WEBVTT - The percs of being a wallflower (holiday episode)

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the tap out on messy Intercom.

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<v Speaker 2>Happy Holidays, Happy Holidays. The Liberals ruined Christmas. The liberals

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<v Speaker 2>ruined Christmas.

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<v Speaker 1>They literally did. We went to Target before this to

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<v Speaker 1>get like decorations and the minimalism throw up that was

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<v Speaker 1>all over that Target.

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<v Speaker 2>Was really released far too much. Our children are going

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<v Speaker 2>to grow up green back, red and green Christmas. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>what happened? Gray and beige and white? Like I've had

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<v Speaker 2>a fucking up a.

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<v Speaker 1>Beige Christmas, have a beige Christmas. Everything was like woody

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<v Speaker 1>and gray and nasty.

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<v Speaker 2>And I saw this like garland that was like like

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<v Speaker 2>supposed to be like hung up on the walls and

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<v Speaker 2>ship and it was just wooden balls and like I

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<v Speaker 2>almost threw up. It's supposed to be like rainbow ornaments.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, well, because you know who took the rainbows from us,

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<v Speaker 1>so we don't get to use that anymore. They have

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<v Speaker 1>to save all their rainbow paint for July or is

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<v Speaker 1>it June?

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<v Speaker 2>June?

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<v Speaker 1>You wouldn't know, okay, you would wow. If you're wondering

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<v Speaker 1>why Drew looks like that, it's because he doesn't know

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<v Speaker 1>how to wear that.

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<v Speaker 2>I grew my beard out.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and we bleached it with splat, so it's never

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<v Speaker 1>going back to normal ever.

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<v Speaker 2>Again, it's supposed to Is my nose supposed to be covered?

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<v Speaker 1>No, you're not supposed to be covered with the fucking mustach.

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<v Speaker 2>When you took that picture earlier, I was like, why

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<v Speaker 2>does it look like shit? And it's because it's like

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<v Speaker 2>all the way up to my eyes.

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<v Speaker 1>It is like the cheapest thing I think I've ever

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<v Speaker 1>seen on the planet. You should just gorilla glue it

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<v Speaker 1>like that girl did with her wig. Oh yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>then you won't have to worry about it slipping and sliding.

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<v Speaker 2>We were talking with Rain, Thank you Rain for letting

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<v Speaker 2>us use your house.

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<v Speaker 1>It's because our kitchen corner is scared.

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<v Speaker 2>Rain shot Rain. But we were talking about like the

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<v Speaker 2>girl that gorilla glued her hair down like and Rain

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<v Speaker 2>was like, bro, like, how did she think this was

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<v Speaker 2>the gorilla snot? Like it literally looks like fucking glue.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, it's like burns, like anytime you get super glue

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<v Speaker 1>or something on your skin, you have like a chemical reaction.

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<v Speaker 1>It literally like start to like.

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<v Speaker 2>Right here is there?

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<v Speaker 3>What?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>I thought this was a cat whisker.

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<v Speaker 1>She doesn't have a cat.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought it was left here from the past. People

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<v Speaker 2>are fell Yes, I've been keeping as those whiskers.

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<v Speaker 1>Really, I've never seen his whiskers.

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<v Speaker 2>I found three and two in the last two days.

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<v Speaker 2>He's stressed, he's losing his grip.

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<v Speaker 1>Why is whiskers falling out? But yeah, how did she

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<v Speaker 1>not know? Because like anytime I've gotten super glue where

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<v Speaker 1>my fingers, it burns, like it literally burned so fucking bad,

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<v Speaker 1>Like are like animal bodies know immediately that that shouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>be on our skin. So how did she like put

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<v Speaker 1>it all over her forehead?

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<v Speaker 2>I literally was gluing together like a failed three D print,

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<v Speaker 2>Like I was trying to like piece it back together.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wait, we literally showed it in the last episode.

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<v Speaker 2>I was trying to glue the arm back onto that

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<v Speaker 2>print and let me take this shit off because it's

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<v Speaker 2>like actually itching my nose. It's like it's straight up

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<v Speaker 2>as beestos, Like it's fucked up.

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<v Speaker 1>It's dry wall, it's the thing you fill walls with.

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<v Speaker 1>It's fiberglass. You had to take up your fiberglass.

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<v Speaker 2>But I was like gluing the arm back on that

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<v Speaker 2>figurine and like I dripped like fucking five or six

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<v Speaker 2>drips of the super glue onto my middle finger and

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<v Speaker 2>ring finger, and it literally started smoking, and I thought,

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<v Speaker 2>like just I didn't think anything of it, but then

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<v Speaker 2>like I like tried to wipe it off really quick

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<v Speaker 2>because I was like, I've had super glue on my fingers.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not that deep. I used to glue my fingers

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<v Speaker 2>together and pull them apart because it like felt good,

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<v Speaker 2>Like that is like no normal, I know someone has Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's that's or something.

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<v Speaker 1>But he said he did super glue.

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<v Speaker 2>It was fun. It's fun, Like it doesn't that's dangerous.

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<v Speaker 2>God they are y'all are now officially the OP.

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<v Speaker 1>Like y'all are now officially bestowed as the OP.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but I didn't think anything of it. But gorilla

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<v Speaker 2>glue started smoking, like and it literally like it was

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<v Speaker 2>like almost like a smoke ring. It like like it

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<v Speaker 2>blew up and smoked up, and I was like, oh wow,

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<v Speaker 2>like I'm literally gonna die. And then I just had

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<v Speaker 2>like superglue fingers for like three days. But I read

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<v Speaker 2>online just like keep it moisturized, and you know, I

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<v Speaker 2>keep that ship moisturized, Like no, I used your Bibrito

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<v Speaker 2>rose hand.

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<v Speaker 1>Cur the oiliest creamy planet. I do, but I like

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<v Speaker 1>have this problem with like all my because my like

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<v Speaker 1>skin is so dry, I usually only put it like

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<v Speaker 1>on my arms and hands, as the rest of my

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<v Speaker 1>body absorbs cream so fast that like I would need

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<v Speaker 1>to go through that whole fucking tube to moisturize my body.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I'm like, I get to smell good for

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<v Speaker 1>one night and one night only.

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<v Speaker 3>You know who else's body absorbs cream really fast?

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<v Speaker 1>Yours, because you're ran through and you'll everybody like I

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<v Speaker 1>was sitting on you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he was sitting on the couch earlier talking about

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<v Speaker 2>how he can easily fit a tennis ball up his butthole.

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<v Speaker 2>He can just sit on it.

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<v Speaker 1>You know how some people are like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I don't want anybody to want me because like

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<v Speaker 1>the mix of water and like is really grow snassy.

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<v Speaker 1>Kai literally is always like that doesn't matter because it

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<v Speaker 1>just seeps in. It's like he's like a sham wow only.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, this is a Christmas episode.

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<v Speaker 1>We can believe that we can bleep, that we can

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<v Speaker 1>bleep that you'll better be watching this on the living

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<v Speaker 1>room TV with your whole family around you.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh literally, I bet there is a family out there

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<v Speaker 2>that listens together.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but that's the same that and like the two

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<v Speaker 1>thousands would do a wife swap and they were like

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<v Speaker 1>the hippies, do you know what I mean? Like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they were like, we believe even peace. Now we're those

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<v Speaker 1>families in take away.

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<v Speaker 2>We love you media. But did y'all Okay, I have

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<v Speaker 2>to go back to this because I was like, I

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<v Speaker 2>wanted to talk about it, but we got sidetracked. But

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<v Speaker 2>did y'all ever do this? And I'm being dead fucking serious.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not even like making this a bit like this

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<v Speaker 2>is something I used to do. But I would sit

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<v Speaker 2>on the stairs at my house and I would grab

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<v Speaker 2>like a needle and stick it under the first layer

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<v Speaker 2>of skin. Okay, good because yeah, and then I would like,

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<v Speaker 2>I think.

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<v Speaker 1>Every kid did that once they realized they have like

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<v Speaker 1>eight million layers of skin. But then every time you

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<v Speaker 1>pinched yourself and it fucking her, you were like, and

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<v Speaker 1>then you would just leave it a lot like you

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<v Speaker 1>would again you.

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<v Speaker 2>Make like a little blood blister under there.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, and then you would bite the blood blister.

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<v Speaker 2>No I never did that.

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<v Speaker 1>I did that.

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<v Speaker 3>Hell no, I would do that. I would make it bust.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, well keep going because he's getting really weird. We've

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<v Speaker 1>let him get away with too much already this episode.

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<v Speaker 1>So being uncomfortable Drew, you've upset him.

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<v Speaker 3>Drew was seeing like figures before the episode started.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think that was a real person. I think

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<v Speaker 2>it literally was like probably you came.

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<v Speaker 1>Over to us while we were all sitting at a

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<v Speaker 1>box eating because Rain like just got her crib. So

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<v Speaker 1>it's actually so cute. It's like in the beginning stages

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<v Speaker 1>where you're like eating on top of boxes so you're

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<v Speaker 1>not like hurting your back, And we were all sitting

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<v Speaker 1>watching tiktoks and Drew came over there there was someone

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<v Speaker 1>outside there were they took a picture and that they left.

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<v Speaker 3>And like I was talking, his face went white.

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<v Speaker 2>I swear the ghost.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it's because his hypoxia. He's not the twikest he's

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<v Speaker 1>ever been with his brain.

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<v Speaker 2>It's literally it's from the three D printer gases that

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<v Speaker 2>are like fucking my ship.

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<v Speaker 1>You're still sleeping in my bed.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, we we're gonna do it again tonight, like

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<v Speaker 2>a little farewell, like a goodbye, like I always think

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<v Speaker 2>about that. We haven't like hung out other than like

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<v Speaker 2>fucking working, which is annoying as well.

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<v Speaker 1>That's I don't like hanging out with you, So hanging

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<v Speaker 1>out with you while we work is already enough. And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, oh, if I need a detox, I have

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<v Speaker 1>you been realizing I would just cleanse every time we

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<v Speaker 1>finish working. No, I need to cleanse my body, Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god. And I'll probably go get like amatic drainage

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<v Speaker 1>massage after this.

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<v Speaker 2>Can we just move on? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's officially over for me. Okay, like I'm down

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<v Speaker 2>tremendously bad, Like it's so over, Like it's not even

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<v Speaker 2>twenty three and me was hacked and they have my

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<v Speaker 2>fucking data. They have all of my data, they.

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<v Speaker 1>Have all what is the data on there that's like

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<v Speaker 1>so important.

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<v Speaker 2>Mayan's higher genome?

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<v Speaker 1>But what does that even mean? Like somebody like it's like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, someone knows my blood type. Oh go go.

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<v Speaker 2>You are literally three decades away from like cloning human beings,

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<v Speaker 2>Like they are going to literally clone me.

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<v Speaker 1>But you're already pushing thirty. You're not getting cloned. They

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<v Speaker 1>want the young people. They don't in three decades. In

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<v Speaker 1>thirty years, I'm in my fucking prime.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm in my fucking prime.

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<v Speaker 1>You are in your prime.

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<v Speaker 2>I was in the NBA decades.

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<v Speaker 1>No one is gonna want to clone somebody who's like

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<v Speaker 1>fifty six years old.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you're cloning cloning my prime DNA I know. And

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<v Speaker 2>also the telomeres have nothing to do with.

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<v Speaker 1>It, which telo mirrors Kai, No, do not, don't, we don't. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>we can move on.

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<v Speaker 3>It's the strands in your DNA that shows your biological age.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and you know what's crazy about the telomeres is

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<v Speaker 2>when you eat a bunch of sugar, your glacogen levels

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<v Speaker 2>KAI take it away.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, So when you eat sugar, basically your telomeres shortened,

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<v Speaker 3>and that basically means you're gonna die soon, so you

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<v Speaker 3>should eat sugar.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep.

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<v Speaker 1>Just so literally all they all are gonna die because

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<v Speaker 1>we all just ordered fucking candy. Literally not meaning I

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<v Speaker 1>did not answert what you had for dinner last night.

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<v Speaker 1>He was dying. I will say I had a bite

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<v Speaker 1>of his famous bowl and it was fucking yummy. The

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<v Speaker 1>famous boo from KFC will always be good, even though

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<v Speaker 1>it like actually tastes like I just ate a bunch

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<v Speaker 1>of cans and like rations in a basement.

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<v Speaker 2>You did just have a bite. You had three the

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<v Speaker 2>entire hold on hold, you had a order of it,

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<v Speaker 2>and then you went and made fun of my fucking

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<v Speaker 2>chicken rap with macaroni and cheese on.

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<v Speaker 1>That didn't make fun of it.

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<v Speaker 2>I kept begging.

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<v Speaker 1>I was begging for a bite of that because he

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<v Speaker 1>told me when he described it. At first, I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>that sounds awful, and then when I got there, I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, wait, this might be fucking yummy. So that

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<v Speaker 1>was my dinner was a few bites of Drew's catastrophe dinner.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, and you're hoeh you had like a hanging

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<v Speaker 1>little like pube.

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<v Speaker 2>Mm okay, wait I was.

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<v Speaker 3>I was a little bit curious about you. Guys mentioned

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<v Speaker 3>that Josiah was on American Idol. Yeah, is there footage

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<v Speaker 3>of that?

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<v Speaker 2>No, he didn't make it through. There's like four tryout

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<v Speaker 2>rounds before you can even be on TV.

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<v Speaker 1>And so like all the people who stuck on American Idol,

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<v Speaker 1>they literally are like, this is gonna be good, which

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<v Speaker 1>is so psychological torture evil. The footage, no, bit, if

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<v Speaker 1>there was footage, we would have that ship on log

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<v Speaker 1>that would be on. I would that would be my

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<v Speaker 1>first story highlight on my instag.

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<v Speaker 2>Gonna say I would post it on my story every

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<v Speaker 2>other day like Josiah flopping on fucking American that got.

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<v Speaker 1>Talent, American that got talent? Okay, fuck you should we

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<v Speaker 1>say what our stalking stand for? I got one true

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<v Speaker 1>because they didn't have an E.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and I got one for.

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<v Speaker 3>Q.

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<v Speaker 2>If you're listening, that was a sign from Q.

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<v Speaker 1>You think you could yank that and it wouldn't fall?

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<v Speaker 2>Can you suck my balls?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? I would do that.

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<v Speaker 2>Do that challenge? What is your stand for?

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<v Speaker 1>Mine stands for a hole for hole butthole.

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<v Speaker 2>But we got x Ford because he's the X factor.

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<v Speaker 1>Because we want to x him out of our lives,

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<v Speaker 1>but we don't know how yet, so we're thinking about it.

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<v Speaker 2>I got it because I was like, it's the X

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<v Speaker 2>factor And then you said that that is why he's

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<v Speaker 2>I forgot factor actor.

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<v Speaker 3>That's so sweet. I didn't know that was for me.

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<v Speaker 1>Guys, actually smaller because you will you will never be.

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<v Speaker 2>Because because he's really petty and tiny. I'm super Did

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<v Speaker 2>you guys know my waist size is eighty four twenty four.

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<v Speaker 3>It's eight now no way. Yeah, it's eight.

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<v Speaker 1>How are you alive?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think there's babies who are in.

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<v Speaker 2>It nasty, drinking, fucking boom milk all the time. You

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<v Speaker 2>think you're so baby.

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<v Speaker 1>You had the ugliest baby if I had two of them.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what's crazy is my mom literally loved us

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<v Speaker 2>and thought we were cute, like she saw the mother disease.

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<v Speaker 1>Moms always think their babies are cute in there.

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<v Speaker 2>I think there is like a word for it. I don't. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but have you seen the baby picture? It's crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>He's disgusting. I bet if you look up Drew Phillips

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<v Speaker 1>baby you can find it. Yeah, dude, you like somehow

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<v Speaker 1>came out of the womb looking like you were being

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<v Speaker 1>held in an airfire dehydrator. It was crazy, like when

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<v Speaker 1>you put skittles in a dehydrator, I like.

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<v Speaker 2>Puffed up out the sides like a macaron. No, it's crazy,

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<v Speaker 2>like I literally look, yeah, that's not even a picture

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<v Speaker 2>we're talking about. That was like headshot.

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<v Speaker 1>But what's crazy? Head shot?

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<v Speaker 2>Wait sabrinas and that the head is so longer.

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<v Speaker 3>Than that one.

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<v Speaker 2>It's so long.

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<v Speaker 3>But the other one you got body?

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<v Speaker 2>I look unhigh healthy, like what's crazy?

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<v Speaker 1>As they posed them up. So that was probably the

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<v Speaker 1>best picture, that's what I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Saying, Which that was a few days after I settled

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<v Speaker 2>into like my skin disease that I was born with.

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<v Speaker 2>But again, while that one pops up, I do want

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<v Speaker 2>to talk about. Don't read my fucking notes. These are

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<v Speaker 2>all supposed to be surprising.

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<v Speaker 1>To if you get a text, I want to Seeho's

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<v Speaker 1>texting you?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay? And if I was actually.

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<v Speaker 1>So jealous in bed last night, I was like, I

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<v Speaker 1>fell asleep right before one and was getting text all nice, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>That's it. That's the alien baby, Like I have no right.

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<v Speaker 1>I was big, and baby realized he was allergic.

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<v Speaker 2>It was crazy. Was I like literally was big ingredy

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<v Speaker 2>in their womb? And Madeline was like three quarters of

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<v Speaker 2>the size of me, or no, like one quarter of

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<v Speaker 2>the size of me. She was like this big and

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<v Speaker 2>I was just like this ginormous fucking hunk of meat,

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<v Speaker 2>like I was a giant baby. What were you saying? Wait,

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<v Speaker 2>what were you saying?

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<v Speaker 3>You look? I was gonna say, you look less moisturiz

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<v Speaker 3>than those aliens that we found.

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<v Speaker 1>Y'all didn't find aliens ignore him. He's breaking.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want to reveal that on this episode that gave.

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<v Speaker 2>The Mexico Aliens delivered it to him because they gave

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<v Speaker 2>us the best deal.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they gave us the best deal. No, No, he's right,

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<v Speaker 3>he's right.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, what were you saying that?

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<v Speaker 1>Girl?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know you were jealous of me?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you were gonna Okay, now that's why you remember

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<v Speaker 1>you are crazy. I think he's wrong with you. But

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<v Speaker 1>he was getting text like all through the night. But

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<v Speaker 1>then I did look over and it was family group chat,

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<v Speaker 1>so I didn't care.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, and you're jealous. You know you're jealous as fuck

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<v Speaker 2>because people.

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<v Speaker 1>Loople want to communicate with me.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just a pleasant person to talk to. I haven't

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<v Speaker 2>responded to my family group chatt in months because I'm

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<v Speaker 2>the black sheep and everything I say is just weird.

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<v Speaker 2>Everything I say is weird. Okay, But if everything genuinely everything,

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<v Speaker 2>if it goes wrong for me, I've decided what my

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<v Speaker 2>next venture in life is gonna be, and like, I

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<v Speaker 2>think I can give myself to like thirty five to

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<v Speaker 2>figure my shit out. And if I don't, this is

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<v Speaker 2>when I start going down this rabbit hole. But I

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<v Speaker 2>think I want to be like a ninth grade teacher.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I'm not even kidding, Like that's really sweet. I

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<v Speaker 2>actually think I do. I was watching this guy's TikTok today.

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<v Speaker 2>I was talking about like his ninth graders, and like

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<v Speaker 2>he posts a video every single day, like after school,

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<v Speaker 2>just talking about an event that happened, and like the

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<v Speaker 2>amount of euphoria that I was like getting, like thinking

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<v Speaker 2>about like teaching a bunch of ninth graders and like

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<v Speaker 2>them being mean to me. But then we have us

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<v Speaker 2>having like a little rapport and like me having the

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<v Speaker 2>kids that I no, no, no, just like you know

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<v Speaker 2>the I know what you mean.

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<v Speaker 1>Also you have boogers, so so your motherfucker fuck away

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<v Speaker 1>from how long did you? Like literally three seconds? Because

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted I didn't want to cut you off. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>I thought you rubbed it on her carpet. I used

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<v Speaker 1>to want to be an English teacher when I was

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<v Speaker 1>in ninth grade, and that's what I thought I was

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<v Speaker 1>gonna do because I was like, actually, I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna make it to entertainment because I'm too annoying.

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<v Speaker 1>But then I thought about it. I was like I

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<v Speaker 1>would one hundred percent go to Joe for fucking hitting

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<v Speaker 1>a kid, Like, let someone talk back to me, Like

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<v Speaker 1>I would be those you know when you see videos

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<v Speaker 1>of teachers and you're like, why is this teacher going

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<v Speaker 1>back and forth with a child? It's so unnecessary and

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<v Speaker 1>I feel that, but then I think about it and

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<v Speaker 1>like in that position, I would go crazy, Like teachers

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<v Speaker 1>who deal with teenagers or middle schoolers are so brave,

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<v Speaker 1>but even people now, I feel like a bunch of

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<v Speaker 1>teachers in like elementary school are talking about how gnarly

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<v Speaker 1>kids are now, and they're like, but fuck dumb because

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<v Speaker 1>they just want to be on TikTok and shit, Like

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<v Speaker 1>I'm back, he didn't have been talking about we're talking

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<v Speaker 1>about how dumb kids are.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah yeah yeah. I've been seeing a bunch of

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<v Speaker 2>videos too of teachers being like, oh, we're like fucked,

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<v Speaker 2>Like it's never ever ever been this bad. And that's where.

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<v Speaker 3>People are on their phones and.

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<v Speaker 2>It's literally just like since everyone grew up in the pandemic,

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<v Speaker 2>like on online school and ship that like their reading

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<v Speaker 2>levels are like four levels below what they should be

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<v Speaker 2>and like it's just crazy. But like I was saying,

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<v Speaker 2>that's where I come in to save the day.

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<v Speaker 1>You think you're going to make a generational change.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm gonna raise how many schools would you be

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<v Speaker 2>teaching at one? But I'm gonna raise some fucking geniuses,

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<v Speaker 2>Like I'm gonna raise the people that are going to

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<v Speaker 2>change the world, because that's all children are, is the

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<v Speaker 2>next generation the world.

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<v Speaker 3>Because you grew up during the pandemic.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, you are only seventeen.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I like forget that a lot. I just hang

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<v Speaker 2>around a lot get to their people. No, actually it

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<v Speaker 2>was like during the pandemic and it was really fucking sad.

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<v Speaker 2>I've just been hanging around like a lot of older

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<v Speaker 2>people recently, and I to forget my age sometimes and

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<v Speaker 2>it's just like I need to like slow down and like, also,

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<v Speaker 2>y'all give me like hella fucking drugs. It's like weird,

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<v Speaker 2>like my brain doesn't even developed.

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<v Speaker 1>Cool. And we'd rather have you do it at home

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<v Speaker 1>than do it with like people we don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not.

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<v Speaker 3>We don't want you at some random house just like

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<v Speaker 3>doing pills and ship whyn't you're doing it here with us?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we'd rather you take a perk and p perks

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<v Speaker 1>so fucking bad.

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<v Speaker 3>Please the wallflowers you're stalking, guys, the wallflowers be like,

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<v Speaker 3>don't even like fucking.

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<v Speaker 2>No one cares because what.

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<v Speaker 1>You said, I want to perk so bad, And I

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<v Speaker 1>said the wallflowers before.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, that sucks the perks.

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<v Speaker 1>For being a wallflower.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I just got the perks of being a wallflower.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, thank you, thank you. Guys.

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<v Speaker 2>So y'all know that feeling like when you get home

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<v Speaker 2>and like you didn't have to go to the bathroom,

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<v Speaker 2>but like you're walking up the stairs to your apartment,

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<v Speaker 2>or like you're walking through the garage door and like

0:19:59.840 --> 0:20:05.040
<v Speaker 2>you your body like somehow senses that like bathroom nearby.

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<v Speaker 2>I need to like unload like my piss now or

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<v Speaker 2>I'll die, like y'all have had that. Yeah, there's a

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<v Speaker 2>name for it. It's called the latch key in kant.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not the word, I just.

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<v Speaker 1>Have a type of Both words have a typo, so.

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<v Speaker 2>It might be incontinence. It's latch key in continence. Maybe

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<v Speaker 2>I could be wrong, but there is that is like

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<v Speaker 2>a universal experience for everyone where they're like it's like

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<v Speaker 2>something to do with like your mind, like understanding that

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<v Speaker 2>unlocking the door and walking up these steps and smelling

0:20:39.359 --> 0:20:41.840
<v Speaker 2>the scent all means that there's a bathroom nearby that

0:20:41.880 --> 0:20:45.160
<v Speaker 2>you're comfortable in, and it's just like, let's fucking evacuate. Nam.

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<v Speaker 1>All that reminds you of is that video of that

0:20:47.040 --> 0:20:49.480
<v Speaker 1>lady was like anybody else's baby. Notice when they get

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<v Speaker 1>back home and it's like her going down her driveway

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<v Speaker 1>that's like cobble stone.

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<v Speaker 2>And like bumps, like baby waking up.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's because like that's.

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<v Speaker 2>The thing I was talking about earlier than mom, like

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<v Speaker 2>uh uh mom. It starts with a D, the mother delusion.

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<v Speaker 2>No no, no, no, no fuck motheruck.

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<v Speaker 1>I know we're talking like how they think their baby

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<v Speaker 1>is the cutest, but they also think their baby is

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<v Speaker 1>like the smartest.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, what is that word? Someone like, leave it

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<v Speaker 2>in the comments because it's gonna drive me fucking insane.

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<v Speaker 1>Um, you were not gonna check the comments for that shit.

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<v Speaker 2>I literally will, Oh, I'll look it up for you

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<v Speaker 2>right now, Drew.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll look it up right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you. It's like dissonance. Is it mother's dissonance? I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I think dissonance is.

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<v Speaker 2>Like cognitive dissonance.

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<v Speaker 1>Cognitive dissonance I think is when you like detach yourself

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<v Speaker 1>from something. So I don't think it's mother's dissonance.

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<v Speaker 3>Well maybe Drew's mom had.

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<v Speaker 1>Probably she needs to give it to herself, and she

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<v Speaker 1>was looking at.

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<v Speaker 2>That thing so scared of me. She had the disconnect.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why there's a lock outside of your door. Your

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<v Speaker 1>mom planted it because she was like, he'll know he's home.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. They still every once in a while will just

0:21:57.160 --> 0:21:59.200
<v Speaker 2>lock me in my room when I'm sleeping, which is

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<v Speaker 2>so incredible dangerous to.

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<v Speaker 1>Jump out the window if all else fails.

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<v Speaker 2>Whatever helps them sleep comfortably at night.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure, but your parents lock you in the house.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and you do, I mean, you deserve it.

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<v Speaker 1>So I get like I just had to take notes

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<v Speaker 1>from them because I was like, I honestly agree and share.

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<v Speaker 2>Take notes into a Walmart, so I, oh, you would

0:22:23.840 --> 0:22:27.320
<v Speaker 2>know a lot about a Walmart. I don't know anything. Actually,

0:22:27.520 --> 0:22:29.840
<v Speaker 2>like you would know a lot about a Walmar. Seem

0:22:29.880 --> 0:22:36.639
<v Speaker 2>like a Walmart excepert justin Bieber, Walmart, justin Bieber. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I've had this note taken down for laterly months and

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<v Speaker 2>stop reading my notes.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm literally not I'm just like my caveman brain seas

0:22:43.800 --> 0:22:46.600
<v Speaker 1>an iPhone screen and I'm just staring at it like open.

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<v Speaker 2>Night, like practicing for school. Stop reading.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm literally doing what I do when I go to

0:22:52.320 --> 0:22:54.840
<v Speaker 1>a restaurant and I see a menu, like words mean nothing,

0:22:54.840 --> 0:22:56.840
<v Speaker 1>and I'm just looking at something because my eyes are

0:22:56.880 --> 0:22:59.000
<v Speaker 1>trying to like find something to entertain me because I'm

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<v Speaker 1>so used to looking at im.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, when you go to like dinner with like a

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<v Speaker 2>new person and y'all are still like trying to figure

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<v Speaker 2>each other out and like sniffing each other's asses, like

0:23:06.960 --> 0:23:10.080
<v Speaker 2>just seeing what type of person they are, Like I

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<v Speaker 2>do that only when I'm doing that.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no matter who I go to a restaurant, I

0:23:14.760 --> 0:23:16.400
<v Speaker 1>will look at the menu and not look at it

0:23:16.640 --> 0:23:17.600
<v Speaker 1>like I can't read it.

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<v Speaker 2>No, when I'm like if I don't know the person

0:23:19.920 --> 0:23:22.240
<v Speaker 2>and we're just like learning who we are, like learning

0:23:22.240 --> 0:23:23.800
<v Speaker 2>a lot about each other, Like I'll look at the

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<v Speaker 2>menu as like this like safety.

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<v Speaker 1>Barrier, like a buffer.

0:23:27.240 --> 0:23:29.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's like a buffer to the conversation so I

0:23:29.760 --> 0:23:31.720
<v Speaker 2>can like plan in my head how I'm going to

0:23:31.800 --> 0:23:35.400
<v Speaker 2>respond and what person I'm gonna be because of the fucking.

0:23:37.000 --> 0:23:37.960
<v Speaker 1>I'm a fucking psycho.

0:23:38.160 --> 0:23:41.359
<v Speaker 2>No, I one of my fucking psycho. I can. I

0:23:41.440 --> 0:23:45.000
<v Speaker 2>can literally change my personality on who I'm communicating with.

0:23:45.040 --> 0:23:45.600
<v Speaker 2>And y'all are.

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<v Speaker 1>Jealous, that's what you think is happening in your head

0:23:48.040 --> 0:23:51.919
<v Speaker 1>Like that. I thought Jews perceiving a social interactions, But

0:23:52.040 --> 0:23:53.160
<v Speaker 1>like Jews.

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<v Speaker 2>The same steps ahead.

0:23:55.440 --> 0:23:58.000
<v Speaker 1>He's the same person every time we're around new people,

0:23:58.080 --> 0:23:59.440
<v Speaker 1>Like I know the kind of person who.

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<v Speaker 2>When I'm with you, because I know the person I

0:24:01.840 --> 0:24:03.600
<v Speaker 2>get to be when I'm with you. But when I

0:24:03.640 --> 0:24:07.080
<v Speaker 2>take meetings without you or I meet new people without you,

0:24:07.080 --> 0:24:07.800
<v Speaker 2>you don't know that.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like you act like way more normal.

0:24:10.200 --> 0:24:14.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because you're not there to bounce off of.

0:24:14.320 --> 0:24:16.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I have no buffer when I meet new people.

0:24:16.960 --> 0:24:21.520
<v Speaker 1>It's actually a big problems. I will leave every social

0:24:21.520 --> 0:24:24.159
<v Speaker 1>interaction being like damn, I really dominated that room for

0:24:24.200 --> 0:24:26.679
<v Speaker 1>no reason, Like, well why did I do that? But

0:24:26.720 --> 0:24:29.080
<v Speaker 1>it's okay because people love me. Actually, everybody was replying

0:24:29.080 --> 0:24:30.760
<v Speaker 1>to that close friends. It was like, do not change.

0:24:30.840 --> 0:24:35.280
<v Speaker 1>We love you like that? Can I have with you?

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<v Speaker 2>No? I thought Salem was going to reply to that.

0:24:39.080 --> 0:24:42.600
<v Speaker 2>I just thought I had like a female's intuition when

0:24:42.680 --> 0:24:48.040
<v Speaker 2>you start calling women female. No, but I've been meaning

0:24:48.080 --> 0:24:51.720
<v Speaker 2>to talk about this for literally months. It's just been

0:24:51.760 --> 0:24:55.120
<v Speaker 2>in my notes for like a long fucking time. Oh wait,

0:24:55.160 --> 0:24:56.760
<v Speaker 2>does this guy think I'm going to be meeting him

0:24:56.800 --> 0:24:57.280
<v Speaker 2>at the door?

0:24:59.000 --> 0:25:03.160
<v Speaker 3>This this grinder, dude, the way you use your phone.

0:25:06.200 --> 0:25:08.359
<v Speaker 2>When I get the notification, I'll let one of you'all know,

0:25:08.560 --> 0:25:12.560
<v Speaker 2>and then if you wouldn't mind, But meaning to talk

0:25:12.600 --> 0:25:14.960
<v Speaker 2>about this were so goddamn long, and it's just been

0:25:14.960 --> 0:25:16.960
<v Speaker 2>in my notes and then we just never get to it,

0:25:17.280 --> 0:25:18.840
<v Speaker 2>and we might have already talked about it, and I

0:25:18.920 --> 0:25:27.399
<v Speaker 2>just am not remembering. But hamsters, like literally hamsters, like

0:25:27.480 --> 0:25:32.600
<v Speaker 2>they're crazy. Okay, they're like little pandas.

0:25:33.320 --> 0:25:43.280
<v Speaker 1>Lose my fucking mind. I think I'm like done. No,

0:25:43.680 --> 0:25:46.800
<v Speaker 1>I just starting to cry, like what are we doing?

0:25:50.240 --> 0:25:57.639
<v Speaker 2>No, No, I have tears. We both broke at the

0:25:57.680 --> 0:25:58.280
<v Speaker 2>same time.

0:25:59.840 --> 0:26:01.800
<v Speaker 1>That's it, Like we were done, like.

0:26:04.800 --> 0:26:05.320
<v Speaker 3>Us place.

0:26:05.440 --> 0:26:07.359
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, dude.

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<v Speaker 4>Like I was like literally crying, like I quite literally cry,

0:26:12.920 --> 0:26:14.879
<v Speaker 4>Like I don't know what that just did to me,

0:26:14.960 --> 0:26:18.359
<v Speaker 4>but like that made me feel every like like nerve

0:26:18.440 --> 0:26:20.600
<v Speaker 4>in my body, and I like realized I was here,

0:26:20.640 --> 0:26:22.800
<v Speaker 4>and I felt the fire behind me, and I like.

0:26:23.040 --> 0:26:26.119
<v Speaker 2>You're wait too, You're welcome. My ground did you know,

0:26:26.320 --> 0:26:29.480
<v Speaker 2>But I just more meant like how hamsters die really easily.

0:26:33.960 --> 0:26:37.600
<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, hampster is the most abused ever. I was

0:26:37.640 --> 0:26:39.159
<v Speaker 1>gonna set up to like a six year old and

0:26:39.240 --> 0:26:42.200
<v Speaker 1>let them like like throw them around.

0:26:41.880 --> 0:26:44.560
<v Speaker 2>There, That's what I'm saying. They're like little small pandas. Also,

0:26:44.600 --> 0:26:46.320
<v Speaker 2>if you look at them and they like fall around,

0:26:46.359 --> 0:26:48.600
<v Speaker 2>then you know the videos of like pandas falling everywhere.

0:26:49.040 --> 0:26:52.439
<v Speaker 2>But what I recently found out, and I'm sure everybody

0:26:52.480 --> 0:26:55.040
<v Speaker 2>already knows this, and this was already commenting it because

0:26:55.080 --> 0:26:56.680
<v Speaker 2>they want to like get to the fucking punch on

0:26:56.760 --> 0:26:58.600
<v Speaker 2>corner than me, because there's so much better than me.

0:26:58.640 --> 0:27:01.760
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. Oh the food is literally.

0:27:01.520 --> 0:27:04.280
<v Speaker 1>Here, like god man, something's wrong with here.

0:27:05.520 --> 0:27:11.639
<v Speaker 2>But hamsters literally hibernate. They go into hibernation.

0:27:11.760 --> 0:27:12.360
<v Speaker 1>I don't know that.

0:27:12.680 --> 0:27:15.240
<v Speaker 2>I know, no one fucking knew that. So like half

0:27:15.280 --> 0:27:18.080
<v Speaker 2>of the time when kids got there, yes, when kids

0:27:18.080 --> 0:27:20.640
<v Speaker 2>thought their hamsters were dead, the parents thought they were

0:27:20.720 --> 0:27:24.040
<v Speaker 2>dead too, They were literally in hibernation. And we all

0:27:24.119 --> 0:27:27.600
<v Speaker 2>just buried our hamsters alive. Yes, I know that literally

0:27:27.680 --> 0:27:29.119
<v Speaker 2>just gagged away scared.

0:27:29.160 --> 0:27:30.120
<v Speaker 1>Did you have a hamster?

0:27:30.880 --> 0:27:34.840
<v Speaker 2>I hamster And it was probably in hibernation.

0:27:34.600 --> 0:27:35.440
<v Speaker 1>Killed your hamster.

0:27:36.119 --> 0:27:42.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you used to feed a pencils. No, that's a

0:27:42.920 --> 0:27:44.880
<v Speaker 2>vibe like to chew on the wood, Like I get it,

0:27:45.160 --> 0:27:47.360
<v Speaker 2>I get it. Yeah, just not the lead.

0:27:47.800 --> 0:27:52.360
<v Speaker 1>It's giving your hamster lead poisoning and be like all.

0:27:54.760 --> 0:27:56.639
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, so a lot of people just were killing

0:27:56.680 --> 0:27:59.600
<v Speaker 2>their hamsters because they were in hibernation and they didn't

0:27:59.600 --> 0:28:02.159
<v Speaker 2>realize it. So a lot of y'all are murderers. And

0:28:02.200 --> 0:28:04.399
<v Speaker 2>if you're worried about your if you were going to

0:28:04.440 --> 0:28:06.960
<v Speaker 2>hell or not, you for sure are now because you

0:28:07.080 --> 0:28:10.280
<v Speaker 2>literally buried a creature alive. You're over the.

0:28:10.240 --> 0:28:12.679
<v Speaker 1>Same children who had hamsters when they were younger, or

0:28:12.720 --> 0:28:15.160
<v Speaker 1>like the equivalent to iPad babies. Does that make sense.

0:28:15.560 --> 0:28:17.760
<v Speaker 4>That's like that's like before there were iPads, you would

0:28:17.760 --> 0:28:20.200
<v Speaker 4>give your kid a hamster play with.

0:28:20.480 --> 0:28:22.919
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. It was also like my parents' reasoning was like

0:28:23.040 --> 0:28:27.439
<v Speaker 2>to like teach us that other things are alive and

0:28:27.480 --> 0:28:32.480
<v Speaker 2>we have to like respect that. But I we had fish,

0:28:32.520 --> 0:28:35.400
<v Speaker 2>and then my brothers poured like three liters of coke

0:28:35.440 --> 0:28:37.119
<v Speaker 2>and their fish tank one day and the fish like

0:28:37.240 --> 0:28:40.160
<v Speaker 2>jumped out to survive and they just landed on the counter.

0:28:40.240 --> 0:28:44.520
<v Speaker 2>But I saved them. Okay, yeah, and I was really

0:28:44.600 --> 0:28:46.479
<v Speaker 2>fucking young. I love it. Wait wait wait wait wait,

0:28:46.800 --> 0:28:49.120
<v Speaker 2>let me let me let me finish the hamster thing right, Okay,

0:28:50.320 --> 0:28:54.840
<v Speaker 2>you can get one time. I like before school, my

0:28:54.960 --> 0:28:57.080
<v Speaker 2>mom and dad got really pissed at me and my

0:28:57.240 --> 0:29:01.120
<v Speaker 2>sister because we were like neglected our hamster as like

0:29:01.160 --> 0:29:03.920
<v Speaker 2>a seven year old that like we weren't cleaning its

0:29:03.960 --> 0:29:05.160
<v Speaker 2>cage properly.

0:29:04.880 --> 0:29:10.360
<v Speaker 1>Like I mean literally just straight up doo doo factory.

0:29:10.480 --> 0:29:13.560
<v Speaker 2>It was hell, and we were like not taking care

0:29:13.560 --> 0:29:16.040
<v Speaker 2>of it properly. So our parents were like very adamant,

0:29:16.080 --> 0:29:19.880
<v Speaker 2>like clean this fucking critter's cage right now, or like

0:29:19.960 --> 0:29:22.720
<v Speaker 2>your ground did. So, like we started the cleaning process,

0:29:22.760 --> 0:29:26.760
<v Speaker 2>and like we put the hamster in the sink inside

0:29:26.760 --> 0:29:29.600
<v Speaker 2>the cage with the door shut after we finished cleaning it,

0:29:29.600 --> 0:29:33.840
<v Speaker 2>because like we had to like clean the the basin next,

0:29:33.880 --> 0:29:36.200
<v Speaker 2>and we just like didn't have enough time before school

0:29:36.200 --> 0:29:39.400
<v Speaker 2>because it was just like whatever. So we went to

0:29:39.440 --> 0:29:46.960
<v Speaker 2>school and then we came home and my cat had

0:29:47.240 --> 0:29:51.600
<v Speaker 2>snuck into the bathroom of the where we were cleaning

0:29:51.640 --> 0:29:54.880
<v Speaker 2>the hamster's cage. And since the hamster cage was in

0:29:55.000 --> 0:30:01.160
<v Speaker 2>the basin to like the sink, the cat had accidentally

0:30:01.360 --> 0:30:05.280
<v Speaker 2>turned on scorching hot water and it was on for

0:30:05.520 --> 0:30:09.320
<v Speaker 2>literally like four hours, and the hamster literally drowned inside

0:30:09.360 --> 0:30:12.160
<v Speaker 2>the cage. And my brother like walked in and was.

0:30:12.200 --> 0:30:14.880
<v Speaker 1>Like, you can't experience fear factory.

0:30:14.880 --> 0:30:16.560
<v Speaker 2>And they were like you can't. My brother was like,

0:30:16.600 --> 0:30:19.080
<v Speaker 2>you literally cannot see this, Like you you don't, you

0:30:19.120 --> 0:30:23.880
<v Speaker 2>don't want to see this, don't come to literally and

0:30:24.200 --> 0:30:27.880
<v Speaker 2>my cat killed my fucking hamster and like it literally

0:30:28.080 --> 0:30:31.280
<v Speaker 2>like it was in a cage like probably trying to escape.

0:30:31.280 --> 0:30:33.600
<v Speaker 2>Like it was literally so sad. I literally like cried

0:30:33.720 --> 0:30:37.640
<v Speaker 2>for months over that fucking hamster because I was like, wow,

0:30:37.840 --> 0:30:42.200
<v Speaker 2>like this is my fault. Natural selection literally like don't

0:30:42.200 --> 0:30:45.240
<v Speaker 2>be a stupid fucking hamster if you're gonna drown like child, don't.

0:30:45.080 --> 0:30:46.440
<v Speaker 1>Be born a hamster if you don't want to be

0:30:46.520 --> 0:30:49.200
<v Speaker 1>drowned by there's that. Yeah, But we had a sucker

0:30:49.240 --> 0:30:52.120
<v Speaker 1>fish and it was fucking huge. Like are they called

0:30:52.160 --> 0:30:54.320
<v Speaker 1>catfish or sucker like the ones that like they're called

0:30:54.360 --> 0:30:56.760
<v Speaker 1>plecos stucked get stuck to the glass and they like

0:30:56.800 --> 0:30:57.480
<v Speaker 1>clean the algae.

0:30:57.640 --> 0:30:59.320
<v Speaker 2>They're called pleos, are they?

0:30:59.520 --> 0:31:03.280
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Well we had one of those really fucking big

0:31:03.400 --> 0:31:06.240
<v Speaker 1>and it was humongous, and it died while my dad

0:31:06.280 --> 0:31:08.880
<v Speaker 1>was at work, and like we when our fish would die,

0:31:08.880 --> 0:31:10.640
<v Speaker 1>we would like put them in the toilet and like

0:31:10.920 --> 0:31:13.240
<v Speaker 1>sit over and be like bye, and like flush the toilet.

0:31:13.480 --> 0:31:16.440
<v Speaker 1>And I was like, oh, like we were getting ahead

0:31:16.480 --> 0:31:18.320
<v Speaker 1>of the curb and I was like, oh, we're gonna

0:31:18.320 --> 0:31:21.120
<v Speaker 1>flush it. It was humongous, like it literally was the

0:31:21.160 --> 0:31:22.959
<v Speaker 1>size like we could have eaten it, like it was

0:31:23.000 --> 0:31:25.040
<v Speaker 1>so big, and we threw it in the toilet and

0:31:25.080 --> 0:31:27.440
<v Speaker 1>we were like me and my little siblings were like, oh,

0:31:27.520 --> 0:31:29.720
<v Speaker 1>like yeah, it was one of those. And we were like, oh,

0:31:29.760 --> 0:31:31.560
<v Speaker 1>my God, like rest in peace, like we love you

0:31:31.600 --> 0:31:33.719
<v Speaker 1>so much. You were amazing. And then we flushed the toilet.

0:31:33.960 --> 0:31:36.840
<v Speaker 1>Bitch that ship got stuck in the fucking pipes. And

0:31:36.880 --> 0:31:38.360
<v Speaker 1>my dad came home and was like, why is it

0:31:38.440 --> 0:31:42.480
<v Speaker 1>the toilet working? And we were like I don't know,

0:31:42.680 --> 0:31:45.080
<v Speaker 1>like I don't know what happened, Like we haven't done anything.

0:31:45.120 --> 0:31:46.560
<v Speaker 1>And then my dad took off the pipes just to

0:31:46.600 --> 0:31:49.000
<v Speaker 1>find our fish stuck in the pipes. And my dad

0:31:49.040 --> 0:31:54.720
<v Speaker 1>was like, the know it was dead. As far as

0:31:54.720 --> 0:31:56.760
<v Speaker 1>we were concerned, that ship was not moving for a

0:31:56.880 --> 0:31:57.440
<v Speaker 1>long time.

0:31:58.000 --> 0:32:00.280
<v Speaker 2>If I was your dad been like, oh, wow, they

0:32:00.400 --> 0:32:02.320
<v Speaker 2>killed my fucking fish.

0:32:02.360 --> 0:32:03.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. My dad was like, why did y'all do that?

0:32:03.720 --> 0:32:05.000
<v Speaker 1>Why didn't you wait till we get home? And we

0:32:05.000 --> 0:32:06.840
<v Speaker 1>were like we thought we were like getting ahead of it.

0:32:06.840 --> 0:32:07.960
<v Speaker 1>We didn't want it to stink.

0:32:08.200 --> 0:32:10.520
<v Speaker 2>That's sweet though, And then we all got in.

0:32:10.480 --> 0:32:12.720
<v Speaker 1>Trouble because he had to replace a bunch of the

0:32:12.760 --> 0:32:14.800
<v Speaker 1>pipes because he had to literally saw one of the

0:32:14.840 --> 0:32:16.800
<v Speaker 1>pipes in half because it like the mouth of it

0:32:16.880 --> 0:32:19.520
<v Speaker 1>got stuck to like the curve and the pipe, so

0:32:19.560 --> 0:32:21.360
<v Speaker 1>he like took it out and was trying to get

0:32:21.400 --> 0:32:25.520
<v Speaker 1>it out, but it was like stuck in there. It's

0:32:26.160 --> 0:32:27.440
<v Speaker 1>we all had to poop in the backyard.

0:32:27.480 --> 0:32:29.760
<v Speaker 2>It was so weird. Okay, I do have a question

0:32:29.800 --> 0:32:33.280
<v Speaker 2>for you. Did you ever like pray over your bed, Like,

0:32:33.280 --> 0:32:34.880
<v Speaker 2>did you ever get on your yees and pray?

0:32:34.960 --> 0:32:36.920
<v Speaker 1>I think you just called me Drew, by the way.

0:32:36.920 --> 0:32:38.120
<v Speaker 2>No, I said a question for you.

0:32:38.600 --> 0:32:42.040
<v Speaker 1>No, you said Drew, I have a question for you.

0:32:42.320 --> 0:32:45.080
<v Speaker 1>I did, literally, I swear to God, did I actually

0:32:45.160 --> 0:32:46.920
<v Speaker 1>have a question for you?

0:32:46.960 --> 0:32:49.280
<v Speaker 2>No? No, no, no, I said dude or something.

0:32:50.040 --> 0:32:52.040
<v Speaker 1>No you said Drew, because I was darned because I

0:32:52.040 --> 0:32:53.440
<v Speaker 1>was like, oh, are you setting me up, like you

0:32:53.480 --> 0:32:55.560
<v Speaker 1>want me to ask you. Yeah, I used to like

0:32:55.600 --> 0:32:58.040
<v Speaker 1>get down and pray because I thought I was evil

0:32:58.040 --> 0:32:59.760
<v Speaker 1>and I was going to hell because I was annoying.

0:32:59.840 --> 0:33:03.920
<v Speaker 2>I wrote a big note down because like I would

0:33:03.960 --> 0:33:07.480
<v Speaker 2>get over my bed and pray for just like real ship,

0:33:07.600 --> 0:33:09.640
<v Speaker 2>like pray for my family's health. But then I would

0:33:09.640 --> 0:33:11.560
<v Speaker 2>add in there, like I want to break a bone,

0:33:11.640 --> 0:33:13.840
<v Speaker 2>like can you just like give me a cast? Like

0:33:14.000 --> 0:33:15.640
<v Speaker 2>can you break can I break a bone so I

0:33:15.640 --> 0:33:16.360
<v Speaker 2>can get a cast?

0:33:16.480 --> 0:33:18.600
<v Speaker 1>Or like I prayed like that recently, not for a

0:33:18.600 --> 0:33:20.840
<v Speaker 1>broken bone, but like I was like bored as fuck and.

0:33:20.840 --> 0:33:23.720
<v Speaker 2>I have a billion dollars or something like down bad.

0:33:23.800 --> 0:33:25.280
<v Speaker 1>I was like, damn, you know what, fuck it, like

0:33:25.320 --> 0:33:27.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm downb here, And I literally got down at my

0:33:27.520 --> 0:33:28.960
<v Speaker 1>bed like the bed I have now, and I was

0:33:28.960 --> 0:33:31.040
<v Speaker 1>like this is a good prayer like area, and I

0:33:31.080 --> 0:33:32.080
<v Speaker 1>like got down and I pray.

0:33:32.240 --> 0:33:34.280
<v Speaker 2>Every once in a while, I'll do that, and then

0:33:34.280 --> 0:33:39.080
<v Speaker 2>I'll pray when I have nothing else to give or

0:33:39.080 --> 0:33:39.760
<v Speaker 2>to the.

0:33:39.800 --> 0:33:41.680
<v Speaker 1>Love of my family and friends. Isn't doing it for me?

0:33:41.800 --> 0:33:45.720
<v Speaker 2>Right now? I got and it works. Yeah, I wake

0:33:45.800 --> 0:33:49.080
<v Speaker 2>up the next day good every time. But I remember

0:33:49.160 --> 0:33:53.240
<v Speaker 2>specifically this one time. This is so gross. I don't

0:33:53.280 --> 0:33:54.360
<v Speaker 2>even want to say it.

0:33:55.040 --> 0:33:57.160
<v Speaker 1>Did you, Like, what did you?

0:33:58.200 --> 0:34:00.520
<v Speaker 2>It's actually not gross. I I just prayed to get

0:34:00.560 --> 0:34:02.520
<v Speaker 2>pink eye because I was like, in my head, I

0:34:02.560 --> 0:34:05.080
<v Speaker 2>was like, pink guy's the most lit fucking disease to get,

0:34:05.200 --> 0:34:07.680
<v Speaker 2>because like I didn't know what it was at the time, you.

0:34:07.680 --> 0:34:09.880
<v Speaker 1>Didn't know it came to like fucking Dodoo munch, Like

0:34:10.200 --> 0:34:11.480
<v Speaker 1>literally came from Doodoo munch.

0:34:11.560 --> 0:34:14.439
<v Speaker 2>You weren't like sick as a dog, but you got

0:34:14.440 --> 0:34:16.279
<v Speaker 2>to stay home from school. In my head, so I

0:34:16.320 --> 0:34:17.840
<v Speaker 2>was just like cool, like I want pink.

0:34:18.040 --> 0:34:20.120
<v Speaker 1>Kids came to school with pink at my school all

0:34:20.160 --> 0:34:22.600
<v Speaker 1>the fucking time, and they tried to hide it, and they'd.

0:34:22.400 --> 0:34:24.600
<v Speaker 2>Be like, why would you not want to stay home

0:34:24.640 --> 0:34:25.120
<v Speaker 2>with pink eye?

0:34:25.320 --> 0:34:27.040
<v Speaker 1>I think most kids weren't like allowed to stay home

0:34:27.080 --> 0:34:28.960
<v Speaker 1>because their parents had to work and whatnot.

0:34:28.719 --> 0:34:32.799
<v Speaker 2>So boring, boring. I got to stay home and eat

0:34:32.960 --> 0:34:36.399
<v Speaker 2>chips and ride in the golf car.

0:34:36.480 --> 0:34:38.560
<v Speaker 1>I literally, because like I grew up with like a

0:34:38.600 --> 0:34:40.640
<v Speaker 1>single parent, I was not allowed to stay home when

0:34:40.640 --> 0:34:42.400
<v Speaker 1>I was sick, so I would have to go to school.

0:34:42.560 --> 0:34:44.520
<v Speaker 1>I remember one time my dad thought I was lying

0:34:44.520 --> 0:34:46.440
<v Speaker 1>and I literally had thrown up everywhere in the office.

0:34:46.440 --> 0:34:47.960
<v Speaker 1>I was like, I'm not making myself through up and

0:34:48.000 --> 0:34:49.759
<v Speaker 1>he was like, he was like, did you kiss someone?

0:34:49.800 --> 0:34:52.560
<v Speaker 1>And I was like, what are we talking about? I

0:34:52.600 --> 0:34:53.680
<v Speaker 1>think I was in middle school and he was like,

0:34:53.719 --> 0:34:55.520
<v Speaker 1>I think you kissed someone and you got sick. And

0:34:55.640 --> 0:34:58.280
<v Speaker 1>I was like, you think I kissed someone today?

0:34:58.880 --> 0:35:02.680
<v Speaker 2>And immediately the gestation period was like.

0:35:02.880 --> 0:35:06.240
<v Speaker 1>The fastest moving metabolism ever, the fastest turnover ever.

0:35:06.200 --> 0:35:08.000
<v Speaker 2>The most violent disease of all.

0:35:08.480 --> 0:35:10.279
<v Speaker 1>And then my godfather was like, bruh, she did not

0:35:10.560 --> 0:35:13.319
<v Speaker 1>kiss someone, like, she's definitely just sick. And my dad

0:35:13.360 --> 0:35:15.640
<v Speaker 1>was like, not my end. I don't know. I don't know.

0:35:15.640 --> 0:35:17.640
<v Speaker 1>I think she kissed someone I was kissing.

0:35:17.960 --> 0:35:20.080
<v Speaker 2>You can't get like mono from kissing that. So I

0:35:20.160 --> 0:35:22.839
<v Speaker 2>learned like what like kissing was, because we had to

0:35:22.880 --> 0:35:24.200
<v Speaker 2>like be taught what mano was.

0:35:24.200 --> 0:35:26.160
<v Speaker 1>If you were like twenty and you got mono, you

0:35:26.320 --> 0:35:29.000
<v Speaker 1>need to go to jail. You're too old.

0:35:29.080 --> 0:35:32.080
<v Speaker 2>Before we move on from that, I wanted to tell

0:35:32.120 --> 0:35:34.880
<v Speaker 2>this really, really fucking nasty story about how when I

0:35:34.880 --> 0:35:37.200
<v Speaker 2>got pink eye. I've probably already told it, but it's

0:35:37.239 --> 0:35:39.520
<v Speaker 2>been enough time and there's probably a bunch of new listeners.

0:35:39.600 --> 0:35:44.960
<v Speaker 2>But when I was really young, I was I mean,

0:35:45.000 --> 0:35:48.200
<v Speaker 2>I still have them, and they just never figured out why.

0:35:48.320 --> 0:35:52.000
<v Speaker 2>But like I would get like really gnarly constipated and

0:35:52.120 --> 0:35:55.160
<v Speaker 2>like it would be like painful like blockage. And then

0:35:55.200 --> 0:35:58.680
<v Speaker 2>I would also get like anytime I would eat, I

0:35:58.719 --> 0:36:01.120
<v Speaker 2>would get so nauseous that I would throw up, like

0:36:01.160 --> 0:36:02.799
<v Speaker 2>and this went on for like four months, and I

0:36:02.880 --> 0:36:05.359
<v Speaker 2>like lost a lot of weight in my parents. No,

0:36:05.440 --> 0:36:08.239
<v Speaker 2>they literally don't know what it is. But so they

0:36:08.239 --> 0:36:10.080
<v Speaker 2>were like, let's fucking go in and look. So I

0:36:10.080 --> 0:36:13.240
<v Speaker 2>got like a colonoscope when I was like twelve or thirteen,

0:36:14.360 --> 0:36:17.120
<v Speaker 2>and I didn't know this at the time. My parents

0:36:17.120 --> 0:36:20.840
<v Speaker 2>didn't know this, but they also scheduled me for an indoscopy,

0:36:21.120 --> 0:36:25.480
<v Speaker 2>So colonoscopies up the ass, indo scopies like down the throat.

0:36:25.760 --> 0:36:28.600
<v Speaker 2>And then I woke up from this procedure with like

0:36:29.040 --> 0:36:31.480
<v Speaker 2>a feeding tube in my nose that went down to

0:36:31.520 --> 0:36:35.640
<v Speaker 2>my stomach to like measure my bile and like acid levels.

0:36:35.880 --> 0:36:38.040
<v Speaker 2>Well anyways, I woke up.

0:36:37.960 --> 0:36:40.840
<v Speaker 1>Well that prayers, bitch, you want to stay over school?

0:36:40.880 --> 0:36:41.200
<v Speaker 3>That bad?

0:36:41.360 --> 0:36:43.239
<v Speaker 2>I know, literally I and I had to carry like

0:36:43.280 --> 0:36:45.600
<v Speaker 2>a pouch around that like measured, like when I would

0:36:45.600 --> 0:36:47.239
<v Speaker 2>have to like click a button when I would eat.

0:36:47.280 --> 0:36:50.160
<v Speaker 2>It was so nerd. Yeah, it was so nerdy. It

0:36:50.200 --> 0:36:52.400
<v Speaker 2>was so like so whatever.

0:36:52.520 --> 0:36:54.320
<v Speaker 1>But if I was in your school, I would have

0:36:54.360 --> 0:36:55.640
<v Speaker 1>popped that fucking bag. Yeah.

0:36:55.719 --> 0:36:57.560
<v Speaker 2>Literally, No, it wasn't like a bouch. It was like

0:36:57.719 --> 0:37:00.000
<v Speaker 2>a big electronic.

0:36:59.520 --> 0:37:01.440
<v Speaker 1>Brickho you had a pager?

0:37:01.560 --> 0:37:03.359
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, literally, but it was huge and I had

0:37:03.360 --> 0:37:05.200
<v Speaker 2>to carry it around like a fucking purse. I was

0:37:05.239 --> 0:37:14.000
<v Speaker 2>so embarrassed. But I woke up from that procedure with

0:37:14.400 --> 0:37:18.879
<v Speaker 2>the gnarliest pink eye of my life, meaning that they

0:37:18.920 --> 0:37:22.960
<v Speaker 2>did not properly clean after my colonoscopy and gave me

0:37:23.040 --> 0:37:25.160
<v Speaker 2>pink eye when they and I don't know if they

0:37:25.239 --> 0:37:28.800
<v Speaker 2>use the same fucking tube or what, but like that ship,

0:37:29.040 --> 0:37:31.680
<v Speaker 2>it was the gnarliest like pink I've ever had. It

0:37:31.760 --> 0:37:34.000
<v Speaker 2>was violent, Like I literally thought I was gonna go blind.

0:37:34.000 --> 0:37:36.480
<v Speaker 2>And my parents were like, oh, like must have been

0:37:36.520 --> 0:37:40.760
<v Speaker 2>from this surgery. And I was like like, I was like, wait,

0:37:40.920 --> 0:37:41.480
<v Speaker 2>that's crazy.

0:37:41.600 --> 0:37:43.759
<v Speaker 1>Someone off and they literally after touching your butt, they

0:37:43.760 --> 0:37:44.760
<v Speaker 1>fucking rubbed your eye.

0:37:44.960 --> 0:37:45.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:37:45.280 --> 0:37:47.000
<v Speaker 1>Literally, this annoying ass kids.

0:37:48.480 --> 0:37:50.680
<v Speaker 2>Pillow Madaline farted in my pillow.

0:37:50.960 --> 0:37:52.520
<v Speaker 1>I only got pink eye once, and it was when

0:37:52.560 --> 0:37:54.319
<v Speaker 1>I got COVID. And it was when that was like

0:37:54.320 --> 0:37:55.839
<v Speaker 1>at the beginning of COVID, when they were like, oh,

0:37:55.880 --> 0:37:59.000
<v Speaker 1>if you like randomly get pink eye or a sty,

0:37:59.120 --> 0:38:00.919
<v Speaker 1>it can and you are sick at the same time,

0:38:00.920 --> 0:38:03.319
<v Speaker 1>it can be a sign of COVID. And I woke

0:38:03.440 --> 0:38:05.759
<v Speaker 1>up with pink eye and then got a style like

0:38:05.840 --> 0:38:08.400
<v Speaker 1>the pink guy went away almost immediately, and then it

0:38:08.440 --> 0:38:09.319
<v Speaker 1>turned into a sty.

0:38:09.560 --> 0:38:11.960
<v Speaker 2>I have bad news because you farted on my phone. No,

0:38:12.040 --> 0:38:14.760
<v Speaker 2>I didn't fart on your fucking pillow. I ship inside

0:38:14.760 --> 0:38:17.400
<v Speaker 2>of it. I ripped it open and ship inside the

0:38:17.440 --> 0:38:18.920
<v Speaker 2>fluffing and it's still in there.

0:38:18.960 --> 0:38:21.920
<v Speaker 1>It's just like, No, I got new pillows and I

0:38:22.000 --> 0:38:24.160
<v Speaker 1>put my old pillows in your room, So you've been

0:38:24.200 --> 0:38:25.000
<v Speaker 1>sleeping on your ship.

0:38:27.719 --> 0:38:35.560
<v Speaker 2>But that's that backfired. That backfired like crazy. But back

0:38:35.600 --> 0:38:38.719
<v Speaker 2>to praying. I used to pray to be never mind,

0:38:39.200 --> 0:38:39.839
<v Speaker 2>we're moving on.

0:38:41.239 --> 0:38:48.600
<v Speaker 1>You were using God for weird reasons. Oh, you better

0:38:48.680 --> 0:38:53.239
<v Speaker 1>keep praying. We should start praying for that together. Like

0:38:53.320 --> 0:38:55.920
<v Speaker 1>the night before we got a bed an opposite signs.

0:38:55.640 --> 0:39:01.200
<v Speaker 2>Of my bed like please please please, Well, since we're

0:39:01.200 --> 0:39:04.560
<v Speaker 2>on like medical, my new year's resolution. Yeah, really same

0:39:05.200 --> 0:39:10.120
<v Speaker 2>like and ironically literally the same. But since we're on

0:39:10.160 --> 0:39:15.280
<v Speaker 2>medical ship, I really do think I have one really

0:39:15.320 --> 0:39:19.400
<v Speaker 2>short leg and one like really long leg walk. I

0:39:19.400 --> 0:39:21.680
<v Speaker 2>think one of my legs is like genuinely like a

0:39:21.800 --> 0:39:24.280
<v Speaker 2>quarter or half of them.

0:39:24.320 --> 0:39:26.879
<v Speaker 1>For me saying you were hobbling around the house.

0:39:26.680 --> 0:39:28.680
<v Speaker 2>I've always thought this, like if you look back in

0:39:28.760 --> 0:39:31.320
<v Speaker 2>my notes, I would just write it down randomly because

0:39:31.360 --> 0:39:34.239
<v Speaker 2>I was so like, I can't stop hobbling literally, and

0:39:34.320 --> 0:39:37.799
<v Speaker 2>I do have like such a strange like cadence to

0:39:37.840 --> 0:39:40.040
<v Speaker 2>my step. And the only way I can explain it

0:39:40.080 --> 0:39:41.960
<v Speaker 2>is that one of my legs is shorter than the other,

0:39:42.120 --> 0:39:42.680
<v Speaker 2>like by.

0:39:42.560 --> 0:39:45.000
<v Speaker 1>Like a It's because you spend too much time in

0:39:45.040 --> 0:39:47.120
<v Speaker 1>your bed, so your body has to react.

0:39:47.239 --> 0:39:52.920
<v Speaker 2>Walk spinish, stretching back out. But yeah, I just wanted

0:39:52.920 --> 0:39:57.479
<v Speaker 2>to get that off my chest because it's really dark.

0:39:57.680 --> 0:39:59.160
<v Speaker 3>Wait, Drew, do you not know that one of your

0:39:59.239 --> 0:40:00.799
<v Speaker 3>legs is six inch shorter than the other.

0:40:01.480 --> 0:40:04.319
<v Speaker 1>No, we put stilts on you every night so that

0:40:04.360 --> 0:40:06.000
<v Speaker 1>you could just wake up. We take them off at

0:40:06.040 --> 0:40:07.440
<v Speaker 1>night and then we put them back on.

0:40:07.440 --> 0:40:09.480
<v Speaker 2>One of my balls is shorter than the other. But

0:40:09.520 --> 0:40:13.480
<v Speaker 2>that's a classic man thing. To be worried about. Yeah,

0:40:13.719 --> 0:40:15.920
<v Speaker 2>like when you're like nine and you're like, fuck, dude,

0:40:15.960 --> 0:40:19.520
<v Speaker 2>like my balls, like I think I'm broken. One of

0:40:19.560 --> 0:40:22.480
<v Speaker 2>them is like longer than the other one, and then

0:40:22.520 --> 0:40:25.560
<v Speaker 2>you google it and you find out like it's normal.

0:40:25.600 --> 0:40:26.720
<v Speaker 3>It's normal.

0:40:29.200 --> 0:40:35.799
<v Speaker 1>After Jimmy Neutral. Anytime I watched the old cartoons we

0:40:35.800 --> 0:40:37.439
<v Speaker 1>grew up watching, I was like, this is why I'm

0:40:37.480 --> 0:40:43.839
<v Speaker 1>so fucking annoying. Yeah, like they were so goddamn annoying, dude.

0:40:43.600 --> 0:40:49.400
<v Speaker 2>That one fucking because it's like Joe.

0:40:49.360 --> 0:40:52.120
<v Speaker 1>Rogan is that actually Joe Rogan's Company?

0:40:52.200 --> 0:40:53.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, are you lying?

0:40:54.000 --> 0:40:54.200
<v Speaker 1>High?

0:40:54.239 --> 0:40:57.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm Paul is Joe Rogan's company? Shut the fuck up?

0:40:58.400 --> 0:41:02.239
<v Speaker 1>Okay, the other one because I would have known that.

0:41:04.040 --> 0:41:08.520
<v Speaker 3>No, But you have a like a you have like

0:41:08.520 --> 0:41:11.960
<v Speaker 3>a relative that's very young, right, Yeah, they and they

0:41:12.000 --> 0:41:15.520
<v Speaker 3>watch cartoons. What do they watch like the shorts? Okay,

0:41:15.560 --> 0:41:18.040
<v Speaker 3>because they don't watch like SpongeBob and sh it anymore.

0:41:17.800 --> 0:41:22.440
<v Speaker 2>And they do like yeah, still like The Biggest.

0:41:22.040 --> 0:41:23.080
<v Speaker 3>Car Where do they watch it?

0:41:23.200 --> 0:41:25.920
<v Speaker 2>Just on on TV? Dude? I was watching like.

0:41:25.880 --> 0:41:29.080
<v Speaker 1>Disney stuff like carries like kids cartoons.

0:41:29.560 --> 0:41:32.600
<v Speaker 2>They also like direct TV like cable boxes and ships

0:41:32.600 --> 0:41:36.720
<v Speaker 2>still run it. But I was watching my nephew watch

0:41:38.480 --> 0:41:42.000
<v Speaker 2>SpongeBob one. The new SpongeBob is so fucking bricked. It

0:41:42.080 --> 0:41:45.759
<v Speaker 2>fucking sucks. Yeah, like it's be it's horrible, like don't

0:41:45.760 --> 0:41:50.160
<v Speaker 2>even get me started. But also like it was so

0:41:50.280 --> 0:41:53.200
<v Speaker 2>crazy because there would be like a QR code like

0:41:53.320 --> 0:41:56.279
<v Speaker 2>permanently in the corner, and then there would be like

0:41:56.360 --> 0:42:00.840
<v Speaker 2>another little screen down here playing like an hour advertisement,

0:42:00.960 --> 0:42:03.320
<v Speaker 2>and then like another little screen would pop up halfway

0:42:03.360 --> 0:42:06.680
<v Speaker 2>through the episode and play like another cartoon, and then

0:42:06.719 --> 0:42:09.440
<v Speaker 2>the corner down here would just have like a fucking

0:42:09.520 --> 0:42:12.800
<v Speaker 2>cockroach run by. Like it was so weird. Now I

0:42:12.800 --> 0:42:16.440
<v Speaker 2>it's like, damn dude, like we're like down tremendously bad.

0:42:16.480 --> 0:42:19.040
<v Speaker 2>And it just reminded me of that like hyper reality,

0:42:19.280 --> 0:42:22.759
<v Speaker 2>like augmented reality video that like everyone was obsessed with

0:42:22.800 --> 0:42:24.920
<v Speaker 2>for a little bit or it literally probably was just me,

0:42:25.040 --> 0:42:27.680
<v Speaker 2>but like there's like this video where it shows you

0:42:27.760 --> 0:42:30.759
<v Speaker 2>like what augmented reality is gonna look like in a

0:42:30.880 --> 0:42:33.960
<v Speaker 2>few years, and it was just like really freaky. But

0:42:34.400 --> 0:42:35.680
<v Speaker 2>it's like ten years old now.

0:42:35.880 --> 0:42:38.920
<v Speaker 1>Like if you watch Ren and Stimpy, it's crazy how

0:42:39.000 --> 0:42:41.319
<v Speaker 1>slow the pacing of that show is, and like all

0:42:41.320 --> 0:42:44.120
<v Speaker 1>those older cartoons that we grew up watching. The pacing

0:42:44.200 --> 0:42:46.840
<v Speaker 1>is so slow, even like the Looney Tunes from like

0:42:46.840 --> 0:42:49.440
<v Speaker 1>two thousand and nine, like where it's like Daffy and

0:42:49.480 --> 0:42:51.400
<v Speaker 1>bugs Bunny are living together. I was watching on the

0:42:51.400 --> 0:42:55.480
<v Speaker 1>plane tuns. Yeah, they were always in Looney Tunes. There

0:42:55.480 --> 0:42:59.799
<v Speaker 1>were loomty tunes. But if you watch those now, Like

0:42:59.800 --> 0:43:02.160
<v Speaker 1>I rewatching Renston because I was, like I loved it

0:43:02.200 --> 0:43:04.439
<v Speaker 1>as a kid. I want to rewatch it, or even

0:43:04.480 --> 0:43:06.200
<v Speaker 1>like Pinky in the Brain, like all that older.

0:43:06.040 --> 0:43:06.839
<v Speaker 2>Stuff we used to watch.

0:43:07.440 --> 0:43:12.080
<v Speaker 1>It used to Oh okay, wow, what.

0:43:12.000 --> 0:43:14.360
<v Speaker 2>Did you like to watch porn?

0:43:15.640 --> 0:43:17.280
<v Speaker 1>He watched porn when you were like six?

0:43:18.520 --> 0:43:20.000
<v Speaker 2>Okay you didn't.

0:43:20.520 --> 0:43:24.600
<v Speaker 1>That's right, dude, that's like that's like almost I would

0:43:24.640 --> 0:43:31.319
<v Speaker 1>even say that child abuse. Okay, you got to start

0:43:31.320 --> 0:43:35.640
<v Speaker 1>a young and macroser that's why he's addicted to macro

0:43:35.680 --> 0:43:39.160
<v Speaker 1>dos macro dosing porn now because he was watching so

0:43:39.239 --> 0:43:42.160
<v Speaker 1>much of it. But like, the pacing of those shows

0:43:42.239 --> 0:43:45.359
<v Speaker 1>is so slow compared to newer shows. Like if you

0:43:45.400 --> 0:43:48.759
<v Speaker 1>watch like a newer kids cartoon, something is happening every frame,

0:43:48.840 --> 0:43:51.480
<v Speaker 1>there's like a loud noise or like it's super colorful.

0:43:51.520 --> 0:43:53.840
<v Speaker 1>I think about Coco Melon I will never forget. Like

0:43:53.960 --> 0:43:56.760
<v Speaker 1>I know a woman who had a baby like last

0:43:56.840 --> 0:43:59.600
<v Speaker 1>year and we were like, oh, it's when we were

0:43:59.600 --> 0:44:03.240
<v Speaker 1>in the cabin and she she I was like genuinely

0:44:03.280 --> 0:44:05.080
<v Speaker 1>just curious because I have a bunch of cousins who

0:44:05.120 --> 0:44:07.840
<v Speaker 1>like baby cousins who watch Coco Melon and shit, And

0:44:07.880 --> 0:44:09.800
<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh, does your baby watch Coco Melon?

0:44:09.840 --> 0:44:11.840
<v Speaker 1>And she said when she said this, it literally changed

0:44:11.880 --> 0:44:15.439
<v Speaker 1>my mind about children's cartoon. And she was like, I

0:44:15.520 --> 0:44:18.480
<v Speaker 1>genuinely believe that letting your child watch something like Coco

0:44:18.520 --> 0:44:21.080
<v Speaker 1>Melon is like giving your baby LSD before it even

0:44:21.160 --> 0:44:24.400
<v Speaker 1>has like cognitive reality, and your baby will be like

0:44:24.600 --> 0:44:28.719
<v Speaker 1>anticipating that kind of like intense attention and like quickness

0:44:28.800 --> 0:44:30.400
<v Speaker 1>forever and it's going to be debilitating.

0:44:30.440 --> 0:44:33.640
<v Speaker 2>And I was like, oh my god, Like I do

0:44:33.719 --> 0:44:36.799
<v Speaker 2>believe that to a certain extent, but like there are

0:44:36.920 --> 0:44:40.239
<v Speaker 2>some good children shows that I'm like, damn, like that's

0:44:40.280 --> 0:44:43.960
<v Speaker 2>really it actually is like teaching kids something and it's

0:44:44.000 --> 0:44:48.840
<v Speaker 2>specifically Miss Rachel, Like Miss Rachel like like there is

0:44:48.880 --> 0:44:54.120
<v Speaker 2>literally a video proof of my sister's daughter like learning

0:44:54.160 --> 0:44:57.640
<v Speaker 2>how to clap from the TV show that she's watching.

0:44:57.440 --> 0:44:59.640
<v Speaker 1>And it's kind of like the idea like there's always

0:44:59.640 --> 0:45:03.120
<v Speaker 1>been that, like Courge the Cowardly Dog was not good

0:45:03.160 --> 0:45:08.200
<v Speaker 1>for us, like it was literally so like existentialism core

0:45:08.360 --> 0:45:12.279
<v Speaker 1>for children, and like things like that aren't apparently good

0:45:12.360 --> 0:45:17.120
<v Speaker 1>for kids. But there are shows like fucking Blippy, like

0:45:17.160 --> 0:45:19.319
<v Speaker 1>the fact that that Blippy guy got away with like

0:45:19.400 --> 0:45:21.520
<v Speaker 1>shitting on someone putting on the line and then.

0:45:21.440 --> 0:45:26.680
<v Speaker 2>Just that, Yeah, dude, Blippy literally did There used to

0:45:26.680 --> 0:45:30.400
<v Speaker 2>be this video going around of the Harlem Shake. But Blippy,

0:45:30.640 --> 0:45:35.920
<v Speaker 2>who is a child show like kids show like host.

0:45:36.480 --> 0:45:38.399
<v Speaker 2>You know Blippy, You've seen him in Walmart and shit,

0:45:39.400 --> 0:45:44.279
<v Speaker 2>he did the Harlem Shake challenge, but then when the

0:45:44.400 --> 0:45:46.839
<v Speaker 2>drop happened, he him and his homie got butt ass

0:45:46.920 --> 0:45:50.240
<v Speaker 2>naked and he had his homie spray him with ship

0:45:50.400 --> 0:45:54.399
<v Speaker 2>out of his butt. So there's video getting ship all over.

0:45:54.560 --> 0:45:57.719
<v Speaker 2>I screened saved it because Blippy and his team do

0:45:57.840 --> 0:46:00.400
<v Speaker 2>everything in their power to erase that video from the

0:46:00.400 --> 0:46:03.959
<v Speaker 2>internet because it is really gnarly and it's like maybe

0:46:04.000 --> 0:46:06.080
<v Speaker 2>the most horrifying and discussing thing I've ever seen in

0:46:06.120 --> 0:46:08.200
<v Speaker 2>my life. And the fact that he's like a child's

0:46:08.239 --> 0:46:10.000
<v Speaker 2>show host is crazy to me.

0:46:10.120 --> 0:46:13.000
<v Speaker 1>But I believe also because I don't but I believe

0:46:13.000 --> 0:46:14.759
<v Speaker 1>people could change, but I don't think it comes from

0:46:14.800 --> 0:46:16.680
<v Speaker 1>like an actual, real place of giving a fuck about

0:46:16.719 --> 0:46:20.240
<v Speaker 1>teaching children anything because I remember he's getting yeah literally,

0:46:20.320 --> 0:46:21.960
<v Speaker 1>I feel like that's the big problem is like we

0:46:22.000 --> 0:46:24.400
<v Speaker 1>all know, like now that children have so much access

0:46:24.440 --> 0:46:27.000
<v Speaker 1>to media, like it used to be reverse, Like you

0:46:27.120 --> 0:46:30.279
<v Speaker 1>used to have to really have a craving and a

0:46:30.360 --> 0:46:34.880
<v Speaker 1>want to be within children's education in media and entertainment,

0:46:35.200 --> 0:46:38.000
<v Speaker 1>and it was like so sparing that you were actually

0:46:38.000 --> 0:46:40.239
<v Speaker 1>making something that was like teaching children something because nobody

0:46:40.280 --> 0:46:42.000
<v Speaker 1>wanted to put money into it because there was this

0:46:42.080 --> 0:46:43.799
<v Speaker 1>idea that kid shouldn't even be in front of the TV,

0:46:43.880 --> 0:46:45.600
<v Speaker 1>So why the fuck would you put money into it?

0:46:45.840 --> 0:46:48.600
<v Speaker 1>And now we all know that children literally have access

0:46:48.640 --> 0:46:50.839
<v Speaker 1>to iPhones and iPads by the time they're three years old,

0:46:51.040 --> 0:46:53.360
<v Speaker 1>So there's so much money in putting a screen in

0:46:53.360 --> 0:46:55.200
<v Speaker 1>front of a baby's face. So so many people make

0:46:55.320 --> 0:46:59.040
<v Speaker 1>children's content because the bag is endless because children also

0:46:59.320 --> 0:47:02.359
<v Speaker 1>children's rewatch value. Like imagine how many times we were

0:47:02.400 --> 0:47:04.520
<v Speaker 1>sitting and throwing on a VHS, like eighteen times in

0:47:04.520 --> 0:47:06.120
<v Speaker 1>a row, like bitch, I would watch.

0:47:06.040 --> 0:47:07.759
<v Speaker 2>Five What is a VHS? Oh?

0:47:07.800 --> 0:47:09.480
<v Speaker 1>I forget, I keep forgetting your seventeen.

0:47:09.680 --> 0:47:10.719
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I don't know what that shows.

0:47:10.800 --> 0:47:13.920
<v Speaker 1>So a VHS is like this old timey like idea

0:47:13.920 --> 0:47:16.000
<v Speaker 1>of like it was kind of like film panels. It

0:47:16.080 --> 0:47:18.200
<v Speaker 1>was almost like, you know, gave me iPad?

0:47:18.719 --> 0:47:20.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, sorry, give me my iPad.

0:47:21.040 --> 0:47:23.200
<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'll give it to you. Do you want? Do

0:47:23.239 --> 0:47:24.000
<v Speaker 1>you actually need it?

0:47:24.080 --> 0:47:24.239
<v Speaker 2>Now?

0:47:24.480 --> 0:47:26.080
<v Speaker 1>Okay we'll cut.

0:47:27.120 --> 0:47:29.439
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we have to cut for to get his iPad. Okay,

0:47:30.280 --> 0:47:31.759
<v Speaker 3>how old are you at this point?

0:47:31.800 --> 0:47:32.280
<v Speaker 2>Thirteen?

0:47:32.800 --> 0:47:33.759
<v Speaker 3>Oh, you're thirteen?

0:47:33.960 --> 0:47:35.800
<v Speaker 1>Your regresses because.

0:47:35.640 --> 0:47:37.520
<v Speaker 3>I feel like a couple of years ago you were sixteen.

0:47:39.000 --> 0:47:42.920
<v Speaker 1>The age is really slow. Okay, how does this sound?

0:47:43.880 --> 0:47:46.600
<v Speaker 3>That sounds good? That sounds good. It sounds like the

0:47:46.640 --> 0:47:47.960
<v Speaker 3>ocean waves crashing.

0:47:48.360 --> 0:47:49.360
<v Speaker 2>How does this sound.

0:47:50.800 --> 0:47:53.279
<v Speaker 3>That sounds good? That sounds really good.

0:47:55.520 --> 0:47:59.759
<v Speaker 1>Well, that's it for the Christmas episode. I hope you

0:48:00.040 --> 0:48:04.160
<v Speaker 1>guys have an amazing holiday. Whatever you celebrate it, you

0:48:04.239 --> 0:48:06.920
<v Speaker 1>celebrate it to the fullest and get so drunk with

0:48:07.040 --> 0:48:10.120
<v Speaker 1>your family and hopefully someone cries, because that's what Christmas

0:48:10.160 --> 0:48:12.600
<v Speaker 1>with your family is about. Somebody will cry, and you

0:48:12.640 --> 0:48:14.920
<v Speaker 1>will most likely be the therapist for your family. And

0:48:15.000 --> 0:48:18.080
<v Speaker 1>if that's your job, kudos, yep.

0:48:19.280 --> 0:48:21.960
<v Speaker 2>If you're a boy, hide in your room, play on

0:48:22.000 --> 0:48:26.319
<v Speaker 2>your PS five fortnite. Don't interact with any of your

0:48:26.320 --> 0:48:27.640
<v Speaker 2>family members because.

0:48:27.440 --> 0:48:30.840
<v Speaker 1>You're fucking and you're gonna get highest fucking get scared

0:48:30.840 --> 0:48:31.760
<v Speaker 1>of your whole family.

0:48:32.040 --> 0:48:36.040
<v Speaker 2>Yes, uh no, genuinely enjoy your family time. I think

0:48:36.080 --> 0:48:37.279
<v Speaker 2>we need more family time.

0:48:37.640 --> 0:48:39.399
<v Speaker 1>Am I the only one who thinks family is back?

0:48:39.440 --> 0:48:42.239
<v Speaker 2>In family, it's going to be. Family is going to

0:48:42.280 --> 0:48:42.680
<v Speaker 2>be back.

0:48:42.520 --> 0:48:44.799
<v Speaker 1>And our trend forecast for twenty twenty four, I think

0:48:44.800 --> 0:48:45.560
<v Speaker 1>family is back.

0:48:45.640 --> 0:48:50.520
<v Speaker 2>No, literally, though it fucking better be. But let me

0:48:50.520 --> 0:48:53.600
<v Speaker 2>do a drew syop. I only have one today.

0:48:53.760 --> 0:48:56.040
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, wait, we have one that's in the email.

0:48:56.800 --> 0:48:59.839
<v Speaker 2>Oh really, I think so well, I'll do this one.

0:49:01.440 --> 0:49:03.920
<v Speaker 2>I put myself in your shoes and now my feet

0:49:03.960 --> 0:49:04.640
<v Speaker 2>fucking stink.

0:49:08.560 --> 0:49:11.319
<v Speaker 1>That was good. That was good? All right?

0:49:13.680 --> 0:49:17.360
<v Speaker 2>Oh wait here, let's see y'all be eating lamb chops

0:49:17.400 --> 0:49:23.279
<v Speaker 2>for attention them most tastes like missing people. Y'all are

0:49:23.280 --> 0:49:26.800
<v Speaker 2>eating lamb chops for attention them. Hoose tastes like missing people.

0:49:28.920 --> 0:49:36.800
<v Speaker 2>Shout out anissa an I s a anissa period.

0:49:36.920 --> 0:49:42.040
<v Speaker 1>That is really fucking funny. Oh my god, that's how

0:49:42.080 --> 0:49:44.840
<v Speaker 1>I feel about like boh eat goat too, like that

0:49:44.920 --> 0:49:47.080
<v Speaker 1>shit literally tastes like fucking dirt roads.

0:49:47.200 --> 0:49:54.480
<v Speaker 2>Oh wait, here's another one from Janine. Janine, Janine, before

0:49:54.520 --> 0:49:57.440
<v Speaker 2>you gossip about me, rub your koochy and sniff your

0:49:57.480 --> 0:50:01.840
<v Speaker 2>hand sis. Wait wait this, this one's from Janine, before

0:50:01.880 --> 0:50:04.799
<v Speaker 2>you gossip about me, reb your cooochee and sniff your

0:50:04.840 --> 0:50:09.160
<v Speaker 2>hand sys, because you got bigger fish to fry. Apparently

0:50:09.200 --> 0:50:11.959
<v Speaker 2>Joe Biden said that. Whoa, Yeah, if.

0:50:11.920 --> 0:50:14.759
<v Speaker 1>Joe Biden said that, I would revote for him. Yeah,

0:50:14.800 --> 0:50:16.560
<v Speaker 1>that's how Joe Biden can get my vote back. I

0:50:16.600 --> 0:50:18.400
<v Speaker 1>really don't fuck with him right now, but I'm not kidding.

0:50:18.400 --> 0:50:20.120
<v Speaker 1>If he got on the podium, I'd be like, fuck,

0:50:20.200 --> 0:50:21.279
<v Speaker 1>I gotta give it to him.

0:50:22.120 --> 0:50:24.920
<v Speaker 2>Guys, I really do read your syge up corners. I'm

0:50:24.920 --> 0:50:26.640
<v Speaker 2>not gonna read your middle and last names because I

0:50:26.680 --> 0:50:30.080
<v Speaker 2>don't want to doc you. But Janine, right, yeah, Janine,

0:50:30.800 --> 0:50:33.840
<v Speaker 2>y'ah shut y'all. Y'all came in clutch.

0:50:34.920 --> 0:50:38.920
<v Speaker 1>I feel like I found one that I wanted to read.

0:50:39.480 --> 0:50:41.239
<v Speaker 1>Oh no, I didn't find when I wanted to show

0:50:41.239 --> 0:50:50.120
<v Speaker 1>you this that Tyrrell showed me Jolie Jolie that y'all

0:50:50.160 --> 0:50:51.160
<v Speaker 1>like lobster.

0:50:55.800 --> 0:50:57.360
<v Speaker 2>Are those isopods.

0:50:58.120 --> 0:51:01.200
<v Speaker 1>Um no, they're lobster. Somebody like cut them up and

0:51:01.239 --> 0:51:03.600
<v Speaker 1>tried to present them nicely, but they look like roaches.

0:51:03.960 --> 0:51:07.560
<v Speaker 2>Literally. We'll insert the picture for y'all.

0:51:08.840 --> 0:51:12.520
<v Speaker 1>All right, well always, here's some media of the week.

0:51:12.920 --> 0:51:15.879
<v Speaker 2>I e.

0:51:17.880 --> 0:51:20.920
<v Speaker 1>My media of the week is Telephone Line by Electric

0:51:21.120 --> 0:51:28.120
<v Speaker 1>Light Orchestra Folks song by the Sundays Before the Daybreaks

0:51:28.200 --> 0:51:34.239
<v Speaker 1>Robin Goree robtree and Use your Heart s w V.

0:51:36.480 --> 0:51:41.080
<v Speaker 2>Mine is a book. This time Boo Spotify added audio

0:51:41.080 --> 0:51:45.560
<v Speaker 2>books and you actually can use them now. It was

0:51:45.600 --> 0:51:48.160
<v Speaker 2>like for a long time you couldn't use them. And

0:51:48.360 --> 0:51:51.200
<v Speaker 2>I started listening to the Year of Magical Thinking by

0:51:51.280 --> 0:51:55.200
<v Speaker 2>Joan Didion. Oh I need to know that name. Uh,

0:51:55.320 --> 0:51:57.920
<v Speaker 2>that ship's really fucking good. I think I'm gonna listen

0:51:58.000 --> 0:52:03.000
<v Speaker 2>to the Song of Achilles next because I'm like, I

0:52:03.080 --> 0:52:05.799
<v Speaker 2>heard a lot of good shit about that one. And

0:52:05.840 --> 0:52:12.280
<v Speaker 2>then Norwegian Would by Mirakami. Those are my three in rotation.

0:52:12.360 --> 0:52:16.840
<v Speaker 2>I also have Homo Deuce and Homo Sapiens and The

0:52:18.000 --> 0:52:21.840
<v Speaker 2>log just because I love fucking those books so much.

0:52:22.080 --> 0:52:25.480
<v Speaker 2>Should I go to like my very first playlist, Like

0:52:26.280 --> 0:52:31.960
<v Speaker 2>I have a playlist on that I made, like probably

0:52:32.000 --> 0:52:36.040
<v Speaker 2>a decade ago at this point, and it's OLED's do

0:52:36.200 --> 0:52:41.719
<v Speaker 2>It Waka Flaka, Collared Green Schoolboy Q A Tale of

0:52:41.760 --> 0:52:46.120
<v Speaker 2>Two Cities, J Cole, I am a god blood on

0:52:46.160 --> 0:52:49.560
<v Speaker 2>the leaves. I'm in it. I was obsessed with Yezes, dude,

0:52:50.440 --> 0:52:54.920
<v Speaker 2>pipe it up, migos, Oh my god, as Zz Gibson

0:52:55.640 --> 0:53:00.239
<v Speaker 2>this song. I'm not gonna play it because we ran

0:53:00.280 --> 0:53:03.319
<v Speaker 2>into copyright issues, me and my homies. We called her.

0:53:03.560 --> 0:53:06.960
<v Speaker 2>It was so cringey. We called ourselves Snoop Squad, and

0:53:07.000 --> 0:53:09.279
<v Speaker 2>we would buy a bunch of snacks and then get

0:53:09.320 --> 0:53:13.120
<v Speaker 2>inside one of our homies trucks and literally turn on

0:53:13.160 --> 0:53:16.640
<v Speaker 2>his blue lights, play that song on fucking repeat and

0:53:16.680 --> 0:53:20.239
<v Speaker 2>get absolutely fucking obliterated on weed, like literally get the

0:53:20.320 --> 0:53:22.640
<v Speaker 2>highest we've ever been. And then I would just like

0:53:22.719 --> 0:53:25.480
<v Speaker 2>walk home because we were like smoking in this like

0:53:25.520 --> 0:53:27.799
<v Speaker 2>section in my neighborhood. But they would have to drive home,

0:53:27.840 --> 0:53:29.399
<v Speaker 2>and I don't know how none of them fucking died

0:53:29.400 --> 0:53:32.359
<v Speaker 2>because we were like zooted and fucking booted, like it

0:53:32.400 --> 0:53:34.040
<v Speaker 2>was voted in Boo Boots.

0:53:34.840 --> 0:53:37.160
<v Speaker 1>My first playlist on here isn't from that long ago,

0:53:37.200 --> 0:53:40.760
<v Speaker 1>because I started this account in like early twenty twenty

0:53:41.560 --> 0:53:45.600
<v Speaker 1>and It's intimate, Erica de Cassir, I can't say her

0:53:45.640 --> 0:53:49.040
<v Speaker 1>name ever, Carnival, the Cardigan's One Thing, AMIRII, Devotion by

0:53:49.080 --> 0:53:52.879
<v Speaker 1>tearsa Lifetime by Eves tumor know who you are at

0:53:52.880 --> 0:53:55.600
<v Speaker 1>every age, Cock two Twins, it's a bunch of cock

0:53:55.600 --> 0:53:58.240
<v Speaker 1>two twins, a bunch of slow dive catched the breeze.

0:53:58.280 --> 0:54:00.719
<v Speaker 1>It's like literally me trying to like set up like

0:54:01.440 --> 0:54:03.560
<v Speaker 1>my Spotify with just songs I liked at the time

0:54:03.640 --> 0:54:04.840
<v Speaker 1>and Kitty Cat by Beyonce.

0:54:05.200 --> 0:54:10.560
<v Speaker 2>Mine is my next one is actually so advanced. Oh god,

0:54:10.640 --> 0:54:12.960
<v Speaker 2>not that fucking song. But my next one is just

0:54:13.000 --> 0:54:17.960
<v Speaker 2>called literally and it's fish Shopping, Sophie Eliminade, Sophie Viz,

0:54:18.320 --> 0:54:22.319
<v Speaker 2>Sophie Pony Boys, Sophie Blips, Sophie Hard, Sophie M s

0:54:22.440 --> 0:54:26.360
<v Speaker 2>M s M s M s ms Sophie. Then Hey qut,

0:54:26.920 --> 0:54:28.720
<v Speaker 2>and then a bunch of Hannah Diamond.

0:54:28.920 --> 0:54:31.360
<v Speaker 1>Remember when we would listen to Handah Diamond on SoundCloud.

0:54:31.480 --> 0:54:33.720
<v Speaker 2>I fucking love Hannah Diamond.

0:54:34.200 --> 0:54:35.040
<v Speaker 3>Cut is one of the best.

0:54:35.200 --> 0:54:42.480
<v Speaker 1>Hey CUTI Yeah, thank you guys so much for listening.

0:54:42.560 --> 0:54:45.759
<v Speaker 1>I hope you enjoyed the last few days of this

0:54:45.840 --> 0:54:48.319
<v Speaker 1>year and be safe.

0:54:49.520 --> 0:54:53.879
<v Speaker 2>Peace and love on earth and more. May all your

0:54:53.920 --> 0:55:00.480
<v Speaker 2>wishes be granted, unless they're evil. Hug your siblings or

0:55:00.520 --> 0:55:04.640
<v Speaker 2>your parents, or whoever you're with this holiday extra tight

0:55:05.239 --> 0:55:07.800
<v Speaker 2>and tell them you love them.

0:55:08.760 --> 0:55:09.320
<v Speaker 1>Thank you, Mi,