1 00:00:02,320 --> 00:00:04,960 Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's 2 00:00:05,040 --> 00:00:07,480 Speaker 1: my strawberry letter for it today, and the subject is 3 00:00:08,440 --> 00:00:12,959 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna like this title. A little pooh ran 4 00:00:13,119 --> 00:00:22,000 Speaker 1: off my boo. Okay, gross you I. We'll get into 5 00:00:22,040 --> 00:00:23,880 Speaker 1: that in just a little bit, but right now it 6 00:00:24,040 --> 00:00:27,160 Speaker 1: is time for Junior to get to work around here 7 00:00:27,720 --> 00:00:31,040 Speaker 1: and for the nephew. And uh, today's prank phone call? 8 00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:34,120 Speaker 1: What you got Junior? All right? Uh? You know I 9 00:00:34,120 --> 00:00:36,240 Speaker 1: ain't getting paid for this, but I'm just gonna say it. 10 00:00:36,840 --> 00:00:40,680 Speaker 1: Today's prank phone call is my tip. Yeah. I thought 11 00:00:40,680 --> 00:00:42,600 Speaker 1: I would like a tip, but I ain't getting it, 12 00:00:42,640 --> 00:00:48,880 Speaker 1: So my tip. Come on, can hello Hello? I'm trying 13 00:00:48,880 --> 00:00:53,560 Speaker 1: to reach mr Mr Kenney's. Yeah, this is how you doing. 14 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:57,640 Speaker 1: I'm actually calling you from the seafood house. You you 15 00:00:57,640 --> 00:00:59,880 Speaker 1: you came and had I waited on you. You came, 16 00:01:00,080 --> 00:01:05,960 Speaker 1: had uh dinner over here the other night. Yeah. Yeah, 17 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:08,680 Speaker 1: I was your food. I was a service. Um every 18 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:13,040 Speaker 1: everything was good. Um, I don't. I don't have any complaints. 19 00:01:13,080 --> 00:01:15,520 Speaker 1: I always enjoy when I come there. Um, I don't. 20 00:01:16,600 --> 00:01:18,640 Speaker 1: I never got a phone call from you? Got everything? 21 00:01:18,680 --> 00:01:22,080 Speaker 1: All right? Yeah? Yeah? Everything? So I'm actually, uh, I 22 00:01:22,080 --> 00:01:23,520 Speaker 1: don't know if you're remember me waiting on you, but 23 00:01:23,560 --> 00:01:26,440 Speaker 1: I actually waited on you. Okay, okay, how you doing? 24 00:01:26,880 --> 00:01:28,800 Speaker 1: I'm good with Would would you say? Would you say 25 00:01:28,800 --> 00:01:32,479 Speaker 1: that my service was was was pretty good enough to par? Yeah? 26 00:01:32,840 --> 00:01:35,440 Speaker 1: Like I said, man, everything was excellent every time I 27 00:01:35,520 --> 00:01:38,319 Speaker 1: come there. The food is great, the service is good. Um, 28 00:01:38,440 --> 00:01:41,600 Speaker 1: I have no complaints. Everything is is good. Okay, good 29 00:01:41,640 --> 00:01:44,640 Speaker 1: good deal, good deal, Mr Kenney. Listen you you if 30 00:01:44,640 --> 00:01:47,480 Speaker 1: you don't mind me asking, man, if you really thoroughly 31 00:01:47,640 --> 00:01:51,480 Speaker 1: enjoyed the service as well as the food. And I'm 32 00:01:51,520 --> 00:01:53,880 Speaker 1: assuming you you come here a lot, so I'm assuming 33 00:01:53,920 --> 00:01:55,920 Speaker 1: you you really like the food that we put out, 34 00:01:56,040 --> 00:01:57,560 Speaker 1: if you don't mind, because if I can ask you 35 00:01:57,600 --> 00:02:00,920 Speaker 1: a question, if you don't mind, sure, because if the 36 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:04,520 Speaker 1: service was so good and you enjoyed everything, why why 37 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:06,400 Speaker 1: why you? Why you took me the way you did? 38 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:08,799 Speaker 1: Excuse me? Why did I do? Well? You know you 39 00:02:08,800 --> 00:02:11,960 Speaker 1: you you you didn't even even close to tim percent? 40 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:15,880 Speaker 1: You know I would just I just you call. First 41 00:02:15,880 --> 00:02:18,359 Speaker 1: of all, let me ask you something, because I don't 42 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:21,120 Speaker 1: remember giving my phone number, writing my phone number down 43 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:24,440 Speaker 1: on any survey. I didn't I've never taken a survey 44 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:26,440 Speaker 1: nor have I gotten a call from you guys? So 45 00:02:26,760 --> 00:02:29,400 Speaker 1: how did you get my phone number? Well, I'm just 46 00:02:29,480 --> 00:02:34,720 Speaker 1: giving a courtesy call and I'm just curious about you know. Hey, 47 00:02:34,720 --> 00:02:36,720 Speaker 1: that's fine, but how did you You didn't answer my 48 00:02:36,800 --> 00:02:39,200 Speaker 1: question how did you get my phone number? Because I 49 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:42,320 Speaker 1: didn't give it to anybody there. So you you you've 50 00:02:42,320 --> 00:02:45,160 Speaker 1: done something to to when I went on it. I 51 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:47,239 Speaker 1: went on and the research and where it took to 52 00:02:47,280 --> 00:02:49,600 Speaker 1: get a number. So yeah, I did. I You know, 53 00:02:49,639 --> 00:02:51,720 Speaker 1: it was just bothering to me that that you took 54 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:53,560 Speaker 1: me the way you did. Well, it's bothering me that 55 00:02:53,639 --> 00:02:56,000 Speaker 1: you calling me, uh in the middle of the day 56 00:02:56,120 --> 00:03:00,080 Speaker 1: asking me about a tip. First of all, uh, how 57 00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:02,480 Speaker 1: much as you say? I chipped you? Yeah, I got 58 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:05,560 Speaker 1: filed dollar kip, and your your meal was at least 59 00:03:05,639 --> 00:03:08,480 Speaker 1: eight is something plus dollars. You you've done all this 60 00:03:08,600 --> 00:03:10,600 Speaker 1: research and you got the wrong number. You got the 61 00:03:10,600 --> 00:03:13,680 Speaker 1: wrong damn number, because first of all, I took more 62 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:15,960 Speaker 1: than five damn dollars. I used to work for Kills, bro, 63 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:18,280 Speaker 1: So let me explain that to you. I used to 64 00:03:18,280 --> 00:03:20,400 Speaker 1: work for Kills and I know what it's like. And 65 00:03:20,440 --> 00:03:23,800 Speaker 1: then five dollars is no you got the wrong tabing. 66 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:25,359 Speaker 1: You know, done all this research for no no, no 67 00:03:25,480 --> 00:03:31,240 Speaker 1: you Mr Kiddy, I waited on you. I'm kidded, but 68 00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:34,280 Speaker 1: but you ain't got the wrong kidding because jenness, don't 69 00:03:34,720 --> 00:03:36,840 Speaker 1: damn five dollars when I go, I balled, baby that 70 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:38,760 Speaker 1: I go to the people out because I want to 71 00:03:38,840 --> 00:03:41,120 Speaker 1: entertain my people. You know what I'm saying. So I 72 00:03:41,200 --> 00:03:43,200 Speaker 1: don't know, but see but see the problem. I'm heaven. 73 00:03:43,480 --> 00:03:45,520 Speaker 1: You know you you you you're bringing your people and 74 00:03:45,560 --> 00:03:47,720 Speaker 1: you want to ball and everything. But you you know 75 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:50,440 Speaker 1: you're bawling with still but you're short changing the waist. 76 00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:53,960 Speaker 1: I ain't short change of damn. Look you complaining about 77 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:56,000 Speaker 1: five dollars. I give you five dollars. Get off this 78 00:03:56,120 --> 00:03:58,160 Speaker 1: damn phone. Now? Would I give you five dollars for 79 00:03:58,360 --> 00:04:00,960 Speaker 1: I don't keep damn five dollars. I got plenty of money. 80 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:03,400 Speaker 1: I got plenty of money. I don't need you called 81 00:04:03,480 --> 00:04:05,800 Speaker 1: me tell me how to damn kill I told you man, 82 00:04:05,840 --> 00:04:07,840 Speaker 1: I used to work for tips. I don't need you 83 00:04:07,840 --> 00:04:10,360 Speaker 1: to call me. You would think you would think that 84 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:11,760 Speaker 1: if you would, you would think that if you were 85 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:13,960 Speaker 1: somebody that worked for some tip, that you would know 86 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:16,240 Speaker 1: how to come in and tik, somebody leaves at least 87 00:04:16,240 --> 00:04:19,479 Speaker 1: fifteen percent. Man, I can't even understand how how you 88 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:21,320 Speaker 1: come in? You balling you but you know you don't. 89 00:04:21,320 --> 00:04:23,680 Speaker 1: Brought a couple of people with you, and you leave 90 00:04:23,760 --> 00:04:25,800 Speaker 1: me with five out Look here, man, I leave you. 91 00:04:25,839 --> 00:04:28,880 Speaker 1: I told your stupid ain't leave you with no five illars. Man, 92 00:04:29,080 --> 00:04:31,240 Speaker 1: I left that least twenty five dollars up in that 93 00:04:31,360 --> 00:04:33,880 Speaker 1: thing called hosting some people. And I want to show 94 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:36,400 Speaker 1: my gratitude or something, and you're calling me like the 95 00:04:36,440 --> 00:04:39,200 Speaker 1: wrong damn tip them out and the wrong person. You don't, 96 00:04:39,240 --> 00:04:41,960 Speaker 1: got the wrong person and call it got the wrong person? 97 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:45,040 Speaker 1: You missed it, Kennedy. I remember waiting on you and 98 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:47,719 Speaker 1: two other people when you came in there. What what 99 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:49,920 Speaker 1: what were you in there with two other people? Man? 100 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:51,960 Speaker 1: Who the hell are you? How do you know all 101 00:04:52,040 --> 00:04:54,240 Speaker 1: my damn business? Anyway? Who who the hell are you? 102 00:04:54,520 --> 00:04:56,240 Speaker 1: Because I'm not because I'm the one that way that 103 00:04:56,320 --> 00:04:58,440 Speaker 1: always didn't tell yourself the only way, the only way, 104 00:04:58,680 --> 00:05:01,120 Speaker 1: only way we could really rectify it. Won't you do this? Man? 105 00:05:01,279 --> 00:05:02,920 Speaker 1: Won't you come back up here and bring me the 106 00:05:02,960 --> 00:05:05,480 Speaker 1: tip that I deserved. I ain't coming, no damn When 107 00:05:05,520 --> 00:05:07,320 Speaker 1: I told you a matter of fact, when I come 108 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:09,200 Speaker 1: up there again, I'm gonna look for your you give 109 00:05:09,240 --> 00:05:11,160 Speaker 1: me your name, and you give me your managing name, 110 00:05:11,160 --> 00:05:13,120 Speaker 1: because a matter of fact, I'm gonna call up there 111 00:05:13,200 --> 00:05:15,280 Speaker 1: and come up the other day because I don't appreciate 112 00:05:15,320 --> 00:05:18,760 Speaker 1: you calling my damn phone by some skill. And I 113 00:05:18,880 --> 00:05:21,920 Speaker 1: know bitter, damn well, I killed good money. Okay, we'll 114 00:05:21,960 --> 00:05:23,719 Speaker 1: do that for me, doing this for me. When you 115 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:25,880 Speaker 1: do come up here today, when you're bringing me my 116 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:28,280 Speaker 1: damn killing money, I'm gonna give you a tip. I'm 117 00:05:28,320 --> 00:05:30,680 Speaker 1: gonna give you a tip quick callusing people about it, 118 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:33,719 Speaker 1: tip and maybe make some better service and you'll get 119 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:35,800 Speaker 1: a better tip. I'm gonna bring your tip. I'm ready 120 00:05:35,880 --> 00:05:37,760 Speaker 1: to tip of my shoe up your that one of 121 00:05:37,800 --> 00:05:40,760 Speaker 1: my brain because you got I get into a job today. 122 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:43,359 Speaker 1: If Barbara Clark, I ain't look here, man, there ain't 123 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:45,679 Speaker 1: no problem. That's perfect cause I get off at five. 124 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:47,800 Speaker 1: I'm gonna come down there. I'm gonna thirst. I'm the 125 00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:49,840 Speaker 1: top of your managers. Then I'm gonna hand you the 126 00:05:49,880 --> 00:05:52,120 Speaker 1: little that's your money, tip money. You won't sell them 127 00:05:52,160 --> 00:05:54,760 Speaker 1: a whoop your in the parking lot. That's what I'm 128 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:57,520 Speaker 1: gonna do. Ain't you know what I ain't worried about 129 00:05:57,680 --> 00:06:00,400 Speaker 1: to get my who I want to tip, gonna get 130 00:06:00,440 --> 00:06:03,279 Speaker 1: you a till quick stunking people by the damn till 131 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:06,200 Speaker 1: that's what you stop doing. That's your till you see. 132 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:08,160 Speaker 1: You know I'm tissing me off now, So I'm gonna 133 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:10,680 Speaker 1: come down there and I'm gonna will that's what I'm 134 00:06:10,680 --> 00:06:12,840 Speaker 1: gonna do. And I'm gonna tell you. You're gonna I'm 135 00:06:12,839 --> 00:06:17,480 Speaker 1: gonna what do I need to do? Time? Hey? What? Hey, man, 136 00:06:17,520 --> 00:06:19,679 Speaker 1: I ain't worried about nothing, cause let me tell you something. 137 00:06:19,920 --> 00:06:22,440 Speaker 1: If you will the same way you till, I ain't 138 00:06:22,480 --> 00:06:24,880 Speaker 1: worried about his damn thing. Now check this out. You 139 00:06:24,960 --> 00:06:27,160 Speaker 1: got the wrong number, but you got the right. But 140 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:29,240 Speaker 1: I'm gonna come down there and I'm gonna let you 141 00:06:29,279 --> 00:06:31,320 Speaker 1: see what it is flaim. See how I try to 142 00:06:31,320 --> 00:06:34,599 Speaker 1: conduct myself in a nice matter and be professional. But 143 00:06:34,640 --> 00:06:37,240 Speaker 1: you're about this and you're gonna get it. I got 144 00:06:37,240 --> 00:06:40,120 Speaker 1: your till when I'm bothered you better weed, come come 145 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:42,080 Speaker 1: down there and beat you. That's what I'm gonna do. 146 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:44,280 Speaker 1: You're gonna get the real I'm coming down as soon 147 00:06:44,279 --> 00:06:46,400 Speaker 1: as I can get off from work. You better not 148 00:06:46,480 --> 00:06:49,320 Speaker 1: bring it down there. You bet on that. But you 149 00:06:49,360 --> 00:06:52,320 Speaker 1: ain't got to worry about me, ain't. What's your name? 150 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:54,839 Speaker 1: What's your name? Do you? You? You? You gotta be 151 00:06:54,880 --> 00:06:57,520 Speaker 1: in the paper? I remember your name? What's your name? 152 00:06:57,760 --> 00:07:00,080 Speaker 1: My name? Tell me? Tell me what because I'm I 153 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:02,960 Speaker 1: don't tell me who? A few timing from the Steve 154 00:07:03,080 --> 00:07:10,120 Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Stuff. You just got rank what hey? Man, 155 00:07:10,720 --> 00:07:13,440 Speaker 1: this is a nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. 156 00:07:13,480 --> 00:07:16,920 Speaker 1: Your boy Richard got me to pray for call you. 157 00:07:17,320 --> 00:07:21,040 Speaker 1: You know what, y'all You know, I got my damn 158 00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:24,720 Speaker 1: pressure up, man, y'all some steak I'm gonna I'm gonna get. 159 00:07:24,760 --> 00:07:27,640 Speaker 1: I'm gonna get both of y'all time, y'all, cause y'all 160 00:07:27,640 --> 00:07:29,800 Speaker 1: ain't right. Man. You got me houling in this dawn 161 00:07:29,880 --> 00:07:32,600 Speaker 1: doing My employees looking at me. Man, it ain't not 162 00:07:32,640 --> 00:07:34,880 Speaker 1: gonna see me act like this. I'm up talking about 163 00:07:34,880 --> 00:07:37,720 Speaker 1: a meeting so we can get our company Christmas party together. Man, 164 00:07:37,760 --> 00:07:44,200 Speaker 1: And you've got me many kiddy. Man. I gotta I 165 00:07:44,240 --> 00:07:46,560 Speaker 1: gotta ask you though, baby, Come on, man, what is 166 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:49,600 Speaker 1: what's the baddest that? I mean, the baddest radio show 167 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:54,920 Speaker 1: in the land, The Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man, Hey man, Hey, listen, 168 00:07:55,200 --> 00:08:00,160 Speaker 1: take all the employee to the seafood house. He had 169 00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:02,000 Speaker 1: to go down. And now they might they might be 170 00:08:02,080 --> 00:08:04,320 Speaker 1: said they go with me. It might be a differ. 171 00:08:04,680 --> 00:08:09,240 Speaker 1: They're gonna be pulling out they kills. They're we got 172 00:08:09,240 --> 00:08:16,080 Speaker 1: it man, y'all got me, y'all got me? See last 173 00:08:17,400 --> 00:08:22,480 Speaker 1: my tip? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I should have asked 174 00:08:22,480 --> 00:08:23,840 Speaker 1: for I should just ask for a tip and not 175 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:30,520 Speaker 1: a rage. I'm just so you think it would have 176 00:08:30,560 --> 00:08:34,200 Speaker 1: been better if you asked for a tip. It's been 177 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:37,720 Speaker 1: a h so you just said you're just gonna keep 178 00:08:37,720 --> 00:08:40,600 Speaker 1: flapping your lips. So let me tell you something that 179 00:08:40,679 --> 00:08:44,160 Speaker 1: ain't gonna ever go down. You come on on this 180 00:08:44,240 --> 00:08:49,720 Speaker 1: show acting like you the best poet intense, because you're not. 181 00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:54,480 Speaker 1: It's me and it's clear as hell. You better ask 182 00:08:55,280 --> 00:08:59,959 Speaker 1: who Jake? So I rang the bell? Coming up now? 183 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:08,920 Speaker 1: Ext this subject Lisa wasn't as long. Subject God, a 184 00:09:08,960 --> 00:09:12,520 Speaker 1: little pooh ran off my boo. We'll find out what 185 00:09:12,600 --> 00:09:16,440 Speaker 1: that means. Right after this. You're listening to The Steve 186 00:09:16,559 --> 00:09:17,559 Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show.