1: the twenty years on his enhancements. Then after that he's

893
00:51:34,160 --> 00:51:36,880
Speaker 1: got to do sixteen months for stealing Guy Fieri's car.

894
00:51:37,239 --> 00:51:39,359
Speaker 1: Then he also has to do the rest of his

895
00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:41,839
Speaker 1: life sentence. The other one, he's got to do another one.

896
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:46,200
Speaker 1: But luckily California law changes, he did no longer has

897
00:51:46,239 --> 00:51:49,680
Speaker 1: to what would have been that he had to serve

898
00:51:50,120 --> 00:51:53,080
Speaker 1: of the twenty one years. He then ends up that

899
00:51:53,719 --> 00:51:58,759
Speaker 1: they basically change his sentencing, so that now thanks to

900
00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:02,000
Speaker 1: send It Bill six twenty, a California bill that gave

901
00:52:02,080 --> 00:52:04,840
Speaker 1: judges the discretion over sentencing and said, no, we're no

902
00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:08,279
Speaker 1: longer going to do these sentencing requirements basically that you

903
00:52:08,320 --> 00:52:10,600
Speaker 1: have to do because of gun enhancements. Do you any

904
00:52:10,640 --> 00:52:12,000
Speaker 1: time to use a gun into the commission of the

905
00:52:12,040 --> 00:52:14,359
Speaker 1: prime the enhancement? Right, So they make that no longer

906
00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:17,239
Speaker 1: the case. Now judges can decide. The judge of his

907
00:52:17,320 --> 00:52:20,959
Speaker 1: case decides and reduces him by ten years. So now

908
00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:26,719
Speaker 1: he is eligible for parole in August. So you know that.

909
00:52:26,920 --> 00:52:29,200
Speaker 1: Or is a little bit of good news that guy

910
00:52:29,239 --> 00:52:32,600
Speaker 1: Fiery got his car back. Well he didn't, well because

911
00:52:32,640 --> 00:52:34,520
Speaker 1: he got the payoff. He got the payoffs. So where

912
00:52:34,560 --> 00:52:38,000
Speaker 1: is it now? Who has the who has the yellow Lamborghini?

913
00:52:38,080 --> 00:52:40,720
Speaker 1: Right now? The insurance company I suppose took it. I suppose,

914
00:52:40,840 --> 00:52:42,959
Speaker 1: I'm sure they sold it. So I'm sure we could

915
00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:46,160
Speaker 1: find the person who bought the stolen Lambeau. Maybe we'll

916
00:52:46,160 --> 00:52:48,240
Speaker 1: come back to you with an update on that. I'm

917
00:52:48,239 --> 00:52:50,319
Speaker 1: going to need that. So other than the fact that

918
00:52:50,360 --> 00:52:52,560
Speaker 1: guy Fiery is the coolest man on earth, what was

919
00:52:52,600 --> 00:52:57,440
Speaker 1: our ridiculous takeaway here? Well, my ridiculous takeaway I think

920
00:52:57,800 --> 00:53:03,560
Speaker 1: is that, um, the kid is obviously troubled, but like,

921
00:53:03,640 --> 00:53:06,440
Speaker 1: if you're gonna if you're gonna do a crime like

922
00:53:06,520 --> 00:53:10,080
Speaker 1: this for a ridiculous reason, for the love of a

923
00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:17,320
Speaker 1: seventeen year old girl, I say ridiculous reason. Totally ridiculous reason.

924
00:53:18,440 --> 00:53:21,000
Speaker 1: I would have to disagree to a former seventeen year

925
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:24,719
Speaker 1: old boy. I think it's just that's ridiculous. But if

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00:53:24,719 --> 00:53:26,680
Speaker 1: you're gonna do it, just go big. And he did,

927
00:53:26,719 --> 00:53:28,879
Speaker 1: and like the most ridiculous We're gonna steal a car,

928
00:53:29,280 --> 00:53:31,840
Speaker 1: steal a ridiculous car. And it's not even enough that

929
00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:37,799
Speaker 1: it's a yellow Lamborghini is ridiculous in amazing ways. It's

930
00:53:37,840 --> 00:53:40,799
Speaker 1: even more ridiculous if the car is belongs to one

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00:53:40,880 --> 00:53:46,160
Speaker 1: g Fieri, Like, that's prime ridiculousness. That's my takeaway. I

932
00:53:46,200 --> 00:53:49,839
Speaker 1: think you nailed it. Personally. I think my due would

933
00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:52,360
Speaker 1: have been fine if he just stole the car. I

934
00:53:52,360 --> 00:53:54,480
Speaker 1: mean nobody would. I think even guy Fiery would have

935
00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:56,440
Speaker 1: forgiven him. He liked him, he said, brave kid. Remember

936
00:53:56,440 --> 00:53:58,200
Speaker 1: he was like, hey, I like that kid. Yeah. I

937
00:53:58,200 --> 00:54:01,120
Speaker 1: mean it's pretty much victimous crime other than the insurance company,

938
00:54:01,160 --> 00:54:03,279
Speaker 1: which I have my opinions about that. I'm sure other

939
00:54:03,280 --> 00:54:05,560
Speaker 1: listeners may have their opinions about that, But that's like

940
00:54:05,600 --> 00:54:09,680
Speaker 1: not really a victim that we're worried about, right, But

941
00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:13,239
Speaker 1: his real problem was was he became the victim of

942
00:54:13,320 --> 00:54:15,760
Speaker 1: himself when he decided to go full Romeo and Juliet

943
00:54:15,760 --> 00:54:18,000
Speaker 1: and try to take out Landing. It was the gun

944
00:54:18,239 --> 00:54:20,000
Speaker 1: that was the doom. If he would have been able

945
00:54:20,040 --> 00:54:21,880
Speaker 1: to just keep trying to impress her, I think she

946
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:23,960
Speaker 1: might have changed her mind. I mean, well, and a

947
00:54:24,040 --> 00:54:27,920
Speaker 1: young guy with a yellow Lamborghini. They're more girls out

948
00:54:27,920 --> 00:54:31,040
Speaker 1: there than just Eva. Yeah, exactly. So never bring a

949
00:54:31,040 --> 00:54:36,320
Speaker 1: gun to a stolen guy Fiery Lambo fight. Thanks for

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