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Speaker 1: Hey everyone, Sean and Hayes will be at Vulturefest in

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Speaker 1: LA this Sunday with Titus Welliver aka Bosh. That's right,

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Speaker 1: Bosh meets Bosh this Sunday, November fourteenth at eleven fifteen am.

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Speaker 1: Check out this headline from Vulturefest. Hollywood Handbook dives into

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Speaker 1: Hollywood homicide with Bosh, a coming together of two LA institutions.

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Speaker 1: I got the freaking goosebumps King. This is going to

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Speaker 1: be amazing. The ticket links are in the description. See

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Speaker 1: you there Sunday, November fourteenth.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Ben, and whenever you're ready, just take us in.

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Speaker 3: Okay. Oh, I'm actually like.

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Speaker 2: You gotta do the This is the thing. Hayes and

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Speaker 2: I we switch off every week. Who does uh so Michelle?

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Speaker 2: So you know. So the way the show normally starts

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Speaker 2: is one of us is finishing a funny little story

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Speaker 2: from our week. Sometimes there about us doing something fantastical,

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Speaker 2: or there about us like with our famous friends. It's

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Speaker 2: kind of a name droppy thing, some activity. But you know,

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Speaker 2: I've done it the past couple of weeks, and so

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Speaker 2: it's Hayes's turn. Of course, Hayes is not here. We

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Speaker 2: have possible guest host Ben Rogers, and so you just

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Speaker 2: and Kevin if you want to start the song again.

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Speaker 2: Actually we usually start it during the song. It'll be quick,

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Speaker 2: and then we'll bring you in Michelle as soon as

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Speaker 2: Ben tells kind of a funny little anecdote to like

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Speaker 2: flight the mood and get the show off on the

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like this is a bad one to

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Speaker 3: switch off on im. I wasn't even aware I was

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Speaker 3: going to be guessed a hosting possibility. I thought I

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Speaker 3: was just coming in and doing a quick bit or two.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I'm happy to you're promoted, you know what

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Speaker 3: I mean. So this is good news for you. As

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Speaker 3: I say, pressure makes diamonds. So what we'll do is,

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Speaker 3: Kevin will start the song again.

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Speaker 2: You'll launch right into you just a funny, whimsical story

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Speaker 2: that makes the guest comfortable, that makes us look good,

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Speaker 2: and then you know it'll they always kind of end

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Speaker 2: in a very natural, fun funny way. Okay, and then

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Speaker 2: and then we get into the show. It sets the

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Speaker 2: show up for success.

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Speaker 3: Okay, that's good. Honestly, I need this. So I bought

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Speaker 3: a puzzle. It's like it's big, it's three thousand pieces

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Speaker 3: and I've been working on this bad Boy all weekend.

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Speaker 2: Ben, do you listen to the show at all. I

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Speaker 2: haven't in a while. Okay. I did a puzzle thing

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Speaker 2: very recently, so we try not to do it. We

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Speaker 2: try not to steal each other's stuff, like step on

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Speaker 2: each other's ideas. Oh okay, because all right, you know,

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Speaker 2: just I did a puzzle thing. It actually went over awesome.

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Speaker 2: It was really funny. Michelle, did you hear that one

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Speaker 2: the puzzle?

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Speaker 4: What?

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Speaker 2: No, you didn't got saving it up? I do that

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Speaker 2: sometimes where I save it up for like, and you're

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Speaker 2: on tour now, so you probably got you know, certain

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Speaker 2: that'll fly by if I save this great puzzle story

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Speaker 2: that Sean told on the episode with and who knows

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Speaker 2: what guest it was, whether it was the try Guys

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Speaker 2: or one of these other guests we've had. But okay,

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Speaker 2: so you haven't heard it either, Michelle. Okay, So Ben

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Speaker 2: it's kind of like she's like the big deal for this.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I mean I'll just speed right to the end.

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Speaker 3: And this is straight rip from the headlines. I mean,

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Speaker 3: this really happened. I finished this thing and I'm missing

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Speaker 3: open my room. Bah, it's in there and it's completed. Anyway,

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Speaker 2: And now Ben will just welcome us all the Hollywood Handbook.

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Speaker 2: And you, of course know the famous catchphrase from the show,

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Speaker 2: I have no idea. I don't know, man. If this

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Speaker 2: is what we do, we back each other up, and

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Speaker 2: I'm not sure I know it either. Hayes usually says,

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Speaker 2: but okay, what up? Welcome to Hollywood Handbook, an insider's

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Speaker 2: guide to kicking button dropping names in the red carpet

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Speaker 2: lineback hallways of this industry we call showbiz. Such a

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Speaker 2: great show. Today we have an amazing guest, Michelle's Honor.

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Speaker 2: She's on tour with her band Japanese Breakfast. She had

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Speaker 2: this memoir come out this year. Crying in h Mart

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Speaker 2: Jeff Kevin said it's the best book he's read all year,

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Speaker 2: and maybe even longer than that. And it started an

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Speaker 2: enormous feud with friends and guests of the show. Here

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Speaker 2: to squash the beef, We've got Michelle, Michelle, how are

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Speaker 2: you feeling good? Yes, that's exactly what we wanted. And

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Speaker 2: we have Ben. He's never guest hosted. We've never had

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Speaker 2: His life is picking up. He's got a lot of

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Speaker 2: you seen any these fast movies, Fast, Furious, Fat and

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Speaker 2: all that stuff. Yes, Okay, Hayes is he's making the

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Speaker 2: cars now for those Oh sick. Yeah, it's fucking sick, dude.

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Speaker 2: He put like fires on them and stuff because they're

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Speaker 2: wouldn't tell me exactly what he went, but he said

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Speaker 2: big deal. We might need something. Yeah that I guess

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Speaker 2: that too. I said, maybe they drive through the finale

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Speaker 2: of Lost, Like would that be sick? Like when everyone's

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Speaker 2: get on the bus from Purgatory to go to Heaven.

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Speaker 3: And they can do that now, I mean, the technology's there.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if you guys saw the Irishmen, but

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Speaker 2: Yes, I saw The Irishman, very famous episode of our

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Speaker 2: Irishman when they went to Lost. You know, we obviously

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Speaker 2: were honored to have you. We love that you're a

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Speaker 2: guest here. Also we have some housekeeping, which is we

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Speaker 2: got to see if Ben would make a good guest

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Speaker 3: And I'm open to all notes anything, you know, good, bad,

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Speaker 5: You didn't even know that you were offered.

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Speaker 2: I didn't know. I didn't.

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Speaker 3: But now that it's on the table, I am realizing

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Speaker 3: how much stuff I'm in big trouble. Michelle and I

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Speaker 5: Your house looks pretty nice.

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Speaker 2: It's too nice. It's too nice. And the things a

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Speaker 3: And I'm I'm you know, Kevin Feigey guy has it

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Speaker 2: Of Yeah, And so I know you haven't really listened

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Speaker 2: Like it's like just it's just not nice. So I'll

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Speaker 2: there any kind of rant you want to upload out us? Michelle?

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Speaker 2: What really burnt your beans this week? Bad customer service

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Speaker 5: We had I flew to Austin from New York and

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Speaker 2: So then hey, everybody, you're mildly in danger.

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Speaker 3: Like being afraid of like water or something like that,

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Speaker 2: Something more common. Yeah, but if you're afraid of snakes,

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Speaker 2: I feel like you can lead so much of your

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Speaker 2: But if you're afraid of being hungry, that is coming

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a real fear.

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Speaker 2: It's gonna happen for me basically every single day.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I do that thing where like I'm definitely not

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Speaker 5: But justin CA? I mean, who wants it? Turkey burger? Period.

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Speaker 3: Honestly, I'm sorry I have such a bad flight experience.

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Speaker 5: That I think that turkey burgers and podcasts are like

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Speaker 2: There's another podcast called dough Boys. There's sort of a

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Speaker 5: I have not. In their face, I'm only here because

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Speaker 2: Helly good good what so what other podcasts have you

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Speaker 5: but that's about it. I did enjoy the what's it

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Speaker 3: Well, I mean that's something you and I agree with.

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Speaker 5: I don't be a podcast host.

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Speaker 3: This is a great question. It's something I probably should

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Speaker 5: Hang on a podcast, a podcast guest.

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Speaker 2: Hopefully, now you're listening, Now you're trying, Now you're trying

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: You're sitting here with three other musicians. Ben just just

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Speaker 2: We made some songs. So I'm curious, because you buy

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Speaker 2: would you, from a professional musician perspective, want to hear

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Speaker 2: Here you are, you're on our podcast? Do we get

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Speaker 2: to check that out? Chure, Yes, I can't believe how

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Speaker 4: I guess it's time to put my cards on the table.

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Speaker 2: You shed in my heart like a ship in.

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Speaker 4: Label, feeling invisible moving through a crowd. I don't even

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Speaker 2: When stop, Kevin, I think I should explain something about

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Speaker 2: The gray man is able to move undetected through a

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Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, we probably should have explained it before we

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Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't know. I think starting stopping,

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Speaker 2: Was it because it's so good?

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Speaker 4: On the lights. Things have gone from color to a

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Speaker 2: When you walk.

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Speaker 6: Away, you turn my whole grain. I don't know what

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Speaker 4: Change my haircut that I know you never liked. It's

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Speaker 3: That's what you do, right, Yeah, like pretend we're on

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Speaker 2: Yeah, let's blow this fucking thing to bits.

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Speaker 5: So who who did the Did Ben do the arrangement?

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Speaker 2: So Engineer Brett wasn't able to be here with us today,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he's actually talented and knows what he's doing. Our

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Speaker 2: Good lyrics, the lyrics as well.

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Speaker 5: Did Ben contribute lyrics?

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Speaker 2: Well, Ben has his own song. If you think you're

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Speaker 2: news for you. There's another one. Ben was actually able

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Speaker 3: Yes, it's cool to discover new music.

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Speaker 5: And when men play their music for me.

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Speaker 2: That's I assume that would be something you would like,

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Speaker 2: because so often I feel like a little boy, and

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Speaker 5: Not so young.

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Speaker 5: Right, gray graying man.

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Speaker 2: Mm hm. And so I guess maybe let's hear some

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Speaker 5: Which one you want one I like more? Okay, great,

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Speaker 5: and whoever wins it is the podcast host.

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Speaker 2: Oh mykay, high stakes for me?

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Speaker 1: Any sat up or sould we just jump right in?

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Speaker 3: You know, why don't we do the same thing. Let's

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Speaker 5: You're all locked and you won't.

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Speaker 3: To be free?

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Speaker 4: Got chick?

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Speaker 5: Sure send me who you thought was your friend? Wasn't lie?

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Speaker 5: But it is no sugar.

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Speaker 3: Okay, why don't we Why don't we stop?

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Speaker 2: There? Spot to stop?

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Speaker 3: And you know what a sugar glider is? Maybe it's

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Speaker 5: I don't know, I've never heard of that before. But

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Speaker 5: Here, guys are like fixations are very different than mine.

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Speaker 5: We must have like very different algorithms.

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Speaker 3: is all over the place. It's but right now it's

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00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:25,280
Speaker 3: probably pretty sugar glider heavy, especially after coming up with

441
00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:30,080
Speaker 3: the lyrics to this with Brett So in the song

442
00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:36,400
Speaker 3: A Guy's a guy thinks a sugar glider his pet

443
00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:40,000
Speaker 3: sugar glider is an actual animal, when in reality it's

444
00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:42,680
Speaker 3: a criminal hiding.

445
00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:46,640
Speaker 2: As a sugar glider, and that and that criminal harboring

446
00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:49,120
Speaker 2: that fugitive who he thought was an exotic animal has

447
00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:52,240
Speaker 2: led to him being arrested by Innerpol and secured in

448
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:53,119
Speaker 2: a Russian prison.

449
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:57,119
Speaker 3: So it's kind of relatable and I feel like anybody

450
00:24:57,160 --> 00:25:00,720
Speaker 3: can get behind it and having a similar experience.

451
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,720
Speaker 2: So I guess we'll hear like two more lines of

452
00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:05,360
Speaker 2: the song then we'll just talk about both of them.

453
00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:08,520
Speaker 3: O great, DOOKI yo face.

454
00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:10,240
Speaker 5: Photo.

455
00:25:10,359 --> 00:25:17,199
Speaker 4: Scott's to kill Kidney and your car.

456
00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:19,240
Speaker 3: I thought he was cute.

457
00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:21,080
Speaker 2: He's a Russian, so.

458
00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:27,440
Speaker 4: He hain't no?

459
00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:30,320
Speaker 2: All right cool?

460
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:33,120
Speaker 3: Okay, why we stop there, Kevin, So let's.

461
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:39,200
Speaker 2: Stop there so you know, tell me first reaction scale

462
00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:41,160
Speaker 2: one to ten the first song.

463
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:43,520
Speaker 5: Both both songs are tense.

464
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:46,359
Speaker 2: Both are tense. Okay, I knew it.

465
00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:50,520
Speaker 3: I I will say we talked about it before we

466
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:54,240
Speaker 3: uh we recorded today. Sean was like, I think, like

467
00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:56,720
Speaker 3: we're gonna play the songs, they're probably gonna be both

468
00:25:56,760 --> 00:26:00,280
Speaker 3: tens and no way. So he did call that, and

469
00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:01,640
Speaker 3: it's fair and you were right.

470
00:26:02,359 --> 00:26:04,840
Speaker 2: Hey, And you know, I never want to be right

471
00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:07,480
Speaker 2: at your expense, and part of what pikes ourt dynamic

472
00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:09,800
Speaker 2: work is that we lift each other up and support

473
00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:12,399
Speaker 2: each other. But this is one where I'm happy to

474
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:16,480
Speaker 2: take the win because she's actually celebrating your artistic achievement

475
00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:20,360
Speaker 2: as well. You said something that was interesting to me, Michelle,

476
00:26:20,359 --> 00:26:23,680
Speaker 2: which is that our fixations are different from yours. Can

477
00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:28,000
Speaker 2: I hear about some of your fixations?

478
00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:31,359
Speaker 5: I have been into the Brontes lately.

479
00:26:32,359 --> 00:26:35,400
Speaker 2: The Brontes, Yeah, all three of them.

480
00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:38,119
Speaker 5: Yeah. I actually was doing a crossroad the other day

481
00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:41,639
Speaker 5: and it was a combo clue was Michelle.

482
00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:44,440
Speaker 2: I was doing the same cross.

483
00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:48,840
Speaker 5: Where Yeah, it's funny because I'm reading Jane Eyre right now,

484
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:51,240
Speaker 5: and it was like it was like trilogy of like

485
00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:54,520
Speaker 5: women writers or I don't remember what the clue was,

486
00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:58,520
Speaker 5: but I had just been reading about the Brontes and

487
00:27:01,359 --> 00:27:03,480
Speaker 5: told you you have the same fixation.

488
00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:10,520
Speaker 2: I played Brocklehurst. What, Yeah, that's right. I played Brocklehurst

489
00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:13,120
Speaker 2: the stage production of Jane Air.

490
00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:14,240
Speaker 1: Oh, I don't know.

491
00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:19,560
Speaker 2: I guess he's the damn headmaster. So we're obsessed with Janeair,

492
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:22,520
Speaker 2: but we don't know Brocklehurst.

493
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:26,240
Speaker 5: I forgot about broc I'm in like act too busted.

494
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:33,800
Speaker 3: I'm more of a spelling Bee guy myself. Okay, you

495
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:35,320
Speaker 3: guys ever do the spelling Bee?

496
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,760
Speaker 2: I was two words shy at Queen Bee the other day,

497
00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:42,439
Speaker 2: kicking myself one of them I should have gotten the

498
00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:45,639
Speaker 2: other one. I was like, huh, that's a word. You

499
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:47,280
Speaker 2: ever do the spelling b Michelle.

500
00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:51,000
Speaker 5: I have some tour mates that I think do that,

501
00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:54,399
Speaker 5: but I haven't a none on this app. It's an

502
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:55,160
Speaker 5: app right.

503
00:27:55,359 --> 00:27:58,200
Speaker 2: A New York Times. It's in the same Crosser Puzzle app.

504
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:01,199
Speaker 2: Oh really, it's in the damn app. You back out

505
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:03,960
Speaker 2: across the puzzle. I got Crosser Puzzle, the Daily Mini,

506
00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:06,240
Speaker 2: and right below that the spelling Bee.

507
00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:06,879
Speaker 5: Oh cool.

508
00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:11,160
Speaker 3: You know what, don't don't get into it because it

509
00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:14,760
Speaker 3: takes it takes over your life and it's too much.

510
00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:15,879
Speaker 2: It's an obsession.

511
00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:20,720
Speaker 3: If you get every word, I mean, you max out

512
00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:22,080
Speaker 3: at a genius.

513
00:28:22,119 --> 00:28:24,400
Speaker 2: Genius is Genius is the level, and if you don't

514
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:27,160
Speaker 2: get to genius, your whole day is ruined. And if

515
00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:29,720
Speaker 2: you do get to genius, you go I think I

516
00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:30,720
Speaker 2: could get Queen Bee.

517
00:28:31,119 --> 00:28:33,960
Speaker 3: So if you go beyond genius and get every word

518
00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:37,159
Speaker 3: that's possible, they give you a status called queen Bee,

519
00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:39,400
Speaker 3: which every once in a while see somebody take a

520
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:42,120
Speaker 3: screen grab of it and like post it on Instagram

521
00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:44,960
Speaker 3: or something. Now, I am not good at spelling. I've

522
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:48,600
Speaker 3: never gotten queen Bee. I've gotten close a couple of times,

523
00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:52,520
Speaker 3: but even that was a bit of a stretch. Someday

524
00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:54,200
Speaker 3: maybe I'll keep my fingers crossed.

525
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:56,360
Speaker 2: How's your spelling? How's your spelling?

526
00:28:56,800 --> 00:29:00,600
Speaker 5: I think my spelling is pretty dece I don't know

527
00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:04,720
Speaker 5: if I, like really am too interested in doubling down

528
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:05,840
Speaker 5: on my spelling.

529
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:09,360
Speaker 2: But yeah, and and crossword wise, what kind of times

530
00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:10,160
Speaker 2: are we looking at?

531
00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:13,120
Speaker 5: I have to be honest, I don't do the crossword

532
00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:15,760
Speaker 5: too regularly anymore. I was more into it a couple

533
00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:18,240
Speaker 5: of years ago, but now my my husband does it,

534
00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:21,080
Speaker 5: and I'll if he's like having trouble, then I'll help him.

535
00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:23,560
Speaker 5: My drummer is really good at it. But yeah, my

536
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:26,600
Speaker 5: most of my like app focus is on.

537
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:29,040
Speaker 2: For a number on the time, Okay.

538
00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:32,520
Speaker 5: A number on the top. I don't know, Like it

539
00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:35,480
Speaker 5: depends on the day, sure does.

540
00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:38,360
Speaker 3: But let's say it's a good day, let's it go.

541
00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:40,200
Speaker 2: But it depends which day of the week.

542
00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:42,520
Speaker 5: If it's ten minutes.

543
00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:46,760
Speaker 2: We're yeah, we're sub ten on Monday, right right? Yeah?

544
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:49,560
Speaker 5: But I to be honest, I don't I don't know

545
00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:52,160
Speaker 5: if I could finish like a Thursday by myself at

546
00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:53,400
Speaker 5: this at this point in time.

547
00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:57,000
Speaker 2: I you know, I can't finish it without checking it.

548
00:29:58,000 --> 00:29:59,680
Speaker 2: And at that point, am I really doing it?

549
00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:00,960
Speaker 5: Yeah?

550
00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:04,200
Speaker 3: I need I need, I need checking. I'll take any

551
00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:08,400
Speaker 3: of the help I can get. And I who am I?

552
00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:10,280
Speaker 2: Who am I trying to prove something to I'm not

553
00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:19,560
Speaker 2: checking my Thursday puzzle? Who's it for? It's torture hamdood hand.

554
00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:23,160
Speaker 2: So Beg hasn't had all of his kind of hosting

555
00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:28,560
Speaker 2: paces tested here, So I do want to say. So,

556
00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:31,240
Speaker 2: let's say I get up and have to go to

557
00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:34,920
Speaker 2: the bathroom during the podcast. It's an emergency. I'm leaving

558
00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:39,120
Speaker 2: you two alone to banter on your own. How do

559
00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:42,440
Speaker 2: you think you might handle that? Ben? And let's say

560
00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:47,160
Speaker 2: I'm very sick and I really need to leave the

561
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:52,720
Speaker 2: podcast immediately and let may not even come back. How

562
00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:54,720
Speaker 2: are you going to handle that? With Michelle?

563
00:30:55,960 --> 00:30:59,200
Speaker 3: I try to stay cool because I think, oh, and

564
00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:04,960
Speaker 3: he's gone, and I'm worried because is this a test

565
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:07,520
Speaker 3: or was he trying to tell us that he does

566
00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:10,160
Speaker 3: have something going on, and then it makes me question

567
00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:12,640
Speaker 3: the whole thing about Hayes building these cars, And maybe

568
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:15,560
Speaker 3: he's sick too. Maybe both these guys have been hanging out,

569
00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:19,360
Speaker 3: maybe they're both sick. But I'll put that aside and

570
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:23,640
Speaker 3: put my professional foot forward with the I don't know,

571
00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:27,360
Speaker 3: impending death of two guys I know possibly out there.

572
00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:30,920
Speaker 2: Kevin doesn't know. He looks clueless, clueless.

573
00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:33,800
Speaker 1: Sorry gang, Okay, go ahead, Ben.

574
00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:36,560
Speaker 3: I am thinking about back to the spelling thing and

575
00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:42,520
Speaker 3: that you're like, you're you're decent spelling? Well no, I don't,

576
00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:47,000
Speaker 3: But like, what do you write songs and write music?

577
00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:49,080
Speaker 3: Are you ever worried somebody's gonna like look at the

578
00:31:49,080 --> 00:31:51,440
Speaker 3: shit you wrote down and be like, what's to say

579
00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:53,960
Speaker 3: that that would freak me out?

580
00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:55,120
Speaker 5: That would be the hope.

581
00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:59,360
Speaker 3: I think that people are looking at it and like, well,

582
00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:02,000
Speaker 3: you just write it down and then just like put

583
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,280
Speaker 3: it out there for everybody's see.

584
00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:06,000
Speaker 5: I mean, that's that's my job.

585
00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:08,000
Speaker 3: God damn, you're brave.

586
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:11,960
Speaker 2: You did it too, Ben, But you don't like clean

587
00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:12,200
Speaker 2: it up?

588
00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:14,600
Speaker 5: Are explaining your lyrics on her?

589
00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:17,240
Speaker 2: You just didn't, right, But that's that's different.

590
00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:19,960
Speaker 3: Than like seeing the like little scrap of paper I

591
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,239
Speaker 3: wrote it down on you know what I mean.

592
00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:25,480
Speaker 5: You have premiered, you've debuted the song on this podcast

593
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:28,280
Speaker 5: and talked about your inspirations, and.

594
00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:31,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think if people saw the the guts of

595
00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:34,600
Speaker 3: it is what I'm saying, like that would be horrifying.

596
00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:39,840
Speaker 3: They would be like, can this guy write? Like can

597
00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:43,200
Speaker 3: he actually put like hold a pencil? It looks like

598
00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:44,479
Speaker 3: a serial killer wrote it?

599
00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:47,440
Speaker 5: Are you talking about my actual handwriting?

600
00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:48,240
Speaker 3: Yeah?

601
00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:54,479
Speaker 2: I tricked you. Are you Okay? I've always been fine.

602
00:32:56,680 --> 00:33:01,520
Speaker 2: I'm actually doing great, Michelle. Were you comfortable during that segment?

603
00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:10,360
Speaker 2: That's a that's a I blew it.

604
00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:13,040
Speaker 5: No, I think that he did good. But I feel

605
00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:15,840
Speaker 5: like we're both like feeling and dark.

606
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:20,920
Speaker 2: Let me ask this, And I feel like maybe some

607
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:24,200
Speaker 2: of our content and the references have gotten a little

608
00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:28,120
Speaker 2: insular and you're feeling on the outside of it. So

609
00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:30,560
Speaker 2: I'm going to try to do something a little more inclusive.

610
00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:33,400
Speaker 2: So you did a pod, you did you did music rather,

611
00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:38,840
Speaker 2: you did music for video game? Okay, isn't that right?

612
00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:39,600
Speaker 3: I did?

613
00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:46,280
Speaker 2: Do you know Matt Appadaka, No, I don't. Okay, this

614
00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:47,760
Speaker 2: guy loves video games.

615
00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:48,800
Speaker 5: Who is that.

616
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:51,000
Speaker 3: He's a guy.

617
00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:54,360
Speaker 2: Uh, well, I'll just come right out and say it.

618
00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:58,960
Speaker 2: He's part of another podcast, but this one's about video games,

619
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:01,560
Speaker 2: and I was just talking to him recently and then

620
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:06,440
Speaker 2: I'm listening to your video game music and I'm thinking, God,

621
00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:10,799
Speaker 2: Matt would just love this. So something to put on

622
00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:11,480
Speaker 2: the wish list.

623
00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:15,320
Speaker 1: I have some feedback for Ben, if that helps.

624
00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:17,920
Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, that's I got use it.

625
00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:23,879
Speaker 1: I'm always thinking about co host dynamic. And although this

626
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:29,319
Speaker 1: is being very friendly overall, I always think icebreakers never

627
00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:33,480
Speaker 1: hurt for a meeting of someone new, and so Ben,

628
00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:36,000
Speaker 1: I actually wrote some for you if you'd like me

629
00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:36,760
Speaker 1: to send them.

630
00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:39,719
Speaker 3: To Yeah, if you want to send them to me, Okay, I.

631
00:34:39,640 --> 00:34:42,279
Speaker 1: Put a handful of them in the chat just to you,

632
00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:44,440
Speaker 1: and then maybe you could.

633
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:47,440
Speaker 2: Oh this is this is a lot, there's a lot.

634
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:49,480
Speaker 1: You can pick your favorite.

635
00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:52,040
Speaker 2: Kevin's never done this for me, sent me something to

636
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:53,719
Speaker 2: kind of help me with my interview.

637
00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:56,160
Speaker 3: Well, I mean I think they are going to help.

638
00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:58,120
Speaker 3: I'm zeroing in and on one right away.

639
00:34:58,560 --> 00:34:58,680
Speaker 5: Uh.

640
00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:03,120
Speaker 3: And this is from Kevin's icebreaker list. Michelle, who's your

641
00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:04,400
Speaker 3: cartoon crush?

642
00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:11,080
Speaker 5: Oh? Oh, you know, I was just watching the Netflix

643
00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:15,239
Speaker 5: trailer for the for Cowboy Bebop, and I feel like

644
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:20,640
Speaker 5: Spikespiegel is like the ultimate uh cartoon crush from from

645
00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:21,480
Speaker 5: Cowboy Bebop.

646
00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:25,360
Speaker 3: It's such a bait and this is where I'm feeling,

647
00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:27,319
Speaker 3: and thank you for being honest with me.

648
00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:32,160
Speaker 2: Good. This guy's fucking crushing it. He's stealing my show, Kevin.

649
00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:34,040
Speaker 2: Why didn't you send me any of these ice breakers?

650
00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:38,799
Speaker 2: This would be so helpful. Sorry, cartoon crush.

651
00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:45,719
Speaker 3: I mean, this sounds so basic and I'm.

652
00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:49,000
Speaker 5: Are you gonna say Jessica Rabbit, I'm not. I'm not

653
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:50,120
Speaker 5: Lola Bunny.

654
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:53,680
Speaker 3: No, I'm actually gonna say bugs Bunny. I'm going with

655
00:35:53,719 --> 00:35:54,560
Speaker 3: the classics.

656
00:35:55,239 --> 00:35:55,479
Speaker 1: Yeah.

657
00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:59,080
Speaker 3: I know it's like saying fucking Coca cola or like

658
00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:03,920
Speaker 3: like vanilla ice cream, but like, you can't beat budget.

659
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:08,880
Speaker 3: The dude's funny, I mean gender fluid.

660
00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:16,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, nobody asked me, but I gotta gotta.

661
00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:19,759
Speaker 2: I gotta think for bad boys. I know it's not good,

662
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:23,719
Speaker 2: but the Kookie Crisp Burglar has gotta be up there

663
00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:30,839
Speaker 2: for me. I mean, you think about this dude is

664
00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:35,600
Speaker 2: looking danger in the face every day. The way he's dressed.

665
00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:39,319
Speaker 2: You know, he's been caught steally cookies before because he's

666
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:43,480
Speaker 2: still in the prison outfit. But he goes right back

667
00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:44,240
Speaker 2: to the flame.

668
00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:52,000
Speaker 3: Well, the thing about the cookie Crisp criminal, Look who

669
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:55,480
Speaker 3: he is. He's got a dog like which which points

670
00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:58,000
Speaker 3: for having a dog because like it means he does

671
00:36:58,040 --> 00:36:59,920
Speaker 3: have a big heart. I think the dog's name is chi.

672
00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:04,160
Speaker 3: It the dog's name is Chip, that's correct. And he

673
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:07,840
Speaker 3: actually served his time in thunder.

674
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:11,640
Speaker 5: His nose like is his like, are they like wrinkles?

675
00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:16,000
Speaker 2: That's okay. Vicious scar, No, it's a horrible scar. The

676
00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:19,960
Speaker 2: lore of the cookie Chrisp Berkler is actually pretty tragic,

677
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:21,240
Speaker 2: is it really?

678
00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:25,120
Speaker 3: It's kind of like, yeah, those are scars. I think

679
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:29,400
Speaker 3: somebody tried to so as as I know, he someone

680
00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:31,960
Speaker 3: tried to sew his mouth shut so he couldn't eat

681
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:37,040
Speaker 3: cookies anymore. Yes, that's correct, And those are stitches. It's

682
00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:41,319
Speaker 3: not a whispy little mustache. No, like you would think

683
00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:44,640
Speaker 3: that it looks like a mustache. Does it looks like

684
00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:47,560
Speaker 3: a little whispy mustache. But those are actually the pieces

685
00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:49,800
Speaker 3: of stitching that are still in there from.

686
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:52,360
Speaker 2: When they from a needle and thread and tried to

687
00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:55,200
Speaker 2: secure his mouth shut. So that he couldn't steal any

688
00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:55,760
Speaker 2: more cookies.

689
00:37:56,600 --> 00:38:01,960
Speaker 5: Horrible. I've seen it from the new angle now and Michelle,

690
00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:03,520
Speaker 5: you're really nice.

691
00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:07,240
Speaker 3: I mean, I can tell you gave us some points

692
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:10,080
Speaker 3: that maybe you were you were fudging it a little bit,

693
00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:12,759
Speaker 3: and now you're being nice to even the Cookie Crisp

694
00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:17,719
Speaker 3: mascot and saying that's a mustache, not terrifying stitches that

695
00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:19,600
Speaker 3: are just dangling from your upper lip.

696
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:22,360
Speaker 5: It looks like it initially, but now I see that

697
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:24,960
Speaker 5: it's a mustache. Maybe they amended it, but.

698
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:30,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can when you get convicted for something like

699
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:33,600
Speaker 3: staying like being a cookie addict and eating cookie and

700
00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:36,560
Speaker 3: go into jail for that, you can't get out early

701
00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:43,040
Speaker 3: on probation. But if you get busted when you're on probation,

702
00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:46,480
Speaker 3: you're gonna be in the slammer like three times as long.

703
00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:51,320
Speaker 3: So what the Cookie Crisp criminal did is he actually

704
00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:54,440
Speaker 3: served his initial sentence because he's like nice, He's like,

705
00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:57,120
Speaker 3: I know I'm going to be back here. Why would

706
00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:59,759
Speaker 3: I want parole. I'm gonna get busted again. I'm gonna

707
00:38:59,719 --> 00:39:03,120
Speaker 3: wind back up in the big house. And so smart

708
00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:05,320
Speaker 3: he knows he's got a problem and he's just committed

709
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:07,160
Speaker 3: to it, so good choice, Sean.

710
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:09,080
Speaker 5: Thanks.

711
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:14,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's definitely my personal cartoon crush uh and yours

712
00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:17,920
Speaker 2: is bugs Bunny, And of course how about Bebup.

713
00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:23,320
Speaker 3: So we've got some other icebreakers here, Gret And here's

714
00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:27,799
Speaker 3: one you accidentally selected lyft ride share and pick up

715
00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:31,320
Speaker 3: the guy who you did the big bow on your plane.

716
00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:33,680
Speaker 1: It's our reference to some earlier questions, but we can

717
00:39:33,719 --> 00:39:34,359
Speaker 1: get to that later.

718
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:37,840
Speaker 3: Okay. Oh, I didn't realize this was like a narrative.

719
00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:39,080
Speaker 1: It becomes one.

720
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:40,920
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll start.

721
00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:43,640
Speaker 1: Wow, maybe you start with your flying from La Do

722
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:45,160
Speaker 1: Atlanta to see the big game.

723
00:39:45,719 --> 00:39:50,960
Speaker 3: Okay, great, and you know what, I appreciate these and

724
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:51,440
Speaker 3: I got it.

725
00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:54,160
Speaker 2: I got a docia, a few co host points here,

726
00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:58,120
Speaker 2: and I would love to for this to work out. Yeah,

727
00:39:58,160 --> 00:40:00,000
Speaker 2: because I don't. I don't know when we're gonna see

728
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:03,760
Speaker 2: heyes again, these cars take forever to make, if that's Truman,

729
00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:06,040
Speaker 2: and to get them onto the Lost Island is going

730
00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:08,200
Speaker 2: to be a massive undertaking.

731
00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:12,520
Speaker 3: Now I'm starting to think that Kevin has gone from

732
00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:15,680
Speaker 3: maybe ally to enemy and set me up for failure

733
00:40:15,719 --> 00:40:16,960
Speaker 3: with this list.

734
00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:18,399
Speaker 2: We'll see.

735
00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:20,799
Speaker 3: So you're flying to La to Atlanta to see the

736
00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:25,120
Speaker 3: big game. When the plane lands, everyone collaps. But here's

737
00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:28,480
Speaker 3: the kicker. Dude in front of you stands and takes

738
00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:33,160
Speaker 3: a bow. Is that funny or disrespectful?

739
00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:37,359
Speaker 2: Okay? Yeah, I can give you the rundown one more time.

740
00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:40,040
Speaker 2: I'm gonna need it again too, not that anyone's asking me.

741
00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:42,640
Speaker 5: Then we need more riveting narration.

742
00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:48,560
Speaker 3: And also, I feel like the big game is in La, Kevin,

743
00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:55,480
Speaker 3: so like the story kind of I guess maybe flip yeah,

744
00:40:55,560 --> 00:40:57,080
Speaker 3: I'll fix it up good.

745
00:40:57,120 --> 00:40:59,520
Speaker 2: Note. So you're flying from Atlanta.

746
00:40:59,239 --> 00:41:02,080
Speaker 3: To LA to see the big game, right we can't

747
00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:06,000
Speaker 3: say super Bowl, uh, but that's what we're implying. The

748
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:09,239
Speaker 3: plane lands, and you know how it is when the

749
00:41:09,239 --> 00:41:14,760
Speaker 3: plane lands, every it's smooth landing. Everybody class Okay, everybody cheers.

750
00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:16,960
Speaker 3: You're in LA. You're going to see the big game.

751
00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:19,920
Speaker 3: You're fucking psyched in this scenario. You like football, okay,

752
00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:26,360
Speaker 3: which probably a stretch. It's not not because you know,

753
00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:32,520
Speaker 3: it's a pretty problematic game right now, all the seats.

754
00:41:32,520 --> 00:41:37,200
Speaker 2: So you're like, so, now now you're stereotyping our guest

755
00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:39,120
Speaker 2: as I'm problematic.

756
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:42,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, I hope.

757
00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:44,840
Speaker 2: That Michelle could be just as problematic as anyone else.

758
00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:47,919
Speaker 3: I am hoping she's like, I won't see. I don't

759
00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:53,520
Speaker 3: support that the gladiator sports people with brain damage. So

760
00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:59,399
Speaker 3: everybody again, in this scenario, you're fucking has problem with that.

761
00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:01,080
Speaker 2: The people have brain damage.

762
00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:08,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, he does people, So in this scenario, you uh

763
00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:12,479
Speaker 3: support brain people with brain damage and and just run

764
00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:15,239
Speaker 3: with that. Okay, So like, get in a character. You're

765
00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:18,000
Speaker 3: somebody who uh likes brain down could.

766
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:24,120
Speaker 2: Be a cool acting exercise. You've done everything else. Everybody's clapping, music, memoir,

767
00:42:24,239 --> 00:42:28,120
Speaker 2: you're making a movie, and now it's time to act.

768
00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:28,920
Speaker 5: I'll tell you what.

769
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:31,400
Speaker 2: I don't have your own podcast.

770
00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:36,480
Speaker 3: So this is the smoothest landings you've ever been on.

771
00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:40,480
Speaker 3: I mean this thing. You didn't even realize the plane touchdown.

772
00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:42,160
Speaker 3: You thought you were still in the air. It's like,

773
00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:45,640
Speaker 3: holy shit, we just landed like no little bomb, nothing.

774
00:42:45,719 --> 00:42:50,600
Speaker 3: It's not scary, like it's everybody's legit pumped about this

775
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:54,520
Speaker 3: landing and they're like, fuck, I got I don't normally

776
00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:58,000
Speaker 3: do this, and this is maybe how you're thinking on

777
00:42:58,040 --> 00:43:00,239
Speaker 3: this planet. Like I'm not a clapper for in the

778
00:43:00,239 --> 00:43:03,480
Speaker 3: plane's land that's just their job. But this one I'm

779
00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:08,359
Speaker 3: fucking clapping for this ship. So you're clapping, there's this

780
00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:11,399
Speaker 3: guy thinks he's a real joker. He's sitting in front

781
00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:17,320
Speaker 3: of you and instead of clapping, he gets turns around

782
00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:18,759
Speaker 3: takes a big.

783
00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:21,120
Speaker 2: Bow as if the applause is for him.

784
00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:23,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, now, yeah, I got it. Hate him?

785
00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:26,040
Speaker 3: You hate him? You think that's disrespectful.

786
00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:31,360
Speaker 5: Not I don't think it's disrespectful. I just think it's like,

787
00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:34,359
Speaker 5: I hate that type of guy. Kevin, did you do that?

788
00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:38,799
Speaker 2: Nope, but it feels like he wanted to.

789
00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:40,839
Speaker 5: I hate that type of guy.

790
00:43:41,719 --> 00:43:43,480
Speaker 2: Let me change it. Let me change this just a

791
00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:43,840
Speaker 2: little bit.

792
00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:49,400
Speaker 5: Brother, he might listen to this podcast, but his brother,

793
00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:51,600
Speaker 5: my husband and his friends.

794
00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:53,280
Speaker 1: Is the type of this podcast.

795
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, he probably is obsessed with this podcast. I don't know, Like,

796
00:43:56,840 --> 00:43:58,879
Speaker 5: what is your demographic? Like, are they going to listen

797
00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:00,080
Speaker 5: to this and think it's been.

798
00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:05,960
Speaker 2: Mostly friends brothers. It's husband's brothers, friends, brother's friends. That's

799
00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:08,680
Speaker 2: that's who we're aiming at. Yeah, we cater something that

800
00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:09,200
Speaker 2: he would do.

801
00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:11,880
Speaker 5: He's like the type of person that like goes to

802
00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:14,600
Speaker 5: a really fancy restaurant and is like, you guys have

803
00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:17,040
Speaker 5: nuggets here? Like multiple times.

804
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:20,200
Speaker 3: Oh, wow, so like not just to like to the waiter,

805
00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:22,279
Speaker 3: he makes the same I.

806
00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:24,719
Speaker 2: Thought this place was nice. They don't even have nuggets

807
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:25,560
Speaker 2: who would.

808
00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:28,839
Speaker 5: Get up and like bow in that and I hate

809
00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:29,720
Speaker 5: that And they.

810
00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:31,759
Speaker 3: Take his play and he's like I hated it.

811
00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:35,360
Speaker 2: Can I give you? Can I change the scenario exactly exactly.

812
00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:37,960
Speaker 2: I'd just like to get a read on you from me.

813
00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:40,080
Speaker 5: I just wondering if your demographic is gonna hate me,

814
00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:41,400
Speaker 5: because like they're.

815
00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:46,320
Speaker 2: The guy Michelle. Yeah, we the only thing our demographic

816
00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:52,960
Speaker 2: hates is hate itself. Okay, we're a positive group, uplifting.

817
00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:58,440
Speaker 2: They're going to say, really cool that Michelle did the show.

818
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:03,960
Speaker 2: She didn't know what it was, but we love the

819
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:07,399
Speaker 2: way she just rolled with it. Now, let me give

820
00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:12,279
Speaker 2: you a scenario similar to the one that Ben pitched you.

821
00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:17,840
Speaker 2: You land smooth landing, everybody's clapping, you're clapping too, and

822
00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:20,600
Speaker 2: a woman in the front row stands it takes a bow.

823
00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:22,920
Speaker 2: How do we feel about her?

824
00:45:25,239 --> 00:45:28,840
Speaker 5: I get even that. I will say, like, in that scenario,

825
00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:31,719
Speaker 5: like it would be so it would be so much

826
00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:34,440
Speaker 5: more surprising if a woman did that, and I almost.

827
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:37,399
Speaker 2: You'd have to give it up. You'd have to give

828
00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:37,759
Speaker 2: it up.

829
00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:41,920
Speaker 5: I wouldn't hate her, that's right, That's right.

830
00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:46,960
Speaker 3: Okay, And honestly, I'm so if I'm starting to think

831
00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:48,839
Speaker 3: if I'm on a date with some girl and I'm

832
00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:50,040
Speaker 3: at a restaurant and she's.

833
00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:53,359
Speaker 2: Like, do you guys have nuggets? I might even get

834
00:45:53,400 --> 00:45:58,000
Speaker 2: on board with that. I might go, all right, yeah,

835
00:45:58,160 --> 00:45:58,719
Speaker 2: it's time.

836
00:45:59,239 --> 00:46:02,200
Speaker 5: But here's another like, I also don't really love it

837
00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:08,600
Speaker 5: when like a waiter drops a glass and someone starts clapping,

838
00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:12,960
Speaker 5: and I think man or a woman that would bother me.

839
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:17,480
Speaker 2: A woman clapping for that I don't support.

840
00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:22,000
Speaker 5: But a man clapping, You're into.

841
00:46:22,239 --> 00:46:25,880
Speaker 2: A man clapping for that? I go get yours brother,

842
00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:32,360
Speaker 2: especially if it's the friend of a husband's brother.

843
00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:37,880
Speaker 3: What do you think of this scenario? Michelle, waiter drops

844
00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:42,759
Speaker 3: a glass, right then somebody else drops a glass on

845
00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:46,319
Speaker 3: purpose just to have their back mm hmmm, and been

846
00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:47,799
Speaker 3: like happens all of us?

847
00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:54,120
Speaker 2: Right then the whole restaurant starts dropping glasses in solidarity

848
00:46:54,200 --> 00:46:57,759
Speaker 2: with the waiter, so that effectively their manager would have

849
00:46:57,800 --> 00:46:59,839
Speaker 2: to fire the entire restaurant.

850
00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:03,560
Speaker 3: Good luck with that, right, I mean, now you could

851
00:47:03,560 --> 00:47:06,640
Speaker 3: bring up that the customers in the restaurant don't work there,

852
00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:09,400
Speaker 3: so you couldn't fire them, and that would be impossible.

853
00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:12,440
Speaker 2: But you definitely can't fire all of them. That's true,

854
00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:13,719
Speaker 2: would you?

855
00:47:14,080 --> 00:47:16,800
Speaker 3: I guess the question is the question is the question

856
00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:18,320
Speaker 3: is do you drop your glass?

857
00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:20,120
Speaker 2: Yeah? Do you drop your glass?

858
00:47:20,360 --> 00:47:22,040
Speaker 5: I would not drop my glass.

859
00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:22,640
Speaker 3: I don't think.

860
00:47:22,960 --> 00:47:24,719
Speaker 2: Holy shit, wow.

861
00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:31,520
Speaker 5: Especially if there's like a tasty beverage in there, I'm

862
00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:32,480
Speaker 5: not gonna drop my.

863
00:47:33,080 --> 00:47:35,640
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, drink favorite drink.

864
00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:39,000
Speaker 5: Go well right now, I'm in Austin, so I'm like

865
00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:42,160
Speaker 5: wanting a margarite, wanting a Margarita.

866
00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:46,440
Speaker 2: M h Margaritaville. Here we come and we go on Salter.

867
00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:50,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, definitely not sugar.

868
00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:52,000
Speaker 2: That's weird.

869
00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:55,839
Speaker 3: Wow. Did you see how fast fucking Kevin backed off

870
00:47:55,880 --> 00:47:56,400
Speaker 3: that ship?

871
00:47:57,840 --> 00:47:58,040
Speaker 2: Yeah?

872
00:47:58,120 --> 00:48:01,920
Speaker 3: That's yeah, sugar, that's who would do that. He's fucking

873
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:03,880
Speaker 3: kicking his sugar bag further than.

874
00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:09,959
Speaker 2: He doth protest too much. I've never seen it. I've

875
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:12,840
Speaker 2: never seen a more obvious sugar Margerita drinker in my

876
00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:19,560
Speaker 2: life than Jeff Kevin. So what was the other scenario? Ben?

877
00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:22,600
Speaker 2: About the guy who did the big bow? Now we

878
00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:23,520
Speaker 2: can hear that question.

879
00:48:23,960 --> 00:48:29,600
Speaker 3: Okay, you accidentally selected lyft ride share So.

880
00:48:29,560 --> 00:48:31,439
Speaker 1: You're in a lift going to the Big Game.

881
00:48:31,719 --> 00:48:35,080
Speaker 2: You're going to straight from the airport, all of these.

882
00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:39,440
Speaker 5: Kevin should be the host. Why isn't Kevin the host?

883
00:48:39,560 --> 00:48:40,920
Speaker 5: This was my favorite one on here.

884
00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:44,000
Speaker 2: Kevin, Well, you know, let's try it.

885
00:48:46,160 --> 00:48:49,040
Speaker 5: Okay, Kevin can just read his own icebreaker. He's been

886
00:48:49,040 --> 00:48:50,640
Speaker 5: feeding you this entire content.

887
00:48:51,680 --> 00:48:53,960
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, you want to go straight through the source.

888
00:48:54,160 --> 00:48:56,279
Speaker 3: I mean I thought I added a little bit of.

889
00:48:58,560 --> 00:48:59,000
Speaker 5: Riveting.

890
00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:04,799
Speaker 1: Well, there's a question in between here. You're taking a

891
00:49:04,840 --> 00:49:08,000
Speaker 1: lift to big game and lyft driver says what do

892
00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:11,160
Speaker 1: you do? And now you're feeling adventurous and you don't

893
00:49:11,160 --> 00:49:13,360
Speaker 1: want to say, musician, what do you say?

894
00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:18,240
Speaker 5: Oh? Wow, I'm like a really bad player.

895
00:49:18,360 --> 00:49:24,959
Speaker 3: I don't know what I would say. Now, what would

896
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:26,959
Speaker 3: you do? As the as the lyft driver?

897
00:49:27,080 --> 00:49:31,719
Speaker 2: One more time? What do you do? So that's the

898
00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:35,200
Speaker 2: guy who's asking you, how could I lie to that?

899
00:49:35,360 --> 00:49:35,600
Speaker 3: God?

900
00:49:36,200 --> 00:49:38,600
Speaker 5: Yeah he sounds so earnest.

901
00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:41,879
Speaker 2: Yeah it's tough. But does musician lead to a bunch

902
00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:43,840
Speaker 2: of follow ups that you don't want to answer?

903
00:49:44,040 --> 00:49:47,080
Speaker 3: I'm going to add some caveats. This guy's got like

904
00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:51,239
Speaker 3: a guitar in his passenger seat and like a lot

905
00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:54,960
Speaker 3: of music ship and like clearly is hoping you're a

906
00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:57,279
Speaker 3: musician and probably knows you are.

907
00:49:57,360 --> 00:50:02,000
Speaker 2: Maybe he's got a music note tattooed across that hand, yeah,

908
00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:03,399
Speaker 2: and on his neck.

909
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:05,400
Speaker 5: I'd be like, I'm in marketing.

910
00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:09,840
Speaker 2: Okay, Well you had said plumber, so that's an interesting choice.

911
00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:11,879
Speaker 2: I will say that pick at that.

912
00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:16,800
Speaker 5: Yeah. I feel like my that facade would like break apart.

913
00:50:17,160 --> 00:50:20,680
Speaker 2: After PM can't answer follow up, Like.

914
00:50:20,040 --> 00:50:21,640
Speaker 5: Like if you were like, oh, what is like if

915
00:50:21,680 --> 00:50:23,719
Speaker 5: you ask me any like I don't know what a

916
00:50:23,719 --> 00:50:25,160
Speaker 5: follow up question, So that would.

917
00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:27,160
Speaker 2: Right, I don't know that you would get a lot

918
00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:29,839
Speaker 2: like I mean, it would probably be general, like what

919
00:50:29,880 --> 00:50:33,160
Speaker 2: are your most common calls or something, because I don't

920
00:50:33,200 --> 00:50:37,279
Speaker 2: think they would get super technical where they'd be like, oh, plumber, huh,

921
00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:38,799
Speaker 2: but you mind if I get a look at your

922
00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:39,480
Speaker 2: crescent wrench.

923
00:50:39,840 --> 00:50:43,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, But you might get some sick freak who's into

924
00:50:43,400 --> 00:50:46,839
Speaker 3: like scatological stuff and they perk right up and they're like, oh,

925
00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:50,480
Speaker 3: tell me some horror stories and they're just like, oh no, you.

926
00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:52,040
Speaker 5: Could like riff on that so easily.

927
00:50:52,120 --> 00:50:54,919
Speaker 2: So I think that like the dastiest thing you ever found.

928
00:50:55,719 --> 00:50:59,160
Speaker 3: So this guy's like this guy, You say plumber. This

929
00:50:59,239 --> 00:51:04,279
Speaker 3: guy goes, ooh, tell me, like, what's the nasty shit

930
00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:05,200
Speaker 3: you've seen in there?

931
00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:08,400
Speaker 2: He goes ooh, my favorite. So you say, you go

932
00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:10,680
Speaker 2: to all you run into a lot of clog sinks.

933
00:51:10,760 --> 00:51:13,920
Speaker 2: What's the most fucked up thig that's ever clogged a sink?

934
00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:16,320
Speaker 3: And you're kind of jark because this guy just dropped

935
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:18,560
Speaker 3: fucked up on you, and like you're in a lift

936
00:51:18,600 --> 00:51:21,600
Speaker 3: and it seems like it's like kind of unprofessional, but

937
00:51:21,719 --> 00:51:24,680
Speaker 3: like you you're ready to roll. Maybe you've had a

938
00:51:24,719 --> 00:51:26,440
Speaker 3: couple of margarita's and you're feeling.

939
00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:28,600
Speaker 2: A couple of.

940
00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:32,560
Speaker 5: Sugar geting more comfortable. He's really loosening up here. I

941
00:51:32,560 --> 00:51:34,440
Speaker 5: feel like he's hitting his stride.

942
00:51:34,640 --> 00:51:37,200
Speaker 2: I have to oh my god, Ben is taking over

943
00:51:37,239 --> 00:51:39,239
Speaker 2: the show, which is all I ever wanted is just

944
00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:42,760
Speaker 2: to kind of fade into the background. So I'm tire.

945
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:44,800
Speaker 3: Tell us some of these nasty clogs.

946
00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:50,200
Speaker 5: You know, you have your like standard hair children's toys.

947
00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:53,720
Speaker 1: Uh but uh yeah, you know anything alive?

948
00:51:54,239 --> 00:51:57,239
Speaker 5: Yeah, like a live tape worm about this.

949
00:51:57,520 --> 00:52:01,239
Speaker 3: Big Yeah, those things are nasty.

950
00:52:02,520 --> 00:52:09,120
Speaker 2: Only that big boy, lucky lucky guy usually minor way longer.

951
00:52:09,719 --> 00:52:12,600
Speaker 2: I throw dreno in my sink. That thing just drinks

952
00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:16,040
Speaker 2: the draino doesn't do anything.

953
00:52:16,520 --> 00:52:20,359
Speaker 5: Yep, that's my life, is a plumber? You never ever know?

954
00:52:21,920 --> 00:52:22,680
Speaker 1: That's really good.

955
00:52:23,680 --> 00:52:25,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that sold me.

956
00:52:25,960 --> 00:52:28,880
Speaker 3: And then I'm shutting up the rest of the ride.

957
00:52:30,320 --> 00:52:33,680
Speaker 2: Well I shut up. I actually start texting my friends

958
00:52:33,680 --> 00:52:35,439
Speaker 2: and I go, Hey, I'm riding with this really cool

959
00:52:35,480 --> 00:52:39,560
Speaker 2: plumber who's definitely real. I'm like holding my phone. I'm

960
00:52:39,600 --> 00:52:42,160
Speaker 2: like keeping my phone screen away from you. I just

961
00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:44,279
Speaker 2: met a real plumber. I'm in the car with her.

962
00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:48,360
Speaker 2: She said that she saw a tapeworm only half the

963
00:52:48,400 --> 00:52:50,000
Speaker 2: size of mind, clogging up a drain.

964
00:52:50,640 --> 00:52:53,120
Speaker 3: Now this is where what's my movie? This is where

965
00:52:53,160 --> 00:52:55,520
Speaker 3: you get into trouble because you know what the move is.

966
00:52:56,200 --> 00:53:02,480
Speaker 3: That guy's buddy starts feeding him plumber specific and then

967
00:53:02,640 --> 00:53:06,880
Speaker 3: he starts spitting out all this complicated plumber mumbo jumbo

968
00:53:07,160 --> 00:53:07,600
Speaker 3: and then.

969
00:53:07,960 --> 00:53:11,000
Speaker 5: Be like, what brand is your yeah wrench?

970
00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:14,440
Speaker 3: Then then he is like, let me see your crescent wrench.

971
00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:17,640
Speaker 5: But I'm not bringing my crescent wrench on the plane.

972
00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:21,320
Speaker 2: Great answer, smart answer.

973
00:53:22,320 --> 00:53:24,520
Speaker 5: I don't think I could tell you a brand of

974
00:53:24,520 --> 00:53:26,040
Speaker 5: a crescent wrench, though.

975
00:53:27,280 --> 00:53:32,840
Speaker 2: Well, that is usually how we end the show is

976
00:53:32,920 --> 00:53:34,919
Speaker 2: we just get two two three?

977
00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:39,799
Speaker 3: She landed it. The pressure was on and she can't

978
00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:41,400
Speaker 3: It just came out craftsman.

979
00:53:42,760 --> 00:53:46,520
Speaker 2: Okay, that's awesome. So your portion is done. Obviously, it

980
00:53:46,520 --> 00:53:48,040
Speaker 2: would be great if you could stick around and go

981
00:53:48,080 --> 00:53:50,640
Speaker 2: through a quick checklist of just things that we can

982
00:53:50,680 --> 00:53:56,319
Speaker 2: grade Ben on. In terms of voice, What do we

983
00:53:56,360 --> 00:53:57,880
Speaker 2: think did it feel real?

984
00:53:58,640 --> 00:54:01,920
Speaker 5: I think that Ben has a nice voice. I think

985
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:06,719
Speaker 5: that Bend's face looks a little bit too nice and

986
00:54:06,760 --> 00:54:09,200
Speaker 5: put together for this occupation.

987
00:54:09,719 --> 00:54:14,400
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, I'll take that a face not for radio.

988
00:54:15,280 --> 00:54:16,720
Speaker 5: He has like an actor's face.

989
00:54:18,680 --> 00:54:23,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, so it might be time a little dumb yep.

990
00:54:23,320 --> 00:54:25,560
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, a lot of like do you expect me

991
00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:26,520
Speaker 3: to be dumb? As Fox?

992
00:54:26,680 --> 00:54:28,400
Speaker 5: So I feel like your faith in him as a

993
00:54:28,440 --> 00:54:33,080
Speaker 5: podcast host is lower, But I feel like he was

994
00:54:33,120 --> 00:54:35,759
Speaker 5: like getting finding his stride towards the end there.

995
00:54:35,960 --> 00:54:38,839
Speaker 2: So through like the transitive property or whatever, I guess

996
00:54:38,840 --> 00:54:44,360
Speaker 2: we can assume that I have what you believe to

997
00:54:44,520 --> 00:54:49,920
Speaker 2: be a podcaster's face. All right, Well, this is the

998
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:54,640
Speaker 2: last episode of the show. Bye Bye.

999
00:54:56,840 --> 00:54:59,600
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