Speaker 1: Breaking news here at the Jewel Show, a US woman
Speaker 1: that was born with out of brain to fight all
Speaker 1: odds this week to celebrate her twentieth birthday. Yeah, which
Speaker 1: is crazy, think about it. I thought Kim Kardashian was
Speaker 1: older than that.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: See how easy it is to create fake news stories,
Speaker 1: and that's why every single week at this time we
Speaker 1: bring you the cleverly named segment Da Yet you can
Speaker 1: pass the bar real news or fake news, where I
Speaker 1: read a news story from the week that's gone viral
Speaker 1: and you have to tell me if it's a real
Speaker 1: one or a fake one that people actually believed. It's
Speaker 1: always fun and it's always good to test your skills.
Speaker 1: That's spot in fake News, and we'll do real news
Speaker 1: or fake news next. It's the Juble Show.
Speaker 3: It's just in. It's the Jewble Show.
Speaker 1: The executive who led Tesla's cyber truck business is leaving
Speaker 1: the company after eight years. Apparently he is going to
Speaker 1: go back to his previous career of designing children's toys.
Speaker 1: See how it is easy it is to create fake news,
Speaker 1: and that's why every single week at this time we
Speaker 1: bring you the really named segment Real News or Fake News.
Speaker 1: Where I read you a news story that's gone viral
Speaker 1: from the WEEKND. You have to see if you can
Speaker 1: tell whether it's a real one or a fake news
Speaker 1: story that people actually believed. Here is your first headline
Speaker 1: for real news or fake news. The last US penny
Speaker 1: has minted and you could be a millionaire because of it. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's the last US penny has been minted, and you
Speaker 1: could be a millionaire because of it.
Speaker 2: Minted means that it was produced. Oh, it was created.
Speaker 4: It's meant there's a very, very last one.
Speaker 3: Here's the story.
Speaker 1: The final US penny was minted in Philadelphia this week,
Speaker 1: marking the end of two hundred and thirty one years
Speaker 1: of small change. Each penny costs three point seven cents
Speaker 1: to produce, which means that the US Mint has essentially
Speaker 1: been running a botique art project that slowly drained the
Speaker 1: government's budget.
Speaker 3: And since they minted the last.
Speaker 1: Penny, panic has ensued because financial experts are saying that
Speaker 1: any penny minted before lunch before the last one was printed,
Speaker 1: could now be worth anywhere from five dollars to five
Speaker 1: million dollars.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 1: Coin collectors are already calling it the Great copper Rush
Speaker 1: of twenty twenty five, pawn shops are reportedly flooded with
Speaker 1: people bringing in pennies, and some are walking away with
Speaker 1: literally millions of dollars. So one woman it was actually
Speaker 1: able to trade two rare pennies for a brand new
Speaker 1: cyber truck.
Speaker 3: Hey see how.
Speaker 1: Expensive some of these pennies are now that the US
Speaker 1: government has completely halted minting the penny.
Speaker 3: This is a real new story or a fake news
Speaker 3: story that people actually believe.
Speaker 2: Nina, I'm gonna go with real because I also kind of
Speaker 2: hope so because I have this jar phone pennies that
Speaker 2: I've been collecting like high school.
Speaker 6: Are you serious?
Speaker 2: You're just like lucky pennies, pick them up all day long.
Speaker 2: You have good luck, so make me a millionaire with
Speaker 2: that good luck.
Speaker 1: Let's go make it real, Victoria, do you think this
Speaker 1: is real or fake? The last US penny has been
Speaker 1: minted and you could be a millionaire because of it.
Speaker 6: Bay, we still have things out here costin.
Speaker 4: I have twenty six, which means it asked to be fake,
Speaker 4: because how are you going to get to that price?
Speaker 2: You don't have a penny, but nobody pays for cash.
Speaker 4: So you kind of got me there, but like, what
Speaker 4: if you want to be with cash?
Speaker 3: It is a fake news story.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's based on a real news story because one
Speaker 1: TikTok economist that pennies would be worth millions after the
Speaker 1: last one was made, and their video went viral with
Speaker 1: over eight million shares, and banks and pawn shops have
Speaker 1: reportedly reported people bringing in pennies like crazy because of it,
Speaker 1: and nobody has actually gotten rich yet. Okay, so everybody
Speaker 1: believed this TikTok economist and that's why they were thinking
Speaker 1: that they were millionaires.
Speaker 2: I think it may be fake now, but Nino, this
Speaker 2: could very easily be true.
Speaker 4: We're getting away with like we're leaving pennies in the
Speaker 4: past because they cost three cents to make.
Speaker 2: Yeah, then they become more rare, and then you collect
Speaker 2: them and they're worth more.
Speaker 6: What are you gonna do with it?
Speaker 2: It makes sense. It's gonna sit on a shelf, save
Speaker 2: your pennies.
Speaker 1: It's real news or fake news segment where I give
Speaker 1: you a news story from the week that's gone viral.
Speaker 1: You have to tell me if it's a real one
Speaker 1: or a fake one that people actually believed. Here's your
Speaker 1: next headline for real news or fake news. Wingstop scandal
Speaker 1: rocks Texas, Texas jail. OH guard busted for fifty dollars
Speaker 1: chicken smuggling operation. Officials call it cartel level crispiness? Is
Speaker 1: this a real new story of fake news story? Here
Speaker 1: are the details. A Texas corrections officer is behind bars
Speaker 1: himself after being accused of running what investigators are now
Speaker 1: calling an underground poultry pipeline, Oh my god, smuggling hobbinniuro
Speaker 1: mango chicken wings into the Travis County Correctional Complex for
Speaker 1: a mere fifty dollars venmo or cash app payment. This
Speaker 1: apparently had been going on for two years until other
Speaker 1: guards noticed sticky fingerprints all over the facility and one
Speaker 1: administrator recognized it as the hobby euro mango chicken sauce.
Speaker 1: Which how many wing stops is that he's been to
Speaker 1: forges automatically?
Speaker 3: Is that's the hobby? I know that one? That's hoburomengo.
Speaker 1: They found that over twelve hundred pounds of wings had
Speaker 1: been smuggled into the facility by the guard And you guessed.
Speaker 3: How he smuggled it in there?
Speaker 1: Now twelve hundred pounds nor how in his.
Speaker 3: Book, his wallet, his body, wallet.
Speaker 4: His body like he ate them and put him.
Speaker 3: Up other directions. Put him in the wallet.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, why would you eat.
Speaker 2: This and you're in jail. You just really wanted that
Speaker 2: chicken pie poultry pipeline.
Speaker 1: They eventually arrested the guard after putting together the fact
Speaker 1: that he also worked part time at a wingstop down
Speaker 1: the street, and put him in a handcuffs as he
Speaker 1: was waddling into work one day.
Speaker 3: Is this a real news story or a fake news story?
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna go with real, just because I feel
Speaker 2: like it should be real.
Speaker 3: Victoria, is a real news story or a fake news story?
Speaker 1: Over twelve hundred pounds of chicken wings smuggled into a jail.
Speaker 4: He was putting his wings up, his wings real.
Speaker 3: I think wings stop?
Speaker 6: Oh, I think it's real.
Speaker 3: It's real? Yes? Is it absolutely real? He's been for
Speaker 3: five years now because of that.
Speaker 7: That's discusting.
Speaker 3: Put in that pocket. It is a lot of chicken
Speaker 3: fun ways.
Speaker 2: That poultry pipeline. Leg It's another jewbile phone frame ties.
Speaker 8: Hello, we want you back?
Speaker 9: I'm sorry?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: Hello?
Speaker 8: Is this Tyler?
Speaker 3: Tyler?
Speaker 8: Yeah, Hi Tyler. My name is Juniper and I'm calling
Speaker 8: from shaves Club dot com and I noticed recently that
Speaker 8: you canceled your membership with us, and so I'm just
Speaker 8: doing a customer service follow up call to see why
Speaker 8: you decided to leave us.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean, I just, you know, I just I
Speaker 10: just wanted to try it out and I decided that
Speaker 10: it wasn't really for me.
Speaker 8: And is there anything specifically that rubbed you the wrong
Speaker 8: way about our products?
Speaker 10: I know that the product was all quality of just
Speaker 10: you know, it's a little expensive, and you know I
Speaker 10: don't shave every day, so I didn't really.
Speaker 8: The reason that I'm calling today is to see if
Speaker 8: you will come back to us and give us another
Speaker 8: opportunity to send you all of the shaving items and
Speaker 8: skincare products and other things that we were sending you
Speaker 8: with our mostly subscription service.
Speaker 11: No, I'm pretty sure I'm good, though, Thanks for asking.
Speaker 12: Who want to ask you to rethink that? I would
Speaker 12: like to urge you to rethink it? That is that
Speaker 12: okay to say I'd like to urge you to rethink
Speaker 12: your decisions?
Speaker 13: Uh?
Speaker 10: No, urging me isn't going to change my mind. Also,
Speaker 10: like you're you're I'll be frank, you're creeping me. Out
Speaker 10: your voice. You're like saying things like I don't I
Speaker 10: don't know what this is. I don't appreciate you being
Speaker 10: this aggressive.
Speaker 8: Oh I'm so sorry if I was coming off as aggressive.
Speaker 8: I didn't want to obviously be that way with you.
Speaker 8: I just we valued your business, and we value all
Speaker 8: of our customers, and we take it very personally here
Speaker 8: at Shave Club when somebody cancels their subscription, and so
Speaker 8: we like to do everything we can in order to
Speaker 8: get them back to us.
Speaker 2: Okay, but.
Speaker 10: No like saying things like that like I it's not
Speaker 10: about leaving.
Speaker 9: Look, I tried the subscription. I didn't like it.
Speaker 10: I mean it was fine, you know it.
Speaker 8: Just look, look you're you're really when somebody signed I
Speaker 8: appreciate as a customer, we like them to be around
Speaker 8: for life. Sometimes if you decide to go a different direction,
Speaker 8: it makes us very upset and sad.
Speaker 10: Look, man, people are gonna do this all the time.
Speaker 10: It's a business, and I don't appreciate this. But you're
Speaker 10: you're at this point, you're harassing me.
Speaker 3: I don't know what, don't know what harassment is.
Speaker 7: I guess you know what do you mean?
Speaker 11: You don't know what harassment is. This is harassment, harassing me.
Speaker 8: So sorry, that was an odd way to say it.
Speaker 8: I didn't mean that you don't know what harassment is.
Speaker 8: Of course you know what harassment is. I just don't
Speaker 8: know if you've ever experienced it like you might deserve.
Speaker 10: I'm I'm experiencing it right now. You're harassing me, and
Speaker 10: I want to know why you talk to your customers
Speaker 10: like this.
Speaker 7: This is not okay?
Speaker 10: Do you understand that?
Speaker 11: Are you getting that?
Speaker 14: Well?
Speaker 8: I'm so sorry. I don't know what I said to
Speaker 8: elicits such a big reaction from you. I apologize if
Speaker 8: I'm coming off any sort of other way than just
Speaker 8: wanting to gain your business back and missing you deeply
Speaker 8: and dearly.
Speaker 10: Okay, well stop talking about missing me deep, dearly and deeply.
Speaker 10: It doesn't it's not comforting, man like?
Speaker 9: All right? All right? That right there?
Speaker 3: That is creepy.
Speaker 9: Do you not understand that?
Speaker 3: What? What is creepy?
Speaker 8: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 10: I didn't the way you spoke to me right now
Speaker 10: like a demon.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 8: I'm sorry, I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 3: I was just listening to you.
Speaker 10: I'm not coming back. Let me make that perfectly clear.
Speaker 8: To you the rest of the items that you still
Speaker 8: have from us this afternoon.
Speaker 10: I'm sorry, wait, what do you what do you mean
Speaker 10: you're getting the rest of my items you.
Speaker 8: Do currently have from us. We will be getting those
Speaker 8: back this afternoon.
Speaker 3: I'm already here.
Speaker 10: What what do you say here?
Speaker 11: What are you talking about?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 8: Did I say that out loud? I'm so sorry. Don't
Speaker 8: worry about it. Never mind, have a great day.
Speaker 10: And no, no, no, no, no, no what what?
Speaker 9: What will when?
Speaker 15: No?
Speaker 8: What do you mean?
Speaker 11: At my house?
Speaker 10: When I get home?
Speaker 9: You're there?
Speaker 10: Like, no, no, no, I'm.
Speaker 3: Calling the Hey Tyler, Tyler, this is actually Jubil from
Speaker 3: the Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you and
Speaker 3: your girlfriend. Chris has set you up. It is a joke.
Speaker 3: She said, you recently canceled your shaving subscriptions and wanted
Speaker 3: me to mess with you.
Speaker 2: Wake up every morning with double phone Franks.
Speaker 3: It's time for Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 2: If you can make a mean bed with crisp edges,
Speaker 2: if you can vacuum like the best of them, then
Speaker 2: you may be treated like royalty cool And I will
Speaker 2: tell you where in just a second. But first what
Speaker 2: you can buy with one trillion dollars is trending right now,
Speaker 2: and the reason for that is because Elon Musk was
Speaker 2: approved to get this trillion dollar like payout. Did you
Speaker 2: see this, jeubil No, Yeah, So all the shareholders at
Speaker 2: Tesla approved a pay package for Elon that can make
Speaker 2: him a trillionaire in the next decade. So because of that,
Speaker 2: people started talking about, well, what can you get with
Speaker 2: a trillion dollars? What does that even mean? That's so
Speaker 2: much money. So some of the examples that are trending
Speaker 2: right now is that you could buy every single car
Speaker 2: sold in the United States this year with a trillion dollars. Wow,
Speaker 2: you could pay for ten thousand Starbucks CEOs?
Speaker 3: You can get you could.
Speaker 2: Pay for one four hundred and twenty eight show Hey,
Speaker 2: Ohontas the guy the place for the Dodgers. I totally
Speaker 2: just killed his name. Did I kill his name?
Speaker 3: Probably? Not the showy part, the show hey part. I
Speaker 3: don't know about the other part.
Speaker 2: But well, the Dodgers. The Dodgers pay him over seven
Speaker 2: hundred million dollars, or is paying him seven hundred million
Speaker 2: dollars over the next ten years, So fifteen hundred of
Speaker 2: those like, come on, that's so much money. Also two
Speaker 2: thousand Jeff Beso's yachts, just to put perspective.
Speaker 6: See you now, I mean all that.
Speaker 4: I just need one yacht, a drum set, a nicely
Speaker 4: placed to play my drum set.
Speaker 3: You're so mode.
Speaker 1: But if you get that there, then you get that
Speaker 1: and then you're like, man, this yacht is now too small.
Speaker 3: I need a bigger yacht.
Speaker 2: Well it's actually okay.
Speaker 1: Oh we're that Jeff Bezos guy thinks he's so cool
Speaker 1: with this huge yeat. I gotta build am bigger than
Speaker 1: him now.
Speaker 6: Right easy because I have the money, and.
Speaker 2: I want one that's like ten and then all your
Speaker 2: besties gonna have your own yachts, and then you have
Speaker 2: your own yacht week and like the South of France.
Speaker 7: Oh my gosh, that would be so fun.
Speaker 4: Okay, but even better, you just get a really big
Speaker 4: compound and all of you guys get to live all
Speaker 4: that like compound, like then you like all live.
Speaker 2: Really close to other. I have really strong feelings about
Speaker 2: that because we've had these talks before, me and my
Speaker 2: best friends, and then this other guy that I was dating.
Speaker 2: He was talking about his best friends and how they
Speaker 2: all wanted to live on a compound. It's like, I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't want to live that close to you. I
Speaker 2: want to what now kind of cultish? Very living next
Speaker 2: to your friend.
Speaker 3: You're saying you want to start a cult, Victoria, I.
Speaker 6: Want to live next to my friends.
Speaker 2: If you want to call that gold, called that accult,
Speaker 2: I mean, I just die. I just don't like when
Speaker 2: people come over at like un an ounced. Yeah, like
Speaker 2: don't just like walk in.
Speaker 15: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I do things a boy myself that not everybody needs
Speaker 2: to see.
Speaker 6: Well, but yeah, it was your best friends. I see
Speaker 6: all of it anyways.
Speaker 2: I mean that's true, but I still like to know
Speaker 2: before you come over. Okay, you can text them anyway.
Speaker 2: So we don't have to talk about this right now.
Speaker 2: Just know that we will never live on a compound.
Speaker 6: However, seriously, I've thought.
Speaker 2: About that for us.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm done, I'm down starting a cult. I'll
Speaker 3: be fine with it.
Speaker 2: Give me a great leader.
Speaker 3: Okay, you have a good cold leader. Oh, thank you,
Speaker 3: it's sweet. I've always wondered, you know, I've hoped that
Speaker 3: I would make a good cold I didn't give you.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm glad that you're ambition.
Speaker 3: True, yeah, okay, no, real, go on, you're just being nice.
Speaker 2: Well, if you do start your own cultuble, you need
Speaker 2: to make sure that somebody there can make a bed
Speaker 2: perfectly with crisp sheets. Okay, somebody can vacuum like nothing's
Speaker 2: ever been vacuumed before mopping. Let's not even stop there.
Speaker 2: The Housekeeping Olympics are thing, and they're happening right now
Speaker 2: in Las Vegas. Housekeeping Olympics, the Housekeeping Olympics. It is
Speaker 2: the thirty fifth anniversary of these Olympics, thirty five years right,
Speaker 2: and we were today years old when we found out
Speaker 2: about it. I didn't even know this was a thing.
Speaker 2: But if housekeeping is your jam and you want to
Speaker 2: be treated like royalty because of it, and you should,
Speaker 2: especially if you can fold those fitted sheets. That is
Speaker 2: such a skill, it really is. It's just see me, yeah,
Speaker 2: think about it. Las Vegas Housekeeping Olympics.
Speaker 1: Get that golden Some people are so good with flipping
Speaker 1: those duvet covers, right, thing, they roll it up and
Speaker 1: they just it's like take them two seconds and they
Speaker 1: got it in there.
Speaker 15: They do.
Speaker 3: That's amazing. At least thirty minutes that I've tried watching
Speaker 3: YouTube tutorials and tried to do it. Just ends up
Speaker 3: with me cussing and throwing my comforter at the wall.
Speaker 2: So that's the thing.
Speaker 3: I'm doing it right, And.
Speaker 2: That's the beginning of the cult cover and the cult leader.
Speaker 2: He'd have followers to do that.
Speaker 16: Okay, Okay, I guess that's the.
Speaker 3: Chosen few.
Speaker 2: That's what strength are we chosen?
Speaker 3: Now you put on the holy duvet cover. I think
Speaker 3: I'm gonna like being a cult leader. Oh wow, look
Speaker 3: what you did.
Speaker 2: Of course, it's.
Speaker 5: Time to catch a cheater.
Speaker 1: Only on the Jubile Show, Kim is on the phone
Speaker 1: today for to catch a cheater and she thinks that
Speaker 1: her husband, Michael of eight years, might be messing around.
Speaker 1: So see if we can help her out. Kim, Sorry,
Speaker 1: you're going through it, but what's going on? Why do
Speaker 1: you think Michael might be cheating on you?
Speaker 15: Well, Michael and I would be married for eight years
Speaker 15: and he's never been like a super social guy. He's
Speaker 15: more in the introverted side, and lately he there's been
Speaker 15: a lot of times that he.
Speaker 11: Might have met someone new.
Speaker 5: I don't know, So basically.
Speaker 17: He he's miles for no reason.
Speaker 18: You know, like that's you would think that that's a
Speaker 18: good thing, but it's not really who he is.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, like happier than he normally is.
Speaker 15: Or something, yeah, like randomly happy, you know. And then
Speaker 15: he the biggest thing for me, I think it is
Speaker 15: he supposedly goes to the gym. Now, like you start
Speaker 15: going to the gym. I'm like, in the eight years
Speaker 15: we've been married, you've never even mentioned the idea of
Speaker 15: going to the gym really, and yeah, but then he
Speaker 15: only goes like once a week, like he goes on
Speaker 15: Wednesday night, and but when he comes.
Speaker 5: Back, he doesn't really look like he went to the gym.
Speaker 17: And I'm like, were you just walking out of the gym?
Speaker 15: You know, like yeah, And it's just it's very odd,
Speaker 15: you know, he goes for these like walks supposedly to
Speaker 15: like clear his head at night, and and it's just
Speaker 15: very bizarre. And then the latest thing has been that
Speaker 15: this this person started texting him and it says Roye
Speaker 15: on the text, you know, on the text messages.
Speaker 5: And when I asked.
Speaker 18: Him about it, he got like all flustered, like no,
Speaker 18: it's just there's just a.
Speaker 15: Guy I meant, you know, at work, and I'm like, okay,
Speaker 15: but you haven't talked about this Roys at all and
Speaker 15: I didn't want to push it, you know, the subject,
Speaker 15: but he seems like super shady about it.
Speaker 2: So it's a guy that he's texting.
Speaker 15: With, supposedly, but I don't know he could you put
Speaker 15: anybody's name on it?
Speaker 17: Yeah, you know, for all I know is Joyce and
Speaker 17: not Roy.
Speaker 7: I don't know what is.
Speaker 2: He wearing when he's going on these walks and going
Speaker 2: to the gym randomly on Wednesdays.
Speaker 15: Well, he is wearing, like, you know, a T shirt
Speaker 15: and shorts, but then he takes a Duffel bag and
Speaker 15: I'm like, okay, but are you changing because then you
Speaker 15: come back with the same clothes.
Speaker 11: So that doesn't really add us.
Speaker 3: This person before.
Speaker 6: No, he does he have a lot of friends. Maybe
Speaker 6: he made a new friend.
Speaker 15: No, he's not even like he's very introverted, you know,
Speaker 15: like he he's friends with my friend mostly, and it's
Speaker 15: kind of like I have to pull him like, hey, please,
Speaker 15: let's go, you know, let's have dinner with somebody, and
Speaker 15: he is like, no, I just want to.
Speaker 11: Stay here or watch a movie with you.
Speaker 17: And I'm like, I.
Speaker 5: Don't can we please make some friends?
Speaker 15: You know, like, he does not want to go out
Speaker 15: of his way and make friends with anybody, so it.
Speaker 2: Is weird that he would have a new friend. I
Speaker 2: also think it's weird he just goes on Wednesdays. That
Speaker 2: doesn't feel right either. Yeah, yeah, just one day awake,
Speaker 2: one day a week isn't really I mean, I'm sure
Speaker 2: it does something, but you know, why make you weird?
Speaker 5: Then just introduce me to your friend.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's also true. Okay, Well, we'll try to
Speaker 1: figure it out for you. We'll play a song come back.
Speaker 1: You already told us what grocery store he's a rewards
Speaker 1: card member at, So we'll call every time to be
Speaker 1: from the grocery store and say that every single month,
Speaker 1: we choose one lucky rewards member who gets a free
Speaker 1: gift from us and his flowers delivered from our fo
Speaker 1: ole department, and we'll.
Speaker 3: See if he sends they'll see you or to somebody else.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay, all right, we get your catch theater
Speaker 1: next right in the middle of the catch a theater
Speaker 1: and if you're just joining us. Kim is on the
Speaker 1: phone and she thinks that her husband, Michael of eight
Speaker 1: years might be cheating. So we're about to call him
Speaker 1: and pretend to be from the grocery store that he's
Speaker 1: a rewards card member at, and say that every single month,
Speaker 1: we choose one lucky reward member who gets a free
Speaker 1: gift from us, and his flowers delivered from our floral
Speaker 1: department to anybody that he wants, and we'll see if
Speaker 1: he sends those to his wife, Kim, or to somebody else.
Speaker 1: But before we do that, Kim, why don't you catch
Speaker 1: us up again on why you suspect he might be cheating?
Speaker 17: Well, like I said, he has been going every Wednesday
Speaker 17: night to supposed to ly to Jim, I don't believe him.
Speaker 17: He's being weird lately, like a little too happy than
Speaker 17: he usually is.
Speaker 18: And he has this supposedly Roy's person that's texts him randomly,
Speaker 18: and he's supposedly a new friend, But I honestly don't
Speaker 18: think that's it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you think that his new friend he has
Speaker 3: named Royce might be somebody else.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like a Joyce, like a job.
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 3: All right, Well, going on, let's see if it is.
Speaker 3: Are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 7: I'm ready to ever be I guess all right, Hello, Hey.
Speaker 1: This is Corby calling from I was looking for our
Speaker 1: rewards card member named Michael.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm sorry, Yeah, Hi, that's me.
Speaker 3: Hi Michael.
Speaker 9: How are you?
Speaker 3: Please? Don't hang up.
Speaker 1: This is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling
Speaker 1: with a big thank you very much and congratulations. Here
Speaker 1: this month's big winner. Thank you so much for talking
Speaker 1: with us for all clapp before you here, very excited.
Speaker 9: Cool did I win something?
Speaker 1: I don't remember entering any well, technically get entered when
Speaker 1: you signed up with us.
Speaker 3: But it's just a free gift from us.
Speaker 1: Every single month we choose one rewards card member at
Speaker 1: random who gets a free gift from us. And this
Speaker 1: month it's flowers delivered to anybody that you want from
Speaker 1: our foid department. It's thirty six longstin red roses, a
Speaker 1: box of candy or chocolate, and a card delivered to
Speaker 1: anybody absolutely free.
Speaker 3: It's a three hundred and sixteen dollars value.
Speaker 9: Oh wow, uh, thank you, that's amazing.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: Well, all I would need from you would be the
Speaker 1: first and the last name of the person you want
Speaker 1: to send them to.
Speaker 9: Oh great, okay, cool, cool cool, Okay, So her name
Speaker 9: is Louise.
Speaker 1: All right Louise, Yes, okay, I've got that. And do
Speaker 1: you want to include a card to Louise?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 13: Yeah, So I just give you the message and you
Speaker 13: and you you'll put print it out yep.
Speaker 9: Message can be thank you for opening my.
Speaker 15: Eyes, thank you for opening Oh my god, you gotta
Speaker 15: be kidding me.
Speaker 1: I who is hey, Michael, this is actually the Juble Show.
Speaker 1: It's a radio show.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Hi, I'm Nam Hi, I'm Vicshoria and my.
Speaker 1: Name is Jubil and that's your wife, Kim. We do
Speaker 1: a segment called to Catch You Tea where if you
Speaker 1: think your significant others messing around you see you, they
Speaker 1: send flowers too.
Speaker 9: And hold on wait, hang on.
Speaker 7: I can't believe in Michael.
Speaker 5: I can't believe it.
Speaker 7: Kim, well you oh my no?
Speaker 13: No, oh no, Kim, Kim, no no no, there's no
Speaker 13: one else, Kim, Yeah.
Speaker 5: Go ahead, go ahead, Niggure's well, you're way out of
Speaker 5: this one.
Speaker 11: What do you mean to nobody else?
Speaker 9: Kim? I should have told you what's been going on.
Speaker 13: I didn't. I didn't know how to. But this has
Speaker 13: been going on for about a month now. Oh my god,
Speaker 13: how do Okay, okay.
Speaker 5: I know it's been going on. Something's been going on,
Speaker 5: because I've been asking.
Speaker 7: You about it and you just evade me.
Speaker 5: You you're all weird.
Speaker 17: And then you have this Royce, which is a complain
Speaker 17: differ person.
Speaker 11: What is going on?
Speaker 13: No, okay, you're right, You're absolutely right. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 13: Royce is a guy I met about a month ago.
Speaker 13: And Royce invited me to these Wednesday worship services that
Speaker 13: he goes to, and I'm so serious right now. They
Speaker 13: have live music, they have a short message, and honestly
Speaker 13: it's been helping me more than I can explain.
Speaker 3: You've been going to church on Wednesdays.
Speaker 9: Yes, and you're joking. Yes, that's not normal for me.
Speaker 5: Who is Louis somebody you met at church?
Speaker 9: No, Kim, Louise is the pastor, so you're hitting on
Speaker 9: the past. No, No, absolutely not. She's no.
Speaker 13: Louise's just she's been like a spiritual leader. She's she's
Speaker 13: helps me talk through and work through some stuff that
Speaker 13: I haven't been able to think about properly.
Speaker 9: Kim. I've been in a really.
Speaker 13: Dark place for a while, like years. I kind of
Speaker 13: lost hope, I lost my faith and I was just
Speaker 13: kind of going through life feeling numb. And I didn't
Speaker 13: tell you because I didn't want you to think that
Speaker 13: I was lying, or her pretending, or or thinking that
Speaker 13: I was cheating. But I haven't known myself for a
Speaker 13: really long time.
Speaker 5: Well, I was not expecting that you've never been a
Speaker 5: religious person.
Speaker 13: No, I know, I know, and I didn't want to
Speaker 13: drag you into it because I felt embarrassed and ashamed
Speaker 13: and like I was supposed to be strong for both
Speaker 13: of us and I was I wasn't. And then a
Speaker 13: few months ago, I met this guy, I reat Royce,
Speaker 13: and he invited me to a Wednesday night worship service
Speaker 13: and it's just people being like real and honest and
Speaker 13: there's no pressure.
Speaker 2: And I think it's wonderful that you've found a place
Speaker 2: where you can be yourself. I think that this is
Speaker 2: just a bigger issue that you guys need to be
Speaker 2: able to openly communicate. So Kim's devastated and freaking out.
Speaker 5: I'm so sorry you thought you have to have somebody.
Speaker 17: Yeah, I know, idiot.
Speaker 13: No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry because I didn't know how
Speaker 13: to tell you.
Speaker 11: This is my fault. Wow, it's awesome.
Speaker 9: I mean, it has.
Speaker 13: It has been kind of awesome, and it's got me
Speaker 13: thinking about the two of us a lot. And I
Speaker 13: was trying to find myself again and I wanted and
Speaker 13: I realized, like, I want to find us again too.
Speaker 6: That's a good thing.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 13: I want to reconnect with you and then have something
Speaker 13: stronger and more rooted in, something that's real.
Speaker 3: I mean, that's cool that he's not cheating, Kim.
Speaker 7: Oh, that's fantastic.
Speaker 11: I'm so happy.
Speaker 7: Okay.
Speaker 5: I wish you would have told.
Speaker 13: Me, though, said, I had no idea where to start,
Speaker 13: but I've wanted to ask you to come with me
Speaker 13: for a little while now.
Speaker 11: Sure, of course.
Speaker 17: Yes.
Speaker 15: Yeah, it's really nice guy, Louise.
Speaker 9: I've told them about you.
Speaker 13: They're excited to me, you know, because I can't stop
Speaker 13: talking about you because I love you, Kim.
Speaker 17: I love you too.
Speaker 19: Oh my god, the Jubile shows to catch a cheater?
Speaker 6: Good morning?
Speaker 2: Can I take your order?
Speaker 8: Am I gonna a large black coffee?
Speaker 14: Large?
Speaker 9: Black coffee?
Speaker 5: Do you mean a venty?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 2: I mean a large?
Speaker 3: He means a VENTI Yeah, the biggest funny guy.
Speaker 8: Venty is large, no vent is twenty.
Speaker 2: Yeah, large is large.
Speaker 20: In fact, Paul is large and grande is Spanish for large.
Speaker 3: Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large.
Speaker 5: He's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations for stupid
Speaker 5: in three languages.
Speaker 1: It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game. You versus
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Speaker 4: Say go to the Juba show like seriously, humiliation.
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Speaker 19: You know what's weird about your quiz is, Katie, is
Speaker 19: that all the work is right and just the answers
Speaker 19: are wrong. I know that having a boyfriend may seem
Speaker 19: like the most important thing in the world right now,
Speaker 19: but you don't have to dumb yourself down to get
Speaker 19: guys to like you.
Speaker 1: It's time for America's favorite trivia game. You Versus Victoria.
Speaker 1: Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
Speaker 1: of trivia for John Legend tickets. And let's meet today's
Speaker 1: contestant for you verus Victoria, Laura.
Speaker 3: How are you?
Speaker 17: I'm amazing?
Speaker 3: How are you great? Do you think that you can
Speaker 3: beat Victoria?
Speaker 14: I think so, but she's been a rod.
Speaker 2: Thanks.
Speaker 6: I am on a winning streak.
Speaker 3: In case anyone is curious, would this be number four today?
Speaker 6: If you will, thank you.
Speaker 3: It's a great time.
Speaker 1: All right, We're gonna see Victoria out of the studio.
Speaker 1: And while she's leaving, Laura, the game is played like this.
Speaker 1: You have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
Speaker 1: If you don't know when, essay pass and Victoria has
Speaker 1: to beat you outright to win.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, all right, are you ready? Here we go?
Speaker 2: Ready, your time starts now. Mount Everest lies the border
Speaker 2: of Nepal. In which country?
Speaker 11: Ooh pah?
Speaker 2: Which sport is also known as the Gentleman's game? In
Speaker 2: what country is it common to find square watermelons?
Speaker 17: Oh?
Speaker 11: Pat?
Speaker 2: Who invented the telephone?
Speaker 5: Alexander Bell?
Speaker 15: No?
Speaker 3: Yeah, who got the hint?
Speaker 1: We'll bring Victoria back into the studio, and while she's
Speaker 1: getting settled and putting on her headphones and stuff, here's
Speaker 1: a question for you, Laura. If you could swap life
Speaker 1: with one cartoon character for a day, who would you pick?
Speaker 3: And why?
Speaker 5: Oh, that's a great one cartoon character about What did
Speaker 5: you say that?
Speaker 2: I've thought about this a lot.
Speaker 3: Who would you pick? Nina Ariel Ariel?
Speaker 11: Oh cartoon character?
Speaker 2: You know what I said?
Speaker 19: Homer?
Speaker 11: All right?
Speaker 3: Why would you want to be Homer Simpson for a day?
Speaker 18: I don't.
Speaker 3: Think it would be fun to be in Homer's sad
Speaker 3: for a day?
Speaker 15: You know?
Speaker 18: Yeah?
Speaker 14: Yeah, I think you do away with a lot at
Speaker 14: the end of the day.
Speaker 15: You know, he's like a like a good guy.
Speaker 1: So Victoria, if you could swap lives with them cartoon
Speaker 1: character for a day. Who would you pick and why?
Speaker 6: My original thought was.
Speaker 4: Like tweety bird, more like bugs bunny or what's the
Speaker 4: Tasmanian devil?
Speaker 2: He just looked like he feels like he's just on
Speaker 2: one all the time. I mean, you're the human version.
Speaker 3: He's like going going, oh MANI moles many mouse.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she kind of looks like she.
Speaker 4: Has things put together, many miles, has her life together.
Speaker 3: All right, here we go thirty seconds. Answer as many
Speaker 3: questions as possible.
Speaker 1: If you don't know one, just say pass and you
Speaker 1: have to beat Laura outright to win, and Laura you
Speaker 1: can tell Victoria win to.
Speaker 9: Go ready, then go.
Speaker 2: Mount Everest lies on the border of Nepal. In which country?
Speaker 15: Oh?
Speaker 3: Pass?
Speaker 15: No?
Speaker 2: Which sport is also known as the Gentleman's game?
Speaker 17: Uh?
Speaker 20: Oh oh um?
Speaker 3: Bunker?
Speaker 2: In what country? Is it common to fine square watermelons?
Speaker 6: Huh, there's square watermelons.
Speaker 2: That's cool. I don't know who invented the telephone?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 3: Jewel Rush?
Speaker 2: Which US state is famous for its potatoes?
Speaker 7: Ohio?
Speaker 2: In what decade was the first Victoria's Secret Fashion show? Decade?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Uh, the nineties.
Speaker 3: That's a decade.
Speaker 1: Yeah, alright, let's send it over to the scoreboard and
Speaker 1: see how you guys did our normal scoreboard, our social
Speaker 1: media producer game. He isn't here today, so Nina has
Speaker 1: your score.
Speaker 11: No, I would to win?
Speaker 2: Okay, well I should said two thousand. Stay what's her
Speaker 2: name again, Laura? I'm sorry, Laura, My bad. Laura got
Speaker 2: one crush one question correct, Come on please. Victoria also
Speaker 2: got one. Oh, Laura, that means you broke her win streak.
Speaker 2: She almost made it to four.
Speaker 3: But it's I go see you. All you needed was
Speaker 3: one more correct answer and you would have got the four, Victoria.
Speaker 3: But congratulations, Laura, you did it.
Speaker 1: She broke the street and you got John Legend tickets
Speaker 1: just for playing too. Right, let's get the answers now
Speaker 1: with Nina.
Speaker 2: Mount Rice lies on the border of Nepal in China. Now,
Speaker 2: cricket is also known as the Gentleman's game. The gentleman
Speaker 2: is okay, cricket. Yeah, these square watermelons is really interesting.
Speaker 3: Though, looking I'm looking at a picture of them right now.
Speaker 2: I didn't know they existed. But in Japan they're grown
Speaker 2: in boxes so they can fit them better in fridges.
Speaker 2: That's a great ideas, so cool.
Speaker 4: Wait, is that like if you're growing it in a
Speaker 4: it can't get bigger than the box. Like was that
Speaker 4: kind of like technically like and it's shaped like the box.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they're square. It's really cool. It's really cool.
Speaker 2: Alexander Graham bell is who invented the telephone. Idaho is
Speaker 2: known for potatoes and the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show did
Speaker 2: start in the nineties, soay nineteen ninety five, So that
Speaker 2: was my right.
Speaker 3: Laura, thank you for playing dang it.
Speaker 17: Thanks you guys.
Speaker 1: One we let you were Victoria at the same time
Speaker 1: every single weekday morning. Remember if you want to play,
Speaker 1: just dm us at the Jewel Show or go to
Speaker 1: the Jubilshow dot com.
Speaker 21: What is it?
Speaker 6: VI Story's watermelons are so cool?
Speaker 3: Aren't they cool looking? We need to go on like
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Speaker 1: Avery is on the phone today for our first day
Speaker 1: follow up, and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Writers.
Speaker 1: So in a few minutes we'll call him and see
Speaker 1: if he'll tell us why he's ghostinger and maybe get
Speaker 1: her another date. But first, Avery, how long has it
Speaker 1: been since you heard from Writer?
Speaker 17: Yeah, so it's.
Speaker 14: Been about Oh gosh, it's it's been about two weeks
Speaker 14: since I've heard from him.
Speaker 20: We went on this really lovely date where we went biking,
Speaker 20: like actual.
Speaker 14: Biking, and we went to the park and down the
Speaker 14: trail and I was trying to play it cool. I
Speaker 14: was having a good time, but I got to be honest, y'all.
Speaker 14: I haven't ridden a bike since an eighth grade pe.
Speaker 11: So I definitely fell aw whit.
Speaker 15: You Okay?
Speaker 14: Oh yeah, I'm good.
Speaker 5: It may have even been three times.
Speaker 14: But the rider was so sweet.
Speaker 5: He was a total gentleman.
Speaker 7: He helped me up and he laughed with me.
Speaker 21: He laughed with me, not at me, and so.
Speaker 5: I thought he was super charming and that it was
Speaker 5: going well.
Speaker 14: We stopped for smoothies afterwards, we sat by the lake.
Speaker 14: We talked for like over an hour.
Speaker 5: It was so sweet.
Speaker 14: It was It's just one of those like unexpected connection moments.
Speaker 14: And he was so chill, like Writer is annoyingly attractive
Speaker 14: and confident and not cockey at the same time.
Speaker 5: And when I spoke, he just he listened.
Speaker 14: I like he actually listened to me talk about everything,
Speaker 14: including my my really weird little pottery side hustle.
Speaker 15: That I have.
Speaker 2: I love how excited we get when somebody listens to
Speaker 2: you know, we hear that a lot on these firstday
Speaker 2: follow ups, and I mean, I get it, but it's
Speaker 2: just it's similar things really that get us hooked.
Speaker 20: I know, I agree, and he he just made me
Speaker 20: feel really cool and safe and like I wasn't being
Speaker 20: judged even.
Speaker 14: When I crashed into that side.
Speaker 7: Oh no, I haven't had.
Speaker 14: That kind of connection in a very long time, so
Speaker 14: it felt spontaneous and easy and like not forced. And
Speaker 14: I'm not trying to plan our wedding or anything or
Speaker 14: rust anything, but I just want to know what happened.
Speaker 2: Yeah, do you know what could have happened? I mean,
Speaker 2: obviously it wasn't your falling because he stick was stuck
Speaker 2: around for a while after that, we don't know, but.
Speaker 3: Terrible.
Speaker 2: Did anything else happen?
Speaker 5: Yeah, guys, I don't know, but I.
Speaker 14: The one thing I could think of is that there
Speaker 14: was this one moment where I panicked when a squirrel
Speaker 14: ran across the path.
Speaker 17: And I don't I don't mean.
Speaker 5: Like a little panic, I full blown free to the
Speaker 5: f out.
Speaker 21: It was not my best moment, but I tried I
Speaker 21: play it off, and so I.
Speaker 14: Just screamed at the squirrel and was like, not today,
Speaker 14: little demon.
Speaker 9: Oh he laughed.
Speaker 5: He almost like he laughed.
Speaker 14: He seemed like he wasn't weirded out, you know, almost
Speaker 14: seemed like he was taking the joke with me. And
Speaker 14: you know, he didn't seem like, oh my gosh, this
Speaker 14: is a full grown adult woman having a meltdown over
Speaker 14: a squirrel on the bike path, so like it was
Speaker 14: a real meltdown, just like, ah, yeah, I was not
Speaker 14: expecting that squirrel.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you think maybe that's what might be the
Speaker 1: reason that you are getting ghosted, is just the reaction
Speaker 1: to the little demon squirrel.
Speaker 17: I that's gotta be it.
Speaker 14: Because nothing else happened, Everything else didn't so beautifully. I
Speaker 14: can't think of anything else that would have thrown at all.
Speaker 3: Well, Okay, also, we'll see if that is the reason.
Speaker 3: Hopefully a song come back and then call him and.
Speaker 1: See if this hells why he's ghosting you and beat
Speaker 1: you another day if you still want. Okay, okay, person,
Speaker 1: all right, because your first day follow up next if
Speaker 1: you're just joining us for today's first Day follow up.
Speaker 1: Avery is on the phone and she's getting ghosted by
Speaker 1: a dude named Writer. So we're about to call him
Speaker 1: and see if he will tell us why he's Ghostinger
Speaker 1: and maybe get her a second date if she still
Speaker 1: wants one. But first, Avery, remind us about your date
Speaker 1: real quick before.
Speaker 3: We call him.
Speaker 10: Sure.
Speaker 14: So, about two weeks ago, I had the most wonderful
Speaker 14: date with a guy named Rider.
Speaker 5: We went biking on a bike.
Speaker 17: Trail and it was so much fun.
Speaker 14: But it was my first time biking in many, many years,
Speaker 14: so I did follow a few times, but he helps
Speaker 14: me back up. And other than that, we got smoothie
Speaker 14: and we had a really great time with a lot
Speaker 14: of great talking. And I have not heard from him since.
Speaker 14: The only thing that I can think of that might
Speaker 14: have scared him off is when we were biking, a
Speaker 14: silly little squirrel ran out in front of me, and
Speaker 14: I freaked out because I I don't like rodent.
Speaker 4: But.
Speaker 20: That's all I can think of.
Speaker 14: I texted him the next day and I thanked him
Speaker 14: for a great date, and I sent him a picture
Speaker 14: of me smiling with a smoothie a few days later
Speaker 14: to be like oh ho. Look, we did smoothies, but
Speaker 14: I have gotten nothing back from him, so I'd.
Speaker 7: Love to see what he says.
Speaker 3: All right, are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 7: Let's do it.
Speaker 3: Okay, here we go.
Speaker 9: Hello.
Speaker 3: Hi, I'm as speak to writer please.
Speaker 11: Yeah, this is he.
Speaker 3: Hey writer, how are you? This is the Jubil Show.
Speaker 3: It's a radio show.
Speaker 2: Hi writer, I'm Nina.
Speaker 6: Hi, I'm Victorian.
Speaker 11: Oh hello, what's up?
Speaker 3: How are you have your end? My name is Double.
Speaker 3: By the way, have you ever listened to the Jubil Show.
Speaker 11: I think I have heard the show before. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Okay, well we're calling you today because one of our
Speaker 1: listeners actually emailed.
Speaker 3: Us about you.
Speaker 14: Oh wait, is this about Avery?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: Right away?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well we do a segment called the First Thing
Speaker 1: follow up on our show. Maybe you already knew that.
Speaker 1: I guess where if you go somebody and they don't
Speaker 1: know why, they can email us to get you on
Speaker 1: the phone and ask.
Speaker 3: So, yes, it is about Avery. Oh do you have
Speaker 3: a second tell us why you're ghostinger?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 11: I mean I figured this might come up eventually.
Speaker 2: Oh really, what happened?
Speaker 11: I mean she's beautiful, like dropped dead gorgeous, but she
Speaker 11: sent me this photo and it was her and like
Speaker 11: unicorn underwear holding a smoothie and doing this weak face.
Speaker 11: I just don't I don't know it was. It was
Speaker 11: really bizarre. I mean I opened it during line ship
Speaker 11: work and I almost choked on my tratilla chips.
Speaker 3: So you didn't like it?
Speaker 2: Really is the picture writer.
Speaker 7: Trying?
Speaker 11: It was like a six year old trying to be sexy,
Speaker 11: That's what it's like.
Speaker 7: It was creepy, Yeah, a little bit like to to.
Speaker 3: I don't know, it's not often you hear I dude
Speaker 3: say that with getting a picture like that?
Speaker 2: Never actually was it? Was it the unicories that made
Speaker 2: it that way or was it the whole thing?
Speaker 11: It was the whole thing, but yeah, the unicorns really
Speaker 11: pushed it over the edge.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, so that's the reason your ghostinger is
Speaker 1: she creeps you out with trying to send you a
Speaker 1: sexy picture.
Speaker 11: Yeah, and there was some other stuff too. It's like,
Speaker 11: so she calls her bed the snuggle headquarters.
Speaker 10: You don't like that.
Speaker 6: That's kind of cute.
Speaker 11: It's like elementary's cool. I mean she was also like sniffy,
Speaker 11: sipping her smoothie and being like hmm, you mean tippy.
Speaker 7: I love it, you know.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, okay, writer, thank you for being honest with
Speaker 1: us and tell us why you're ghostinger.
Speaker 3: Now I'll let you know that she's actually on the
Speaker 3: phone listing and wants to talk to you. Maybe a
Speaker 3: baby talking, I don't know.
Speaker 14: Wait, so you didn't like the unicors for real? Like
Speaker 14: those are sexy?
Speaker 9: Hey?
Speaker 11: Avery, Hi, Oh my god, I'm sorry.
Speaker 14: I didn't realize that being playful is like a deal
Speaker 14: breaker now.
Speaker 11: I mean, it's not that you're being playful, it's just like,
Speaker 11: I don't know, I barely knew you, and all of
Speaker 11: a sudden I'm looking at you and like Lisa frank
Speaker 11: Lingerie holding your smoothie. I mean, you kind of treated
Speaker 11: it like it was a mic drop moment or something.
Speaker 11: I don't know, it was weird.
Speaker 14: I was dropping a mic, a mic of joy and
Speaker 14: I love and body positivity, and I mean, come on,
Speaker 14: that could have been yours.
Speaker 11: I mean, look, you are totally a vibe and you're
Speaker 11: very beautiful. Just don't think I'm like your vibe. You know,
Speaker 11: I live in the real world. You seem to live
Speaker 11: in like a glitter dimension where like squirrels call ful
Speaker 11: met like these meltdowns and smoothies have feelings. I don't know,
Speaker 11: it's weird. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 14: Okay, well I should have mentioned that I have a
Speaker 14: sphere of rodents and squirrels are basically rodents, because I
Speaker 14: just I know, I was a little bit dramatic, but
Speaker 14: the freaked me out. Okay, And I don't know what
Speaker 14: you're talking about. SMOOTHI is definitely a feeling.
Speaker 11: What does that mean?
Speaker 14: Well, you clearly don't have feelings or have any understanding
Speaker 14: of fun in life. I didn't realize you were this serious.
Speaker 14: It's such a bummer.
Speaker 2: What does that mean?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 14: Were he said earlier that like the squirrels calls meltdowns,
Speaker 14: calls meltdowns, and smoothies don't have feelings, and I was
Speaker 14: just saying, whatever they do.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 11: It's a little much for me. It just feels like
Speaker 11: I'm really with like elementary school.
Speaker 7: Whoa writer?
Speaker 14: What would you like for a woman to send to you?
Speaker 14: You know, just a perfect portrait in business, casual, like
Speaker 14: totally covered.
Speaker 11: I don't know, maybe like regular lingerie without like unicorns
Speaker 11: and glitterates.
Speaker 9: I don't know.
Speaker 14: Okay, Well, I guess I'll just find somebody who doesn't
Speaker 14: have emotional panic when they see sparkles.
Speaker 3: What, well, writer, would you like another day with Avery?
Speaker 3: Will pay for it?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 11: No, I think I'm good. She's one of a kind,
Speaker 11: but I think we live on different planets.
Speaker 5: Well, that's totally fine.
Speaker 14: You can have fun with a woman who likes to
Speaker 14: role play like they're in business meetings or church or
Speaker 14: court or something boring like you.
Speaker 11: Wow, look you can tell the smoothie.
Speaker 7: I said.
Speaker 11: Sorry, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 14: Well, you're the one who's gonna be sorry when you're
Speaker 14: bored and you're wishing for unicorns or you're wishing for
Speaker 14: something fun and sparkly because your next date is with
Speaker 14: a girl that's totally bage.
Speaker 1: Laughing Jules first day follow up, It's time for Nina's
Speaker 1: what's trending?
Speaker 2: How would you like to have a little twenty twin
Speaker 2: twin like somebody that looks exactly like you, talks like you,
Speaker 2: things like you, everything, like a real twin twin oh one?
Speaker 3: When I was younger, maybe yeah, maybe younger maybe now
Speaker 3: probably not, but younger I believe for sure, because then
Speaker 3: you can do you know, you can fool people, and
Speaker 3: things like that make their.
Speaker 6: Tests or like y versa.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean that still could happen, but if you
Speaker 2: wanted it now, I'll tell you how that could be reality.
Speaker 2: Absolutely not like a twenty twin twin. We're not just
Speaker 2: making that up out of nowhere. Well it's not out
Speaker 2: of nowhere. I'll tell you where it's coming from in
Speaker 2: just a second. But first, this is really cool. Remember
Speaker 2: Chadwick Boseman, Black Panther actor, Yeah he passed, Yes he did, Yeah,
Speaker 2: he did pass. But he is posthumously receiving a star
Speaker 2: on the Hollywood Walker of Fame. On November twentieth, he
Speaker 2: will be receiving his star, His widow will be the
Speaker 2: one there to actually accept the award, and director Ryan
Speaker 2: Coogler and actress Viola Davis are going to be scheduled
Speaker 2: to speak at the event to honor him. A cool Yeah,
Speaker 2: I love, She's amazing. Yeah, something else you might love.
Speaker 2: If you're a fan of Friends or know anything about
Speaker 2: Friends and the Central Perk coffee House, it's coming. So
Speaker 2: they've had, you know, those experiences travel all around the country,
Speaker 2: but now there is going to be not an experience,
Speaker 2: an actual coffee house posted up in Times Square in
Speaker 2: New York, city wide Times Square. I feel like it's
Speaker 2: so such a busy area, but because it's a tourist trap,
Speaker 2: so why not put it in the heart of the
Speaker 2: tourist traps that's opening you can go to.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's open, so crowded to.
Speaker 2: Go to a you're probably gonna wait for a while
Speaker 2: because it opens on December fifth, So maybe December fifth,
Speaker 2: twenty twenty nine.
Speaker 3: It might be cool.
Speaker 2: I could get in there and check it out. But
Speaker 2: they do plan on having a lot of friends nostalgia
Speaker 2: in there, but it's going to be a little bit different.
Speaker 2: It's reimagined, but it's still Central Perk coffee house.
Speaker 6: That sounds very fun.
Speaker 4: But when I think of that coffee house and I
Speaker 4: didn't fully watch like all the seasons of Friends. Yeah,
Speaker 4: but I think about it, I think of like a cute,
Speaker 4: chill coffee house you can.
Speaker 2: Go, do work, hang out, talk with your friends.
Speaker 4: That sounds like putting it in Central Wait, putting it
Speaker 4: in Times Square sounds like a madhouse.
Speaker 2: Sounds like a lot of people with.
Speaker 4: Their phones out with they're not talking to anyone, barely
Speaker 4: buying coffee.
Speaker 2: Yeah, who cares. It's instagrammable and these people are going
Speaker 2: to be making all the money off of it. I guess,
Speaker 2: so that's why you're bad. They're doing it.
Speaker 3: They're getting their bag.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean just to even be able to afford
Speaker 2: any real estate in Times Square, they need to get
Speaker 2: their bag to be able to stay in the business.
Speaker 3: True.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well you could send your twin to go stand
Speaker 2: in line for you, and then you could just like
Speaker 2: swap please big good thing for four. Right, you can
Speaker 2: have a twenty for a lot of things. I don't
Speaker 2: feel good go to work for me, like Friday. So
Speaker 2: I don't know if you guys ever saw the show
Speaker 2: Black Mirror. There's one episode I happened to see and
Speaker 2: it happens to be what this is. And we've talked
Speaker 2: about it kind of before, But there's a company that
Speaker 2: just raised ten million dollars to create digital AI copies
Speaker 2: of people, so they'll be able to create someone or
Speaker 2: an AI version of a person that looks like you,
Speaker 2: sounds like you, thinks like you.
Speaker 4: Wait, we raised ten million dollars to go into AI
Speaker 4: to create a duplicate of someone else, Right, we don't
Speaker 4: want to put that money towards curing cancer or something.
Speaker 2: Say it louder, say it louder Bro, Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 3: I wonder what everything else has been figured out.
Speaker 2: It's fine, a duple of ourselves, but you don't have
Speaker 2: to freeze your head. You have a duplicate of yourself
Speaker 2: in your head, doesn't have to get for over anymore.
Speaker 2: You know, you can rest in peace and your duplicate.
Speaker 2: You can just go ahead and run around. Have you
Speaker 2: live your life and you die like you don't need
Speaker 2: a freeze.
Speaker 15: Maybe not?
Speaker 3: You know, if you could create another one of yourself
Speaker 3: and AI and man, maybe you could live forever.
Speaker 2: Bro, It is wild. I do wonder what the motivation is, Like,
Speaker 2: I would really like to talk to the person that
Speaker 2: like came up with all of this and plans on
Speaker 2: creating it, Like why right? They have to have a
Speaker 2: better reason than just I want another met Yeah right,
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 3: Maybe not. There are some people that are like that,
Speaker 3: you know, They're just like there needs to be many
Speaker 3: more of me all around for people to enjoy. And
Speaker 3: I need to be able to last forever because this
Speaker 3: world is always going to need me. I'm just I'm
Speaker 3: which is dope.
Speaker 1: Everybody should feel that way about themselves. Feel very confident
Speaker 1: and you are important and everybody's different and all that
Speaker 1: kind of stuff. But honestly, like I think if I'm
Speaker 1: not here, time will go on, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Like it's all good.
Speaker 6: You like a different like another place.
Speaker 1: Another one kind of like that, you know, but like
Speaker 1: I'm never letting, like you know what, this world is
Speaker 1: never gonna want to be without this smile.
Speaker 6: I mean technology or anything like that.
Speaker 3: But I just would want to read or like people
Speaker 3: who are super narcissic just in there and talk to
Speaker 3: themselves in they all day, like how are you man?
Speaker 3: You're great? I know I'm great too, both.
Speaker 4: Are you?
Speaker 8: Do?
Speaker 3: I love you too?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I know that's uncomfortable, but that is what's trending why
Speaker 3: I kind of want one though.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 7: See Jules dirty little secret?
Speaker 3: Hello, Hi, Hey, you have a secret?
Speaker 15: I do?
Speaker 3: Sweet?
Speaker 15: What is it? So?
Speaker 16: I stole one thousand dollars from my boyfriend when I
Speaker 16: found out he was cheating on me.
Speaker 3: Whoa, that's all you had?
Speaker 5: Well, he didn't have that big of a bank balance,
Speaker 5: so I kind of, you know.
Speaker 3: Did what I could. Does he know that you stole
Speaker 3: it from him?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: How'd you pull that off?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 16: We a couple of weeks ago we went out with
Speaker 16: his buddies and he don't even just tell like, there's
Speaker 16: this bartender and she just like the minute we walked in,
Speaker 16: like I just got an energy from her, and she
Speaker 16: was kind of like glaring at him, and then she
Speaker 16: kept trying to.
Speaker 5: Make eye contact with me. And he was having his friends.
Speaker 16: Like normally he's like the guy who goes up and
Speaker 16: orders for everybody, but he was having his friend's orders.
Speaker 21: So I was like, something's off, Like I just I
Speaker 21: just could tell. And you know, we were like he's friend,
Speaker 21: he's friends.
Speaker 16: When they go out, they get like really like messy drunk,
Speaker 16: you know, like they barely remember the night, and like
Speaker 16: at some point, like everybody's partying, they're having a good time,
Speaker 16: he's getting super drunk. He seems to like forget that
Speaker 16: she's there or whatever, and so I just go up
Speaker 16: to her and listen, I've been drinking too, and I
Speaker 16: like felt, you know, brazen, I guess, And I just
Speaker 16: went up to her and I locked eyes and I said,
Speaker 16: lead said when, yeah, when did it happen?
Speaker 11: Because I just.
Speaker 5: Knew, you know, and she knew exactly what, oh you know,
Speaker 5: and then.
Speaker 16: Yeah, and then she's like it was a couple of
Speaker 16: weeks ago, and I was like, okay, dating two years.
Speaker 3: Oh I'm sorry, so sorry.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So you know, in my head, I'm like, okay, how
Speaker 5: many times has this happened? Like over like I didn't
Speaker 5: really get into.
Speaker 9: It with her?
Speaker 5: Like how many times? Like I just I didn't and
Speaker 5: we're in public, you know. I didn't want to end
Speaker 5: in front of his front, like.
Speaker 21: I didn't want to do it like that.
Speaker 5: So I told him I was tired.
Speaker 16: I was taken off and before I left, he had
Speaker 16: his wallet in his like jacket pocket and he had
Speaker 16: his jacket on the back of the chair. So I
Speaker 16: took his wallet and there's like an ATM nearby for
Speaker 16: his bank, and I just took out a thousand dollars
Speaker 16: and then I went home.
Speaker 3: All right, And if you not talked to him since
Speaker 3: have is?
Speaker 6: He not questioned it?
Speaker 16: Well, So the next day, like he calls me and
Speaker 16: he's like, oh my gosh, we got so wasted last night.
Speaker 16: And he's like, I can't find my wallet. He's like,
Speaker 16: I'm worried something happened. He told me that he had
Speaker 16: a large transaction like bank notification, and so I was like, oh,
Speaker 16: do you remember, like, I'm like, you were feeling real
Speaker 16: generous and you went to the ATM and you took
Speaker 16: out one thousand dollars and.
Speaker 5: You bought everybody's drinks. And I was like, so then
Speaker 5: when I left, I took your wallet so that you
Speaker 5: wouldn't make any other drunk mistakes.
Speaker 14: And the Yeah, I waited a couple.
Speaker 16: Of days because I didn't want it to be super suspicious,
Speaker 16: but yeah, I waited a couple days, and I like
Speaker 16: the stuff he had in my place.
Speaker 5: I just like boxed it all up through the wallet
Speaker 5: in the box, left.
Speaker 21: It on his door and was like, you've been hummy, you.
Speaker 2: Were done well solid.
Speaker 3: Thank you for telling us your dirty little secret quick.
Speaker 2: Thank can no kidding?
Speaker 5: I feel better, I like, get that off my chest.
Speaker 9: What's your dirty little secret,