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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, subject

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Speaker 1: my housewife misses the street life. Yeah, but right now

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Speaker 1: it is the nephew here with today's prank phone call.

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Speaker 1: What you got for is nef a small favor? That's

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Speaker 1: what I want. I'd like to ask for a small favor.

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Speaker 1: This sounds perfectly harmless. Don't just sure to tell him

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Speaker 1: to run it, small favor? Run it? Un Hello, I'll

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Speaker 1: try to reach Vicky. Vicky, Hey, Vicky, how are you doing.

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Speaker 1: Are you the Are you the niece of Uh? I

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Speaker 1: think it's ain't ain't your aunt? Yes? Okay? And you

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Speaker 1: you know you aren't passed away? I mean, I mean

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Speaker 1: here to go, y'all passed. It was about five years ago. Okay, listen,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. We're here at the funeral home. Uh my,

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Speaker 1: my my sister just passed away. And uh, they gave

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Speaker 1: me your phone number, did you guys? We're going through

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Speaker 1: a little bit of a situation here, did you guys?

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Speaker 1: Aren't you know your aunt was a heavy set woman?

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Speaker 1: Is that right? Okay? Now? They had to did they

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Speaker 1: have to put her in a in a did they

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Speaker 1: have a bit of a special casket for her. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: that's what we're kind of going through with my sister.

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Speaker 1: We ordered a special casket for for for my sister,

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Speaker 1: and uh, I'm assuming this is the same thing that

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Speaker 1: you guys went through. I've called several of her, her children,

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Speaker 1: but I wasn't able to get in touch with anybody.

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Speaker 1: But the funeral home actually had your name on file

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Speaker 1: as well, so they gave me your number where I

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Speaker 1: would be able to talk to you. Is that is that? Okay? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's okay, you can speak to me, but you know

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Speaker 1: what things be a problem? Well listen, uh we we

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Speaker 1: The funeral is actually in two days and we ordered

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Speaker 1: one of those special caskets, but it doesn't look like

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Speaker 1: it's gonna be in for another week. So you know,

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Speaker 1: it's almost like we're gonna we're gonna we're not gonna

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Speaker 1: have a casket for her, um, you know, for the funeral.

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Speaker 1: And you know that, like I said, the funeral home

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Speaker 1: told us about you know that you guys were the

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Speaker 1: last ones that ordered a casket of that size, and

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Speaker 1: you know, me and the rest of the family has

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Speaker 1: been you know, we've been trying to figure out what

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Speaker 1: to do and what to do? Do you think it's

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Speaker 1: any way possible we can borrow the casket that your

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Speaker 1: ain't is in, and then when the casket comes in

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Speaker 1: and we ordered, we can put her in that casket

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Speaker 1: and put her back down to rest like she's always been.

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Speaker 1: Do you think that's excuse me? Hello, Hello, could you

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Speaker 1: repeat yourself? What exactly are you asking me? Well, what

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Speaker 1: I'm saying is, do you think we can borrow your

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Speaker 1: ain't casket? Because you know the you live in two

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Speaker 1: days and the casket is not gonna be in in

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Speaker 1: order for us to be to bury her in a

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Speaker 1: in a casket for you know, to accommodate her side.

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm asked. What kind of this you're talking about?

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Speaker 1: First of all, who is this? Okay, No, my name

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Speaker 1: is Larry, Like I said, My name is Larry. I

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Speaker 1: got you, I got you guys. Like I said, I

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Speaker 1: tried to call some of her kids, but nobody ever

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Speaker 1: picked up When I called yea her nieces number all

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Speaker 1: file to you. You are her niece, Vicky, right, Yes,

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Speaker 1: I am. Okay, That's what I'm saying. Do you think

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Speaker 1: that maybe you can talk to the children and see

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Speaker 1: if we can maybe used that particular casket. Okay, wait

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Speaker 1: a minute, what the talking about this? The first of all,

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Speaker 1: who who is this you? You gotta be losing your

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Speaker 1: mind if you think I'm gonna let you big up

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Speaker 1: my any just to bury yourself. Understand where you're coming from.

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Speaker 1: But what I'm trying to say is that we don't

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Speaker 1: have a casket bigg enough and they were They let

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Speaker 1: us know that you guys were the last ones that

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Speaker 1: had a casket that you know I was gonna do

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Speaker 1: with us. That's you don't trust to figuring out? Have

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Speaker 1: you show? No? No? Well, okay, first of all, what

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to do is this the family been grieving

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Speaker 1: pretty hard and I just wanted to make sure that

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Speaker 1: and we don't have that. We don't bring my family

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Speaker 1: gonna feel dig in my any of you show they

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Speaker 1: don't call me with this. Who is the funeral home

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Speaker 1: that gave you my number to ask me to use

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Speaker 1: the casket so you can bury your sister. Who is

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Speaker 1: the name of that person? I can't remember, but it

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Speaker 1: was it was It was the guy the funeral director

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Speaker 1: let me know that you guys had went through a

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Speaker 1: situation where you had to bury your your your your aunt.

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Speaker 1: Like I said, I tried to call what's your name again?

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Speaker 1: My name is Larry. Okay, this is this is I

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Speaker 1: don't know what give you my phone number to call

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Speaker 1: me asking you just don't? Can you believe they call

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Speaker 1: her asking me? So nay, dig up they can bury?

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Speaker 1: There's don't have a cassie? Hello? No, No, what kind

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Speaker 1: of I don' understand? What's your fault? No? I understand

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Speaker 1: it's not your fault. What I'm trying to say is

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Speaker 1: what y'all show some sympathy and some love for what

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Speaker 1: me and my family going through because we don't have

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Speaker 1: a cask Like I say, my suster, my suster wasn't

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Speaker 1: was you know was the heaven was a hensh good.

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Speaker 1: You know, my condoleces go out to you and your family.

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Speaker 1: You know I'm trying to be as reserve as I

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Speaker 1: can with this whole situation. But do you understand what

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Speaker 1: kind of stupid you're asking me right now to actually

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Speaker 1: dig up my un whose armed, who's been and what

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Speaker 1: i't for fun years because bury your sister. Let me

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Speaker 1: let me answer this if like this were you that

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Speaker 1: you ain't ain't gonna know, she ain't gonna know where

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Speaker 1: you for you to say to me, maybe like what

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Speaker 1: I s you're smoking? Are you smoking crack? What? Don't know?

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Speaker 1: I don't know more. First of all, you know what

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Speaker 1: I First, I appreciate you trying to work with me,

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Speaker 1: but I want to say this you you don't even

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Speaker 1: have the authority to make that decision if you give

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Speaker 1: me one of the numbers to one of your cubs.

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Speaker 1: Because I was really trying to be nice and be calm.

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Speaker 1: But guess what, we're not doing this stupid. I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to be nice to you and tell and trying to

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Speaker 1: help you out, but no, you want me to get

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Speaker 1: ignorant and ask stupid with you. I was trying to

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Speaker 1: be nice and sympathetic, but we're not doing it. I'm

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Speaker 1: not giving you another I got the authority to tell

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Speaker 1: you right now. We're not digging up so you can

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Speaker 1: bury yourselfs okay, so so so so, so, that's just it.

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Speaker 1: I can't talk to now that now you weren't talking

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Speaker 1: to know, but you're talking to me. Okay, I got

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Speaker 1: I got, I got something else I need to tell

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Speaker 1: you though I need I need to tell you something

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Speaker 1: else or you listen, but tell me. I want to

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Speaker 1: tell you this. This is nephew taught me from the

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Speaker 1: Steve Harby Mall. It's your VICKI yoself. The Sheila got

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Speaker 1: me to prank phone called you. Huh who is this again?

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Speaker 1: By think this is a nephew tom me from the

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your sister Sheila got me to

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Speaker 1: prank phone call you. Oh oh yeah, you got me over.

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Speaker 1: Y'all worked up? I'm gonna played much. She ain't got.

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Speaker 1: I got one more thing to ask you, baby, what

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Speaker 1: is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show

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Speaker 1: in the land, Steve Harvey Morning Show For y'all, it's

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Speaker 1: just it's just a small faced casket. Hey dog, the

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Speaker 1: casket is perfect but for for my sister that just paid.

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Speaker 1: You know, I'm saying I should just use it once.

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Speaker 1: All that money for one time. There you go, James, baby,

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Speaker 1: Team Tom. Why should a cast could only be used once?

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Speaker 1: Why the person is already in the cast, But they go,

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Speaker 1: how about we just do that for show? If you

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Speaker 1: sell it again? Yeah, and if you if you borrow it,

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Speaker 1: are you going to give it back. Have any idea

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Speaker 1: with that? Put some sense playing, damn it, we'll get

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Speaker 1: the ashes out of there. Stupid keeps rolling, stupidest rolling

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Speaker 1: this weekend and stupidest rolling right into West Palm Beach

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Speaker 1: flatter at the Improv. That's the twenty four Friday, Saturday

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Speaker 1: and Sunday night. Get your tickets they don't sell right now,

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Speaker 1: and laying in the cut Arlington Improv February eight, that

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Speaker 1: is Thursday night, and then February and then March first

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Speaker 1: and second. The nephew will be in all the new

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Speaker 1: prov Dallas texta, get your tickets they own sale right now. Alright,

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Speaker 1: thank you nephew, Jesus alright. Coming up next Strawberry letter,

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Speaker 1: my housewife, Mrs. The street life. That is the subject.

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Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this. Uh huh