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Speaker 1: time starts, No, I don't think so honey. Sushian fusion

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Speaker 1: across sushi, burrito, sushi, burger, sushi, pizza, sushi lives on

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Speaker 1: what the Sushi List, which you fuckers thought it was

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Speaker 1: Sure about that, sweetheart? You really want to eat these

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Speaker 1: Yow your I don't think so, honey. Trollboat topic is

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Speaker 1: the oscar over Dead Dell? Fucking Washing, Run Force, Run,

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Speaker 1: get Out. I don't think so, Tom Hanks, Philadelphia. That's

415
00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:48,840
Speaker 1: the only thing good you've done in culture easily, isn't it?

416
00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:51,520
Speaker 1: Tom Hanks? I don't think so. How do you collect typewriters?

417
00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:58,280
Speaker 1: What are you typing to yourself? Who's collecting type artist?

418
00:27:58,280 --> 00:28:00,439
Speaker 1: Who the fuck is this guy? What did he writing

419
00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:08,560
Speaker 1: apology letters? Dear l? I don't think so. Many Hanks?

420
00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:10,440
Speaker 1: How good of an actor are you? How can you

421
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:13,320
Speaker 1: not break calling Hanks out? He's dreamy, he's nice, he's

422
00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:16,280
Speaker 1: a nice character, a nice guy. Daddy doesn't do anything

423
00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:18,960
Speaker 1: for you seconds. Why is he at a network show?

424
00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:21,400
Speaker 1: Is that a blockbuster movies? I don't think you're gonna

425
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:23,639
Speaker 1: be Mr Rogers. Fuck you have a nice day in

426
00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:32,240
Speaker 1: this neighborhood, mom? Very good, y'all? Y'all. Wait, honestly, I

427
00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:36,040
Speaker 1: will say this, obviously you're a fan, because only a

428
00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:42,760
Speaker 1: fan knows that he collects typewriters. I mean, take a Valvitch. Okay,

429
00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:47,680
Speaker 1: that was unbelievable and now give it up for Emily building.

430
00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:56,840
Speaker 1: The outfit is pride. Suspenders, are prideful, their children suspenders.

431
00:28:56,840 --> 00:29:01,000
Speaker 1: And I woke up like, oh yeah, absolutely, so, Emily,

432
00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:04,920
Speaker 1: are we doing a p I was gonna do trouble,

433
00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:14,239
Speaker 1: but I'm fucking mad. Okay, Okay, so I Emily an

434
00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:18,680
Speaker 1: improvised pre selecting. This is Emily built in improvised. I

435
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:21,800
Speaker 1: don't think any preestlets the topic and a time starts now.

436
00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:25,240
Speaker 1: I don't think so. Brett fucking Kevin, No, I don't

437
00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:33,120
Speaker 1: think so. No, you do not get to be part

438
00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:37,680
Speaker 1: of the fucking Supreme Court. Okay. If you are a

439
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:39,720
Speaker 1: rapist once, you are a rapist for the rest of

440
00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:45,280
Speaker 1: your goddamn life. I don't care if you didn't penetrate

441
00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:48,280
Speaker 1: her whatever. You are a sexual soldier, and that's what

442
00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:49,880
Speaker 1: you would be. I don't care if you have two kids.

443
00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:51,440
Speaker 1: I don't care if you a wive. I don't care

444
00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:58,120
Speaker 1: if you cry. You're fucking sexual soldier. Yes, good, I'm mad. Also,

445
00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:00,800
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure he's links with Russia? Do we feel that?

446
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:07,440
Speaker 1: Do we feel that? Also, he doesn't know what that

447
00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:10,160
Speaker 1: line you know that they described for white supremises, I

448
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:12,000
Speaker 1: don't know I spent two and a half hours on

449
00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:14,239
Speaker 1: YouTube this morning listening to videos of him and I

450
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:18,280
Speaker 1: hate him. Yes, yes, like there's are reasons I'm a lesbian.

451
00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:20,600
Speaker 1: I'm celebrating my one year anniversary of being gay, and

452
00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:28,840
Speaker 1: I've never been happier. Yes, we cannot be happy to

453
00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:31,520
Speaker 1: be in Canada right now. America is a garbage nation.

454
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:34,160
Speaker 1: We are truly happy to be here on Canadian soil.

455
00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:36,560
Speaker 1: And we're so happy about this group. And they believes.

456
00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:47,560
Speaker 1: I believes, Honey Catch Brandon, Susa, Emily Build. Thank you guys. Wow, Matt,

457
00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:51,000
Speaker 1: that was amazing. We had our first trouble, the first trouble,

458
00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:56,120
Speaker 1: and that was an expertly executed I mean, trouble is tough,

459
00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:58,360
Speaker 1: but I feel like when somebody goes for we're on

460
00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:00,480
Speaker 1: their side. Yes, where does do it? Tell? See some

461
00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:03,040
Speaker 1: more triples. There's only been one out of ten already,

462
00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:08,920
Speaker 1: so just ten wow math um Okay. This next group,

463
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:15,440
Speaker 1: this next group is called the Drake give it up

464
00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:26,680
Speaker 1: for Shane, Louis Hodo, Hersy, Lorenzouandos Come on, out, come

465
00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:31,920
Speaker 1: on, on on, out, come on, out, come on. Yes, and

466
00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:34,600
Speaker 1: the first to the mic, we are proud to welcome

467
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:41,280
Speaker 1: Alan Shane Louis. Okay, turning a fall. Look, we love

468
00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:46,960
Speaker 1: looking handsome. Handsome indeed, hell, yes we're just so. I'm

469
00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:52,200
Speaker 1: excited in Toronto. Yes, you're like choking me away, just

470
00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:55,480
Speaker 1: have me, have me alright, So sorry we made you

471
00:31:55,600 --> 00:32:01,120
Speaker 1: uncomfortable already, It's now time to ask question Alan, are

472
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:03,240
Speaker 1: you gonna be doing a pre selected topic or the

473
00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:10,720
Speaker 1: troll ball? Alright? Okay, you're ready, your time starts now.

474
00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:14,959
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, Drake. I'm sorry, I'm sorry,

475
00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:18,600
Speaker 1: all right, all right, all right. I'm black, but I

476
00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:20,080
Speaker 1: do a lot of white things. And the whitest thing

477
00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:23,520
Speaker 1: I do is go to hip hop concerts. And I

478
00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:25,880
Speaker 1: had the misfortunate of going to one free ticket whatever

479
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,240
Speaker 1: it was medium. It was a medium concert, and I

480
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:30,200
Speaker 1: told my friends this and they hate it. Like you know,

481
00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:31,800
Speaker 1: you don't like you don't like Drake. How you from

482
00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:33,880
Speaker 1: Toronto and you don't like Drake? Alright, first off, you're

483
00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:40,560
Speaker 1: from Merschman Hill. Calm down, Kevin, calm now, listen. I

484
00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:42,600
Speaker 1: understand if it's in the club and it's bumping, you

485
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:44,480
Speaker 1: can dance, do it. I enjoy it. I understand that,

486
00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:46,320
Speaker 1: But don't pretend for a second, you can meditate on

487
00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:49,080
Speaker 1: any of his lyrics. Honestly, if Drake's snerrics are deep,

488
00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:50,840
Speaker 1: if it was a pool, you couldn't dive in it.

489
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:55,160
Speaker 1: I couldn't do that, all right, so disingenuous. I can't

490
00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:56,960
Speaker 1: handle that. It's so annoying. You pretend to be a

491
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,520
Speaker 1: gangster almost. He's also here's the one thing about him.

492
00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:01,560
Speaker 1: He is a a finition of a boy. He's straight

493
00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:05,600
Speaker 1: up all right, whether it's not raising his kids with

494
00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:08,400
Speaker 1: dating at but most importantly in the worst thing about

495
00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:11,960
Speaker 1: him five seconds he fakes a Scarborough accident. I can't

496
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:19,400
Speaker 1: handle that. Shane Lewis, Wow, Wow, you know Drake is

497
00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:23,200
Speaker 1: also in the Trouball Yes we might hear more about here.

498
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:29,200
Speaker 1: That was amazing everyone giving up for Hodo Hersey to

499
00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:32,280
Speaker 1: the mike. Oh my god, right now I feel like

500
00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:36,080
Speaker 1: I'm lips thinking for my life. Yes, you are, you are?

501
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:40,200
Speaker 1: You understand so don't it up. Don't suck it out.

502
00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:44,200
Speaker 1: That makes yes, we're not. We're going to decide who

503
00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:48,000
Speaker 1: Michelle is later because they look at two vicious up here.

504
00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:50,320
Speaker 1: We both want to be Are we doing pre selected

505
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:56,400
Speaker 1: or trouble? We're doing a motherfucking pre select Hoto Hersey.

506
00:33:56,640 --> 00:33:59,200
Speaker 1: Here is your I don't think so, honey, and your

507
00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:03,360
Speaker 1: time begins now. I don't think so honey. People against

508
00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:09,000
Speaker 1: gentrification here hear me out. Okay, all right, I know

509
00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:11,680
Speaker 1: you guys are like, we're white. Are we allowed to laugh?

510
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:14,960
Speaker 1: You are okay? You are? You are okay waiting for that?

511
00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:22,640
Speaker 1: I am your Martin Luther King. You understand? Okay? Stand up, bitch. Listen.

512
00:34:22,719 --> 00:34:24,840
Speaker 1: Some say it's bad, but I just think it's fun

513
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:29,239
Speaker 1: hipster colonialism, you know what I mean. It's oppression, but

514
00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:31,200
Speaker 1: we're having a good time. You know what I mean.

515
00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:35,080
Speaker 1: It's like, listen, I can have coconut vegan ice cream

516
00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:38,120
Speaker 1: while like a Filipino family is getting evicted, which is sad,

517
00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:41,600
Speaker 1: but their house will get turned into a hot yoga studio.

518
00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:43,239
Speaker 1: So that's tons of fun, you know what I mean?

519
00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:48,600
Speaker 1: Having wrong. I'm tired of coffee time. I want multiple

520
00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:53,279
Speaker 1: Starbucks this in my neighborhood. Do you under Do you understand?

521
00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:59,440
Speaker 1: Thank you? So I see some of the white guilt. Listen,

522
00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:09,320
Speaker 1: I that's it. That's fine. Minute with an argument for gentrification. Listen,

523
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:14,480
Speaker 1: more yoga, more coffee, Dave. That's where we both finished

524
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:17,360
Speaker 1: our drinks while that was going, Oh my gosh, we like,

525
00:35:19,719 --> 00:35:21,600
Speaker 1: you know, it would be great if they had the

526
00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:26,239
Speaker 1: beer store somewhere near. Guys. The beer store is the

527
00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:30,440
Speaker 1: funniest thing I've ever seen. I'm like, I love it.

528
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:32,560
Speaker 1: I want to live there. We were explained to that

529
00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:36,000
Speaker 1: you can't just buy beer easily here. No, it's like tough.

530
00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:40,480
Speaker 1: There's like restrictions. All right, so it's not perfect here, Okay, okay, alright, alright,

531
00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:48,160
Speaker 1: everyone please welcome Marshall, Lorenzos Mayes Nazy. Hey, Marshall, So

532
00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:52,080
Speaker 1: are we doing a pre selected Unfortunately, we are doing

533
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:55,120
Speaker 1: pre selected. It's fine. It's gonna be a very hot,

534
00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:57,600
Speaker 1: felt true store. Okay, here we go. I love heartfelt

535
00:35:57,600 --> 00:36:02,720
Speaker 1: and true. Your time starts. No, okay, I don't think so. Honey,

536
00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:09,759
Speaker 1: my first to run a roommate and Hathaway's brother, poor

537
00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:12,320
Speaker 1: the tea. I'm sorry that I didn't know that you

538
00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:14,279
Speaker 1: guys were related to each other. And I'm sorry that

539
00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:16,360
Speaker 1: I ate all of that meat loaf that the restaurant

540
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:18,239
Speaker 1: didn't have on the menu the first time that we met.

541
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:21,560
Speaker 1: It's just that when you said that you were your

542
00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:24,280
Speaker 1: first job was the assistant to your sister who's maybe

543
00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:27,080
Speaker 1: an actress. Why would I know that that's Ann Hathaway.

544
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:32,960
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Michael Hathaway that that. Eight months later, I

545
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:35,400
Speaker 1: had a Oscar's theme party when my friend showed up

546
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:39,080
Speaker 1: in a tuxedo Heidi Branda and saying is that okay?

547
00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:40,960
Speaker 1: And then you stole them down and finally admitted that

548
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:44,040
Speaker 1: you were related to Ann Hathaway. I'm sorry that that happened,

549
00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:46,960
Speaker 1: but I didn't see all of the Apple TV screen

550
00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:49,439
Speaker 1: savers that were happening, all of the family photos, all

551
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:53,279
Speaker 1: of the waiting photosmates. I'm not that spot. I am

552
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:56,160
Speaker 1: sorry that my mom said you a hand crafted piece

553
00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:58,840
Speaker 1: of tile that said Hathaway's cottage and I hitted my

554
00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:01,600
Speaker 1: bedside table and you found it after I left you.

555
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:08,600
Speaker 1: And that's one minute. And that's one minute. Oh wait, darling,

556
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:16,480
Speaker 1: we had to unpack. Wait wait was it her gay brother? Yes, okay,

557
00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:20,640
Speaker 1: I love, we love. Did you ever go to Hathaway's cottage?

558
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:24,120
Speaker 1: I never went to me and I never went to

559
00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:28,640
Speaker 1: a hathawayte cottage. Alright, so you did not do your duty. No,

560
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:31,800
Speaker 1: you were supposed to go to recon at and Hathawayte

561
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:34,719
Speaker 1: cottage with her gay brother other people came to hathawayte

562
00:37:34,719 --> 00:37:40,640
Speaker 1: Cottage with me. Oh, and that's a story that didn't happen. Happen.

563
00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:45,840
Speaker 1: Thank Youzo, and now please welcome Aba. I'm a kanda

564
00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:53,640
Speaker 1: to the mike. Yes, okay, so Aba, yes, talk to me.

565
00:37:53,719 --> 00:37:55,879
Speaker 1: Are we doing a preselet the topic or the troll ball?

566
00:37:56,000 --> 00:38:00,120
Speaker 1: I like to plan as a pre select Okay, We've

567
00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:04,880
Speaker 1: got some astrology people on the front. You alright, I'm kwondo.

568
00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:08,800
Speaker 1: Here is your time. It begins now. I don't think so, Honey.

569
00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:10,160
Speaker 1: Having to buy a new pair of jeans over three

570
00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:14,360
Speaker 1: years because of Chubb rub ever sence the age of thirteen,

571
00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:17,440
Speaker 1: I have spent ten thousand dollars or more on buying

572
00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:20,560
Speaker 1: a pair of new jeans. I was imagining a new

573
00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:24,160
Speaker 1: future for myself where the insides of the fucking jeans

574
00:38:24,239 --> 00:38:29,000
Speaker 1: right here near the pussy would be reinforced. However, in

575
00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:34,080
Speaker 1: this the year of France, are just throwing tacos and

576
00:38:34,239 --> 00:38:37,640
Speaker 1: fucking rose embroidery on the jeans and calling it a day.

577
00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:43,720
Speaker 1: You know, Honey, I love you, but make your denom bigger. Mama.

578
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:48,320
Speaker 1: I don't have I don't have another forty five dollars

579
00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:51,760
Speaker 1: to give you, baby, I'm popped. I think the government

580
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:55,759
Speaker 1: should give us fift in individuals grants so that we

581
00:38:55,800 --> 00:39:00,440
Speaker 1: can buy various cloths and fabrics to reinforce the inside

582
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:04,319
Speaker 1: of our fucking pants. Okay, if I have a hole

583
00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:08,200
Speaker 1: so close to my pussy, Okay, it's uncool. I don't

584
00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:15,040
Speaker 1: think so. That's one minute. Do you know what that's

585
00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:17,799
Speaker 1: actually a rule? Culture? What are you gonna say? I

586
00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:24,719
Speaker 1: was gonna say, it's culture number seventy two I have.

587
00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:27,520
Speaker 1: I haven't had to depart with so many jeans that

588
00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:29,200
Speaker 1: I was in love with because of its exact reason.

589
00:39:29,239 --> 00:39:30,719
Speaker 1: You just hit me right in the heart. Wow, hit

590
00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:33,080
Speaker 1: her in the art. Alright, alright, final for the Drake,

591
00:39:33,719 --> 00:39:40,360
Speaker 1: Jane Niles Craig, Come on, Jane, Jane as Jane. Okay,

592
00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:44,640
Speaker 1: so Jade, as the closer of the group called the Drake,

593
00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:47,960
Speaker 1: are we doing a trouble or a pre selected topic?

594
00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:54,960
Speaker 1: I got something to say. Also, it's my birthday. Happy

595
00:39:55,239 --> 00:40:05,680
Speaker 1: birthday too, Happy birthday to happy people, happy people. As

596
00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:07,960
Speaker 1: this song doesn't have a proper end, it doesn't have

597
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:12,920
Speaker 1: a good end, but that alright, Jade Niles Craig, on

598
00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:17,640
Speaker 1: your birthday, your I don't think so honey, time starts now.

599
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:21,240
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. White people with dreads no

600
00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:26,000
Speaker 1: no speak on it. I am so tired of seeing

601
00:40:26,239 --> 00:40:32,200
Speaker 1: fucking distasteful white people the Kardashian wearing dreadlocks as a

602
00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:35,360
Speaker 1: fashion statement. These people are scrambling for ship to steal

603
00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:38,400
Speaker 1: from Black folks now that we have autonomy and ship.

604
00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:43,800
Speaker 1: I don't understand why you think that it looks nice

605
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:49,160
Speaker 1: putting that much effort into looking that deplorable seconds. Black

606
00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:52,440
Speaker 1: people lock their hair in Rassafarian culture as a rejection

607
00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:56,279
Speaker 1: of vanity and as a rejection of westernized beauty standards.

608
00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:59,200
Speaker 1: White people lock their hair to piss off their parents

609
00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:06,719
Speaker 1: and fit in better a burning man half ten seconds.

610
00:41:06,719 --> 00:41:09,879
Speaker 1: Saying that you have ethnic hair because you have hair

611
00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:12,680
Speaker 1: and an ethnicity is like saying you're not a criminal

612
00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:14,680
Speaker 1: just because you happen to live in the white house.

613
00:41:14,719 --> 00:41:21,480
Speaker 1: Five seconds. I don't think so, honey. You need to

614
00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:23,799
Speaker 1: acknowledge your privilege. You can do that shape when we're

615
00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:26,080
Speaker 1: treated equally by the courts and the cops, and until then,

616
00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:30,919
Speaker 1: leave our fucking beauty supplies. What it? Oh my god,

617
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:37,200
Speaker 1: Jay's so everyone that was the drake Alan Shane Lewis

618
00:41:37,719 --> 00:41:42,680
Speaker 1: d Hersey, Marsh Lorenzo, I'm a condo, Jane Niles Craig,

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Speaker 1: Thank you guys. Can you believe we are halfway through

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Speaker 1: the show? Are you guys feeling good? Are you guys wet?

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Speaker 1: The last group was called the Drake, and this group

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Speaker 1: is called Drake. Everyone give it up for Chris Middleton,

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Speaker 1: give it up for Susan Wasting, Nadelie Norman, Harris Anderson

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Speaker 1: and Ben sos A. Right, hey guys, Hello everyone, Hey, hello,

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Speaker 1: everyone already okay, So first from Drake is Chris Middleton

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Speaker 1: in a jacket that I want? Yes, Matt deserves that jacket.

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Speaker 1: Oh'sible affordable style. I actually was going to wear the

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Speaker 1: one that Allen chaileyis was wearing right now. Oh no,

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Speaker 1: that would have been somebody would have had to die,

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Speaker 1: somebody would have had to go. Already, are you going

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Speaker 1: to do pre Selected or the troll Ball? Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, wait are you okay? Oh I guess

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Speaker 1: somebody's happening. Oh my god, no waiting everyone someone, Oh

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00:42:49,120 --> 00:42:57,360
Speaker 1: troll ball? Give it that ball bit? Oh my god.

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00:42:57,840 --> 00:43:02,560
Speaker 1: Oh I am thoroughly gag you know, is a sucker

636
00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:05,520
Speaker 1: for reveal Chris, we have to get a picture after that.

637
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:12,759
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, poet is going to the fashion change

638
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:17,359
Speaker 1: the fashion change your life. I'm honestly so terrified. All right,

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00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:20,440
Speaker 1: do not be afraid because you've come out with the

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00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:23,319
Speaker 1: shirt that means you think your claim and you are

641
00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:31,160
Speaker 1: doing a trouble against Canada's own Avril Lavine. You're telling

642
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Speaker 1: your time suns now. I don't think so, Hi, Avril Lavine,

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00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:42,960
Speaker 1: What the fund is up with your music? Now? Be complicated?

644
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:46,320
Speaker 1: Give me skater boy? What is this hallow Kenny ship?

645
00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:50,080
Speaker 1: I'm with you. You're married to the guy lead singer

646
00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:54,120
Speaker 1: from Nickelback, the most hated band on the planet. What

647
00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:57,640
Speaker 1: the fund is wrong with you? You could literally have anybody.

648
00:43:57,680 --> 00:44:01,600
Speaker 1: You're so pretty, like love yourself more. I don't think

649
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:04,320
Speaker 1: honey ever Levin, what then have you been doing recently?

650
00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:07,400
Speaker 1: I have not heard a new aber Levine song and

651
00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:09,759
Speaker 1: so long, and I wanted to be rock. I wanted

652
00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:12,800
Speaker 1: to be reminiscent of like a two thousand's Chris Middleton

653
00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:18,240
Speaker 1: with like guyliner and like black everything. She was my everything,

654
00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:23,319
Speaker 1: literally my karaoke anthem. Put out more beggars like that, Hey,

655
00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:25,880
Speaker 1: hey you you I don't like you, Gabra Levine, I

656
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:30,680
Speaker 1: don't think so high. Five seconds five seconds, aber Levine,

657
00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:32,720
Speaker 1: you're in a space to Canada. I don't think no, honey.

658
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:37,680
Speaker 1: I will say this. Here's here's the shade she just

659
00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:42,600
Speaker 1: released in his single like last week, bitch about it.

660
00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:47,520
Speaker 1: Listen there, that's the shade against her, that is sht

661
00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:52,520
Speaker 1: and literally sat alone and cried, I'm with you. That's

662
00:44:52,520 --> 00:44:59,960
Speaker 1: still from the bridge. And yeah, alright, Middleton, you fucking

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Speaker 1: give it up for Susan waste Hey, calm, they fucked down. Yes, So, Susan,

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Speaker 1: here's a question for you. Are we doing And I

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Speaker 1: don't think so, honey, trouble or and I don't think

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Speaker 1: it's honey pre selected. It's very pret very pre slected. Indeed,

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Speaker 1: here's Susan was sex. I don't think so, honey, and

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Speaker 1: her time starts now. I don't think so honey. Shaleen Woodley,

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Speaker 1: thank you. Like I don't know what big little lies

670
00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:34,439
Speaker 1: you told to get on a show with Reese, Laura

671
00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:39,719
Speaker 1: dern Zoick Kravit and I called kivin, Oh my god, no,

672
00:45:39,880 --> 00:45:41,400
Speaker 1: like literally, it's a gem of a show in your

673
00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:45,440
Speaker 1: fucking sham of an actor. Did we all just forget

674
00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:47,359
Speaker 1: the fault in our stars. It was like the only

675
00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:50,560
Speaker 1: movie where I wanted a heavy quotes protagonist to die

676
00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:55,120
Speaker 1: from their terminal illness. And I don't want to hear

677
00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:56,840
Speaker 1: you want to talk show talking about how you like

678
00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:59,560
Speaker 1: own one pair of jeans. You smell so bad. Fashion

679
00:45:59,640 --> 00:46:05,360
Speaker 1: designer don't want to dress you dusting. I'm so so

680
00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:09,000
Speaker 1: sick of Shale Woodley, like we didn't ask for a

681
00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:15,080
Speaker 1: poor man's Jennifer Laurence fift seconds. You should probably just

682
00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:17,600
Speaker 1: diverge from acting, which I think will be super easy.

683
00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:19,920
Speaker 1: Just pack your fucking begs. You just have like one

684
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:23,360
Speaker 1: pair of jeans and shirts. I don't think so, honey,

685
00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:29,080
Speaker 1: what a one minute wait. I don't know the words.

686
00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:32,320
Speaker 1: I don't know this t she smells bad. Allegedly she

687
00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:35,480
Speaker 1: smells bad, and designers are like, no thanks, I buy this,

688
00:46:36,120 --> 00:46:39,799
Speaker 1: I buy I purchas. She's like a liberal liberal Wow,

689
00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:44,600
Speaker 1: oh my god. Hit up every one for Natalie Norman

690
00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:52,920
Speaker 1: iteration Natalie Norman. I love it how you're doing. I

691
00:46:53,160 --> 00:47:00,800
Speaker 1: feel sick. This is my nightmare. You're gonna do a

692
00:47:00,840 --> 00:47:06,840
Speaker 1: trouble or let's do the trouble, all right. That's how

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00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:11,600
Speaker 1: you guys, why not, honey, litten Okay, okay, okay, oh

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Speaker 1: your I don't think so, honey. Topic is the reality show?

695
00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:20,120
Speaker 1: The voice? Can we do this? I mean I don't

696
00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:26,640
Speaker 1: know much, but is where is the voice a Canadian thing? No?

697
00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:30,080
Speaker 1: Well then who We're not gonna okay, because we put

698
00:47:30,160 --> 00:47:32,000
Speaker 1: it in with a big question. We were like, we

699
00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:34,640
Speaker 1: don't know if they do the voice in Canada. We don't.

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00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:39,040
Speaker 1: We have it on television in America. But you guys

701
00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:43,279
Speaker 1: don't give a fuck, no, no, alright, alright, thank you,

702
00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:51,600
Speaker 1: all right, So instead we have Sean Mandez. Do you're

703
00:47:51,640 --> 00:47:55,480
Speaker 1: not caring either? To you? Do you also not give

704
00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:58,719
Speaker 1: a funk about Sean? I don't know, alright, strike too,

705
00:47:59,040 --> 00:48:01,560
Speaker 1: and you know what and you know what that is? Shade?

706
00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:04,120
Speaker 1: That shade, that is shade right there, that's a whole.

707
00:48:04,160 --> 00:48:07,120
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Already, What about what about

708
00:48:07,239 --> 00:48:11,279
Speaker 1: this is so funny, Natalie? What about Disney World? Hi?

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00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:14,080
Speaker 1: Already are right? I don't think so, honey. On Disney

710
00:48:14,120 --> 00:48:17,439
Speaker 1: World starts now, I don't think so, honey, Disney World.

711
00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:21,640
Speaker 1: What the fund is that ship? I'm Jewish and I'm

712
00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:25,880
Speaker 1: pretty sure it's all fucking anti Semitic there, Why the

713
00:48:26,080 --> 00:48:28,799
Speaker 1: funk do we ever go there? What are we not adults? Hey?

714
00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:31,160
Speaker 1: What about those fucking weirdos who are adults are obsessed

715
00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:35,680
Speaker 1: with Disney World? Grow the funk up? Okay, we got

716
00:48:35,800 --> 00:48:41,239
Speaker 1: real things like the Kardashian I don't even what is

717
00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:43,160
Speaker 1: there one in Paris? To what the fund is that

718
00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:48,200
Speaker 1: euro track? I will go to the one in Tokyo.

719
00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:52,160
Speaker 1: I'll go that one for sure has some funked up

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00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:58,239
Speaker 1: section and I am down for that, down for that.

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00:48:58,719 --> 00:49:01,400
Speaker 1: I don't know what else does that? I just fifteen seconds,

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00:49:01,719 --> 00:49:08,200
Speaker 1: you have more time, Okay, They're just any time I

723
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:11,880
Speaker 1: go in there, I get scared and five seconds I

724
00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:17,200
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey, Disney World, that's one minute. It's true.

725
00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:22,719
Speaker 1: Walt Disney World famous, Walt Disney famously anti semitic. Yes,

726
00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:27,560
Speaker 1: and we have famously been there exclusive every year as

727
00:49:27,680 --> 00:49:30,960
Speaker 1: high as we could get. Not because of the anti semitism,

728
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:33,319
Speaker 1: because of the rides. Anyway, we're leaving the spot, all right,

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00:49:33,920 --> 00:49:40,680
Speaker 1: everyone welcome Karriss Anderson. Hello, handsome handsome. So what are

730
00:49:40,719 --> 00:49:43,400
Speaker 1: we thinking at this at this at this moment, like

731
00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:45,719
Speaker 1: are we doing trollball or are pre selected I got

732
00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:48,799
Speaker 1: a bone to pick. Stey's got a bone to pick.

733
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:53,520
Speaker 1: Carris Anderson, your time starts now. I don't think so, honey.

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00:49:53,600 --> 00:50:00,239
Speaker 1: Gay guys who don't have lesbian friends, wow, are sucked

735
00:50:00,320 --> 00:50:04,440
Speaker 1: up log cabin Republicans, and I am onto you. Lesbians

736
00:50:04,480 --> 00:50:06,359
Speaker 1: have been there for us from the get go. They

737
00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:10,120
Speaker 1: are our sisters. They used to marry us so we

738
00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:13,719
Speaker 1: wouldn't be socially ostracized. They took care of us during

739
00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:16,840
Speaker 1: the AIDS crisis, and they gave birth to our babies

740
00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:22,600
Speaker 1: while we were still frosting our fucking tipsconds. I know

741
00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:26,320
Speaker 1: that your friend Amber told you that lesbians are aggressive

742
00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:28,480
Speaker 1: because one time a lesbian came up to her in

743
00:50:28,520 --> 00:50:33,560
Speaker 1: a bar gasp. But Amber is a useless homophobe who

744
00:50:33,719 --> 00:50:36,320
Speaker 1: thinks you're a purse. She would trade you for a

745
00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:40,719
Speaker 1: vodka crown, honey. And I don't think, Sonny, the ambiguity

746
00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:43,840
Speaker 1: of the situation. Are you ignoring lesbians because you're a

747
00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:46,080
Speaker 1: shittick or a lesbians ignoring you because they can smell

748
00:50:46,120 --> 00:50:49,560
Speaker 1: your toxicity like a cat smells cancer. Find out know?

749
00:50:49,760 --> 00:50:53,200
Speaker 1: And I hate ambiguity, bitch. I don't think, Sonny. Guys

750
00:50:53,200 --> 00:50:57,160
Speaker 1: who aren't friends with lesbian and that's what crowded your horizons,

751
00:50:57,239 --> 00:51:02,840
Speaker 1: you guys, Thank you Karen. You know LGBT starts with L.

752
00:51:03,080 --> 00:51:05,480
Speaker 1: It starts with L. That's actually a rule of culture

753
00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:11,200
Speaker 1: number three. LGBT starts with L and give it up

754
00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:17,719
Speaker 1: for Ben. So so right, another beautiful fault jacket. This

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00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:21,240
Speaker 1: is gorge This is wonderful. I have heard the legend

756
00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:23,640
Speaker 1: of Ben. Now tell me, are we going to be

757
00:51:23,760 --> 00:51:26,239
Speaker 1: doing a pre selected topic or the troll ball? I

758
00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:30,719
Speaker 1: have something to say, he has something. It's a preselect

759
00:51:30,880 --> 00:51:33,640
Speaker 1: and Ben? So so right, your I don't think so, honey,

760
00:51:33,719 --> 00:51:37,720
Speaker 1: topic starts now. I don't think so, honey. The models

761
00:51:37,719 --> 00:51:39,799
Speaker 1: on America's Next Top Model who cry when they get

762
00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:46,799
Speaker 1: their makeover, I don't think so, honey. If Tyra Bank

763
00:51:46,840 --> 00:51:49,120
Speaker 1: says you have the bone structure for a pixie, that's

764
00:51:49,160 --> 00:51:53,680
Speaker 1: a compliment, honey. Compliments are not meant to be cried over.

765
00:51:54,920 --> 00:51:58,000
Speaker 1: If BETL. Sason himself came into my house and said

766
00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:00,680
Speaker 1: I could work in asymmetrical Bob, I would be kissing

767
00:52:00,760 --> 00:52:06,239
Speaker 1: his feet, Honey. I would not be crying. Also, I

768
00:52:06,239 --> 00:52:08,160
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. How they always try to sow

769
00:52:08,239 --> 00:52:13,480
Speaker 1: weaves into white women's hair really a constant thing every season,

770
00:52:13,520 --> 00:52:16,960
Speaker 1: and they always removed the weave the next day. They

771
00:52:17,120 --> 00:52:21,560
Speaker 1: never stay on their heads. I don't think so honey

772
00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:26,360
Speaker 1: girls who can appreciate the power in a PIXTI cut. Okay. Also,

773
00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:28,840
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey girls who don't funk with bangs.

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00:52:28,920 --> 00:52:31,920
Speaker 1: Bangs are fashion for words five seconds. I don't think

775
00:52:31,960 --> 00:52:33,840
Speaker 1: so honey girls on America's Accept Model who quite but

776
00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:39,960
Speaker 1: their makeover. Yeah, fantass a right, I agree a thousand.

777
00:52:41,120 --> 00:52:43,680
Speaker 1: We're all in agreement here. Give it up for Drake,

778
00:52:44,160 --> 00:52:50,319
Speaker 1: Chris Middleton, Susan White saying Natalie Norman man so so right,

779
00:52:51,320 --> 00:52:56,799
Speaker 1: Thank you guys. God wow. I actually review America's Next

780
00:52:56,840 --> 00:52:59,560
Speaker 1: Top Model for Vulture, and I can tell you as like,

781
00:52:59,719 --> 00:53:04,560
Speaker 1: the only person who still watches it is bad, bad, bad,

782
00:53:04,680 --> 00:53:11,040
Speaker 1: bad bad, and Tyra might be a bad person. There's

783
00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:14,680
Speaker 1: watched the show. I mean the only que I remember

784
00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:18,800
Speaker 1: was like, you're crying and I'm glad you're crying, and

785
00:53:18,920 --> 00:53:20,840
Speaker 1: it's like, no, it's not as iconic as it was.

786
00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:24,440
Speaker 1: You can't season this season she cut one girl because

787
00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:27,360
Speaker 1: she was a bad person on the inside, and the

788
00:53:27,480 --> 00:53:29,720
Speaker 1: girl was like, okay, cool, Thank you, and she wouldn't

789
00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:32,240
Speaker 1: let her leave until she had said it five more times.

790
00:53:32,560 --> 00:53:36,040
Speaker 1: It was like she accepted it, like Okay, I heard you.

791
00:53:36,239 --> 00:53:39,320
Speaker 1: I have to leave. Everyone. Give it up for this

792
00:53:39,440 --> 00:53:44,839
Speaker 1: next group, which is called poutine squaw, give it up

793
00:53:45,320 --> 00:53:51,280
Speaker 1: for Claire, give it up for Andrew ivanmy Ryle Brown,

794
00:53:51,320 --> 00:54:01,120
Speaker 1: wren Nina Atlases. Hey, guys, exited, very excited. Hello, let's

795
00:54:01,160 --> 00:54:06,520
Speaker 1: have the first to the micro. Miss Claire, sare what

796
00:54:06,680 --> 00:54:12,560
Speaker 1: is that you're drinking? It's beer batch. It's be all right,

797
00:54:12,719 --> 00:54:16,000
Speaker 1: so ms Claire, are we doing a trouble? Which have

798
00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:18,440
Speaker 1: we only had two? We've only had two? This is

799
00:54:18,560 --> 00:54:23,640
Speaker 1: six three, we've had only three? Wonderful? All right? So

800
00:54:23,719 --> 00:54:27,200
Speaker 1: are we doing trouble? Or a priest left the topic? Claire? Um, First,

801
00:54:27,239 --> 00:54:29,480
Speaker 1: I would like to acknowledge all of those that have

802
00:54:29,600 --> 00:54:32,480
Speaker 1: come before us, And I don't think so, honey, Rowl Yes,

803
00:54:32,680 --> 00:54:37,879
Speaker 1: thank you pioneers, everyone that's come before her, they're all

804
00:54:38,040 --> 00:54:44,440
Speaker 1: dead now pre selected. This is Claire as is pre selected.

805
00:54:44,480 --> 00:54:46,640
Speaker 1: I don't think so, Honey. At her time starts now,

806
00:54:47,120 --> 00:54:54,480
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Megan Merkele and Prince Harry's wedding, Wow, Okay, no, no, no, no, no,

807
00:54:54,760 --> 00:54:59,520
Speaker 1: no bat Oh my god, the fashion that dress? Why

808
00:54:59,520 --> 00:55:06,000
Speaker 1: are you a bleached sack to your own wedding? Not

809
00:55:06,239 --> 00:55:09,680
Speaker 1: to mention you let your fiance slash future husband wears

810
00:55:09,840 --> 00:55:18,600
Speaker 1: depressed stegosaurs backwards outfit. Oh my god, your best friend

811
00:55:18,640 --> 00:55:20,480
Speaker 1: is sitting in the front row and she's all like

812
00:55:20,800 --> 00:55:24,440
Speaker 1: Selfie's from the back. She's all like this from all

813
00:55:24,560 --> 00:55:26,840
Speaker 1: Rooney with her husband who looks like he's like Kendall

814
00:55:26,920 --> 00:55:34,839
Speaker 1: down below. My bull food? What is that? Come up

815
00:55:34,880 --> 00:55:40,080
Speaker 1: with a better terminology. Also, when they took the pictures

816
00:55:40,120 --> 00:55:43,359
Speaker 1: out front, they look like a hairy vagina around the door.

817
00:55:45,200 --> 00:55:51,680
Speaker 1: I know, no, honey, no plan your wedding better. Wow,

818
00:55:52,200 --> 00:55:55,960
Speaker 1: I will say this. Wait, I didn't give a funk

819
00:55:55,960 --> 00:56:00,399
Speaker 1: about their wedding. Do you guys have to care? Oh?

820
00:56:00,520 --> 00:56:03,200
Speaker 1: I didn't subscribe to it at all. I didn't give

821
00:56:03,200 --> 00:56:08,080
Speaker 1: a fun. Do we like Megan? See? I was just

822
00:56:08,239 --> 00:56:11,160
Speaker 1: panicking over my own nation, so I was not. I

823
00:56:12,480 --> 00:56:15,000
Speaker 1: mean we liked that she was on suits. Yeah, that

824
00:56:15,160 --> 00:56:18,360
Speaker 1: was cool that she was. Everyone give it up for

825
00:56:18,600 --> 00:56:27,400
Speaker 1: Andrew ivany Andrew? Now what are we thinking? I like

826
00:56:27,560 --> 00:56:35,320
Speaker 1: the I like I'm stealing that. That's how are you

827
00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:37,840
Speaker 1: feeling in terms of Trouball versus I don't think so

828
00:56:37,920 --> 00:56:40,719
Speaker 1: any pre prepared topic. I'm gonna do a pre selection. Okay, baby,

829
00:56:41,400 --> 00:56:46,439
Speaker 1: I feel like I've let you down, but I don't

830
00:56:46,520 --> 00:56:52,200
Speaker 1: see Trouball. Alrighty great, So what are we doing? Your

831
00:56:52,280 --> 00:56:57,120
Speaker 1: time startarts now? I don't think so, honey. Books that

832
00:56:57,280 --> 00:57:02,640
Speaker 1: come with a map, Hey, hey, fantasy novels that have

833
00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:05,880
Speaker 1: a three page map at the beginning? Can you cool it?

834
00:57:06,320 --> 00:57:08,680
Speaker 1: Can you fucking cool it? I don't want to have

835
00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:11,880
Speaker 1: to take a geography lesson before I read a book.

836
00:57:13,080 --> 00:57:16,720
Speaker 1: It's eighteen and I'm reading a book. They should already

837
00:57:16,800 --> 00:57:20,800
Speaker 1: be throwing me a parade for doing that, not giving

838
00:57:20,880 --> 00:57:25,400
Speaker 1: me more homework before my homework. I don't care what

839
00:57:25,560 --> 00:57:27,760
Speaker 1: the lay of the shirt. You wrote a fantasy novel

840
00:57:27,840 --> 00:57:29,400
Speaker 1: and you're like, but you need to know that the

841
00:57:29,520 --> 00:57:32,480
Speaker 1: mountains are to the north before the cursed Tower of

842
00:57:32,560 --> 00:57:36,440
Speaker 1: slew Dune. I don't give a ship. Just write it

843
00:57:36,520 --> 00:57:39,000
Speaker 1: in the book. Have the characters just be like, oh,

844
00:57:39,080 --> 00:57:40,960
Speaker 1: let's go through the mountain. That's the only way, and

845
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:45,880
Speaker 1: I'll be like, great, I believe you. I wasn't gonna

846
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:49,160
Speaker 1: fat check your I'm bad with real world geography. I

847
00:57:49,200 --> 00:57:52,400
Speaker 1: don't need her fantasy ship. Five seconds. I Google mapped

848
00:57:52,400 --> 00:57:55,240
Speaker 1: how to get here tonight, and I live in this city.

849
00:57:55,760 --> 00:57:58,720
Speaker 1: I don't need a fantasy map. You're fucking got my book,

850
00:57:58,920 --> 00:58:05,040
Speaker 1: and that's what I'm Oh my god, my god. I mean,

851
00:58:05,320 --> 00:58:09,160
Speaker 1: I have famously never read one book, but I'm sure

852
00:58:09,280 --> 00:58:11,840
Speaker 1: what you're saying is, and I've read it. I've read

853
00:58:11,920 --> 00:58:14,600
Speaker 1: between one and twenty books, and I did read The

854
00:58:15,200 --> 00:58:17,320
Speaker 1: Lord of the No not those those are too long,

855
00:58:17,640 --> 00:58:21,200
Speaker 1: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe. Those have maps

856
00:58:22,320 --> 00:58:25,080
Speaker 1: and they're not even real real place, bitch. See. I'm

857
00:58:25,080 --> 00:58:27,160
Speaker 1: thinking about the Game of Thrones intro, where it's like

858
00:58:27,280 --> 00:58:29,960
Speaker 1: they kind of give us the whole scene. I do

859
00:58:30,200 --> 00:58:33,520
Speaker 1: enjoy that because of the gears and everything. Anyway, end

860
00:58:33,600 --> 00:58:42,040
Speaker 1: of a NERD conversation. Instead, let's bring up Tim Blair. Hey, Tim, Tim, Hey,

861
00:58:42,920 --> 00:58:44,880
Speaker 1: so talk to us? Is it a priest lot of

862
00:58:44,960 --> 00:58:49,560
Speaker 1: topic or the troll bowl? Okay, baby boy, Tim Blair?

863
00:58:50,040 --> 00:58:52,600
Speaker 1: Your I don't think so, honey. Time starts you say,

864
00:58:53,920 --> 00:58:59,120
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Cannabis themed T shirts? You

865
00:58:59,200 --> 00:59:02,320
Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about? A weed wear gonja garments.

866
00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:06,160
Speaker 1: You know it's those tops the potheads rock where it's

867
00:59:06,200 --> 00:59:08,880
Speaker 1: like it's a tie die graphic t with like pot

868
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:12,080
Speaker 1: leaves all over it, a bunch of barbed wire for

869
00:59:12,200 --> 00:59:15,040
Speaker 1: no reason. I guess it's there to like give it

870
00:59:15,120 --> 00:59:16,919
Speaker 1: the austet, give it a little bit of edge because

871
00:59:16,960 --> 00:59:19,840
Speaker 1: you have got like a carpet rotted cartoon character on

872
00:59:19,920 --> 00:59:23,520
Speaker 1: the front, just taking a tope like like damn, I

873
00:59:23,560 --> 00:59:25,840
Speaker 1: don't know how you did cush like it's sucked up.

874
00:59:26,800 --> 00:59:29,560
Speaker 1: Like those shirts are so tacky. It has to stop,

875
00:59:29,680 --> 00:59:32,840
Speaker 1: all right, because like we're like nineteen days away from

876
00:59:32,920 --> 00:59:36,960
Speaker 1: legalization in this country. Yeah, yeah, soon, it's gonna be

877
00:59:37,080 --> 00:59:40,840
Speaker 1: like wearing white after Labor Day. It's getting ridiculous, right,

878
00:59:40,880 --> 00:59:42,920
Speaker 1: And plus, like what did this campaign even do? Like

879
00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:45,720
Speaker 1: at leasia legged shirt legalized shirt never did anything. Like

880
00:59:45,800 --> 00:59:48,160
Speaker 1: the only reason, the only possible way a legalizing shirt

881
00:59:48,200 --> 00:59:50,040
Speaker 1: could have made a difference if the Prime Minister was

882
00:59:50,080 --> 00:59:52,040
Speaker 1: like looking through his old clothes and like pulled up

883
00:59:52,040 --> 00:59:54,040
Speaker 1: a shirt and then the other hand found a shirt

884
00:59:54,080 --> 00:59:56,600
Speaker 1: with a Nike slogan on it and was like, huh,

885
00:59:57,760 --> 01:00:04,920
Speaker 1: just do it all right? Wow, Honestly, guys, it's a

886
01:00:05,240 --> 01:00:07,440
Speaker 1: it's a reminder that you guys are getting legalized weed.

887
01:00:07,680 --> 01:00:10,400
Speaker 1: It's that's the fact that we're here nineteen days before

888
01:00:10,520 --> 01:00:14,560
Speaker 1: it happens is fucking infurious. It's personal against us. It's

889
01:00:14,560 --> 01:00:16,800
Speaker 1: an attack. It's an attack on us in our family.

890
01:00:16,960 --> 01:00:21,760
Speaker 1: Where's the weed that finding? Everyone? Welcome? Kyle Brown, rag

891
01:00:24,160 --> 01:00:30,160
Speaker 1: what they're all handsome? So handsome. Sorry, we didn't mean

892
01:00:30,160 --> 01:00:32,680
Speaker 1: to say that out loud, but we also did. Um

893
01:00:33,680 --> 01:00:36,360
Speaker 1: it's so, Kyle, are we doing a preslet the topic

894
01:00:36,480 --> 01:00:38,200
Speaker 1: or the troll ball? It's a little bit of both,

895
01:00:39,280 --> 01:00:41,919
Speaker 1: a little bit of plain hell I'm gonna be doing

896
01:00:42,080 --> 01:00:47,760
Speaker 1: I don't think so, Honey aber Levine Part two, Wow, Yes,

897
01:00:47,880 --> 01:00:51,840
Speaker 1: I love this and your time starts now. Bitch. You

898
01:00:51,920 --> 01:00:54,240
Speaker 1: are the answer to the question what if the Lanis

899
01:00:54,320 --> 01:01:04,120
Speaker 1: Morrissett didn't have talent? Ah, she's always going on about

900
01:01:04,120 --> 01:01:11,320
Speaker 1: her lime disease. We get it. Bit, you look unwashed

901
01:01:11,400 --> 01:01:14,480
Speaker 1: in most of your music videos. If you were on

902
01:01:14,640 --> 01:01:17,040
Speaker 1: Charlie Brown, you would be that character with the dirt

903
01:01:17,080 --> 01:01:21,280
Speaker 1: cloud following you everywhere? Are you really that shocked that

904
01:01:21,400 --> 01:01:25,760
Speaker 1: a parasite attached itself to your body? Ha ha ha?

905
01:01:31,720 --> 01:01:40,720
Speaker 1: But enough about Chad Kroger despit for the records. Shania

906
01:01:40,800 --> 01:01:44,480
Speaker 1: Twain also has lime disease. Do you hear her bitching

907
01:01:44,520 --> 01:01:47,000
Speaker 1: about it all the time? She just released a new

908
01:01:47,080 --> 01:01:49,800
Speaker 1: album and she's on a world tour. Bitch, take a

909
01:01:49,960 --> 01:01:54,120
Speaker 1: note five seconds. I'm a huge ven verse. I love her. Okay,

910
01:01:54,120 --> 01:02:05,560
Speaker 1: thank you ky forever rendvallha. We will be together all

911
01:02:05,840 --> 01:02:14,920
Speaker 1: of as we fucking love Shannaia. I'm with all the

912
01:02:14,960 --> 01:02:23,320
Speaker 1: way to the end. And now everyone welcome Nina adline. Nina,

913
01:02:23,880 --> 01:02:27,240
Speaker 1: are we doing a trouball or a pre selected or

914
01:02:27,360 --> 01:02:31,240
Speaker 1: some combination of the two, which we've now discovered as possible. Well,

915
01:02:31,280 --> 01:02:33,680
Speaker 1: I was going to do a pre selected, but I'm

916
01:02:33,800 --> 01:02:43,280
Speaker 1: feeling well, Troy, Okay, right, all right, Nina, let's see

917
01:02:43,320 --> 01:02:48,160
Speaker 1: what did I pull? Okay, okay. This trouball topic is

918
01:02:48,440 --> 01:02:54,919
Speaker 1: Happy Birthday the song Nina Haveler, Your time starts now.

919
01:02:55,640 --> 01:02:58,920
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, Happy Birthday the song. There

920
01:02:59,160 --> 01:03:04,960
Speaker 1: is no such as a happy birthday. I planned my

921
01:03:05,120 --> 01:03:07,720
Speaker 1: whole year around when I'm going to do the night

922
01:03:07,800 --> 01:03:13,440
Speaker 1: before my birthday October one, Yes, thank you, because I

923
01:03:13,520 --> 01:03:16,640
Speaker 1: don't want to be out in public to explain to

924
01:03:16,760 --> 01:03:21,360
Speaker 1: people about where I'm reflecting in life. I don't think so, honey,

925
01:03:21,480 --> 01:03:25,240
Speaker 1: Happy Birthday because most people for their birthdays are wishing

926
01:03:25,400 --> 01:03:32,040
Speaker 1: something different from their life. People don't need to be

927
01:03:32,200 --> 01:03:35,280
Speaker 1: reminded that they haven't phoned their mothers or fathers in

928
01:03:35,320 --> 01:03:39,280
Speaker 1: a while, their siblings are probably doing funk all somewhere,

929
01:03:40,280 --> 01:03:42,800
Speaker 1: and that they don't have enough friends to throw themselves

930
01:03:42,840 --> 01:03:47,480
Speaker 1: as a prize party this, I don't think so, Honey,

931
01:03:47,600 --> 01:03:50,560
Speaker 1: Happy Birthday. You're a song that no one can sing

932
01:03:52,040 --> 01:03:57,680
Speaker 1: five seconds using you to test people's vocal range, it's

933
01:03:57,800 --> 01:04:00,240
Speaker 1: just absurd, you know, I couldn't. I can find it

934
01:04:00,320 --> 01:04:06,240
Speaker 1: into that because you're just a joke, Nina. It's true,

935
01:04:06,920 --> 01:04:09,920
Speaker 1: honestly though, I'll say it sound good singing it. No,

936
01:04:10,080 --> 01:04:12,000
Speaker 1: But you know, when you've got a room of musical theater,

937
01:04:12,080 --> 01:04:19,440
Speaker 1: gaze because the harmonies for Happy Birthday are always they're up.

938
01:04:19,960 --> 01:04:31,080
Speaker 1: That's always me to And with that, thank you Puttin Squaky,

939
01:04:34,040 --> 01:04:39,800
Speaker 1: Tim Blair Brown, Nina Atlas, Yes, thank you all so much. Wow.

940
01:04:40,440 --> 01:04:45,440
Speaker 1: This next group is the final group sad and we

941
01:04:45,640 --> 01:04:50,200
Speaker 1: had to look up a Toronto specific and we discovered

942
01:04:51,080 --> 01:05:00,400
Speaker 1: Keeper Sutherland, Kevin's very own for Chris Sandifer, Johanna, Edward Taylor,

943
01:05:00,520 --> 01:05:09,680
Speaker 1: Templeton Smith, Evie Samato and Shanti Marastica. Hey, hey, hey,

944
01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:16,080
Speaker 1: wow serving looks, looks are served. Yes, everyone, welcome Chris

945
01:05:16,200 --> 01:05:23,240
Speaker 1: Sandifert to the mic carress. It is time. Hello, hello, hello, Hello.

946
01:05:23,480 --> 01:05:26,280
Speaker 1: Before we begin, I think the group wanted me to

947
01:05:26,360 --> 01:05:28,960
Speaker 1: speak just real quick about how we're all gonna go

948
01:05:29,120 --> 01:05:35,120
Speaker 1: from the bull tonight. O'm gonna do it. God, Matt,

949
01:05:35,240 --> 01:05:38,360
Speaker 1: has this ever happened? This has never happen before. We've

950
01:05:38,440 --> 01:05:43,520
Speaker 1: never had a declaration of such such solidary row wisdom. Yes, this,

951
01:05:43,680 --> 01:05:47,760
Speaker 1: this group is together. The bowl is I made this

952
01:05:47,920 --> 01:05:51,439
Speaker 1: bowl myself. It's a beautiful ball. I I glass blew

953
01:05:51,520 --> 01:05:55,000
Speaker 1: it and here we go, So Chris, here we go.

954
01:05:55,200 --> 01:05:58,360
Speaker 1: I blew it, all right, So here we go. I

955
01:05:58,520 --> 01:06:01,040
Speaker 1: hope that you came on with her a game because

956
01:06:01,480 --> 01:06:05,200
Speaker 1: your I don't think so, Honey. Topic is John Lennon.

957
01:06:08,440 --> 01:06:11,640
Speaker 1: I said it was a trouble and your time, Chris

958
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:15,200
Speaker 1: starts now. I don't think so, John Lennon, you died

959
01:06:15,320 --> 01:06:20,760
Speaker 1: and that's why Paul McCartney wrote temporary Secretary? How is

960
01:06:20,880 --> 01:06:23,960
Speaker 1: this song? Is this why you died? You left for me?

961
01:06:24,040 --> 01:06:27,720
Speaker 1: With this song? All I need is a temporary what's

962
01:06:27,760 --> 01:06:29,600
Speaker 1: the lyric in that song? All Right, I'm gonna treat

963
01:06:29,640 --> 01:06:31,720
Speaker 1: her right. I'm never gonna keep her till late at night.

964
01:06:31,800 --> 01:06:34,320
Speaker 1: She doesn't need to know how to do sexy things.

965
01:06:34,560 --> 01:06:37,640
Speaker 1: But why did you bring it up? Let it be?

966
01:06:38,240 --> 01:06:42,400
Speaker 1: Let it be? Oh, I don't think so, John Lennon,

967
01:06:42,440 --> 01:06:44,640
Speaker 1: you should be here now. You know we need you

968
01:06:44,760 --> 01:06:50,040
Speaker 1: now more than ever. Who's the president? Seconds? Seconds? Oh

969
01:06:50,080 --> 01:06:53,520
Speaker 1: my god? Okay, uh you got time? Thirty? Oh my god.

970
01:06:53,560 --> 01:06:56,480
Speaker 1: Oh I don't think so, honey, John Lennon. Those circle glasses.

971
01:06:57,240 --> 01:07:02,440
Speaker 1: Uh second? You ever hear of contact lenses? You know?

972
01:07:03,560 --> 01:07:06,880
Speaker 1: Oh you think a stroll? He might not. Don't walk

973
01:07:06,920 --> 01:07:10,880
Speaker 1: in the park, you silly bitch. Okay, five seconds? Five seconds.

974
01:07:10,880 --> 01:07:14,680
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, Thank you so much. That's

975
01:07:14,720 --> 01:07:20,040
Speaker 1: one minute, Chris. Wow. All of a sudden, this group

976
01:07:20,200 --> 01:07:23,200
Speaker 1: is like, I don't know John Lennon's coming out of here.

977
01:07:24,400 --> 01:07:32,440
Speaker 1: Here we go, Shawn at Edward, shann listen house of Edward.

978
01:07:33,760 --> 01:07:37,200
Speaker 1: Thank you? Now? Are we sticking with this pack? Troball?

979
01:07:38,320 --> 01:07:40,920
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we are going to fault. I was like,

980
01:07:40,960 --> 01:07:44,520
Speaker 1: I'm Harabius. Everyone tall, Okay, here we go. So your

981
01:07:44,720 --> 01:07:48,680
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Topic is Tim Hortons You

982
01:07:52,080 --> 01:08:04,400
Speaker 1: a problem? A problem? Go? Oh fudge yo, yo, Tim,

983
01:08:05,000 --> 01:08:10,240
Speaker 1: motherfucking Hortons. I don't think so, honey. Let me tell

984
01:08:10,320 --> 01:08:13,680
Speaker 1: you when I walk in first thing in the motherfucking

985
01:08:13,760 --> 01:08:17,840
Speaker 1: morning and there's a goddamn lineup outside the fucking door,

986
01:08:18,200 --> 01:08:21,759
Speaker 1: and you're gonna tell me when I order my dark

987
01:08:21,840 --> 01:08:27,920
Speaker 1: crosst regular double cups that this fucking coffee is stale.

988
01:08:29,800 --> 01:08:33,720
Speaker 1: It is eight in the fucking morning. What have you

989
01:08:33,880 --> 01:08:38,000
Speaker 1: been doing? What the fuck have you been doing? And

990
01:08:38,120 --> 01:08:42,720
Speaker 1: then you're gonna tell me when I order a dozen

991
01:08:42,960 --> 01:08:47,960
Speaker 1: motherfucking doughnuts, not only one of those bitches is gonna

992
01:08:48,080 --> 01:08:53,800
Speaker 1: be a crueler? What of those pitches? This is start

993
01:08:53,880 --> 01:09:00,680
Speaker 1: my whole, This is my hardle this I these two

994
01:09:00,720 --> 01:09:05,880
Speaker 1: apologized for coming in late last week. I came in

995
01:09:06,200 --> 01:09:10,479
Speaker 1: late last week. But donuts, this is how one is

996
01:09:10,520 --> 01:09:13,679
Speaker 1: a cooler. What the funk are the rest? Chocolate dip?

997
01:09:14,120 --> 01:09:23,040
Speaker 1: Suck my dip and that's what I mean? Oh my god.

998
01:09:23,400 --> 01:09:26,880
Speaker 1: So like Matt didn't know, I didn't know. I didn't

999
01:09:26,920 --> 01:09:28,840
Speaker 1: know what Tim Horton's was, and I was like, no,

1000
01:09:29,080 --> 01:09:33,160
Speaker 1: it's beloved. We must put it in the bowl. Can

1001
01:09:33,200 --> 01:09:39,160
Speaker 1: I ask you a question, what's the double cup? Yeah?

1002
01:09:40,560 --> 01:09:43,759
Speaker 1: A double cup instead of a sleeve that still burns

1003
01:09:43,800 --> 01:09:46,960
Speaker 1: your motherfucking fingers. You know what I mean. I'm weak.

1004
01:09:47,280 --> 01:09:49,599
Speaker 1: I'm weak in the winter, I'm weak in the summer.

1005
01:09:50,040 --> 01:09:53,320
Speaker 1: Fingertips don't have circulation. So like when I asked you

1006
01:09:53,439 --> 01:09:59,200
Speaker 1: for a double cup, it means too cops. Okay, it

1007
01:09:59,320 --> 01:10:03,240
Speaker 1: sounds a too but wasteful. Honestly, Yes, that was amazing,

1008
01:10:03,280 --> 01:10:08,080
Speaker 1: Seawan Edward. Give it up for Taylor Templeton Smith. Yes, Taylor,

1009
01:10:08,240 --> 01:10:13,839
Speaker 1: this in the evening, for the for the moment. So Taylor,

1010
01:10:14,240 --> 01:10:16,080
Speaker 1: what are we doing? Are we doing a preestlet topic

1011
01:10:16,160 --> 01:10:18,080
Speaker 1: or the tall are we sticking with it? I live

1012
01:10:18,120 --> 01:10:19,639
Speaker 1: by no rules but my own, so that we're doing

1013
01:10:19,680 --> 01:10:29,880
Speaker 1: my preest selected betrayal betrayal. I love it. I love it. No,

1014
01:10:30,120 --> 01:10:32,280
Speaker 1: he's the John Snow of this. I love it. And

1015
01:10:32,360 --> 01:10:34,800
Speaker 1: he's different, he's doing his own things. I love it.

1016
01:10:34,920 --> 01:10:39,519
Speaker 1: It's revolutionary. I'm on your team, Taylor your I don't

1017
01:10:39,560 --> 01:10:43,080
Speaker 1: think so, honey. Time starts now. I don't think so, Honey.

1018
01:10:43,200 --> 01:10:47,000
Speaker 1: Spider Man, it's time we take him down. Spider Man

1019
01:10:47,160 --> 01:10:50,120
Speaker 1: is a fraud. First of all, he let nine eleven happen.

1020
01:10:50,360 --> 01:10:54,200
Speaker 1: Let's just say that right here. Spider Man has spider senses.

1021
01:10:54,240 --> 01:10:57,320
Speaker 1: He knew it was coming. Also, I think it's funked up.

1022
01:10:57,360 --> 01:11:00,240
Speaker 1: They made nine movies and nine Spider Man Calm, and

1023
01:11:00,280 --> 01:11:02,400
Speaker 1: they never tell you if it feels good when the

1024
01:11:02,439 --> 01:11:05,519
Speaker 1: webs come out of it. I want to. I just

1025
01:11:05,720 --> 01:11:08,280
Speaker 1: want to know when Spider Man shoots this hot little

1026
01:11:08,320 --> 01:11:11,040
Speaker 1: boy ropes at the octopus doctor, if it's a warm,

1027
01:11:11,160 --> 01:11:15,680
Speaker 1: pleasant sensation for seconds, it's not sexual. I just want

1028
01:11:15,720 --> 01:11:20,160
Speaker 1: to know if he likes it it. Alright, I funk

1029
01:11:20,200 --> 01:11:23,680
Speaker 1: off of these mechanical web flingers. Any teenager can make

1030
01:11:23,720 --> 01:11:26,960
Speaker 1: a rope slimy, but only a Spider Man can produce white,

1031
01:11:27,040 --> 01:11:30,680
Speaker 1: hot honey puss from his wrists like second. Alright, when

1032
01:11:30,840 --> 01:11:32,880
Speaker 1: I see I want to see scenes of Spiderman being

1033
01:11:32,920 --> 01:11:36,240
Speaker 1: frustrated because he hasn't shot his webs in days. I

1034
01:11:36,520 --> 01:11:38,439
Speaker 1: feel good. I want to see him spray venom the

1035
01:11:38,479 --> 01:11:40,680
Speaker 1: man who turned into bad Spider Man because Goop from

1036
01:11:40,720 --> 01:11:45,040
Speaker 1: Space kissed his clothes go wrong, Fuck you, Spider Man,

1037
01:11:45,120 --> 01:11:47,840
Speaker 1: and son't he just showed me show me him enjoying it? Yes,

1038
01:11:48,120 --> 01:11:52,679
Speaker 1: but quake, I want to see. I want to see

1039
01:11:52,720 --> 01:11:57,760
Speaker 1: him shooting out and go oh oh fuck, fuck, oh

1040
01:11:57,920 --> 01:12:02,920
Speaker 1: fuck fuck. I of you. Oh no, I love you. No, Matt,

1041
01:12:02,920 --> 01:12:05,000
Speaker 1: I told you you. You have to stop saying I

1042
01:12:05,080 --> 01:12:09,599
Speaker 1: gotta stop saying I love you. Don't know when? Okay,

1043
01:12:10,040 --> 01:12:18,040
Speaker 1: giving up for Evie Samata. Yes, hey, gorgeous, I'm sucking angry.

1044
01:12:18,520 --> 01:12:25,320
Speaker 1: Why are you mad? Betrayal? And there was a prayer. Listen,

1045
01:12:25,640 --> 01:12:28,920
Speaker 1: Spider Man, listen, are we are we sticking with the packs?

1046
01:12:28,960 --> 01:12:31,320
Speaker 1: Are we doing the priest like that motherfucking hand and

1047
01:12:31,400 --> 01:12:37,320
Speaker 1: that mother I'm letting Matt do it because of the manicure. Okay,

1048
01:12:37,400 --> 01:12:40,479
Speaker 1: this is good, this is good, this is your I

1049
01:12:40,520 --> 01:12:44,680
Speaker 1: don't think so money trollball. Topic is fahrenheit as a

1050
01:12:44,800 --> 01:12:50,320
Speaker 1: measurement of temperature? Serve it to us, honey, and your

1051
01:12:50,439 --> 01:12:54,560
Speaker 1: time starts now. I don't think so Fahrenheit as a

1052
01:12:54,720 --> 01:12:59,240
Speaker 1: motherfucking measurement. Y'all are the only motherfucking people in the world.

1053
01:12:59,320 --> 01:13:03,360
Speaker 1: They use this stupid antiquated disk up. What do you

1054
01:13:03,520 --> 01:13:06,639
Speaker 1: You're like, Oh, it's so nice that when they visit Toronto,

1055
01:13:06,840 --> 01:13:09,040
Speaker 1: be like, we're from America. It's so nice. It was

1056
01:13:09,080 --> 01:13:12,599
Speaker 1: like eighty degrees was so nice. No one fucking knows

1057
01:13:12,720 --> 01:13:18,759
Speaker 1: what you're talking about. The world doesn't all revolve around you, bitch.

1058
01:13:19,479 --> 01:13:22,840
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, fahrenheit as a method of

1059
01:13:23,040 --> 01:13:27,280
Speaker 1: telling the temperature. I'm sucking using yards as a measure.

1060
01:13:29,080 --> 01:13:33,839
Speaker 1: Don't fucking knows what your arbitrary measure meets me, bitch,

1061
01:13:34,400 --> 01:13:38,599
Speaker 1: go back to America because the world doesn't revolve around

1062
01:13:42,040 --> 01:13:45,840
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey fahrenheit as a measure of measurement.

1063
01:13:46,000 --> 01:13:49,840
Speaker 1: I don't even know how to fucking google that. What

1064
01:13:50,000 --> 01:13:53,040
Speaker 1: a start. I don't think so, honey. Just follow what

1065
01:13:53,200 --> 01:13:59,240
Speaker 1: everyone else is because it's common sense. Listen, you're not

1066
01:14:00,360 --> 01:14:04,600
Speaker 1: I agree with you, but I don't. I still don't understand, Celsie, No,

1067
01:14:04,960 --> 01:14:10,519
Speaker 1: no clue. Yeah, I know, I gotta get the funk

1068
01:14:10,560 --> 01:14:14,080
Speaker 1: out of here. I promise I'm leaving tomorrow here, honeymoon. Yeah,

1069
01:14:14,120 --> 01:14:16,360
Speaker 1: I know, we want to move here. I'll tell you

1070
01:14:16,479 --> 01:14:18,559
Speaker 1: what the money is tough to I'd be giving big

1071
01:14:18,680 --> 01:14:22,000
Speaker 1: tips because I don't get coins, so I just give

1072
01:14:22,080 --> 01:14:24,240
Speaker 1: them all back and then get all turns out that's

1073
01:14:24,240 --> 01:14:28,679
Speaker 1: a lot of money, I guess, Sami, thank you eating,

1074
01:14:29,800 --> 01:14:35,080
Speaker 1: and now to close out the evening shanty Marastika, let's

1075
01:14:35,160 --> 01:14:40,000
Speaker 1: do it. Sean Tay Sean Tay Sean Say Sean Tay

1076
01:14:40,360 --> 01:14:45,040
Speaker 1: here we go. Already Sean calling in the bowl. Yeah,

1077
01:14:45,120 --> 01:14:46,840
Speaker 1: but like I'm only nineteen, so I don't get a

1078
01:14:46,840 --> 01:14:50,880
Speaker 1: lot of references. Oh, we'll have to say. I'm gonna

1079
01:14:50,920 --> 01:14:55,000
Speaker 1: suck your blood despite the youth, despite the youth, I'm

1080
01:14:55,040 --> 01:14:57,479
Speaker 1: picking it out. Okay, come on, fingers, do this for me.

1081
01:14:57,680 --> 01:15:02,960
Speaker 1: All right, here we go, okay, okay, um is the

1082
01:15:03,120 --> 01:15:05,360
Speaker 1: rating system here like the m p A a rating

1083
01:15:05,400 --> 01:15:07,080
Speaker 1: system here, like, I'm not going to get that. I

1084
01:15:07,120 --> 01:15:08,800
Speaker 1: don't know what it is, but I'm not gonna get.

1085
01:15:08,880 --> 01:15:11,200
Speaker 1: Let's pick something else. Let's pick something. It's gonna be

1086
01:15:11,240 --> 01:15:15,120
Speaker 1: a name if it's anything like. Ok all right, all right,

1087
01:15:15,920 --> 01:15:19,040
Speaker 1: this is big your I don't think so, honey. Trouble

1088
01:15:19,320 --> 01:15:29,240
Speaker 1: topic shanty is Rihanna and your time starts now. I

1089
01:15:29,360 --> 01:15:32,960
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey, Rihanna. What are your trader like

1090
01:15:33,320 --> 01:15:40,120
Speaker 1: Taylor Templeton Smith? No? I really like him. Listen, Oh, Rihanna,

1091
01:15:41,200 --> 01:15:44,120
Speaker 1: bet you got my money? Could you give me some?

1092
01:15:47,479 --> 01:15:50,720
Speaker 1: Doing a seventy two hour tour? I don't know how

1093
01:15:50,960 --> 01:16:00,439
Speaker 1: planes work. That's not a listen, Brianna. Oh you I

1094
01:16:00,640 --> 01:16:06,280
Speaker 1: really love her a lot. Go mean, Rihanna, I don't

1095
01:16:06,479 --> 01:16:10,400
Speaker 1: think so, honey, You've got yourself and you look at

1096
01:16:10,439 --> 01:16:16,160
Speaker 1: your beautiful face. You're contoured, eyebrows look gross and your

1097
01:16:16,880 --> 01:16:20,800
Speaker 1: skin for you nineteen forever. I'm in love with you.

1098
01:16:21,120 --> 01:16:27,040
Speaker 1: Please Marrow, I don't think so, honey. Please give me

1099
01:16:27,200 --> 01:16:35,120
Speaker 1: your life. I miss you every day. You can't go

1100
01:16:35,360 --> 01:16:39,439
Speaker 1: negative on Rihanna. It's so hard. We literally wrote it

1101
01:16:39,479 --> 01:16:43,400
Speaker 1: and we were like, oh God, give it up for

1102
01:16:43,560 --> 01:16:51,840
Speaker 1: Keeper Sutherland, Chris Sandem, Yes, Shana Templeton Smith, Summer, Tom Morosica.

1103
01:16:53,040 --> 01:16:56,719
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, Thank you, guys.

1104
01:16:57,120 --> 01:16:59,679
Speaker 1: I want to tell you on behalf of Bow and myself.

1105
01:17:00,120 --> 01:17:02,880
Speaker 1: Thank you Dave for being thank you for having me.

1106
01:17:03,040 --> 01:17:05,080
Speaker 1: It's such it's so exciting to be This was so

1107
01:17:05,360 --> 01:17:08,040
Speaker 1: much fun, Toronto. We love you, guys. We cannot wait

1108
01:17:08,160 --> 01:17:12,400
Speaker 1: to come back. Thank you guys for listening. Thank you

1109
01:17:12,479 --> 01:17:14,840
Speaker 1: guys for coming out there. You just for laughs, thank

1110
01:17:14,840 --> 01:17:18,240
Speaker 1: you just for laughs. And I do think so, honey. Yes, honey,

1111
01:17:18,560 --> 01:17:21,519
Speaker 1: have a wonderful evening. Thank you guys very much, Thank

1112
01:17:21,520 --> 01:17:29,760
Speaker 1: you so much. I'm not Rogers forever. This has been

1113
01:17:29,880 --> 01:17:33,840
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