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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson with one eight hundred duy away. Not

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Speaker 1: Getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,

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Speaker 1: but if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away. The twenties. Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: is this Jesse speaking? Hey Jesse. My name is Seth

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Speaker 1: McElroy and a friend of mine named Robin referred me

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Speaker 1: to speak to you. She said that you're a fantastic

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Speaker 1: couple's counselor and honestly I could really use some of

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Speaker 1: that my life right now. So, oh yeah, so Robin

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Speaker 1: referred you to me. Yeah, okay, yeah, oh yeah, that's great. Um, well,

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Speaker 1: what what do you think you're going to be needing

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Speaker 1: help with? Well, you know, I don't want to take

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Speaker 1: up too much of your time on the phone, but

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Speaker 1: my wife has kind of developed quite a temper and

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Speaker 1: it is really kind of being extremely selfish. So I'd

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Speaker 1: like to book an appointment for both of us to

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Speaker 1: come in and try to work things out with you. Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean I've been doing this for a long time.

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure if Roban told you, but I guess

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Speaker 1: we could just figure out when we would be a

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Speaker 1: good time for you guys to come in. Does that

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Speaker 1: sound good? Yeah, that sounds good. Okay. Well, I have

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Speaker 1: my calendar here, okay, and I'm looking like, how about

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Speaker 1: next week Tuesday? Maybe? Are you asking or telling me? No,

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Speaker 1: I'm asking you if Tuesday okay? Because for a second

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Speaker 1: I thought you were trying to manipulate me into picking Tuesday.

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Speaker 1: And I won't be manipulated, like I said I was.

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Speaker 1: I opened my calendar and I looked and next Tuesday? Okay,

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Speaker 1: Well next availability at You know, I would think in

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Speaker 1: this scenario you would ask me a specific date that

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Speaker 1: works for me. It just seems sort of selfish for

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Speaker 1: you to throw out a date in time that only

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Speaker 1: works for you. I didn't say that. I said, does

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Speaker 1: that day at eleven work for you? Okay? So now

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Speaker 1: you're playing the blame game. We're playing the blame game

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Speaker 1: right What's going on right now? Steth? I'm kind of

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Speaker 1: disturbed because I call up to book a simple couple's

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Speaker 1: counseling session and you go crazy on me and turn

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Speaker 1: into a total control freak with your schedule and you're

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Speaker 1: not even worried about my needs at all. I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to speak with you about this very calmly, but I

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Speaker 1: want to pick the time and I want to pick

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Speaker 1: the day. What do you hear that voice saying those things?

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Speaker 1: That's the child inside of me that you're not listening to. Okay,

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Speaker 1: and now you're laughing at him. Okay, I guess that

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Speaker 1: child isn't allowed to talk to the big bad couple's

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Speaker 1: counselor because you know what might happen if he does,

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Speaker 1: He's gonna get a verbal spanking. And you just want

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Speaker 1: to verbally spank my child, Steth. No one wants to

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Speaker 1: spank you, nobody just you haven't even seen me. I

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Speaker 1: know you might want to spank me. Okay, Okay, this

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Speaker 1: is getting a little out of control. I agree, And

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Speaker 1: I don't understand why you're yelling at me and why

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Speaker 1: we can't just schedule a time yelling at you, I've

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Speaker 1: never yelled at you one. It's all about you, isn't it.

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Speaker 1: So you want to do couple's counseling because you think

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Speaker 1: that your wife is being selfish, yes, controlling and has

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Speaker 1: a temper and yell absolutely WHOA, she only cares about herself,

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Speaker 1: She's selfish and she has quite a temper. I'm just

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Speaker 1: absorbing the reality of situation. Here's Yeah, the reality is

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Speaker 1: she's out of control and I just want to book

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Speaker 1: a day with you, and you're being just selfish like her.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if we're good. Stop yelling at me.

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Speaker 1: That's I'm about to say something to you that might

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Speaker 1: make you feel uncomfortable. Okay, I'm all ears. I really

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Speaker 1: think you need to take a look at yourself in

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Speaker 1: this situation. Did you just asked me to get naked? Okay,

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Speaker 1: So I think we're done now. And could you tell

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Speaker 1: Robin thanks a lot for passing my information onto you.

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Speaker 1: Oh sure, yeah, I can absolutely tell her that. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: we can work it out though. Good luck on your

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Speaker 1: future endeavors. Yes, thank you, And yeah, I do want

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Speaker 1: to suggest that you do see somebody and because you

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Speaker 1: seem to have a lot going on right now, but

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Speaker 1: I just definitely do not think we're the right fitch,

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Speaker 1: And You're right, I do have a lot going on

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Speaker 1: right now, including this prank phone call that I'm doing

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Speaker 1: on you, and maybe that stressed me out a little bit.

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Speaker 1: Oh yes, I'm doing a prank phone call on you.

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Speaker 1: Because this is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in

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Speaker 1: the morning doing a phone tap on you and your

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Speaker 1: friend Robin set you up. Oh my god, it's a joke.

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Speaker 1: She says that you, thank God, never have enough fun

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Speaker 1: during work hours. So, oh my gosh. Yeah, that was

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Speaker 1: pretty over the top crazy. So and I'm not even

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Speaker 1: allowed to use Yeah, it was pretty Yeah, the way

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Speaker 1: that you went off on me, Yeah, it didn't I anyway,

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Speaker 1: It's right at you. You did, and that was very unprofessional.

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Speaker 1: I think I'm sorry. Yeah, I might tempered crazy. Wake

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Speaker 1: up every morning with jubilas weekday mornings of the twenties

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Speaker 1: two point five. You say you love me, are saying

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Speaker 1: you crazy. We're nothing bother them friends. You're not my love,

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Speaker 1: but more like a brought the annoyances we were lighting. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: don't mend it up, fucking eddies. Oh no, gonna push

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Speaker 1: me away. That's it. When you say you love me,

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Speaker 1: that made me crazy. He dog again. Don't go looking

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Speaker 1: me with that look in your eye. Ain't gonna nowhere

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Speaker 1: without a five. You can't be